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MLP GENERAL Krabb !SHACKgKv2o 04/19/12(Thu)23:53 No.1388054

haha, time for colorful scaled down horses.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:54 No.1388063 >rape

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.1388073 >>1388054 >>1388062 >>1388063 Everything seems to be in order.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:55 No.1388094 Krabb how much have you dorked today?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388095 >>1388054 >non /v/ edition.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388096 So when does Pottermore get interesting?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388097 File: 1334894167.jpg-(238 KB, 522x328, 1279358996104.jpg) >>1388011 Here, this is appropriate enough. /g/ loves games, especially mass effect.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388098 File: 1334894168.jpg-(26 KB, 500x500, 1334807305693.jpg) Well would you look at that. It's time for oiled up pony butts

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388101 File: 1334894176.png-(779 KB, 1341x542, 1329615079963.png) >>1388062 2fast4me

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388103 File: 1334894183.png-(31 KB, 336x330, 1334893632574.png) We can stop this general shit now we have our own board

>>	Krabb !SHACKgKv2o 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388105 >>1388094 not nearly enough.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388107 File: 1334894188.png-(311 KB, 2000x1733, 1328242601069.png) >>1388054 posting horse with most colors!

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388109 >That Speccy's Blinkie tentacle sequence

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388113 >>1388096 It's only intresting with the wands and houses

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388114 File: 1334894201.jpg-(24 KB, 500x500, 1334808196011.jpg) >>1388098

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:56 No.1388117 >>1388097 Too late, started one already, but thanks anyway. >>>/g/24332356

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388119 >>1388096 >Answering questions to get a wand >"Which personal quality do you pride yourself on" >Several apply, locked up trying to weigh the benefits of each skill set Damn RPGs are ruined fun for me.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388121 File: 1334894234.jpg-(22 KB, 500x500, 1334812364575.jpg) >>1388114

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388125 File: 1334894255.png-(1.07 MB, 1102x1517, 1334837521659[1].png) How doe sthis make you feel?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388126 >>1388103 guys anonymous says to stop posting generals, delete this thread now and never post a new general, okay

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388129 >>1388119 I know that feel. I cant fap to CoC because I get too preoccupied trying to max my stats and actually beat the game.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388131 File: 1334894267.jpg-(21 KB, 500x500, 1334807731862.jpg) >>1388121

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388132 I missed the last thread, Does anyone have the second exclusive clip from today? I can't watch it on that website because mobile browsing sucks and I won't be home for a while. Is it on YT yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:57 No.1388136 >>1388125 What the fuck is this.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388137 >>1388126 Now you're talking

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388142 File: 1334894296.jpg-(23 KB, 310x259, mad jelly.jpg) >>1388125

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388145 fuck i thought applebeans was a cool guy but after following his tumblr it turns out he is in the furrybrony circlejerk. disco was awful also.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388148 >>1388125 Like I will never be that fabulous.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388149 File: 1334894311.png-(316 KB, 722x692, 1330666669282.png) >>1388125

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388150 >>1388132 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ02Ifa0nfo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxmojqWF3A

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:58 No.1388155 >>1388125 Damn that's old as fuck

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.1388160 File: 1334894352.jpg-(134 KB, 443x603, 01_Griffith[1].jpg) >>1388136 Griffith as pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.1388164 >>1388095 >call her panka or song smile again you guys so funnay xD

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.1388165 >>1388150 Thanks

>>	Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)23:59 No.1388172 File: 1334894398.png-(297 KB, 1280x900, Coke Pony Freezer2.png) >>1387892 k now 20% shittier

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388177

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Pacce fix his thing yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388178 >>1388150 >sentenal Fucking hell, piece of shit nigger.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388179 >>1388164 panka or song smile again you guys so funnay xD is best pony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388182 File: 1334894430.png-(73 KB, 583x371, 1334650225319.png) s-smoke weed erry day

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388184 File: 1334894433.png-(391 KB, 778x433, Just like my dragon dildos.png) Have I appeased you?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388187 File: 1334894445.png-(146 KB, 666x728, 1326394623966.png) >>1388172 Cooooola pony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388189 >>1388177 Griffy__

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:00 No.1388190 File: 1334894458.png-(395 KB, 2832x3055, 1327903095084.png) >>1388164 panka smile

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.1388197 >>1388184 >Only 13 inches

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.1388203 File: 1334894509.jpg-(60 KB, 338x496, 1330328670097.jpg) >>1388184 >thirteen inches hard

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:01 No.1388205 How about that new clip? It appears Spike is just as obsessed with >shipping as Sweaty Bells.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.1388208 >>1388164 would you eat panka breaded chicken cutlets

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.1388209 >>1388184 >just hard >not unyielding Have fun being able to yield, faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.1388213 >>1388205 another new clip besides the bridemaids one??

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:02 No.1388214 >>1388160 >>1388125 >Post Griffith >Not posting Forces Step it up niggas! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmBG2VC_434

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:03 No.1388220 >>1388213 Yep, see >>1388150

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:03 No.1388221 >>1388213 http://www.tvweb.com/shows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/season-2/a-canterlot-wedding-part-2--e xclusive-do-you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:03 No.1388224 I don't see why people are feeling bad about the finale, since when has the team behind FiM let us down?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:03 No.1388229 smoke cocaine erryday

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388241 >>1388224 What is to feel good about?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388242 >>1388182 Do I look like I'm made of money?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388245 File: 1334894665.jpg-(65 KB, 1000x731, Coke Pony.jpg) >>1388229

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388246 >>1388229 >Smoking cocaine

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388247 >>1388224 Every single episode written by Merriwether

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:04 No.1388249 >>1388241 Ponies. And they'll probably pony pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388254 >>1388137 Well ok then. See you guys in the piss.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388256 >>1388247 Fuck you. I like it when the ponies are bitches to one another. It's funny.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388258 >>1388224 > since when has the team behind FiM let us down MMDW Owls well that ends well Baby cakes May the best pet win

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388259 File: 1334894721.png-(165 KB, 604x658, gummy pinkie.png) Why aren't you drawing?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388264 >>1388184 >Not unicorn >Only 13 inches >Hard rather than Unyielding >Spruce >SPRUCE Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388265 >>1388229 >not cutting your cocaine with rat poison I seriously hope you Konstantins don't do this

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388266 File: 1334894747.jpg-(39 KB, 371x384, spiketokinitup.jpg) >>1388182 good advice rose. i think i will smoke some right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:05 No.1388269 File: 1334894755.jpg-(526 KB, 680x635, Berserk Ponies.jpg) >>1388125 Like I want Miura to update the fucking manga.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388271 >>1388258 Add draogn shit and SomE.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388274 >>1388184 >13 inches >Hard AHAHAHHAAH 13 and a quarter inch unyielding master race reporting in

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388275 >>1388264 2spruce4u

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388276 >>1388229 >not inject Heroine into your dick because all of your other IV grade veins are clogged with the stuff Casuals

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388277 >>1388247 I like most of her eps.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388278 >>1388258 >not liking MTBPW i just dont understand it

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388279 >>1388224 They let us down the weekend before last.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388282 >>1388259 I will next week

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388287 >>1388274 >13 and a quarter 15 inch master race reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388288 >>1388278 everything except the song was shit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:06 No.1388289 >>1388245 >Charlie Sheen is a Brony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388294 File: 1334894835.png-(25 KB, 945x945, 130378130531.png) >>1388229 >tfw you kinda wanna draw that pothead pony in 'honor' of 420, but you don't want to give those PRONZ faggots any ammo Feels bad, mare.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388295 >>1388271 Those were good episodes Rarifag.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388296 >>1388278 The only good thing about that episode was the song

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388297 >>1388288 what was shit about it?

>>	sage sage sage Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388298 >>1388258 >MMDW boring, yes >OWTEW Hilarious Spike flippin' out. >Baby Cakes Nigga, you stupid. Had the piggie song. Auto 10/10. >MTBPW saged, reported, called the cops, alerted Kofi Annan, scheduled an interview with Anderson Cooper.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388300 >>1388150 >Spike playing with pony dolls >Product placement within your own fucking toy commercial show FUCK EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388301 File: 1334894843.jpg-(135 KB, 623x1233, 1332621791034.jpg) >not liking every episode

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388302 >>1388259 Because my life is over, Gummy Pinkie. This is my last day as a free person.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388303 >>1388289 Eh...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388305 File: 1334894855.png-(318 KB, 735x562, wtf.png) What the fuck is this shit! Yes I mad!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:07 No.1388307 >>1388295 Not really they are boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388313 >>1388269 Next chapter or two they are getting to Elf Island. Last chapter was first part in "Elf Island" series. Just... wait until the end of the hiatus.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388315 >>1388305 >Caring about your hose

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388316 >>1388302 You forgot your name, Metals.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388320 File: 1334894912.png-(220 KB, 430x516, 1334475637120.png) penky pee

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388321 >>1388305 >being mad for entering the best house are you retarded or what?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388322 File: 1334894922.png-(259 KB, 895x1066, 1334446870956.png) >>1388271 > SomE But that was the best episode this season

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:08 No.1388323 >>1388305 Anything but Huff Puffers is good Just dunk on them and it's all fine

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388330 >>1388307 There were much more boring episodes. MMMystery immediately comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388331 >>1388259 Why aren't you staining my scrotum pink?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388336 >>1388322 but thats wrong i did like it however

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388337 File: 1334894974.jpg-(18 KB, 252x434, 1331690772401.jpg) >>1388320 PONKI POI

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388338 >>1388301 >liking any episode Get out brony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388342 >4/20 tomorrow >That pony drug is out there in the piss Oh...oh god...I want to look but I don't

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388343 File: 1334894990.png-(380 KB, 594x549, 1332624487521.png) >>1388322 No. >>1388330 They are in the same shit level.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388344 >>1388322 Hahaha what? Nigga sit yo ass down

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388345 >>1388305 Bitch Slytherin is second best house after Ravenclaw

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:09 No.1388346 >>1388320 >call her peenky pee or singygiggles again you guys so funnay xD

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388352 >>1388259 >implying i'm not both drawing and browsing mlpg

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388353 >>1388342 The fuck is 4/20?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388357 File: 1334895036.png-(151 KB, 500x376, 1328834341343.png) >that feel when no one likes HWE Guess I'm a hipster then.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388358 >>1388322 I liked it. THe ending was cute.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388360 >>1388345 >Ravenclaw >Good MY FUCKING SIDES, LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388361 >>1388300 Well, it didn't make me want to buy them, but now that you mention it, that does make me unhappy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388362 >>1388342 You mean those "so edgy drugs are so cool" threads?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:10 No.1388363 File: 1334895051.png-(284 KB, 572x506, rarity scrunchy queen of the p(...).png) >>1388322 It was poorly written and poorly animated.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388366 >>1388305 Hey, girls like misunderstood guys. And what's more misunderstood than a Slytherine who ISN'T a douchebag? But Gryffindor? Why do I have to be stuck in the house with all the meatheads?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388369 >>1388357 that episode was painfully average.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388370 >>1388357 Its very good because world building.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388375 >>1388343 >>1388344 Why do you have such shit taste MLPG?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388376 >>1388363 Thats what I keep hearing so it must be true

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388377 >>1388357 I fucking love that episode. 10/10.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388380 File: 1334895098.gif-(727 KB, 640x360, 1331101331267.gif) >>1388346 punku pau is mai waifu

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:11 No.1388381 File: 1334895098.jpg-(24 KB, 500x500, BONER FUCKING RUINED.jpg) >>1388098 >>1388114 >>1388121 >>1388131

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388391 >>1388375 Hey I dont think SomE is a good episode.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388392 Guys. Stop talking about the show. We should focus our energies on what is important: Discussing pony farting habits.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388396 >>1388381 Rarity Maybe Twilight The rest can go fuck themselves

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388397 >>1388363 You're welcome to tell that to >>>/ponychan/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388400 >>1388381 Ruined? But... But... Butt.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388402 File: 1334895171.gif-(2.78 MB, 480x270, Applejack and Pinkie Pie 14.gif) >>1388357 Funniest episode of the season for me

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388404 File: 1334895175.jpg-(277 KB, 760x1004, 1334892129563.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:12 No.1388405 >>1388259 want me to stream my drawings? will that prove to you i'm drawing!?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:13 No.1388408 >>1388392 Shut the hell up you insufferable faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:13 No.1388413 File: 1334895207.png-(443 KB, 1125x1125, 1327869159272.png) ponkee poo

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:13 No.1388414 >>1388405 Only if you're not Ross

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:13 No.1388418

>One day Coke Pone decided that she was going to go an adventure.
>Sadly, she is limited to your kitchen.
>She notices your laptop is still on your dining table.

>You notice your phone buzzing like a mad man in your pocket.
>Your email is thanking you for all the vacation destinations you are paying to go too.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388424 http://sirachanotsauce.tumblr.com/post/21388415976 Say whatever you want but...unf

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388425 >>1388402 I dont see why people want a shitty Rarity/Pinkie episode, AJ and Pinkie is way better.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388429 >>1388414 >not watching his stream and heckling him when he fails to finish yet another terrible sketch

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388430 pink pony is the worst pony with no redeeming qualities white pony's only redeeming quality is that she is not pink pony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388431 File: 1334895279.png-(205 KB, 708x424, Also you faggots should add me.png) So how do wizarduels work? Do you just sit here until something happens? The button at the bottom just takes you back to the menu.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388432 >>1388362 Yes. I can only imagine how bad it's going to be tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388437 >>1388414 The most entertaining thing about Ross's streams are the chat where everyone rips on him.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388438 >>1388413 Why is pwanki pwoue so perfect mlpg?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:14 No.1388439 >>1388431 Stop that shit right now you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388444 >>1388424 Is even worst now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388445 File: 1334895311.png-(456 KB, 446x446, What the Fuck Am I Reading.png) >>1388418 >implying I don't lock my PC whenever I leave the house

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388447 >>1388259 Because I'm sculpting, nigga.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388449 >>1388429 >giving ross attention >ever

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388451 >>1388425 How about neither?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:15 No.1388452 >>1388424 >child horse porn MS pls go

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388463 >>1388431 You type (or click) the letter to start, and then you click again when the circle gets big. The the little light or whatever travels to the next letter, and you start the process again.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388464 >>1388445 >house >not room

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388465 >>1388414 uhh, alright?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388467 File: 1334895385.png-(132 KB, 956x858, TabascoPonyFlavorsAnonsPB&(...).png) >>1388445 Anon, you live alone. Why do you even lock your PC, afraid some robber is going to see your pony folder?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388470 >>1388451 I want more of Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow and the wonderbolts

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388473 File: 1334895394.png-(125 KB, 800x900, 1327355412837.png) >my face when Hufflepuff

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388475 >Slytherin >"Let’s talk about what we are, which is the coolest and edgiest house in this school." NOPE CLOSED THE WINDOW DELETED MY ACCOUNT CALLED THE COPS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:16 No.1388479 >>1388473 you better start again nigga

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388481 >>1388470 Thats even worst and what the fuck are Twilight and Rarity are going to do in a wonderbolt episode.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388482 File: 1334895439.png-(260 KB, 1071x620, stonershy.png) Oh look it's Yellowquiet's favorite day of the year

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388483 >>1388470 I want a Dash Rarity episode

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388486 File: 1334895456.jpg-(668 KB, 2991x2244, 1334474624864.jpg) which panka pa do you like best mlpg?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388488 >>1388452 >That name. Had me going for a second. Shit began rustling in jimmyville.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388489

>>1388278
It was predictable - like more than any of the other episodes. You could sit someone down who knew nothing more about the show than "Rainbow Dash likes to go fast and is a jerk" and they'd say "oh well, she'll get a turtle after acting like an ass to it for being 2SLOW".

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:17 No.1388490 >tfw sisterhooves social is an excellent episode and doesn't nearly receive enough praise

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.1388499 >>1388486 Third from the right, in the fez.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.1388500 >>1388467 >burglar breaks in >sees pony folder >takes the computer with him, pawns it, then tells all his friends about what a faggot you are How could I live with myself after that?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.1388501 >>1388475 Ahahahahaha Way to be snakefaggots

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.1388504 >>1388490 It's a much beloved episode

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:18 No.1388508 >>1388470 I want Luna to start making Celestia style appearances, short, but acknowledging her importance to equestria, but we can't have everything we want.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388511 >>1388490 It's usually included in the lists of 10/10 episodes this season.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388513 >>1388489 Ew, they're all predictable to a point. I liked the duet, the training montages and the race. That was a winning episode for me

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388514 >>1388490 I agree but it suffers "Early in the season syndrome". It's kinda gotten buried under everything.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388515 File: 1334895555.jpg-(86 KB, 480x640, 2IvSN.jpg) >>1388490 >that feel when I agree with you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388519 File: 1334895558.png-(148 KB, 365x348, Why.png) >>1388486 >Fezman >Faggot in a trench coat.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388520 >>1388500 BOOM BOOM CRASH THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR A BURGLAR TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR PONY PICTURES

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388521 test

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388523 >>1388486 The one that's not fat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388524 File: 1334895573.png-(48 KB, 498x441, 1330659116051.png) >>1388425 I want a FlutterPinkie episode the most.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388527 >>1388489 It wouldn't be that bad IF IT THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT SO PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT THE TURTLE WINS Way to many scenes with the Turtle trying to hard

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388528 >>1388430 >Hates Pinkie Pie and Rarity Full retard, etc etc

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388533 >>1388481 Not all in the same episode you fucking moron

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:19 No.1388534 >>1388519 >>1388486 >the "cupcakes" pinkie

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388535 File: 1334895601.jpg-(1.65 MB, 2991x2244, wtf.jpg) >>1388486

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388536 >>1388521 TFW BAN IS GONE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388537 >>1388490 I regularly see it topping lists of best episodes along with The Last Roundup.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388538 >>1388353 >He doesn't know 420 420SMOKEWEEDERRYDAY

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388540 >>1388489 While she could have been a bit nicer, she clearly said she wanted a pet that could fly.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388543 >>1388524 Thats a good idea too. >>1388537 And HFS lately.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388547 Fuck you guys we need a appleshy episode

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388549 >>1388524 This might be good, since Pinkie was the only pony Fluttershy actually showed some contempt for, ever. >I'm a year older than you.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:20 No.1388552 >>1388538 I'm actually tempted to buy some drugs just to see what watching pony is like high.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388556 >>1388500 >Burglar breaks in. >Sees your pony folder. >You come home to find him fapping while looking at your pony porn. >He turns to look at you, stopping for a second, before continuing. >He never breaks eye contact with you.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388562 >>1388547 So hurricane fluttershy 2.0 with AJ instead of Dash!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388564 >>1388536 What got you banned, anon?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388566 >>1388552 Fucking magic, man.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388567 File: 1334895704.png-(33 KB, 725x627, shitty pony matrix 2.png) i just want enough pony pair episodes to fill this out

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388569 >>1388381 Ruined? butt my boner is just beginning

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388571 >>1388490 I liked that episode a lot and rarity is my 2nd least favorite pone

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:21 No.1388573 >>1388556 >join in >later that night burglar makes dinner and leaves >lifelongbros.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388576 >>1388564 Replied to a raid thread? I don't actually know what thread it was I missed you guys

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388578 File: 1334895733.gif-(245 KB, 338x338, 133400381765-1333843459830.gif) >>1388547 Great! I haven't fallen asleep to an episode since Zap Apples anyway!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388579 >>1388536 SB!!! huzzah!!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388580 >>1388567 >AJ and Twi episode When?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388583 >>1388547 All I can think is something about farm animals.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388585 >>1388573 >he steals pony porn from others and brings it home to you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388586 >>1388549 Makes sense, they are pretty much polar opposites.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:22 No.1388591 File: 1334895762.png-(131 KB, 286x397, Well, that's just FUCKIN d(...).png) >>1388486 Best new reaction image

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388593 >>1388567 FS and Dash have a episode.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388596 >>1388573 >never find out his name >just call him "burglar"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388599 File: 1334895808.png-(203 KB, 356x369, 1328771705159.png) >>1388586 And that's why Fluttershy is worst pone.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388601 >>1388573 >after dinner, make out with burglar >have awesome buttsex with him >never been happier, all thanks to leaving your computer unlocked

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388603 >>1388580 Applebuck Season was probably the closest.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388605 >>1388578 >Dat uvula

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388606 File: 1334895820.gif-(439 KB, 350x305, laMUE.gif) >>1388552 watching ponies while high=not that great, there is better things to watch but jacking off to ponies while high=AMAZING

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388607 >>1388486 The one with the knife, the one to the right of her, the one with the bow in her hair and the one with the ruffled skirt.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388609 >>1388596 >burglar >not burglaranon I shiggidydoobydoo

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:23 No.1388611 File: 1334895832.png-(423 KB, 1070x602, 1317078954812.png) >>1388524 Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy go to White Castle You do not know how fast my wallet would rocket to whoever would make this a reality.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:24 No.1388615
File: 1334895855.jpg-(17 KB, 397x393, queen_2b(2).jpg)

>>1388520
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE
PLAYIN' IN THE STREET GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOME DAY
YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
YOU BIG DISGRACE
KICKIN' YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:24 No.1388616 >>1388490 >Doesn't get enough praise >Automatically in the top ten of every episode list

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:24 No.1388617 >>1388603 Thats not a AJ/Twi episode she interact with everyone its like saying LBYS is a Rarity/Twi episode.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:24 No.1388623 >>1388609 Well shit sorry anonanon

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:25 No.1388627 Okay think of your three favorite pairs and make a short synopsis about it

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:25 No.1388628 >>1388552 I got high as a kite at a party, came back and watched MLP. Shit was so cash.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:25 No.1388637 File: 1334895958.jpg-(28 KB, 284x323, noodle.jpg) >>1388591 my gawd that really is a d

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:26 No.1388642 >>1388615 >Good music not made in the last twenty years being mentioned on the MLPG. I love you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:26 No.1388643 >>1388617 Hey, I didn't make it, just saying. Twilight did associate with Applejack a lot more at the beginning of the series. Seems like it's been a while since they ever had any one on one time, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:26 No.1388645 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh1-HIh-9ZA 9:35

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388650 >>1388642 >Queen >good

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388651 File: 1334896037.png-(49 KB, 500x500, FILL IN THE BLANKS.png) BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOU GUYS INVOLVED IN PONY BUTTS ENOUGH

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388655 >>1388643 Well they have some interaction in CMP.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388657 >>1388642 >implying Queen is good

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388659 >>1388366 Sounds reasonable, but everyone is still going to hate me. Guess I could go find some fat Hufflepuff kid to take pity on, and hang out with. Actually that might make a good mini-series.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388661 >>1388615 SHIT STATUS: LOST

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:27 No.1388663 File: 1334896076.jpg-(40 KB, 430x303, best_pony.jpg) Which pony is best to pair up with the other 5? Meaning each of the other 5 would get a duo episode with said pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388666 >>1388650 >>1388657 Beh, shut up and go listen to dubstep or whatever it is you listen to.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388667 >>1388651 b-but wheres the shine?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388668 File: 1334896107.jpg-(345 KB, 1499x1343, 1348794213452.jpg) >>1388500 >burglar breaks in >gets shot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388673 >>1388663 Twolot Spurkle

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388674 >>1388663 Twilight obviously

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388675 >>1388663 I want to say Twilight.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388677 >>1388650 >>1388657 >Implying you even know what music is

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388678 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHwyca7gu7E

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:28 No.1388679 File: 1334896138.jpg-(103 KB, 475x337, tgs.jpg) >>1388642 >inb4 shit ton of music links

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388682 >>1388666 >dubstep >good

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388683 >>1388642 My father raised me on Queen, the Bee Gees, and John Denver.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388684 >>1388659 >hanging out with Hufflepuff Just trash them in duels like everyone else.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388688 >>1388666 >people don't share my musical taste >they must be wubstep plebeian scum

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388689 >>1388661 I once got banned from /tg/ for posting that in a troll thread. Good times.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388692 >>1388666 I'll go listen to good music

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388693 >>1388683 I am turely sorry for your lots

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:29 No.1388694 >>1388668 >never become anonymous fap bros ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.1388702 >>1388643 That reminds me, why the fuck don't we have any Applelight >shipping fics?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.1388705 >>1388645 UNF

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.1388710 >>1388693 What's there to be sorry for? How can you even be sorry without a soul?

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:30 No.1388713

>>1388221

Okay, Spike made me laugh.

Everything else is laying it on pretty thick for two characters we have no reason to like.

Seriously, I WANT the finale to be good. I know the writing team can spin shit into gold... but dammit, these previews are shilling the OCs so hard it's not funny.

Don't TELL me to like them - SHOW me what they're like and let me decide myself!

WHY AM I GETTING THIS WORKED UP ABOUT A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388715 >>1388702 Because is a shit ship.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388716 >>1388683 My father and family raised me on Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Daft Punk, The Prodigy, Modjo, CCR and latin rock. Feels good.

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388721 >>1388702 Same reason we don't have Rankie shipfics. Its a retarded ship. Not because its a crackship, but because its a retarded crackship.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388722 >>1388702 Because no one ships that shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388723 >>1388710 How can you mend a broken heart?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388726 File: 1334896294.png-(408 KB, 768x426, pffthaha dogwood.png) Rate my wand

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388728 File: 1334896296.jpg-(17 KB, 380x368, 1317954703424.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEyJISeM7I

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388730 >>1388645 >Tara Strong >Max Headroom/Pestilence neat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388731 >>1388716 Well now I'm jealous.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:31 No.1388734 >>1388726 >pliant ahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388738 >>1388721 Also because it has a shitty name.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388739 >>1388721 >Rankie >Not Pinkity Do you even watch the general?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388740 >>1388726 It's as ugly as mine...

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388744

>>1388713
>Don't TELL me to like them - SHOW me what they're like and let me decide myself!

Exactly. It's kind of like the Wonderbolts. Supposedly big deal and part of the Air Force elite. But have they done anything? Nope. Result is we call them the Useless-bolts.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388745 >>1388723 Duct tape and bailing wire.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388747 File: 1334896352.png-(1.14 MB, 1456x886, ass fap.png) >>1388651 saved for fappin later

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388749 >>1388728 way, way 2 slow.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388751 >>1388726 >Pliant That's a new one.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:32 No.1388752 My father raised me on Scandinavian folk metal. Step up niggers

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388756 >>1388715 >>1388721 >>1388722 Yeah well all shipping is stupid.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388760 File: 1334896398.png-(146 KB, 1024x1021, twieyeseseses.png) >>1388728 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEyJISeM7I aw yeah

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388764 >>1388726 >limp little wand You'd make a cute wizard trap.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388767 >>1388716 I was raised on various Romantic and Baroque era composers, but I did manage to listen to some King Crimson and even a little Tool and Megadeth.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388770 File: 1334896425.jpg-(102 KB, 555x545, 1334101293245.jpg) >>1388747 >scout

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388771 >>1388747 >pudgy coke pone in your fap folder You, sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar.

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:33 No.1388773 >>1388726 god damn man i remember that shit or is this some new knockoff

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388778 File: 1334896449.jpg-(142 KB, 533x386, Cerebellum'd..jpg) >>1388747 my god that folder

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388779 File: 1334896458.png-(622 KB, 884x638, 1 wand.png) >>1388726 mine is uglier

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388780 File: 1334896462.jpg-(26 KB, 500x500, APPLEASS.jpg) >>1388667 FINE HERE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388781 >>1388747 >Screen caps of Sweetie Belle WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388782 File: 1334896468.jpg-(6 KB, 200x152, 41784_247776105785_1882182_n[1(...).jpg) >>1388745 Bailin' wire and BLASTIN' CAPS!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388783 File: 1334896468.jpg-(652 KB, 1393x1009, gallery_69_139_69137.jpg) Have we ever seen a beach or the sea in the show? I guess Equestria is a landlocked nation

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388791 >>1388651 there is never enough pony butts

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:34 No.1388792 >>1388773 W-what are you talking about? I just got my wand. I like it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388795 >>1388747 Can you post that AJ strip pic.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388800 >>1388651 fart

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388801 what the fuck are the wand rankings

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388803 >>1388752 >Folk Metal >Scandinavian >Implying that's not several levels bellow everything mentioned before it

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388804 File: 1334896531.jpg-(283 KB, 1206x870, aj tiny lube.jpg) >>1388747 Half of those seem kind of silly Also have a color

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388806 File: 1334896534.png-(330 KB, 1155x1155, 1334891295373.png) >>1387327 How does this look? I'll remove the shading if it ruins the picture.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388809 >>1388716 My dad doesn't listen to music other than Abba and Jimmy Buffett. I am 100% fucking serious. Mom has relatively good (if old) taste, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:35 No.1388810 >>1388779 >rigid Respectable. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388811 File: 1334896560.jpg-(1.04 MB, 1660x2102, Twilight Punkle.jpg) Would MLPG let succubus Twilight their soul through their penis?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388815 >>1388806 Well it looks good to me, can I see the other version?

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388818 >>1388792 I mean the whole what is your wand thing isnt this from way back when there was only the one harry potter book or it it back again for some reason

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388819 >>1388806 UNF shading looks good to me

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388820 >>1388780 you spoil me too much, i think i'm in love

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388822 >>1388810 >anything but Unyielding >respectable

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388823 >>1388811 Probably.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388824 >>1388804 RD is too fat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388828 File: 1334896617.png-(141 KB, 454x720, aj strip.png) >>1388795

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388829

>>1388627
>Twilight and Rarity
Twilight must train Rarity and make her more confident in herself when it comes to more advanced magic in preparation for the Canterlot Annual Magic Talent Contest

>misspell annual
>first correction is anal
That would also work for me

>Pinkie and Applejack
The Apple Family Reunion once again takes place at Sweet Apple Acres and Applejack ask for Pinkie's help to help with baking while she tends to other chores hoping everything will be ready in time

>Pinkie and Rarity
An important guest from Canterlot is visiting Ponyville so the Mayor asks Rarity and Pinkie to prepare a welcome party but not all goes well when the two can't agree on what kind of party should they prepare.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:36 No.1388830 >>1388716 My father raised me on bluegrassthat he played himself, blues and 70's rock. Shit was great.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388832 >>1388771 There is not enough pudgy coke pony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388833 >>1388801 please respond

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388834 >>1388818 It's the pottermore shit.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388836 File: 1334896629.png-(25 KB, 292x372, Applbloom's Cutie Mark makes A(...).png) All of you are Squibs.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388837 >>1388828 Oh shit its pretty bad... Thank you anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388838 One thing you have to realize when spending leisure time in Equestria is that they use various femurs as sporting clubs, so if your hobby is minigolf you're going to have to get used to seeing a lot of bony putts.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388840 >>1388806 That shading looks...strange...like you can't tell where the light is coming

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388841 >>1388809 >Abba GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS ALL MY MOTHER LISTENED TO FUCK THAT CUNT

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388843 File: 1334896652.png-(292 KB, 1155x1155, 1334891295374.png) >>1388815 Here you go

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388844 >>1388818 Nigger do you even follow the generals? Look up Pottermore

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388845 >>1388822 Better Rigid than Whippy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388848 >>1388811 >Would MLPG let succubus Twilight their soul through their penis? What

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388849 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE& Are there any good MLP and Rap mash ups like Rap and Idolmaster?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388850 >>1388824 I hope you're not implying thats a bad thing

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388852 >>1388767 I was raised by my sister's music which was pretty much Britney Spears, N Sync, Spice Girls, Backstreet boys and the like ;_; Luckily, I was able to get a better taste on my own in my teen years

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:37 No.1388853 File: 1334896679.jpg-(70 KB, 170x296, 1334534717863.jpg) >>1388838

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388854 >>1388752 Hold on. I'm alerting social services. What he did was wrong, but he will be punished for it, anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388855 >>1388783 i dont think ponies like to swim

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388856 >>1388830 My parents raised me on no music except religious choirs and shit sang at church. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388857 >>1388845 >Whippy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388859 >>1388809 >>1388841 >Abbalanche

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388861 >>1388843 Well im going to save both.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388862 File: 1334896702.png-(264 KB, 774x638, 130082517506.png) >>1388836 Shut the fuck up, muggle.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388865 >>1388848 You know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388868 >Having anything but pliant wands Enjoy having your shitty wands broken, fags.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:38 No.1388869 >>1388859 >Abbalanche Still one of my favourite FiW gags

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388878 >>1388834 sorry but I've never heard of pottermore have I accidentally missed out on some sort of cavalcade of bullshit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388881 >>1388869 Mine was interesting plot, twist I love double entendres

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388882 File: 1334896761.jpg-(394 KB, 1600x1200, 1334294880099[1].jpg) >>1388849

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388883 >>1388856 Don't be knocking on hymns and gospel.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388884 >>1388809 >>1388841 Don't like ABBA? Oh well. If you change your mind...

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388887 File: 1334896770.png-(583 KB, 1035x504, My Wizard Swag.png) >>1388862 >me >muggle I bet you're in Hufflepuff, you mudblood.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388889 >>>/potterchan/ And never come back faggots

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388890 >>1388868 >implying my wand can yield

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:39 No.1388893 >>1388829 >Rarity and Twilight in Canterlot's Anal Magic Contest Man this things write themselves Anyway I like the first and third idea. Second one is kinda...meh

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388903 File: 1334896818.png-(1.14 MB, 1479x910, mlp fap folder.png) >>1388747 if you are the same guy you have extremely shit taste in porn.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388904 >>1388840 Yeah, I just recently started shading so I still got a few things to get down.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388905 >>1388889 >>>/9gag/ y-you too

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388906 File: 1334896823.jpg-(30 KB, 525x295, i'm watching you.jpg) >>1388859

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388908 >>1388887 >0 house points Contribute you faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388911 >>1388887 >yielding >even slightly >0 points faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388912 >>1388887 >8 chapters in >0 house points Blueb is disgrace to team.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388914 >>1388567 TS and TS have an episode

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:40 No.1388918 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfPBirhcxRo 99 Problems but a witch ain't one

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388921 >>1388906 Don't shoot the messenger.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388925 >>1388887 >yielding Just kill yourself now.

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388927 >>1388849 Not MLP but whatever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t54QQ3enkes

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388928 >>1388914 But they only interacted twice. Or... once. I uhh I don't know which.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388929 >>1388914 HAH

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388930 File: 1334896903.png-(880 KB, 1055x620, points.png) So who have contributed the most to thier house yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388932 File: 1334896905.png-(109 KB, 330x314, 1329513655524.png) >>1388903 >3d ass

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388933 >>1388887 >0 house points >slightly yielding 12in wand You're a disgrace to your house. How the hell were you ever allowed into Slytherin?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388935 >>1388914 oh you

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:41 No.1388937

>>1388889
>DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT PONIES, YOU GUYS
>UNLESS IT'S TEAM FORTRESS 2
>OR TRIBES
>AND MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE IS COOL, I GUESS
>OH, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK ABOUT YOUR FETISHES
face it, we're just a glorified chatroom at this point with only mostly-pony-related content. Just accept it and move on.

>>	Nathan !!KwxFJwFa7XG 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388941 Anything fun happen today?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388944 >>1388937 >>1388941 NO FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388945 >Apart from being the biggest bunch of swots you ever met, Ravenclaws are famous for clambering over each other to get good marks, whereas we Slytherins are brothers.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388946 >>1388941 No. Go away.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388947 File: 1334896956.png-(167 KB, 640x232, Hufflepuff is Squib tier.png) >>1388908 >>1388911 >>1388912 It's an old screenshot from tuesday, you faggots.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388949 File: 1334896959.png-(45 KB, 513x264, 1326968570088.png) >>1388930 Gryphondor/owl master race we gonna win

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388951 >>1388941 no, fuck off

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388952 wait what harry pottter? did I miss somethinmg? Serves me right for having a job. At least I was here for sheeps.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388953 >>1388941 Leth and Sethisto died in a murder/suicide.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:42 No.1388954 >>1388945 >canon edgy faggots

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388963 >>1388947 >three days in and he only has 33 house points OH GOD POINT AND LAUGH, CHILDREN, POINT AND LAUGH

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388964 >>1388941 Harry Potter

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388967 >>1388941 I got back from shooting steel challenge earlier holy shit I want an M&P15/22 now my buddy let me run the match with his and it ran like fucking clockwork fucking amazing rifle

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388968 0-4 fap 5-9 draw

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388972 >>1388930 >huff puffers >20k more members >3.4 million less house points step up

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388973 >>1388947 >That feel when you have contributed more than blueb in just one day. Feels good, man.

>>	Nathan !!KwxFJwFa7XG 04/20/12(Fri)00:43 No.1388975 >>1388953 Who killed who?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388980 File: 1334897051.png-(540 KB, 953x537, FUCK.png) GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388985 File: 1334897062.png-(1.14 MB, 1456x886, 1334896352870.png) >>1388747 >circled images Post em

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388986 >>1388941 >tripfag who doesn't make anything except riding the fame from that one pic

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388988 File: 1334897080.png-(399 KB, 720x540, 1319295879277.png) >>1388905 >dat newfag greentxtin get out from here brony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388990 >>1388980 KILL IT ANON START OVER DONT DO THIS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388994 >>1388980 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z5_wipT2o

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388995 >>1388980 Hey, now you can touch dicks with Leth.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388996 >>1388980 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHHAHAHAHHAH Sucks for you bro

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388997 >>1388980 better kill yourself faggot

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:44 No.1388998 >>1388972 OFFICIAL TIERS: >God Tier Slytherin >High Tier Ravenclaw >Low Tier Gryffindorks >Hufflepuff Hufflepuff

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389000 >>1388975 Leth. He couldn't stand seeing his son do what he did.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389001 File: 1334897117.png-(208 KB, 693x905, 1307403608572.png) >>1388980 The hat has spoken, have fun in beta house

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389003 >>1388998 >Ravenclaw >Not God Tier

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389004 >>1388988 >Implying you can say that word without altering it or putting spoiler tags somewhere in it

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389006 >>1388985 >That Twi cock pic >That thank you for the meal master Twi >tfw you will never mindbreak Twilight I just want a cockslave pet.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389007 File: 1334897147.png-(468 KB, 945x640, Scratch and Octavia Rose.png) >>1388985 boop

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389008 >>1388930 >based Ravenclaw has 24k fewer members than badgers, but everyone has an insurmountable lead over the remedial little retards.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389010 >>1388980 Everytime I read that text at the bottom... >"Let me tell you about HUFFLEPUFF."

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389011 >>1388882 Didn't she camwhore for /b/?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:45 No.1389012 File: 1334897158.png-(263 KB, 494x420, griffydog.png) >>1388998 >Gryfindor >low tier y-you too

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389014 File: 1334897161.png-(443 KB, 1600x1000, 71684 - Sweetie_Belle applejac(...).png) >>1388903 dat guy sure does like sweetie belle

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389016 >>1389003 See >>1388945

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389019 >>1388998 >Low Tier >Gryffindorks okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389022 >>1388998 >TheBlueb >official Keep tellin' yourself that, Mr. Slightly Yielding.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389024 File: 1334897187.png-(73 KB, 159x180, 1318890529311.png) http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389025 File: 1334897188.png-(100 KB, 334x425, 1300008813698.png) >>1389000 I don't remember this...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389026 >>1389008 Ravenclaw confirmed for autistic

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)00:46 No.1389029 File: 1334897215.jpg-(12 KB, 396x259, 1301447737960.jpg) >not joining the rest of us intellectuals in Ravenclaw >not having an owl as a pet

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389032 >>1389016 >Slytherin are a bunch of shitty frat boys >Ravenclaw are a bunch of electrical engineering students

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389033 >>1388968 HAHA FUCKER! STREAM SO I CAN MAKE SURE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389035 >>1389025 Hoppip, stop using Leth's tripcode. Just let us mourn in peace.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389036 >>1389022 They're official. You haven't been in the /v/ threads before it spread to the MLPG.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389038 File: 1334897242.png-(11 KB, 384x239, Frame19.png) >>1389024 YOU SAVED ME

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389040 >>1389029 >owl as a pet Twilight pls go

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389041 >>1389029 fuck you, I've been wanting a pet cat for years

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389042 >>1389026 >Slytherine >not trying to be leledgyXD pick one

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389044 what the fuck is going on with harry potter I want in

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389045 >>1389029 >Owl >Not a cat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389046 >>1388903 >Balloon-esque Twilight ass >Straight up anthro horse porn OH GOD MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389048 >>1389024 >By Spooky on June 29th, 2011 Old and gay They don't even serve that anymore

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389050

I don´t care if this is the proper thread or not. Since Twilight is now becoming a duchess due to her brother´s marriage, I would like to request a drawfriend to draw season 3 Twilight dressed as such and with a little unicorn foal at her side calling her "aunt Twilight".

DO IT!!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389051 File: 1334897274.jpg-(128 KB, 640x360, slutty mare.jpg) >>1389024 old. so very old.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:47 No.1389053 File: 1334897279.png-(48 KB, 168x167, Tsk.png) >>1389029 >owl >not Glorious cat But I guess I could respect the opinion of a fellow Ravenclaw

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389054 >>1389036 >implying we give a shit what /b/ Jr. thinks about anything

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389055 >>1389006 >You will never reduce Twilight into your eager cockslave with a regime of ear scratches and belly rubs >You will never convince Spike to keep your secret by teaching him your secrets >You will never let him use Twilight while he lets you use Rarity

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389059 >>1389033 Too late, I'm already streaming myself fapping Nah, I just suck at drawing

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389061 >>1389029 >Implying you didn't get in because you're blowing Celest- I mean, Dumbledore

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389062 >>1389044 rowling is rewriting the ending because the fans demanded it

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389065 File: 1334897327.jpg-(73 KB, 1280x720, 134679846134276.jpg) >>1389001 >have fun in beta house >fun in beta house >in beta house >beta house

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389068 >>1389053 Nigga, owls are kawaii as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389069 >>1389029 >tfw all your friends have cat pictures that was fucking hilarious

>>	Nathan !!KwxFJwFa7XG 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389070 >>1388986 Hey, when some one like me does a cannon ball into a sea of piss you should expect a big wave. Still riding it even now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:48 No.1389071 >>1389062 >Harry Effect 3

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389074 File: 1334897353.gif-(2.04 MB, 280x210, fuck you homo.gif) >>1388985 >doesnt recognize niggerfaggots art get the fuck away from me you goddamn filthy casual

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389075 >>1389032 >>Ravenclaw are a bunch of electrical engineering students That's stupid hufferpuffer. Ravenclaw is filled with Philosophy and Physics majors. True nerds, not "hurf durf I like charts" idiots.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389076 >>1389036 Slytherin is also the most gay house. And anyone with a slightly limp wand "gets passed around like aids" to quote. enjoy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389078 >>1389055 I dont want that at all and I will take Rarity too.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389083 File: 1334897379.jpg-(6 KB, 128x128, blacksmith.jpg) >This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. Ravenclaw Jelly Slytherin Mad Hufflepuff puffing huffs

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389084 >>1389029 I already have an owl. I wanted a cat. And I miss my kitty... ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389087 >>1389065 >Nevil leaves a bag of flaming dragon crap in front of Dumbledore's office

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 04/20/12(Fri)00:49 No.1389088 >>1389007 One down, 3 to go~

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389091 >>1389062 hopefully the new ending is green & purple

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389093 >>1389075 Confirmed for knowing jack shit about engineering.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389099 >>1389029 yup just did that

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389101 >>1389069 And, with the exception of like three guys (and hoppip), it was that fucking black cat.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389106 >>1389075 >Physics >More nerdy than engineering >Electrical engineering of all things wat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389107 >>1389062 so whats with this fucking game

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 04/20/12(Fri)00:50 No.1389109 >>1389074 I never knew being too lazy to look for them meant I'm a casual.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389116 >>1389078 But how will you keep Spike quiet? He doesn't have ears but you do.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389117 All I want to do is read MLP diaper fics. Is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389121 File: 1334897490.jpg-(568 KB, 1024x768, 1334297743631[1].jpg) Stop talking about Harry Potter. I have never read a book or seen any of the movies. And I am never going to change.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389123 >>1389076 >Implying that's a downside at all Stay jelly, homophobic Ravendorks.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389124 >>1389116 Im already taking Twi and mindbreaking her so I will kill Spike.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389128 >>1389117 >>>/furaffinity/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389130 >>1389116 >not turning Spike into a cockslut, too

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:51 No.1389131 >>1389107 I asked the same question never got an answer

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389134 >>1389117 >>/mlp/ >>/ponychan/ >>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389137 >>1389041 >>1389045 >>1389053 >>1389084 >That feel when pet Siamese is sitting in my lap Y'all jelly

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389139 >>1389117 would you shrink yourself and jump in your favorite ponies' diaper?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389142 >>1389121 reported for being a camwhore

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389144 13 inches of unyielding Harry Potter General

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389146 >>1389121 Nope, never read any of the books and only saw the first movie. Still playing this shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389147 >>1389117 There's a couple on clopsort. Haven't read them, they might suck, but they exist.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389154 File: 1334897573.png-(36 KB, 156x160, lyra worried.png) I can't into wizard duels

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:52 No.1389155 >>1389130 But he has no ears. Belly rubs alone are not enough. What's your plan?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389156 >>1389050 That's not how royalty works, she's still a commoner.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389159 >>1389139 as long as they dont use it i dont see why not

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389162 >>1389155 Kill him.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389167 >>1389147 They do.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389170 >>1389139 No Maybe

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:53 No.1389172 Hasbro needs to shamelessly copy Pottermore. Three tribes -- unicorn, pegasi, earth. They compete for the glory and honor or some such.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389175 File: 1334897643.jpg-(15 KB, 331x281, 1319512580854.jpg) >12 inch pliant wand >Hufflepuff >Failed first potion >Barn owl

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389177 >>1389156 >personal protegee of the princess >Element of Magic >commoner

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389178 >>1389137 >that feel when your last, and oldest, cat finally died a few months ago at a ripe old age of 20 Is not a good feel.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389179 >>1389137 I have one too! Siamese cat is best cat. Least wimpy, too.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389184 File: 1334897666.png-(198 KB, 800x600, peanut_butter_jelly_by_applesa(...).png) >>1389139 I would diaperswap with my favorite pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389185 >>1389155 I'll just jerk him off or stick it in his pooper. Easy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389186 File: 1334897677.jpg-(30 KB, 480x482, 1327795888352-1-.jpg) >>1389172

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389189 >>1389029 >not having a toad that secretes hallucinogens as a pet

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:54 No.1389190 File: 1334897692.jpg-(977 KB, 1481x878, porn folder.jpg) did that guy ever post the folder

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389191 >>1389185 Crude, but effective. Do you ever let him blow you?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389192 >>1389175 I'm laughing for real now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389194 >>1389172 Hasbro is a cautious big corporation. Their tried and true "sell toys to small girls" has worked, and they will keep it up. They don't want to change.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389195 File: 1334897723.png-(372 KB, 780x474, tiny wand.png) >Having a wand over 12 inches Enjoy having no technique, longfags

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389198 >>1389184 Is that a thing?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389200 >>1389178 Same here anon. She was 17. Shit sucked really hard. I cried harder than when several relatives have died, and I felt like a bastard.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389201 File: 1334897743.png-(151 KB, 500x500, scratch human.png) >>1389175 so beta it hurts

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:55 No.1389210 >>1389177 That's called a "favourite" - there's actually a term for a commoner that a monarch - in this case Celestia - has an interest in.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.1389214 File: 1334897773.jpg-(27 KB, 340x314, 1327557890532.jpg) >mfw I get into Slytherin Masterrace house >mfw "Let’s talk about what we are, which is the coolest and edgiest house in this school." >coolest and edgiest

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.1389222 >>1389195 >can't measure up 13 3/4" reporting

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.1389224 File: 1334897796.jpg-(29 KB, 834x174, diapersharks.jpg) >>1389184 >diaperswap >diaperswap >diaperswap >diaperswap i have never heard this word before and i am not sure what it means but i am horrified.

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 04/20/12(Fri)00:56 No.1389228 >>1389190 He needs to.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389230 File: 1334897820.jpg-(27 KB, 376x415, Capture.jpg) which name to choose?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389233 File: 1334897833.png-(162 KB, 800x600, New Canvas.png) >>1388121 oh yeah, this was posted in response to my bad drawing a skinny butt I never responded to sorry I didn't respond, but thanks for taking inspiration in my modest attempt

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389235 File: 1334897835.png-(11 KB, 354x436, Soe edgieee3.png) >>1389214 >Slytherinfags

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389240 >>1389230 PurpleSeeker

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389241 >>1389230 Mugwumpscale

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389242 >>1389195 It´s not the wand, it´s how you use it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389245 >>1389198 Yes it is. It's when you and your diaper partner in in your respective diapers and then trade and sit down in them. >2000+12 >Not having a diaper fetish

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389246 >>1389230 Purple Seeker.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389247 >>1389230 prophecychaser sounds cool

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389250 >>1389230 Mugwump Scale nigga

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389251 >>1389230 Fang Sword is edgiest.

>>	FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389254 File: 1334897874.png-(201 KB, 990x760, ScootsEggSpeed.png) >Speed Test: 2 hours Just dropping this off here. Now... now I'm going to make some silly Pinkie Pie antics.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389256 >>1389230 >Not instinctively choosing PurpleSeeker

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:57 No.1389257 >>1389230 >Pick Purpleseeker >get into green Slytherine >be based

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389259 >>1389230 Prophecychaser seems kinda cool

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389261 File: 1334897892.png-(52 KB, 400x317, laughing ponies.png) >>1389195 >having a tiny, supple wand The witches must _love_ you, hahahahahahaha dohohohohohoho

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389262 >>1389230 Purpleseeker, then we just need a greenseeker

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389264 no seriously why does MLPG give two shits about this pottermore thing, and what the fuck is this pottermore thing

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389265 >>1389242 >Small wand rationalizations

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389267 http://www.thedailyshow.com/extended-interviews/412872/playlist_tds_extended_robert_eich/412828 How does this make you feel MLPG?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389269 File: 1334897910.png-(34 KB, 213x292, 1332544009167.png) >>1389245 But really I shouldn't be surprised anymore.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389274 >>1389254 Oh my! Too bad I cant see her delicious butt.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389275 >>1389254 So what's left on your list?

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:58 No.1389281

>get home from work at 11:30
>think back to RS' last pinkie fic
>realize that's what my life is quickly becoming
>except there will be no pinkie
>and there's nothing I can do to stop it
Crippling depression and abject poverty/ten years of debt, here I come. At least I've got pones.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.1389283 >>1389254 Scootaloo is such a nesty pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.1389289 >>1389264 is something awesome only cool kids can do, you should try it, we are all in hufflepuff

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.1389290 >>1389264 Bitches love Harry Potter. Pottermore is some roleplaying game.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)00:59 No.1389295 >>1389254 Those are my favorite kind of pony clothes

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:00 No.1389306 >>1389254 saved to horseporn folder

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:00 No.1389307 >>1389281 >RS I came. Then I came again. I smiled behind the monitor. It felt good. Real good. Awesome. I filled out my recaptcha. Then hit submit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:00 No.1389318 File: 1334898051.gif-(569 KB, 309x267, 1332813353740.gif) 36 HOURS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:01 No.1389325 >>1389264 Considering most of us are going to be wizards anyways. We better fucking practice.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389337 >>1389295 Fucking this! I would kill for some Scootass with that clothes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389338 >>1389320 Joke's on you, this is going to my fap folder

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389339

>>1389281
>except there will be no pinkie

holy shit you're psychic?

Unless of course, you're NOT psychic. Then you're just being a faggot and the only reason women find you unapproachable is because you're cynical as all fuck and act too fucking depressed. Nobody wants to hang out with a depressed guy.

Forget about women already. That shit comes AFTER you deal with YOUR shit. You're depressed because you can't get chicks. You can't get chicks because you're depressed.

Conclusion?

The only way to win is not to play.

Literally. That's how you fix it. Stop getting assdamaged over it and pursue your own ambitions. And if you say you don't have any you're lying and in denial.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389342 >>1389320 Reported, fag.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389349 File: 1334898164.png-(221 KB, 487x404, getting_closer.png) >>1389318

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389351 >>1389254 Why is the on an egg bigger than her?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:02 No.1389354 >>1389351 Because is not her egg ofc.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389355 >>1389264 Okay let's try this Ponies per house Gryffindor: AJ ,RD Hufflepuff: FS Ravenclaw: Rarity and Twilight Pinkie I have no idea I guess Gryffindor?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389360 >>1389351 What makes you think it's her egg?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389361 >>1389342 reported for reporting

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389367 >see pottermore spam >join it for shits and giggles >finish it That's it?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389374 >>1389361 reported for abusing the reporting system

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:03 No.1389375 Four days without MLPG. I feel good. >currently talks of wizardry and Pottermore My roommate is doing that thing. I think he's in Slitherin. I get Harry Potter knowledge from him. Never read the books.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389380 >>1389355 >Rarity >Not Sltherin

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389381 >>1389351 Instinct Pegasus see an egg and they are driven to provide warmth. It gets kinda annoying after a while...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389382 >>1389355 >Pinkie >not hufflepuff >Rarity >not slytherine >Twilight >not ravenclaw Did you even read the movies?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389384 >>1389351 I want to think they just looked for something else's egg to satisfy the fetish picture...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389387 >>1389367 Yeah pretty much. Get a wand and a house then shittalk everyone else. Unless you're in Hufflepuff, in which case ha ha faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389388 >>1389360 Just imagine her pushing that thing out. unf

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389396 >>1389374 reported for reporting a report

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389399 >>1389388 >unf no

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:04 No.1389401 File: 1334898297.png-(401 KB, 732x564, add me for WIZARD BATTLES or w(...).png) Aww yeah

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389406 >>1389383 What kind of parade floats are those

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389409 >That feel when fourteen inches, unyielding

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389413 >>1389355 Hufflepuff -- AJ, Pinkie, Fluttershy Slytherin -- Rarity Ravenclaw -- Twilight Gryffindor -- Rainbow Dash Think about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389415 >>1389387 Also wizard duels and making potions.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389418 >>1389388 Just imagine her pushing that thing in.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389419 >>1389396 Reported for reporting for reporting report abuse

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389423 File: 1334898345.gif-(1.98 MB, 480x360, galo gif.gif) >27 >have kissed one girl >One date a year at most >Spend most of those dates discussing video games, movies, tv shows and other things I liked >Never get a second date >Don't really care >Enjoy my life

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389425 >>1389406 The kind Rose likes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389427 >>1389381 >Pegasus instinct. ... But. >Memory makes me remember Derpy pushing out an egg. OH GOD NO. WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME YOU FUCKER?!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389430 >>1389413 >AJ >Not gryffindor Do you even lift?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:05 No.1389432 File: 1334898359.gif-(242 KB, 371x388, 1333304031884.gif) >>1389401 time to kill yourself and try again

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389433

>>1389339
Thats not what I'm talking about you fucking drunkass sperglord.

I'm talking about the fact I'm going to be living on breadcrumbs in an ass-nasty apartment, going to school full time.

The only reason you thought I was whining about 'baww no gf hugs pls' is because you can't come to grips with your own insecurities.

Get dunked, namefag.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389434 >>1389401 I guess we should probably go ahead and come up with a list of this shit at some point.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389447 >>1389430 Hufflepuff is loyal. She could go in either, I think.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389448 >>1389320 Out of all the fetishes this one confuses me the most

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389450 >>1389419 reported for reporting for reporting reports of a reporting report reporting

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:06 No.1389453 File: 1334898413.png-(340 KB, 804x220, Hufflepuff isn't so beta now.png) HUFFLEPUFF

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389459 >>1389380 >>1389382 >Rarity >Slitheryn Explain

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389461 >>1389427 HEY I DIDNT MEANT TO I though it would be a silly thing that Pegasus would be annoyed about caring for Not my fault.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389466 reported for general thread

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389468 >>1389453 Enjoy fucking it up after waiting out the brewing time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389470 >>1389453 Yeah, yeah, call me back when you can make a REAL potion that requires bottle use without fucking up.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389472 >>1389459 Shes the worst pony. And she is kind of a snake.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389474 >>1389459 She's high-class and stuff.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389475 >>1389459 she is edgy and cool

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:07 No.1389477 >>1389459 She's a manipulative bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.1389486 >Hunger >Cold >Boredom >Loneliness >Being ignored What choose?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.1389489 >>1389477 >>1389472 look at this Gryffindor scum

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:08 No.1389492 >>1389423 >Discussing things you like THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FIRST DATE ANON.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.1389497 >>1389474 Yeah but she is generous, good willed with everyone and didn't Ravenclaw also valued creativity?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.1389506 >>1389178 >I know that feel bro Had her from the time she was a kitten to the day she died. A good 17 years.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:09 No.1389511 >>1389492 Yeah, you impress them with your knowledge of ponies.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389518 >>1389466 Reported for being fabulous

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389520 [√] Come home from class. [√] Pig out. [√] Waste 5 hours of my day on My Little Pony General. [√] Shit [√] Take a shower [√] Shave. [√] Jack off to ponies. Anything else I should do before I sleep?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389521 >>1389511 What if he is a casual ponyfag?

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389522 >>1389433 >can't come to grips with my own insecurities nigga i misread your intentions and responded with a shit-tier pep talk because it seemed to me like you had your priorities out of whack

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389524 >>1389506 >That feel when your 27 year old pony dies suddenly of botulism

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389526 File: 1334898638.jpg-(83 KB, 288x499, 1317849429153.jpg) >>1389428

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389528 >>1389506 I watched my oldest cat get put down. She was 16. Older than I was at the time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389529 >Implying Dash wouldn't be in Slytherin' Don't you see how cool and edgy she is?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:10 No.1389530 >>1389497 These are necessarily rough approximations, anon. If you're going to stick one of the main ponies in each house, then Rarity is the one that comes closest to the snakes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389537 >>1389521 >What if he is a casual ponyfag? I kind of am. I go to the MLPG but that's about it. I've only seen all the eps once.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389539 >>1389520 Waste another 5 hours of your day on MLPG.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389547 >>1389511 its true, talking about ponies is the quickest way to get into a woman's pants

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389548 >>1389522 >winston confirmed for projecting shut the fuck up, sentenal

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389550 What if Scootaloo was your daughter?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389552 DraconisThestral8374 RuneRose12498 FangChaser10199 HowlCat19340 ShadowGold5871 WHAT PICK Also I put my name as Duke Ironjaw. Assumed it would influence something.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:11 No.1389554 >>1389537 >I've only seen all the eps once. wat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389557 >>1389545 Money.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389558 File: 1334898722.png-(378 KB, 1345x4472, Ironic ERP.png) >>1389520 ERP

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389562 >Playing Pottermore >Walking around >Picking up random shit and putting it in my trunk I stole a fucking Prefect badge and a book that was on a windowsill, don't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389563 >>1389486 Loneliness is pretty Hufflepuff. Being ignored is pretty Slytherin.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389568 >>1389550 I'd has her how it was going with that boyfriend of hers

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389570 File: 1334898743.jpg-(6 KB, 166x231, 1333421455371.jpg) >>1389491 >Clifford

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389571 File: 1334898745.jpg-(244 KB, 500x373, 1330978844518.jpg) >>1389537 >. I've only seen all the eps once. Get out.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389572 >>1389545 >Furries.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389574 >>1389554 Do you have to see the eps twice to be allowed in MLPG?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389575 >>1389552 It didnt Do HowlCat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389576 File: 1334898753.gif-(251 KB, 320x240, my er, uh, face when.gif) >>1389529 >element of loyalty >not being in gryffindor Gilda would be in slytherin. Evil cunt

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:12 No.1389578 >>1389550 >"Casey Anthony strikes again!"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389590 >>1389562 Can you even do anything with the shit you find? Is there any other interaction with other players?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389594 File: 1334898810.png-(181 KB, 504x376, 1334488914818.png) >>1389571 >not posting superior version

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389595 >>1389578 Im going to assume that gut rape his child.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389596 >Bitching at Winston. >On The MLPG Casuals don't know shit about doing it on the IRC.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389597 >>1389574 >twice You're still really fucking cold, anon. >not watching all episodes on constant repeat except MMDW

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389601 File: 1334898826.jpg-(44 KB, 312x295, trix.jpg) >the stoned trixie tumblr is talking about weed on 4/20 ha!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389602 >>1389558 i don't think i want to get drunk enough to do that again

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389603 >>1389590 Duels

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389605 >>1389574 >watching the show we aren't 5 year old girls here you know

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:13 No.1389608 File: 1334898839.png-(74 KB, 637x581, 1329020100915.png) >>1389520 >5 hours sure is casual in here

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389609 File: 1334898843.png-(158 KB, 468x419, 1328910180728.png) >>1389594

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389610 What word would AJ use for farts?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389612 >>1389554 >Have seen all of season one at least twice >That feel when still casual

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389613 >>1389550 I had a dream that she was my little sister not too long ago.

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389622

>>1389548
>projecting

i wanted to help the poor fuck because I've actually been in his position

thing is I got out.

currently working two jobs, shooting, drinking, smoking, gaeman all I fucking want, and working towards my dream job

what you have to realize is relationships comes AFTER these things.

first you get the power

then you get the money

then you get the women

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389623 >>1389602 Aww

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389624 File: 1334898880.jpg-(30 KB, 154x156, 1fafg.jpg) >>1389601 those look fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389626 >>1389594 >Fox. I doubt that human was even stolen.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389629 >>1389596 >tfw I finally downloaded an IRC client again for the first time in like eight years just so I could get unbanned >tfw now I have a slight interest in seeing the MLPG IRC channel, but I don't remember the address

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389632 >>1389610 Seabiscuits

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:14 No.1389633 >>1389601 ...Is that some green in a baggie in the background? I thought the Stoned Trixie girl didn't smoke.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:15 No.1389634 >>1389576 all the "villain" characters would be in slytherin, it's that house's purpose

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:15 No.1389638 >>1389610 rootin tootin booty pootin

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:15 No.1389647 >>1389601 Oh man, I hope she does not OD on all that weed.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389657 File: 1334898983.jpg-(41 KB, 796x1026, 1331377382187.jpg) >>1389605 >Implying we aren't all five year old girls

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389659 >Watching yesterday's Colbert >Expect to cringe when the Brony part comes up Ugh.

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389660 >>1389558 how on earth did that entire exchange happen without someone being accused of being me

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389664 My internet's been out all day. Did anything happen?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389671 >>1389629 Do you even read the linkboard?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389672 >>1389647 that's not funny, my brother died that way

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389673 >>1389634 Trixie would fit right in

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389674 >>1389602 But that was some of the most fun I have had ERPing in these threads.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389675 >>1389622 Jesus christ shut the fuck up you're worse than sentenal. At least sentenal is an autist. You're just a self-absorbed idiot.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389679 >>1389650 How do I MD5 filter this shit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:16 No.1389680 >>1389610 apples

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.1389682 File: 1334899033.png-(425 KB, 800x1182, Twiraito Spahkuru.png) Why is this thread so bad?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.1389683 >>1389671 I haven't read the linkboard in well over a year. Thanks, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.1389687 >>1389660 I would have, had I not fallen asleep before it happened, if that makes you feel better.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.1389692 >>1389682 Gotta make up for last night's god-tier thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:17 No.1389693 >>1389679 I wish I could figure that out. 4chan X's md5 filter doesn't seem to work.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389699 okay what the hell im in this pottermore thing but it just seems to be an interactive fucking version of the book where do i get my want, get into the school, fail at making a potion and be disgrace to house?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389700 >>1389629 irc.irchingway.net #mylittlepony Do you even watch the general?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389701 File: 1334899090.png-(69 KB, 202x210, Apple_Bloom_(74).png) >Writing scootasex. >Proofread scootasex. >Least hot thing you have ever read. Okay... it's not like i wanted it to be good or anything...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389711 >>1389633 http://askstonedtrixie.tumblr.com/post/21423149095/hey-guys-check-this-stuff-out-wow >(( I just put mint leaves in them dont worry )) Laaame.

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389713 >>1389675 better than being a foreveralone sack of shit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389714 >>1389701 I will read it tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389717 >>1389701 Lots of people don't find their own stuff very hot. Post it for us.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389718 >Colbert found out what Bronies are >Doesn't like them I love you Colbert.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:18 No.1389720 >>1389692 >Take week off from anything pony >Miss god tier thread FUCK

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389723 >>1389699 Just skip through shit till you hit diagonilly, grab the shopping list, buy your crap, get a wand, skip along till you get to the sorting hat, then just go from there

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389726 >>1389701 Don't give up now, you've been teasing me for too long.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389729 >>1389718 sauce

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389732 >>1389718 >Implying Colbert knows anything >Implying it's not just his writers speaking through him

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389734 >>1389711 >HEY GUYS CHECK THIS STUFF OUT WOW WWEED~~420420420430420~~~*WEED >WELL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN IN TEN YEARS BYE

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389739 >>1389701 Best way to resolve an argument on the internet? Don't respond.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389740

>>1389699
Do the quest up until you get a wand and get sorted, natch.

Just press "next" at the bottom of the screen until you hit diagon alley. Then you're going to need to press "up" on your keyboard, pick up the shopping list off the ground, and then do all your shopping, and then you're golden.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:19 No.1389741 >>1389729 Do you even watch his show?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389745 >>1389720 >week off from pony Tell me your secrets.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389746 PurpleSeeker28026 add me niggas

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389747 >>1389732 ding ding ding

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389749 >>1389732 >Implying he isn't in the general right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389753 >>1389711 >(( I just put mint leaves in them dont worry )) Of course it's just mint leaves.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389754 >>1389745 Having shit to do Watching shows other than pone

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389755 >>1389739 Leth uh did you misquote I'm I'm not sure what that has to do with anything in that post

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:20 No.1389757 >>1389739 wat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389758 >>1389664 Two new previews came out.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389765 >Underwater common room Badass.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389772

>>1389729

http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/wed-april-18-2012-arianna-huffington

Last night's show. First part.

>>1389732

It sounds like he was just playing along. Possibly audience members brought it up before. Now he seems to know them and dislikes them.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389774 >>1389746 seriously we just need to get a googledocs for this if this is going to be a "thing"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389775 >>1389758 t- TWO!?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389781 >Furry shit. Apparently we pissed off someone. Son, we are sorry your FA was tainted. Ok, not really. But anyways. Could you give us some fresh shit to spam with? Gore? Vore? Anything?

>>	Knight 04/20/12(Fri)01:21 No.1389782 >>1389743 Most succesful method for me was cutting off the internet (Confound you Comcast and your DNS server). Focusing on a project, even as small as cleaning, helps. Otherwise, just tell yourself you aren't ponying today.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.1389785 >>1389777 I'm going to try fapping to this Wish me luck

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.1389786 >>1389774 It won't be for more than a day or two.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.1389790 >>1389713 You're still projecting oh-so-fucking-hard, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:22 No.1389797 >>1389782 Knight not you too!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389805 >>1389741 Im not amerifat, I just want to see his reaction

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389808 >>1389775 You should know what happens if you leave the General, even for a couple of minutes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389812 >>1389786 truth Of course, Leth said it would only last an hour this morning. and that's what everyone said about ponies 18 months ago

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389813 >>1389755 >>1389757 Was meant for >>1389713 Don't know how I missed.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389817 >>1389633 >Stoned Trixie girl >doesn't smoke what in the actual fuck am i reading here

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:23 No.1389819 >>1389803 What's your secret to resetting your router so quickly?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.1389827 >>1389805 Already linked: http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/wed-april-18-2012-arianna-huffington If you're Canadian or whatever, you can find other sites that officially host it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.1389833

>>	Knight 04/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.1389838 >>1389797 It's only so I can practice drawing to make better pictures for you guys.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.1389839 File: 1334899485.png-(38 KB, 650x400, autism horse.png) been trying to work on not having shaky lines anyone have any flaws to point out? I want to be decent horse art person

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:24 No.1389840 >>1389817 She's like 14 or 15 and probably lives in some podunk midwestern suburb.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.1389847 >>1389840 Too old.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.1389848 >>1389833 Wow, that got deleted fast

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.1389859 >>1389838 I mean you misquoted. But it was easier to find the post from context this time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:25 No.1389862 >>1389852 Nobody's getting mad, why are you even posting this?

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.1389867

>>1389790
I think you're misinterpreting the meaning of the word.

or the idea that I might actually not be projecting makes you feel uncomfortable

or do you just hate being wrong

and every response I type

compels you to respond in kind

because you simply must have the last word

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.1389870 Reposting previews for late night: http://io9.com/5903556/an-exclusive-look-at-the-my-little-pony-wedding-of-the-century http://www.tvweb.com/shows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/season-2/a-canterlot-wedding-part-2--e xclusive-do-you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.1389872 >>1389862 He's hurting our feelings abloo bloo I think he's just an idiot actually

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.1389873 >>1389827 how did EqD/bronies in general reacted?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:26 No.1389875 File: 1334899610.gif-(624 KB, 720x405, GigglingFillies.gif) >>1389862 >Asking a furry to be logical.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389881 >>1389839 Well, I grip the writing implement really fucking hard and press into the paper really hard as well. But that's a bad thing to do, and I do everything wrong, have no technical knowledge, and am not that great anyway. But my lines aren't shakey.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389884 I deleted my twitter. Has Tara Strong said anything interesting lately?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389885 >>1389872 Only takes a single click for it to be gone. He has to type a chaptcha every time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389890 File: 1334899667.jpg-(81 KB, 849x577, kill me.jpg) A MODEST TOOL FOR A MODEST MAN

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389893 >>1389879 No such luck.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:27 No.1389894 >>1389873 >how did EqD/bronies in general reacted? Also curious.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.1389902 >>1389873 They think it's only a matter of time before he joins the her ecks dee

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.1389907 >>1389873 >"Oh hes just trolling us like Terra." >"Hurf, must be the extra friendship flowing from him!" >"That is what we all said before we joined the herd! XD" Shit you not.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:28 No.1389908 >>1389873 Buttmadness in all likelihood

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.1389921 File: 1334899768.png-(100 KB, 298x222, but isn't mlpg filled with fag(...).png) >>1389867 >I'm not compelled to post! You are! Nyah nyah nyah I'm trolling you! Like I said, self-absorbed retard.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.1389929 >>1389907 >Trolling us like Terra >us like Terra >Terra >TERRA That better be copypasting because I'm laughing my ass off here.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:29 No.1389930 >>1389839 quickly drawing lines tends to prevent waviness for me, things are normally wavy when i go slow other than that i have nothing to add because i am still a shitty new artist and your pic is already better than what i do

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389932 File: 1334899804.jpg-(160 KB, 1000x620, 1334293222649.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389936 Nothing ever ends.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389941 What would you do if you were living with your fave pone romantically or not and she suddenly started whining and scooting her ass across the floor like a dog?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389946 >>1389929 Shall I hunt down the link? Do you want to swim in the youtube like comments?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389949 >>1389932 Why do Asians hate noses?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:30 No.1389950 >>1389936 Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.1389951 >>1389941 Laugh?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.1389952 File: 1334899868.png-(36 KB, 1024x832, 1332013981337.png) >>1389941 Talk with her.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.1389957 File: 1334899886.png-(2.3 MB, 790x762, rarity has worms.png) >>1389941 >she wants it bad

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.1389958

>>1389907
You know

looking back on allt he shit that's gone down on that show

I think best bet is to just wait and see where this goes

for all we know he might be setting the stage for exactly what that last quote said

I mean, would it be even remotely out of characterif he were to start off bashing bronies, and then after two episodes of not mentioning it again, he suddenly goes completely overboard with pony shit?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:31 No.1389959 >>1389921 He's got a point, it's working

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.1389968 >>1389950 Except for my love for Applejack

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.1389973 File: 1334899952.png-(52 KB, 541x494, 1334472340844.png) >>1389941 ask her what the problem was and if there was anything i could do to help

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.1389976 >>1389941 I'd pick her up and go give her a bath. I couldn't be mad at her. Maybe she can't control her pone instincts sometimes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.1389979 >>1389968 That too.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:32 No.1389981 >>1389957 >has worms Dogs scoot when their glands are inflamed, not when they have worms.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.1389983 >>1389941 >"MY CARPET!" Start swatting her with a rolled up newspaper. Call the vet.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.1389987 >>1389949 have you ever seen an asian with a nose i havent

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.1389991 File: 1334900000.jpg-(701 KB, 1260x924, 55555423523.jpg) >Try this Pottermore crap Hahahha, fuck yeah! But seriously, I would have LOVE this when I was reading the series like +10 years ago. Shit this brings back memories.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.1389996 File: 1334900016.png-(43 KB, 209x201, 1263194764320.png) >>1389979

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:33 No.1389997 >>1389979 My love for Applejack has no beginning

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:34 No.1390001 >>1389946 http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/04/colbert-shoutout-3.html#idc-container

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:34 No.1390002 >>1389674 >>1389623 OK FINE. Tomorrow night. We'll see how it goes.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390014

>>1389975
>>1390008
SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390017 DORKS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390019 >>1390001 >I want to know what's up with him. He's such... such a flip flop! Brony one minute and unbrony the next. Yay for Cherilee.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390021 >>1390001 >It's just the excess friendship surging through him. Happened to all of us after our first encounter. >He'll be brohoofing and such by the end of the week.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390022 File: 1334900137.png-(152 KB, 554x627, 1330471490251.png) >>1390014 >crystal weed

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390023 We need Weed Pone to celebrate this day, gentlemen!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390024 >>1389957 >Rarity the annoying horse.png

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:35 No.1390025 >>1390008 You're celebrating Hitler's birthday too, flammenwerfer.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390030 File: 1334900177.png-(143 KB, 332x394, The wind was not the beginning(...).png) >>1389950

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390033

>>1389921

let me outline this for you

guy posts something I misread as "baaw my life sucks"

i respond with what boils down to 'nut up'

you jump in accusing me of projecting and then calling me self-absorbed, because I don't bitch about women constantly

at the risk of sounding completely gay/retarded, you ever hear the saying 'true happiness comes from within"?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390035 File: 1334900199.jpg-(36 KB, 372x228, Pinkie estrus cycle.jpg) >listening to brony stream >all the bronys are hardcore against smoking cannabis and saying how disgusting it is WOW just when i thought bronys couldnt get any worse they find a way.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390036 >>1390025 would you werf a flammen __sexually

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390042 There was a Neo-Nazi MLP fan I remember from the /co/ days. Maybe over a year ago. Did he ever come to MLP? Or is he just hidden?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390043 File: 1334900214.gif-(917 KB, 350x197, PowerLevelExposed.gif) >>1390019 >>1390021 >When people think of these people, they think of you. >Keep your power level hidden.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:36 No.1390044 File: 1334900215.png-(101 KB, 253x297, 1302557926034.png) >>1390019 >>1390021

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.1390045 WHICH PONE WOULD YOU GET HELLA BAKED WITH?????? x33333333333P

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.1390049 >>1389941 get her treated for worms

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:37 No.1390054 >That feel when based Slytherin

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390058 File: 1334900280.png-(84 KB, 215x228, Scoots8786683561.png) >>1389991 >Cool Harry Potter ebooks! >Language option >GB >Sorry this language is not available in you area. >I will never get to read about the Philosophers Stone

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390060 >>1390044 twilight what are you doing mouths do not work that way

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390061 File: 1334900291.png-(162 KB, 900x1006, 1332121761009.png) >>1390019 >>1390021 why are these people allowed to breathe the same air we do?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390062 >>1390025 wanna do sumthin about it faggot??? do u HATE lov n peace u fuckin hater??? >>1390035 well at least their not the sm0ke w33d n alkahol threads in /mlp/ while avataring as poorly shooped stoned ponies

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390064 >>1390035 Bet they're the same faggots that hate drinking too. Straightedges are usually assholes.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390067 File: 1334900306.png-(603 KB, 645x536, 1327166662673.png) >>1390045 Doipy

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390068 >>1390043 I think that's the best reason. Honestly, I could give a shit if people know I watch this show. But I absolutely give a shit about being associated with these people.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390071 does anyone have a request that would be interesting to draW?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390072 HAS ANYONE DRAWN LYRA WEARING THE SORTING HAT YET?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390075 >>1390022 I think he is talking about the excess... You know what, never mind. I won't attempt to decipher that.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:38 No.1390076 >>1390033 >at the risk of sounding completely retarded Far too late in the game to be worrying about that, amigo.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.1390081 >>1390064 underage

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.1390082 >>1390071 YES YOU MOTHERFUCKER: >>1390072 well ok maybe not interesting

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.1390084 >>1390071 PONIES SMOKIN W33D LEGALIZE CRYSTAL W33D 420

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.1390085 File: 1334900358.png-(421 KB, 2342x1896, 151522 - fart farting poot tag(...).png) Which pony farts the most?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:39 No.1390088 Why are you still here? You have important business to attend to.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390092 File: 1334900402.png-(1.12 MB, 834x469, why am i doing this at 1 in th(...).png) I GET ALL THE BITCHES

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390096 >>1390088 Not yet at least

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390097 >>1390062 >well at least their not the sm0ke w33d n alkahol threads in /mlp/ while avataring as poorly shooped stoned ponies Bad news, they are the same people. >It's called 'Role playing' They are not the ones smoking the devil plant, their OC's are.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390098 >>1390067 She would become a genius.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390099 >>1390088 Waiting on Breaking Bad to download, I ain't got shit to do.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390102 >>1390085 fluttershy, jumpy ponies have trouble holding it in. I wish she would sit on my face

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390103 File: 1334900425.jpg-(20 KB, 210x240, computer.jpg) If winston has 5 mad, and that anon has 5 mad, why don't they just shut up and stop shitposting?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390104 >>1390075 Is it possible to crystallize THC?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390106 >>1390092 >SUPPLE LIKE YOUR MAN BOOBS FAGGOT

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390108 >>1390045 Twilight seems like she'd be pretty fun high, I guess. She'd probably get ridiculously paranoid the first two or thirty times though. Probably Spike.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390109 File: 1334900438.png-(61 KB, 224x240, SB74866554564.png) >>1390071 Lyra 420in in honor of the holiday. While dressed as a Nazi. Both holidays

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390112 >>1390088 It's like 1:40. There's exactly two things I need to attend to right now, both of which involve these threads.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:40 No.1390113 >>1390092 >supple no sir, you are the bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390116 >>1388054 >supple Enjoy your floppy dick, brah. Unyielding master race here.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390117 >>1390092 >supple Its like a pool noodle

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390121 >>1390092 >Supple At best you could be a slutty trap wizard.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390123 File: 1334900502.png-(52 KB, 303x160, ATRUENIGGERSWAND.png) >>1390092 Bro, do you even transfigurate?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390126 File: 1334900506.png-(135 KB, 853x854, 1332344225442.png) >>1390117 Oh man, that mental image

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390127 >>1390071 Rarity getting frustrated at threading a needle because something keeps distracting her. I'll leave the something to you.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:41 No.1390130

>>1390097
whether they actually do it or not is besides the point
their being gigantic faggots

and fuck, I thought they were just talking about their "epik sm0king experiences" while avatarfagging with shitty shooped ponies.. they actually RP that shit? fuck this gay earth

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390133 File: 1334900523.png-(98 KB, 1100x1000, important pony.png) >>1390088 >implying i have important business who do you think i am, pinkie

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390135 >>1390092 At least it's not surprisingly swishy like mine.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390138 >tfw the first thing you thought of when you saw your wand is CWC's duck

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390139 >>1390104 Good weed has lots of small crystals on the buds. I'm not sure exactly what they are, but that's probably what he means by "crystal weed".

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390143 >>1390121 >implying being the slutty trap wizard isn't the peak of existence

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390146 >>1390121 >>1390117 >>1390116 >>1390113 suppleminded

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:42 No.1390147 File: 1334900568.jpg-(43 KB, 1024x768, no.jpg) someone read this long comic and tell me if it is funny and worth my time http://digitaldasherbot.deviantart.com/art/Goodnight-Luna-297318303

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.1390153 I haven't been here all week, anything interesting happen? Why are we talking about Harry Potter?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.1390158 >>1390139 They're THC I believe.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.1390159 File: 1334900620.gif-(1.13 MB, 517x241, pheonix fire.gif) most awesome creatures in the show

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:43 No.1390162 File: 1334900627.png-(157 KB, 366x360, Scoots755778.png) >>1390147 Its not Its Buckley Tier

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390168 >>1390127 Leth you dirty boy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390169 >>1390147 it's not

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390170 >>1390153 There were a few clips released from the upcoming episodes, that is why everyone is talking about Harry Potter.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390171 http://officialmlphaters.forumotion.com/ Hey guys I found some autism

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390172 >>1390022 >>1390075 >>1390104 >>1390139 it's a copypasta joke. for the absurdity of people bragging about their false-knowledge on drug-related shit >>1390130 >their wow i'm autistic tonight probably blazen it up 2much woooow

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390174 File: 1334900678.png-(83 KB, 760x435, griffy.png) >>1390159 >not being in gryffindor with a pheonix wand i scooby dooby

Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390175

>>1390076
Alright then,

have you ever heard the saying 'true happiness comes from within'?

It means you can't rely on other people (this includes girls) to give your life meaning. You have to do that yourself. That is the lesson I learned and I took it to heart. Lo and behold suddenly I don't really care either way about my relationship status. No big if I'm single, but I wouldn't be disappointed if I suddenly found myself with a girlfriend, either.

It's not self-centered, it's how things are supposed to be. Remember high school, anon? "Pavlov's hierarchy"? if you don't know what that is, google it.

if you wanna continue calling me self-centered or that I'm projecting, whatever, go ahead. I'm done with this conversation.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390176 File: 1334900681.png-(2.26 MB, 1600x1000, 1309976543135.png) >>1390159 Thats not a pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390178 >>1390127 that seems like it would have to be a comic though

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390179 File: 1334900686.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, 1299298496988.jpg) >>1390147 >How long can this shit even be >Open it >Starts out easy >Well anon is a bitch tonight, can't read this shi- >WORDS WORDS WORDS >SO MANY WORDS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:44 No.1390184 >>1390170 I don't follow

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.1390190 >>1390159 Agreed Phoenixes, as well as Ursa Minor/Major

>>	DFG 04/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.1390193 File: 1334900718.png-(461 KB, 859x599, 2spooky.png) >>1390092 DO YOU EVEN PHALLIC SYMBOLS?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.1390196 >>1390174 >griffindor >not griffydor

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:45 No.1390197 >>1390147 Not a lot was said in far too many words spoken. Boring and rather uninteresting.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390202 Where get philo stone

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390205 File: 1334900770.png-(739 KB, 539x350, subaru.png) >supple wand >ravenshit welp time for mitsurugi

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390207 >>1390193 I would that symbol

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390212 >>1390197 Oh, did Bendis write it?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390213 File: 1334900798.jpg-(59 KB, 689x545, well ok.jpg) Just reminding you who's superior

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390214 >>1390147 >words words words nigga do you really expect me to read all that shit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:46 No.1390218 >>1390205 >ravenclaw >bad Take your floppy wand and go, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390224 >>1390184 We choose to ignore the show

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390226 File: 1334900841.jpg-(78 KB, 358x213, wand.jpg) >>1390123 >>1390092 So, umm, hows my wand? Is it good? >>1390153 Pottermore. Interactive book/site. Got spill in here from /v/vg/. I assume everyone here got memories reading that series the past decade.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390231 >>1390147 i think it was trying to give me a >feel

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390233 >>1390213 why is it called gryffindor if the house animal is a lion why not call it liondor

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390235 File: 1334900860.jpg-(10 KB, 342x187, cwcduck.jpg) everyone here has pointlessly long wands look at this motherfucker right here this thing wants you dead just under 11 inches, a concealed fucking weapon if I've ever seen one

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390237 >>1390224 Ugh

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390238 File: 1334900867.jpg-(234 KB, 1024x768, Bomb_ass_weed_bro.jpg) Oh man, we need weed pony up in this shit. Get high and shit. Pic related, it's my sick ffuckin plant, fuck the police.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390239 >>1390205 >mitsurugi >ravenshit Naw man tamagotchi is the only honorable way out of this one

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:47 No.1390242 File: 1334900878.jpg-(19 KB, 360x198, wand.jpg) >everyone getting 14 and a half inch wands

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:48 No.1390250 >>1390238 Oh shit man look at those fucking berries real good man wish i could suck on them

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:48 No.1390253 >>1390226 I read the first book in fourth grade, and didn't love it. Never read another one, and haven't seen any of the movies.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:48 No.1390257 >>1390233 For the same reason that Ravenclaw's house animal is the eagle Eagleclaw would be pretty cool, but that's not how it works

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390259 >>1390242 what the fuck were you answers to get FOURTEEN AND A HALF INCHES?!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390261 File: 1334900948.gif-(535 KB, 261x184, e7whH.gif) >>1390162 >curious i got check CAD for the first time in years >same awful art and massive walls of text how does this guy make a living?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390262 >>1390147 it was trying to be sweet and touching but it's typical luna fanon shit, well, i guess it was pretty relevant to her character. it's only autistic how they try to make it profound. fucking shit. anyways, no, it sucks ass

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390266 File: 1334900964.jpg-(48 KB, 420x502, Billie is a very pretty unicor(...).jpg) what do you think Billie's favorite food is?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390267 >>1390237 At least it's not as bad as when Skyrim came out Still, the finale is just a day away! Is anyone else excited, or scared?

>>	Winston 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390268 >>1390235 shit nigga did you get the tax stamp for that shit the ATW will gangrape you for something that short

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390272 >Based Tier Birdbros >2edgy4skool tier Snakecutters >normalfag tier Griffyhouse >the rest tier Hufferpuffer

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:49 No.1390274 File: 1334900985.png-(73 KB, 500x500, 1312707374637.png) >>1390224 It's not really a lot to go off of, really. However, are you more or less hopeful for the quality of the episode since watching the previews? Or totally unphased?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390281 >>1390266 Tin can. >>1390253 You could try to read it again. Its interesting.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390282 >>1390261 >White knights.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390285 >>1390267 Cant wait for it. >>1390274 The same.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390289 File: 1334901033.png-(131 KB, 374x448, A-AH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT III(...).png) Would you stick your dick in a horse ___sexually? Which?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390290 >>1390262 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFKHBygDZMY MLP will never end like this...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390291 >Harry Potter you're all a bunch of faggots I hope you guys know that

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:50 No.1390294 >>1390242 >14.5 inches >unyielding take me now, stud we shall call you Big Mac

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390296 >>1390267 I HAVE A FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW. I'M GOING TO MISS THE STREAM. But whatever happens, happens. I'm going to have a good attitude about the finale.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390297 >>1390267 The preview saying they were brides maids on short notice made me happy. Im still cautiously optimistic however.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390299 >>1390291 We know

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390302 >>1390291 >Not liking Harry Potter Go away filthy Gen X fag

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390305 >>1390291 i could be your faggot tonight, anon~

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390308 >>1390259 I said I was taller than average with green eyes, thats all I remember

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390311 >>1390289 Any single one of them if it was consensual I'm a monster.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:51 No.1390312 >>1390290 I'm kinda hoping it ends like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPTUA_wdp78

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:52 No.1390315 >>1390291 >youngfag I feel sorry for your generation.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:52 No.1390317

>>1390274
The scene of Spike playing with pony dolls has me deeply worried. It just seemed like blatant product placement. Product placement in a show that's already a commercial. That's just dangerous.

If they're only shown for that quick gag, then that's ok.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:52 No.1390318 >>1390290 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cORP4ElEsOY

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:52 No.1390319 File: 1334901145.jpg-(39 KB, 420x322, AJcostanza.jpg) >>1390305 >>1390302 >>1390299 god damn it mlpg

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:52 No.1390323 >>1390297 dont worry. sethisto has seen the finale and he informs us that it is good.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.1390328 >>1390317 I guess is a joke...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.1390332 >that feel when you were starting university when the first HP book came out

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.1390334 >>1390312 I want it to end like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4VlruVG81w

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:53 No.1390338 >>1390332 Jesus christ you're old

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.1390340 >>1390317 It's a very obvious gag.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.1390341 >this comment is under moderation The shit?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.1390346 >27 years old How old are you idiots?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:54 No.1390347 Been gone for 2 weeks. How's MLPG been holding up?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390352 >>1390289 Scootaloo, but only is she asks.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390353 >>1390346 turning 9 next week >>1390334 7 people haven't learned how to stop worrying and love the bomb. whalethelibertarian 1 year ago 95

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390354 >>1390317 I to am deeply disturbed by Hasbro using this cartoon to sell pony toys. This My Little Pony cartoon.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390355 >>1390347 We get two new previews today.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390357 >>1390347 we're dying why did you leave us in our time of need

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390358 File: 1334901336.png-(271 KB, 1000x700, book farts.png) >the last actual physical book i read for enjoyment was the 3rd harrypotter book when it first came out. twilight would be disappoint.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390366 >>1390346 I'm 7 years old. Isn't it a little strange people older than 10 watch this show?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:55 No.1390367 >>1390346 2 more years till wizardtry be jelly faggots

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390373 File: 1334901378.gif-(1.64 MB, 433x435, gypsy pie.gif) >>1390346 I'll be 101 next week :3

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390374 >>1390346 I'll be a wizard in four years, six months.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390376 >>1390358 Does that include comics?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390378 >>1390332 >University >1997 You're too old for 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390380 >>1390358 >hufflepuff

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390382 >>1390238 Aw ShIt SmOkE tHaT mIrIcAl BrO. :o)

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)01:56 No.1390385 File: 1334901413.png-(597 KB, 718x786, 1302122098222.png) >>1390366 You type very well for a 7 year old...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390388 >>1390346 im 12 and what is this

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390392 >>1390385 You know the kids this days leth, they are not stupid.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390395 File: 1334901449.jpg-(532 KB, 1488x1984, 41wOP.jpg) >>1390376 >paying for comics

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390402 >>1390353 >>1390366 >>1390388 reported for being underage

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390403 >>1390332 damn, i think i was in like 5th grade

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390404 File: 1334901475.png-(82 KB, 350x203, Why can't I stop clicking thin(...).png) Welp, not really a Harry Potter fan but going to go through with this. Also, I dislike Gryffindor. I wanted to be in Ravenclaw cause I like how it sounded.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:57 No.1390405 >>1390358 >The last physical book I read was American Assassin. I would let Twilight read that. I am sure she would like to read about humans.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390406 >Losing all the duels god fuck why does it keep skipping over the fucking letters fuck you j.k rowling

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390412 File: 1334901496.jpg-(124 KB, 800x600, 1334128201276.jpg) Wait you mean there are adults here? EWWW

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390416 >>1390392 >Most kids text all the time. Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390418 >>1390135 I feel your pain.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390421 >>1390358 >>1390405 >>>/lit/1466666

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:58 No.1390422 File: 1334901531.jpg-(403 KB, 1600x1200, 1334292606209[1].jpg) >>1390395 >post coked up slut >Not superior amateur girls

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.1390426 >>1390412 FUCK YOU SWEETIE I'M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR BUTT CHEEKS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.1390427 >>1390406 So, like, no one actually reads the instructions, huh?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.1390428 >>1390422 Just fuck a boy its the same thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.1390433 hello gang did i miss anything exciting today?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)01:59 No.1390436 >>1390395 >disgusting 3dpd cow tit shit get that fucking shit out of here you fucking faggot saged. reported. called the cops enjoy prison you little shit

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.1390441

>Sweetie Belle is playing outside Rarity's shop with a ball
>A couple of young colts pass by and take her ball
>Teasing her as she tries to jump and get her ball
>the two colts are giggling like mad men at her feeble jumps
>Spike, who was on an errand, passes by and sees this
>Tells them to stop it and give her back her ball
>two colts laugh at him and start beating him
>the two colts become exhausted and bored from all the kicks and stomps and leave
>Sweetie Belle picks up her ball and walks over to Spike
>Spike gets up fine, because dragon scales
>Sweetie Belle says thank you and gives him her ball
>Spike says thanks and walks away
>Sweetie decides to follow him as he leaves
One sided puppy love is best shipping.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.1390442 >>1390406 It seems to lag randomly. Its complete bullshit. 142-142 on everything it actually lets me do, fucking 60 for 1/3 of them because it just randomly freezes and then all the letters fall.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.1390446 >>1390433 Two new previews.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:00 No.1390448 >>1390433 Two new previews. They're not all that exciting

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390460 >>1390448 >>1390446 oh, cool episode is in two days so i think i'm just gonna wait anything else?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390461 File: 1334901672.jpg-(98 KB, 640x480, 1334299845439[2].jpg) >>1390436

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390462 >>1390442 140-142 I'm not completely perfect.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390464 >>1390441 If you say so.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390465 >>1390355 Links? >>1390357 That bad, huh?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390468 I have no clue what the last book I read for enjoyment was. Probably something Bill Bryson? Love that guy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390472 File: 1334901696.jpg-(62 KB, 312x400, 1332963970257.jpg) >>1390448 >>1390446

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:01 No.1390473 >>1390460 Nope just that.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.1390478 >>1390428 >implying that isn't the main appeal of tomboychan

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.1390482 >>1390422 I've seen her pictures before, what's she go by? captcha; ee titts excitement Indeed, captcha, indeed.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.1390485 >>1390441 I know where this is going... "Leetle girl! You dropped your bunny!" AYE AYE AYE YOUR EYES HYPNOTIZE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.1390488 Can someone recommend me some good fag clop? I'm in the mood for some dicks in butts.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 04/20/12(Fri)02:02 No.1390495 >>1390485 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390497 File: 1334901784.jpg-(227 KB, 1240x1754, tumblr_m2r67qS1Gm1rsdnvco1_128(...).jpg) >Mic the Microphone

>>	darf 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390499 >>1390488 uh

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390500 File: 1334901798.png-(61 KB, 432x452, 333097537433.png) >>1390433 Pottermore is the thing for today. If you can choose which pony to read with every night through all the Harry Potter series, which pony would that be?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390502 >>1390412 SWEETIE, STOP MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390511 File: 1334901825.gif-(10 KB, 106x96, vinyl.gif) >>1390497 http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390512 File: 1334901827.jpg-(43 KB, 450x600, 892721.jpg) >>1390478 >>implying that isn't the main appeal of tomboychan He posted Aubrey/Smilechan.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390515 >>1390448 The one with Spike playing with the toys Hasbro is trying to sell you in an episode about a toyset Hasbro is trying to sell you was entertaining.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:03 No.1390519 >>1390488 well i did this a little while ago http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20969/Apple-Cinnamon-Morning >>1390499 hey cut that out, you're not me

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.1390523 File: 1334901843.png-(108 KB, 505x505, 1302073105480.png) >>1390500

>>	darf 04/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.1390532 >>1390519 why anonymous darf?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.1390533 >>1390412 Not my fault you keep your door with a level 10 lock Sweetie.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:04 No.1390534 File: 1334901891.gif-(417 KB, 387x393, 1334009325890.gif) >>1390502

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390536
File: 1334901904.jpg-(59 KB, 720x540, 531456_3069643627778_146423067(...).jpg)

marijuana is a horrible drug that ruins lives one person at a time
you're not "cool" or "edgy" for partaking in such an awful activity like frying your brain. instead, how about you do something better, like play a sport or become a better educated individual?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390539 File: 1334901910.jpg-(61 KB, 905x789, ew gross dt.jpg) >>1390519 >braeburn NO THANKS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390541 >>1390511 Thank you based LK

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390543 >>1390511 >http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/ >Ice-burn.gif

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390544 >>1390536 Winners dont do drugs anon, remember the 90s.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390548 >>1390500 BEFORE YOU SAY TWILIGHT, REMEMBER THAT THEY AAALLL ENJOY READING. AS REVEALED IN "READ IT AND WEEP". So I will say Pinkie, because she would enjoy me doing the voices. And I would enjoy her doing the girl voices.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:05 No.1390550

>>1390532
cut that out
also i'm not seeing the point in posting with a name
no one needs to know who i am unless im posting something they give a shit about

>>1390539
really? uh
well here's this thing with soarin'?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18634/Wonderbolt-Training
how could anyone not like braeburn

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390551 >>1390536 But I do all three.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390561 >>1390536 Quentin plz go

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390564 >>1390500 Twilight I guess, not really the book I'd choose though if I'm reading with her.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390565 File: 1334901987.jpg-(27 KB, 640x480, biglebowski04.jpg) >>1390536

>>	DFG 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390566 >>1390536 I DO WHAT I WANT YOU DON'T OWN ME

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390571 >>1390536 Thanks, Alf.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:06 No.1390573 >>1390550 Not everyone is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390578 >>1390500 I'd read a book with Fluttershy nonsexually

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390582 >>1390573 but he just said he wanted dicks i'm not seeing the logic

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390584 File: 1334902052.png-(243 KB, 600x608, 1329668496599.png) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejN0B5YZeA

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390586

>>1390536
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.suck my massive sage, bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390589 RAVENBROS, my comments wont show up

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:07 No.1390590 >>1390573 He's asking for gay fapfics, bro.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.1390598 >>1390582 >>1390590 You dont have to be a faggot for that!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.1390601 File: 1334902099.jpg-(142 KB, 1920x1080, 1326431860647.jpg) >DIABLO 3 OPEN BETA I WON'T DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE ALL WEEKEND

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.1390603 File: 1334902107.jpg-(544 KB, 700x583, 1327851941677.jpg) >>1390589 >Not glorious Griffydor

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.1390607 File: 1334902125.png-(24 KB, 500x500, 1332140573120.png) drugs are bad you guys because the USA american government says so.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:08 No.1390609 I want to get off Mr Pone's Wild Ride.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390611 File: 1334902143.png-(125 KB, 945x945, FlutterHmm.png) >>1390584 What an adorable snuggly wuggly little bug.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390612 File: 1334902146.gif-(940 KB, 1000x563, 1329529816422.gif) >>1390500 would be the most adorable, heart attack inducing experience

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390617 >>1390609 I want to go on something more exciting than Mr Pone's wild ride.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390619 and when you penetrate to the most high god you will believe you are mad you will believe you've gone insane

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390620 >>1390561 god damn it

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390624 >>1390609 I want to get off this one at least. Shit's awful.

>>	LD 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390626 Darf, you were gonna recommend me a story to read. This was long ago.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)02:09 No.1390628 >>1390601 DON'T DO IT BRO. TURN BACK!

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390632 File: 1334902204.jpg-(84 KB, 645x660, 1326256667808.jpg) >>1390609 Too bad.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390635 >>1390628 Its a shit game anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390636 File: 1334902227.jpg-(67 KB, 612x816, Hub Exec Wearing Embroidered T(...).jpg) why do black people like twilight so much?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390637 >>1390598 Whatever. If wanting Braeburn makes me a faggot, then so be it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390640 >>1390626 LiveDrawer? Did you do a Parasprites pic yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390641 >HowlCat19340 "For the newcomers; Welcome to Ravenclaw. (THANK YOU BASED ROWENA)" >4 minutes ago Report this lel

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390642 >I want to go on MR. PONE'S WILD RIDE again!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390643 >>1390612 I've thought about reading to Sweetie before. I can just imagine reading to her by gaslamp every night as she's snuggled up in bed.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390644 >>1390626 i was? what was it related to? like, one of my stories, or one i'd read? sorry, my memory is not my best attribute also hi how are you i like your stories and pictures

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390646 >>1390586 >doubles advocate >intensive purposes Holy shit, what is this called spoonerism? mondegreen?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:10 No.1390647 >>1390636 Because she's black, duh.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390649 >>1390635 >Jealous nigga can't play.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390651 >>1390619 that's my favorite track on the album, especially the drone section that follows it, I've probably listened to it a thousand times >>1390636 AND YOU GUYS SAY THAT TWILIGHT DOESN'T SUITE A "BLACK PERSON"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390653 >>1390646 Eggcorns

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390657 >>1390649 >open beta >cant play Well d3 is a perfect game for you anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390659 >>1390519 >frenzied oral logistics oh god, lol.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:11 No.1390660 >>1390612 >"Alright, time for bed." >"WhAt?! No! Just one more chapter! I wanna know what happens next! Pleeeease?"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390661 File: 1334902322.png-(198 KB, 772x603, 281231432532.png) >>1390636 because she's black

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390662 >>1390651 >doesn't suite Sir, I think it's time for you to check out of this thread

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390668 File: 1334902352.gif-(1016 KB, 250x200, brony stairs.gif) >>1390550 >You continue the blowjob for several minutes. thats some top notch high quality sex writing you have there.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390669 File: 1334902354.png-(282 KB, 500x393, 1b1a14fb9092828c08bc6ecc86eb98(...).png) Most HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH moment in the series?

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390670 Sorry, but... Anyone want me to do one of those >fanfiction reactions tonight after this thread's dead? I have nothing to do.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390671 >>1390642 >implying you ever get off

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390675 >>1390660 THEY ALL DIE. GO TO BED, ALREADY. I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390679 >This comment is under moderation. WHAT DID I SAY??

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:12 No.1390681 >>1390636 Purple drank is also purple.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390684 >>1390601 where is this?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390689 >>1390668 That guy is tough as hell, holy shit. "Nah, I'm k"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390690 >>1390669 This and Dash in HFS. >>1390670 Sure.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390693 >>1390668 sorry i'm still learning this whole writing thing it just gets hard to describe things over and over again without some eventual redundancy

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390695 >>1390636 Because she is purple

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390697 File: 1334902428.jpg-(76 KB, 650x706, 1320518537286.jpg) >>1390669 Probably that scene right there bro.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390698 >>1390670 It certainly can only make the thread better. Even after death.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390700 >>1390640 Was busy with C2E2 over the weekend. Mostly a business venture. So no, I haven't gotten to it yet. >>1390644 Well, as long as it wasn't a fapfic. Just a decent read fanfiction cause I don't actually read any ironic because I do one. And thank you.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:13 No.1390701 >>1390675 Thats gay anon you should fuck Sweetie.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390702 File: 1334902440.png-(105 KB, 354x359, 1290123985947.png) >>1390601 >mfw blizzard viral marketers in mlpg

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390703 File: 1334902442.gif-(868 KB, 462x270, SCOOTSANDAPPLESDANCETHENIGHTAW(...).gif) >>1390669 Hearts and hooves song

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390705 File: 1334902449.png-(146 KB, 975x820, Sweetie Belle 32.png) >>1390675

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390707 File: 1334902451.jpg-(17 KB, 539x491, GREEN AND PURPLE.jpg) >>1390681 >purple DID SOMEONE SAY GREEN AND PURPLE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390712 >>1390693 I know that feel

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390715 File: 1334902473.gif-(1.25 MB, 373x337, feels.gif) >>1390669 It was once...but this scene Every time

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390716 >>1390662 well I am very tired, finals this week so I only had 3 hours of sleep each day >>1390646 both, and eggcorns read the whole pasta

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390717 >>1390675 >You make Sweetie cry >Rarity is mad and she is not going to have sex with you BAD ENDING ANON

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390719 >>1390670 I triple dog dare you to make choices through the disgusting choose your own adventure: "My Little Fetish: Friendship is Kinky".

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:14 No.1390725 File: 1334902498.jpg-(138 KB, 900x900, 1331180881081.jpg) >>1390675 You are horrible person. You don't deserve to read to Sweetie Belle or fuck Rarity for that matter.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390731 >>1390717 >Implying she wont have hate sex with you

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390732 >>1390693 The idea is to describe new things, not the same thing in new ways. If an action is repeating, bring up a new detail, or give the reader a peek into what a character is thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390734 >>1390702 >Blizzard. >Needing viral marketers. Assdamaged Bioware Employee.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390736 >>1390669 its between this and Dash's air buck in HCFS. They both get me every time

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390738 >>1390715 I dont know man this scene have the most >feels but the other one is pure HNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390742 to me braeburn seems like the lease gay horse on the show

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390743 >>1390719 Oh shit, Leth. This guy just TRIPLE DOG DARE'D YOU

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:15 No.1390744 File: 1334902558.png-(280 KB, 1820x2187, 1324250449458.png) >>1390715 That is without a doubt one of the most adorable scenes in the whole series.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390750 >>1390670 Eh, if you want. We all know what's going to happen.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390754 >>1390731 She is too busy trying taking care of her sister, you are not going to fuck this pony anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390755 >>1390719 Oh god, that would be hilarious. but maybe too much Still, TRIPLE DOG DARE'd

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390756

>>1390732
yeah, i think that's the only time i got into something super repetitive like that, which is why i compiled it in one sentence, rather than fixating on it
i mean, honestly, theres not a lot thats entirely sighting about sucking dick for five minutes, outside of the actual... you know
dick
and i can't do internal narration because that one was second person
but
i get the idea
so i will try harder next time
sorry

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390758 File: 1334902601.png-(335 KB, 519x473, Rar45453241.png) >>1390725Why are you guys trying to fuck a pone?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390759 File: 1334902609.jpg-(48 KB, 694x418, Sweetie Belle and me tell each(...).jpg) >>1390702 >viral marketer My bad, I guess I'm the only one old enough to have played the first two for hundreds of hours.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390760 File: 1334902612.png-(120 KB, 792x612, 1334458870952.png) Any good >feelfics laying around? I need them for science.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:16 No.1390762 >>1390742 that's what makes him so gay

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:17 No.1390767 >>1390725 >>1390717 >>1390705 >>1390701 I was just kidding, sheesh. Sweetie's cutest filly and I don't even feel that way about Rarity.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:17 No.1390778 >>1390744 >>1390738 it really rusteled my jimmies when people said Dash only cared about the record.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390779 File: 1334902680.png-(63 KB, 433x393, Its fucking nothing.png) >>1390759 Well if you are a D2 veteran get ready for this pay2win console port

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390785 >>1390778 i know man, the truth hurts

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390787 File: 1334902719.gif-(305 KB, 320x237, 1330889387176.gif) >>1390779 >console port FINALLY I CAN PLAY DIABLO ON MY 360

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390788 File: 1334902729.jpg-(144 KB, 400x577, 1332660292607.jpg) >>1390778 Shit man she was all about Fluttershy feelings.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390789 >>1390760 One does not simply find >feels anon. One must find them in the wild.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:18 No.1390790 >>1390778 its like they didnt watch the episode all the way through

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:19 No.1390793

>>1390725
>You'll never finish reading a story to Sweetie Belle, turning out the light and giving her a kiss on the head before leaving the room, only to find Rarity in the hallway gently touching herself
>She'll never jump in surprise before confessing that she thinks your reading voice is incredibly sensual, before dragging you to her room and commanding you to rail her against a wall while quoting an innocent child's tale

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:19 No.1390794 File: 1334902752.gif-(270 KB, 267x198, 1329029220279.gif) >>1390785

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:19 No.1390795 File: 1334902752.png-(161 KB, 1450x750, pinkie takes a shit in a cupca(...).png) >>1390669 i hnnnghd out loud when pinkie gave cake to the sad mailpony

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:19 No.1390797 File: 1334902758.jpg-(84 KB, 894x894, 1333266233039.jpg) >>1390758 It's their own fault. She seduced me, the whore. Always... walking around. And... doing her daily tasks. Whore! She was asking for it!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:19 No.1390805 >>1390794 hoo fuck that's a lot of rustling

>>	Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq 04/20/12(Fri)02:20 No.1390806 >>1390760 What is thy desire?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:20 No.1390809 >>1390778 >>1390790 That was the best part for me, she was focused on the record and helping her yellow waifu.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:20 No.1390810 File: 1334902825.gif-(658 KB, 567x405, 1329529995616.gif) >>1390767 sweetie is indeed cutest filly

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:20 No.1390814 >>1390793 That would be... Strange. I thought you were going to go for a feel where Rarity was standing outside the door listening all along, and she's got tears in her eyes because she knows what a good dude you are and that you really care about Sweetie.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390819 >>1390500 Rarity. We'd laugh at how plebeian it is.

>>	Pacce of the Many Mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390820 File: 1334902869.png-(79 KB, 735x523, 1314484485575.png) >>1390603 I WAS SLEEPING!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390821 >>1390787 >This image was made before Wingers. TIME WIZARDS!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390825 File: 1334902887.png-(165 KB, 390x475, 1323585956805.png) >>1390789 But the winds of MLPG are growing stale and stagnate.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390826 File: 1334902893.jpg-(124 KB, 960x652, 531180_3802955839421_144311768(...).jpg) >>1390778 Dash is a selfish whore dealwithit

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:21 No.1390830 File: 1334902901.png-(184 KB, 570x304, 1318771638113.png) You made my darling Sweetie Belle cry? Well too bad mister! You're not getting this piece of flank tonight! You can sleep in living room There's some hotdogs in the sink if you get hungry

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390832 >>1390810 I love her little hops. She's like Pinkie Jr. She even sings.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390836 >>1390830 Nigga she would kick you ass out of her house.

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390840 >>1390797 >woman does nothing >whore Reminds me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmn9iH6bHJc

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390842 >>1390719 If other people want me to, sure.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390843 File: 1334902953.png-(116 KB, 341x369, 1325956344001.png) >>1390779 I'm already aware of that. Don't think I'll buy it unless it's on sale, due to not having any money, still pumped up about trying it for the first time, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:22 No.1390851 File: 1334902976.png-(414 KB, 654x566, Scoots45656.png) >>1390810 >That feel when Scootaloo will never get a chance to prove her adorableness.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:23 No.1390856 >>1390814 Well that's what happened the first time you were allowed to read to Sweetie, you see, but over time Rarity grew attuned to your voice, her feelings of your caring quickly shifting to lust before finally being unable to contain herself

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:23 No.1390858 >>1390830 FUCK IT, I'M GOING TO SUGARCUBE CORNER.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:23 No.1390860 >>1390843 Its very bad in my opinion is not like diablo 2 at all.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:23 No.1390863 >>1390840 >She won't love me >Better burn down Paris I like his plan.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390868

>>1390810
YOU KNOW THIS SCENE REALLY PISSES ME OFF
WHEN JUMPS INTO THE 3RD BUCKET BARREL THINGY, HER TAIL GOES BEHIND THE OTHER BARREL, BUT SHE'S PLACED IN FRONT OF IT
IT'S VERY UNSETTLING FLASH MISTAKES

AND THAT SCENE IN MTBPW WHEN DASH ZOOMS AROUND THE ANIMALS BEFORE THE COMPETITION STARTS AND SHE'S INFRONT OF ONE WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE BEHIND ONE

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390870 >>1390830 Flick her horn to keep her from doing magic then overpower and rape her. She's just a little pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390871 >>1390851 That's because Scootaloo spends 60% of her time complaining about stuff. >>1390860 Ah, too bad. Oh well, it's not like I'd have done anything productive this weekend anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390873 File: 1334903061.gif-(971 KB, 544x405, Scootaloo 46.gif) >>1390851 she'll get it, eventually

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390874 >>1390863 Like it? It is perfect

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390877 >>1390858 >You visit sugarcube corner >Panka is babysitting the twins >You make them cry BAD ENDING

RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390881

>>1390825
>One day a pony decided they were going to have an adventure or some shit.
>They then had an accident and fell.
>They booped their nose on the hard ground and broke their neck.
>Nobody found the body until winter wrap up.
>They left behind a wife and three young fillies.
>They were all sold off into slavery to pay for his crushing debt for his house, the costs of retrieving his body and his burial.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390882 File: 1334903091.png-(391 KB, 1192x907, pinkie eating cake.png) where do you go for fapfics? i am looking for futa rarity or pinkie stories.

>>	LD 04/20/12(Fri)02:24 No.1390884 >>1390700 I guess Darf left.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:25 No.1390886 >>1390842 Man, I'm not sure you know what you're getting yourself into. But I can't say I'm not going to enjoy this. Who knows, maybe you can find a nice path? One might exist.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:25 No.1390890

>>1390858
>got to Sugarcube Corner expecting Pinkie Pie to put out because she's the town slut
>She let's you in, things get heavy.
>She starts sucking your dick.
>You get close.
>She stops.
>By the time you got there, Rarity had already called Pinkie and told her what happened.
>Pinkie blueballs you the whole night as punishment

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:25 No.1390892 File: 1334903120.png-(56 KB, 479x360, 123425665876.png) >>1390759 >thinking D3 is going to be at all like D1 or D2 Enjoy your WoW 0.2

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:25 No.1390894 File: 1334903137.png-(296 KB, 495x482, Scoots45475.png) >>1390873 Like it even matters though. To me, she is already best filly.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390898 >>1390892 Dude wow is way better than d3 and wow is shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390901 File: 1334903185.png-(56 KB, 755x682, 1334127857259.png) >filly butts

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390902 >>1390870 >Constantly flicking her horn while you rape her >and struggle against her flailing legs I see some difficulties here.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390903 >>1390877 ...... SWEET APPLE ACRES? AND I'M NOT GOING TO INTERACT WITH APPLEBLOOM AT ALL.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390904

>>1390884
sorry, i'm still here, i just didn't see your reply
hold on i will try to find one

>>1390882
clopsort, has pretty much everything worth reading
but i dunno abou tfuta rarity
cosmo did a good futa pinkie though
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4779/Hot-Pink

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390905 >>1390890 >Pinkie >Slut I hope someone rape you.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390908 >>1390881 This isn't a good >feel. You should feel bad for making this.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:26 No.1390910 >>1390892 >>1390898 >Boware viral marketers out of the woodwork.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:27 No.1390914 >>1390886 I'm sensing there will be times where I really don't want to pick any of the options...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:27 No.1390918 >>1390903 >Applejack apple sense told her you are bad with kids and she buck you BAD ENDING

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:27 No.1390919 >>1390905 hnnnng thanks

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:27 No.1390921 >>1390908 >You should feel bad for making this. >LaughingHorses.png

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:27 No.1390922 File: 1334903255.png-(1.37 MB, 3734x4811, Anon x Pinkie date #3_Spa.png) >>1390825 Oh fine take these. fluttershy camping: http://pastebin.com/420pZm9A drunkershy http://pastebin.com/sBKNqZBi

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390927 >>1390910 >Implying im not playing wow right now >Implying is not shit Is waaaay better than tor anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390928 >>1390842 Go for it, I have nothing else to do and I'm looking for laughs.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390936 File: 1334903305.jpg-(241 KB, 1240x2229, Feel 16.jpg) >>1390922 this may also be to your liking

A.J. - Write Mode !rinxooACj. 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390939

Well, Ch. 3 of Augmentation Equestria looks like it'll be a poor one. Probably just burn through the rest of it quick and move on to something else. Forcing my way through it doesn't seem right, but that's the only way this'll get done it seems.

I've been on hiatus too long again.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390940 >latest TAW fic >dat ending "Hey. Get up, Kid." "Come on now, that ain't funny."

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390941 >>1390914 There are dead ends, but if you reach one before not too long, I hope you would go back and explore other options. Seriously, it's pretty disgusting. I've been thinking about you doing a "reaction" thing to it for a while.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390942 File: 1334903323.gif-(Spoiler Image, 259 KB, 250x188, flim flam CMC gangbang.gif) >Ctrl+F "viral" >4 hits Please go the fuck back to /v/.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390944 I just watched an episode and you did not

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:28 No.1390945 >>1390881 >They were all sold off into slavery to pay for his crushing debt for his house, the costs of retrieving his body and his burial. Pony Recettear would be badass.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390952 File: 1334903346.jpg-(7 KB, 180x64, Sawed-Off-Shotgun.jpg) >>1390903 >Its night time and really dark at the farm. >AJ comes out with a shotgun and buck shot you when she heard noises outside. >She though you were and intruder. BAD END

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390959 File: 1334903363.jpg-(572 KB, 1680x1050, TERA_ScreenShot_20120420_00432(...).jpg) Guys I asked for a Pone and got this. What do?

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390961
File: 1334903372.png-(81 KB, 487x407, 1310819560835.png)

>you feel really bad for making Sweetie Belle cry that night
>you spend the rest week making it up to her, spending time with her, reading her stories, helping her with her homework
>you even take her to a convention
>and then, on the last night when you tuck her into bed and kiss her on the cheek, a tear comes to your eye and you say "I'm sorry Sweetie"
>She looks up at you and smiles and tells you that everything is all right now, you've proven that you're not a big meanie.
>she then gives you this expression, and says "Now you can have sex with my big sister"

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390962 >>1390918 FLUTTERSHY. SHE'S TOO TIMID TO SAY NO. FUCK PUTTING YOUR HOOF DOWN. LESSONS NEVER STICK WITH HER.

>>	SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390965 >>1390959 Pet till it purrs.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390966

>>1390814
>you will never be Rarity's boyfriend who has stayed at her house too late into the night
>while Rarity makes you tea, you will never be asked by Sweetiebelle to read her a bedtime story
>you will never tuck her in to bed as she asks you to read her favorite book to her
>as her quiet little snores indicate her sleeping, you will never smile as you close the book and turn out the light, silently leaving the room
>you will never see Rarity there in the hall, finding that she'd been listening the whole time
>she will never tell you with tears in her eyes, how great a person you are caring for Sweetie
>she will never have gentle loving sex with you for the first time

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390967 >>1390927 I don't think tor could hope to be any worse then it is. Talk about starting on rock bottom.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:29 No.1390968 >>1390939 >Augmentation Equestria does this involve Rarity with robotic parts?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:30 No.1390973 >>1390840 >we are never going to have a villain song in MLP

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:30 No.1390975 >>1390922 Read the first one, but the second one interests me. Thank you kindly good anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:30 No.1390979 >>1390942 >Ctrl+F-ing viral /v/ pls go.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:30 No.1390980 >>1390884 here, give this one a shot it won a contest on fimficiton and it was pretty cute when i read it http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11806/Melting-Away

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:30 No.1390984 >>1390962 >You visit Fluttershy cottage >Is empty What to do anon?

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390988
File: 1334903463.jpg-(58 KB, 726x584, 1334820317898.jpg)

>>1390945
>pony recettear
>you play as Rarity and you sell pretty dresses
>the dungeons are about you going out to find new jewels, spike is the dumb adventurer guy (can't remember his name) that helps you

You heard me right, MLPG. I want to play a game where I sell pretty dresses to other ponae.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390989 File: 1334903468.gif-(137 KB, 266x177, Intro[2].gif) >Twilight will never face my Aegis Reflector Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390990 >>1390961 bump fist/hoof and go try to fuck her sister, natch.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390991 >>1390961 Toussle her hair and say, "Thanks kid."

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390993
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>>1390904
>have boner and i am ready to blow my load to futa horsesex
>but first i have to read through 90 pages of backstory

fuck it i will just go look at zerba mating videos on youtube.

A.J. - Write Mode !rinxooACj. 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390995

>>1390968

I hadn't planned on her coming in until later. At the moment I'm introducing the antagonist. I'll most likely finish up the explanation of how things came to be in the next chapter and then in the chapter after that visit Rarity.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390998 File: 1334903509.png-(138 KB, 299x292, TS389998.png) >>1390973 >Implying that Twilight wasn't the villain all along.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:31 No.1390999 >>1390989 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFx8uY6GwY

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391002 >>1390922 Oh hey, I was just about to go through the archive to find the drunk fluttershy one, since I'm the one who requested it but went to bed before it could come

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391003 >>1390973 >Voltaire will never sing the villain song that will never exist in MLP. >He will never voice the villain. >He will never be a zebra with a mask that looks like the skull he has on his album art.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391004 File: 1334903531.gif-(1.11 MB, 640x480, Rarity 84.gif) >>1390966 hnnnng gentle-loving rarity is best rarity. these days it seems like everyone just wants her to be a seductress.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391005 >>1390988 >spike is the dumb adventurer guy Appropriate, since neither Louis nor Spike get fed regularly. I would play the shit out of that game.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391006 File: 1334903535.gif-(206 KB, 342x301, 1329628751340.gif) >>1390961 realize that was her plan all along and be glad she didnt poison me

>>	Goretastic 04/20/12(Fri)02:32 No.1391013 >>1390988 Sounds fun as fuck. Capitalism ho!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:33 No.1391014 >>1390993 SB that is disgusting, pls go.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:33 No.1391018 >>1391004 In for a penny, in for a pound, I say. What's the point in having vanilla-sex pony fapfiction, anyways? But whatever floats your boat, y'know?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:33 No.1391020 >>1390984 I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO RUN ALL OVER TOWN. I NEED SEXUAL RELEASE. I CAN'T GET UP TO DASH'S CLOUD HOUSE. MAY AS WELL HEAD TO THE LIBRARY.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:33 No.1391021 >>1390993 >ask for fapfic >ehhh I don't feel like reading it HURP

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:33 No.1391023 >>1391004 I hate all the sex driven bullshit that seems to be everywhere these days. Can't it just stay nonsexual for once.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:34 No.1391027 >>1391004 The idea of Rarity falling for a more rough around the edges person, much to her own surprise, is something I find attractive for some reason.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:34 No.1391031 >>1391020 >You go to the library >you knock the door like a crazy man >Spike open the door What now anon?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:34 No.1391033 >>1391018 >What's the point in having vanilla-sex pony fapfiction, anyways? because sometimes I'm looking for a sense of intimacy, not carnal pleasure

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:34 No.1391038 >>1391018 If you set it up just right, vanilla sex can be the most satisfying and adorable.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:34 No.1391042 >>1391031 ASK WHERE BOOK HORSE IS

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:35 No.1391043 >>1391031 Seduce him.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:35 No.1391047 >>1391027 Rarijack?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:35 No.1391054 >>1391031 HEY DRAGON IS YOUR OWNER HOME? AND IS SHE SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391059 >>1391002 Be sure to say what you think of it Otherwise he may decide not to do similar stories since they are apparently not successful

>>	LD 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391060 >>1390980 Alright, reading away.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391061 >>1391042 >>1391054 >You demand a audience with Twi >He say fuck off she is sleeping What now¡?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391065 My image counter say 269, did that furry inflation spammer really post that much?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391068 >>1391027 >Elegant girl falls for the bad-boy/girl. yawn.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391070 >>1391031 >RETRIEVE ARMS FROM DRAWER!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391071 >>1391065 Mhm/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:36 No.1391074 >>1391061 EXCELLENT SPIKE, DO ME A FAVOR AND GO GET SOME APPLES FROM APPLEJACK

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:37 No.1391076 >>1390975 What did you think of the first one? Cute enough?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:37 No.1391080 >>1391061 WELL I DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED BY AN OVERPOWERED UNICORN. FIND DERPY. SHE'S A RETARD, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO HER.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:37 No.1391081 >>1391033 >because sometimes I'm looking for a sense of intimacy, not carnal pleasure Believe it or not, this was a possibility that had not crossed my mind. I need to reflect on this.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:37 No.1391088 >>1391065 aw man, I miss all the fun stuff

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:38 No.1391092

>>1391068
I don't mean one straight out "bad", like a punk rocker or some shit. But a person she finds pleasant to be around who doesn't measure up to the standards of higher society.

Just more of a down to earth person I guess. I am aware this sounds no better, but it makes me feel at least a little so it's nice.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:38 No.1391096 >>1391068 I would find it more hilarious is he just brushed her off like she was nothing but a nuisance.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:38 No.1391097 >>1391074 >Spike shut the door on your face and go back to bed >>1391080 >You run to Derpys house >Kick the door >Try to mount her >She hit your head with her massive ass You dead anon game over.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:38 No.1391101 >>1391088 It wasn't very interesting or hot. Just inflatable furry stuff.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391103 >that feel when you dont think you are good enough for your waifu

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391105 >>1391092 NIgga thats rarijack.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391108 >>1391092 like Big Macintosh?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391111 >>1391103 That's a dangerous feel.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391113 >>1391080 DERPY FOUND YOU FIRST. HER DEPLEATED URANIUM ASS CRUSHED THE ATOM THAT WAS YOUR BRAIN AND NOW PONYVILLE IS AN IRRADIATED CRATER.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391114 >>1391097 You ignored my plan to seduce Spike.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:39 No.1391115 >>1391097 AT LEAST I DIED WITH A FACEFULL OF DERPY ASS. I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER ENDING.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:40 No.1391117 NEW HORSE >>1391112 >>1391112 >>1391112 >>1391112 >>1391112

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:40 No.1391120 >>1390922 You wouldn't happen to have anymore stories would you?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:40 No.1391121 >>1391103 As long as you really love her, she'll love you back.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:40 No.1391123 >>1391101 Was it at least pony related?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:40 No.1391128 >>1391111 I know. >>1391121 But she deserves better

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:41 No.1391130 >>1391123 There was one picture of inflata-wolfs popping inflata-ponies. That was it, I think.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:41 No.1391133 >>1391114 Sorry >You try to make a move on Spike >He dont understand what the fuck is going on >He shut the door on your face Try with a rarity wig the next time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:41 No.1391135 >>1391123 barely. Just the same image over and over

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:41 No.1391138 >>1391076 Not him, but I loved it. There's never enough Pinkie feels.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:42 No.1391159 File: 1334904154.jpg-(55 KB, 838x497, Small but Springy.jpg) >>1389195 Aww mines even smaller...and...springy... >Welp I don't care what anyone says, mines adorable lol l>>1389230 Lol I picked the best name AMIRIGHT!? >ShadowWombat10565

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:42 No.1391165 >>1391103 >that feel when you're too realistic to imagine that she wouldn't friendzone you the moment you came forth about your feelings, or remain blissfully oblivious to them and subsequently find a boyfriend I can't even catch a break in my fantasies.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:42 No.1391167 If anyone's still here for the thing, link me please. I'm curious and a little worried.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:43 No.1391170 LETH. http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1788720-My-Little-Fetish-Friendship-is-Kinky/map/1 I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:43 No.1391175 >>1391138 never enough pinkie feels? there's like a million of them

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:43 No.1391187 >>1391175 Never enough.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:44 No.1391202 >>1391133 How about Zecora?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:45 No.1391214 >>1391167 Right here: >>1391170 It gets very fucking gross, but I will understand if you try to make "safe" choices. You may need to take a shower afterwards.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:45 No.1391215 >>1391170 He'll just run into dead ends.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:45 No.1391217 >>1391170 Starting to read now, then.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:45 No.1391218 >>1391159 >lol >Lol >AMIRIGHT!? getaloadofTHIShornsesasses

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:46 No.1391228

>>1391167
http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1788720-My-Little-Fetish-Friendship-is-Kinky/map/1
That should be it. Not one of the Anons asking you to do it, but I'll probably pay attention out of curiousity if you do it. Do you just post your response in the thread as you go through it or something?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:47 No.1391245

>>1391228
Usually if I have some reaction I just greentext it then respond. For this I'll make sure to post choices too.

>A modest yawn escapes your delicately pouting lips, and you stretch, first your rear, then your front.
Why am I pouting while sleeping? I don't think that's possible.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:48 No.1391266 >>1391245 BECAUSE IT'S KAWAII :3

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:49 No.1391282

>Occasionally it would bounce too high, and reveal your puffy pink labia to onlookers, and sometimes even your tightly puckered tailhole. Not that you minded, of course.

Right into it, so quickly... Also orange and purple? Am I like a earth pony scootaloo?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:50 No.1391289 >>1391282 >Leth writing fapfics capped

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:50 No.1391297 >>1391289 Its like the third time.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:50 No.1391299 >>1388054 >writing Nah, he's just reading them.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:50 No.1391301 >>1391289 >Writing Reading, silly.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:51 No.1391317 >>1391289 He's not writing a fapfic. He's doing a readthrough of a disgusting, terrifying fapfic. As he has done before.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:51 No.1391324

>>1391289
Reading, Anon. Reading.

>But as you walked down the gentle slopping knoll that lead to town, you couldn't help but get a certain something stuck in your head. You found yourself feeling...
I guess I'm a little
1. Hungry?

Wait. No. I really am not a fan of vore. Uhh, uhh, crap.

We'll go with

5. Lonely?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:52 No.1391336 >>1391324 I'd say go with bloated, but let's run with hungry.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:52 No.1391343 >>1391324 Aww man, you picked the path that has the most terrible writing, if I remember.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:53 No.1391362

>You head into the town park, and see a few Ponies at play. Maybe you could get one of their attentions? There seemed to be six, no seven of them. Eight if you counted a small dragon. Six mares and a larger red Stallion. Surely one of them would be interested in you.

>Or perhaps you shouldn't bother, there seems to be a large crowd headed toward the town square, perhaps it'd be best to follow them? Maybe there's a party or something going on.

Well sure. I'm not so good at counting, but hey, let's go
2. Follow the group headed toward the town square?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:54 No.1391370 >>1391336 Bloated leads to fart fetish.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:55 No.1391387 >>1391362 Sounds good. >>1391370 Not if you go to see the nurse.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:55 No.1391397

>among them, you could see a green unicorn accompanied by a white earth pony who seemed to practically hang off of her, a rather ditzy-looking pegasus with perpetually crossed eyes, a youthful orange colt wearing his mane in a mullet...
Right right, callouts to fanon characters, standard fare it seems... but I don't recognize the last one. Guess that's someone to fuck later...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:57 No.1391421 >>1391397 Caramel probably. Maybe Braeburn? I don't think there are actual OC's other than the self insert in it.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:57 No.1391426

>"Ah-heh...good to hear!" replied your impromptu contact, blushing a bit. "Er, listen, I was just heading out to the square to see what the big attraction was, and...do you wanna maybe go with me? Forgive me for saying so, since we just met and all, but there's just something I...rather like about you, that I can't quite put my hoof on..."

There's forward, then there's whatever this guy (I guess "Dr Whoof) is. British too.

Sigh.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)02:59 No.1391454 >"Open wide pig, time for din-dins!" oh god my sides

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)02:59 No.1391460

>Soon enough, the two of you are happily trotting off to your destination, with your new friend trailing just behind you...somehow, the possibility of him staring doesn't bother you at all.

>Within a few minutes' time, you arrive to find...
2. A large, ornate stage, upon which a fancily-dressed unicorn magician stands.

Not devolving as fast as I'd figure so far.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:00 No.1391476

>
You turn your eyes back to the stage, and see that smoke has begun pouring in from the sides. The unicorn raises her hooves up, and flashes of light spark across the smoke. Music explodes out from behind her, a triumphant tune, and the moment she stomps her hooves down, fireworks fly out from behind her into the sky.

>You have to admit it's pretty cool.
No I don't. Fuck you narrator.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:00 No.1391477 >>1391460 Your weaving your way through the other stuff pretty well, actually.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:01 No.1391488 >>1391460 You're picking relatively safe choices.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:01 No.1391489 >>1391476 >implying plebeian earth ponies aren't amazed by even the smallest of magic tricks

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:01 No.1391490 >>1391476 welcome to second person narration it's what we do when we aren't good enough for real writing

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:02 No.1391506

>"So, what do you think of the show?" He asks

>"Oh, it's nice, and that Blue Unicorn," You say, "She's...
I don't like Trixie.
2. alright, but you're much nicer to look at." *

>* indicates the next chapter is blank and needs to be created.
Fuck you meta narrator.

Fine.
1. ... she's pretty."

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:06 No.1391529 >>1391506 Oh, fuck, NOW things are going to get "good".

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:08 No.1391548

>He sighs, and shakes his head, but you're too far gone to notice him. This Magician, she is beyond incredible. The way she holds herself, he triumphant voice that seeps into every crack in your soul, she's perfect. Her name echoes through your heart as she shouts of her triumph over the Ursa Major.

>Trixie

Shut up, Seth.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:08 No.1391555 >>1391506 >these paths Oh boy.

>4chan being in charge of working Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:10 No.1391582

>You turn to your new colt friend, "Do you think she'd like me? I mean, I wanted to ask her if she'd.."

>You blush, unable to complete your thought. His jaw actually drops at the suggestion, "You're joking. You know what? I hope you have a real great time with her. Maybe she'll take her magic wand and jam it up your..."

I'm almost more of a bitch than she is.

Perfect!

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:12 No.1391609

>
"Why wouldn't you be? Are you Trixie's number one fan? Being number one comes with some benefits, you know?" She gives you a wry smile, and licks her lips. Oh my gosh when's totally into you, this is the greatest day of your life. Although, you're no psychic, so you have no idea what she's planning on doing with you.

>"Yes, I'm your number one fan!" you blurt out. Oh dear, it would seem your fate is sealed. Now you're going to find out exactly what she's going to do to you...

It seems the writing style completely and totally changed just now. Or is that just me?

Anyway...

1. She's smitten with you!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:13 No.1391614 >>1391582 Is it not working?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:13 No.1391619 >>1391609 It might have, its written by collaboration.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:13 No.1391622 >>1391609 nothing about this story seems very consistent.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:14 No.1391627 >>1391609 I believe it's a collaborative project with different parts written by different people. Most of it is by the one author, though.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:14 No.1391630

>>1391614
It wouldn't let me post for around 5 minutes.

>Trixie says "Well, Trixie ALWAYS has time for Trixie's fans" Then she gestured with her hoof towards the door of her caravan. Dazed, you follow her in.
>"So what`ll Trixie do with you, I wonder"She said. She thought for a moment, and then...

Well then, let's see what the opt-
>2. pushes you onto the bed and puts a diaper on you
Nope.
1. throws you to the ground

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:15 No.1391636 >Members who added to this interactive story also contributed to these: >"Megaman Female Fart Torture" >"Disney fart torture" >"Furries take over the world" >"Furry farts" Seeing a pattern here.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:15 No.1391639 >>1391630 >option two oh god my sides

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:15 No.1391644 >>1391630 You know the funny part here is it's one of those 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' kinda deals

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:15 No.1391646 >>1391630 whats wrong leth dont like living adventurously?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:16 No.1391652

>Trixie, the great and powerful quickly moves forward her face centimeters from yours. You blush as you feel the hot air from her nostrils and look deep into her Magenta eyes.
Colors aren't capitalized, silly.

>>1391646
maybe I'll let you guys vote for the next runthrough if this one is short enough

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:17 No.1391663 >>1391652 That'll depends on your next choice.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:18 No.1391673 >"The number one fan get's >get's Oh come on!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:19 No.1391695 What the fuck is with the "angry" path and growing dicks? Is it too much to ask to not have futa fucking everywhere?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:20 No.1391700

>You are putty in her hooves and haven't the willpower to resist. Pulling her head back to look at you again you can't help but nod bashfully wanting whatever Trixie wanted to happen.
Why don't I get a choice for this one?

This is a fairly important question!

>"Now Trixie will show you some real magic" You watch as Trixie...

>1. Moves down to your back hooves. *
Fuck you asterisk.
Fine.
2. Uses her magic to change herself.
I'm slightly worried.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:21 No.1391711 >>1391695 Would you prefer getting farted to death by the CMC? Or sharing a giant diaper with Pinkie?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:21 No.1391723 >>1391711 A little rape is all I ask. I'm straight-forward in my sick-fuckery

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:21 No.1391725

>>1391700
As well you should be.

As previously stated, writing.com shit is all collaborative. Anyone can just grab an unfinished path and work on it. As such a lot of people will just write one long chain, and leave a shitload of options to fill in because they're lazy, and they never get finished.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:22 No.1391734 >>1391711 Pinkie

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:22 No.1391743 How does this thing have 4.5 stars, anyway?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:22 No.1391747

>Hanging between her back legs is a monstrous cock, thick as your foreleg and blue just like her coat. Behind it are two proportionately large testicles in a low hanging scrotum. You can't help but stare at the one-eyed snake, easily a foot and a half long, flaccid. You're practically drooling, Trixie sees this and chuckles.

Well, it could be worse.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:23 No.1391755 >>1391723 Then this is absolutely not the story for you.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:23 No.1391756 >You obey her unquestioningly, and rub her musky, slightly sweaty cock all over your face. SHE JUST GOT IT IT'S APPROXIMATELY 20 SECOND OLD IT CAN'T BE MUSKY

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:23 No.1391757 >>1391747 >only practically doing if you're gonna lust after her giant futa rod, you could at least go all the way in to it i mean come on how many more of these need to be written? i could kill an evening

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:24 No.1391771 >>1391756 >implying she didn't cast a musk-'ems spell

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:24 No.1391772 >>1391756 MAGICAL PENIS MUSK!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:25 No.1391778 >>1391747 Oh_A_Giant_Cock_Well_That_Seems_Reasonable.png >>1391743 Because >Bronies, I assume.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:25 No.1391782 >>1391756 INSTANT MUSK®! COMES IN A CAN! NEW FROM HORMEL©!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:25 No.1391783 >>1391757 Read through and find ones that take your fancy.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:25 No.1391785 >>1391771 Wonder if that one would be good for wizard duels >>1391757 A whole fucking lot. This thing is a broken spiderweb of horrors and abrupt halts

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:26 No.1391792

>"Ahhh, so I see you have met sweetness. Lets play a little game. There is one bullet in this revolver, not sure where. Anyways, I like to change things up a but, so here how its going to run. As I ejaculate in your precious little asshole, I'm going to pull this trigger. If it fires, you die. Otherwise you get to live. Deal? I thought so."
Wow. Interesting.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:26 No.1391802 >>1391792 oh man i like where this is going how does pony fire gun?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:27 No.1391808 >>1391792 That one just goes on and on. I felt dirty after reading through it.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:27 No.1391813

>The slightly sour, sweaty scent of them makes your mouth water. You wrap your lips around one of the apple-sized nuts, and suck it into your mouth, expertly rolling it with your tongue and coating every inch in your slobber. You let it out with a wet pop, and then start on the next.

I'd ask why anyone would like the word 'slobber' in their sexy time stories, but I know there's worse.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:28 No.1391823 >>1391813 slobbering is hot because it's all depraved, and saliva getting everywhere is pretty sexy but 'apple-sized nuts' that kind of killed it for me

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:28 No.1391829 >>1391802 There were a few points in that particular line when I asked, "wait, do I have hands now?" That's it, though. If the gun fires, fluttershy dies and game over. If it doesn't, angel stabs you in the back and you die -- game over

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:28 No.1391830 >>1391813 You say that like the current 'author' is putting any thought into what he's writing.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:29 No.1391836 >>1391823 I agree, I like "slobber". It >implies abandon.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:29 No.1391839 >You slip the other testicle out of your mouth, and wrap your legs around the member, which is so long that it spans your entire belly. Internal damage incoming.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:30 No.1391850 BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES MAN THE POOP DECK (so to speak)

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:30 No.1391856 >>1391839 Wait... Didn't it only say it was a foot and a half long? So we're only Two and a half feet long?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:31 No.1391863 >>1391856 Seems about right for a little pony.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:31 No.1391865 >>1391856 well it is my little pony seriously though there's not really anything sexy about a dick that big and this coming from a guy who likes dicks a good deal

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:31 No.1391866 >>1391839 A guy in my home state of Washington died from internal hemorrhaging because he got fucked in the ass by a horse. I guess, up until then, bestiality was legal here.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:32 No.1391871 >"I hope you're ready, my number one fan, because the Great and Powerful Trixie is going to show you what her Thick and Rock-Solid Schlong can do." I don't even write, and I know I can write better than this...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:32 No.1391873 >>1391856 I like little ponies.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:32 No.1391881 >>1391865 Well sure, what can you even do with something like that? Won't fit anywhere comfortably.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:33 No.1391890 >>1391871 Could be worse. Rape-line's author is in love with action-movie-style one-liners. >Now THAT'S what I call lubrication!

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:33 No.1391893

>>1391881
it would be fun if you like, i dunno... rubbed yourself all over it
and then when it came you were totally covered
but it's not practical
and frankly its too unbelievable to be that arousing
i prefer my boners to be grounded in reality
most of the time, anyway

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:33 No.1391896

>She smirks, "What a good little pet, you've earned all of Trixie's love."

>She leans down once more, another sloppy kiss passes between you two, she rears back, aiming her cock at your hips, and shouts...

Hmm.
1. "You're going to bear Trixie's foals!"(Vaginal)
Impregnation maybe?

We'll see I guess...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:33 No.1391900 >>1391866 >Mr. Hands

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:34 No.1391905 >>1391871 Write a clopfic if you think you're so great.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:34 No.1391914 >>1391890 Oh god that one is so bad. Its sad that the path where you torture and kill fluttershy, including shoving Angel up her ass is the best written/

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:34 No.1391917 >>1391865 >>1391893 >>1391881 Casuals.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:34 No.1391921 >>1391905 hahahahahaha oh god i imagined it and i died thank you anon

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:35 No.1391938 >Title >You've got spunk, kid. (Trixie's spunk, that is) Yeesh. >>1391905 MAYBE I WILL Unfortunately I don't think I could possibly make it right if I don't find the premise sexy myself. I imagine it would just be... awkward.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:35 No.1391939 Ooh, he missed the easy out. Shame. >>1391893 Suppose so. There's something to be said for a load that big, but if some orifice isn't getting filled, I'm a bit disappointed.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:36 No.1391946 >>1391938 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GIVE IN i keep toying with the idea of a loving twilight study session that eventually turns sexy, on your behalf... but yeah. probably a bad idea

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:37 No.1391962

>"Say my name!" She shouts at the top of her lungs, not caring who she wakes up tonight.

>You can hardly feel your legs, your face is bright red and dripping with sweat, but you scream, matching her volume, "Trixie!"

With that... thing, inside, that pony wouldn't even have anything left in her lungs to shout.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:38 No.1391968

>>1391938
>Leth triest to write a clopfic
>The mane cast are all having a bitchin' party
>Alcohol flowing
>Protagonist becomes uncomfortable
>Twilight isn't really interested in any of that shit either
>Leave together, head to the Library
>Stay up reading and talking
>Gets late, Twilight goes to bed
>Protagonist goes to sleep alone on the couch

Accurate?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:39 No.1391989 as a person with a futa fetish this story offends me.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:40 No.1391995 >Then again, timing the strikes to coincide with your brutal gutfucking. >gutfucking That's not a word I thought I'd see. Ever. >>1391968 And they had a lot of fun talking too!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:40 No.1391999 >>1391968 >Protagonist and Twilight finish themselves off in separate bathrooms >Spike cries himself to sleep because it looks like you aren't going to be his new dad after all

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:40 No.1392001 >>1391989 As a person with more fetishes than hairs, this entirety of the thing offends me.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:40 No.1392002 >>1391900 Yes, that's the fellow.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:41 No.1392011 >>1392001 I don't know, I thin the transformation and ovipostion branch offer some neat things.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:41 No.1392018 >>1391999 >Finish themselves off That implies anything started in the first place.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:41 No.1392019 >>1391995 You'd never seen the word gutfucking before? Huh, I thought it was sort of well known.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:42 No.1392021 >>1391914 wat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:42 No.1392022 >>1392001 As a consciousness that has transcended physical form and become a being of pure masturbation, this arouses me only slightly.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:42 No.1392027 >>1391999 >Spike cries himself to sleep because it looks like you aren't going to be his new dad after all wat

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:42 No.1392034 >You climax, and Trixie follows suit. This has happened twice now in these stories. This happens rare enough to be considered legend. Only once for me. Can't say it wasn't awesome though.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:43 No.1392037 >>1392011 Well sure, and I'm quite partial to that bridle branch with Rarity at the boutique, but good bits are far and few between, and they're never terribly well written from a technical standpoint.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:43 No.1392041 >>1392027 Spike has gone his entire life without a father figure.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:43 No.1392046 >>1392027 Spike needs a father figure. I thought that was the lesson of all of his episodes?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:43 No.1392050 >>1392034 wow, really? it was a pretty frequent thing for me tell us more about your sex life leth also that is the worst fucking way to end "you cum. she cums. it was great" like, fuck, dude learn how to evoke physical response or something

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:43 No.1392053 >>1392034 Simultaneous orgasm? It's pretty common in fapfics.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:44 No.1392066 >>1392034 You are programmed for maximum efficiency, Leth.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:45 No.1392084 >Your womb is filled and overflows onto your legs. There's a lot of room inside that deep, I don't even

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:46 No.1392092 >>1392046 Especially that last one. If he had a father figure I can guarantee that episode would have been different.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:46 No.1392101 >>1392084 MAGIC

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:46 No.1392105 >wracked with the feeling of her epic orgasm. This guy must be like 14. Epic just.. isn't a word to be used anymore like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:46 No.1392109 >>1392046 >Big Mac could easily fill the older brother/father figure role >there will never be an episode where they hang out

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:47 No.1392113 >>1392084 Just be thankful it's not coming out of your ears.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:48 No.1392128 >>1392113 >Sauce Boss

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:48 No.1392129

>Before you too drift off, you feel a couple heavy kisses on the back of your neck, and you watch Trixie wrap her hooves around you.

>2. Magical Spooge is sterile! The next morning... *
I'm beginning to hate you asterisk.
This is less and less of 'choose your own' going down this path.

1. Trixie got you preggers! A few months later...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:49 No.1392141 >>1392129 wait, you're a female horse? oh man i was NOT paying close attention

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:49 No.1392145 >>1392129 Yes, and depending on how you choose when you DO get the options coming up, it could go on way too fucking long for anyone's preference before you run into a dead end.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:49 No.1392146 >>1392129 >Preggers Writer confirmed for 8th grade.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:49 No.1392147 >>1392141 In this path, yeah. Sometimes you have a dick too.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:49 No.1392149 >>1392129 Remember that Twilight Tentacles screencap? If you keep going you are going to run into something based off of that.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:51 No.1392171 >>1392149 May.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:51 No.1392177 >"Wake up my little hayseed, >hayseed I'm glad Raisin isn't in this thing. She'd off herself.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:51 No.1392180 >>1392171 My bad, it's late.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:52 No.1392183 >Almost everyone is very fucking familiar with this story. I guess I'm not the only one who drinks & faps.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:52 No.1392187 >>1392177 >implying she wouldn't be rock hard

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:52 No.1392191 >>1392177 I'm still surprised you didn't take care of that for her.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:52 No.1392194 >Finally awake, you get up, stretch your legs and walk out into the sunshine. Its midday and the wagon is parked on top of a hill. You look out and see your destination in the distance. Let's see what 1. "Ponyville" is doing.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:52 No.1392198 >>1392177 >you can see a small purple filly in the backgound >she is crying and slamming her doll against the side of a building

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:53 No.1392204 >>1392187 too soon, man

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:54 No.1392223 >"I'm sure you can walk the rest of the way" Trixie smiles warmly and pecks you on the cheek. "The exercise will be good for you! And for our foals." >And for our foals. N--no? That's not...

>>	class="replytitle"> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:55 No.1392236 >>1392223 YOU WILL WALK WITH YOUR CHILDREN AND LIKE IT. IT IS VERY AROUSING! Please don't tell me that she gets off by walking around pregnant.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:55 No.1392244

>You find yourself in the front row, looking at the stage. The performance starts with a bang and you can't but grin. Oh Trixie, you think to yourself. You love all of Trixie's show, however, this one is by far the best you've seen! The crowd however.....

Well I hate it. On principle. So
2. Hates it.... uh oh.
Stop commenting on my decisions narrator.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:57 No.1392263 >you know its coming... CAPITALIZE YOUR SENTENCES JESUS PROOFREAD YOUR DAMN STORIES

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:57 No.1392264 Protip: Coming up on another potential dead end to save yourself from this horrible fic. Let's see if you've learned yet.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)03:59 No.1392293 >She ignores most of it, but begins to crack under the pressure, slowly losing her confidence, then her grin. You can only watch in horror as Trixie breaks down right in front of you, just out of reach. >horror Ha.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)03:59 No.1392298 >>1392187 Oh goddamnit.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:01 No.1392322

>The crowd, seemingly appeased, starts to disperse. You frown and look around you, you can't believe something like this could happen, the ponies here were legendary for their kindness. Its at that point you see something odd, a purple unicorn, her horn glowing, sporting a devilish grin on her face. You ponder this a moment, and remember, that must be Twilight Sparkle. you remember Trixie talking in passing about her, she stopped an ursa minor, and apparently has a great deal of magical talent.
Oh fuck you author.

Twilight's not petty enough to do something stupid like this shi--

Then again Trixie wouldn't grow a massive penis to impregnate some random harlot that strolled in either, so I'll let it slide for now.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:03 No.1392343

>that grin turning into a dark smile. Maybe you should follow her and get some answers? But Trixie could probably use your help right now....

Upon advice of Anon, and also not really wanting to read about Twilight Tentacle Rape, let's go with
2. Comfort Trixie.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:04 No.1392358 >>1392343 AHAHAHAHAH

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:04 No.1392363 >>1392343 >longer chapter >usable option below damnit People really like their Futa Trixie Waifu fics, don't they?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:05 No.1392375 >>1392343 U NO RIKE GROURIOUS TENTACRE RAPE?! DATS DING DONG BANNU

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:05 No.1392376 >>1392363 Relax, you made the 'right' choice here. It'll be over soon.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:05 No.1392384 >"Um...Great and Powerful Trixie?" You're not sure if she heard you. They're married, she can probably drop the title.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:07 No.1392409 >Trixie was sitting by her vanity, too depressed to even look at her reflection. That's not depression yet, idiot. Abloobloobloo isn't depression! Bah.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:08 No.1392416 >"It's ok, Mistress there is no need for tears." you say. Only dreams~

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:08 No.1392422 >>1392409 well he's using it as a short hand for sadness cut him some slack >>1392416 >tfw you will never be in love with someone you call 'mistress' on a regular basis

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:10 No.1392434 >>1392422 >You will never be in love with someone who refers to themself exclusively in the third person.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:10 No.1392435 >>1392422 >Cut him some slack Anyone who writes ANYTHING for this deserves whatever they get

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:10 No.1392438 >>1392434 uh i'm okay with that one

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:11 No.1392445 I'm sort of disappointed that Leth hasn't gotten any farting. Isn't that what this story's famous for?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:12 No.1392450

>>1392422
Disheartened
Crushed
Dejected
Disparaged

>"Oh, darling no, my darling I won't drag you or our child into this." Trixie says, "We'll let her have this, we'll leave Ponyville and you'll have that beautiful foal far away from here and-"

There's two foals Trixie. Keep up with your own damn kids.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:13 No.1392465 >>1392445 It's not down every path, and our boy here's actively avoiding anything he finds untoward. Would have been over a lot sooner otherwise.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:13 No.1392470

>>1392422
>cut him some slack
No. Good writing is based on conveying information and subjective sensations and perceptions. This isn't a chat with your BFFs about the cute guy at the taco stand and how you're "depressed" about how you'll never get with him -- it's the written word. And even if it's a shitty fapfic it should convey meaning.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:14 No.1392481

>"Ok, on our ride over I saw some Poison Joke in the Everfree Forest. If we can get it, and if we can get Twilight to come in contact with it, her horn will be temporarily ruined and then we own her."
>Own
14 year old almost positive.
Also her magic was plenty usable while under the effects of the Poison Joke. Did he even watch the show?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:15 No.1392487 >>1392422 >cut him some slack I ERP better than these fuckers can write, and that's on the fly with a mental timer. Fuck 'em.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:15 No.1392498

>>1392470
i think only using depression in the context of a mental sickness is kind of too strict
i mean, yes, this whole story is garbage
and when your two foot dicked self-centered bitchhorse is sad because a performance didn't go perfectly its probably not entirely valid
but its not something to get hung up on

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:16 No.1392507 >>1392481 Maybe he means that literally. As in "possess."

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:16 No.1392511 >>1392481 In that case, own is probably completely legitimate. Remember what you're reading.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:17 No.1392516

>Suddenly there is a knock at the door. It's late, company at this hour is unheard of. Your guest, however, is in such a rush that they don't wait for either of you to open the door. It swings open, and stand there is...

>2. Two young Stallion Unicorns. Are they fans of Trixie? *
Oh darn asterisk, I can't pick the pregnant orgy option. Shame.

1. Zecora, she knows what happened and she wants to help you with your plan
Yep, Zecora sure would help a plot against Twilight.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:17 No.1392521

>>1392470
1.
the act of depressing.

2.
the state of being depressed.

3.
a depressed or sunken place or part; an area lower than the surrounding surface.

4.
sadness; gloom; dejection.

5.
Psychiatry . a condition of general emotional dejection and withdrawal; sadness greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason. Compare clinical depression.

Sounds like number four to me.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:18 No.1392525 >>1392498 I don't mean that it should be confined entirely to clinical usage -- I mean that you shouldn't unnecessarily exaggerate. "Depressed" just sounds too... stupid forgive me it's late

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:18 No.1392529 >She's a zebra, that's for sure, but she's not like the zebras you've met in Manehattan. Much more tribal than the ghetto standard of the city. Biting social commentary. I almost cut myself.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:18 No.1392531 >>1392487 I was ERPing better last night when I had my capslock on. I should writing some chapters for this.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:19 No.1392538 >>1392525 yeah, i know that feel, i should be in bed too and instead, we're watching our robot overlord read bad horseporn fiction

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:19 No.1392543 >our love Trixie says, "Her name is Zecora. She's a friend, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Haaaa....

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:19 No.1392546 >>1392531 Oh lord, that's just wasted talent and you know it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:20 No.1392554 >>1392529 Heh Haha HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yo nigga, das racist.

Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:21 No.1392562

>>1392529
That's fucking racist.
Seriously.
>zebras are black people lol
Why would they form the underclass of Manehattan? That doesn't make any sense. They (presumably) weren't enslaved and brought to Equestria and then lived in the country for centuries as the poorest of the poor, so why are they living in the ghetto?

Goddammit think.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:21 No.1392572 >Twilight cast an infuriating hex, but it was nothing my magic couldn't deflect. Now, all of these Zecora lines are dreadful, but this one isn't even CLOSE.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:22 No.1392574 >>1392543 >Our love The narrator is with you Leth.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:23 No.1392596 >Trixie playfully pinches you on the nose HOW

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:24 No.1392608 >>1392596 Both hooves?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:24 No.1392610 >>1392596 Both hooves?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:24 No.1392613 >>1392596 BETWEEN HER TWO FRONT HOOVES OF COURSE.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:25 No.1392614 >"Where is your darling dragon boy? In my pouch, for him, I had brought a toy." Jesus, this hurts to read.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:25 No.1392615 Guys... What if Leth was masturbating this whole time, and he wants us to watch because that makes it dirtier?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:25 No.1392620 >>1392615 Then I'm glad to help.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:26 No.1392629 >>1392608 >>1392610 >>1392613 :\|

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:26 No.1392632 >>1392615 Somehow I doubt that's the case, but hey, if that's what I'm here for, then I'm happy to oblige.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:27 No.1392639 1. Zecora. Everything went according to plan. * 2. A facefull of poison joke! Twilight turned the tables! * Oh darn. The double Asterisk. Whatever will happen with our fair... uhh, namless pony avatar and the blue bitch?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:28 No.1392645 >>1392639 You wanna go back to the beginning and let US choose?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:28 No.1392646 >>1392639 Sweet, sweet death. Leth, I'm tired. Will you sing me a lullaby?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:29 No.1392659 >>1392646 Hush now, quiet now, it's time to be farted to death. Hust now, quiet now, it's time to shit your pants.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:30 No.1392672 >>1392639 I'm impressed at how well you gravitated towards the most vanilla route in the thing. It was pretty impressive. Almost as if you had read it before...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:31 No.1392681 >>1392672 It's just Leth's natural field of bland effecting probability.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:32 No.1392692 >>1392645 Let me get on my shitty laptop and go to 'bed' first. >>1392646 http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZfPEppH4f

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:32 No.1392702 >>1392692 That code for 'pants off, tissues at the ready'?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:33 No.1392713 >>1392692 I'm always surprised (and somewhat disappointed) by how young Leth sounds.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:34 No.1392721 >>1392692 <3

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:36 No.1392757 >tfw barely an octave vocal range and will never sing

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:40 No.1392792 >>1392757 >tfw when a four and a half octave range >tfw when too lazy to practice anything ever

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:41 No.1392796 >>1392713 Do I really? Hmm. Sorry to disappoint you Anon. Just what I have. Okay, I'll get ready here. Here's what we'll do. Whichever choice has the most votes in the first three responses wins. I break ties. Deal?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:42 No.1392805 >>1392796 BLOATED. Preemptive strike.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:43 No.1392821 >>1392796 Bloated.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:43 No.1392825 >>1392805 >>1392821 There we go I guess.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:43 No.1392827 Now then. Already did the intro, so, 1. Hungry? 2. Bloated? 3. Angry? 4. Curious? 5. Lonely? Previous responses do not count.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:44 No.1392832 >>1392827 Bloated.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:44 No.1392833 >>1392827 Curious, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:45 No.1392850 >>1392827 bloated

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:47 No.1392864

>>1392832
>>1392850
>Right before you reached the little clearing where you fell asleep, you had a hearty stew of lentils and potatoes, and washed it down with half a pitcher of carrot juice. The meal helped you fall asleep last night, you remember your belly gurgling as you drifted off.
Why would anyone do this to themselves...

My guts hurt thinking about this

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:48 No.1392873 Whelp. 1. Head into Ponyville regardless * 2. Head into Ponyville, but first visit the local nurse. 3. Try to let out whatever's in there right here.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:48 No.1392876 >>1392864 Hearty stew actually sounds pretty tasty right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:48 No.1392880 >>1392873 2

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:48 No.1392884 >>1392873 2

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:48 No.1392886 >>1392873 Someone said nurse gets us out of fart territory earlier, so 2.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:50 No.1392903 >>1392880 >>1392884 >>1392886 >You resolve to visit the Ponyville hospital first, you've never been bloated like this before and you're a tad bit worried. At first I read that as "you've been bloated like this before" and I was worried...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:50 No.1392911 Should we show Leth the SAUCE BAWS?

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:51 No.1392918 >Then, you tie it neatly around your sides, so as to hide your distended belly from any onlookers before you start off towards the town hospital. I didn't think gas could get bed enough to be visibly noticeable...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:52 No.1392936 >>1392918 Protip: you are correct

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:53 No.1392943 >It's especially small, the waiting room isn't even separate from the operating room Gee, that's totally safe and sterile.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:54 No.1392966 >"Well, Miss Orange Cream," She says, "It seems like you are... 1. ...terribly constipated!" 2. ...becoing a mother!" 3. ...exhibiting some strange symptoms!"

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:55 No.1392978 >>1392966 ...3?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:55 No.1392983 >>1392966 Strange symptoms.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:55 No.1392985 >>1392966 1

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:55 No.1392988 >>1392966 3 Always take the mystery box

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:56 No.1392999 well you guys are no fun

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:57 No.1393017 >>1392999 Just wait.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:57 No.1393018

>>1392983
>>1392978
>You spend the rest of the day with her, as she runs various tests. Bloodwork, urine, and various breathing and muscle checks. She even has to check your colon, which is a wholly embarrassing procedure we won't get into. And the end of the day, you've been poked, prodded and jabbed, but the nurse can't seem to figure out what is wrong with you.

Missed a lot of nurse-play stuff right there.

You even trying, author?

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)04:58 No.1393042

>Your belly feels even more bloated than before, you notice, even though you've tried your best to keep from eating. Suddenly, you double over in pain, and your gut gurgles loudly. There's an intense warming pain in your abdomen, and your eyes tear up with the feeling.

>You let out a guttural moan and arch your back as...

1. Two flowing wings burst out of your back!

2. A stallion sized cock bursts from your loins!

3. A thick white egg begins to squeeze out of your rear!

...wat

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:59 No.1393059 >>1393042 3

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)04:59 No.1393063 >>1393042 Egg.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:00 No.1393065 >>1393042 You should randomize this shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:01 No.1393092 >>1393042 2.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:01 No.1393093 >>1393059 >>1393063 How does an egg even come out of a butt? >>1393065 Maybe...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:02 No.1393105 >>1393093 Cloacas serve double duty.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:02 No.1393106 >>1393093 Remember that our character has a vagina.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:03 No.1393131 >>1393106 ... Are vaginas normally covered under the 'rear' category?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:03 No.1393137 >>1393106 >out of your rear! Whilst it could be just refering to anything in her lower body, rear usually means butt. Or so I thought, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:04 No.1393150 >>1393131 They are on a pony.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:04 No.1393151

>Looks like you spoke too soon. Another doozy is up there and dying to get out. You shove, still in blinding pain as more hot fluid gushes out from you to ease your work. This one slides out much easier, although just as painfully. And so does the third, and the fourth. When all is said and done, you've forced out six of the Celestia-damned things. And you still don't know what they are.

Breakfast, duh.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:05 No.1393163 >>1393131 Yeah, on horses, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:06 No.1393171 >>1393151 I thought you didn't like that one

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:06 No.1393183 >They smell a bit musky, There's that word again!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:07 No.1393186 >>1393151 That seems like really terrible fetish writing to me.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:08 No.1393195 >You don't get much time to ponder this little thought, though, because without warning... 1. You feel your body begin to change! 2. Nurse Redheart walks in, she heard all the commotion.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:08 No.1393198 >>1393186 What do you think we're reading, nigga?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:09 No.1393218 >>1393195 1

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:09 No.1393220 >>1393198 I mean, it seems like whoever wrote it doesn't even have the fetish. Why would you write something for this about something you don't even care about.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:09 No.1393222 >>1393195 1

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:11 No.1393240 >>1393195 1.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:12 No.1393254 >>1393220 Might just be someone with really, really low standards, and no conception of anything better.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:13 No.1393265

>You lie there on the ground for what must have been a good ten minutes, panting heavily.

>"What the hay just happened?" You whisper to yourself. Shaking your head you venture to bring a foreleg up in front of your face. Slowly you open your eyes and see...

1. A large, scaly claw with large talons at the ends of your fingers (dragon)

2. Or perhaps something else?
What the hell kind of option is that?

'SOMETHING OTHER THAN OPTION ONE'

gee

Thanks

Not like it's another option, that would inherently be different than the first

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:13 No.1393270 >>1393254 ...that almost makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:14 No.1393278 >>1393265 So then 2's a mystery box. 2 it is.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:14 No.1393279 >>1393265 MYSTERY OPTION

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:14 No.1393285 >>1393265 2

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:16 No.1393300

>"What the hay just happened?" You whisper to yourself. Shaking your head you venture to bring a foreleg up in front of your face. Slowly you open your eyes and see...

1. A yellow, athletic, birdlike foreleg (Griffon) *

2. A slippery orange fin (Seapony)

WHY COULDN'T THESE BE OPTIONS IN THE FIRST ONE

IT ALLOWS FOR MORE THAN TWO OPTIONS

aosidnfoinsdf

Sea pony then...

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:18 No.1393328

>"What in Equestria happened?" she asks you.

>"I..." you begin, your mouth working properly again now that you're in the water. "I don't know... One minute I'm just sitting there and the next, BAM!" you slap the water with your new fin to emphasize your point. "Six eggs suddenly burst from my loins!"

But

But

If she's talking

Like she is

She has lungs

Lungs that can breath air

I don't even

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:19 No.1393335 >>1393328 Sea ponies. Shoo be doo.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:19 No.1393338 >>1393328 >burst from my loins Oh god, hahahaha

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:20 No.1393342 >>1393328 Fuckin... Magic seaponies. I don't know. Keep reading.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:22 No.1393360

>"What in Equestria happened?" she asks you.

>"I..." you begin, your mouth working properly again now that you're in the water. "I don't know... One minute I'm just sitting there and the next, BAM!" you slap the water with your new fin to emphasize your point. "Six eggs suddenly burst from my loins!"

Hey! Lyra's in the crowd! With Derpy! And some mullet-wearing pony!

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:25 No.1393388

>
"You can do that..." Redheart continues "Or you can stay here at the hospital of your own will. We could use someone like you to further investigate the effects of this disease, or whatever it is. We'll give you the best accommodations we can and you'll only be bothered every now and then for some testing.The testing won't be painful in any way I assure you. I leave the choice up to you...

But Nurse, I don't get a choice.

I think she may have rigged it.

1. Go to stay with Lyra for a while. Meet somepony like yourself. *

2. Stay at the Hospital and agree to be a test subject to discover more about this.

Guess we're staying.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:27 No.1393395 >Writing.com >Celebrating 11 years With a site full of things like this, I can't think of any reason to celebrate

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:30 No.1393422

>For example, they managed to get a unicorn named Rarity to enchant some upholstery to remain intact underwater for long periods of time, so now you have a couch, bed, some blankets, and rug around the pool.

I don't really see the point of an underwater bed. You wouldn't really get a lot of use out of it, seeing as buoyancy and all that wouldn't let you just rest on it...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:31 No.1393434 >>1393422 Shoo be doo.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:33 No.1393452 >You hum a little tune to yourself, trying to pass the time. >"Shoo-be-doo-be-doo..." That's not how the rhythm goes, author.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:35 No.1393466 >>1393452 They can't do anything right.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:35 No.1393475

>"So what are you gonna look at first, Doc?" you ask Nurse Redheart.

>She smiles. "Today..."

1. "We'll be looking at your digestive system!" *

2. "We'll be investigating your reproductive systems!"

This is taking longer to get to anything than MY path.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:37 No.1393489 >>1393475 Can't blame me. "bloated" is the only path that I don't know anything about.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:37 No.1393491 >"We're going to have to directly investigate by literally looking up your vagina." >You facefin. This is definitely not what you expected when you signed up for this. Okay, getting a little strange now...

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:39 No.1393507 >"So you're going to put your head up my cooch." Another thing I never thought I'd read.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:40 No.1393510 >>1393491 If you think this is strange you should see one of the possible results of having grown a cock back there or one of the ending for a hard vore scenario.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:44 No.1393552

I have absolutely no words for what I just read, so lets carry RIGHT along.

1. The door opens and all the other ponies rush in having heard the commotion! *

2. You feel your muscles contract and Nurse Redheart is pulled all the way in!

OH COME ON ASTERISK

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:45 No.1393560 >>1393552 What did you read? That took a while.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:46 No.1393572 >>1393560 http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1788720-My-Little-Fetish-Friendship-is-Kinky/map/122331 2222

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:47 No.1393574

>You take a few deep breaths... pumps? You're still not sure what to call it now that you have gills but it doesn't matter.

This person know so very little about gills it pains me.

>>1393560
Example:
>But you honestly don't care because now, nurse redheart is struggling and bouncing around inside of your airtight pussy. She's screaming, her head locked in your cunt as her flailing arms and legs jerk you around and her head thrashes against your labia and clit.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:49 No.1393593

>
Several of the doctors jump into the tank and you float up towards the surface to let them take a look at you. but as you're floating there letting them look at you, something happens. You notice your belly suddenly starting to shrink.

>"What's happening?!" you cry. "Am I... absorbing her?!"

Is this part of unbirthing? I thought it was different than vore...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:49 No.1393599 >>1393593 This whole thing's a mess. Just nod and ignore it.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)05:49 No.1393600 >>1393593 Sometimes, but there's crossover. I haven't read this, so I don't know what's coming though.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:50 No.1393612

>Suddenly, as you're floating there, being prodded by the doctors, you feel a sudden stretching sensation again!

>It's...

1. The doctor, sticking his head into you to look at what's happening! *

2. Another egg? Didn't you get all of them out of there last time?

These people are lazy. Finish your projects.

These chapters couldn't take more than an hour to write.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:52 No.1393623 >But what's even more surprising is that this content little sleeping seapony has a white coat and scales, a pink mane, and a little red-cross cutie mark! You've quite literally turned Nurse Redheart into your own baby! wat

Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)05:57 No.1393676

>"I just... Nurse Redheart..." You stammer.

>"I know..." The brown Doctor says.

>You look down at the egg containing your favorite nurse, now your own child. "What should we do about it?"

1. "We'll incubate it and make sure she hatches healthy. You have more tests to do" *

2. "We're done for tonight. You should take her back to the pool and care for her." *

Aww would you look at that, a double asterisk.

And like, barely anything sexual this run.

You guys are really too kind.

No farting either.... on two runs...

Some were saying that's impossible.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 04/20/12(Fri)06:01 No.1393712 Well looks like everyone's gone. Hope you had some fun. Thanks for no farting or other such... things. 'till next time then.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)06:03 No.1393737 >>1393712 you got lucky, punk

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