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>It has been suggested that bronies are a reaction to the fear instilled by 9/11

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>>13918888

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>>13918879

Cutest edition.

mlpg I've got a confession to make
I've been drawing homstucks

>>13918879
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Y

Why is this so cute?

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>Rumble General

>>13918888
I'd say they're more a reaction to white people having less and less they can do w/o offending someone

>>13918894
Commit Toshiba

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>>13918879
Aw yiss

Oh Rumble~~~

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>>13918894

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>>13918885

>>13918888
If you search long enough you will always find someone who honestly believes some bullshit you just made up.

>>13918879
Rumble is not for sexual.

>>13918894
What the fuck is homestuck?

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>>13918913
Wrong

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anyone know of a good rarity coffee/tea cup. i need one but only see shit in google.

>>13918922
>Ra ra tea
>Good

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>>13918913
Of course not. Prince Artemis is.

>>13918894
i know nothing about homestuck but in the early days it seemed like the homestuck fandom and the pony fandom were against each other for some reason.

i havnt seen any hate for homestuck in so long i wonder why it stopped.

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>>13918888
>Show was made in Canada.
>People took to the show as a means to cope with life.
>It's all classic Stockholm syndrome.
>What isn't known to the public is Canada brought down the towers.
>And now they have the future of the military enthralled.

>>13918922
Start here
http://www.etsy.com/search?q=Rarity%20glass&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US

>>13918931
what about prince luna

>>13918918
How can you for sexual such an incredibly annoying voice? He's almost as bad as Flitter and Cloudchaser.

>>13918893
>tfw no loving girlfriend with strong maternal instincts to kiss, cuddle, hold hands with, and fill to the brim with cum

>>13918940
They were both just obnoxious. I mean they still are definitely, but the initial boom has settled.

>>13918903
>"Ya know, I usually charge for photo ops like this. You're one lucky colt, getting a freebie."
>"Please let me go."

>>13918944
I'd post a bait picture but, it isn't, you just have incredibly bad opinions.

>>13918931
I just realized I would a male Luna
I'm not gay though

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>>13918952

hes just one in a long line of innocent victims from Dashs grabbing hooves

>>13918931
>Things get serious.
>"Prince" Luna starts going full spaghetti.
>In your dream.

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>>13918942
there is a bunch of cool stuff here thanks. there is no good rarity but now i am thinking of getting a skeleton mug.

>>13918961

of course not.

no one's ever gay.

ever

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>>13918931
>changing names for 63

>>13918970
Try a different search. My friend found a Shining Armor coffee mug

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>>13918968
that pony's a menace to little fillies everywhere, I tell ya.
a menace.

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>>13918944
what >>13918958 said

>>13918975
Even if it isn't GG, I somehow blame him for this autism.

>>13918893

>"Can I get up now?"
>"Y'know you used to like getting hugs. Seems like just yesterday, you took a tumble or skinned your knee, and you'd come find me... you'd say they always made it better..."
>"Ah, quit bein' so sentimental, Flit. Rumble's probably got stuff to do."
>"What's sent-him-mental mean?"
>"Y'know that whole thing Flitter's doin' right now where she gets that far-off look in her eyes and starts talking about when you were a toddler?"
>"...uh-huh."
>"That."

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>>13918970
do you think i can use this without people suspecting i am a brony

>>13918977
These gifs are terrible

>>13918989
The best kind of subtlety is no hints at all.
Nobody will find your merchandise in a positive light. Nothing is to be gained by owning anything like this. I have learned this the hard way.

>>13918989
probably
just say you got it for free for renewing your Horsefucking Monthly subscription

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>>13918968
>>13918979

>>13918988
it makes me sad
knowing that neither Flitter or Cloudchaser will ever be real

>>13918968
Isn't that a colt.

>>13919001
Elaborate pls.
Also it's fun to be sort of subversive sometimes and pretend you're a normal, functional adult while engaging in your weird horsefuckery.

>>13918982
GG never changes names though

>>13919013
eyelashes.

>>13919013
Wait, no.

Fucking eyelashes.

>>13919014
It's all fun and games until you get fired from your job for "being a pedo"

>>13919014
What, precisely, is preventing you from being a normal, functional adult while being a horsefucker?

>>13919013
Nope, Chuck Tesha.

>>13918975
well what the hell are you supposed to do?
keep using their incredibly effeminate names?

>>13919025
I'll fucking cut you

>>13918988
>>13919010

>Rumble's about to leave for college
>Flitter gets weepy and keeps hugging him, saying how much she's going to miss him and he should come see them as often as he can and if he ever needs to he can come home again and AH it's just so WEIRD seeing him grown up and leaving home because it feels like just yesterday she was making pillow-forts in the living room with him and dropping him off at school--
>"Flit, he's gonna be like a half-hour away. Calm down."

>>13919023
The part where you fuck horses.
It's like Clark Kent and Superman. The persona that is going to work and socializing and pretending football is relevant is not me. I'm only being true to myself when I'm allowed to watch this dumb kid's show and talk about big floppy horsedongs on the Internet.

So, like Superman except with no superpowers and a porn addiction.

>>13919047
nothing wrong with liking horses
I don't think people make the connection to the pony show

>>13919047
What's abnormal about fucking horses?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO7sKVKMO2s

>>13919045
>it feels like just yesterday she was making pillow-forts in the living room with him
shit, it really DOES feel like yesterday...

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>>13919041

wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck with

>>13919041
YOU FUCK WITH A JUGGABRONY, YOU FUCK WITH THE FAMILY!

>>13919049
The horsefucking part.

>>13919059
I don't follow.

>>13919059
What's abnormal about that?

>>13919059
Huh?

>>13919045
how old would those two be by that point?

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>>13919057
are you read for tomorrow?

>>13919047
>The persona that is going to work and socializing and pretending football is relevant is not me
>that feeling

>>13919059
I ain't never fucked a horse that didn't deserve it

>>13919071
WAHT

>>13919071

Someone better get that shit on tape

>>13919061
>>13919063
>>13919067
The exact moment where you begin having feelings leading to, and eventually culminating in have sexual relations with a horse.

>>13919077
What's abnormal about that?

>>13919077

>if you have affection for your horse then I guess you could marry your horse

>>13919052
>Fluttershy goes mad with booping power
>Dash is powerless to stop her

>>13919077
Wait, like you weren't married first?
Yeah I guess that's kinda fucked up.

>>13919079
>>13919083
The horse is much larger than you, it should by definition be fucking you. Use proper possessive nouns.

>>13919089
only if you're being mounted by a stallion
if you fuck a mare you're still the top in the scenario

>>13919068

I'd want to say early to mid 20s, assuming he's 18...

although late 20s would probably be more accurate.

>>13919089
But wouldn't that imply the horse would be penetrating him? And if Anon is a male, then that's clearly a homosexual relationship, and he'll go to hell!

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>>13919071
This cannot be serious.

>>13918940
I always figured it was just a bit of (questionably friendly) rivalry; we were both general threads on /co/ dedicated to stuff that was hated by a bunch of people.

>>13919099
Keep in mind they were already late teens to early 20s when he was around 8-ish.
They could be as high as their early 30s now.

>>13919109

Probably.

ya es hora!

>>13919047
>>13919072
>Implying society gives a rat's ass if you like football

>>13919113
cougar Flitter/CC?

Google ρ, and see the first video result

(In case 4chan doesn't display the character above - it's greek letter rho)

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>>13919102
at least marshmallow horses have the cuteness exception

>>13919119
Football, UFC, Call of Duty, MOBAs.
Choose one or more if you want to have anything in common with the average American male.

>>13919071
Anon what country am I buying a plane ticket to tonight?

>>13919109
Does that matter as much for ponies? They seem to live several hundred years even when they're not alicorns.

>>13918998
> "Don't hit on me, silly boys"
That just won't happen, Babs.

nightmare milkpon

statutory rape with cloudchaser and flitter on rumble

>>13919142
statutory rape with grown up rumble on pip

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>>13919142
>Tfw it will never include me

>>13919119
I meant soccer and not liking it is equivalent to burning someones mom over here.

>>13919145
>they only have sex with you when Rumble isn't around

>>13919150
>Rumble only lets you jerk him off when the twins are away

>>13919129
Not even, really
You just need to have at least one publicly acceptable interest.
Breaking bad, pokemon, any of the things you listed, pretty much any slightly well known video game, music, almost any sport, current events

You just have to be able to hold a conversation
If you can't do that even having shared interests won't help you
But if you can, you can find something to talk about almost no matter who it is

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>>13919150
Likely story

>>13919129
>Implying UFC is popular
Why do you need to have hobbies in common with people to be their friend? You don't.
None of that is true at all. You just have to like at least one live action show or play videogames or watch a sport of any kind or drink beer. Hell, you could even just talk about sexy videos if it's not at work. That is, assuming you fap to anything that isn't equine.

>>13919148
Oooh. You're a eurofag. Now it all makes sense.

>>13919155
This anon gets what I'm saying. Maybe he's an Murciafag like me though. Man do I love fat girls.

>>13919142
sex with drunken Cloudchaser

>>13919150
>They only have sex with rumble when you're not around

>>13919122
You have my dick's attention

>>13919155
Oh, I can hold a conversation just fine, and I have plenty of normalfag friends. I just feel sometimes that all the shit I get up to on 4chan that's off-limits in most conversations becomes a sort of conversational black hole that makes me less interesting.

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> breeders
> anti-breeders
I don't know which is worse

>>13919171
I personally don't like the "bull" types she mentions in there. Call me a beta breeder.

>>13919169
Well, yeah, of course it does.
While they spent their afternoon at the lake and can now tell the story of how Jimmy almost got eaten by a shark you can't tell them about your newest Pokemon x Pony crossover fanfic.

>All of this shit.
Can't wait for this to be a podcast!

>>13919182
> if you aren't a turbo douche you're beta
What the fuck is this world coming to

>>13919169
Oh
Yeah, that can be annoying
The worst thing is when something comes up that you /shouldn't/ have knowledge about, but have no way of explaining how you know it

>with work friends
>they start talking about porn
>one of them brings up "that weird jap cartoon porn"

>>13919171
... is this the new flavor of the month drama thing or something like that?

I don't even see the problem here, who's stupid enough to not use a condom apart from africa?

>>13919188
Oh don't start this shit

>>13919193
>is this the new flavor of the month drama thing or something like that?
no, you're thinking of >>13919188

>>13919171
>and IF I DECIDE to it it'd be far far far away. maybe a few decades
Yeah, sure, try squeezing out a child when you are 50.
Shit doesn't work that way.

>>13919188
>MLPG podcast educates on the use of condoms

>>13919193
It sounds like she's getting upset about guys having fantasies of knocking up women, consentually or nonconsentually.

It's the fetish police. Tumblr's great at coming up with fine officers of the Line in this area of Internet crime.

>>13919198
Oh don't even attempt to claim the podcast is a scapegoat for your own bullshit, faggot.

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>>13919181
Please don't do that Anon.
Pony should be happy, not sad. Especially not because of me.

>>13919201
>"It's not rape if you used a condom."
>"She won't even have to worry about abortion."
>Really, she should be thankful that we are sparing her the pain of abortion!"
>"You're welcome, women."

>>13919192
Man, the Navy was great for that reason.
>on midwatch for six hours alone with one other dude you barely know
>talking about anything at all to try not to fall asleep
>find out your watchmate's into futanari
>he's amazed when you mention you've been to PAX and met MC Frontalot

Too bad that guy got kicked off the boat for psych issues shortly thereafter.

>>13919181
I'm pretty sure Celestia can get over loss quickly seeing how she's 1,000+ years old.

>>13919208
You were gone for weeks, Anon.
The last thing she saw was your face, as you betrayed her and vanished from her life.
She forgave you tho, when she heard you call her name through the halls.
>"Snow White"

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>>13919215

>>13919218
>The last thing she saw was your face, as you betrayed her and vanished from her life.
That scene was awful... I knew we were doing the right thing but it still felt horrible.

>>13919216
No she can't, that's what makes her so benevolent

>>13919181

>Celestia was consumed with guilt and grief after she was forced to seal Luna away
>For nearly a century and a half, she shut herself away in her castle, only appearing to the populace when i was absolutely necessary for her to be present.
>Accounts from some of the guards around that time speak of catching the occasional glimpse of her looking up at the moon at night, and quietly weeping.

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>>13919089
>mfw anon doesn't know what fuck means

>>13919169
Maybe you should spend less time on 4chan. Seriously, if it's enough to make you a conversational black hole, that's a fucking lot of your time devoted to taboo shit. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a horsefucker, but it just sounds unhealthy to spend that much time on sexual things (and my little pony).

>>13919166
well think about it.
they're already plenty hot, but once they've matured a bit, and their bodies have finished growing and their figures filled out...
not to mention Flitter's maternal and breeding instincts will probably be even stronger than before, since she's reaching that ideal age for having kids.
and Cloudchaser will have settled down a bit and maybe started to look for a special someone of her own. but don't let that fool you into thinking she's any less wild than she was before. not only can she still fuck like a tiger, now she's got a few tricks up her sleeve from her years of experience.

>>13919211
>>>/b/

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>>13919229
That's the story Celestia tells...the truth is a lot funnier

>>13919231
>spend less time on 4chan

I will when I have the money to go out and do things. So far I have two months of work I haven't been paid for. Shit is ridiculous. I've been trying to work out the budget for a gym membership for six months.

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>>13919216
Anon, every loss is a great tragedy.

>>13919235
> mfw actually looking for a job to afford an apartment and a ring
> and girlfriend is angling toward impregnation fantasies
My life went from shit grad school to based pretty fucking quickly
It'd be better if she were a bit spunkier like Flitter but I picked a great lady.

>>13919224
It was the logical choice. The ponies didn't need you, but they needed her.

>>13919218
please don't do this to me

>>13919249
THAT FUCKING LOOK
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT PINKHORSE

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>>13919250
That's why I said it was the right choice.
It still felt horrible to leave her despite her begging for us to not do it.

>>13919248
Cloudchaser is the spunkier one.
Flitter is more doting and lovey-dovey.
not that CC doesn't like feeling loved too, she's just not quite as good at the whole warm-and-fuzzy stuff as her sister is.

>>13919249
Excellent, this pleases me

>>13919250
It hurt like hell to do it, but yeah.
Besides, we only nearly got killed when we came back because we pissed off our only friend for poofing out of existence.
>>13919251
I only hurt because it's my job.

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>>13919249
noh

>>13919256
>mfw I am dating Flitter
>mfw I want to marry Flitter
>mfw I spent all weekend balls-deep in a human Flitter
... This made my whole fucking day

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>>13919254
I know, anon. I was just confirming it is all. In time she would have understood why we did it and why we're gone.

Luckily she didn't have to in the end.

>>13919267
That first night back must've been amazing.

>>13919267
I'm so glad we didn't get one of the bad endings. I don't think I could have taken any other than the happy ending, that one was already heart breaking enough.

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>>13919266
give her what she craves, anon.
put a bun in her oven.

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>>13919254
She didn't want to see you leave.
That would have meant she would lose you.
Even if she died, the last thing she would want to see is you.
Something about a rock.

>>13919273
I might have, actually. It should scare me like it did six years ago with my first girlfriend but instead it's just turning me on.

>>13919245
Why haven't you been paid yet? That sucks.

>all this CQ talk
>struck by the double-whammy of simultaneously knowing I'll never have Celestia's love and I'll never make a quest that elicits such a strong emotional reaction from its players
I think I'll just lay down and stare at the ceiling for awhile

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>>13919245
>gym
just find some pones to lift

I'd have sex with you.

I'd have sex with you too.

>>13919278
you'd better make an honest woman of her.
and steel yourself for all the hormone-fueled pregnant sex.

>>13919284
My waifu wouldn't like that.

>>13919275
That feeling was kinda mutual because I expected us to die the second we step on the scale.

>>13919279
1. Contract work needs adequate documentation, regardless of what your supervisor says
2. My new job has a one-month probationary period where I don't get paid (which is still compensated, but only when I quit)
3. I actually do have a paycheck coming up. Well, I would, but I work for the government.

Do you think Celestia and Luna ever get into budget disagreements that shut down Canterlot for weeks?

>>13919281
Lets stare at the ceiling together, Anon.

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>>13919284
>>13919286
are you these two ponies

>>13919290
>The scale is a massive 'Nope' bug zapper.
Given who we were butting heads with , I could see it too.
I was just kinda annoyed that the guardian was kinda targeting us, and not captain McFucktheworld.
Unless she was the reason we got in so easily.

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>>13919297
Thank heavens no

>>13919297
No, I'm a guy who wants to have some casual sex with no strings attached.

>>13919256

CC loves Rumble just as much as Flitter does - she just shows it a little differently, is all.

When he got bullied at school, Flitter was the one who'd hug him and tell him everything they said about him was wrong and they only said those things because they were jealous of him.

CC was the one who told him that some kids are just dicks, and there's no rhyme or reason to it - but they tend to STOP being dicks when you knock them on their ass a couple times.

>>13919171
>breeding

ha, i just finished a nostalgia fap to the russian forced breeding fic where twily gives herself a cock.

i cant believe it was written in 2010. i wish i could find more like it but still nothing fits the spot.

i also wish i knew who the author is. he was so good i bet he is some kind of professional writer.

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>>13919305
Where you at?

>>13919302
she was targeting us because she needed us to go back and retrieve the unicorn shard.

>>13919307
>Twily self-breeding
That's pretty unf.

>>13919308
ny

>>13919302
I actually thought the Guardian was a trap, lying to us or whatever till the moment we found the unicorn shard.

>>13919314
Go to bed
America go to bed

>>13919317
But I just woke up mang
Morning wood a bitch

>>13919307
Russian language?
Because damn, I'd be interested in that if I could read it

Rainbow Dash is a pokephile.

>>13919308
Earth. Sorry Twilight you can't be here.

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>>13919249
pony should pony horn

>>13919294
I thought you said you were a Eurofag in >>13919148?
Are you >>13919047 but not the Eurofag?

Assuming you're talking about how the US government is shut down.

>>13919275
That horn is as long as her head and neck combined

>>13919309
Still...
She could have fucked with him a little...
I think she liked us.

>>13919332
No, I'm the Eurofag and I stopped participating in that conversation chain after the post you linked.

>>13919332
Yeah, when I said football I meant handegg.
Eurobro forked the conversation.

>>13919308
I love it so much when ponies do that with their tail

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>>13919331
agreed

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>you will never hold on to the night

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>>13919343
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

>>13919343
I can't get over how natural that pose looks

It's like someone's actually holding a small Luna and it's fucking adorable

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Worth $65?

>>13919350
Looks tearable.

>>13919288
Well I say "might have"
I don't want this to go all /soc/ but she was menstruating, there's no assurance she got knocked up. In fact that doesn't seem likely as it was basically bird-dogging for 20 minutes all "I FUCKING NEED THIS RIGHT NOW" with no payoff
Other than fucking an amazing woman absolutely salty-slick when she wants it despite how gross she 'should' feel about it
Saving up for a ring, which isn't easy. She has some standards.
... I really look forward to the pregnant sex, you really have like no idea

>>13919323
http://pastebin.com/xqA7uBgr

>>13919350
>that face

>>13919273
> Flitter aheago
You know, at what point did we all decide she was into creampies and impregnation risk?

>>13919350
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN

>>13919350
Face looks kinda goofy. Hair on top seems a little flat. Chest sticks out funny (but that may just be the angle the photo was taken at). Bow looks real nice though.

>>13919355
Sweet
No silly backwards letters in sight
Thanks

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>>13919350

http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-CCG-Demo-Decks-/281182938561?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item4177cf25c1

>$300

FUCK
WHY AM I SUCH A SUCKER FOR UNRELEASED STUFF?

>>13919353
Godspeed, flitteranon.
I truly envy you.

>>13919349
Kinda looks like my cats when I'm holding them like that

>>13919360

It just sort of... happened.

You're free to write about her liking other things, though.

>>13919350
Not really
Maybe 20-30 or so, but I feel like you could do better for your money

I don't really know anything about the plushy market though

>>13919368
> implying that isn't my thing
> implying I know any other way to do the Flitters

>>13919353
>tfw you'll never know that feel because 5" cocks aren't enough for a woman that NEEDS it

>>13919365
That thing still isn't out yet?

>>13919365
why does the twilight card say 20% cooler?

>some cry

>>13919379
It's a mechanic, kind of like evolution in pokemon.

>>13919384
that sounds incredibly stupid

>>13919331
>>13919341
I've always liked this concept but in practice it doesn't actually really turn me on.

>>13919350
That thing's got more chin then egoraptor!

>>13919303
Are you that purple pony?

>>13919388
What if Scootaloo preen teasing?

>>13919380

What happened to Appleblewm?

>>13919349
>He probably cums on it all the time.

>>13919368
Personally that idea of her being really into assplay strikes my fancy.
Not that that necessarily precludes her having a creampie/impregnation fetish. Which also strikes my fancy.

>>13919399
V&

>>13919364
>24.95 plust 5 months of your life without the plushie you paid for

>>13919401
pls anon
I'm not in the mood for unfs

>>13919377
It can be. It was just that both of us craved it and we got to fucking in the dark of her bedroom. First she said "j-just a few thrusts" meaning without the condom, but she absolutely gasped after the first few strokes. Like sudden hand-grasping-your-shoulders gasping.

"You'd better stop" seemed awfully meek, especially the way the world melted below the waist. I like being responsible, but it was undeniable. Everything just clicked without the condom and every flick of my glans across her contours was amazing.

Mid-stroke she said, "Fuck it, I'm going back on the pill, this feels too good."

> mfw my life became a Penthouse letter.

>>13919388
I find the more like a dick the horn acts the more arousing it is
I feel like two years ago I would have at least felt weird typing that

>>13919399
i saw him in /co/ a few months later then he made a FA account for a bit. eventually he closed it and i lost track again.

>>13919394
Eh, I think it's cute but not exactly attractive.

You know, plus she's a filly.

>>13919413
i can accept magic horngasms but sucking on the horn which is bone is too stupid for me

>>13919415
Of course, I know she's a filly

That doesn't mean she couldn't get tingles from it.

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>>13919413
How does this make you feel?

>>13919422
Fillies are not for sexual

>>13919415
>>13919422
Kicky Little Legs

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I don't see ponies about
Maybe we should increase the pony thread's pony weave count with ponies

>>13919426
Do you consider ASMRs sexual?

>>13919412
>all that
>with human Flitter
Jesus Christ my dick.

>>13919418
Horns are usually a layer of skin or something over keratin over a core of bone

They're probably about as sensitive as your teeth

>>13919428
what's with the black guy

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>>13919428
Why is she so cute.

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>>13919388
I think it's a non-genital orgasm thing, at least for me

Especially loud horngasms with magical discharge spurting and dripping everywhere

>>13919414

Every time you see him post
>some cry

>>13919436
>as sensitive as your teeth

There was a story about a woman who could orgasm from brushing her teeth.

>>13919436
>you will never get a toothjob

>>13919434
Uh, if you mean orgasms then yes?

I'm not exactly sure what you mean and Wikipedia didn't help much.

>>13919443
oh god my dick

>>13919455
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

It's not an orgasm, no, but it's a great feeling and it's completely nonsexual.

>>13919404
>5 months.
Don't remind me...

>>13919461
Sounds like tulpas

>>13919402
>>13919368

Does anyone remember when Flitter liked giving blowjobs? Even though she wasn't as good at it as Cloudchaser? Those days seem so far-off now.

>>13919469
It's not

Here's a good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Q8UyrdwPM

Completely nonsexual.

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>>13919461
so that's what these cause

it might look like a torture device but it feels so damn good when someone else uses one on me

>>13919443
I really like the lighting on this one.

>>13919461
I don't know, it just seemed like you were asking if I found it attractive since I was talking about horngasms immediately before.

>>13919402
Flitter loves creampies of all types.
Taking a nice creamy load in her pussy is divine, but she can't deny that she also loves the squishy, sated feeling in her rump after a thick, balls-deep orgasm fills her ass.

>>13919476

Essentially, yes.

ASMR, and the triggers used to cause it, are very easily compared to sex and fetishes. They give a pleasurable feeling, sometimes different things cause a more powerful reaction than others, and someones when you're overexposed to that one trigger you get used to it and crave something new.

>>13919471
Who said she doesn't still like giving blowjobs?

>>13919461
That's what that's called?
neat.

>>13919473
Yeah, nah. I find it super creepy. It's like someone breaking my personal space at home.

>>13919435
It was just about the hottest sex I've ever had, which is weird - it sounds like "fumbling in a truck bed" high school stuff, but with the lights off totally and just keening on the need it was 0 apprehension, 0 doubt, just rutting for it. It was even in a missionary / modified missionary position and just grooved on it, sort of rocking hip against hip, grabbing hair and everything.

I can say there's no comparison with my ex now. Jesus.

How do you think a relationship and sex would be like with Cloudhcaser? Fulfilling? Daring? Kind of boring but reassuring and constructive for learning how to get each other off?

I bet Flitter and Cloudchaser like reading to Rumble at bedtime.

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>>13919500

You'd be shocked at how many videos for this there are on youtube. Entire communities. It's mostly just people whispering to you, but I like the ones with like, crinkeling objects and delicate tapping and stuff like that. I also love the binaural ones; where the sounds move around your head in a 3D space

I highly HIGHLY recommend Soundscultptures. It's like the non creepy-whisper side of ASMR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSnwlm6nN0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdliz7tdpTI

>>13919438
Maybe it's Goat?

>>13919473
>tfw no Celestia ASMR

>>13919502
These are less handsy.

http://youtu.be/xh6tr5uZodY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHiKxytbCWk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyoclgCRsbk

>>13919539

There's ones without people talking at all, too. I like those best

>>13919518

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>>13919460
The payoff is my favorite part

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I drew a Dark Souls teen spike; how does it look?

>>13919508
>How do you think a relationship and sex would be like with Cloudchaser? Fulfilling? Daring? Kind of boring but reassuring and constructive for learning how to get each other off?

I think it'd be more conventional, getting-to-know you over and over again sort of sex. Not really boring but the familiar curves against yours. Sort of the reassuring sex you get in married couples totally at peace with the bodies each other have.

>>13919508
You don't have sex with Cloudchaser.

Cloudchaser has sex with you.

>>13919545
I only get significant pips from whispers, or that's to say most of them don't upset me as much as I get the funny feelings.

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

>>13919556
I love the one of him at the bonfire
Saved

>>13919556
Neat. I like the tail.

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>>13919556
He looks so sad.

>>13919508
I'd say wild, fast, a bit kinky at times, especially when she's got a few drinks in her, but not quite as intimate as Flitter.

Not at first, at least. I can see Cloudchaser being hesitant to open herself up emotionally, trying to keep her sex as a purely physical pleasure so as to not get too attached in case things don't work out between you. But when that magic night comes when she actually wants to go slow, holding you and kissing you while you take her in the missionary position, actually making love rather than fucking...that's when you know that she truly loves you and wants you to be hers, and her yours.

>>13919518
I don't know, stuff doesn't really do anything for me. I've tried autohypnosis a bunch of times too, it was relaxing but it didn't do much for me.

>>13919568

>you will never me a warm supportive older male figure in spike's life

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>>13919556
Poor crestfallen dragon


Now I want to see Spike chilling with the Everlasting Dragon

>>13919557

>"Hey."
>"..."
>"CC? Honey?"
>"Mnh?"
>"You sleep all right?"
>"Mm-hm..."
>"I'm gonna get up and make us some breakfast--"
>"Mm-mm. Stay..."
>"You sure?"
>"Breakfast later. Warm now."

>>13919573
As the wikipedia page says it,
>There is a lack of scientific evidence that ASMR is a real physiological phenomenon. Any claimed benefits come from personal accounts of individual perception.

>>13919572
Sounds good, just trying to switch tracks from Flitter
Mostly because now my girlfriend is giving me flitterboners

>>13919578
Fuck
I'm bi and I want to get to that point with a girl, but I feel like I can't get as intimate with them as with guys.

>>13919580
I wouldn't call it any sort of benefit but there's hard denying weird tingles and cross-effects people have from certain auditory or visual stimuli.

True it's hard to verify an individual's synesthesia but it's equally hard to dismiss it.

>>13919583

What I like about guys is you can get intimate when you need to be, but it's super easy to do things casually too.

>>13919583
It can be exactly the same with a guy. It depends more on the person than the gender really.

>>13919572
>>13919578
hnnngh

I get that ASMR thing, but I get it from something really strange

Being in places I shouldn't be, like someone else's house when nobody else is there, or in a store while it's closed.

No, I'm not a burgler.

>>13919600
Maybe it's just an adrenaline surge.

>>13919591
I know that, but I think I'm just more comfortable with guys and the girls I've been with haven't been very intimate