Alternate mane style edition!last thread>>13831757
>>13837002YOU ALREADY HAD AN ALTERNATE MANE STYLES THREAD
>>13837152What was that? Plane ponies?
>>13837073its not like people care about the op anyways
Should Trixie be a homeless deadbeat on a quest for the mony in the next season?They try to make it look like she's awful, but the fact that she's slowly dying of starvation makes that Mane Six the cunts in this case.
>>13837179That's a terrible idea.
>>13837181>you will never be a cute mate in an extra small hoodie
>>13837219Good, i don't want to live with a curse
If that one Anon who requested Gilda cumming into the the Cakes' cake mix is around, I just wanted to let them know their request will be done sometime tomorrow.
>>13837223>you will never take Fluttershy clothes shopping through the kids section since it's the only size that fits her
>>13837239I am aroundand I am excite
>>13837223>>13837181I remember reading that fic as it came out. I must have stopped reading around chapter 7 or 10 because it was just so fucking bleak and nothing new was happening so I became uninterested.
where did >>>/con/ come from
>>13837286Stories for awa panelIt'll be gone in a few days
>>13837281I just started and I love every word of it
today in uninteresting things that no one cares aboutapparently those stupid cat ears that every fucking mlp cosplayer wears were made by yaya hanjesus, she must be making good money from those
>>13837313Everyone who actually cosplays hates her pretty bad though
>>13837313who is yaya han
The idea of ponies drugging or having me consume drugs by putting in my food/drinks makes my dick rock hardThere.I said it.One of my shameful fetishes, thanks MLPG.
oh godhttps://derpibooru.org/439687skipsy should really stick to ponies
>>13837324 a pair of tits
>>13837359Oh boy, what sort of neerdy things is dash up to now?
>>13837324Someone who got a boobjob and wears the sexy outfits from the costume store
>>13837382Write a fic about it.
>Happenings on /v/>Happenings on /vp/>Happenings in real life>Happenings everywhereHappy birthday 4chan. Turned out to be a hell of a day
>>13837344ehhe just needs to fix the face, shoulders, tits, torso and hands
>>13837336good, now my biggest shame will no longer be the only lewd thing featuring big mac and fleetfoot
>>13837401>doesn't mention the Happening on /co/ReBoot is getting a reboot nigga.
>>13837401>Happenings on /v/>Happenings on /vp/Could you be more specific?
>>13837429Pokeymans X/Y releases soon.
I want to fondle Gilda in her sleep
>>13837429>/v/Half Life 3>/vp/X and Y leak>>13837423Shit nigger, I didn't know
>>13837441I want to do that tooI'd feel her chest floofies
>>13837429Half Life 3 trademarksPokemon XY leaking
>>13837324A costumer/cosplayer/sweet pair of tits.She does some cosplays that range from decent to good, with some fancy original works thrown in for flavor, but I will have to say I've seen better Rarities.She might make a hell of a Princess Celestia, though, since she wears gowns really well, and she'd definitely go full regal Princess with either Celly or Lulu.
>>13837423That shitty 3d cartoon?
>>13837423>Tony Jay is deadIt wont be the same
>>13837481Son, you best not be dissing ReBoot.Sure the CG has aged fucking terribly, but Megabyte was a god-tier recurring villain.
>>13837477>Celly or Lulu.
>>13837401>Meanwhile, pony is still shit
>>13837512>>13837517I haven't watched it since it was airing and I was a kid but I remember it being awful. What's so great about it?
>>13837508Yeah, that's the only real drawbackAlso sourcewww.rainmaker.com/?/site/news/82
>>13837336Woah is that fleetmac ballsucking?I think I requested that. Nice man.
>Want to steer discussion away from off-topic>Only thing I have to discuss is porn
>>13837508>Tony Jay is ded>Reboot will never be the same>Frollo will never be the same>Lou tenant will never be the same>Planescape will never be the same
>>13837577Just do what I doScroll through your pictures until one of them gives you a good idea for conversation
>>13837577Discussing porn is fun as fuck thoughI'm sad that fondling sleeping Gilda didn't take off
what happened to haiku's tumblr?
>>13837600Apparently my new phone has decided that I have to wear this name forever
Why is she so perfect?
>>13837619He had a tumblr?
>>13837608Dude she would kill you.Like, not get really mad and yell or anything.She would just use all of her pointy parts to literally rip you in half
>>13837670Not if she'd sedated and sleeping, she won't
>>13837323Isn't she a judge at one of the cons?Hero's of Cosplay had her as a judge at a con, and holy shit.She has an attitude that caused me to go from zero to pure seething hate, her head is the only thing larger then her fake tits.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13837681>Smother her in catnip.
>>13837681Well that's different.She'd still kill you if she ever found out, not worth the risk if you ask me
>>13837640Because you have an attraction to women in positions of power.Now tell me about your mother
>>13837703I don't know man, humans are pretty toughshe may have claws and be half eagle and half lion, but humans put lions and eagles in zoos
>>13837705she's roughly my equal in terms of authority
>>13837731It's a major award!
>>13837703>She gets a text a few months later.>It's a picture you took with your cell phone, face smothered in her chest feathers, her arms cradling your head.>You swear you can hear the scream from inside the car you are speeding away from town in giggling like an idiot.
>>13837731watching old spongebob episodes while high is hilarious for this reason
>>13837726Humans also make their own claws out of metalwhat the fuck are you gonna do without your weapons and tools
>>13837714What if your favorite pony transformed into filly fluttershy?
>>13837747a christmas story was pretty good
>>13837726Yeah, but noone has ever seen or cau7ght a griffon before.COINCIDENCE?
>>13837762I have probably jacked off to it already
>>13837760make weapons and tools or somethingshit, it's not like she's gonna find out anyway. I'll be a grope ninja.
>>13837760Get in too close for effective clawing, wrap your legs around her waist, one arm around her neck, and shove the remaining fist down her throat until she passes out from asphyxiation
>>13837786I did that on purposeI don't know what the purpose was, but I have to maintain that I don't make mistakes
>>13837760grappling and bone breakingwe're monkeys man, we're kind of good at killing anything we can get our hands onthe hard part is getting our hands on things
>>13837760Just wear two falconer gloves.She is now harmless.
>>13837797STOP HITTING RAINBOW DASH YOU IDIOT
>I guess this means we're exempt from the Magic of Friendship, huh?
>>13837797Now that's what I call beating a dead horse!
>>13837823>them: friendship is magic>us: homies are realwho you gonna be friends with when the fuzz busts into yo crib
>>13837239Drawing sounds like it sucks already
>>13837841>implying that pone is dead
>>13837823>This makes you immune to magic.
>>13837857She's certainly not moving. Looks like taxidermy
>>13837862>but only pony magic>dark magic still works>and you can learn it
>>13837876She is most certainly alive
>>13837897>For six easy payments of 19.95!>Equestria has some really fucked up infomercials at 4 in the morning.
>>13837876Pony is ROCK SOLID and STONE COLD
>>13837904Look at that pony go
>>13837912>after giving the forces of lawful evil $120 you actually do gain trivial magic powers >and get info cards in the mail telling you how much you have to pay to upgrade your abilities>magic missile is 25% off this month, down from $100 and a virgin sacrifice to $75 and a sexually inexperienced sacrifice
>ReBoot rebootAw shit. Anyone want a ReBoot stram?
>>13837958Sure I want to see if kid me was wrong
>>13837857Well, only part of her is deadHer dumb butt!
>>13837944>Stacking coupons is a thing>After months of collecting offers you can learn to cast fireball for calling fluttershy ugly and a one time payment of 29.99>But fluttershy will never forgive youDo you do it MLPGDo you trade your friendship for power
>>13837897Maybe this is how discord was so powerful.He had no friends at all, and therefore was immune to magic, and could perform his own 'dark' magic.He's said he was aware while encased in stone, so maybe the elements of harmony only crated a stone statue around him, and didn't affect him directly
>>13838001It would take at least an intermediate time manipulation spell for me to call Fluttershy ugly
>>13837865Are you confizzled?
>>13838008I'm pretty alright with this for some reason
>>13838001>implying that telling the truth is evil enough for paymentNah, it would probably be something more sinister. Like telling twilight she has an unattractive butt.
>>13838008egh.. no! I have standards.
>>13837912They're like those annoying Girls Gone Wild commercials late at night and super early morning.>"You're never going to believe these depraved magic unicorns in Wizards Gone Wild!">"They're not afraid to go anywhere in the forbidden dark arts!">"Watch as these to young acolytes compare wands!">They literally are just comparing wands>"And even other world horrors from the Thirteenth Plane that we cant show on TV!">Someone summons SOMETHING though a mystical gate, but its censored out by the boxs of the DVD
>>13837970Alright. I'll boot it up momentarily.
>>13837714Chemistry is the study of
>>13838063i don't like your opinioni'm scowling at you
Dash and Pinkie are waiting outside your place when you get home. They can barely contain their laughter as they tell you that they've set up an elaborate serious of pranks inside.
>>13838080Come on anon, that kanker is dumber than a sack of wet bricks!
>>13838072>You own every copy.
I miss when BCS drew things and could act like a normal person
>>13838070It's going to be so special, as Princess takes time just for me~
>>13838094yeah, but a sack of wet bricks isn't that sexy
Pony thinks your wizard card games are cute
>>13838104>drawing seductive miniature horses>normalBut I know what you mean
>>13837341>I bet you thought you were heterosexual, didn't you?>Not after that wine you've been drinking>Now why don't you come back to my chamber like a good little pet
>>13838117Does pony want to play? She can have my white deck
>>13838112Kanker, like a sack of wet bricks, can't tell the thing between your legs is a tiny pimple or a penis.
>>13838086>You know as they say, ladies first.
>>13838117>show pone your magic deck>explain how the player is a planeswalker that casts spells and summons monsters>"but you're not doing real magic, this is lame"
>>13838123>the spell was formulated for ponies, dogs, and griffons>not humans>anon is sick in the bathroom for the next 3 days
Pony should wizard pony
>>13838104I want to lay my dick on BCS
>>13838134Well that's just a bad understanding of biology
>>13838151>"You're still gonna suck my dick, right?">"It's the least you can do after what you did to my rug"
>>13838149>show shining armor your decks>"holy shit this is fucking awesome">"let's play">he has his own the next time you get together>full of tainted strikes and blighted agents
>>13838180No anon you just have shit tastes.
threesome with vinyl scratch and r63 shining armor
>>13838189But he's not you
>>13838195>not r63 vinyl scratch and shining armortotal_faggot.tar.gz
>>13838167>End up vomiting all over his dick.
>>13838104Then April rolled around and she lost it completely.She was even helpful back then.
>>13838206dicks are gay
>>13838195>r63>military chick>top physique>academic bested only by twilight>bigger fa/tg/uy (ca/tg/irl?) than mefuck the dj, I want a piece of that
In the Great War between races who will you side with?The filthy Mud PoniesThe Pretentious UnicornsOr the glorious Pegasi?
>>13838008which one, MLPG?http://imgur.com/HasMZXV
>>13838233the choice is obvious
>>13838239Marie is best Kanker
>>13838233>not part of the Glorious Harmonic Republic
>>13838229that's fine, you'll have to deal with r63 cadence in the morning after he finds out you've lead his wife astray, though
>>13838239You know maybe I'll lower my standards for her. Maybe.
Somebody posted some kinda prompt a week or two ago that I ended up sketching out. I saved it but then lost it. 1/something
>>13838181Why is shining so bad at everything
>>13838264Oh godHe'd be a pretty scorned dude.
>>13838264he'll let me suck his dick, right?
>>13838086I'm not sure I want to step inside my house now, I mean... I guess I'll go, but I just had a very long day at work and am tired.
>>13838272>Rumble>Always sexualing the femalesI'm jealous.
>>13838233I'll just watchThey're fighting for the amusement of the alicorns anyway
>>13838259You, anon.You can come with me to Equestria.
>>13838233Which group will give me the most hugs?
>>13838298No, he's not gay despite what his color scheme may have made you think
>>13838264What if i nab her back before they meet in highschool?
You can go to equestria but you're not allowed to sexualize more than one pony in your entire lifetime
>>13838320well fuckis he just gonna put me to death or do I get some time in a rape dungeon or what
>>13838291Your only method of escape is to distract him by Journey.
>>13838341I CHOOSE CELESTIA
>>13838341Then i marry my waifu and live happily ever after
>>13838341Pinkie PieThere. Done. Life happy. I'm good.
>>13838264I want to buy a GG MLP doll so badly.
>>13838341That was the plan all along, do you even waifu?
>>13838341Can I still sexualize all the dragons and dogs I want?What about zebras?Changelings?Draconequises?Do they get a say in this?
>>13838341>die and become a lich>create magical penis, also my phylactery >UNLIMITED SOUL PLEASURING PONY SEXYou really didn't think this through anon.
>>13838345he thinks you're a changeling spy and you are banished to the changeling hivelandschrysalis doesn't know what to make of you
>>13838357I'd pay upwards of five bux for one of these
>>13838347An excellent choice.
>>13838341Whatever, as long as I have magic and free to do whatever I want with it.
>>13838357God yes, I would hug it all day.
>>13838374Also corruption magic doesn't work on people. The closest she can get is making you sweat slime.
>>13838299You should flip the bottom so it reads left to rightCute though
>>13838381We'd talk over coffee every morning before she raises the sunand then we'd fuck to sleep at night
>>13838374r63 chrysalis would let me suck his dick, right?Does that count as a love-harvestable action?or is he just going to put me in a goo coma and make me a drone
>>13838357I'd destroy the doll
>>13838395fucking awesomethe world is my slip n' slide
>>13838374>Chrysalis threatens you.>Until you brandish a boot at her.>You have acquired a new kingdom.
>>13838403neitherchangelings can only use pony love and he doesn't seem that bothered about youyou're allowed to just wander around as long as you don't cause any troubleyou find out that game night is thursdays, card games are a favorite
>>13838423oh manoh man
So, I'm at a crossroads.Do I fap, or do I wait for a day or so and make my fap even more enjoyable?
>>13838423Why are her glasses off?
>>13838423more like #/nothing
>>13838432fapthen wait an hour or so and fap againdo that two or three more times
>>13837073Where is it?
>>13838432if you fap, you can only fap to lee kanker
>>13838435>The lenses don't even have a prescription.>She just wears it to wear it.>Like a hipster,
>>13838432Fap now you pussy
>>13838449those are some giant wings
>>13838445but I would need an awful lot of Pipsqueak fanart pictures to do that anon
>>13838449His wings would not be that long at all.
>>13838465That's Rumble's secret talent - he's a double-wide-wing model. He's growing into them. Awkwardly.
>>13838455My problem is I'm starting to get bored of fapping two to three times a day.
>>13838449Jesus, Rumble, there's not a pony in all Equestria who doesn't want to rip you to pieces sexually. You're like this irresistible force of unlimited libido that just seems to magnetically attract mare and stallion alike for miles around.
>>13838481Cat fight incoming!
So, how about that Vinyl Scratch's older brother? I think the fandom's tacked on the name of "Vintage Record" to this guy, iirc. Anyway, ever since that issue, I've had so many headcanons floating around about this guy and Vinyl.>Vintage Record runs a music store>Ever since she got her cutie mark, Vinyl Scratch would always save up her bits to buy records from her brother's store.>He'd always recommend her the best albums, introduce her to new sounds to expand her horizons, and give her the best deals.>"She's always been my best customer, and my best friend. The one thing she does more than spend bits at my store is spend time with me, and you can't put a price on that.">Once she became popular as a musician and DJ, her brother's store would always be the first one to receive a shipment of her new albums.>Whenever she would mix a new sample, she'd always go to him for an opinion first.Can't wait for the fanart to start popping up eventually.
>>13838486>Growth spurtlike when I squeeze any weird bumps I find on my body?
Streaming ReBoot, ep 01./lksgamesandshit
>>13838505dgafscratch is a very pretty pony
>>13838486cosmo is into that shit, so yeah
>>13838505Nothing is canon to me unless it appears in the show, I don't give a shit what the writers and VAs say.
>>13838505That's her brother?I don't remember reading that in the comic.
>>13838509> Silver Spoon gets the guyWellHe's not "Diamond" material.
>>13838509>going for SSRumble is truly best pony
>>13838505>I've had so many headcanons floating around about this guy and Vinyl
>>13838508No, like when a kid is growing up and parts just kinda awkwardly grow faster then others.Like that stringbean kid who has mile long legs. and arms
>>13838530he's one of those word-of-god-fags that believes stuff that's said through outside channels
>>13838505He looks neatKinda like Nanaki's OC, actually, but less furry
>>13838448>>13837073WHERE IS THE GODDAMN OTHER THREAD
It's been exactly one year since i dropped out of college and I couldn't be happier mlpg.i was in college from 18 till 25
>>13838542>gifNOT THIS TIME, COSMO
>>13838542You really need to space out your eyes more.
>>13838542SHE WANTS IT MAN
>>13838542Looks like someone is warming up already.
pony dropped your DS and cracked the hinge
>>13838558congrats!Have some smut: https://derpibooru.org/367705
>>13838576Good thing I have a 3DS.
>>13838576that hinge was cracked years agoI don't even play the DS anywaypony can keep it
>>13838505No one caresGo bother /mlp/ about this stupid shit>>13838585>>13838576>owning handheld garbage
>>13838576Uh oh! I guess that, to make it up to me, pony will have to be my slave for a day!
>>13838586What kind of reaction is that?
>>13838598Pony laughs at you and walks into the kitchen to grab a snack
>>13838576my DS has been on the verge of breaking in half since 2 years agogood thing it's not the brittle new ones
>>13838492>i only want to hug you>filename: seXjhIk.png>seX
Fuckin' hell that was eight days of torture in the psych ward let me tell you. For those who thought I was dead: I am unfortunately still alive, penniless, bored, and waiting on Season 4.
having flitter and cloudchaser as big sisters
>>13838624oh, sorryhere: https://derpibooru.org/316915
This isnt cute, the art is bad, and all it is terrible headcanon bullshit
>>13838653have to say I agree with you
>>13838653Cry me a river.
>>13838603Pony thinks she can fuck around with me like that?>run after pony>slam the fridge door shut in her face>slap the food out of her hoof>block the way out the kitchen door and order her to pick up the food that she spilled with her horse vagina
>>13838644It's bcs, who else could it be?
>>13838660But if people are enjoying it I really don't care, but just wanted my opinion out there. I mean I could go on some sort of autistic shitposting storm, but please continue and don't mind me.
>>13838653You don't have to look at it brony.
>>13838619>beat those bully bitches bloodyCloudchaser best pone.
>>13838556>>13837073>>13838448I AXED YOU NIGGERS A GODDAMN QUESTION
>>13838653SSHHHYou can't say anything negative about a contributor while he's contributing!
>>13838679That was my first thought,Unfortunate indeed if it is.
>>13838679Who else indeed... I am the starvingest artist.
>>13838628did you at least have internet access?
>>13838709No... you're just a crazy cunt who thinks you're worth more than you actually are. You are a fanartist at best. Stop pretending to be anything better and go get a real job.
>>13838709well thenHope you're feeling better!
>>13838691>>13838720w-what is going on
>>13838715Not a drop. At least I have a new cat though. Yay.
>>13838703I don't have anything against cosmo, nor did i think i had anything against rumble fanon. But i just find this really forced and awful.
>>13838720If that's a feather ...>>13838745RUMBLE: SMOOTHEST OPERATORDELICIOUS IRONY
>>13838745I enjoyed it.Did you make up everything after the initial prompt or did it follow a story already done?
>>13838745ugh, my heart
>>13838747One of his feathers caught in her braid.
>>13838745That's cute.I'm saving that one.
>>13838739Oh, that's cool. Who is the artist?
Hey, these comics are pretty good. Thanks to the fellas that got me up to speed.
>>13838772That was not something I expected to see in that comic.
>>13838772>that comic>up to speedYou have much to read
pony hopes you eat your fruit rinds when appropriate and don't just peel everything
>>13838772They are pretty awesome.
>>13838752NEGATIVE ALERTNEGATIVE ALERTNEGATIVE ALERT
>>13838788Yeah, I'm plowing through it. Ah well, at least I'm about a third of the way done.
>>13838772I like to pretend that that's actually cum and she's preforming oral sex on that creature in front of the CMC. Effectively draining him of his "love"
>>13838785I'm more unsettled by how quickly they got over it.That's like the pony equivalent of showing a little kid that one gif of a dog being beaten to death.And they completely forget about it 5 minutes later.
>>13838687I have a tendancy to forget how ugly their voices are
>>13838800We get it, you didn't like it either.
>>13838764The prompt was like, they invite him over under the guise of homework, they hit on him but he's oblivious. I kept going from there.>>13838486>>13838465>>13838461Something like thatI figure wings would be the first to start growing. Then legs then the rest.>headcannon
>>13838772They were greatThere's a ton of them, in case that's all you've readThe Cadance and Shining Armor one is amazing so far.When do we get the next of that, by the way?
>>13838797But orange rinds give you diarrhea
>>13838825>Am I going to die?>YesBrother of the yeat
>>13838831Yeah, I know. Grabbed a torrent, there's ten of the fuckers. Oh well, least they're worth reading!
>>13838772>THUMPI imagine she grabbed that thing by the fail and flung it skull first on the ground.Splatttertown
>>13838825>Am I going to die>Yes.Ah, brotherhood.
>>13838851What about the micros? you have them too?
>>13838745Saved it all. Thanks.
>>13838851Cadance and Shiny is the 11th I think.Grab it off yayponies
>>13838851and then you have the microcomics tooskip rainbowdash and fluttershy, the rest are great
>>13838873Make it a gif
>>13838866>>13838876Micros? News to me, I'll get done with 'em after the main comics.>>13838874Can you link me to yayponies? Google'd it, just came up with a couple of blogs.
>>13838873AwGreat! I'm glad some people thought it was cute.>>13838887THAT would be pretty righteous.
>>13838841year*Shit I went full retard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEEis_BsIz8>Playing with dolls.
>>13838887Sorry, if I knew how, I would.
>>13838950>tfw no SMILE to make gifs
Oh no she didn't...https://twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/385230430808465408
>>13838882> totally casual, self-loving, just getting INTO itThe eyes say "want to join in"?
>>13838984What? It looks good.
>>13838984I dont get
>>13838984SUCKER TRIED TO PLAY MEBUT HE NEVER PAID MENEVER
>>13838998Yes, but it's pasta... The /b/tards and 9fags are going to flood her with spaghetti & Ragu comments
>>13838984What kind of moron puts red sauce on macaroni?
>>13838995that Trixie is 2cute
>>13838995EQG Trixie looks like a catNot that it isn't an improvementTrixie stealing peanutbutter crackers is funnyTrixie running confidence games would be and breaking into vaults and shit would make for entertaining fanfiction.Something like a more campy version of The Lies of Locke Lamora
>>13839022A voice actress who likes Raguhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqwP4NgbRY
pony wrote a fanfic about you and pony
>>13838984That looks pretty fuckin delicious right now....I'm so hungry and I don't have any money.
>>13839058what kind of fanfic?
>>13838950It was kind of hard because there were a lot of words in someAlso this is from a mobile so it might be small
>>13838995>you'll never watch "Now You See Me" with Trixie
Where my niggas who refuse to watch EQG?
>>13839057That commercial's ridiculous. Where did they show that, who were they trying to rope in?
>>13839062We should all cook & post pics of pasta nowWe /ck/ nao
>>13839094The only kind of fanfic:Really, really shitty.
>>13839119Bronies, of courseIf you want to smack your forehead, this is a real commercial geared at bronieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI77mElzCv0
>>13839128>paradise lost>dante's inferno>shitty
Why can't they be real?
>>13839116>not watching any and all pony related conent no matter how much you dislike it
>>13839143I'll pass, I need every brain cell I've got.
>>13839149>fanfic is better than the original>people think it's canon
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man it's going to suck when s4 starts and we can't post fast enough to keep up with the episodethanks a lot 4chan
http://youtu.be/LqyRy92c61AThis shouldn't be a tenth as funny as it is.
>>13839116I couldn't. I got like, twenty minutes in and just couldn't.
>>13839163A shame that one did & still does show on TV in WA state. And it makes fun of Everfree Northwest
I guess it was too bigi.imgur.com/cUuns3M.gif
>>13839162>>13839185that batpone is a slut
http://megaswf.com/s/2605051can mlpg help me identify this song?
>>13839185well aren't you the sweetest little pony?
>>13839112that movie was so fun
A racial and regality update for pony has been downloaded and is ready to be installed.The update will be installed the next time pony starts. You can restart pony now, or continue ponying and restart later.
>The new villain tricks Luna into becoming Nightmare Moon again so he can stab her in the back, to suck out the juicy Nightmare Energy.
>>13839207i'll restart now and later
>>13839207That's a firmware update
>>13839183>That airs in this state.Thank god I don't see it over on this side of the mountains then...
>>13839187Aw cool! It looks nice! It's only a little too fast to read everything tho, but you are on your phone so I figure its difficult.
How did LMJ go into debt with such awesome 230$ commissions such as this?
>>13839286that cost $230? why aren't our artists drowning in thousands?
>>13839227It's a flashback, the nightmares were destroyed in the comics.NMM isn't coming back thank Christ.
>>13839227I had no idea Nicolas Cage was in charge of the new season!
>>13839310>NMM isn't coming backB-but my wiafu...
>>13839300some actually have respect for the arts to a point to where they don't turn themselves into money driven whores.
>>13839328That's simply not signing a contract with the autism devil.When artists get rich the pains of hunger go away and that is what makes them creative.
>>13839227She's probably just gonna be a one-shot. Episode she shows up in looks pretty gimmicky, even though I didn't bother watching the whole clip.
>>13839306>>13839351in a pinch, I would
>>13839358Now draw Rarity spanking her for wearing her clothes.While anon watches, hands rubbing together eagerly.
>>13839346>When artists get rich the pains of hunger go away and that is what makes them creative.No, it trains them to seek food, and to reliably get food they will take on the strategy that produces more money to acquire food.
>>13839328Do you even know what marketing is, shithead?
>>13839358Oh JerezI just want to give her a hug and then grab her from her behind and lift her skirt flap up
>>13839385well yeahArtists here simply do not put themselves out as much
>>13838797>when appropiatei hope pony knows that they spray everything. They give tomatoes a wax coating so that they shine
>>13839405>Not enjoying your pesticides.They put those on the apples for a reason, asshole.Flavor enhancement.
tIME OF BEB 23:54
>>13839399SNACK THE CRUNCH OFF??!
>>13839382and maybe some things that aren't food that keep them happy to produce more pictures
>>13839428ANON GO AWAY I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>>13839427>resorting to a horrible lieSO BEB
>>13839338>ew making money ruins artCorrection: Some don't have the heart to overcharge for mediocre doodles
>>13839428>holding shift while capslock is on
>>13839439Don't act like you don't want a handful of that fuzzy blue butt
When can episode threads start back up again...you guys have gotten so weird this hiatus...>checks pony countdownFIFTY TWO DAYS?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>13839358>Hey anon, am I a pretty pony now?>This is what you like, isn't it?>Please respond
>>13839452uh, no, I never said that. There's a line between making money off your art, and whoring yourself out just for the sake of the money.
>>13839446Wake up Marker pone, you're not allowed to sleep for too much longer, just under two months now.
>>13839400Getting your name out there isn't fucking marketing. If you're any good at what you do people will know about it and people will fucking come. Marketing is MAKING them come, going out and telling everyone that you're a piece of shit who can't get enough money by doing your fucking job. Marketing is a crackpot making Pepsi Universe and some fuckhead thinking it's grand. Marketing is taking people who don't care and forcing them to, and let me tell you, I can't fucking count how many horror stories I have about companies that sink because of a fucking botched marketing campaign.Marketing is the sure sign that a company's on its way down, that they're fucking scared. That they're fucking overrun by suits who don't know shit about the way to make a fucking profit.Commission artists don't need any marketing bullshit, they need to make some fucking art.
>>13839358What kind of accent would this Rainbow Dash have? I pin her as talking only in Japanese
>>13839462I don't have to answer that
>>13839470There's a line between advertising and not advertising*Pretentious fags like you deserve to be poor>but muh principles>if you were really good people would magically flock to you because the world is a close knit community where word of mouth is actually effective and marketing doesn't need to exist>-filthy non-jew left behind in the dust
>>13839441Exactly, and then they form a dopamine association with the rewards and the action and they are trained not to be creative, only to produce artwork that garners them more sustenance and supposed pleasure.
Hello I am a pony.
>>13839485well of course not.because everyone already knows the answer.
Never be creative!
>>13839493Yeah, you're right, I disagree with you, therefore I am wrong.
>>13839505pony butts do not work that waygood night!
>>13839477>make art>nobody notices because you don't engage in some form of marketing>make no moneyOh but marketing is evil because Mr. Neckbeard Hasnocash said so
Doctor i'm calling it.Time of beb 12:00 am
>>13839511Yeah I never understood why people added cheeks.
Pony just booped in public.
>>13839506Hi pony, you should lose that armour.Would make styling your hair much easier.
>>13839509the simple fact is that word of mouth is not effectiveThose who actively promote themselves draw people, and paying customers, in.
>>13839511Forgot the pic, fella.
>>13839516buts its only 9 anonymouswhat are you, retarded?
>>13839516we'll have to notify next of kin
Pony is gushing all over the public now.
>>13839525I don't think you understand that I'm not that guy who's talking about word of mouth.I didn't mention shit about what techniques were good or bad.
>>13839530I don't have any morbo on this computer and I could not be arsed to find some
>>13839532Go to sleep you have class tomorrrow
>>13839514I didn't say jack shit about evil, I said it's fucking stupid. Where do you work, jackweed?
>>13839505Are there any famous composers that did anything with a lyre?
>>13839532>mewball in charge of not pissing me the fuck off
Will season 4 have a halloween episode>
Never think in terms of morals, principles, or ethics. They're constructs of your brain designed to help you operate in tribal society and are largely outdated for any activities performed in social environments that wouldn't exist in a stone age village.Think in terms of risk, reward, and potential consequences and get used to the new sociopathic human race. Should you let a man live because murder is wrong? Nope, you should let a man live because he might have a gun and the police will look for whoever kills the man.
>>13839538when are you gonna draw more humanbutts?
>>13839554if i saw Pinkie like this, i'd walk up to her and close her eyes, like they do for dead corpses
>>13839556Thanks Andrew Ryan
>>13839556this is great bait
>>13839549if it's so stupid, why does every successful entrepreneur use it and rake in fuckloads of cash? why do artists that advertise get more commissions than ones that ask politely on tumblr and wait?or are you one of those people>yeah it works>but it's stupid>don't do it
>>13839556fuck you and your under water city, you sack of manipulative shit.
>>13839553You'll feel better after you sleep
>>13839546Alright, fella, here's a new arse, free of charge.
>>13839556Harry taught me a code like this
>>13839554They covered that already.Now they have to cover all the other cultures holidays!We need a Ramadan episode.
So here;s a question.Since the writer said twilicorn wont outlive her friends does that mean:they all ascendorshe gives up her alicorn powers?
What if pony loved you as much as you love him/her?
>>13839592Yep, either one of those options.
>>13839592The writer is a hack
>>13839597Hi TexWait a minute, you're not Tex
>>13839556this is sad but truemostly because sociopaths already exist and you have to step on people to compete with them. if we killed all the sociopaths succeeding by being honest would be a lot easier. but you would have to be a sociopath to do that. fuck
>>13839587>mudslide holidayback to desert with you sandnigger.
>>13839572Every successful entrepreneur, huh?Prove it.
>>13839592upsettingly, the only real answer is it'll never be covered in canon
>>13839592>that second optionSome wishful thinking there anon.But I would wager it's the first
>>13839592orOORRRalicorns aren't immortal
>>13839597pony and I would be very happy
>>13839603I am starting to suspect that that unicorn is not a doctor.But I would still let him inspect my prostate.
>>13839592She sacrifices herself to save Equestria by going into the irradiated control room to stop the meltdown.
>>13839609Harry taught me that some people who deserve to die should be killed by those who can
>>13839592>old twilight with wing scarsMight be cool
>>13839611s/every/a lot of/>careful word choices>4chanWhat is this, a court room?
>>13839613That's not upsetting, what's upsetting is that the fandom will enforce some sort of fanon in place of an explanation and will all too gladly squelch any creative or original thought that contradicts the majority.
>>13839617They live longer than the average pony.
>>13839617what if the writer is a hack?
>>13839635Celestia and Luna live longer than the average pony
>>13839624my mom taught me that anyone who thinks they can decide who deserves life and who doesn't is just trying to justify their selfish pursuits
>>13839628Man I edited that about 2 years ago
>>13838887>1 hour laterboop
>>13839597My love for pony is purely platonic
>>13839565Whenever I get gud at female anatomy
>>13839635>100000000 years laterwuzzat sunny?
>>13839629That's not what I'm getting at. Who do you think I am, some kind of neckbeard?Alright, I guess I can't blame you on that one.Either way, prove what you're saying.
>>13839655pony anatomy is girly anatomy
Pony wants to curl up with you.Specifically, inside of you.
>>13839657nothing, i wasn't talking to you, you nappy headed hoe
>>13839642Alicorns live longer than the average pony.
>>13839676but they dohow else would nightmare moon have faded into legend
>tfw trolling and the conversation accidentally gets seriousuhhhhh
>>13839650I don't think it works as a gif with all that text. you can barely read any of it before it cuts to the next panel.it'd work better as a comic.
>>13839683>canonCelestia and Luna live longer than the average pony>headcanonbecause they're alicorns
>>13839673But is there a pony heaven/hell? Since celestia seems to be able to transcend the regular world does she know?
>>13839676Celestia has been alive for well over a thousand years.
>>13839696Well, over a thousand years.
>>13839694>hellWe have Tartaurus
>>13839694>Thin Mac.What sorcery is this?!WHAT EVIL WIZARD CAUSED THIS?!
>>13839661The thing is it's actually impossible to get any commissions without engaging in some form of marketing, because then nobody would know your service existed.Getting people to reblog you on tumblr is viral marketing. Advertising something to reblog is marketing. Telling MLPG you're taking commissions is marketing. Putting a sing in front of your house is marketing. If someone doesn't have to ask if you're selling something, you've been marketing.
>>13839709IT WASSTYLE CHOICE**bad artist
>>13839709It was pinkie pie coming into ponyville for the first time after much travelling. Big mac wasn't all muscular yet.
>>13839690in the absence of any other explanation, it seems pretty obvious
>>13839694>is there a pony heaven/hell?No.>>13839706It's just a prison. Not even for ponies.
>>13839711Looks like it's time to make a bunch of shirts with my blogs site on them!AND PLACE THEM ALL AROUND, EVERYONE LOVES FREE SHIRTS!
>>13839506But you are technically bald
>>13839730no, you're making connections that aren't thereit could be because Celestia and Luna are gods, it could be because being an alicorn is equal to being immortal, it could be anything, and until it is said in canon, it IS anything and any theories are headcanon.so, nice headcanon.
>>13839735I have some oranges for sale but you wouldn't know unless you asked because I don't engage in marketing. Marketing is stupid.Oh fuck I just marketed
Why would Twilight be seeing Celestia's flashback of when Luna became Nightmare Moon, unless Celestia is testing Twilight's susceptibility to Nightmare Energy?
>>13839711That's not the kind of marketing I'm talking about, dipshit.
>>13839734Why does a prison have a hellhound guarding it?
why are human feet so dumb
>>13839749And now I want to buy your oranges.Want a free shirt?
I've just accepted that there is just some shit that isn't explained. All I want is cute ponies doing cute things and thats what I get.
>>13839759why are human feet so sexy
>>13839752She's testing her judgement to see if Twilight would have handled the situation better.
>>13839762Only if you don't peel off the brand stickers on the oranges right away and make sure people see you entering my place of business.
>alicorns>a millennium under their belts and still youthfulHow long ago was ponyville founded again? I think a couple hundred years or so? Granny's been around a few centuries since she was there since the city was founded, so normal pones last a good while.
>>13839752She was showing her what it means to be a princess, that it isn't endless adoration from happy subjects and merry teaparties.. Hardships and pain also come with power.
>>13839759Because developing intelligence and advanced societies caused us to move from natural selection to artificial self-selection for things other than sexual traits. now if someone has weird toe-feet that help them run faster that mutation will be culled instead of spreading because our artificial environment selects for conforming to an artificial standard of beauty instead of being better at tackling gazelles.
>>13839792Ponyville was founded from 200-999 years ago.
>>13839792the earth ponies have been wrapping up winter in a specific way for centuriesNot necessarily the ponyville earthponiesIf ponies lasted several centuries, then Nightmaremoon would not have faded into legend.
>>13839759They're not. Hell of a lot better than fucking hooves.
>pony will never swallow you alive as they orgasm
>>13839815is there actually a canon number?
>>13839826I'd rather have it the other way around
What happens if you introduce Twilight to wikipedia?
>>13839816>It could still have been a tale that the older ponies used to scare children.Ponies can live for one thousand years anyway.
>>13839816>Legend.Could have been a warning, ponies are just really dumb.
>>13839792Remind me again, since it's been a while since I've watched the episodes; Let's say flashback Granny smith is like 20, and current granny smith is like 90. Does that mean Ponyville was founded just 70 years ago prior to the current time, or is there something that suggests it's longer ago than that?
>>13839694>is there a pony hell?oh yes, there ishow quickly we forget
>>13839843Fuck that, introduce her to 4chan.Tell her it's the site where the greatest human minds come to share ideas and culture.
>>13839843Your IP gets banned for vandalism. Poor girl.
>>13839831Hundreds of years.
Pinkie Pie likes low grade dog food
>>13839759human feet are ugly but actually pretty versatilewe walk like bears and run like wolves. unless you wear stupid running shoes. then you walk in overpriced footwear and run like a dweeb that's going to get RSI for not consciously practicing proper form.>>13839812we're still getting longer, stronger legs because of that sexual selection man
which megapokemon wud u fuk
>>13839885your mom is low grade dog food
>>13839875>Twilight panics.>She can't get arrested for vandalism!>Oh no, that was your computer, Anon, they are going to think YOU are the vandal!>Oh no, I made you a criminal!>I can fix this!
>>13839896r34 of Pinkie Pie and anon's mom.
>>13839865>she eventually grows to like /sci/ and /lit/
>>13839906...That's actually a pretty funny idea. There's all these pictures of anon fucking ponyBut what would it be like if anon caught anonmom with pony?
>>13839878is that word of god (read: bullshit)? i don't remember that from the show.
>>13839890>running in shoes will give you RSI>not running barefoot>implying it is impossible to run with proper form in running shoes>implying running shoes don't help you more with proper form than running without shoesholy shit, stop listening to vibrams viral marketers
>>13839920>anon and anonmom have the same waifu
>>13839858http://i.imgur.com/BvMIPKH.jpg>implying fluttershy doesn't get off revealing herself in public and being a sub
>>13839923It's from the show, if you watched it you'd know.
>Pinkie Pie is childlike and free spirited>she gets hitched with somepony who's mature and mentally sound.
>>13839920>Celestia and anonmom
>>13839932I only run wearing Crocs
>>13839932>consciously practisingif you don't buy some good fucking shoes you're going to have an awful fucking timetrust me.
>>13839941If you could give me a quote from the show proving it, then you can prove your elitism over us. Until then, you're just as uneducated on the subject as us.
>>13839694Pony heaven is the same as pony hellExcept YOU are in pony hell, trying to hug and pet them and shit. That is true hell for them
La le lu li lo
>>13839955>trust meNo, fuck you. You're misinformed.
>>13839941Give me the episode name. I don't remember anyone saying "hundreds of years".
>>13839752The whole thing seems very Harry Potter to me.Twilight is bopping around in one of Celestia's memory when she should mind her own business
>>13839757What would you use a Cerberus for?
>>13839923Maybe if you fucking watched the show you'd know.
>>13839970the closest is twilight saying that earth ponies have done winter wrap up without magic for hundreds of years
>>13839980Guarding Tartarus, like it does
>>13839964>buy shitty shoes>uncomfortable to do anything but run on my heels>pain>buy good shoes>easy to run just like i would barefootno, i'm pretty sure that buying the wrong shoes can fuck up your feet.
>>13839996Exactly. It's a very good prison guard.
>>13839890There are more factors in play than selection causing the average human to become taller. Better nutrition is a much larger contributing factor.
>>13839955Please don't ask me my nameDoes it matter I'm just here for youTrust me just let yourself goAnd that's all you need to know
Mlpg I just bought $52 worth of space ice cream. It's delicious I hope luna would like it.
>>13839994So >implications and >fanon>earth ponies didn't exist until ponyville was established
>>13840002Tartarus is more of a dungeon
and nowthe end is nearand so I face the final curtain
>>13840010Luna turns into Nightmare Moon and gobbles you up. Return to page 56 and try again.
>>13839994Ah, at least something credible to build off of. However, as already mentioned, Winter was probably already being wrapped up long before Ponyville began.
Tartarus isn't anything until they show it on the showFuck yo fanon
>>13840010Fuck I love space ice cream. It's the only ice cream where strawberry is better than the vanilla or the chocolate.
Why do I have such an attraction to pretty pink fun pony?Why can't I find a real girl like her?Why can't I stop thinking about it?
>>13840032>not watching the showlel
>>13840032they said in the show that's where they locked up all sorts of nasty things
>>13840021Frank please croon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjI7VeIA7ZI
>>13840032I think it's reasonable to assume that it exists in equestria and is similar to the Tartarus in legend.
>>13839958>US>WEIt's from "Why Haven't You Called Your Mother? She Misses You and Cares About You A Lot."
>>13840032I know you're mad, but Tartarus is a proper noun and doesn't have a confused definition.It's Tartarus. It had Cerberus guarding it.
>>13840044>It's where MLPG is contained.
>>13840044>it's a dungeon>it's a prisonThat shit.Stop fucking around with dungeons and prisons.
>>13840035>mfw i learned in organic chem class that strawbery flavoring/color is made from grinding beetles and vanilla from beaver anal glandsLook it up on google if you don't believe me.
>>13840058Oh come onWe're not that bad.I mean, I AM, but most everyone here is ok
>>13840056Congratulations, you gave me an episode name I think. Give a source to your claim like any reasonable arguement should have and hey guess what you win.
>>13840028To be specific Twilight said that Ponyville has been clearing up Winter without magic for hundreds of years.Granny Smith is hundreds of years old.
>>13840057Yes, and the definition of each on the show are Tartarus is a place where they keep ancient evil creatures held and Cerberus is Tartarus's guard dog.
>>13840069they specifically said that cerberus acts guard to keep all the nasty things inside and twilight was relieved that none escapedall signs point to a prison/dungeon of some sort
>>13840080Yep, just like in Greek mythology.
>>13840087Yep, so it's just a natural dungeon and Cereberus is just a normal mortal three-headed dog in Greek mythology.
>>13840008Rules of nature
>>13840083A typical dungeon is a single subterranean room. Not all prisons are dungeons.Get your hellholes right nigga
>>13840078Did she say "Ponyville"?Huh, that changes things then. While it's probably miscontinuity that wasn't considered, that is a fair confirmation that ponyville is indeed hundreds of years old, until otherwise given more detail. Thank you.
>>13840104Uh, that wasn't said on the show.
>>13840110the terms tend to be pretty interchangeable
>>13840076It wasn't my argument, I just got moderatly peeved at your use of the first person plural, which is terrible and awful and you should stop it.Actual episode title was "Family Appreciation Day", in case you were honestly wondering.
http://i.imgur.com/QkZ4WZ1.pngReposting Lewd thing from last night.
>>13840070>vanilla from beaver anal glandsHuh. did not know that. Though wikipedia say here in the states its use is fairly limited, only roughly 300 pounds consumed a year. Could you imagine how many beaver anuses you would need a year to meet demand if it was widely consumed?
>ponies live longer than humans>ponies have magic>ponies have cooperationIf humans knew about any portals to equestria they would close them or use them to wipe ponies outand keep a few unicorns for research
>>13840112That or twilight simply had her facts wrongwhich is entirely possible
>>13840112Yes, she specifically said Ponyville.
>>13840070did you know doughnuts are made from pony anuses?
>>138401212/10 wouldnt save
>>13840124Fuck that. I will live them and revoke my ways. I will learn to eat hay and use an outhouse.Daces With Ponies
>>13840112It's a poorly written childrens show that doesn't deserve anyone's attention. It's probably a continuity error that'll be retconned when applejack calls granny smith a hundred years old.
>>13840118Oh, and to follow up, as much as I enjoy speculating on show discussion, trying to stick any kind of timeline to the show is fucking bonkers at this point. It's just not something they're very consistent with.
>>13840118I was talking about your original arguement about the age of ponyville. This guy >>13840112gave a reasonable quote and actually lended himself useful to the conversation, which you have yet to do besides give an episode name.
>>13840128Not in the context of canon.What you see there isn't open for interpretation.
>tfw no ponymart
>Big fucking demonic dog.>Fluttershy gives it belly rubs.Yes, best guard dog ever.
>>13840151>canon isn't open for interpretationget a load of this show worshipping brony
>>13840114Hey, you're right!Wait a minute, they also didn't say that they were the Tartarus and Cerberus from Greek mythology on the show, either!They could be Tartarus and Cerberus from Persona 3!
>>13840159>it's terrorizing a town until Fluttershy shows up>Fluttershy, the dragontamer and the pony that could stare a cockatrice downYes, it's a good guard dog you idiot.
>>13840159It's fluttershy dude. That's her element. Plus, I'm pretty sure it's mythological canon that it can be put to sleep with pretty music? ?maybe thats just harry potter So it's not much of a stretch
>>13840171and easily distracted by a simple ball
>>13840171Bullshit it's a good guard dog.We don't even know if the owner is even black!
>>13840153W-what's anon going to do with that bon?
>>13840148>I was talking about your original arguement about the age of ponyvilleI literally just said that wasn't me. >>13840056 is my first post on the matter ITT.>>13840147 is my second post as well.
>>13840180it's supposed to keep monsters in, not ponies outdo you think police dogs are shitty because they nuzzle up to officers
Can someone post that picture of Rainbow Dash's butt?
>>13840168You're wrong, but it's your right to be wrong.
>>13840170YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
>>13840029Unf, more like this?
>>13840183i get that you're trying to be le /b/ edgey but that died out a while ago
>>13840180No one ever said Cerbersus was smartFor fuck sakes, he lets people in and out of the underworld in mythology all the time. A man got in by playing a lyre. What dog do you know was ever distracted by a lyre?
>>13840193>canon>created by humans>prone to error>can be vagueit's open to interpretation you inflexible autist.
>This argument about what a place talked about in the show is or isn't.And you said we couldn't make this into a podcast.
>>13840142I didn't really like how it came out either.
>>13840201I bet you could 'sick' it on towns using a laser pointer.
>>13840121awfuly, simply awful
>>13840205Only if LK and Gypsy get a big button they get to press whenever somebody says a buzzword, their descretion.
>>13840205I'd fucking love to participate in an MLPG podcast
>>13840203What you see on the show is canon, what you think it >implies is headcanon.It's not hard.Your headcanon is that you believe Twilight made a mistake, she didn't and the show didn't say it, but that's what you believe.
>>13840220...That's a great concept. Probably an accurate one too. Someone draw it.
Does anyone have that one picture of Rainbow Dash's butt?
>>13840170>>13840194>On the next episode of My Little Pony>Twilight and the gang have to save Ponyville.....again!>This time fighting the legendary Mara!>"Twilight, I really don't want to get near that thing.">"It's not 'a thing' Dash, its the personification of all the terrible base impulses of the world! Only we can stop it, but only if we work together and PINKIE IE PLEASE GET OFF OF THOSE!">"But they're fun to swing from!">"This is serious! Stop dicking around!"
>>13840226If they did this...? I think I would too.But I don't really see why I should be on any more than any other anon who would want to be on.
>>13840142>>13840221Well what's bad about it so I can do better next time?
>>13840249I think we should hold tryoutspeople with good banter and good voices would win
>>13840235creating a headcanon is interpreting the canon idiot. the canon is open to interpretation because it doesn't cover everything and come with a thick book that explains details like "fuck no twilight was right these motherfuckers live for 500 years". there's shit to interpret.headcanons aren't null and void until canon contradicts them no matter how much you hate themthis is fiction 101
>>13840246you a funny guy, Mr. Scrubbles
>>13840249the big thing is, as long as you have something to talk about that is not yourself, you are welcome
>>13840226calling it now if they do make apodcast it will turn into a circlejerk within 15 minutesall they will talk about is what it was like when they joined the fandom
>>13840222>hiatus is almost over>LK still doesn't stram
Just watched EqG. I've been postponing it so I have more content to sustain me. I forgot how good watching new pony feels.That also means that this is the first thread since S3 finale. What's new?
>>13840256everything looks flat as a pancake
To elaborate,The podcast isn't just for the general, you'd be sharing it with the entire board of horrible people.
>>13840226http://lkextrastuff.tumblr.com/post/62832971227/whats-that-stuff-about-a-podcast-or-somthinFunny you should mention that because it's gonna happen.
>>13840286I didn't think it was possible, but now it sounds even worse
>>13840275>"So I heard you like ponies">"Celestia thinks that you're a danger to our way of life">"And that you might seduce good mares away from the magic of friendship">"So we're wiping your memories and turning you into an average stallion if you don't get the fuck out of equestria right now"
>>13840256Make your lines smootherFluttershy's mane looks almost edgy and also their faces and snouts could use some work anatomically
>>13840286who said that?
>>13840262Headcanons aren't in the show, as a result they aren't canon.
>>13840269What's it like to be a doomsayer?
>>13840292>would like to honestly discuss the show with some other mlpg's but can't cause contributorGreat
>>13840298Chrysalis stop taunting the bronies
>>13840256fluttershy's hair is really goofy looking, I think it might be too long. maybe try adding in the hair lines too.I don't like the way you draw the lightning bolt shape thing on their hindlegs either, it makes their legs look too thick. derpy's body is just sloping downward, ponies are supposed to be beans.derpy's wings are too long and thin and Fluttershy's are too high upthe snouts are weird, and derpy's tongue is just wack. i'll try to redline some things, but I'm not a good artist.
>>13840268>>13840257I could do that.God knows where I'd record though, I don't particularly feel like being interrupted by any body while talking animatedly about which My Little Pony is canon biggest slut
>>13840304but they're an interpretation of the canonthe canon has things that can be interpreted. you said it didn't, or that there was a law banning interpreting it which is bullshit.
>>13840270>It's been almost 1 year since Renne Quest endedCan't handle it
>>13840308Why does being a contributor make a difference?
>>13840306a lovely mix of arrogance and accomplishment when you're always right about everything ever
>>13840275ComicCon Previews http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58 Twilight Princess to the comicsSeason 4 in November
>>13840321>LK in charge of not ruining quests forever
>>13840298>anon starts running>"NOT FAST ENOUGH NERD">anon practically dies and turns into a pony with anon's temperament
Another night another thread but always boop
who's going to be your favorite princess at the end of the showcelestia, luna, cadance, twilight sparkle, pinkie pie, applejack, rainbow dash, rarity, or fluttershy?
>>13840321>tfw missed out on all of renne quest because the really vague OP never really felt inviting
>>13840325Because you'll get called out for circlejerking even if you talk entirely about the show; cause you'll most likely be talking about the show with other contributors which automatically apparently makes it circlejerking and attention whoring.
>>13840331but he didn't
>>13840332IsIs this someones fetish
>Celestia: So that isn't an enemy base?>Twilight: No, it appears to be an ordinary civilian settlement.>Celestia: I see, so what exactly should we do about this?>Twilight: I think we should just leave them in peace. >Celestia: But, they're the subjects of Black Spiral, doesn't that mean that they are also evil?>Twilight: You know, I don't think it necessarily does.....
>>13839885i knew it
>>13840315There's nothing to interpret.Ponyville has been doing WWU without magic for hundreds of years. The only thing there to make assumptions about is whether it was 200-999 years.You're basically making up fanfiction and denting canon events by saying that Twilight was wrong.
>>13840302Anon did.Just then.Because Anon is making shit up.
>>13840121People only stick their tongue out for licking for show. When people really lick things they're much closer to it and the tongue doesn't go much outside the mouth.
>>13840339Princess Rarara of fucking course
>>13840361there's also the unknown duration of an equestrian year
>>13840367I thought Rararararara was already a princessShe's prettier than the other princesses.
>>13840310It's alright, don't trouble yourself too much.I frankly wasn't happy with it when I finished it.
>>13840343You get called out for circlejerking if you post with a fucking trip on here.Man up you walking vagina.Unless you sound like you have downs, then don't bother.
>>13840343You could just show up as anon.Unless they recognize your voice or some shit, in which case you've probably played hats with them anyway, so they are unlikely to give a shit about "circlejerking".
How would you guys feel if someone called Rarity Rarara on the show?
>>13840376That's a damn good point. We don't know how many days/weeks/months are in the equestrian year.
>>13840226>I'd fucking love to participate in an MLPG podcast
>>13840390I would appreciate itIt's so much fun to say. Imagine Pinkie saying it for as long as she can.Rararararararararararara~
>>13840361that was not the problem, the problem is the other implicaton that comes with family apreciation day that ponies live for stupid long ammounts of time
>>13840393its a normal year
>>13840375I have a hard time believing that.
>>13840387I don't think it's possible to "show up" on a podcast as anon, unless no one else in the podcast says who you are.
>>13840390>someoneProbably ponk would be the one to say it with a straight face
>>13840353>COMMANDER OF THE SPESS MAHREENS: THEY AAH HERETICS. WE MUST EXTAMINATUS THEEEHM.>Twilight: Shining please>COMMANDER OF THE SPESS MAHREENS: WHO IS SHINING AHMAH? I AHM COMMANDAH WHITEHOOORN SHIELFLAHNK APPOINTED BY THA GOD EMPRAHS OF PONYKIIIIND>Celestia: Please, what would cadence say?>SISTER OF BUTTLE: WE SHOULD EXTERMANATUS ZHEM>COMMANDER OF THE SPESS MAHRENS: YES, FOR THA EMPRAHSES GLORY
>>13840226>>13840292I'm not really for attention whoring myself. But I do have the equipment to participate in something like this. How would I go about it?
>>13840406The only problem is that you don't want to suspend your disbelief that ponies live for upwards of 1000 years.
>>13840398>laura b candydollNOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEFUCK YOUThis cunt has been posting this picture for god knows how long. He's a legit pedo.
>>13840407Is there proof to that?I don't think there's proof to thatI remember seeing a calander in the show, in WWU, but that only showed a single month with standard days and weeks, if I remember right. Who know how many months it is? Maybe it's seven or something?Can you confirm it otherwise?
>>13840306>What's it like to be a doomsayer?All the doom saying about MLP and the fandom have turned out right.
>>13840408you figured her out. when you get close, she'll chew on your hair.
>>13840423Suspending disbelief is for dweebs that don't have autism
So can just any be on this podcast? I'd have fun with that
>>13840424>This cunt has been posting this picture for god knows how long. He's a legit pedo.Who? What? Who's posting what?
>>13840436As long as you have Skype, I would assume yeah.
>>13840433How? I really have no idea about any specifics here
>>13840424She is Syrian. Please save her.
>>13840409Exactly.Just say, "Howdy, I'm anon." or whatever. Supposedly, if regular anons will be on the show, you could just get in as one of them/us.Assuming anons WILL be on the show, of course. If not, then >>13840386 is pretty much your best option.
>>13840424Isn't candydoll full of 14-16 year olds? That's objectively not pedoThat's legal in most of europe and a lot of american states
>>13840446Or shit, whoever is fucking running it.Do you need me to hold your hand when you piss too?
>>13840412>ponk>>13840390it would be dumb and why would i care? It's a kids show
3rd anniversary of the show is in 8 days and I saw that /mlp/ was doing stuff for it, so I was wondering.Anything special planned here for the 10th?
>>13840450I'm sure that information will be released once they have everything sorted out.
>>13840423because that's retarded and opens up a giant holehow did everyone collectively forget about nightmare moon or the crystal empire if they only disapeared 1000 years ago and ponies live for so long?the simple resolution is that ponies don't live that long and twilight simply was incorrect about how old ponyville is.
>>13840424>knowing an candydoll name just from the piclook in the mirror my friend
>>13840460We're gonna fuck ponies
>>13840455Apparently horses have been known to bit ears off
>>13840430I'm aware, I won't be sleeping that close to her anymore. I'll just speak with her sister in my dreams instead.
>>13840459>I have a stick up my ass and I enjoy it
>>13840469the stupid bastards
>>13840465>>13840456Her name Lera anyways, and she's 15.
>>13840464Or that living ponies from that era were too young to know about Nightmare Moon as anything but stories that they stopped taking seriously.
>>13840462Oh ok everything is still being set up then.I'll just keep an ear out for it and brush up on some talking points, I guess. I'm not great, but I always like to help and I really do have a terrific mic for this sort of thing
>>13840474not online and see what happens
>>13840464They didn't forget.1000 years is a long time, I haven't met anyone who has lived that long so I'm not sure how well memory works at that age.There is no problem there.
>>13840482I've got a rockband micit isn't terrible
Rainbow Dash says imitation is the best form of flattery
>>13840460Maybe we should all make a big card/collage?
>>13840424>Not liking Lera reaction images
I think you guys are just threatened by the idea of a fictional species from an idealistic kids show being better than real humansWhich is about as silly as being scared of being eaten by tyranids and raped by zerg
>>13840470Just speak? Or would you cuddle her too?
>>13840482Yeah, take the time until we get some info on this bad chicken and practice up.Hell, more people do it too!All you have to do is know how to talk to people. That isn't hard, right?
>>13840460I'm gonna masturbate
>>13840485what the fuck did just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals.
>>13840498>"Hey everyone! Look at me, I'm Rainbow Dash! Uhoh, going to fall down and take a ten hour nape again! Oooops!"
>>13840514Total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13840504Why not both?Only if she'd want to.
>>13840498Are you sure it isn't smelling her terribly sweaty socks?
>>13840503>not feeling inadequate because you're not as cool as fictional people and hollywood actors>2013
this horse just won 1st place for biggest dick
>>13840507>That isn't hard, right?Have you seen what people post?
The best rappers would be Fluttershy or Rara>inb4 dresses and bits and my pet cat i supposefuk off m8
The podcast should be a video podcast!So we can oogle at the beautiful, attractive people from MLPG.
>>13840503>Raped by zerg>Implying anything they do would qualify as rape to me>Dem mandibles
>>13840535I'd be down, I'm pretty attractive.
>>13840521What if she cuddled while you were awake then followed you into your dreams to cuddle you there too?
>>13840543Sounds sexy.She's a sexy pony.
>>13840499Something like the thank you card here?https://derpibooru.org/336014
>>13840530That horse knows it's getting some later.
>>13840275Had a few good parts
>>13840532>Have you seen what people post?...Hehehehehehe....>One hour of two good hosts.>And the guest, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiUmkgUihi8
>>13840507Yeah I'll be up for it I guess, depending on scheduling and how things pan out.An announcement on the sub might be a good go to place to check on status and information.And I won't circle jerk. I don't follow enough of the contributors enough, anyway. I have a lot of opinions and thoughts on just the show and comics to discuss. Maybe even tell a joke or two
>>13840543That'd be pretty swell.
this is what a medically obese horse looks like
>>13840551>all those lazy faggots that just submitted image macrosyou'd have like 50 images if you cut those out
>>13840543>tfw people cap your post>it's not the cool one in the capI bet it's not a lot. Like, half a jug, tops, and you're dead
>>13840570so, like Rarity?
>>13840559>Twilight has wingsThis still annoys me. The show is dead.
>>13840570How do you know it doesnt just have a tiny horse in it?