Narcissistic pony edition. Because loving a pony starts with loving yourself.Old horse: >>13864263
>>13868562follow me to the gay bath house
podc ast when
>>13868580More like ponecast.To which, I say "cast away!"
>>13868562I can't love myself, I am an unsavory creature. No one would ever love a creature as unsavory as I.
>>13868570Is she still in the library while seeing this?
>>13868585What a laugh.
>>13868610That's a weird way of drawing Applejack.
>>13868562There's nothing wrong with loving yourselfbeing IN love is a diffrent story
>>13868585Nobody believes Lightning Dust is best pony. Not even LD fans.
>>13868633What are you trying to say?
>>13868562Does masturbation count as loving oneself?
>>13868633Why be in love when you can be in pone?
>>13868631Looks like you got image swapped. And you spelled Rarity wrong! Get a load of this.
>>13868645does fucking yourself count as masturbation?
>>13868562>to tofu>love, kraut
>>13868653I missed the past few installments in this arccan you bring me up to speed?
>>13868654You must be in a Chinese computer to have confused your folders.Here, let me start you with the proper pony.
>>13868645Onanism is an insult to Jesus 'King of Jews' Christ our lord and savior because spilling your seed upon the ground instead of in a woman to fulfill god's will for humans to procreate is wasteful
>>13868644What are YOU trying to say?>>13868651same thing
>>13868593Are we still music horse?I want to listen to art pop with this horse
Electric blanket stallion snuggling you and keeping you warm on a freezing night
>>13868687>StallionWhaaaaat. It makes way more sense for the blanket to be female, since she'd have knobs to turn to adjust the temperature.Yes, yes that's immediately what I thought.Excuse me, I think I need to go for a while.
>>13868654>>13868670Can't we just agree that Rarity, AJ, and Pinkie are the best ponies?
>>13868564follow me to the queer sauna
I want my harem of princess alicorns.
NAME SOMETHING THAT'S BLUE
>>13868722BLUE WIZARD PONY
>>13868720you'll have to wait for the other mane 6 to ascend
>>13868685I will music horseyou cannot
>>13868704Sorry darling, but there's only one spot for superiority and it's been filled.
>>13868729more ponies should have tongue studs for sucking dicks
touch my ochinchin
>>13868757The only thing Rarity is filling is my butt full of her sperm~
Someone's poisoned the waterhole
>>13868809Wh-whoathat's a lot of apples
>>13868809AJ, I can't imagine that's comfortable.
It's a shame the official map will never properly be utilized.The one off areas in the show won't be labeled leaving us with no idea as to where the events take place.
You guysRarity is getting a new hat in Season 4!
>>13868809You can poison my waterhole.
>>13868843Please, that news is so old hat
>>13868753But I love her almost as much as I love my waifu
>>13868843I WILL FUCK RARITY RIGHT IN THE HAT
>>13868843HOW FAB IS IT?
GRAND THEFT PONY
>>13868843>inb4 1.33 ref craft hat
>>13868866and remember, friendship is everything!
>>13868867>inb4 lime scouts wearing it with pride
>>13868843so? and most water on earth still keeps being wetI just want pinkie pie to get a new dress this season
>>13868857>almostnot good enough
>>13868843I don't believe you.Now Applejack on the other hand will be getting a new hat combined with a tiara when she becomes the princes of apples.
>>13868843Is it a crown of cum?
>>13868843IT BETTER BE AN UNUSUAL
>>13868890Shouldn't you be doing your homework young man?
>>13868880Like you. For her.She's too good for you, anon.
>>13868867>it's painted team spirit anyway
>>13868908>AJ lights the Dash signal
>>13868915that won't stop me
Hypothetical time.You and somebody you hardly know survived a nuclear apocalypse and are making your way towards the nearest settlement with pretty much guaranteed food, water, and shelter waiting for you.You are within sight but decide to camp out as it has gotten dark out and don't want to risk injuring yourselves trying to climb over the rocks in your path.However, during the night the person you're traveling dies in their sleep from a heart attack. There is no one else around to witness what you do with the body, and no one knows about them or that there is another person traveling with you.Would you fry up a piece of their flesh for breakfast, just to see what human meat tastes like?
What did pone win?
>>13868962>cannibalismnot even once
>>13868962I think Sweetie is the cutest but i still like Scootaloo the best.
>>13868962No, I already know what it tastes like.
>>13868964A romantic date with Iron Will
>>13868914I already finished them, Miss Teacherpone
>>13868962Nah, I'd only eat human if I needed to in order to survive. In that situation I'd eat it with gusto.Otherwise you'll turn into a goddamn wendigo.
>>13868964Best pony award
>>13868977What does it taste like?And please don't say chicken.Or "Scootaloo xD".
>>13868860ULTRA FAB.I HEAR IT GLOWS.
>>13868986Okay then have fun
>>13868962I disagree, I think Chrysalis was a pretty great villain and she needed more screentime.Getting a villain song was pretty cash, though.
>>13868964All-expenses paid trip for 2 to Canterlot, with a room at the palace.
>>13868962Nope.I'd probably bury that person.Now that you've made an effort to give us that hypothetical situation, give us one that's pony related. Make it long so we've got a foundation.
>>13868996Really bland pork, stringy, not quite as salty. Brain has a consistency of jello left in the sun by the way, very salty.
>>13869010Okay then, same question but it's a pony you eat instead.
Pony just wants a quiet life.
>>13869016I fuck the pony.
>>13869007>>13869013I'm skeptical, but not because I don't want to believe it or anything like that.Under what circumstances were you able to eat human flesh?
>>13869016I'd bury it too, wouldn't eat if we're talking about a sentient pony.Different question.
>>13869022liarshe loves company, especially when it's _me
>>13869027I haven't (because that's how you get The Madness)I only know because it came up once in Archer
>>13869027This restaurant in South Africa had "exotic" dishes like monkey brain and human flesh. They get it the same way that whatever donor system they have there gets it.
>>13869029It's hard for me to just invent specific hypotheticals on the spot. Usually it's something my brain pulled out of left field and thought over for a good chunk of time first.
>>13869003Chysalis was a good villain.The best villains do what is considered evil because they must.Both Discord and Chrysalis were awesome, NMM was kinda petty, hopefully the S4 intro will flesh her out a bit, and Sombra was complete shit.
Is it true that everyone who first starts watching mlp either becomes and Flutterfag or a Dashfag? I started out a flutterfag.
>>13869057so that where that face is from
>>13869024b-but it's dead
>>13869057I know I shouldn't like BadgerBen's stuff as much as I do, but I have loved every single pony thing he's drawn
>>13869076Did I fucking stutter?
>>13869069Most useful pones
>tfw looking for Nanaki fapficsI'm a furry now.
>>13869069I started out as a cheriliee/celestiafagCurrently applebloom is my favorite
>>13869069I started and stayed a flutterfag
>>13869069no it's goes in phaseFirst you're a dashfag then you move on to a better pony
odds - AB and Babsevens - take requestsdoubles - stram
>>13869069>Dash was love at first sight>she has only gotten better since the beginningThings were a little rough in season 2, but im committed to my waifu through sickness and through merriweather episodes.
>>13869108Draw Discord sitting down for lunch or supper with the apple family
>>13869108I request AB and Babs.
>>13869089enjoy your staythough I'm still unconvinced that plushes are furry
>>13869108Applejack talking with a grown-up Babs who came by to help on the farm.
>>13869089i haven't even gotten any pictures.what tags do i need to look for on e621?
>>13869108Ponk riding a bike
>>13869094>then you move on to a better ponyHow do you do that when such a pony doesn't exist?
>>13869113I was an Applefag early on. Now I'm sorta also a Rarifag. They're pretty close in my power rankings.
>>13869111S-Shut up I can't find the good fapfics with his fursona.
>>13869069I didn't.I was a Twifag until S2 began.Then LE aired and that was the final time that ever changed.Thankfully I didn't have to care about how badly Twilight's character was butchered after that.
>>13869108Octavia browsing /mu/
>>13869108pony wearing mask
>>13869088Fluttershy is only useful as a dildo.
>>13869119I vote this
What if you had a little Rarara of your own?
>>13868986>xierilIs it true you're a tex alter ego?
>>13869160Hide the fucking bedazzler.
>>13869108Draw Babs and Applebloom going to a school dance in pretty dresses.
>>13869160give her fabricrecieve stuff
>>13869069Been a Dashfag since day one
>>13869168For some reason i fucking cracked up like mad
A stray Changeling is lost from the hive and wants your love to sustain itself. It is willing to do anything you desire.
>>13869069started as a flutterfag
>>13869160I would love her and pet her and call her Jorge
>>13869108Filly Rarity bedazzling anon's clothes
>>13869180Well what a coincidence, I LOVE getting my dick suckedWin-win. Does changeling love doing things that give him love?
>>13869069A bit of a Flutterfag, but quickly changed (and stayed) to a Rarifag
>>13869191i vote for this too
>>13869122that depends if you're fucking your plushie or cuddling it
>>13869069Started out an Applefag. Became a Rarifag.Also, my name doesn't have anything to do with Apple pony.
>dying when 16 yothe worst
>>13869191BUT ANON, YOU HAVE TO LOOK WONDERFUL! AND THE PERFORMANCE IS TAMARROW!
>>13869220Explain the name then AJ.
>>13869160buy her a million dresses
>>13869237The first two initials of my actual name and what I've gone by for years
>>13869237nigga maybe his name just be aj
>>13869237he ain't gotta splain shit!>>13869220Don't splain shit>>13869237my client is under no legal obligation to explain anything
>>13869232I know 4 people from my graduating class that have passed on already. Feels weird man considering 2 of them used to sit at my lunch table (they got hooked on drugs and od).1 died in a car crashlast one died from cancer, she just graduated from college too...
Reminder that BraeburnQuest will probably double session this weekend, Friday and Saturday at 19:00 GMT -7. 24 hours ETA til next session.Also,>>13869069Trixiefag
>>13869175my blue nigga
>>13869236Get outta here.
>>13869246Perfect!Hopefully changling loves getting cummed in, cause guess what I love
>>13869262oh boy!Princess Trixie when?
>>13869180what does the process involve?
would you a sweetie or a filly rarity
>>13869275>anon will never cum inside youwhy does this hurt so much inside
>>13869287It does whatever you want, which you like, and therefor like it. The stronger the feeling, the better.
>>13869288Sweetie with her mane done like Rarity's trying her best to take a cock even better than big sis can
>>13869180Sorry, mate.I can't feed you, this well has gone dry.
>>13869259Why people die around you anon? If you did be a goner you could save 4 lives, faggot
>>13869313as in, will there be negative health effects?
>>13869320Well I don't think i had anything to do with it, like i said the 2 guys got hooked on drugs and od.
>>13869330it's highly illegal, for one
>>13869316oh fuckif she even tried to imitate her sister's voice but with her own voice crack i don't think i could last much
>>13869213oh... uhh... about thatI still dont see what it has to do with anthropomorphic character
>>13869232It's really fucking sad when you look at the last post on her tumblr, too.
Here's an image I always wanted to post, but never did.
>>13869374Would have been funnier if it was a gif
Hey anon, want to watch pony do a flip?
>>13869374really glad that trend died outdragons other than spike are just not interesting>>13869369I guess he can do menial house tasks to earn his stay
>>13869392only if they're at least this fast
someone give me a hilarious name for my porn folder, in case someone sees it which is highly likely.
>>13869392Sounds dangerous.Do ponies have a program like Jackasspardon the pun where ponies do irresponsibly dangerous things?If so, I'd rather watch them do it than see pony hurt itself.
>>13869409The Big Bang Theory
>>13869356>sweetie belle trying to say "dahling" as you hilt inside her but her voice cracks and she can't keep up the act
>>13869408>I was staring at that for so long she started spinning backwards
>>13869374i'm still gonna draw him cause he's cute
>>13869409Sheila Ray the Brave.
First attempt. Made Babs more squared as far as her body goes, along with stubbier and thinner legs and a bigger chest than Diamond's.
>>13869409My Little Pony Friendship is Magic pornography folder
>>138694091997 tax returns
>>13869119He just shows up uninvited at least once a week. It was frightening at first, but now it's just annoying.
>>13869409There's Porn In HereIt's so blunt no one will believe it!
>>13869396Housework? Wouldn't you like... sex or something?
>>13869450make her arms more proportionate. she looks like a damned chimp.too much fat , not enough curves
>>13869465Brilliant>some days the food simply goes missing entirely
>>13869465That's fucking adorable manespecially Applebloom
>>13869409.../show me your genitals/your genitasl/show me your genitals/YOUR GENITALIA
>>13869408>not the music version[please]
>>13869465hahaah, that's greatI love applebloom's reaction>>13869475I got to see if he's worth the company in the first place
>>13869465So, what, he's Mr. Mxyzptlk?
>tfw I masturbated to a barely pony related screencap about a guy unknowingly taking drugs then watching MLP despite not even being remotely interested in itThe anon from a few threads ago was right, I need to focus my hate somewhere else.
>>13869472i'm not trying to hide it. i know a guy will most likely see it so i wanted to put something funny
>>13869475We can fuck laterI haven't vacuumed in monthshe needs to get on that
All my faps over the course of the past year or so have been very underwhelming, how do I get that sexual thrill back like I did when I first started jacking off to ponies?
>>13869498>not this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>13869504Yeah, you have to get him to say his name and then he'll leave. Which is really easy to do, because he just loves to talk.
>>13869506I think you have a very interesting fetish
>>13869515Try risque faps over sensitive material.
>>13869524and he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.NUTS NUTS NUTS
>>13869425uuunnnfff>tries to regain her composure after that sudden feel of fullness>"O-oh my dear A-anon... You r-really k-know how to make a-a lady feel g--good...."
>>13869531fapping to dead people isnot really "sentsitive".
>>13869524Oh, goat, you're here. Good. I've been meaning to get on that Mayor Mare pic, but I've been a little taken with plotting out Luna Quest. I'll get to it eventually though.
>>13869478Okay, shortened up the arms. Working out another shape.
>>13868914Mrs. Cherilee is really pretty and sometimes my bathing suit area gets all hard and tickly when I think about her
This has always bugged me, so I made a pollhttp://strawpoll.me/501119
>>13869515edgefrenulem edgefap while highfapping only to your waifu for a whole monthfutathe stackthe list could go on
>>13869269I've been waiting my entire life for this picturePlease tell me that it's cropped from something larger, tell me that there's more
>>13869396>dragons other than spike are just not interestingThat is a flat out lie!Spike isn't interesting, either!
>>13869566WrongSpike is great, he can make fun banter and provides an outsiders view
>>13869531My best ones were when I first found beast, nothing is gonna top that except fucking a real mare. I got that pounding heartbeat like when you first discovered internet porn, it was really exciting but it felt like you were doing something wrong.
>>13869521I use that song for [this].
>>13869515Stop fapping for a month.By that point you may not even be interested in starting again, but when you do it will be like the first time.
>>13869525I don't know why I have this fetish and I'm pretty sure my hate for it is slowly turning into a want.
>>13869556Why is there no "I'm indifferent to Ross"?
>>13869546Oh, that was you? Cool! I'm looking forward to it, whenever you have the time. Questing definitely takes priority, though.
>>13869465I could really see Discord just being straight up Q now>The mane 6 all minding their own business in Ponyville>Suddenly TELEPORT>They're in a strange woods wearing weird clothes>They have to play out the tale of Robin Hood and they are the merry mares
>>13869559done literally all of those things, maybe I should take a break
>bought a 100 piece mini twix/snickers/mm/mars set for halloween for kids>halfway through the box already fuck me, at least ponk understands.
>>13869597You just now saw the Q parallels?
>>13869543Oh my...What happens when you cum inside her?
We doing a podcast or what?
Okay, here we go.
>>13869581fantasies about being tricked into taking drugs or taking them unknowingly are pretty commonI want Vinyl to slip me an x pill and take advantage of my foot fetish until I get so aroused I cum in my pants
>>13869600You have brought so much joy to my heart this night anon
>>13869604No, I mean him doing it MORE so. Like how Q on TNG starts out as an antagonist but over time develops into just being mostly dickishI'm saying not everything is ruined despite Flutter On
>>13869556Okay.I do not understand why anyone would want Ross around, but I suppose there are people who like his drawings.Whatever.
>>13869613Slightly better, but now her lower arm is out of whack with her upper arm
>>13869619Why must you be a constant tease, MLPG?I'm like Spike and you are all ponies strutting your butts in my face all day
>>13869638Close enough, her arms will be better in future drawings. Glad you found it an improvement either way.
>>13869498>>13869521Something about watching this gif and listening to this song made me cry of laughter. It's not even that fucking funny.
>>13869629Nah, KCFO fucked Discord for the most part.He'll be Celestia's lap dog, it's also a real shame that the staff probably never had any bigger plan for him now that he is good beyond "Celestia needs him because reasons."
>>13869647Having a face full of pony ass and marevag 24/7 must be torture knowing they view you as nothing more than a servant
>>13869659Holy fucking thirteen year-old, Batman
>>13869650One other suggestion would be to thicken her lower legs a little so her profile is more distinguished from tiara and pinkies mega uber thighs.
>>13869598But have you done them ALL AT ONECE?
>>13869623>straight edge yet have a fetish for taking drugs>tfw that pic of gilda smoking while in panties
>>13869623http://i.imgur.com/io66M7B.pngI'd kill a man to be able to bust a huge nut all over those glasses
>>13869665Man, you are like a camerafull of negatives
>>13869673Good idea. Edited.
>>13869698I'm stealing this one
>>13869691more trap pone plz
>>13869613Slightly better than your usual stuff, hard to appreciate since I'm not that into your fatty drawings.
>>13869694Try new things, it's fun
>>13869609Sweetie's mane starts to lose her "Rarity" look, looking more messy and like her normal mane style, while she stops trying to sound like Rarity and just starts to moan and call your name in her regular sweet voice
>>13869726Now I have to kiss her cute asshole.
>>13869702Eh, her upper legs still positively dwarf her lower ones, which is a pretty prominent feature with your other designs as is.
>>13869696something about ponies giving head is hypnotizingly arousing, I think it's those demure little mouths and the eyes
>>13869147I'm sure she'd eventually find a bunch of music she'd love, but her first impressions were not favorable.
>>13869744I'll take a note. I've put essentially the same drawing up three times, don't wanna spam.
>>13869759I never got why that song got so bigIt's easy on the ears but it's not worth masturbating over
>>13869744http://i.imgur.com/WrNtQac.jpgHorses have higher body temperatures than humans so it'd be like putting your dick in a hot tub. And their muzzles are super soft.
Happy october mlpg
>>13869623Getting teased relentlessly by pone until you blow in your pants is my fetish.
>>13869759That was my reaction to /mu/ too.I was also hoping they'd do proper music analysis, but there wasn't any of that there either.
>>13869775I never understood why people that don't browse /mu/ shit over that song and album so much.It's a really well put together album.
>>13869797It's like going to /v/ expecting good game reviews/discussion or MLPG to talk about ponies
>>13866127Does the butt look better? I made it bigger.
>>13869775I'm listening to that album for the first time in a long time, and I think it's good. I can see why it got so much hype behind it, even if I'm not quite as enthusiastic. Maybe it has to grow on you.>>13869797I mostly go there for the sharethreads. I haven't been in a long while, though.
Your favorite pony is so nice and goodOn opposite day!
>>13869794That much closer to Pokemon.
>>13869811I've listened to it, and it certainly is a very nice songInfact it is really good, but the reaction and love seems very disproportionate.
>>13869776also those tongues teasing your head and frenulum
>>13869837For such a good pony she has really shitty taste in ponies.
>>13869814>we don'tI've been working really hard to spark discussion, it's just hasn't lit yet.I have plenty of flint, I'll keep trying.
>>13869759Scratch being a /mu/sician is kind of amusing.
>>13869829what? look closer>>13869837>there will never be a good ponk edit
>>13869837I really dont understand this gif at allThey're friends. Why doesn't she just spend time with Rarity?
>>13869868I thought the term was /mu/tant?
You are now a pony in EquestriaBut you're an earth pony so you wont ever do magic or flying.And your special talent is farming cabbage. Enjoy[/spoler]
>>13869877You know what's a good Pinkie Pie edit?the one where she's edited out!
>>13869744Oral sodomy is illegal in Equestria.
>>13869851>frenulumShit, nigga, is that a word?
>>13869894Can't it be both?
>>13869899Sounds not so badPlus it gives me an opportunity to do the "MY CABBAGES!" bit from Avatar all the time
>>13869860>Dashfags trying to start shit againWhen will you idiots learn?
>>13869902I used to like you, but now I just don't know
>>13869862It's easier to talk about contributors/drama/fetishes than anything else. And god knows what'll happen if the podcast shit turns out to be real. You know those LPer threads on /v/? The same shit would happen here.
>>13869899Time to farm me some motherfucking cabbage, swerve noblemen.
>>13869910It's that little piece of skin connecting your head and your shaft, it's the most sensitive part of the penis
>>13869910Yup. Even little ponies on the show have themExcept they call it a friendulum!
>>13869942Who peeled AJ?
>>13869927We weren't talking about it now until you brought it up.Let's drop it.
>>13869928creepiest cabbage ever, in one frame it's a face
>>13869904not for royaltyhttp://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/30/438204__explicit_nudity_penis_monochrome_nightmare+moon_blowjob_licking_artist-colon-zev.png
>>13869899it'll be the best fucking cabbage in all the land. ponies will be flocking from all over equestria to swather themselves in my pervasive horse semen in the hopes that celestia will honor them with a baby
Do you guys think Sweetie Belle could develop a magic spell that allows her to imitate the voices of others?
>>13869909Do you like big butts?
>>13869996>Marry Applejack>Make apple and cabbage stew
>>13869953>"Hah...">"Did I make you feel good anon?">"Because you made me feel so good..."
>>13869963That was bad and you should feel bad.
>>13870013So like Superman's voice imitation?I guess, though she doesn't seem terribly adept.
>>13870024>you will never tease Carlois's Friendulum
>>13869696would be nice if it wasnt for the tube dick
>>13870013Why would she do that?
>>13870016I can not lieI don't.
>>13870059Human dicks work better for pony blowjobs
They'll shower us with diamonds~
>>13870062>Rip it off in one quick motion>Bald butt
>>13870070>doesn't like big butts
>>13870062>Remove it>Apply to her mouthmuch better
>>13870078>>13870013stop right there, criminal scum
>>13870085I like butts when they're well drawn
>>13869816i am trying to imagine what that dock looks like without the hair and its creepin me out
>>13870084>rip it off in one quick motion, hungering for some ponut>there's nothing there>literally nothing
>>13870013Its like that episode of Rugrats where Angelica make all those prank calls
>>13870087What's not to like?
>>13870088You never go ass to mouth.
>>13870097They're all whippy and thin. We saw them in the show that one time.
>>13870107Two in the pink, one in the pink
>>13870085How 'bout w/ pic related?
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/28/412829__explicit_nudity_animated_vagina_penis_straight_lyra_cum_anus_sex_crotchboobs_human+on+pony+action_lyra+heartstrings_upvotes+galore_creampie_cumming_artist-colon-stoic5_ejaculation.gifLyra is really hot for a pony
>>13870104Unbelievably, I happened to see that episode on television just a little while ago.I watch an episode of Rugrats maybe once a year.
>>13870110but in the picture you posted it is a short stump
>>13870087I just want someone to give a backrub to. Those bits are going to get in the way somehow.
>>13870101>You stare into the abyss>The abyss stares back
>>13870022You made me feel wonderful.I love you.
>tfw no yandere pone
>>13870142Captcha: atBoom having
>>13870158dash would be yandere-est pone
>>13870142>that tiny ass loadShameful, how do you expect to get her pregnant like that?
You can go to Ponyville and live there as long as you likeBut you can only ever get a job at the local petting zoo. As an attraction.
>>13870107but that is one of my top fetishes
>>13870170Looks pretty big to meI've had my mouse over the thumbnail for minutes and he hasn't stopped cumming yet
>>13870176Time for better fetishes
>>13870178JC IT'S A BOMB!
>>13870170seriouslyIf I was balls deep in a wet, warm ponyvag clenching around my cock I'd drain my balls bone dry
>>13870178>50 minuteswe got time.
>>13870168Nah, I see FS or Rarity as being the most Yandere types
>>13870173I'm pretty sure being sentient rules us out of that role.Sentient creatures seem to have a pretty solid standard of living, just not as good as ponies.
>>13870203>Rarity will do anything to make sure no one takes you from her>Anything
>>13870173>Helicopter-dick in front of audience as they watch in awe of amazing penile abilities
>>13870178oh god oh godDo...do I get the wire? Or do I hug her? If I run will she jsut chase after me, butt first?
>>13870212Normally yes, but the job market is really bad right now and this is all there is>>13870219You are sent to jail for indecent exposure
>>13870157>"I'm glad...">"Love you too, anon:
>>13870173Can I pet the fillies back?
>>13870237>sent to jailWorth it
>>13870237How bad can pony jail even be?
>>13870231super mega unf
>>13870258PRONZ pls stay
>>13870258Hey guys I was justglitter glueglitter glueglitter glue
>>13870085>>13870131Doooooooooksseason 2 when
>>13870220No, it just means Pinkie's a bombshell.
>>13870248Yes, so long as you are nice and gentle. Like if you were petting a horse and it decided to rub itself on you affectionately >>13870265You are locked in with the worst pony prisoner in all the landHe litters on purpose!
>>13870231>pink>see through horn>sonic's rings around dick0/10 too confusing
>>13870238...You wanna do it again?
>>13870270He's really not that bad at art or anything, but I really hate his style and can't find it attractive at all
>>13870231What does magic even feel like, and why the fuck is she so pink
I love you, MLPG.
>>13870265on your first day, you need to either pet somepony on the head, or let a pony cuddle youthat's the only way you're gonna make it in pony jail
>>13870315What if I do both?
>>13870307I lust you, Anon
>>13870315...You amuse me anon.
>>13870286What about hugging? Is hugging allowed?
>>13870178>Fail to disarm in time>It's just a bunch of party poppers and confetti goes everywhere>Pinkie laughs and give hugs >"Silly, it was the pink wire!">All the wires were pink
>>13870231Is Celestia using the ripple?
>>13870323Woh man do you want to get the warden to crack down on you. You could end up in the time out corner.
>>13870328I want to frost a pony.
>>13870178RED WIRE BLUE WIRE RED WIRE BLUE WIRE
>>13870315>In pony jail>Don't want to be no bitch, so the first thing you do at lunch is find the biggest pony there and shove him to the crown>He starts crying>Oh jeeze>Everyone calls the guards>You're placed in time out for half an hour and dont get dessert >latter in the exercise yard no one picks you to play 4 square
Pony says that desert eagle's really gonna tease your spine
>>13870349If I were ever in pony jail I'd probably lift weights until I could lift every guard there over my head then give them all free rides on my shoulders.
>>13870349>shoving poniesget that grimdark shit out of here
>>13870368>They want to let you out for good behavior>But they really like your pony rides
>>13870303>you notice that she isn't responding>giving her small body a closer look, you discover that Sweetie's fall asleep>she starts to lightly snore and mumble your name in her sleep, no doubt dreaming of the wonderful feelings she's just experienced
>>13870362I tell pony that that jewish piece of shit does everything a pistol should do completely wrong.
>>13870318You'll start a cuddle riot
do you think your fetish is the weirdest?which poni would accept it and why?
>>13870348>Shinning Armor in: The Hurt Locker>It's just old high school stories about how he'd get beat up and trapped in a locker
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/31/284410/large.jpgfacesitting is the best
>>13870384>3 guards were cuddled that day>The entire jail loses desert privileges for the next week>And the guards slam your cell extra hard
>>13870387Do you guys think Pinkie Pie would be down for cuddling ABOVE the covers?
>>13870373Then I shall give the PRINCESS a piggy-back ride!EVERY PONY SHALL BE LIFTED BEFORE MY REIGN OF MILD SHOCK ENDS.
>>13870387I hate my fetish, but I'm convinced weirder ones existand by their nature, pony would never accept my fetish
>>13870417>which is really hard to do with those foam edges>maybe you shouldn't have tickled that old, grizzled stallion
>>13870439Is it vore
In seriousness guys, ponies commit all kinds of crimes.Theft probably isn't uncommon based on Gilda, extortion was used in PYHD etc.Their criminals may not be far off from ours.
>>13870278I dunno, but it's probably gonna be a while, since the first season just ended.
Rainbow Dash covered in cum
>>13870448ding ding ding
>>13870439>that one guy that mentioned parasitic castration>Never actually seen porn of it and kind of sad about it
>>13870461We know Pinkie
>>13870451for all we know,manehatten is a crime infested hellhole worse than 20th century NYC
>>13870417>>13870446>>13870428>For you behavior, yo uare locked in solitary>You are in a Hannibal Lecter style cell and restrained to the wall with plush retraints>Celestia herself comes to visit to see the monster she's heard so much about>You strian at the chains>"I'll hug your mother!"
>>13870461Pinkie... What are you doing?
>>13870465http://nationalpost.tumblr.com/post/62899393537/man-who-desired-to-be-eaten-by-a-large-dominantthey recommend anyone with a strong vore fetish to seek help and medication immediately
>>13870451spike does crimes, all the times
>>13870463Rainbow Dash covered in gum
>>13870463I'd cover pretty much any of the mares in cum
>>13870498I have no desire to be prey
>>13870483I blame the griffons.
>>13870484>non consensual hugging of other pony's mothersanon calm down this is getting a little extreme
>>13870378Hold her close and fall asleep at her side."My little sweetie."
>>13870484>I'LL HUG YOU!>I'LL HUG YOU AND I'LL CUDDLE YOU AND STROKE YOUR MANE AND SCRATCH THAT SPOT UNDER YOUR WINGS AND HOLD YOU CLOSE AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE>The guards jump back as your chains draw taught
>>13870484Whoa. I should really hulk out and boop the Princess.Especially if I could stroke her mane a little while she's stunned.
>>13870463always dresses in style
>>13870497Only if I can hide under your deck and eat you out
>>13870544>"DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK"
Prostate massages, dirty talk, and teasing from Nurse Redheart
Well this is neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE
>>13870546>>13870519>>13870544>Ceslestia rests a hoof on your head>"You need to calm down. You are being silly.">"...ok.">"Ok?">"Ok.">She lets you go>You are on your best behavior from now on
>>13870498>revealing your fetishes>acting out that kind of fetishat least he had the right idea of who makes the best predatorbut fuck being the prey, I'd rather rub that stuffed gut or make sweet love while the victim struggles inside.
>>13870577Three things involving the butt!
>at work>boss tells me to "be creative"
>>13870600I hope you picked a creative color.
>>13870600>But you are a plumber!
>>13870593Sorry, was that too strong
>>13870601dash sure a hipster
>>13870600Hope you don't use green
>>13870600>tfw green is not a creative color.
>>13870598seek help immediately
>>13870578pan's labyrinth was a good movie
>>13870609Yeah he should pick green
>>13870580>except for that one colt who tried to be "prove" himself>he even pushed against you, his hooves shaking with exertion>you just nudged him and he fell over>and got scolding from FIVE different guards
>>13870578i cant hold this much crossover
>>13870652>not hugging himSissy.
Good NightHope you have a better day tomorrow than today was.
>>13870659seek Celestia immediately
>>13870636I know that feel
>>13870636>tfw you agreed to never be creative again
>>13870658I guess you could say Green Isn't Your Color!
Dash is a potato
>>13870668If I can find this damn TV remote
>>13870651those poor chav puppets
>>13870680I'm pretty sure everyone was alluding to that, thank you for the clarification scrubbles you shit.
>>13870577That's called assisted donation and it's a medically approved treatment for stress and libido issues
sleep tight MLPG
>>13870651m8 ur abt 2 get mashed da fk up u wee cunt, swear on me mums life m8, u avin a giggle at my expense
>all this greenIt's lacking a little...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o
>>13870730>tfw no little blue speed demon waiting for you
Is the white one with the crown also my little pony? She's bigger than all the other ones
>>13870672but princesses are not for sexual
>>13870730I sleep like I'm dead after having a pre-bedtime edging session, never fails
>>13870754No, you're hers.
>>13870773>She gives you a horsecock and makes you walk around on all fours
>>13870773Fuck that, I'm a loner on the road with nowhere to go and nowhere to beSmell you later pony, aint no horse gonna tie me down
>>13870747I remember how made people got just for the fact this video exists
oh fuck Celestia keep going, fuck don't stop I'm gonna cum
pony needs assistance
>>13870808>"Oh, really?">She gets up and leaves the room.
>>13870773Mine?As in all mine mine?Does that mean I can brush her nice coat and feed her from the hand?
>>13870821>You never see her again
>>13870672What would she even do?Just be mildly disturbed?
pony sees you as an equal and will only treat you how you want to be treated
>>13870848>"Hey, Anon. Thanks. Turns out I was next in line for the throne!"
>>13870882And I'm glad pony is that way. I hope to return her kindness in an appropriate manner as well.
>>13870894>"Happy to help, best princess"
Princess Celestia has appointed you the honor of being the "Royal Alicorn Ruthole"You will start your training today with Princess Twilight Sparkle
>>13870882Then why can't I ever get a hug?
>>13870894I really want to take an eraser to her mouth. I dont know why
>>13870908You're not real.
>>13870882i ask pony why her gabber is so large
>>13870907I guess alicorns have THREE horns!*live studio audience going insane*
>>13870907anything to help the Princess. Must be a tough job, the last guy who had the position seemed kinda butthurt
>>13870922Couldn't she just keep the sand from falling with magic
>>13870935He just needs to learn to be less anal about things
>>13870940it's magic sand
Why can't Princess Celestia cure my depression
>>13870950Then why not just plug the hole with her horn?
>>13870950What if she plugged up the hole
>>13870956You keep telling her sexual healing isn't legitimate
>>13870956Because she isn't real, and because your depression isn't real. And you aren't real either. Nothing is real.
why can't celestia get me a date with a good pony
>>13871000Then why does the pain feel real
>>13871006she's trying to get you to date her, dummy
>>13871000is my skeleton real
After seeing that video of a mare sucking a cock and swallowing I've decided that if I ever get rich I'm flying that guy in to train my own personal mare
>>13871000Zen Buddhist plz.
Why can't Princess Celestia be my horse mom
>>13871017celestia is not a very smart horse
>>13871017I couldn't date a princessthere'd be so much pressure
>>13871006>"He... he hasn't noticed? After all the hints I've dropped?">"Am I going to have to flat out state I wish to become involved with him?">"No, wait, he may not even catch that. I think I may need to rut him. That has to work."
>Builds Ponybots>uses magic as a powersource>magic causes them to have free will, unique personalities, and the ability to form cutie marksWhat do I do now?
>>13871058You're gonna need two guns for this one
>>13871057>two days later>anon takes celestia to court for rape
>>13871057>walking home late one night>Celestia just swoops down on top of you and just slams into you repeatedly>You cry until she goes away, not sure what you did wrong
>>13871066But what if more than two of them want to enlist in the Royal Guard?
Rainbow dash wants to date you but she's a raging feminist
>>13871024Would you fly a few anons too for MLPGs sake
>>13871058Prevent SkynetTreat ponybots with respect and kindness
>>13869909>reverse image searchhttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweaponHoly should not unf.
>Princess Celestia wants to date you>but her sister wants to date you too!!
>mfw just played the phoenix wright dual destinies demo on my 3ds>first time i turned on the 3ds in months
>>13871110I have a no tiny butt policy
...unf?am I allowed to unf at this? they won't confiscate my unf license, will they?
>>13871110We should go on maury to figure this out
>>13871110>spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler!!!!>spoiler! spoiler spoiler!
>>13871082>Next day she presents you her leaking marebits>You slowly walk away>Brain about to explode because she was practically assaulting you yesterday
>>13871097Yeah but not for free, however the price would be reasonable. And I'd make you finger the mare in front of me so I know you're not an undercover, after that I'd leave you to your own devices and stay as far away as possible until you finish.
>>13871110something something double princess blowjob
>>13871130We can unf if we want to, we can leave our friends behind.
>>13871088That pony has a hole in her leg, she is clearly a changeling
>>13871101I fucking love cheezyweaponEverything is just so ridiculous, its greatI can't wait for http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon/208276/My-Fat-Ass-Horse-Wife---cover
>>13871110please don't make me make this choice, anon
>>13871076>case is dismissed because "stallions can't get raped"
>>13871118WHAT ITS OUTI DIDNT BRING MY 3DS TO COLLEGEFUCKHow is it
pony always introduces you as "anon, the furfag"she asks about your fursona whenever she's bored and is planning on getting your input on possible yiffing
>>13871171It's spectacular. Even though the graphics is now 3d all the silly whacky emotions that the witnesses/proescutors used to do are all still there. It's not out fully till the 24th of oct, just the demo now.
>>13871181>you'll never make a sad pony happy again
>tfw you realize that gg, leth, scootanon and rockman all never post in mlpg anymorei dont even know any of you
RECOMMEND ME SOME INCEST FAPFICSFUCK
>>13871110If polyamory isn't an option, then there's only one way to settle this fairly.It's time to ROBATTLE!
>>13871084You only have two hands, ya dingus
>>13871110>>13871131>>13871161why not both?
>>13871187So it still feels like Phoenix Wright despite the 3d models? Neato. How long is the demo?
>>13871214because that's not how intimate relationships work, anon.
>>13871203I'm pretty sure I saw Scootanon post within the last week.
>>13871214I've seen enough chick movies to know what would happen
>>13871174I already told pony my fursona was a half raptor quarter wolf dwarf-elf with iridescent fur and a mane made out of stars that was abandoned by his father for being too fabulous and exiled to the shadow realm so now he has to become the lord of evil and enact revenge on his dastardly parents (both his father) or else he'll cry and cut himself forever, and that his likes were darkness, hate, gay sex, love and tolerance, my little pony, staying up all night, pie, and ninja swords, AND that his dislikes are homophobes, atheists, happiness, furries, and yugioh. Goddamn.Pony has a bad memory.
>>13871220It starts off the begining of the game and lets you do two witnesses before it cuts off.
>>13871191I still don't get this comic. Is it Luna that discovers anon fucking Luna in his dreams but anon was dating Celestia?
>>13871214I'm not sure you could handle both, anon.
>>13871207ITS TIME TO BATTLE
>>13871249correct>>13871251I'd give it my best shot. How hard can it be?
>>13871251>luna kid>emo hair>shitty tanktop thing>broken hornCan I disown that one? Please?
>>13871203Where is Leth?
>>13871270being gay with PHN in skype
>>13871249Nah, there's nothing going on between Anon and Celestia, but in Luna's outdated mindset their going on a picnic means they were obviously together.So when she discovers that Anon is harboring lewd thoughts and wet dreams about her, she needs to make him take responsibility for his perceived adultery. Namely by being hers and hers alone.
>>13871264it's not a broken horn, dingus. Bitch only has one horny parent, that shit is recessive
>>13871261aaaaaaaaaaaarghthat picture does things to me
>>13871276PHN is still alive?
>>13871203GG's been in here a little, but he's also doing stuff like playing vidya.
>>13871285They both have horns. They're just tiny.
>>13871286>unironically liking anthro
is pony tipping illegal in equestria?
>>13871277Even if the point is to be unf, I think it's pretty fucked up that she would do that. You can't control dreams at all, unless you devote time and energy to be able to do so.
Is it night time yet?
>>13871295That's what i said
>>13871295They both have wings too, you just can't see them there.
>>13871297those are both 4~5's.completely acceptable even if you're a prude
>>13871304Isn't that from that animation? Something about the night and how Luna kidnaps fillies but everyone is cool with it
>>13871286>>13871297I like it too.http://i.imgur.com/kIoNfXK.png
>>13871297My dick doesn't care if it's anthro, human or pony.
>>13871298>you will never tip your pizza delivery pony>"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
50 days remaining.
>>13871304Night time thread.Shameful fap Nanaki fursona frottage
>>13871297Shut up wolfshark
>>13871332Almost unfed,Almost.Then I saw that it is shitty anthro.
>>13871352> > a a v v
>>13871368well, you jerk off to sergalsnerd
>>13871332>that size differenceoh my.
>>13871368How abouthttp://i.imgur.com/AOvlJ1G.jpg orhttp://i.imgur.com/1CuDSfz.png ?
>>13871332I like his sfw stuff way more
>>13871352I think we're going to make it!
Pony wants to watch anime
>>13871388First one looks like lmjSecond one is eh. Not really unf at all
It's time for bug horse
>>13871388Second one is cute
>>13871405i give pony ghost in the shell, fma, arika, and cowboy bebop
Anons in cute dresses
>>13871420Pony will surely be pleased with this selection
>>13869563I know it's really too late, but if you're still here, look for pony gaku
>>13871156Is this considered hyper? Because I like it, even though it's dumb. Such a exaggeration of the sexual.
>>13871402ДА? Вы назвали славянской фурфаг?
>>13871433Pony complains and insists on watching Bleach
>>13871411I like bughorse time.
>>13871442Yeah, that's pretty definitively hyper
>forgot what is like to browse derpibooru without filters>mfw i logoutwelp, never againhas it always being this bad or we are running out of content?
>>13871445Is that the guy from My LIttle Porny?
Pony has given up on dieting after a month of tryingShe's blaming her genetics nowAnd that she has 'big bones'
Let's talk PURPLE
>>13871332atryl is really good at drawing boobs
Eh heh heh, what do you mean you don't smoke weed anon?
>>13871445>correct phonetic transliteration>same thing with the trixie/lenin posterI wonder if Kraut speaks russian
>>13871462D-does this make me a fetishfag?
Too much purple.
>>13871512you'll actually find something close to those proportions irl. it's freaky but not unattractive
So how high are the princess's tolerance levels compared to regular ponies
>>13871520I don't understand.
Let's talk RETARD
>>13871386Size differences eh?http://i.imgur.com/IAE8NuR.png
>>13871503Any loser can learn cyrillicIt's easy as hell
Is it time for autism horse?
>her last drawing
>>13871564>The old one is not domming the young oneboring.
>>13871595how she diedwhy
>>13871558I think there needs to be more blue.
>>13871596that's not a pony
>>13871595>tumblr never deletes unused blogs despite all the rumors>nor DA>her accounts forever will be there...
>>13871595All artist twaifufags will die of influenza.Confirmed.
>>13871633That's illegal you know
PONY 3 CONFIRMED
>>13871564how incredibly boring
Would you help her?
>>13871595That's not actually her last drawing, just her last horse drawing.
>>13871606Heart failure.Or possibly suicide or something, but the reported cause of death is heart failure.
>>13871595i can't help but still feeling sad
>>13871670Twilight's face in the last to parts was really hilarious until I realized that it's the doll from JD's other art. Now it's extra funny.
>>13871672what's her actual last drawing?
>>13871691What if she died because of a broken heart?
>>13871670I'd give her a hug.That always cheers ponies up right.
>>13871701You heartless bastard.
>>13871703isn't that one already on derpibooru?
>>13871670I would cuddle pone
>>13871691>reported cause of death"heart failure" and "accidents" are the most common downplayed causes of death.i think it might have been suicide that the family chose not to make public.
>>13871709>>13871727Ponies aren't animals, they're people with boundaries and emotions.
>>13871714Well, I'm not really laughing at Trixie's misfortune. I'm more laughing at the memory of that picture where she's kissing the twilight doll.
>>13871736AnonIf I'm close enough to her to know that she wants to date Twilight bad enough that she's got a life size plush of her I think I can give her a cuddle
>>13871742who is that?
>>13871759assistant in Mighty No. 9
>>13871740This? http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Tainted-Love-301789937Also these:http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Sharing-is-Caring-299543725http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Pony-SketchDump-3-299548625http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Shower-Peep-Show-299549325http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Trixie-and-Co-299544893http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Doodles-Round-2-299543024
>>13871755>the one on the leftunf
>>13871730Yeah, that's what some people here said, and it seemed like some people she went to school with might have thought the same thing.It still could have been heart failure though.
>>13871742Hey Tex, since you seem to like to ponify vidyaplease draw pinkie and gilda as banjokazooie
What if some asshole out there has an actual death noteHow long until everyone who connected their real name with ponies drops dead? I hope it's soon.
>>13871844Rose, Jessy, and a bunch of people who do commissions would be dead
>>13871844How does the Death Note treat people with identical names, anyway?What if you want to kill only one John Smith?
>tfw pony will never roughly force me to suck him off, gag me in the process, and toss a few bits at me as I gasp for air after he's finished?
>>13871844>guy has a death note>is automatically "some asshole"
>>13871877Is that a question?
>>13871873You have to imagine the face when you write the name or it doesn't do anything.
>>13871882>casually writing in it>last words:>"some asshole that faps too ponies too often dies, i think his name was andre"
>>13871877Yes.Yes that feel when.
>>13871736I had a feeling that the comic involved discomfort
We should talk about Shining Armor and his gaming crew
>>13871888Get some real kicks, bitch.
>>13871890Why do you even need their name then?Why can't you just picture them and write "that asshole"
>>13871888into the trash it goes
>>13871736Which tumblr is this?
>>13871905We talked them to death. 8 bit was steve jobs, gaffer was a professional game designer, trappy stallion made robotic sex dolls, and shining armor was the bum of the group and rode his family connections to the top.There is only fetish left.
>>13871910you need both.
What flavors of instant noodles would there be in Equestria, and what would each character's favorite flavor be?
>>13871910the name seals the deal. Haven't you learned about true names and their ties to magic?
>>13871930Most of the time your given name isn't also your true name.You need to go hallucinate in a forest or something to find that out
>>13871921>There is only fetish left.>implying that's not fun to talk about
>>13871925instant noodles in equestria are fresh and healthy meals summoned into existence using prepackaged single-use spells, an invention of twilight sparklethe flavors are infinite. a pony only needs to think of what they want when they mix that magic powder with hot water and recite the incantation.
>>13871930>>13871910It has to be official. writing the name and writing "some asshole" is like the difference between selling pot and having a real job.
>>13871905I want to play O&O with them.
>>13871939>tfw you hallucinated in a forest and a tree told you that your true name was twily sparksfuck
>>13871943>>There is only fetish left.there's a lot of fetishes out there
just..50 more days
>>13871945What if I think about marshmallow candy pony semen
>>13871945>Any flavor.I will take the sodium bomb that is instant noodles, please.And i swear to god if that sodium is magically fake or something i am beating her with a newspaper.Also, what the fuck is healthy?!She gets a smack on the snout for trying to pull off making instant noodles healthy.
>>13871945>"Hey anon, let me make you lunch">pony draws symbols on the floor with chalk and starts sprinkling dust out of a packet labelled "sparkle's instant noodles">[ominous latin chanting]
>>13871968imagining this interaction was hilarious.
>>13871968Magical talking horse says that if you want to eat garbage the trash is right there
So there is really no mlp panel at NYCC?also october 10 3 years
>>13871974>pony has prepared a Great Feast!
>>13871742Would you be willing to do any of the other Call designs?
>>13871984You expect Hasbro to have that much foresight/care.
>>13871987>tfw pony will never be reduced to a water dispenser
>>13871981Pony would think we are trying to both eat and get wasted at the same time.Especially after sneaking a sip.
>>13871989Maybe. I just liked E the most.
>>13871997yes, because they had a panel last year
Best princess coming through.
>>13871993If the polygons go on a diet they'll fit
>>13872011>not doing design B>have her sorta like Sweetie Belle>design I might be like Rarity
>>13871993maybe those polygons should kill themselves and remove their shitty shapes from geometry
>>13872019But that's not being yourself anon.
>>13872016Twilight Sparkle is coming through?Thanks cadence for letting me know.
>>13872019>>13872027They're not polygons, they're polygonal prisms.
>>13872016That's a queen retart.
>>13872016not on my watch
>>13872036Thank you, kind Anon.
>>13872028Of course not, don't be silly
>>13871993Life is situational and unfair. Stop using it as a means to be a victim.
>>13871999>"I'm gonna go work at Applejack's for awhile. You mind conjuring me about 500 loaves of bread?">"YES I DO FUCKING MIND!"
>>13872044What a tosser...
>>13872011Neat. B was the one I voted for. >>13872026Another B-bro. And yes, each pone could work for each design.
>>13872034Am I not being myself by learning new things and improving myself?>>13872040fuk u
>>13871993The trapezoid would actually be able to get through if he went in sideways.
>>13871828when i was her age i had a suicidal phase as well. everything just seemed so hopeless and just when i thought i would do it i made one last attempt at salvaging my life. it hasn't improved by much, but i'm 24 now and despite my current situation (which is bad) i plan to go on till it's over for sure. i wish she had done the same, because if it was suicide she has killed herself over things that were ultimately solvable and trivial. and that greatly upsets me, because her ability for her age was quite unusual. the way she created and talked about it, it just looked to me that she had a future with this stuff. when i looked at her stuff for the first time over a year ago, i actually thought she was much older or even in art school. the way she just did things reminded me of other great contemporary artists, she was made from the same stuff as them.i immediately thought that she's gonna go places and get great.and then this.it hit me harder than i thought.i didn't even know her and feel like someone close died.
>>13872051That's not what the comic is saying. It's poking fun at those who are 'just right" that then go spewing their ignorant mouths how everyone else should be just like them when its impossible.
>>13872051But when the wall stretches to infinity and the only holes that don't lead to worlds made out of literal shit are circular, life sucks. You're a victim of chance. The worst sperm won the race to the shittiest egg. The only ways out are suicide and waiting until you can have your brain and body augmented to work right.
>>13872062to be fair, a cylinder is an n-gonal prism where n is infinity.
>>13872058There's just so much potential for those little signs.
>>13872064Some of us felt the same.Terrible day to be on the general that day.
>>13872064>she has killed herself over things that were ultimately solvable and trivialKrautism claims it's first victim.
why aren't you buying your pony buttplug for bronies?
>>13872067Whining because you weren't born the way you wanted to be is just an excuse to play victim. The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just fucking grass. Life is situational and no one way is better than others. Judging based on some made up absolute system of value is pointless.
>>13872101Pony wears the buttplug.
>>13872118There's no green grass on the ugly, sutpid, and autistic side unless you're willing to delude yourself. Just a lot of shit, that the ugly, stupid, autistic people are forced to walk in.I urge them to kill themselves instead of leeching off society and escaping to the internet.