TIARAWHY IS WORSE THAN HITLER

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>>13842118
I open up a kissing booth using this yellow pony. Somehow she gets impregnated during this occurance. At least the library is paid off.

>>13842118
Some of those books are irreplaceable, either first editions or rare ones of a provenances you can't reclaim. That's not even accounting for books that were never published but only collected, like letters in correspondence or personal journals by Twilight and those before her.

The best you can do is be her second assistant collecting what she remembers from the rolls, picking through the index cards and praying the Royal Sciences had it under insurance for some of it at least.

There's just no way you can 'pay' without entering some structured settlement for the next 20 years. The best you can do is ameliorate it.

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Derpy is a very ugly pony

>>13842118
How did I possibly burn down her library?
I thought it was a public library, since when is it her's?

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>>13842153
Fuck you.

>>13842153
1) How is this related
2) >says Derpy's ugly
She's adorable. Wtf you talking about.

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>>13842141
But pony can't get pregant that way.

>>13842157
well she does sorta live there...

Flitter's creampie fetish

>>13842171
>somehow

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>>13842165
You call that a penis?

>you will never snuggle a giant swamp monster

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>>13842171
>dragons can get ponies pregnant by being aroused and secreting sperm through their pores in their skin
This is my headcanon and you cant stop me

>>13842187
Cloudchaser's deepthroating fetish

>>13842171
They didn't say she got pregnant from kissing alone, Cosmo. "SOMEHOW" "DURING THIS OCCURRENCE", though ...

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>>13842197
...I won't stop you
>>13842208
Holy shitmoly. Fluttershy sure is a fine kisser.

>>13842187
>>13842204
> You need to use the stack and some weird shit from Zecora's just to keep up with those two.
> It doesn't help that somehow your new diet in Equestria has made your issue super-sweet and creamy, driving them both nuts for it.
> They've placed a moratorium on date-night funds in favor of pineapple juice and your monthly stack funds. It's always a "night in," though a far cry from "a quiet night in."

>>13842171
>>13842208
>fluttershy goes to take a brake
>a passing horse from sadlearabia sees her
>gets up close, notices shes not wearing a burka
>gets on top of her, mounts her and pumps away since shes obviously a whorse
>fluttershy just lays there and take it since she doesn't want to be disrespectful

geez...

where IS everyone?

>>13842221
what do you mean?

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>>13842221
wearing flutterhsy

>>13842221
Bed.

>>13842220
> white woman goes super-tumblr and checks her privelege
Best joke of 2011, mate, would upvote.

>>13842221
fapping to diamond dogs

>>13842176
Then I will get her a new place to live.
Why do I have to pay for an entire library though?

>>13842204
Derpy's assplay fetish

>>13842221
Feeling mopey instead of bonering

>>13842221
I just finished playing LoL.

>>13842241
>not dota2

>>13842221
drawing my oc

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Odds of this joke being used in the show?

I'm taking bets here.

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What is the one show you would absolutely refuse to watch, even if it's favorite pony's favorite program?

>>13842246
>hour long stuns
>op as fuck mages
no thanks

>>13842152
>Twilight is hysterical.
>You assure her that it's not the end of the world.
>Everything can be replaced.
>She hits you, sending you sprawling on the ground. Damn, she can pack a punch.
>"Everything can be replaced? Anon, when I moved into thi-THAT library, I- it was my home. I loved it, I protected it, I even convinced my mother it was a place to protect her raw copies of 'Daring Doo.'"
>"You destroyed it all. And you hardly even had to try... My home, everything I love, and my own mothers trust, gone."

>>13842259
>op as fuck mages

only in the early game

>hour long stuns

wats a bkb?

>>13842250
$50 on NOT being used

>>13842219
unf...
>that blissful look on Flitter's face as you pulse against her snug insides and unload rope after rope of thick, creamy cum hilt-deep inside her

>>13842252
The Heart, She Holler
Beyblade shit
Bakugan shit
Annoying Orange
most garbage on animal planet

>>13842247
It's shit.
Nah i'm just kidding.
But seriously work on your god damn proportions, your pony faces/bodies are still seriously misshapen.

>>13842260
She can just use magic to unburn it.

>>13842250
that's a cute smile in the first 2 panels

What's your favorite 4 cartoons of the last decade?

Mine are the Boondocks, Harvey Birdman, JLU, and Adventure Time.

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Ponk sure likes to ride AJ

>>13842279
Magic has a structure.
Heat can destroy that structure.
>But Anon!
This is why a fireball explodes.

>>13842247
>>13842278
not him, but also generally the mane tends to grow out of the back of the head/neck, not just the top of the head

>>13842265
>only in the early game
They're op all the way into the game.
>who is invoker
>having more spells than the rest of the roster combined isn't ridiculous guise

>wats a bkb?
Exactly, what is it?

>>13842250
Holy shit Twilight has the same birthday as me.

>>13842279
Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part, making it difficult or impossible to stitch back together with magic.

More to the point it's going to take enormous power to unscramble the information, let alone pull the constituent atoms back together in the right order for a given book even burned in lab conditions.

Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.

>that feel when the smallest things can ruin pony's day

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unf

>>13842290
Aj's the only one that can hold the sheer weight that is pinkie's antimatter ass.

>>13842321

>those tiny pelvis thrusts

MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT

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Team up with The Great and Powerful Trixie to start cooking meth.

Since ponies don't seem to have anything stronger than apple fucking cider, this "magic glass" stuff catches on like wildfire. Way too well, and it gets clear really fast that the magic glass isn't anything like they've seen before. At the orders of the Princesses themselves, the Royal Guards start rounding up the glass distributors and execute the first ever Equestria-wide manhunt for us. Dead or alive.

After dodging the guards long enough to make our profit (and with basically all of Equestria after our heads), Trixie and I change our names, flee to the Crystal Empire, and pray we're never found...

But not before leaving Twilight with a note of apology for leaving so suddenly, and 11 million bits for the best colt-damned library she's ever laid her big beautiful eyes on.

Make it worth it, Twi. Please make it worth this.

>>13842310
>Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part,
Why would they do this?
>Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.
Why hasn't she already done this?

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>>13842326
>ponk is actually aware of her weight problem.

I hope they have an episode in 04 that deals with her weight.

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>>13842118
I don't!

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>>13842338
You don't fuck with time spells, Anon.
You have to let time play the role out and deal with the consequences.
Playing with it only makes things far, far worse.

>>13842278
>>13842296
I try to go with the bean shape thing, but you mean like, the legs are too long and stuff? As for the mane and hair, what can I do about that in the future.

>>13842361
What could possibly be worse than burning down a library?

Time of beb: Always

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You have two choices MLPG.

1. You can go to Equestria 3 times a year for a week at a time. Time passes normally between visits. Ponies will remember you.

OR

2. You are given a lifetime supply of these, and you can eat them as much as you want and not have any adverse health effects. They're zero calorie, zero everything. This only works for you.

Which is it?

PANKA A SHIT

>>13842373
>not chocolate teddy grahams and yogurt

Ponies

>>13842373
1.
I always hated those things.

>>13842373
I choose pony.

>>13842338
There are spells difficult or dangerous enough it's unwise to let novices copy it. It's also true their media copyright scheme might be pretty drastic.

As for why she hasn't done it yet, well, fortunately enough the relevant spell for splicing information back in time is probably in Canterlot. A human responsible for burning her life's work and home and lab can expect to be used as a battering ram into the Royal Library.

>>13842368
>Letting Twilight deal with time related stuff.
You loaded that revolver fully and just asked a pony to play Russian roulette.
She will fix one problem, one that never needed to be fixed, and thus, tear that time line off the alpha.
It is only now doomed to destroy itself.
Her helping has only caused her entire universe to ffail, and she fucked up even more if she tore the alpha timeline off its track.
She destroyed it all.

>>13842386
Hi witch dyke

>>13842384

HITLER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

SOMEONE CALL THE U.N.

>>13842373
1.
And even more emphatically 1 if I can bring stuff back, since you're making this sound like just a normal trip.

>>13842368
Burning down EVERY library.

>>13842390
But the library is okay, right?

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>>13842391
Hello, Anon. Have some ponies.

>>13842400
Yes...
>>13842399
Because this is happening.

Why is BF4 beta so fun?

>>13842405
They still usin client side hit detection in an FPS?

What would it take for you to choose something other than Equestria, MLPG?

You've already turned down your friends and family, riches, and endless junkfood. There's gotta be something you want more than ponies.

>>13842373
whats a lifetime supply? i saw a guy win a lifetime supply of pizzas and all they gave him was a coupon book for 200 free pizzas. they were dated so he was only allowed to use 1 a month.

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>>13842362
Like your head to body sizes have these weird proportions that make your ponies bulky and mishapen or have huge necks when the character isn't meant to. Or your faces which seem to be stretched and have alien like heads and ear/eye sizes.

They just don't work together smoothly and instead stand out.

I made a small redline

>>13842403
But if every library is being burned down wouldn't Twilight's library be burned down too?

>>13842412
Ponies that insist on no-condoms, breeding-friendly sex.

>>13842408
Both methods have problems, but I'd rather not get killed after running behind cover

>>13842416

Instantly regenerating container full of them.

you will die if you try to fix world hunger or someshit.

>>13842301
BKB is an item that nullifies all magical dmg.

Invoker isn't as good as you think he is. You are just shit at the game.

>>13842412
More ponies!

>>13842421
Don't bother, he's drowning in cosmic or unavoidable horror.

>>13842423
THAT'S STILL PONIES

>>13842426
could i instantly fill the grand canyon or oceans with it?

>>13842433
But they aren't show canon. They aren't THE ponies, they're waifus for my dick.

>>13842259
TOP FUCKING LEL

>>13842439

No, because you'd have to pour it out of the container.

Let's say it's the container in the image.

>>13842442
So just turn the container upside down and let them pour out infinitely.

>>13842440

I never said show ponies, I said ponies.

As in, no ponies at all. No anthro ponies, no humanized ponies. No show ponies. No loophole ponies.

>>13842197
Someone post that cap of the No Glove No Love post

Reminder that Fluttershy and Pinkie are the perfect candidates to turn into Alicorns.

All the others don't need it and Applejack has "muh family" issues

>>13842442
can the bag be destroyed?

>>13842450
loophole pony where?

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Sh'b'dui
What if you could only survive in the deep sea in Equestria

>>13842449

Duh.

You asked if you could do it instantly. Plus if a bunch of people start coming to eat that shit, you will die for trying to fix world hunger. And it will take a long time to fill the grand canyon or the ocean, man.

>>13842455

Yes, but only by your hand and it ruins the infiniteness. You'd just have a pile of cookies.

>>13842450
Then I guess it really is ponies, final destination.

>>13842450
What about horses?

>>13842475

Sure, you can have a horse-related fantasy.

It just can't have anything to do with the ponies. You can't just do the stuff you'd do with ponies but with horses. If you do that, a wizard will kill you.

>>13842483
Can I be a wizard?

>>13842481
What if it's just Fluttershy riding a huge scorpion?

>>13842483
That wizard's a dick.

>>13842487

Yes.

no magic-ing ponies though, rival wizards will kill you.

>>13842466
if i spent millions on a high powered vacuum to suck out the cookies at extreme speeds i wonder how long it would take to cover the earth

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>>13842488

>>13842466
>trying to solve world hunger
>not just selling them with 0 production costs aside from packaging
Capitalism ho!

>>13842496

you are sued and killed by corporate wizards

>>13842490
Can I convince the other wizards to magic pone?

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>>13842504

>>13842502

If you wanna be roasted by wizard lightning, I guess.

The only way I see it happening is you can become the best wizard before trying to magic ponies, and then spend a long time killing all the other wizards.

>>13842511
Yeah, that sounds fine.

>>13842517
that includes the unicorns

they are wizards

>>13842407
>>13842504

> inflation
> keep thinking of that story
> keep wondering how it would feel to fuck a belly button

I think I need to leave for a while

>>13842521
What story, anon?

>>13842525

The FemRover one that showed up recently

>wanting to go to Equestria
>not Valhalla to fight endlessly and drink and eat and fuck

>Meghan hints that twilight friends will also reach alicornhood

for what purpose

and no, it wasn't a retarded joke by her for telling us that twilight won't outlive her friends

>>13842519
But I don't want to have to kill pone.

>>13842530
Ooh, can you link it?

>>13842539

It's the only way to pony by being a wizard, anon.

>>13842531
But I can do those things in Equestria.

>>13842540
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12QJRgvtQqATfuKg3fEa_F8j-cECr3Qv_aMH1swS-66k/edit?pli=1

>>13842542
What if I use wizard powers to remove pone's horn? Then pone wouldn't have magic anymore.

>>13842543

I guess if pie fights and grass sandwiches are your definition of fighting and eating.

I'd want to hear Odin's laugh booming across the hall as I tear into a leg of mutton and then get cut the fuck up on the battlefield later.

>>13842521
you do know that LK said he had "experience" in that area, right?
at least I think he did

>>13842540
derpy.me/anxfx

>>13842553
ಠ_ಠ

>>13842538
its already been proven many times meghan doesnt think that far ahead for the story.

she was just giving the dumb bronies the answer they wanted to hear so they wont get upset without putting any thought into it

>all ponies will life forever and never die

>>13842550

That would work.

I don't think the unicorns would be very happy though. You'd probably have to magic their memories of magic away or something.

>>13842564
But they were going to kill me, I had to do it.
I'm sure they'll understand.

p-pony wants to see your d-dd-dick

>>13842576
pony stuttering is adorable

even moreso if they get flustered and have to take a break to find another word to use

>>13842576
Pony needs to marry me first.

You will never be a stallion in a pretty apron

>>13842588
Rub it in, why dont you

Do you like your pony achingly full or well drained?

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

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>>13842598

>>13842595
I like my pony humanized

>>13842595
Can I be the former and they the latter?

>>13842595
Pony should be properly fed, why would you force them to eat or starve them

>>13842604
As long as it used to be the other way around

pones are addicted to semen

human semen

that's why celestia banished all humans in her sex dungeon

>>13842605
I want to force Marker to eat pancakes.

I used to joke about it, but now I want to shove them in her mouth like Fred did to Courage.

>>13842611
How could the be addicted if all humans are banished?

>>13842556
I can't help it
I'm curious

>>13842633
you're gonna tell us about it, right?

>>13842271

https://derpibooru.org/254971

I JUST WANT TO FUCK PONES

>>13842646
Sorry, Anon. Pone just isn't for sexual.

>>13842646

But there are so much better things for sexual

>>13842649
They are for sexual.

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remember when the sonic fandom was good?
i was there
remember when the pony fandom was good?
i was there too

i will try to pass my story on to my grandkids but they will not believe it.

>>13842636
tell you about what?

>>13842654
is this fucking real?

>>13842655
Oh, thought you were LK

Even if you ever did manage to confuse or hypnotise a woman into thinking you aren't a pathetic loser who isn't worth her time for long enough to sleep with her, you would not get anywhere close to satisfying her and she would hate you and leave you for it.

>>13842663
pls stop anon you are projecting way too hard

I WANT TO SEXUALLY HARASS PONE

GROPING HER BUTT

BUMPING INTO HER

JUST UNFING HER

>>13842663
Is woman pony?

>>13842668
Someone needs to tell me the truth, it might as well be me.

>>13842657
http://blogs.sega.com/2013/10/01/pre-order-sonic-lost-world-at-amazon-and-get-25-extra-lives/

>>13842271

>The way her eyes drift shut when you blow your load into her mouth and she eagerly swallows every last yummy drop.

>>13842636
It's too personal and /soc/ for me. Sorry.

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Welp

>>13842688
You are delightful, Pinkie.

>>13842688
Parties are supposed to be special occasions, Pinkie.

They lose their meaning if you have one every day.

Just like orgasms.

>>13842693
GAME RUINED 4EVER
I'M CANCELLING ALL MY PURCHASES

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Pony thinks the US should stop trying to spread democracy till they figure out how to run a democracy themselves

MLPG help

i'm falling in love with this skeleton girl just as hard as i fell in love with Rarity

help

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>>13842706
A... skeleton girl? Tell me more.

>>13842705
Why does pony care?

>>13842705
I agree, but it's not like any of them are listening to any of us.

>>13842711
because pone is aroused for human dicks

>>13842679
aww, but I want to hear about it~

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>>13842710
stay away, Dewey

you don't want none of this shit

>>13842705
They aren't trying to spread democracy, they're trying to steal resources.

Because they aren't smart enough to use solar.

>>13842715
Pony is a slut.

>>13842719
Holy cow is that a WoY game?

>>13842719
Is she as much like Hanako as she looks?

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>>13842719
Anon you fool

never trust a skeleton

>>13842722
Solar cells are made of plastics and other products which are derived from oil. Alternative energies aren't going to save us from the many, many other problems we'll encounter when we run out of fossils.

>>13842724
Divinity: Dragon Commander

>>13842726
maybe? i never played your cripple games. she loves you very much but she'd dying from boneitis so you have to cure her. you do this by either turning her human, turning her vampire, or turning her into a golden robot-girl.

>>13842736
So you can't keep her as a skeleton?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a18b708f977e6966b39aeea48b72fb85/tumblr_mu0res3mwI1rbfcv5o1_1280.jpg

>>13842736
Does she taste like bacon?

You should play it, bro, it's awesome.

Just don't go Emi's route because that's casual-mode.

>>13842743
not really. unless you want her to DIE of her BONEITIS. and you don't want THAT, DO YOU?

>>13842745
>no maregina

>>13842745
>no genitals
>no fluids
>no arousal
eh.

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>>13842284

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>>13842731
thats not true, i am good friends with a skeleton and he is a pretty cool guy.

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2010 was 3 years ago

>>13842765
Bigger

>>13842745
if there is a penis version then i owe you 1 unf

>>13842767
Stop that.

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>>13842767
kids who were 9 in 2000 are either skeletons or 21 now

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>>13842769
Can't make it bigger than the original without fucking up the quality, sorry.

>>13842250
>Twilight's birthday is March 3rd

Twiley confirmed for Pisces

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>>13842766
Shut up, skeleton.

You're all monsters.

>>13842781
How do you possibly get march 3rd from that?

>>13842776
I'm 21 now

>>13842781
*March 12th

my bad

>>13842788
That's December 3rd anon, the date Sweet and Elite aired.

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>>13842767
>all your friends went to college
>have reals jobs and houses now
>they are married and having kids
>while you spent your life depressed in your room jacking off to anime

>>13842790
anon pls

That doesn't make any sense

Why would anyone write dates M/D/Y?

That's just silly.

>>13842793
>not jacking off to pones

>>13842793
>having friends

>>13842793
kids are the end of your life, don't have them

every
fucking
day

Hmm, should I draw tonight Mlpg? I have to be up in 7 hours.

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>>13842601
>mfw Spike is now a ponyfart fetishist.

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>>13842793
They've got boring jobs they won't change in their lifetime, whereas I've already experienced several lifetimes worth of anime and manga and cartoons.

>>13842794
Probably because that's the order they're usually spoken. You said march 3rd after all as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.

>>13842804
a pony voring fluttershy

>>13842803
i warned you bro

>>13842793
Which also means that they are trapped in whatever state they managed to achieve by now. They have kids and wifes so they couldn't just move if they felt like it, they can't switch their job because other people depend on their income and also their free time is heavily limited.

Don't always look just at the negative sides.

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>Not having pones on your Pone TV

>>13842804
draw a pone with a maregina

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>>13842793

If you had kids, a well-paying career, a wife, and a happy little life where you went to bed at 10 while hugging your wife, you'd spend your free time reminiscing about the time you spent in your room alone, and you'd miss it.

Humans want what they can't have. They're never happy with what they've got.

>>13842808
>as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.
That's actually exactly what I am saying. Well, not in English, but still.

>>13842804
Yes

>>13842832
Whatever, I agree that it's kinda dumb. But that's really the only reason I can think of why people would write dates that way.

>>13842834
please draw tonight.

I want to see what a drawing of tonight looks like.

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>>13842829
if only i was a horse then everything would be perfect

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>>13842793
>Go to college
>Best friend goes to different college 1km away
>Never see her
>She's got a billion new friends and a nice boyfriend
>I've got no friends
>Suicidally depressed

Everyone can't win, Anon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3whhPFk-MI

Premiere in 12 minutes!

>>13842850
>1km away
You could go see her by foot

>>13842829
Yeah, having friends and a family would be awful.
I'd much rather spend all my time posting on 4chan.

>>13842829
I'd be happy if I was with my waifu.
I'm a modest man.

>>13842855
Finally. I'm so tired of Ash "stupid ass" Ketchum.

>>13842856
She's got no time for me
Not her fault though

>>13842859

I didn't put friends in that list for a reason, jerkass.

Everyone needs friends.

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>>13842804
can you draw rarity drinking a bottle of milk and spilling it all over herself

dont ask me why but i need this

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>>13842869
Internet friends are friends, right?

>>13842869
Fuck you, friends are for losers.

>>13842869
Nah, not everyone.

>>13842873

If you value them, yes.

>>13842875
>>13842876

Scientists have found that friends are one of three major factors that contribute to happiness. The other two are health and creativity.

>>13842872
Why?

>>13842873
ya but nothin beats real friends who are also internet friends

>>13842872
Sure Why does this sound vaguely arousing to me?

>>13842873
Yes. I love my friends, internet or otherwise.

>>13842881
Well I guess I'll never be happy then.

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>>13842888
Fuck, you're right. One day I'll go live in the UK or USA and I'll meet all my frens.

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>tfw you will never boop noses with your fictional horse girlfriend

>>13842897

that's your choice, not science's

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>Get on MLPG
>Instantly reminded of my failings

T-thanks, MLPG
I wanted to cry tonight

Every planet we reach is dead.

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is anyone else getting a ton of captchas that are long numbers

>>13842910
Don't get lost in heaven.

>>13842910
I lost my leg, like I lost my way~
>tfw there will never be another good Gorillaz album

>>13842922
Yes it's kind of annoying but at the same time I fail them far less often.

>>13842902
>tfw you will never fuck her ponegina as hard as you can

>>13842928
Never say never, anon.

>>13842922
I'm not going to waste a long-number-captcha to tell you.

But, yes.

>>13842922

Yes, and I'm also failing captchas far more often.

Moot's trying to sell those passes.

>>13842922
Refresh them 4 or 5 times.

>>13842928
>tf
I just want to have her moan and shiver and completely lose her mind underneath me.

>>13842922
Yeah but I find them a lot easier to read than the regular ones.

>>13842956
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1380441580252.png

>>13842969
can you not

>>13842969
at first glance i hated this but the deeper i think about it the more i like it

>>13842872
When you say milk bottle you mean like a classic milk bottle right? You're not talking about a baby bottle right?

>>13842983
ya the classic bottle

>>13842975
No
I love it too much

>>13842991
what is your headcanon for it? poison joke prank? discord trick? twily boob enhancement spell gone wrong?

>>13842991

I really like it too.

It's kinda weird though; I used to have nightmares about being maimed by giant mouths, so I terror fap to it.

>>13843003
She has always been like this

It's one of the reasons why she's so shy and insecure

She sees herself as a freak

And the fact that they're extra sensitive just makes her feel more ashamed

>>13843009
dumb

>>13843003
I've got a few
>She's always had them
>She got them with puberty and literally no-one but you has seen them
>Twilight gave them to her on purpose one night. She acts ignorant and says they can't be fixed when Fluttershy asks her about them

>>13843003
It's spelt 'poison joak'.

>>13843014
Twilight is such a bastard

>>13843014

>they keep making kissy noises and blowing raspberries under her bra
>especially in quiet social situations

>>13843031
>That's why Fluttershy has taken to stuffing a butt plug in each of them, held in by her bra
>If you look close enough you can still see her breasts jiggling slightly under her sweater

>>13843014
What if they eat all the time and that's why she's super busty? Kinda like Filia-Samson

>>13843044
>>13843031
>they start drooling profusely whenever she's aroused

>>13843048
>>13843046
>>13843044
This needs to stop.

>MLPG is better at being /d/ than /d/
I LOVE IT

>Kiss Fluttershy goodnight after wild, fetishy sex
>She giggles and raises her tits
>"My girls too, anon"
>They pucker up

>>13843031
If they can blow raspberries, that means they can blow air... Supposing they have a fine enough control of the mouth cavity, they could potentially whisper.

what is wrong with you people

>>13843063
loneliness?

>>13843063

I just want to make out with Fluttershy's tits, that's not so bad right?

>>13843063

Apathy.

>>13843063
What isn't wrong with us?

Gloomy, please, get off me

You're heavy

>>13843085
unf

>>13843059
>They throw everything into frenching you
>They're a hundred times more passionate and depraved than Fluttershy herself
>You get lost in the kiss
>Fluttershy moans in arousal, even after cumming just minutes before
>Drops one hand down to the lonely breast
>The other to her cunt

>She realizes her fingers are covered in your cum now
>She sticks them into the tit you aren't making out with

>She grabs your dick with her free, spit covered hand
>"One's got the taste of cum, Anon. We wouldn't want them to think we're playing favourites would we?"

>you will never a clingy Trixie