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What's your favorite pony's idea of living life on the edge?

Old, lame horse:
>>13899371
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Pony Pony Pony Pony
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>>13903464
Flying through a thunderstorm feeling the wind and rain slurry glide over her wings and across her belly
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>>13903464

Living on the edge of Z.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6TWmofFGw
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Would you own a pony?
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Does anyone want to play league of legends with me and a couple friends?
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Look at this horse.

What a pretty horse.
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>>13903464
Trying out some advanced spells before completely knowing their effects.
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>>13903505
of course
they are my little pony after all
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>>13903510
I like that horse.
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>>13903508
Depends, what levels/ratings are you guys.
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>>13903508
whats league fo legends and how much does it cost?
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>>13903505
No, pony is not for owning. Pony should be free.
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>>13903519
DAMNIT I WAS DOING THAT THIS IS WHY I DONT MARK THREADS
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>>13903523
We're trying to level up a friend from Australia so he's only level 6.

We kind of have shitty Ranked ratings but we over 1000 normal. I just don't really play ranked much.
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>>13903521
That horse would probably like you too, if she ever met you.
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>>13903538
I'd play, sure.

Do you want another 30, or another non 30?
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/b/read pls go
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>tfw you buy a flannel shirt just because of that shitty twilight greentext
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>>13903521
>Nicole Oliver has probably received hundreds of letters addressed to Princess Celestia.
>She probably had to throw out half of them.
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>>13903552
What?
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>>13903552
get a hold of your life
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>>13903464
ponying pony without protection
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>>13903558
Half of them are love letters.
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>>13903542
I wonder what that horse's hobbies are.
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>>13903552
what shitty twilight greentext?
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>>13903552
>not owning flannels already
Are you pathetic or something
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>>13903548
You're call. We're on 30's

Username: SaineGrey
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>>13903558

If it wasn't probably a really creepy thing to do, I'd write her a letter to Celestia.

And I'd thank her for everything she's done, even with the fandom being as creepy and obsessive as it is.
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>>13903575
No, I'm not a lumberjack.
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>>13903569
Well, she keeps a couple of -those-
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>>13903508
On what website? I hope my machine can run it.
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>>13903570
When she's not attending to her royal duties?
Reading, spending time amongst her subjects, frolicking and rolling around in the grass...things like that.
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>>13903598
>not being a lumberjack
>not having a glorious beard and being swole
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>>13903610
>Get her a ball.
>She has a ball.
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http://i.imgur.com/MRP05hq.png
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>>13903552
>tfw I forgot to scan a drawing I did of lyra in a flannel shirt weeks ago when all that happened
>tfw I'm probably still not going to
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>>13903623
>it's getting on in years though, and she greatly appreciates having a new one
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Cute "Quest": Reloaded done for tonight.

Off to a good start!

http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
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>>13903619
True unicorns are kinda assholes.
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>>13903533
...Really? You're really doing this?
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>>13903610
Frolicking in the grass? I want to see that. I wonder what books she's read recently. Or maybe if she ever horseplays with her sister.
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>>13903641
Those eyes man
They could stare a man down
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>>13903625
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>>13903641
what a cute little guy
I hope I'm not the only one interested in pursuing the SS/DT route
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>>13903641
>didn't go for unicorn
Laaaaame.
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>>13903665
Probably
I'm gonna try for a Scootaloo route myself
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>>13903650
No I mean every time i go to mark a thread, I wait a minute to see if anyone would do it first, then when I tab over to delete the marker from the old thread, someone has suddenly posted it before me and it makes me sad
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>>13903641
Almost missed it too. That was some fun stuff.
Thanks Aspirant and whoever linked it so early last thread.
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>>13903666
EARTH PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>13903660
UNF
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>>13903666
We probably wouldn't really be able to do much magic anyways
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>>13903669
>Probably
oh...
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>>13903641

Now someone draw Puff x Cobalt sexually
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>>13903660
I should really get around and cap that foreverially tripminelized erp thing.
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>>13903670
...You realize markering is a responsibility, not a privilege, right? It's not something done for attention, and it doesn't matter who does it.
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>>13903655
If the Big Mac comic is anything to go by, Luna loves to play even more than her big sister.
She'd probably tucker poor Celestia out after awhile.
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>>13903684
The fun's in the trying!
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>>13903598
What? Well why the fuck not?
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>>13903675
Earth pone best pon
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>>13903687
I just don't see it being a very good quest if we try and go for one of them. Maybe SS since she's not quite as bad but there would need to be some kind of redemption session for DT and that might be kind of mediocre quality wise.

Unless we decide to be bullies too.
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>>13903690
forever what?
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>>13903675
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>unironically liking earth ponies
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>>13903716
>but there would need to be some kind of redemption session for DT and that might be kind of mediocre quality wise.
I have faith that Aspirant would be able to pull it off
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>>13903715
I don't think you're qualified to make that call.
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>>13903706
>Celestia tired after hours of horseplay
That is hilarious to me but I don't know why.
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>>13903706
I can see that pic happening with two of her guards just watching in confusion.
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>>13903716
>Unless we decide to be bullies too.
Interesting. That would be pretty different.
Wonder if it would be possible to keep it lighthearted and cute if we started being bullies with them.
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>>13903732
Earth ponies were temporarily good in both RoH episodes.
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>>13903733
It's not that I don't have faith in Aspirant, I just think it's messing too much with her canon personality and will inherently just not be a very strong plot.
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>>13903759
>Rarity's right leg animation
Welp.
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>>13903750
Even princesses need time to rest.
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>>13903758
but then all the other ponies would avoid us...
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>>13903770

That pony doesn't look like she needs rest. That pony looks like she's sad, distressed. Hugging a pillow like she's missing something.
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>>13903798
>tfw pokemon is now euphoric
it was bound to happen. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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>>13903761
I dunno. I think that in a land of magical marshmallow ponies where friendship is like a superpower, there's potential for beneficial change in everyone.
But that's just me.
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>>13903770
I want to cuddle that pony.
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>>13903823
She's just had a long day. She's ready to lay down and have a good night's sleep.
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>>13903655
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>>13903835

>nonsensical hair highlights
>on the wings too

Please
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can we talk about size-shaming?
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>>13903829
>You want me to wear what?
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>>13903846
why is she so perfect?
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>>13903835
But she doesn't want to cuddle you.
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>>13903835
her wings are so pretty
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>>13903853
Huh?
Are you sure you quoted the right post, Dash?
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>>13903860
A thousand reasons, anon
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>>13903860
Because she is the goddamn sun princess.
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>>13903769
There's nothing even wrong with it, fuck off.
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>>13903861
>I think I know how to use the computer anon
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>>13903861

Yes I am sure. I'm not blind anon.
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>>13903888
You did it again.
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Would you let pony eat your food
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>>13903888

>scootaloo trying to sleep in rd's tent
>can't get to sleep
>hears weird noises off to the side
>looks over at rd's bed
>sees a tent in the sheets
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>>13903904
I'd split it in half and share it with pony.
I need to eat too.
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>>13903886
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>>13903888
>>13903893
dumb pony.
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Hey, did someone order some pones?
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>see pictures of Celestia when I'm not horny
>filled with regret at all the terrible things I say about her when I am
I should be ashamed of myself
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>>13903945
no
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>>13903904
We can share.

I hope pony likes buffalo steak, roast squash, and stuffed peppers.
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>>13903945
Not those ones. Send them back.
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>>13903948
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>>13903930
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>>13903945
I'll take the one on the right.
Where do I sign?
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>>13901675
>>13902486
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>>13903951
>buffalo steak
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>>13903964
I'm trying to pronounce it out loud
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>>13903964
oh god here it comes...!
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>>13903951
What about Range Rattlers?
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>>13903962
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>>13903904

>Marka: Cute pony who could easily fit into the show
>Derpy: One joke pony lol so randum xD
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>>13903974
It sounds like someone trying to stop a laugh through their nose.
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>>13903961
shut UP Freud! I do NOT want to have sex with my mother!
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>>13903951
Don't you have any real food?
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>>13903972
>not eating buffalo and posting on MLPG

>>13903982
>implying that I didn't already eat my weekly shrimp supply
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>>13903964
>inb4 "hee haw"
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>>13903964

They look like power puff grils.
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>>13903994
>Marka
Kill yourself.
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Celestia wants some food too
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>>13903997
At least I HAVE food.
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What is YOUR jihad mlpg?
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>>13904005
Power Puff Girls was the shit, back the fuck off?!
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>>13904009
>Celestia will never chew on your ponut
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>>13904025
To catch all 151 ponies
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>>13903997
>"Don't you?"
>stuff stuff stuff
>dialogue
>more stuff
>ORAL SEX
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>>13904028
>you'll never chew on Celestia's ponut
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>>13904025
To discuss ponies.
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>you will never smell celestia's bread farts
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>>13904034
>>13904021
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>>13904025
What kind of idiot though this was a good ide-
>CBS.

Of course.
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>>13904009
i have those too
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>>13904039
>your ponut will never chew on Celestia's ponut
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reb beb rebemption
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>>13903963
The one on my right? Okay, here you go!
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>>13904048
You know what I like the most?

cake farts.
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>>13904027
Try watching it again and see what happens.
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>>13903997
Of course I do.
They are all sealed up in buckets and won't go bad for years.
And no, you cannot have any.
Those are for when the zombies come!
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>>13904027

>If I respond as anon, no one will know it is me, Art anon! Gya ha ha ha!
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>>13904050
Dash, are you hungry or not?
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>>13904065
Into the basement it goes.
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>marecream
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>not much left to eat
>hot dogs, rice, kapers, soy bean paste
Nyoh my god mlpg i feel sick.
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>>13904053
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>>13904076
that's why you should always have eggs and ramen handy since you can do a lot with either
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>>13904065
No no, the one on MY right.
The one with the hat and the cute butt.
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>>13904076
>soy bean paste

Out of the rest of that combo, that one threw me off.
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>>13904078
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>>13904076
>rice
>not good on its own
>not having a supply of spices
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>>13903464
>What's your favorite pony's idea of living life on the edge?

Gettin' stoned.
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>>13904091
Still eating it. I dont get paid till wensday of next week. All I got.
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>>13904091
you can also combine the two.
chicken ramen with an egg mixed in is pretty tasty.
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>>13904076
Make some rice and mix it with Sriracha
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>>13904091
Fuck the ramen, instant ramen is fucking gross.

Always have carrots, onions, and potatoes ready though.
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>Eating ramen.
>Not the superior Udon.
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>>13904112
I need to figure out a better way to add the egg. It always looks like vomit pastes when i mix it all up.
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>>13904091
>>13904112
>>13904125

>not just saying fuck it, and mixing the spice packet with a pat of butter before tossing the noodles in it
>not throwing in some bacon bits and green onion and eating it like macaroni

>not optionally spreading it over the bottom of the pan, pouring a couple of beaten eggs over it, and making a ramlette.
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http://youtu.be/avbkCCPFFpk
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>>13904093
Nope, you get Rainbow Dash. Bye!
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>>13904138
fuck you anon, we arent all rich and can afford udon.
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>>13904150
I almost threw up
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>>13904112
>>13904139

how DO you add the egg
i've always wanted to try that
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>>13904158
How much would this worst pone go for on ebay?
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>>13904125
>potato and carrot
>not turnip and parsnip master race
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>>13904159

Udon is way cheaper than good ramen.
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>>13904163
I usually just crack it directly into the bowl, break the yoke and then stir it all up while the broth cooks it.
Sure it looks a little weird, but it tastes great.
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>>13904163
you can literally put it in at any point
I usually just add it in about 20 seconds before the noodles are done since the egg cooks instantly in the boiling water
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>>13904159
All them fresh ingredients I can add to it all.
Make a meal instead of a sodium bomb.
Feels good, a little chicken, some soy, a pinch of cinnamon.
Chop up some veggies, toss them in, possibilities are endless!
Perhaps if you stopped being poor you could understand this euphoria.
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>>13904163
>how DO you add the egg

The place I was at last night just put in the yolk. You just place it on top like the the other ingredients: green onions, roast, bamboo shoots, etc. A good bowl of ramen has all kinds of toppings.
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>>13904158
Oh well.
Dash is a cute pony too.
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>>13904162

>implying your "patrician-tier tastes" matter for shit when you're talking about instant ramen

I used to make two packets, motherfucker. And then I'd eat the ramlette with sriracha, or garlic-chili paste.

Come at me.
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>saw a mercedes with rarity eyelashes and her cutie mark on the gap

oh geez.
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i guess y'all just want to blog how your life relates to /ck/
i'll just not post sun princess anymore then.
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>>13904204
Way to ruin a mercedes
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>>13904204
>small car parking spot
>big ass mercedes parks there

Typical
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>>13904205

I've always wondered what a hay shake would taste like.

I bet it tastes like oatmeal ice-cream.
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>>13904204
car headlight eyelashes has literally nothing to do with pony and has been around for a long time.
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>>13904204
I saw Braeburned's car at my store today.
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Oblivious luna is awesome.
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>>13904184
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>>13904204
How many tires did you knife?
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>>13904225
Didn't this thing get totaled
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>>13904227
>anon this is nice and all but what is the point of putting your crotch finger in my ruthole
>can't we go out to dinner
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>>13904189
>the egg cooks instantly in the boiling water

That's the mistake many make. It's not supposed to cook in the ramen.

You soft boil the egg in a broth and then cut it in half. It's called hanjukutamago
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>>13904225
Braeburn bumped into my shoulder and sweated on me a little bit during the rave at Bronycon this year. It was the highlight of my entire life.
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>>13904245
>RUThole
u-u-unf
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>>13904225
The Wienermobile is the best goofy corporate icon out there.
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>>13904240
No, pretty sure i saw it at the store today.
I could have gotten a whistle, AND I MISSED THE CHANCE!
I could have proudly said I could blow my weenie!
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>>13904252
It's not really a mistake it's just a different way to do it
I don't like soft boiled eggs
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>>13904227

Yeah she is.
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>>13904252
>Not just boiling eggs and slicing them into the soup.
>So the yolk dissolves into the broth, making it rich.
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>>13904254
Nice.
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>>13904254
Braeburned!* Fuck
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>>13904228
Pony, did you eat my pizza again?
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Good god damn ArtAnon's filly scouts are adorable.
Also hi new thread.
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>>13904198
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>>13904285
n-no!
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>>13904278
HRK!
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>>13904290
Too bad he doesn't do anything with them.
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>>13904292
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>>13904292
Yes Dash, I was talking about you.
You are a cute pony.
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>>13904301
No?
Or...yes?
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>>13904309
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>>13904308
I can't wait for the porn!
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>>13904315
>Rebno Des
>Cute
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RD should maid more.
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>>13904265

Oh, wasn't someone talking about it looking like vomit. No offense, mate.

Personally I'm not a fan of making ramen at home. Noodle shops ruined my expectations. You go to a shop, ramen is a masterpiece with secret soup stock made days in advance and hand cut noodles and a bowl you could swim in. I can't recreate that if I wanted to. I don't even have pots big enough for soup bones.
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>>13904334
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>>13904334
>>13904344
yessss this is good.
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>>13904315
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>>13904338
Get a slow cooker/crockpot. They're staples for making soups in general, if not fancy malancy Jap soups.
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>>13904360
Thanks Dash.
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>>13904338
>Find a place in town that sells a really good Pho.
>Like, really good.
>Little dishes with condiments catches attention.
>Oh hey, Chili paste.
>Take a scoop and as it is sliding off the little spatula, notice the spatula is slick with oil as the dark red evil falls into the water.
>Watch it hit the water and cover the entire surface.

I learned that day, about fried chili paste.
I thought I was going to die.
So I found some and bought it the same day.
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>>13904338
Damn, now I could really go for some shop ramen.
I gotta look up noodle shops in the area.
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>>13903835
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now's not the time to be beb
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>>13904423
It is ALWAYS time to beb
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>>13904423
I KEEP WAITING FOR YOU FUCKERS TO SAY SOMETHING I'D RESPOND TO
IT'S LATE
SHUT UP
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>>13904423
Honestly I think this is the most boring I've ever seen the general. A couple people talking about food and some other guy imagedumping.
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Look at this pony reading like she owns the place
Fucking ponies man
Acting like they have to be the best
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>>13904440
LEWD!
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>>13903948
Why are you a prude?
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>>13904440
enjoy your ban
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>>13904440
Oh my
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>>13904448
you've no idea
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>>13904440
>crotchsitting
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>>13904444
I think you have a problem anon.
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>>13904446
Look at this human
fucking like she owns the place
Fucking humans man
Acting like they have to be the best
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>>13904325
Maybe...
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>>13904383

Shit, I haven't had pho in ages.

>tfw you got the waiter to stop for a second because you actually pronounced the Vietnamese name for your order correctly.
>tfw no knowledge of Vietnamese, and just winged it.
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>>13904440
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>>13904485
This is somebody's fetish
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>>13904491
So is your post.
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>>13904485
Pony sneezes are very violent
They'd probably knock you out if she was laying in your lap
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>>13904472
You sure you didn't eat that pizza, pony?
That soft crust with savory sauce, melty cheese and a variety of fresh chopped veggies and mushrooms?
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>>13904491
>not wanting to be peppered
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>>13904496
You're someone's fetish, but they won't tell you
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>>13904491
>pony orgasms when she sneezes
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>>13904508
I honestly wouldn't know what to do if someone told me I was their fetish.
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>>13904479
It was funny, because as I am dying in that tiny hole in the wall he walks by and I flag him down and ask him what that stuff was. And true to "I just work here because grandma cooks really well and I need money for college." style, he shrugs and says he just fills the jars, but the jar says fried chili paste.

I must have looked like I was going to have a stroke to the guy, I was shaking and sweating.
And smiling.
His grandmother would have probably started to laugh at the sight. But would have seen how damn happy I was.
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>>13904519
Just imagine the difference of hot as fuck chick or fat hambeast
It's all about your impression on the person
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>>13904508
>You're someone's fetish
>tfw I used to be someones fetish

Then she realized I'm a piece of shit and dumped me
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>>13904491
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>>13904534
same
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The original version of Hop Skip and a Jump is so much better than the one used in the show
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Pony!
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>>13904540
....I cant tell if this is meant to be porn fetish or not.
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Would go on a pirate adventure with pony? Which pony and why?
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>>13904254
Oh
prove it
during which set
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>>13904601
No
But if i had to, the purple one
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Come to bed mlpg
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>>13904587
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>>13904601
No.
Piracy is illegal and wrong.
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She's out of control!
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>>13904620
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>>13904610
Okay
i'm bringing my plushie with me
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>>13904620
God damn. Control yourself, fatty.
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>>13904613
That's a pretty pony.
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>>13904610
There's only sorrow and loneliness in my bed
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which pony shall I pretend to cuddle to sleep tonight?
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>>13904634
THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY PONE WASHER YA BUILT YA BIG UGLY GIRL
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>>13904629
Can I be your plushie?
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>>13904600
It's okay to not understand.
Just let the sneezedog flow through you.

It's also missing the part where the dog's vagina explodes.
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>>13904647
What happens if you poke this pinkie with a needle
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>>13904645
Rarity
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>>13904656
death
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>>13904662
Sold!
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>>13904646
I JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS TO THE PONE SHOW, AND I'M NOT GIVIN EM TO YA

I'M GOIN WITH YOUR TICKETS
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>>13904643
What if you had yellow pony to cuddle with
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>Pony is xyz

When did you start doing this, MLPG?
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>>13904681
>Pony is Zyzz
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>>13904601
Rarara.
Why? Mainly because she'd make the most fabulous pirate outfits possible. Also her charm would grantee us a lot of crewmates.
Lastly after we boarded a ship she'd have the best speeches when confronting the defeated ship captain.

But thing is I see her more against pirates. She'd be the British, hunting down pirate ships. Same with Twilight. Maybe AJ too.

Dash and Pinkie would love the most to be pirates. And they'd get Fluttershy to join them.
And so we have Twilight, Rarity and AJ hunting Dash, Pinkie and Fluttershy to stop their criminal spree.

AJ would go alone after Dash and Twilight and Rarity would probably team up to get Pinkie first since Fluttershy isn't a real threat.


Anyway thing is that now I want Rarity in a sexy pirate captain costume .
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>playing with a pony whos iq is over 200
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>>13904677
Well then everything would be better
Even a human in my bed would make things better
But I don't have either
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>>13904671
Has anyone drawn Anon cuddling with Rarity?
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>>13904681
Pony is wondering how long you've been here.
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>>13904654
http://sneezefurs.org/wolfie/%28Original%29%20Adult%20Animation%20-%20Anon%20-%20F%20-%20Wolfie.gif
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>>13904699
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>>13904681
We all gonna make it brah
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>>13904706
Lesson Zero
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>>13903964
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>>13904707
>sneezefurs.org
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>>13904699
>"I HATE THAT PONY!"

Also depending on what canon you look at, Eggman is a scary motherfucker.
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>>13904697
I could see her as a Commodore. Having one of those big Ship of the lines. An entire floor for her private quarters where she'll throw anyone overboard for even entering.
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>>13904724
>Have to beat back impure thoughts.
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>>13904707
>mfw i watched the WHOLE thing
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>>13904724
IS SHE ALRIGHT?
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>>13904707
That's not what I expected when I read "explode"
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>>13904754
>>13904744

You ever see/read/hear about something really funny that makes you want to laugh every time you think about it?

Even in situations where it wouldn't be good to laugh?
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>>13904753
>that fucking face
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>>13904784
Too many times.
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>>13904620
>Dotkwa getting into fats
u-unf
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>>13904697
Dash would win against AJ. She'd remain without a ship and Dash would just leave her on a island while laughing.
Meanwhile Rarity and Twilight get more and more frustrated with Pinkie. They always find her, sink or board her ship but somehow she escapes constantly in the most crazy ways. Eventually they'll meet an angry AJ on a shitty raft that leaves with Twilight's ship in the night because that cyan bitch is going down. So you have Twilight and Rarity on one ship confused and AJ in an angry pursuit of Dash.

And in all this time Fluttershy becomes a pirate queen trough a string of accidents and coincidences. Know that Batman episode where an incompetent idiot almost kills Batman? Yeah that would happen constantly with Fluttershy.
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>>13904507
So cute
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dumbledwalt dies
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>>13904707
>http://sneezefurs.org/wolfie/%28Original%29%20Adult%20Animation%20-%20Anon%20-%20F%20-%20Wolfie.gif
Well that was something...
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>>13904805
Jesus Christ anon, they're spoiler tags, not memes.
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>>13904724
Honestly I'd probably tickle her at that point, just to mess with her.
Even if it's not a good idea, I'd still do it.
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>>13904813
what's the difference
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>>13904824
>laugh track
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>>13904811
And now you have experienced the internet!

You will never look at a dog the same way again.
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>>13904832
bojangles
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>>13904865
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>>13904865
>>13904876
>he got an acadamy award for best comedy actor whatever
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>>13904895
>Audience explodes in laughter, clapping, and various sides.
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>>13904876
Wait a minute, that card.
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>>13904794
I've always been partial to fat
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Select your gun then select your horse.
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If I took a request would Mlpg even be alive enough to notice?
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>>13904949
oh lord that's twice this happened
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>>13904949
what
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>someone goes from liking and sharing your artwork to refusing to comment or talk to you about it
>won't tell you why or what you did or drew
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>>13904949
Uh
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did anyone manage to find anything in that Chronicle thing that LK did?
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>>13904968
Murder
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>>13904956

Terrible joke.

I hate these ironic dark jokes. They're not witty or interesting.
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>>13904979
Oh go on, tell me more.
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I was thinking

Pony Toy Love General
Post the toys you have and show your love for them.
Hug a plushie
Sleep with one
Cum on a toy
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>>13904957
maybe
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>>13904979
Could be worse.
But yeah this joke is old and beaten to death. And it doesn't really make sense for the ponies.
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pony
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>>13904957
How about Daring Do in a jungle?
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>>13904997
>Hug a plushie
>Sleep with one

I've been doing this every day for almost a year
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I just googled "intertrigo".

>mfw that optical illusion
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why didn't rainbow dash just hit up zecora and get her to fix her broken bones when she busted up her wing

she was able to fucking grow bone and fix applebloom's tooth
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>>13905006
popny
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>>13905015
Would you post a pic of your stuff?
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>>13905018
Because she didn't know? I mean ponies are more friendly with her and the mane cast, especially Twilight are close to her but I doubt they know all the shit she can do with her potions.
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>>13905015
>>13904997
>tfw my plushie is too small to hug or sleep with
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>>13905015
>Plushes are still not getting shipped.
4DE!!!!!
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>>13905018
Then we wouldn't have a plot about why reading isn't bad.
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>>13905018
Twilight and AB are besties with Zecora
Dash probably barely knows her
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>>13905018

Teeth aren't bones.

Also, fixing a broken bone isn't just a matter of getting the bone to heal; you have to make sure it heals correctly, which is why the limb is put in a cast or immobilized.

Which is kinda moot, because I don't think it was a broken wing anyway - I think it was a sprain.
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>>13905015
Almost two years here
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>>13904997
>Cum on a toy
You're not fooling anyone, HGA
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>>13905017

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>13905015

I just hug a pillow and pretend it's a pony/spike.
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>>13905053
I wasn't trying to.
I like cute stuff more then hotglue honestly, plushies and toys are cute, and anons cuddling them is even cuter.
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>cumming on childrens toys
>fat

its that weird time of mlpg again
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>>13904997
>Cum on a toy.
Only you do that , rch.
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Should I stream a request?
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>>13905023
I'm the owner of this little one

>>13905030
I know how you feel, my biggest regret was caving and getting a small one instead of saving up, she's a bit too small to get much squeeze out of

And yet I wouldn't trade her for the world
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>>13904962
Well I like it.
Then again I like silly little doodles of Fluttershy saying "Niggers!"
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>>13905079
Stram the new whose line
My friend is trying but his video card keeps fucking up
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>>13905081
Mine is aboot the same size OPPP.
I'd commit indecent acts for a larger one.
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>>13905060
I would love to hug this cutie and think she is real.
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>>13905081
Holy crap that thing is adorable.
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>>13905079
Sure.
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>>13905094
I don't know where I would even get it. I don't ever watch it when Mewball streams too.
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>>13905096
>hot water bottle pony
I WANT IT
I WANT TO HUG IT
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>>13905081
Mine was an impulse purchase at a con, I didn't get a bigger one because I didn't have enough money on me
Still, it's extremely cute in my opinion
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>>13905108
If I get a link, would you?
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>>13905116
I'd rather draw though...
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>>13905120
Draw.
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>>13905120
Then draw you potato
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How cute does the following sound, on a scale of 1-10

Split view of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle admiring signed portraits of each other
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>>13905098
Here's a picture of it that doesn't look like it was taken in a dungeon, along with the creator's page

They're not cheap (like with any relatively well-known plush-maker) but I'd definitely recommend them if you've got the spare money

>>13905114
Super cute
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>lying in bed
>pony hops up onto your bed, climbs onto your back/stomach, walks in a little circle like a puppy before lying down, curled up in a ball, and going to sleep.
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>>13905148
That pony seems tiny.
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>>13905114
>buying anything at a con

They had a nice sized Lyra at bronycon, so I asked how much it was
700
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>>13905155

Maybe pony IS tiny.
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>>13905146
If it's well drawn like that pic, 8 or so.
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>>13905157
Really?
The big plushies cost 250-300€, the small ones 70-90€ at Galacon
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Anyway, I'll take a request now.
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>>13905171

>>13905148

This, with pony of your choice.
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>>13905171
Anything Rumble with Silver Spoon
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>>13905160
On a 1-10 scale, how tiny?
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>>13905160
OH CHRIST IT'S SO CUTE
AA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
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>>13905179

Going which way?
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>>13905168
I would imagine that the 'biggest' plush maker would have to be there for the biggest con. Hence the prices. Lady was a biiiiitch
Of course it was gone next time I went around the hall

The booth was weird though. It shared space with this 'game' that someone unrelated had made, which looked like skyrim assets with ponies.
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>>13905171
But I did request.
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>>13905192
Were you the Daring do guy? Because I don't know how I feel about that.
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>>13905171
Derpy not looking at an explosion
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>>13905160
>>13905148

>Dulce will never do this
>she will never, when asked why, say she had a bad dream.
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>>13905162

Hmmm. Here, have two more pics so you don't get your hopes up.
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>>13905200
Yeah, but that's fine.
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>>13905147
Holy damn that's adorable.
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>>13905171
Still taking request? Can you draw Dash in this costume or Scootaloo in that costume.
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>>13905184
1 is tiniest
10 is filly-sized
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>>13905232

10, then. I like my pony big enough to cuddle with.
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>>13905236
They sell full sized pony plushes
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>>13905096
>>13905096
I know there are other images of her.
I need them
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>>13905250
I always kept both. Tan is much more cuter.
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>>13905179
Pretty small.
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>>13905231
I might do this after the one I'm doing in stream right now.
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>>13905261
Gotta love her.
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>>13905261
That pony needs some filling.
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>>13905271
I can imagine anon opening a package and a ton of them just pop out and get all over him.
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Request time, fire away.
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It's starting to get cold at night, Anon.
You remember where you put your heater pone?
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http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1312415

there is this story going around where people are saying this popular sc2 streamer accidentally showed a massive mlp porn folder on stream

i tried to find screenshots of it but there were none. i want to know what porn it was.
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>>13905282
Oh god, that is adorable! I could easily feed her hot water every day! I bet she would hug and nuzzle you with her warm body after you feed her that hot water!
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>>13905298
I request a train to Equestria.
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>>13905302
Yup
under my blankets
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>>13903505
in my country pony owns you
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>>13905199
Because i get to choose freely whether to post her with or without wings.
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>>13905298
Fluttershy pegging Anon
Or Fluttershy pegging Dash if that's too lewd
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>>13905313
I want pony to own me.
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>>13905295
>"Finally, they sent that package."
>"I swear, they said five days and it was nearly SIX! The nerve of Amazon..."
>Anon opens the box to be greeted by eyes.
>So many eyes.
>'THE BOX IS OPENED, SCATTER!'
>"OH GOD!"
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>>13905302
You know winter's coming up. She's gonna get a lot of nonsexual love this year. I bet she'd like that.
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>>13905325
>Anon opens the box to be greeted by eyes.
>So many eyes.
It'd be like a huge army, all lined up and waiting for the box to open.
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>>13905302
Is your sister available?
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>>13905326
Just as long as you are ready to give her some nice, hardwood.
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tell me about your sexy teachers, /co/.

you know. THAT one. the way she bit the end of a pencil when she concentrated, or straightened her skirt, or that single strand of hair that always fell in front of her face, or how she smiled at you when you did well on a test. you remember her.
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>>13905350
>you forgot to feed her one day
>she ate your chair
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>>13905341
>Sister.
You mean her natural gas counterpart?
Anon, everyone has her, you have something special with your little wood fired furnace pone.
Do you not love her? Are you going to take her back to the pawn shop?
Nobody loved her there...
The owners joked that she would be worth more in scrap.
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>>13905322
She looks you in the eyes after her tongue leaves its resting spot. It's not like you haven't done this before, but she still wants to make sure it's gentle and easy. The warm lubricant presses against your backside. She winces, as if you were the one doing it to her. Her teeth bite down on her lower lip as she squeals, sharing the pain you're not yet experiencing. You grab her by the wrists and pull her close before planting a kiss on her cheek, whispering that it's okay. You're the one who asked for this, and you're willing to take it all. She nods before leaning on you, her massive breasts heaving against your chest. Her hips wiggle a bit as she enters you and you gasp in shock. Too hard? She's tearing up, afraid of causing you the slightest bit of discomfort. No, you tell her. This is absolutely perfect. You wrap your legs around her wide hips and thrust, urging her on. You want her to keep going and never stop.

Next!
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>>13905359
catholic school = old ladies
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>>13905359
Nope, all of my female teachers were old because muh unions
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>>13905359
she was a human
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>>13905360
As adorable as that story was, I usually carry enough snacks to in theory, keep her going along.
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>twilight will never cream herself after you use several long, complicated words in quick succession
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>>13905392
That would be kinda awkward if she did.
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>>13905379
>>13905381

that sucks. more than half my teachers growing up were smoking hot.
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>>13905378
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
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>>13905378
Anon with Rarity and Tiwlight in bed after a threesome
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>>13905359
My grade 2 teacher is my waifu
She was the sweetest thing
I can't even remember her name now though
It began with a K
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>>13905302
>You will never live with furnace pone in a log cabin during winter
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>>13905409
>>log cabin
>furnace pone eats the walls
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>>13905405
Must've been Keerilee
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>>13905414
Well that's why you got to go out and get more firewood for her. It will also make you as fit as a lumberjack.
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>>13905402
You flop onto your back with your arms draped over both girls. Life really couldn't be any better right now, sweaty and tired as you are. You look at your fiance and give her a kiss, letting her know that she'll always be number one in your heart. As you snuggle against her, letting her firm breasts spill into your arms, you whisper a raunchy suggestion into her ear. She answers with a slap across the face. She ensures you that she is completely straight and would never entertain such a lewd thought. Okay, you just thought that because her friend is here and you're in the refractory period... Did you just say refractory period? Wow, you've been listening to your fiance's nerdy friend entirely too much. The fact that she's whispering something into your ear doesn't help. Your fiance pushes you off of her with a wicked grin. Darling, if you're so desperate for action, why don't you do it yourself? She orders you to use that overactive mouth of yours to get her friend ready for the next round.

These kind of suck, but I'll keep writing them until nobody has any more requests.
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>>13905405
Mine too. Jane. Mine's still really pretty.
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>>13905414
>Fucking up and going Donner Party.
Dipshit, cut some fucking wood for winter.
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>>13905435
Do they have to be lewd? Or is cute allowed?
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I wonder what's in the box
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>>13905457
Hundreds of Packing Peanut Ponies.
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>>13905457
Pinkie Pie
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>>13905435
Twilight uses a captured changeling to enact her fantasy of fucking Celestia
Dicks optional
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>>13905455
Cute is 100% fine.
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>>13905465
>optional
compulsory*
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>>13905457
CANDY
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>>13905435
Applejack being submissive
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>We will never know how Samoa laughs.
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Also, while I'm here, I'll take suggestions on the next entry in The Adventures of Rarity and Futashy
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>>13905489
>Futashy
The next entry can be you taking that JJ shit out of here.
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>>13905489
what is that
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>>13905462
we have a winner
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>>13905497
>JJ
heh
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>>13905499
Look at his horse
His horse is amazing
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>>13905504
Awwwww
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>>13905505
JJ, GG, same artist, same shit they produce.
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>>13905520
It's actually an MS/CL thing.
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>Find out that if I update my calculator I can run Lua programs natively
HAHA
That video game project last hiatus wasn't completely pointless
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>>13905522
Aaaaag, same shit different name. They are all attentionwhores in the end!
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Fuck it, I'll take a full-blown story request. Rules are much more flexible for these.
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>>13905531
What are you going to do, continue it?
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>>13905534
Man than I beg you Rarity teaching Twilight how to be a dom using Anon
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>>13905534
Twilight and Dash sharing Anon.
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>>13904707
I'm tempted to rewire my fetish network to include this one. It looks fun.
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I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BEB
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RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ:

PONY COMMANDER, WE LOVE YOU
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Why is she so kosher?
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>>13905575
Fuck you Twilight, you're not my real mom.
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>>13905489
>rape
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>>13905577
but Fluttershy is a Muslim and Twilight is a Hindu
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>>13905586
Applejack's a mormon, Rarity's a jew, and Pinkie a member of the Illuminati.
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>>13905578
>>13905578
Actually, anon...
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>>13905592
Ponyville is all Scientologists.
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>>13905580
Already did a rapefic, probably not going to do another.
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"Where's the beef?"
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>Implying the ponies aren't all Jehova's Witnesses
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>>13905607
I gotta have more cowbell!
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>>13905609
One of my best friends was Jehova's Witness.
He was cool. His favorite pony was Rainbow Dash.

I abandoned him when I found out he had such bad taste.
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Whip out that rooster!
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>>13905600
I wish pony was my mom.
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>>13905619
My best friend in high school was Jehova's Witness.
His parents drove him mad and he became delusional and went away
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>>13905619
>Rainbow Dash
>Bad taste
Good for you.
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>>13905609
So answering my door at 6 AM naked, covered in the blood of a sheep and asking them if they want to salute the flag with me is considered normal?
Man, the Witnesses I get must be a bunch of pansies, ponies would not walk away and come back later to burn papers on my lawn.
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Would you a fourway with Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac?

Big Mac is on bottom.
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>>13905624
>Freud morphs into george carlin.gif
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>>13905634
It's completely normal to want to have sex with your pony mother anon.
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>>13905631
No
i want to be on bottom
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>>13905634
If given half a chance I would fuck the sun.
Don't get me wrong, I would do it with some sort of magic condom that protected me, but I would.
I would totally fuck the sun and laugh my ass off when they blamed the weather on "Global Warming."
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>>13905621
Rooster used to be my nickname before I started keeping my hair short.
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>>13905643
You'd be crushed under all those pones riding you.
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>>13905648
I can't fathom a better way to go
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>>13905631
it's just going to dissolve into a three-way argument over who gets to sit on Big Mac's party stick.
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>>13905645
summer is when celestia goes into heat for a few months
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>>13905653
So her solution is to make the sun closer?
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>>13905645
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo
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>>13905656
>So her solution is to make the sun closer?
that's not how summer works anon
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>>13905660
There's nothing to prove that equestria is tilted like the earth so that's my second guess
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>>13905650
But then they'll have to deal with your crushed corpse. Why would you leave such a burden on the pony.
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>>13905605
are you still doing quick requests?
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>>13905660
The sun revolves around the earth anon, it's elementary
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>>13905661
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>>13905199
>Wings.
>Anything other than a disgusting satanic abomination, that is worse than raping new born kittens before drowning them in bleach.
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I played hats for the first time
9 hours
I think ranba would try scout but suck at it and end up soldier
Pank would be demoman
Twalot would be medic
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>>13905661
>How to tell if your Rarity is the real one, by Twilight Sparkle
much like diamonds, Rarity can come in many different sizes and forms, each varying in purity and authenticity. Most of these are fake, and i've found there to be only one true Rarity. Most Raritys still make good company, although this depends on the purity and density.
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>>13905670
nigga everyone knows Jesus makes the world hot when he wants to catch some rays
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>>13905679
>first world problems
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>>13905676
R-Rara sama...
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>>13905683
>Identifying Rarity
>"Yup, that's Rarity."
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>>13905669
Sure, I'll take one more.
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>>13905683
And it's easy to find out which Rarity is which.
The real one is as dense as a Diamond!
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>>13905676
>Yes Rarity the strap on is this big
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>>13905683
The legitimacy of any Rarity can be determined by testing the Ratio of Rarity to non-Rarity particles
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Rarilight is pretty much the best ship and stuff. i can't decide if i like this or Rarijack better.
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>>13905694
Rarara is fashionable with anyone
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>>13905694
i love how naive Rarity thinks Twilight is sometimes
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>>13905688

Luna and Celestia taking turns jerking you off while teasing you with their bodies, until one makes you cum and wins

celestia should have a bush
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>>13905684
Jesus is the kinda nigga that puts the fan on after he takes a dump
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>>13905694
I like and hate your taste at the same time
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>>13905694
>Dog and pony show
>"R-Rara sama, y-you're so amazing!"
>"Just wait until i tell the princess!"
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>>13905534
Anon is invited to the Crystal Empire
something something plot justification
three way with Cadence and Shiny
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>>13905700
I wonder what pony the J-man likes
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>>13905700
i'm still doing research as to whether the bathroom stinks or not after i'm done, i have a feeling it doesn't, but it might...
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>>13905698
>Celestia should be fucking huge
ftfy
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>>13905711
why not both?
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>>13905706
>And that's how i cheated on my husband!
>Wow, nice eyebrows!!
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>>13905691

Is that even a pun?
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>>13905707

Jesus is the kind of nigga that loves all ponies equally and completely, you fucking heathen.
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>>13905707
Celestia's the kinda nigga who waits until she knows her roommate's asleep before she starts masturbating
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>>13905715
>And that's how I found out my wife doesn't care about cheating!
>Heh heh, you're a horse
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>>13905702

well, y'know, i am to please and not please.
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>>13905699
>Luna mug
unf
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>>13905725
>she wouldn't stop turning Fluttershy into panties, so Celestia turned her into a coffee mug
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>>13905724
At least you're posting the thing I like.
Have some more
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Are you trying to trick me, anon?
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>>13905714
you're right, Luna should be fucking huge too
I think the whole 'loli luna' thing is dumb
she's still much taller than the average pony
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>>13905731
I would never. now turn around and let me see you
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>>>/co/54812123
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Your sister-in-law isn't shy like your wife. She has a similar enthusiasm, but she's much more slow and controlled. She knows what she's doing with every gentle stroke on your shaft. She blows you a kiss as she shakes her chest, her heaving chest jiggling in the lacy lingerie barely covering her. You admit that you've ogled her a few times during their family reunions, but you never imagined anything like this. Your wife lets out a loud harumph, desperate to regain your affections. She seizes you by the head, taking your mouth hostage as she moans into your lips. It's awkward, like everything she does, but you twitch and jerk while her sister gropes you all the same. The next thing you know, your hand is guided to a patch of fuzzy bush, and you realize that your sister-in-law doesn't groom nearly to the same extent as your wife does. As your fingers slip into the wetness, your wife grabs your testicles and twists. You gasp, and she knows that you're about to go over the edge. Your wife bowls her sister over, kneeling eagerly with her tongue out to catch your sweet treat. Before long, her pale skin is frosted white, covered in your juice, just the way she likes it. The sister-in-law gives your wife a peck on the cheek and asks if she's up for a third round. You don't know if you can handle a tiebreaker.
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>>13905732
Luna can be 9 feet to Celestia's 13
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>>13905731

no, it's true. for the low, low price of twelve easy payments of $19.95, YOU TOO can own the POWER and PRECISION and CONTROL of a Mondo-Suk vacuum cleaner. we'll even throw in the brush attachment COMPLETELY FREE.
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>>13905719
So, does that mean I'm Jesus?
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>>13905739
No, you're just the kind of nigga Jesus is.
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>>13905735
unf

thanks a lot, man.
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>>13905736
yes, that's good
it would be funny if Celestia were that much taller but Luna still had the bigger chest
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>>13905735
> MFF threesome
> Not MFM
Why even have three
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>>13905739
Jesus is also the kind of nigga who knows who he is.
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>>13905745
Would Celestia just have wider hips and a bigger butt?
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>>13905745
And Luna's really smarmy about it.

"I took after mom, as you can see. I'm prettier, too. All those sonnets Shakespeare wrote? Boom. Meanwhile, all SHE got was some buff Greek chicks on an island."
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>>13905745
Maybe it depends on the lunar phase?

You know, full moon and all of that
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>>13905765
Pony sucked my dick.
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>>13905763
>on a blue moon she lactates
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>>13905765
>filename
unf
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>>13905750
Jesus is the kind of nigga who accidentally sees your weird porn and doesn't judge you
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>>13905770
Jesus sounds like my kind of nigga.

and that Satan, man. that guy, he ain't just a bitch, he a bitch-ass nigga.
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>>13905747
Because that wasn't requested?
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>>13905754
Celestia is the kind of nigga that knos that that sort of objectifying poetry was something Shakespeare made fun of.
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>>13905776
Luna is a very lanky pony. I want to engage in sex with her and her enormous limbs.
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>>13905774
Satan's the type of nigga who sits at the end of the row at the movies so people have to walk all the way around to sit down
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>>13905763
hm, luna cycling between huge knockers and DFC?
sounds like the best of all worlds.
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>>13905777
still taking requests? >>13905788 >>13905768
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>>13905787

why not just ask him to move his legs?

are you afraid of giving strangers the crotch, anon?
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>>13905787
Satan's the type of nigga who talks to you while you're on the toilet
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>>13905792

Satan is the kind of nigga who doesn't move his legs. He just looks at you. Judging. Mocking.
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Is YouTube fucking up for anyone else? Video keeps breaking for me after 50~ seconds, even if it's fully buffered.

pls help I need my YouTube fix
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Reposting for this timezone's crowd.

http://mlpgpodcast.tumblr.com/

First episode of the podcast is out. It's ragtag and dingy as hell, but we hope to make it a more enjoyable experience as time goes by. Please feel free to voice your input and opinions, here on in the tumblr!
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>>13905795
Satan's the kinda nigga that's gonna get punched
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>>13905797
It is for me, but that's normal on my connection while I'm torrenting, so I can't tell you if it's just me or if it's YouTube in general.
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>>13905799
I don't see why the hell did you not upload this to YouTube. It'd be a whole lot more convenient.
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>>13905799
....we have potcast now?
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>>13905788
Watching her go through and eclipe must be interesting, to say the least
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MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO TALK ABOUT PONY FUCKING ON MLPG
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>>13905799

I'm gonna give it a listen

I hope the voices aren't all nasally
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>>13905805
We planned on doing that, but we ran into some problems. Don't worry, as soon as we can we will upload the episode there, and every future episode as well
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>>13905800
Satan's the kind of nigga that buys pancakes ad Denny's and doesn't eat them, so the dishwasher has to hold these perfectly good pancakes and throw them away even though they have blueberries and he's hungry as a bengal tiger

this happens
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>>13905810
Celestia didn't say anything
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>>13905809
>"OH GOD HELP ME I'M FADING INTO THE NOTHINGNESS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A W-- Huh. Fine. Whaddaya know. You'd think I'd be used to that after thousands of years."
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>>13905811

eugh

did you guys even use a script

did you practice
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http://derpiboo.ru/279091

Clang clang
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>>13905819
What.
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>>13905799

>it begins, what could possibly go wrong, sorry
I can't wait to hear what the hell you guys are talking about.
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>>13905811
I should ask to lend my beautiful Scottish voice to this.
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>>13905799
who are the guests?
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>>13905818
> that feel when you're ERPing with anons and you decide to take it to cam and they're unattractive

> that opposite feel when they turn out to be hot
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>>13905819
What
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>>13905831
u wot
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>>13905819
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>>13905854
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Well I spent the whole time drawing this instead of any of the requests outside of the stream.

My bad.
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>>13905819
what
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>>13905861
Nigga that's ugly
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>>13905861
that's pretty rad, so I'll allow it
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>>13905842
tfw you start a tinychat webcam orgy and only like 2 dudes show up

I expected better from thee homos of /mlp/
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>>13905861
No problem. Its a nice stream and that is a cute pony.
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>>13905857
lightning dust's trail makes no god damn sense
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>>13905867
I don't want to masturbate with you disgusting cunts
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>>13905867
Please fuck off
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>>13905872
would you masturbate with a group of pony

>>13905875
no u
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beb
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No, ded.
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No, dead.
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deb
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bɘb
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deddebbeb
qeqqeppep
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dood
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alive
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ded
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Does someone have high resolution versions of the Season posters? I just got a A3 printer and realized I can use it for printing that.
Also the map would be nice
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>>13905916
Yeah, dood!
Hi-five!
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Does anyone have one of those /mlp/ maps?
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We ded. No just from posters, but from content, quality and original discussion. rip mlpg.
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judge dedd
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>>13905925
Soos why are you a rodent
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>>13905934
judge bbeb
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>>13905931
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>>13905932
I wouldn't say that, but with the exception of some art and quick-fics this is a really boring thread.
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>>13905932
Sometimes I wonder if you guys have heard of this thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule_(Internet_culture)

It seems to apply a lot to MLPG.
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should I get vita mlpg
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>>13905957
More like the whole site.
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>>13905958
Nope
Maybe get one when you get a PS4
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>>13905957
>tfw 9%er
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>>13905971
>tfw used to be a 1%er
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AJ doesn't want you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE74NauFABc
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>>13905957
I am the 1%
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>>13905957
back in the days when there were still stats posted by leth about 10-20% were content creators
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>>13905976
I haven't seen him around. He on break or something or did he finally kick the bucket?
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>>13905976
Is leth dead too?
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>>13905985
yeah, just like the contributors anon loves to drive out.
and now MLPG only consumes and never produces, but looking at the way we treat contributors it serves us right.
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>>13905998
We'll just outsource our contributors to China
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>>13905998
>Shitposters drive people off
>It's all of mlpg's fault
Fuck you.
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good night mlpg
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>>13905998
Anon drives out the contributors that don't tailor exactly to what he wants
Which is why there are not very many writers here
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>>13906004
Don't be an ass, you understood what he meant. Shitposters are a part of mlpg.
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>>13906004
because it's coming from the inside now. there is no outside pressure anymore that makes us get along with each other anymore.
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Even s4 is gonna suck ;_; The dream is gone
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Braeburn's thick, pumped cock
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>>13906012
It doesn't mean they represent everyone in the thread is what I'm getting at.
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>>13906026
It was a nightmare from the start.
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>spike's foot long tongue wriggling into your urethra
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>>13906010
because 100 pixels worth of scrolling is too much to ask for and even the slightest annoyance means that he has to complain and tell everyone about it.
if you don't like the way someone's front yard looks in your street, you're totally entitled to wedging the door, cutting the phone line and setting the house on fire. since he doesn't like it and must do something against it, it's only fair.
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>>13906036
Of course not. But they are vocal and obnoxious.
As it's always the case, everywhere, on the internet.
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>>13906038
>Teasing your prostate from the inside
>Blocking your cum from escaping
>Watching you writhe in pleasure and pain
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Marka's dead thread
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>>13906012
In the same way a tumor is part of a body
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>>13906040
I like to think it of as laziness
It's easy to absorb a picture really fast and then judge it, but you have to use your imagination and actually fucking read a story to be able judge it thoroughly
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>>13906005
Good night, Australia
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>>13906046
unf?
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FUCK ME_ ROOGNA
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We still have a lot of drawfags...
And AJ's back, Snarky's lurking, Aspirant is here too again, there's Asshole and a few others I'm missing.

Also the fact that the show is in hiatus, the longest hiatus till now by far doesn't help.

I mean the comics can only do so much...

You guys are being a bit to negative.
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>>13906073
Your face is being a bit too negative.
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>>13906073
I'll be negative all I want. You can't stop me!
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>>13906079
oh noooo
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>>13906071
Rarity ponies don't wear clothes
I'm trying to fit in and you're making me uncomfortable
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>tfw Braeburned will never do that zebra threesome
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>>13906083
>ponies don't wear clothes
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sex with scootaloo
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>>13906094
HEY MARKER
YOU'RE UGLY

anyway you know what would be cool? Talk show episode. Or interview episode.
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>>13906111
podcast episode
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>tfw edging for hours and then accidentally backing off to late, ruining it by coming at the wrong time
All that wasted time ;_;
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>>13906114
Is it out yet?
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>>13906124
Yeah
Sucks balls though
Sounds like a dude from not america and a really really quiet guy talking to each other about not pony
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Applejack! We gotta rise up against the bourgeoisie!
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>>13906134
We'll just feed both armies with apples for profit
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>>13906124

>>13905799
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>>13906107
Filly is not for sexual Anon, even if it is best filly.

I think the S4 episode dealing with Scoots not being able to fly will be a good one. I'm hoping it's at least on par with SiP. I'm thinking that episode will be Rainbow Dash heavy once again, just because Scoots looks up to her so much.
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>>13906134
Non, ma petite sœur, nous ne devons pas faire rien.
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>>13906129
Eh it's just the first one. I'm sure it will eventually get better. I hope. And maybe it will include more pony once we have more pony content.
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>>13906121
>trying to edge for about hour and a half
>dry, unsatisfying orgasm
I think I broke my penis...
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>>13906150
I hope she'll fly at the end. Or at least be hinted that she's able to fly.
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>>13906153
Hopefully. I fell asleep during the whole steam thing and fucked up my sleeping schedule.
When they mean 'guests', do they mean contributors or random jackoffs like me
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>>13906107
Sex with Rumble
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>>13906156
>>unsatisfying orgasm
>tfw this has been every orgasm I ever had for me
At least you just broke yours, I already had a malfunction included in the production process
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>>13906121
Are you new to edging? I've never backed off "too late", a little cum might get out but if I don't touch it I don't cum

>>13906156
Were you already dry? I've edged after cumming twice that day and only had a little squirt. Seriously you might want to get it checked out, even if I fap while not really turned on I still get some cum
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>tfw no special somepony
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>>13906142
>>13906151
But Celestia oppresses the proletariat!
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>>13906169
>Are you new to edging?
Not really, it was maybe by one second or so, dick wouldn't stop twitching and refused to calm down again. Dick can be a real dick sometimes.
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>>13906167
Have you ever been with a partner? Relaxation is another big part of having a good orgasm, are you a very stressed person?
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>>13906172
I think it's kinda worth it in exchange for someone who literally raises the sun everyday.

Besides, she's a god; the proletariat doesn't stand a chance against her.

Sometimes security is a fair trade for freedom, Applebloom.
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>>13906159
It's hard to tell where the writer will go with that one. They can end it the way you hope so, or they just might go with the "Scoots will never fly but that can't stop her from living her dream" type of message. It's an episode I'm looking forward to none the less.

I'm hoping she can fly, even if not until she gets a bit older.
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>>13906179
Do you do kegals? Having strong kegals is important for edging
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>>13906153
Just wait until it becomes the fetish discussion podcast, where they go over all the fetish talk of the day and provide their own input.

Then it will be good
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>>13906180
>Have you ever been with a partner?
Where do you think we are?
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>>13906190
I think virginity is less common around here then you think
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>>13906159
I'm pretty sure she'll fly.
Thing is that if they make her not fly the only lesson is that she can do other things great so it's not a big deal. But they already made this in Call of cutie, just replace wings with cutie mark.
Also they don't go for consequences and go for happy endings. See S&E, One Bad Apple, Hurricane Fluttershy.

Also it would kinda suck after SiP where her main goal was getting Dash to be her mentor and as she said "Teach me all she knows". And Dash's main thing is flying.

Honestly the way they can make everyone happy is make her able to fly to shut up DT and SS but still prefer the scooter. And I think they'll go with that since it's the easiest way out.
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>>13906180
>are you a very stressed person?
I have a bunch of symptoms which are probably due to depression - not the "I wan't to die" one but the "I don't care about anything" one - so maybe it's related to that
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>>13906184
I squat three times a week, shouldn't that be sufficient?
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>>13906197
I guarantee I have enough virginity for everyone here.

Everyone around me becomes more virginal by proxy.
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>>13906209
Wwould you let me take your virginity?
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>>13906199
It most likely is. I'm guessing you aren't in therapy?

>>13906205
Not really, squats help, but targeted exercises are a lot more important. You need strong kegals to not only keep the cum in, but also to be able to control the process of the orgasm itself, the "twitching". Ejaculation and orgasm are separate things
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>>13906209
I don't think that would effect guys in any physical way
If anything that would just erase memories. Can you erase memories of people standing close to you?
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>>13906220

Are you saying he is some kind of memory eating brainsucker?
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>>13906209
I'd let you use my butt if you wanted~
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>>13906225
What if he erased memories of pony with his brainsucker powers

NO MORE PONY
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hugs with pinkie pie
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>Was intending to draw all night
>Just sat around and didn't
Could I get a simple request to do before I go to bed?
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>>13906232

How horrifying
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>>13906198
Seems like a solid perspective, but I've been pleasantly surprised by what the writers have done in the past. Even times when they've done the exact opposite of what I expected.

Like I said it's an episode I'm looking forward too, and I hope it surprises us all in how well it delivers.
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Pony acquired big poofy mane
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>>13906234
Sweetie Belle sleeping in a giant hat
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>>13906234
I was going to take a nap and draw something.

Instead I slept for eight hours, got up, had breakfast, and did nothing.
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>>13906234
FLUTTERS IN CHEERLEADER UNIFORM
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>>13906234
you being double cuddled by your two favorite ponies
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>>13906219
>I'm guessing you aren't in therapy?
Docs are checking for possible other causes first so they don't fill me up with drugs for nothing.

Waiting time is extremely high though so it takes them about one or two months to rule out a single possible cause.
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>>13906243
>double cuddles

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
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>>13906239
>>13906241
I'll try to have these done by tomorrow night.
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>>13906237
yum yum
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>>13906244
Well, for right now it seems like all you can do is wait, sorry to say.

I'd love to talk more in detail about how you feel, but I don't think you'd trust someone on mlpg enough for that.
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I hope pony likes pizza
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>>13906259
Twilight pls
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mlpg is slow today~
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>>13906259
Why are your wings so small? Surely you can't fly with those.
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>>13906278
I would slap that butt.
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>>13906278
Is that you shout?
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>>13906287
the face looks suspiciously shouty
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>>13906282
Twily gets full wings when she gets the high score.
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>>13906278
want me to do my super fast shitty drawings then??
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>>13906287
Yes, although I really aught to get back to work.
And by 'get back to', I mean 'start'.
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How do I deepthroat a thick cock, MLPG
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>>13906306
Ctrl+D
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>>13906268
There's only one possible other cause left unless they remembered something else in the mean-time so I shouldn't have to wait for much longer.

I just hope they can really help me, it's awful when you can't care about anything anymore - I missed so many deadlines lately because even though I know that it is important to hand the stuff in on time, I just don't care anymore if I miss them.
Same for positive things though, all I can think when I get some kind of positive feedback or achieved something is "okay" without really having a feeling of accomplishment.
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>>13906306
Reroll for oral circumference.
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Pony likes hats. Would you get pony a nice hat?
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I'd rather get them a key for a chest they probably have
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I wasn't around when the Tweet from Meghan M. hit. How did MLPG react to her saying "Continuity, world-building, and back story are very important to us."?
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>>13906306
how thick
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>>13906329
FUCK ME ROOGNA
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>>13906334
Well okay but only if we dont make eye contact
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>>13906329
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>>13906278
What a bottom heavy pony
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>>13906333
6"
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>>13906339
I'll put on a skirt and a wig and moan like a girl for you.
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>>13906346
Remove tonsils
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>>13906312
Are there any people that you care about? Family or friends?
I have depression myself, and I've been fighting it for a long time, having other people that cared about me really helped.
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>>13906329
>that pic
Pow, right in the feelings

I want to give her a hug so badly
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AppleDash
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wat draw
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>>13906372
100 HITLERS
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>>13906378
>>13906239
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>>13906378
>>13906372
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Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Sleep
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>>13906378
>>13906243
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>>13906384
Draw diamond tiara and silver spoon
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>>13906346
I have veins on both sides that make it look thicker than it is but I think I'm a bit on the short side
I'm sure you'd have no problem with mine
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>>13906378
>>13906241
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>>13906384
Draw fatpone
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>tfw 5" long and thick
>tfw bf says I'm perfect for oral for him
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>>13906395
>Having a bf
pls go
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>>13906395
Fuck off
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>>13906364
I talked about it with my parents but I don't think they understood what I told them. For them depression means that the person is constantly sad, which I'm not.
And they also don't get what a total lack of motivation and absolute indifference towards everything feels like (which I can't really blame them for). They didn't tell me to man up but it was along the lines of "You just have to pull through this" and so on - so by now I just don't talk about it with them anymore because it's futile anyway.
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I'm sorry for mentioning my dick
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>>13906378
Celestia trying to copy Applejacks rope-trick and accidentally tying herself up in the process.
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>>13906406
Twily pls, I'm sure you have a very nice penis
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>>13906406
>suddenly.png
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>>13906292
Draw me a chrysalis, please.
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>>13906395
Anyone can take 5"
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>>13906421
Exactly
And he loves doing it.

He loves anal too, he cums hands free and everything
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>>13906378
Trixie and Twilight fighting mecha-hitler.
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Marriage with pony
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>>13906425
>he cums hands free and everything
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>>13906378
dash sitting on fluttershy's face
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>>13906434
fluttershy sitting on dash's face*
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>>13906430
yes
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>>13906431
I know it sounds crazy, but it really IS possible to enjoy anal without getting your stomach bulged
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>>13906445
L.e.w.d.
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>>13906445
That face is way too long.

The idea behind it was hot, too bad it was just made as a DMW bait
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>>13906438
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw
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>>13906454
Oh god, doesn't it ring true.

I think the face is fine, I enjoy alternative ponies and unusual styles; It's like the faces in those japanese pony doujins.
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>>13906444
http://i.imgur.com/0LB7kWi.gif
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