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Reading's for eggheads and nerds edition

last thread
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>ded
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Make me pretty, /co/!
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Eh heh heh, what do you mean you want anal tonight? I took the pill already like you asked me too
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>>13885015
>Reading's
>'s
>'
fuck you.
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Why aren't you questing?
>>13884691
>>13884691
>>13884691
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>>13885052
reading is
readingis
reading's
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>>13885065
because i hate quests
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>>13884691
>>13884691
>>13884691
It's time to put Braeburn up for the night!
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What a thrill...
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>>13885079
>>13885065
i'm sure that the people that care about this shit are already there
fuck off
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Hey sugarcube
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>>13885085
WORDS THAT KILL
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>>13885033
>>13885041
Bless the Marker and Its posting. Bless the coming and going of It. May Its passage cleanse the thread. May It keep the thread for Its ponies.
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>>13885085
With darkness, and silence through the night...
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>>13885090
No.
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>>13885015
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>>13885090
>Not getting mad over this instead.
>>13885091


Besides, I myself didn't know the quest was going on, go kindly fuck yourself.
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>>13885111

Live fast, die with pones
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>>13885111
Ah, America

What a wonderous place
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>pone wants your attention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bszjNdoc3Dw
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>>13885015

HERE'S something I've been wondering:

What do all you faggots do on the Internet besides the pony board? What's part of your nightly routine for checking content?

Ex: I'm constantly checking updates on the Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve Youtube series because they're fucking great. Marble Hornets is better in overall quality and originality (they were the FIRST Slendy series), but the shit Adam of Tribetwelve manages to do for effects on his videos is fantastic.

tl;dr: prove you're not a one-dimensional autistic faggot
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>>13885092
Hey Applejack
Cute earrings
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>>13885111
IS THAT NIGGER STEALING A LITTLE GI-
>She apparently like Fluttershit.

He can keep her, no Amber Alert needed.
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When do the pony comic previews normally come out?
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>>13885044
Good. The ecstasy should be kicking in soon. Anal it is!
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I I'm Fluttershy....
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>>13885149
wanna get high?
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>>13885128
I read books out of my personal library, fuck around with programman, and go out with friends.

MLPG is enough dumb media shit for me and I don't feel the need to attempt to define myself with the meaningless trivia I consume
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>>13885151
Cute
Left snails' body looks kinda backwards though
And like he's got tits over there
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>>13885128

Forgot to mention I'm keeping up with Prequel Adventures, too, because it's funny, quality, and not Homosuck.

Seriously couldn't get past the first 200 fucking Chapter 1 pages of that shit.
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>>13885157
>the only time he wastes on the internet is MLPG

wow get a load of this autist
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>>13885044
Well if you took the pill...
C'mere cutie
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Why can't she be mine
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>>13885135
1-2 weeks before a new comic, there's usually a quick 3 page preview sometime, then like by the Monday before the Wednesday a new issue comes out there will be an extended preview for that issue, like up to 6-7 pages.

The first comic out this month should be Equestria Girls Annual 2013 (amongst other things, it will have the Sunset Shimmer pony comic). #12 of the main comic will be later in the month.
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>>13885128
I go to /tg/ for Shadowrun and ERP am on f-list, too
I play multiplayer games with two of my long-time buddies. Our poison of choice right now is PSO2.

I also draw
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>>13885182
I just don't know
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>>13885157

>define myself with the meaningless trivia

Nah, man, I don't mean that what you look up defines you. That would make you full-blown autist.

>"I'm a brony/homostuck/furry/weeaboo/slenderdick."

Fandom inclusion as part of your description is like a placebo for having a well-rounded personality. I'm just asking what else the horsefuckers are into when they're going N.E.E.T. at night.
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shit, forgot the tail
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>>13885169
aw yiss you drew me a butte

now draw me the population of the butte

flying buffalo raiders
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>>13885128
I...uh...
...oh my god, what am I doing with my life?
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>>13885186
Thanks for the info anon. Just to be clear, that 8 page SDCC exclusive with Sunset was part of the EqG annual?
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>>13885182

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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>>13885212
That's right. It was a special bonus for the con-goers, but was always planned to be printed in this Annual. So a nice digital version should be available soon.
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>>13885186

Nothing good related to Hasbro ever stays good, does it?
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>>13885217
>canned laughter
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>>13885041
what project?
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>>13885128
I frequent /k/ and /tg/
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>>13885203
Honestly after wasting all this time on 4chan I'm used to everyone trying to definite themselves and others with trivial shit

It's like assuming that people in red shirts are suckers for blood, death, and glory in battle and then wearing a red shirt to become conan the barbarian

It's right up there with my tendency to assume that someone is trolling so condescension and flippancy are reflexes at this point

4chan is awful for you as a human being
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>>13885128
Penny Arcade.
Escapist.
Fuck Marble Hornets. Addictive son of a bitch.
Rooster teeth.
Other various gaming youtube bullshit.
Uh, Prequel.
And Sister Claire only because best comic ever!
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>>13885225
That's good. It'll be nice to have scans without that checkerboard pattern over them.
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Don't be a party pooper!
Come join TF2!

ip: 68.232.162.224:27015
pass: bonbon
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i like bug horse
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Fun fact: a group of unicorns isnt called a herd, but a blessing.

Fun fact: a group of unicorn stallions are called Rarity's Saturday night!
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>>13885128
Waiting for a screencap thread on /co/ to update while listening to shitty SNK music and watching Swat Kats, considering playing Skullgirls in a bit

anyone who ponies all day long is a major scrublord and should consider getting wrecked

>>13885205
here's a sock edit cause im sure kids are still into socks these days
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>>13885253
best bug
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>>13885255
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>>13885269

p cute broheim
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>>13885252
>degrootkeep
over my dead body
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>>13885037
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>>13885278
It only lasts 15 minutes.
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>>13885128
>>13885247
shit, that reminds me I need to get caught up on Marble Hornets
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>>13885037
>Have to clean it first.
What.
Nigga you expect me to work?!
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>>13885243
>4chan is awful for you as a human being

I know, man. I know. That's why I'm trying to puncture an airhole in this thread to the rest of the internet, where some light and goodness may exist.
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>>13885128
sometimes I go on /vg/, or /co/ and /v/ for news. Play Dota 2. I don't have 4 equaly autistic friends that share a similar scheduled with me and no one here wants to, so its living hell solo pubbing.

Work on some lets plays. Catch up on my back log of games, shows and books.

Contemplate suicide for the millionth time despite the fact I know I'm too scared of oblivion.

You know, a normal Saturday night
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>>13885289
>light and goodness
>the internet
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>>13885247

>Sister Claire

Never heard of it. Time to investigate.
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>>13885303
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>>13885280
unf
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Is your waifu really a good pony, anon? Think about it.
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>>13885287

You've missed a lot, bro. Shit's getting good.
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*hurk*
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>>13885314
How is that even unf?
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>>13885305
DON'T DO IT YOU FOOL! IT WAS JOKE!
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>>13885111
his girlfriend is tiny
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>>13885283
no the server is tainted now.
but seriously, the steamchat and MLPG have evolved into seperate entities, so i have no business there anyhow.
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>>13885128
currently only one dimension
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>>13885350
The Steamkids only invite MLPG to have some fresh meat to slaughter.
Seriously, you guys suck at the most casual shooter ever.
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>>13885323
No shit faggot. Ya talkin smack 'bout my waifu, boyo? Whazza madda fa you, eh?
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>13885324
I left off at Entry 72.
How many entries do I need to see to be caught up?
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>>13885366
thanks for proving my point.
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>playing xonotic on minsta servers
>tfw this is supposed to make me good enough to blow everyone away at other shooters
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Pony says you need to stop
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>>13885395
is minsta instagib?
because I loved playing that in UT
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>>13885378
because she's assertive and she's very big
super unf
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>>13885399
a look around

here it comes
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>>13885366
i already know plenty of servers which usually aren't full of tryhards who hate fun, so no loss here.
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>>13885389

Four. Well worth watching. Marble Hornets is great for binging.
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>>13885403
of course

how else is it supposed to force you to learn to aim and dodge without getting lazy with machine guns
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>>13885341

TOO LATE I DID IT!

....

Moooooooom!
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>The Mane Six defeat the Sky Tyrant,
>this is good, but now his carcass is plummeting straight towards the Crystal Empire
>they have about five minutes before the impact destroys it

What should they do?
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>>13885434
Just wait till you see who made that comic.
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>>13885366
>medic demo sticky spam until death
>almost no way to counter without good spies, which are a dime a dozen
>server owner spams server sounds and everyone taunt kills

Am I having fun yet
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>>13885449
PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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>>13885449
I PUNCH THE SKY TYRANT!
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>>13885350
>one kid with a shrill voice won't shut up
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>>13885471
>Able to hear talking over the server sound spam.
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>>13885378
She just is
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>>13884900
>>13884924

Missed the jump apparently.
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http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq
>tfw you want Chronicle Quest even more now
>tfw it will never happen
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>>13885423
that sounds pretty fun
I'd like to play with you but I'm in a good GTA lobby

what server do you usually play on?
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>>13885498
Thank you!
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>>13885456
>>13885482
Oh good, I almost thought I was missing something.
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>>13885449
>five minutes
the fuck
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>>13885252
>banevading
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>>13885498
His helmet looks scifi

You know, I've seen future swords, spears, axes, all that shit

But I don't think I've ever seen like a laser halberd or something

Anyway, he looks like a tough motherfucker, for a little pony
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>>13885454

The damage has been done. On the one hand, I am predisposed to blind hatred.

On the other, I have giggles.

Conflicts, gentlemen.
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>>13885503
I'm sucking on the esk montreal server right now
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>>13885449
this
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>>13885525
I didn't get banned! Strange, I know. Mr. J showed some compassion, I guess.
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>>13885533
>tfw she is dead and never going to return but in a dream.
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>>13885554
Almost quads, damn.

But I need help bros, I am pissed off at the sheer shallow, close mindedness of every person I know.

I'm exaggerating a little, but not a lot unfortunately.
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>>13885589
I wonder what a daffodil and daisy sandwich tastes like.
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>>13885471
You probably mean Krabb.

He's in his late 20's and is the only other admin on the server.
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>>13885614
wut
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>>13885605
I don't know but I know that pony in that pic is god damn gorgeous.
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>>13885614
They do show who is talking, you know.
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>>13885589

hwat
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do you want some of my pizza pinkie
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>>13885589
just relax and enjoy the pictures of tiny colorful horses

you really should get over your obsession with repeating digits
that kind of shit can get you banned
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>pone will never kissu you 4evr
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>>13885657
No, but Soarin' would!
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>>13885589
There was a time where i could help you, but i don't feel like being that person anymore.
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>>13885657
you're gonna paper-towel degrease that, right?
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>try to post that really old dumb fic about luna finding out the moon is made of roast beef during her banishment
>duplicate file error
really
of all the shit that gets a duplicate
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>>13885530

It's supposed to be based on a sallet-style helm, which... yeah, look oddly futuristic for the time period they were used in.
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>Twilight Sparkle's mom is named Twilight Velvet

Twilight should name her daughter Twilight Necro

Absolutely nothing can go wrong with a name like that!
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>leaving rd alone in your house
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>>13885705
>no link
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>>13885538
yeah sure. have fun in your tryhard xXxMLGxXx shithole.
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>>13885669
Rara?
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>>13885657

I wonder if pizza in Equestria can be as greasy as it is here - if they don't use meat, I'm not sure if they'd know about blotting with a napkin.
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>>13885723
i agree in the sense that people "try to be good" instead of just "being good" or "i'm trying to be nice" instead of "being nice"
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>>13885717
>>13869410
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Why is sentenal here shitting everything up?
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>>13885714
But I don't have a scanner
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People like this tripfag are the reason I don't come to this place anymore
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>>13885668
Dub threads aren't against the rules on this board anymore.
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>>13885760
Seriously, who the fuck is this tripfag and why is he blogging here?
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>>13885723
Which episode was this? Is that snow?
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What episode do you think would be the most radically altered by Twilight having wings in it?

I'd think Winter Wrap Up would be it because she'd be able to help kick clouds or something, but I'm drawing a blank on other instances where it would be really useful.
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>>13885754
>>13885760
if they really upset you so much please just filter them so we don't have to listen to you crying about things you don't like
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>>13885773
>who
sentenal
>why
autism
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>>13885771
global rule #3, bro
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>>13885723

I smell a story. Lead me to the kitchen.
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>>13885714
My pony is well mannered.
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>>13885760
what tripfag?
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>>13885777
Poor attempt at shitposting

This isn't pony talk, he's blogging. You and him can kindly shut the fuck up and sit down.
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>>13885796
>human pose
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>>13885792
Oh I didn't realize that's a global rule now. My bad.
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>>13885748
I've already come to the realization I process information I gather from my enviroment differently than anyone else.

But it still sucks because I clearly see such a great future for us, I clearly see problems people over look, I can clearly read people and myself, and I laugh to myself all the time because I know exactly what other people are doing, why they are doing it outside of why they think they are doing it, and what it means.

I remember not seeing life the way I do now, so I understand that these are just things you don't care about or think about.

But now that I see life the way I do, despite the previous, it's just purely and outrageously fucking retarded and annoying to see everyone behaving the way they are because it's so fucking retarded AGH FUCK MY JIMJAMS.
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>>13885820
>now
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qeq
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>>13885822
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>>13885791
that's pnoy, the guy making the mlp text game. doesn't excuse the blogging, but you might want to put that sentenal hateboner away for now.
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>>13885865
I thought pnoy was just another alias for BCS
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http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq#0
http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq#0
http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq#0
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13885848

>all the mice are left handed

mutant horse people land is full of lefties confirmed?
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>>13885740
Please, Twilight would be a master at the art of blotting oil with napkins
>>
Butts
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>>13885796
>No keyboard.
>Mouse is awkwardly positioned.
>Still goes to the main page.
>Clock isn't set to the correct time.
>Still uses a tower.
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>>13885888
It doesnt matter, because they're all Apples
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>>13885887
Four fucking slow
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>>13885865
what are his posting habits? i don't see it, which means i have him filtered and so far i had a very good reason for every filter i have applied
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>holy fucking shit, pegasi can kick clouds?
and don't even say >hurr le memories switched!
bitch grew up in cloudsdale, a city made out of CLOUDS
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>>13885912
I think he's trying to plan some sort of genocide to bring the world in to a brighter future or something
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>>13885900
YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE
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>>13885912
usually he only puts the trip on to talk about his game. this is the first time I've seen him blog like this.
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>>13885917
i think i might have filtered him at the time when there were many tripfagging shitposters from /b/. i might have him filtered by accident.
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>>13885932
Is this game available anywhere?
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>going to 'stall ball' on Nov 23rd

W-what should I expect /co/? Told it is open bar
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>>13885883
>Don't recognize a trip?
>It has to be NBS!
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>>13885932
Normally he opens by saying something about the game and then rambles on about bullshit for another few posts
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>>13885946
not as far I know.
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>>13885952
what
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>>13885915
She just wasn't sure she could kick the clouds and make a dent I guess.
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>>13885967
BCS, stupid. not NBS.
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>>13885946
iclophard.boards.net/

I will be working on our next release after im done being drunk and raging.
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>>13885932
He must be bitching about people being mean because someone made him upset and he is going to quit making the game.
>>13885952
...
Yep, he cracked.
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>>13885945
>>13885932
okay, he seems to care about repeating numbers and that is almost always reason enough to filter someone
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>>13885945
>i had a very good reason for every filter i have applied
>i might have him filtered by accident
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FINITO
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>>13885952
I want a marble carving of Derpy's ponut.
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>>13885995
Hey man We need to stick to the SA forums or FB, dude
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>>13885975
>BCS
>NBS
>RCH
Potato Potato.
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>>13885997
good show!
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>>13885995
>Pony avatars, for when autism doesn't speak loud enough
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>>13886007
>RCH
here we go
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>>13886007
don't call me a potato...
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I want to commit the worst of ALL MOTHER FUCKING ADULTEROUS SATANIC CRIMES TO YOUR CHERRY POPPED 3RD COUSIN'S FUCKING DICK PIPE IN A GOD DAMN FUCKING 4D THEATRE/ROLLER COASTER RIDE AT THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING SECTION OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ORLANDO.
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We're apples forever, apples together, we're family but so much more
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>that looks like a neat set of markers
>oh out of stock, oh well staples is shitty anyways i will check amazon
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>>13885796

That's actually pretty cool.
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>>13886026
Not a potato, idiot, I called you a potato.
They only looks similar.
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>>13885997
That grey and purple pony is a slut.
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>>13886014
I say!
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>>13886030
I want you to take breath and drink a glass of water before your next post
you're scaring me
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>>13886030
I'm getting the most curious feeling that anybody can edit their name to be whatever they want. What a disturbing thought.
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>>13886040
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>>13886040
more Gloomy please
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>>13886046
disregard this post, I'm retarded
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>>13885839
>Auditory Processing Disorder

New to me!

Well, Pnoy, if you see bullshit in the world, the best thing you can do is try to be one of the good guys who does what they can to fix it and prove through your life and how you live it that humans aren't all lowest-common-denominator-obeying apes granted a stroke of luck.
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>>13886023
>Implying anything will happen.
Hes too much of a coward to defend himself.
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>>13886056
What kind of Gloomy?
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>>13886031
question: is big macintosh singing in this? I can hear a bass voice
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>>13886066
wedding-night Gloomy in garters and stockings
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Who is most cutest pony?
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>>13885964

what be a "stall ball"?
>>
>dooks is ded
>>
Seeing if anyone from the old days remembers this name.
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>>13886066
big gloomy
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>>13886071
>>13886071
not him, but oh god no.
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>>13886080
that's the green pony right? The one who was sitting weird
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>49 more days

Almost there... just a bit longer...
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>>13885995

>"MY KATANA WILL SHOW THEM TO FUCK WID ME! YAAH!"
>"... Hey, Mom? Mom! I need you to hold the camera! No, nevermind what it's for, just DO IT!"
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>nothing is going right in my life
I just want to crawl up into a little ball and stop existing.
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Why are all of these useless tripfags coming out of the woodworks
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finally finished Breaking Bad

10/10 it's okay
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>>13886075
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What if the new villain is only a villain because Crysalis drained all his love, leaving only hatred, malice, and pure sadism.
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>>13886075
Sweetie Belle.
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>>13886096
Yes, was just seeing if any of the old people were here when I used to trip.
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>>13886066
lewd
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>>13886035

.... WHAT!?
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>>13885995
would this be less autistic if he had a gun

or would it just be worrying because people like that could have guns
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>>13886073
>>13886081
okay
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>>13886100
>little
i dont think so fatty
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>>13886100

Whyyyyyyyyy?
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>>13885839

Just saying as someone who has to ask people to repeat themselves up to six times because his brain decides to randomly short the connection between his brain and ears out, making everything they say sound like garbled mush - I know your pain.
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>>13886121
yesss
I'm not worried. Gloomy's always been a big pony.
...wait, how big are we talking here?
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>>13886119
>or would it just be worrying because people like that could have guns
This one...
Totally this one.
Guns have to be registered.
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>>13886136
Not sure. LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP AND SEE WHERE SHE TAKES US
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>>13886100
who's stoppin ya?
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>>13886119

worrying, because people like that Adam Lanza and Dylan Klebold
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>>13886140
reminder that most gun owners and NRA members are in favor of extensive background checks

don't let the anti-gun people give you false info
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>>13886121
you're not
at all

>>13886136
THE BIGGEST

>>13886142
HA HA! YES!
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>>13886140
>Guns have to be registered.
Maybe where you live.
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>you will never vomit down pony's cock
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>>13886100

Get back to drawing Corwin.
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>>13886113
When were you around? I don't remember you and I've been here since feb 2011
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>>13886142
awww shit, here we go
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>>13886113
I wasn't around back then, so I apologize if I get this wrong, but from a quick archive search it seems like you were a /b/ trip. So what brings you over here?
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>>13886126
>implying i can afford enough $ for junk food to be fat

>>13886130
>>13886147
I tried, literally laid on the floor and tried to squeeze myself into a ball. You know how they say never put your eggs in one basket? Holy shit did I learn my lesson too late.
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>>13886161
WHATEVER HAPPENS
NO REGRETS
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>>13886133
sometimes i laugh simply because i heard/read, processed, and understood the joke, because that's such a rare occurrence
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Well one last try.

Hats'n'stuff.
ip: 68.232.162.224:27015
pass: bonbon

Shoot stuff and whatever.
>arena
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>>13886169
FULL SPEED AHEAD
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Ah, I feel better.

I put up with so much shit with next to no release from it on an annual basis, you guys have to forgive me for breaking down occasionally.
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>>13886154
Damn right.
>>13886156
>Maybe where you live.

Yep.
I live in America.
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>>13886162
Well I originated in /b/ pretty much immediately after the /b/ pony threads formed, and then the whole shit with all the pony crap being banned on /b/ or something. I left for a while after that, came back and we had /mlp/ so I lurked and chatted with some more of the oldies. Was just seeing if anyone from those threads was hanging around.
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>>13886181
okay
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>>13886186
In most states guns don't have to be registered

extensive background checks aren't registration

Ammo registration > gun registration
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Take a break. Maybe watch an episode.
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>>13886181
>Put up with shit all the time.
>Never rant about it on a horse thread.
>Never go off on tangents.
>Never post with my trip, annoying everyone.

I think you may just be retarded.
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>>13886188
Doesn't /b/ still have pony threads? The only oldies you'll probably find in here are going to be people from /co/, not /b/.
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>>13886178
>arena

Fucking Krabb just doesn't get it.
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>>13886181
>breaking down occasionally
>so that's what he calls it
all jokes aside, yea sure
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>>13886188
You could try the /b/read on MLPchan's /oat/. Lots of the trips from the /b/ pony threads at the time seem to have migrated there.
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>>13886204
>Been wanting to draw a picture of the mane 6 riding on a bunch of grumpy camels since last August
>Still haven't gotten around to it
Fuck procrastination.
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>>13886202
>He thinks we can register Ammo.

Holy shit.
HOLY SHIT!
TELL ME AGAIN THE GRAND STORIES ABOUT HOW OBAMA IS ACTUALLY JESUS WHO IS HERE TO FREE HEALTHCARE TO US!
Oh how those tales bring a smile on my face.

Even Europe was a dumb idea you fuck!
You are literally dumber then the UN!
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>>13886214

This.

This is the /co/ embassy, there are no actual /b/ fags here, depsite what the shitposters might try to make you believe
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>>13886181
uh, I dunno man.
Couldn't you like, write all that, and then NOT submit it? I mean, punch a pillow or something?
Actually, there's evidence to suggest that "letting it all out" actually makes it harder to control anger, as you become used to venting it through violence or, uh, massive, offtopic rants on 4chan about nothing. Whichever one you do, you know?
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>>13886233
>Europe was a dumb idea
No anon, you were the dumb idea
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>>13886233

>man wants to buy a box of ammo
>register it to his name

WOW
MUCH DIFFICULTY

Calm the fuck down and argue like a human instead of a /v/irgin, sperglord.
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>>13886167

Hooooooowww?
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>>13886235
I would agree with you.

But mate. You don't even know how annoying my life is.
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>>13886214
>>13886221
>>13886234
Ah, righto. I'll do a bit more browsing, and try and find the people I'm looking for. Cheers gents.
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>>13886233
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>>13886258
I agree. Your life IS annoying. Just end it.
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>>13885796
Rainbow's art never ceases to give me boners
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>>13886239
ura faget
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>>13886202
>Register every round ever.
>And every single one made.
...
>In hours the casing is encased in numbers.
>Soon, the bullet is too.
>They simply have to stop producing ammunition when they run out of room.
>Lead is now banned to stop producing illegal ammo.
>The new moonshiner is born.
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>>13886258

Elaborate. Confession is good for the testicles.

>>13886266

Ha! I actually laughed at this one. Forgive me.
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>>13886275
no
that pony is an adult in the body of a filly
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>>13886269
you're* an* faggot*

>>13886266
no, I must suck all the dicks and then drown you with their gelatinous sperm.
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>>13886282

are you retarded or making a funny
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>>13886290
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>>13886234
How many people do we still have here that are actually from the /co/ days, anyways?
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>>13886258
Except that has nothing to do with how much anger/stress you have. If one guy deals with a lot of stress through, I don't know, lifting weights or something, and another guy who deals with less stress but lets it out with violence come together? It's going to be the guy who "lets it all out" who is consistently angrier, because that's how he gets rid of stress.
People are habit forming, so if you keep doing this ranting nonsense, you'll merely find it easier to do it in the future, levels of actual stress be damned.
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>>13886292
>an*
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>>13886251
>A gun is an item.
>You take parts out of the gun, it stops being a gun.
>Most parts can be tracked.
>A box of ammo is an item.
>You take rounds out of the box, you have no idea where the individual parts will end up.
Stop before you hurt yourself on your thinking spree, Liberal.
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>>13886299
Hi.
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>>13886178
after caramel beefed so hard, I just could not take it

AHHHHHH
>>
This Pnoy guy is definitely BCS

>lol ur anonymous u spineless bitch
>some shitty joke about sex
>constant complaints about their life
>Posting every time the timer is up

Good to know I won't miss anything by filtering them

>Capping their own posts
Yep. It's BCS.
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Wish Tex would stop shit posting as anon.
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>>13886299
me
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>>13886299
85.45
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Last link for the night.

http://strawpoll.me/502910

Interesting results so far.
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>>13886294
It only stops being funny when the Liberal stops freaking out about controlling fun.

I mean guns.
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>>13886298
holy fuck what kind of stylesheet is that
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>>13886307
So you hold the person who bought the ammo responsible for "losing" it.
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>>13886299

reporting in
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>>13886307

I see you're not dropping the /v/irgin act.

Yes, you can share ammo and take it apart and make it hard to keep track of. The point is watching for people buying lots of ammo at once, like what happens before people go on a shooting spree.
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>>13886299
Came in when FWF aired reporting

I'm a total shithead
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>>13886318
gun control is pants on head retarded and never works

any who say otherwise have no buisness attempting to regulate it
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>>13886306
that was part of my irony u stupid fuck fuck

>>13886302
This can be true if one isn't careful, infact mostly is, so I will avoid it. But agh, it was just fun to do something I so constantly fight.
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>>13886299
I guess I count even though it was only a few months before the move.
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>>13886311
>>13886215
Its over now.
Thanks for coming out guys.
We'll play again next week!
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Playing Dark Souls while high, good idea? Pony asks.
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every time you post off-topic a pony has a household accident

only you can prevent pony fires
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>>13886335
>x never works
>anyone that says otherwise has no business attempting to make it work.
I hope you realize how stupid this sounds anon.
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>>13886323

I'm not a liberal, and I am against gun control. I own an AR-15, a Mossberg 500, a Springfield XD9, a Ruger P89, and a Mosin 91/30.

Now will you argue like you've got a brain?
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>>13886345
dark souls is never a good idea
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Ponies?
Ponies.
Pony pony pony ponies pony
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>>13886350
I like you.
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>>13886322
I only really go there if 4chan's down since I'm not into any quests at the moment.
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>>13886299
I lurked a lot before the move, does that count?
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>>13886335

I really wish Tex would stop shit posting as anon

>>13886350

>responding

You're no better.
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>>13886360
Its my first time playing
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>>13886350
have you seen the people that try to regulate firearms

it is worse than watching them flounder over internet regulations with how ignorant they are
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>>13886299
From the end of the first hiatus
Although I almost never posted for the first while
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>>13886298
>that
>annoying life

looks like white american first world problems to me.
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>>13886332
>like what happens before people go on a shooting spree.

And I can see you didn't stop with your /pol/ act.
Gun enthusiasts will mass purchase ammo because, guess what, they like to shoot a lot.
My boss would buy ammo by the crate if he could. Do i worry every time he comes to work about getting shot? No, because I know he owns a lot of guns and ammunition, but he is a responsible person.
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>>13886363
I love ponies.
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>>13886366
close enough.
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>>13886322

>55 votes
>55

There's 55 of you niggers on tonight?

Wow what a bunch of kissless virgins if you're "Friday Night" is spend here.
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>>13886371
don't waste your high on it
play something fun instead
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>>13886382
>JUTS REMEMBER...
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>>13886382
Oh hey you're here too!
>>
>GUN CONTROL DOESN'T WORK
>gun control works literally everywhere in europe
>BUT IT DOESNT WOOOOORK
autism
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>>13886339
>This can be true if one isn't careful
No, actually, not at all. It's true all the time. Shit's peer-reviewed, sorry man.
>it was just fun to do something I so constantly fight
Fun, maybe. Habit-forming, DEFINITELY.
If you don't want to continue doing this, and I don't think you do, you need to manage your stress differently. That's the bottom line.
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>>13886382
You're here too, esse.
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>>13886355
Fine.
Spoilsport...
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>>13886377

If you buy a lot of ammo at once, and the feds come and make sure you're not batshit and leave, then what's the problem?

I'm >>13886355, by the way. Ammo registration is the way to regulate gun violence without infringing on rights.
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>>13886335
gun control is indeed retarded

person control is very effective on the other hand

>switzerland
>no "nigga shoot the cops" culture
>no glorifying serial killers
>everyone is put through the military
>everyone has a machine gun
>private individuals can buy artillery if they want
>most gun-controlly law: keep your seriously high powered shit in a safe
>gun crime: where?
>america
>white supremacist literature suppressed, rap songs advocating murder and race war left to circulate
>murderers given more publicity than some celebs
>almost nobody trained in the proper operation of a gun, but exposed to plenty of movies that show action heroes mowing down people like it's call of duty
>call of duty given to 8 year olds to play
>^does not mesh well with america's mental illness rates
>dumb republicans give their mentally unstable children easy access because "its just a gun lol"
>school shootings everywhere
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>>13886383
Like what
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>>13886382
Actually, that poll's been reposted a bunch today.
That's more likely the number of visitors we've had today, morning included, maybe.
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>>13886363
All the ponies are dead, anon.
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>>13886405
Also, Sweden has great living standards while America's wealth disparity is embarrasingly huge.
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>>13886398
Hmm, I never say anything is all the time, but I would rather not risk it, so yeah, I will avoid behaving this way.

Thank you for knocking me back into my senses.
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>>13886403
>Ammo registration is the way to regulate gun violence without infringing on rights.

What's to stop the bad guy from I dunno...
Getting the ammo illegally?
Like most of them get their guns?

>Black Market?
>KILL THE LEGAL MARKET!
>That will show them!
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>>13886382
Every time I see this "FRAIDAY NAIT" meme I remember that 4chan is full of highschool kids.

>SCHOOLS OUT LETS GET SMASHED XD

I party on mondays because I have tuesdays off. American website, crazy American working days. Surprise.
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>>13886397

>(REPRESENTATION OF PEOPLE AGAINST MY OPINION AS WHINY RETARDS IN CAPITALS)
>Grammatically correct sentence that shows me as a mature and responsible adult, like everyone that shares MY opinion
>(FURTHER NAME-CALLING TO CALL THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T SHARE MY OPINION DUMB WITHOUT MAKING ANY POINTS)

/v/
>>
FAST CHANGELINGS
SLOW PONIES
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>>13886405
>>dumb republicans give their mentally unstable children easy access because "its just a gun lol"
Alright, the others are fair enough points, but I'm gonna have to call you out on this one

If you don't train your child to be responsible with a firearm when you yourself own one, you are begging for trouble.
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>>13886420
Actually, most civilian shooters get their guns legally because of how overwhelmingly easy it is to get a gun in America.
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>>13886403
>If you buy a lot of ammo at once, and the feds come and make sure you're not batshit and leave, then what's the problem?
That isn't the problem.
You sound like you want the feds to knock on your door because you bought two boxes of .223 and they want to know where you have it in the house.

As they kick your door in.
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fffffriday night MLPG hats was fun

more of you fags should play when it happens
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>>13886430
if you can't refute the point there's no need to shitpost and prove me right at the same time
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>>13886430
If I was Twilight Sparkle I would give you a blowjob even though I think guns should just be banned outside of recreational ranges, perhaps handguns for protection.
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Fancypants has a vast collection of hunting rifles
He's against gun control because he doesn't hate freedom
>>
http://minituffs.tumblr.com/post/63149823981/starting-24-hour-comic-day-at-2-am

MT is starting the 24hr draw marathon, no breaks at all not even for the toilet.
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>>13886444
you weren't joking about it blocking the screen, heh

also, nice to see someone use the good style on the beak
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>>13886444
>Get here right before it ends
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>>13886437
Sounds good to me.
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>>13886437
>Illegally.
>Talking about criminals.
>You come in an post.
>And imply that legal gun owners are the criminals I am talking about.

I know it's hard, but read next time you respond.
>>
>you will never deepthroat pony
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>>13886454
>not even for the toilet
uh... unf?
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>>13886335
>>13886405
>>13886420
>>13886435
>>13886441
>>13886397
>>13886397
>>13886377

>mfw seeing politics debates in My Little Pony General
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>>13886420

>Like most of them get their guns

This is wrong. As a /k/ommando and a gun advocate, I'm ashamed of you for saying that. Get your facts straight.

>Making ammo registration mandatory is "KILLING THE LEGAL MARKET"
Again, wrong. Killing the legal market would be making things illegal, not harder to get.

>what's to stop them from getting their ammo illegally
Because it's a lot easier to get it not-illegally?
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>>13886462
>you will never fuck pony's throatpussy
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>>13886450
i am all for more gun control for the idiots and morons.

but not for the smart people like me
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>>13886450
Truly the best stallion.
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>>13886450
Rarity CC's and is teaching sweetie belle the diligant responsibilities of firearms ownership because she knows the value of those she holds dear
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>>13886446
make a point first
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>>13886477
tests and requirements are the ultimate slippery slope
>>
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
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>>13886471
As a /k/ommando you should also know how hard it is to even GET ammo right now.
Stop pretending to be a gun owner and shut up. Post that shitty ar-15 you have for some reason and go 'muh guns!'
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>>13886493
I didn't know anal sex had an ost.
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>>13886414
>All the ponies are dead, anon.

Drawing tonight?
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>>13886486
I'm sorry you can't read
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>>13886480
This kind of shit, this post makes me upset.
HOW THE FUCK DO PONIES THAT DON'T WEAR CLOTHES CC!? This comment was not well thought out at all!
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HI /MLP/!!!

WHATCHYA DOIN'!?
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My raifu > your waifu
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>>13886476
>you will never bloat their stomachwomb with hot cum
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>>13886437
And they use them illegally because Americans are barbaric, poor, and desperate by majority

Australia's crime rates were already plummeting before they enacted their gun laws. The actual cause was Australians not being overworked and angry all the time.

But Americans? The entire country is bitching about being sleep deprived and too poor for a cost of living that's constantly rising. I'm pretty sure it's becoming normal for young people to live at home into their 20s over there because moving out is sticking yourself in whatever "first house" shithole you move in to for life unless you win the lottery or are an exceptionally bright and charismatic person.
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>We need more gun control.
What we need is to bring back the asylums to lock uf the crazy fucks.
Because apparently, letting them 'blend in' with society does not work...
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>>13886507
by putting clothing on, obviously
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>>13886500
Thought about it, but I have no ideas.
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>politics in mlpg
>people posting bait
>people responding
>mfw
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>>13886520
>Not even mentioning that you outlaw kiddy porn and violent games.
BRAVO!
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>>13886514
HEROIN, WANT SOME?
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>>13886507
She hides it inside her mane

in addition to being stylish, that giant gap in her mane doubles as a convenient storage spot

She's very quick on the draw too
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>>13886514
Playing Dragon Commander and mostly ignoring MLPG
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GUYS
THE PROBLEM ISN'T GUN CONTROL

IT'S AMERICA'S SHITTY BOTTOM LINE WITH MOST PEOPLE LIVING IN POVERTY WITH NO WAY TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES BECAUSE OF THEIR LOW STANDARD OF SOCIAL SERVICES SUCH AS HOUSING AND GETTING THE UNEMPLOYED INTO WORK

IF WE JUST RAISE STANDARDS OF LIVING FOR THE POOREST PEOPLE THEN THEY WON'T FEEL THE NEED TO COMMIT CRIMES TO GET BY
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gloomy using her size magic for fun with anon
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Pony escaped your basement but doesn't realize you were her kidnapper.

What do.
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>>13886528
That's ok you suck anyways.
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>>13886527
Oh Rara...!!
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>>13886527
but for the most part, she doesn't wear clothes.
Does she only CC when she feels like being fancy?
Not to mention I can't help but think she'd find guns barbaric, unless maybe Applejack taught her about them somehow.
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>>13886528
>but I have no ideas.

That's what we're here for silly billy!
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>>13886528
then ask for requests you silly filly

requesting texanon and discord locked in a staring contest
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>>13886523
this
this so much

problem is, we have NO MONEY TO SPEND ON THIS

BECAUSE EVERY PRESIDENT IN THE LAST 20 YEARS THOUGHT SPENDING MONEY WAS THE WAY TO FIX A LACK OF MONEY

FUCK

>>13886535
I'M BITING THIS BAIT HARD
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>>13886550
help her escape

again

because you keep saying it's me
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>>13886543
>>13886480
out of character bullshit perpetuated by delusional waifufags
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>>13886539
Everyone in the world outlawed child porn

Violent games? Might have had something to do with maintaining the trend. Don't you crazy Amexicans give those to 8 year olds?
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>>13886548
WHY DON'T WE TAKE CHICAGO!
AND MOVE IT INTO CANADA!?
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>>13886550
curb stomp the horn off and drag her back in there, by the broken stump
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>>13886550
But I didn't kidnap pony.
I'll help her get home.
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>>13886579
To her basement?
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>>13886558
Rarity is wise enough to realize that no matter how barabaric a cc may be, being raped in an alley or stabbed with a knife is far worse on the scale of barbarism
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>>13886543
This is a humorous mental image and I am no longer upset
thank you
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>>13886572
STOP WORSHIPPING THE MILLIONAIRES
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LIKELY NEVER BECOME ONE UNLESS AMERICA'S CURRENCY HYPERINFLATES
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>>13886154
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>>13886552
Oh no, I'll cry myself to sleep over that, anon.

>>13886564
I should draw Discord, yes,
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>>13886584
No, to ponyville.
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>>13886568
rarity is not evcen my waifu at all, she is not even 3rd best pony

I just like the idea of her CC-ing and operating operationally
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>>13886549
>shrinks herself down and hides in a box of cereal
>anon goes to make breakfast
>she pops out, makes herself huge and pin/snuggles anon
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>>13886528
You should draw a pony butt
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>>13886494

My AR-15 is in storage, but here's my Springfield.

your turn. where's your gun?
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>>13886619
>XD
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LOOK
I'M POSTING A PONY

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PONY INSTEAD
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>>13886599
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>>13886624
god she's pretty...
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>>13886624
hoooooly shiiiiit
wow
that is an attractive pony. Jeez.
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>>13886541
:DDDDDDDDDDD AS THE SAYING GOES, WEEEEEEDS ALL I NEEEEEEEEEED.

>>13886545
DO YOU COMMAND....


DRAGONS


BECAUSE THAT WOULD SOUND LIKE A REALLY AWESOME RTS ACTUALLY!
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>>13886633
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13886624

such best pone
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>>13886633
Derpy is going to get sick if she keeps that up.
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>>13886328
No the person just happens to put the ammo around like a Texan.
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>>13886633
derpy is like that because she tried to CC with an IMI Desert eagle and clonked herself on the head when she shot it.
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>>13886548
american here, don't forget education.

>little sister, family living in a shitty school district with bad disciplinary policies and shitty teachers that screw students over just because
>every time i see her she's in a downward spiral
>suddenly they move to a slightly nicer neighborhood
>she's going to a nicer school
>downward spiral reverses

people don't understand that environment has a big impact on kids, and that kids are too dumb to be conscious of it
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>>13886633
she's a cute pony
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>>13886602
>I should draw Discord, yes,

Have you ever?

>Oh no, I'll cry myself to sleep over that, anon.

>Responding to bait
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>>13886624
Yep, it's pony
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>>13886619
Deals a deal.
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>>13886641
FINE BY ME, PIENKO. MORE FOR ME.
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>>13886624
>you will never have sex with her
It hurts.
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>>13886641
no
you are a commander who can turn into a dragon
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>shitposting memes in the mylittlepony discussion forum for men, on a friday night

if this how you expected your life to turn out
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>>13886659
>>13886619
This means you guys have to fuck now, right?
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>>13886654
Yes, a long time ago. It was fairly terrible.
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>>13886671
yes
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>>13886659
hello beautiful
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>>13886655
Nope Chuck Testa.
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>>13886659
Nice bedding.
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>>13886610
hnnnnng
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>>13886679
XD
EEEEKKKKKSSSSDDEEEE!!!
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>>13886659
>perfectly fine weapon
>creaky wood prone to deforming and putting pressure on metal parts
>pistol grip is useless and unergonomic unless you're yanking it out in combat to spray from the hip
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Why don't you smile more, Anon?
You look nice when you're smiling.
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>you will never a filthy pone
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>>13886690
>>>/batponegeneral/
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>>13886669
good point
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>>13886666
>you'll never hear her moan in that sensual voice of hers
feels awful
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>>13886674
well, no time like the present to try again ey?

I'm very interested in seeing him next to texanon, pushing the limits of his stoicism
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>>13886619
>>13886659

>>>/k/
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>>13886641
No, you can turn into a dragon
Its kinda fun
You have a jetpack
The gameplay is pretty weak though.
The characters are pretty good and the voice work is great though.

I got tired of the shitty rts elements and just auto complete most battles
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>>13886659

>Wood
>On an AR-15
>Calls my AR shitty

I saw that in the pony and guns thread, thought about making a post in it
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>>13886690
If you say so pony
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>>13886624
>tfw no mojito
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>>13886690
You look nice when you're smiling too, Blossom.
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>>13886664
THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY A SAYING I KINDA MADE THAT UP ACTUALLY BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO DO HERMINE I DON'T BLAME YOU EMMA WATSON MAKES MY SKITTLES DRIBBLES.

>>13886668
COMMANDER SHEPARD?! D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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>>13886699
>you will never squeeze her as she sleeps and listen to her coo when you run your fingers through her hair
welp I know who I'm pretending my pillow is tonight
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>>13886690
You've seen me smiling? What are you some kind of stalker?
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>>13886703
>not bringing your homeboard to MLPG

do you even spruce up the hiatus
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What happens if we don't talk about pone for an hour?
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>>13886701
>pushing the limits of his stoicism

That's boring. He should show some tiny emotion.
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>>13886724
Why would anyone install gentoo when freeBSD exists?
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>>13886705
>>13886688
>Does not appreciate a piece of art.

Anon's please, the girls a work of art. Colt with hardly a number above her 3 million serial.
She aint made to shoot a lot, she's made to turn heads, and shoot a lot.
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>>13886724
I was the one who got armorbro to talk about military pony weapons instead of drugs that one time, get on my level
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>>13886724
gosh, she is the cutest
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>>13886734
What happens normally?
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>>13886734
The bus will explode
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>>13886734
That's literally describing MLPG in a nutshell. The only thing at all that's relevant to ponies is the occasional image
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>>13886744
half of that was me
stop trying to steal my reputation or i'll filter you
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>>13886734
We acknowledge that it's hiatus and, more importantly, slow at the moment, so the lack of pony and new OC is making people fill the blanks with other stuff.
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>>13886723
n-no
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>>13886759
I will never stop raging over the fact that fluttershy is not rarity
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alright, looks like it's time for

BOARD ROLE-CALL
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>>13886720
>you'll never share a good-morning kiss with her when you wake up
why
just why
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>>13886734
>>13886749

The seal on Tartarus is broken, and the imprisoned creatures rise to destroy Equestria.
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Rainbow dash is a more well rounded and developed character than rarity

Applejack is fluttershy tier. She's a meme pony.

>xD apples
>xD butt
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>>13886688
>Spraying.
>With an AR-15.

Oh no, the dreaded Automatic Rifle-15 does it again!
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ill take a request
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>>13886750
This is probably the best movie I've ever seen
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>>13886760
oh there's no way I can change the whole thread like that myself, thanks, but c'mon. The guy's obviously also intested in arms and armor, and that's something we can discuss, am I right? Eerybody has something to contribute
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>>13886779
COMMISSAR BON BON
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>>13886779
I request that you don't draw.
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>>13886779
Gloomy waking up in the morning with bedhead
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>>13886779
lyra admiring mewanon's Ar-15
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>>13886688

>yelling at a pistol grip on an AR platform

what the fuck

have you seen an AR before
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>>13886779
Chubby Lyra
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>>13886779
Twilight on Ecstasy
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>>13886786
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>>13886686
>crawls in to bed with anon at a reasonable size
>gradually gets bigger and bigger
>he's like a little doll to her by the time they fall asleep
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>>13886772
>Rainbow dash is a more well rounded and developed character than rarity
All ponies are more well rounded and developed than Rarity.
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>>13886779
lyra farting
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>>13886769
/co/ and /tg/ for the most part, here
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>>13886779
bonbon forcefeeding mewanon to lyra

or the other way around
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>>13886772
you're a meme pony
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Right now is proof why Generals are terrible.
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>>13886688
Tell me, Senator, did he get that gun from that Grand Theft Auto game that awards points for killing people?
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>>13886814
right now is proof why you're a bitch
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Reminder that Lauren Faust visits /mlp/ from time to time.

Reminder that she's probably reading this and shaking her head.
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>>13886769
/sp/, /adv/, and /pol/ representative.

Don't ask.
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>>13886784
sergal
pony
hair brushing
friendship
smiles
unf?
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my brain's dead weight
i'm tryin' to get my head straight
but i can't figure out which of the mane six's ponuts i wanna take on a date
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>>13886797
>Anon settles in and closes his eyes
>next to him, Gloomy starts growing bigger
>and bigger
>and bigger
>Anon feels something press against his back
>"Wha-?"
>he's forced over the side of the bed and topples onto the ground as the now massive Gloomy takes up the entire bed
>"Oh what the hell, Gloomy?"
>"Hehehe~"
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>>13886814
But we're not even discussing vomit fetishes
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>>13886718
YEEEEEEEEEEEaaaa-fuck it.

Seeya Penka. Maybe.
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>>13886779
>ill take a request

Animu style pones.
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>>13886831
Why did you even respond to me? Don't touch me. Shoo. Shoo.
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>>13886827
Faust sold her soul to the devil.
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>>13886769
/tg/, /k/, /vg/, /co/

>>13886815
the one with the shoulder thing that goes up?

>>13886823
First off:
>lel I posted it again

second off:
unf

third:
>you will never see rarity follow through on this threat
>you will never rub her tummy that was stuffed by some smartass
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>Speed loader on an AR-15 clip.
ILLEGAL!
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Would it be hard to missionary position a pony?
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>>13886835
>implying she would grab him and hold him
>"maybe I can be your bed tonight"
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>>13886862
I don't know, it might depend on how big pony is.
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>>13886860
I'll post what I want, when I want and where I want
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>>13886851
i love you anon
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>>13886862
Not that hard.
Just lift her legs a bit.
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>>13886862
no, remember when pink was lying on her back in TMPP and Rara was lying on her back in ACW
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>>13886891
I need more reference guides. You should post more wide-spread pones...

I mean if that's okay with you
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>>13886861
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>>13886905
Like so?
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>>13886913
that's pretty cute
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>>13886913
>The dialog

It's so robotic
Like he's just waiting for it to be over
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>>13886913

>Not pony and Not a pony
>>>/glitter garbage/
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>you will never wake up to this
what a horrible feel
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>>13886915
*wwanders to the hospital*
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>>13886920
God damn it, Lyra, I don't waifu ponies and you make it very difficult to continue doing so
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>>13886920
Hmm, yes. Missionary is becoming a little more clearer to me. I think I'm starting to understand pone anatomy thanks to you
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>>13886920

>Lyra

Lera is the only pone for me.
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>>13886940
Those aren't ponies!
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>>13886940
>filename

because that would require making them LESS cute
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I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
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>>13886945
that pokemon has a fat ass
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It feels like every month or so I get kind of down on not improving. Like I'll be happy with my art one day and the next I'll look over all of my art for the last month and think it's all shitty.
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>>13886954
Your favorite pony has a fat ass.
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>>13886951
>anthro
it's shit though???
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>>13886951
Sounds fun, maybe
Link it
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>>13886956
saine plz
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>>13886936
Any time.
This one's not so wide-spread, but she's still on her back.
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>>13886765
What is that pony doing?
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Was Tex the AR-15 guy or the handgun guy?

>Mysteries we will never know the answer to
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>>13886973
scrunchy face
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>>13886970
>but don't touch
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>>13886951
>mac
>not human
won't fap
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>>13886970
>But don't touch
Can I still jack off?
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>>13886951
LINK
GIVE ME A LINK
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>pick difficult angle/pose to draw
>picture can't really show off her size too well
>too tired to continue and fix things

I think I may have screwed up. I'll look at this again tomorrow and see what I can salvage also somebody's helping me out on the butt angle, so there's that . Sorry I couldn't deliver tonight, anons. I'll make it up to you.
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>>13887006

>Anthro
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>>13886964
>>13887006

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/136273/1/size-matters/big-lovin
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>>13886985
Why? I need context.
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>>13887011
don't worry about it
thanks, goat!
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How would pony feel if I masturbated to her?
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>>13887011
>gloomy butt

NOT NOW BONER
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>>13887017
anthro is gross

full pony or full human only

anything inbetween is a nauseating abomination
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>>13886984
I'm the pony guy.
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>>13887027
I don't have one
just improvise
pretend she caught you masturbating or something
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>>13887011
>tail-dock
UNF
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>>13886951
>anthro
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>>13887033
but muh satyrs
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>>13887011
>>13887032

Gloomy is the worst thing MLPG has made.

She's a horribly derivative Marker Pony.

Marka is the best damn thing we've ever made.
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>>13887050
they don't count

they are related charachters, but not violations of the the charachters themselves
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>>13887033
suit yourself.
more for me.
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https://derpibooru.org/441809
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>>13887051
Marker go to bed
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Don't feed the pone!
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>>13887051
I don't regret a thing.
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>>13887062
UNF
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>>13887065
Why not? What if pony wants to be fed?
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>>13887051
You've said that like three times already.
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Reminder that Season 4 will not be the last season and that you're here forever.
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>>13887065
DO YOU WANT THIS CAKE?
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>>13887065
too late
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>>13887061
what a weird head, its like its not even apart of that body
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>>13887082
No I'm not, I'm only here until I find a way to Equestria.
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>>13887040
Well that's no fun.
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>>13887065
No you may not

You should have the entire cake
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>>13887062
Why do artists that know so much about cocks not know where the urethra goes?

Why would the cum be coming out from the top of the cock?
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>>13887109
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
MAYBE SHE'S JUDGING YOUR DRAWING TECHNIQUE

OR DOESNT LIKE YOUR UNDERWEAR SLUNG AROUND THE FLOOR

OR MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU'RE SHIT AT VIDEOGAMES
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What if pony was even freakier than you are?
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>>13887063
>Marker go to bed

Request: Marker angrily at her computer posting: >>13887051
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>>13887128
Would she like to come in?
We could play some co-op.
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https://derpibooru.org/440839
Woah
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>>13887133
Are you saying that pony thinks I'm freaky?
I'm not freaky. Why is pony so mean?
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>>13887141
pretty
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>>13887099
>I'm only here until I find a way to Equestria.
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>>13887141
Why is she so perfect?
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>>13887133
I'm into pretty much anything but scat and fat
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>>13887139
Pony says she has an appointment to keep and flies away
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>>13887128
>MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU'RE SHIT AT VIDEOGAMES
I can see her watching some guy getting really mad at the games while she tries not to laugh.
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>>13887149
No idiot. You have to drink the bleach to
Go to Equestria.
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>>13887162
I can't into scat either, but I fucking love big bellies and butts
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You have 20 seconds to explain why you haven't bought at least 1 "Fus Roh...yay~" T-shirt, MLPG
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>>13887169
Anti-freeze taste more like candy. Does that count?
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oh cool a Sweetie Belle thread
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>>13886940

Лера, красивая как всегда!
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>>13887162
Is this the fetish equivalent of "everything but country and rap"?
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>>13887141
god dammit god dammit god dammit
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>>13887133
to go beyond me it would required extreme torturing and death. i would not be into that at all.
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Holy shit I just fapped to the thought of getting a blowjob from roseluck and managed to get almost realistic mouth action with my hand and a lot of spit

It felt like I actually came in that rosy earth pony's mouth

except not. tfw.
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>>13887185
I don't need anymore shirts. Stop viral marketing, Fluttershy.
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>>13887202
you mean that super cute Applejack recolor?
Good choice in pony
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>>13887185
I have no money, and no interest in owning a pony t-shirt
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>>13887164
oh...
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>>13887202
Maybe I could be your realistic mouth next time?
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>>13887196
>>13887153
>>13887147
>>13887141
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I disagree with that one opinion you hold very strongly and I think you are stupid for holding that opinion!
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>>13887185
Why would I?
I hate skyrim and pony shirts
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>>13887223
>not marespunk
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>>13887223
It's perfect.
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>>13887230
>not cyberspunk
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>>13887194
Разговаривать можно клингонского тоже? Круто!
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>>13887238
>not superhuman samurai syber squad
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>>13887245
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>that Chronicle thing
What the fuck did I just look at?
was that from when he was a kid?
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>>13887212
show rose is a lyra recolor
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>>13887253
why would you want that when you could have samurai pizza cats?
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>>13887238
>not steamspunk
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>>13887073
If you feed the pony, pony will start looking for more and eventually become overweight!

>>13887091
>>13887111
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>>13887271
So pony isn't allowed to eat at all?
Doesn't this kill pony?
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>>13887262
but there are lots of ponies with that mane
how can you be sure Lyra is the mold from which they were all formed?
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>>13887271
what if pony takes a liking to other ponies?
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>>13887271
mewball what are you doing
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>>13887225
So you....you hate pony?
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>>13887271
I regret everything
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>>13887263
porque no los dos?

I'd love to stream Samurai Pizza Cats one day
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>>13887164
Well then why was she here at all. I've never seen that pony before.
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>>13887286
that's dotkwa
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>>13887271
This just means there is more pony to enjoy, pony should eat as much as possible
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>>13887294
I'd watch it
but you should skip to like half way through the series
that's when it gets good
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>>13887285
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>>13887259
poor little colt...
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>>13887202
Rose is such a slut.
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>>13887216
Anon Pls
https://derpibooru.org/441525
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>yfw Sweetie Belle is a bimbo who will get taken advantage of by dudes the day she turns legal
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>>13887331
and I love her all the more for it
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>>13887333
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>>13887330
Back during Renne Quest, I thought that black stuff took over him through his eye. Not him wanting all that from the beginning.
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how much rararar can you handle
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>>13887362
I prefer my rarara slightly chubby over morbidly obese
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>>13887362

Way more than that.
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Hey /mlp/. I'm looking for something in particular that I can't find anymore. I was wondering if anyone would lend me a hand here. What I'm looking for is the complete Background Pony comic by Dream0rDie. By complete I mean up to the point where he stopped drawing. He dA is dead, and no one seems to have English version of what I'm looking for.
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>>13887333
Why can't real girls be attractive like that?

Why can't they just be attractive?
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>>13887362
See, rara

This is what happens when you use your magic on a stallion who's on the stack
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>>13887362
I like my tubby rarity a little more reserved
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>>13887376
>Why can't they just be attractive?
but the are
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>>13887374
Hey anon.

You can go fuck yourself with a sideways cactus
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>>13887357
Everyone wanted to believe in him.
And look what that got us.
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>>13887374
here you go
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>>13887376
They are

You're just hailhouse furry
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>>13887342
>filename
but those aren't...
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>>13887362
The more the better
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>>13887381
That Rarity is hardly tubby.
I still would.
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>>13887374
http://derpibooru.org/tags/background+pony+comic

this seems to be it sadly

I still need to finish reading the fic proper
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>spent all day waiting for a new csi madmax comic since its friday
>no new comic
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>>13887385
You too.
>>13887388
That's cute, but not what I'm looking for.

It looks something like this.
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>>13887362
Enough where, if I DO handle her, some of her spills over.
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>Anon why do you keep callin' me Applebottom?
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>>13887391
>jailhouse furry

how does that even work.
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>>13887230
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>>13887401
Yeah, I've already gotten all of the pages from there.
I finished the fiction last night. What part are you in?
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>>13887416
Ahahaha perfect!
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>>13887411
>Never get laid + furry tendencies = exclusively fapping to ponies and losing interest in everything else
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>>13887404
so many words
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You can delete either A Canterlot Wedding or Magical Mystery Cure from canon. Which do you choose?
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Now THIS is tubby

Rarity doesn't care about the dress, she just wants to fuck her
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>>13887285
now that's a path we shall not take
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>>13886794
i havent ever taken any rec. drugs so i didn't really know what to do but x makes me think of pretty vibrant colors so prepare your retinas
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>>13887421
>jerk off to something besides pony
>feel guilty
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>>13887433
>leg placement, tail placement

You know fat people still have skeletons, right? And that they stay together, right?
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>>13887362
I can barely handle any of that terrible horse.
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>>13887418
I'm only at chapter 7

But fuck me if it isn't great
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>>13887444
pony sold her skeleton to buy more food
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>>13887405
>Spills over
That's hella unf
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>>13887433
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>>13887444

Don't lookit me, I didn't draw nothin
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>>13887434
so it whelp

>>13887433
that is not tubby

that is obeese
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>>13887433
If you're the guy that draws these, I like them
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>>13887448
Have you read other fictions? Which do you recommend?
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sex with Rarity
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>>13887432
neither
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>>13887433
All Twilight's fat is trying to escape

I don't mind ridiculously obese ponyblobs, they can be pretty hot if done well
And I don't mind if fat doesn't look nearly as heavy as it should, that can even be kinda nice

But damn it shouldn't look its in anitgravity
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>>13887476
A shitload of them, but I mostly go for simple, trashy comedy stuff
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Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
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>>13887448
I want to start reading it.
But I'm intimidated by the purple prose, and apparently it's soul-rending or something.
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>>13887477
I would if she would allow it
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>>13887489
Why do you keep speaking in spoilers?
I'm looking for something fun and pony. Maybe starring Derpy.
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>>13887497
the prose aint even that purple

and it is worth the read
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>you will never hunt the Qurupeco with pony
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>>13887374
Making a thread in /mlp/ for it and slow dumping some Lyra until someone comes up with it is probably your best bet to get any missing pages.
They saved the drawing guides he had, so maybe one of them got the comic too.
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>>13887497
The story is very philosophical. It will make you cry, at least once.
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>>13887448
>tfw someone spoiled the ending for you so you stopped reading
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>>13887497
>purple prose
But it's about Lyra, not Twilight!
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>>13887493
Pony says that anime is generic grimderp shonen garbage and that you should watch something half decent like jojo

Pony also says you probably thought madoka was amazing and revolutionary like a giant pleb
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>>13887504
>You will never anything with pony
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>>13887506
I was looking for those draw guides too actually.
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>>13887523
>you will never pony anon
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>>13887519
haha that was me.
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>>13887502
>Why do you keep speaking in spoilers?
I honestly don't know

As for a fun fic, have this little fun thing
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72971/nosflutteratu

it's actually pretty funny
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>>13887519
research shows that you enjoy stories more if they're spoiled because it saves your brain from the cognitive burden of constantly trying to figure out what's happening next

but only if they're good enough to enjoy instead of complete and utter shit you put up with to see the ending
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>>13887525
Here you go then.

http://imgur.com/a/j1ljC#0
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>>13887500
allow it?
she'd be seducing you.
being seduced by rarity is a top unf for me.
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>>13887534
The second one is half of pony fanfiction
The other half is complete and utter shit you fap to
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>>13887533
Thanks.
>>13887535
Thank you very much.
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>>13887517
philosophical how?
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>>13887539
>tfw I made that second post
>and I'd still rather pony anon than pony EA
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>>13887540
I can agree to that.
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>>13887531
why would you do that?
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>>13887550
much of her time is spent contemplating the meaning of her existance living this her curse
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>>13887534
i would have to reread a lot of it at this point

also i cried bitch tears a few times which i cant really do with a roommate
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>>13887554
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hCy2zM5Fyo

what if pony trainsawlasser?
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>Anon will never turn you into a pony

Thank fucking god

HUMANITY BEST MANITY
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>>13887575
But if I'm not a pony how am I supposed to convince other ponies to have sex with me?
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>>13887575
but you'd still let me wear a cute collar and clean your apartment, right?
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>>13887575
>not wanting glorious magic
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>>13887564
soon enough you will be caught ponying

and that will no longer be a concern
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>>13887588
my roommate knows i pony but doesnt really care since he doesn't know about the autistic fandom (not like he could tell what i was reading anyway)

its the crying bitch tears part
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>>13887594
but crying is fun some times
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>>13887555
holy shit my dick
I need to unf to some Rarity now
any recommendations?
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>>13887585
C-Can I do that too..?
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You know what? I think I'm feeling it tonight. I think I'm gonna draw some fat ponies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAOhMtR6aw
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>>13887575
The warp will overtake you soon enough.
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>>13887357
I thought that it was the goop going to injured parts of the body first like Renne's scratches
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>>13887608
mildy tubby rarity eating spike
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>>13887598
Here's the pic in that.
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>>13887570
but anon clearly needs it more
I mean, just look at this guy >>13887575
clearly he needs some pony action

I mean, I'd still pony EA, I'm just not a fan of the excess fluids that come with the territory
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bored. i'll stop now.,
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>>13887594
>find a movie with a manly tears moment (like con air's ending)
>open it up, move slider to the moment
>pause and minimize
>headphones on
>bring it up when your roommate looks over to see you crying
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>>13887617
I mean with words
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>>13887608
fat fluttershy trying to fit into a bathtub

Didn't you say you were gonna draw another part to that?
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>>13887597
yeah but its a weird thing to do unless something bad happens to you if you're with other people

reading sad pony fanfiction does not qualify
>>13887625
made me laugh/10
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>>13887620
What about the oversized bits?
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>>13887598
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/89706/between-a-rock-and-a-hard-thing
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>>13887599
I'm sure master would allow it
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>>13887620
No, please don't pony me. I can't give pony backrubs without hands.
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>>13887625
It would be funny to just do it with the same movie over and over
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>>13887633
you could say I'm a huge fan

that's like half the reason I wish to be the little pony
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What if lyra turned herself into a human but the spell went wrong and she had no arms
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>>13887632
>yeah but its a weird thing to do unless something bad happens to you if you're with other people
>not enjoying crying like a bitch to a sad film that you would really wish nobody knew you liked
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>>13887640
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>>13887644
So that you can have a nice fat horsecock and heavy swollen ponynuts?

Or a thick donut and a plush set of lips
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>>13887575
I actually had a dream with a bit of context like that last night.
A pony found a human skeleton in the everfree, and was writing out how she found the remains of a new species. Then the skeleton said to her
">new species
>implying
>humanity is best species
>get wrecked magic scrubs"
Making her freak out.
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>>13887652
Either/or, really
I guess whichever anon would prefer
but not both because that's weird and overwhelming
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>>13887669
reminds me of this A.i.E. fic where 4chan sends a drone to equestria, and it only replies in /v/ tier insults
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>>13887609
Anon, think about it.

Humanity is the warp.
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>>13887675
What about for EA?
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Pony will not leave you alone untill you eat her
>>
have you had a bowl of wonderbolts today
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>>13887677
I remember we had a discussion like that here where some humans were controlling a robot and talking through it. They drove it up to fluttershy and said things like "Help me! I'm trapped in here!" Making her terrified.
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>>13887693
>They drove it up to fluttershy and said things like "Help me! I'm trapped in here!" Making her terrified.
that's hilarious
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>>13887680
I'd prefer the stuffable marelips, but I'm not sure how long I could satisfy him before things would get weird
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>>13887617
UNF UNF RARARA UNF
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>>13887688
Eat her out?
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>>13887688
Very well. Pony better be delicious.
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Um....
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I prefer my Rarity reserved and ladylike until we get in bed and she goes nuts
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>>13887701
Does cervical penetration count as weird? What if you were extra sensitive there?
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IM MOTIVATED
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>>13887703
no, whole

>>13887704
Indeed she is

squishy in al the right places and flavorful in all the others
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>>13887710
With her monster vagina?
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>>13887712
I imagine I would have a hard time expressing my idealogical discomfort in between screaming orgasms
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>>13887718
But that would kill pony.
I'm bringing her to a mental hospital.
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>>13887718
will she respawn or what?
I don't want to end pony
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>>13887707
what a strapping young lad
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>>13887725
pony is in perfect mental health

you just have the only means of fuffiling her fantasies
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>>13887724
And I'm sure he'd take the time to snuggle you sweetly as you pant and recover from the mind numbing pleasure of being rutted so deeply.
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>>13887729
That pic is both funny and sad.
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Datyrs or fawns?
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>>13887710
I prefer my Rarity sultry in bed.
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>>13887732
she will stay as long as either of you want, and leave through your exit of choice
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>>13887725
Come on anon, you're killing me here. I need some meat.
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>>13887744
Saytrs. Fawns are the deer equivalent, clearly.
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>>13887744
Dammit!

*satyrs.
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>>13887739
It really is. Makes me sad just looking at it.
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