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Congratulations, you burned down Twilight's library
How do you pay for it?

old horse:
>>13837002
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TIARAWHY IS WORSE THAN HITLER
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>>13842118
I open up a kissing booth using this yellow pony. Somehow she gets impregnated during this occurance. At least the library is paid off.
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>>13842118
Some of those books are irreplaceable, either first editions or rare ones of a provenances you can't reclaim. That's not even accounting for books that were never published but only collected, like letters in correspondence or personal journals by Twilight and those before her.

The best you can do is be her second assistant collecting what she remembers from the rolls, picking through the index cards and praying the Royal Sciences had it under insurance for some of it at least.

There's just no way you can 'pay' without entering some structured settlement for the next 20 years. The best you can do is ameliorate it.
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13842118
How did I possibly burn down her library?
I thought it was a public library, since when is it her's?
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>>13842153
Fuck you.
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>>13842153
1) How is this related
2) >says Derpy's ugly
She's adorable. Wtf you talking about.
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>>13842141
But pony can't get pregant that way.
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>>13842157
well she does sorta live there...
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Flitter's creampie fetish
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>>13842171
>somehow
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>>13842165
You call that a penis?
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>you will never snuggle a giant swamp monster
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>>13842171
>dragons can get ponies pregnant by being aroused and secreting sperm through their pores in their skin
This is my headcanon and you cant stop me
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>>13842187
Cloudchaser's deepthroating fetish
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>>13842171
They didn't say she got pregnant from kissing alone, Cosmo. "SOMEHOW" "DURING THIS OCCURRENCE", though ...
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>>13842197
...I won't stop you
>>13842208
Holy shitmoly. Fluttershy sure is a fine kisser.
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>>13842187
>>13842204
> You need to use the stack and some weird shit from Zecora's just to keep up with those two.
> It doesn't help that somehow your new diet in Equestria has made your issue super-sweet and creamy, driving them both nuts for it.
> They've placed a moratorium on date-night funds in favor of pineapple juice and your monthly stack funds. It's always a "night in," though a far cry from "a quiet night in."
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>>13842171
>>13842208
>fluttershy goes to take a brake
>a passing horse from sadlearabia sees her
>gets up close, notices shes not wearing a burka
>gets on top of her, mounts her and pumps away since shes obviously a whorse
>fluttershy just lays there and take it since she doesn't want to be disrespectful
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geez...

where IS everyone?
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>>13842221
what do you mean?
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>>13842221
wearing flutterhsy
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>>13842221
Bed.
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>>13842220
> white woman goes super-tumblr and checks her privelege
Best joke of 2011, mate, would upvote.
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>>13842221
fapping to diamond dogs
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>>13842176
Then I will get her a new place to live.
Why do I have to pay for an entire library though?
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>>13842204
Derpy's assplay fetish
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>>13842221
Feeling mopey instead of bonering
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>>13842221
I just finished playing LoL.
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>>13842241
>not dota2
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>>13842221
drawing my oc
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Odds of this joke being used in the show?

I'm taking bets here.
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What is the one show you would absolutely refuse to watch, even if it's favorite pony's favorite program?
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>>13842246
>hour long stuns
>op as fuck mages
no thanks
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>>13842152
>Twilight is hysterical.
>You assure her that it's not the end of the world.
>Everything can be replaced.
>She hits you, sending you sprawling on the ground. Damn, she can pack a punch.
>"Everything can be replaced? Anon, when I moved into thi-THAT library, I- it was my home. I loved it, I protected it, I even convinced my mother it was a place to protect her raw copies of 'Daring Doo.'"
>"You destroyed it all. And you hardly even had to try... My home, everything I love, and my own mothers trust, gone."
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>>13842259
>op as fuck mages

only in the early game

>hour long stuns

wats a bkb?
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>>13842250
$50 on NOT being used
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>>13842219
unf...
>that blissful look on Flitter's face as you pulse against her snug insides and unload rope after rope of thick, creamy cum hilt-deep inside her
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>>13842252
The Heart, She Holler
Beyblade shit
Bakugan shit
Annoying Orange
most garbage on animal planet
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>>13842247
It's shit.
Nah i'm just kidding.
But seriously work on your god damn proportions, your pony faces/bodies are still seriously misshapen.
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>>13842260
She can just use magic to unburn it.
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>>13842250
that's a cute smile in the first 2 panels
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What's your favorite 4 cartoons of the last decade?

Mine are the Boondocks, Harvey Birdman, JLU, and Adventure Time.
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Ponk sure likes to ride AJ
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>>13842279
Magic has a structure.
Heat can destroy that structure.
>But Anon!
This is why a fireball explodes.
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>>13842247
>>13842278
not him, but also generally the mane tends to grow out of the back of the head/neck, not just the top of the head
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>>13842265
>only in the early game
They're op all the way into the game.
>who is invoker
>having more spells than the rest of the roster combined isn't ridiculous guise

>wats a bkb?
Exactly, what is it?
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>>13842250
Holy shit Twilight has the same birthday as me.
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>>13842279
Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part, making it difficult or impossible to stitch back together with magic.

More to the point it's going to take enormous power to unscramble the information, let alone pull the constituent atoms back together in the right order for a given book even burned in lab conditions.

Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.
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>that feel when the smallest things can ruin pony's day
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>>13842290
Aj's the only one that can hold the sheer weight that is pinkie's antimatter ass.
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>>13842321

>those tiny pelvis thrusts

MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT
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Team up with The Great and Powerful Trixie to start cooking meth.

Since ponies don't seem to have anything stronger than apple fucking cider, this "magic glass" stuff catches on like wildfire. Way too well, and it gets clear really fast that the magic glass isn't anything like they've seen before. At the orders of the Princesses themselves, the Royal Guards start rounding up the glass distributors and execute the first ever Equestria-wide manhunt for us. Dead or alive.

After dodging the guards long enough to make our profit (and with basically all of Equestria after our heads), Trixie and I change our names, flee to the Crystal Empire, and pray we're never found...

But not before leaving Twilight with a note of apology for leaving so suddenly, and 11 million bits for the best colt-damned library she's ever laid her big beautiful eyes on.

Make it worth it, Twi. Please make it worth this.
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>>13842310
>Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part,
Why would they do this?
>Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.
Why hasn't she already done this?
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>>13842326
>ponk is actually aware of her weight problem.

I hope they have an episode in 04 that deals with her weight.
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>>13842118
I don't!
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>>13842338
You don't fuck with time spells, Anon.
You have to let time play the role out and deal with the consequences.
Playing with it only makes things far, far worse.
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>>13842296
I try to go with the bean shape thing, but you mean like, the legs are too long and stuff? As for the mane and hair, what can I do about that in the future.
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>>13842361
What could possibly be worse than burning down a library?
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Time of beb: Always
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You have two choices MLPG.

1. You can go to Equestria 3 times a year for a week at a time. Time passes normally between visits. Ponies will remember you.

OR

2. You are given a lifetime supply of these, and you can eat them as much as you want and not have any adverse health effects. They're zero calorie, zero everything. This only works for you.

Which is it?
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PANKA A SHIT
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>>13842373
>not chocolate teddy grahams and yogurt

Ponies
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>>13842373
1.
I always hated those things.
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>>13842373
I choose pony.
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>>13842338
There are spells difficult or dangerous enough it's unwise to let novices copy it. It's also true their media copyright scheme might be pretty drastic.

As for why she hasn't done it yet, well, fortunately enough the relevant spell for splicing information back in time is probably in Canterlot. A human responsible for burning her life's work and home and lab can expect to be used as a battering ram into the Royal Library.
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>>13842368
>Letting Twilight deal with time related stuff.
You loaded that revolver fully and just asked a pony to play Russian roulette.
She will fix one problem, one that never needed to be fixed, and thus, tear that time line off the alpha.
It is only now doomed to destroy itself.
Her helping has only caused her entire universe to ffail, and she fucked up even more if she tore the alpha timeline off its track.
She destroyed it all.
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>>13842386
Hi witch dyke
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>>13842384

HITLER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

SOMEONE CALL THE U.N.
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>>13842373
1.
And even more emphatically 1 if I can bring stuff back, since you're making this sound like just a normal trip.
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>>13842368
Burning down EVERY library.
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>>13842390
But the library is okay, right?
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>>13842391
Hello, Anon. Have some ponies.
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>>13842400
Yes...
>>13842399
Because this is happening.
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Why is BF4 beta so fun?
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>>13842405
They still usin client side hit detection in an FPS?
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What would it take for you to choose something other than Equestria, MLPG?

You've already turned down your friends and family, riches, and endless junkfood. There's gotta be something you want more than ponies.
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>>13842373
whats a lifetime supply? i saw a guy win a lifetime supply of pizzas and all they gave him was a coupon book for 200 free pizzas. they were dated so he was only allowed to use 1 a month.
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>>13842362
Like your head to body sizes have these weird proportions that make your ponies bulky and mishapen or have huge necks when the character isn't meant to. Or your faces which seem to be stretched and have alien like heads and ear/eye sizes.

They just don't work together smoothly and instead stand out.

I made a small redline
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>>13842403
But if every library is being burned down wouldn't Twilight's library be burned down too?
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>>13842412
Ponies that insist on no-condoms, breeding-friendly sex.
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>>13842408
Both methods have problems, but I'd rather not get killed after running behind cover
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>>13842416

Instantly regenerating container full of them.

you will die if you try to fix world hunger or someshit.
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>>13842301
BKB is an item that nullifies all magical dmg.

Invoker isn't as good as you think he is. You are just shit at the game.
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>>13842412
More ponies!
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>>13842421
Don't bother, he's drowning in cosmic or unavoidable horror.
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>>13842423
THAT'S STILL PONIES
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>>13842426
could i instantly fill the grand canyon or oceans with it?
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>>13842433
But they aren't show canon. They aren't THE ponies, they're waifus for my dick.
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>>13842259
TOP FUCKING LEL
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>>13842439

No, because you'd have to pour it out of the container.

Let's say it's the container in the image.
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>>13842442
So just turn the container upside down and let them pour out infinitely.
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>>13842440

I never said show ponies, I said ponies.

As in, no ponies at all. No anthro ponies, no humanized ponies. No show ponies. No loophole ponies.
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>>13842197
Someone post that cap of the No Glove No Love post
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Reminder that Fluttershy and Pinkie are the perfect candidates to turn into Alicorns.

All the others don't need it and Applejack has "muh family" issues
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>>13842442
can the bag be destroyed?
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>>13842450
loophole pony where?
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Sh'b'dui
What if you could only survive in the deep sea in Equestria
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>>13842449

Duh.

You asked if you could do it instantly. Plus if a bunch of people start coming to eat that shit, you will die for trying to fix world hunger. And it will take a long time to fill the grand canyon or the ocean, man.

>>13842455

Yes, but only by your hand and it ruins the infiniteness. You'd just have a pile of cookies.
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>>13842450
Then I guess it really is ponies, final destination.
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>>13842450
What about horses?
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>>13842475

Sure, you can have a horse-related fantasy.

It just can't have anything to do with the ponies. You can't just do the stuff you'd do with ponies but with horses. If you do that, a wizard will kill you.
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>>13842483
Can I be a wizard?
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>>13842481
What if it's just Fluttershy riding a huge scorpion?
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>>13842483
That wizard's a dick.
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>>13842487

Yes.

no magic-ing ponies though, rival wizards will kill you.
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>>13842466
if i spent millions on a high powered vacuum to suck out the cookies at extreme speeds i wonder how long it would take to cover the earth
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>>13842488
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>>13842466
>trying to solve world hunger
>not just selling them with 0 production costs aside from packaging
Capitalism ho!
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>>13842496

you are sued and killed by corporate wizards
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>>13842490
Can I convince the other wizards to magic pone?
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>>13842504
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>>13842502

If you wanna be roasted by wizard lightning, I guess.

The only way I see it happening is you can become the best wizard before trying to magic ponies, and then spend a long time killing all the other wizards.
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>>13842511
Yeah, that sounds fine.
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>>13842517
that includes the unicorns

they are wizards
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>>13842407
>>13842504

> inflation
> keep thinking of that story
> keep wondering how it would feel to fuck a belly button

I think I need to leave for a while
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>>13842521
What story, anon?
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>>13842525

The FemRover one that showed up recently
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>wanting to go to Equestria
>not Valhalla to fight endlessly and drink and eat and fuck
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>Meghan hints that twilight friends will also reach alicornhood

for what purpose

and no, it wasn't a retarded joke by her for telling us that twilight won't outlive her friends
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>>13842519
But I don't want to have to kill pone.
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>>13842530
Ooh, can you link it?
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>>13842539

It's the only way to pony by being a wizard, anon.
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>>13842531
But I can do those things in Equestria.
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>>13842540
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12QJRgvtQqATfuKg3fEa_F8j-cECr3Qv_aMH1swS-66k/edit?pli=1
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>>13842542
What if I use wizard powers to remove pone's horn? Then pone wouldn't have magic anymore.
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>>13842543

I guess if pie fights and grass sandwiches are your definition of fighting and eating.

I'd want to hear Odin's laugh booming across the hall as I tear into a leg of mutton and then get cut the fuck up on the battlefield later.
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>>13842521
you do know that LK said he had "experience" in that area, right?
at least I think he did
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>>13842540
derpy.me/anxfx
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>>13842553
ಠ_ಠ
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>>13842538
its already been proven many times meghan doesnt think that far ahead for the story.

she was just giving the dumb bronies the answer they wanted to hear so they wont get upset without putting any thought into it

>all ponies will life forever and never die
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>>13842550

That would work.

I don't think the unicorns would be very happy though. You'd probably have to magic their memories of magic away or something.
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>>13842564
But they were going to kill me, I had to do it.
I'm sure they'll understand.
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p-pony wants to see your d-dd-dick
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>>13842576
pony stuttering is adorable

even moreso if they get flustered and have to take a break to find another word to use
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>>13842576
Pony needs to marry me first.
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You will never be a stallion in a pretty apron
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>>13842588
Rub it in, why dont you
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Do you like your pony achingly full or well drained?
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13842598
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>>13842595
I like my pony humanized
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>>13842595
Can I be the former and they the latter?
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>>13842595
Pony should be properly fed, why would you force them to eat or starve them
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>>13842604
As long as it used to be the other way around
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pones are addicted to semen

human semen

that's why celestia banished all humans in her sex dungeon
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>>13842605
I want to force Marker to eat pancakes.

I used to joke about it, but now I want to shove them in her mouth like Fred did to Courage.
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>>13842611
How could the be addicted if all humans are banished?
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>>13842556
I can't help it
I'm curious
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>>13842633
you're gonna tell us about it, right?
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>>13842271

https://derpibooru.org/254971
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I JUST WANT TO FUCK PONES
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>>13842646
Sorry, Anon. Pone just isn't for sexual.
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>>13842646

But there are so much better things for sexual
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>>13842649
They are for sexual.
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remember when the sonic fandom was good?
i was there
remember when the pony fandom was good?
i was there too

i will try to pass my story on to my grandkids but they will not believe it.
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>>13842636
tell you about what?
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>>13842654
is this fucking real?
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>>13842655
Oh, thought you were LK
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Even if you ever did manage to confuse or hypnotise a woman into thinking you aren't a pathetic loser who isn't worth her time for long enough to sleep with her, you would not get anywhere close to satisfying her and she would hate you and leave you for it.
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>>13842663
pls stop anon you are projecting way too hard
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I WANT TO SEXUALLY HARASS PONE

GROPING HER BUTT

BUMPING INTO HER

JUST UNFING HER
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>>13842663
Is woman pony?
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>>13842668
Someone needs to tell me the truth, it might as well be me.
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>>13842657
http://blogs.sega.com/2013/10/01/pre-order-sonic-lost-world-at-amazon-and-get-25-extra-lives/
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>>13842271

>The way her eyes drift shut when you blow your load into her mouth and she eagerly swallows every last yummy drop.
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>>13842636
It's too personal and /soc/ for me. Sorry.
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Welp
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>>13842688
You are delightful, Pinkie.
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>>13842688
Parties are supposed to be special occasions, Pinkie.

They lose their meaning if you have one every day.

Just like orgasms.
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>>13842693
GAME RUINED 4EVER
I'M CANCELLING ALL MY PURCHASES
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Pony thinks the US should stop trying to spread democracy till they figure out how to run a democracy themselves
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MLPG help

i'm falling in love with this skeleton girl just as hard as i fell in love with Rarity

help
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>>13842706
A... skeleton girl? Tell me more.
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>>13842705
Why does pony care?
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>>13842705
I agree, but it's not like any of them are listening to any of us.
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>>13842711
because pone is aroused for human dicks
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>>13842679
aww, but I want to hear about it~
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>>13842710
stay away, Dewey

you don't want none of this shit
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>>13842705
They aren't trying to spread democracy, they're trying to steal resources.

Because they aren't smart enough to use solar.
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>>13842715
Pony is a slut.
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>>13842719
Holy cow is that a WoY game?
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>>13842719
Is she as much like Hanako as she looks?
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>>13842719
Anon you fool

never trust a skeleton
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>>13842722
Solar cells are made of plastics and other products which are derived from oil. Alternative energies aren't going to save us from the many, many other problems we'll encounter when we run out of fossils.
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>>13842724
Divinity: Dragon Commander

>>13842726
maybe? i never played your cripple games. she loves you very much but she'd dying from boneitis so you have to cure her. you do this by either turning her human, turning her vampire, or turning her into a golden robot-girl.
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>>13842736
So you can't keep her as a skeleton?
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/a18b708f977e6966b39aeea48b72fb85/tumblr_mu0res3mwI1rbfcv5o1_1280.jpg
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>>13842736
Does she taste like bacon?

You should play it, bro, it's awesome.

Just don't go Emi's route because that's casual-mode.
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>>13842743
not really. unless you want her to DIE of her BONEITIS. and you don't want THAT, DO YOU?
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>>13842745
>no maregina
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>>13842745
>no genitals
>no fluids
>no arousal
eh.
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>>13842731
thats not true, i am good friends with a skeleton and he is a pretty cool guy.
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2010 was 3 years ago
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>>13842765
Bigger
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>>13842745
if there is a penis version then i owe you 1 unf
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>>13842767
Stop that.
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>>13842767
kids who were 9 in 2000 are either skeletons or 21 now
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>>13842769
Can't make it bigger than the original without fucking up the quality, sorry.
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>>13842250
>Twilight's birthday is March 3rd

Twiley confirmed for Pisces
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>>13842766
Shut up, skeleton.

You're all monsters.
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>>13842781
How do you possibly get march 3rd from that?
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>>13842776
I'm 21 now
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>>13842781
*March 12th

my bad
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>>13842788
That's December 3rd anon, the date Sweet and Elite aired.
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>>13842767
>all your friends went to college
>have reals jobs and houses now
>they are married and having kids
>while you spent your life depressed in your room jacking off to anime
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>>13842790
anon pls

That doesn't make any sense

Why would anyone write dates M/D/Y?

That's just silly.
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>>13842793
>not jacking off to pones
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>>13842793
>having friends
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>>13842793
kids are the end of your life, don't have them
>>
every
fucking
day
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Hmm, should I draw tonight Mlpg? I have to be up in 7 hours.
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>>13842601
>mfw Spike is now a ponyfart fetishist.
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>>13842793
They've got boring jobs they won't change in their lifetime, whereas I've already experienced several lifetimes worth of anime and manga and cartoons.
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>>13842794
Probably because that's the order they're usually spoken. You said march 3rd after all as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.
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>>13842804
a pony voring fluttershy
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>>13842803
i warned you bro
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>>13842793
Which also means that they are trapped in whatever state they managed to achieve by now. They have kids and wifes so they couldn't just move if they felt like it, they can't switch their job because other people depend on their income and also their free time is heavily limited.

Don't always look just at the negative sides.
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>Not having pones on your Pone TV
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>>13842804
draw a pone with a maregina
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>>13842793

If you had kids, a well-paying career, a wife, and a happy little life where you went to bed at 10 while hugging your wife, you'd spend your free time reminiscing about the time you spent in your room alone, and you'd miss it.

Humans want what they can't have. They're never happy with what they've got.
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>>13842808
>as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.
That's actually exactly what I am saying. Well, not in English, but still.
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>>13842804
Yes
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>>13842832
Whatever, I agree that it's kinda dumb. But that's really the only reason I can think of why people would write dates that way.
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>>13842834
please draw tonight.

I want to see what a drawing of tonight looks like.
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>>13842829
if only i was a horse then everything would be perfect
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>>13842793
>Go to college
>Best friend goes to different college 1km away
>Never see her
>She's got a billion new friends and a nice boyfriend
>I've got no friends
>Suicidally depressed

Everyone can't win, Anon
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3whhPFk-MI

Premiere in 12 minutes!
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>>13842850
>1km away
You could go see her by foot
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>>13842829
Yeah, having friends and a family would be awful.
I'd much rather spend all my time posting on 4chan.
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>>13842829
I'd be happy if I was with my waifu.
I'm a modest man.
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>>13842855
Finally. I'm so tired of Ash "stupid ass" Ketchum.
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>>13842856
She's got no time for me
Not her fault though
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>>13842859

I didn't put friends in that list for a reason, jerkass.

Everyone needs friends.
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>>13842804
can you draw rarity drinking a bottle of milk and spilling it all over herself

dont ask me why but i need this
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>>13842869
Internet friends are friends, right?
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>>13842869
Fuck you, friends are for losers.
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>>13842869
Nah, not everyone.
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>>13842873

If you value them, yes.

>>13842875
>>13842876

Scientists have found that friends are one of three major factors that contribute to happiness. The other two are health and creativity.
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>>13842872
Why?
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>>13842873
ya but nothin beats real friends who are also internet friends
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>>13842872
Sure Why does this sound vaguely arousing to me?

>>13842873
Yes. I love my friends, internet or otherwise.
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>>13842881
Well I guess I'll never be happy then.
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>>13842888
Fuck, you're right. One day I'll go live in the UK or USA and I'll meet all my frens.
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>tfw you will never boop noses with your fictional horse girlfriend
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>>13842897

that's your choice, not science's
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>Get on MLPG
>Instantly reminded of my failings

T-thanks, MLPG
I wanted to cry tonight
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Every planet we reach is dead.
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is anyone else getting a ton of captchas that are long numbers
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>>13842910
Don't get lost in heaven.
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>>13842910
I lost my leg, like I lost my way~
>tfw there will never be another good Gorillaz album
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>>13842922
Yes it's kind of annoying but at the same time I fail them far less often.
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>>13842902
>tfw you will never fuck her ponegina as hard as you can
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>>13842928
Never say never, anon.
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>>13842922
I'm not going to waste a long-number-captcha to tell you.

But, yes.
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>>13842922

Yes, and I'm also failing captchas far more often.

Moot's trying to sell those passes.
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>>13842922
Refresh them 4 or 5 times.
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>>13842928
>tf
I just want to have her moan and shiver and completely lose her mind underneath me.
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>>13842922
Yeah but I find them a lot easier to read than the regular ones.
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>>13842956
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1380441580252.png
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>>13842969
can you not
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>>13842969
at first glance i hated this but the deeper i think about it the more i like it
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>>13842872
When you say milk bottle you mean like a classic milk bottle right? You're not talking about a baby bottle right?
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>>13842983
ya the classic bottle
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>>13842975
No
I love it too much
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>>13842991
what is your headcanon for it? poison joke prank? discord trick? twily boob enhancement spell gone wrong?
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>>13842991

I really like it too.

It's kinda weird though; I used to have nightmares about being maimed by giant mouths, so I terror fap to it.
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>>13843003
She has always been like this

It's one of the reasons why she's so shy and insecure

She sees herself as a freak

And the fact that they're extra sensitive just makes her feel more ashamed
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>>13843009
dumb
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>>13843003
I've got a few
>She's always had them
>She got them with puberty and literally no-one but you has seen them
>Twilight gave them to her on purpose one night. She acts ignorant and says they can't be fixed when Fluttershy asks her about them
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>>13843003
It's spelt 'poison joak'.
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>>13843014
Twilight is such a bastard
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>>13843014

>they keep making kissy noises and blowing raspberries under her bra
>especially in quiet social situations
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>>13843031
>That's why Fluttershy has taken to stuffing a butt plug in each of them, held in by her bra
>If you look close enough you can still see her breasts jiggling slightly under her sweater
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>>13843014
What if they eat all the time and that's why she's super busty? Kinda like Filia-Samson
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>>13843044
>>13843031
>they start drooling profusely whenever she's aroused
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>>13843048
>>13843046
>>13843044
This needs to stop.
>>
>MLPG is better at being /d/ than /d/
I LOVE IT
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>Kiss Fluttershy goodnight after wild, fetishy sex
>She giggles and raises her tits
>"My girls too, anon"
>They pucker up
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>>13843031
If they can blow raspberries, that means they can blow air... Supposing they have a fine enough control of the mouth cavity, they could potentially whisper.
>>
what is wrong with you people
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>>13843063
loneliness?
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>>13843063

I just want to make out with Fluttershy's tits, that's not so bad right?
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>>13843063

Apathy.
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>>13843063
What isn't wrong with us?
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Gloomy, please, get off me

You're heavy
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>>13843085
unf
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>>13843059
>They throw everything into frenching you
>They're a hundred times more passionate and depraved than Fluttershy herself
>You get lost in the kiss
>Fluttershy moans in arousal, even after cumming just minutes before
>Drops one hand down to the lonely breast
>The other to her cunt

>She realizes her fingers are covered in your cum now
>She sticks them into the tit you aren't making out with

>She grabs your dick with her free, spit covered hand
>"One's got the taste of cum, Anon. We wouldn't want them to think we're playing favourites would we?"
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>you will never a clingy Trixie
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shit wait
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>>13843134
>>13843122
It's happening!
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>>13843099

>Fluttershy lowers her chest over your groin
>She smiles at you and brushes a lock of hair behind her ear as her free tit licks your shaft all over before ravenously deepthroating it
>It doesn't have a gag reflex, but it makes the noises for you and makes sure to drool all over
>She pushes herself up and lets her perverted mouth swirl its long tongue around the head of your cock, licking up your dripping precum between its panting and gasping
>Fluttershy blushes at its enthusiasm and lowers herself back down, moaning as you bottom out into her breast and make it "gag" noisily
>it's the best blowjob you've ever had
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Milk time?
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>>13843178

I want to grab that pony by the bottom.
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>>13843178
Draw crotchtits with mouthnipples
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>>13843178
Slightly better version
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THE NIGHT OF THE WITCH DRAWS NIGH MY SONS
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>>13843204
Saine pls
My loveboner for you grows larger every day
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>>13843122
>>13843134
Where is this shit from?
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>>13843204
RARA-SAMA!!!
>>
what would pony do if Lemmy suddenly appeared in Equestria
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>>13842118
Has anyone said cunnilingus yet?
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>>13843227
ponies don't have vaginas

only mouthnipples
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>>13843195
Nah, I don't really like mouthnipples and I dislike drawing crotchtits because I can't get them to come out pleasing.

>>13843213
I love you too anon. I'm curious what I've done for you in the past though.
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>>13843233
no, ponies have vaginas. cocks too.
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>>13843236

Nope, just mouthnipples.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/cmR1vxu.jpg

Left or right?
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>>13843234
A few requests, but you're just so nice all the time
And I still want cuddles
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>>13843241
Middle.
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>>13843234

Not that anon, but I dig your taste in furry porn
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>>13843247
How would you know what Furry porn I like?
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>>13843246
B-but Anon, that's where their cutie marks are
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>>13843250

you were drunk once
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>>13843241
I'd fuck the space where they meet
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>>13843253
That is really selfish, Anon. How are they supposed to get pleasure from that?
>>
www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/sega-now-bankrupt

The dream is dead ;-;
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>>13843259
I still have two hands perfectly capable of g-spot stimulation
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>dob 12/03
hey she's a pisces too...
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>>13843267
Are you sure they could keep pressing their butts together like that once their legs start shaking?
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>>13843262
http://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/no-more-pony-ever
http://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/you-will-never-fuck-a-mini-mare
http://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/heathcliff-motion-picture-confirmed-for-2014

Man, this website is full of bad news.
>>
>>13843273
Good point
Perhaps it's best if they're up on a bed so they can't collapse, and it also makes it easy for me to make them squirt on my face
>>
I need to work on my hindlegs.

I always shape them funny or something.
>>
Pony can go choke on a dick
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>>13843279
But what if one of them would enjoy being caressed in a gentle way while the other screams for you to go faster and harder? Do you think you could multitask like that?
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>>13843277
Since the other two were so obviously fake, I was afraid the last one was gonna be real.
I was so relieved
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>>13843289
>implying you don't want to see the garbage ape
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>>13843287
I absolutely can

I'm ambidextrous and I can pat my belly while rubbing my head
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>>13843299
I meant the other way around, but I can do both
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>>13843299
>I can pat my belly while rubbing my head
I think it will need a bit more than that.

Don't forget that they are well-nigh immortal and had a long time to experiment with each other. Your normal tricks won't work on them, you will have to come up with something new.
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>>13843309
I can also play 2 starcraft matches at once
I'm not in a lewd mood anon
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>>13843317
That's okay, I have to leave anyway.

One day you'll have to show me the starcraft thing though
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>>13843295
DAMN IT GAFFER
STOP BEING SO CUTE
That's Saine's job
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>>13843329
What if saine is gaffer
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>>13843333
My heart would explode
Probably my boner, too.
>>
You become an alicorn!
+8" penis
+1 vagina
+2 breasts
+80 femininity
>>
Time of beb: Now
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>>13843342
What if you already have 2 breasts an a vagina? Does that mean you have an 8" penis, 2 vaginas, and 4 breasts?
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>>13843338
I hear from reliable sources that saine is indeed a pony.
Its possible
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>>13843353
Nope
You get +16" penis and +80 masculinity

It's a pretty raw deal
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>>13843355
Can you be gay with Saine on skype or so?
Because I'm almost 100% certain he's not pony.
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>>13843365
You can be gay with us on skype too if you want I guess.
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>>13843342
Can I drop the penis? I don't need two sets of genitals.
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>>13843355
I want to cuddle with him even more now.

I didn't think that was possible.

And I'm going to do it before you do
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>>13843365
Yeah okay I guess I ca-
>>13843370
IS THAT A CHALLENGE
OH ITS ON NOW
I'm not gay though
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>>13842719
This game was surprisingly good.
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THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
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>>13843379
Cuddling can never be gay.
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>>13842118
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>>13843393
What if it's naked and the big spoon gets aroused?
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>>13843393
But what if the balls touch
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>>13843399
>>13843400

you two are really meant for eachother
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>>13843399
skin on skin contact is naturally arousing no matter the genders
Also, I'm pretty sure you'd be the small spoon

>>13843400
That rule only applies to SEXUAL activities
>>
So are we gonna get any more info about S4 at comiccon?
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>>13843405
What if Roogna is Friendzoned?
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>>13843417
shhhh dont say that
you might wake up NBS
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>>13843412
Oh of course.
I remember now, All of those nights of hetero-man-club Dick jenga taught me that
>>
WHOA
MY POKEBALLS
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>>13843412
I am kind of tiny I guess. Though when I cuddle I usually end up the big spoon somehow.
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>>13843417

that's even better for gay relations, really
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>>13843399
>Sleeping in one bed with friend
>End up spooning in the middle of the night
>I'm the big spoon
>He puts his hand back and starts fondling my junk
>He knew I was bi but I thought he was just straight and cool with it
>Put my hand round to return the favour
>He's rock hard
>End up blowing each other

It doesn't have to be the big spoon
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>>13843420
At least he'd make this place interesting
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>>13843435
more mouthnipple talk would also make this place interesting

my boner has been left high and dry
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>>13843428
I enjoy being either spoon, honestly
I'd let you choose, but most people I've cuddled with like being my little spoon

And yes, I AM a cuddleslut I guess
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>>13843438
I have a lot of weird fetishes that are just outlandish and people probably dont get, but lipples fucking MYSTIFY me
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>>13843434
Fuck I love experimentation
>>
You guys killed MT. We have no more drawfags left
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>>13843447
what
>>
I really love to cuddle too honestly. It's the best thing about being in a relationship.

I prefer to face the person I cuddle though.
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>>13843445

I literally hadn't had a single sexual thought about them until Rei's pic. Now I can't get enough.

I'm still kinda weirded out by it too, but I like lips and nipples so putting them together is pretty nice.
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>>13843447
AIDS and obesity killed MT
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>>13843438
Don't you just love that even though she's so bashful she's got a finger in one of her nipple mouths?
It's almost as though it's second nature to her
She'd be browsing the internet, one hand on the mouse, the other up her blouse and in her nipple
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>>13843450
I can never really get into face to face cuddles ;-;
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guys, where are the ponies?
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>>13843459
Dead. They went to waco.
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>>13843454

Makes me think she really likes her extra mouths.
Think she kisses them sometimes? Her tits are certainly big enough.
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>>13843459
Right here if you got a simple drawing request.
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>>13843471
how about Pinkie throwing a pie at ReiDuran
if not, the Pinkie throwing a pie at someone
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>>13843471
I request Deathfire Grasp

Also I'm going to bed, Goodnight everyone
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>>13843459
I'm writing about a human pone with mouths for nipples

That's pone
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>>13843475
I'm coming with you.
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>>13843480
Phoenix is too far away anon.
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>>13843475
Goodnight
I hope a cute boy cuddles you and gropes you in your sleep
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>>13843483
You don't know that, Saine.

You also don't know how far I'm willing to go for a good cuddle
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>>13842337
What.
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>>13843485
Unf
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>>13843485
>tfw no-one gay to cuddle you
I'm so jelly of Anon
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>13843485
Fuck you, sleep sex is a huge fetish of mine and I have to fight not to do it because it's rape
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>>13842654
The sonic fandom was never good
At least, the archie side.
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>>13843485
Can i have that too?
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>>13843447
But we still have GoatTrain
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>>13843500
IS THAT YOU CIIRCUIT-SAMA?
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>>13842855
>mfw Mega Charizard X

FUCKING DRAGON/FIRE FINALLY
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>>13843459
Ded. Anon decided that he'd rather be the gay equivalent of a gamer girl
>"Hey guis, did you know that men can like dicks too?"
>"Haha, don't hit on me silly guys"
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>>13843447
>>13843509
Oldfags please.
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>>13843508
Sure
But only if I do it
I'm not cute, though. Just very masculine
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>>13843530
FUCK OFF ROOGNA
Good night
Faggot
<3
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>>13843527
That works~
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I wish cute boys let me sleep with them
I'm not even gay
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>>13843463
Is that Ann Coulter's daughter?
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>>13843517
>tfw X gets all the good stuff
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>>13843557
>preordered Y
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>>13843517
>>13843557
>actually liking edgyzard

Top pleb.
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>>13843565
The only edgy thing about it are the weird shoulder spikes and at least it isn't still completely shit, unlike Ys version
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>>13843565
Enjoy your sneaky pebbles, bitch.
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pokemon a shit
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>>13843573
Mega Y actually looks like a powered up Charizard, while Mega X looks like some DA kid's OC recolor.
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I'm looking for artists to bring onto a project. Who here can do backgrounds and has knowledge in flash for the process of animation?
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>>13843587
>Who here can do backgrounds
I know som-
>has knowledge in flash for the process of animation?
I canI't help you
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>>13843587
no one here knows jack shit
fuck off
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>>13843583
Y looks like Garchomp violated a female Charizard which then gave birth to a hybrid of both
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You guys are boring
I'm going to go play Unreal
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>>13842131

>this being first post

My sides are destroyed
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Why aren't you drawing
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>>13843626
Too lazy.
Also because I'm afraid I have forgotten how and don't wanna find out if its true.
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>>13842808
>being this American

I won't lie. I cringe every time I hear someone say "September eleventh" or "nine eleven."
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>>13843626

CrookedTrees and DarkNekogami ruined My Little Pony for me temporarily until I'm blinded by the bandwagon effect and start drawfagging again and/or am too tired to think of how stupid the general popufur/bronyism fandom is.
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>>13843640
Then why the fuck are you even here?

Wait I know, we're the only ones who bother to even give you the attention you so desperately want.
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>>13843629
Go find out anon, you won't improve by doing nothing
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>>13843626
I'M EATING
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Pony made you breakfast.
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>>13843673
is it an omelet or a pancake
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>>13843673
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>>13843669
You better draw afterwards
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>>13843648

The same reason you're still here. Stockholm syndrome.

Actually, I don't really care if people reply or not, I just play a Facebook game and listen to some music in another tab and read news article. I mostly just browse MLPG to see reactions when interesting info is leaked or the new comics.

At least we got some spoilers for upcoming things like the Discord comics and Season 4. That's a start.
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>>13843679
yes
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>>13843685
y-you too
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pony says you don't look a day over twelve thousand
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>>13843681
Schedule says to clean up my room first and then work out.
Then i'll draw.
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>>13843657

>improving
>caring

Never be creative.
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>>13843688

I don't think "you too" is the correct response to that.
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I want to bury my face in BCS's chest and motor boat her until the sun rises.
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>>13843727
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>>13843727

But have you praised the sun?

Also what is with Tumblr lately? I've tried on both ancient childhood PC, art PC and laptop but I'm not able to upload images. Is there a weirdness going on with that?
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>>13843473
>>13843475
stop playing shit games you fucknugget
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>>13843739

>ASSFAGGOTS
>at all
>ever

Retards everywhere.
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>>13843739
>bashing league

Wow, what a terrible horse
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>>13843739

>>13843750
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>>13843695
Never be creative!
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>>13843750
>mfw i said mobas sucked in mittsies FA and got blocked
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>>13843760
Playing mobas is one thing, actually thinking that they aren't shit is another
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>>>/v/
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Time of beb 9:25am
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>>13843769
but i don't even play mobas
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>>13843771
boop next of kin
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>>13843759

Never be creative!

>>13843760

I don't even know what mobas are but some artists are really way too sensitive, self included.
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>>13842611
Even the male ponies?
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>>13843778
>on't even know what mobas are but
ASSFAGGOTS
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>>13843778
those games full of angry 12 year olds yelling at each other for not playing the EXACT same way each other wants
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Pony said say that to pony's face not online and see what happens
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>>13843587
What kinda project?
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>>13843792
Pony short based on an original idea
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>>13843792
he's making a videogame, you limp noodle
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What if you had a little Twily of your own?
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>>13843797
He's making a pony short, you limp noodle
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>>13843789
I just did
Pony blushed
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>>13843802
i'd beat her everytime she asked a question
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What if bat pony was actually part dragon and not bat? It would explain the eyes, the wings, and make sense of Spike's attraction to Rarity. Just a thought I had.
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>>13843789
Pony's a bitch nigga anyways, so I took her wallet
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>>13843811
>>>/mlp/bat ponies
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>>13843796
There isn't much to know about Flash if you animate frame by frame.
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>>13843811
Are you STILL trying to force this?
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wait, don't you have an insurance?
there, i'm offering you that old toshiba P4.
and a dell nobody wants anyways but that could store every book from your civilization and a whole lot more.
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Why do you faggots even respond to her?
She isn't some important person like she claims, she just harasses staff on twitter and shitposts here because that's all her life amounted to.
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>>13843823
How about that, you're here too
Sup
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>>13843805
Pony says you got off easy this time
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>>13843822

This is the first time I've ever brought it up. Clearly a mistake I won't make again.
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http://derpibooru.org/439976
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>>13843811
>inb4 Lucent x Thorn porn scene
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>>13843811
But sparity a shit that will never be canon
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Merciless pounding
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Pony says good thing you're not a big fat guy, else this would be really difficult
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>>13843823

I didn't know you liked the ponies. Are you everywhere DarkDoomer?

small world
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>>13843849
Guess what? Neither will any ship.
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>>13843849
>never be canon
you underestimate how HACK the writers are
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>Come back here to see how the generals are going
>All these new guys I haven't seen before

BACK TO WEEABOO SHIT AND TANKS I GUESS.
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Pony wants you to play with her prolapsed rectum
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>>13843864
Tanks?
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>>13843838
Either you or somebody else had the exact same idea and kept going on about it last year every time bat ponies were brought it. Like they were seriously adamant that they were actually dragons instead. I mean I can see your first point but it's more likely they went with cat's eyes, second they're clearly bat wings and thirdly sparity is clearly just a little kid having a crush on the glamorous girl of the cast
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Pony says this so called "episode discussion" is just a lame excuse to keep the board from being deleted
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>>13843849

but it is canon you nignog
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>>13843868
world of tanks
a shit moba without rts controls drowning in polacks
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The mane six are straightedge
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>>13843824
She shitposts all the same regardless. In all likeliness she's either the shitposter that hates pot or the one that sometimes pretends to have broken english and hates porn.
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>>13843864
>All these new guys I haven't seen before
new people? on my 4chan boards?
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>>13843868

TANKS.
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>>13843879
But I'm the shitposter who hates porn.
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>>13843874
The board is here because of /v/ and /co/ and /b/ whining endlessly, not for any other reason.
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>>13843883
this is worse than the holocaust
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>>13843881
So? I don't give a shit, if it's more Spike and Rarity moments I won't complain.
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>>13843886
Do you also tend to pretend to have broken english sometimes?
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>>13843858
This is true.
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>>13843894
As long as you understand that it'll never move past friendship.
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>>13843871

Definitely not me.

Duly noted.
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I'm glad Goretastic is dead,
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>>13843897
>pretend
snrk
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>>13843899
So just like any other ship.

Is this suppose to mean anything?
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>>13843902
I'm sad BCS isn't
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>>13843858
BradxTwi is canon though, LunaxMac is a bit canon.
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>>13843889
but now that the storm has died down, deleting it is justifiable, even though it would be moot deliberately going back on his word. It was a floopy decision in the first place.
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>>13843912
/mlp/ isn't going anywhere, just like BCS' life.
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>>13843897
lol u tk hm 2 da bar?
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>>13843909
not even a little
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>>13843912
There is no reason to delete it. It might be a shit and worthless board full of idiots, but that's the entire point. If they deleted it, pony would just flood back to other boards that don't want it there. This situation pleases almost everyone.
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>>13843912
Specially once you consider how the whole Naruto thing went down in /a/.
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>>13843919
Granted, Mac is canon gay, there's no other explanation.
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>>13843902

>That feel when dead and only passing through

No more overly goofy faces for this daft guy.
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>500+ posts
>>100 images
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>>13843928
that's fine
i'm just sexualising your ghost pony anyway
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>>13843929
>100 (Dead) images
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>>13843928
You were never good<3
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>>13843920
>pony would just flood back to other boards
>they still believe that
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>>13843935

Exactly. I knew my ass was being patted into oblivion, didn't like it at all.
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13843940
Well we would go back to /co/ and a lot of /mlp/ shitposters would go back to shitposting on /v/ and some threads might move to /b/.
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>>13843941
That's all MLPG does now is asspat people who can't actually art
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>tfw best pony is now a terraria npc
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>>13843958
Rarity?
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>>13843950
>implying
You're never going to /co/ again, shitstains.
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>>13843953

>does now

False, they've done it from the beginning, hence me. Way back in season 1.
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>>13843947
i've seen this post before
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>>13843960
>Where's Gus? I need to speak with him!
>You're never gonna see him again, Walter
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>>13843959
>Rarity
>Best Pony
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>>13843947
That stupid fucking face still makes me giggle from time to time.
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Pony says your room is a fucking mess and it smells like feet and ass
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>>13843981
That's not ass, that's semen.
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>tfw suckmyoff is ded and hats us
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>>13843981
pony is wrong, my room is fairly clean right now.
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>>13843981
TELL PONY I JUST FINNISHED CLEANING
And that it's a butt
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Pony says how do you expect to get your shit together if you can't even wake up on time
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>>13843997
Anon says pony is really bitchy today
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Pony says it can't be helped, at any rate
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Pony says hop on your left foot
Pony says stop
Pony says pony didn't say pony says
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Pony is so chatty tonight
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Pony says pony didn't kill those people
Pony says pony just had a little chat with them
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Pony says you're a faggot for liking >fanfiction.
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Pony is not okay with the fact that you do drugs and drink alcohol
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Pony says hitler had some interesting ideas
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The biggest thing that disappoints me about this fandom is that female/mare is so damn rare, as is female/stallion.
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>>13844025
anon thats 3 lewd
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>>13844025
but girls don't like ponies
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I can't imagine myself with a Pony because ponies are too good for me. They're all way out of my league.

It's like it's exponentially pathetic. Compound Shame.
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>>13844039
What if we give you a pond clone pony?
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>>13843858
Neither will you and your waifu
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>>13844045
That might work...but even still. They'd still have self-esteem/shame.
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>>13843919
>Luna will never rub herself against you like that
;_;

Where's her cutie mark?
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>>13844039
If there were a pond-clone-army of Fluttershys with enough Fluttershys to take care of everyone without them being overwhelmed, what would Fluttershy Prime do with her time?
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>>13844052
But they are usually single minded or dumber.

I might be an ass for suggesting this, but remind that clone that she is not the real deal.
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Pony says pony thinks pony has an ear infection
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>>13843958
Is it the Party Girl or am I just not getting the reference?
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>tfw no qt iGoogle in a month
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>>13844062
Things Clone Ponys say over and over again because they can only say one word

Pinkie Pie: PARTY!
Rarity: Darling~
Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash!
Applejack: Apples!
Fluttershy: meep
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia!
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>>13844090
But did you see the episode? They could be taught.
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>>13844025
female/filly is more rare
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>>13844097
I only saw it once...in a livestream...and I was pretty tired...and I may have taken some sleeping pills...
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>>13844107
I don't think I've EVER seen that. Does it even exist?
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>>13844090
The Ponk clones said "fun", not "party".

DYEWTS
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>>13844121
applebloom eating a woman out is the only one i've seen
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>>13844115
Basically, Pinkie taught her clones the name of her friends. They could even talk in complete sentences.
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>>13844122
Damn it. I really gotta go back and rewatch the third season.
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>>13844122
>scootaloos pond clone would only say "rainbow dash" all the time
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>>13844135
>I really gotta go back and rewatch the third season.
no you don't
that's the opposite of what you have to do
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>>13844135
Good for you.

That episode suck, though.
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season 3 only had four good episodes

JFS, SiP, your favorite episode that hasn't been mentioned yet, and your other favorite episode that hasn't been mentioned yet
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Futa human Fluttershy giving herself a titjob in a one piece swimsuit
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Why must people I don't like like things I like
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>>13844213
Because it's illegal to shoot people
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"how to ruin everything"
- by MLPG
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>>13844221
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>>13844139
If Scootaloo painted herself blue and dyed her mane and tail rainbow colors, do you think Rainbow Dash would be flattered or creeped out?

Flattered: Twilight Sparkle and her friends try to talk Dash into sitting down and having a talk with Scootaloo. Dash has no idea what they're talking about and encourages Scootaloo in her hero worship. Scootaloo's obsession deepens to...inappropriate levels.

Creeped Out: Rainbow Dash tries to avoid the problem up to the point that everything boils over and she harshly berates her. Scootaloo falls into a deep depression and doesn't show up to school for a while. She bears a silent but intense grudge against Rainbow Dash from that day on.

What are the repercussions?
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>>13844228
Everyone dies
The end
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Ponies ponying pony.
Not ponying you.
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>>13844228
in both cases they end up having mare on filly sex
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What draw
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>>13844264
Applejack without her hat realizing shes naked
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>>13844264
Dash discovering that Twilight's mother is the writer of Daring Do
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Seems like Sonic has a new cartoon series called Sonic Boom. Isn't this the one that Polsky was supposedly writing? I remember reading something like that months ago. Might be cool since I like his episodes.
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>>13843879

I am the shitposters who shitposts the shitposters

May I remind you where you are: 4chan

the shit posters will never stop. and no just saying "lol I disagree with your statement" is not a counterargument
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http://d.facdn.net/art/ajin/1367205036.ajin_luna-moondress.jpg
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>>13844276
The designs look hideous already
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>>13844276
Wasnt sonic boom the one with the green sanic?
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>>13844264
sf::RenderWindow Window(sf::VideoMode (800,600), "Anon turning into a pony")
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>>13844262
>mare on filly sex
unf
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>>13844283
That was Sonic Underground.
Manic.
I unironically like that series. Shame it never got an ending, or anywhere near resolving the main plot points.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD UNF OR NOT
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/2/440044/large.jpg
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>>13844264
twilight cuddling spike cuddling smarty pants
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>tfw when I'm on my third coffee of the day
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>>13844299
Where can I buy that helmet?
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>>13844276
>Knux on steroids
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>>13844297
>Sonic Underground

Oh right. My bad.

Anyway if the only human on Sanic Boom isnt Robotnik im gonna be mad.
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>>13844305
>that feel when when
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>>13844297
it's suppose to get a canon resolution in the comics, but it keep getting pushed back.
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>>13844298
Not.
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>>13844228
>Flattered: Rainbow Dash continues to find herself in compromising situations with Scootaloo to the point that she can't take it anymore. The two have increasingly satisfying sex over the course of three months, but the allure is broken. She's no longer a sycophant and leaves Ponyville to find herself. Dash feels responsible but can't tell anybody due to the threat of being registered as a sex offender.
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>>13844305
i should go for my second... homeworking is great but being sick is not
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>>13844298
A little girly for my tastes, but I probably still would.
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>>13844316
Oh neat, I've never followed them at all, but I'll try to remember to ask if it's happened yet next time something prompts me to remember the series. Thanks!
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Pony finds your genitalia fascinating.
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>>13844213
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>>13844302
>tfw no rumble x anon
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>>13844305
>tfw about to be on my first Rum & Coke of the day
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>>13844312
>my mfw when I fucked your're mom
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>>13844332
http://derpibooru.org/189971
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>>13844335
>tfw you will never draw funny faces on Celestias cutie mark after you found her dozing in the garden
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>>13844346
>tfw no bottom!anon x pony
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About how long will it take for the new Attack on Titan manga chapters to get scanlated?
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>>13844349
>draw a pair of sunglasses on it
>she keeps them there
>updates all her banners and flags
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN!

STOCKPILE YOUR PONIES AND DEHYDRATED MASHED POTATOES!

LOOT WHATEVER PONIES AREN'T NAILED DOWN!

WHATEVER POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND AWAITS US, I WILL HAVE ENOUGH FLUTTERSHIES TO LIVE LIKE A KING DAMN IT!
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>Tom Clancy is ded
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>>13844358
Fuck off
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>>13844350
http://derpibooru.org/184961
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>http://www.pixel-vixens.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=85:my-little-porny-preview

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>13844367
yes, excellent
I know it's supposed to be Milky, but it looks like Trixie so I'm going to pretend it is
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>>13844349
>one day you find her passed out
>deep sleep
>get a little brave
>draw extremely detailed Solaire
>Luna keeps laughing while Celestia asks what is funny
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>>13844346
This is still the hottest pony porn picture produced.
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>>13844358
>tfw Tom Clancy shut down with the government
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>>13844380
What is it with you and underaged boys
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>>13844358

go back to your home

>>>>>/pol/
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anonymous got infected with crotchboobs after hanging around milky too long
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>>13844276
>That Knuckles and Sonic
>That stick-figure Amy
Eh, I guess we'll have to wait and see what the full design looks like before declaring them terrible, but that's not too encouraging for me.
Looks like it's going to be 52 eleven-minute episodes and comedy, so probably not focusing on big stories, which could work, I guess.
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>>13844369
I don't know how to feel about this at all.
I still have an erection
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>>13844369
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
Also, >Western Porn
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god fucking damn it
SB, are you around?
I have some angry words for you
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>>13844399
>SB
>alive

He's a Ghost
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>>13844398
Typical pedo
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>>13844390
All I hope is for good character interactions and Eggman being based.
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>a philanthropist deserves respect
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>>13844399
Go fuck off
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>>13844369

I have attached the requisite reaction image of the lels that were had.
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>>13844400
Fine, I'll just go pester him on tumblr or something
He made me like this stupid chubby pony thing: https://derpibooru.org/360200
and now he's ded and won't draw it anymore

>>13844410
no u
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>>13844369
That's extremely unappealing an-
>Jessy Slaughter
Wait, wasn't that the one that had her dad raging about how he will call the Cyberpolice on all those guys who were calling her a slut?
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>>13844395

>porn
>at all
>being able to watch it

Check your privilege level, lucky MLPGer for one day you may also live in a box with broken toilets, broken dishwasher, broken door, bedroom with broken doorknob and unwillingly enter the No Fap Challenge for 3 weeks as well.
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>>13844402
What do i know. I'm sure you know more of them / us than i do.
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>>13844395
>Western Porn
French stuff can be kinda acceptable.
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Ponies are just succubi desigined to make you spend your time jacking off to them
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>>13844384
That makes a little TOO MUCH sense
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>>13844423
It's not like women deserve to orgasm anyway.
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>>13844428
they've done a very good job and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon
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>>13844384
>>13844434
Oh wow, took me a very long time to holy shit.
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>>13844418

Here are my suggestions:

1) Have you tried email?
2) Have you tried leaving a Skype message?
3) Have you tried bribing them with money or a new Steam game?
4) Have you flattered them and told them it would look great if they finished it and made a follow-up picture?

If he still doesn't draw it, then I have no advice. Some artists just prefer to be ded because because temporarily ded is relaxing.
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>>13844428
see >>13844434
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>>13844421
they're going to backtrace her insides
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You guys should stop coming here to mlpg. There is nothing for you here. Nothing that would improve your life.
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>>13844427

I'm afraid to ask this but ... I have NEVER seen French porn. What's it like?
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>"So how about it anon, a date with me and the Wonderbolts?"
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>>13844453
You guys should stop coming here to 4chan. There is nothing for you here. Nothing that would improve your life.
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>>13844456
Like western porn. A bit on the raunchy side
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>>13844436

go back to tumblr and leddit's /r/mensrights/
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>>13844453
What awaits me outside of MLPG? (see pic)
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>>13844458
Stop coming to 4chan? You crazy anon.
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>>13844346
Other way around, as in Rumble fucking Anon.
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>>13844457
I told you, I can't afford tickets baby. We could sit on the hill overlooking the airshow and hold a picnic...oh, you've already wandered off...
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>>13844458
Could you imagine if /b/ got out to the rest of the internet for a day or two
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>>13844471
You could try, I dunno, improving yourself.
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>>13844456
The professionally produced stuff is a bit more on the .. er, erotic(?) side than the regular western one where it's just blowjob -> anal -> cowgirl -> cumshot.
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>>13844445
I've tired nothing except masturbating a few times

I'm thinking about bothering him on tumblr next
I've got some money to burn but I can't decide if I want to commission pictures of my oc getting railed or busty anthros or what
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>>13844481
Check the youtube comments
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>>13844480

She only left because you forgot to buy the Wonderbolt latex outfit, anon. You know how to fix this!
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>>13844453
theres nothing for us outside either, so why bother?
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>>13844485
>commission pictures of my oc getting railed

Damn nigga you gay
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>>13844481
Most of the internet is on the same level as /b/ anyways
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>>13844489
I never read those
I know they are just terrible
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>>13844485

You could have a busty anthro watching smiling as your OC gets railed. Best of both worlds?

stupid captcha
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>>13844495
Nanaki please. You could at least have the decency to commission somebody with talent to do it.
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>>13844482
That sounds like something a faggy little queer would do.
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>>13844494
Becuase you are a lazy fuck. Try learning something.
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BF4 beta has literally made me sick
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I prefer foreign porn because at least the bad acting isn't as blatant.
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>>13844497
Chuck Norris jokes
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>>13844523
>playing EA shit
You make me literally sick
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>>13844524
Maybe that's why I hold anime in such high regard...I can't understand the difference in the inflections of voice to know good from bad acting
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>>13844529
speaking of EA, where the hell has he been?
we've been severely lacking in new horseboner material
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>>13844517
i learned to not try anything ever because im not good at anything
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>>13844528
You mean like middle school?

>>13844529
>playing anything EA since origin
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The worst thing about being a stallion is that every time you get an erection, it just bounces along for all the world to see
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>>13844547
You poor sob. Why haven't you done your duty and fall upon your sword?
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Odds: I wear my Back in Black t-shirt
Evens: I wear my Straight to Hell t-shirt
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>>13844560
if you're really worried about that sort of thing you can wear a pretty dress to conceal it
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>>13844539
It's true, ignorance is bliss.
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>sending that pic of BCS fucking a random guy to her sister

Why didn't I do this sooner?
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>>13844565
Ouch anon, so edgy! I cut myself.
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>>13844582

What's edgy about band t-shirts?
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>>13844581
POST POST POST
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$24.99 to unlock Celestia
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Doing better than anybody you ever seen do it
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>>13844602
DLC is shit. I loved the Luna expansion pack
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>>13844610
>Luna expansion

UNF
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>>13844274
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Pony touching pony
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>>13844617
unf
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>>13844617
That's a death sentence.
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>>13844615
LK please control your ever expanding boner
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>>13844581
I wonder if BCS has an STD
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>>13844632
but lk must expand dong
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>>13844616
Oh you. That is a cute comic.
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>>13844616
hue
what is twilight's mom's name anyway?
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>>13844645
Your mom
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>>13844632
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>>13844645
"Twilight Velvet" is the popular fanon name
nothing canon as far as I know
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>>13844645
Twilight Velvet in that game.
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Why aren't you whipping up a batch of art?
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>>13844655
>tfw no dong expansion until next year

Fuck you Nintendo.
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>>13844658
You mom is canon.


In my pants..
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>>13844645
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>>13844675
Because fuck you and your art
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>>13844675
Becuase I hate it.
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>>13844680
>tfw cock growth is one of my favorite fetishes but there's basically no pony content for it
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Rainbow Dash's son is happy to see you.

https://derpibooru.org/440044?scope=scpe36407cc5ffbcf445e119f68a6a2bb6b10a18cc79
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>>13844702
I want to see satyr oedipus
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The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to use your face as her throne
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>>13844708
w-what
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>>13844702
>satyr stallions
fucking finally

I feel like the cock's a little small but that's still 7/10 would jerk off
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Good news everyone! All my early access steam games are updating.
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11732874/
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>>13844729
Terrible
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>>13844711
would you let him bottom out inside your ass
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>>13844729
>Badgerben ripoff
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>>13844735
Yeah, yeah I would
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you can go to Equestria but Discord takes a special interest in you and bugs you all the time
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>>13844785
>le chicken joek
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>>13844743
more fap material to go with
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>>13844785
>2008
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You may cum inside one and only one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
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>>13844809
most people don't bother to configure the clock on their camera
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>>13844811
Sweetie Bell's marshmallow butthole.
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>>13844811
grown-up, busty anthro Babs
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>>13844811
definitely sweetie
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>>13844829
I don't particularly care for this OC, what's her deal?
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>tfw another Wednesday without CelestQuest
>tfw Sunday won't have a new Snk either
>and Monday no new BrBa
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>>13844835
No deal with her, just a bunch of popularfags jerking it
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Can little fillies wink?
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You are allowed the chance to go to Equestria, but all of the ponies must be in the style of one of the following artists:
Badgerben
Atryl
HoiHoi
Nezumi
Kevinsano
Which do you choose?
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>>13844885
they can certainly try
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>>13844891
I'd prefer an SB or GR option, but I guess of those I'd have to say badgerben
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>>13844891
Atryl does cute ponies so him.
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>>13844829
>>13844835
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>>13844891
kev
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>>13844891
Damn Anon. That's not fair.
Atryl.
We're talking about ponies, right? Not anthros?
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>>13844829
>>13844903

the mod is the most obnoxious fucker
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>you will never be woken up by Pinkie grinding on top of you.
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>>13844909
>atryl anthros
god no.
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>>13844891
Really hard to choose since I hate them all equally. I'll go with Atryl
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>>13844891
Kev, easy
Assuming it's post-yoshi
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>>13844885
>winking for mares is like getting a boner when you're younger and don't know what the fuck is going on
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>>13844891
Nezumi
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>>13844909
Whichever is most commonly drawn by the artist.
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>>13844891
kev.
unless it's the ponies from his yoshi or beefy neck phase
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>>13844891
What no option for the obvious superior style that is Rose?
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>>13844921
>you will never wake up with Gaffer sleep-frotting you
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>>13844946
That's the point. Kev actually has a style he doesn't use much that has some really cute poneyos, a really cute WWish style.
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>>13844914
anon is the most jelly fucker
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>>13844957
>poneyos

wat
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>>13844957
Oh so the point was not to pick the BEST style but the most TOLERABLE styles without making you go crazy
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>>13844956
>Gaffer will never blast your ass so hard you can't sit down for a month
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>>13844914
Kinda is really
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>>13844977
>you will never spend that month on your knees under the table
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>>13844958
I'm jealous for finding her obnoxious? Keep projecting anon.
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>>13844998
>responding to BCS
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>>13844892
What if she accidentally let out a toot?
Would sweetie tell on her?
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>>13845013
Oh that makes more sense. I thought she was gone.
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>>13844891
Badgerben

just because it would be ridiculously funny to see how the fuck everyone lives with those THINGS clogging up most of ponyville space
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>>13844914
>>13844984
she do something?
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>>13845069
she doesn't come here, therefore she's bad
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>>13845174
The sounds of an empty thread.
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>>13843855
you'll find me everywhere because i'm not real, Steve.
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but seriously
I want to jerk off all the stallions
I want to be smothered in ponycum
I want them to stuff me to my limits
I want them to leave me a tatterred mess, and when they're done I want them to snuggle me in to submission
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>>13845174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg33afwD8Vc
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>>13845189
did you really get banned from FA for commissioning parody art
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>>13845174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ2dxyKWpE
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>>13845174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
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>>13845185
You might find this interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbeySk2fukA
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>>13845238
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>>13845238
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>MLPG's facebook
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>>13845238
Holy shit, that crinkling when she's extending her arms the first time in that gif. It's like they're a compressed bendy straw or something.
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>>13845276

Never show off your power level. Seem normal. Keep your nonsense online only.
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>>13844891
Anyone who didn't choose HoiHoi and Nezumi is a prude.

When did MLPG got so plagued with their disgusting kind?
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>>13845318
goddamn pancake lords
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>>13845323
Prude in action!
What are you gonna do, spray me with "holy" water?
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>>13845318
I don't even think I could cuddle a HoiHoi pony sober
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gg-iSmCqns

>GTA online in charge of working
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>>13845276
>okay thats it, you aren't invited to my birthday party

moderate lel
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>>13845339
When half the world is trying to access a server at the same time it's no wonder that it doesn't work
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>>13845339
>console shit in charge of being good
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>>13845360
>>13845360
>>13845360
>>13845360
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>>13845339
>hey guys, we set the record in media gross and we have two weeks to prepare our servers
>should we take a look at our sales figures to estimate our server load?
>why bother! It's the clooooooooud!
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>>13845333
Damn, that's sad.

How damn boring, sad and chastite a life must be for a prude, I shudder to think.
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>>13845363
>making new servers is easy!
>you just plug them in

There is no way they could ever have enough servers and trained staff in time.
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>>13845364
It's kind of awful
I wish someone would forcefully inflict sexuality upon me until I relent and enjoy it
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>>13845387
I hope, one day, people will embrace instead of be in denial.
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>>13845250
She must be a lezzer like.
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>>13845382
I feel like two weeks to prepare and a billion dollar revenue stream should be enough to prepare
is it really that technically difficult to set up that sort of thing?
I'm a quick learner with no desire to complete a formal education, is this a career path I'm missing out on or something?
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>>13845393
Pokemon X continues to be superior.
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>>13845417
Holy shit dude you have no fucking clue.

Yes it's very technically difficult.
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>>13845417
and by "two weeks to prepare" I mean this is the sort of issue they should have had on launch day, but they delayed it by two weeks to get it ready
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>>13845417
Even multibillion corporations fuck it up
Yes, it is difficult
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>>13845425
JESUS CHARIZARD IS FAT
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>>13845417
Nothing big has ever been fully prepared for an important release
No matter how much you think you prepared, or how ready you think you are, you are underprepared
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>>13845425
My nigga
>glorious Xerneas
>mega Charizard X
>pistol shrimp pokemon
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>>13845417
Look at it this way: think this


but times 1mil
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>>13845440
Calm yourself LK
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but

why
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>>13845448
>>13845425
>liking edgy donut steel recolor charizard
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>>13845465
because god is dead, no one cares, this is hell and we're trapped here forever
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>>13845469
>everything that's not pink and fluffy is edgy donutsteel
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>>13845455
The thing is in situations like this one that they had a ton of time and even more money to do it well and they just didn't. It doesn't matter how complicated it is, they have so much money they could've built their very own datacenters around the world and still barely feel it.
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>getting pokemon y

enjoy your oc made by a 15 year old
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>>13845455
but why do something like that when you could have something like this instead
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>>13845488
>watching mlp
enjoy your oc made by a 9 year old and episode written by a 17 year old
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>>13845481
>they could've built their very own datacenters around the world
hey now
they're not the NSA
it's not like they have a literally unlimited budget
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>>13845500
The ending of Breaking bad was heavily influenced by a 15-year old
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>>13845479
Fuck sake, he's got shoulder spikes, spikes running down his neck, his wings now look stupid and his main color scheme is now black on blue (at least it''s not red).

Charizard Y on the other hand looks fantastic.
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but where's the ponies?
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>>13845481
Yeah, hiring experienced server staff is easy! They should have been more prepared is all.

You are every idiot that complains every MMO launch. This ain't like building a home pc
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>>13845507
The only "edgy" thing about that are the shoulder spikes
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>>13845507
Yeah but that means you get the shitty black and red handbird legendary
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>>13845508
pony is asleep
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>>13845511
And the fact that he's constantly breathing fire now.
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>>13845508
I can't draw, but I want to make a Unicorn OC named Cable Tie that uses his Rarity-tier telekenesis to optimize messy racks in ten seconds flat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WFoT9oGtfc

Just look at how retarded he looks.
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>>13845520
That's not edgy
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>>13845505
Unlimited, no, but they have more money available to them than anyone else for just one game.
>>13845509
They have hundreds of millions of dollars. There is no issue money can't solve. If you tell me that it's literally impossible to prepare a pile of servers for very large loads, then you are just plain wrong. It might, no, it would cost more than what a company would reasonably spend on this, that is why almost every launch like this is shit.
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>>13845508
I want to have sex with that reporter pony
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>>13845538
I'm done, if you really think you can just throw money at this server problem until it goes away. I don't know what to tell you.
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You are brought to equestria to Celestia's court. Along with some very generic "Are you evil, why are you here, why do you keep staring at my ass" questions she casts a mind reading spell on you. What thoughts are going through your head while this is happening, keep in mind the mane 6 are there too and they can all hear what you're thinking.
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>>13845562
>don't think about all the porn.. oh fuck
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>>13845569
>The ponies are now traumatized.
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>>13842847
holy shit that's great
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>>13845562
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>>13845562
It's going to be thoughts about either horsefucking, mutantfucking or suicide
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>>13845562
"Pfft. Like a mind reading spell is real. It's not like she can really read my thoughts. Well, she is Celestia. Holy shit I'm really here with Celestia and Applejack and Rainbow Dash and Rarity and Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy and Spike and Jesus dragons are real and ponies are real and oh god they're all looking at me funny why are they looking at me funny are they really reading my mind oh god oh man oh god"

And so on and so forth.
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SAINE A SHIT
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>>13845569
>>13845575
>the ponies sigh in relief and just giggle "oh, THAT was it? you could have said something instead of just staring, silly!"
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>>13845549
since you sound like you know what you're talking about, I'd like to pester you for more information

Assuming I have limited disposable income about five hours a day of internet time, is this the kind of thing I could learn well enough in 6-8 months to get a "foot-in-the-door" entry level job or am I totally fucked without a four year degree?
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>>13845595
saine a reasonable guy with some fetishes I share and some I don't
I will not tolerate this sort of drawfag hatespeech
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>>13845596
japan is of trying to speak english again...
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>>13845562
>"7 AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA BE FRESH GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE MY CEREAL SEEIN' EVERYTHING THIS TIME IS GOIN' TICKIN' ON AND ON EVERYBODY'S RUSHIN' GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE BUS STOP GOTTA CATCH MY BUS I SEE MY FRENS"
and so on and so forth until they drop the connection.
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>>13845608
too fucking nice.
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>>13845488
Enjoy your rainbow Dialga deer.
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>>13845611
DAY BOW-WOW
chicka-chicka chicka-chicka
DAY BOW-OW
OOOOH-YEAH

DAY BOW-OW
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>>13845617
That's X
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>>13845617
Rainbows are awesome, Dialga is awesome and deer are awesome
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>>13845611
KICKING IN THE FRONT SEAT
KICKING IN THE BACK SEAT
GOTTA GET MY MIND UP WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAKEEE
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
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Arguing over what pokemon looks cooler
ARE YOU LITERALLY 10?
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>>13845617
>not liking Xerneas
pleb as shit
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>>13845562
>reading my mind
SHIT NIGGA THAT'D BE LIKE AN ACT OF WAR
NUKE HER MIND
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>>13845633
No, that's why I'm clearly stating which pony looks the coolest

spoiler alert: it's spitfire
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>>13845620
DAY MAN
AAAAAHHH
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>>13845633
>arguing over what pony looks cuter
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>>13845635
I'm getting x because I like deer. Or is it an elk?
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>>13845641
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
AAAHH~
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>>13845493
>>13845525
That is some sexy cable organization
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>>13845647
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
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>>13845629
Dialga has a penis head.
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>>13845599
You'd probably want a 4 year degree in this job market.
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>>13845647
But I want to love the night.
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>>13845651
>you will never be a master of karate
>or friendship
>or anyone
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>>13845646
Pretty sure it's a deer
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wwould you?
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>>13845665
>you'll never be day man
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>>13845670
>tfw /vp/ is absolutely retarded
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>>13845654
actually, looking back on that answer. it's really more on a case by case basis. I'd recommend asking on /g/ to get a better scope of people to answer your questions.
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weh
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>>13845654
I was afraid of that
I cannot in to formal education

>>13845649
/r/cableporn/top
I am not a clever human
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>>13845670
>86 pounds
Jesus fatty eat another truffle huh fatty fat fatty?
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>>13845676
I can't see pictures of Celestia without getting depressed
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>>13845687
check >>13845682
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Pony is starting to
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>>13845697
I'm strongly considering the suicide option, but I guess that's something to try
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>>13845701
pony are you okay?
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>>13845694
Not at all?
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>>13845716
>you will never like electropop
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>>13845716
Would you cuddle that RD if there was actually an attractive woman inside? You know for a fact she's in there but she refuses to come out during the cuddling.
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>>13845681
>tfw MLPG is absolutely retarded
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>>13845694
It's okay, anon.
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>>13845734
>tfw 4chan is absolutely retarded
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But that pony is... That pony, she is...
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>>13845738
>tfw the internet is absolutely retarded
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>>13845737
>Celestia goes around town cuddling random ponies
>Sometimes she wonders if they're feigning depression for the cuddles
>Oh OHH! Here comes celestia everyone look miserable!
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>>13845711
not unless it's lewd. then I feel aroused and conflicted.
>>13845737
why can't she be real...
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>>13845737
that's the opposite of helping

but it's a super cute OC pone
who's gif is this?
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>>13845664
That guys art is at the same time really adorable but somewhat off. I don't even know what it is that bugs me.
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>>13845756
Yeah, that sounds about right
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>go to sleep
>come back
>this same horse is still alive
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>>13845783
this is how I feel when that sort of thing happens to me

if this is your first time it might be a bit unsettling
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>>13845783
>>13845788
The horse will last forever.
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>>13845793
What's so great about this again?
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>>13845793
we get it, you have a fetish for fat anthros

you don't have to link this every day
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>>13845793
that is NOT kawaii
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>>13845793
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>>13845793
Disgusting.
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>>13845793
I kind of hate LK for making me unf to this
Is there any more of it?
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>>13845793
Man, if I ever animate lewd things, it will be fat stuff.
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evens - printbook
odds - work on AB and Babs
doubles - practice humans
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>>13845822
GET TO HUMANING
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>>13845822
YES!
TIME FOR HUMANS!

make them big humans
Use MSOB as a jumping off point
human princess gloomy
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>>13845822

BETTER GET STARTED
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>>13845822
Go to hooman practicing.
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>>13845822
LOOMIS NIGGA
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>>13845834
>Use MSOB as a jumping off point
Never do this.
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>>13845834
>MSOB as a jumping off point

That's a really terrible idea.
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>>13845818
http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=femrover&commit=Go
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>>13845844
>>13845847
gosh fine
I just ment proportionally
excuse me for dreaming big
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>>13845850
Oh man, LK and mang make great femrovers.
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>>13845834
>human princess gloomy
I can try, but it won't be an MSOB princess, sorry.

>>13845842
I already kinda know what I'm doing with humans, it's just that I need to stay in practice.
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>>13845775
Seeing her being sexy unsettles me because my headcanons is that she's chaste.
But at the same time it gets me incredibly excited seeing someone like her in such a state.
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>>13845865
>but it won't be an MSOB princess
based goat.
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>>13845850
I mean the belly button thing... where can I find more of that?
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>>13845865
>it won't be an MSOB princess
>I can't pay msob to draw msob princesses
>I can't even land a request for that sort of thing
I accept
at least make her cute
at least give her a big tiara
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>>13845889
http://derpiboo.ru/123155
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>>13845890
Sorry.
But I don't think you want me drawing huge tits anyways - I'm just not good at that sort of thing. I suppose I could change that with practice, though.
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>>13845867
oh
We have wildly varying headcanons for Celestia

Have you considered writing fanfiction
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>>13845906
Work on humans and proportions first
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milky way satyr with 2 pairs of boobs
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>>13845889
http://pastebin.com/aJtUdGUX
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>>13845918
CoC please.
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>>13845913
Probably best.
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>>13845918
...okay!?
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>>13845906
alright fine, you do what you have to do
I'll love you either way
you draw super cute ponies so you really can't stop me from being a fan of you
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>>13845793
The quality of fat fetish material for mlp often surprises me
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>>13845859
MSOB's proportions are top-heavy as hell.
He doesn't know how to balance a figure.
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>>13845793
>that story
Oh jeez
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>wonderbolts shoes from 2011 are wearing out
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>>13845907
It's hard for me to imagine her having much of a sex-drive with how she behaves on the show.
But I guess everyone has parts of themselves that they keep private...

And I don't write fanfiction. I can't write.
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>>13845947
>My wonderbolt folder dissapear
I'm sorry Anon I can't cheer you up today.
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>>13845936
I disagree

He can when he applies himself

I just prefer when he draws off-model
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>>13845931
>tfw your fetish has people creating great material
Feels good
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>>13845936
Maybe he knows, but prefers his proportions.
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>>13845967
>stump feet
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>>13845984
don't fight it
it's the future
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>>13845919
... oh god
Let me guess... LK did this one too?
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>>13845973
Fat and inflation have great artists, but they are buried under a myriad of MSPaint circle tool bellies.
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>>13845958
Princesses have needs too you know...
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>>13845967
Yeah, but that's not really the kind of stuff he's immediately remembered for. Which is a shame, look how cute this is.
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>>13845994
>tfw almost no art of my biggest fetish
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>>13845989
yep
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>GG making a Gillou plush
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>13845977
That's even worse.
At least if he didn't know you could attribute it to ignorance rather than bad taste.
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>>13846003
Man
That IS cute
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>>13845958
> I can't write.
>writes a post
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>>13846006
>Not Caimon
dropped
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>human shit
>>>/out/
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>>13846023
It's not the same, Anon!
I'm no smutanon. I can't craft a narrative or hold an audience's attention.
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>>13845958
>he thinks he needs to be able to write in order to produce >fanfiction

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>13846006
>not pinkiecube
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>>13845958
>And I don't write fanfiction.
>I can't write.
Not with that attitude

But yeah, I understand where you're coming from. I've just gotten past the 'no sex ever' phase
I've replaced it with a series of justifications I could never explain to her face


>>13846035
not
with
that
attitude
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>>13846006
Where?Where does he say so?
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shitposting with pinkie pie
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>>13846003
his mouths kind of scare me
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sex with myself
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>>13846035
ffffffffffffffffffffffUCK
>>13846038
okay its your turn bye i gotta click slimes
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>>13846006
if it's not at least 1.5x the size of a standard daki I don't give a fuck
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>>13846054
It's not really happening.
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>>13846006
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>>13846005
Inflated ponies are best ponies
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>tfw rarara
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>>13846057
is the lamest mindrape you could come up with?
Are you trying to bore me into a goo coma?
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>>13846069
>>13846005
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http://blogs.sega.com/2013/10/02/sonic-boom-working-title-a-new-animated-series-coming-fall-2014/?0=1

>sonic
>boom
>trying to be like mlp

prepare for hilarious disaster
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>>13846076
real talk
what kind of self-respecting dragon WOULD waste his time picking flowers for a unicorn?
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>>13846061
What about a Dewbon daki?
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>>13846084
>the most notable landmark for your country is a stack of rocks
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>>13845997
Do they?
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>>13846091
Christ
Is that Knuckles? When did he turn into a bruiser?
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>>13846097
>it takes up the whole bed
>probably more
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>>13846092
A faggy one.
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>>13846101
Do you have a problem with rocks faggot?
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>>13846097
eh, not really interested
I'd love a huge fuckin' stallion plush though
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>>13846113
A Dewbon dakimakura would just be a print on a mattress.
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>>13846091
Polsky is writing for it, and he's done some of my favorite episodes so I'm hopeful. I'm worried about the animation, art style and music though.

>>13846107
Well, I imagine it's to make him look more like the tough guy of the group.
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>>13846138
>everyone assumes its cgi
>show starts
>it looks like and animated the EXACT same way as MLP
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>>13846101
I love it when pop culture references furries like that.
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>>13846006
[citation needed]
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>>13846121
please stop samefagging
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>>13846158
See: >>13846062
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>>13846152
The animation studio does CGI work, so it's pretty safe to assume it
s CGI
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>>13846165
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There are no bad ideas
Only great ideas that go horribly wrong
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>>13846176
Pink fart.
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OH oh oh who's it going to be to take anons cream pie???
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>>13846165
But I'm not samefagging
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>>13846193
>it will never be berry punch
>>
which pony would you take to see Gravity on opening night?
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>>13846193
>bottle ends in anon
>has to take his own creampie

this wont end well
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>>13846193
If it belongs to anon no one should take it, that's stealing. But if they're hungry and he's generous he could cut each of them a slice.
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>>13846196
or am I?
>bwaaaammmmm
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>>13846215
Luna
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>>13846217
>Anon can't do it alone
>Twilight is a stickler for the rules
>the game can't continue otherwise
>Twily calls upon the zebra
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>>13846245
>>13846245
little ponies.
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>>13846215
Derpy, to show her how gravity works
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pony doesn't want to be hugged
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>>13846245
Such a nice family.
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Pony just hacked the mainframe
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>>13846271
too bad
it's happening
pony can seek restitution
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>>13846273
hnnnnnnnnng
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>>13846091
>70 video games
Yooo
YOOOOO
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>>13846281
Man, that scene still makes me smile like a retard.
>>
>>13846287
Despite what /v/ may tell you, Sonic is still popular as fuck with kids.
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>>13846287
>You will never crank that
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>>13846176
>Oh right, what I meant was:
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>>13846271
Too bad, pony.
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>>13846296
it's super-cute
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>>13846215
>Wanting to watch a film that implies that you can make a 30 degree change in orbital inclination with just an MMU
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>>13846311
DORPY
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>>13846298
Truly, a sonic cast for the new generation
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>>13846258
It'd scare the hell out of her.
>"I don't like gravity!"
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>>13846324
>she floats away
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>>13846311
fucking human poses
back in season 1 everything was perfect and they always acted like horses
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>>13846321
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>>13846313
dork
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>>13846321
I bet Ross is just tearing himself apart with anticipation waiting to redo their designs into fat mimes
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>>13846298
And every one of those kids will grow up to be a furry.
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>>13846342
His Sonic work isn't completely horrible though.
>>
>>13846347
You can't fight the future.
>>
Rarity is taking you to her home tonight.
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>>13846347
Just like us!
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>>13846305
What kind of anon lets his pony get that way?
If I had a Dash she would be well groomed and trimmed
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>>13846347
Just as long as they don't turn into one of those "IT'S A LIFESTYLE" fags.
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>>13846374
Shhhh, we're supposed to PRETEND that we're not furries.
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>>13846384
It's Dash, anon. She fights tooth and nail when it comes to grooming.
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>>13846387
>ITT: things that will literally never happen
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>>13846386
Isn't that what "being a furry" is about?
I don't really consider people who just masturbate to anthro porn furry
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>>13846372

>"R-Rara-sama..."
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>>13846372
is she going to peg me in to submission or is this one of those awful scenarios where I have to pretend I'm a well adjusted and happy person?
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This kid in my physics lab is one of those annoying idiots who has to dress different to show that he's a unique snowflake with hot topic studded bracers and torn Sex Pistols jean vests etc. He was going on and on about MLP in front of everyone today and it felt terrible.
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>>13846413
She's a lady. She fucks men who fucks women, not men who get fucked by women.

You'll have to ask after Rainbow Dash and hope she sanitizes her strapons on a regular basis.
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>>13846405
The problem is there's no widely-agreed upon definition of "furry".
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>>13846394
Yeah but I'd still drag her to the groomers. It would be funny to see her sitting angrily surrounded by a bunch of cats and dogs.
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>>13846420
do everyone a favor and kick him in the dick then explain why he's wrong
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>>13846372
Will her little sister be there?
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>>13846437
>not grooming her yourself
She'd be much more comfortable and willing, anon.
She might even like it.
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>>13846420
Was he for or against it?
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>>13846412
Where did this "Rara-sama" shit come from?
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>>13846424
Sorry, but that's not my bag

She can either line up a series of handsome stallions or she can get fucked and model her own dresses
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FINALLY
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>>13846461
It's Japanese, you crazy fluff.
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>>13846394
But she just sort of curled up like a baby calf when getting her hoof manicured. That's not exactly tooth and nail.
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>>13846443
Not tonight.
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>>13846464
>something something /v/ something.png
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>>13846462
> that's not my bag
Flustered_hoarse_bonbon.png
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How does Twilight Sparkle feel about Tom Clancy dying?
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>>13846473
Aww, that's sad. You gotta talk to her, reassure her.
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>>13846488
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>>13846494
It happened in "Ponyville Confidential", mang.
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Odds: kfc for lunch
Evens: eat something healthy
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>>13846502
I know?
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>chistery will never write disgustingly satisfying smut
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>>13846504
neither, opt for a mcgangbang
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>>13846504
Scootaloo's pretty fit.
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>>13846514

What does that make everything he's done so far?
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>>13846475
Oh okay.
What will we do?
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>>13846514
Uh
http://pastebin.com/FHHivCRw
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>>13846504
Celery and carrots for you.
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>>13846525
weak and lame

>>13846531
A solid effort not really something I can appreciate
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>>13846528
She'd like you to...work on her pipes.
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would you teach Applejack about comparative advantage?
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>>13846541
>angling for a special request
I'm curious what you consider "disgustingly satisfying."
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pony wouldn't smoke weed
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>>13846546
..."Work on her pipes"?
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>>13846541

Who are the decent writefags in the MLPG at the moment? The only ones I've seen lately are Chistery, AJ, and SmutAnon.
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>>13846553
I was going for anthro, but anything that would piss off >>13846560 style shitposters would be great
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I'm thirsty.
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>>13846565
Spike fucked her pipes in the Spike at your service episode and she need your help.
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>>13846575
>you will never Baja's blast
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>>13846578
Oh.
Well, I'm not much of a plumber...
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>>13846555
Lyra is 10 times the pony you will ever be
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>>13846574
>thing I don't like = shitposting
You can go back through the archives and notice that I have never, ever called anything drug related "shitposting".
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>>13846570
Aspirant is okay, PonyWifeAsshole just does one-paragraph smut for shits and giggles, but the hiatus has us pretty lean right now. Not like we have Cereal Velocity to take requests from.
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>>13846575
Would you join Rarity for Russian-style tea?
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>>13846591
quieten pls go

You're the same guy that called for the execution of peaceful violators, right?
Yeah! you're the one, if you are!
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>>13846586
Nonsense. She has some tools and books on the process, but she needs some muscle and you're available.
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>>13846591
No, you just call it terrible mind-waste shit and imply you'd take a shotgun to a medical marijuana dealer's face under no danger to yourself or others.
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Is that a fat joke?
Because that's rude, Anon.
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>>13846574
anthro?
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>>13846606
But GT, i am a fat joke.
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>>13846555
I wish I was popular enough in mlpg that I could make posts void of content and not get called out for it
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>>13846606
Fatty.
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>>13846607
that is still an instant unf for me
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>>13846587
but im not a pony
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>>13846603
Okay, I can do that.
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>>13846593

Forgot about Aspirant. Don't know PonyWifeAsshole and I don't think I'd request anything from him if it's only green text stuff. What happened to Cereal Velocity?
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>>13846608
Then your existence is rude. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.
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>>13846618
Not with that attitude.
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>>13846607
Yeah
Humans don't do it for me anymore
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>>13846555
>that neck
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>>13846618
You could be in a pony.
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>>13846617
me too
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Guess who gets another horse?

>>13846635
>>13846635
>>13846635
>>13846635
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>>13846623
>What happened to Cereal Velocity?
He got sucked into Seth's black hole of popularity and the con circuit and pretty much falls back on old Trixie stuff and the tutorials he wrote like two years ago.
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>>13846628
Isn't that thing you just posted human?
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>>13846632
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>>13846626
What the fuck did you just say about me you skinny little shit? Something something trained in fat acceptance something something.
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>>13846641
>chubby shy
unf
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>>13846602
>You're the same guy that called for the execution of peaceful violators, right?

What are you talking about?
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>>13846641
it is
and it's something that doesn't do it for me anymore
because of what I said previously

to reiterate and or clarify: None of this human stuff does it for me anymore
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after twelve hours

our horse is finally over
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>>13846645
Anon, pls.
Where did you get that photo of me?
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>>13846639

Can you rate the ones mentioned? Which one would be best for me to get something cute and sexy from?
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>>13846664
there's a couple of anthro Derpy things out there
but I don't have them
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>>13846674
Cereal doesn't do porn, at least not under that handle.
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>>13846658
the guy that started with a post that was similar to "Pony wouldn't smoke weed" and continued on to say something similar too "anyone that would consume drugs should be put to death"

He also said something about beating the shit out of his cousin for personal reasons

If this doesn't make any sense to you, then you're not the person I was referring to.
If you really want, I can try to dig them out of the archive, but they happened recently in threads I wasn't actively participating in so it might take me a bit.
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>>13846711
That's NBS you're talking about
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>>13846673
I stalked you
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>>13846728
but he doesn't post with a name or tripcode so I can't be suuuuure
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>>13846728
NBS smokes like a chimney. It's a different guy.
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>>13846711
No I am the straightedge guy, I just never wrote anything like that.
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>>13846740
Have you seen his response style? He doesn't even try to hide the fact. He just realized he's got a good gimmick that gets responses when he talks shit about people doing drugs
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I miss when >fanfiction was ruled by the smutlords
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wait, is NBS or BCS Pnoy
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>>13846776
Me too, I miss Teen Feels so much.
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>>13846759
The only thing they have in common is being a bellend. And practically all of our shitposters are like that.
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>>13846740
That's not exactly something that defines who and what shitposters shitpost about. They shitpost because they want to shitpost, not because of what they dislike. Well, save for MLPG as a whole, that's the reason why they do it here.
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>>13846802
I generally dislike weed and talk about my hate for it here and other threads across 4chan
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>>13846793
It fits NBS more. BCS is more contributor/-ion shitposting oriented.
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>>13846819
That's a great hobby.
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>>13846819
;_;
you saying things like that makes me want to both get high and suck your dick
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>>13846835
> sucking dick of people who hate you
There's literally a whole world of confident people who don't want to put cleats in your eyes.
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>>13846848
Maybe, but if I knew how to interact with people in a reasonable and sociable manner I wouldn't be shitposting in a dead thread of a weird general in a board that only exists because of a retarded feud
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>>13846927
I appreciate the effort, but >>13846635
is already marked
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>>13846927
way to miss the new thread, me
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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penis.


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