>>13856609
>New Horse edition
But Anon that's still 51 days away.

>>13856609

>ponk princess

I audibly groaned

>>13856609

>expecting best horse
>get this

This isn't what I wanted
This isn't what I wanted at all

Pony wants to cum at one hundred and thirty decibels.

>>13856635
Disappointment all around

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>>13856635
Ditto.
Let's get some REAL best princess up in this, and we can still salvage this thread

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Best princess

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>>13856643
That's unsafe. Recommend against it to pony.

>>13856628
ouch, that's a burn

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>not the newest horse

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I like it when we get 2 page spreads like these out of the comics.

>>13856674
Agreed, Celestia is the best pink princess.

Why didn't the pony want you giving her the D?

Becaue she was too Dpressed[/spoiler] and took too much so she could OD

>>13856682

Never saw that episode. Any good?

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seems like we have a best princess thread salvaged

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>>13856676
I bet Celestia can handle it.

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>>13856684
Fuck you, Issac.

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>>13856682

>>13856682
you are more autistic then appledan, anon

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someone should download that new movie "Cyberbully" and stream it

i want to laugh

>>13856687
>not watching all the episodes

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>>13856687
>never saw
>an episode

brown horse ruined it
watch it anyways faggot

>>13856676
Pony says that her sister doesn't know what it's like being on the moon for a thousand years. She needs this release.

All of the princesses are plot devices and brony ponies.

All of them.

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>>13856691
>>13856693
>>13856694
SUDDENLY WHITEST PRINCESS

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>>13856693
the question is if you can handle her.

>>13856717
>CELESTIA
>WHITE

argentina pls

>>13856702
>>13856699

How long are you niggers going to keep to that rule?

Every indication is that Meghan McCarthy's MLP:FiM Season 4 is going to be worse than 3.

>>13856727
I see no such indication

I liked s3 just as much as 1 and 2

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>>13856716

>>13856717
>SUDDENLY *UGLIEST PRINCESS

You had a typo.

>>13856738
Nobody's talking about you, Princess.

>>13856727
The Animatics tell me otherwise

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>>13856738
I dunno anon, she's looking pretty good to me.

I hate cards so much

Fuck poker

fuck blackjack

Sum should mean total amounts of number values

how the fuck does a 6 of hears, a 12 of clubs and a 7 of hearts total together have a sum of 23

it should be 6+12+7=25

>>13856727
My good sir, I say, your proposition is ghastly at the least. How long do you intend to remain in this fine venue for show discussion when you wilfully remain ignorant of the very thing one must be versed in to participate?

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>>13856717
MORE WHITE PRINCESS PONE

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>>13856731
>I liked s3 just as much as 1 and 2

>>13856751
actual autism

>>13856751
THE DICE ARE LOADED

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>>13856742
>>13856750
Hey, it's just show canon.

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stop hogging all the covers anon

>>13856769

You're on the show?

Which ugly pony are you?

>>13856751
>12 of clubs
>12

>>13856773
Well maybe if you come closer, we could share better.

>>13856755
is the white princess behind celestia?

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>>13856754
>my good sir

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>>13856750
prettiest princess

why isn't she real?

>>13856779
That's what it says

Card 2 is: 12 of clubs

>>13856786
she's as real as you are
why aren't you real?

>>13856789
the cards only go up to ten

then there are kings, queens, jacks, and aces.

>>13856751
>Old as fuck game
>"Woah what's with all these irrational quirks"

Play a newer game if you want rules that haven't been thoroughly raped by drunken players, faggot

Like rook

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>>13856781
>>13856773

>roleplaying

This displeases Lera.

>>13856698
Is it like a documentary or some Hallmark movie shit?

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>and then I told her, spread yourself and bark like a dog and she actually did it!

>>13856799
his point is that aces aren't always treated as ones and kings, queens, and jacks don't have values that make sense because the game he's playing was invented over a lot of beer

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best princess

>>13856727
As long as people care to enforce it, and that depends on how many people think it's a requirement.

How much show do you think the people here should see MLPG?
http://strawpoll.me/497975

>>13856808
Is Twilight trying to edge her horn without Celestia noticing?

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>>13856786
Because then you'd be happy, anon.

We can't have that.

>>13856799
explain to me then how this says the sum is 23

does it disregard the queen and count only 10?

>>13856810
no it's not a game, it's a program I'm suppose to write. fine, i can do that, but how can the values equal 23 when they should be 25?

>>13856776
anon must be celestia

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>>13856785
My good sir, is something bothering you?

>>13856822
kings, queens and jacks are only counted as 10

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>>13856825
Luna doesn't appreciate you speaking of her sister in such a manner.

>>13856814
You're only allowed to skip the songs

>>13856838
No, not even the songs

especially in s3e13

>>13856806

Hallmark movie shit

http://strawpoll.me/497982

>You will never feel your favorite Stallion's hooves on the back as he enters you

>>13856825

But anon is ugly, not prettiest horse. He said so himself.

He can't be Celestia.

>>13856830
ok. ok. i can accept that

But how the fuck does it expect me to write code to say what the HIGHEST value of a card is, when the example it gives me says the highest value generated is a 12? The very same 12 of clubs? shouldn't it be 10?

>>13856844
Yes, especially the songs. Especially in S3E13.

>>13856686
what if pony od'd on your d

Cadence is hot as fuck, blown my load to her many times. I'd let her dom me with magic any time, I'd jack off but I can't cum today, took opiates.

http://i.imgur.com/AFdDanB.png

>>13856857
but celestia is a very ugly pony

>>13856851
no, it would make you a xenophile

>>13856801
>Lera

Who?

>>13856856

Good.

I am the one who knocks.

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>>13856852
This can be cute.

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I love mickey.

>>13856865
>magicjobs

What would that even feel like? My head is super sensitive so that'd make me squirm so much.

>>13856866

I guess on opposite day yeah.

Waifus
http://strawpoll.me/497987

>>13856886
Imagine a thousand fire ants biting your dick at once while having a catheter inserted

>>13856873

Candy dolls.

Mega Sweet is into that.

Post a picture of a pony.
And then give some fetishes.

>>13856894
>No "I don't know"

#Beef

>>13856889
every day is opposite day

>>13856906
not you again

>>13856902
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Getting a catheter pulled out is the weirdest feeling in the world, just thinking about it makes me want to pass out. I don't understand how that could ever be someone's fetish.

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>>13856906
mind control
body odor
dangerous sex

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>>13856909

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how about instead of sexualizing ponies, we instead post pictures of cute ponies doing cute things
>unprejudiced dlyitor

>>13856865
Give me your opiates so you won't have to deal with not cumming to horses anymore. I'm willing to take that bullet for you anon

>>13856918

I'm so happy I haven't had to deal with catheters yet

The thought terrifies me

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>>13856906
Prehensile clitoral hood
Cunnilingus
Body odor
Pubic hair
Femdom

>>13856920
...dangerous?

>>13856920
uh

>>13856929
I'd never share opiates, they're too valuable, and they're gonna be gone in a few days anyways

>>13856934

I'd imagine making Dash cum mid-flight would make her stall

that's pretty dangerous

>>13856934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s

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>>13856906
Teat sheathes

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>The Mane Cast
Twilight has become an awful Mary Sue, Rarity's an annoying cunt who hasn't been generous in a long time, Fluttershy has overcome her one interesting character flaw again and again, RD's attitude consists of saying "TOTALLY AWESOME!!1", Panka gets less funny each season, and AJ is as boring as ever. Spike's one chance to find his origins is gone, and he will forever just be a little pussy who is either really dumb or really smart as the plot demands.

>The Minor Characters
The Royal Sisters are just exposition-givers, and the minor characters have gone from funny and charming like Braeburn to boring planks like Cuntdance and Shitting Armor. Only Trixie and Babs Seed are even vaguely decent anymore.

>The Villains
Range from wasted opportunities (Sombra and Discord) to mediocre (NMM) to utter shit that could never have been good (Cheeselegs).

>The Settings
Went from cool, imaginative settings like Cloudsdale and the Everfree Forest to SHINY CRYSTAL PLAYSET!! IT'S LIKE PONYVILLE, BUT EVEN LESS INTERESTING!!

>Comics
The Mane 6 are boring as all hell, the pandering and LE POP CULTURE REFERENCES XD XD XD are at maximum, and Twilicorn is coming. If you think this is gonna save MLP, you are mistaken.

>EQG
Pfft...hahahaha!

>Twilicorn and ACW
Still canon.

The Ride is Over.

>>13856906
Impregnation
Loving married sex - esp. honeymoon sex
Multiple forced orgasms
Squirting
Hard fuck-her-into-the-headboard from behind sex
Excessive semen output
Yes I'm on the stack

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>>13856961
Fuck, forgot the pone

>>13856865
You know what the best part about the love magic thing is?

She wouldn't be messing with your memories, or full-on brainwashing you. You'd know what was going on. You'd know it was her magic making you feel this way. You'd know she was using you as a plaything. And you'd love her for it.

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>>13856960

>The ride is over

If only it were that easy

>>13856885
top unf

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>>13856965
hnnggg
never thought I'd find hoof rubs to be cute

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>>13856971

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>>13856967
Unf

>>13856885
>>13856972

i don't understand vore

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b820b869bad3cbab56e44dfe2e4642db/tumblr_mu2d45VYuJ1seb3ceo1_1280.png

So is this like... reverse cis?

>>13856984
I gave up trying to understand vore.

I don't even really like it, yet the thought of a giant woman eating me kinda gets to me. Couldn't tell you why.

>>13856984
bellies, domination/control, stuffing, tight spaces all in one convinent package

>>13856996
Hard vore turns me on

But not sexually. It just makes me hungry.

>>13856950
>You wake up in the hospital.
>Sore as hell, feels like you cracked a few ribs, you must have got her good.
>You notice a pony pokes her head through the closed curtain and looks at you before darting out of sight.
>"He's awake."
>You hear mutterings behind the curtain before Twilight emerges, trying to seem calm.
>She managed to look at you, but her eyes fall as she speaks.
>"Dash, managed to break your fall... You have both been out for a week."
>'A wee-'
>"She hasn't woken up yet..."

>>13857011
>pop a boner

>>13857008
Consensual, sexually charged hard vore is hot
Its also so rare I'm not sure I've ever actually seen it
I feel like I have but I can't remember or find any specific examples

>>13857018

based on your definition of consensual, there's those few animations of knights/thieves trying to slay/steal from a dragon and end up getting mind controlled into being eaten/fucked and eaten

>>13857018
I'm pretty sure that even that would just make me hungry.

What else are you supposed to feel when eating things comes up, really?

>>13856967
I imagine it being like the intense throbbing sensation you get when you're close to cumming, except it's constant and you don't ejaculate

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>>13857029
a deep contempt for fat people

>>13856985
I'm okay with half that image.

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>>13857011
>implying I wouldn't break the fall
All the while plummeting to the Earth screaming "totally worth it."

>>13857018
hard stuff is a majr boner kill for me

soft or bust

>>13857033
My diet is 50% zucchini and includes squirrel. It's impossible for me to be fat.

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Ponies have a bet running over who can make the human cum hardest

>>13857028
I remember those
With the little game thing where a dragon chases your cursor around while the game loads
They were great, and surprisingly well made, but definitely soft vore

>>13857046
I thought soft vore was being eaten and living, and hard vore was being eaten for sustenance?

or is it just the difference between gore and non gore?

>>13857045
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!

>>13857045
But what if human doesn't want to cum?

>>13857055
soft vore is a swallowing fetish
hard vore is a special on national geographic

>>13857055
hard vore is rip and tear and gore

soft vore is the swallowing, digestion optional

>>13857045
>human doesn't cum at all
>human wasn't a furry
>ponies go home feeling inadequate

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>>13857063
ooh.

>>13857062
They're magic so you don't have much a choice, and the earth ponies/pegasuses are so skilled that they'll milk you in minutes

>>13857070
This is rather cute.

>>13857072
>pony decides to stop playing nice
>magic electrostim for hours

>>13857077
>magic

so even if you don't orgasm they magic your testes and prostate into producing semen and then suck it out of you?

some contest.

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>>13857070

>>13857038
Dash as as active as that comic right now, Anon.
You tried.
>The nurses try to hold you back but they can't stop you from pushing past them to claw to the bed beside you.
All they can do is futilely adjust your IV bag to avoid anything pulling on you as you make your way over.
>If there was a pony under the bandages on the bed, you would not know it.
>Aside from the small council of ponies around the bed you managed to enter.

>>13857077
But they can't be all that skilled unless there have been prior humans. Stallions squirt mostly from pressure, not from thrusting in sequence for a few minutes.

The magic might be an unfair advantage. Surely they'd have a betting pool for unicorns and another for non-magic users.

>>13857077
But that's rape!

>>13857092
>but human already decided to stop playing nice
>magic restraining order for years
>pony's plans are dashed

M.A. Larson stole the plot of Magic Duel from an episode of Lidsville.

>>13857098
> objects you used to masturbate with are included
That's bullshit.

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>>13857100
dash has survived worse, anon

you can't make me feel bad for unfing at dangerous sex

>>13857098
Winona gets around.

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>>13857098

>>13857101
>Stallions squirt mostly from pressure

I'm kind of ashamed that I know this. Winking looks like it feels so damn good.

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>13856967
>You know you should protest, take offense at what she's doing
>But...for some reason, it seems so...romantic...

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>>13857126

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>>13856906
Orgasm denial
Face sitting
Completely happy monogamous relationship

>>13857121
>AND THEN SHE EXPLODED!
>Your human semen proved to be the prefect acid, destroying her entirely.
>It hits all of her friends in the face unceremoniously.
>The screams radiate forever in the hospital as their souls are permanently imprinted in the halls.

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Cadence is best princess, best alicorn, and best pony.

>>13857154
she proably loves long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners too

the sick fuck

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>>13857157
You could say that

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>>13857157
That's cute.

>>13857152
> implying it doesn't feel amazing when a woman cums while you're inside her, twitching around you
> implying it wouldn't be even more intense with a pony
Not even that guy
Not much of a horsefucker
But I could understand the appeal there

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>>13857157
>>13857172

Also most sexually attractive and kinkiest princess

>>13857077

Holy shit, that's such a hot thought

>Walking through Ponyville with your groceries, whistling a jaunty seafaring tune
>Drop your bags and grab your crotch as you hear your eggs breaking and watch your tomatoes get bruised
>Moan out loud at the wonderful [ADJECTIVE REDACTED] feeling of the magic job you're receiving
>Look around, trying to find the culprit before you cum
>See your favorite unicorn casually leaning against a wall, smiling at you with her horn aglow
>Start awkwardly shuffling over to her
>The feeling intensifies, making you fall to your knees and start panting
>Ponies gather round to watch
>Fluttershy walks up to you and asks if you're alright
>Open your mouth to reply, when pony makes you cum
>Fluttershy backs away as you fall over spasming and moaning

>>13857169
I like those things myself
Though now that I think of it, having a third in the bed might be enjoyable just for cuddling purposes
Maybe a stallion that she sometimes wants me to "experiment" with

>>13857187
No. Fuck you.

>>13857187
Uni/alicorn femdom is hot

>>13857199

Okay, but I get to top

>all this submissiveness

You mean you don't get off to forcing people to do your bidding? That's fucking sick. I can't believe how creeped out I am right now.

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HOLD YOUR HORSES
BEST PRINCESS COMING THROUGH

>>13857203
Alright, but I'm using a cactus.

I've had 6 cups of tea today

>>13857209

Okay, I'm glad you don't know what topping is

>>13857207
> putting on dom airs
Anon
Anon pls

>>13857187
Lyra pls

>>13857186
I wanna rut her.

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>>13857207
I feel your pain, bro. All these sub faggots are really getting on my nerves.

>>13857207
>getting what you want while still giving your lover what they want
>submissive

That's not how the world works, Anon.

>>13857207
I regularly unf to the thought of Twilight helping you mind control other ponies into letting you fuck them in all sorts of depraved fetishistic ways while Twilight watches and touches herself at your sick show

but MLPG doesn't, so I don't share the fantasy

>>13857207
>>13857220
> so manny alfalfa

>>13857212
Alright, but I'm still using a cactus.

What if pony gets off to being there for you and letting you use her body any way you want.

>>13857223
>taking a passive role or not taking a role at all and having one thrust on you
>not submissive

I'm not even "alpha", it just creeps me out and makes me feel a mix of anger and shame.

Too much self worth I guess

>>13857230

is it a barrel cactus

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>>13857232
She must have a rough day everyday, then.

>>13857220
I want to beat and humiliate women because I'm ashamed of being a beta but I secretly want to get dommed

>>13857236
>self worth
I think the word you're looking for is "insecurity"

>>13857236
There are other rolls to take then TOP and BOTTOM, Anon.

>>13857232
can I use pony as a piss bottle

that's my fetish

>>13857236
> not being on top or having the upper hand this once is submissive or passive
Wow
Such alpha

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>>13857237
No.

what about domming from the bottom position

>>13857232
What if I want to eat pony and feel her squirm?

is that okay with pony?

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>>13857247
> rolls

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>>13857217
>tfw no kinky alicorn princess wife

I'm kind of a switch. I usually adapt to whatever my partner is like. And even though I prefer timid guys I'm awful at talking to them and knowing when people are interested in me.

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Pony thinks your semen tastes awful.

>>13857055
full tour is being eaten and living

>>13857264

Jesus christ, look at that monster.

Cacti are the Devil's vegetation!

>>13857236
I feel it too, man.

>>13857273
Shut up, I just flew in from an intense ERP, and boy are my arms tired

>>13857232
>What if pony gets off to being there for you
I'm totally cool with this part
I want to be there to support pony too

>>13857246
Maybe. It could also be trust issues. Because trust is for losers. Or a superiority complex. Armchair psychology aside I find your fetish offensive

The closest I can get to it is being serviced and giving instructions

>>13857260
Wow such ironic shitposting
Such mockery
So big
Say to face and not on internet
very marine core
300k confirmed kills starting

>>13857247
Yeah
Like jungler

>>13857288
> i find that offensive
> i'm diffrunt stop doing that
> stoppit
> STOPPIUT
This is about as 'commending' as you sound right now.

>>13857285
I'm taking a break for a few days because I squeezed my head too much and it got sore

>>13857288
I can get off to both domming and subbing

and I bet I can kick your ass

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This is my headcannon and you cant stop me.

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I like it when we mad.
Mad is good.

>>13857288
If you don't like it whatever, but if you actually find it "offensive" you have some deep-seated issues

>>13857273
Shinny mang. What I'd/we'd give to be him.

>>13857274
Saine, what do you think of mostly-bottom-but-can-adapt guys who aren't "timid", just a little shy.

Someone that would jump at the chance to cuddle with you

>>13857303
that actually would be pretty cute

>>13857306
> being straight or lesbian has anything to do with how much you like porn and/or sex

Instead of labels like top/bottom, alpha/beta, dom/sub, etc, couldn't you just enjoy the experience of sharing the moment?

>>13857273
>you will never stroke her fat cock until she squeals and unloads her swollen balls all over her own face and neck

>>13857288
>trust is for losers
Being a loner is for losers, the many wonderful series on The CW to the contrary.

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>>13857306
I'm cool with this. Intimacy shy Dash is pretty cute.

>>13857318
Why do that when you can boast to anonymous strangers online about how non-sub you are?

>>13857320
faggot

I want a pony to dom me but at least I'm not a homosexual degenerate.

>>13857326
>Being a loner is for losers
But it's so quiet and peaceful.

>>13857314
I'm pretty open all around. If I get along with them I'm willing to compromise.

Also that kind of describes me actually.

>>13857318

it's much easier to label things when it comes to fetishes

>>13857328
>tfw it was cute for a days and then POOF, its a porn tumblr

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So when are you guys going to stop replying to your own posts?

>>13857339
So's a nice death at home, but why live as though you're dead?

>>13857336
I want to know why subs always come off all high and mighty.
>ur jus insecure heuhuehu

>>13857349
Never

>>13857353
Maybe they're comfortable with themselves.

>>13857345
Uh. Go look through his older entries.

>>13857345
Gotta have them followers!

Even rch made porn on his tumblr.

Your pure artists are not as they seem.

>>13857353
"I'm not even "alpha", it just creeps me out and makes me feel a mix of anger and shame.

Too much self worth I guess"
>not a high-and-mighty attitude

>>13857293
>stop expressing opinions anonymously
>that shit has consequences
>it bothers me
>stop it
>stoppit
>waaaah

>>13857310
I might

Nobody ever said that issues were bad things though. We live with people, not ponies. People aren't perfect and well intentioned. It's good to distrust people and be disgusted with people that want to be controlled. That means you can discard those people and move past them. Move above them. It's bad to want to stay in the same place, under someone else.

Love is bad too because it just ties you down, not because I'm a sociopath that wants it but can't reciprocate.

I'm loving all this confirmation I'm giving myself so I can not feel like a piece of shit about being objectively inferior to most of the human race and doomed to a life of unhappiness

how do I become alpha without hitting women and getting arrested

>>13857364
He could've just been calling himself narcissistic

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>>13857372
You lost me somewhere around this area.

>>13857372
>sex is a matter of controlling/being controlled
Did you get raped or something

>>13857306
>>13857328
I've always liked the idea that Dash gets like that when romance is involved, whereas Fluttershy is able to muster some confidence.

>>13857340
I've never actually been in a relationship with a guy before and if this wasn't online I wouldn't know how to bring this up...maybe I AM timid

>>13857394
>fluttershy is the raunchiest sex story writer due to her experiences of witnesses the maiting seasons of all kinds of animals
>its how she pays for her farm

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Honestly? I liked drawing the one with RD and AJ most.

>>13857377
Like this: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=85792&n=Hit_the_Bitch.swf

>>13857394
>flutterdashrolereversal.png

>>13857396
I guess I'm mostly closeted in person. People never really ask and I never really hit on anyone.

My two major relationships both started online.

>>13857400
That pony looks like an orc.

>>13857400
is that pony okay

>>13857385
I'm a self centred asshole that refuses to let other people near himself because he's afraid of being banished from society, when society is his only avenue to any sort of "meaningful" life, which isn't meaningful at all, because true human happiness achieved through social health isn't something I can have so I have to breathe empty achievements and "importance" to not want to kill myself. I've taught myself to be disgusted with contentment and passiveness because it's obviously happiness and obviously something I can't have. Because I can't even feel sad when people die. Or feel shocked when people run over animals with lawn mowers. Because I'm not really human by anyones philosophical standards. I just look like one. Logically, I am less than human.

This has been online nervous breakdown with anon. I'm going to go take adderall and run around in circles for a few hours now.

>>13857353
> implying I'm sub
> at all
> ever
> implying I called you insecure as much as a tryhard
> implying all anons are alike
Protip: alphas don't give a flying fuck about anyone else's sex lives. Entering the "which is better" argument is counterproductive and only shows you are reactive where you should simply prefer the role you assert.

Dom and sub, alpha and receptive, it's an interplay. If you can't understand that or mistake it for dog-eat-dog you're not going to stay in any relationship very long, and by no fault of your subs.

>>13857372
> simple user
> styling themselves alpha
I think we're done here.

>>13857406
have you redesigned fluttershy for s4? or will you if you haven't

>>13857423
Mail me your adderall, I remember snorting mine in middle school and high school, it was fun

>>13857423
don't worry man

>psychopath
>Logically, I am less than human.

you're 100% correct

>>13857428
>alpha/beta classifications
>applying to humans

>>13857423
Seek psychiatric help.

That's not a snub. It sounds like you have a lot of things going on that bother you and a few warning signs of depersonalization.

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I should really be drawing.

>>13857416

pony iz made for fightan

>>13857434
>tfw technically a Sociopath.
>Generally liked here, stories saved for others to see.

>>13857428
>you're not going to stay in any relationship very long

I'm not worried about that, I've come to terms with the fact that I won't ever have an intimate relationship.

>>13857448

you're not the boss of me

>>13857428
Who needs relationships when I can have TECHNOOOLOGY

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>>13857448
>implying I would try to copy dangerous things I see on TV

>>13857438
OP here. I agree, the fact that we're organized more like primate troops make the labels misapplied, but there are only so many labels that people are willing to digest online. I prefer 'assertive' or 'dominant' in most cases.

I remember a time when 'alpha' didn't mean Mystery Method bullshit and only hinted at 'leader,' not 'mega-super-Fonzie-Zord-l33t-Avenger.'

Pony is embarrassed about her premature ejaculations.

>>13857468
Pony is female, she can have a dozen.

>>13857451
No, you've self-diagnosed as a sociopath. In my practice that's a pretty bad move.

You DO sound like you're experiencing intense depersonalization and need to seek counseling.

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>>13857430

Not so much a redesign, but a different wardrobe. Something a little more homely compared to the older one where she was wearing a yellow sweater and black skirt/pantyhose

>>13857414
When I say I've never been in a relationship with a guyI mean I've never been in a relationship

And now I feel like I should never burden anyone with being my first

>>13857462
I love Jackass

>>13857480
Pony says nuh-uh. It ruins sex for her because she's too sensitive.

http://i.imgur.com/VvGBTCH.png

>>13857511
Just have to work that sensitivity out of her then.

>>13857513
> GG viral marketing again

>>13857513
Regular furry is dumb.
Pony anthro is hot.
Explain this to me.

>>13857468
I'd cum so fast if I ever did anything sexual with a pony. I'd cum pretty much instantly if a pony sucked my cock.

>>13857523

you're a picky furfag?

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>>13857413

>>13857517
Pony says it doesn't work. It makes her hurt. She can't last long at sex. Her body won't let her.

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>>13857488
Have you drawn Sylvia yet you terrible person?

>>13857468
Why, because this is her first time with a near-mythical Human?

Or you mean this is premature even among her people?

but I like both

>>13857539
god, those eyes

all of my cum