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Narcissistic pony edition. Because loving a pony starts with loving yourself.

Old horse: >>13864263
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>>13868562
follow me to the gay bath house
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podc ast when
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>>13868580
More like ponecast.
To which, I say "cast away!"
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>>13868562
I can't love myself, I am an unsavory creature. No one would ever love a creature as unsavory as I.
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>>13868570
Is she still in the library while seeing this?
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>>13868585
What a laugh.
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http://strawpoll.me/500945
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>>13868610
That's a weird way of drawing Applejack.
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>>13868562
There's nothing wrong with loving yourself
being IN love is a diffrent story
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>>13868585
Nobody believes Lightning Dust is best pony. Not even LD fans.
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>>13868633
What are you trying to say?
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>>13868562

Does masturbation count as loving oneself?
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>>13868633
Why be in love when you can be in pone?
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>>13868598
Yeah.
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>>13868631
Looks like you got image swapped. And you spelled Rarity wrong! Get a load of this.
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>>13868645
does fucking yourself count as masturbation?
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>>13868562
>to tofu
>love, kraut
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>>13868653
I missed the past few installments in this arc

can you bring me up to speed?
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>>13868654
You must be in a Chinese computer to have confused your folders.
Here, let me start you with the proper pony.
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>>13868645
Onanism is an insult to Jesus 'King of Jews' Christ our lord and savior because spilling your seed upon the ground instead of in a woman to fulfill god's will for humans to procreate is wasteful
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>>13868639
>>>/b/
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>>13868644
What are YOU trying to say?
>>13868651
same thing
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>>13868663
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>>13868593
Are we still music horse?
I want to listen to art pop with this horse
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Electric blanket stallion snuggling you and keeping you warm on a freezing night
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>>13868676
O-Oh my~
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>>13868687
>Stallion
Whaaaaat. It makes way more sense for the blanket to be female, since she'd have knobs to turn to adjust the temperature.
Yes, yes that's immediately what I thought.

Excuse me, I think I need to go for a while.
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>>13868654
>>13868670
Can't we just agree that Rarity, AJ, and Pinkie are the best ponies?
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>>13868564
follow me to the queer sauna
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I want my harem of princess alicorns.
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NAME SOMETHING THAT'S BLUE
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>>13868722
/mlp/
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>>13868722
BLUE WIZARD PONY
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>>13868722

your balls
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>>13868722
MY BALLS
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>>13868720
you'll have to wait for the other mane 6 to ascend
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>>13868733
>>13868734
heh
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>>13868733
>>13868734
Our balls
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>>13868685
I will music horse

you cannot
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>>13868704
Sorry darling, but there's only one spot for superiority and it's been filled.
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>>13868729
more ponies should have tongue studs for sucking dicks
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touch my ochinchin
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>>13868757
The only thing Rarity is filling is my butt full of her sperm~
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Someone's poisoned the waterhole
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>>13868791
Ew, gross.
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>>13868791
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>>13868809
Wh-whoa
that's a lot of apples
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>>13868809
AJ, I can't imagine that's comfortable.
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>>13868809
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It's a shame the official map will never properly be utilized.
The one off areas in the show won't be labeled leaving us with no idea as to where the events take place.
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You guys
Rarity is getting a new hat in Season 4!
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>>13868809
You can poison my waterhole.
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>>13868809
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>>13868843
Please, that news is so old hat
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>>13868753
But I love her almost as much as I love my waifu
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>>13868843

I WILL FUCK RARITY RIGHT IN THE HAT
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>>13868843
HOW FAB IS IT?
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GRAND THEFT PONY
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>>13868843
>inb4 1.33 ref craft hat
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>>13868858
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>>13868853
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>>13868866
and remember, friendship is everything!
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>>13868867
>inb4 lime scouts wearing it with pride
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>>13868843
so? and most water on earth still keeps being wet
I just want pinkie pie to get a new dress this season
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>>13868857
>almost
not good enough
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>>13868843
I don't believe you.
Now Applejack on the other hand will be getting a new hat combined with a tiara when she becomes the princes of apples.
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>>13868843
HYPE
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>>13868871
unf
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>>13868843
Is it a crown of cum?
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>>13868867
laughed hard
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>>13868872
>Human poses
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>>13868843
IT BETTER BE AN UNUSUAL
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>>13868897
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>>13868890
Shouldn't you be doing your homework young man?
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>>13868880
Like you. For her.
She's too good for you, anon.
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>>13868867
>it's painted team spirit anyway
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>>13868902
http://youtu.be/6zHxiLMvLmc?t=55s
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>>13868908
>AJ lights the Dash signal
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>>13868915
that won't stop me
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Hypothetical time.

You and somebody you hardly know survived a nuclear apocalypse and are making your way towards the nearest settlement with pretty much guaranteed food, water, and shelter waiting for you.

You are within sight but decide to camp out as it has gotten dark out and don't want to risk injuring yourselves trying to climb over the rocks in your path.

However, during the night the person you're traveling dies in their sleep from a heart attack. There is no one else around to witness what you do with the body, and no one knows about them or that there is another person traveling with you.

Would you fry up a piece of their flesh for breakfast, just to see what human meat tastes like?
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What did pone win?
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>>13868962
>cannibalism
not even once
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>>13868962
I think Sweetie is the cutest but i still like Scootaloo the best.
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>>13868962
No, I already know what it tastes like.
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>>13868964
A romantic date with Iron Will
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>>13868914
I already finished them, Miss Teacherpone
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>>13868962

Nah, I'd only eat human if I needed to in order to survive. In that situation I'd eat it with gusto.

Otherwise you'll turn into a goddamn wendigo.
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>>13868964
Best pony award
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>>13868977

What does it taste like?

And please don't say chicken.

Or "Scootaloo xD".
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>>13868860
ULTRA FAB.
I HEAR IT GLOWS.
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>>13868986
Okay then have fun
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>>13868962
I disagree, I think Chrysalis was a pretty great villain and she needed more screentime.
Getting a villain song was pretty cash, though.
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>>13868996
pork, actually
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>>13868964
All-expenses paid trip for 2 to Canterlot, with a room at the palace.
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>>13868962
Nope.
I'd probably bury that person.
Now that you've made an effort to give us that hypothetical situation, give us one that's pony related. Make it long so we've got a foundation.
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>>13868996
Really bland pork, stringy, not quite as salty. Brain has a consistency of jello left in the sun by the way, very salty.
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>>13869010

Okay then, same question but it's a pony you eat instead.
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Pony just wants a quiet life.
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>>13869016
I fuck the pony.
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>>13869007
>>13869013

I'm skeptical, but not because I don't want to believe it or anything like that.

Under what circumstances were you able to eat human flesh?
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>>13869016
I'd bury it too, wouldn't eat if we're talking about a sentient pony.
Different question.
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>>13869022
liar
she loves company, especially when it's _me
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>>13869027
I haven't (because that's how you get The Madness)
I only know because it came up once in Archer
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>>13869027
This restaurant in South Africa had "exotic" dishes like monkey brain and human flesh. They get it the same way that whatever donor system they have there gets it.
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>>13869029

It's hard for me to just invent specific hypotheticals on the spot. Usually it's something my brain pulled out of left field and thought over for a good chunk of time first.
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>Octavia
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90068245/CouchCollection%20TaviCawk.jpg
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Apples?
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>>13869003
Chysalis was a good villain.
The best villains do what is considered evil because they must.
Both Discord and Chrysalis were awesome, NMM was kinda petty, hopefully the S4 intro will flesh her out a bit, and Sombra was complete shit.
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Is it true that everyone who first starts watching mlp either becomes and Flutterfag or a Dashfag?
I started out a flutterfag.
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>>13869057
so that where that face is from
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>>13869024

b-but it's dead
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>>13869057
I know I shouldn't like BadgerBen's stuff as much as I do, but I have loved every single pony thing he's drawn
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>>13869076
Did I fucking stutter?
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>>13869069
Most useful pones
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>tfw looking for Nanaki fapfics
I'm a furry now.
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>>13869069
I started out as a cheriliee/celestiafag

Currently applebloom is my favorite
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>>13869069
I started and stayed a flutterfag
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>>13869069
no it's goes in phase
First you're a dashfag then you move on to a better pony
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>>13869078
M-me too...
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odds - AB and Babs
evens - take requests
doubles - stram
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>>13869089
>now
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>>13869069
>Dash was love at first sight
>she has only gotten better since the beginning
Things were a little rough in season 2, but im committed to my waifu through sickness and through merriweather episodes.
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>>13869108
Draw Discord sitting down for lunch or supper with the apple family
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>>13869108
I request AB and Babs.
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>>13869089
enjoy your stay
though I'm still unconvinced that plushes are furry
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>>13869108
Applejack talking with a grown-up Babs who came by to help on the farm.
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>>13869089
i haven't even gotten any pictures.
what tags do i need to look for on e621?
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>>13869108
Ponk riding a bike
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>>13869094
>then you move on to a better pony
How do you do that when such a pony doesn't exist?
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>>13869113
I was an Applefag early on. Now I'm sorta also a Rarifag. They're pretty close in my power rankings.
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>>13869111
S-Shut up I can't find the good fapfics with his fursona.
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>>13869069
I didn't.
I was a Twifag until S2 began.
Then LE aired and that was the final time that ever changed.
Thankfully I didn't have to care about how badly Twilight's character was butchered after that.
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>>13869108
Octavia browsing /mu/
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>>13869108
pony wearing mask
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>>13869088
Fluttershy is only useful as a dildo.
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>>13869119

I vote this
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What if you had a little Rarara of your own?
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>>13868986
>xieril

Is it true you're a tex alter ego?
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>>13869160
Hide the fucking bedazzler.
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>>13869108
Draw Babs and Applebloom going to a school dance in pretty dresses.
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>>13869152
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>>13869160
give her fabric
recieve stuff
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>>13869069
Been a Dashfag since day one
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>>13869168

For some reason i fucking cracked up like mad
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A stray Changeling is lost from the hive and wants your love to sustain itself. It is willing to do anything you desire.
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>>13869069
started as a flutterfag
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>>13868580
Hopefully never.
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>>13869160
I would love her and pet her and call her Jorge
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>>13869108
Filly Rarity bedazzling anon's clothes
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>>13869180

Well what a coincidence, I LOVE getting my dick sucked

Win-win.

Does changeling love doing things that give him love?
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>>13869069
A bit of a Flutterfag, but quickly changed (and stayed) to a Rarifag
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>>13869191
>>13869191
second
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>>13869191

i vote for this too
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>>13869198
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>>13869122
that depends if you're fucking your plushie or cuddling it
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>>13869069

Started out an Applefag. Became a Rarifag.Also, my name doesn't have anything to do with Apple pony.
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>dying when 16 yo
the worst
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>>13869191
BUT ANON, YOU HAVE TO LOOK WONDERFUL! AND THE PERFORMANCE IS TAMARROW!
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KAIJUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>13869220
Explain the name then AJ.
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>>13869195
Yes.
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>>13869160
buy her a million dresses
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>>13869237

The first two initials of my actual name and what I've gone by for years
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>>13869237

nigga maybe his name just be aj
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>>13869237
he ain't gotta splain shit!
>>13869220
Don't splain shit
>>13869237
my client is under no legal obligation to explain anything
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>>13869232
I know 4 people from my graduating class that have passed on already. Feels weird man considering 2 of them used to sit at my lunch table (they got hooked on drugs and od).

1 died in a car crash
last one died from cancer, she just graduated from college too...
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Reminder that BraeburnQuest will probably double session this weekend, Friday and Saturday at 19:00 GMT -7. 24 hours ETA til next session.

Also,
>>13869069
Trixiefag
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>>13869160
Touch her
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>>13869175
my blue nigga
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>>13869236
Get outta here.
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>>13869262
fuck off
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>>13869246

Perfect!
Hopefully changling loves getting cummed in, cause guess what I love
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>>13869262
oh boy!

Princess Trixie when?
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>>13869180
what does the process involve?
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would you a sweetie or a filly rarity
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>>13869275
>anon will never cum inside you
why does this hurt so much inside
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>>13869270
>34
>rule34
hurrdurrhurrr
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>>13869288
Both
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>>13869287
It does whatever you want, which you like, and therefor like it. The stronger the feeling, the better.
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>>13869288

Sweetie with her mane done like Rarity's trying her best to take a cock even better than big sis can
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>>13869180
Sorry, mate.
I can't feed you, this well has gone dry.
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>>13869259
Why people die around you anon? If you did be a goner you could save 4 lives, faggot
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>>13869313
as in, will there be negative health effects?
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>>13869262
Oh yeah?
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>>13869320
Well I don't think i had anything to do with it, like i said the 2 guys got hooked on drugs and od.
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>>13869330
it's highly illegal, for one
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>>13869316
oh fuck
if she even tried to imitate her sister's voice but with her own voice crack i don't think i could last much
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>>13869213
oh... uhh... about that
I still dont see what it has to do with anthropomorphic character
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>>13869232
It's really fucking sad when you look at the last post on her tumblr, too.
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>>13869330
No?
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>>13869374
Would have been funnier if it was a gif
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Hey anon, want to watch pony do a flip?
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>>13869374
really glad that trend died out

dragons other than spike are just not interesting

>>13869369
I guess he can do menial house tasks to earn his stay
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>>13869392
only if they're at least this fast
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someone give me a hilarious name for my porn folder, in case someone sees it which is highly likely.
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>>13869409
horseboners
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>>13869392
Sounds dangerous.
Do ponies have a program like Jackasspardon the pun where ponies do irresponsibly dangerous things?
If so, I'd rather watch them do it than see pony hurt itself.
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>>13869409
The Big Bang Theory
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>>13869356

>sweetie belle trying to say "dahling" as you hilt inside her but her voice cracks and she can't keep up the act
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>>13869408
>I was staring at that for so long she started spinning backwards
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>>13869374
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>>13869133
pls respond
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>>13869374
i'm still gonna draw him cause he's cute
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>>13869409
Sheila Ray the Brave.
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First attempt. Made Babs more squared as far as her body goes, along with stubbier and thinner legs and a bigger chest than Diamond's.
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>>13869409
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic pornography folder
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>>13869409
1997 tax returns
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>>13869119
He just shows up uninvited at least once a week. It was frightening at first, but now it's just annoying.
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>>13869409
There's Porn In Here

It's so blunt no one will believe it!
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>>13869396
Housework? Wouldn't you like... sex or something?
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>>13869450
make her arms more proportionate. she looks like a damned chimp.

too much fat , not enough curves
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>>13869465
Brilliant
>some days the food simply goes missing entirely
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>>13869465
That's fucking adorable man
especially Applebloom
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>>13869409
.../show me your genitals/your genitasl/show me your genitals/YOUR GENITALIA
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>>13869408
>not the music version
[please]
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>>13869465
hahaah, that's great

I love applebloom's reaction

>>13869475
I got to see if he's worth the company in the first place
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>>13869465
So, what, he's Mr. Mxyzptlk?
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>tfw I masturbated to a barely pony related screencap about a guy unknowingly taking drugs then watching MLP despite not even being remotely interested in it

The anon from a few threads ago was right, I need to focus my hate somewhere else.
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>>13869472
i'm not trying to hide it. i know a guy will most likely see it so i wanted to put something funny
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>>13869475
We can fuck later
I haven't vacuumed in months
he needs to get on that
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All my faps over the course of the past year or so have been very underwhelming, how do I get that sexual thrill back like I did when I first started jacking off to ponies?
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>>13869498
>not this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
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>>13869504
Yeah, you have to get him to say his name and then he'll leave. Which is really easy to do, because he just loves to talk.
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>>13869506
I think you have a very interesting fetish
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>>13869439
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>>13869515
Try risque faps over sensitive material.
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>>13869524
and he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

NUTS NUTS NUTS
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>>13869425
uuunnnfff
>tries to regain her composure after that sudden feel of fullness
>"O-oh my dear A-anon... You r-really k-know how to make a-a lady feel g--good...."
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>>13869531
fapping to dead people isnot really "sentsitive".
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>>13869524

Oh, goat, you're here. Good. I've been meaning to get on that Mayor Mare pic, but I've been a little taken with plotting out Luna Quest. I'll get to it eventually though.
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>>13869478

Okay, shortened up the arms. Working out another shape.
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>>13868914
Mrs. Cherilee is really pretty and sometimes my bathing suit area gets all hard and tickly when I think about her
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This has always bugged me, so I made a poll

http://strawpoll.me/501119
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>>13869515
edge
frenulem edge
fap while high
fapping only to your waifu for a whole month
futa
the stack
the list could go on
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>>13869269
I've been waiting my entire life for this picture

Please tell me that it's cropped from something larger, tell me that there's more
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>>13869396
>dragons other than spike are just not interesting

That is a flat out lie!

Spike isn't interesting, either!
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>>13869566
Wrong

Spike is great, he can make fun banter and provides an outsiders view
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>>13869531
My best ones were when I first found beast, nothing is gonna top that except fucking a real mare. I got that pounding heartbeat like when you first discovered internet porn, it was really exciting but it felt like you were doing something wrong.
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>>13869521
I use that song for [this].
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>>13869515
Stop fapping for a month.
By that point you may not even be interested in starting again, but when you do it will be like the first time.
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>>13869525
I don't know why I have this fetish and I'm pretty sure my hate for it is slowly turning into a want.
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>>13869556
Why is there no "I'm indifferent to Ross"?
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>>13869546
Oh, that was you? Cool! I'm looking forward to it, whenever you have the time. Questing definitely takes priority, though.
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>>13869465
I could really see Discord just being straight up Q now

>The mane 6 all minding their own business in Ponyville
>Suddenly TELEPORT
>They're in a strange woods wearing weird clothes
>They have to play out the tale of Robin Hood and they are the merry mares
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>>13869559
done literally all of those things, maybe I should take a break
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>bought a 100 piece mini twix/snickers/mm/mars set for halloween for kids
>halfway through the box already
fuck me, at least ponk understands.
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>>13869597
You just now saw the Q parallels?
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>>13869543
Oh my...
What happens when you cum inside her?
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We doing a podcast or what?
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Okay, here we go.
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>>13869610
we're not
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>>13869581
fantasies about being tricked into taking drugs or taking them unknowingly are pretty common

I want Vinyl to slip me an x pill and take advantage of my foot fetish until I get so aroused I cum in my pants
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>>13869600
You have brought so much joy to my heart this night anon
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>>13869604
No, I mean him doing it MORE so. Like how Q on TNG starts out as an antagonist but over time develops into just being mostly dickish

I'm saying not everything is ruined despite Flutter On
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>>13869556
Okay.

I do not understand why anyone would want Ross around, but I suppose there are people who like his drawings.

Whatever.
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>>13869613
Slightly better, but now her lower arm is out of whack with her upper arm
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>>13869619
Why must you be a constant tease, MLPG?

I'm like Spike and you are all ponies strutting your butts in my face all day
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>>13869583
Seconding this.
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>>13869638

Close enough, her arms will be better in future drawings. Glad you found it an improvement either way.
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>>13869521
Something about watching this gif and listening to this song made me cry of laughter. It's not even that fucking funny.
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>>13869629
Nah, KCFO fucked Discord for the most part.
He'll be Celestia's lap dog, it's also a real shame that the staff probably never had any bigger plan for him now that he is good beyond "Celestia needs him because reasons."
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>>13869647
Having a face full of pony ass and marevag 24/7 must be torture knowing they view you as nothing more than a servant
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>>13869659

Holy fucking thirteen year-old, Batman
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>>13869650
One other suggestion would be to thicken her lower legs a little so her profile is more distinguished from tiara and pinkies mega uber thighs.
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>>13869598
But have you done them ALL AT ONECE?
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>>13869623
>straight edge yet have a fetish for taking drugs
>tfw that pic of gilda smoking while in panties
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>>13869623
http://i.imgur.com/io66M7B.png

I'd kill a man to be able to bust a huge nut all over those glasses
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>>13869665
Man, you are like a camera

full of negatives
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>>13869673

Good idea. Edited.
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>>13869698
I'm stealing this one
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>>13869698
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>>13869691
more trap pone plz
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>>13869613
Slightly better than your usual stuff, hard to appreciate since I'm not that into your fatty drawings.
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>>13869694
Try new things, it's fun
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>>13869609
Sweetie's mane starts to lose her "Rarity" look, looking more messy and like her normal mane style, while she stops trying to sound like Rarity and just starts to moan and call your name in her regular sweet voice
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>>13869726
Now I have to kiss her cute asshole.
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>>13869702
Eh, her upper legs still positively dwarf her lower ones, which is a pretty prominent feature with your other designs as is.
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>>13869696
something about ponies giving head is hypnotizingly arousing, I think it's those demure little mouths and the eyes
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>>13869719
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>>13869721
no
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>>13869147
I'm sure she'd eventually find a bunch of music she'd love, but her first impressions were not favorable.
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>>13869744

I'll take a note. I've put essentially the same drawing up three times, don't wanna spam.
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>>13869717
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>>13869759
I never got why that song got so big

It's easy on the ears but it's not worth masturbating over
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>>13869744
http://i.imgur.com/WrNtQac.jpg

Horses have higher body temperatures than humans so it'd be like putting your dick in a hot tub. And their muzzles are super soft.
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Happy october mlpg
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>>13869623
Getting teased relentlessly by pone until you blow in your pants is my fetish.
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>>13869759
That was my reaction to /mu/ too.
I was also hoping they'd do proper music analysis, but there wasn't any of that there either.
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>>13869775
I never understood why people that don't browse /mu/ shit over that song and album so much.
It's a really well put together album.
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>>13869797
It's like going to /v/ expecting good game reviews/discussion or MLPG to talk about ponies
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>>13866127
Does the butt look better? I made it bigger.
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>>13869775
I'm listening to that album for the first time in a long time, and I think it's good. I can see why it got so much hype behind it, even if I'm not quite as enthusiastic. Maybe it has to grow on you.

>>13869797
I mostly go there for the sharethreads. I haven't been in a long while, though.
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Your favorite pony is so nice and good

On opposite day!
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>>13869794
That much closer to Pokemon.
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>>13869811
I've listened to it, and it certainly is a very nice song

Infact it is really good, but the reaction and love seems very disproportionate.
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>>13869794
Happy Rartober
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>>13869776
also those tongues teasing your head and frenulum
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>>13869837
For such a good pony she has really shitty taste in ponies.
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>>13869814
>we don't
I've been working really hard to spark discussion, it's just hasn't lit yet.
I have plenty of flint, I'll keep trying.
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>>13869759
Scratch being a /mu/sician is kind of amusing.
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>>13869829
what? look closer
>>13869837
>there will never be a good ponk edit
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>>13869837
I really dont understand this gif at all

They're friends. Why doesn't she just spend time with Rarity?
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>>13869868
I thought the term was /mu/tant?
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You are now a pony in Equestria
But you're an earth pony so you wont ever do magic or flying.
And your special talent is farming cabbage. Enjoy[/spoler]
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>>13869877
You know what's a good Pinkie Pie edit?

the one where she's edited out!
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>>13869744
Oral sodomy is illegal in Equestria.
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>>13869750
mega unf
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>>13869816
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>>13869851
>frenulum
Shit, nigga, is that a word?
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>>13869894
Can't it be both?
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>cloptober
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>>13869899
Sounds not so bad

Plus it gives me an opportunity to do the "MY CABBAGES!" bit from Avatar all the time
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>>13869860
>Dashfags trying to start shit again

When will you idiots learn?
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>>13869902
I used to like you, but now I just don't know
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>>13869862
It's easier to talk about contributors/drama/fetishes than anything else. And god knows what'll happen if the podcast shit turns out to be real. You know those LPer threads on /v/? The same shit would happen here.
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>>13869899
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>>13869899

Time to farm me some motherfucking cabbage, swerve noblemen.
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>>13869910
It's that little piece of skin connecting your head and your shaft, it's the most sensitive part of the penis
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http://i.imgur.com/WgJGAhj.jpg
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>>13869726
Oh sweetie...
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>>13869910
Yup. Even little ponies on the show have them

Except they call it a friendulum!
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>>13869942
Who peeled AJ?
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>>13869927
We weren't talking about it now until you brought it up.
Let's drop it.
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>>13869928
creepiest cabbage ever, in one frame it's a face
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>>13869904
not for royalty

http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/30/438204__explicit_nudity_penis_monochrome_nightmare+moon_blowjob_licking_artist-colon-zev.png
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>>13869899
it'll be the best fucking cabbage in all the land. ponies will be flocking from all over equestria to swather themselves in my pervasive horse semen in the hopes that celestia will honor them with a baby
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Do you guys think Sweetie Belle could develop a magic spell that allows her to imitate the voices of others?
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>>13869909
Do you like big butts?
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>>13869996
>Marry Applejack
>Make apple and cabbage stew
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>>13869953
>"Hah..."
>"Did I make you feel good anon?"
>"Because you made me feel so good..."
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>>13869963
That was bad and you should feel bad.
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>>13870013
So like Superman's voice imitation?
I guess, though she doesn't seem terribly adept.
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>>13870024
>you will never tease Carlois's Friendulum
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>>13869696
would be nice if it wasnt for the tube dick
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>>13870013
Why would she do that?
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>>13870016
I can not lie
I don't.
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>>13870059
Human dicks work better for pony blowjobs
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They'll shower us with diamonds~
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>>13870062
>Rip it off in one quick motion
>Bald butt
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>>13870070
>doesn't like big butts
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http://i.imgur.com/fLgslph.jpg
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>>13870062
>Remove it
>Apply to her mouth

much better
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>>13870078
>>13870013

stop right there, criminal scum
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>>13870085
I like butts when they're well drawn
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>>13869816
i am trying to imagine what that dock looks like without the hair and its creepin me out
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>>13870084
>rip it off in one quick motion, hungering for some ponut
>there's nothing there
>literally nothing
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>>13870013
Its like that episode of Rugrats where Angelica make all those prank calls
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>>13870087
What's not to like?
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>>13870088
You never go ass to mouth.
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>>13870097
They're all whippy and thin. We saw them in the show that one time.
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>>13870107
Two in the pink, one in the pink
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>>13870085
How 'bout w/ pic related?
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/28/412829__explicit_nudity_animated_vagina_penis_straight_lyra_cum_anus_sex_crotchboobs_human+on+pony+action_lyra+heartstrings_upvotes+galore_creampie_cumming_artist-colon-stoic5_ejaculation.gif

Lyra is really hot for a pony
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>>13870104
Unbelievably, I happened to see that episode on television just a little while ago.
I watch an episode of Rugrats maybe once a year.
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>>13870110
but in the picture you posted it is a short stump
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>>13870087
I just want someone to give a backrub to. Those bits are going to get in the way somehow.
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>>13870101
>You stare into the abyss
>The abyss stares back
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>>13870022
You made me feel wonderful.
I love you.
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>tfw no yandere pone
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>>13870142
Captcha: atBoom having
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>>13870158

dash would be yandere-est pone
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>>13870142
>that tiny ass load
Shameful, how do you expect to get her pregnant like that?
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You can go to Ponyville and live there as long as you like

But you can only ever get a job at the local petting zoo. As an attraction.
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>>13870107
but that is one of my top fetishes
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>>13870084
>>13870101
>>13870156
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>>13870170
Looks pretty big to me
I've had my mouse over the thumbnail for minutes and he hasn't stopped cumming yet
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>>13870176
Time for better fetishes
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>>13870178
JC IT'S A BOMB!
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>>13870170
seriously

If I was balls deep in a wet, warm ponyvag clenching around my cock I'd drain my balls bone dry
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>>13870178
>50 minutes
we got time.
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>>13870168
Nah, I see FS or Rarity as being the most Yandere types
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>>13870173
I'm pretty sure being sentient rules us out of that role.
Sentient creatures seem to have a pretty solid standard of living, just not as good as ponies.
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>>13870203
>Rarity will do anything to make sure no one takes you from her
>Anything
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>>13870173
>Helicopter-dick in front of audience as they watch in awe of amazing penile abilities
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>>13870178
oh god oh god

Do...do I get the wire? Or do I hug her? If I run will she jsut chase after me, butt first?
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http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/15/375076/large.jpg

magic blowjobs
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>>13870212
Normally yes, but the job market is really bad right now and this is all there is

>>13870219
You are sent to jail for indecent exposure
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>>13870157
>"I'm glad..."
>"Love you too, anon:
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>>13870173
Can I pet the fillies back?
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>>13870237
>sent to jail
Worth it
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>>13870237
How bad can pony jail even be?
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>>13870231
super mega unf
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https://derpibooru.org/441178
>AUCTION
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>>13870258
PRONZ pls stay
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*hurk*
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>>13870258
Hey guys I was just
glitter glue
glitter glue
glitter glue
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>>13870085
>>13870131
Doooooooooks
season 2 when
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>>13870220
No, it just means Pinkie's a bombshell.
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>>13870248
Yes, so long as you are nice and gentle. Like if you were petting a horse and it decided to rub itself on you affectionately

>>13870265
You are locked in with the worst pony prisoner in all the land

He litters on purpose!
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>>13870231
>pink
>see through horn
>sonic's rings around dick
0/10 too confusing
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>>13870238
...You wanna do it again?
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>>13870270
He's really not that bad at art or anything, but I really hate his style and can't find it attractive at all
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>>13870277
ROSS___
ROSS___
ROSS___
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>>13870231
What does magic even feel like, and why the fuck is she so pink
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I love you, MLPG.
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>>13870265
on your first day, you need to either pet somepony on the head, or let a pony cuddle you

that's the only way you're gonna make it in pony jail
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>>13870315
What if I do both?
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>>13870307
I lust you, Anon
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>>13870315
...You amuse me anon.
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>>13870286
What about hugging? Is hugging allowed?
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>>13870178
>Fail to disarm in time
>It's just a bunch of party poppers and confetti goes everywhere
>Pinkie laughs and give hugs
>"Silly, it was the pink wire!"
>All the wires were pink
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>>13870284
mmunf
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>>13870231
Is Celestia using the ripple?
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>>13870323
Woh man do you want to get the warden to crack down on you. You could end up in the time out corner.
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>>13870328
I want to frost a pony.
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>>13870178
RED WIRE BLUE WIRE RED WIRE BLUE WIRE
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>>13870315
>In pony jail
>Don't want to be no bitch, so the first thing you do at lunch is find the biggest pony there and shove him to the crown
>He starts crying
>Oh jeeze
>Everyone calls the guards
>You're placed in time out for half an hour and dont get dessert
>latter in the exercise yard no one picks you to play 4 square
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Pony says that desert eagle's really gonna tease your spine
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>>13870349
If I were ever in pony jail I'd probably lift weights until I could lift every guard there over my head then give them all free rides on my shoulders.
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>>13870349
>shoving ponies
get that grimdark shit out of here
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>>13870368
>They want to let you out for good behavior
>But they really like your pony rides
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>>13870303
>you notice that she isn't responding
>giving her small body a closer look, you discover that Sweetie's fall asleep
>she starts to lightly snore and mumble your name in her sleep, no doubt dreaming of the wonderful feelings she's just experienced
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>>13870362
I tell pony that that jewish piece of shit does everything a pistol should do completely wrong.
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>>13870318
You'll start a cuddle riot
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do you think your fetish is the weirdest?
which poni would accept it and why?
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>>13870348
>Shinning Armor in: The Hurt Locker
>It's just old high school stories about how he'd get beat up and trapped in a locker
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http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/31/284410/large.jpg

facesitting is the best
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>>13870384
>3 guards were cuddled that day
>The entire jail loses desert privileges for the next week
>And the guards slam your cell extra hard
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>>13870387
Do you guys think Pinkie Pie would be down for cuddling ABOVE the covers?
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>>13870373
Then I shall give the PRINCESS a piggy-back ride!
EVERY PONY SHALL BE LIFTED BEFORE MY REIGN OF MILD SHOCK ENDS.
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>>13870387
I hate my fetish, but I'm convinced weirder ones exist

and by their nature, pony would never accept my fetish
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>>13870417
>which is really hard to do with those foam edges
>maybe you shouldn't have tickled that old, grizzled stallion
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>>13870439
Is it vore
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In seriousness guys, ponies commit all kinds of crimes.
Theft probably isn't uncommon based on Gilda, extortion was used in PYHD etc.
Their criminals may not be far off from ours.
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>>13870278
I dunno, but it's probably gonna be a while, since the first season just ended.
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Rainbow Dash covered in cum
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>>13870448
ding ding ding
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>>13870439
>that one guy that mentioned parasitic castration
>Never actually seen porn of it and kind of sad about it
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>>13870461
We know Pinkie
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>>13870451
for all we know,manehatten is a crime infested hellhole worse than 20th century NYC
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>>13870417
>>13870446
>>13870428
>For you behavior, yo uare locked in solitary
>You are in a Hannibal Lecter style cell and restrained to the wall with plush retraints
>Celestia herself comes to visit to see the monster she's heard so much about
>You strian at the chains
>"I'll hug your mother!"
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>>13870461
Pinkie... What are you doing?
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>>13870463
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>>13870465
http://nationalpost.tumblr.com/post/62899393537/man-who-desired-to-be-eaten-by-a-large-dominant

they recommend anyone with a strong vore fetish to seek help and medication immediately
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>>13870451
spike does crimes, all the times
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>>13870463
Rainbow Dash covered in gum
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>>13870463
I'd cover pretty much any of the mares in cum
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>>13870498
I have no desire to be prey
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>>13870483
I blame the griffons.
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>>13870484
>non consensual hugging of other pony's mothers
anon calm down this is getting a little extreme
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>>13870461
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>>13870378
Hold her close and fall asleep at her side.
"My little sweetie."
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>>13870484
>I'LL HUG YOU!
>I'LL HUG YOU AND I'LL CUDDLE YOU AND STROKE YOUR MANE AND SCRATCH THAT SPOT UNDER YOUR WINGS AND HOLD YOU CLOSE AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE
>The guards jump back as your chains draw taught
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>>13870484
Whoa. I should really hulk out and boop the Princess.
Especially if I could stroke her mane a little while she's stunned.
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>>13870463
always dresses in style
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>>13870497
Only if I can hide under your deck and eat you out
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>>13870544
>"DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK"
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Prostate massages, dirty talk, and teasing from Nurse Redheart
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Well this is neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE
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>>13870546
>>13870519
>>13870544
>Ceslestia rests a hoof on your head
>"You need to calm down. You are being silly."
>"...ok."
>"Ok?"
>"Ok."
>She lets you go
>You are on your best behavior from now on
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>>13870556
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>>13870498
>revealing your fetishes
>acting out that kind of fetish

at least he had the right idea of who makes the best predator

but fuck being the prey, I'd rather rub that stuffed gut or make sweet love while the victim struggles inside.
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>>13870577
Three things involving the butt!
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>at work
>boss tells me to "be creative"
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>>13870550
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>>13870600
I hope you picked a creative color.
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>>13870600
>But you are a plumber!
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>>13870593
Sorry, was that too strong
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>>13870600
Axe Cop.
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>>13870601

dash sure a hipster
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>>13870600
Hope you don't use green
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>>13870600

>tfw green is not a creative color.
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>>13870598
seek help immediately
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>>13870578
pan's labyrinth was a good movie
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>>13870609
Yeah he should pick green
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>>13870580
>except for that one colt who tried to be "prove" himself
>he even pushed against you, his hooves shaking with exertion
>you just nudged him and he fell over
>and got scolding from FIVE different guards
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>>13870578
i cant hold this much crossover
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>>13870609
>>13870631
>>13870636
>>13870651
Dammit MLPG.
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>>13870637
never
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>>13870652
>not hugging him
Sissy.
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Good Night
Hope you have a better day tomorrow than today was.
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>>13870659
seek Celestia immediately
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>>13870636
I know that feel
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>>13870636
>tfw you agreed to never be creative again
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>>13870658
I guess you could say Green Isn't Your Color!
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Dash is a potato
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>>13870668
If I can find this damn TV remote
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>>13870651
those poor chav puppets
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>>13870680

I'm pretty sure everyone was alluding to that, thank you for the clarification scrubbles you shit.
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>>13870577
That's called assisted donation and it's a medically approved treatment for stress and libido issues
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sleep tight MLPG
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>>13870651
m8 ur abt 2 get mashed da fk up u wee cunt, swear on me mums life m8, u avin a giggle at my expense
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>all this green
It's lacking a little...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o
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>>13870730
>tfw no little blue speed demon waiting for you
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Is the white one with the crown also my little pony? She's bigger than all the other ones
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>>13870672
but princesses are not for sexual
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>>13870730
I sleep like I'm dead after having a pre-bedtime edging session, never fails
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>>13870754
No, you're hers.
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>>13870773
>She gives you a horsecock and makes you walk around on all fours
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>>13870773
Fuck that, I'm a loner on the road with nowhere to go and nowhere to be

Smell you later pony, aint no horse gonna tie me down
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>>13870747
I remember how made people got just for the fact this video exists
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oh fuck Celestia keep going, fuck don't stop I'm gonna cum
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>stallion taint
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>>13870808
>"Oh, really?"
>She gets up and leaves the room.
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>>13870773
Mine?

As in all mine mine?

Does that mean I can brush her nice coat and feed her from the hand?
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>>13870821
>You never see her again
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>>13870672
What would she even do?

Just be mildly disturbed?
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pony sees you as an equal and will only treat you how you want to be treated
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>>13870848
>"Hey, Anon. Thanks. Turns out I was next in line for the throne!"
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>>13870882
And I'm glad pony is that way. I hope to return her kindness in an appropriate manner as well.
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>>13870894
>"Happy to help, best princess"
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Princess Celestia has appointed you the honor of being the "Royal Alicorn Ruthole"

You will start your training today with Princess Twilight Sparkle
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>>13870882
Then why can't I ever get a hug?
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>>13870894
I really want to take an eraser to her mouth. I dont know why
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>>13870908
You're not real.
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>>13870882
i ask pony why her gabber is so large
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>>13870907
I guess alicorns have THREE horns!
*live studio audience going insane*
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>>13870907
anything to help the Princess. Must be a tough job, the last guy who had the position seemed kinda butthurt
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>>13870922
Couldn't she just keep the sand from falling with magic
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>>13870935
He just needs to learn to be less anal about things
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>>13870940
it's magic sand
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Why can't Princess Celestia cure my depression
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>>13870950
Then why not just plug the hole with her horn?
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>>13870950
What if she plugged up the hole
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>>13870956
You keep telling her sexual healing isn't legitimate
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>>13870907
No thanks
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>>13870956
Because she isn't real, and because your depression isn't real. And you aren't real either. Nothing is real.
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why can't celestia get me a date with a good pony
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>>13871000
Then why does the pain feel real
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>>13871006

she's trying to get you to date her, dummy
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>>13871000
is my skeleton real
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After seeing that video of a mare sucking a cock and swallowing I've decided that if I ever get rich I'm flying that guy in to train my own personal mare
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>>13871000
Zen Buddhist plz.
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Why can't Princess Celestia be my horse mom
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>>13871017
celestia is not a very smart horse
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>>13871000
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>>13871017
I couldn't date a princess
there'd be so much pressure
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>>13871006
>"He... he hasn't noticed? After all the hints I've dropped?"
>"Am I going to have to flat out state I wish to become involved with him?"
>"No, wait, he may not even catch that. I think I may need to rut him. That has to work."
>>
>Builds Ponybots
>uses magic as a powersource
>magic causes them to have free will, unique personalities, and the ability to form cutie marks

What do I do now?
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>>13871036
qt
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>>13871058
You're gonna need two guns for this one
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>>13871057
>two days later
>anon takes celestia to court for rape
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>>13871057
>walking home late one night
>Celestia just swoops down on top of you and just slams into you repeatedly
>You cry until she goes away, not sure what you did wrong
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>>13871066
But what if more than two of them want to enlist in the Royal Guard?
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Rainbow dash wants to date you but she's a raging feminist
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>>13871024
Would you fly a few anons too

for MLPGs sake
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>>13871058
Prevent Skynet
Treat ponybots with respect and kindness
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>>13869909
>reverse image search
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon
Holy should not unf.
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>Princess Celestia wants to date you
>but her sister wants to date you too!!
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>mfw just played the phoenix wright dual destinies demo on my 3ds
>first time i turned on the 3ds in months
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>>13871110
I have a no tiny butt policy
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...unf?

am I allowed to unf at this? they won't confiscate my unf license, will they?
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>>13871110
We should go on maury to figure this out
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>>13871110
>spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler!!!!
>spoiler! spoiler spoiler!
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>>13871082
>Next day she presents you her leaking marebits
>You slowly walk away
>Brain about to explode because she was practically assaulting you yesterday
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>>13871097
Yeah but not for free, however the price would be reasonable. And I'd make you finger the mare in front of me so I know you're not an undercover, after that I'd leave you to your own devices and stay as far away as possible until you finish.
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>>13871110
something something double princess blowjob
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>>13871130
We can unf if we want to, we can leave our friends behind.
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>>13871088
That pony has a hole in her leg, she is clearly a changeling
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>>13871101
I fucking love cheezyweapon
Everything is just so ridiculous, its great
I can't wait for http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon/208276/My-Fat-Ass-Horse-Wife---cover
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>>13871110
please don't make me make this choice, anon
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>>13871076
>case is dismissed because "stallions can't get raped"
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>>13870478
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>>13871118
WHAT ITS OUT

I DIDNT BRING MY 3DS TO COLLEGE

FUCK

How is it
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pony always introduces you as "anon, the furfag"

she asks about your fursona whenever she's bored and is planning on getting your input on possible yiffing
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>>13871101
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>>13871171
It's spectacular. Even though the graphics is now 3d all the silly whacky emotions that the witnesses/proescutors used to do are all still there. It's not out fully till the 24th of oct, just the demo now.
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>>13871138
http://i.imgur.com/U3UN7KM.png
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>>13871181
>you'll never make a sad pony happy again
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>tfw you realize that gg, leth, scootanon and rockman all never post in mlpg anymore
i dont even know any of you
>>
RECOMMEND ME SOME INCEST FAPFICS

FUCK
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>>13871110
If polyamory isn't an option, then there's only one way to settle this fairly.
It's time to ROBATTLE!
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>>13871084
You only have two hands, ya dingus
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>>13871110
>>13871131
>>13871161
why not both?
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>>13871191
Precisely.
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>>13871187
So it still feels like Phoenix Wright despite the 3d models? Neato. How long is the demo?
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>>13871118
ARISE!!!
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>>13871214
because that's not how intimate relationships work, anon.
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>>13871203
I'm pretty sure I saw Scootanon post within the last week.
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>>13871214
I've seen enough chick movies to know what would happen
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>>13871174
I already told pony my fursona was a half raptor quarter wolf dwarf-elf with iridescent fur and a mane made out of stars that was abandoned by his father for being too fabulous and exiled to the shadow realm so now he has to become the lord of evil and enact revenge on his dastardly parents (both his father) or else he'll cry and cut himself forever, and that his likes were darkness, hate, gay sex, love and tolerance, my little pony, staying up all night, pie, and ninja swords, AND that his dislikes are homophobes, atheists, happiness, furries, and yugioh. Goddamn.

Pony has a bad memory.
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>>13871220
It starts off the begining of the game and lets you do two witnesses before it cuts off.
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>>13871191
I still don't get this comic. Is it Luna that discovers anon fucking Luna in his dreams but anon was dating Celestia?
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>>13871214
I'm not sure you could handle both, anon.
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>>13871207
ITS TIME TO BATTLE
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>>13871249
correct

>>13871251
I'd give it my best shot. How hard can it be?
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>>13871251
>luna kid
>emo hair
>shitty tanktop thing
>broken horn

Can I disown that one? Please?
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>>13871203
Where is Leth?
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>>13871191
>jalm
>drawing
<drawing
><<drawing
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>>13871270
being gay with PHN in skype
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>>13871249
Nah, there's nothing going on between Anon and Celestia, but in Luna's outdated mindset their going on a picnic means they were obviously together.
So when she discovers that Anon is harboring lewd thoughts and wet dreams about her, she needs to make him take responsibility for his perceived adultery. Namely by being hers and hers alone.
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>>13871264
it's not a broken horn, dingus. Bitch only has one horny parent, that shit is recessive
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>>13871261
aaaaaaaaaaaargh
that picture does things to me
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>>13871276
PHN is still alive?
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>>13871203
GG's been in here a little, but he's also doing stuff like playing vidya.
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>>13871285
They both have horns. They're just tiny.
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>>13871286
>unironically liking anthro
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is pony tipping illegal in equestria?
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>>13871277
Even if the point is to be unf, I think it's pretty fucked up that she would do that. You can't control dreams at all, unless you devote time and energy to be able to do so.
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Is it night time yet?
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>>13871295
That's what i said
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>>13871295
They both have wings too, you just can't see them there.
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>>13871297
those are both 4~5's.completely acceptable even if you're a prude
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>>13871304
Isn't that from that animation? Something about the night and how Luna kidnaps fillies but everyone is cool with it
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>>13871286
>>13871297
I like it too.
http://i.imgur.com/kIoNfXK.png
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>>13871297
My dick doesn't care if it's anthro, human or pony.
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>>13871298
>you will never tip your pizza delivery pony
>"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
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>>13871287
who
>>
50 days remaining.
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>>13871304
Night time thread.
Shameful fap Nanaki fursona frottage
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>>13871297
Shut up wolfshark
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>>13871332
Almost unfed,
Almost.
Then I saw that it is shitty anthro.
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>>13871368
Close call
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>>13871352
> > a a v v
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>>13871368
well, you jerk off to sergals

nerd
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>>13871332
>that size difference
oh my.
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>>13871368
How about
http://i.imgur.com/AOvlJ1G.jpg or
http://i.imgur.com/1CuDSfz.png ?
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>>13871380
who
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>>13871332
I like his sfw stuff way more
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>>13871388
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>>13871352
I think we're going to make it!
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>>13871392
slavic furries
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Pony wants to watch anime
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>>13871388
First one looks like lmj
Second one is eh. Not really unf at all
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It's time for bug horse
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>>13871402
..who
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>>13871388
Second one is cute
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>>13871405
i give pony ghost in the shell, fma, arika, and cowboy bebop
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Anons in cute dresses
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>>13871420
Pony will surely be pleased with this selection
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>>13869563
I know it's really too late, but if you're still here, look for pony gaku
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>>13871397
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>>13871156
Is this considered hyper? Because I like it, even though it's dumb. Such a exaggeration of the sexual.
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>>13871402
ДА? Вы назвали славянской фурфаг?
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>>13871433
Pony complains and insists on watching Bleach
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>>13871411
I like bughorse time.
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>>13871442
Yeah, that's pretty definitively hyper
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Rara-sama~
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>forgot what is like to browse derpibooru without filters

>mfw i logout

welp, never again

has it always being this bad or we are running out of content?
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>>13871445
Is that the guy from My LIttle Porny?
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Pony has given up on dieting after a month of trying
She's blaming her genetics now
And that she has 'big bones'
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Let's talk PURPLE
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>>13871332
atryl is really good at drawing boobs
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Eh heh heh, what do you mean you don't smoke weed anon?
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>>13871445
>correct phonetic transliteration
>same thing with the trixie/lenin poster
I wonder if Kraut speaks russian
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>>13871462
D-does this make me a fetishfag?
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>>13871485
T-Twily sama!!
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Too much purple.
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>>13871512
Yes
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>>13871512
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>>13871512
you'll actually find something close to those proportions irl. it's freaky but not unattractive
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So how high are the princess's tolerance levels compared to regular ponies
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>>13871520
I don't understand.
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Let's talk RETARD
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>>13871386
Size differences eh?
http://i.imgur.com/IAE8NuR.png
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>>13871503
Any loser can learn cyrillic

It's easy as hell
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Is it time for autism horse?
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>>13871564
meh
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>her last drawing
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Would you?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/359/7/a/blink_blink_by_zaagn-d5p4a4v.png
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>>13871564
>The old one is not domming the young one
boring.
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>>13871595
how she died
why
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>>13871558
I think there needs to be more blue.
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>>13871596

that's not a pony
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>>13871595
>tumblr never deletes unused blogs despite all the rumors
>nor DA
>her accounts forever will be there...
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>>13871595
All artist twaifufags will die of influenza.
Confirmed.
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http://i.imgur.com/fFgT7Ng.jpg
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>>13871633
That's illegal you know
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PONY 3 CONFIRMED
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>>13871564
how incredibly boring
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Would you help her?
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>>13871653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seq7MtKJGhM
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>>13871595
That's not actually her last drawing, just her last horse drawing.
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>>13871606
Heart failure.
Or possibly suicide or something, but the reported cause of death is heart failure.
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>>13871595
i can't help but still feeling sad
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>>13871670
Twilight's face in the last to parts was really hilarious until I realized that it's the doll from JD's other art.

Now it's extra funny.
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>>13871672

what's her actual last drawing?
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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/634589/ecfef7c4aa/
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>>13871691
What if she died because of a broken heart?
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>>13871670
I'd give her a hug.

That always cheers ponies up right.
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>>13871701
You heartless bastard.
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>>13871703

isn't that one already on derpibooru?
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>>13871670
I would cuddle pone
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>>13871691
>reported cause of death
"heart failure" and "accidents" are the most common downplayed causes of death.
i think it might have been suicide that the family chose not to make public.
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>>13871709
>>13871727
Ponies aren't animals, they're people with boundaries and emotions.
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>>13871714
Well, I'm not really laughing at Trixie's misfortune. I'm more laughing at the memory of that picture where she's kissing the twilight doll.
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>>13871736
Anon
If I'm close enough to her to know that she wants to date Twilight bad enough that she's got a life size plush of her I think I can give her a cuddle
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>>13871702
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100 replies
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>>13871742

who is that?
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>>13871742
best call
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>>13871759
assistant in Mighty No. 9
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>>13871740
This? http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Tainted-Love-301789937
Also these:
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Sharing-is-Caring-299543725
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Pony-SketchDump-3-299548625
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Shower-Peep-Show-299549325
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Trixie-and-Co-299544893
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Doodles-Round-2-299543024
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>>13871755
>the one on the left

unf
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>>13871730
Yeah, that's what some people here said, and it seemed like some people she went to school with might have thought the same thing.
It still could have been heart failure though.
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>>13871742

Hey Tex, since you seem to like to ponify vidya

please draw pinkie and gilda as banjokazooie
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What if some asshole out there has an actual death note

How long until everyone who connected their real name with ponies drops dead? I hope it's soon.
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>>13871844
Rose, Jessy, and a bunch of people who do commissions would be dead
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>>13871844
How does the Death Note treat people with identical names, anyway?
What if you want to kill only one John Smith?
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>tfw pony will never roughly force me to suck him off, gag me in the process, and toss a few bits at me as I gasp for air after he's finished?
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>>13871844
>guy has a death note
>is automatically "some asshole"
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>>13871877
Is that a question?
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>>13871873
You have to imagine the face when you write the name or it doesn't do anything.
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>>13871882
>casually writing in it
>last words:
>"some asshole that faps too ponies too often dies, i think his name was andre"
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>>13871877
Yes.
Yes that feel when.
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>>13871736
I had a feeling that the comic involved discomfort
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We should talk about Shining Armor and his gaming crew
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>>13871888
Get some real kicks, bitch.
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>>13871890
Why do you even need their name then?
Why can't you just picture them and write "that asshole"
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>>13871888
into the trash it goes
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>>13871736
Which tumblr is this?
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>>13871905
We talked them to death. 8 bit was steve jobs, gaffer was a professional game designer, trappy stallion made robotic sex dolls, and shining armor was the bum of the group and rode his family connections to the top.

There is only fetish left.
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>>13871910
you need both.
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What flavors of instant noodles would there be in Equestria, and what would each character's favorite flavor be?
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>>13871910
the name seals the deal. Haven't you learned about true names and their ties to magic?
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>>13871925
Grass flavor.
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>>13871930
Most of the time your given name isn't also your true name.

You need to go hallucinate in a forest or something to find that out
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>>13871921
>There is only fetish left.
>implying that's not fun to talk about
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>>13871925
instant noodles in equestria are fresh and healthy meals summoned into existence using prepackaged single-use spells, an invention of twilight sparkle

the flavors are infinite. a pony only needs to think of what they want when they mix that magic powder with hot water and recite the incantation.
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>>13871930
>>13871910
It has to be official. writing the name and writing "some asshole" is like the difference between selling pot and having a real job.
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>>13871905
I want to play O&O with them.
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>>13871939
>tfw you hallucinated in a forest and a tree told you that your true name was twily sparks

fuck
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>>13871943
>>There is only fetish left.
there's a lot of fetishes out there
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>>13871742

omygosh
ohmygosh

ohmygosh
ohmygosh
ohmygosh
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just..50 more days
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>>13871945
What if I think about marshmallow candy pony semen
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>>13871945
>Any flavor.
I will take the sodium bomb that is instant noodles, please.
And i swear to god if that sodium is magically fake or something i am beating her with a newspaper.

Also, what the fuck is healthy?!
She gets a smack on the snout for trying to pull off making instant noodles healthy.
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>>13871945
>"Hey anon, let me make you lunch"
>pony draws symbols on the floor with chalk and starts sprinkling dust out of a packet labelled "sparkle's instant noodles"
>[ominous latin chanting]
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>>13871958
Whoa
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>>13871968
imagining this interaction was hilarious.
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>>13871968
Magical talking horse says that if you want to eat garbage the trash is right there
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So there is really no mlp panel at NYCC?

also

october 10

3 years
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>>13871974
>pony has prepared a Great Feast!
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>>13871742

Would you be willing to do any of the other Call designs?
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>TFW
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>>13871983
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
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>>13871984
You expect Hasbro to have that much foresight/care.
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>>13871987
>tfw pony will never be reduced to a water dispenser
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>>13871981
Pony would think we are trying to both eat and get wasted at the same time.
Especially after sneaking a sip.
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>>13871989
Maybe. I just liked E the most.
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>>13871997

yes, because they had a panel last year
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Best princess coming through.
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>>13871993
If the polygons go on a diet they'll fit
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>>13872011
>not doing design B
>have her sorta like Sweetie Belle
>design I might be like Rarity
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>>13871993
maybe those polygons should kill themselves and remove their shitty shapes from geometry
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>>13872016
Chrysalis?
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>>13872019
But that's not being yourself anon.
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>>13871913
http://mostazathy.tumblr.com/
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>>13872016
Twilight Sparkle is coming through?
Thanks cadence for letting me know.
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>>13872019
>>13872027
They're not polygons, they're polygonal prisms.
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>>13872016
That's a queen retart.
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>>13872016

not on my watch
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>>13872036
Thank you, kind Anon.
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>>13872028
Of course not, don't be silly
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>>13871993
Life is situational and unfair. Stop using it as a means to be a victim.
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>>13871999
>"I'm gonna go work at Applejack's for awhile. You mind conjuring me about 500 loaves of bread?"
>"YES I DO FUCKING MIND!"
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>>13872044
What a tosser...
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>>13872044
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>>13872011

Neat. B was the one I voted for.

>>13872026

Another B-bro. And yes, each pone could work for each design.
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>>13872016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ODP6KsUqiw
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>>13872034
Am I not being myself by learning new things and improving myself?

>>13872040
fuk u
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>>13871993
The trapezoid would actually be able to get through if he went in sideways.
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>>13871828
when i was her age i had a suicidal phase as well. everything just seemed so hopeless and just when i thought i would do it i made one last attempt at salvaging my life. it hasn't improved by much, but i'm 24 now and despite my current situation (which is bad) i plan to go on till it's over for sure. i wish she had done the same, because if it was suicide she has killed herself over things that were ultimately solvable and trivial. and that greatly upsets me, because her ability for her age was quite unusual. the way she created and talked about it, it just looked to me that she had a future with this stuff. when i looked at her stuff for the first time over a year ago, i actually thought she was much older or even in art school. the way she just did things reminded me of other great contemporary artists, she was made from the same stuff as them.i immediately thought that she's gonna go places and get great.
and then this.
it hit me harder than i thought.
i didn't even know her and feel like someone close died.
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>>13872051
That's not what the comic is saying. It's poking fun at those who are 'just right" that then go spewing their ignorant mouths how everyone else should be just like them when its impossible.
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>>13872051
But when the wall stretches to infinity and the only holes that don't lead to worlds made out of literal shit are circular, life sucks. You're a victim of chance. The worst sperm won the race to the shittiest egg. The only ways out are suicide and waiting until you can have your brain and body augmented to work right.
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>>13872062
to be fair, a cylinder is an n-gonal prism where n is infinity.
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>>13872058
There's just so much potential for those little signs.
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>>13872064
Some of us felt the same.
Terrible day to be on the general that day.
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>>13872064
>she has killed herself over things that were ultimately solvable and trivial
Krautism claims it's first victim.
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why aren't you buying your pony buttplug for bronies?
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>>13872067
Whining because you weren't born the way you wanted to be is just an excuse to play victim. The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just fucking grass. Life is situational and no one way is better than others. Judging based on some made up absolute system of value is pointless.
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>>13872101
Explain.
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>>13872101
Pony wears the buttplug.
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>>13872121
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>>13872118
There's no green grass on the ugly, sutpid, and autistic side unless you're willing to delude yourself. Just a lot of shit, that the ugly, stupid, autistic people are forced to walk in.

I urge them to kill themselves instead of leeching off society and escaping to the internet.
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