Rumble editionOutdated edition: >>13915282
>It has been suggested that bronies are a reaction to the fear instilled by 9/11
mlpg I've got a confession to makeI've been drawing homstucks
>>13918879http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5YWhy is this so cute?
>>13918888I'd say they're more a reaction to white people having less and less they can do w/o offending someone
>>13918888If you search long enough you will always find someone who honestly believes some bullshit you just made up.
>>13918879Rumble is not for sexual.
>>13918894What the fuck is homestuck?
anyone know of a good rarity coffee/tea cup. i need one but only see shit in google.
>>13918922>Ra ra tea>Good
>>13918913Of course not. Prince Artemis is.
>>13918894i know nothing about homestuck but in the early days it seemed like the homestuck fandom and the pony fandom were against each other for some reason.i havnt seen any hate for homestuck in so long i wonder why it stopped.
>>13918888>Show was made in Canada.>People took to the show as a means to cope with life.>It's all classic Stockholm syndrome.>What isn't known to the public is Canada brought down the towers.>And now they have the future of the military enthralled.
>>13918931what about prince luna
>>13918918How can you for sexual such an incredibly annoying voice? He's almost as bad as Flitter and Cloudchaser.
>>13918893>tfw no loving girlfriend with strong maternal instincts to kiss, cuddle, hold hands with, and fill to the brim with cum
>>13918940They were both just obnoxious. I mean they still are definitely, but the initial boom has settled.
>>13918903>"Ya know, I usually charge for photo ops like this. You're one lucky colt, getting a freebie.">"Please let me go."
>>13918944I'd post a bait picture but, it isn't, you just have incredibly bad opinions.
>>13918931I just realized I would a male LunaI'm not gay though
>>13918952hes just one in a long line of innocent victims from Dashs grabbing hooves
>>13918931>Things get serious.>"Prince" Luna starts going full spaghetti.>In your dream.
>>13918942there is a bunch of cool stuff here thanks. there is no good rarity but now i am thinking of getting a skeleton mug.
>>13918961of course not.no one's ever gay.ever
>>13918931>changing names for 63
>>13918970Try a different search. My friend found a Shining Armor coffee mug
>>13918968that pony's a menace to little fillies everywhere, I tell ya.a menace.
>>13918944what >>13918958 said
>>13918975Even if it isn't GG, I somehow blame him for this autism.
>>13918893>"Can I get up now?">"Y'know you used to like getting hugs. Seems like just yesterday, you took a tumble or skinned your knee, and you'd come find me... you'd say they always made it better...">"Ah, quit bein' so sentimental, Flit. Rumble's probably got stuff to do.">"What's sent-him-mental mean?">"Y'know that whole thing Flitter's doin' right now where she gets that far-off look in her eyes and starts talking about when you were a toddler?">"...uh-huh.">"That."
>>13918970do you think i can use this without people suspecting i am a brony
>>13918977These gifs are terrible
>>13918989The best kind of subtlety is no hints at all.Nobody will find your merchandise in a positive light. Nothing is to be gained by owning anything like this. I have learned this the hard way.
>>13918989probablyjust say you got it for free for renewing your Horsefucking Monthly subscription
>>13918988it makes me sadknowing that neither Flitter or Cloudchaser will ever be real
>>13918968Isn't that a colt.
>>13919001Elaborate pls.Also it's fun to be sort of subversive sometimes and pretend you're a normal, functional adult while engaging in your weird horsefuckery.
>>13918982GG never changes names though
>>13919013Wait, no.Fucking eyelashes.
>>13919014It's all fun and games until you get fired from your job for "being a pedo"
>>13919014What, precisely, is preventing you from being a normal, functional adult while being a horsefucker?
>>13919013Nope, Chuck Tesha.
>>13918975well what the hell are you supposed to do?keep using their incredibly effeminate names?
>>13919025I'll fucking cut you
>>13918988>>13919010>Rumble's about to leave for college>Flitter gets weepy and keeps hugging him, saying how much she's going to miss him and he should come see them as often as he can and if he ever needs to he can come home again and AH it's just so WEIRD seeing him grown up and leaving home because it feels like just yesterday she was making pillow-forts in the living room with him and dropping him off at school-->"Flit, he's gonna be like a half-hour away. Calm down."
>>13919023The part where you fuck horses.It's like Clark Kent and Superman. The persona that is going to work and socializing and pretending football is relevant is not me. I'm only being true to myself when I'm allowed to watch this dumb kid's show and talk about big floppy horsedongs on the Internet.So, like Superman except with no superpowers and a porn addiction.
>>13919047nothing wrong with liking horsesI don't think people make the connection to the pony show
>>13919047What's abnormal about fucking horses?
>>13919045>it feels like just yesterday she was making pillow-forts in the living room with himshit, it really DOES feel like yesterday...
>>13919041wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
>>13919041YOU FUCK WITH A JUGGABRONY, YOU FUCK WITH THE FAMILY!
>>13919049The horsefucking part.
>>13919059I don't follow.
>>13919059What's abnormal about that?
>>13919045how old would those two be by that point?
>>13919057are you read for tomorrow?
>>13919047>The persona that is going to work and socializing and pretending football is relevant is not me>that feeling
>>13919059I ain't never fucked a horse that didn't deserve it
>>13919071Someone better get that shit on tape
>>13919061>>13919063>>13919067The exact moment where you begin having feelings leading to, and eventually culminating in have sexual relations with a horse.
>>13919077What's abnormal about that?
>>13919077>if you have affection for your horse then I guess you could marry your horse
>>13919052>Fluttershy goes mad with booping power>Dash is powerless to stop her
>>13919077Wait, like you weren't married first?Yeah I guess that's kinda fucked up.
>>13919079>>13919083The horse is much larger than you, it should by definition be fucking you. Use proper possessive nouns.
>>13919089only if you're being mounted by a stallionif you fuck a mare you're still the top in the scenario
>>13919068I'd want to say early to mid 20s, assuming he's 18...although late 20s would probably be more accurate.
>>13919089But wouldn't that imply the horse would be penetrating him? And if Anon is a male, then that's clearly a homosexual relationship, and he'll go to hell!
>>13919071This cannot be serious.
>>13918940I always figured it was just a bit of (questionably friendly) rivalry; we were both general threads on /co/ dedicated to stuff that was hated by a bunch of people.
>>13919099Keep in mind they were already late teens to early 20s when he was around 8-ish.They could be as high as their early 30s now.
ya es hora!
>>13919047>>13919072>Implying society gives a rat's ass if you like football
Google ρ, and see the first video result(In case 4chan doesn't display the character above - it's greek letter rho)
>>13919102at least marshmallow horses have the cuteness exception
>>13919119Football, UFC, Call of Duty, MOBAs.Choose one or more if you want to have anything in common with the average American male.
>>13919071Anon what country am I buying a plane ticket to tonight?
>>13919109Does that matter as much for ponies? They seem to live several hundred years even when they're not alicorns.
>>13918998> "Don't hit on me, silly boys"That just won't happen, Babs.
statutory rape with cloudchaser and flitter on rumble
>>13919142statutory rape with grown up rumble on pip
>>13919142>Tfw it will never include me
>>13919119I meant soccer and not liking it is equivalent to burning someones mom over here.
>>13919145>they only have sex with you when Rumble isn't around
>>13919150>Rumble only lets you jerk him off when the twins are away
>>13919129Not even, reallyYou just need to have at least one publicly acceptable interest.Breaking bad, pokemon, any of the things you listed, pretty much any slightly well known video game, music, almost any sport, current eventsYou just have to be able to hold a conversationIf you can't do that even having shared interests won't help youBut if you can, you can find something to talk about almost no matter who it is
>>13919129>Implying UFC is popularWhy do you need to have hobbies in common with people to be their friend? You don't.None of that is true at all. You just have to like at least one live action show or play videogames or watch a sport of any kind or drink beer. Hell, you could even just talk about sexy videos if it's not at work. That is, assuming you fap to anything that isn't equine.>>13919148Oooh. You're a eurofag. Now it all makes sense.>>13919155This anon gets what I'm saying. Maybe he's an Murciafag like me though. Man do I love fat girls.
>>13919142sex with drunken Cloudchaser
>>13919150>They only have sex with rumble when you're not around
>>13919122You have my dick's attention
>>13919155Oh, I can hold a conversation just fine, and I have plenty of normalfag friends. I just feel sometimes that all the shit I get up to on 4chan that's off-limits in most conversations becomes a sort of conversational black hole that makes me less interesting.
> breeders> anti-breedersI don't know which is worse
>>13919171I personally don't like the "bull" types she mentions in there. Call me a beta breeder.
>>13919169Well, yeah, of course it does.While they spent their afternoon at the lake and can now tell the story of how Jimmy almost got eaten by a shark you can't tell them about your newest Pokemon x Pony crossover fanfic.
>All of this shit.Can't wait for this to be a podcast!
>>13919182> if you aren't a turbo douche you're betaWhat the fuck is this world coming to
>>13919169OhYeah, that can be annoyingThe worst thing is when something comes up that you /shouldn't/ have knowledge about, but have no way of explaining how you know it>with work friends>they start talking about porn>one of them brings up "that weird jap cartoon porn"
>>13919171... is this the new flavor of the month drama thing or something like that?I don't even see the problem here, who's stupid enough to not use a condom apart from africa?
>>13919188Oh don't start this shit
>>13919193>is this the new flavor of the month drama thing or something like that?no, you're thinking of >>13919188
>>13919171>and IF I DECIDE to it it'd be far far far away. maybe a few decadesYeah, sure, try squeezing out a child when you are 50.Shit doesn't work that way.
>>13919188>MLPG podcast educates on the use of condoms
>>13919193It sounds like she's getting upset about guys having fantasies of knocking up women, consentually or nonconsentually.It's the fetish police. Tumblr's great at coming up with fine officers of the Line in this area of Internet crime.
>>13919198Oh don't even attempt to claim the podcast is a scapegoat for your own bullshit, faggot.
>>13919181Please don't do that Anon.Pony should be happy, not sad. Especially not because of me.
>>13919201>"It's not rape if you used a condom.">"She won't even have to worry about abortion.">Really, she should be thankful that we are sparing her the pain of abortion!">"You're welcome, women."
>>13919192Man, the Navy was great for that reason.>on midwatch for six hours alone with one other dude you barely know>talking about anything at all to try not to fall asleep>find out your watchmate's into futanari>he's amazed when you mention you've been to PAX and met MC FrontalotToo bad that guy got kicked off the boat for psych issues shortly thereafter.
>>13919181I'm pretty sure Celestia can get over loss quickly seeing how she's 1,000+ years old.
>>13919208You were gone for weeks, Anon.The last thing she saw was your face, as you betrayed her and vanished from her life.She forgave you tho, when she heard you call her name through the halls.>"Snow White"
>>13919218>The last thing she saw was your face, as you betrayed her and vanished from her life.That scene was awful... I knew we were doing the right thing but it still felt horrible.
>>13919216No she can't, that's what makes her so benevolent
>>13919181>Celestia was consumed with guilt and grief after she was forced to seal Luna away>For nearly a century and a half, she shut herself away in her castle, only appearing to the populace when i was absolutely necessary for her to be present.>Accounts from some of the guards around that time speak of catching the occasional glimpse of her looking up at the moon at night, and quietly weeping.
>>13919089>mfw anon doesn't know what fuck means>>13919169Maybe you should spend less time on 4chan. Seriously, if it's enough to make you a conversational black hole, that's a fucking lot of your time devoted to taboo shit. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a horsefucker, but it just sounds unhealthy to spend that much time on sexual things (and my little pony).
>>13919166well think about it.they're already plenty hot, but once they've matured a bit, and their bodies have finished growing and their figures filled out...not to mention Flitter's maternal and breeding instincts will probably be even stronger than before, since she's reaching that ideal age for having kids.and Cloudchaser will have settled down a bit and maybe started to look for a special someone of her own. but don't let that fool you into thinking she's any less wild than she was before. not only can she still fuck like a tiger, now she's got a few tricks up her sleeve from her years of experience.
>>13919229That's the story Celestia tells...the truth is a lot funnier
>>13919231>spend less time on 4chanI will when I have the money to go out and do things. So far I have two months of work I haven't been paid for. Shit is ridiculous. I've been trying to work out the budget for a gym membership for six months.
>>13919216Anon, every loss is a great tragedy.
>>13919235> mfw actually looking for a job to afford an apartment and a ring> and girlfriend is angling toward impregnation fantasiesMy life went from shit grad school to based pretty fucking quicklyIt'd be better if she were a bit spunkier like Flitter but I picked a great lady.
>>13919224It was the logical choice. The ponies didn't need you, but they needed her.
>>13919218please don't do this to me
>>13919249THAT FUCKING LOOKSTOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT PINKHORSE
>>13919250That's why I said it was the right choice.It still felt horrible to leave her despite her begging for us to not do it.
>>13919248Cloudchaser is the spunkier one.Flitter is more doting and lovey-dovey.not that CC doesn't like feeling loved too, she's just not quite as good at the whole warm-and-fuzzy stuff as her sister is.
>>13919249Excellent, this pleases me
>>13919250It hurt like hell to do it, but yeah.Besides, we only nearly got killed when we came back because we pissed off our only friend for poofing out of existence.>>13919251I only hurt because it's my job.
>>13919256>mfw I am dating Flitter>mfw I want to marry Flitter>mfw I spent all weekend balls-deep in a human Flitter... This made my whole fucking day
>>13919254I know, anon. I was just confirming it is all. In time she would have understood why we did it and why we're gone. Luckily she didn't have to in the end.
>>13919267That first night back must've been amazing.
>>13919267I'm so glad we didn't get one of the bad endings. I don't think I could have taken any other than the happy ending, that one was already heart breaking enough.
>>13919266give her what she craves, anon.put a bun in her oven.
>>13919254She didn't want to see you leave.That would have meant she would lose you.Even if she died, the last thing she would want to see is you.Something about a rock.
>>13919273I might have, actually. It should scare me like it did six years ago with my first girlfriend but instead it's just turning me on.
>>13919245Why haven't you been paid yet? That sucks.
>all this CQ talk>struck by the double-whammy of simultaneously knowing I'll never have Celestia's love and I'll never make a quest that elicits such a strong emotional reaction from its playersI think I'll just lay down and stare at the ceiling for awhile
>>13919245>gymjust find some pones to lift
I'd have sex with you.
I'd have sex with you too.
>>13919278you'd better make an honest woman of her.and steel yourself for all the hormone-fueled pregnant sex.
>>13919284My waifu wouldn't like that.
>>13919275That feeling was kinda mutual because I expected us to die the second we step on the scale.
>>139192791. Contract work needs adequate documentation, regardless of what your supervisor says2. My new job has a one-month probationary period where I don't get paid (which is still compensated, but only when I quit)3. I actually do have a paycheck coming up. Well, I would, but I work for the government.Do you think Celestia and Luna ever get into budget disagreements that shut down Canterlot for weeks?
>>13919281Lets stare at the ceiling together, Anon.
>>13919284>>13919286are you these two ponies
>>13919290>The scale is a massive 'Nope' bug zapper.Given who we were butting heads with , I could see it too.I was just kinda annoyed that the guardian was kinda targeting us, and not captain McFucktheworld.Unless she was the reason we got in so easily.
>>13919297Thank heavens no
>>13919297No, I'm a guy who wants to have some casual sex with no strings attached.
>>13919256CC loves Rumble just as much as Flitter does - she just shows it a little differently, is all.When he got bullied at school, Flitter was the one who'd hug him and tell him everything they said about him was wrong and they only said those things because they were jealous of him.CC was the one who told him that some kids are just dicks, and there's no rhyme or reason to it - but they tend to STOP being dicks when you knock them on their ass a couple times.
>>13919171>breedingha, i just finished a nostalgia fap to the russian forced breeding fic where twily gives herself a cock.i cant believe it was written in 2010. i wish i could find more like it but still nothing fits the spot.i also wish i knew who the author is. he was so good i bet he is some kind of professional writer.
>>13919305Where you at?
>>13919302she was targeting us because she needed us to go back and retrieve the unicorn shard.
>>13919307>Twily self-breedingThat's pretty unf.
>>13919302I actually thought the Guardian was a trap, lying to us or whatever till the moment we found the unicorn shard.
>>13919314Go to bedAmerica go to bed
>>13919317But I just woke up mangMorning wood a bitch
>>13919307Russian language?Because damn, I'd be interested in that if I could read it
Rainbow Dash is a pokephile.
>>13919308Earth. Sorry Twilight you can't be here.
>>13919249pony should pony horn
>>13919294I thought you said you were a Eurofag in >>13919148?Are you >>13919047 but not the Eurofag?Assuming you're talking about how the US government is shut down.
>>13919275That horn is as long as her head and neck combined
>>13919309Still...She could have fucked with him a little...I think she liked us.
>>13919332No, I'm the Eurofag and I stopped participating in that conversation chain after the post you linked.
>>13919332Yeah, when I said football I meant handegg.Eurobro forked the conversation.
>>13919308I love it so much when ponies do that with their tail
>you will never hold on to the night
>>13919343I can't get over how natural that pose looksIt's like someone's actually holding a small Luna and it's fucking adorable
>>13919288Well I say "might have"I don't want this to go all /soc/ but she was menstruating, there's no assurance she got knocked up. In fact that doesn't seem likely as it was basically bird-dogging for 20 minutes all "I FUCKING NEED THIS RIGHT NOW" with no payoffOther than fucking an amazing woman absolutely salty-slick when she wants it despite how gross she 'should' feel about itSaving up for a ring, which isn't easy. She has some standards.... I really look forward to the pregnant sex, you really have like no idea
>>13919273> Flitter aheagoYou know, at what point did we all decide she was into creampies and impregnation risk?
>>13919350HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN
>>13919350Face looks kinda goofy. Hair on top seems a little flat. Chest sticks out funny (but that may just be the angle the photo was taken at). Bow looks real nice though.
>>13919355SweetNo silly backwards letters in sightThanks
http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-CCG-Demo-Decks-/281182938561?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item4177cf25c1>$300FUCKWHY AM I SUCH A SUCKER FOR UNRELEASED STUFF?
>>13919353Godspeed, flitteranon.I truly envy you.
>>13919349Kinda looks like my cats when I'm holding them like that
>>13919360It just sort of... happened.You're free to write about her liking other things, though.
>>13919350Not reallyMaybe 20-30 or so, but I feel like you could do better for your moneyI don't really know anything about the plushy market though
>>13919368> implying that isn't my thing> implying I know any other way to do the Flitters
>>13919353>tfw you'll never know that feel because 5" cocks aren't enough for a woman that NEEDS it
>>13919365That thing still isn't out yet?
>>13919365why does the twilight card say 20% cooler?
>>13919379It's a mechanic, kind of like evolution in pokemon.
>>13919384that sounds incredibly stupid
>>13919331>>13919341I've always liked this concept but in practice it doesn't actually really turn me on.
>>13919350That thing's got more chin then egoraptor!
>>13919303Are you that purple pony?
>>13919388What if Scootaloo preen teasing?
>>13919380What happened to Appleblewm?
>>13919349>He probably cums on it all the time.
>>13919368Personally that idea of her being really into assplay strikes my fancy.Not that that necessarily precludes her having a creampie/impregnation fetish. Which also strikes my fancy.
>>13919364>24.95 plust 5 months of your life without the plushie you paid for
>>13919401pls anonI'm not in the mood for unfs
>>13919377It can be. It was just that both of us craved it and we got to fucking in the dark of her bedroom. First she said "j-just a few thrusts" meaning without the condom, but she absolutely gasped after the first few strokes. Like sudden hand-grasping-your-shoulders gasping."You'd better stop" seemed awfully meek, especially the way the world melted below the waist. I like being responsible, but it was undeniable. Everything just clicked without the condom and every flick of my glans across her contours was amazing.Mid-stroke she said, "Fuck it, I'm going back on the pill, this feels too good."> mfw my life became a Penthouse letter.
>>13919388I find the more like a dick the horn acts the more arousing it isI feel like two years ago I would have at least felt weird typing that
>>13919399i saw him in /co/ a few months later then he made a FA account for a bit. eventually he closed it and i lost track again.
>>13919394Eh, I think it's cute but not exactly attractive.You know, plus she's a filly.
>>13919413i can accept magic horngasms but sucking on the horn which is bone is too stupid for me
>>13919415Of course, I know she's a fillyThat doesn't mean she couldn't get tingles from it.
>>13919413How does this make you feel?>>13919422Fillies are not for sexual
>>13919415>>13919422Kicky Little Legs
I don't see ponies aboutMaybe we should increase the pony thread's pony weave count with ponies
>>13919426Do you consider ASMRs sexual?
>>13919412>all that>with human FlitterJesus Christ my dick.
>>13919418Horns are usually a layer of skin or something over keratin over a core of boneThey're probably about as sensitive as your teeth
>>13919428what's with the black guy
>>13919428Why is she so cute.
>>13919388I think it's a non-genital orgasm thing, at least for meEspecially loud horngasms with magical discharge spurting and dripping everywhere
>>13919414Every time you see him post>some cry
>>13919436>as sensitive as your teethThere was a story about a woman who could orgasm from brushing her teeth.
>>13919436>you will never get a toothjob
>>13919434Uh, if you mean orgasms then yes? I'm not exactly sure what you mean and Wikipedia didn't help much.
>>13919443oh god my dick
>>13919455http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_responseIt's not an orgasm, no, but it's a great feeling and it's completely nonsexual.
>>13919404>5 months.Don't remind me...
>>13919461Sounds like tulpas
>>13919402>>13919368Does anyone remember when Flitter liked giving blowjobs? Even though she wasn't as good at it as Cloudchaser? Those days seem so far-off now.
>>13919469It's notHere's a good onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Q8UyrdwPMCompletely nonsexual.
>>13919461so that's what these causeit might look like a torture device but it feels so damn good when someone else uses one on me
>>13919443I really like the lighting on this one.>>13919461I don't know, it just seemed like you were asking if I found it attractive since I was talking about horngasms immediately before.
>>13919402Flitter loves creampies of all types.Taking a nice creamy load in her pussy is divine, but she can't deny that she also loves the squishy, sated feeling in her rump after a thick, balls-deep orgasm fills her ass.
>>13919476Essentially, yes. ASMR, and the triggers used to cause it, are very easily compared to sex and fetishes. They give a pleasurable feeling, sometimes different things cause a more powerful reaction than others, and someones when you're overexposed to that one trigger you get used to it and crave something new.
>>13919471Who said she doesn't still like giving blowjobs?
>>13919461That's what that's called?neat.
>>13919473Yeah, nah. I find it super creepy. It's like someone breaking my personal space at home.
>>13919435It was just about the hottest sex I've ever had, which is weird - it sounds like "fumbling in a truck bed" high school stuff, but with the lights off totally and just keening on the need it was 0 apprehension, 0 doubt, just rutting for it. It was even in a missionary / modified missionary position and just grooved on it, sort of rocking hip against hip, grabbing hair and everything.I can say there's no comparison with my ex now. Jesus.How do you think a relationship and sex would be like with Cloudhcaser? Fulfilling? Daring? Kind of boring but reassuring and constructive for learning how to get each other off?
I bet Flitter and Cloudchaser like reading to Rumble at bedtime.
>>13919500You'd be shocked at how many videos for this there are on youtube. Entire communities. It's mostly just people whispering to you, but I like the ones with like, crinkeling objects and delicate tapping and stuff like that. I also love the binaural ones; where the sounds move around your head in a 3D spaceI highly HIGHLY recommend Soundscultptures. It's like the non creepy-whisper side of ASMRhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSnwlm6nN0Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdliz7tdpTI
>>13919438Maybe it's Goat?
>>13919473>tfw no Celestia ASMR
>>13919502These are less handsy.http://youtu.be/xh6tr5uZodYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHiKxytbCWkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyoclgCRsbk
>>13919539There's ones without people talking at all, too. I like those best>>13919518
>>13919460The payoff is my favorite part
I drew a Dark Souls teen spike; how does it look?
>>13919508>How do you think a relationship and sex would be like with Cloudchaser? Fulfilling? Daring? Kind of boring but reassuring and constructive for learning how to get each other off?I think it'd be more conventional, getting-to-know you over and over again sort of sex. Not really boring but the familiar curves against yours. Sort of the reassuring sex you get in married couples totally at peace with the bodies each other have.
>>13919508You don't have sex with Cloudchaser.Cloudchaser has sex with you.
>>13919545I only get significant pips from whispers, or that's to say most of them don't upset me as much as I get the funny feelings.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13919556I love the one of him at the bonfireSaved
>>13919556Neat. I like the tail.
>>13919556He looks so sad.
>>13919508I'd say wild, fast, a bit kinky at times, especially when she's got a few drinks in her, but not quite as intimate as Flitter.Not at first, at least. I can see Cloudchaser being hesitant to open herself up emotionally, trying to keep her sex as a purely physical pleasure so as to not get too attached in case things don't work out between you. But when that magic night comes when she actually wants to go slow, holding you and kissing you while you take her in the missionary position, actually making love rather than fucking...that's when you know that she truly loves you and wants you to be hers, and her yours.
>>13919518I don't know, stuff doesn't really do anything for me. I've tried autohypnosis a bunch of times too, it was relaxing but it didn't do much for me.
>>13919568>you will never me a warm supportive older male figure in spike's life
>>13919556Poor crestfallen dragonNow I want to see Spike chilling with the Everlasting Dragon
>>13919557>"Hey.">"...">"CC? Honey?">"Mnh?">"You sleep all right?">"Mm-hm...">"I'm gonna get up and make us some breakfast--">"Mm-mm. Stay...">"You sure?">"Breakfast later. Warm now."
>>13919573As the wikipedia page says it,>There is a lack of scientific evidence that ASMR is a real physiological phenomenon. Any claimed benefits come from personal accounts of individual perception.
>>13919572Sounds good, just trying to switch tracks from FlitterMostly because now my girlfriend is giving me flitterboners
>>13919578FuckI'm bi and I want to get to that point with a girl, but I feel like I can't get as intimate with them as with guys.
>>13919580I wouldn't call it any sort of benefit but there's hard denying weird tingles and cross-effects people have from certain auditory or visual stimuli.True it's hard to verify an individual's synesthesia but it's equally hard to dismiss it.
>>13919583What I like about guys is you can get intimate when you need to be, but it's super easy to do things casually too.
>>13919583It can be exactly the same with a guy. It depends more on the person than the gender really.
I get that ASMR thing, but I get it from something really strangeBeing in places I shouldn't be, like someone else's house when nobody else is there, or in a store while it's closed.No, I'm not a burgler.
>>13919600Maybe it's just an adrenaline surge.
>>13919591I know that, but I think I'm just more comfortable with guys and the girls I've been with haven't been very intimate
>>13919583See in my experience then it would probably go "ughhhh""what""i should probably go make breakfast""nooooo no. stay here, get over here and spoon me fucker""do you want breakfast or not"".....what are you making""cinnimon french toast""you know how much i love you right"
>>13919605That could beI don't get many high adrenaline moments so maybe I just feel that more powerfully.
>>13919608Aww, that's a shame. That close cuddly feeling is the best thing about being in a relationship.
>>13919600The girls toys section in a store, standing next to My Little Pony
>>13919622Only the first time, and it wasn't even that noticable.I swear the feeling I get almost knocks me off my feet and I get this "white noise" in my head. I'd say it's stronger then most of my orgasms.
>>13919582Don't get me wrong, the wild, kinky sex would still be abundant. Deepthroating, slamming her hips against yours (I bet she loves being on top), anal sex, spanking, digging her nails into your skin, maybe a little biting.She'd just occasionally have those nights where she's feeling a bit sappy and just wants to feel your body rocking against hers while you hold hands with your fingers entwined.
pricness of the beb
>>13919647is the bebbest MLPG has ever been?
>>13919650Show soon. Beb would be beb then
>>13919647>>13919650When did it become "beb"?
Breakfast is served.
>>13919650NahThere have been times with like 10 minutes between postsYou could go to sleep and wake up with less than half a thread passed
>>13919508The thing about sex with Cloudchaser is that she is always having sex with you. Even when you're across town throughout the day, whatever she's doing is, somehow, going to be a little bit of buildup or prep for when you two get to be in each other's arms again. She's a spontaneous gal; maybe she bought you your favorite snack, or rented a DVD to watch together, or she'll have some cute new t-shirt or shorts on that let you see her curves. And she bought you those slacks with the extra deep pockets so that your cellphone kind of flops over your leg when you sit down and don't notice until your dick's getting vibed from all of her text messages. Some of them are cute, some of them are sexy, some of them are dumb but fun selfies she took while out and about.And it's not like she's jumping your bones when she's around you, either, there's just a way to how she touches you to get your attention. She doesn't hold your hand so much as squeeze it, and she always makes it a point to brush up against you whenever she passes. You'll look up to see her looking at you, sometimes with a mischievous smirk, other times with only the lightest hint of a contented smile.Where Cloudchaser really shines is when you decide to take a shower. She can't help but instantly drop her panties and get naked and join you under the water.
>>13919614"Mmnrg. You can either have breakfast or sideways sex, 'cause I'm gonna fall asleep agazzzzz..."
>>13919656For the last time /jp/ stop offering me your weaboo pizzas.
>>13919655When MT tried to write "ded" and wrote the "d"s backwards
Would you a Nightmare Gloom?
>>13919662oh my god
>all this CC and Flitter.Please stop.. my boner can't take this much longer.and you're making me sad about not having a CC or Flitter in my life
>>13919687>Nightmare GloomI like thing.
>>13919687I would bed with Gloom.Goodnight, MLPG.
>>13919691Maybe you can find one, Anon.
Pony wants you to stop looking at her butt.
>>13919662You managed to slip in through the door without the dog waking up the entire neighborhood. It's nearly three in the morning, and you know CC has to be up in a few hours for the early shift. Again. But as sympathetic as you are to her, you have to take a shower. You stink and you have too much tension you need to wash away.Quietly, quietly, you sneak into the bathroom and turn on the water. Your clothes fall to the floor softly, and you step inside, putting your hands against the tile wall and sighing as you feel the day drip away down the drain.You jump slightly when you feel a cool pair of hands slipping around your waist, a pair of breasts pressing into your back, a pair of lips brushing against your neck. "Did I wake you?" you ask her."Yes." Her answer is slow and dopey, still heavy with sleep. "But it's okay. I'll wake up for this."
>>13919687Speaking of hiatus I wonder how the next one will be.I mean this is the lates the show ever started.In the most extreme case (no minihiatues, no brakes, both season premiere and season finale two parters in the same day) the seaso would end on the 3rd of MayThe next hiatus will either be the shortest till now, or S5 will only have 13 episodes and start at the beginning of 2015.
>>13919699Then why does she keep putting it in my face.
>>13919702...please dont stop...
>>13919711She doesn't.You keep putting your face in her butt.
>>13919716A likely story.
>>13919691We're all gonna make it brah
>>13919739Still prefer Flitter.
>>13919739That's actually one of the few images of kevinsano's faces that i actually like, no need to justify them in this one specific case
>want to have biological children>want to marry a guyWhat is wrong with me?
>>13919721Remember what Ingram and Anderson said when we found out that S3 will only have 13 episodes?They each siad to not worry because there's still a lot of seasons coming, some with 13 episodes some with 26.MLP toy sales are still increasing which now it's just stupid. 10 fucking financial quarters of continues growth in pony toy sales. From 2010 when the show began MLP toy sales fave increased by triple digits.This ride isn't near over baby.
>>13919737I'm serious.If you put yourself out there, you just might someday find a Flitter or a CC of your very own. Just like that one Anon with the Flitter girlfriend.
>>13919691It's pretty rad. For some reason mine really likes me.I gotta find a job and get a ring, something at least.
>>13919757It's clear you're a faggot.
>>13919757You're a woman?
>>13919757Not a goddamn thing. You want kids and to nurture your own kids but only have sexual and romantic preference both aligning to men.> implying this isn't /pol/ bait now "is X degeneracy?" is banned
>>13919697False hope is a bad thing anon.
>>13919739The bodies are the bigger issue in that one
>>13919748I love everything about that guy's art but the faces.
>>13919768Okay, maybe with less money, but still.
>>13919766If you don't try, you'll never succeed.
>>13919759Do you know what happens with "fads" that grow too fast?They die out the fastest.
>>13919702Are we gonna go straight back to bed after we dry off?Cuddling naked under a nice heavy duvet with her so we can stay toasty-warm despite the autumn chill in the air sounds really appealing right now.
>>13919761>>13919762stop damnit!I'm dying inside.
>>13919761As a rule I'm not Anon but can you imagine the shitfest if I had a name or trip on?>turbo brony chit-chat attentionwhore autism archived forever implying you have a girlfriend implying you aren't rubbing our faces in your autismI'm just in awe my life went from sort of hum-drum class and work to "I want to be your wife and fuck me like you want to make me a mommy"* all that quickly. When life clicks you want to tell somebody, and unfortunately MLPG is it right now.This isn't the sort of thing you bring up with your parents, you know?
>>13919713You spin around to face her, and press her back against the glass door in a single motion, gentle but firm. One of her hands is intertwined with yours, pressed against the glass, and the other strokes you lazily, slick with the runoff from the shower. She lets out a sigh over your shoulder as you tip-toe your fingers up from her belly to her breasts, squeezing them in that rough way she goes absolutely mad for. "You were gone too long", she whispers. "I missed you."Her delicate fingers squeeze yours tight as you press yourself against her, and slide in. The two of you hardly ever bother with foreplay anymore-- you're so in tune with each other, so attracted to each other, that it's just not necessary. And besides, she always says, it just delays her getting what she really wants: you.
>>13919781Not interested.More important things going on than women.
>>13919790I found my "Flitter" mostly through luck. Keep a chin up, get some good sleep every night, take some walks, get involved in a group. Even comics discussion groups have some fun bi-dykes in my experience.
>>13919794ffffuck.squeeze her butt.
>>13919782Well fads must last very fucking long seeing how this is still increasing as fast as it did in the last 2 years.In two weeks the next financial report will be released. We'll see how it did in the last few months.
Thanks assholes, now I regret being gay.
>>13919791>I want to be your wife and fuck me like you want to make me a mommyYou what now.
>>13919791congrats on your succes anon/namefag.now stop, you're killing me here
>>13919791>>13919791Sounds pretty cool.I hope you two have a long and wonderful relationship.
>>13919802>implying being gay prohibits you from enjoying the prospect of being with femalesDude who fucking cares what label you throw on yourself, nothing is ever defined and set in stone. Be attracted to whatever the fuck you want and don't worry about it.
>>13919791Well shit, now you've got me curious.Drawfag? Writefag?
>>13919794>The two of you hardly ever bother with foreplay anymore-- you're so in tune with each other, so attracted to each other, that it's just not necessaryGoddamn...
>>13919803I think he meant that as two separate quotes.Also, heres hoping it falls through and she goes for some niggadick.
>>13919803I botched that. She said that during sex "I want to be your wife, now FUCK me like you want to make me a mother." It was roleplay, just orgasm-free power-fucking for a good 20 minutes.>>13919807>this kills the AnonSorry bro.
>>13919815Nigga tripfag got a hot waifu and wants to sing ithe just elaborated right there
>>13919820>orgasm-free power-fuckingDamn, you must not have been that great
>>13919822Is that all?
this is making me want to start dating again
>>13919801>No S4>Shitty animated film>No Hasboob 30th anniversary for MLPPutting all your brony bucks in one basket, eh?
stahpim going to die right NOW
>>13919812Kind of neither, I often pose as ponies to draw out the "how respond?" crowd and sometimes screw around as "Scrubbing Bubbles" when he's off the clock.I don't have any one "name" but Anon-only seems dumb too.>>13919824I didn't. I was sort of meaning to avoid knocking her up before a few more things fall into place. That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy edging or feeling her cum.
>>13919835Goodbye anon. RIP in peace.
>>13919833i don't really know what you're attempting to even do anymore
I'd rather my sweetiewaifu
>>13919800Briefly, you wonder what it must look from outside the shower, two forms pressed up against the glass, but you forget the question as quickly as it came. Your hands glide down from their original positions, looping under her soft, round ass. You're thankful that her recent exercise kick hasn't managed to firm those up any. You pick her up, holding her aloft from below, and she wraps her dripping-wet legs around you. You can just picture her cute little toes with their painted-purple nails wriggling in delight as you satisfy her inner fire.You make love to her tenderly but aggressively, looking for all the world, one imagines, like the cover of one of those trashy romance novels you always see in airport stores. All you're missing is the flowing blond locks. She stares up blankly at the ceiling, and you kiss her chest. "Aaah. Don't ever go away again ever. Just spend all day with me." She lets out little gasps in time with your thrusts, and you can feel each tiny quake echo throughout her body. Her fingers twist through your hair.
I love you guys sometimes
>>13919851pepper her neck with little kisses.and when you cum, cum inside her. deep inside.
>>13919845>Not Sweetwink Belle. Sorry I won't go there.
>>13919862No, please do
What even happened to UTV
>>13919862wait whatWAIT WHATSHOW ME THIS
>>13919862>bend him over a table and ease your way inside him until you feel his thick backside press against your hips>you reach underneath him and start jerking his own sizeable shaft while you pump in and out of him
>tfw visual porn of all kinds no longer cuts it>tfw to even get hard you need to be emotionally invested in the characters involved>tfw only erotic fiction will work anymore
>>13919916I'm sorry anon.
>>13919916what about emotionally involved comics?
>>13919903Starts here http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13710328.html#p13712686It starts to go nuts at 13712867.
Help, pony keeps trying to take my pants off.
>>13919925Yeah they work too. That braeburned comic with ponks gave me the boner that will pierce the heavens.
Guys, what is this?https://www.4chan.org/feedbackThe "suggestion box" form looks like shit.
>>13919938Do it.DO IT.GIVE PONY YOUR WALLET.
>>13919944>The "suggestion box" form looks like shit.Just like the rest of the site!
>>13919071>two of the most hated fandomsits going to be just white kids brake dancingcalling it
>>13919944>expecting anything from 4chan to look pretty
>>13919947But I need my wallet.
>>13919960It's shit, even for horrid personhorse abomination.
>>13919965Pony needs like five bucks, man.They'll give you ten come payday.C'mon, don't be like that.
>>13919960Congrats.They managed to make EqG character designs look even worse.
>>13919860You pick up the tempo, finding the rhythm she always likes the most, a steady, driving beat. Not too slow, but not too fast. Just perfect. Every thrust sends her squirming, and she pulls her hands in, dragging your head with them, from her breasts to her neck. You nibble at her neck and earlobe, kissing all over. You don't even feel the patter-patter of hot water against your back anymore.You know the way she tenses up. You recognize it from many nights' experience. You quicken the pace, urging her down her road, and make sure you have a good hold on her. She pulls your head up again to press your lips together, and a scream bubbles up inside her belly, snaking through her insides and out her mouth, into yours. You drink in her energy hungrily as she shivers around you, her personal paradise shutting out everything else in the world except for you. Seeing her, feeling her orgasm is enough to send you over the edge, and you pull this wonderful woman close to you, sliding in to your very hilt before shooting your seed inside her. Your fingers dig into her ass with white-knuckle passion, and you're sure she has an equal death-grip on your head.You set her down slowly, and she wobbles for a moment before regaining her composure. She shuts off the water and you step out, grabbing a fluffy pink towel and wrapping it around the both of you. Drying off takes a while--quite longer than it normally would, if you didn't have a beautiful, amorous woman in your arms to dry you off. Despite just making love, you soon get hard from her attentions. "You're so shameless", she says, staring into your eyes.You roll your eyes. "Oh, you love it.""No. I hate it." She can only keep a straight face for a moment before breaking into her beautiful laugh.Finally, both dry, you sink into bed. She pats the bed twice, and the dog leaps up onto the bed, curling up beside her. The last thing you're aware of before sleep claims you is her tugging your arm over her shoulder.
>>13919973>walking around with a fat dildo dildo insideoh christ unfthe only way it would be better would be if he exaggerated his hipsway to make it feel better, swinging his sweet ass so naughtily
>>13919944I tried to submit a suggestion and the form told me "You can only submit 3 questions per day."What does it mean?
>>13919984Rumble is for snuggle.
>>13919985It probably means it's not working.
>>13919984What if he's for healthy sexual colt experimentations
>>13919983Is it all right if he calls you "Daddy"?
>>13919990It's still better than /q/ ever was, though.
On a scale of 1-256 how for sexual is this pony?
>>13919983Personally I think it's hot when he starts to notice others starting to notice it. He wants to get some pleasure out of the dildo but "doesn't" want anyone else to notice like in said picture.He can't wait until gym.
>>13919677>implyingThere's no mayo.
>>139200161. Assuming 1 is the lowest.
>>13920002>take pony>in a box>secret snuggle
>>13920010Only if he screams it.>>13920017I wish I weren't tired so I could ERP/write this but at least I know it's a thing. And that others want it too
>>13920016Only 255 because hexidecimals.
>>13920016minus 300.Even Twist is more fuckable because you can at least get a paper bag.
did I miss anything good this weekendi was out with my ponies
>>13920021Shut up /jp/.
>>13920017So what's he going to do during gym? Admire his friend's bodies while stretching himself out and trying not to bulge too hard?Maybe he'll grind against the seats, driven down by the weights he's lifting?
Okay.How for sexual is this pony?
>>13920059AgreedCuddly enough to cuddle hirself
>>13920017>Sweetie exercising with a dildo buried in his ass, bending over so that cute stallion in the corner can see it>he keeps doing it until finally his new friend can take it no more>he's dragged into the locker room and thrown against a bench>the fake cock inside him is pulled out without even a warning, and just as suddenly a real one is slid in in its place, too fast for him to even gasp>his new friend hisses in his ear>"You little slut, you think it's okay to put on a show like that and turn me on like this and think you can just walk away? I'm gonna fuck you until you can't even walk, you whore.">his new friend tries to introduce himself, but Sweetie puts a hoof to his lips>"No names, honey. Let's keep this purely physical. I'm here every other afternoon."
>>13920059Grossest pone>>13920062A lot, especially pre-alicorn
>>13920064God I want to cuddle her against her will
>>13920030It's all good. Personally I've been hoping for a little more since we came up with that but it seems to have faded. That and the Cadence femdom with Shining and his friends. Oh well, C'est la vie.
>>13920059Where? Is she hiding behind Fluttershy?
>>13920071> implying this new friend wouldn't growl, "I just wanted you to call me 'Daddy' you teasing slut" before hilting him completely
>>13920062i would let her wear the crown
Which pony has the spookiest booty?
>>13920048Gym stuff, until pretty much what this guy said. >>13920071
>>13920071>>13920082>>13920107I'm going to have to remember this.And find art.Maybe commission art.I don't know.IT'S SO HOT
>>13920089>this is a very common sight at an Equestrian gym, two stallions bent over each other>none of the other stallions in the locker room bat an eye at it>a few of them even start slapping their pricks against their bellies, or jacking themselves off magically>Sweetie only opens his mouth and rolls out his tongue invitingly
>>13920113Art of what specifically?
LINK TO 4CHAN X FOR THE ARCHIVEPLEASE AND THANK YOU
>>13920123What do you mean?
>>13920071>thrown against a benchLike one of those really long low benches in between lockers? On his belly with his legs over the sides?
>>13920121Older R63 Sweetietwink seducing the viewer.Preferably with exhibitionist and size queen overtones.
You guys turned gay really quick
>>13920140>turned gayWe were always a little gay.unf unf sweetieslut unf
>>13920144>you will never fist adult Sweetie Belle
>>13920140Where do you think you are?
>>13920140Remember that these threads originated on /co/.
>>13920140For the record I said I didn't want to go there. Not tonight anyway.
Why do they say that Gumball is sad? Is this like saying that Rarity is a slut?
>tfw pokemon this friday>tfw 3DS missingFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
seriously male sweetie belleis that what we've come to
>>13920173>tfw no money for 3DS>tfw you'd end up eating your time away anyway
>>13920174That's probably the only kind of guy I'd sex up in real life, so... yeah?
>>13920115my unfs are moving on their own!
>>13920174Are you implying that there hasn't been worse?
>Sweetieslut wearing a buttplug in publicThis is the unfiest unfs>He'll never be your boyfriend>You'll never move in together>You get to find out that his antics aren't just for you and perfect strangers>He legitimately wears them all the time>He's always flagging his tail for you>You know he's ready to go when his horn lights up and you can't see where it's directed>Or if he grinds the base of it into your crotch
>>13920185>wearing a buttplug in publicI'm embarrassed by empathy.
>>13920138I'll keep that in mind~
>>13920104It is a very sharp and pointy crown.Someone could get hurt.
>>13920071What other dirty things would this new friend say/do to him after that?
>>13920193>implying it's not just rubber
>>13920201>stallion finishes deep in him>pulls out, sticks the dildo right back in>some falls out beforehand and gets all over his tail, a lot in viewable spots>quickly puts his exercise shorts back on>continues about day normally
>>13920218me too. goodnight, NMLPG. i'm the guy that did both that Cloudchaser thing and the Sweetwink thing. i helped on the one a few weeks ago, too. just in case anyone was curious.
>>13920228Catch ya both later. Thanks, and let's see if we could salvage a little art out of both things in the near future.
>>13920225I like to imagine he has really tight spandex shorts that outline the butt of the dildo nicely for anyone that looks at him right.G'night MLPG
>>13920235If it's too tight it's too obvious. Make it a little looser so it could allure them in, checking him out more to make sure their eyes aren't playing tricks on them.
NOW HOLD ON THERE PARDNER, CAUSE WE GOT SAUCEBARBEQUE SAUCEYISSIREE IT'S COWBOY MIKE'S OWN ORIGINAL RED HOT RICOCHET BARBEQUE SAUCEYEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOO
it worries me how much people project their fetishes into blank slate characters
>>13920262THEY SHOULDN'T DO THAT
>mlpg podcast on eqdWHAT?
>>13920277I don't believe it!
>>13920277AHAHAHAHAOH GOD THE COMMENTS
>>13920262it shouldn'tit should worry you when people project their fetishes onto established personalities
>>13919428I don't like gloomy
>>13919862Yeah, nah, fuck you. I'd rather be with my little marshmallow princess than some random gay twat.
>>13919960wwhat in the fuck
>>13920282yeah, i just got to the male sweetie thing and it's worrying me morejust make a fucking oc at this point, jesus.
>>13920293Filly should pretty dress more often.
>>13920311But why? They don't hurt anyone.
>>13920317I love that comic creator so much
>>13920313why would you
watching LMJ do lineart is so painful cause i'm just thinking "SHIT if he just stopped right here and gave it to a decent colorist it wouldn't be nearly as fucking terriblethen i watch as he paint buckets in the highest possible saturation red
>>13920322I like robots.
I'm sexy and I want to have sex with you
>>13920348Do you like these robots? Only 1.4 million dollars to own one.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8
>>13920353Rarity please you're a little over confident. Though I'll have to admit you're right. But isn't sweetie belle home?
Twi's cooch smells like musty old books
>>13920361She wants to have sex with you too
>>13920365I-Is that okay?Can she even hilt me?
>>13920372PuhleezAnd you call me overconfident
>>13920358Pretty cool, but I don't think it will top this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBaVhRDoFo8
>>13920380>topping a robotunf
>>13920376...Rarity, are you using me to help teach sweetie belle how to be a please a man again? Her throat might be sore from last time when you held her head down.
>>13920380>tfw we won't have truly autonomous robots with a wide range of functions in our lifetime
>>13920277you faggot, you made me look
>>13920362dash's smells like the wonderbolts
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=graph+pinkie+pie+like+curveGuys this is neat.
How many people are actually here right now, in the land of the ded?
>>13920435I'm here but mostly lurking other threads right now.
>>13920435I am but I'm also working on school stuff
>>13920435i guess me
>>13920426Hey, it works for the others too!http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=graph+rarity+like+curve>>13920435Reporting in.
>>13920435I had a dream todayMLPG, bristling with activity during S4A new golden age of discussion, content and contributionsI woke up with a tear in my eye and a heartful of hope within my chest
>>13920435Oh! Me! I'm here!
WEST FILLYDELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
>>13920470IN A WORLD
>GIVE ME A KISS, ANONYMOUS
Anyone know some good Rarity fapfics?
>>13920435I just got here
>LK's voice in the podcast>his groan when Gypsy makes the Steam punUNF
>>13920480Killing me won't bring back your goddamn apples!
Some guy on /sp/ stalked a tripfag and wrote a nearly 100 page essay about himhttp://boards.4chan.org/sp/res/40530800#lr40559643https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B0mVmqVjcnigZUthME1pRGhXNWc/view?usp=sharing&pli=1&sle=true
Guys plsThere's like a MATLAB library that does that shitWe don't need to see every single one
>>13920535I fucking love this website
>>13920503Is it worth the time?
>>13920545Somebody once told me the world was gonna blow me
>>13920535Not pony, but interesting.
>>13920558I'll blow you anon
>>13920568Are you a pony?
>>13920535>somewhere on someones HD, there could be a file like that about youHold me Anon
>>13920539wow get wrekt nerd
>>13920569I can dress up like one if you wantOr you can pretend it's a pony on the other side of the gloryhole
>>13920535Can I pay him $10 to write my semester reports?
>>13920576>Dash by Wayne Barlowe.png
>>13920581Piss off monkey, pretending is not enough
>>13920503It's like hearing Chronicle talk
Anon is blowing a stallion in front of everyone
>>13920582>Fluttershy She's nothing like her. Except maybe the hair.
>>13920586I'll even put a picture of your favorite pony on the wall
>>13920591Nah, you're just stupid
Big, juicy, hanging, apples
>>13920535I archive UTV (you’ve got a friend in me) I archive UTV I archive UTV When he’s posting a stressed shrew And he’s angry at Miles For being a Jew I just archive every post that’s new Boy, I archive UTV I archive UTVI archive UTV I archive UTV He hates City, then I hate em too There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for U(tv) We stick together and we see it through I archive UTV I archive UTV
I'm going to do it!I'm going to stalk Saine!
>>13920535>ctrl+f 'autism'>36 resultsUgh.
>>13920612Well, if you write a 100 page essay about someone you don't know you probably do have autism
What if every namefag has a stalker?
>>13920609Thats insaine, Anon.
>>13920612I think it's okay to call the stalker autistic in this case, anon
>>13920626>insaineNot yet I'm not~
>>13920626>>13920630>tfw you'll never be insaine
>>13918879Who's your least favorite pony?Through trickery and deceit you are now hot-dogging it with them when your favorite pony walks in, lets out a whimper, and immediately runs away.Was it worth it?Your least favorite pony now wants to make doing you a regular thing.Well, whatcha gonna do, brother?
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>13920654One in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
MT is on suicide watch.
>>13920654Yeah but I'll never have sex with pony because I find sex gross and I'm also an ugly person who's a prude.
>>13920612In that case it's at least somewhat fitting.
>>13920663i understand this phrase now
>>13920664Well that's a harsh reaction to >>13920654
>>13920623Well we do have one guy who archives everything he can get his hands on and another one who apparently has a list with posting styles of people in here.So it's not unlikely.
>>13920679Leth is dedSentenal is close to ded
>>13920654I would never cheat on my waifu, Anon.
>>13920679>>13920623We have that other guy who collects photos. He had a good 20 a few months ago.
>>13920683>through trickery and deceitMaybe you can convince your waifu that it wasn't your fault
>>13920689I don't think you can get tricked into hot-dogging someone.
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>13920697Pony doesn't know shit.WALL SINA IS DRAGONSWAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>13920696What if your least favorite pony in this situation was Queen Chrysalis?>inb4 changelings don't count as ponies
>>13920707They are canon ponies iirc.
>>13920721>if i remember the comics
>>13920657We'll never get to see Sweetie Belle's dad becoming entranced by Diamond Tiara like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbRZm2kTco8&t=0m35s
>>13920702Pony says the walls are the divine right of kamisama
>>13920733Motherfucking 4chan x wont remember any of my fields after this latest update
>>13920707Well if she was transformed into my waifu I guess she could have maybe tricked me.But I'm sure my waifu could forgive me that one.
>>13920741FUCK ON ROOGNA
>>13920741FUCK ME_ ROOGNA
Tell me how important it is for me to go join the gym, mlpg.
>tfw food comaWhich pone gets the drowsiest after a large meal?
>>13920800How will you attract Pony without it?
>>13920800I wouldn't know. I'm not you.
>>13920808NOBODY CALLS ME SOFT
>>13920800if you want to be strong, it's important
>>13920804Fluttershy, Celestia, Red Ribbon maybealso LK pls
>>13920820I NEED TO GET STRONGER! IF I'M NOT STRONGER, HOW WILL I PROTECT MY NAKAMA?
>>13920811>>13920820This is pretty much my body, except I'm a guyhttp://derpibooru.org/437036
>>13920833if health is important to you, then it's important to go to a gymit's much more important to educate yourself on nutrition and make diet changes, though.
>>13920833jesus christ how horrifying
>>13920833That gif is so fucking hot.But in real life, obesity leads to a wide range of health issues.
>>13920839I already have changed my diet, and lost 15lbs, but I've plateaued and I have no other way to consistently exercise.I pretty much just want someone to just tell me to get off my fat ass and do it.
>>13920833NOPEYOU NEED A BICYCLE AND TO BECOME BULIMIC
>>13920854get off your fat ass and do itevery day you hesitate is another day you'll regret
>>13920854you haven't plateaued, you're either eating too much or not burning enough calories. do you keep track of your calorie intake?
>>13920828>Sleepy Fluttershy with a tight, round belly full of treats, resting on your lap with her eyes half closed and a hoof running over her stomach
>>13920867Not a precise number, I really just stay away from fast food, sugary drinks, snacks, and I eat more salads/greens with smaller portions of meat.
>>13920854Ey, yo, start counting your caloriesIf you have a Smartphone get MyFitnessPal, or use some other equivalent if notSeriously, just the fact of counting it all led me to realize how much I eat in a day vs. how much I SHOULD eat in a dayI've already lost 25 pounds in like 3 months from dieting alone since I have no time to go to a gym and no equipment at home
>>13920854>lost 15lbs, but I've plateauedYou fat, lazy cunt. That's just your starter weightIf you don't lose more you're going to be that fat cunt that thinks that their genetics mean they can never lose weight when really their just unmotivated sacks of shitI plateaued at 15kg, that's when I got to 15% body fat.
>>13920879staying away from fast food and sugary snacks and drinks is good, so is eating more salads and greens. You shouldn't have to eat much less meat if junk food was the bulk of your diet before. Start keeping track of calorie intake.Do you know your maintenance calories?
>>13920833>this gif againWell you've forced me to crank one out again, I hope you're happyLink to story pls?
>>13920890>theirEVERY TIMEOff to bed I go
>>13920893Like I said, I don't really pay attention to calories, so I have no idea.
>>13920890>their just unmotivated sacks of shitThat's kind of what it is, but I just need that initial slap on the ass to get motivated.
>>13920833If that's your body, you don't need to go to the gym.You need to fix your diet and get a bicycle.
>>13920903start paying attention to calories.also use this http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.htmlyour maintenance calories is the amount of calories you need to eat every day to keep your weight. eat a good deal less 300-500 to lose weight healthily.
>>13920909You're a saint>>13920905g-geezThat bellyYou've ruined me LK
>>13920854>I already have changed my diet, and lost 15lbs, but I've plateauedI hope you realized that you have to lower your intake when you lose weight.
>>13920922So can I just stay below 2,157 per day and lose 2 pounds/week? How much exercise goes with that?>>13920928I mean I kinda knew that, but I thought if I was already eating a lot before I wouldn't need to lower my intake so soon.
>>13920917NoIt doesn't work like thatNo-one's going to tell you not to put another helping of pasta on your plateNo-one is going to chastise you for not going for a rideYou have to do this yourself, for yourself
>1 egg has less calories then 1 appleSUCK IT APPLEFAGS
>>13920948DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>>13920947I understand that, I don't need constant hounding, I just need someone to say "go to the gym" and I go and do it.
>>13920952Don't do what?
obesity is a drain on society.
>>13920960go to the gymwhat the fuck are you waiting for seriously
>>13920941roughly yes. read http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html for all the fitness info you need.Ideally you'd go to the gym regularly and do cardio on off days. Check the link, I'll answer more questions after you read it.
>>13920964JUST LIKE BEING AN ASS
>tfw probably the sexiest person in MLPG right nowGO EXERCISE, FATTIES>>13920951>Look at energy on packages>"Man I could have like 3 eggs instead of that"Every time>>13920960GO TO THE GYMJESUS CHRIST, ANON
>>13920964>fat people eat more, therefore they buy more food, thereby driving the economy forwardIf anything they're great for society
At least keep it ponyhttp://i.imgur.com/bYYKkFW.png
>>13920974>cloging the health care system
>>13920974>Overinflating the undervalued and subsidised crop industry
any more fat on a pony than this and it becomes gross
>>13920978Fat people die earlier, therefore they clog the health system less than actually healthy people
>>13920975God bless dufel
>>13920986>Fat people die earlierThat is true>therefore they clog the health system less than actually healthy peoplethat isn't
My girlfriend is kinda overweightI wish she'd lose some weightShe'd have great honkers then
>>13920986they don't. they take more healthcare than healthy people, even in their shorter lives.the CDC says>The medical care costs of obesity in the United States are staggering. In 2008 dollars, these costs totaled about $147 billion.
>>13920998Sometimes the fat in the body that gets burned is the fat in the boobs
>>13921025She's pretty cute
>>13921024She's about a 35%Maybe lower with a less perfect bodyThe first thing that goes is some of her tits but the tit/waist/hip ratio gets so much better
>>1392104835% is really cute, but I can see what you're talking about with getting her to lose weight
party inside Gloomy's ass
>>13921063party inside Goomy's ass
>>13921087>3-4%What the fuck
>>1392108720% is nice, the normal look is nicer than muscles everywhere
>>13921087I look just like 25%maybe a bit skinnier
>>13921095Exactly my thoughts.
>>13921095roids plus destroying your body with cutting hard
>>13921087around 15-20%, without the muscle
>>13921127I bet you're a cutie
I'm going to get to that glorious 10%, MLPGI'll be so sexy and I'll die alone anyway
>>13921134We can die alone together!
>>13921132I'm tall as fuck, I just look skinny.
>>13921135pone should lingerie
>>13921087The comparison between 30 and 35% is hilariousThey took some squishy goober for 30 and then a dude with actual muscle on him for 35
>>1392115635 doesn't look muscular at all. it looks like you could poke him and sink in
>>13921158He's at bear status while the other one is at pudgy nerd status
>>13921158>it looks like you could poke him and sink inthat looks more like 30 than 35
>>13921135can someone explain to me where did this whole mildly sexual gloomy shit came from?because i'm finding it to be increasingly pathetici don't recall anyone doing this with marker pony
>>13921095That's actually kinda close to dying because you are starting to cut your visceral fat
>>13921180>i don't recall anyone doing this with marker ponybecause Gloomy's a more mature looking pony, is why I would guess
>>13921180I have no idea, but I'm loving it
>>13921184so it's celestiafags forcing this shit?
>>13921180>i don't recall anyone doing this with marker ponyThere's porn of her.
>>13921180Because she's waifuableMelancholy girls are great if you can actually put up with someone while they're sad or tired
>>13921180Broke beg Goat to draw porn of her.
>>13921190I didn't say motherly, I think it's more like they find Marker more precious
>>13921192porn =/= waifu shitwhich is all glommy has
>>13921190I don't think so.Now I want to see Celestia in lingerie though.
>>13921170>>13921177Guys, he really doesn't have any visible muscle.This is bearmode. Note the actual muscle instead of fat.
>>13921192porn =/= waifu shitwhich is all gloomy has>>13921200which is why she's so ignored right?
>>13921190I doubt Broke is a celestia fag. He practically tell Goat to draw porn because "he ask nicely".
>>13921212I was saying that
>>13921216You don't want Goat Train to draw porn?what's wrong with you?
WE ARE PONE
>>13921214You mean the part where Broke and Croptool spam "DRAW PORN OF MARKER" last year when everyone was talking about how cute she was?Go fuck off somewhere else.
Good morning, MLPG!
>You will never be turned into a chubby slutty mare
>>13921239What do those do?
>>13921266they help build up pony tissue
I can settle with that.
>>13921212Bearmode means he has to have at least some substance to him besides squishy babyfat that the other guy has
I liked the PONY.MOV series
>You will never punch Fluttershy in the face for hours until you bleed and your hands hurtWhy is life so cruel
>>13921284Yes, you said so yesterday already. You have shit taste, deal with it.
>>13921282they both just have squishy fat35% has no substance, he's just more bloated
>>13921260>you will never wake up as a tiny slutty mare
>>13921272So it turns me into a pony?Do I get wings?
>Broke is apparently the one that asked for Gloomy porn and Marker porn>Faceless is apparently the one that was shitting all over the podcastWhy does steamchat have a hateboner for everything? Is it because no-one cares about them? Maybe we should send a fruit basket
>>13921308maybe we should ignore them to emphasize how much they don't matterasking for porn doesn't seem like a hateboner
>>13921308I've never been to the steam chat so I don't know what they talk about there but since I've never seen a proof it kinda feels like Anon just always claims it Broke because he can't stand him.
>>13921308faceless hates everythingbroke is insufferableeven steamchat knows this
>>13921322He was doing it to make people mad I guess
>>13921325Who the fuck is Broke anyways?
>>13921332or maybe he just wanted some porn
why is she such a slut
>>13921342Clearly not, people told him over and over that they wouldn't do it and he kept pestering everyone and bragging in the threads that he would keep doing it.Even then, he's one of the biggest shitposters here, why on earth would you assume that he was not doing it to get people mad?
>>13921308>Is it because no-one cares about themMore like anyone cannot do a thing about it. Hell, I would not be surprise Broke was the one that spam sa.jpg because how he hate Sent during the Luna Quest, or call Aspirant a pedo for not doing a sexual quest when he was doing a Cute Quest, or got the linkboard banned because the linkboard does not have that porn link he kept advertising.
http://imgur.com/9r5DEBLI did a thing.
>>13921297>tfw we will never team up as a chubby mare and a tiny mare>tfw we will never find a regular sized slutty mare and have her in between us on the slutty pony stack
>>13921364Careful with that tail, it looks like it's coming out of her ass instead of above it. But the face is goodtry making the hooves less squishy too, next time
>>13921364That is a weird thing
>>13921380Noted. I'm still undecided as to how to block out hooves properly.I might redraw this because I'm not really happy with the result.
wow why haven't I read Paranatural before
>>13921357I like how you can actually recognize Rumble, but you have to rely on the clothes' colors to say it's Scootaloo.
>>13921357Its just sex with boys. Doesn't make her a slut.
>>13921419Fluttershy/anything is never unf.
>>13921373>can't find a regular slutty mare>have to settle for a trappy stallion
DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME, LITTLE MAN
>>13921452DON'T YOU DEROGATE OR DERIDE
Good morning MLPGI went to sleep around >>13919687You were really ded
>>13921456YOU'RE IN MY THREAD NOW, NOT YOUR THREAD
>>13921462and I've got pones on the other side
>>13921467>implying you have ponies
>>13921419>fluttershy/beastWhich one do you want to see in particular?Bonus points if it relates to Halloween
>>13921408>You will never feed pony your excess energy in exchange for access to their special talent
>>13921483>relating to halloweenMaybe a black panther?
Why are we so ded lately?
>>13921483Fluttershy/Pangoro Or any ghost type really.
>>13921515Dr. Facilier pls, you already sang earlier
>>13921506We're ded forever. ded together.We're a family and so much more.No matter what comes, we will face the weather.We're ded to the core.
>>13921506Because all the people who talk about the show are gone, leaving you monsters
Apples Forever is already the best song of S4. I don't possibly see how anything could top it. It's perfect.
>>13921548But Applejack's in it
>>13921548At least wait for the Ponko musical episode
>>13921515>>13921542Alrightyou've finally got your chancethey're going to make you in to a ponythe problem is there are only two options to choose from at the momentwould you rather be the slutty mare, or the pretty princess?if you're feeling bold, you could also choose to be a pretty slutty princess
>>13921539I like to talk about the show but it's becoming increasingly difficult to come up with a topic we haven't already discussed a million times.
>>13921555I take pretty Princess, please.And then hope that my waifu is bi or a lesbian.
>>13921548>generic AJ country song about "family is love, family is life"Yeah no
>>13921557What if we discuss other shows?
>>13921557exactlymlpg is only for fetishes, contributor drama/worship and comic shit
>>13921570what if we discuss oc ponies?
>>13921570I do that, but for other shows there are other threads.
>>13921567If you care about the content rather than the composition, maybe.Besides, >generic rara pop song about "i am best pon"
>>13921579isn't that what we do all time timei mean, look at all the celestia talkshe's an oc at thispointsame with silver spoon
>>13921590I guess the problem is having too much generals on this board. moot pls gib /mlpg/
rumble is so cool
>>13921590>she's an oc at this pointYou mean all the smut? That is pretty out of character for every single one of them.
>>13921570I'd rather not. /co/'s cartoon discussions are terrible, although I watch a couple of the more popular shows I never post in the Adventure Time or Gravity Falls generals.>>13921587I can see your point and FiM sure is a kids' show... But Becoming Popular showed us a newer side of Rararararara's personality and displayed it in an interesting and definitely not generic way. Did we really need yet another "aj REALLY loves her family" song/episode?
In Look Before You Sleep, Spike was away for "royal business" in Canterlot.
>>13921555>pretty slutty princesswhy did I unf just thinking about that? I'm such a degenerate
>>13921613what newer side was that, anonfor the new song, we don't even know the context. can you explain why pinkie is with them?
>>13921614celestia was fucking him.
>>13921613I'd like to discuss comicbooks but most of the people here only read the show related ones or none at all
>>13921619embrace your destiny
>>13921640HEYHAVE YOU HEARD?THERE IS THIS COOL BOARD WHERE YOU CAN GO AND TALK ABOUT COMICSIT'S CALLED /CO/AND IT'S LOCATED ON 4CHANHERE LET ME HELP YOU OUT>>>/co/IT'S THAT EASY
>>13921602It's the hair.