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NEW HORSE: TOO DAMN LATE EDITION

Old Horse: >>13944425

This thread brought to you by: the color purple.
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The chickun is too damn arised!
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>>13947627
here we go
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>>13947786
I wanna feel that pony's wings
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was this ever finished?

>>13947795
you just used that one

>>13947807
thanks a bundle anon
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>>13947795
You used that filename last time
I feel cheated
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>>13947807
>wow Scootaloo, our friend is retarded!
>Yea, isn't it great!?
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Fat pony is best pony
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>>13947817
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>>13947817
only when the tummy is cute and manageable

or if there is another pony inside
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>>13947829
is this tummy manageable?
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>>13947786
Quest when?
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>posting Twilight without a fish
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Dash takes your favorite filly
What do?
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YO YO YO BITCH GET OUT THE WAY FOR A BETTER UNICORN YOU BUSTER-ASS NIGGER
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvYwGy-JVE
Proof that no matter what kind of song John deLancey sings, it comes out sadistic.
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>>13947837
When it's ready.
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>>13947839
I take HER favorite filly in retaliation!
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oh god, the Twifufags are fapping to the thought of feeding her french fries for all eternity again
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Wow this thread is way too purple.
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>>13947838
>Not making him do a trick first.
Bad Twilight, you will spoil him.
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all this discord talk makes me want to marathon TNG

thank goodness for netflix
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>>13947822
>Discord Flashback
>the sisters only beat him by getting him to do a ridiculous song and dance routine
>stone him with the elements while he's distracted
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>>13947835
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>>13947835
ideal tummy size
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>>13947856
Nonsense!
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>>13947856
>>13947855
This thread gonna be purple
So start wearing purple
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>>13947853
That's ok
no one else likes scootaloo anyway
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>>13947855
I laughed
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>>13947856
Have some Orange with your Purple!
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>>13947841
rararara rararararara rararararara rarara
ra
ra
ra!!
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>>13947861
"Oh a rainbow! How silly!"
"Somewhere over the rai-"
WHAM
"Well dearest sister, thank goodness that's all over with"
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>>13947866
Is that Twilight better than my looped Twilight?
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This will sound stupid given that downforeveryoneorjustme.com said it's up, but could someone try loading paypal.com for me?
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>>13947867
I understood that reference
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>>13947856
A lttle orange would lighten things up.
Yeah a little orange would be alright..
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PURPLE
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>>13947864
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>>13947872
brrrrrreak the target!
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>>13947882
ma nigga
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>>13947881
Loading for me
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Time to apple it up
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>>13947897
strange then; devices on my lan can't get there and my phone can't pull it down over phone network.
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>>13947837

You are minding your own business when suddenly, in a brilliant flash of green light, a tangled mass of horses land at your feet. Six small ponies in total: one purple, one white, one blue, one pink, one yellow, and one orange. The purple one disentangles herself from her friends first and steps up to you. She opens her mouth and, amazingly, sounds that aren't neighs and whinnies come out. "Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle. Where the heck are we?"

What do motherfucker
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>>13947891
I use a recording of him saying "congratulations" to say nice things to friends when I lack a meanful statement
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>>13947880
the purples look different

i wouldnt say better
just
different
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>>13947904
"Holy shit a talking animal!"
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>>13947904
Grab the yellow one and run.
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>>13947902
no, too much pony per pony
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>>13947907
you're free to use the words "more vibrant" and "looping"
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>>13947812
>>13947813
Whoa, you're right. I'm tired, I meant to use this filename.
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>>13947880
This one looks a little too fast.
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>>13947904

Beat my chest and hoot at them.
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>>13947906
i don't have a recording, but i've said "FAILURE (awwwww)" on occasion when someone fails
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>>13947919
I hope scootaloo is a better cook than sweetie

or maybe she can just do a mundane task
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>>13947919
go to bread
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>>13947917
No such thing
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>>13947928
We'll she is Mexican.
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>>13947921
It's the same speed as the show, that's not really the question
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>>13947938
When pony toxicity levels become motion impairing, you have passed the pony per pony safe limit
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Would you download a Saine?
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>>13947817
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>>13947936
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>>13947904
Explain things after putting dick in purple.
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>>13947921
>a little too fast.
>too fast
What the fuck am i reading
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>>13947958
calm down rose he didn't mean it
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>>13947912
Twilight Sparkle stares at you with the curious expression of someone at the zoo whose actions are being mirrored by a chimpanzee. "Yyyyyyyeah. Do animals not talk in your universe? Huh. I'll have to take a note of that."

Twilight pulls out a book from the aether and begins scribbling in it with a flowing, magical script emanating from her horn.

"See, we were conducting an experiment in dimensional relations, and, well, I'm afraid it went right. Too right. Would you be able to help us? Just show us to your magical masters, or anyone else with a working knowledge of advanced hyperreality mechanics."
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>>13947964
Giggle at how she thinks we don't compensate for the lack of disgusting magic with based science and technology
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>>13947964
Clap guns at them!
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>ideal tummy size
http://derpiboo.ru/437036
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>>13947964
I fall back and laugh like a madman

Slowly rise to my feet and wipe a tear from my eye

As I prepare to break the news I snort and repeat the prcess.

then I break the bad news.
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>>13947978
>ideal humanized twist.png
http://i.imgur.com/bcpq3ez.png
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>>13947978
>morbidly obese
>tummy
pick one you clown
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>>13947964
"Uh, about that..."
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I think pony has indulged a bit too much. I think pony should show some self restraint.
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>>13947981

Did that flash get updated yet?
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>>13947985
>Clown
>Ross
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>>13947964

INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL IS A CAPITAL OFFENCE!
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>>13947898
No!
Pone is still recovering from the last appleing time!
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>>13947964
Magic...Right.
See, beside that think you just pulled off, it doesn't really exist here...
Unless you are somehow able to harness our Ley lines, which only makes less sense...
But as for mechanics, us, we have some stuff.
Mostly from wars...
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>>13947985
it's a tummy because she's my good little doggy and I give her treats for being so good
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>>13947998
>pony asks you why you keep saying "dot dot dot" between phrases
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>>13948006

"Beep boop no reason small equine unit."
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>>13948006
I ask pony why they say 'greater than' before asking that.
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>>13947999
Go somewhere else please.
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cuss
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Which pony would humor my erotic asphyxiation and degradation fetishes?
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>>13948015
what the fuck applejack
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>>13948017

Chrysalis.

She'll kill you.
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>>13948015
What the fuck AJ, don't swear.
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>>13948017
Gilda. Just call her a sparrow.
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>>13948017
Rarity. Maybe Twilight.
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>>13948017
Trixie
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>>13948021
Prolix
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>>13948017
are you the one degrading or the one being degraded?
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>>13948041
definitely the latter~
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>>13947974
She rolls her eyes at you. "Oh, Celestia. One of THESE dimensions."

She turns around and calls to her friends, now sorting themselves out. "Alright, ladies, let's hurry it up. This is another dimension full of magical luddites. Get the stuff for another dimensional jump!"

Twilight turns back to you, and begins scribbling on a piece of paper before handing it to you. It's a list of components, ingredients, and parts. "You wanna do us a huge favor? Help us collect this stuff. We'll cast three spells for you if you help us. Like a... do your people know what a genie is?"
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>>13948015
What is this, 1950?
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>>13948048
>implying we aren't versed in mythology and stories
>implying anyone with two brain cells to rub together doesn't know what a djinn is
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>>13948048
Suplex Twilight
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>>13948048
>Spells.
Waaait, a second.
Wishes are one up from a fucking spell you fucking magic horse.
We had unicorns here once. Let that sink in.
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>>13948048
Sweet!
Alright, let's look at that list.
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Discord has pulled a magical prank!

Each pony now has the sudden urge to fulfill their deepest desire NOW.

What does each pony do?
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>>13948015
FAGGOT
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>>13948048
Hey, who you callin' a luddite?
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>>13948070
crusaders operate as per usual
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>>13948097
Delicious thickness
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>>13948097
Gross.
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>>13948070
Let's have sex in public!
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>>13947812

Not yet.
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>>13948070
Pinkie Pie throws a party, what did you expect
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>>13948101
her shoes are not noticeable
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>>13948061
You wrap your arms around Twilight's legs and press your palms into her shoulder blades, before lifting her back over and arching your back. "TIGER SUPLEX", you scream to the heavens as you fall. But you thud to earth alone, a flash of light taking Twilight out of your grasp. You collapse to the ground with a thud, and whatever air is left in your lungs is driven out by the sudden reappearance of Twilight on your chest.

"Knock it off, human. This is no time for wrestling."

"You want us to rough him up?" the blue pony calls.

"No, that won't be necessary."

>>13948066
You grab the list and take a look at it, still rubbing the body parts that hurt. A big rig's gearbox, lye, rat hair, three rotten eggs, twenty feet of nylon rope... the list goes on, mostly random things. You estimate there are a good thirty things on here, some of them quite unusual and hard to come by.

"One of the girls will go with you", Twilight says absently. "Which one would you rather keep you company? You know, an adventure is meaningless without friendship."
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>>13948117
okay then
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>>13948117
That is fucking adorable.
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>>13948097
>flutterthick
unf
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>>13948126
Rainbow dash

For emergency escapes she's the best bet
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>>13948123

Maybe she took em off, you sly dog
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>>13948126
Pinkie Pie!
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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>>13948147
she's wearing them, I can see the tiny sliver of yellow on her feet, but I had to look really damn hard

make the shoes bigger
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>>13948123
>No noticing the pixel of yellow.
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>>13948070
"H-hey, Fluttershy, wanna, uh, get dinner and a movie sometime?
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>>13948137
and then my brain went boom.
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>>13948157

>not picking up that cue

Square.
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>>13948163
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>>13948135

Haven't done anything with her in a while.

She still needs a cutie mark, and an actual name.
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>>13948126
Applejack. The only one I could depend on.
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>>13948162
Sure, let me get my collar
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>>13948175
make the mark the moonrune for earth
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>>13948175
Tell us anything about the pony?
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>>13948015
golly draw a giant pone
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>you will never get pony to give you a massive horsecock with matching, heavy nuts
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>>13948139
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>>13948202
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>>13948140
You point towards the blue pony with the wings, alternately stamping and hovering around the place impatiently. You can see those wings being useful, though maybe she looks a little selfish and impulsive.

"Ah. Rainbow Dash", Twilight nods sagely. "She's the fastest flyer in Equestria bar none, and you can always depend on her to do the right thing--eventually."

Is this your choice?
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Are you ready?
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>>13948202
damn the anthro, damn the weird face.
I still would.
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>>13948202
>seconds later her erection begins lifting the front of her skirt
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>>13948212
I really wish this artist could draw faces because I love their bodies.
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>>13948186

>From Pony China/Shie-na
>plays the Erhu
>Speaks little to none of Equestria's lingua franca.

Names I've considered include Silken Strings and Plum Blossom.
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>>13948208
Can you please stop talking like a fucking quest giver?
Also yes.
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>>13948208
I ask for a second opinion
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>>13948163
Man what a sexy pony ass Twilight has.
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Daily reminder.
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>>13948220
yeah me too.
his Fluttershy in particular. though I suspect that's at least partly because of that one blacktext.
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>>13948211
>we will never get a christmas episode ever again

those are always my favorite
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>>13948227
Ain't it the truth.
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http://nobbydraws.tumblr.com/

>nobody camwhoring

its good to know he is not an obese neckbeard
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>>13948211
>That image.
Man, I can't wait for the Thanksgiving episode!

We get to see the Buffalo again!
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>there will never be a good mlp game

sigh
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>>13948259
There wouldn't be enough rape in it anyway.
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>>13948248
>Anon doesn't have that exact dick sculpture.
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Hey

Stop posting horse asses
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http://i.imgur.com/cAJjj1F.jpg
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>>13948264
I will just post an ass then.
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>fluttershy will never become addicted to your cum
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http://i.imgur.com/u7XcPek.jpg
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>>13948259
The upcoming Wiiu game is pony animal crossing basically

i may not care for animal crossing, t is what I would want out of a pony game.
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>>13948271
>you will never be a minotaur
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>>13948277
>pony crossing game

You'd find me anorexic body a few weeks later.
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>>13948230
>being swole enough to control

2notswole4me
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>>13948271
Fluttershy needs ti kick her pcp addiction first anyways.
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>>13948266
neat
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>>13948271
>you'll never turn Fluttershy into a buttslut
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>>13948289
Fuck wheres that gif of dash laughing and falling over when you need it
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Does anyone know a multi person drawing program or website other than OpenCanvas or FlockDraw?
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>>13948300
Dashie your all stiff, why aren't you moving?
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Pone should drink more.
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>>13948311
pony is fond of nonalcoholic beverages
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>>13948313
>implying
Alcohol is canon in the official comics.
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>>13948203
it happens, Rarity. The only thing to do is to pick up your dignity and leave
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>>13948311
rarity and fluttershy look like they would be the best barmates
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>>13948320
It hasn't turned up yet. Not even in the Rarity micro.
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>>13948202
>you'll never take a thick Fluttershy out on a nice date
>and then fuck like rabbits when you get home
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>>13948291
t-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
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luna likes you
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i just want to thrust my penis over and over into all the ponies
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>>13948304
you can try FlockDraw. Or OpenCanvas
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>>13948322
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>>13948344
I like Luna too
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>>13948344
When did we meet

I hope she isn't some creepy stalker that totaly violates my privacy
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>>13948344
yeah, well I like her too.
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>>13948343
You sicken me you zebra-loving slut!
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>>13948348
>>13948311

I don't know what it is. It just works
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>>13948345
>transported to equestria
>all pony is actually futa
>they are all stronger than you
>ever flutteryellow
>her face while thrusting into your bum hole
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>>13947890
>>13947863
>>13947835
>>13947829
>>13947823
>>13947817
THIS THREAD HAD SUCH PROMISE
WHAT HAPPENED
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>>13948364
you're ruining my asshole!!
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>>13948342
She would break your pelvis.
Your neighbors would also call the police because how loud she's screaming
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>>13948371

>human poses
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>>13948374
good things
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>>13948377
Shut up and bite the pillow or i'm going in dry next time.
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>>13947690
Thoroughly late, but yeah, I use it whenever something needs capping, and I can't really think of anything I've found it wanting for. Thanks for putting it together, it's been a real help, good god cutting out the intervening posts used to be a pain before it.
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>>13948382
They are bipedal you stupid person.
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>>13948378
That's why you don't let her top.
And why you have her bite the pillow while you're having your way with her fat ass.
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>>13948344
Does she like me or LIKE me like me?
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>>13948383

One of the few kissing drawings that actually works.

>>13948398

Holy fucking scratched in lines, Batmanf!
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>>13948398

Even worst.
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>>13948416
Like your face and your mom
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>>13948408
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>>13948311
Who drew this? It's cute.
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Have a doodle I made of Samoa earlier.
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>>13948437

>No improvement over years/months anon
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FUCK i was ponying so hard today i forgot to masturbate
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>>13948429
O-oh. And what if I LIKE like her back?
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>>13948451
I came pretty hard to a doujin of Pinkie molesting all of her friends with various sex toys
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Which pony needs a crack cocain intervention the most?
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>>13948451
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>>13948344
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http://i.imgur.com/VaiROfl.jpg
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>>13948451
>try to masturbate
>suddenly start to think about someone who passed away recently
>boner dies
fuck
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Snips: An annoying shit.
Sugar drawn by SB: Holy jizz I want to fuck that busty chubby anthro so hard that she can't think straight.

Help me.
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>>13948163
Oh man
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>>13948514
Embrace it.
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>>13948493
That was actually pretty funny
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>>13948479
>Saine encouraging
pls
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>>13948493
Hahaha
Why is she so angry, though?
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>>13948470
Snowflake
>>
One is nine
Nine is two
Holy God and holy truth
Nine to come
Nine to breathe inside your lungs
You thought this was fetish shit, didn't you?
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>>13948437
AA how do I git gud at drawing?
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>>13948284
http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1368962352754.gif
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>>13948465
Link?
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>>13948536
Nope
Can't fool me
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>>13948527
But anon, Masturbation is a healthy practice in Moderation.
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>>13948269
>smile will never make gifs again
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>>13948539

You practice and ask for help and practice and draw things you enjoy drawing.
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>>13948545
not the way i do it or how often i do it
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>>13948552
As long as you don't physically hurt yourself or are late to work because you masturbate too much you're probably doing fine.
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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>>13948539

>Asking AA how to get good at drawing
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>>13948552
I literally cannot go a day without masturbating.
Sometimes barely anything comes out, but I can't stop.
I think I have a problem.
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>>13948559
i'm late to work because i stay up shitposting and don't get enough sleep, then put the snooze on for 40 minutes
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>>13948566
Find a hobby.
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>>13948549
But we have that Anon now!

All is well!

It's not like we miss smile, or anything...
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>>13948567
I do that on nights when I stream

I really want to stream but I need sleep, I haven't had more than 5 hours in the last 4 days.
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>>13948572
What if his hobby is masturbating?
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>>13948572
I have a bunch of hobbies.
Nothing helps.
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>>13948277
>upcoming wiiu game
Source? I couldnt find anything about this with google.
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So is the Podcast really going to be a thing?
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>>13948579
He should convert his lusty energy into creating porn. Writing, drawing, or coding text based porn games.

That way he can feel accomplished and we get free porn.
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>>13948578

Stream yourself sleeping.
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>>13948437

That is a cute zebra.
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>>13948588
I don't know. There's been a first episode, but I don't recall any further news about a potential second.
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ON THE NEXT WEEKS EPISODE OF REAL HOUSE WIVES OF EQUESTRIA
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>>13948590
I wish I was a tripfag attention whore without the trip just like you!!
How do you do it?!
Do you have to suck enough dicks to breach the MLPG barrier or tripfag that does shit and can post willy nilly.
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>>13948591
I liked that movie. The only part that could of been better was Truman's last words. Even saying nothing would of been better than what was used.
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>>13948597
>There's been a first episode
Bullshit.
I need a link.
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>>13948606
I can put on my trip if it helps
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>>13948609
http://www.mlpgpodcast.tumblr.com/

derpy.me/mlpgpodcast1

Have fun
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>>13948604
>not real horsewives

did you even try?
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>>13948618
I DEMAND MORE HORSE PUNS
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What does Rainbow Dash's mane smell like?
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>>13948625
skittles
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>>13948622
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>>13948622
Welcome to arsTROTzka, papers please.
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>>13948202
Does this artist have anything besides a tumblr? And here I was thinking /mlp/ didn't respect fatties.

>>13948220
Thirded. I am tempted to shop a different artist's Fluttershy's face over it.

>>13948342
>tfw my girlfriend is a 540 pound human Fluttershy clone

>>13948399
Oh I let her on top!
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>>13948630
>>13948635
MORE
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>>13948636
That picture and what you said about your girlfriend is disgusting.
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>>13948636
Fat people are disgusting sorry.
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I'll take a request
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>>13948615
Boh of those links seem deader then dead.
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>>13948646
Rarity franticly looking for her makeup while anon and Sweetie giggle outside her door
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>>13948622
Here's some humor to calm your hate for fat people anons
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HEY MISTER TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA
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>>13948646
Pony insisting on the safety of life behind wall Sina
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>>13948646
The CMC giving Pip a makeover
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>>13948636
Dude your annoying shit didn't work on the fat pony thread and it isn't going to work here. Just shut up about your girlfriend already.
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Scrunchiest pone
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From the lustful depths of hell, I summon... EA!
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>>13948668
sexually
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>>13948671
what a freakin small body. She's tiny!
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>>13948635
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>>13948615
I got baited.

Tell me when the podcast actually happens.
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>>13948672
EA a shit
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>>13948672
Sorry, only Ubisoft around
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>>13948636
Sheela on furaffinity. Easy enough to find on derpibooru, too, you ignorant fucktwat who can't use the RIS built-in feature on 4chan that doesn't require any fancy script addon installation.
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>>13948679
>Tell me when the podcast actually happens.
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>>13948675
What!?
No. Not sexually.
Pip can be trying to hide his little colt boner, though
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>>13948214
yes...YES!
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>>13948680

>tfw long ago EA wasn't shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2lxiwlL-hI
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>>13948677
she's big enough
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>>13948666
Sorry satan, I haven't seen it
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>>13948689
Long ago in a distant land
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>>13948699
I, AKGOOGLY EYES...
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>>13948682
L2Read. I did a reverse image search and the furaffinity didn't come up.

>>13948670
>Dude your annoying shit didn't work
>implying I didn't make a skype friend from it just over the past couple of days
>implying I care what you want me to do
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>>13948615
>This entire wreck.
...Really.
DID YOU BOTH THINK YOU COULD JUST FIGURE YOU COULD FUCK OFF A TOPIC?!
you are hosts, you are directing the podcast, DIRECT IT!
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"Well shit Anon, didn't you think for one second that maybe I have feelings too?!"
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>>13948704
You're a horse.
Stop that.
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>>13948668
I might do this one, it's probably gonna take a while though

sexual or not?
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>>13948704
Hey, I found your hat. Now shut up AJ.
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>>13948718

Pip is not for sexual,
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>>13948708
>>13948719
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>>13948721
You're right. Rumble is the only sexual colt.
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>>13948679
>>13948648
They both work fine for me, though Mega's slow as fuck to load.
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>>13948738

What's the ball thing?
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>>13948743
A balloon. It's parodying a picture that had a dead raccoon instead. Don't have it saved.
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>>13948750

>parodying something so obscure
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>>13948738
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>>13948750
>>13948738

Make it more obvious it's a balloon tied to Marka. I thought it was some rock thing rolling down the street.
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>>13948750
>Don't have it saved.
Don't be such a lazypants
http://aboutcolonblank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/get-well-soon.jpg
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https://static1.e621.net/data/d8/6d/d86dffbae8a9c535d7d81d27cd747d25.png

u-unf
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>>13948738
>>13948774
aw fuck that's not even close
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EA PLS RESPOND
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Remember to use thick condoms when you're getting it up the butt, Anon
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>>13948817
But I don't want it up by butt.
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>>13948817
No condom will handle this.
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>>13948817
>mfw I get thin condoms for myself and thick condoms in regular sizes
I'm the worst

Also remember to use water based lubricants
Oil based lubricants octuple your risk of breakage (Almost 11%)
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I want to fuck his OC
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>>13948848
Ken?
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>>13948848
Same
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http://youtu.be/FQLZwvnU55I
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>>13948848
I think Ken is a pretty cool panda. Eh replies to my tweets and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>13948848
I want him to hurry up with his awesome songs.
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http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1381217790547.gif
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>fat people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_9s31Je7Y
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>>13948907
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwEGSe_upuQ
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>>13948922
>>13948907

youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

the sounds...
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>>13948848
But its officially a chick now
Its not gay to want to fuck him anymore
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>edging overnight for 5 hours
>about to cum
>mother knocks on door

That bitch deserved to see her son blowing a massive load on the floor
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>>13948901
Badger Ben just needs to stop. Altogether.
If you want motivation for improving your art just look at him.
He's been drawing the same quality for 5+ years, maybe even going backwards.
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>>13948928
>>13948928
>>13948928
>mfw
oh my god
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Is America still shutdown?
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>>13948954
sounds to me like every furry artist ever
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>>13948977
When the federal government shuts down, the state governments take over. It's fine.
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>9th October

It's almost time.
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Bring out your pone!
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>>13948953
Just yell that you're busy.

>>13948970
>Smirnoff Ice
He's watching his weight
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>>13948982
3 more days
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>>13948928
fat people are fat because they eat a lot more than they think they are eating.
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>>13948982
>>13948989
>pre-ordered on Amazon
>Amazon Prime
>2 day shipping
>est. deliver: next Thursday
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>>13948987
>smirnoff
that just makes it worse!
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>>13948995
wat?

where do you live anon?
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>>13948993
Pretty true.
I just started regulating caloric intake and only going running sometimes and I already lost 30 pounds.
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>>13948989
>>13948995
I'm not sure what you thought I was talking about, but I meant MLPFIM becoming 3 years old tomorrow.
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>>13948954
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90068245/Trixie%27sback%20Color.jpg
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>>13949003
Central US
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>>13949008
Oh, I hope it comes sooner then
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>>13949006
Thats pretty fucking bad. Every time I see one I think that it has to have been done a few years ago. Then I look at the sig.
He doesn't really need to include date stamps anymore, they serve no point.
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>>13949014
He's formulated a style and is making money from it.
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>>13949016
just like Hitler
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>>13949016
If that works for him then, I guess?
Its just annoying to see because I value improvement over brony bucks.
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>>13949022
Not everyone wants to live a starving artist.
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>>13949036
that's why you get a job and draw in your free time instead of shitposting on MLPG
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>>13949043
Being an artist is a job
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>>13949036
Especially not the pizza pocket guy.
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>>13949045
>Being an artist is a hobby
*fixed
>>
ANON
HOW COULD YOU CUM INSIDE ME LIKE THAT?
YOU KNOW HUMAN SEMEN IS POISONOUS TO PONIES
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>>13949047
mhmhuggshg
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>>13949055
Don't care came inside lel.
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>>13949052
>dat jelly
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>>13949056
oougg nnuhnnmmhhm
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>>13949064
>>13949056

no pls stap
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>>13949062
>dat lack of argument
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>>13949036
"starving artists" are the fucktards that think shoving spaghettios in their vaginas are somehow performance art and wonder why they don't get paid big for being an idiot like how the other avant-garde artists.
If you want to get paid for art you go to school, especially one that sets you up with internships during and after graduation.
Otherwise you just take art as a hobby.
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>>13949070
I'm not going to take such obvious bait that seriously anon
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YOU FAGGOTS SAID THAT LUBE MADE FAPPING BETTER

I COULDN'T CUM UNTIL IT DRIED UP
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>>13949075
The Anon is a coward. A collection of weak fools and dullards who wanted to voice out their vile words without so much as taking responsibility for what they have said. The reason why human voice is differentiable from person to person, is because voice give identity. The anon is the mask of the cowards of speech. They mean to hurt, destroy and ruin.

The anon is stupid. A collection of shallow-minded mouths with no unity of thought. They do not forgive because they do not have a united identity. They do not forget because they do not share memory. You put a name to your thoughts to make a stand. You face the world with you opinion with your name engraved on it while you bravely stand for your beliefs. While cowards choose to hide their faces with "Anon"

The Anon is irresponsible. For they is afraid of responsibility, responsibility to their words, their actions and their thoughts. They cower in the shadows of namelessness while they pester the named. They fool themselves that they are strong, but behind their mask is merely horde of closed-minded, cowardly wretches.
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>>13949055
That's just a myth created by Celestia to stop us from race mixing.
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>>13949081
tldr
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>>13949076
that's a pretty girl
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>>13949081
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>>13949075
Says the guy that defends "artist" like Badger Ben
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>>13949081
Anon's an okay guy though. He's alright.
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I want to have a tea party with Fluttershy.
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>>13949094
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>>13949102
She won't enjoy your company.
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>>13949106
You don't know that anon.
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I wish someone would stram
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>>13949110
Everything's ded, you'd be sitting there alone in the stram
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>>13949110
But I'm not doing anything stram-worthy.
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I only like ponies sexually because of their big dicks
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>>13949155
Ponies would be about the same size as an an average human but have less usable length and last about 10 seconds
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>>13949162
I'm sure I could find a pony bigger than me
That's all I need
And if they actually cum from getting it up the butt then they don't have to last longer than 10 seconds
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>>13949171
Pony would be turned off by your selfishness
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>>13948483
>that disappointed face in the second panel
Oh no, my heart...
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>>13949177
>selfishness
But anon
If they finish quickly they can maybe have a few by the time I'm done
And I wouldn't mind getting filled up after a few seconds if he likes it
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>>13949179
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>>13949191
That wasn't a very clever or funny aprils fool joke.
How am I supposed to fix this mess?
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>>13949196
Dont worry, they are pretty much immortal. They'll revive in a few hours.
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>>13949205
>They're immortal
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>>13949205
> They'll revive in a few hours.
Oh well, guess I will look pretty silly then when they wake up and find me in a puddle of my own tears
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I want to clean pony's ears
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Mandrake.

Have you ever seen a pony drink a glass of water?
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test
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>>13949221
Batpony won't let you near her sensitive ears though
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>>13948277
That fake, you retard
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>>13949239
LK pls
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>>13949239
I want that belly to slap down on my back
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>>13949245
But I was playing vidya.
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that feel when brony autists touch something you like
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Why are you faggots attracted to morbidly obese people?

If you're going to fuck one at least do us all a favour and don't reproduce
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Holy shit general is slow today
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>>13949265
>diamond doge
>people
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>>13949260
>tfw they touch your dick
Time to get on the titty skittles
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>>13949265
Last night I had a dream where a fat girl dressed in black was dancing around me. It was weird. I don't even like fat people.
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>>13949265
Well I'm not attracted to them. Though that doesn't mean that I don't like some slight chub though.
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>>13949265
>diamond dogs are people
you heard it here first
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>>13949265
From my experience they're the warmest(emotionally and for cuddles), the most appreciative, and the most adventurous lovers.

You just put too much emphasis on the outer beauty of people and don't care about anything else
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I'd rather fuck a girl into scat than an obese one
I'd rather chop off my own dick than fuck an obese man
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*toot*
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>>13949287
>they're the [...] most appreciative

Because they don't have the mindset that they could do better in regards to their partner. Because they can't.
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>>13949294
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>>13949298
There's plenty of guys and girls out there that dig fat chicks, or even bigger.
The worst is when they KNOW that and then think they're hot shit because of it.
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Speaking of fat, does Ross still post here?
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>>13949309
yes
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>>13949305

>Yeah you skinny bitches, you jelly of my guy that loves me for me?
>Shut the fuck up you fat bitch I'm trying to feel your rolls
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>>13949309
Sadly, yes.
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>>13949305
There are way more fat people than people who are into fatties.
And most of them know that their "dating value" is pretty close to zero so they will try extra hard to not fuck it up.
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>>13949309
>>13948101
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Skinny people are cunts.
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>>13949298
Low self esteem caused by a close-minded society with a skewed definition of beauty based solely on body and not on things that actually matter for relationships that last.
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at least I'm not fat
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>>13949324
>you should date people you find ugly because your relationship will last longer
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Serious question here

How do fat people have sex?
Especially two fat people

I hate it when I'm in a position where I can only get a few inches in and I'm pretty well endowed
How does someone with half of their average or little dick covered up fuck a chick with thighs the size of 44 gallon drums?
>inb4 oral
Those things breed
I've seen their spherical hellspawn
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BOO
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>>13949315
>And most of them know that their "dating value" is pretty close to zero so they will try extra hard to not fuck it up.
Again, not really, no.
I've met plenty of fat chicks that were complete irredeemable bitches, just like I've met skinny people like that. Same for being genuinely nice.
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Why don't you take this over to the fat pony thread

There's some guy who keeps derailing the already mediocre content with "hey guys lets talk about my fat gf lol"
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>>13949331
SPEAKING OF FAT
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>>13949344
>There's some guy who keeps derailing the already mediocre content with "hey guys lets talk about my fat gf lol"
He's already here >>13948636
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>>13949345
A bit of pudge never hurt anyone.
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I want the skinny elitist to leave.
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>>13949330
Fat is pretty pliable, and a "scissoring" position works pretty well.
Also missionary works a lot better the you'd imagine, I can get full penetration pretty easily, and I'm only 5".
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>>13949347
>540lbs
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Like it or don't, fatness is a reflection of other meaningful traits, like personal drive and pride. So unless you're at your desk 18 hours a day working hard to cure a disease, basically shut up.
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>>13949361
But what if you have a drive to be heavy?
What if you take pride in how much your boyfriend loves your giant tits, or your girlfriend wouldn't trade your pillowy belly for anything?
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>>13949352
>Used to be overweight
>6 pack now
>mfw I earned my thin privilege
>mfw it's not even hard
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What word would fluttershy use to say vagina?
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>>13949371
My first assumption would be they're rationalizing, or are just strange, or some of both. But if that were really *really* the case, and not some after-the-fact fat pride thing, then fine. I guess.
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>>13949376
Yes it is because it means I'd have to go outside.
>>13949377
wet floppy dirty slit
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>>13949377
Cunt
She'd whisper it into your ear after a half dozen lewd adjectives
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>>13949377
"My per..mumblemumble sn..mumble"
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What word would Rarity use to say vagina?
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>>13949390
Vagina 99% of the time
Pussy/Cunt when she needs you to rut her when she's in season
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>>13949381
>floppy
It's a sex organ anon, not a radiator gasket.
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>>13949390
Gaping maw
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>>13949381
>Implying

>Buy stationary bicycle
>Affix tablet to bicycle
>Watch films while cycling

>Eat less carbs
>Eat less sugar
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>>13949390
Flower?
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>>13949390
She always seemed like a "marehood" kind of pony.
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>>13949377
her hoohoo
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>>13949387
unf
>>13949401
>Have to get all of that shit
>Also have to eat less
No.
>>13949390
large wet winky crevice
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>>13949390
she probably has a name for it
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>>13949390
Crevice
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>>13949400
There springs an entity.
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Pony says only 3 more weeks till the big move
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What does applejack call her asshole?
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>>13949428
Applejack
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>>13949428
Apples
Just like everything else
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>>13949428
Apples
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>>13949428
her apple tart
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>>13949428
The back door.
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>>13949433
>>13949431
Would you eat her apple?
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>>13949428
Appledan
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>>13949428
Apple cellar?
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>>13949377
>>13949388
>>13949387

>Press her to say 'vagina' out loud
>She mumbles a whole bunch
>You press further thinking it's funny
>She motions you to lean in with a hoof
>"M-my... wet, hot, winking cunt~, Anon"
>She trots off with a satisfied grin as you sit, flabbergasted
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>>13949428
Anon
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>>13949443
hah
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>>13949428
Her cellar door
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>>13949428
Your face
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>>13949442
lrn2midsentencegreentext
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>>13949450
fugg off m8
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>>13949442
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>>13949450
It didn't work anymore last i tried: >rape
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>>13949454

u wot m8! u wot!
u wot!
u wot!u wot!u wot!
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>>13949450
It doesn't work anymore
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>>13949459
I'm >calling bullshit
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oooo >test
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we're doing >this again
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>>13949481
... >rape
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>>13949455
don't be proud of that, you lude yellow horse
>>13949457
>>13949459
it does >homeskillets
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>>13949485
What the >fuck
Last time I did that it didn't work
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text >greentext text
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>>13949485
for the longest while we've had to do it like this >notice the spaces
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>>13949481
everytime...
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>>13949485
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>>13949481
How do you do it now?
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>>13949494
i know, i've been here a while
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let's >try that again
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>>13949498
no spaces in and around the spoiler
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>>13949505
okay >test
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take two[/spoiler] >come on
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>>13949510
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>>13949510
>your face
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Pony >rape
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>>13949510
>Pinkie trying to buck a tree.gif
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text space control s space >greentext space control s space text
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>we will never see a proper scootaloo/dash episode ever
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text control s space[/spoiler] >greentext space control s text
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You know this boogie is for real
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>>13949532
We already did and it sucked.
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>>13949535
you had one job anon
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text space control s >greentext control s space text
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>>13949537
I've not seen most of the most recent series.
I just come back here because you've ruined my life.
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>>13949537
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whatever >fuck you
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>testing testing 1 >2 3
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test >test
>hujiomki ono,>test
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>>13949547
Twilight is an alicorn now.
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>>13949532
Best humanized artist.
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>>13949555
Yeah I've seen that, and was moderately unimpressed. That, and the discord episode were the only ones. Don't think I'm really missing anything by this point.
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Welp, since we're so slow that we're posting midsentence green text test posts, I guess I'll post this again

http://dangercide.com/2013/10/09/the-ultimate-guide-to-find-your-pony-wife/
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>>13949537
Anon pls
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Emme elle pee gee, this is the sub. I'm looking for players for a crystal horse PnP quest that I'm running mostly during European evenings. The party is a group of adventurers righting wrongs and being big goddamn shining heroes.
Anyone interested should apply in MLPPnPG on /qt/
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>>13949563
>DON’T mention your ex, your psychological issues, or your fetishes
>or your fetishes
Fucking dropped
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>>13949563
You're a massive faggot, Andrew
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do people still enjoy youtube poops
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Now the past I've tried forgetting
And my foes I could forgive
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>>13949587
Trouble is, I know it's petty, but I'd hate to let them live
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>>13949584
Yes people still do. I stopped having an interest in them years ago. But I do like watching them once in awhile
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>>13949577
fuck off
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>>13949563
> Just make sure the compliments are genuine or else you’ll come off sounding like, “you smell amazing, I’D REALLY LOVE TO WEAR YOUR SKIN!”
>implying that's bad
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>>13949584
I only ever watch Durhamrockerz whenever he uploads anything.
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>>13949563
>someone wrote this
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Little Purple wants to make friends with you.
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>>13949606
that fucker made it impossible to enjoy KotH normally
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Alright, I'm totally doing it this time

Watch me as I >rape
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blap
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>>13949612
Dinner's ready. Where's grandpa?
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>>13949610
sorry i don't want to be friends with a showkiller
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>>13949610
I want to be in-friends with Little Purple
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>>13949584
I haven't watched any those for about 5 years.
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>>13949610
>>
ded
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>Fluttershy: and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture.

How does she know of France?
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oh dear pony got to the alcohol
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>13949662
It's called Fancy
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Good morning, mlpg
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>>13949664
Pony is too drunk to stand and has to crawl. Come on, pony. Time to go to bed. >>13949665 Come on other pony get out of bed and brush your teeth so pony can sleep it off.
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Good night, mlpg
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>>13949674
>>13949665
fuck off with your shitty slut pony
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>>13949681
>shitty slut pony

How can someone be wrong THAT much?
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>>13949681
Don't rut the slut, you smut
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>>13949677
Rarity helping a drunk fluttershy home and into bed after she drank too much would be very cute.
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>>13949681
Back the fuck off.
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So which pony is the most prudish, or at least the least sluttiest?

I've been brainwashed by MLPG to believe that every pony is a slut at this point.
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>>13949688
all of them are sluts
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>>13949688
pone isn't slut
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>>13949681
How dare you slut-shame that whore!
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>>13949664
Oh no, poor little pony is going to get sick.
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>>13949685
In my head I can hear the dialogue of that situation. For some reason I hear Fluttershy as a mean drunk.
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>tfw no good Rarity fapics
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the ded
the ded
the ded is on fire
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>>13949746
FIRE IN THE DISCO
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>>13949584
the market is oversaturated with poorly made crap. finding the ones that are actually good takes too much effort
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>>13949748
when it's nine in the afternooooooooon~
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>>13949766
i still find a few sometimes
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>>13949746
The horse is on fire, and there's no marker in the new thread
And the piss is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dork wind blows

The janitors are corrupt
And we're on so many feels
With the hiatus on and original content gone

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible fandom
And the fandom is bleeding to death

The contributors have fallen down
And no requests are being drawn
And the Anons are all dead at the top of their reposts

It went like this:

The third season toppled in on itself
Anons posting ponies
Picked through the shitposts
And wrote their greentext stories

The threads were beautiful on fire
All walls of text stretching across the thread
Everything washed in a thin layer of piss

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last threads"

You started a new horse
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We posted in one morning thread and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of shitposts

I open up the archive
And it's full of piss
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>>13949748
taco bell
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>>13949717
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/136273/1/size-matters/big-lovin

Fuck you I like it
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>>13949792
Pony needs to back up, cause that ass is too fat
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>>13949681
You're still using that word? I thought everyone knew they were called empowered women now.
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Whats it called when you look like a sub from the outside, but you're really a dom because you control the top by being so sexy that he wants to give you what you want?
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Pony just laughed about the time you tried to kill yourself.
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>>13949824
yay dubs!
XD
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>>13949823
I haven't tried yet
I'm going to do it right the first time
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>>13949823
Pony is pretty rude, but I never tried to kill myself.
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>>13949823
That doesn't sound like pony. Pony would be shocked and demand to know why you'd do something like that.
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>>13949832
>pony looks into a mirror and discovers her huge beard.png
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>>13949829
Too bad you're immoral
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i wonder if ____ works now without space
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5 minutes to beb
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I wish I wasn't a prude.
I'd probably get a lot more done.
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>>13949870
You just need someone lewd to cure your prude
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Your waifu will date you only if she gets to watch you get railed by a stallion that's entirely too big every month
She especially wants to catch your cum in her mouth
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>>13949883
Okay, so wheres the downside?
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>>13949876
It's probably best if it's a dude cause when your gender role gets askewed you tend to become...really slutty...damn it
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>>13949883
Can the stallion be Fluttershy who whispers to me encouragingly while I'm getting railed?
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>>13949887
I'm a lewd dude, seriously, all you need is some ERP sessions where you really cut loose and talk about all the sexual stuff you always wanted to experience with someone.
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>>13949876
Yeah but I could never get anyone lewd to cure my prude.
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>>13949893
No
Fluttershy is for after you're married
She wants someone dependable when you get hitched
And you should be ready to take him by then
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>>13949887
Oh, wait, you were trying to rhyme, I thought you wanted to give it a shot

>>13949904
I can be lewd with you, anon.
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>>13949915
Straightedge I can understand, but "prude" is just another word for "repressed" to me. I WAS repressed for a long time, I don't understand why anyone would want to stay that way.
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>>13949919
gross looking, so I just tune out any ideas of sex and focus on another things.
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>>13949893
"Oooh, there we go. Look at you! You're such a big guy! I don't want to alarm you, but I'm gonna take it to the hilt now, so just hold on...this is probably going to hurt just a teeeensy bit...Yeah! There we go...shush shush shush shush, it's okay. The worst of it's over now...ooh, I'm so proud of you!"
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GoWGnFzGA&list=PL9B4E0D8B08E09A20

complimentary dose
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>>13949915
There used to be an anon that called me a prude every single day during S1.
I liked porn and shit, I just didn't want it in the threads when I was trying to talk about my horse cartoons.
It hurt my feelings. He/she was so fucking hurtful.
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>>13949947
My pants are tightening
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>>13949954
If he called you a prude every single day then it means you told pornfags to fuck off every single day
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>>13949932
there are some people that go for that, me included

I like guys like you most, anon, all you need is a little love to come out of your shell
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>>13949947
Yeah ok

I'm gonna need this drawn
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>>13949954
You knew what you were getting into...
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>>13949969
WHAT DO YOU NEED NOW, PANKO?
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>>13949948
god damn all this beautiful poetry mixed in with Baby Cakes
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>>13949959
I didn't. I just said something like "I don't mind the porn, but if I wanted to see I'd just go to one of the many porn sites to see it" or "could you guys do this somewhere else so mods or janitors don't try to fuck with us?".
I just wanted to talk about cartoons. I never asked for my feelings to be hurt in such mean ways.
Every time I ask nicely people just call me bad things and I think it's finally taking a toll on my little heart.
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>>13949352
/poeg/ pls go
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>>13949948
>>13949972
Queeblo > BC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4
Do you even feel fucking feel him?
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>>13949948
That made me feel really good anon, thanks
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>>13949969
PANKA POE
PENKA PEA
PIECE A PIE
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>>13949996
how am I enjoying this so much
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>>13949982
The problem is that Broke is shitposter from Steam that hate the MLPG for no apparent reason other then to shit post here. You cannot reason with him because he can get away with crap like this.
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>>13949932
And taking that first step is always a challenge, but you've got nothing to lose.
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>>13950006
wasn't there a list with all the permutations of ponka
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Just got back from my LCS, nice to see /mlp/ hasnt changed
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>>13950025
It was in pastebin. I forgot to save the link.

Have a cute Panka.
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>>13950033
LCS?
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>>13950033
4AManon killed himself
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>>13949948
Best Baby Cakes diary
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>>13950037
Liquid Crystal diSplay
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>>13950035
>honka poe
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>>13950012
Was he here during S1? I gotta be honest, outside of that one steam video where he's being drunk and unfunny I have no idea who he is. But if it was him calling me a prude, I want him to know he really hurt my feelings. Multiple times.

>>13950033
Mine isn't open yet, so I haven't gotten my comics yet
What did you get today?
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>>13950035
PINKA PA
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>>13950037
Local Comicbook Store
>>13950038
Really? Damn
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>>13950049
Broke is one of the 2-3 fulltime shitposters in MLPG. He really hates us for whatever reason.
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Guy, let's pretend we just seen first episode of season four.
What's your opinions and reactions? Wat you liked most of this pony extravaganza?
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>>13950061
I liked when Marker was in the background
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>tfw Zecora will never have her own song
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>>13950049
The fuck would I know. All I know is that he started being more of a faggot during the Luna quest and started shit posting here more often during hitaus 2012 and above like that sa.jpg every day or forcing porn on everything when there is a cute or show discussion.
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>>13950025
>>13950035
http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
bookmark that shit
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>>13950069
to be fair marker pony would probably stick out like a sore thumb. she's pretty unique, cloak or not.
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>>13950033
Speaking of Brad Neely
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>>13949996
Brad Neely, why must everything you touch be made of gold?
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>>13950049
Infinity, Batman, Hinterland, Green Lantern Corps.
I need to get back into morning glories though
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>>13950077
>read the list
>imagine a variation of squeaky noises in head
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>>13950077
I thank you. Have another Pinky.

>>13950087
I will unbind her and if she wants, personally bring her back to her home.
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>>13950087
the best present of all
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>>13950087
>a spring loaded pank will never explode out of a mysteriously bright looking box startling the living daylight out of you
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Guess that pony
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>>13950087
Inspector: And what is this one: Pinkie Surprise?

Mr. Hilton: Ah, that's one of our specialities. Covered in cuddly, pink pony, when you go to hug it with your arms, stainless steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through your chest.
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>>13950127
RARity
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>>13950127
Rarara
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celestiboop
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>>13950134
Correct You win your very own tiny Rarity
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>>13950145
A tiny Rarity? How'd you get your hand one one of those, I heard they're hard to find. They're a real rarity
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>>13950144
c-can you do that?
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have you ever heard that freud was a motherfucker? like, a real one?
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>>13950186
Of course
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>tfw Baby Cakes anon is ded
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>>13950145
What if she wants to go back home? How would I do that?
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>>13950202
2/10 Spike is voiced by a girl.
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Well?
You can't continue to post ponies until i've seen your papers.
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>>13950203
She can't.
You nor her possess magic strong enough to tear through the fabric of reality like that.
You guys are stuck with each other and now you have to make the best of this situation.
Everyday you will find her trying to tidy up your desk. Doing the best she can with her tiny new body. She'll critisize your taste in fashion too "Are you really going out like that, darling?" Puhleese, what in the world gave you the idea that that shirt goes with those slacks?" "Don't you have anything at little less...urban?"
She'll even make little outfits out of tissues, paper, and tiny bits of fabric that she can wearShe wears them during the tea parties you have with her. She just gabs on about nothing while she sips from her comically tiny cup
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When I was a kid I used to think that shrubs were like baby trees, or they were like trees that couldn't quite make it. And I was kind of sad when I looked at one, like, "at least you tried."

Are shrubs baby-trees? Are they midget-trees? Are they aborted fetus trees?

And most importantly, did Fluttershy grow up as a hobo or did she go back to her parents' place and declare that she gave up on flight school? Did her parents live in Cloudsdale or Ponyville?

Cause she's afraid of heights, and she doesn't fly very well.
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Is "Fuck your Marker" removed from the /mlp/ team yet?
I say it should be.
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>>13950231
What happened to those glory to weekly arztotzka threads every sunday? Did they finish or did he stop doing them?
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>>13950231

[passport]

Finally I can post pone
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>>13950240

Maybe we can't, but I am sure the sender can.

But if we are in the subject of Mini Rarity living with me, I would get her some cloths/fabrics and a proper sewing kit. I would take her to places that is fashion oriented or even the mall.
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>>13950231
GLORY TO PONESTOTZKA
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>>13950272
>Taking tiny Rarity to various clothing stores in the mall
>Each time she pokes her head out of your jacket pocket she makes various "oohs" and "ahhs" of amazement
>Occasionally you can hear her munching on a tiny piece of hard candy in your pocket
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>>13950231
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I want to be the slutty dog.
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>>13950292
that's knot pony
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>>13950292
>>13950295
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>>13950262
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>>13950292
oh sorry MLSDG, I was looking for MLPG
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>>13950306
There was not supposed to be a link in this post
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>>13950317
are you posting pony illegally?
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>>13950319
SO WHAT IF I AM?
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>>13949996
I kind of wish it was animated in that style... I can see it being smooth and hand drawn awesome shit.
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Reposting in hopes someone base a fic off of this.

>Get bitten by a diamond dog
>Slowly gain diamond dog traits
>You start barking and growling at ponies
>You find yourself surrounded by gems in the morning, usually stolen from Rarity
>Dog treats easily persuade you
>You start developing breasts and growing fur
>Rarity has to keep you down in the cellar during the transformation
She's the reason why you're turning into a diamond dog anyway
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>>13950339
I tried to greentext this yesterday but I lost interest when the result wasn't a female dog

go bitch or go home
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>>13950339
When does my belly get this big?
http://derpibooru.org/437036
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>>13950284
Thats cute, anon. I bet if a child saw Tiny Rarity while she was poke her head out, that child will think she is a mouse and ask if she could pet her.
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I like ponies
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>>13950353
me too!
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You have 10 minutes to post as much twist as you can
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>>13950357
Why does she have a Trixie cutie mark?
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This is a bad general.
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>>13950368
it's an archery mark
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>>13950368
Because her special talent is being completely fucking worthless
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>>13950366
I would, but I'm eating brunch.
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>>13950348
When rarity finds a suitor who likes fat diamond dogs.
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Let's be ponbuddies
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>>13950348
when LK feeds you to that size
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>>13950381
Aww man you can thtill potht twitht while you're eatn.
But fine, count 10 minutth after you're done eatn
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>>13950385
>>13950357
Why did 4chan drop my quote
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/mtdoodledump
Hey friends!
I'm streaming
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pony wants burrito
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>>13950393
I don't know, but I guess we can be ponbuddies if you want
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>>13950351
>The child's hand slowly approaches Rarity
>She looks on in fear and shivers
>"J-Just watch the mane, okay!?
>A few moments and VERY over-enthusiastic rubs later Rarity's mane and fur are a mess
>"I absolutely blame you for this, anon"
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rarity is a very ugly pony
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>>13950405
Sweet.
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>>13950425
woah woah woah
no one said anything about chaosdemons
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>>13950374
ur a bad general
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>see Rarity on some swings
>walk up to her
>she notices you and smiles
>don't say anything
>stick your finger
>she looks dumbfounded for a moment
>'wuh are you doingth?'

What would you reply with
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I love yellow pony so much
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Have you stocked up on gold, MLPG?
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>>13950429
No one said anything about bugs either
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>>13950245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01xHL3Xit10
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>>13950438
Are we going to keep this pony-only?
It's probably for the best if we do
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>>13950424
The ugliest
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>>13950451
I love ponies with arched backs.
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>>13950450
Fine.
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http://derpibooru.org/444315

Oh hey he's alive.
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>>13950413
Oh, I would commit that its the kids fault! That being said, I would get her a sheet of silk for her trouble.
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>>13950465
alright then

pony on, pony pal
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>>13950290
that doesn't even have stamps or barcodes or serial numbers or anything
looks fake as fuk
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>>13950445
masterful
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>>13950501
it's got Celestia's seal in the corner and TWO pony watermarks
it's totally legit
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>>13950471
What a nice picture
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>>13949162
>people who wished to be a pony are likely ignorant to this little detail
>tfw they find out and be incredibly disappointed

That's what they get for not thinking that we are master race and be a lowly pony
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>>13950312
there's no way she could even wear those jeans around her THICK HIPS
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pony is looking at you like a piece of meat
what are you going to do about it
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>>13950525
that's why I wish to be the little mare
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>>13950536
fuck off
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>>13950529
Offer my body to her
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>>13950536
Luna please put in a good word for me with your sister
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>>13950529
tell pony her face is on wrong
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>>13950536
>tfw all the anons from days of yore are gone
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>>13950536
FUCK ME ROOGNA
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>>13950536
All of the drawfags as well.

Except for Ross. We just can't get rid of him.
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>>13950531
>being a little mare even when the stallion only last for 10 second
>never be able to be satisfied by them

That's even worse, at least they will be able to get off in the end
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>>13950575
so I'd just fuck humans and snuggle stallions
problem solved
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>>13950553
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>>13950572
look at that
back when drawfags had fun
and anon wasn't always mad about drawfags interacting with each other
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>>13950466
I wish SB's stuff was more interesting because I love hyper.
Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of his stuff, but his pictures are just so boring sometimes.
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>>13950572
Technically I was from that era

I just didnt have an oc then
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>>13950575
What's with these stallion sex headcanons

Ponies are as far from horses as you can get while still looking like horses. It's like lyra posting about needle sized human dicks.
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guys I think she's ded
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>>13950593
but you have an OC now, right?
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>>13950059
>hates MLPG
>hangs out in the MLPG chat
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MLPG IS DYING
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>>13950607
It is since it was born.
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>>13950596
Good. All drawfags must die.
The age of text-based pony has come.
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>>13950607
It was never really alive
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>>13950607
THE TIME IS COMING
RISING LIKE THE DAWN OF A RED SON
IF YOU FEAR DYING
THEN YOU'RE ALREADY DED
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>>13950402
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>>13950554
>>13950572
>tfw still there
>tfw Anon still doesn't care
I-I'm sure that Anon will love me one day.. I just have to keep trying
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>>13950607
>>13950596
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>>13950471
>She won't poke her head out your pocket the entire walk home
>"I'm still mad at you"
>"But thank you" you hear her mumble
>Once you get home you give her a nice warm bath and brush and style her mane after
>She gives you step by step instructions so you know how to make it perfect
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>>13950626
That looks like a giant's toe.
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>>13950596
She wasn't even sassy.
She was the most unsassy girl I ever met.
I bet if she was black she'd be more sassy.
Just look at MT. Black and sassy go hand in hand
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>>13950635
it's what's inside that counts
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>>13950554
>tfw the Days of Old are gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PtAcuBS5B4
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>>13950638
which drawfags are sassiest?
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>>13950594
They are still more closer to the horse than we are to other apes
Unless you point out that they also act like cats at times, because cats have it even worse than the horses do
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>>13950611
anon pls
the drawfags don't have to die for the age of text-based pony
We've always had textpon, we've just had to keep it on the down-low because of the >fanfiction shitposter
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>>13950596
She's fine.
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>>13950640
A toe bone?
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>>13950603
Yes, but I barely draw her
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>>13950628
>I-I'm sure that Anon will love me one day.. I just have to keep trying
Don't bother. It's not worth it. I mean I love mlpg as a whole but you can't satisfy everyone at the same time and those who managed to do that... well they were special or got lucky I guess? I don't know.

It's just not worth to bleed yourself to death for mlpg. That's all.
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/mtdoodledump
Why aren't you in here?
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>>13948774
It was less lazy and more "I need to leave for work in 8 minutes", hence this late reply.
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>>13950645
MT.
You can't outsass a chubby black girl.
Believe me I've tried.
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>>13950641
It was such a shitty game, but god the music is amazing.

Look Pimpin' > Days of Old though
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>>13950651
Oh, and you would know how?
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>>13950661
because I'm masturbating and waiting for red to start streaming
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holy shit can you imagine a species in nature purposely undergoing sex changes because they want to
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>>13950668
I agree
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>>13950647
>Unless you point out their rounded heads, tennis ball sized eyes, magical wings, magical horns, marshmallow legs in place of hooves, purple/green/blue hair, language ability, gag reflex, and digestive tract that can handle things that would normally make horses sick

They look and act like horses in the same way we look and act like chimpanzees. There's nothing standing in the way between stallions and giant dicks with stellar endurance.
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>>13950672
there are several that do
they're mostly fish or amphibians

Didn't you ever watch Jurassic Park?
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>>13950672
Clown Fish, Frogs, and Slugs
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>>13950670
>not fapping to MT

pleb tastes
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>>13950591
More interesting how?
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>>13950672
There are some
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>You will never have lesbian diamond doge cuddling with Femrover
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