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Would you take your favorite pony to the park?

Home alone pony>>13846635
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>>>/mlpg.co/
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podcast when
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>>13851914
I can think of better places, like our war museums.
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>>13851943
>>13851914
TOO BAD THEY'RE SHUT DOWN
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>>13851914
I would, but I'm pretty sure we'd get arrested pretty quick because every moment I would spend in the presence of pony, I would be having sex with her.
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>>13851947
Except for all the semi sentient squirrels. They're natures muggers.
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>>13851956
Uh
>>13851947
Yeah, that sounds pleasant for pony. A nice run.

(These are the only 'running' pones I have.)
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>>13851949
>tags
>lil miss jay

NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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Pony's belly is big and heavy and tight

What are you gonna do about it?
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>>13851956
Oh right, I forgot. Dammit Clancy
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Aww, I liked the other thread.
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Alright MLPG answer me this.

What is, in you opinion, Friendship is Magic's biggest strength as a cartoon?
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>>13851968
I love Holivi's art...
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>>13851968
>That picture.
I want to not like it...
But I can't.
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>>13852010

pone
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>>13852010

The amount of fap fuel it's given me
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>>13852010
The plot.
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>>13852010
Cast
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>>13852010
For me, it's the dialogue/character interactions and voice acting.
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>>13852010
The characters
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>>13852010
Consistently distinguished female characters. Other shows have come pretty far but Rarity's something other than 'fussy,' Applejack isn't just WORK STRONGK, and even as much as Twilight 'gets' friends she can get harried and fussy all the same.

It's kind of nice to see a show where you can't swap out characters for one another all that easily, particular in girl's shows. Looking at the old MLP is almost painful by comparison. Even "my Little Pony Tales" didn't do much other than make them a little more jagged.
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I think we'd be just fine at home.
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I can see the Podcast working well if say, a guest comes in that is an artist, talks as little as possible about their stuff.
Like, talk about what they like about the latest comic, or parts of the show they enjoyed.
Done stroking their e-dicks.
Or if they have someone like Knighty on they can talk a little about fimfiction or something.
Craziest story they have seen on the site.
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>mfw I just had a deja vu reading MLPG
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>>13852076
>Applejack isn't just WORK STRONGK
she is though
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>>13852099
a strong theory for deja vu is your brain fucking up its organizing and mistaking present things for past things
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>>13852076
>Looking at the old MLP is almost painful by comparison.

Hell, just look at Strawberry Shortcake, it's a modern show, and look at it.
I dare you, look at it!
LOOK!

God, I remember when Kiwi was opening a podcast early and we had to sit through the last part of an episode, everyone was pissed by the time Ponies came on.
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Why is AJ so terrible?

>muh family
>muh work

that's her fucking character. how fucking bland can one pone be?
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>>13852076
>Applejack isn't just WORK STRONGK

Substitute WORK with APPLES and you have AJ.
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>>13852118
>mistaking present things for past things
isnt that the definition of deja vu?
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>>13852109
yea I'm gonna have to agree with this.
She's just a collection of positive southernisms rather than interesting character traits portrayed in an interesting way
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>>13852131
CRYSTAAAAALS
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>>13852134

no, deja vu is a feeling of having seen something before

the theory is that you haven't seen it before, but your brain tells you that you have because it fucked up
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Draw Requests please
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>>13852150
draw my oc
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>>13852010
Cute ponies.
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>>13852131
Why is RD so terrible?

>muh awesome
>muh wonderbolts

that's her fucking character. how fucking bland can one pone be?
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>>13852109
>>13852133

Well yeah but her parents are dead

she's gotta focus her mind on SOMETHING
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>>13852150

THIS PLEASE
>>13851514
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>>13852150
The new grass starter's evolution riding on top of a Torterra.
Applejack is their trainer.
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>>13852150

Fluttershy feeding her mouth nipples
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>>13852150
Rumble on a date with Silver Spoon
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>>13852109
She's cantered to "work strongk, I 'get' work" but she can still compete, has a family life, supportive of and frustrated with her sister's ministrations as a CMC.

>>13852133
That's true enough - It's fair to say her world is more contracted than Rarity or Twilight's, but probably as "large" as Dash's in a different sphere. Family, work, RODEO, more family, more work, hard-nosed practicality.

That's STILL better than most toy lines where their one line is their WHOLE thing, like "I ONLY UNDERSTAND WORK." Going on a mission to save a princess? "I'D RATHER WORK." Get dragged out to the beach? "I DON'T SEE WORKING."

She's better rounded, that doesn't mean she has to be an Applejack of all trades. That's also kind of boring writing.
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Girugamesh!
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>>13852150

Fluttershy using a lazer pointer to mess with Cerberus.
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>>13852167
Source?
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>>13852172
stop forcing this shit
it isn't cute nor funny
it's just pathetic
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>>13852162
Seconding this
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>>13852159
You upset, AJfag?

RD has so much fucking characterization. Even Rarity, who can only make fucking dresses, is more fucking interesting than AJ.
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>>13852150
Pinkie playing Cupid, bows and arrows and all. Hijinks ensue.
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>>13852162
Yes. This.
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>>13852173
She has only been angered by her sister twice, and one was in a passing scene (PC)
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>>13852169
>>13852150
Aj trying to buck a Sudowoodo
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>>13852185
HEADCANON FIGHT
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Mother 4
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>>13852185
>stop liking what I don't!
go fuck yourself
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>>13852142
Such an unfortunate villain.
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>>13852194
I mean you see her sort of frazzled dealing with "the girls" but she's still willing to lend them advice and support. It's not all warm mush, but that doesn't mean she has to go all Nani-and-Lilo.
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>>13852188
Dash really doesn't have much characterization. She has a lot of character development, but as her standard characterization is low.

Rarity actually has the most characterization since she has the greatest emotional range and more complex motivations
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>>13852226
also, rarity is a slut
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>>13852142
le meghan face

should have just make him appear on flashbacks and the black cloud is just a black cloud consuming everything

there, I fixed him
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>>13852216
it is all warm mush though. That is exactly her role, to supply the warm mush when other characters 'need' it.
Even when it is somewhat ooc for the character in question to need her advice.
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>>13852226

Every single one of them has had extremely wide emotional ranges. That's been explored for every single one in the case of them "snapping" when it comes to their element being comprimised essentially
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>>13852183
I wish I knew
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>>13852210
He could have been so much better.
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>>13852247
>>13852183
http://exhentai.org/s/62e48e24ae/632753-1
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>>13852241
Hell, just have a flashback episode where he takes over the kingdom.

Like, the librarian of the Crystal kingdom is trying to update the history there and Twilight asks her how he did it.
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p-pony wants to try w-wawa-watersports with you
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>>13852263

Shit, that portrayal of him reminds me of lord hater
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>>13852216
I want to cite waiting at the train station for Babs. That's totally a sister hemming in a little frustration at three excited little girls. If we wrote this as BraveStar she'd just be the frazzled ranch hand who mentions at every opportunity they NEED to be picking apples.

>>13852243
She gives out advice when people ask for it, but that's true of Twilight as anyone else. Rarity seems more inclined to give advice when it isn't warranted.

The point is Applejack can have some spine about what she thinks and doesn't cow with Rarity's dispensation of "reasonable demands" in Sisterhooves Social, while Fluttershy can be more ... pliant.

Even if they play to type in some ways, the characters are largely still way more nuanced than most other kid's shows.
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>>13852226
>Rarity actually has the most characterization since she has the greatest emotional range and more complex motivations
Rarity and Dash are almost exactly alike in their characterization.
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>>13852278

>wawa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJ9wuk_Yyw
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>>13852245
yea, not what I meant. Rarity has the most complex emotions and motivations.

If you disagree then you disagree. No skin off my nose and no skin off yours. K?
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>>13852277
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>>13852282
hate's great
best villain
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>>13852285

i like you
you do good positive show discussion i like it
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>>13852297
Rarity is melodramatic and she wants to be a pompous yuppie
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>>13852316
He needs to be a podcast guest.
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>>13852297

I don't think she's any more complex. I think she's just rooted in drama and exaggeration. Her emotions are the same, she just portrays them to an extreme
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>>13852263
>dat twombra
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>>13852328
He has a really weird mid-Southern accent, too.
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>>13852297
>comparing Rainbow Dash to Rarity

Disgusting
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>>13852285
>Rarity's reasonable demands
Glad you brought that up because it's exactly what I was talking about.
Rarity had already demonstrated that she understood 'giving in' in S1 and was far more aware of the desires and needs of others than AJ.
If you recall, in LBYS Rarity was the only one of the two to relent and attend the slumber party because Twilight wanted it and the only one of the two to try and spend time with Twilight.

She still engaged in bickering with AJ but that was the prerogative of the episode.

Point being, Rarity should not have needed AJ to give her that advice or at least in a less clumsy manner

>>13852288
on the surface because they're both goal oriented and based off traditionally negative stereotypes but not really any deeper
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>>13852341
Aw yiss
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>>13852298
>prototypes
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>>13852341

well holy shit that's perfect
you always need a wacky accent guy
hired
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>>13852278
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>>13852331
who are those ocs?
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>>13852331
IT'S FUCKING SHIT
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>>13852357
Dammit Twilight you pervert.
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>>13852331
>shipping
>especially using Kayla-na's stuff as material
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>>13852331
>That.
>Twilight Sparkle.

The artist named one of his OC's Twilight Sparkle.
Wow.
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>>13852331
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>13852380
Also
>not naming the ship Crystal Light
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>>13852347
Both are better than AJ. :^)
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>>13852355
>I will charge over a thousand dollars for my plush.
>Call it a prototype.
>Bronies bid war over it.
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Who draws the most fuckable looking pony vaginas?

I'm not talkin about some shiny 2 pixel line in the middle of a butt, i'm talkin' something you actually wanna stick your dick inside of
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>>13852328
I hope anons will be able to "call in" to the podcast, like True Capitalist Radio does. Or does he have a legitimate radio station or something?
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>>13852390

>His

Anon, I got bad news for you...
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>>13852390
>ocs

I kinda think it's hot. I like the idea that sombra won and made twilight his cock sock.
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>>13852409
>>I will charge over a thousand dollars for my plush.
anon that's not how auctions work
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>>13852403
>not naming the ship Crystal Light

Why would he do that Anon?
Oh, I get it! It's disappointing and leaves a bad taste in your mouth!
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>>13852411
Kevinsano and hoihoi
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>>13852353
They both have big ego'., they both strive to be the best at what they do. they can both be selfish at times not wanting to do things because its gross/inconvenient/just not what they see as a good time but will give in, or do what is right for the sake of their friends.They both also have abandonment issues, and take great pride/fear in what people think of them.
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>>13852423
mindbreak/corruption/stockholm a shit
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>>13852428
That's about the gist of it.
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>>13852423
I like mindbreak and hypnotism but stockholm just freaks me out.
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How do we fix Pinkie and Fluttershy
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>>13852434

what are rarity's and dash's abandonment issues
what are you relating those to
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>>13852423
The artist butchered her personality, changed her hair style and color, and turned her cutie-mark from purple to blue.

She may as well not even be Twilight.
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>>13852277
I like how the head side pieces are kept smaller and the center gore piece for the head opens up over the eyes to fill in the space, as it appears to keep the front of the head angled more forward on both sides towards the nose. It'll give the plushie's face a better appearance from the front. My pattern does a good job of this already, but I'm tempted to alter it to make this effect more pronounced ..
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>>13852417
I think they are doing it through Skype, so...
Also no, that is what Celestia radio does as a shitty brony version of TCR, complete with Applejack as his engineer.
It's overdone, and really, really embarrassing to listen too because it covers nothing and has pony soundbites doing most everything.
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>>13852390
The cutie mark isn't even colored right.
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>>13852461
>The artist butchered her personality, changed her hair style and color, and turned her cutie-mark from purple to blue.

IT'S THE ARTISTS STYLE!
YOU INTERNET BULLY!
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>>13852353
I'd give it two prongs - it's hard to invent new lessons broad cloth, and many times episodes rehash "the fussy one" dealing with strife for hijinks and "learning to deal," and can get folded from episode to another.

It's also true that in real life you can have a blind spot for dealing with your family over your friends. She might be able to handle Applejack as a friend but Applejack isn't underfoot nearly as much as Sweetie.

Rarity was the first to extend an olive branch in the Sleepover, but mostly it was "let's not go for the throat while Twilight's around." They both learned to relent only after things still got nasty enough for Twilight to bring forth the issue. It's glad to see their relationship got considerably better by the events of "Sisterhood Social" but Rarity broaches "the question" of Sweetie largely by complaining Applejack makes her look bad by comparison.

I'm not sure if that's what passes for Rarity's vanity or her way of getting advice without having to ask directly.
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>>13852461
Fine with me.
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>>13852458
Ok on second thought abandonment issues really only applies to Dash, but i was more getting at how much they rely on others opinions of them to validate themselves.
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https://derpiboo.ru/357531

Your pony needs a milking
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>>13852434
meanwhile Rarity has the stigma of not being noble blood despite feeling great kinship with that society, the romantic notions, the correct idea that fame is a privilege with obligations attached etc etc.

Yes they are very similar but Rarity goes a bit deeper.
It should be made clear that I'm not criticizing Dash in any way
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>>13852482
> being okay with Sepiroth-is-a-sweetie fanfiction
That's your choice, but
That doesn't mean we have to respect it
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>>13852463
Dude, what?
All I was talking about was calling in, nothing about soundbites. Those sound terrible, yech.
And what would you rather they have do, full shows with random anons? I'm not so sure that's doable.
Just because there's one bad call-in pony podcast doesn't mean another one will be, that's stupid. I think it's a good idea to have anons get involved.
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>>13852423
>Twilight with blue streak in her hair
>Looks exactly the same otherwise

That's some mega bullshit to desire that hard to be in a shitty, over idealized, stockholm syndrome ridden, fetish that the artist clearly wishes she was in.

And by twisting the characteristics of Twilight to match what she herself wants/projects, she renders it no longer Twilight. Ergo, it's an OC. A shitty OC built for fetish material that's even worse than that one with giant crotch tits.

I might as well give AJ a leather jacket with spikes and seek revenge against the diamond dogs for burning down her orchard and killing her family. That's about the same as this crap.
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>>13852487

how does dash have abandonment issues again?
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>>13852374
What did twilight do?
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>>13852411
I like the way this guy does them
Although I don't really like the rest of the way he draws, he makes good choices when it comes to female horseparts
http://derpiboo.ru/427457
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>>13851947
jeez

why was Aj of all ponies entrusted with the library again?

why can't spike handle it?
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>>13852502
Don't mind me, I have a huge ntr/cuckold fetish.
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>>13852507
>AJ in a leather jacket with spikes

UNF
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>>13852357
It's never what it seems.
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>>13852476
or maybe it was her just deprecating herself a little because she was sad.
She was sad that she had been unfair to her sister.

Point is that Rarity didnt need the advice, and bickering with me over LBYS when it was only one part of my argument (Suited and Green are the other parts) does not change that
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>>13852509
DYEWTS? Its rather clear in MMDW
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>>13852507
>AJ with a leather jacket with spikes and seek revenge against the diamond dogs for burning down her orchard and killing her family
If it was a bit less grimdark, this actually sounds kinda cool. Maybe without the dead family. I wonder how Applejack feels about revenge, actually, as she definitely has a sense of honor.
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>>13852473
You know who else uses that excuse?
LMJ.
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>>13852452
By turning them into Alicorns.

Seriously, gives the writer more ideas what to do with them.

>Fluttershy wanting to save any kind of animal and asks her friends to rescue a legendary creature, literally becomes steve irwin
>Pinkie cracking out more jokes and even visualizes them through magic
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>>13852529
>ntr/cuckold fetish

Terrible fetish
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>>13852487
Nightmare Rarity arc deals with abandonment issues with Rarity, and so does S&E although it is less obvious
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>>13852504
Yeah, but you mention TCR.
I had to show you that it happened before and it's as horrifying as you could imagine.
But random callers?
You are asking that here?
You are playing Russian Roulette with a Glock if you want random Anon callers from MLPG.
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>>13852546
She ain't LMJ though
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>>13852546
I think that was his point
I know it can be hard to identify sarcasm through text, but when someone on 4chan uses the words "internet bully" you can pretty safely assume they aren't serious
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>>13852544

But Applejack having dead family is canon
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>>13852552
Would Princess Pinkie Pie and Princess Applejack be apples forever?
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>>13852538
GG a shit.
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>There hasn't been a Safe Haven thread in weeks

Did he died?
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>>13852575
You a shit
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>>13852555
Can't help it. I've had it for a long time and was always ashamed of being a fuck up. Then a few years ago my mom told me the reason she divorced my dad was because when she was younger he used to prostitute her and take the money/get off on it.

Now it all makes sense about all my pervert shit, I really am his kid.
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g.e-hentai.org/g/634589/ecfef7c4aa/
FUCK
SO CUTE
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>trying to find depth in FIM

It's just a show for little girls people.

Stop.
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>>13852529
NTR isn't even involved.
It's just "but I can change him!" teenage wish-fulfillment bullshit.
Sure he drugged and raped her, enslaved her friends, and massacred her people...but he's really not such a bad guy once you get to know him!

Ugh.
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>the "why is she so purple?" guy is dead
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>>13852584
GG plz.
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>>13852536
Dammit, anon.

>>13852544
Honestly, if it was done right and still maintained characteristics that'd be one thing. Sans the family killing I wouldn't mind an exploration of character on seeking revenge for being severely wronged.
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>>13852574
>Princess AJ
tough luck, buddy

that bland pone won't ditch her family
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>>13852560
Well i sorta tend to separate comic and show canon, and S&E felt less about abandonment and more about self image. She was embarrased of her friends ruining her new clout with the upperclass ponies, not them abandoning her.
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>>13852546
At least she can draw well, while LMJ is just shit.
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>>13852563
She's LMJ with marginally better art skills and darker skin.
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>>13852598
>Princess AJ.
>Still nearly loses the farm every fucking episode.
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>>13852562
I just feel like it would lower the pressure a little bit.
Having random anons on for entire shows is a bit crazy, and the hosts could always just shut 'em off if it's something they don't want to talk about or whatever.
I just feel like it'd be easier than screening anons meticulously.
>>13852572
Dead parents, yeah, but not dead family. She's still got Applebloom, Mac, and Granny.
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>>13852541
Well she needed the advice insofar as she clearly wasn't coming up with a good solution on her own and Applejack saved her time. Mostly she seemed sad that her approach wasn't working and managed to make Sweetie only angrier, not that she reflected on her actions as 'unfair.' She saw her own suggestion for things she wanted to do as 'the olive branch,' only for Sweetie to point out they're only things Rarity would want to do.

The apple pie metaphor was painfully blocky but seemed like something that needed underscoring.

I brought up LBYS because Rarity is often the first to extend an olive branch but not necessarily good at practicing it immediately. Then again that was sort of a sticky situation.
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>>13852598

She can't prevent herself from becoming an alicorn, but that doesn't mean she'd abandon her family.
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>>13852593
>Smile is dead
>that "Anyone who posts SMILE SMILE etc" guy is dead
>people don't come here while they watch the show for the first time anymore
>EA doesn't do fun things in dead horses anymore
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>>13852590
We know.

But we need to find balance between a kid-friendly show and not being brony pandaring shit.

Don't turn Derpy into a fucking main character.
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>>13852591
It's what happens when one of those DA girls gets hold of a fandom.
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>>13852599
No. She was worried that the upper class ponies would drop her.

And she lied to her friends specifically because she was worried about disappointing them.

And arbitrarily saying that what the comics reveal about the characters doesn't count strikes me as a little odd when they are the same characters just in different circumstances
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>>13852607
>Hey AJ can I have a new pair of shoes
>But if we buy those we'll lose the farm!
Seriously, how does she lose the farm on a bet that involves a machine where the only distributor for miles is her? She could have set any terms and the flim flam brothers would HAVE to go for it because she had the only apples in town. AJ a shit.
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>>13852605
>Marginally
https://derpibooru.org/439318
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Fanfiction a shit
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>>13852605

I'd say that's pretty fair to say.
At least she doesn't have to deal with people giving her shit about her anatomy; it's a helluva improvement on jay
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DURR I'M RETARDED

LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM
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>>13852586
No, that DOESN'T make sense
You didn't know why they got divorced when the fetish started.
Do you LIKE how your father made your mother feel?
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>>13852641
Having read the twi/sombra comic that started it. I'ma stick with marginally.
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>>13852651
What i'm saying is it's genetic. All these fucked up sex things I have are from my dads side.
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>>13852601
http://i.imgur.com/ty4PwVw.jpg
I begrudgingly admit that her porn gets me hard.
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>>13852619
rarity felt bad before running into sweetie, her feeling bad was why she ran into sweetie.

Point is that I feel AJ's advice giving does more to impede other characters than advance her own.

But at the same time, it's a rather unimportant issue when most of the time the ponies need advice to figure out their problems.
So myeh, I'm no longer too concerned
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>>13852611
It could be interesting, but we don't know how the podcast is even going to go yet.
If you listen to podcasts about ponies like Bronyshow.
Go listen to it, solid hosts, guests only sometimes sound downy.
And they manage to talk about pony related shit for an hour.
If the podcast can manage to do that, it's solid.
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R-Rara sama!!
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>>13852590
Then why even come here

If we can't do that then why do this at all?
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>>13852658

>read

We're talking about the art.
She's a huge improvement on jay, I think we can agree on that.
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>>13852662
Fetishes aren't genetic, Anon.
I think something happened when you were younger.
Did you catch them in the act, Anon?
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>>13852675
You can't be serious.
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>>13852638
Come on man, it was a John Henry episode.
Only AJ didn't die after...

But yeah, the Apple family is kinda really shitty with money.
They are the only real food supply for the whole town, HOW DO THEY NOT HAVE MONEY?!
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>>13852675
No, I care more about the comics than I do the show.
And that is almost certainly only because it's show hiatus.
Anybody know when Shining Fa/tg/uy: The Winning of Heartbutt part 2 comes out?
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Twilight has presented you with a gift

https://derpiboo.ru/321478
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>>13852634
>And arbitrarily saying that what the comics reveal about the characters doesn't count strikes me as a little odd when they are the same characters just in different circumstances
Just because they are the same character in name and body, doesnt make them the same across both mediums. While they should be generally alike, i disagree that Rarity has been shown to have serious abandonment issues in the show, where as in the comic its obvious. Now if there is a future episode that ties Nightmarity to the show canon I could agree, but if we are talking about show Rarity as I see it that trait has never been demonstrated.
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>>13852658
I think writing is something that I think anyone could honestly say she needs to work on.
But in terms of art She's miles ahead
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>>13852701
Did it come with a gift receipt?
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>>13852701
That's a pretty neat way to draw magic.
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Does anyone else dislike the comic?

What's up with the fucking brony pandaring on every fucking panel?

Can they just try to be original instead of referencing fucking anything?
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>>13852577
Probably murdered by sleepdemons
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rarara needs le help
she trying hard doing what she le can
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>>13852709
Agree to disagree, the anthro and professional furry signature the style reeks of really puts me off.
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>>13852641
how do people actuall like that? its so bad...
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>>13852723
Is that a green cat?
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>>13852717
>Comics never reference anything!
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>>13852690
Who says fetishes aren't genetic
I doubt there's been much research into the subject
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Ihonestly thought this was mega-evolved Blaziken
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>>13852717
I'm not reading the SA comic exactly because of that.
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>>13852717
i feel the same way. Everybody's just like HURR IT'S SO GREAT though just eating anything that has a pony on it
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>>13852690
No I never did. And fetishes are genetic.
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>>13852701
>Perfect height to fuck her
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>>13852731
cats dont have horns silly
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>>13852740
don't reply

he makes the same posts every time

all jokes are bad
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TELL ME HOW EXCITED YOU ARE
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>>13852729
Fair enough.
>>13852730
Because it has boobs and ponies are making out!
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>>13852756
VERY
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>>13852756
EXTREMELY
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>>13852717
>pandaring
>panda ring
>
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>>13852708
So MMDW is abandonment issues but S&E is not?
And the comics which take the same emotions from S&E in a different circumstance to shed new light on them conveniently doesn't count either.

Got it.
I also said this but it was not responded to

meanwhile Rarity has the stigma of not being noble blood despite feeling great kinship with that society, the romantic notions, the correct idea that fame is a privilege with obligations attached etc etc.

Yes they are very similar but Rarity goes a bit deeper.
It should be made clear that I'm not criticizing Dash in any way
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>>13852756
hype as fuck
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>>13852756
>This season.
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>>13852756
i'm actually really fuckin stoked
for all the previewed episodes
especially cause they're gonna be written by larson/AKR/powell and maybe the others, and NOT by meghan
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>>13852756
Y they wearing costumes tho
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>>13852740
NOT
ON
EVERY
FUCKING
PANEL

FUCK
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>>13852589
>not a single porn scene
what the fuck
fuck off
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>>13852783
larson is out for this season and meghan is doing the nightmare moon episode
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>>13852756
It's going to be a Spike daydream, but god am I hyped for that episode.
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>>13852756
Very excited
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>>13852740
He isn't saying that references are bad. He's saying that too many of them can get extremely annoying. Which does.
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>>13852790

I just chock it up to Andy Price, man.

And I forgive 'em. It's not the writers faults or anything, just andy bein' andy. I let him have his fun cause he puts out some great stuff.
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>>13852774
>tfw Rarity will become an alicorn princess after she comes to full terms with her aspirations
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>>13852790
Terribly sorry Marvel didn't take the mantle for this one...
I guess we won't see the zombie comics.
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>>13852770
hownew.ru
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>>13852802

you can't stop this hype train fucker
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>>13852815
>he puts out some great stuff.
Indeed
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>>13852807
Spike daydreams about evil tentacle mares?
Iiiinteresting...
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>>13852823
But Rarity and Rainbow Dash are the only pones who are still good without getting Alicorn upgrades.
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>>13852830
He literally spelled it "pandaring" for fuck's sakes, man.
That's too much temptation for this humble poster.
Please, somebody, take this image from me so I can control myself in the near future around this sort of thing
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>>13852815
It's not just him. See the Celestia Micro for more out of place references.
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>>13852743
>>13852749

Genetic disposition for fetishes is all THEORY, and I don't believe it.
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>>13852826
>I would rather read pone zombie comics

Congrats, seems like they found the brony target audience quite well.
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>>13852783
Actually, Meghan said that she was doing more episodes than just the season opener.
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>>13852852
They're still getting them. It's all about how they act in the leadup.
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>>13852849
>that tongue
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>>13852877

Aw man, did she really?

Is there a source on that?
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>>13852870
>Putting words in my post.

nice argument, kid.
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>>13852835
I agree, I am hype as fuck. I just thought you deserved to know

I happen to actually like meghan
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>>13852756
Not very to be honest. Still looking forward to it, but it will never reach the hype levels for S2.
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So I guess small references with no bearing on the plot of the comic at all are the new thing to complain about.
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>>13852896

she's okay, but i prefer the writing of everyone else better, ya know? i'd maybe say polsky is on her level but i dunno
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>>13852851
>little boys don't fantasize themselves as superheroes fighting doctor octopus
stop having such a dirty mind, anon :^)
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>>13852888
Cocksnakes was ALMOST a fetish of mine

that fucking POV comic where you're a famle Gabumon getting fucked by an LGD with a cocksnake
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>>13852902
>new
not really. They have a point, to be fair.
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>>13852902
it's the same guy

his arguments are completely circular and phrased the same way each and every time
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>>13852823
maybe, but that's just a cheaper version of what I want to see from her.

You see... Rarity is based off of Audrey Hepburn but also has qualities from one of Audrey's iconic roles Holly Golightly.

Basically Holly is secretly very afraid and full of repressed sadness which she hides by being a socialite.
And as such I would rather Rarity comes to terms with those issues by rejecting the fake Holly Golightly persona and embracing the real Audrey Hepburn persona.
Which would be achieved by having Rarity focus less on High Society and more on helping others and becoming even more beloved as a result (like Audrey who used her sadness as a motivation to do good things) rather than hiding her sadness with a decadent lifestyle (Golightly)

This would be the ultimate expression of Rarity's character (subversion of a stereotype) and the crystallization of the show 's message (that friendship is magic)
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>>13852774
MMDW very clearly has Dash upset because she doesn't understand why people not only don't like her anymore but seem to be actively shunning her. Even though its not exactly the case she interprets it that way and is very upset by it. As i remember S&E it was about Rarity not wanting to give up her newfound status within the Canterlot elite and not wanting to lose her "way in" so to speak.

And as for your second point, I didn't respond because my assessment of it didnt seem to constructive to the discussion. I just feel that is really shallow and not that deep at all.
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>>13852894
And I didn't talk about fucking Marvel.

Irony at its finest :^)
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>>13852889
She mentioned it on a tweet. Check derpibooru, I know it's real.
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>>13852862
I've never discussed antyhing sexual with my dad. In fact he left my family when we were 11. Ever since then i've grown a number of fetishes on my own. Since my mom is pretty open about sexuality i had a few discussions with her and it turns out the things i like are pretty much exactly what my dad liked as well.

That makes me believe it is a genetic desposition, much how someone turns out gay.
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>Fluttershy: Thickest
>Rarity: Longest
>AJ: Well proportioned but average

>Pinkie: Biggest loads
>Dash: Shortest
>Twilight: Cheats with magic
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>>13852918
It's one thing to be bothered by the references. They're usually really small, but I can understand someone being upset.
Saying they're killing your enjoyment of the comic is also silly, but I understand it.
But repeatedly stating how much you hate the references is really stupid. Okay, you don't like them. Don't read the comics. Do people really need to state how much they dislike them every single day?
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>>13852902
Too bad those small references fucking annoy you when the comic tries to be serious.
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How would your favorite pony deal with this pony?
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>>13852949
>Cheats with magic
>implying it didn't become absolutely massive during her ascension

although, she totally would cheat with magic anyway
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>>13852944
>I didnt like what you said so I wont say why it is wrong
Nice.

And in S&E we see that Rarity fears rejection strongly, it's the cause of her bad decisions.
Pretty much the same issue
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>>13852964
They're usually absent when the comic is going for a more "serious" tone.
What are you talking about and how "serious" do you expect a My Little Pony comic to be?
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>>13852949
>Cheats with magic
All's fair in penis contests
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Which character would you spend some time with, and get to know them better non sexually?
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>>13852836
i'd watch a porn parody with them any day of the week

seriously, what a waste. at least that mr. cakes/pinkie scene might be decent enough for a fap, but i'm not expecting much
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>>13852967
> mfw mobile didn't let me see all the text clearly
This got really lewd suddenly
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>>13852947

I'm looking over her tweets, but I can't find anything about her actually WRITING full episodes.

She mentions a lot about things relating to other episodes, but she says them as a supervisor to the writers, not as a writer of the episodes herself.

I think she's only written the opener, dude.
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>>13852939
but you see that's the way she will become an alicorn
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>>13852967
>I'm so horny
Fucking flutteralicorn
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>Merryweather is still writing for MLP

FUCK
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>I've got a massive fetish for big dicks
>And I've got a big dick
>And I'm gay
>And I'm a top

Gay guys are more likely to top if they're bigger
Gay guys are bigger on average
>Implying genetics don't have something to do with sexuality and sexual preferences
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>>13852987
The friends of the pony I want to romance.
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>>13853004
probably, but it still cheapens the experience
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>>13852987
Fluttershy to be honest. i know there's something more to her than just being a shy wreck.
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>>13853006
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There will never be a day when I'm not angry at this fandom for thinking alicorn means winged unicorn.
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>>13852975
me not liking doesn't mean its wrong. I felt my assessment was unfair and wasn't constructive the topic at hand. Really I don't know why i even followed this in the first place since i'm working to refute the original point which i made in that Rarity has abandonment issues. Honestly i would have to rewatch S&E at this point but really dont want to right now.
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>>13853050
That's what they've decided to use officially in the show.
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>>13853050
It's been canonized in S3. You have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>13853050
I really wish they had come up with a better name for that stupid amulet
that word never should have become canon
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>>13852987
Every single pony
I'd then make it sexual after I know them
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>>13853032
Based on her knock-knees as a yearling and poor coordination, Princess status may be a special circle of Hell for her.
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would you call up fluttershy to tell her that she's a little 2dqtpa2t?
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>>13853024
Not much more than Twilight's change cheapened MMC.
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>>13853057
fair enough, my bad
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>>13853050
Pegacorn is a stupid word, I'm glad people use alicorn instead

If there was a word that didn't already have a meaning that would be better though
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>>13853050
>alicorn means winged unicorn.
Except it's canon Nerd
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>>13853008
While I still think she is one of the weakest writers on the show, I do feel like WA was a bit of an apology to Dash for MMDW
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>>13853079
still cheap, especially since every other character will have alicornification by implication
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>>13853075
>Random calls through the night
>"Fluttershy?"
>"A-anon? What is it?"
>"You're cute and I want to kiss you. *click*"
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>>13853074
She's got the guidance of Princess Twilight Sparkle and her other princess friends. Maybe she can help keep Princess Rainbow Dash and Princess Pinkie Pie from being too excessive.
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>>13853102
>Dash has gotten really good at her Fluttershy impersonations
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>>13853061
>>13853064
I know. And it pisses me off.
That is not what that word means.


>>13853064
It works for the amulet because you can say "it's made out of a unicorns horn" or it's made from the same material or whatever stupid shit you want to come up with.
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>>13853101
You didn't think Twilight Sparkle would outlive her friends, did you?
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>>13853100
>you put the pencil in her ear
oh gosh yes
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>>13853088
I like the word Alicorn better because pegacorn just implies their just Unicorns with wings when Alicorns are infact all three races combined
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I want a pony to suck my cock while humming and looking up at me with those big innocent eyes
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>>13853064
>An alicorn is, usually, the horn of a unicorn, or the material of which the horn is made

The name makes sense.
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>>13853100
It's alright I guess, though I'm trying to figure out what's going on with that back leg.
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>>13852962
Well, we keep going on about liking them I suppose. It's not very reasonable to assume there's only one guy who dislikes the references and says so.
>>13852987
Fluttershy.
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>>13853095
Too bad that she always makes a character act like a fucking cunt.

See Dash in MMDW or that Lightning Cunt in WA.
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>>13853095
WA didn't really do anything for me, I liked it but it just wasn't anything special for me. Didn't think it was a terrible episode though.
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>>13853116
Let's call them unisi!
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>>13853103
One can hope! Pinkie with magic is a terrifying proposition. Dash would be inclined to make her life easier, while Pinkie would start using it for "gags."

Can you imagine her getting "pointers" from Discord on Transfigurations for fun and profit?
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>>13853116
>I know. And it pisses me off.
>That is not what that word means.
You're actually mad that they're using a made up generic fantasy word for the wrong thing.
You're autistic.
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>>13853141
>implying Dash was a cunt in MMDW
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>>13853100
she looks like Cheerilee
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>>13852917
>that fucking POV comic where you're a famle Gabumon getting fucked by an LGD with a cocksnake
link
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>>13853138
>t's not very reasonable to assume there's only one guy who dislikes the references and says so.
Except it is in this instance

he makes the same sort of arguments every time

he posts at the same time of day every day

and he makes the same insults to anyone that disagrees with him every time.
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>>13853142
Being a Dashfag aside, I thought it was slightly above average. But as a Dashfag i loved it since it really showcases how much Dash has grown over the seasons.
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>>13853144
>Writers get even more crazy on writing
>nah, just kidding, they probably can't fucking write alicorn pinkie for shits
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>>13853131
>Pony wants to let her crotchboob nipple lips to suck you off while you kiss
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>>13853155
https://e621.net/pool/show/2646
I enjoy this more than is healthy
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>tfw Leth is ded and hats us and is only waiting for new Pokemon and Pets now
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>>13853116
>That is not what that word means.
as much as I hate it, apparently that's a correct usage of the word
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>>13853135
It might make more sense in the sketch. Do you think I should reposition it?

>>13853118
It was a very good idea, thank you.

>>13853150
fuck
I can tweak her hairstyle some.
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>>13853019
>I've got a massive fetish for Anon
>And I'm Anon
>And I'm bi
>And I prefer giving oral over penetration
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>>13853147
FUCK

I meant everyone except Dash in MMDW. It's like everyone went turbo cunt on her.
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>>13853131
>>13853131
http://i.imgur.com/OuUGHHP.jpg

ponies have really pretty eyes
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>>13853143
This honestly would have been a much better name.
Why can't people in this fandom latch on to something that's not awful?

>>13853146
I take my fantasy terms very seriously.
What are you going to do about it, chump?


I don't have any smug Celestia pictures.
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>>13853193
Go away hotglueanon
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>>13853143
I'll just call them Unsi.
UNSI UNSI UNSI UNSI!
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>>13853158
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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>>13853158
Alright, so it might be one vocal guy. But we always use the same arguments back, don't we?
>You could just ignore them.
>They're not really a big deal.
Assuming that the majority is with you is almost always erroneous, I'd prefer to err on the side of "not telling people with a reasonable complaint to fuck off and stop shitposting"
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>>13853143
>>13853209
>>13853220
>a much better name

This name is fucking terrible. Even alicorn is better.
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>>13853197
Don't get me wrong, Dash needed to be put in her place. Lesson the show wanted to teach made it a perfect episode to use Dash, its just the way they went about it was fucking awful and i feel didn't do anything to teach it at all.
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>>13853237
Terrible like your mom
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>>13853199
>tfw you will never be able to lose yourself in a pretty pony's eyes while she grinds her tongue against the bottom of your head to work every last drop out
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>>13853216
I can't, being around you guys is addictive
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>>13853144
>>13853168
They won't lose their special talents just because they become princesses. Just imagine, now we'll have a Sonic Rainbooming alicorn and an alicorn-powered Stare and alicorn Pinkie Sense and alicorn...apples?
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>>13853228
alright, fair points
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>>13853199
Rumble realized that last night.
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>>13853262
>ever crop in Equestria is replaced with apples
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>>13853262
>AJ is so fucking bland, she can't contribute anything as a princess

top lel
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>>13853168
That's probably true, though it'd be nice to see one of the Earth cast get magic temporarily only to realize Twilight doesn't "just magic" anything all that easily.
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>>13853261
I guess Hot Glue Anon can't help but stick around.
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>>13853209
Actually it looks like you're wrong anyway >>13853183
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>>13853272
Did his pegasus babysitters blow him finally
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>>13853183
>>13853297
I will always go with the original meaning.
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I laugh under my breath.

I know why things are happening now.
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>>13853262
>>13853277
>>13853284
>>13853290

i think it'd be funny watching applejack stubbornly stick to bucking apples and such on the ground and rainbow dash getting her to grudgingly fly and then she lets loose and has the time of her life
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>>13853303
Nah.
He gave Silver Spoon a little heart rumble.
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>>13853272
>trying to make Rumble/SS a thing
I approve
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>>13853262
>Rarity can rip gems from the Earth and manipulate their very matter
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Pony is so mad at you.
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>>13853293
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>>13853199
That tongue gets my dick hard
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>>13853262
>>13853277
It's more likely she'll have an overpowered jackhammer kick and need to retrain her normal work. Imagine felling old reliable trees instead of harvesting them!
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>>13853328
>red eyes
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>>13853261
At least find someones dick to suck
Don't be all talk
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>>13853315
Doesn't help that it has the added bonus of DT and SS fighting over him behind his back.
>"He didn't give you a feather!"
>'He didn't...'
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>>13853338
>muh headcanon

would still let her suck on my cockhead
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>>13853328
>>13853328
That you, Rei?
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>that realization that everything you've drawn up till now was absolute horse shit.
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>>13853388
van gogh pls
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>>13853311
nothing happens for a reason, everything is random chance and life is meaningless
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>>13853311
A toast to whatever will and whatever was and whatever is.

I've had enough to be able to say without a doubt, life is very beautiful.
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>>13853340
I'm too fucking shy, anon
I'd be all over your cock if we met randomly and you just asked
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>>13853388
Whatever you've recently drawn you'll see as absolute horse shit in a couple of months trust me
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>>13853376
>Headcanon.
It was proven in the show that she has beety eyes.
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>>13853388
so redraw everything
or draw new stuff that's slightly less awful
just don't wipe your gallery and quit forever
that's super lame
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>>13853396
You can think that way if you want to, but I wouldn't.
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I wish some of you cocksucking anons lived near me

I'd love my dick sucked, fuck you guys
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>>13853403
boy do I know that feeling
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>>13853415
Wiping galleries feels so nice though
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>>13853314
Rumble gives all the little fillies a heart rumble.
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>>13853435
I keep telling you guys that we should have a map like gaygen
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>>13853435
>you will never be a pony
>you will never give anon a pony blowjob
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>>13853199
Ponies giving head is the first pone related thing I jacked off to, something about innocent ponies draining your balls is really hot
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>>13853449

Someone get on this

we need a list like dtf, wants to suck cock, wants to get sucked, etc.
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>>13853436
Question: why does everybody think Braeburn's gay, anyway?
Like, moreso than most other stallions.
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>>13853209
Twilight and Celestia often roleplay for fun in their romantic relationships

hnnng and unf
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>>13853435
I would fuck a mare, but I haven't sunk low enough to let a man suck my cock.
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>>13853468
mostly his mannerisms and that vest he wore
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>>13853347
>"He didn't GIVE it to you, it got stuck in there! You're reading too far into an ACCIDENT."
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>>13853468
The fact that his romance subplot with Little Strongheart was written out.
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>>13853468
First male character that played an important part in an episode

That, and he was surrounded by pretty mares and never even glanced at them
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the fuck is the point of twilight becoming an alicorn

she is already good at magic, and her becoming an alicorn just makes her hang out with fluttershy and rainbow dash more
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>>13853476

>sunk low enough

homophobe pls go
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>>13853476
>I would fuck a mare, but I haven't sunk low enough to let a man suck my cock.

>I will fuck a beast
>But I will not let another member of my species blow me

Man
Southerners are so weird
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>>13853478
Why are vests so gay?
>>13853489
>>13853492
Ooh, I can see this one.
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>>13853435
>you'll never get someone to suck your dick while you browse through pony porn and pretend a pony is sucking you off under the table.
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http://i.imgur.com/zd3WEKt.gif

Ponies milking humans
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>>13853501
>Why are vests so gay?
just one of those fashion trends in the gay community way back when

specifically the fact that he kept it open all the time
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Oh... Have you guys felt what it is like to lose a really good friend?
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>>13853482
>"Your just jealous..."
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>>13853468
Because projecting desires

And he's a good hearted guy with eyes for one girl and one girl only, so he has to be gay. Americans think anyone who isn't a manslut is gay.
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>>13853503
don't give me these feels, man

they hurt
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>>13853499
Mare pussy looks great
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Is this pnoy guy just BCS changing her name again
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>>13853532
Getting blown feels amazing
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>>13853517
If you guys didn't.

That would explain everything right now.
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>>13853503
i have literally done just this only it wasnt a pony
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>fanfiction
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>"If I stay still long enough, she won't notice me!"
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>>13853519
>"I'm trying to HELP you! But if you wanna go ahead and get your hopes up, then fine! Just don't come crying to me when he forgets the whole thing and goes back to his blank-flank girlfriend!"
>"She's not his-!"
>"Shut up! Yes she is!"
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>>13853446
Yeah, but it was funny with DT and SS because he was getting back at some bullies by tutoring them, and DT was just trying to get with him and it backfired hard.
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>>13853556
ITT: things that aren't hot
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>>13853549
I don't get people who say blowjobs suck(hue), they must've had a bad blowjob.

If I didn't take breaks I'd have cum in minutes.
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>>13853564
if that doesn't work, try covering yourself in mud so she can't see your heat signature
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>>13853585
what are you some sort of fag?

i admit Trixie sorta ruins it, but i just love the picture too much.
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You can't run forever loves.
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>>13853574
Damn Diamond Tiara has some issues.
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>>13853574
So is DT jealous or what?
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>>13853608
>tfw you're just not furry enough to find it hot
>tfw your attraction to ponies is at philophilia/demisexual levels
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>>13853556
pony tongues look like they'd feel really nice
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>tfw writers don't know how to write alicorn twilgiht
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>The new villain's subjects aren't evil, enslaved, or brainwashed, they have willingly chosen to live under their rule.
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unf sugar unf
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>>13853634
She wanted Rumble because of the severe lack of colts in the school.
He was totally oblivious by her attempts, noticed SS has pretty eyes and told her so casually.
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>>13853602
>Pone has heat vision
Oh god
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If you want a hero to save, you, that is what you will get.
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>>13853587
>tfw having to push my boyfriend off my dick so that I'd get to fuck him
He was unreal at it
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>>13853686

>heat vision

I think you mean to say infrared vision, if she had heat vision she'd be like fucking superman.
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>>13853685
Gotcha

Fucking bitch man. Trying to convince your best friends a colt doesn't like her just to steal him from her?
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>>13853693
...a bowl of soup?
Not really following, nere
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>>13853697
The only guy I was ever with was really kind of bad at it.

On the other hand it taught me even smaller-than-average penises can be really fun to suck ... and at least for him the stereotype about Asians was true.
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>>13853702
>Wrong kind of 'heat' vision.
>Pony can see 'heat'.
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>>13853684
>what if we took a couple of retarded little boys from a kids show and made them into anthroshit fetish vehicles

I can't believe this offends me

>>13853662
Hasbro thinks little girls are too dumb for complex ideas like that.
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>>13853697
I still haven't had anal, I just think it's too gross.

but
>tfw you go to piss after and your dick is still slightly wet when you whip it out
such a hot feel, I don't even know why
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>>13853710
SS was actually trying to help her get him. She just got floored by his comment.

Fuck, someone got the image set?!
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>>13853739
homosexual degenerates are the worst, they shit up every board on the site
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>>13853755
I know, I'm talking about this little greentext sequence. That's how I see it in any case.
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>>13853712
You can't understand me.
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what if alicorn twilight is going to be used to explore new avenues of character development and other characters will only turn into alicorns when further episodes with them would be too repetitive
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>>13853735
Who are you quoting?
That's exactly what infrared is.
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Does Celestia need to be Amazon-strongk, or are alternate humanizations okay?
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>>13853781
I know you wanted to make a cheap shot at gay people /pol/-kun but it's not very homosexual when they're genderswapped.
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>>13853811
>are humanizations okay?
No, never.
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Makes sense.
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Are big dicks or little dicks more fun to suck?
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>>13853784
Hey man, SS wants a boyfriend too...
She just didn't know it till now.

Meanwhile, Rumble doesn't know what he did, he was just taught to be a gentleman.
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>>13853811
celestia is lithe in the show, why wouldn't she be lithe humanized?

amazon fetishfags are the worst

>>13853823
pony purists are the worst
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>>13853785
That's what I said, yeah. At least not that post specifically. This one's pretty clear.
What are you going on about?
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>>13853834

Depends on if you're trained at deep throating or not

I like the feel of my throat being full, personally. But either is fine.
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>>13853815
Don't even go on /pol/, they post disgusting trap shit on /v/ and drag their shit into completely unrelated discussions, never even hated gays until I started browsing 4chan, I'm mad that this is making me mad
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>>13853843
>amazon fetishfags are the worst

slow yo roll nigga


http://i.imgur.com/g2VrYtP.png
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>>13853834
Depends on your preference, but average to slightly below average mean you can loll your tongue and suckle at the shaft and head more easily, sort of rolling with the hard edge around their glans if you're getting adventurous. It's also true your jaw can get pretty tired if they're particularly thick.

Though it's personal preference it's kind of nice to be able to hilt a cock to your lips without hitting your gag reflex mega-hard.
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>>13853834
Bigger
I don't care if I can't fit it all in
I want to worship it
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>>13853849
The futureeee
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>>13853834
Little ones, you can take them all the way in and suck the balls
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Why was Rarity jealous of her sister?

Because she was Belle of the ball!
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>>13853906
Which ball?
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>>13853834
hard to tell. both have their advantages and disadvantages, but when it comes to sucking, i'd say smaller.
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>you will never snuggle up with your qt twink boyfriend while watching new horse episodes on saturday
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>>13852181
Sorry for the shitty qualoty., posting from phone
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Pony is dog
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>>13853954
>your qt shortstack girlfriend will never bounce on your cock while you watch the premiere and post on MLPG
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>>13853954
>>13853924
>>13853901
>>13853898
PONIES
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>>13853788
I think they'll use Twilight to explore more of the implications first so they don't have to recover the same ground for the others.

Like, Twilight will probably get a "Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash teach her to fly" episode, and then they won't need one of those for Rarity.
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>>13853954
Hide and report degenerate posts. Don't let homosexuals ruin your 4chan experience, take action.
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>>13853984
Are big ponies or little ponies more fun?
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>>13853966
wow that's really great
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>>13853841
Right. Seems interesting and much better than that whole Rumblescoot drek.
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>>13853996
homosexuals aren't degenerates by definition but these horny idiots that can't stop talking about their sex lives definitely are.
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>>13853966
That's cute. Love the expression on the dog heads.
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I want to drink beer with a pony and then convince her to give me a blowjob
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>>13853954
I have
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>>13854007
Pinkie and Applejack seem pretty happy.
Why are they so happy?
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>>13853537
Yes, just filter.
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>>13854004
What kind of fun?

Normal play fun or more snuggly fun?

either way I want big
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>>13854019
I want to drug pony and then have sex with her sleeping body
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>>13854019
Pony is not for sexual anon.
>>13854045
Pony is not for rape either.
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>>13853966
>the other heads are annoyed at the other

I love it
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>>13854015
it's the drug shitposter. he's changing his strategy. ignore, hide, report.
not long until he will tell stories about how he beat his cousin almost to death because he found that he was gay and the usual bullshit
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>>13854053
Pony is for sexual. Not for rape, though.
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>tfw I missed the lore discussion

fuck

okay, give me the lewd pones pls
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>>13854053
i will rape pony anyways
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>>13854036
How big?
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>>13853906
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>>13853966
that's pretty great
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>>13854019
I want to get really drunk with pony together and then just snuggle sleep
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>>13854065
you mean the stories about how he killed his cat to get free meds weren't enough?
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IT'S HUMAN SEMEN COLLECTION SEASON!
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>>13854065
Occasional responsible drug use is a part of most people's lives and allows for personal growth
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>>13854081
Whoa, why is that pony so mad?

Did someone just give them the cold shoulder
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>>13854091
FUCK YOU WE HAVE ENTIRE BANKS OF THE STUFF YOU COULD JUST ASK THEM
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>>13854066
Pony doesn't want to be for sexual.
>>13854074
You will be sent to pony prison.
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>>13854019
> convince
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>>13854113
not if I don't get caught
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>>13854091
Why does such a young pony work late nights at a hospital?
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>>13854100
NBS pls you already said you don't believe in anything you post

Just troll people that like shitty ponies like a normal person
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>>13854113
Pony doesn't want you to speak for pony.
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>>13854113
oh have you spoken with pony?
How is pony doing?
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>>13854126
Pony is very serious about her future career.
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>tfw changelings love their queen
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>>13854135
Pony is doing well.
>>13854130
But pony told me she isn't for sexual.
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>>13854128
>normal person
he joked about the death of someone for le bin trolan XD. he is complete sociopath and the sooner he's banned the better
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>>13854126
She doesn't
She's a patient
The nurses give her little jobs and let her sit behind the counter to take her mind off it
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You'll cowards don't even fuck pones.

What's up with that?
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RECOMMEND ME SOME FILLY FAPFICS FUCK

I'VE ALREADY READ ALL OF HOTSAUCE'S STUFF AND THE DARF AB FIC
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>>13854123
I'm assuming that pone takes some convincing before I put my erect penis down their throat and blast bitter cum on their tongue
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>>13854172
Is it that hard to be in MLPG for 3 years and not turn into a gigantic furfag?
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>>13854126
Because it's what her cutiemark is telling her to do.
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>>13854166

>"le bin trolan XD"
>even ironically

I don't hate you for being you, anon.

I just hate you because you won't choke to death.
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>>13854128
It shows just how detatched you are from society that you'd think somebody who uses drugs occasionally in a responsible manner is part of some conspiracy.
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>>13854172
Pone isn't real. How can I fuck something that isn't real?
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>>13854179

MLPG actually dialed back my furfaggotry a bit

at least for a while
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>>13854159
Pony said nothing of the sort. You are sorely misrepresenting pony.
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>>13854172
I want to fuck cartoon pones

not real pones, fucktard
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>>13854173
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61684/1/how-to-handle-grownups/how-to-handle-grownups
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>>13854179

>Liking pones
>furry
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Simple doodle suggestions?
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>>13854175
Aw shit, I hit 'enter' too soon on that. I meant to say "at least it's not 'cajole'."

It's a good thing to ASK first, for certain. Even if you're into it, being drunk and having a sudden gag reflex jab to the throat isn't so wise.
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>>13854207
It's more furry than the normal furry.
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>>13854199
Pony very clearly told me that she is not for sexual. Pony wants to remain pure.
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>>13854207
More like top coin
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>>13854208
Shining armor wearing a Kanohi Hau
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>>13854208
Shining armor and twily___________ playing a generic tabletop wargame.
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>>13854217
Pony has a restraining order on you and wants you to stop trying to watch her through the window.
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>>13854208
Pone drawing pictures of humans drawing pictures of pone.
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>>13854213
I figure I can use the salty taste as a selling point
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>>13854233
Pony doesn't have a restraining order against me, you're thinking of that other anon.
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>>13854238
MC Escher pls go
>>
sweaty throbbing marecocks
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MLPG, I need your help with some more or less original name for the arcane mage (female). It will be something like "*********, the Arcane Master"
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>>13854270
Name her stop writing >fanfiction
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>>13854013
>and much better than that whole Rumblescoot drek.

I know, right.
Plus, the pictures were adorable as hell.
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Can pone get rid of my wart with magic, seriously this shit is like 6 years old, had it frozen, cut out, and burned with acid and it's still there
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>>13854270
Noontime Nigger
Dusk Dickhead
Dawn Dumbass
Sunrise Shitcunt
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>>13854282
It is not fanfiction and it is not even pony, though.
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>>13854232
I'm not familiar with the subject.
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>>13854270

Well, what is she like, what does she specialize in?

>>13854282
zog off git
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>>13854291
chew it off
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which starter are you getting?
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>>13854296
It looks like a bunch of ad-hoc terrain and especially fancy toy soldiers with fancy toy vehicles

most wargames are rules for playing with action figures
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Some serious fun is about to be had either way.
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>>13854294
>tfw no rararara or yellowquiet in halloween costumes

fuck you, episode writer

just

fuck you
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>>13854323
Pony is fun.
Does that mean I'm going to have pony?
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>>13854291
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
AAAA A A A A A A A A A A A
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>>13854304
>>13854304
>Well, what is she like, what does she specialize in?
There are two types on magic in the world, the usual: dark and light, she is trying to invent a neutral type, not affiliated with any particular side. She is nor exactly practicing mage, though, but she does possess great knowledge on the subject.
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>>13854296
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_wargaming

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Miniatures

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warmachine

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000
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>>13854270
Portence?
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>>13854291
Dayum!

nice cuticle!
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>>13853966
nice work guy
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>>13854304
>zog off git
britain pls go back to bed
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>>13854291
i want to pick at it with tweezers

really badly

I know it's not yours, but see a doctor
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>>13854336
It's fucking invincible, one of these days I'm gonna order some lidocaine off the internet, get one of those insulin syringes from the pharmacy, numb it up and rip that fucker out.
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>>13854334
I hope so.

We are either going to screw ourselves over, or not.
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>>13854322
they're not action figures MOM. they're blood raven space marines.
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>>The head of the National Security Agency has admitted to secret pilot programs to monitor the precise location of Americans through their cellphones, saying the highly intrusive tracking data "may be something that is a future requirement for the country".
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/02/nsa-us-cell-phone-data-location-programs
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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>>13854342
have have areally mundane real name that nobody knows, and she just prefers to go by her tittle
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>>13854291
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>>13854376
All I could come up with is Celestia lel
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>>13854375
>Eating pretzels.
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>>13854358
>>13854291

What in the fuck is this?

See a fucking doctor instead of talking to My Litlte Pony General.
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>>13854356
I got it cut out at the podiatrist once and it came back. Been using the duct tape and vinegar method for the past few weeks, soaking it in water hot enough that I can barely stand it, and filing it down with a pumice stone.

When they inject it with that numbing stuff it hurts so fucking bad, the skin on your feet is so thick that they use this massive railroad spike of a needle.
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>>13853954
i never liked the word twink. its not arousing to me in the slightest.

all it makes me think of is overgeared low lvl pk alts and the snack cake.
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>>13854296
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>>13854368
>blood ravens
I hope you bolted down everything

Especially the ponies
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>>13854358
that's not even the same wart

if you're gonna do that shit then stop pretending it's yours
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>>13854366
Screwing ourselves over doesn't sound fun, I'd rather screw pony.
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>>13854358
You think you have it bad?
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>tfw local store sold you pokemon y
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>>13854409
>Invite blood ravens to ponyville
>All the good ponies, gone
>Applejack is very lonely
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>>13854393
Cheryl, Sarah, Clarice.

those are some nice mundane names.

>>13854403
hello australia
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>>13854396
>What in the fuck is this?
shitposting. taking pictures off the internet somewhere to disgust people
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>>13854369
I don't have a cellphone.
Let me know when the NSA starts tracking ponies though.
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>>13854424
jesus christ I almost threw up
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>>13854427
>Pokemon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGv89e0sE
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>>13854431
>Cheryl, Sarah, Clarice.
Too primitive, too simple.
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>>13854396
A plantar wart, they grow really deep into your foot and hurt like a motherfucker
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>>13854369
Who cares

the U.S. is going under soon anyway
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>>13854430
>slaaneshi noise marines pass through later that day
>take all the food
>applejack is lonely, hungry, and has a headache
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>>13854424
>buy some cardboard at the store
>the checkout girl gets a papercut bagging it
>feel bad all day
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>>13854449
I knew what that was gonna be. You don't disappoint.
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>>13854450
That's the idea

she's really embarrassed to have such a basic name, and hides it from the other wizards and magicians by only going by her tittle.
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>Chrysalis tries to conquer the Crystal Empire,
>challenger her to a game of puzzle block stacking
>if you lose, she asks if you'd like to try again, or go back to the level select.
>if you win, she withdraws her army, and surrenders, no questions asked.
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>>13854369
>>13854463
it seems that since the early 2000s the US is turning into the late roman empire
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>>13854471
Imagine running a fresh piece of cardstock along your dickhole
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>>13854467
>Angry Marines later come in.
>Notice the lack of both ponies and food.
>This will not FUCKING DO!
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>>13854369
everyone who isn't an idiot already knows that the US is giant police state. Terrorists won.
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>porn artist you like
>isnt a complete neckbeard who doesnt know how to dress

it is surprising because i just assume all brony artists look like skipsy until proven otherwise
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>>13854487

except we have the means to not get swarmed by barbarians

>87 guns per 100 Americans
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>>13854472
This isn't my pokemon at all. Where is the cute shit?!
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>>13854467
>Eldar invade
>Leave good schools and hospitals in their wake
>Applejack is still lonely, hungry, but now she's smart enough to know why she was left behind
>Applejack is very sad
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>>13854480
Aw, she just sounds lonely.
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>>13854491
>applejack is lonely, hungry, scared, has a headache, and all her remaining property has been destroyed
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>>13854509
who?
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>>13854491
>they angrily plant more food
>in a fury unmatched, recover the ponies and wash off the blood raven paintjob
>finally, in an act of supreme rage, they move the sun and moon until Celestia and Luna get back
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>>13854491
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>>13854509

I love Meesh.

Definitely one of my favorite furry artists, such good shit.

wish he'd draw more cub
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>>13854525
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i forgot what i was going to shitpost about
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unf
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>>13854527
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>>13854543
"The angry marines are fucking stupid on the level of cutebolds"
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>>13854511
>owning a gun automatically turns you into a proficient soldier
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>>13854390
>looking at this a second time to further cement it into my memory
i seriously wish i didn't do that
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>>13854476
Umm, no, she is not. She barely cares about other opinions, mostly because she is not interested in such social shit, it simply bores her.
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>>13854424
Anatomy is so fascinating
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>>13854543
sometimes i find myself writing a shitpost so terrible it makes me stop and think "whoa this is too much even for me" and i erase.
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>>13854558
you have to think about the sort of babarians are prone to swarming us

none of them are proficient soldiers

besides, state governments would assume control of the military and even mint their own coins if the federal system went under.
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>>13854424
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>>13854558
>He doesn't know that owning a gun turns you into a hardened killer who mistakes schools and places of work for battlefields.
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>>13854555
no i just got here, idk what kind of nonsense you're already talking about
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>>13854572
I'm sickened but fascinated.
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>>13854555
But that's not shitposting, that's just facts.
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>>13854539
If 0r0 wasn't 0r0 I would want to be friends with him.
We could talk about Jojo's and talk about dicks and stuff.
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>>13854558

That's not what I said.

It does, however, turn you into a person with a gun. And if you know how to shoot, it turns you into a person with a gun that is deadly.

And guerilla fighting doesn't take intense soldier training.
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>>13854577
right. the us armed forces is the only army on the entire planet which actually trains their soldiers and does more than throwing rocks
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>>13854572
OH SHIT
BREAKING NEWS THERE ARE BONES INSIDE US
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>>13854568
Okay then, just wanted to throw out ideas and see what sticks

back to the drawing board for me
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>>13854480
where's the option to make her my sex slave?
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>>13854609
Those are tendons.
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>>13854609
>bones

your mlpg anatomy expert everyone
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>>13854558
It seriously worries me how paranoid and self-important CC owners are. That hero complex is dangerous as fuck.
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>>13854605
Did you miss

>state governments would assume control of the military

Those soliders have homes that they're loyal to other than the district of columbia. Hell, most of them are loyal to the people as a whole. That's why they signed up for the worst job on earth.

also

>Mexican crime syndicates
>competent soldiers
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>>13854609
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>>13854614
I just needed more or less original name, not backstory, man. But thanks.
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>>13854572
>reverse image search.
>Best guess for this image: eva longoria wears no panty at cannes
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>>13854572
If i were that person, assuming it didn't cause tremendous pain i probably would not be able to stop doing that. I like looking at my tendons move when there is still skin and flesh covering them.
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I like to smoke marijuana sometimes because it makes jacking off feel really fucking good
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>>13854572
We titan now
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>>13854636

Who the fuck said anything about CC?

And how does saying that an armed populace will make it hard for a military to invade equate to a "hero complex"?
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Pony says pony would eat antipasta twice, just because you are so nice to pony
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>>13854661
>typical gun owning nutjob

That peashooter won't do much good against drones, tanks, and stealth bombers.
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>>13854624
go back to school
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Pony says pony wishes you would stop trying to be clever and realize that pony is just trying to help you
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What did sweetie just walk in on
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>>13854637
you better find a firing range with paper targets that move, shoot back, provide suppressive fire while another group of paper targets closes in, all while having air, armor and artillery support.
but, oh, you have a .30-30
WAR IS OVER GUYS, AMERICA WINS AGAIN
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>>13854682
so epin troll xD!
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guys I found the hottest comic ever

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/455956/1668394cd6/
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>>13854679

>typical gun owning nutjob
Typical argument.

>that peashooter won't do much good against drones, tanks, and stealth bombers
No, but the U.S. military will. And do you think an invasion is just waves of drones, tanks, and stealth bombers? You should really educate yourself.
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>>13854682
>He thinks metacarpals move when you move your fingers.
Anon, you do realize the tendons sit on top of those bones?
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>>13854682
no, they're right. I cut my finger open a few months ago, and i saw that white thing inside it and i asked the doctor. He said it was just tendon, i sliced it pretty good too, so no way it was bone
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>>13854624
>>13854630
fucking now dumb retards
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>>13854639
I hate skeletons. That's why I never drink milk.
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>>13854686
Her parents doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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pony wants more free food
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>>13854658
I have a medical card for sciatica, heavy indicas tend to be best for masturbation enhancement. Maple leaf indica is my personal favorite.
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>>13854694

>>13854183
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>>13854686
Her teacher after winter break
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>>13854718
what is pony going to give me in return?
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>>13854712
There's been a lack of mint since Mew left
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>>13854699
i love to harshly judge the taste in porn of others. i few pages in and i am still interested. so you pass for now.
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>>13854733
a kiss on the cheek!
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>>13854737
I want to treat Lyra like a filthy regular pony from earth
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>>13854737
>implying Lyra likes bad music
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Total slave!
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>>13854737
Fucking hell now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head.
I gotta listen to it.
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>Worrying about guns and tanks and drones.

This is why I don't believe in any of that stuff, I don't have to worry about it that way.
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>>13854718
Pony gets no food for free.
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>>13854744
I'm gonna need a demonstration
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>>13854704
1/10 for getting a reply out of me
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>>13854764
Mr. Anderson, pls
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My favorite stand is Crazy Diamond
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>>13854718
No more food, pony's butt is getting too big
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>>13854746
>Treat Lyra like a regular pony.
>Don't let her talk.
>Brush her regularly.
>Feed her and occasionally give her treats.
>She loves it.
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>>13854721
>>13854658

Also Quentin admitted to smoking pot reguarly
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>>13854746
GIVE HER ALL YOU GOT, ANON
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>>13854793
Orange Chikun
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>>13854793
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>>13854796
What sound would that even make?
I mean they would have a coat there so you wouldn't be able to get good suction
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>>13854692
The military doesn't fucking vanish and leave you to sit in place and pick off unlucky fucks, retard. An armed citizens largest role is preventing some amount of combatants from taking houses as defensive compounds.

>>13854701
Who the hell would even waste all that expensive hardware when we have a decent air defense system and getting a tank over here requires being canada or shipping it across an ocean? By the time you could fly a drone over the US in your conquest, the citizens would mostly be dead and hiding
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>>13854796
>>13854803
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>>13854658
is that true

I want to try smoking it but I don't know where to get it and I don't want to get arrested
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>>13854785
Oh my.
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>>13854823
ARISE
ARISE!!!
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>>13854782
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>tfw people think there would be a war for all of america
>implying that it wouldn't dissolve into states that would quickly join with canada and mexico
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>>13854832
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Are you dedicated?
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>>13854824
i used to play pornos and then play love songs on repeat and imagine love stories between the two pornstars and fap to that when i would smoke weed
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>>13854838
>California defends itself by lighting itself on fire.
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>>13854838
>joining with Mexico
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>>13854793
>>13854803
>>13854823
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>>13854838
>implying it won't just be the chinese taking what they already own throught debt without a single shot being fired
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>>13854862
weed and tacos
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>>13854870
>actually saying swag
I would beat it out of her
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>>13854789
>Also Quentin admitted to smoking pot reguarly

{{Citation needed}}
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>>13854870
>tfw Tess is ded and hats us
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>>13854870
nigga fuck Scootaloo
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>tfw hearts and hoofs day
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>>13854824
Touching anything feels good on weed, it's why a lot of stoners have long hair, it feels nice to stroke and caress
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>>13854872
china owns only a very small portion of the debt

Also they would make infinetely more money by never forcing a collection and just making us pay it off with time.

that and we make a sizable amount of the food that they eat, especially grains.
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>>13854877
I've only ever had tacos from Taco bell and they've all been disgusting.

If I can get authentic Mexican tacos AND weed sign me up
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>>13854872
>US declares bankruptcy
>what debt?
>this isn't the US
>this is canada
>what are you talking about
>ching chong no speak chinee
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>>13854692

Wow, you are really mad.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=231_1341236611

That's a video of untrained insurgents storming a military outpost and killing everyone in it, because they have the element of surprise.

They didn't go to boot camp and learn how to shoot moving targets that shoot back, provide suppressing fire, etc. They go in there and kill everyone with their rifles and trucks, because they can.

That's what it's like when you have armed civilians that hate your guts, anon. It isn't "HURR DURR I GOTS MUHSELF A 30-30 THAT MEANS I CAN BLOW UP TANKS", it's strikes against targets you can strike against and hiding in the shadows when you can't.

Like I said, educate yourself you retard.
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>>13854896
what are these cows doing?
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>>13854891
>A drawfag has become a lich to hate us in the afterlife.

Oh shit!
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>>13854884
She's just a kid, let her have some fun
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>>13854884
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>>13854896
DANGEROUSLY FURRY
>SHIPPING
>IMPLYING THE CMC APPROVE LESBIANISM
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>>13854872
>Chinese
>Take things from the U.S.

What if the U.S. says no, anon?
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>>13854920
>let her have some fun
>anyone having fun
>ever

I don't fucking think so
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>>13854920

Tex what are your brushstroke settings?
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>>13854872
pfffhahaha
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http://i.imgur.com/46NRoRt.gif

>tfw we'll never have real good animators making pony porn
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>>13854926
> implying they don't
Though truthfully Scoots would probably go straight to "blechhh, ROMANCE."
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>>13854930
They'll call in their multiple-hundred-trillion dollar debt we owe them.
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>>13854872
>Countries paying enormous debt
>Ever
We're still owed ridiculous amounts from ww2 that Europoors have outright said "we're never paying that."
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>>13854923
Kids...

I'm afraid we're going to have to have Fluttershy put down.
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>>13854905
>The world comes to get their dues.
>America stops exports.
>For a week.
>The world realizes America has them by the balls.
>Starts exports again.
>Places some tariffs on a few countries.

This is why we need a cold bastard like Trump in charge.
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>>13854923
That's fuckin' adorable.
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>>13854920
>tfw no scarf
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>>13854926
They just think it's two friends being super affectionate.

But I'm certain the CMC don't support the worst shit.
They much prefer Squigglekicker
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>>13854923
>favorite pony saying that
Seriously conflicted
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not again
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>in 50 years, everyone will be autistic
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>>13854944
>real good
We'll never even have ok animators making pony porn.
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>>13854923
Are there ghettos in Equestria?
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>>13854949

We've established that.

What if we say no to that?
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>>13854898
>>13854854

I kind of want to try growing, I live alone but it's in an apartment so I worry about somebody coming in and seeing it
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>>13854963
why don't you go buy one
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>>13854949
Paper is just paper when shit comes down to it anon. The Chinese have no way of collecting forcibly without crippling themselves and nothing that America needs they can embargo. Honestly Chinese are just the lowest bidders in the world.
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>>13854944
even mediocre ones would be fine, but when it comes to a difficult skill like animation only the very worst seems to come forth
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>>13854910
I shouldn't laugh, but "The New Emporer of Arkansas" holding this very conversation with the Chinese Congress would be pretty fucking hilarious.
> "Oh, the FEDERAL bonds? Well shit, you realize this bank is no longer functioning, right? Oh, you want to go talk with the Rotschilds about it? Yeah, they're sort of hiding in the Swiss Alps right now. Yeah, I'm SURE you can get the number from the Swedes. Have a great day."
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>>13854916
WEH?
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>>13854958
She's just trying to fit in.
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>>13855000
Why is the first thing I can think of is the latest button animation
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>>13855009
They just keep Fluttershy around to talk to the police
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>>13854989
Then they get the UN to help them collect. And if worse comes to worst, I doubt they'd much care to unload their overpopulation problems into their military and send it over here. They'll take Japan along the way.
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>>13854988
Yes.

>tfw no one will ever create a hip-hop OC

Why is this fandom so bad at coming up with cool ideas?
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>>13854992
The stench is unbearable (for those who don't smoke) from even one plant. A neighbor with a phone is the only thing separating you from jail. Police aren't fun when you're a pothead
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>>13854988
Ponyville.
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>>13854944
This is what I half-expected to happen to Rocko when he was part of that nude art film.

I was like 10. I was neither excited or aroused, nor really disgusted by it. I just expected the guys wanted in Rocko's pants.
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>>13855010
Because it's bad?
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>tfw middle mouse button is dying
I love my mouse
I don't want to replace her
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>>13855014
>Um yes sir, no my "homies" weren't around there.
>Riding dirty? Oh my no, I make sure they wash and wear clean clothes every day.
>You have a nice day too!
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>USA
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>>13854992
get a grow tent and don't talk about it to people, bragging is how most people get caught

get some northern lights seeds, they're really easy to grow
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>>13854994
what if pone knit you a scarf
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>>13855022
>hip-hop
>ponies

Sounds terrible.
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>>13855014
>Um good day officers, what seems to be the problem?
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>>13854997
>The Chinese

They own only a tiny bit of the debt. Americans themselves own most of it.
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>>13855018

>Send it over here

You mean across the Pacific?

Against the country with the first and second strongest airforces, and the largest and most powerful navy?
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>>13855009
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http://derpibooru.org/440581

U
N
F
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>>13855032
Try horrible
There's like a few frames that are somewhat okay.
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>>13855022
>hip-hop
they just >zebras and call it a day
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>>13855038
Which pony?
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>>13855027
Not unbearable as much as unmistakable.
> not having a charcoal filter on 220mm fans for intake and outtake in a simple cabinet downstairs with grow lights
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>>13855039
>implying you know shit.

I bet your taste in music is terrible.
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>>13855046
It would solve their overpopulation problem right quick. And they aren't weighed down by opium this time.
I never said it would be a smart idea.
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>>13855034
>They are literally hauling kilos of shit out of the car as she is talking to the cop.
>And the odd body.
>The mob catches wind of this and 'convinces' the gang to let them 'borrow' her.
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>>13855051
It was pretty bad but still an improvement from the previous flashes. At least he's trying to actually draw out frames instead of just tweening everything. Maybe by season 6 we'll get a decent game out of him.
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>>13855033
what make/model?

join the logitech g500 master race
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>>13855009
Wow Fluttershy, you look cool
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>>13855009
i never got this juicebox shit
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>>13855069
Someone they like just touched their butt
not you
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>>13855027
That's why you use a carbon filter when growing.
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>>13855069
I just told her that she's my little pony
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>>13855033
>MX518 died 2 days ago after 7 long years.

Got a G400, which is a re-branded 518
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>>13855004
Don't forget the mormon republic of utah derailing the exchange to take a moment to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ
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>>13855069
You said she has very pretty eyes.
Sometimes she goes so fast you hardly had time to notice them.
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>>13855076
G400 > G500. G500 has a flawed sensor that has acceleration.
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>>13855069
I just called her pretty
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>>13855073
I thought that wasn't even his animation, just someone that was using his channel
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>>13855061
Did you build your own cab? I have awful hands-on skills, I'd fuck it up if I tried building one of those stealth cabs. Also how do you dry it, do you just put it in the cab?
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>>13855087
That's a good joke there, anon
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>>13855069
I told her I like the way her wingpits stink
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Does anyone know any Pinkie/Mr_. Cake fapfics?
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swiggity sawg, whats in the bag?
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>>13855091
> Shot down by the New Disney Republic, stressing that any world currency can be used toward Disney World funbucks.
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>>13855055
There's not even a hip-hop zebra.

It's always the same shit with OCs. Either their artist, or "gamers".
You very rarely see bronies mix shit up when it comes to OCs
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>>13855098
>no thumb buttons

tu que amigo
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>>13855073
he is far too complacent for that. over the years there was hardly any improvement in any department.
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>>13855110
>joke
Riiiiiight
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>>13855060
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>>13855098
This nigga knows where it is at. I gave G500 a shot and it was inaccurate. G400 works like a dream.
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>>13855106
Oh I was talking about the actual game. The guy who did the buttons animation is a pretty decent animator.
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>>13855033
>Own one of those shitty Steelseries WoW mice.
>It refuses to die.
>It has outlasted Nagas left and right.
FUCK!
I HATE THIS FUCKING THING!
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>>13855061
>Not unbearable as much as unmistakable.
yea, it was a breath of fresh air smelling it on my friend after quitting for 2 years no pun intended
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>>13855119
http://imgur.com/rX3JbLe
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>>13855120
>cascadia could not be reached for comment
>at 4:20 their delegates went outside to take a break and never went back in
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>>13855033
>tfw using a 5 dollar mouse for 3 years
I dont know why there's even other kinds
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>>13855126
god Berry is so fucking hot
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>>13855127
Well she has a decent base knowledge of clothing fabrication so i could expect it to be a good scarf. Not that I wouldn't wear it anyways.

Thank pony for me
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>pony is getting farty again
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>>13855145
as long as you have a good mousepad u str8
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>>13855124
You sure about that? I think you forget how horrible he was at the start.
A year ago this is what he was drawing:
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/31/62981__rainbow+dash_fluttershy_explicit_nudity_shipping_straight_big+macintosh_cum_sex_cheerilee_fluttermac_artist-colon-tiarawhy_cheerimac_macdash.png
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>>13855139
>those pits
still unf
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>>13855122
You haven't look at a picture of a G400
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Fluttershy wants you to listen to the new hip-hop albums she bought.
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>>13855147
You like alcoholic moms, Anon?
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>>13855139
appropriate response 10/10 its okay
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>>13855147
Because it's like, your opinion man
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>>13855033
>own a Logitech G500
>middle click stops working
>call up Logitech Warranty Support
>now own two Logitech G500s
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>mfw slightly less beb than usual
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>>13855160
oh oops, i'm thinking of the wrong one

i still love my g500, it's never given me any trouble
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>>13855159
You can still come with me to Equestria
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>tfw sending a cock shot to someone for the first time and all you get back is "lol"
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>>13855119
swiggity swooty, i'm coming for that booty
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>>13855126
What a berry smug pony
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>>13855158
you forget how horrible he still is
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>>13855157
It's a tiny little dynex mouse
All of the little pads are gone on the bottom so I think I should get a new one anyway
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>>13855172
you mean one working one and one broken one
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>>13855161
If she promises not to hum along
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>>13855126
You wanna go m8?
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>>13855177
well, what are we going to do there?
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>>13855202
brng it m8
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>>13855139
I got the worst whyboners when I was a kid from the Kanker sisters. Into femdom and feet now.

>>13855162
she gets me rock hard, drunk blowjobs are my fetish, she'd have a lot of experience too, so she could make you squirm like a fish out of water
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>tfw everyone is counting on me and i haven't delivered
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>>13855207
I don't know.

We could start a traveling circus?
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>logicrap
>not A4 X7 with supermegathin cable

plebs
>>
small dicks
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>>13855158
can someone link that picture from pokehidden where he said he liked how much he improved and it was two compartive pictures which just sucked ass in different ways?
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>>13855108
I have zero personal experience with it, but from second- and third-hand experience it's vital to keep air circulating in such a way it's warm but air circulating such there isn't a significant temperature gain in the room it's housed in. One person I know just used an old server blade case and used a push-pull arrangement with some shit old PSU's, like 16 Thermaltake fans, charcoal block filters and a few Grow-Lights to grow all of two plants. I'm pretty sure he just air-dried most of it on baking sheets using the old server blade struts, maybe heat lamps to speed it up.

It's true police dogs could probably 'present' even with a double-filtered model, but if you don't distribute and never get a positive drug test there's not much chance of someone just raiding your home. I don't smoke and haven't since 16, so there's not much danger there.
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hotglueanon has a nonthreatening cock
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>>13855198
Fluttershy cannot make that promise.
The beat on track 3 is just 2dope.
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>>13855214
I wonder what they see
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>>13855215
Jalm pls
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>>13855225
urt is urt
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>>13855222
>buying mice other than Logitech
>buying printers other than Brother
>buying keyboards other than it doesn't matter
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Early morning, pone wakes up
clop, clop, clop across the floor
It's time for oats, perfect saddle
It's pony they're all waiting for
They go, "Isn't she lovely, this Ponyville girl?"
And they say
She's so pony,
she's an pone.
But she cry, cry, cries in her pony heart,
thinking
If there's nothing missing in pone's life
Then why do these tears come at night?
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>>13855232
>>13855182
>>13855224

are these related
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>>13855245
Mechanical keyboards man
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>>13855224
in panties and pretty dresses
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>>13855229
What's the electricity usage on one when growing possibly one plant?
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>>13855234
>>13855198
>>13855161
Please tell me we're doing "FS is a closet gangsta rap fan" again
That's my favorite retarded headcanon
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Pony drawings weren't coming out well. So now I'll leave this pony here.
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>notice a furry artist with a style i can tolerate
>decide it's time to dive into furry so I can eventually become attracted to ponies again
>find the name they use when they draw porn
>sergals
>sergals everywhere
>not a horse-like thing in sight

fuck

i'm just going to live my life as a casual then.
>>
>Rumble with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>Images are involved.

I missed something!
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you finally get to spend a night with your waifu, but she has a marecock and it's smaller than expected.
wat do
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>>13855232
pantyanon has a small cute suckable cock
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>>13855267
it was shit
don't bother
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>>13855259
Well she tried to listen to post avant party-core but she just couldn't get into to
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>>13855258
I don't have the foggiest, but the last Green Festival (eco fest, not pot fest) I went to had some really ultra-efficient purple-white LED arrays that used like 7 watts or something. I can't imagine it's that intensive.

But again, I don't grow this shit, just knew a guy who did.
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>>13855258
Depends on what kind of light you use. CFLs don't take up much at all, HPS takes up more. there's not much point in growing one plant, you need multiple plants to take advantage of light penetration. With a 400w HPS you'd take up about as much electricity as a plasma TV, it's negligible unless you have a huge grow.
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>>13855245
>buying anything but x
victim of cheap pr and ads
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>>13855271
Enjoy her company

who cares about dicks
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>>13855271
give it a nice hug with my humebutt~
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>>13855259
What's Fluttershy's favorite hiphop song?
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>>13855267
cosmo did cute thing
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>>13855295
Notorious BIG - Things Done Changed
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>>13855295
Living in an Amish Paradise.
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>>13855265
Who was it?
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>>13855271
work the deformed abominated appendage until it does something
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>>13855295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87oeJOteWIg
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>>13855264

>says they weren't coming out well
>doesn't post to let us judge for ourselves
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>>13855315
Murcifer
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Heh
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>>13855295
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPE-eLJS9gY
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How would you like to see these two introduced to the show? Twilight visiting her campus again?
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>>13855321
I can't post something I deleted, anon.
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>>13855295
Mob Deep - Shook Ones Pt 2
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>>13855336
>Twilight visiting her campus again?
>Her friends are with her
oh shit nigga I want this.
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>>13855265
do you want recommendations
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>>13855318
Oh man I remember this
I was like amazed at the time that they actually synched up the words with her mouth
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>>13855328
>twilight raping Luna

hmm.. unf!
go on...
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>>13855295
>implying she can pick a single favorite song off Illmatic
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>>13855339
Is it in your recycle bin
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>>13855318
One of the very first MLP vids I saw, still love it.

>>13855235
Winking, dripping, sopping wet mare pussy
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>>13855339
Why is she scratching her chin so much
Is her beard growing in again
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>>13855295
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFLL1JIzvNw
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Boy she must've become the god at making sand castles.
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>>13855361
>>
I think it's funny how so many people enjoy little ponies while also enjoying cannabis and hip-hop
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>>13855382
She was nightmare moon when she was exiled, and she was trapped in the moon, not on the moon

Goddamn s1 lunafags
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>>13855385
cutiepie
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>>13855389
I mostly enjoy hip-hop ironically
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>>13855385
Something anon suggested earlier in the thread.
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>>13855389
Ain't nothin fukin funny
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>>13855403
>Something anon suggested earlier in the thread.

I just got here so I don't know what that is.
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>>13855383
It was worth a try
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>>13855389
Nigga I have a ton of manly hobbies
I fix cars and play rugby on the weekends
I also crossdress
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>>13855389
>not listening to busdriver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Be5HD402s
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>>13855124
>hardly any improvement in any department

he went from learning flash for the first time around s2 all self taught to making enough money to support himself and buy a new car just from flash videos.

how is that not a huge improvement
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>>13855395
and she was not even stuck on the moon

she was turned into the mare in the moon
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>>13855416
Going to need pics, stat
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>>13855225
I don't have his but here's a gem.
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Fluttershy's absolute most favorite artists?
Insane Clown Posse

She just came over to your house to invite you to come with her to Ponyville's 14th annual Gathering of the Juggalonies
Do you accept?
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>>13855416

>playing gay football
>>
pony feels spoopy
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>>13855429
That's terrible
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>>13855429
>your entire post

nah
>>
DAY AND NIGHT

I TOSS AND TURN AND I KEEP STRESSING MY MIND
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>>13855417
Wha? But he's just a dull busdriver (dat avantcore)
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>>13855389
All three of those things make me happy.


>>13855417
You are my ultra nigga.
Weird question: Do you like Milo at all? He and Busdriver are two of my favorite hip-hop artist.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifIAkHxvqFY

Groan all you want, I love this guy.
His blind commentary on dumb brony shit is hilarious.
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>>13855345
> They all offer up impromptu classes in the courtyard. Rarity hits it off very well with the fashion-conscious, Applejack teaches the finer points of lassoing -- Dash is having a bit of a problem.
> There's like one allicorn student and she's not very good at flying, and running is hard to do in the lunch courtyard. Everyone's too engrossed in their sandwiches to really do jumping jacks or whatever.
> It becomes a question and answer session about what Dash did at the Young Flyer Competition, veering directly into questions about the magi-physics she can barely touch.
> Then questions about 'where she got her Bachelor's'
> Then 'are you ever going back for your GED?
> Everyone piles in the train back home absolutely humming with excitement about meeting such diligent clever students and all that "potential." Dash avoids most of the conversation by eating a few too many courtesy-cart hot dogs.
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>>13855416
look at this girly girl, he fixes cars
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>>13855389
Those are some of my favorite things, but I don't tell anyone because I'm the whitest human being on earth and it'd be embarrassing to admit I listen to hardcore hip-hop. Big L and Kool Keith are my favorites. Also Big Pun is underrated.
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>>13855428
Why do his ponies look so on model yet so fucked up at the same time?
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>>13855429
I don't like this hypothetical

juggalos are one of the few things I actually hate
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>>13855422
i was talking about your ability to actually do it, not to promote it, tiara.
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>>13855428
I don't see anything wrong with it. He has consistency, which is good for his comics.
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>>13855428
my face when they all look like show vectors
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>9 lumbar vertebrae
>completely deformed ribs

if you were going to draw a skeleton wouldnt you at least make sure to look at a real skeleton first
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>>13855462
In all honesty I would not be surprised if it was BCS
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>>13855445
I remember smoking at night and feeling to that song in high school
Time to do it again
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>>13855449
Superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGoO1fLCU0
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>>13855456
Because hes using the right outline colors but has no sense of proportion/scale so all his ponies look like shit.
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>>13855417
>>13855446

I love surrealist hip-hop, do yourself a favorite and get Dr. Dooom's First Come First Served, Dr. Octagon's Dr. Octagynecologist, and Kool Keith's Sex Style. They're all the same guy but he has a million different personas.
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>>13855445
the mare in the moon
>>
black bronies are my niggas
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>>13855447
Do I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXzouMb3BFg

i swear he's referencing Adaptation with that monologue
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>>13855474
>drawing realistic skeletons
Anon that would be too spooky
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http://derpiboo.ru/137510

Twilight is going to go all the way through with you
Come hell or high water
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>>13855465
>>13855463
Are you guys serious? LOOK at this comic and tell me that looks anything like the real show.
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>>13855451
Or maybe they are shocked because Twilight was a friendless nerd and noone remember her.
>>
Might as well ask since we /mu/ now. Any hip hop artist I should check out for someone who only really listens to radio shit? Don't really have any idea on where to start.
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>>13855498
My fetish!
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>>13855487
Why are all black guys who like video games such bros, is it because they have to be whitewashed and stick with white folks to not get shit on by their fellow negros?
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>>13855474
Animes aren't human, anon

their faces should have tipped you off

and their ability to punch people hard enough to send them flying across rooms without being pushed back themselves
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>>13855500
They don't look like the show, but there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>13855462
his goal was to make money doing a hobby he enjoys so he doesnt have to get a real job.

not create fine art to impress the impossible to please mlpg art critics
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>>13855500
The backgrounds are well done, which adds alot to it
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>>13855389
>not listening to Das Racist, Wu-Tang Clan, A$AP Rocky, Killer Mike & El-P, Lil B, Kanye West, Death Grips, Pre-2009 Jay-Z, Earl Sweatshirt
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>>13855428
These are so consistently bad that it's hilarious
Nothing changes at all
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>>13855498
>"If the horse's entire digestive tract were stretched out end to end, it would measure nearly 100 feet. "
>>
So any fapfics with ponies getting "elevated"
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>>13855507
Nas
Big L
Big Pun
Dr. Octagon
Mob Deep
Eminem(slim shady lp and marshal mathers lp)
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>>13855336
they wont be since the comics are stupid and not canon
>>
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>13855527
wu-tang, kanye, lil b, and death grips are overrated as fuck
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>>13855477
Probably is, she keeps bringing him up all the fucking time.
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>>13855507
>>13855527
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>>13855536

There's Sun Baked by Metals
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>>13855536
>tfw Twilight smokes with you then has a panic attack and ruins everything

>>13855543
disagree with you on Wu Tang Clan and Kanye's early albums
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Pony only listens to songs from Top 100 charts
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>>13855517
>>13855526
You guys need to get your eyes checked. These ponies are horrific.
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>>13855502
Depending on where you peg the timeline all of her fellow upperclassmen will have graduated already, and if Twilight were taking advanced classes in addition to pedagogy with Celestia most anyone in her social circle will have left by their visit circa season four. Her teachers may remember her fondly and be thrilled for her progress, though.
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>>13855507
I enjoy Atmosphere and Nujabes
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>>13855541
Why does anyone care? Meghan should have told them to shove it
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>>13855524
so you agree that his stuff is shit
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>>13855507
Check out MF Doom's stuff as well.

>>13855543
>Wu-Tang
Naw man.

>Kanye
Yeezus was mid-tier but 808s & Heartbreak and MBDTF is just fucking great dude.

>LIL B & DG
f-fuck u
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>>13855538
The show canon is stupid. hell, the show is stupid period. At least the comics are somewhat consistent and dare to use plots that can't be summarized in 5 words.

I don't think I'll be here come season 4 except for comic days.
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>>13855543

>death grips is fucking terrible garbage you have to force yourself to enjoy

fixed
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>>13855564
Pony needs to expand her horizons
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>>13855507
That depends.
What kind of hip-hop are you looking to get into?
Trap, political, underground, southern, gangster?

I'm usually into stuff like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upWNysEXUUk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjYQKEb_B88
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>>13855559
>he will never do 80s Cheerilee drug sex
>he will never do a full fic based off his teen Scoot greentext nor will that other anon who said he was going to
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>>13855569
Because friendship is magic.

And it's a magic without end.

Much like her friends.
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>>13855566
yea he did alot wrong, but there is some good too
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What about Dom Kennedy
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>>13855580
>more than 5 words

BEEF
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>picture i requested from mewball got 1200 notes


That's really neat
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>>13855595
No, there really isn't. He's been drawing these comics for years and they are still as bad as the day hes started. And the art isn't even the main problem, the horrible "jokes" are.
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>>13855532
Hello, Domino's Pizza!
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>>13855599
What about Creator, The Tyler?
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>>13855612
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>>13855570
i am not gonna judge it because it was not made for me, i am not the target audience.
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>>13855579
>808s & Heartbreak


And to think I thought you had good taste.
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>>13855609
Give your thanks to le reddit. He's a whore for popularity
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>>13855610
There is no problem
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PONYCHAN SCYM PEICE OF SHIT HOW DARES HE...

Oh...

It's true
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Also Season of da Siccness by Brotha Lynch Hung is a really good album. E-40, C-bo, Mac Mall, and Mac Dre are great west coast rappers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w22oYdgU2Y
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>>13855627
There is no problem comrade. Move alone comrade.
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>>13855589
if i could find something that wasnt about making money, sex with women, or relationships i would give it a listen.
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>>13855622
The target audience is anyone that uses youtube.
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>>13855633
So?
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>>13855633
I said that since she died.

the waves of anons claiming they suffered a personal loss was almost sickening.
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>>13855633
I don't see a problem....?
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>>13855653
> one minute between replies
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>>13855624
>jelly
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how do I into hip-hop

I want to like it because I don't want to be the "everything but hip-hop" guy, but I just can't.
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>>13855609
i love that feel, its like the notes are all really for you
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>>13855613
He's hilarious.
Also he's much more of a better producer than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7PEnj-8NHw

>>13855623
What, did the autotune ruin it for you?
Late Registration > MBDTF > CD/808s >Yeezus >>>>>Graduation
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>>13855633
I never claimed anything else.
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http://funforfap.tumblr.com/post/58556622461

> implying this isn't Flitter
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>>13855661

Oh fuck off, retard.
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>>13855667
>tfw inky is ded
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>>13855653
for me it was mostly empathy.
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>>13855633
He's still a piece of shit

Like, you shouldn't grieve over someone if you didn't know them personally? That is the most autistic/sociopathic thing to say ever

People have been feeling bad over artists and the like for ages. You grieve because the thing you like isn't going to continue being made, and it's been cancelled because a fucking human being bit the dust

And some autist on the internet says you shouldn't care about that because he has reviewed his autistic observations of human nature and determined that grief is reserved for friends and family, so you and the thousands of people that felt bad over dio's death, MLKs death, and so on, were just fucking crazy
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>>13855644
I have a lot of stuff like that. If you liked two songs I posted I could give you more stuff like it.
Even send you some albums, if you're cool with downloading shit from random horsefuckers.
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>>13855655
Not really a issue for me but I'm guessing some people view it as if someone died on facebook and the person's wall has hundreds of people mourning over them when in reality they've never talked before except during that one time.
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>>13855676
Whoops, wrong link.
http://hipfuck2.tumblr.com/post/61659018560
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>>13855653
They were just sad, anon.

No one should die that young.
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>>13855507
Nujabes and Beastie Boys are the only two I know of that aren't just stupid shit about stupid shit
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>>13855633
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>>13855703

I know, and I was sad too.

But there were literally people saying they were sad because they suffered a personal loss.
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>>13855691
Uhh what? That's not that guy was saying at all.
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Pony says it doesn't matter who pony is, what matters is pony's plan
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>>13855665

pls respond
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>>13855703
but they didn't know her. they don't have the right to be sad
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>>13855671
>Late Registration > MBDTF


Alright, you're cool again.
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>>13855691
But you don't get to grieve if you didn't know the person. That's literally a requirement for grieving. Acting like you're sad for someone you never knew reveals you as a shallow drone susceptible to believing in magic space wizards.
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>>13855665
It takes time and effort to find good music. Internet makes it pretty easy with stuff like pandora and last.fm but sometimes you have to just listen to a lot of shit before you find something you like. The worst part is I know that sometimes a song takes a few listens before I start to enjoy it so it's hard for me to write something off entirely after 1 listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNClXfohDng
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>>13855644
It's still good regardless of the lyrical content, stop being a bitch
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>>13855730

>being so mad that you ironically argue the anon's opinion wrong

THIS SHIT

IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME MAD
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>>13855730
...what
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>>13855729
Literally just start listening it until you like it. Browse around until you find that on artist or song you like.

It's not like you have to like it, literally no one cares if you don't like hiphop
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>>13855713
> I get to dictate if someone else's loss is personal.
You don't understand the grieving process and are awarded no points, cookies, or gold stars. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 Edgy Dollars.
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>>13855665
Listen to Eminem's first few albums, it's a good intro to hip hop, plus he's a damn good rapper. His whole sales tactic was shock value, and it worked perfectly.
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>>13855733
yea, the point being is that it's selfish
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>>13855339

What are your brush settings?

I'd look them up on the archive, but that things impossible to search.
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>>13855733
So if you go see a sad movie or play a sad game and you start to cry or feel bad then you're faking those feelings?
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>>13855759
yes, you're being selfish
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>>13855745
>If I say it's personal, it's personal!

Anon, did you know I'm your best friend?
You can't tell me you're not, you don't get to dictate that.
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>>13855751
Here, anon, don't know why you'd want them.
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>>13855722
Do you even know how people work? We form one-way personal connections with things and people we like even if they don't talk back. Those things are idols, inspirations, and admirable individuals.

Normal, neurotypical human beings suffer personal losses when those things die. The connection breaks, you edgy retard.
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>>13855665
Just experiment. Check out /mu/ esentials just to get a general idea, and have an open mind. There's also sweet projects like Wugazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ourDnKp6x14

>>13855644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhqblJCadEA

>>13855730
b8
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>>13855763
You're a stupid asshole.
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>>13855691
>dio's death
i grieve not for him, because i know he is in a better place than this hell

i grieve for us, who have to face this world now without him to lead our battlecry
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>>13855665
You just need to find something that clicks
There's tons of different types of hip-hop, as well as different subjects
I'm partial to shit like Aesop, who moreso tells stories in his songs than he does anything else (go figure) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_s_7sy1O38
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>>13855777

the /mu/ essentials for hip hop is what turned me away from it in the first place

fuck /mu/'s tastes, man. bandwagoners, the lot of them/
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>>13855776
they didn't consent to your admiration
you're raping them with praise
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sometimes i can't believe what kind of people post here.
see you in november.
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spoilers: while she was alive, ghost grieved for people she never knew, too

you need to break the cycle of false grief, anonymous
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>>13855749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf5vujijmJo

The whole reason I got into rap was this album, because it was the perfect thing for an angsty middleschooler like me.
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>>13855813
please be bcs please be bcs
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>>13855794
To be honest, the hip-hop/rap section in "that" essential list is pretty legit, most of those are classic albums, like Nas's illmatic, Dr. Dre's old stuff, Snoop Doggy Dogg and such
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>>13855794
I refuse to believe anyone could listen to every song on an essentials chart and not find at least one album they enjoy.
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>>13855733
> Acting like you're sad for someone you never knew reveals you as a shallow drone
Human empathy and kindness extends beyond the people we know first-hand. We mourn the loss of people who die in natural accidents, car crashes, boat sinkings, mass murders, and the occasional freak heart attack because there's nothing all that different between them and us. It's further underscored when you enjoy or at least know their work and how they've positively impacted others.

If you don't understand that I really don't know what to make of you.
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>>13855816
I can't have a pony little sister, I'm not a satyr.
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>>13855816
I'd rather she be my little pet
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>>13855699
>>13855676

That can't be Flitter.

Flitter wouldn't waste good cum.
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>>13855819
But anon, MM LP is great
Probably one of my favorite Eminem albums to date
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>>13855816
Love her like a sister
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You get to go to Equestria

You can either cum 250ml on average, giving you 4 minute orgasms
Or
You can have a 12" cock
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This is a good starter for people who want 'intellectual' hip hop that tells a story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo
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Do you think Rainbow Dash would enjoy anallogies about going fast?
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>>13855826

I listened to a few and didn't like them so I didn't want to keep going.

I already like Eminem, Atmosphere, Nujabes, and Astronautalis, but I wanted to like more.
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I like all music.

except rap and country lol
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>>13855837
Never said it wasn't, Eminem is probably my favorite rapper. I collect his early freestyles and bootlegs. As he got older and calmed down he didn't have that fire and energy compared to his early albums.
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>>13855822
no, but i'm not popular either. this is the part of the hiatus where the decay speeds up until the next season starts, but this was just a little too much and i haven't been this pissed off at the thread since 2 days ago and that was actually the first time since early 2011 that MLPG made me really seriously mad, so bye for now.
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>>13855843
I'm already 7", so the first one.
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>>13855843
I can easily train up the former with enhancements and supplements. Give me the dick
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>>13855856
>lol
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>>13855853
>anallogies
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>>13855816
Be a good brother.
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>>13855853
I think they might fly over her head
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>>13855863
>being mad over something
oh oh stop feeling emotions anon, you're not allowed to feel you poser.
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>>13855816

I'd be okay with that.

I dunno how good of a big brother I'd be, but I'd do my best to be a good example, and let her know I love her and support her, even if we occasionally might get on each other's nerves.
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>>13855843
option A
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>>13855855
Get Illmatic by Nas. It's a damn good album.
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>>13855853
SHAZBOT
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>>13855833
She might get a little fancy-free about it after the third or fourth orgasm, though.
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>>13855589
not him but
I'm liking Blue Scholars, danke
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i'm actually autistic and i understand the ghost grief and took part in it

why is autism always the reason for people being edgy

it's not sociopathy it's just being a loser that can't make friends, having a hard time remembering names and faces, strongly empathizing with things you probably shouldn't, and spending an abnormally long time as an ignorant shameless child
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>>13855816
No thanks. I like my peace and quiet.
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>>13855892
what did you just call me
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http://pastebin.com/f1FkJAXH

How do I make itdisplay it to be either a pair or not?
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>Come now, Princess Celestia! You say my research has made me an unethical monster, yet I have never once heard a complaint from a single subject of mine. This power, has made the sick healthy, the weak strong, and the ignorant enlightened, yet you judge it's usage, why is that so?
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>>13855856
>except rap and country lol
I guess I could understand this if someone is unknowledgable in genres
At face value, rap is "hoes, drugs, money" gangsta rap and country is "lost m' dog 'n m' wife 'n m' truck" mopey songs
But in this day and age there's no excuse not to know things stretch beyond what's most popular
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>>13855901

I grieved for ghost, but I got mad at the people that acted like they knew her because they liked her art.

That's fucking ignorant.
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>>13855901
She was the one that drew the sharkpones, right? That was sad as hell, she was so young.
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>>13855816
that gif is 3spooky for some reason
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>>13855915
I'm just making fun of those kinds of people anon, don't look to hard into it.
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>>13855909
>>>/g/
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Would you prefer to hug a filthy pony or a clean one
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>>13855895

It's not strange at all that I like the thought of Cloudchaser being pretty vanilla compared to Flitter, is it?
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>>13855915
rap is also "hoes, drugs, money" if you start with the classics
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>>13855816
Would that make Rarity your sister?
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>>13855926
I understand, it was apparent from the "lol"
Just offering my 2 cents on the "except rap and country" thing
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>>13855911
>IT AINT WHAT JESUS INTENDED TWILAIT
>IT AINT NATURAL
>and then twilight's kingdom was crushed by celestia's crusders
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>>13855909
Its probably better form to overwrite .equals() for the card and use if(card1.equals(card2)))

Although I'm not quite sure what you're asking

And /g/ might be a better place, but maybe not. I'm not sure how they treat programming questions
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>>13855936
That depends, would you sleep with your sister?
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>>13855936
No, it makes you Rarity's husband.
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>>13855930
>That moment.
God damn.
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>>13855943
>Anyone who says "except country"
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>>13855816
I'd fuck her even if she wasn't my sister.
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Why does Adult Swim air unbelievably bad shit like The Heart, She Holler?

I want good AS back.
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>>13855900
People usually say this is their best song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vomqZPkCD7c
I don't agree, but it's great regardless.
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Pony wants everyone to agree on a fair division of the Balkans, but Russia won't play ball. What should Pony do?
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>>13855961
Trent's version of Hurt is better
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>>13855964
I always find it funny that their shows are awful, but the music they sign to their label is usually really good.
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Damnit ponk.
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>>13855961
Exactly
And for the longest time as a kid I never even considered Johnny Cash to be country because I judged things by how they sounded, and Cash did not sound like (nor appeared on) the radio stations my mom always listened to
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>>13855976
I like both.
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>>13855949
With Sweetie? Wait until she's older.
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>>13855915
>country is "lost m' dog 'n m' wife 'n m' truck" mopey songs

I can't speak to the rap, because I'm not that big into it, but seriously;

What the fuck kind of country have you been listening to?

Country is much, much older, deeper and more diverse than that.

Here's a fraction of what I'm talking about. Just listen to some of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e19hi_Usou8&list=PLRjI2QAIF0FheObQrIHjJRcxw_gvKiymj
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>>13855964
My friends work at nintendo and they basically say it's due to budgeting and they're all weird as fuck and actually think it's amazing.
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>>13855948
If I ask /g/, they'll imply and green text and never answer. This is the only place I can ask. I want it to say

Card 1 is: Some random number and suit
Card 2 is: Some random number and suit
Card 3 is: Some random number and suit
Pair/Not a pair
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>>13855979
>>13855990
too much country is shitty pop crap
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>>13855949
Well, he is from Texas
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>>13855975
/gsg/ pls go
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>>13855990
I'm talking face value shit, nigga
Things that are most popular and play on shitty radio stations
Things that people jump to conclusions over because they're judging the entire genre over its shittiest qualities
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Why would you ever refuse the chance to become a unicorn, anon? You'd live longer, be stronger, and magic is more useful than your hands could ever be.

Are you just afraid of change?
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>>13855978
>You will never impregnate the Ponk just so she can make that joke
>You'll never convince her to do it again
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>>13855932
No, it's sort of interesting that the Wonderbolts "rakehell / valkyrie" is really into loving consensual sex in the missionary position. Even better if like many people she discovers more kinks as she goes along, only for Flutter to sort of roll her eyes.

"That's nice, sort of junior-high for me though."
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>>13856000
Too much anything is shitty pop crap. If you judge any genre by what most kids are listening to, in any generation, you'll get shit.
Not to go full /mu/ but people who look on today's music as not stacking up to the nostalgic tunes of their childhood must never have turned on the radio back then because there's been mindless pop shit forever.
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>>13855982
I do too, but Trent's is better
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I want a pony to tease me and flick her tongue against my head until I beg her to let me cum
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>>13856010
I'd just rather be a pegasus if it's all the same to you
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>>13856012
>you will never be with her as she gives birth to each one
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>>13856012
Love that guys comics
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>>13856010
i'm afraid of losing myself to the WAAAAAAGH! of friendship or being railroaded by an extremely specific cutie mark but if you want to play it off as stubbornness go ahead

open ended destiny stronk
individualism stronk
humanity stronk
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>>13856010
>>13856028
You actually don't get a choice, you don't get to be a pony.
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>>13856024

the nostalgic tunes of their childhood were mostly the "shitty pop music" of their childhood

they were always plebs, that's why they can't look beyond the top 100
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>>13856039
But i'm trying so hard
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>>13855998
Override .equals in the card, have it take a card, compare the numbers and return a boolean
== and .equals are not equivalent. == will be true only if the references are to the same object.
There are lots of tutorials out there, and you can always make a question on stackoverflow or something.
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>>13856010

I'm afraid of losing all knowledge of advanced machinery

there's nothing magic can do that machines can't do better, except for maybe turn back time. but not for long
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>>13856029
>"she has your eyes"
>"And your left hoof"
>"and some of your legs"
>"And most of your face"
>"and your nose"
>"oops, it fell off!"
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>>13856039
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>>13855833
You're right, she'd be far more like this gal.
http://longandwide.tumblr.com/post/49428334705/theallmyswallows-i-love-her-urgency-in-this
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>>13856010
Why wouldn't you want to be a human?
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Midnight in Montgomery,
silver eagle,
lonely road
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>>13856010
I probably wouldn't refuse.
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>>13856000
>>13856024
>>13856045
i agree that theres a bunch of shit pop but that doesnt mean all pop is shit
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>>13856064
What if you kept it, but celestia banned you from using it because she thinks that advanced societies are more likely to be unstable hellholes than other types despite all their neat gadgets?
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>>13856064
>magic spell to get wings
>still don't have decent jetpacks
Magic 1, science 0
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>>13856100

>magic spell to get wings

Yeah man, it really sucks not being able to fly without flimsy butterfly wings that burn up in sunlight
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pony likes you because you're you as a human, pony's hurt by the implication that you want to change who you are because it's the only way pony will like you
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>>13856100
Jetpacks a shit

>go fast in tiny portable jetpack
>torn out of harness or pressed into it really hard
>go fast in proper vehicle
>pushed into nice cushy seat
>could fly into outer space in the right machine
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>>13855990
>>13856009

>It's just the way people are

Doesn't make them any less wrong for thinking it.

Two words for anyone who thinks all country is shit like Rednex, Shania Twain and "Honkytonk Badonkadonk":

John Hartford.
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>>13856125

well maybe if ponies didn't freak the fuck out at an equine figure that looked slightly different, I'd feel a bit better about being a human
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You are now aware Equestria Girls won't return as Monsters High, but modeled instead after Ever After High.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBXRlm76V28

I'd still watch the first few episodes.
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>>13856071
that's a cute pony
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>>13856125
Pony doesn't like me, pony doesn't even know me.
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>>13856131
I know I cook well but she sure looks like she really enjoyed it
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>>13856139
Ponies didn't freak out at gilda and iron will though

It's just those weird mutant ponies that get them.
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>>13856135
i like patsy cline and you can't stop me
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>>13856119
>>13856133
Anon please
Don't compare jetpacks and planes
We are comparing jetpacks and wings

Ponies don't even need planes, they have chariots that apparently weigh nothing when towed by pegasi and can tightrope walk to the moon

And teleport
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>>13856156

So what if you're a black human

would ponies freak at a black human
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>>13856071
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>>13856156
And they're fine with small dragons, too.
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>>13856171
That is a tall pony
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>>13856162
>patsy cline

I like you.
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>>13856167

We're not comparing jetpacks and wings, we're comparing pegasi and humans.

Jetpacks suck, yes, but we have machines that can perform better than any pegasus anyway.
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>>13856171
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>>13856135
Of course they're wrong for thinking it, and doubly wrong because they have the means to educate themselves and find out that not every genre is defined by its pop-filled surface
That's what I was getting at: I can understand why people say "except rap and country" but that doesn't mean it isn't a shitty excuse
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>>13856169
probably less than humans do
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>>13856192
it's not like there isn't a good reason...
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>>13856171

[DENIED]
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>>13856184
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>>13856167
Soon.

http://techcrunch.com/2013/09/30/i-believe-i-can-fly-with-this-soon-to-be-commercially-available-jet-pack/

They can only get better, and more compact from here.
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>>13856176
and large dragons. fluttershy is the exception there.

and diamond dogs.

it's like how we're fine with most images except ones that look like us but different and twisted. all of our monsters are just twisted human forms, it's probably the same for ponies.
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>>13856162
Alison Krauss is the closest thing I have to a human waifu
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>>13856203

[DENIED]
[DENIED]
[DENIED]
[DENIED]
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>>13856207
Smuggling drugs over the border just got easier.
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>>13856200
Have you ever met a black person that wasn't a crazy kenyan or a poor black american/rich on drug money) black american?

They're smart and civilized. Even /pol/ thinks so.
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>>13856203
that pony is WAY too attractive to be PT
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>>13856072
>implying Flitter wouldn't be more like
http://eroticsets2012.tumblr.com/post/61187069549
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>>13856150
>Zecora is entranced by the things you're able to cook, none of which were recipes considered in Equestria
>she can't help but ask you to keep feeding her new recipes and tastes
>she becomes so enthralled that she breaks out of rhyme
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>>13856226
somebody link me that one video where he goes overboard denying the kolechian?
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>>13856226
>>13856233
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmG0mgrkM8
Does Celestia share these kind of memories?
Has she seen the face of a pony she took down?
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>>13856203
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>>13856231
Hell yeah mang.
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>>13856207
>that big-ass jet-pack
Hah! Call me when it's the size of a backpack and has an autonomy of several days. And when I can refuel by walking over floating jerrycans.
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>>13856232

Well yes, but that doesn't mean that African Americans consituting 1 million of the 2.3 million incarcerated persons in America isn't a true statistic.
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>>13856072

>He tries to take his hand away
>she grabs his wrist and pushes him deeper

Holy unf.
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>>13856242
What would be a good pony alt version name of arstotzka|?
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>>13855766
>don't know why you'd want them.

Research, practicing. I like how your brushes look and I'll try them out on my own art.

Thanks.
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>>13856245
[SNUGGLE]
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>>13856244
>StoryCorps
NOPE NO
It's too early to feel
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>>13856241
The guy's from Impor, actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnWUX-zqao
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>>13856259

Artrotzka?
Horstotzka?
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>>13856248
moving goalposts.jpg
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>>13856259
Arstrotzka?
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>>13856269
>>13856281
......brilliant.
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>>13856264
You spent too much time snuggling and now you have no money for food. Your son needs medicine.
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http://derpibooru.org/440597

I'm confus.
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>>13856250
>In America

The country with all those third world ghettos and consistently oppressed populations stuck in vicious cycles of poverty and crime that treated black people as subhuman, and has multiple racially and culturally motivated drug laws with no basis in health and safety whatsoever? That one?

No shit. Your black people are forced into sucking.
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>>13856300

>the people who commit half the crime in America are the victims!
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>>13856295
That face is strange
also >lizardtits

But still, that tail
And silly or not I can't say I don't appreciate those
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>>13856295
I like tits, but that's horrid.
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rarity's doritos addiction
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>>13856311
you mean >dragontits
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>>13855853
I bet she's faster then a speeding bullet in bed!
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>>13856254
Yeah, that shit is AMAZING.
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>>13856235

I like thinking Flitter's more about the fantasizing aspect than actually getting/being pregnant.
She'd be the girl who'd lay in bed with you, telling you some of her fantasies - like the one where you carry her to bed over your shoulder, or how unbelievably HOT it would be if you knocked her up, even though you were using a condom - like, your sperm was so strong, that a condom couldn't stop it.

Then she'd give you a kiss before snuggling up to you, safely under your arm, her head on your chest.
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>>13856324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mrm9fQLNO0
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>>13855794

/mu/ is pretty bad. They jump on bandwagons and then jump off once they get too popular.

>Kavinsky is amazing!
>Kavinsky becomes popular
>Kavinsky is terrible!
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>>13856265
>>13856265
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okF5UGpivR8
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>>13856310
Everyone is a victim of circumstance. It's how the world works.

And how human intelligence works. Poverty, depression, shit education, stereotypes, and diet can work to turn bright people into troglodytes. I've known too many bright people fall into poverty because of the shit economy here and have kids that turn out impossibly dumb

All of them are my relatives.

>parents IQ: 150, 127
>both computer programmers
>out of work
>child, my cousin: highschool drop out, in jail

>"but they just needed to have more willpower, like these outliers" said no modern psychologist ever
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>>13856354
Holy shit that's amazing.
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>>13856058
god damn it this should work. it's what we learned about, Nested if/else statements

http://pastebin.com/bfcUs0Qx

Why isn't it showing if it's a pair or not?
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>>13856371
>shit circumstance
>not abandoning your peasant home and studying with a wizard
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>>13856371
Maybe we should take responsibility for our own actions and have more active roles in our communities rather then just blame everything on any one thing
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>>13856354
Holy shit that guy's got the soul of a black woman
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>>13856355
It's really good when you're not discussing the flavor of the month albums/artist.

Not too long ago we had a pretty good (short) thread about of Montreal's new album. And there was also a nice Andrew Jackson Jihad thread later too.
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>>13856371

Blame everything but the people doing wrong, right?
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>>13856351

>The next day, a particularly heavy bout of snogging ends with you fulfilling Fantasy #1
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>>13856377
>be maxed level
>this female pony is only level 20 and she wants to protect me
Soooo, do I just let her tag along? She kept getting one shotted in the Everfree Forest area.
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>>13856418
>snogging
britbong pls go
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>>13856429
What a pretty pony.
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You can go to Equestria and live any life you want to live. But you must first cuddle every single pony.

EACH AND EVERYONE

You have one week
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>>13856377
>helmet doesn't protect head
>no neck protection

Where's Armorbro when you need him?
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>>13856429
Rarijack top tier.
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>>13856392
When the machinations of your own biology are already working against your hopes of intelligence and civility you're pretty much fucked in that regard unless the people around you have enough spare time and money to drag you back up.

Which doesn't happen when those people just lost their jobs because they worked for enron.

>>13856409
Yes, willpower/hard work and guts theory is the kind of bullshit spewed by people that think depression doesn't exist and doesn't tie a one tonne lead weight to someones academic achievement and general ability to live life. You can't just say "well their personality was shit so the lost potential isn't anything worth grieving over", that's not right. If something was done about their environment their shitty personality might have done something useful and blossomed into a more useful personality.

inb4 eugenics
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>>13856265
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfWa9gI-Bks
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Daily reminder.
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>>13856444

Well, since you asked politely.

I'm for a cup of tea.

Ta ta.
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>>13856448
All the ponies we've seen in the show or every pony in Equestria?
Because finding all the ponies in the world there would be way too difficult and I'd rather just spend the week in peace in that case.
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Personally I don't think we should call Pinkie Pie x Applejack ships ApplePie.

They should be called CowPie

on account of it being shit
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>>13856429
>that sultry picture of Applejack on her nightstand
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>>13856453
>>13856480
She also has sultry pictures of Opal and Spike on her nightstands.
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Pony says it's her turn for the computer.
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>>13856480

AJ is her waifu bro, course she's gonna have a picture of her
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>>13856458
What do you suggest?
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>>13856458

Everything you're saying is based on >feelings.

Yet
>Overall, Black Americans are arrested at 2.6 times the per-capita rate of all other Americans, and this ratio is even higher for murder (6.3 times) and robbery (8.1 times).
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>>13856485
Who else but Rarity?
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>>13856471
I don't get it
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>>13856471
Hm.
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>>13856480
What kind of reaction image is that?
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>>13856476
EVERY

SINLGE

ONE
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>>13856487
Why doesn't pony use the one I built for her?
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>>13856505

>rainbow mac

crack as fuck
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Butts
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>>13856509
A perfectly acceptable one
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>>13856492
Rarity has a completely platonic waifu?
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>>13856512
I'll just enjoy my one week vacation in Equestria and try and see all I can there then.
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>>13856513
Pony says some porn sites made it stop working so she threw it away.
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>>13856519
bushes
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>>13856518
Yeah, well, your face.
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>>13856537
teats
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>>13856518
It's almost as unbelievable as Fluttermac.
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>>13856529
A
B
D
C
E
F
JII
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>>13856529
Okay.
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>>13856533
Failing the hug quest results in being thrown into a pit with everyone else who failed it before you
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>>13856512
Twilight, its an emergency! I need to hug all the ponies!
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>>13856540
>>13856518
>>13856505

Is this a bad time to mention that my headcanon is that even though Rainbow Dash is all bravado and would probably say she's going to rock your world, she'd actually be really timid and gentle in the sack? Which is why I think the idea of her sleeping with Big Mac is actually kinda cute?
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>tfw been sitting on a drawing that was commissioned.
>tfw you just cant figure out a good way to draw it
>tfw you have an awesome idea for something else but cant do it till you finish this cause you got rent to pay
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>>13856558
>Twilight restrains you and calls the police about a deviant harrisng everyone
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>>13856537
Bushes, you say?
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>>13856499
Are you going to keep arresting them or try and fix the root of the problem, like why they commit crime but legitimately well off black people, often close relatives of poor black people, don't commit nearly as much.

Maybe it's because they can only go to shitty schools and grow up around lasting anti-achievement/anti-law/anti-white sentiments from previous generations, which are only a thing because the entire ethnic group was treated like shit since day 1 on your shitty continent in addition to having to deal with your schizophrenic climate

>>13856498
Trying to help instead of being fiercely selfish/individualistic like an american that read too much WW2 propaganda
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>>13856556
In that case I think >>13856558 has it down. If it were life or death I think Twilight would be willing to help. If nothing else then to study you if there were no other humans.
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I hope the new thread is about best horse.
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>>13856584
So you want a flutterthread?
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>>13856579

>try and fix the root of the problem

Deportation? I'd love to, but that's racist.
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>>13856584
Only way to be sure it is is by making it yourself.
Get to it anon.
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>>13856579
>Trying to help

What do you suggest?
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>>13856584
I love Pinkie threads
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>>13856568
Get outta here and draw it
>you just cant figure out a good way to draw it
You certainly won't if you stay here
PUSH MORE
YOU CAN DO IT
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>>13856502

I can't wait for Simpsons blue rays. HD reaction images everywhere.
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>>13856519
Hips
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>>13856599
>You will never one hand a itty bitty Pinkie
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>>13856609
>>13856609
>>13856609
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>>13856566

>"I-I... wait... can you... take it slow, this time?"
>"Mhm."
>"A-and... um... d-don't tell anyone?"
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>>13856601
This reminds me, if you ever have trouble shitting, massage your lower belly, helps it come right out
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>>13856509
>What kind of reaction image is that?

Varg Vikernes's face photoshopped onto Ian Mackellen's body when he portrayed Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings movies.
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>>13856584
Clearly your wish wasn't granted because that isn't Luna
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>>13856598
Improving education, silently regulating culture and removing content that encourages criminality and racism (like everyone already does for things that aren't rap), lowering the cost of living or making it more bearable to relieve financial burdens, improving nutrition across your entire country, even putting iodine in the water supply

There are a lot of things
But they're all very expensive and we all know how you guys like polishing your stealth bombers and building drones instead of retrofitting existing aircraft that never see combat
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>>13856566
>Mac actually responds to her moves.
>She take it as a challenge.
>He won't go all the way, Applejack has always said he is a real softy.
>He doesn't seem to slow down, and she starts to panic.
>"Y'all alright?"
>Dash can hardly respond in her hyperventilating.
>Few minutes later she calms down, Mac looks at her.
"If you ain't ready for this, you just had to sa-"
>'You just caught me by surprise...'
>"So..."
>'J-just warn me this time... Please.'
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>>13856663
we're making f-16s into drones now

they're deadlier than the other drones!
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>>13852149
>because it fucked up
don't be an idiot, the brain didn't fuck up. It's a simple reaction of pattern recognition that is is then immediately subverted.
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>>13856718

>don't be an idiot

fuck off, I'm not the scientist that proposed the theory.

And you're definitely not a scientist.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13856771
I love Fluttershy
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I love Fluttershy
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>>13854639
...For your health?
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I love Fluttershy


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