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>>13950870

>>13950861
Why is there a brony tag? Could it at least be something else?

>>13950870
does anyone have the mario and luigi gif?
i lost mine when i swiped the computer

>>13950877
lyra pls replace Twilight in the main six

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>>13950870

HIGH PRESSURE STALLION CUM ROCKETING AT WINKING MAREVAG

WILL HE MAKE IT?

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>>13950870
Idle pose

>>13950870
>not posting the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr70dLy5yKg

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>>13950870

>>13950861
What is pone RPG had actually good characters unlike in the OP pic?

>>13950896
YOU HAVE TO ROLL FOR VAGINAL CIRCUMFERENCE FIRST!

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>>13950870

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>almost every rainbow dash episode is about her learning to be less of a cunt
>her cunt levels remain constant

rainbow dash

the element of cunt

>>13950861
Is that a thing or is that just an art

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>>13950940
>almost every fluttershy episode is about her learning to be less worthless
>she remains worthless

fluttershy

the element of worthlessness

Fine, I'll respect NTR, but I don't have to like it.

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>tfw Fluffy died soon after. The chemo treatments weren't enough for her.

>>13950954
>and nothing of value was lost

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>>13950951
Guess.

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>>13950954
God my signature was so cheesy

http://i.imgur.com/v8ovJbx.png

my dick

>>13950953
I will neither respect nor enjoy NTR

>>13950954
wait

fluffy is a girl?

>>13950954
wow
we were (still are actually) such faggots back then

>>13950973
no.

>>13950971
t-that ponut

DON'T POOP UNTIL YA SEE THE PONE, BOYS

ALRIGHT BOYS...... LETTERRIP

PPPFFFRRTTTTFTFPFPPRPRTFPPFFRPTPFFFFFFFFFFBBBBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBPPPPFPFPPSSCHTRRTZZTTTTPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff...ff....f.....fffff......fffffffFFFFFFFFFPPPPRRTFTFTF

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>>13950870
>sadlestia
Isaac please no

>>13950971
Your dick looks like a horse.

>>13950953
That's the spirit.
I hope one day we can be friends despite our fetishes and talk about how great Rarity and DT are.

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>this thread

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>>13950954

Pardon my faggotry but what is this?

>>13950971
And remember, my door's always open!

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Pony won't let a filthy xeno near his sister. He'll protect her with the entire guard if he has to.

>>13950986
How do I discuss the show. Please help i'm lost.

>>13950979
would you rim it?

>>13950997
I'd Pacific Rim it

>>13950988
Exactly that. Faggotry.

>>13950988
A get-well card from 2 years ago.

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>>13950995
Hush.

It looks like I can reuse the Season 3 bingo card, though.

>>13950971
>tfw you're not aroused by horse vaginas or horse anuses at all

>>13951000
So the portal to equestria on the ocean floor?

gonna get my scuba gear ready

>>13950971
I'd a Cheerilee

>>13951005
what about horsedicks?

>>13951004
I honestly don't remember us doing an S3 bingo card. The S2 one was great though. I believe we got Bingo on 2 or 3 episodes, but I don't remember which ones.

>>13951004
The fat neckbeard one needs to be the free space.

>>13951012
nope

human vaginas and slits on fleshy lumps drawn by people that don't know what a typical vagina looks like are okay though

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>>13951014
I don't remember us doing the hate wheel thing in S3 either

>>13951014
I think so many S3 episodes got fucked up, we didn't bother in the end.

>>13951018
>half the wheel is unoccupied

>>13951000
>Cheerilee's anus becomes an interdimensional portal
>Kaiju spill out of the gateway
>but due to the small size of the portal they're only about as big as your dick

>>13951004

>buisness

>>13951018
I'm pretty sure we were doing the hate wheel, more or less anyway, leaks caused issues.

>>13951018
It always seemed like the pony of the week was Fluttershy.

>>13951022
then we hate ourselves for being so deep into pone

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>>13951018
It was up every episode

>>13950994
It's too late.

I've already stolen his jeans.

>>13951018
We actually did, or at least the whole "WHICH PONY DO WE HATE".

>>13951022
The other half is reserved for >YOU

>>13951029
>>13951032
>>13951034
My memory is pretty shit, sorry

>>13951031
I would relish the chance to be deep inside pony, if you know what I mean

I'm talking about pony unbirthing

>>13951002
I want to turn into a lamia except with a giant prehensile penis instead of a snake tail and wrap rarity in my giant prehensile penis while using my legs as a second set of arms to brush her mane and using my actual arms to try and jerk off my enormous writhing tentacle dick so I can ejaculate gallons of semen onto her mane and brush it out into sweetie belle's waiting mouth

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>>13950982
It's okay. She'll find something to occupy her time and be right as rain soon enough.

>>13950811
Think this guy say it all >>13950858

And plus
>Humans has a bigger penis:body size ratio then most mammals
>Humans also have a higher sexual stamina then most animals

Just face it, humans > small ponies forever and always

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>>13951057
but what about big ponies

I can't fucking STAND it when people say drawing porn requires good knowledge of anatomy or something along those lines.

It does NOT. Drawing porn does not require any artistic talent, and the porn itself is not art. Someone could shit in a bucket and that would be more artistic than porn. Stop looking for excuses to be brainless perverts,

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>>13951054
Celestia is really cute with a short mane

>>13950861
I'd play it.

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>pony will never be a Super Smash Bros character

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>>13951062
if drawing porn doesn't require artistic talent then why can't I draw quality images of horses fucking

>>13951071
>responding

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>>13951062
>you get off to it so it loses all its hipster art cred
>art is about being DEEP and having like a MESSAGE man
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS DUDE

The snobs are here to argue using definitions that don't exist in the dictionary

I'M GOING TO DO IT

I'M GOING TO MARRY PIPCHAN

>>13951059
Big pony like pic related is still small to us, so nothing changes

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>>13951083
then clearly we just need to make pony bigger

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>>13951080
isn't she dead or something

>>13951062
>Drawing porn doesn't require good knowledge of anatomy
except it does

>>13951088
I liked his cute art more, his nsfw stuff is pretty repetitive

>>13951096
Drawing good porn requires that, among other skills

See the tumblr link above you for shitty porn

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>>13951088
i dont want to loyro for sexual

>>13951087
>make the ponies bigger
>square root law happens
>it collapses under it's own weight

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>>13951096
Pffft no it doesn't

Guys, I can't remember, do ponies have flashlights?

>>13951087
That's kinda hot for some reason

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>>13951113
yes

>>13951113
Yes, the guards in RIAW had them

>>13951112
look at all that pink
I want to choke on that mane

>>13951110
I hope gloomy is okay after s4

>>13951110
>make ponies bigger
>make pony bones stronger and muscles more efficient
>upgrade pone cardiovascular system
>pone is eventually dinosaur sized
>pone reaches the upper limit for a land animal
>make pone bigger
>pone's body is supported entirely by magic

>>13951110
1) it's the square-cube law
2) marshmallow horses are already unnaturally strong
3) friendship is magic

>>13951113
DYEWTS

>>13951128
>marshmallow horses are already unnaturally strong
Not this cartoon physics crap again...

>>13951117
holy shit
>ponmnesia

>>13951117
>>13951118

Oh, thank god.

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>>13951110
Just how big are we making the ponies here?

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>>13951113
Its in Reading Rainbow.

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>>13951087
Bigger.

>>13951131
pretty sure cartoon physics would be more applicable than real life physics
since we're talking about magic cartoon horses

>>13951130

I've only seen every episode once

>>13951106
but she wanted to you for sexual

>>13951131
Ponies can resist forces that would pretty much instantly kill humans
Don't give me the real physics shit

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Now I can pony and cookie at the same time.

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>>13951140
this guy gets it

>>13951142
Fine, but then we get to play by their rules and as long as I'm ignorant, I can be fucking superman. Or Mr. Fantastic and make my penis as long as I want

>>13951151
>there will never be Apple Kicker

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>>13951131
There are no cartoon physics. There are no physics period. They defy sanity.

Ponies are from beyond this sphere of being. If you ever met a pony you would gradually lose your mind until descending into an insanity so great you would loop right back around to being sane and turn into a pony.

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>>13951138

>>13951152
That's a tiny human, not a big pony.

>>13951150
i'd ask what you're talking about, but I don't care

>>13951163
Go watch Sonic Rainboom

>>13951157
...hu

>>13951163
>tiny pony moving at supersonic speeds propelled entirely by gravity and wings that are too small for a creature that large to fly even by pulling a bumblebee with wing movements
>does a 90 degree turn
>doesn't black out
>or die

>>13951152
this is also pretty hot...

fucking fetishes

>>13951159
No, that doesn't work either, I tried.
You're going to need to try some other method of becoming a pony.

>>13951159
Lovecraft please write

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>>13951162
if you say so

>>13951171
you're goddamn right it is

>>13951152
I like that pony and I like big pony but I think the thing I like the most about this is her long legs
there needs to be more pone like that

>>13951171
size difference is hot

>>13951159
love for the love god

friends for the friend throne

>>13951088
that guy makes ponuts look so appealing

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>>13951175
good point

>>13951140
YOU!
Draw big Fleur if you haven't already
if you have then post it and draw moar

>>13951173
he said he's leaving ponies forever

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Big Rainbow Dash is biggest cunt.

>>13951184
>you will never sit on a throne made entirely of ponies

>>13951196
I prefer to think of it as tiny Fluttershy

>>13951198
Can I just have a red ribbon beanbag instead

>>13951188
Oh no

>>13951188
He'll be back
They always come back

>yfw you have kids with pony but they're not satyrs
>yfw they're little cthulhus
>yfw your human genes caused a regression in the pony genome
>yfw pony was a highly evolved octopus things the whole time
>yfw their legs are tentacles

>>13951214
>land on her butt
>makes a deflating noise
>"Wait did you just..."

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>>13951225

Ponies all the way down.

fuck off to /rel/

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>>13951196
pls >>13951187

if it helps I'm pretty sure I have some a lewd fleur growth textsmut I could dig up and post

>>13951126
>human cast dispel on pony
>human cast silence on pony
>human laugh as pony can't move

>>13951128
1)My mistake
2)Their strength is inconsistent and often only used as a joke
3)magic doesn't exist

>>13951138
Not big enough to be better than humans

>>13951150
>>13951169
Don't think the people in the show really think on thing like that. It's a cartoon for little girls, they don't ask questions

And what if it's like Space Jam and we get cartoon physics when we're in their world.

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>>13951239
I am enlightened by my own intelligence

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>>13951232
Not yet, you will be

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>>13951225
Rei pls

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>>13951214
HAVE I GOT A GIF FOR YOU

>>13951241
Huh, surprised I haven't drawn her yet. I guess I could try whipping something up.

>>13951169
>supersonic speeds.

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>>13951225
It's always satyrs, anon.

>>13951264
>breaking the sound barrier
>not supersonic

>>13951255
That pony looks like it needs a brushing

>>13951262
thx

here's this for anyone who cares: http://pastebin.com/F03qK4Rp

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>>13951257
But she's cute

>>13951159
Stop suggesting that Rarity is a slut

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>>13951285
but she is a slut

>>13951253
>not big enough to be better than humans
>muh humanity stronk!

too bad

pony is big enough to cuddle all the humans at once

>>13951294
No she isn't.

>>13951282
cute isn't really the first word that comes to mind.
usually it's "fuckable"

>>13951297
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT

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>>13951297

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>>13951297
she's a canon gold digger and slut
she only wanted blueblood's dick because he's connected, and she only wanted to be friends with twilight because she's connected

she abandoned her friends in one episode to hang with "the cool kids" in canterlot

face it anon, she's a terrible pony

>>13951295
>muh humanity stronk!
damn right niggers. ain't nothing in this world better than us

>pony is big enough to cuddle all the humans at once
pony need to be able to move first

>>13951316
>She hits on random stallions to get what she wants instead of asking normally

They better do a fucking episode on that

Worst role model

>>13951316
>tfw you're not a superduper super man

>>13951319
while you were attempting to dispel magic on pony someone else punched you in the dick because he saw you go hostile

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I'd

>>13951319
pony is supported by the magic and friendship of all ponies and the friendship she's created between her and the entire human race excluding you

pony is your god now. bow down before pony,

>>13951338
>you will never worship your benevolent macropony overlord
>your snuggles will never make him grow larger

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>>13951319
>ain't nothing in this world better than us

>>13951328
>if you're ever kidnapped, just whine a lot and be annoying until they beg for mercy!

Worst role model indeed

>>13951337
Me too
My aunt is 8 month pregnant
I can barely contain my boner near her
Pregnant women just have that glow to them, you know

>>13951348
>pony will never be the sun in your sky
>literally
>your planet will never orbit the great pone

>>13951360
>My aunt is 8 month pregnant
>I can barely contain my boner near her

You have no idea how many of my fetishes you just hit

>>13951367
incest, preggers and boner denial?

>>13951360
>Pregnant women just have that glow to them, you know
>Mrs Cake
UNF

>>13951337
as would I.
that huge butt, holy christ.

>>13951363
>The god horse will never permanently distort reality, allowing equestria to spill out into our universe
>You will never be able to visit ponyville by pone's great mercy and benevolence

>>13951374
I think you missed milfs

Your fetishes are the grossest, daytime MLPG

>>13951390
Strange how it used to be nighttime MLPG that was full of fetishes.

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Will you love me now, anon? Isn't this what humans like?

Can I finally be man's best friend?

>>13951390
this is nothing.

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>>13951299
Gross. You can't put your dick in a squid.

>>13951398
best friends don't get love

>>13951405
What about a shark, huh?

Can you put your dick in a shark?

>>13951405
But you don't have a dick, so squids are better for you because they have ten dick analogues.

>>13951412
I ain't gonna put my dick in a shark!

>>13951405
you can when she has a winking cervix

>>13951112
>LMJ

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>unironically putting your dick in a shark

>>13951425
A shark is gonna put its dick in you if you keep up that attitude you fucking wanker

>>13951405
that's a cute Trixie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5pPTIEfbsaQ

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>>13951445
>only member

>>13951460
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZs3nAwCsgg

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>>13951429
>not wanting to put your dick into a shark

>>13951467
>preview picture
oh god kill me now it hurts to live

diamond dog transformation

>>13951467
Japanese nerds outdo western neckbeards once again

>>13951484
enlarged stallions

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>tfw no qt japone gf

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>>13951497
She looks kind of like Sunset Shimmer combined with Twilight Sparkle.

>>13951490
Anon being turned into a female diamond dog and getting railed by an enlarged stallion

>>13951268
Implying it was the sound barrier.

>>13951510
Enlarged anon turning a female diamond dog into a stallion and railing him

>>13951504
I would.

>>13951497

>Land of the rising sun
>Celestia raises the sun
>Land of Celestia
>Japan is Equestria

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>>13951512
What the fuck else would it be?

>>13951516
But that's gay.

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>>13951519
Time to move!

>>13951519
"land of the rising sun" is arbitrary

The earth is round. New york could be the land of the rising sun, but Americans were never that egotistical. Any east-facing coastline is the land of the rising sun.

also the official map of equestria looks like the north american northeast coast with an inland sea to its left

>>13950861

http://ponett.tumblr.com/tagged/Super%20Lesbian%20Horse%20RPG

>>13951533

>no fun allowed

>>13951520
a Colourful fart.

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>>13951533
You're right anon, we're even more egotistical

America is the only country in the world with edible pizza.

As you come home from a hard day of work, ready to hug and cuddle pony you find out that PONY IS SMOKING
What do you do?

>>13951533
It's an old term idiot.

>>13951555
don't care unless she's doing it inside and making my house smell like burnt plants

>>13951520
>2011

>>13951533
>tfw great britain
>tfw not the future site of equestria
>tfw probably the future site of a great lot of gryphon droppings and not much else

>>13951555
What brand of cig does she smoke?

busty
musky
shemale
Nanaki

>>13951589
Get a job you faggot.

>>13951589
UNF

>>13951589
all
of
my
neh

>>13951587
That one you hate and think is for total plebs.

>>13951555
ask if I can finish the bowl or if she'll load me another

>>13951555
Ask her to pass the joint and doritos.

>>13951587
Dank Ass Weed Nigga Deluxe, only 42.0USD a carton, on sale now at Washingtons and Colorados near you

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>>13951535
hehehe

>>13951533
>Americans were never that egotistical
Not specifically, I suppose...

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>>13951568
>1933

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Would you fuck her after a riveting game of tennis?

>>13951615
I thought we were talking about tobacco.

Saine's desirable niceness

>>13951622
ROSS DREW SOMETHING ALMOST IDENTIFIABLE AS A HUMAN BEING

HE ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO THIS ONE

STOP THE PRESSES

>>13951622
Pics of my aunt tonight, Ross

>>13951608
>menthols
What a pussy.

http://ineedmasculism.tumblr.com/post/63555677123/yourmillygoat-tacobelligerent-replied-to-your

>>13951630
don't worry. he'll notice that it will be accepted here and will change it into something awful shitpost a lot and then leave forever again.

>>13951624
Tobaccofags rank far, far below weedfags, which rank just below actual human beings.

>>13951510
>stroke stallion until he's erect
>he's pretty big but you're pretty sure you can handle him
>as he slides in he fills you comfortable
>he gives you a nice pump, and you start to feel his weight on your back
>you gasp as you start to feel more and more stuffed
>he continues to grow, stretching you out
>getting a bit uncomfortable having a heavy stallion on your back
>and a massive cock in your dogvag
>just when you think you can't take much more he flares with a loud grunt
>you feel like he's going to split you open as you feel your belly bloat with spunk
>there's an audible pop as he slides out and dismounts
>you can feel his cum gushing out of you as you collapse on your big, furry paws
>he wraps you in his forehooves and snuggles you, causing some more leakage
>you still have an absurdly stretched belly despite the torrent that seems to be leaking between your legs
>hug the massive, soft horsedick before you and pass out

>wake up feeling empty
>realize all the mass from your belly has moved to your boobs
>stallion's still pretty big but you feel like you can take him

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cute pon

>>13951635
Do those things still exist?

>>13951635

pony tried smoking regulars once but they made pony sick halfway through

>>13951637
>xj9 is also a huge brony. to be honest this whole thing seems like fodder for the ineedmasculism blog.

He's also white, a man and also straight, making him a vile example of a human being.

>>13951648
ded pone

>>13951645
unf

>>13951637
>emotionally stunted subhuman is also a brony

Is this supposed to surprise anyone?

>>13951635
Well pony is now crying and never wants to see you
She's divorcing you and taking the house and car. You can keep that dumb dog of yours

>>13951637
So where can I find the nudes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtWJM25FwU0

Still creeps me out

>>13951645
Now I want to be a slutty diamond dog.

>>13951649
Yes.
And it seems like every damn smoker on campus smokes them.
Nobody appreciates a good Red anymore.

>>13951645
He should invite his friends over.

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>>13951672
>You can keep that dumb dog of yours
Fuck you, she went to college!

>>13951679
I still think being a slutty mare would be nicer, but I'm starting to see the merits breasts of being a slutty bitch as well

Still not interested in dogcocks though

tobacco is for literal degenerates

smoking it is degenerating your body and mind

>needing a constant flow of nicotine to feel, think, and act normally

>>13951684
I've never seen someone actually smoking them, I'm sorry

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>>13951679
>not being the tweaked diamond dog

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>>13951637

I wouldn't mind being a slutty female something for maybe ten minutes but as a permanent decision it would suck

http://i.imgur.com/xJmikIl.jpg

You have been in Equestria for around a year now, you somehow find out that Celestia's hair grows in water.

What do?

>>13951705
maybe like an hour or so a day

or something like sixty minutes for every twenty four hour period
you only occasionally have control over which sixty minutes

>>13951713
w-wow

>>13951714
well the obvious thing to do is to play right into the joke and get celestia wet if you know what I mean

>>13951717
Nah

transformation

>>13951721
I don't get it?

please explain through a detailed green text story.

>you will never MT

>>13951705
I don't think it'd be hot unless there was a risk to my identity/human form.

>In the middle of fucking Saffron
>Go from chubby diamond dog bitch to tall, neckbearded fatso

>>13951713
pony fimjobs

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>tfw no qt diamond doge gf

does this make me a furfag

transformation into anon

>>13951705
Im happy being a man, but boy am I jealous of a woman's ability to enjoy sex more then me. Most of my BDSM fantasies are just completely shot down since they are impossible or seemingly not as potent while being a male.

>>13951740
n-no
i-it's x-xenop-philia

It's called clopping, dad.

Flutterzoo is now banned, don't even think of posting any.

>>13951742
NO
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK
I'LL NEVER GO BACK

>>13951744
>women enjoy sex more

Some scientists did a bunch of MRIs and it turns out it varies

A lot. As in the vagina doesn't even feel intense pleasure the same way your dick does and it's highly dependent on environment and actual feelings.

>>13951694
Not that dog. Pony is taking that dog with her too. Pony said your dog. Which is eathing his own poop again

>>13951744
>not adjusting your fantasies to fit your biology

"Most of my sexual fantasies are just completely shot down since they are impossible or seemingly not as potent while not being a magical marshmallow pony"

pony ate the styrofoam packing peanuts

>>13951621
Hitler checked them before everyone.

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I am engaged to Fluttershy.

Gaffer's incredibly sensitive cockstripe

>>13951763
>tfw most of your sexual fantasies actually are shot down because you're not a qt stallion
>tfw you will never rut a mare in heat
>tfw you will never flare inside her
>tfw another stallion will never fill your ponut with cream and flare inside of you at the same time

>>13951763
Oh i have other fantasies that fit perfectly with my biology, its just i will never be able to walk down the street wearing remote controlled vibrating double plugged panties while my significant other randomly decides to turn them on for an unknown amount of time or intensity.