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My Little Pony General

New Horse edition

Old horse: >>13851914
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>>13856609
>New Horse edition
But Anon that's still 51 days away.
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>>13856609

>ponk princess

I audibly groaned
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>>13856609

>expecting best horse
>get this

This isn't what I wanted
This isn't what I wanted at all
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Pony wants to cum at one hundred and thirty decibels.
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>>13856635
Disappointment all around
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>>13856635
Ditto.
Let's get some REAL best princess up in this, and we can still salvage this thread
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Best princess
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>>13856643
That's unsafe. Recommend against it to pony.
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>>13856628
ouch, that's a burn
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>not the newest horse
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I like it when we get 2 page spreads like these out of the comics.
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>>13856674
Agreed, Celestia is the best pink princess.
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Why didn't the pony want you giving her the D?

Becaue she was too Dpressed[/spoiler] and took too much so she could OD
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>>13856682

Never saw that episode. Any good?
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seems like we have a best princess thread salvaged
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>>13856676
I bet Celestia can handle it.
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>>13856684
Fuck you, Issac.
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>>13856682
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>>13856682
you are more autistic then appledan, anon
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someone should download that new movie "Cyberbully" and stream it

i want to laugh
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>>13856687
>not watching all the episodes
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>>13856687
>never saw
>an episode

brown horse ruined it
watch it anyways faggot
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>>13856676
Pony says that her sister doesn't know what it's like being on the moon for a thousand years. She needs this release.
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All of the princesses are plot devices and brony ponies.

All of them.
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>>13856691
>>13856693
>>13856694
SUDDENLY WHITEST PRINCESS
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>>13856693
the question is if you can handle her.
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>>13856717
>CELESTIA
>WHITE

argentina pls
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>>13856702
>>13856699

How long are you niggers going to keep to that rule?

Every indication is that Meghan McCarthy's MLP:FiM Season 4 is going to be worse than 3.
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>>13856727
I see no such indication

I liked s3 just as much as 1 and 2
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>>13856716
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>>13856717
>SUDDENLY *UGLIEST PRINCESS

You had a typo.
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>>13856738
Nobody's talking about you, Princess.
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>>13856727
The Animatics tell me otherwise
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>>13856738
I dunno anon, she's looking pretty good to me.
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I hate cards so much

Fuck poker

fuck blackjack

Sum should mean total amounts of number values

how the fuck does a 6 of hears, a 12 of clubs and a 7 of hearts total together have a sum of 23

it should be 6+12+7=25
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>>13856727
My good sir, I say, your proposition is ghastly at the least. How long do you intend to remain in this fine venue for show discussion when you wilfully remain ignorant of the very thing one must be versed in to participate?
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>>13856717
MORE WHITE PRINCESS PONE
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>>13856731
>I liked s3 just as much as 1 and 2
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>>13856751
actual autism
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>>13856751
THE DICE ARE LOADED
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>>13856742
>>13856750
Hey, it's just show canon.
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stop hogging all the covers anon
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>>13856769

You're on the show?

Which ugly pony are you?
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>>13856751
>12 of clubs
>12
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>>13856773
Well maybe if you come closer, we could share better.
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>>13856755
is the white princess behind celestia?
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>>13856754
>my good sir
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>>13856750
prettiest princess

why isn't she real?
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>>13856779
That's what it says

Card 2 is: 12 of clubs
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>>13856786
she's as real as you are
why aren't you real?
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>>13856789
the cards only go up to ten

then there are kings, queens, jacks, and aces.
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>>13856751
>Old as fuck game
>"Woah what's with all these irrational quirks"

Play a newer game if you want rules that haven't been thoroughly raped by drunken players, faggot

Like rook
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>>13856781
>>13856773

>roleplaying

This displeases Lera.
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>>13856698
Is it like a documentary or some Hallmark movie shit?
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>and then I told her, spread yourself and bark like a dog and she actually did it!
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>>13856799
his point is that aces aren't always treated as ones and kings, queens, and jacks don't have values that make sense because the game he's playing was invented over a lot of beer
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best princess
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>>13856727
As long as people care to enforce it, and that depends on how many people think it's a requirement.

How much show do you think the people here should see MLPG?
http://strawpoll.me/497975
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>>13856808
Is Twilight trying to edge her horn without Celestia noticing?
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>>13856786
Because then you'd be happy, anon.

We can't have that.
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>>13856799
explain to me then how this says the sum is 23

does it disregard the queen and count only 10?

>>13856810
no it's not a game, it's a program I'm suppose to write. fine, i can do that, but how can the values equal 23 when they should be 25?
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>>13856776
anon must be celestia
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>>13856785
My good sir, is something bothering you?
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>>13856822
kings, queens and jacks are only counted as 10
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>>13856825
Luna doesn't appreciate you speaking of her sister in such a manner.
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>>13856814
You're only allowed to skip the songs
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>>13856838
No, not even the songs

especially in s3e13
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>>13856806

Hallmark movie shit
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http://strawpoll.me/497982
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>You will never feel your favorite Stallion's hooves on the back as he enters you
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>>13856825

But anon is ugly, not prettiest horse. He said so himself.

He can't be Celestia.
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>>13856830
ok. ok. i can accept that

But how the fuck does it expect me to write code to say what the HIGHEST value of a card is, when the example it gives me says the highest value generated is a 12? The very same 12 of clubs? shouldn't it be 10?
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>>13856844
Yes, especially the songs. Especially in S3E13.
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>>13856686
what if pony od'd on your d
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Cadence is hot as fuck, blown my load to her many times. I'd let her dom me with magic any time, I'd jack off but I can't cum today, took opiates.

http://i.imgur.com/AFdDanB.png
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>>13856857
but celestia is a very ugly pony
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>>13856851
no, it would make you a xenophile
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>>13856801
>Lera

Who?
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>>13856856

Good.

I am the one who knocks.
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>>13856852
This can be cute.
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I love mickey.
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>>13856865
>magicjobs

What would that even feel like? My head is super sensitive so that'd make me squirm so much.
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>>13856866

I guess on opposite day yeah.
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Waifus
http://strawpoll.me/497987
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>>13856886
Imagine a thousand fire ants biting your dick at once while having a catheter inserted
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>>13856873

Candy dolls.

Mega Sweet is into that.
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Post a picture of a pony.
And then give some fetishes.
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>>13856894
>No "I don't know"

#Beef
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>>13856889
every day is opposite day
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>>13856906
not you again
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>>13856902
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Getting a catheter pulled out is the weirdest feeling in the world, just thinking about it makes me want to pass out. I don't understand how that could ever be someone's fetish.
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>>13856906
mind control
body odor
dangerous sex
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>>13856909
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how about instead of sexualizing ponies, we instead post pictures of cute ponies doing cute things
>unprejudiced dlyitor
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>>13856865
Give me your opiates so you won't have to deal with not cumming to horses anymore. I'm willing to take that bullet for you anon
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>>13856918

I'm so happy I haven't had to deal with catheters yet

The thought terrifies me
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>>13856906
Prehensile clitoral hood
Cunnilingus
Body odor
Pubic hair
Femdom
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>>13856920
...dangerous?
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>>13856920
uh
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>>13856929
I'd never share opiates, they're too valuable, and they're gonna be gone in a few days anyways
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>>13856934

I'd imagine making Dash cum mid-flight would make her stall

that's pretty dangerous
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>>13856934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
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>>13856906
Teat sheathes
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>The Mane Cast
Twilight has become an awful Mary Sue, Rarity's an annoying cunt who hasn't been generous in a long time, Fluttershy has overcome her one interesting character flaw again and again, RD's attitude consists of saying "TOTALLY AWESOME!!1", Panka gets less funny each season, and AJ is as boring as ever. Spike's one chance to find his origins is gone, and he will forever just be a little pussy who is either really dumb or really smart as the plot demands.

>The Minor Characters
The Royal Sisters are just exposition-givers, and the minor characters have gone from funny and charming like Braeburn to boring planks like Cuntdance and Shitting Armor. Only Trixie and Babs Seed are even vaguely decent anymore.

>The Villains
Range from wasted opportunities (Sombra and Discord) to mediocre (NMM) to utter shit that could never have been good (Cheeselegs).

>The Settings
Went from cool, imaginative settings like Cloudsdale and the Everfree Forest to SHINY CRYSTAL PLAYSET!! IT'S LIKE PONYVILLE, BUT EVEN LESS INTERESTING!!

>Comics
The Mane 6 are boring as all hell, the pandering and LE POP CULTURE REFERENCES XD XD XD are at maximum, and Twilicorn is coming. If you think this is gonna save MLP, you are mistaken.

>EQG
Pfft...hahahaha!

>Twilicorn and ACW
Still canon.

The Ride is Over.
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>>13856906
Impregnation
Loving married sex - esp. honeymoon sex
Multiple forced orgasms
Squirting
Hard fuck-her-into-the-headboard from behind sex
Excessive semen output
Yes I'm on the stack
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>>13856961
Fuck, forgot the pone
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>>13856865
You know what the best part about the love magic thing is?

She wouldn't be messing with your memories, or full-on brainwashing you. You'd know what was going on. You'd know it was her magic making you feel this way. You'd know she was using you as a plaything. And you'd love her for it.
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>>13856960

>The ride is over

If only it were that easy
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>>13856885
top unf
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>>13856965
hnnggg
never thought I'd find hoof rubs to be cute
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>>13856971
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>>13856967
Unf
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>>13856885
>>13856972

i don't understand vore
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/b820b869bad3cbab56e44dfe2e4642db/tumblr_mu2d45VYuJ1seb3ceo1_1280.png

So is this like... reverse cis?
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>>13856984
I gave up trying to understand vore.

I don't even really like it, yet the thought of a giant woman eating me kinda gets to me. Couldn't tell you why.
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>>13856984
bellies, domination/control, stuffing, tight spaces all in one convinent package
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>>13856996
Hard vore turns me on

But not sexually. It just makes me hungry.
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>>13856950
>You wake up in the hospital.
>Sore as hell, feels like you cracked a few ribs, you must have got her good.
>You notice a pony pokes her head through the closed curtain and looks at you before darting out of sight.
>"He's awake."
>You hear mutterings behind the curtain before Twilight emerges, trying to seem calm.
>She managed to look at you, but her eyes fall as she speaks.
>"Dash, managed to break your fall... You have both been out for a week."
>'A wee-'
>"She hasn't woken up yet..."
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>>13857011
>pop a boner
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>>13857008
Consensual, sexually charged hard vore is hot
Its also so rare I'm not sure I've ever actually seen it
I feel like I have but I can't remember or find any specific examples
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>>13857018

based on your definition of consensual, there's those few animations of knights/thieves trying to slay/steal from a dragon and end up getting mind controlled into being eaten/fucked and eaten
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>>13857018
I'm pretty sure that even that would just make me hungry.

What else are you supposed to feel when eating things comes up, really?
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>>13856967
I imagine it being like the intense throbbing sensation you get when you're close to cumming, except it's constant and you don't ejaculate
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>>13857029
a deep contempt for fat people
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>>13856985
I'm okay with half that image.
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>>13857011
>implying I wouldn't break the fall
All the while plummeting to the Earth screaming "totally worth it."
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>>13857018
hard stuff is a majr boner kill for me

soft or bust
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>>13857033
My diet is 50% zucchini and includes squirrel. It's impossible for me to be fat.
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Ponies have a bet running over who can make the human cum hardest
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>>13857028
I remember those
With the little game thing where a dragon chases your cursor around while the game loads
They were great, and surprisingly well made, but definitely soft vore
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>>13857046
I thought soft vore was being eaten and living, and hard vore was being eaten for sustenance?

or is it just the difference between gore and non gore?
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>>13857045
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!
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>>13857045
But what if human doesn't want to cum?
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>>13857055
soft vore is a swallowing fetish
hard vore is a special on national geographic
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>>13857055
hard vore is rip and tear and gore

soft vore is the swallowing, digestion optional
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>>13857045
>human doesn't cum at all
>human wasn't a furry
>ponies go home feeling inadequate
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>>13857063
ooh.
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>>13857062
They're magic so you don't have much a choice, and the earth ponies/pegasuses are so skilled that they'll milk you in minutes
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>>13857070
This is rather cute.
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>>13857072
>pony decides to stop playing nice
>magic electrostim for hours
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>>13857077
>magic

so even if you don't orgasm they magic your testes and prostate into producing semen and then suck it out of you?

some contest.
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>>13857070
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>>13857038
Dash as as active as that comic right now, Anon.
You tried.
>The nurses try to hold you back but they can't stop you from pushing past them to claw to the bed beside you.
All they can do is futilely adjust your IV bag to avoid anything pulling on you as you make your way over.
>If there was a pony under the bandages on the bed, you would not know it.
>Aside from the small council of ponies around the bed you managed to enter.
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>>13857077
But they can't be all that skilled unless there have been prior humans. Stallions squirt mostly from pressure, not from thrusting in sequence for a few minutes.

The magic might be an unfair advantage. Surely they'd have a betting pool for unicorns and another for non-magic users.
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>>13857077
But that's rape!
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>>13857092
>but human already decided to stop playing nice
>magic restraining order for years
>pony's plans are dashed
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M.A. Larson stole the plot of Magic Duel from an episode of Lidsville.
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>>13857098
> objects you used to masturbate with are included
That's bullshit.
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>>13857100
dash has survived worse, anon

you can't make me feel bad for unfing at dangerous sex
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>>13857098
Winona gets around.
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>>13857098
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>>13857101
>Stallions squirt mostly from pressure

I'm kind of ashamed that I know this. Winking looks like it feels so damn good.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13856967
>You know you should protest, take offense at what she's doing
>But...for some reason, it seems so...romantic...
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>>13857126
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>>13856906
Orgasm denial
Face sitting
Completely happy monogamous relationship
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>>13857121
>AND THEN SHE EXPLODED!
>Your human semen proved to be the prefect acid, destroying her entirely.
>It hits all of her friends in the face unceremoniously.
>The screams radiate forever in the hospital as their souls are permanently imprinted in the halls.
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Cadence is best princess, best alicorn, and best pony.
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>>13857154
she proably loves long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners too

the sick fuck
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>>13857157
You could say that
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>>13857157
That's cute.
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>>13857152
> implying it doesn't feel amazing when a woman cums while you're inside her, twitching around you
> implying it wouldn't be even more intense with a pony
Not even that guy
Not much of a horsefucker
But I could understand the appeal there
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>>13857157
>>13857172

Also most sexually attractive and kinkiest princess
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>>13857077

Holy shit, that's such a hot thought

>Walking through Ponyville with your groceries, whistling a jaunty seafaring tune
>Drop your bags and grab your crotch as you hear your eggs breaking and watch your tomatoes get bruised
>Moan out loud at the wonderful [ADJECTIVE REDACTED] feeling of the magic job you're receiving
>Look around, trying to find the culprit before you cum
>See your favorite unicorn casually leaning against a wall, smiling at you with her horn aglow
>Start awkwardly shuffling over to her
>The feeling intensifies, making you fall to your knees and start panting
>Ponies gather round to watch
>Fluttershy walks up to you and asks if you're alright
>Open your mouth to reply, when pony makes you cum
>Fluttershy backs away as you fall over spasming and moaning
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>>13857169
I like those things myself
Though now that I think of it, having a third in the bed might be enjoyable just for cuddling purposes
Maybe a stallion that she sometimes wants me to "experiment" with
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>>13857187
No. Fuck you.
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>>13857187
Uni/alicorn femdom is hot
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>>13857199

Okay, but I get to top
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>all this submissiveness

You mean you don't get off to forcing people to do your bidding? That's fucking sick. I can't believe how creeped out I am right now.
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HOLD YOUR HORSES
BEST PRINCESS COMING THROUGH
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>>13857203
Alright, but I'm using a cactus.
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I've had 6 cups of tea today
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>>13857209

Okay, I'm glad you don't know what topping is
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>>13857207
> putting on dom airs
Anon
Anon pls
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>>13857187
Lyra pls
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>>13857186
I wanna rut her.
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>>13857207
I feel your pain, bro. All these sub faggots are really getting on my nerves.
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>>13857207
>getting what you want while still giving your lover what they want
>submissive

That's not how the world works, Anon.
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>>13857207
I regularly unf to the thought of Twilight helping you mind control other ponies into letting you fuck them in all sorts of depraved fetishistic ways while Twilight watches and touches herself at your sick show

but MLPG doesn't, so I don't share the fantasy
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>>13857207
>>13857220
> so manny alfalfa
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>>13857212
Alright, but I'm still using a cactus.
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What if pony gets off to being there for you and letting you use her body any way you want.
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>>13857223
>taking a passive role or not taking a role at all and having one thrust on you
>not submissive

I'm not even "alpha", it just creeps me out and makes me feel a mix of anger and shame.

Too much self worth I guess
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>>13857230

is it a barrel cactus
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>>13857232
She must have a rough day everyday, then.
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>>13857220
I want to beat and humiliate women because I'm ashamed of being a beta but I secretly want to get dommed
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>>13857236
>self worth
I think the word you're looking for is "insecurity"
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>>13857236
There are other rolls to take then TOP and BOTTOM, Anon.
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>>13857232
can I use pony as a piss bottle

that's my fetish
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>>13857236
> not being on top or having the upper hand this once is submissive or passive
Wow
Such alpha
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>>13857237
No.
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what about domming from the bottom position
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>>13857232
What if I want to eat pony and feel her squirm?

is that okay with pony?
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>>13857247
> rolls
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>>13857217
>tfw no kinky alicorn princess wife
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I'm kind of a switch. I usually adapt to whatever my partner is like. And even though I prefer timid guys I'm awful at talking to them and knowing when people are interested in me.
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Pony thinks your semen tastes awful.
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>>13857055
full tour is being eaten and living
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>>13857264

Jesus christ, look at that monster.

Cacti are the Devil's vegetation!
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>>13857236
I feel it too, man.
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>>13857273
Shut up, I just flew in from an intense ERP, and boy are my arms tired
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>>13857232
>What if pony gets off to being there for you
I'm totally cool with this part
I want to be there to support pony too
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>>13857246
Maybe. It could also be trust issues. Because trust is for losers. Or a superiority complex. Armchair psychology aside I find your fetish offensive

The closest I can get to it is being serviced and giving instructions

>>13857260
Wow such ironic shitposting
Such mockery
So big
Say to face and not on internet
very marine core
300k confirmed kills starting
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>>13857247
Yeah
Like jungler
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>>13857288
> i find that offensive
> i'm diffrunt stop doing that
> stoppit
> STOPPIUT
This is about as 'commending' as you sound right now.
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>>13857285
I'm taking a break for a few days because I squeezed my head too much and it got sore
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>>13857288
I can get off to both domming and subbing

and I bet I can kick your ass
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This is my headcannon and you cant stop me.
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I like it when we mad.
Mad is good.
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>>13857288
If you don't like it whatever, but if you actually find it "offensive" you have some deep-seated issues
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>>13857273
Shinny mang. What I'd/we'd give to be him.
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>>13857274
Saine, what do you think of mostly-bottom-but-can-adapt guys who aren't "timid", just a little shy.

Someone that would jump at the chance to cuddle with you
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>>13857303
that actually would be pretty cute
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>>13857306
> being straight or lesbian has anything to do with how much you like porn and/or sex
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Instead of labels like top/bottom, alpha/beta, dom/sub, etc, couldn't you just enjoy the experience of sharing the moment?
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>>13857273
>you will never stroke her fat cock until she squeals and unloads her swollen balls all over her own face and neck
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>>13857288
>trust is for losers
Being a loner is for losers, the many wonderful series on The CW to the contrary.
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>>13857306
I'm cool with this. Intimacy shy Dash is pretty cute.
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>>13857318
Why do that when you can boast to anonymous strangers online about how non-sub you are?
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>>13857320
faggot

I want a pony to dom me but at least I'm not a homosexual degenerate.
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>>13857326
>Being a loner is for losers
But it's so quiet and peaceful.
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>>13857314
I'm pretty open all around. If I get along with them I'm willing to compromise.

Also that kind of describes me actually.
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>>13857318

it's much easier to label things when it comes to fetishes
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>>13857328
>tfw it was cute for a days and then POOF, its a porn tumblr
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So when are you guys going to stop replying to your own posts?
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>>13857339
So's a nice death at home, but why live as though you're dead?
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>>13857336
I want to know why subs always come off all high and mighty.
>ur jus insecure heuhuehu
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>>13857349
Never
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>>13857353
Maybe they're comfortable with themselves.
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>>13857345
Uh. Go look through his older entries.
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>>13857345
Gotta have them followers!

Even rch made porn on his tumblr.

Your pure artists are not as they seem.
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>>13857353
"I'm not even "alpha", it just creeps me out and makes me feel a mix of anger and shame.

Too much self worth I guess"
>not a high-and-mighty attitude
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>>13857293
>stop expressing opinions anonymously
>that shit has consequences
>it bothers me
>stop it
>stoppit
>waaaah

>>13857310
I might

Nobody ever said that issues were bad things though. We live with people, not ponies. People aren't perfect and well intentioned. It's good to distrust people and be disgusted with people that want to be controlled. That means you can discard those people and move past them. Move above them. It's bad to want to stay in the same place, under someone else.

Love is bad too because it just ties you down, not because I'm a sociopath that wants it but can't reciprocate.

I'm loving all this confirmation I'm giving myself so I can not feel like a piece of shit about being objectively inferior to most of the human race and doomed to a life of unhappiness
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how do I become alpha without hitting women and getting arrested
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>>13857364
He could've just been calling himself narcissistic
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>>13857372
You lost me somewhere around this area.
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>>13857372
>sex is a matter of controlling/being controlled
Did you get raped or something
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>>13857306
>>13857328
I've always liked the idea that Dash gets like that when romance is involved, whereas Fluttershy is able to muster some confidence.
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>>13857340
I've never actually been in a relationship with a guy before and if this wasn't online I wouldn't know how to bring this up...maybe I AM timid
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>>13857394
>fluttershy is the raunchiest sex story writer due to her experiences of witnesses the maiting seasons of all kinds of animals
>its how she pays for her farm
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Honestly? I liked drawing the one with RD and AJ most.
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>>13857377
Like this: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=85792&n=Hit_the_Bitch.swf
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>>13857394
>flutterdashrolereversal.png
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>>13857396
I guess I'm mostly closeted in person. People never really ask and I never really hit on anyone.

My two major relationships both started online.
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>>13857400
That pony looks like an orc.
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>>13857400
is that pony okay
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>>13857385
I'm a self centred asshole that refuses to let other people near himself because he's afraid of being banished from society, when society is his only avenue to any sort of "meaningful" life, which isn't meaningful at all, because true human happiness achieved through social health isn't something I can have so I have to breathe empty achievements and "importance" to not want to kill myself. I've taught myself to be disgusted with contentment and passiveness because it's obviously happiness and obviously something I can't have. Because I can't even feel sad when people die. Or feel shocked when people run over animals with lawn mowers. Because I'm not really human by anyones philosophical standards. I just look like one. Logically, I am less than human.

This has been online nervous breakdown with anon. I'm going to go take adderall and run around in circles for a few hours now.
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>>13857353
> implying I'm sub
> at all
> ever
> implying I called you insecure as much as a tryhard
> implying all anons are alike
Protip: alphas don't give a flying fuck about anyone else's sex lives. Entering the "which is better" argument is counterproductive and only shows you are reactive where you should simply prefer the role you assert.

Dom and sub, alpha and receptive, it's an interplay. If you can't understand that or mistake it for dog-eat-dog you're not going to stay in any relationship very long, and by no fault of your subs.

>>13857372
> simple user
> styling themselves alpha
I think we're done here.
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>>13857406
have you redesigned fluttershy for s4? or will you if you haven't
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>>13857423
Mail me your adderall, I remember snorting mine in middle school and high school, it was fun
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>>13857423
don't worry man

>psychopath
>Logically, I am less than human.

you're 100% correct
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>>13857428
>alpha/beta classifications
>applying to humans
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>>13857423
Seek psychiatric help.

That's not a snub. It sounds like you have a lot of things going on that bother you and a few warning signs of depersonalization.
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I should really be drawing.
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>>13857416

pony iz made for fightan
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>>13857434
>tfw technically a Sociopath.
>Generally liked here, stories saved for others to see.
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>>13857428
>you're not going to stay in any relationship very long

I'm not worried about that, I've come to terms with the fact that I won't ever have an intimate relationship.
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>>13857448

you're not the boss of me
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>>13857428
Who needs relationships when I can have TECHNOOOLOGY
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>>13857448
>implying I would try to copy dangerous things I see on TV
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>>13857438
OP here. I agree, the fact that we're organized more like primate troops make the labels misapplied, but there are only so many labels that people are willing to digest online. I prefer 'assertive' or 'dominant' in most cases.

I remember a time when 'alpha' didn't mean Mystery Method bullshit and only hinted at 'leader,' not 'mega-super-Fonzie-Zord-l33t-Avenger.'
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Pony is embarrassed about her premature ejaculations.
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>>13857468
Pony is female, she can have a dozen.
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>>13857451
No, you've self-diagnosed as a sociopath. In my practice that's a pretty bad move.

You DO sound like you're experiencing intense depersonalization and need to seek counseling.
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>>13857430

Not so much a redesign, but a different wardrobe. Something a little more homely compared to the older one where she was wearing a yellow sweater and black skirt/pantyhose
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>>13857414
When I say I've never been in a relationship with a guyI mean I've never been in a relationship

And now I feel like I should never burden anyone with being my first
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>>13857462
I love Jackass
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>>13857480
Pony says nuh-uh. It ruins sex for her because she's too sensitive.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/VvGBTCH.png
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>>13857511
Just have to work that sensitivity out of her then.
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>>13857513
> GG viral marketing again
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>>13857513
Regular furry is dumb.
Pony anthro is hot.
Explain this to me.
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>>13857468
I'd cum so fast if I ever did anything sexual with a pony. I'd cum pretty much instantly if a pony sucked my cock.
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>>13857523

you're a picky furfag?
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>>13857413
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>>13857517
Pony says it doesn't work. It makes her hurt. She can't last long at sex. Her body won't let her.
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>>13857488
Have you drawn Sylvia yet you terrible person?
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>>13857468
Why, because this is her first time with a near-mythical Human?

Or you mean this is premature even among her people?
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but I like both
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>>13857539
god, those eyes

all of my cum
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>>13857540
> mfw intentionally try to be premature-ejaculate to match her stride
How do you do that? Like hyperventilate, drink too much caffeine, refuse to work out for a few weeks?
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>>13857541
>Ross draws fatSylvia riding Wander
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>>13857513
>VvGBTCH
>Very Violet Game BiTCH
haha
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Gaffer wants all of MLPG to start a cuddle orgy around him.
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>>13857565
I disrespectfully refuse
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>>13857546
Pony says she has some sort of medical condition. Sometimes it gets too sensitive to even cum.
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>>13857565
I respectfully accept
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>>13857583
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>>13857565
Nope.
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>>13857565
What other ponies will be there? If it's just going to be Gaffer and all of us that doesn't sound very good.
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>>13857484
>Self diagnosed.

...It was in my Criminology class.
>Asking a high school kid to self evaluate themselves.
It's been years, and to be honest, I consider myself normal.

At 26 do I honestly need to see a council? Jonestown isn't in my future, I may not give a fuck but I don't go full cult leader on shit.
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>>13857565
What is he, some kind of faggot?
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>>13857554
I don't want it
I just want pudgy Sylvia and not Ross' fetishes all over everything
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>>13857576
> pony with vaginisimus
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Would you hug her and grope her belly?
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>>13857599
>not wanting to snuggle up against his soft while hooves
>not fighting over the best cuddle spot
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>>13857607
>filename
>new
What?
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>>13857607
Maybe if she dressed like a normal human being
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>>13857607
not at all, my boy
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>>13857541

I have, but not in a way you were expecting. I like WoY's designs too much to desecrate them.
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>>13857608
Sorry, but I prefer ponies who are blue.
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feet get me hard
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>>13857513
http://i.imgur.com/CJnqxCn.png
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how do you use filters?
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was there any new canon information from this book?
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>>13857628
>inb4 books aren't canon
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>>13857488
Ah, looks good
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>>13857630
They are, however they are a lower tier of canon and can be overridden by other higher forms.
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>>13857618
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>>13857623

now this

this is my speed
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>>13857631
>/a/nons face when he realizes his picture is replaced by fatpank.png
this glitch is the funniest thing to happen to 4chan
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>>13857631
4chan pls
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>>13857620
Smelly Dash feet are hot.
>>
Vibrating butt plugs.
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>>13857656
second
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>>13857647
anyone want to go digging for the post that got replaced?
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>>13857656
To be honest I like the painplay and the insults more than the feet. But I do love that picture.
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>>13857656
>>13857660
>smellfags
absolutely disgusting
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>>13857662
here it is
>>>/a/94421445
I almost got distracted by the tits thread
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>>13857670
no u

fag
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>>13857643

That's exactly what I was attempting to follow when I drew my test image. I saved all the development images referring to how to draw the characters.
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>>13857648
thats a pretty long torso there
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>>13857680
No, you're the fag.
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>>13857676
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>>13857670
I like clean feet too but smelly feet have always done things to me, don't know why, I remember liking them as a kid too
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>>13857685
nuh uh

you are
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>>13857622
Finish her
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>>13857676
What now, it actually happened?
Or are you tryin' to ruse me.
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>>13857669
The Vinyl one with her in the bathing suit makes me ooze pre
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>>13857700
Look at the time
Of course it happened
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>forced to go to EQD to find something
>no fanfiction mode is gone
>its still hard as shit to search anything there

what the fuck is sethisto even doing. how has a popular site remained so shitty.
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>>13857709
Didn't one of their mods recently quit?
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>>13857707
link?
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Fuck, I always chase people away when I say I'm a virgin
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>>13857676
>dead thread
Wow they don't mess around on /a/
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>>13857600
So it was a self-diagnosis by simple battery in a criminology class in high school. That's not a lot to go on, though your feelings and state are important even if that label doesn't fit.

Let's be even-handed though: most all sociopaths don't become cult leaders or particularly dangerous. Even if you're a sociopath, life is not Law and Order.

I would hesitate to second that diagnosis, though it sounds like you're not in a great place right now.
>>13857423
> refuses to let others near
> worked up that a "meaningful" life is either hallow or closed off to them
> convinced social health isn't something I can have
> self-taught to reject or have revulsion to contentment or passiveness as it's 'happiness'
I can't and won't diagnose you professionally online. It's a breach of ethics without further information, and my license only includes in-state, in-person patients.

I will say it sounds like you have things going on counsel might help with. The divorce between events and proper emotional engagement sounds like pretty severe depersonalization which is a component of a lot of things -- not all of them dangerous to others but certainly painful to themselves.

There are a lot of people who I hear from who say things like what you've said who have been surprised what is possible for them. I'd suggest counsel, and not just "hammer seeking a nail." It's not about avoiding societal harm, it's helping you wherever you are right now.
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>>13857721
http://i.imgur.com/RJ5uAKm.jpg

the number of good foot pics in this fandom is in the single digits
>>
http://2ch.hk/mlp/
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>>13857683
alright, did an edit
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>>13857618
>Ross respectful of anything

I don't buy it.
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>>13857624
http://pastebin.com/5gwQjT6b

Just put this into your md5 filter
make sure stubs are hidden and stuff
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>>13857723
what happened
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>>13857729
and I have them all saved
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>>13857489
That's silly, being with someone isn't a burden. If it works out go for it.

Don't force it but don't feel bad for being inexperienced.
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>>13857565
What is this, some sort of gay test?
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I like ponies and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>13857723
One time a girl I was chatting with mentioned that a lot of girls have fantasies about taking a guy's first time.
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>>13857618
ross where do you post your pictures. i am trying to find an old dash picture you did.
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>>13857729
>those sweaty feet
>those tits

I want her to knead my swollen head in between her toes while licking my dickhole
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Pony wants to feel your boobs.
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>>13857729
there are no words to adequately describe how hard I would fuck that Vinyl
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>>13857733
>tupla thread
Pffft
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>>13857748
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1041514

there is plenty i can do
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>>13857760
pone grinds her muzzle into your hardon and asks what that thing is in your pants
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>>13857733
Uh guys

http://2ch.hk/mlp/res/2048206.html
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>>13857760
pony will be dissapointed
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>>13857756

I was gonna
>dickhole

but there's really no good way to word it
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>>13857751

if you want a girl who wants to be your first time, you want a cougar. i lost mine to a cougar. she seemed fucking jazzed to take it. it was on a cruise.

plus there's all the benefits to them besides.
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>>13857772
What about it
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>>13857772
That was linked a year or more ago.

I still refuse to believe it's anything but a sick joke perpetrated by a russian-speaking member of MLPG.
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>>13857755
Ross Irving deleted them because somebody saw his pedophile art on the internet and it caused him regret. That's why he blew a fuse when he saw creepycurses half of the art trade he did with him (6 months later) while googling 'ross irving' and finding the sweetie pedo image.
maybe a person potentially hiring him saw it
he was begging us for money a month ago
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>>13857772
fucking russian memes
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>>13857776
better than piss-slit
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Is there an image cuter than this? I think not.
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>>13857790
Cumslit?
Cumspout?
Urethra?
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>>13857792

How about any image that doesn't have stupid proportions?
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>>13857772
I remember our Russian cousins.

They were so cold, man.
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>>13857792
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>>13857784
Doesn't one of those russian artists like to draw marker pony every now and then?
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>>13857805
Yes, YES.
WE'RE SPREADING
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>>13857792
>No "Honk! Honk!"
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>>13857792
I object
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>>13857804
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Now, this is patently false. Luna has a canon tiny butt.
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>>13857808
Oh God no. Please. All that's going to do is breed Russian Seths.
>>
you
yes you
all of you are dead
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>>13857729
>>13857756
>>13857761

>you will never give that Vinyl an NGO by kissing her feet and sucking on her toes while she's high on Ecstasy.
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>>13857826
I can finally have my peace?
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>>13857822
it excites me so
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>>13857822
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>>13856960
>that feel when I just wrote a fucking essay of agreeing with you about Twilight being a mary sue, Pinkie getting shitty jokes and AJ being boring as fuck and that the writers are the reason why MLP is slowly turning to shit
>my fucking nigger for also disliking those fucking referencers everywhere

Also who the fuck cares for ACW and Twilicorn can still give tons of potential for more episodes. Too bad that most of the writers don't know shit how to do that.
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>>13857822
I miss MT too
She's keeping herself out though
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>>13857822
> implying that's not fun
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>>13857826
Not even the dead can no peace from this evil.
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>>13857833
10/10

I've seen it before but I forgot it enough that it's working for me all over again.
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>>13857836
I think she wanted to step out while the Ghost shitposting died down.

It seems a wise choice.
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>>13857792
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>>13857843
>no
Truly I cannot escape my grammatical errors.
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>check skype home page thing
>2 people are suicidal
>several more depressed
well shit.
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>>13857847
No, it's my fault she left. Another anon and I were talking about why they didn't like MT and she saw
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>>13857808
>WE'RE SPREADING
For the record his stuff is old.
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>>13857828
>you will never do drugs with any Vinyl
>"Oh, man. I'm flying so high right now I can't even SEE..."
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>>13857849
Nigga please.
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>>13857857

I wish I had depressed friends to share it with, all of my stoner friends are perfectly content being useless nothings with no girlfriend.

or at least I wish I had weed
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What if Pinkie was THIS big? Would you beat off on her huge gut?

Headcanon says Pinkie has enough success at Sugarcube Corner that she'll have her own party/cooking show when she gets a little older and since the Cakes aren't there to bug her about overeating, she becomes as big as a house and loved all over Equestria.

She takes a man into her dressing room once or twice a week where she gets her brains fucked out
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>>13857861
>he doesn't like MT
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>>13857874

I wonder how much damage a bullet would do to someone of those proportions.

Your fatties are extra-dense, right Ross?
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>>13857880
That's what I thought
MT is like the cutest
I like the little hearts in the eyes
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>>13857874
No, only Femrover or Sugar can be that big and pull it off.
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>>13857865
I know, I was there.
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>>13857861
Why nigga, why?
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>>13857874
Next time please use the guide before making a foray into something like this. It isn't a very good attempt. This is for everyone's benefit.
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>that feel when all your friends are asleep because timezones
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>>13857887
She makes cute stuff.
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>>13857883

It would only tickle her because a bullet merely ricochet off her rippling boulder belly. Then she'd tell you not to be so grumpy and give you a hug where she presses her stomach hard against your crotch, with her eyes darting away while wearing a coy smile.
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>>13857905
>incoming Ross shitting all over LK
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>>13857917

Do you shoot her in the eye or the belly button or something?

She's gotta have a weak point.
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>>13857792
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>>13857874
Hmm, nah, too big for me
the size you had her at before is perfect though
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>>13857917
how pathetic
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>>13857912
Yes
The porn isn't half bad either but I don't save it
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MT is near the top of my "would" list

Would cuddle
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>>13857924

No weak points, I'm afraid. Unless you count her being incredibly aroused from a bullet squeezing deep into her tight, twelve-inch deep navel as a weak point. Have a big enough dick and thrust hard in there to shake her fat violently and watch her totally lose control, wiggling her puffy arms and moaning in protest.
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>>13857932
I don't save porn either. In fact, fuck porn.

Unless it's cute, then I get conflicted.
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Where the white ponies at?
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>>13857947
>he would only cuddle MT

i'd go full sexual nigger
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>>13857866

I wonder what she'd be more into - drinking, smoking weed, or pills?
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>>13857928

"Oh come on, pleeease? I'm super-duper big but I feel just like a marshmallow, I promise!"
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>>13857947
>>13857962
you don't even know what she looks like!
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>>13857972
>he doesn't know
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13857792
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>>13857982
I do actually
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/6eafcec3cdd063f2fc3cdf6e26cda5e1/tumblr_mu336oSknl1rss0c2o1_500.png
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>>13857983
W..weh
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>>13857983
>/co/
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>>13857963
pills, man. but she also uses special k to cool off.
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>>13857987
I'm liking this one the most right now.
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>>13857991
>>13857992
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>>13857792
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>>13857932
http://imgur.com/MBCtylV

porn doesnt have to be sexual it can be cute
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>>13857992

we love you
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>>13857992
>Filename
Read it in spongebob narrator voice
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>>13858001
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>>13857992
Whoo
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>>13858008
I wish MT opened lewd commissions again

she did a good job on that Acid
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>>13858009
i have no willpower...i missed you guys....
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>>13858021
We missed you too
We can't leave either
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>>13858020
my only regret was i wanted rarity with huge horse balls instead but i wasnt clear
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>>13858021
Addiction is a scary thing.
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>>13858020
They were never closed.
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>>13857995
>she also uses special k to cool off

Is it wrong that my first thought was eating a bowl of cereal with Scratch after waking up the next morning after a huge rave set?

>"Hey, don't bogart all the strawberries, Scratch!"
>"What? They're like the best part!"
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>try to leave
>can't
Looks like we're in this together...
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>>13858009
i love you
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>>13858037

o-oh

keep an eye on your asks then
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>>13858015
Hey, I requested that one!
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>>13858038
she takes her special k laced in the milk she puts over her Special K
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>>13858044
Don't touch me.
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Hey, MLPG.

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
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>>13857995
>doing anything more than alcohol and weed

i'm too worried to try other things
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>LK writes a belly button fic
>hot as all fuck
>Ross writes belly button fap material
>intensely unappealing
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>>13858031
http://i.imgur.com/f4HlgEt.png
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>>13857992
I LOVE YOU.
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>>13858067
Ross writes?
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Pony wants you to pound her through her orgasm and don't stop until she cums again.
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>>13858061
Are there ponies there?
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>>13857927
I'd give her a nice treat of hot cum
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>>13858067

If I liked fat humans I don't think I'd mind Ross's bellybutton stuff.

But fat humans are just not my jam.
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>>13858065
Don't be an idiot and it won't kill you. Don't try things blind or if you don't know what they are. Stay away from animal tranquilizers and speed.
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>>13857970
oh alright, fine
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>>13858021
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>>13858067
Do you mean Twibelly? Or did he make a new story?
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>>13858076
He's been trying, haven't you seen it in this thread?
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>that feel when the new writers are horrible and not god tier like Corey

fucking why
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>>13858077
I think she should at least take me out to dinner first, we barely know eachother.
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>>13858077
oh mah

pony is a deviant
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>>13858070
http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1369453224960.png
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>>13858067

>jacking off to ponies
>not an adorably terrifying marshmallow monster having a giggle fit
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>>13858067
Some people just aren't suited for being adept at anything.
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>>13858085
I don't even know where to begin. I hear horror stories of drugs being cut with shit that will mess you up. I could probably get my hands on anything, but I don't know...
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>>13858077
>pony wants you to dominate her, completely ignore her needs, and focus solely on your own getting off

Fluttershy please go away
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>>13858092
He did one on FemRover
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12QJRgvtQqATfuKg3fEa_F8j-cECr3Qv_aMH1swS-66k/edit
Did he do one on Twilight?
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>>13858065
Hard drugs are a lot of fun but they're dangerous and you have to talk to scary puerto ricans to find them
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>>13858096
>Corey
We have like 2 episodes with her. Give her room to fail and prove herself that it wasn't just beginner's luck.
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>>13858102
<3
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>>13858103
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>>13858076

Nah, not really. Maybe a sentence or two to go along with a drawing, but I'm too impatient to write. That also means I'm not the best at writing, so I let the drawings mostly speak for themselves.
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>>13858109
That's bullshit, no one intentionally laces drugs with harmful shit because it would kill their customers and attract police attention. Heroin and cocaine are cut with lactose or other inert fillers, and they're probably not good for you if you inject them for many years.
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>>13858103
but I was jacking off to diamond dogs
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>>13858120
That's one of the greatest weaknesses of comic creators. Their dialogue tends to be weak.
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>>13858111
I think this was by him.
http://pastebin.com/aJtUdGUX
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>>13858110
>she's already spasming all over from her orgasm
>ignoring her needs
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>>13858102
>That bent dick
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>>13858109
Well yeah. It's a business. Only buy from white people or Latinos wearing suits.
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>>13858120
They all say the same thing
>I'm a pedophile, I like morbidly obese girls, weird make up and can't think of anything else.
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I want to eat DJ Acid's cum.
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>>13858070
>>13858008

hide and ignore degenerate posts
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>>13858138
That sounds unhealthy.
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>>13858138
That's nice.
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>>13858138
I want pictures of penetration into acid but we cant have everything
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I didn't know MT was "gone"
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>>13858138
Her thick, green, glowing, radioactive, hallucinogenic, transformative cum?
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>>13858127

The government might not be totally trustworthy here, but the FDA reports 1/3 of all cocaine being cut with levamisole.

I don't think I'd want to try heroin or cocaine anyway. I do want to try acid, ecstasy, and some of the pills with names only chemists can remember.
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>>13858134
I've asked SB to redo it but he never responded.
>>13858116
If that one guy doesn't want to continue that Fluttershy body odor casual sex thing, we should continue that worship.
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>>13858138
I hope you enjoy being mutated.

It's been too long since we've had a DJ Acid kick. We need to purge it from our system every few months or so.
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>>13858130

So with all the people here who make comics, is that problem prevalent, too?
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>>13858132
Oh dear
Has he done anything else like these two?
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>>13858138
I want to be sandwiched between her socked foot and her boot

her smelly, smelly boot
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>>13858161
No, we need to purge it with fire.
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>>13858160
I'm game.

I am curious about what in particular that one anon likes about that Rouge thing though.
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>>13858050

That sounds kinda nasty honestly.
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>>13858161
I've always liked it unironically. I just don't shitpost about it
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I just want to experiment with Gaffer
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>>13858173
Guessing that he needed certain buttons pushed?
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>>13858173
I'm the guy that helped write the first part of it
I just really like filthy, filthy things
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>>13858156
Still, that's not gonna be a problem unless you inject it. The further south you go, the general rule is cocaine gets cheaper and purer. Good coke is rocked up and shiny. There's not much point to cocaine unless you're rich or you live somewhere where it's dirt cheap.
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>>13858179
You mean like science experiments?
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>>13858188
Did the nastiness at the end do anything for you?
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Will we get a Season 5?
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>>13858176
Same. Let's do this.

>you will never kneel beneath her transparent DJ stand, sucking her off, while she preaches her electronic gospel to a drugged-out flock
>you will never time your motions with the throbbing bass and slithering synths
>you will never feel her release a torrent of hissing, violent green gunk down your throat
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>>13858196
More than I'd like to admit
I'd go into specifics but I'm still coming to terms with having a vomit fetish
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thanks guys for making mlpg so awful right now that i can leave, i should be asleep anyways.
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>>13858192
No, homosexual experimentation
But I want it to be a little awkward at first and get kind of loving by the end
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>>13858179
With some 32 sided die or something?
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http://areallyfrustratedpony.tumblr.com/post/59078993007
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>>13858207
It's not my fault, I just got here.
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If not Pinkie, how about Applejack? Her butt's pretty big and fuckable.
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>>13858207
I was masturbating, what's going on?
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>>13858202
nawh man, I want to penetrate her. I'm not really into suckin off futa
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MLPG PS3 GTA 5 CREW WHERE?
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>>13858205
Explain this to me.
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Ha ha, I've escaped death for another year. Happy birthday to me.
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>>13858211
heh

heh heh heh
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>>13858198
why dont we see how s4 turns out first
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>>13858205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDfVac6_SIY

is this you
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>>13858225
nigga did you just here me

I'm kinda disgusted with myself for liking it, I don't wanna talk about it unless it's in ERP

>>13858231

fuck you guys
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>>13858222
That pony is fat, and that man is tiny.
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I want a pony to lick and nibble my frenulum until I cum in their muzzle
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>>13858234
I love to stick things into my urethra, don't feel bad about your fetishes
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>>13858202
>green jizz

this asshole doesnt even follow dj acid canon, what a big fat phony
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>>13858242

No, I'm going home

you guys play too rough
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>>13858205
Hee, we should do some more with that sometime. I don't get to have that kind of fun very often.
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>>13858238
I want pony to love me.
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>>13858242
>sounding

If you cum with a sound in, does your cum go back into you?
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>>13858234
I'd ERP with you anon, but puke goes a little far, even forhotglueanon
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>>13858218
they are discussing ross's FAPFICTION THAT ROSS WROTE unironically

also vomit fetish, it really doesnt get lower than this
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>>13858223

i only just got it. give me a few days to play the campaign.
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>>13858245
Where we're going, we don't need "canon".
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>>13858254
they're discussing LK's fapfiction, actually
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>>13858250
me too, but I want oral sex from a pony as well
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>I should ask MLPG for a couple quick requests before I go to bed

...

...I think I'll come back another time.
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>>13858242
My fetish is sexual fulfillment, arousal, and appreciation. I hate it.
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>>13858266
NO WAIT COME BACK
DRAW FLUTTERS
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>>13858229
November 23rd can't come fast enough.
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>>13858251
If you use a sound that completely fills up your urethra, probably
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>>13858202
fucking unfffff, i would do that every night
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>>13858270

THROWING UP ON ANGEL
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>season 4
>26 episodes of alicorn twilight

I can't wait for the trainwreck and Corey writing her first bad episode
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>>13858198
Given how Staff has been talking I would say yes
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>>13858279
WHILE CUMMING
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REDIV HAS A PUKE FETISH
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>>13858266
WAIT

Draw fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe vw micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
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>>13858279
>>13858286
NO FUCK YOU
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>>13858242
>dont feel bad because there is worse out there

what kind of shitty retard logic is that
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>>13858280
But what if instead, it's good?
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>>13858280
>>26 episodes of alicorn twilight
Except it won't be that anon.
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>>13858287
REDIV DOESN'T HAVE ANY FETISH BECAUSE SHE'S A VIRGIN
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>>13858291
It's better logic than being ashamed about what your dick gets hard to
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DON'T JUDGE ME
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>>13858249
We should.
It's been a while since I've ERPed though, I'm rusty.
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>>13858304
Do you prefer Skype or the general?

Or /unf/?
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>>13858297
But anon, I'm technically a virgin and I have a fetish for hotglue
Maybe if I wasn't a virgin anymore, my fetishes might change
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>>13858262
same thing
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>>13858302
But ponies are always nude, and it doesn't make much sense to shower with clothes on.
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I'm tired but I wanna draw.

Why does this always happen to me?
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>>13858297
we all know anal doesn't count, right?
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>>13858314
The general's always the most fun.
Though I can't do it until tomorrow.
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>>13858238
>nibble

uhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>13858302
Fluttershy is such a wanton whore
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>all this ERP talk
Quick, to /unf/!
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>>13858327
Volleyball players do always have the biggest asses
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>>13858225

I had someone explain it to me once, though they might have had multiple reasons.

One of the reasons they said they were into vomiting (the act, not so much the stuff itself) is because of the massive toll it takes on your body; You know when you throw up and your body is just aching and you're instantly totally drained and exhausted? That's what they liked getting out of it.
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>>13858324
Could you draw some ponies cuddling?
Maybe one of them could be chubby?

I just imagined snips and snails cuddling completely nonsexually
I actually DAWWED at snips and snails
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>>13858324
You're temporarily insane as a result of sleep deprivation. No sane person would want to draw.
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>>13858340
But it is night-time, after all... We all know that such lovely... scandalous things happen at night, here. It is all part of the sensuous, tantalizing orchestra that is MLPG: ERP Theatre.
Enjoy it, you saucy vixen, you.
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it hasn't felt like a night thread this much in months
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>>13858331
Well tomorrow night I'll be busy playing Terraria so I don't know how available I'll be
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>>13858366
>sane
>saine
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>>13858350
They try to equate it to an orgasm

It's faulty though.
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so have you started colocting candy for hallowing
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>>13858388

I suppose it's somewhat similar. It's at least one way of understanding it.
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>>13858383
That's fine, I can wait until Friday night
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>>13858397
to be honest nobody trick-or-treats on my street so any candy we get goes to us
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>>13858342

Shhhh! Not so loud, you'll just embarrass her.
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>>13858397
No, I give out pre-wrapped dry fruit pieces
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>>13858388
Yeah, 'gastric climax' is usually what turns me on about it.

Or a stomach overloaded with cum and unable to contain it all

The key part is that whoever's hurling is enjoying it somehow
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>>13858397
>getting candy before halloween
Are you dum
You get the buttloads of candy the day after when they are on clearance
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clap ya hands
clap clap ya hands
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>>13858412
>Or a stomach overloaded with cum and unable to contain it all
That's actually pretty hot
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>>13858354
Eh, I don't really like Snips and snails. I might draw this if you suggest other ponies.

>>13858385
I was suprised he was able to say insane and sane in the same post without making a Saine/sane joke.
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>>13858412
>Not Dressing as Randy Savage and giving away little slim jims
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>>13858412

Oh it's one of those "overloaded with cum to the point of bursting" related fetishes
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>>13858397
What I should be doing is drawing to get ready to draw Halloween related pony pictures that I've been meaning to draw for two years.
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>>13858413
Smart man
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Since we are all lewd right now... I've been thinking of doing a thing with MLPG with this: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90068245/CouchCollection%20TaviCawk.jpg
It'll be Octavia leading Anon into worshiping her body.
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>>13858441
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>>13858441
I don't know what I was expecting
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>>13858447
EA pls
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>>13858413
what about trick or treaters
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>>13858412
'gastric climax' is what turned me on about it
that and the thought of, well, forcing everything back into her
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>>13858459
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>>13858412
I think the only reason I can't bring myself to be OK with it is purely from personal experience
I've only thrown up 2 times in my life, both times were very painful, and the first time was when my parents promised me that drinking alkaseltzer would make me feel better and I ended up with vomit in my nose

>>13858423
I wasn't suggesting them, just saying what popped into my mind
Sadly there aren't many chubby ponies aside from Mrs. Cake, snips, and Truffle Shuffle
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>>13858441
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>>13858350
About the vomit kink.
I've actually read someone describing it as some sort of embarassment or humiliation kink, you know, how one's so vulnerable before, during, and after the act of vomiting? So there's that - either watching someone be so nauseated as to be easily subdued, losing all control as they let it spew, and the embarassment and humiliation afterward - or being the victim in question.

Then there's the vomit eating, but some are kind of picky about it.
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>>13858463
>image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They have make up days, don't they?
Or I can hand out bananas.
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>>13858441
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr03n0irkcc&t=6s
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>>13858397
>tfw Australian
>tfw telling anyone that comes trick or treating to fuck off

No-one comes anyway
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>>13858468
Well yeah but I can make any pony fat really.
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>>13858447
I like how the panties keep the cameltoe look in them...
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>>13858464
In that case I'm really looking forward to doing something with you~

Are you familiar with min or Komari?
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>this particular fetish talk
see you guys tomorrow
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>>13858482
>Last person that came was dress as the statue of liberty
HOW AMERICAN CAN YOU GET?
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>>13858468

>really, really sick
>get prescribed medicine that smells fucking terrible
>no way I'm taking that shit
>parents convince me that it's to help
>sip it out of a spoon
>throw up into the trash can

I had another medicine that was supposed to taste so bad that they gave me a plastic syringe to inject it down my throat, but that tastes like blueberry candy. Fuck medicine.
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>>13858480
>that part when he holds up a sign with nose picking
Fuck, retarded puns slay me.
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>>13858470
See, the embarassment/humiliation angle actually ruins it for me. I don't really like that sort of thing in anything I do.
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>>13858417
everybody play the measure
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>>13858506
Ah, then I was just going at it from a different person's view. No prob.
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>>13858454
>>13858469
>>13858480
Oh come on, it'll be fun!
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>>13858397
Kids never come to my house anyway.
It's rather depressing.
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Man, why'd they have to kill off Johnny, and in such a bitch-ass way, and for such a bitch-ass reason? He got out, man. He was supposed to win.
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>>13858521
How about you take that fun and you ______No
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>>13858493
Can't say that I am.
I'm still not sure I'm /totally/ into that thing, I just thought it was really hot in the Rouge ERP.
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>>13858521

doubtful.
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>>13858468
>>13858501
Maybe it's just be, but I don't find vomiting that unpleasant
The only terrible thing is when it gets into your nose, fuck that
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>>13858484
Man, I'm terrible at making specific requests
Perhaps Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? The chubbiness thing isn't important, if you want to, draw them how you like

Babs and Applebloom could work too, cuddlin cousins
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>>13858501
I can't even drink Cough syrup. The taste makes me vomit immediately.

I've always had a fairly weak stomach though, I end up vomiting kind of a lot unfortunately.
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>>13858379
ha, i forgot about that show after the first brony reference episode.

how did it turn out? anyone know
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Best frens
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>>13858544

Yeah, vomiting isn't that bad, it's more annoying than anything.

The other time I remember throwing up is when my friend's mom made homemade rice krispies, and pretty much made them out of the cereal and something unidentified. I remember going to the store with her for the ingredients, and she didn't pick up marshmallows. I asked her and she was like "who puts marshmallows in rice krispies?". I ate one and had to stop, they tasted like shit.

I threw it up later, it made me feel terrible.
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>>13858548
>Gay
>Weak stomach
Man
How is that even possible?
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Man, fetishes are interesting. Everything is on this weird scale of "intensity" and even though things fall under the same definition sometime, they're usually for completely different reasonings and effects

Like you can say you're into "being dominated" but while that can define someone who likes the reciever to be on top of them while preforming consensual intercourse, it can also be the fetish of someone who wants a large demonistic hellbeast to violently rape them and crush their skull in their powerful jaws while continuing to use their limp body as a cock sock.
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>>13858569
>cardboard box is a bed
There's some food for thought.
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What was the last thing you fapped to
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>>13858577
First, I'm not gay I'm Bi. Second, I don't know, my stomach gets upset kind of easily.
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>>13858587
My erp partner's load
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>>13858580

i'm good with either end of the spectrum.
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>>13858561
Surprisingly good in my opinion.

I was a big fan of the original Teen Titans cartoon, so I was really disappointed at how stupid it was in comparison at first, but it's actually pretty funny and clever sometimes. Every episode is a long joke, so avoid it if that's not your thing.
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>>13858580
Eyes are the window to the soul, but fetishes is the backdoor.
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>>13858587
the rouge thing
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>>13858587
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25407993/SHARING/Commissions/comm1.jpg
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>>13858587
Hyper futa Twilight dominating Celestia.
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>>13858587
some artist named herro on furaffinity
draws really nice chubby furry girls
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>>13858545
I'll give Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon a shot.
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>>13858603
...I might.
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>>13858587
That one pony Pokemon from gen 5
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>>13858587
September Carrino
I was jerking off to gay porn and futa pones for most of the fap though
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>>13858587
some furry shit with a girl and a guy, presumably a couple, bound and getting raped together
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>>13858619
Thanks, I really appreciate it
As unpopular is DT is, I like her and art of her is never a bad thing
Especially cute art
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>>13858587
>>13858603
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>>13858587
>OC
http://i.imgur.com/QOhnI7P.png
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>>13858635
...

link?
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>>13858587
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13858587
colts frotting
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>>13858646
DAMN IT WHOOP
STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOUR OC
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>>13858637
I kind of dislike both of them honestly. I've never been that interested in mean girls. But, I think those two cuddling would be kind of cute.
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>>13858650
fchan.us/src/ah_1377972093876.unimpressive_com-gnollruffians3.jpg
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>>13858601
<3 <3
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>>13858655
That's kind of a common theme for me, I always like characters made to be unlikable
It's strange, but that's just how it is for me
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>>13858587
Litterally just got done fapping to Ball busting.
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>>13858670
not bad

too casual though
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I think I know why posting slowed down right now.
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>>13858681

well shit just imagine they're brother and sister and they murdered their parents 10 seconds before jeez
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pony wants to click your cookies sexually
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I wonder what's going on in MLPG today.
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>>13858704

what could that possibly be a euphemism for

are the cookies my balls?
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>>13858654
I just found this guy a couple days ago and I gotta say, he isn't half-bad. That specific pic though struck a few fetish chords for me.
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>>13858695
And what reason might that be?
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>>13858709
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>>13858695
Everyone in MLPG has too radically different tastes from mine for me to unf when sharing porn

it sucks
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>>13858726

Well then post the last thing you fapped to so you know a general idea of what we're dealing with here.
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>>13858726
What are you into anon?
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>>13858712
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=whoop%2C+twilight+sparkle&commit=Go

This fucking series
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>>13858726
Feels good being into consensual, loving sex.
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what went wrong?
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>>13858751
Mods decided to go ban crazy in Feb '11.
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>>13858751
>friendship
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>>13858735
That and Cheerilee's anonymous student is the unfiest of unfs
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>>13858736
>>13858738
I'm not claiming to be a masturbation hardass or anything, I just like certain things. Things like humans with pubic hair.

Just a plain humanized pony with pubes is enough for me to fap to. And by fap, I mean edge for hours to. I get really into imagining how it feels and stuff, you know?

http://derpibooru.org/440274?scope=scpe1884c0d87d56cba9d3d1bc589e0aad8fcc0368c9 was the last thing I felt myself up to.

and there is never fucking enough
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>>13858695
I was having problems with my mouse.
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>>13858587
https://e621.net/post/show/384010/2013-anus-balls-blue_eyes-butt-cutie_mark-dialog-d

fapped to that while having horse mating vid on other screen playing
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>>13858756
I don't give a shit about the community, I mean the show. How on earth did they manage to ruin it so bad?
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>>13858774
>human
yeah, I see your problem.
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>>13858769
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>>13858793

Ponies work too, but let me fucking tell you about trying to find ponies with pubic hair.

it's hard to find
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why dont you settle down with a nice reliable shark wife
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>>13858774
Well, I absolutely hate body hair. Fur is different shush

So I guess I can't really be of any help.
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>>13858803
I'm trying.
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>>13858751
>>13858788
I still enjoy the show a lot, but it was definitely changed over time. My favorite episodes come from all 3 seasons so far though.
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get a load of this fancy motherfucker, he spells unicorn with an E at the end.
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>>13858808
Even furries with extra dense crotchfuzz work wonders.

Not enough artists draw that either, though.
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>>13858817
Unicornes often practice magick

Sometimes even magjyyickke
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>>13858778
I fapped to that a couple days ago, but with a bit of thought put into it.
Where Shining Armor ends up in this situation, but rolls with it to get what he paid for. Went into ball-worship territory.
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>>13858826
>Wizzardes
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Which pony needs to go on a diet?
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>>13858270

One Flutters.

I'm off to bed guys. See you later.
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>>13858841
Look at that smug fucking pony
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>>13858841
Are you trying a new style? Something looks different.

I love it
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>>13858820
http://i.imgur.com/dhq6Tvw.jpg

This is the closest I have I think. It's EQG though.
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>>13858845

Huh?
Looks the same as usual to me!
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>>13858838
Pank horse.
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>>13858838
Pinkie
She's not fat
She's just malnourished in everything but sugar
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Completely untrimmed pubes are disgusting
Anything below a centimetre is good
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>>13858848
I've already fapped to that more than a few times.

I really appreciate it though.

>>13858858
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>>13858863
Have you ever gone down on a girl with a full bush?
It's disgusting
Guys are not as bad but still gross
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>>13858742
It's good, but some of the dialogue is silly.
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I want to fuck a butt
I really don't care if it's horse or human, mare or man
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>>13858870

That's actually how I got the fetish
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>>13858751
"I'm gonna wreck it" - Hasbro, 2012.
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super beb
coming 2013
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>oh hey there, anon
>I didn't see ya there
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>>13858919
Applejack has a big butt.
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>>13858933
Pony should have a competition to see who has the biggest butt.
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>>13858933
You have a big butt!
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>you will never indulge in impossible fetishes with pone using magic and potions
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>>13858955
>you will never indulge in impossible fetishes ever
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>>13858955
But orgasm denial and face sitting don't require magic and potions

But they COULD be made a little more fun
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>>13858944
>>13858950
I wasn't complaining.
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>>13858955
But pone is my fetish.
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>>13858961
Well yeah, they're impossible.
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>>13858955

>you will never indulge in dominance fetishes with Gilda
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>>13858964
>orgasm denial and facesitting
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>>13858964
Especially if the orgasm you're being denied keeps getting larger and larger, threatening to make you erupt gallons of hot cum

If pone lets you that is
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>>13858955

>pony spills hair growth potion on her crotch
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>>13858965
niether was I
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>>13858976
>her bush grows to prodigious proportions
>nearly as long as her mane
>reaching up from her groin along her belly some
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>>13858982
oh my goodness

oh my damn
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>>13858979
Fuck off Roogna.
And goodnight.
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>>13858988
I'll fuck off later
But if you're leaving then good night
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>>13858986
>belly rubs now always involve you teasing her happy trail
>if you keep it up long enough she scoots up some so your hand sneaks lower and deeper into her pubic forest
>by the time you get close to her marelips her lower mane is already soaked
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>>13858994
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>>13858991
Okay good, I was worried you might forget if I wasn't around to remind you.
Goodnight then.
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>>13858997
>you will never brush and style pony's lower mane

what's the point of living
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omega beb
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http://www.bogleech.com/barnacles.html
>tfw no barnacle pone
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>>13859027
>Not the Bravo version
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>>13859030
what do I look like, a pervert?
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>>13859024
Would barnacle pony be like Davy Jones, all morphed into sea life? But with barnacles?
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>>13856628
>that was the plot of a story I have lying around half finished
Well, shit.
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>>13859042
Yes
And with a gigantic prehensile penis
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>>13859036
I sure love that pandaring in that comic :^)
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https://derpibooru.org/440677
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>>13859027
Wait this actually happen in the show?
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>>13859052
Braeburn, quit showing me your butt. It's inappropriate.
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>>13859054
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx5XqS-zjRo&t=0m40s

it was even in the intro
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>>13859052
wonder if you could fit your hand in there
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Fuck, S4 needs to start already
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>>13859066
http://i.imgur.com/DbEGqkx.png
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>dotkwa trying to copy mewball's latest experiment

lel
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>>13859081

>four fingers in with a thumb on the ponut

fuck, this is so hot.
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>>13859024

>Soon, the intruder reveals its presence to the outside world as a bulging sac known as the externa, located where the host crab would normally carry a clump of eggs. If the host happens to be male, the parasite simply alters its hormonal balance until the crab is shaped like - and behaves like - an egg-carrying female.

>It is at this point that the male barnacle finally enters the picture: Injecting himself into the externa, he fertilizes the parasite's eggs and the crab is induced to nurture them as it would its own, carefully cleaning and protecting the bag of baby barnacles. Eventually, the crab will climb atop a rock or coral and shake its body in the water's current, the same action normally used to release crab larvae. The crab will spend the rest of its life raising the offspring of this cancerous invader again and again, unable to ever reproduce with its own kind.

unf.
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>>13859082
>X did it first, so you can't

pewdiepie pls
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>>13859081
I think he meant in Braeburn's.
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>>13859085
And just look at how hard she's thrusting her clit out winking in response to his hand
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>>13859087
It's a known fact dotkwa is Mews bitch though
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>>13859082
>all fanartists trying to copy Faust's latest experiment
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>>13857187
>Talking about eggs breaking and tomatoes getting bruised in the same sentence as talking about genitals
Aaaah fuck you and your mental image
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>>13859092
But how? Mewball isn't tall enough to penetrate anything taller then a poodle
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>>13859098
dotkwa is 15 so he's probably short enough
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>>13859066
>Fistings are the only way he can enjoy humans
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>>13859110

http://www.cpony.com/home/images/equine-sheath.jpg

http://www.cpony.com/home/reviews/pegasus-equine-sheath.html