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Topic: Your favourite pony has fallen sick and you must care for them! How do you go about doing that?
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Give her plenty of apples.
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give her the dick
that what you give to sick sluts right
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>>13915282
Plenty of apples, and good stew.
Unless it's a fever, then it's just water and light food.
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>>13915282
Make sure she got bed rest, drank plenty of fluids, and I'd read stories to her or something to try and help keep her entertained when she can't sleep.
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>>13915233
>you will never catch a princess roleplaying her favorite ships
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>>13915282
Good broth and apple juice, with plenty of bed rest and tending to
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>>13915354
>you will never get kissed by a horse
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>>13915354
trixie and her
BIG
MOUTH
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>>13915282
Make her some herbal tea.
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>>13915282
See? Fluttershy can be funny. Fuck everypony who wouldn't laugh at her jokes, they're self entitled pricks who have nothing better to do that to SCOFF AT FREE ENTERTAINMENT!!
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>>13915378
Yes anon.
Quite big.
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>>13915354
I'd have great and powerful kisses with Trixie
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>>13915282
Keep them well hydrated and fed. Make sure they sleep as much as they can. Get them new tissues often so they can get all the bad stuff out!
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>>13915282
I'd read her some stories she would like
Ask twilight for books on how to take care of a pony and junk
man I'd do a lot of things for that pone
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>>13915396
Would you worship the great and powerful ass?
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>>13915375
Trixie's glasses vanish in panel 4
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This is really cool
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>>13915416
THE KISS WAS A DISTRACTION
DAMN YOU TWILIGHT
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>>13915416
magic!
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>>13915416
YOUR MOTHER'S GLASSES VANISH IN PANEL FOUR
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>>13915412
Yes, but I just finished having a fap so my mind isn't on such lewd things at the moment.
Kisses and cuddles are the flavor of the moment.
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>>13915428
is that the place from forrest gump
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http://imgur.com/6lOG4ae

over the line nanaki
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>>13915446
I hope you are being facetious
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>>13915282
I'd give her a hoof massage
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>>13915474
Fatty.
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>>13915474
Jeez Twily, having wings doesn't mean you don't have to walk anymore, you know?
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Does anyone have a spare Darksiders 2 key?
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>>13915474
she looks like the dog from the cartoon 101 dalmatians
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>>13915517
Let's solve that.
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>>13915517
What happened to all the ponies?
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>>13915532
Died from krokodil

Especially the pink one
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>>13915532
The ponies have gone on vacation.
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butts.
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>>13915532
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>>13915545
how come I wasn't invited?
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>>13915545
B. Call pone when?
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>>13915548
Butts?
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>>13915527
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>unironically
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>>13915569
yes.
butts.
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>>13915580
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Best butt coming through
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>>13915589
Okay, butts.
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>>13915607
how do you even pronounce xieril?
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>>13915592
>MTsfetish.png
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>>13915617
Sheryl
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>>13915617
zeh - earl
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>>13915617
zyear-ull
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>>13915611
Good thing you warned us, that thing could've knocked someone flat
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>>13915617
zey ril
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>check /unf/
>expect ponies
>see this

http://mlpg.co/unf/res/1264.html

What in the flying fuck is this? This is just straight up camwhoring. There's no connection with MLP at all
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>>13915617
жайпил
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>>13915614
very good.
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Pony says it's -much- safer behind wall Sina
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>>13915643
>There's no connection with MLP at all
So is your post
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>>13915651
Pony has shit taste in anime.
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>>13915643

>fetishfags

give em an inch and they take a mile
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>>13915655
>There's no connection with MLP at all
So is your face
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>>13915655
So is YOUR post!
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>>13915650
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>>13915624
>>13915631
>>13915639
These are all valid

>>13915622
>
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pony has gone into power-saving mode
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>>13915643
hide it or discuss it here: http://mlpg.co/sic/res/103.html
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>>13915649
WHERE EEZ ZJE WODKE
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>>13915643
He has worn the little CMC cape corset thing

Close enough for me!
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>>13915679
yes.
let the butts flow through you.
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>>13915692
In the fridge. Where the fuck else would you keep vodka? Do you put it in the shower? Is your vodka up your ass?
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>>13915720
I keep mine in the pantry because I don't like it cold
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>>13915712
I can't keep my cool if I keep posting butts.
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>>13915712
more like let me flow into butts
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>>13915727
What kind of hellish pantry isn't cold?
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>>13915720
The freezer.
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>>13915643
What makes it worse is that he's not even a good trap.
He has really manly hands. A less than stellar butt. AND his dick isn't cute.

MLPG has really low standards so they take what they can get.
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>>13915739
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>13915617
Like "cereal"
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>>13915732
exactly.
>>13915735
ha~
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>>13915736
my pantry is warmer than my fridge which is in turn warmer than my freezer
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where's rediv
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>>13915761

remove thine hands from my waifu, you heathen
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>>13915767
in my butt
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>>13915761
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>>13915767
in your butt
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>>13915761
No, don't you try and get me revved up! I will not make a repeat occurrence of goo ponies or admiring Pinkie's posterior very physically!
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>you will never find a qt furry wolf gf
>who likes to fuck you in the ass with wolf animal dick strapon
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>>13915453
That's not me, I'm not into macro.
I love DJ's work though. He draws some amazing TG stuff.
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This general is butts!
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>>13915803
If only
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>>13915799
uh... th... this is, bait. Right guys? Right?
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>>13915799
>>13915801
wait a minute, who is the real nanaki here?
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>>13915829
they're both bcs
the real nanaki hasn't posted here in years
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>>13915829
Shoot them both.
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>>13915803
Like your face
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>>13915799
I wish I knew what was going on in that picture
I also with I had that many pancakes
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>>13915787
We'll just see about that, Aspirant.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90068245/Trixie%27sback%20Color%20MilknSpunk.jpg
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>>13915849
gross
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>>13915849
fuck off ea
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>>13915829
I am.

>>13915832
No dude, I'm still here.

>>13915799
Why is that chick wearing tape over her nipples and a wolf mask?
Why are there so many pancakes?
So many questions.
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pinkie pie
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>>13915841
I'd butter up those butterballs...
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>>13915842
I wish I had that many pancakes, but I wish they were still warm.

Nothing sucks more than cold pancakes
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>>13915866
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>>13915847
I guess we shall
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>>13915849
>New BB
God yes.
You're the only one that understands me, EA.
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>>13915849
will someone please erase the vag so i can save this
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>>13915849

>strange blue pear
>odd purple bean
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>>13915903
Hopefully I also make you cum
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>>13915901
how many butts can you endure before it becomes too much to bear?
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>>13915799
that other stuff aside a furry gf would be kind of cool

>human form built for hugging
>fluffy as fuck
>will eat your table scraps

Where did my life go wrong
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>>13915925
It gets easier when you learn to turn the other cheek
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>>13915936
>He doesn't own a dog.
Dumbass.
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>rose being a turbonerd on tumblr right now
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>>13915941
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>>13915955
>caring
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>>13915915
More than you can possibly imagine
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>>13915925
Depends on the quality of the butt and how depraved I'm feeling at the moment.

>>13915941
Hahahaha, well done.
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>>13915947
>taking your dog out to nice dinners
>fucking your dog
>letting your dog borrow your scarf
>dating your dog
>marrying your dog

Gross.
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>>13915955
oh man look at those ears
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>>13915573
Kind of surprising that that was made by Danfango700.
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>>13915947
You can't fuck your dog.
Well, you can, but I wouldn't recommend it.
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>>13915971
>>13915915
>>13915903
>>>/old horse/
>>>/unf/
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>>13915980
It's only gross if you don't each it to walk on its hind legs like God intended.
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>>13915984
He actually used to lurk here
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>>13915979
oh, you'll be feeling depraved by the time I'm done with you
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>>13915282
Sounds like someone needs an all day snuggle, stay in your pajamas, order take out and watch movie day!
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>>13915965
>being this late with the marker
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>>13916002
who fucking cares
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>>13916002
Really?
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we still butts?
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>>13915909
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1. Timecop
2. Snape Kills Dumbledore
3. A Hufflepuff Does Something Useful, Then Dies
4. The Pilot Episodes
5. Undending Wind-Waker-esque Scavenger Hunt, Then Harry Kills Voldemort Because of a Technicality
6. Ginny Weasley is a Fucking Idiot
7. Best Villain Gets Raped by Centaurs Probably
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>>13916010
Sir or madam, I write fiction of a little girls cartoon that frequently delves into the sexual.

I always feel depraved.
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BAM
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>>13916025
>>13916027
>MLPG.
>We agree on everything.
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>>13915849
somebody crop out the vag and asshole and call it "strange pink cave.png"
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>>13915980
>all that
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>>13916036
>nontransparent
Come on now.
You can do better.
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>>13916046
>Havent read homestuck in years
>Have fuck all clue what is even going on anymore
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>>13916048
>It's saved as a gif.
>Tiarawhy's bat is seen flying out of it.
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>>13916032
Oh god what's wrong with her
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>>13916025
Not you I guess

>>13916027
Yeah, he stopped lurking after S2 I think
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>>13915879
EA pls cuddle a pony
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>>13915971
<3 <3 <3
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how would you store your cube ponies?
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>>13916075
She's fallen and she can't get up. Completely defenseless really.
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>>13915643

The guy jizzing on pony dolls made me realize that MLPG cannot claim any superiority to "bronies" or "the piss" anymore.

We ARE what we rebelled against. We're straight up pervert bronies.
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>>13916062
I was hoping it'd be shorter and more fun like Problem Sleuth.
It's just really fucking crazy now.
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>>13916043
let me rephrase.
you'll be feeling more depraved than usual by the time I'm done with you.
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hnnng
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>>13916095
goddamn why must your shemale char be so hot
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>>13916076
Hmm...
He apparently hates S3. A lot.
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>>13916098
Is it so wrong to want something like this, but just to love and cuddle?
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>>13916055
>also all those artifacts
sudoku in progress
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>>13916094
Man, I sort of miss Ponyfukr or how ever you spelled that.
One guy even got him to cum on his belt
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>>13915709
>He has worn the little CMC cape corset thing
>Close enough for me!

Not enough for me pervert.
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>>13916095
>shorter
>like Problem Sleuth
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>>13916055
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>>13916114
>One guy even got him to cum on his belt

That was me.
Biggest accomplishment ever.
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>>13915751
It is!
Every time I see MLPG lose their shit over this guy I am disgusted.
If you're going to fap to traps at least make sure they're good traps.
I mean god, have some standards, people.
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>>13916119
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>>13916119

Squidwards toenail.png

can you see it?
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>>13916119
>Mewball.png
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>Twilight makes a magic pendant that glows pink whenever the wearer has lewd thoughts.

Which of her friends would she give it to?
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>>13916106
She's only as attractive as the artist drawing her is talented.
Show the artists love, not me and my crappy character.
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>>13916098
That would be quite difficult, I assure you.
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>>13916161
Applejack
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>>13916161
Rarity so she can get a dozen more made up
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>>13916161
Anon.
>It never stops glowing.
>Sometimes you can see the physical beam come out of it.
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>tfw you came up with the "plum floating in water" as a response to Sparkler posting that picture
>tfw everyone thinks he came up with it

I didn't even care until just now.
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>>13916161
IF she gives it to Pinkie Pie, it'll always be on!

casuse she is pink and the light will difuse and make it look pink all the time anyway
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bat pony
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>>13916076
Huh, that's not terribly surprising given the content of his videos. I always assumed, but never made a mention of it.
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>>13916166
Some /soc/ hipster is having a fun time right about now
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>>13916119
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You're all a bunch of degernates.

I remember when we were "ironically" perverts.

Now we're just perverts.
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>>13916166
Ahaha, the pic swap thing happened to me.

I only wonder where that ended up.

>>13916185
One can only hope.
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>>13916166
what the-that's not a pony butt!
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>>13916183
satyr
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>>13916161
Fluttershy, Rarity, and Celestia.
Then she activates the secondary effect that lets her know their lewdest thoughts.
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>>13916193
fun police pls go
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>>13916195
>the pic swap thing

When did this start happening?
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>>13916193
Spell it right so it can be caught by the filter
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>>13916193
Anon please

It was never ironic
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>>13916186
I love it when we play this game.

It's so much fun later when people have to guess the full image.
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>>13916195
cease your struggle.
give in to your dark desires for ponies and their soft rumps.
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>>13916200
>>13916183
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>>13916062

>reading homestuck
>ever
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>>13916234
Now make it 40k or something and we can call it a day
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>>13916248
no
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Is this the night thread?
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>>13916265
now... and forever!
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>>13916265
No, this is Marker.
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>>13916251
Yes.
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I hope I didn't upset BCS when I said I had a crush on her.
How do I get her to like me and think I'm not creepy
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>>13916232
I don't think-

>>13916253
Well now.
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>>13916289
You're a dick and I hate you

Go fuck a horse nerd
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Magic schmagic. Boo!
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>>13916287
pony is not for 40k
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>>13916317
Pony shouldn't hug watermelon slices like that, s/he'll get all sticky.
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>>13916289
Filter her.
She likes it and so do I.
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>>13916295
do I detect a faltering in your resolve?
you can't resist forever. the butts are stronger than you.
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>>13916317
>So poorly done you don't even notice the tongue is going in and out.
Fucking lazy bronies...
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Are there any more colt fapfics out there?
That pastebin from last thread was good, but i need more.
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>>13916309
Trixie is a pony worth booing.
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>>13916336
I noticed just fine and so did you apparently
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>>13916317

Whoa, neat.

>>13916336

I'm more concerned about the tail honestly.
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>>13916300
I know you're not her, but she's probably thinking the same thing
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>>13916334
>that sweet municipal booty
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>>13916349
I only noticed because I squinted.
I was figuring they would not bother to animate that.
Then I saw they DID and it bothered me.
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>>13916337
I really hope the guy that wrote that does a continuation of that story. I really enjoyed it.
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anyone want a stram or something? I'm bored.
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>>13916353
Your taxes pay for that.
As a constituent you should know your rights.
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>>13916353
We should put more funding into her booty
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>>13916353
She's a very busy mare
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>>13916230
I'm not very good at this
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>>13916265
>>13916275
>>13916285
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>>13916369
Please do.
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We don't see it here, but Trixie was crying in this scene, and all the way back to Hoofington.
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>>13916353
yes.
tell us more about that municipal booty.
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>>13916382
Looks like the wind ring from Klonoa.
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>>13916334
Oh of course they are. Butts are eternal. Willpower is fleeting, more often than not.

But I believe I've held out just fine to refrain from speaking of riding the mayor's municipal backside in her locked office so hard that the entire town feels an immediate tax break.
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>>13916390
You should write a Trixie sadfic.
Those are original.
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>>13916407
>wind ring
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>>13916405
>that butt
Get the lube.
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>>13916418
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>>13916407
Fucking nerd
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>>13916317

I'm curious... Anyone know when this was made?
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>>13916429
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>>13916407
It's a little bigger than that, I assure you...
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>>13916436
probably a month or so ago
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>>13916442
>>13916424
I don't get it
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>>13916416
>riding the mayor's municipal backside in her locked office so hard that the entire town feels an immediate tax break.
tell me more.
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>>13916457
Why is this so funny to me every time it's posted?
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>>13916382
pfffftahahaha
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>>13916418
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>you will never worship a satyr's hooves
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>>13916463
She looks as though she has seen a ghost!
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>>13916455
It's not the kind of ring you can wear, unless you're ultralewd.
http://i.imgur.com/Az9EGza.jpg
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>>13916481
>Not their dangerously delicious thighs
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>>13916473
Why does it look like someone has just grafted her head onto that body?
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>>13916481
>We are going to see these at cons.
>The are going to explain to news outlets just how these things came to be.
>"Bronies: Actually want to have sex with ponies!"
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Continue to be good by doing nothing at all
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>>13916481
>stilts

I don't like girls who are taller than me.
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>>13916481
>satyr digitigrade leg-worship
I'd give my kidney for a lewd story like that.
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>>13916484
those pesky spirits just won't stop staring at the royal backside
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>>13916494
this
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rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararara
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>>13916529
You could always wear a pretty dress, they won't stop staring, but you might not feel so self-conscious as a result.
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>>13916533
ok fine geez
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>>13916533
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
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>>13916494
>>13916532
...god dammit those thighs...
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>>13916532
>pretending that's how your love-child with Lyra would look
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>>13916546
Holy shit this is hot
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>>13916545
Anon no, that may be your daughter depending on who your wiafu is!
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>>13916533
"Yes?"
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>>13916488
Needs a massive cock
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>>13916552
You silly pony, not only can you not stand like that, but you're not even a doctor.
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>>13915282
I force her to stay in bed all day.
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>>13916532
Does GR still come by here?
I miss his art.
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>>13916546
The Clean version if anyone wants it
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But isn't she only like 11 years old?
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>>13916567
I think you're a very beautiful mare and I would like to take you to the movies.
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>>13916463
There's not much more to tell, honestly.

Except that perhaps hot dogging those buns while she's trying to give a convincing speech may or may not lead to sudden closet politicking at her speech's conclusion.

And the day after.

Or that I don't think the Mayor being a little older is a hindrance to her potential...appeal, to a younger demographic.
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>>13916365
What if I did write a part 2?
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>>13916512
*unguligrade

Digitigrade is different because toes are not toenails and you could probably actually walk comfortably if you had weird digitigrade legs
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>>13916569
I like you
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>>13916563
well it's not Lyra!
that means she's fair game once she comes of age!
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>>13916582
pretty mature thighs

Captcha: ppedco greatness
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>>13916582
Brothers, look, she knows not what heresy she does

Grab her butt, battle brothers, for the emprah
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>>13916584
>a little older
She has a Pink Mane t
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>>13916601
Good luck getting the dad to like you first.
I hear he was trained in gorilla warfare.
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What if pizza delivery ponies spouted cheesy porno lines, but were completely nonsexual/oblvious about it
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>>13916584
Haleigh needs to check her privilege, how does she expect bees to get an education
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>>13916582
She won't be 11 forever.
And of her thighs are nice now, just imagine how they'll look once her figure's filled out.
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>>13916618
>her dad is literally a gorilla
>planet of the apes is going down on equestria
>they got there before humans
>for some reason their hybrid children look human and your kids look gorilla
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>>13916588
I would fall in love with you.
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>>13916609
Are you saying older ponies can't have colorful manes?
You're the reason why she dyes it. Meanie.

Though to be fair it compliments her coat more when it's gray.
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>>13916532

>pick her up
>twirl her around
>give her a hug
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>>13916638
>your kids look gorilla
I get to have kids with pony?
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http://i.imgur.com/AWWAzmc.jpg
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>>13916652
Yes

But they look like gorillas with pony legs
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>>13916652
You can't because incompatible.
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>>13915342
RECONDITIONING!!
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>>13916657
Anon, why do you feel the compulsive need to post your shitty porn here?
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>>13916583
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>>13916665
>Science has created the /v/accine.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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You have a romantic evening planned with your little pony tomorrow night. As you are out purchasing special horse oats to surprise her with, you run into your little pony's best girlfriend. The two of you get to chatting and the friend tells you that she found out that your little pony is planning to shave her legs for you. Apparently your little pony heard that this is a thing human women do before their romantic evenings, and she wanted to do whatever she could to be attractive to you personally.

Do you call up your little pony and tell her not to do it, or do you let pony do it for you
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goats all over the world
lock horns
start a goat train
goat train
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>>13916647
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>>13916584
yes. yes. this is perfect.
please, go on. surely those tight buns warrant further discourse.
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>>13916659

>gorillas with pony legs
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>>13916664
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>>13916665
WHY WOULD I WANT TO ZAP MY BRAIN TO HATE PONY
IF I COULD I'D ZAP MY BRAIN TO ENTER A COMA AND DREAM WITH BEING WIHT PONE. ALL OF THE PONE BUT THIS ONE >>13916680 THE MOST
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>>13916684
NO, FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13916685
Pony is not for shaving.
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Which drawfags do you think are gay?
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>>13916685
I'd call her up and tell her that while it's a sweet thought, her fuzzy legs are wonderful.
Then I'd whisper those unspeakable things I'd do to them.
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>>13916680
Gosh, you're so pretty.
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>>13916685
Stop her
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>>13916702
What a cute little princess
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>>13916701
I miss SB
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>>13916718
whichever ones are male and horny. After busting a nut they come to their senses
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>>13916665
>norm compliance is independent of knowledge about the norm

Bullshit, or their testing is lacking
Societal norms are incredibly varied depending on culture
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>>13916718
Dovne.
Braeburned.
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>>13916657
this doesn't make any sense at all
that pony is supposed to be an earth pony, not a unicorn
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>>13916718
Brae, Dovne, Saine.
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>>13916702
I thought that said picnics

I request sleepy picnics
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>>13916718
Jessy and Rose.
And MT.
Together.
In a tub filled with olive oil.
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>>13916750
No, Saine's bi
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>>13916736
everyone has a pretty good idea of what "norm" is, even if it doesn't apply to them, and even if they wish it wasn't the norm.
Homosexuals, for instance
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I heard Jessy ran off with all the commission money and bought herself a fursuit of her OC
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>>13916702
Why is her horn so pointy?
That looks dangerous.
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>>13916761
>$3k worth of commission money
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>>13916756
He's still gay, he just also happens to be straight at the same time.
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>>13916765
she's almost tall enough to gouge Celestia's eye out. After than, she can take out Celestia in the 60 seconds it takes her eyes to regenerate
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>>13916765
Would you file a pony's horn?
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>>13916754
>olive oil
>not melted marshmellow
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>>13916692
>Jubilee

Now there's a butt I could get behind.

But I digress.

I fear I've run out of butt pictures.

I don't know how I could go on without just monologuing about caressing, pinching, biting, licking, kneading, slapping, and generally adoring a pleasant posterior.

To know I could make her problems wash away for even a brief moment would bring me about as much joy as ending together would.
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>>13916788
No you fool, you want slick, not stick!
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>>13916782
Is she okay with it? Would it hurt her?
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>you will never squeeze pony's oversized prostate
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>>13916814
>it's like a small baseball
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>>13916569
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>>13916828
homerun
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>>13916792
are you feeling sufficiently depraved now?
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>>13916828
>every little squeeze makes her groan and shudder, leaking profusely
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>>13916826
She's a goddamn succubus!
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>>13916761
Who?
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>>13916847
please squeeze it slowly, i don't even know what kind of damage you'd do if you just went to town on it
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>>13916814
>>13916828
>>13916847
I thought this was her clit for a second.
I'm sad it's not, but... go on.
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>>13916382
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>>13916832
I don't even know how to find spitfire
what kind of help does she need
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why are filly fapfics so hot
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>>13916863
>not being as gentle as your pony needs you to be
>not fondling her balls with your other hand as you tease her closer and closer to climax
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Why is this a thing.
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>>13916857
Owlolicious pls go
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>>13916851
She's not that inefficient.
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>>13916847
>prostate
>her
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>>13916867
i recognize this asshole
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>>13916875
the thing that bugs me most about this is that they just had to make it alicorn twilight instead of normal EqG twilight
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>>13916875

hasbro marketing team
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>>13916875
Isn't that the EG expansion to the iOS game?
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>>13916891
You do?
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Three hours until polls conclude for first round!

http://challonge.com/poneisfight

Round 1:
TS vs RD: http://strawpoll.me/503573
FS vs PP: http://strawpoll.me/503582
AJ vs RR: http://strawpoll.me/503585

Vote for your favorite pony!
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>>13916875
Does Hasbro even realize how furry this is?
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Hoof-biting action overload!
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>>13916843
What do you want me to say, anon?

That if given the chance, and consent, I'd rut the ever loving hell out of any given pony's backside? Until they were a sweaty, reddened mess?

Because I would.
If it wasn't such a fantasy.
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>>13916732
SB will be back once his wave of super depression settles down a bit
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>>13916873
your collecting all the "milk" in a pail, right?
>>13916904
yea, it's from that 6-titted giant caterpillar lady in the forest.
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>>13916900
Yes, it is.

>>13916909
No, they do not.

>>13916896
It's weird, why are Pinkie and Dash there in normal form but Twilight is in her pony-human form?
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>>13916891
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>>13916702
true fact: since becoming a princess twilight has not canon read one single book
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>>13916736
The mechanism that makes you comply with things is separate from everything else

It's what makes you hide your power level in public
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>>13916911
shut up pinkie
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>>13916906
>vytalibus
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>>13916927
Correcto
>>13916935
I'm gonna try to see if I can get some more porn of this perhaps in the near future
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>>13916928
Gotta push that Alicorn Twilight I guess. Same reason why She's incapable of having her wings folded in by her side during the entirety of that sequence at the end of S4.
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>>13916927
But of course. Though sometimes I like to just put a condom on her and watch it balloon larger and larger.
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http://i.imgur.com/kyKnqWL.jpg
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>>13916875
how are the humans supposed to know twily is superior masterrace alicorn and not a filthy pegasus?
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>>13916906
>vulapa

no thanks
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>>13916915
my work here is done.
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>>13916949
i didn't even like it for fapping, it's just an awesome creature
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>>13916964
There's no difference

Magic can't be innate to living beings on earth in the MLP universe apparently, only enchanted objects. Apparently we have a severe mana shortage.
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>>13916936
The first thing she did was ask for a book
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>>13916972
Well yeah agreed but it always irked me how there was only one image of it
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>>13916936
True faact: Twilight has always been an ugly
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>>13916936
she read in eqg in the library
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>>13916964
nigga fuck what you heard, the deviant artists come up with some adorable stuff
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>>13916964
Oh No, Twilight is late for school!
I hope she doesn't bump into anyone on her way there
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>>13916984
didn't you know anon

space frogs took the magic of friendship away from us
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>>13916962
thank you based japan
no do ab and big mac pls
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A mark of one's destiny, singled out alone fulfilled
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>>13916877
>in the bee world when the queen is no longer able to function or mate the colony will gather around her and smother her to death
>i assume changelings are exactly the same

unf
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>>13916984
>Anonymous gets to Equestria
>All the unicorns and the princesses see him as a hole in the universe since he is completely devoid as magic and are unable to deal with this fact
>It's comparable to stuff from the Cthulu mythos for them
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>>13916943
>>13916966
Thanks, Jude.
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>>13916875
Is there a pony thing like this? Did they make one of these for EQG before making one for ponies?
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>>13916989
noooooo
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>>13916998
What's wrong with the artist?
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Why do I click on imgur and derpibooru links every time?

I don't like pony sexually and many of the links actually nausiate me.
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>>13917024
>fluttershy's slow doubletake as she realizes that dash only has one wing.gif
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>>13916971
Oh please, I've had much worse outbreaks than that.

I'm effectively counting down the days till the next bout of unchecked fantasy-disregarding wall of text about how I'd fuck a goo pony till she couldn't keep shape or make Rarity the most disheveled hot mess in all of Equestria.


I should feel ashamed but I'm often more pleased at my imagination than reviled anymore. Oh how things change.
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>>13917025
he means on the inside. You still have a rockin' hot bod
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>>13916962
>tfw no imgur script on this computer
>so i have to manually open each link
>it is always disappointment

dang
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>>13916989
That's an awful thing to say scrubbles.
She is a very pretty pony.
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>>13917020
>Doesn't help that he emerged out the ocean.
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>>13917019
and he didn't get stung at all?
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>>13917025
>>13917046

Hey, whats the difference be tween twilight and a book?

at least a book has a spine!
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>>13917020
This headcanon is kind of dumb

Humans could be affected by magic in EqG, but the magic had to come from a crown, and then more magic from friendship and shit. In equestria, magic comes out of thin air. The best explanation is that pony magic works by taking ambient or stored magic and then shaping it into a spell, and equestria has a shitload of ambient magic, probably stemming from the shitload of friendship they have.

If anything, a particularly surly human would reduce the amount of magic available but not be a void in the universe
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>>13917019
anon porfis
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>>13916952
I think my real issue with alicorn Twilight isn't anything about the show's story or characterization or anything; MLP has some pretty decent writers and I'm sure they can make it work.

It's just that seeing her flaunted around like this sort of serves as a grim reminder that, in the end, the show is made for selling toys to little girls. And if the show doesn't live a short, successful life, then it'll end up living a long, miserable one where everything that made it good will be gone and replaced with pandering and marketing gone unchecked.
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How do you draw pony butts
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>>13916949
....more porn of what exactly
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>rara with no makeup
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>>13917020
I never liked this fanwank
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>>13917054
The "things" in Equestria Girls weren't human. Do people around you look like that?
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>>13917029
nothing
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>>13917049
Anon, don't be silly.
Insects are your friends!
The would have only stung him if he tried to run away and caused them to panic.
If you stand still and act calm the bees will not sting you.
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>>13917024
Nope, it's the EG expansion for the Gameloft game. We don't know what it entails, besides that game and being able to get alicorn Twilight in your town.
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>>13917067
Well that is Celestia, just not the one I meant to post
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>>13917063
A big fat caterpillar beast in the Everfree who gets a kick out of dominating ponies with her butthole
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25407993/SHARING/Commissions/comm1.jpg
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>>13917056
>>13917071
OVER THE LINE!
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OKAY MLPG

ADMIT IT

ARE YOU GETTING POKEMON X

OR POKEMON Y
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>>13917069
I'm red/green colorblind
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>>13917060
Yeah? I fully expect MLP to sink back to G3 status within a few years. MLP was only barely limping along for almost two decades until FiM. That and Hasbro are well known for gutting franchises to sell toys.
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>>13916936

>fried "chicken" in Equestria
>a mix of tofu and wheat-gluten wrapped around a stick, coated in a crunchy breadcrumb/flour coating and fried.
>Served with mashed potatoes and onion or sawmill gravy, coleslaw and biscuits
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>>13917088
Pokemon X
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>>13917081
Are you that guy who wanted her to back you into a tree? If so, sup.
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>>13917056
>Control over bees.
>No.
>Fucking WASPS.

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!
BEAST MASTERY DOES NOT ALLOW YOU TO CONTROL SATANS PERSONAL DEMON DOGS!
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>>13916875
twilight's bigger as an alicorn equestria girl than her friends
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>>13917088
X
red/black edgy OC handbird a shit
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>>13917050
It's not Twilight's fault she doesn't have a spine.
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Good Night.
You should probably get some sleep too.
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>>13917088
Pokemon is a game for children
Grow up anon
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>>13917091
Could you give some examples? I don't really doubt you, but I've never really followed Transformers or anything of Hasbro's other toy franchises.
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>>13917088
POKEMAN Z!
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>>13917100
Yes, and sup
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>>13917098
Arise
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>>13917088
Neither.
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>>13917101
IS IT THE SHOES?
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>tfw you hate an artist
>but he is the only one in the entire fandom who has drawn your fetish
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>>13917081
wow that sounds hot_
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>>13917040
What if fucking a normal pony until they couldn't keep shape?
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>>13917088
Neither, I don't have a 3DS.
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Chrysalis' big ass
In a torn pair of tight fitting jeans
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>>13917088
My friend rewrote my file in Diamond in 9th grade. I don't have the heart for pokemon anymore. I was on the elite gym leaders
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>>13917088
Y
Deeralga players need not apply.
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>>13917132
what fetish?
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>>13917132
Twilight's fetish is talking to princess Celestia
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i take a sip of my coffee and think

man

i want to fuck gloomy
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>princess twilight's everyday tasks become increasingly complicated and bizarre
>traveling to alternate dimensions, quelling the power struggle between four princesses, watching pinkie move in with another family like a bum
>she jolts awake in a pile of horror books
>sees her wingless body in the library window, sighs, then trots upstairs to bed
>all of season 4 is a dream
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>>13917088
>70 pokemon
>no Triple and rotation battle
>little post game content
>no Battle Frontier
>no Game Corner

lel
bw2 still the best
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>>13917132
I make an effort to not learn personal things about artists who's work I enjoy


I can fap to stuff by people I hate, but it takes some of the fun out of it
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>>13917081
that sounds like it could be hot if it were just a normal, or maybe slightly large, sized pony instead of a caterpiller
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>>13917156
ponies shitting in panties
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>>13917174
>pony instead of a caterpillar
fuck off m8
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>>13917179
no wonder only one person draws it
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>>13917174
>not liking bugs
>2013
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>>13917088
i was never into pokemon
so no
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Pony will be waiting for you behind wall Sina, when you come to your senses
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>>13917136
That's a little much for me, anon.

I'm pretty darn vanilla in most respects.
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Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>you will never snuggle a big muscular stallion
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>>13917179
I wish I could enjoy scat
All the best really fetishy jap artists put it in everything I can't enjoy it
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>>13917119
Pretty much everything they had in the 80s and early 90s eras. Mind, they're not the only company to make dumb toys (see: any superhero packaged with a vehicle that covers something their superpowers do already), but GI Joe is a good example. They axed the franchise entirely up until the recent movies because the toys weren't selling as well as they used to.

And of course the most recent example of changing a show to sell toys is Alicorn Twilight. They're first and foremost a toy company and their shows have always been just to sell toys. I was hoping FiM's success might've made them realise that doing things the other way round is more sustainable, given that they started making show accurate toys (remember pink Celestia?) and the new unique blindbags like Granny Smith and Gilda. But whatever.
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>>13917200
Pony will hopefully realize that SNK is immensely over hyped and not really all that good.
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Scat is a shitty fetish.
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>>13917166
but you don't even have any coffee
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>>13917205
Either she's killed or they all become alicorns.
One is more likely than the other
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>>13917208
>you will never have someone be your little mare
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>>13917167
And the season 3 finale was a dream too?
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Come to bed anon
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>>13917205
Meghan is a false god. I only follow the word of Faust.
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I still don't get why I like her so much
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>>13917211
I only enjoy it if it's centaurs doing it
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>>13917243
>in bed with the Cakes and Pinkie Pie
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>>13917242
I wanted to write that but it was already a long post
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>>13917236
Bigger and musclier pls.
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>>13917223
I agree
Faceless please go.
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>>13917235
>"Well, I think I can speak for us all when I say, I was NOT expecting them to kill off the main 7 like that..."
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>>13917243
That's not my bed the three of you are lying in.

And you aren't even real. Just a figment of my tormented imagination.
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>>13917255
link?
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>>13917255
>centaurs

the worst
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>>13917212
It is what it is, in the end. If Hasbro manages to put out ANY decent merch, grab it while you can. They're never, ever going to truly understand how merchandise and a show go together. All they understand is how to make profitable toys.
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>>13917254
>taking animation cues from Fluffy

WRONG
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>>13917235
I really hope it doesn't come to that. To me the only pony who has any sort of business being an Alicorn is Twilight Sparkle.
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What if season 6 has an Alicorn Space Colony?
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>>13917275
cry me a river
>>13917274
http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa74eb00e0fdc5269deb715081230a31/tumblr_mt7g7chSbJ1ri2xb4o1_1280.png
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>>13917264
He already went.
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>>13917288
This is ridiculous.
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>>13917174
>big pony wants to let you cuddle her butt
>it's a trap
>she sits on you
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>>13917298
How big?
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>>13917254
Could it be because she has a simple design and she's really cute? Or because she never takes herself too seriously? Or because of her giant horse butt?
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does anyone have the horsefucking test image?
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>>13917158
>Every time they hold a conversation she cums right on the spot
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>>13917020
shoggoth anon story when?
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>>13917307
I've never actually seen any pictures of her having a giant butt
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>>13917276
Yeah, 's why my pony merch is all custom stuff anyway. Lyra figurine and a bat pony plush since I'm well aware bat ponies will probably never even show up again on the show let alone have any kind of role big enough for Hasbro to do anything them

but they're so cute I really wanted to get one
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>>13917307
It's always Horse butt Nanaki always Horse butt...
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>>13917292
thanks for the opinion
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>>13917306
Somewhat large and husky, not quite alicorn height but with more mass
Think Babs compared to CMC
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>>13917232
That's one tiny briefcase
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>>13917316

You're always nude, fucking retard.
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>>13917324
Fillies are never for sexual

and neither are colts

Mares and stallion maybe, but only if they can give consent.
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>>13917321
after somebody writes a story about a medieval knight in body concealing full plate armor living in the everfree forest, treated like an urban myth by ponies, their equivalent of bigfoot
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>>13917331
Gloomy big?
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>>13917333
it's not even a briefcase wow you're so dumb
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>>13917316
Beg pardon but we don't usually wear clothes.
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>>13917324
Not until you're older, AB.

It's just a crush, it'll pass.
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>>13917338
>the metal monster runs past a couple of ponies
>"STOOOOONEEEEERRSSS! DEGENERAAAATESSSSSS!"
>"what did he say?"
>"it was his monster language! he's going to eat us in our sleep!"
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>>13917325
They'll only reappear if the story calls for it or if Hasbro finds they're marketable and demands they reappear.
In other words: post pictures of them all over the MLP Facebook page and see what happens.
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>>13917276
Their toy and media divisions just don't communicate except for the odd directive from the former every now and again.

The two department heads should really be coordinating.
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>>13917338
>Sometimes you can hear him fighting the timber wolves, all by himself.
>None know why he crusades, or what he hopes to accomplish in the timeless wilderness of the Everfree.
>Only that should you cross his path, you must be pure of heart.
>Or fall, as the timber wolves do, to his iron blade.
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>>13917361
Exactly how Trixie came back.
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>>13917347
oh boy a new one is out, i love these.
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>>13917310
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>>13917365
They've been getting better at that more recently though, with the show accurate toys and all that. But the show is still a boat for the newest playset first and foremost.
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>>13917360
>ponies gather and discuss their theories about the creature
>the only consistent fact is that it really, really, does NOT like bubble pipes, which coincidentally are all the rage right now among Ponyville's filly population
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>>13917350
>>13917335
But pone always wear magical underwear that merges with their body skin. This way no ones genitals are shown. Its only revealed when they take it off, like in the bath.
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>>13917370
>at last, the forest quiets
>the timberwolves mighty stash of dank weed destoyed and burned
>all of ponyville gets high off the fumes
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>>13917371
Faust had plans for Trixie anyway. Not the same as what ended up happening, mind you.
Plus the scrip for the episode was penned before Equestria Daily was even founded, if I recall correctly.
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>>13917388
oh my
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>>13917377
I've almost gone through them all
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>>13917370
>the pones not pure of heart get a stiff smack from the flat of his blade
>on the rump
unf
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>>13917395
pretty sure you're missing a ton of them
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>>13917392
Faust had no plans for her and said that reintroducing secondary characters again would bog things down.
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>>13917395
>Rider kick

But she's not kicking at all, anon. Not at all.
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>>13917392
Nernaki I need fapfiction of your fursona.
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>>13917379
It's dumb. Their company structure is permanently ass-backwards.

That '80s shit where they make a toy first and then shoehorn it into the show just doesn't work like it used to. They need to just commit to the idea that the merch is subserviant to the media.
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>>13917378
>organize a debate about horsefucking

lets do this
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pony just pressed X to Jason
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>>13917392
>Faust had plans for Trixie anyway. Not the same as what ended up happening, mind you.
Her original plans also involved Trixie being a stallion, no? Do we have any other idea what those ideas about her originally planned character arc were, or if they even involved redemption?
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>>13917392

>"ANONNUMUTH!"
>"DHA GRREATH AN' POWUHFUHH TL-L-L-LIXTHIE IDH IN NEED OF STHOMEDING DU DRINGK!"
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>>13917407
that filename is grade A horseshit
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>>13917406
>the smack preceeds a long overhead charge
>the ponies always run off before he can land it
>anon is not that good with a greatsword
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>>13917407
I have that one, though.
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>>13917408
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>>13917337
but none of them are incapable of giving consent
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>>13917420
Magic duel was supposed to be a s2 episode, and the script was finalized ages ago.
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Discuss this pone and its importance to pone society.
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>>13917388
Why not just wear normal clothes?
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>>13917388
>they all have gigantic floppy horsecocks
>like way bigger than you'd think would be appropriate
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Man, are we going to have another one of those "God, Faust was so great" "Her ideas were the best" "Faust is the only reason the show was any good"
Moments again?
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>>13915565
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>>13917439
It's ugly so noone else has to be

Thank you for keeping the universe in balance pone
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>>13917433
A severely crippled one

or a real world one.

>>13917428
is there some sort of secret cabal that collaborates on this nonsense?
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>>13917441
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>>13917441
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>>13917447
Every time I see that four-quadrant circle in your undersketch I cringe.
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>>13917439

She's a diligent worker and the Equestrian Postal Service would be at a loss without her.
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>>13917413
I don't have any, sorry.

>>13917420
No idea. Though in that MLP bible book that came out a while ago, she said Trixie was the most underestimated, because she harbors the sort of jealousy that made Luna into Nightmare Moon.
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>>13917447
That's pretty cute, Tex.
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>>13917417
i wish there were more close up videos of horsemating.

nothing beats a powerful horse cumshot that sprays back out. there are so few videos of this.
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>>13917446
Faust was nice, but the people that atribute the succes of FiM to her are just stupid

Any major creative endevor always has the best results when multiple people provide input. It's the reason why the original trilogy rocked the world and the prequels did not.
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>>13917463
>Lauren wanted Trixie to become possessed by the Nightmare Energy
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>>13917340
maybe a bit bigger
she needs to be able to dominate a stallion with her butt alone
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>>13917447
A when?
>>
all of this discussion is meaningless

mlp will never be anything more than just a commercial for toys

it -might- have had potential to be something more

but that died in s3, or s2 if you want

at this point, it's just best to go along for the ride, and hope things don't get completely awful

we all know it's inevitable, but the least one can do is hope
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Pone just realized she's naked all along.
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>>13917432
>people on twitter are asking faust what she thinks of woy yonder porn


ugggggh. i cant wait for the next awful fandom to take over mlp but i guess it will be a while

sonic was #1 for so long but now without a doubt i will say mlp is the worst.
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>watching homemade porn
fun for the whole family!
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>>13917489
The potential died back in S1.
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>>13917487
When A isn't a terrible design.
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Mayor Mare.
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>>13917473
OTOH too many cooks etc. Art by committee can suck just as bad.

You do need a unifying executive authority, they just can't be so powerful that their every whim is gospel.
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>>13917489
it was a commercial for toys in s1 as well
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>>13917497
shit, that's what i meant.

fuck.
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>>13917473
Thank you.

I'm just really sick of people acting as if Faust is some kind of goddess, especially when the two episodes she did write weren't as good as the majority of the ones that came after
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>>13917475
>Nightmare Trixie

>>13917492
Trixie's attitude there is just perfect.
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>>13917492
I like when pony is naked.
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>>13917307
Probably a combination of the first two
I don't even sexualize her. I wouldn't fap to porn of her, even if she was a big dicked futa with a cockring fucking a human's throat.

>>13917323
That's kind of her thing
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>>13917516
So you like all naked pones?
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>>13917498
But A is the best.
You just don't like her because she's brown.
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>>13917501
that is true as well

but the best ideas come around from multiple creators playing off each other.
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>>13917520
That's not giant
Although maybe I'm just desensitized
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>>13917463
Praise the gods they boot her out.
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>>13917523
I already drew the best design, anon, and it wasn't A.
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>>13917531
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>>13917505
like i said

it had some potential to be more than just a commercial

but it's a moot point right now
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>>13917492
>start fapping
>rarity leaves in disgust
>twilight runs off to get notebook for research
>trixie poses
unf
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>>13917521
I like when all ponies are naked.
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>>13917489
I still think the comics are worthwhile, reference density be damned.
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>>13917552
Pony likes when pony is wearing clothes
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>>13917524
Best solution IMO:

A bunch of people offering ideas and spitballing.

1-2 directors calling the shots.

BUT if enough people think the director's decision is retarded bullshit, they overrule it.
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>>13917539
It better have been F or I swear to god
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>>13917550
>Rarity
>disgusted that you're pleasuring yourself when she's right there
Sounds accurate
She could be doing that for you
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>>13917560
E

But I did draw F.
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>>13917492
>stud
I unf everytime
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>>13917489
>it -might- have had potential to be something more

How? Please explain this to me. Because all this show ever was was just a slice of life pony show with the occasional adventure episodes and a shoehorned moral at the end.
The writing wasn't amazing. The animation wasn't astounding, but it was entertaining.
What potential are you talking about?
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>>13917557
But I can't have sex with clothed pony.
And why doesn't pony wear clothes more often then?
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>>13917577
>What potential are you talking about?
because during season one it was all about "OH GOD A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS!" like if it was something special.
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>you will never
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>>13917551
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>>13917463
Oh Faust-sama, how...cynical
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>>13917580
Pony wears clothes when you're not around.
Why do you think pony has such a large wardrobe?
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>>13917576

Well it IS a term to describe a breeder
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>>13917588
So pony wants me to see her naked?
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>>13917559
you're doing great, Fluttershy.
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>>13917550
>Trixie making lewd poses while watching you masturbate
...well this is a perfectly reasonable boner
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>>13917583

But Anon

I have.
Only for a few minutes, but it was nice.
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>"Welcome to Kenbucky Fried Celery, how can I help you?"
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>>13917548
what a cocktease
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>>13917582
Sometimes I think people are giving this show way too much credit.
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>>13917605
>"You may look upon the Great and Powerful Trixie, and desire all you like. But no touching."
>She says this while lying on her back and spreading her legs, mere inches from you.
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>>13917584
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>>13917620
Look at that cute pony.
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>>13917580
>can't have sex with clothed pony
try harder
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>>13917447

How is it I am able to tell exactly which pony that is despite not being able to see her hair or what color she is?
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>>13917583
There it looks a little more giant

I like it
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>>13917447
Thanks Tex.
Cutest design.
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>Lamar fucking Full Stop in the ass
well that escalated quickly
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Pone is wet.
She wants to come inside.
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HHow would you give a mane 6 character a canon love interest?
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>>13917660
Fluttershy, you were amazing up there
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>>13917679
Fine, let me get a towel first.
Does pony want something warm to drink?
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>>13917680
I wouldn't.
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>>13917680
I wouldn't.
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>>13917688
>"Got anything alcoholic?"
>"Who am I kidding, just get me something heavy."
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>>13917694
>>13917702

Hasbro is forcing you. At gun point.
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>>13917704
Would pony be interested in something with Absinthe?
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>>13917582
...what are you even on about?

The whole point of the show's formula was for a show both children and their parents could enjoy, and boys could feel comfortable watching it too. They would have suspenseful adventures every now and then, but most of it would be slice of life comedy/drama stuff for educating kids on good morals. It set out to do all of this as well as breaking the idea that shows aimed at girls CAN'T be any of these things.

The whole brony thing came as a surprise to everyone, including Faust. It's OUR fanbase that demanded the show to be something more than what it was meant to be. If you feel as if the show needs to well beyond what it ALREADY does to prove it's more than "just a show for girls", then you're missing a lot of the show's message.
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>>13917710
Offer Flash Sentry, then while they're distracted I disarm them and shoot myself
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>>13917710
Fine, I make a self insert pony and all the mane 6 are in love with him.
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>>13917712
I'm sure they would. After all...
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
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>>13917712
>she fixes her gaze at you for a brief moment
>she grunts heavily and looks down
>"Whatever's going to make me forget, Anon... It's been a rough day already."
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>>13917629
>you cum all over her legs and tummy
>"Oh my! Such quantity!"
>she dabs at one of the streaks on her belly before bringing her hoof to her mouth, licking it clean
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie certainly got you excited, didn't she?"
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>>13917723
who the fuck cares
the show is dead
most of us here only care for the porn and the comics
you might have some poor idiot thinking that the show will get decent
but he's just deluding himself
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>>13917673
wat
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>>13917660
>excited Celestia
hnnng
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>>13917752
>HEY LOOK AT ME BE CYNICAL WITH ME
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>>13917680
Out of the blue

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are ideal targets
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>>13917752
>most of us
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>>13917752
You certainly dont speak for everyone
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>>13917733
Alright, one Absinthe Daze coming up.
I don't usually do this, but can I ask what's going on with you?
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>>13917752
>most of us here only care for the porn and the comics

>implying
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>>13917583
>cords

WHAT YEAR IS IT
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>>13917551
>>13917633
God damn it applebloom those are hormone supplements, not candy.
But I can't argue with the results. 'nnnnnfff
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>FiM point and click adventure game
>some of the game overs are terrifying:
>Twilight is about to get a brain probe
>cuts to the outside of the Shadow Lair while you can still hear Twilight SCREAMING IN AGONY
>some of them are also confusing:
>Rainbow Dash gets mud splashed on her face
>she is now showing expressions of annoyment
>cuts to game over screen
>getting splashed by mud = ALL HOPE FOR THE OMNIVERSE IS LOST
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>>13917775
A much better one.
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>>13917752
I don't know if you legitimately feel that way, or if this is some reverse-psychology trick to get everyone to put to words what they think.
So I'll assume the second.
Hope is frail, but hard to kill, and after you hit rock bottom then the only way to go is up.
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>>13917761
I'd give AJ a love interest just to throw a curveball.
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>not using wired
>using battery-draining latency-adding wireless
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>>13917620
horse puns are getting out of control everywhere. i used to love them so much but they arnt even good now on the show or comic.
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>>13917447

which pony is that?
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>>13917783
Damn anon, that's deep.
Do you want to write the letter to the princess today?
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>>13917788
I have no choice!
this damn place has no cable outlets!
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>>13917788
>>>/g/
At least talk about wireless pony.
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>>13917800
A pony based on a potential character in a potential video game.
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>>13917810
>>13917807
to
>>13917775
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>>13917788
>playing any game where latency matters
>on a console

kill yourself immediately
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fullstop is dedhats?
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>>13917803
Dear Princess Hasbro:
FUCK YOU
Love, Donte.
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>>13917820
TTYD
your move fatlus
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>>13917772
>A long silence
>"Anon, do you think I'm... ugly?"
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>>13917833
Marty pls
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>>13917833
yes
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>>13917833
what a mopey ass donkey
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>>13917833
yes
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>>13917680
Drop some hints in the season opening

make and episode about both of them asking the other out

don't state how the date goes.
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>>13917810
>Cell Phone is a regular chatterbox.
>She stops suddenly, and looks panicked.
>Starts sticking her butt in the air and hopping around in the car trying to get higher.
>She suddenly stops her frantic butt waving and hopping around and sighs in relief.
>"I hate dead zones..."
>The first time she did this you nearly had three wrecks consecutively.
>You drive through the same block every day on your way to work.
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>>13917833
What? Of course not!
...
I'm serious!
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>>13917833
Yes

Get the fuck out of my sight before I go blind
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>>13917788
Wavebird
bitch
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anyone know where to buy custome 3d mousepads? i want one so bad of rarity
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>>13917833
holy shit
IT'S AN ADORABLE PONY
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>>13917821
ded and hatsus
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>>13917865
100ms lag, no rumble
shit for any games that require skill
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>>13917829
>console shit of any kind
>good
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>>13917841
>>13917844
>>13917846
>>13917859
>>13917864
>>13917867
>"It's okay to be blunt. It's not like I'm going away with a wrong answer."
>"I just... It's hard to hear it... from a pony I thought I liked..."
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>>13917866
why would you need that many dimensions of rara?
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>>13917878
ass of gold etc
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>>13917878
what a disgusting looking ""human"
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>>13917879
I'm not a pony retard

God you are dumb. Real dumb. Damn.
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"You want k-kids? It's possible but I really don't want any, Anon."
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>>13917879
I'm not a pony.
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>>13917879
What pony said that?
I'll clobber 'em.
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>>13917879
Well, that pony clearly doesn't know what a pretty is. You don't need them anyways.
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>Visit an ask blog.
>See a music thing pop up on the top of the page.
>"Oh no..."
>It doesn't auto play.

THIS PERSON IS A SAINT!
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>>13917879
Why do you have to be such assholes, anons.
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>>13917879
They look like ponies to you?
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>you will never kiss a pony's heavy balls
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>>13917919
>pony will never sit on your lap and let you fondle them casually
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>>13917756
http://asklemonpuffs.tumblr.com/post/63104884253/this-pony-doesnt-like-romance-or-other-ponies-at
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>>13917901
Never? Well, okay.
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>>13917919
>>13917924
Getting real sick of your shit.
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>>13917812
>A pony based on a potential character in a potential video game.

Looks like Fluttershy though.
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>>13917932
> knocking up waifu anyway
Not cool man.

Unless it is with them.
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>>13917910
because being nice to pony is dull and overdone and boring.
VERBAL ABUSE IS THE FUTURE!
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>>13917879
I think I'm catching the ugly just by being around you

It's corrupting my soul
I can feel it overtaking me
It is not a good pain
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>Origin PC drops AMD.
>Chooses Nvidia as a primary.
>Because AMD cards overheat.

IS THIS SOME SORT OF BIZZARO WORLD!?
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>>13917939
How so? Both the eye shape and eyelashes differ from Fluttershy.
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>>13917950
I'd love pony.
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>>13917924
>you will never kiss pony on the cheek as you knead their growing nuts
>you will never glance down to watch them slowly unsheathe
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so bored
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>>13917972
unf
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>>13917950
Shame on you, anon.
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>>13917902
>"Yeah, you kept telling me that. I heard you the first time you told me we couldn't be together."

>>13917906
>>13917907
>"Look, it doesn't matter at this point. I already gave that pony a piece of my mind. You know I'd do that."
>"Doesn't mean I'm not devastated by it. What if nopony would like me at all?"
>"What would happen to me?"
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S1 > S3 > S2
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What do you think is Bab's Cutie Mark?
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What sort of things do newlyweds do on their honeymoon?
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>>13917972
I want to sleep with big pony and use his nuts as a pillow.
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>>13917983
Pattycake.
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>>13917978
Nothing would change. You're universally hated in equestria. Especially here. Get out.
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>>13917983
>A night "in" Shining Armor
Not sure if futa or vore.
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>>13917978
I bet you'd still be kicking around being the top notch flyer you already are. Because you're a strong mare who don't need no pony.
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>>13917982
>mfw I realized that line on her left arm was not actually her cleavage
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http://i.imgur.com/SiS8KZw.jpg
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>>13917983
Sleep for 12 hours and then get to cuddling after ordering some room service. Maybe wishing they hadn't scheduled the flight out to the honeymoon so soon.
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>>13917978
>I heard you the first time you told me we couldn't be together.
I said what-now?
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>>13917938
Fuck you toilet sprinkel I'm going to suck those nutz of yours super hard
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>>13917998
futa cock vore
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>>13918005
I hate Doxy and Imitation Doxy buttholes.
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>>13917978
But I like you
you're a pretty cool pone
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>>13917983
...unf?
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>>13917620

Not that that isn't cute, but Fried Celery doesn't sound very appealing.

Fried Pickles, on the other hand...
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>>13917986
>cold winter
>warm pony
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>>13918005
Does this look like a spider's face to anyone else?
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>>13917789
Just be glad they don't go full Smurfs.
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>>13917986
Do you want to listen to them softly churn as the smell of his musk fills your nose?
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>>13917974
dot pls draw gloomybutt
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>>13917982
A brassiere
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>>13918054
No I just want to sleep.
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http://i.imgur.com/0qWNIg6.gif
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>>13917620
Yeah, I'll have a Happy Meal, two 20 piece McNuggets, and a diet Coke.
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>>13918038
i see what you mean
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>>13918073
what kind of sauce do you prefer?
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>>13918065
what
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>>13917941
How do you forget to use protection?
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>>13918094
You know when she says "It's probably a safe day"? That's not always the case.
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>>13918029

>pickles
>not zucchini
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>>13918090
Devil's Spit.
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>>13918100
That's not really forgetting though, it's a conscious choice.
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>>13918114
You think it possible you might just forget condoms because they're fussy annoyances and she's a cartoon horse you shouldn't be capable of impregnating>
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>>13918127
Anon, you have no excuse to not have some condoms in your pocket in pony world.
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Would you a queasy pony?
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>>13918140
>Anon comes to town
>Long story short condoms are currency
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>>13918140
>storing condoms in your pocket
They really need to be stored in a cool dry place, Anon, not your pants' hotbox.
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How amny stupid dumb ugly ponies does it take to eat up all the fatty food in Stupid towm?

I dunno, it depedns on how many favorite ponies you have!
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Hey MLPG does anyone have high resolution version of the map and those season posters with all the characters?
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Pony wants you to have a good day at school.
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>wish i had a gf right now
>only because i want to fap but it is too much of a hassle to set up and warm fleshlight and then clean up the mess
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>>13918164
I'm so cool, I don't even have to worry about that~
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>>13918157
> It's proportional to size
> Every anon ever buys Magnum because Magnums can fit anyone (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/priceless/201004/monetizing-the-male-ego)
> effectively flood the money market and ruins the valuation of Equestrian currency
> everyone goes back to bits
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>>13918178
But it's going to be terrible
I'd rather stay home with pony
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>>13918178
>Rumble has to deal with SS pining for him now.
This poor bastard, has all these fillies wanting to hug him and stuff.
Maybe even... hold hooves under the bleachers.
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>>13918171
This has the map and the info has links to the other posters as well as a high resolution 15mb map scan.

http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/art/Hi-Resolution-Equestria-Map-318946279
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>>13918178
thanks, big sis
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Pony says you should have chosen the miltary police so you could be safe behind wall Sina
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>Silver Spoon was in a severe accident, she might not survive. Diamond Tiara is now at a loss, and doesn't know what to do or what to say.
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>>13918207
Thanks.
Time to waste free ink and paper.
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>>13918212
>"I was just looking at a text!"
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>>13918170
Go to bed scrubbles, you're drunk.
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>>13918186

But Pony knows you need to get a good education.

Don't be nervous! She'll be there to pick you up when school lets out!

Now go on and learn something today!
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>>13918185
>tfw i have small dick
>the packaging on the condoms i buy has "slim fit" "extra tight" all over it

jeezus it is embarrassing enough
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>>13918226
Will she really be there when I get out?
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pony is stuck up bug booty
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>>13918212
>she's sitting at her unconscious friend's bedside, the beeping of the ECG serving as the only noise in the room
>"...You better live, got it...?"
>she buries her face in her hooves and starts sobbing
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>>13918170
Scrubbles, we should go drinking together some day.
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>>13918180
If you like girls so much then just turn into one and go fuck yourself.
Faggot.
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>>13918236

Hey.

Pony wouldn't just abandon you, y'know.

Now go on.

Pony loves you.
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>>13918228
Anon, you BUY CONDOMS. That pretty much overrides any embarrassment you may feel.