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What if pone RPG?

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>>13950861
Why is there a brony tag? Could it at least be something else?
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>>13950870
does anyone have the mario and luigi gif?
i lost mine when i swiped the computer
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>>13950877
lyra pls replace Twilight in the main six
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HIGH PRESSURE STALLION CUM ROCKETING AT WINKING MAREVAG

WILL HE MAKE IT?
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>>13950870
Idle pose
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>>13950870
>not posting the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr70dLy5yKg
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>>13950861
What is pone RPG had actually good characters unlike in the OP pic?
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>>13950896
YOU HAVE TO ROLL FOR VAGINAL CIRCUMFERENCE FIRST!
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>almost every rainbow dash episode is about her learning to be less of a cunt
>her cunt levels remain constant

rainbow dash

the element of cunt
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>>13950861
Is that a thing or is that just an art
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>>13950940
>almost every fluttershy episode is about her learning to be less worthless
>she remains worthless

fluttershy

the element of worthlessness
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Fine, I'll respect NTR, but I don't have to like it.
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>tfw Fluffy died soon after. The chemo treatments weren't enough for her.
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>>13950954
>and nothing of value was lost
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>>13950951
Guess.
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>>13950954
God my signature was so cheesy
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http://i.imgur.com/v8ovJbx.png

my dick
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>>13950953
I will neither respect nor enjoy NTR
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>>13950954
wait

fluffy is a girl?
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>>13950954
wow
we were (still are actually) such faggots back then
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>>13950973
no.
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>>13950971
t-that ponut
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DON'T POOP UNTIL YA SEE THE PONE, BOYS

ALRIGHT BOYS...... LETTERRIP

PPPFFFRRTTTTFTFPFPPRPRTFPPFFRPTPFFFFFFFFFFBBBBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBPPPPFPFPPSSCHTRRTZZTTTTPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff...ff....f.....fffff......fffffffFFFFFFFFFPPPPRRTFTFTF
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>>13950870
>sadlestia
Isaac please no
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>>13950971
Your dick looks like a horse.

>>13950953
That's the spirit.
I hope one day we can be friends despite our fetishes and talk about how great Rarity and DT are.
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>this thread
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>>13950954

Pardon my faggotry but what is this?
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>>13950971
And remember, my door's always open!
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Pony won't let a filthy xeno near his sister. He'll protect her with the entire guard if he has to.
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>>13950986
How do I discuss the show. Please help i'm lost.
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>>13950979
would you rim it?
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>>13950997
I'd Pacific Rim it
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>>13950988
Exactly that. Faggotry.
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>>13950988
A get-well card from 2 years ago.
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>>13950995
Hush.

It looks like I can reuse the Season 3 bingo card, though.
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>>13950971
>tfw you're not aroused by horse vaginas or horse anuses at all
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>>13951000
So the portal to equestria on the ocean floor?

gonna get my scuba gear ready
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>>13950971
I'd a Cheerilee
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>>13951005
what about horsedicks?
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>>13951004
I honestly don't remember us doing an S3 bingo card. The S2 one was great though. I believe we got Bingo on 2 or 3 episodes, but I don't remember which ones.
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>>13951004
The fat neckbeard one needs to be the free space.
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>>13951012
nope

human vaginas and slits on fleshy lumps drawn by people that don't know what a typical vagina looks like are okay though
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>>13951014
I don't remember us doing the hate wheel thing in S3 either
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>>13951014
I think so many S3 episodes got fucked up, we didn't bother in the end.
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>>13951018
>half the wheel is unoccupied
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>>13951000
>Cheerilee's anus becomes an interdimensional portal
>Kaiju spill out of the gateway
>but due to the small size of the portal they're only about as big as your dick
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>>13951004

>buisness
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>>13951018
I'm pretty sure we were doing the hate wheel, more or less anyway, leaks caused issues.
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>>13951018
It always seemed like the pony of the week was Fluttershy.
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>>13951022
then we hate ourselves for being so deep into pone
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>>13951018
It was up every episode
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>>13950994
It's too late.

I've already stolen his jeans.
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>>13951018
We actually did, or at least the whole "WHICH PONY DO WE HATE".
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>>13951022
The other half is reserved for >YOU
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>>13951029
>>13951032
>>13951034
My memory is pretty shit, sorry
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>>13951031
I would relish the chance to be deep inside pony, if you know what I mean

I'm talking about pony unbirthing
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>>13951002
I want to turn into a lamia except with a giant prehensile penis instead of a snake tail and wrap rarity in my giant prehensile penis while using my legs as a second set of arms to brush her mane and using my actual arms to try and jerk off my enormous writhing tentacle dick so I can ejaculate gallons of semen onto her mane and brush it out into sweetie belle's waiting mouth
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>>13950982
It's okay. She'll find something to occupy her time and be right as rain soon enough.
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>>13950811
Think this guy say it all >>13950858

And plus
>Humans has a bigger penis:body size ratio then most mammals
>Humans also have a higher sexual stamina then most animals

Just face it, humans > small ponies forever and always
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>>13951057
but what about big ponies
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I can't fucking STAND it when people say drawing porn requires good knowledge of anatomy or something along those lines.

It does NOT. Drawing porn does not require any artistic talent, and the porn itself is not art. Someone could shit in a bucket and that would be more artistic than porn. Stop looking for excuses to be brainless perverts,
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>>13951054
Celestia is really cute with a short mane
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>>13950861
I'd play it.
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>pony will never be a Super Smash Bros character
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>>13951062
if drawing porn doesn't require artistic talent then why can't I draw quality images of horses fucking
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>>13951071
>responding
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>>13951062
>you get off to it so it loses all its hipster art cred
>art is about being DEEP and having like a MESSAGE man
>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS DUDE

The snobs are here to argue using definitions that don't exist in the dictionary
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I'M GOING TO DO IT

I'M GOING TO MARRY PIPCHAN
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>>13951059
Big pony like pic related is still small to us, so nothing changes
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>>13951083
then clearly we just need to make pony bigger
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>>13951080
isn't she dead or something
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>>13951062
>Drawing porn doesn't require good knowledge of anatomy
except it does
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>>13951088
I liked his cute art more, his nsfw stuff is pretty repetitive
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>>13951096
Drawing good porn requires that, among other skills

See the tumblr link above you for shitty porn
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>>13951088
i dont want to loyro for sexual
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>>13951087
>make the ponies bigger
>square root law happens
>it collapses under it's own weight
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>>13951096
Pffft no it doesn't
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Guys, I can't remember, do ponies have flashlights?
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>>13951087
That's kinda hot for some reason
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>>13951113
yes
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>>13951113
Yes, the guards in RIAW had them
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>>13951112
look at all that pink
I want to choke on that mane
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>>13951110
I hope gloomy is okay after s4
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>>13951110
>make ponies bigger
>make pony bones stronger and muscles more efficient
>upgrade pone cardiovascular system
>pone is eventually dinosaur sized
>pone reaches the upper limit for a land animal
>make pone bigger
>pone's body is supported entirely by magic
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>>13951110
1) it's the square-cube law
2) marshmallow horses are already unnaturally strong
3) friendship is magic
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>>13951113
DYEWTS
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>>13951128
>marshmallow horses are already unnaturally strong
Not this cartoon physics crap again...
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>>13951117
holy shit
>ponmnesia
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>>13951117
>>13951118

Oh, thank god.
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>>13951110
Just how big are we making the ponies here?
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>>13951113
Its in Reading Rainbow.
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>>13951087
Bigger.
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>>13951131
pretty sure cartoon physics would be more applicable than real life physics
since we're talking about magic cartoon horses
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>>13951130

I've only seen every episode once
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>>13951106
but she wanted to you for sexual
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>>13951131
Ponies can resist forces that would pretty much instantly kill humans
Don't give me the real physics shit
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Now I can pony and cookie at the same time.
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>>13951140
this guy gets it
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>>13951142
Fine, but then we get to play by their rules and as long as I'm ignorant, I can be fucking superman. Or Mr. Fantastic and make my penis as long as I want
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>>13951151
>there will never be Apple Kicker
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>>13951131
There are no cartoon physics. There are no physics period. They defy sanity.

Ponies are from beyond this sphere of being. If you ever met a pony you would gradually lose your mind until descending into an insanity so great you would loop right back around to being sane and turn into a pony.
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>>13951138
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>>13951152
That's a tiny human, not a big pony.
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>>13951150
i'd ask what you're talking about, but I don't care
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>>13951163
Go watch Sonic Rainboom
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>>13951157
...hu
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>>13951163
>tiny pony moving at supersonic speeds propelled entirely by gravity and wings that are too small for a creature that large to fly even by pulling a bumblebee with wing movements
>does a 90 degree turn
>doesn't black out
>or die
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>>13951152
this is also pretty hot...

fucking fetishes
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>>13951159
No, that doesn't work either, I tried.
You're going to need to try some other method of becoming a pony.
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>>13951159
Lovecraft please write
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>>13951162
if you say so

>>13951171
you're goddamn right it is
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>>13951152
I like that pony and I like big pony but I think the thing I like the most about this is her long legs
there needs to be more pone like that
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>>13951171
size difference is hot
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>>13951159
love for the love god

friends for the friend throne
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>>13951088
that guy makes ponuts look so appealing
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>>13951175
good point

>>13951140
YOU!
Draw big Fleur if you haven't already
if you have then post it and draw moar
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>>13951173
he said he's leaving ponies forever
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Big Rainbow Dash is biggest cunt.
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>>13951184
>you will never sit on a throne made entirely of ponies
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>>13951196
I prefer to think of it as tiny Fluttershy
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>>13951198
Can I just have a red ribbon beanbag instead
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>>13951188
Oh no
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>>13951188
He'll be back
They always come back
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>yfw you have kids with pony but they're not satyrs
>yfw they're little cthulhus
>yfw your human genes caused a regression in the pony genome
>yfw pony was a highly evolved octopus things the whole time
>yfw their legs are tentacles
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>>13951214
>land on her butt
>makes a deflating noise
>"Wait did you just..."
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>>13951225
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Ponies all the way down.
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fuck off to /rel/
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>>13951196
pls >>13951187

if it helps I'm pretty sure I have some a lewd fleur growth textsmut I could dig up and post
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>>13951126
>human cast dispel on pony
>human cast silence on pony
>human laugh as pony can't move

>>13951128
1)My mistake
2)Their strength is inconsistent and often only used as a joke
3)magic doesn't exist

>>13951138
Not big enough to be better than humans

>>13951150
>>13951169
Don't think the people in the show really think on thing like that. It's a cartoon for little girls, they don't ask questions

And what if it's like Space Jam and we get cartoon physics when we're in their world.
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>>13951239
I am enlightened by my own intelligence
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>>13951232
Not yet, you will be
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>>13951225
Rei pls
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>>13951214
HAVE I GOT A GIF FOR YOU
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>>13951241
Huh, surprised I haven't drawn her yet. I guess I could try whipping something up.
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>>13951169
>supersonic speeds.
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>>13951225
It's always satyrs, anon.
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>>13951264
>breaking the sound barrier
>not supersonic
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>>13951255
That pony looks like it needs a brushing
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>>13951262
thx

here's this for anyone who cares: http://pastebin.com/F03qK4Rp
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>>13951257
But she's cute
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>>13951159
Stop suggesting that Rarity is a slut
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>>13951285
but she is a slut
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>>13951253
>not big enough to be better than humans
>muh humanity stronk!

too bad

pony is big enough to cuddle all the humans at once
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>>13951294
No she isn't.
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>>13951282
cute isn't really the first word that comes to mind.
usually it's "fuckable"
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>>13951297
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>13951297
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>>13951297
she's a canon gold digger and slut
she only wanted blueblood's dick because he's connected, and she only wanted to be friends with twilight because she's connected

she abandoned her friends in one episode to hang with "the cool kids" in canterlot

face it anon, she's a terrible pony
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>>13951295
>muh humanity stronk!
damn right niggers. ain't nothing in this world better than us

>pony is big enough to cuddle all the humans at once
pony need to be able to move first
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>>13951316
>She hits on random stallions to get what she wants instead of asking normally

They better do a fucking episode on that

Worst role model
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>>13951316
>tfw you're not a superduper super man
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>>13951319
while you were attempting to dispel magic on pony someone else punched you in the dick because he saw you go hostile
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I'd
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>>13951319
pony is supported by the magic and friendship of all ponies and the friendship she's created between her and the entire human race excluding you

pony is your god now. bow down before pony,
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>>13951338
>you will never worship your benevolent macropony overlord
>your snuggles will never make him grow larger
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>>13951319
>ain't nothing in this world better than us
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>>13951328
>if you're ever kidnapped, just whine a lot and be annoying until they beg for mercy!

Worst role model indeed
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>>13951337
Me too
My aunt is 8 month pregnant
I can barely contain my boner near her
Pregnant women just have that glow to them, you know
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>>13951348
>pony will never be the sun in your sky
>literally
>your planet will never orbit the great pone
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>>13951360
>My aunt is 8 month pregnant
>I can barely contain my boner near her

You have no idea how many of my fetishes you just hit
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>>13951367
incest, preggers and boner denial?
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>>13951360
>Pregnant women just have that glow to them, you know
>Mrs Cake
UNF
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>>13951337
as would I.
that huge butt, holy christ.
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>>13951363
>The god horse will never permanently distort reality, allowing equestria to spill out into our universe
>You will never be able to visit ponyville by pone's great mercy and benevolence
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>>13951374
I think you missed milfs
>>
Your fetishes are the grossest, daytime MLPG
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>>13951390
Strange how it used to be nighttime MLPG that was full of fetishes.
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Will you love me now, anon? Isn't this what humans like?

Can I finally be man's best friend?
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>>13951390
this is nothing.
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>>13951299
Gross. You can't put your dick in a squid.
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>>13951398
best friends don't get love
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>>13951405
What about a shark, huh?

Can you put your dick in a shark?
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>>13951405
But you don't have a dick, so squids are better for you because they have ten dick analogues.
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>>13951412
I ain't gonna put my dick in a shark!
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>>13951405
you can when she has a winking cervix
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>>13951112
>LMJ
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>unironically putting your dick in a shark
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>>13951425
A shark is gonna put its dick in you if you keep up that attitude you fucking wanker
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>>13951405
that's a cute Trixie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5pPTIEfbsaQ
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>>13951445
>only member
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>>13951460
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZs3nAwCsgg
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>>13951429
>not wanting to put your dick into a shark
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>>13951467
>preview picture
oh god kill me now it hurts to live
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diamond dog transformation
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>>13951467
Japanese nerds outdo western neckbeards once again
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>>13951484
enlarged stallions
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>tfw no qt japone gf
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>>13951497
She looks kind of like Sunset Shimmer combined with Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13951490
Anon being turned into a female diamond dog and getting railed by an enlarged stallion
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>>13951268
Implying it was the sound barrier.
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>>13951510
Enlarged anon turning a female diamond dog into a stallion and railing him
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>>13951504
I would.
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>>13951497

>Land of the rising sun
>Celestia raises the sun
>Land of Celestia
>Japan is Equestria
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>>13951512
What the fuck else would it be?
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>>13951516
But that's gay.
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>>13951519
Time to move!
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>>13951519
"land of the rising sun" is arbitrary

The earth is round. New york could be the land of the rising sun, but Americans were never that egotistical. Any east-facing coastline is the land of the rising sun.

also the official map of equestria looks like the north american northeast coast with an inland sea to its left
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>>13950861

http://ponett.tumblr.com/tagged/Super%20Lesbian%20Horse%20RPG
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>>13951533

>no fun allowed
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>>13951520
a Colourful fart.
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>>13951533
You're right anon, we're even more egotistical

America is the only country in the world with edible pizza.
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As you come home from a hard day of work, ready to hug and cuddle pony you find out that PONY IS SMOKING
What do you do?
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>>13951533
It's an old term idiot.
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>>13951555
don't care unless she's doing it inside and making my house smell like burnt plants
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>>13951520
>2011
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>>13951533
>tfw great britain
>tfw not the future site of equestria
>tfw probably the future site of a great lot of gryphon droppings and not much else
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>>13951555
What brand of cig does she smoke?
>>
busty
musky
shemale
Nanaki
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>>13951589
Get a job you faggot.
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>>13951589
UNF
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>>13951589
all
of
my
neh
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>>13951587
That one you hate and think is for total plebs.
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>>13951555
ask if I can finish the bowl or if she'll load me another
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>>13951555
Ask her to pass the joint and doritos.
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>>13951587
Dank Ass Weed Nigga Deluxe, only 42.0USD a carton, on sale now at Washingtons and Colorados near you
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>>13951535
hehehe
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>>13951533
>Americans were never that egotistical
Not specifically, I suppose...
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>>13951568
>1933
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Would you fuck her after a riveting game of tennis?
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>>13951615
I thought we were talking about tobacco.
>>
Saine's desirable niceness
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>>13951622
ROSS DREW SOMETHING ALMOST IDENTIFIABLE AS A HUMAN BEING

HE ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO THIS ONE

STOP THE PRESSES
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>>13951622
Pics of my aunt tonight, Ross
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>>13951608
>menthols
What a pussy.
>>
http://ineedmasculism.tumblr.com/post/63555677123/yourmillygoat-tacobelligerent-replied-to-your
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>>13951630
don't worry. he'll notice that it will be accepted here and will change it into something awful shitpost a lot and then leave forever again.
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>>13951624
Tobaccofags rank far, far below weedfags, which rank just below actual human beings.
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>>13951510
>stroke stallion until he's erect
>he's pretty big but you're pretty sure you can handle him
>as he slides in he fills you comfortable
>he gives you a nice pump, and you start to feel his weight on your back
>you gasp as you start to feel more and more stuffed
>he continues to grow, stretching you out
>getting a bit uncomfortable having a heavy stallion on your back
>and a massive cock in your dogvag
>just when you think you can't take much more he flares with a loud grunt
>you feel like he's going to split you open as you feel your belly bloat with spunk
>there's an audible pop as he slides out and dismounts
>you can feel his cum gushing out of you as you collapse on your big, furry paws
>he wraps you in his forehooves and snuggles you, causing some more leakage
>you still have an absurdly stretched belly despite the torrent that seems to be leaking between your legs
>hug the massive, soft horsedick before you and pass out

>wake up feeling empty
>realize all the mass from your belly has moved to your boobs
>stallion's still pretty big but you feel like you can take him
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cute pon
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>>13951635
Do those things still exist?
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>>13951635

pony tried smoking regulars once but they made pony sick halfway through
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>>13951637
>xj9 is also a huge brony. to be honest this whole thing seems like fodder for the ineedmasculism blog.

He's also white, a man and also straight, making him a vile example of a human being.
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>>13951648
ded pone
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>>13951645
unf
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>>13951637
>emotionally stunted subhuman is also a brony

Is this supposed to surprise anyone?
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>>13951635
Well pony is now crying and never wants to see you
She's divorcing you and taking the house and car. You can keep that dumb dog of yours
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>>13951637
So where can I find the nudes?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtWJM25FwU0

Still creeps me out
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>>13951645
Now I want to be a slutty diamond dog.
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>>13951649
Yes.
And it seems like every damn smoker on campus smokes them.
Nobody appreciates a good Red anymore.
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>>13951645
He should invite his friends over.
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>>13951672
>You can keep that dumb dog of yours
Fuck you, she went to college!
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>>13951679
I still think being a slutty mare would be nicer, but I'm starting to see the merits breasts of being a slutty bitch as well

Still not interested in dogcocks though
>>
tobacco is for literal degenerates

smoking it is degenerating your body and mind

>needing a constant flow of nicotine to feel, think, and act normally
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>>13951684
I've never seen someone actually smoking them, I'm sorry
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>>13951679
>not being the tweaked diamond dog
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>>13951637
>>
I wouldn't mind being a slutty female something for maybe ten minutes but as a permanent decision it would suck
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http://i.imgur.com/xJmikIl.jpg
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You have been in Equestria for around a year now, you somehow find out that Celestia's hair grows in water.

What do?
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>>13951705
maybe like an hour or so a day

or something like sixty minutes for every twenty four hour period
you only occasionally have control over which sixty minutes
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>>13951713
w-wow
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>>13951714
well the obvious thing to do is to play right into the joke and get celestia wet if you know what I mean
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>>13951717
Nah
>>
transformation
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>>13951721
I don't get it?

please explain through a detailed green text story.
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>you will never MT
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>>13951705
I don't think it'd be hot unless there was a risk to my identity/human form.

>In the middle of fucking Saffron
>Go from chubby diamond dog bitch to tall, neckbearded fatso
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>>13951713
pony fimjobs
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>tfw no qt diamond doge gf

does this make me a furfag
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transformation into anon
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>>13951705
Im happy being a man, but boy am I jealous of a woman's ability to enjoy sex more then me. Most of my BDSM fantasies are just completely shot down since they are impossible or seemingly not as potent while being a male.
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>>13951740
n-no
i-it's x-xenop-philia
>>
It's called clopping, dad.
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Flutterzoo is now banned, don't even think of posting any.
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>>13951742
NO
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK
I'LL NEVER GO BACK
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>>13951744
>women enjoy sex more

Some scientists did a bunch of MRIs and it turns out it varies

A lot. As in the vagina doesn't even feel intense pleasure the same way your dick does and it's highly dependent on environment and actual feelings.
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>>13951694
Not that dog. Pony is taking that dog with her too. Pony said your dog. Which is eathing his own poop again
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>>13951744
>not adjusting your fantasies to fit your biology

"Most of my sexual fantasies are just completely shot down since they are impossible or seemingly not as potent while not being a magical marshmallow pony"
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pony ate the styrofoam packing peanuts
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>>13951621
Hitler checked them before everyone.
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I am engaged to Fluttershy.
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Gaffer's incredibly sensitive cockstripe
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>>13951763
>tfw most of your sexual fantasies actually are shot down because you're not a qt stallion
>tfw you will never rut a mare in heat
>tfw you will never flare inside her
>tfw another stallion will never fill your ponut with cream and flare inside of you at the same time
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>>13951763
Oh i have other fantasies that fit perfectly with my biology, its just i will never be able to walk down the street wearing remote controlled vibrating double plugged panties while my significant other randomly decides to turn them on for an unknown amount of time or intensity.
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>>13951779
>you want to tease him under the table
>he cums as soon as you touch his stripe
>every single time
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>>13951746
>xeno
My nigga
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>>13951781
You know you still have two holes, right?

There's nothing stopping you from shoving a mini vibe down your urethra. Or barring that, using a vibrating cock ring.
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>>13951720
"Something wrong, honey?"
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>>13951779
>you will never give Gaffer a handjob under the D&D table
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>>13951776
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>13951796
Damn.
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second worst princess
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>>13951280
Here, have a messy sketch.
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>>13951802
>gaffer will never file for rape charges
>you will never be sentenced to pony jail and get raped by enlarged criminal stallions until you're releaased
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>>13951802
God damn it

The other ponies wouldn't even suspect anything, they don't know what hands can do
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>>13951796
I know a southern lady online who calls me "hun". It's the hottest shit.
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>>13951790
the fuck, and is there more?
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>>13951814
unf
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I just noticed how sparkly Celestia is.
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>there will never be a pony RPG based on Mario & Luigi
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>>13951793
it's just not the same.
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>>13951814
>write Gaffer a thank you letter
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>>13951806
I'm not baiting. We're getting married.
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>>13951818
Only a minuscule doujin.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/580041/e2b0b0439b/
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>>13951811
too big! too big!

I love it anyway, thanks!
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>>13951824
>pony versions of established games
Why? Are you so lacing in creativity?
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>>13951823
Is she Twilight level sparkly?
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Lyra just looted your house for human relics
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>>13951842
>it was at that time Spitfire got her first boner
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>>13951836
Silly anon, there's no such thing as too big.
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Can I sleep with you tonight?
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>>13951841
ironically, Twilight doesn't sparkle at all.
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>>13951846
I swear if she fucking took my underwear again I'll bop her nose with a rolled up newspaper
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>>13951839
He might be but what would you think of Diddy Kong Racing replaces with ponies?

And should they be in go-karts and airplanes or running and flying? I guess the hovercrafts could be unicorns using their magic to run on water and stuff. Putting Dash in an airplane seems redundant.
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>>13951856
Only if butt cuddling is involved.
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>>13951689
>suggest this
>he makes a few calls
>you play with your eight nipples
>only the top two have sprouted in to full breasts
>he gets off the phone, already hard from watching you play with yourself
>he's grown a bit
>present yourself
>it's not as much of a tight fit as you were expecting
>apparently you've grown a bit yourself
>as he's railing you that familiar fullness returns
>it's nearing the point of uncomfortable much faster this time
>you clench, he shouts, a minute or two later you're stuffed with cum again
>you roll over on your back, he's looming over you with a grin
>you rub your massive gut while he moves down south
>he shoves his tongue deeper inside than you ever thought possible
>feel like you're gonna black out but stay conscious enough to watch your belly recede and your 2nd set of boobs balloon up
>realize four of stallion's buddies are just standing there watching him go down on you
>they look hilariously small compared to the massive beast between your legs
>wave them over and pat your chest as you pass out

>manage a quick prayer to the dog-god of nursing before blissful exhaustion overtakes you
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>>13951867
You want me to cuddle your what?
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>>13951856
Sure but you must take up the responsibilities of my pillow.
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I want someone to gather 20 bronies and kill them all to teach everyone a lesson in what not to do in life.
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>>13951856
Yes teddy you can sleep with me tonight, but your fluttershy needs to stay in your room.
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>>13951882
>flutterseat

unf
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>>13951878
The other way around you stupid yellow fuck.

I'm not giving you a choice.
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>>13951870
bloody hell, even the porn in this shithole is going downhill...
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>>13951883
Yes. That is a good idea. People must learn that killing 20 people is not what you should do with your life.
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>>13951854
but if they're too big to interact with then the size difference becomes less meaningful
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>>13951883
>kill teh nerdz xD

What would pony think?
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>>13951866
>Putting Dash in an airplane seems redundant.

Sonic drives a car in racing games.
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>>13951883
Don't cut yourself on all those edges anon
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>>13951870
unf
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>>13951830
Implying
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>>13951883
4edgy5me
>>
*does action*
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>>13951904
isn't putting sonic in a racing game also redundant?
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>>13951883
>>>/co/54921182
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>>13951898
That's true~
And sometimes slight size difference is best, which I need to do more of.
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>>13951900
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Who is Ashley's favorite pony?
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>>13951924
fuck that's cute

do you ever do stallions?
you should do stallions
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>>13951846
Lyra just tooted
>>
Pinkie and fluttershy want you to know that they're not sorry for being the worst ponies
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>>13951930
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>>13951930
She thinks ponies are gay.
>>
I want to be everyone's boyfriend.
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>>13951924
why are they made out of rubber?
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>>13951943
who the fuck are you?
>>
>Episode about rarity learning to not be stuck up, disloyal, and generally a bitch
>next episode
>rarity is stuck up, disloyal, and generally a bitch

but she's generous, right?
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>>13951921
no
also sonic adventure 2 multiplayer is the hypest shit
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>>13951809
"There's no need to be shy, honey. If you like what you see, just say so~"
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>>13951949
/b/ troll, just ignore it
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>>13951949
you had to reply, didn't you?
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>>13951949
No one in particular! Feel free to ignore me
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>>13951949
He's a shitposter from /b/ pony threads, and even they hate him apparently.
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>>13951949
You're kidding right?
Less swearing too.
Love and tolerate.
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>>13951824
To be honest, something like Super Mario RPG would fit more.
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>>13951957
you had to reply, didn't you?
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>rose going on a spree of drawing her fursona as a man

this is the opposite of unf
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>>13951949
/b/ troll who's spamming most of /mlp/ with random bait that doesn't even bait. Trying to cut people on edges that don't exist. Just filter.
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>>13951933
Yeahyeah I know. Just need to think of stallions that I wouldn't mind drawing.

>>13951946
Ever hear of a pooltoy fetish?
Well it's not that, was one of my shading tests where I put shiny dots on everything.
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>>13951964
>mtf 63
>not the best fetish
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Guys, who's the /b/ faggot who keeps posting ponies and getting proxies banned?
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>>13951967
have you considered the caramel family?
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Why do my lines do this?
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>>13951967
I hate when people put shiny dots on everything. It's especially annoying when they're pure white. At least you didn't do that I guess, and it was just a test. Some people do that to everything and calling it shading. And they don't even mix colors half the time. It's horrifying.
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>>13951956
>>13951957
>>13951958
>>13951960
>>13951963
>>13951966

Such cry.
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>>13951973
A /b/ faggot who keeps getting proxies banned. Since I don't use proxies, I don't really care.
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>>13951713
>>13951720
>>13951796
>>13951953
>>>/unf/
>>>/mlp/
fuck off with your oc bullshit
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>>13951980
if I had to guess I would say something's fucked up with your pressure sensitivity

try upping the minimum size on your brush
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>>13951973
Eddy
Spitfire
Casper
Shiny
Brian
(something) Meadows
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>>13951823
In those few frames her hind legs look kinda stiff.
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>>13951983
are you fucking kidding

is this one of those trap tripcodes that's going to get me autobanned for evasion if I try to use it
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>>13951988
Smokey meadows?
Where!
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>>13951994
test
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>>13951985
Yes let's draw porn of actual show characters

That is less morally reprehensible
>>
>someone responds to the /b/ faggot
>thread suddenly turns into shit

see you guys in 8 hours
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>responding

MLPG

YOU HAVE FAILED
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>>13951985
nope~
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>>13952012
>>13952014
I love recursive filtering
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>>13952012
>>13952014
>indirectly responding
hey jackasses, my recursive filter doesn't work if you don't have his name on
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Just filter him you retards. And let's not even respond to iidots who respond to him. You know, because he's actually that desperate to bait people.
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>>13952014
>>13952012
>not filtering
>not posting ponies instead
>being surprised
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>MT skype sex on her stream

SMART
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What's silver spoon's biggest fetish?
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>>13952012
>>13952014
>implying that first one wasn't himself
It snowballed from there, though.
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I like this pony
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would you horsefuck this pony
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>>13952019
>>13952017
>>13952023
muh niggas

hiding/filtering is a godsend

also, cute horse
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>>13952028
worshipping Diamond Tiara's hooves
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>>13952028
ascension
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Special delivery for anon.
>>13952027
>having conversation
>skype sex
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>>13952036
I would anyfuck that pony.
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>>13952036
yes
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>>13952036
I'd buttfuck that pony
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>>13952044
Oh, that reminds me...

1/2
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>>13952057
2/2 better be pony related
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>>13952028
She's got quite a few.
I know AA won't, but he really needs to do more of this.
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>>13952045
>derpy clone

0/10
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>>13952044
Jesus H. Christ those curves
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>>13952057
2/2
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So... on a more serious note, what happened to the textwall for the beacon?
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>>13952070
you mean the linkboard?
it got banned, but then it got better but no one's been bothering to post it because who cares
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>>13952063
>BDSM where the sub is clearly enjoying herself
right in the fetish.
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>>13952044
Geez, this is why I gave Diamond Tiara an everstone to hold
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>>13952078
It got banned? Here?
But why?
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>>13952092
bcs pls go
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>>13952092
Someone was using it as spam
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>>13952078
he dropped the name but you're still replying to him. Stop.
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>>13952091
>not wanting a busty amazonian Diamond Tiara
are you gay and/or a pedophile?
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>>13952103
What if he drops the email field too?
He will be anonymous. And YOU too may respond to him.

IDs 2013 WOH-HOO
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>>13952091
but anon, the more you put off the process the bigger they wind up

or was that your plan all along
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>>13950870
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>>13952111
>retarded /b/ namefag goes full anon.
But that means we win.
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>you will never hold on to the night
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>>13952098
No, try harder.
>>13952103
>>13952111
>trying to have reasonable conversation
>better than the stagnant 'i want to fuck (insert waifu here)'
>kk
>>13952101
Like outside the MLPG threads, or just spamming it in here?
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which pony has the worst swamp ass
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>>13952129

Would you donate a testicle for that plush, Anon?
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>>13952129
What if I go to sleep, and never leave my bed again?
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>>13952131
In here. Deleting it and reposting it over and over again
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>>13952129
I can if I tie it up.
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>>13952133
Applejack
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>>13952109
The only busty amazonians I like are the ones from Themyscira. And they hate men
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>>13952109
Amazons are the most unarousing thing ever unless you're also 8 foot and too wide to fit through a door

I guess my penis doesn't have ambitions as grand as yours
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>>13952129
Hold tighter. The night is fleeting!
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Would you accept her curse, mlpg?
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FAT SEED
FAT SEED
WHAT WE GONNA DO
>>
S4 PREVIEW SOON
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>>13952155
IS THE CURSE TURNING ME INTO A SLUTTY EARTH PONE?
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>>13952152
>not jacking it to empathy-linked amazons with horsevaginas and breasts that are big enough to sleep between
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>>13952145
>fought men in battle once
>absolutely slaughtered them
>they killed some Amazons though
>"THIS IS MANKIND MY SISTERS. WE MUST SECLUDE OURSELVES FOR CENTURIES!"

dumb Amazons
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>>13952156
Gonna pone you really hard
And I'm gonna bone you too!
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>>13952167
no
it's going to turn you in to a short little stallion with a cock so big you can't help but trip over it all day
>>
All right MLPG, you get to resurrect one f our ded artists, BUT you can only have them back with their personality and disposition unchanged (ie they would still be the person they were and behave the way they did before they went ded).

Who would you take?
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>>13952129
>tfw I will never have that plushie

I just hope the 4DE ones will be equally great
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>>13952063
>"TELL ME I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL!"
>"W-Well uh...you certainly have been acting up lately..."
>"TELL ME I'M A NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH!"
>"You uh...could be treating your peers better."
>"TELL ME I NEED TO BE PUNISHED!"
>"Er...You could use a good talking to?"
>"YEEEEES!!"
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>>13952183
Kraut
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>>13952183
I would take none of them shut the fuck up anon and start talking about ponies
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>>13952155
>sylvanass windrunner

>>13952181
/ss/ all day erry day
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>>13952181
oh geez.
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>>13952183
Ghost.
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>>13952183
Ghost.
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>>13952195
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>>13952195
They said one of our artists
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>>13952139
Was this at the time when there were like 2 people with the slightly different linkboards, cus one was trying to stick an extra link in it?
Or after?
>>13952128
You're new here right?
But you're gonna tell me youve been here since /co/.
Cus thats everyones defence.
>>13952167
>>13952181
*burns eyes out*
You're all so fucking weird
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>>13952195

>our artists
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>>13952195
Ghost wasn't our artist
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>>13952044
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>>13952183
Jal-
>with their personality and disposition unchanged
Well, shit.

>resurrect Jalm
>he still doesn't draw
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>>13952155
sylvanas is a faggot cunt and worst racial leader

WE WARCHIEF NOW
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>>13952181
That's my fetish
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>>13952173
>Actual "amazons"
>were just some female scythian soldiers that shot some gay greeks with their hunting bows
>most were probably under 6 foot and had modest breasts
>left on the boats they came on
>inspired centuries of porn
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>>13952199
Mumbles>>13952044
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>>13952202
>>13952204
>>13952206
Not him, but I read "four artists".
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>>13952181
>small colts with humongous cocks

unf^unf
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Apples
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>>13952217

get glasses
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>>13952187
Dammit I spilled my drink.
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>>13952220
stop shitposting, applejack
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>>13952203
That was the exact thing, as far as I know it was Broke reposting it.
>*action*
oh, /b/ is here again, fun times
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>>13952202
>>13952204
>>13952206
Eh. Still the one I'd bring back.
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>>13952225
>f our ded artists
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>>13952212
>"I heard you guys lost to a bunch of women."
>"Uh...yeah, but...they were uh...HUGE women. Yeah! Like...twice our size. Monsters. Great tits, though."
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>>13952233

that's not in the rules faglord

>>13952234
glasses
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STRAM STRAM STRAM
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>>13952231
Ah. Thanks for the explanation
And yup.
Spitfire's back.
I'm playing nice today though, cept with the tards.
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>>13952238
I reject your rules and cheat. Ghost once more walks amongst the living.
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>>13952243
Vulapa's streaming right now if you want to watch that
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Does MLP general have a WoT clan?
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>>13952251
you don't cheat magic

you just don't, man. bad things go down.
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>>13952173
Fucking prudes as well, won't even put out for some Krypto-dick
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>>13952251
>as a ghost
>nobody can see or hear her
>she just makes pony shaped crop circles and other spooky shit
>anons fault for cheating
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>>13952187
No boner, stop it, what are you doing?
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MLPG I need your help.
I finally have enough money to buy a mare fleshlight (not ready for a chance yet and I have no idea how to hide it from my roommate).
I was going to buy a rare white one, but then I thought to myself "maybe I'm masturbating way too much" and now I wonder if I should just spend my money on some rollerblades because I might want to start skating again.

Should I buy a fleshlight and live out my dream of fucking my waifu or do I get skates so I can do something productive with my life?
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>>13952188
Why would you want to be infected with krautism?
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>>13952270
Skates
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>>13952270
buy a dildo you faggot
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>>13952187
>"Now hit me!"
>"What?"
>"HIT ME!"
>"Wh-I can't-!"
>"I'm a disgusting whore who needs to be disciplined, so HIT ME!"
>"But-"
>"FUCKING DO IIIIT-!"
>SMACK
>"AAAAAAUGH YES!!"
>"Oh my god I am so sorry! Are you okay?!"
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>>13952270

don't abide your fapping habit
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>>13952270
By skates, you massive faggot
I'm getting one of those fleshlights for my birthday, can't wait
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>>13952270
The later you dumbass it's always the obvious choice
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>>13952212
>wasn't even a completely female troop

I still like the fetish though
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>>13952270
Nigga go with the roller skates, then live your life like your waifu was real and work towards becoming she'd actually fuck.
Then buy the white fleshlight
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>>13952290
>not loving it

casual
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>>13952300
Anon-kun why do you always have to be so mean to me?
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>>13952195
You mean faggot endii?
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>>13952238
It's not against the rules.
You failed to specify what "our" means. It could incorporate the entire pony fandom.
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Spike
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>>13952306
i'm just being tsundere
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>>13952328
It's obvious he meant mlpg artists
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>>13952328
you are a shit
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>>13952276
DT and SS looked really cute in their EG outfits.
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>>13952280
>>13952282
>>13952286
>>13952288
>>13952289
I guess I'm buying skates. I haven't skated since my freshman year of highschool. I don't even know if I can anymore.


>>13952293
I don't think Rarity would fuck dorks that rider rollerblades. I know I wouldn't if I was a pretty gray horse.
>>
>you will never babysit a grotesquely endowed colt
>he will never invite over all of his friends to use you as a cumdump
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>>13952283
>"Ohhh Pip, that was WONDERFUL~"
>"C-Can we just cuddle next time?"
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>>13952349
haha more like roller slut
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>>13952270
Even your waifu would want you to buy skates.
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How many hours after I pony do I have to wait before it's legal to drive?
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>>13952350
>Tfw
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>>13952349
Rarity would appreciate a toned butt, anon! Do it for her.
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>>13952339
Then he should have said so.
Magical deals are all about being precise in your wording.
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>>13952329
Spike is cute. I wish he had more forced femenization stuff because he's perfect for it.
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>>13952350
pic related.
By pinkie pie, i mean you
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>>13950870
>Suddenly, she feels very lonely
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>>13952339
That shit won't fly in a court
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>>13952362
No you are just stupid anon-kun
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>>13952349
She'd fuck anyone with enough money.
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>>13952276
That SS is so cute.
I'd just love to hold hands with her and sit on a park bench with her head resting on my shoulder.
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>>13952349
Well anon go roller skating and then get fit while still rollerskating.
Then in winter you can ice skate a message for her or some shit like that.
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>>13952363
>Feminizing
No thanks
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>>13952365
no u
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>>13952365
oh god, I remember that video. I need to go watch it again
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>>13952183
Rose, before she became a whore
>>
ponies are gay.
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>>13952356
more like ROLLER DERPY!
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>>13952383
You ain't gotta like it 'cus the hood gonna love it.
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>>13952373
shut up tsundereanon
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>>13952270
skates. Ooooor donate some to charity.
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>>13952387
>before she became...
Now that part I specified quite clearly.
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>>13952383
http://derpibooru.org/440597
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>>13952384
You make all bronies look bad.
An pony motherbucker.
>>13952385
^_^
Such autisms
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>>13952399
Jesus fuck that's awful in every single way
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>>13952363
>loli femspike
no
no
stop boner
this shit will not stand
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>>13952363
Honestly, I'd rather see Braeburn feminization.
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>>13952401
>You make all bronies look bad.
>implying they need help
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>>13952415
what is wrong with your body proportions

did you sleep wrong
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>>13952399
That's just bad.
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>>13952379
And then pushing you off once she sees DT?
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>>13952270
buy a fleshlight, fill said flashlight with strawberry milk.

Don't use it as a sex toy, use it as a chalice.
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>>13952373
Make me whore
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Am I the only one having issues to see the dolphins?
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>>13952389
HA HA
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>>13952428
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>>13952351
So is he going to be on the other end of the stick next time?
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>>13952423
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>>13952422
So... you look bad?
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>>13952350

>this but humanized
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>>13952426
She's going to find out about us sooner or later.
Why hide it and make the inevitable discovery more painful?
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>>13952435
Yes. But it's more fun to not see the dolphins anyway.
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>>13952426
I would like to see an episode where DT and SS get into a fight, and SS latches onto the CMC,
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>>13952426

It's happening [/ spoiler]
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>>13952435
That was a fun experiment
But I want to see the ponies not dolphins or the guy getting ready to fuck the chick
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>>13952363
Indeed
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>>13952396
shut uo
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>>13952420
I bet Braeburn would make a pretty mare.
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>>13952420
Brae's good for it too, but I think it's cuter with Spike because he's so young and impressionable and can easily be forced into it by Rarity.
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>>13952420
>>13952458
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/7/264520/large.jpeg
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>>13952447
Then she'll make your life miserable for trying to "steal" SS away.
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>>13952457
you shut ou
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>>13952443
>making derpy cry
>worse than kicking a puppy
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>>13952426
You land in a ditch, they point and laugh at you, your eyes start to well up as the mud slowly seeps into your pants
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>>13952365
>I really think you is Autistic

You know, he just might be.
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I want to be the pretty mare
I don't want to see other stallions get to be the pretty mare
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>>13952415
well aren't you just the sweetest little pony
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Rarity is NOT a slut
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>>13952435
Took me two or three seconds to see the dolphins
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>>13952483
is that pony talking to me?
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>>13952486
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>13952483
His art really sucks
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>>13952363
Really wish I could shade
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>>13952467
I meant an ACTUAL mare, Anon.
With a vagina.
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>>13952486
Yes she is
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>>13952477
That's not mud
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>>13952481
^_^
Forgive my poor grammar
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>>13952498
Oh
That's gay
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>>13952467
>Skipsy will never learn anatomy of horse's hind legs
BUT
He's probably the best and most successful formulaic artist in the fandom
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>>13952467
You know what the hottest thing is?
When you fuck a feminine boy and he cums like a girl. Bonus points if he can't/doesn't get hard, just dripping out of his limp dick like a horny slut.
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>tfw 90% gay bi
>tfw want a girlfriend now
>>
Daily reminder: you will never be a pretty pink pone princess
>>
Sugar or Femrover.
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>>13952474
It was going to happen eventually.
At some point SS will have to stand up for herself. She can't spend her whole life following DT's orders even when they go against what she really wants.
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>>13952483
yeah
sweet enough to suck my dick
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>>13952524
But I already am
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>>13952525
Femsnips is pure shit
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>>13952525
Me between the two of them.
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all of the day bro
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>>13952547
The best part is you can post that cap in pretty much any thread on any television-related board and have it be relevant.
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Rarity is a pure maiden.
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>>13952525
Sugar.
If I wanted to fuck a female diamond dog I'd go for Saffron.
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>>13952555
She MY pure maiden. Go get your own pony.
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>>13952553
Especially true here though...
So much shit porn
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>>13952527
Who would you seriously go against your best friend in probably forever over some boy or girl you just met months ago?
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>>13952564
HAHAHA No
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>>13952576
Basically any girl
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>>13952564
No she's MY pure maiden!
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>>13952581
I have to admit that is a pretty adorable Rarity.

I would give her the dick
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>>13952553
TV really does rot the brain.
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>>13952584
Wow what a flabby ass.
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>>13952581
>>13952564
>>13952555
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>>13952576
Who would seriously force their friend to make a choice like that?

Besides, DT wouldn't stop being SS' friend over a boy. SS is all she has. Without her, DT is left with nobody but herself.
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>>13952599
Why do you keep doing that every time the fact of her being best pony is brought up?
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>>13952599
Anon pls
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>>13952610
Because it's unacceptable
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>>13952592
Fuck you, that ass is soft and round and perfect for the buttsex.
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>>13952612
that's xieril shitposting as anon.
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>>13952617
Accept it, best filly.
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>>13952617
Shut up and post twist
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>>13952631
She's such a bitch though
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>>13952629
I wonder how many contributors shitpost as anon.

I do.
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>>13952637
How does that stop her from being cute, smart, and/or best?
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>>13952635
I beefed that link
>>13952610
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>>13952628
>Fuck you, that ass is flabby and saggy and terrible for buttsex
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>>13952644
Well she can't be the best if she's too bitchy
That's why Scootaloo takes the cake in best filly
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>>13952631
But that's not even best filly.
This is the cutest, smartest and all around best filly.
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>>13952581
I see. If you guys want a duel for cute maiden, THEN SO BE IT!
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A
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>>13952635
>>13952648

I will, but I need to finish making this gif tutorial first.
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>>13952660
The'th tho perfect
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^_^
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>>13952657
Please, Anon, don't throw your life away.
She's worth it, but still.

Also I don't hoard images like I should.
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>>13952467
http://i.imgur.com/rZvIAY6.jpg
I don't know if we could do forced femenization with Brae. All the pics where he's femenized he looks like he's really into it. I'll leave the forced femenization/femdom to Spike while Braeburn will forever be a slutty, flirty, qtpie that manages to talk confused stallions into fucking him or the other way around and making straight stallions really uncomfortable.
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>>13952607

>DT knows she's horrible
>needs SS because she's essentially the only other pony who she can stand/relate to
>knows she can't live with herself because not even SHE can stand how she acts
>realizes how empty she is without SS
>DT x SS OTP
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>>13952657
Why don't we let HER decide?
I mean she's not a piece of property. What is this, Victorian England?
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Rarity is MY pure maiden.
I once wrote three paragraphs of text explaining why she was so pure and not a slut when I got into an argument defending her honor.

You people can't even begin to understand what I will do for this mare.
Back off, peasants.
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>>13952644
I'm not contesting her being cute, or smart.
But it's hard for her to be best-filly for me when I find practically everything she does morally reprehensible.
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>>13952699
FLABBY ASS SLUT.
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>>13952699
Yeah and i took part of that post to win her heart and marry her. So thanks for that again mate. Now excuse me she agreed to have a threesome with Twilight
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>>13952683
Okay
We'll put her in between us and see who she comes to first
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>>13952699
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>>13952681
That picture looks like his butthole is off-center.

Hickory smoked horse buttholes must be perfectly proportioned.
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>>13952703
>everything
>morally reprehensible.
Explain thyself
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>>13952682
But where's the self-improvement?
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>>13952717
I call right side.

Hmmm
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>>13952717
I read that as

>We'll put her in between us and see who cums first
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>>13952733
Okay I'll take her ass end
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Why do people dislike best pony again?
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>>13952741
Because she's a mary sue
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>>13952741
but people have really started to like Dash in mlpg
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>>13952736
HUZZAH
I WIN EITHER WAY

THOSE YEARS OF KEGALS PAYED OFF

The contest is to see who lasts longer, obviously, she only deserves the best.
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>>13952741
Because she's a useless piss colored autist
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>>13952728

no, cause I'm not writing this all out from my phone. Fuck that.
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>>13952748
That's because it's hiatus and remember the cunt levels on that pony becomes hard to do.
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>>13952683
Alrighty then. Rarity, who would you choose as your companion?

>>13952699
Its like you want me to hurt you!
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>>13952525
Femrover
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>>13952726
Bullying the CMC, blackmailing them to keep writing compromising articles about the town, making fun of a cripple...
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youre all buttfuck crazy
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>all these rarifags use to be twifags
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>>13952758
>Applejack!
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>>13952749
I'm not sure if this was Nonymous
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>>13952741
Because she did that thing that one time.
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>>13952769
I'm sort of torn between Rarity and Dash.
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>>13952756
Blast.
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>>13952784

I'm torn between Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie
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>>13952769

Lies. I haven't posted anything about Rarity and I used to be an Applefag
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>>13952766
I'd go buttfuck crazy with Twilight, if you know what I mean.
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>>13952784
That's an odd pair to be torn between
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>>13952762
>Bullying the CMC
>blackmailing them to keep writing compromising articles about the town
Gonna need citations on both of those accounts
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>>13952716
If you're that same anon that also stole that post I made about what I would say to her if I made it to Equestria I am going to murder your entire family.

>>13952758
I will drop you. I will make you wish you were never born.
Every time you look at my waifu all you will be able to think of is my fist constantly striking your face and waves of sadness knowing that she ended up with the better man. Me.
Go home son, you're not read for a woman like her.
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>>13952774
It was, why?
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>>13952641
You aren't a contributor anon
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>>13952803
Every episode with DT in it, ever.
And she blackmails them with unflattering photos in Ponyville Confidential.

Honestly, watch the damn show for a change.
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>>13952806
Oh well I've never seen you be so forward when talking about Rarity
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>>13952791

UGH..maybe when I get home from work.
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>>13952769
Rarity has been best since ep 1. You know this to be true.
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>>13952749
What if she's not judging by who last longer, but by how much each of you cum, how thick it is, and how good it taste?
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>>13952819
yiss~
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>>13952807
But I am.
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>>13952805
Oh yeah that was me. Dude she fucked me all night long for that.

Seriously man you write great things.
>Every time you look at my waifu all you will be able to think of is my fist constantly striking your face and waves of sadness knowing that she ended up with the better man. Me.
Man that's a great thing to say.
Gotta use it soon.
Thanks again
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>This thread
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>>13952820
She's not my favorite but that seems kind of far fetched. Rarity really became great over the course of a few key episodes like Look Before You Sleep and Suited for Success. Before that she was just a girly dress pony.
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Rarity would be very uncomfortable if she could see how her fans are talking about her.
At times even disgusted.
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>>13952815
Oh I got lost in the conversation I thought you were talking about Rarity. Carry on then! Yes DT is a terrible filly
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>>13952830
Any man who must say, "I am a contributor" is no true contributor.
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>>13952719
She is not fat. She is perfectly plump.
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>>13952798
>graceful_anal_hilting.png
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>>13952832
You better stop stealing my lines or I'm going to beat you up.
For every one you steal I have to come up with two more so I can say something original when I meet her.
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>>13952855
would you let Rarity coach you to hilt her whole dildo?
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>>13952828
...you're just trying to make me say lewd things now, aren't you?

I don't measure, but I usually get 10 shots, pure white, thick enough that it can dangle from my hand, and I've been on a veggie-rich diet for a few months.

I've also decided that being reserved when it comes to lewd stuff is kind of stupid.
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>>13952849
That statement is meaningless.
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>>13952851
No no no, she's thick.
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>>13952865
Do I get to wear a pretty dress?
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why are we being apmmed with shitty mspaint things
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>>13952865
No!
I only GIVE! No receiving!
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>>13952890
just ignore it
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>>13952890
It's probably BCS
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>>13952862
>so I can say something original when I meet her.
Yeah about that...I kinda sealed the portal maybe forever accidentally. But hey think of it like this. She still hears the things ou say. But from me. And she loves me. Not you, not the things you say but me for saying them. AND MAN WE FUCK LIKE ALMOST CONSTANTLY. DAY, NIGHT, MORNING ,EVENING, TWILIGHT JUST GODDAMN FUCKING.
You can't imagine how many sex spells unicorns got man. Really just nonstop sex some days when she doesn't have orders.
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>>13952899
She'd use her magic down there to make it very comfortable for you
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>>13952904
BCS actually has uncrazied a bit the past few days
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>>13952912
I don't care! That's not my fetish!
I'd only be willing to do it anyways if she lets me fuck her ass in return.
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You people have a very warped view of Equestria.
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colr requestssrs
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>banned
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Can we get back on the topic of Rarity choosing me?
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>>13952947
How about this?
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>>13952939
We don't really discuss our views of Equestria as a whole often because canon is now shit
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>>13952949
such ban
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>>13952947
this >>13951796
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http://derpibooru.org/444315
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>>13952964
It's really a shame
I used to have so many ideas about world building but since they added more princesses and alicorns and weddings and coronations I just lost interest in that.
At least there's still cute ponies doing cute things.
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>>13952959
sure

>>13952971
nah
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>>13952964
So we turned it into a wretched hive filled with cockthirsty sluts?
I'm disappointed in all of you.
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>>13952984
That's not our view of Equestria, that's mostly jokes and fapfics, which have nothing to do with the former. Lewd is for lewd.
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Wow, I didn't know I had a reputation that someone wanted to ruin...
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>>13952984
mlpg is what you put into it, it's not a tv show
right now you're putting meta discussion about cocks into it so what are you trying to get?
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>try to "sound myself"
>it fucking hurts

fuck you guys, it still hurts
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>>13953004
youre fucking retarded.
And autistic.
Go back to /mlp... oh wait...
just piss off
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>>13952996
You can be lewd while still making some semblance of an effort to keep the participants in-character.
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>>13952982
Are you still here? Can you color this?
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>>13952997
There's some one that likes to put on names of random people because it's obviously hilarious.
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>There will never be an official IP filter for 4chan
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>>13952908
You don't deserve her! You're a fraud!
You will never feel the same way I do about her.
You don't understand how perfect she is.
When I look at her beautiful blue eyes it feels like my heart is going to explode. And her voice sends shivers up my spine, I can't imagine anything else that sounds so wonderful. But what truly makes her special is her personality. You will never find a mare that cares so much about her craft. Some pony with such drive and dedication. Just thinking about how wonderful she is makes me feel great.

You don't love her. You just love fucking her. I bet you're not even trying to help her with her goals and dreams. You just stand around looking pretty and occasionally get used as a talking sex toy.
You monster.
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>>13952982
dammit...
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PONKALICIOUS
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>>13953012
WHY THE FUCK YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
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sex with pinkie pie
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>>13953012
Serves you right.
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>>13953037
unf
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>>13953017
Yes, that's called good not extremely fetishistic lewd.
If you want to go into details, then you can't make a "your view of Equestria is that everyone is a cockthirsty slut" generalization.
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>>13953012
Retard.
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>>13953037
u

n

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>>13953050
It certainly seems to be a recurring theme.
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>>13953037
A different way to say ''death by shattered pelvis''
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>>13953026
nup
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>>13953070
I don't know which princess is the cutest.
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>>13953028
>When I look at her beautiful blue eyes it feels like my heart is going to explode. And her voice sends shivers up my spine, I can't imagine anything else that sounds so wonderful. But what truly makes her special is her personality. You will never find a mare that cares so much about her craft. Some pony with such drive and dedication. Just thinking about how wonderful she is makes me feel great.
Man I'm writing this shit down

Also actually I helped her friends and her. Fluttershy's no longer afraid of dragons, Dash got a permanent spot on the main Wonderbolt performance team ( should have seen her face at the ceremony man), AJ's sweet Apple acres is seeing a golden age, Pinkie got a exclusivity contract with parties for Celestia and Luna and Twilight got one of the Royal Canterlot Library's wing named after her thanks to all her spells tested on me.

Also Rarity has never been more happy and thanks to me being there and be able to babysit Sweetie she can spend more time at the boutique without fucking things up and enjoy more time with Rarity.
She has never been more happy.

I love her man. I'd do anything for her. The sex is a great bonus but in the end if I had to chose to fuck with her non stop or just spend time with her nonsexually I'd gladly take the second one
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>pony
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>>13953080
Luna

The one that's actually a character instead of a plot device or a toy advertisement
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>all these rarifags fighting for her
>Pic-related
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>>13953080
she's definately into anal sex.
And not recieveing.
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>>13952915
it's because she was just released from the mental hospital, they gave her meds. she will probably run out sooner or later
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Well this thread has certainly gone places
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>>13953047
Crazy bitch, stupid ass bitch, crazy bitch, dumbass bitch, crazy bitch
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>>13953104
fuck.

>PIC NOW RELATED
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>>13953104
Nice pic.
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>>13953110
i want to be your little earth pony so you can strip me naked like a helpless whore
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>>13953110
Its stayed pretty on topic for once.
Despite my presence.
Still some weird porn shit though...
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>>13953129
Is ear licking a pony fetish?
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>>13953083
When I make it to Equestria I will tell everyone what a fraud you are.
Or I'll just befriend Rarity and she'll slowly develop feelings for me.
I'll break your spirit, anon
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>>13953136
I... erm... y'know... I've not come across that one before.
Post some, and I'll try and work it out.
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>>13953110
This handsome stallion asks you if you want to hang nonsexually and play board games

What do
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>>13953094
I can deal with Luna being cutest.
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>>13953116
That is an adorable little dance she's doing
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>>13953123

Whoa there, calm down anon. As awesome as naked earth ponies are, I certainly do not need any pone whores!

besides if anyone gets to be an earth pony its me
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>>13953147
THEN COME ANON
COME AND FACE ME. COME AND FACE YOUR DESTINY

FOR WE SHALL FIGHT FOR HER HEART LIKE HONORABLE GENTLEMEN.
May the best man win Anon.
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>>13953153
Can I touch his butt?
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>>13953156
>s1 mane style

SHIT
SHIIIIT
IT'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>13953153

Tell him it sounds like a splendid idea and inquire as to his favorite board game of course
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>>13953160
Would you be My Little Pony™ ?
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>>13953176
Her S1 made her look cuter
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>>13953177
STRATEGO!
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>>13953177
Mesmerizing. You have a momentous aura. He likes you.

Now tell him, do you catan?
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>>13953160
>>13953197
He'd like to be, but he can't.
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>>13953177
That is an extremely cute stallion.
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>>13953197

I don't know anon, it looks trademarked!

>>13953204

Well he is in luck then, I happen to have that one

>>13953214

Don't listen to this anon, he has a parade raining fetish
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