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>>13827309

Dash felt left out when everyone but herself has a pet. Was it right for Rainbow Dash to hole a race for getting the best pet? What animal do you think would fit better for Dash in that race? Was it Turtle or tortoise?
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>>13831757
you're mam
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>>13831757
nigga who fucking knows?
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>>13831757
All tortoises are turtles.
Not all turtles are tortoises.
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Why is it so dead?
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markerararara
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DON'T EVER POST THAT OP AGAIN!
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>>13831835
we're slowly being saved
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>>13831832
it feels more appropriate to specify the tortoise as a tortoise
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>>13831757
Damn, I'm in early this time!
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>>13831844
what
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nightmare night soon
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>>13831840
>Shipping show characters with your OC
Absolutely discussing.
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FLUGEL DEL FREIGHEIT
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HOW FAST IS THIS HORSE?
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>>13831863
>tfw boku no titans is on hiatus now
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>>13831843
WHATS THAT?
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>>13831857
What if Celestia goes as Nightmare Moon this year?
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>>13831857
Nightmare Night isn't for a while thankfully. I still need to get my Naked Snake costume together.
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>>13831873
It is?
Time for me to watch it now!
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>>13831873
Everything I love is on hiatus. While things I don't care enough to pay attention to are back, like Korra.
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I wish I could be be in the front row of a mac product unveiling press conference, just so when they go "dis new macbook is 11 percent thinner!! :DDD" I could stand up and yell "WHO GIVES A SHIT".
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>>13831903
I enjoy being a huge autist and monumental dickhead too.
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pony kind of likes you
pony kind of hopes you like him too
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>>13831914

But seriously though that's the only thing they have to advertise shit with.
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>>13831935
>him
I'm about to hurt pony's feelings
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>>13831951
>>13831935
Yeah, we can still hang out though.
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>>13831885
Her butt would never be up to the required standard
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>>13831982
Is that a challenge, sister?
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>>13830592
I didn't even notice the crown until I saw the arrow pointing to it
that ass 2 fat
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>>13831885
She'd have to do that silhouette darkening thing she, Big Mac, and Luna did in the comics.
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>>13831999
She's got the fattest butt when she gets enough love.
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>>13831990
No... Just a fact.
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Rigor mortis gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure serving with you.
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>>13832074
Death is not the end
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ONE MONTH
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>>13831798
>gender =/= gender

goddamn that made my throw up my coffee
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>>13832074
Death is just the beginning.
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>>13832096
I want twilight to mindrape me to death and raise my corpse to serve her for eternity
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>>13832108
One month?
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>>13832068
We'll just see...about that.
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>>13832132
Do you really?
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>>13832074

You can still save us anon

summon the pone
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>>13832132
Oh goodie, the Twifu fags are jacking off to the thought of her mind raping them for eternity again.
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>>13832149
pony is not allowed outside
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Arise, General
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>>13832149
That pony is so happy to go into the basement.
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>>13832141
yes
relieve me of the flesh burden
tether my soul to yours and command my bones
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>>13832169
Well, then MOVE YOUR DEAD BONES BONES BONES
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>>13832149
is that berry punch's sober sister
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There's a skeleton inside you right now.
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>>13832184
I don't believe you.
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>>13832184
I know. I've accepted her and we're having a cup of tea right know.
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>>13832184
thats 3 spooky anon
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>>13832205
>her
i'm bored
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>>13832164
>>13832158

Pony IS NOT for basement anon. It voids the warranty and makes pony unhappy.

>>13832183

Only if she has pegasuseses in her family
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>>13832224
>i'm bored
Hm, what?
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>>13832225
Pony is only not for basement if pony is happy to wear clothes. It's in the pony manual.
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>>13832224
rub one out to best pony
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What are you doing for Rartober?
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>>13832276
HAHA
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>ctrl+f "pinkie"
>0 of 0
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>>13832302
>ctrl+f "pinkie"
>1 of 2
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>>13832132
>Not becoming a the warlock Twilight privately trained throughout the year
>Not forging your own staff from the flesh of fallen anons
>Not secretly plotting against her while putting on the facade of a ruthless warlock/magic understudy
>Not travelling deep within sprawling Everfree, subduing some large timberwolves as "war dogs" and finding some diamond dogs to help you in your counter attack
>Not making her your slave a few months before completely mind-wiping her and sending her into the gates of tartarus
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>>13832302
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>>13832229
i was gonna start the whole
>girl on the internet
troll, but then i realized how bored i must be to even consider that
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http://lkextrastuff.tumblr.com/post/62832971227/whats-that-stuff-about-a-podcast-or-somthin
it's happening
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>>13832308
can I still be a skeleton?
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>>13832312
Haven't you heard about female skeletons? You should spend a little while in a skeleton community, you'd learn quite a few things.
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>>13832276
>Not posting the gif
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>>13832323
Neat
What's a test run in that context?
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Evens:MLPG
Odds:BF4 Beta
Dubs:Sleep
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>>13832332
I like the part where she snuggle those dolls closely.
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>>13832323
This is going to blow up so badly I'm going to laugh.
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>>13832332
worst ship by far
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>>13832308
Sasuke, pls
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>>13832355
Either it blows up, generating entertaining drama, or it will be entertaining. It's a win-win situation.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQZdG99UYw
I can't
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>>13832375
The pacing is very strange.
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>>13832309
That looks really ugly
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>>13832352
I want to do that to pone.
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Time of beb: 4:36 pm
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>>13832399
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>>13832367
>>13832355

Its just a couple of people BSing with eachother about MLPG or something in podcast form. Maybe I am missing something but I don't see what exactly there is to blow up
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1 2 3 4
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>>13832375
Whats with the skull part? Why is that even needed here?
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>>13832428
Anon will find a way. I guarantee it.
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>>13832422
>you will never have a big coltfriend
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>>13832428
Inevitably at least one of the two shitposters will jump on the opportunity, more accurately they already have.
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>>13832428
I'm betting he's talking about shitposting about circlejerking and shit.
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>>13832443
It was the missing no joke from older pokemon games
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>>13832428
>podcast happens
>everyone is having a good time
>sentenal shows up
>thread derails
>podcast turns into a meatball
>LK become Chief Ramsey
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>>13832393
i fucking hated this quest, the whole thing was stupid, i hate it when people draw Pinkie being coy
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>>13832375
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/1/439434__solo_oc_animated_questionable_solo+female_semi-dash-grimdark_gif_button%27s+mother_flash_thermometer_artist-colon-rip.gif

Despite everything this animation is really really good.
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>tfw no pony's hair will ever be as fabulous as mega Ampharos'
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>>13832485
Hah what
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>>13832503
I can't help but feel like I've seen that "stroking" animation somewhere else.
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>>13832503
>http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/1/439434__solo_oc_animated_questionable_solo+female_semi-dash-grimdark_gif_button%27s+mother_flash_thermometer_artist-colon-rip.gif
And then she died of Mercury poisoning
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>>13832375
the whole Buttom's Nom thing is the latest form of awful
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>>13832503
why do americans always draw the mercury inside a thermometer red?

its silver
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>>13832508
Instead of >feeling, celebrate and bask in theglam metal glory that is Mega Ampharos
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>>13832534
>>13832541
It's not mercury or silver you idiots. American thermometers use alcohol with red dye.
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>>13832503
Good, okay... But really really good? I wouldn't go that far.
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Any surreal MLP fan art? Strange and bizarre versions of the world and other such things?
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>>13832555
you guys can't even have real thermometers can you?
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>>13832450
That is the only cutest thing in that video.
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>>13832551
I guess.
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>>13832566
Well BCS drew retarded things trying to be 3deep5u around a month ago, maybe two months. Check her tumblr or DA if you are feeling brave.
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>>13832568
Chocolate eggs are banned here cause some retard kid choked on them, whatda you think?
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>>13832501
Why are you so angry and hostile all the time, anon?
Why can't you just enjoy loving cute pones?
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Pony wouldn't do drugs at all.
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>>13832428
MLPG people are not interesting enough for a podcast

There is already an annoying amount of contributor worship in these threads, and this podcast business will just multiply it
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>>13832566
Well, I have this
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>>13832589
It won't be about MLPG people, as I've understood.
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>>13832428
>>13832453
Right on time >>13832589
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>>13832555
>American thermometers use alcohol with red dye.
I already knew that. I just wanted to make that comment.
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>>13832582
Everyone is doing it wrong. They use Pinkie to project
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>>13832503
>this
>good
Go back to sucking tiaras fat smegmafilled cock somewhere else, away from mlpg
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>>13832598
That was a nice comment, Anon.
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>>13832503
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>>13832581
soon you will need to pay a license to have forks in your house

>>13832598
didnt know that until this thread, i always assumed they were just drawn that way because CARTOONS.

the more i know
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>>13832610
that's not how you smear
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>>13832610
>he doesnt know about frame smurs
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>>13832594
It's about MLPG people, not just MLPG

It's basically going to be an off topic skype call, but recorded for others to listen to.
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>>13832566
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Friendship_is_Magic/1
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13832610
>judging animation on a single frame
Haha
I bet you think smear frames are animation errors
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>>13832610
Don't talk about animation if you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about whatsoever
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>>13832581
What? I buy chocolate eggs every Easter. Is my wal-mart trafficking illegal sugary sweets?
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I did this dumb thing
Critique?
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>>13832623
>It's basically going to be an off topic skype call, but recorded for others to listen to.
With much more structure than a regular skype call, I hope.
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>>13832610
But that's a smear
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>>13832428
It's two friends podcasting that might bring in some more mlpg people to guest star

mlpg thinks this means they have their own private podcast and they're all apart of it
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>>13832450
Oh my. I didn't think it would reach here that fast xD
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>>13832633
I dunno
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>>13832633
if no one critiqued when you posted it the first time, no one's going to care this time.
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>>13832638
>make an error
>it was intentional guise
Try to convince me a human would draw something like that intentionally.
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>>13832631
>YOU WERE A PONY ONCE!
>A PONY!
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>>13832578
I'd probably let mega ampharos fuck me
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>>13832632
only the Kinder brand chocolate eggs were banned because they come with little pointy plastic toys inside which americans eat whole because they can't into chewing their aliments, it killed some retarded kid and bam, b&
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>>13832633
no magic of friendship
-100/10
at least you added celest's wings
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>>13832633
Wow, that is extremely old. The template you use, I mean.
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>>13832616
I only learned last week that putting cucumber slices on your face and eyes is actually a real thing for beauty masks and not just a cartoon gag
I was stunned, it was more or less the same thing if someone told me that if an anvil falls on your head, your body actually becomes an accordion
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>>13832622
>>13832626
>>13832631
>>13832638

No, that's not a smear frame
Notice the clear outlines of an unfinished face and leg
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>>13832653
http://animationsmears.tumblr.com/
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>>13832604
What, you think she wouldn't get coy when being sheckshual?
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>>13832645
fuck off
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>>13832633
It's a bit sketchy.
I really like the Celestia and the last panels.
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>>13832659
>candy with pointy plastic toys inside

Well no fucking wonder they're banned
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>>13832653
u wanna fkn go m8
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>>13832670
It's a joke smear. Look at the face, it's clearly a frame meant to be found.
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>>13832686
they point that fact out in every single advertisement they make
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>>13832632
I think it's just Kinder&Ferrero stuff. I pity you, americans.
They also used to rape other toys like in this gif

>>13832657
10/10 reference
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>>13832697
>human poses
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>>13832631
>>13832690

Those smear frames clearly implied motion
>>13832610
Is an unfinished frame
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>>13832633
I like that Celestia. I would buy her a cake to cheer her up!
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>>13832669
>it was more or less the same thing if someone told me that if an anvil falls on your head, your body actually becomes an accordion

it... it doesn't?

>>13832686
the whole selling point of Kinder eggs is the toy inside, its on the TV commercials AND stated in both the box and the paper wrapping it, not only through text but through imagery of white middle class kids playing with the things, how american do you have to be to miss all that and eat the thing whole?
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>>13832676
coy, stupid, retarded
yes, i expect better from Pinkie. Just erase her whole personality anyways, for the sake of moving your unimaginative plot. The "total slave" guy has more imagination when it comes to sexual Pinkie.
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Fuzzy
Quivering
Butts
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>>13832708
OT3
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>>13832375
Just everything about the animation was terrible
ugh
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>>13832568
Is it really a bad thing that our thermometers won't kill us if they break?
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>>13832621
Oh my god pinkie
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>>13832708


fetishization of homosexuality? you mean…

you mean how lesbian porn is shot and directed towards men?

and in 90% of media that has the decency to show a lesbian relationship a character unironically finds it sexy and we’re supposed to laugh and agree with that character?

and how the representation of girl on girl relationships is so underdeveloped because many consider lesbians to be a taboo?

OH NO YOU MEAN A TEENAGE GIRL WROTE JOHNLOCK FANFICTION OH WELL IN THAT CASE.
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>>13832566

I don't have bizarre, but I have a special little stash of neat styles.
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>>13832610
It looks like a rabbit
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>>13832753
wat
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>>13832764
>if Ross could draw good.jpg
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>>13832697
I dislike that animator
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>>13832375
>>13832503
>tiara gets money for someone else's animation
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Pony wouldn't smoke pot.
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>>13832748
>slapping off Pinkie when offered
That anon deserve no pony at all.
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>>13832764
I know this isn't it, but goth pank is really cute
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>>13832764
hello, late 90's
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>>13832724
What the fuck is going on in that gif?
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>>13832764
Who turned Tuck into a pony?
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>>13832735
Alrighty then.
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I've married my little pony
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>>13832610
That was a joke smear, it was meant to be found.
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>>13832764
i have a bunch of folders of drawing styles i like for reference.
the second largest folder in the pone section is ghost's stuff
;_;
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>>13832809
uhuh
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>>13832805
Me too. I'm very happy with Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13832796
cat-eared robot girl thing toy eats chocolate egg, builds transformer toy, is attacked by transformer toy, knocks transformer toy over to assert dominance.
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>>13832809
I summon tiarawhy in defense mode!!
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>>13832809
>it was intentional
>i'm totally not a shitty hack cock sucking asdnnnuwefneffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Stylized pony!
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>>13832822
Twilight sparkle is nonsexual, though
My little pony isn't
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>>13832697
I feel like that could have gone a lot better
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>>13832809
how much money have you received on september alone?
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>>13832809
What's it like living in a solid gold mansion?
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>>13832782
Fluffy is much better not only at aniating, but also at "being a decend human being"ing.
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>>13832809
hue/10

>>13832829
No
There was rape
A lot of off-scene rape
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>>13832841
You don't know Twilight Sparkle very well, do you?
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>>13832830
oh you want to play yugioh?
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>>13832809
shouldnt you be drinking vodka right now or something
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>>13832850
No, your animation is terrible and you're a cunt.
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>>13832861
N-NO
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tell me, what's more of a shitpost

this
>>13832809

or these
>>13832830
>>13832836
>>13832845
>>13832852
>>13832865


http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuuocoONN1JY8xuQQo0qeaPQZ5yNw2DWKt_QmhrZiBH-9ILUpqkloH5CnyUtnwmSw9Nxfess9Zr1q97jsV-ZLI3sP55rpSRZyYwrvv7DuuTrPgc-g5Q5gk_aFRFHvJ18N3p74Hfi1tGgzE00vhi8E4zKW0gMnmEsViv9_Ij1sj_2--F_oo4
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what draw?

Expect terrible beginner to tablets drawing.

Also how the fuck to you guys make such nice pretty even circles with a graphics tablet...paper is a lot easier than this.
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>>13832850
Fluffy may be stiff but its way better than someone who crealy worships John K
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>>13832861
fuk off m8
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>>13832809
Are you planning to die soon? I hope so.
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>>13832860
I know that horse pretty well, actually.
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>>13832836
It's just held for 2 frames between the 2 smears
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>>13832885
scootaloo and featherweight
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>>13832881
fuck off Tiarawhy
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>>13832783
time

to die
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>>13832885
Use your shoulder to make the strokes instead of just wrist movements. Also practice a lot.
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>>13832900
You don't know her as well as I do.
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>>13832885
I don't. Perfect circles are for hacks
Potatoes all the way bro.

Jokes aside, I've often see the trick of drawing a big black circle and erasing the inside with a pen size slightly smaller.

Also draw a Chrysalis please.
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>>13832902
no one cares
it sucked
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>>13832927
Apparently you care
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>>13832375
That was terrible
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>>13832805
>>13832822
>>13832841
>>13832860
>>13832900
>>13832916
And now we're the Sonic fandom.
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>>13832845
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>>13832783
>>13832910
and then this donation thing.
tiara really knows how to scam people.
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>>13832927
i thought it was ok
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>>13832922
>Jokes aside, I've often see the trick of drawing a big black circle and erasing the inside with a pen size slightly smaller.
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>>13832927
it wasn't that bad, i just hate it because Buttom's Nom
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>>13832916
I know all there is to know about my little Purple
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>>13832708
is it badly drawn or what? Nobody seems to find this interesting. No unf?
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>>13832927
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>>13832943
>2012
OLD
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>>13832941
>now
Also what is every fandom ever
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>>13832941
Stop trying to shit on the Sonic fanbase by comparing them to us, they're quite respectable people.
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>>13832944

holy shit he knows how to market to gullible fucking bronies, if anything it's admirable

how blind can you fucking be
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>>13832957
The heads are strange. A bit flat for ponies. And look at the size of the slut's neck!
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>>13832937
>>13832947
>>13832955
>being tiaradrones
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>>13832956
Can you post the one where she's like "i told him his story was cool, but it wasn't"
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>>13832941
we should all just pretend to be fluttershy like you do
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>>13832968
fight fire with fucking holocaust nuclear aids ebolapox

u guess
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>>13832958
Cutest
Smartest
All-around second best filly
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>>13832956
But she's not your little purple.
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>>13832958
How many people you've murdered yet?
Were their corpses good?
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>>13832944
What's wrong with donation things? Everyone gets a product and people who want to donate can. I don't see the problem, it's not like he's keeping it behind a paywall and making you pirate it instead.
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>>13832978
I do not save macros of my little Purple, sorry.
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>>13832978
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>>13833008
Stop trying to argue with retards
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Pony made weed brownies and only told you after you ate them.

How do you react?
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>>13833003
Oh i know, that's not what i meant.
This one is mine now.
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How does a dead artist come back to life?
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>>13833008
Nothing is wrong with donations.

There's plenty of wrong with giving money to tiara, though.
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>>13833015
what a sadistic little purple horse
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3EdUk8QXzc

>one-punch man concept based on real shit

well damn
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>>13833032
Twilight Sparkle and I wish you two happiness.
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>>13832957
I dunno. Concept should be unf, but lots of little things about it just kill it for me.Too shiny, Rarity doesn't have a mouth, Applejack's face is weird, Rarity's whole head doesn't look right to me, the blushes are more like bloodied scratches.
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>>13833031
Hah.. A talking horse.. Hahahah
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>>13833031
pretend to be high because placebo effect
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>>13833031
Bash pone's head into the wall and stomp on pone's neck until there is no more twitching.

Leave a note saying "pony poisoned me and now I must take her life and my own"

Then shoot myself in the head
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>>13833031
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>>13833031
Joke's on the pony, I switched all the weed brownies with cocaine coated cookies.
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REMEMBER

DON'T RESPOND

REPORT

AND HIDE
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Pony is not having an A1 day

what do
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>All these people who are okay with poisoning
I bet you were okay with those kids who sold weed brownies at a school bake sell
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>>13833085
I fucking love that gif.
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http://vimeo.com/35600638
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>>13833051
Twilight Purple can tell me so herself.
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>>13833101

Tell pony to stop quoting current memes in an attempt to seem relevant.
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>>13833008
the donation raffle thing is pretty shady. i think its even illegal in most places.
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>>13833101
w-well i-i'm sorry, y-you want me to reccomend another car wash?
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Why is she so perfect, MLPG?
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>>13833050
Man, fuck that documentary. 20 seconds in and it's already sensory overload.
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>>13833109
Looks like something a dumb pothead would come up with.
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>>13833132
...Who?
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>>13833008

I don't wanna look it up. What's the donation thing? What's being offered and what's the price limits?
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>>13832676
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
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>>13833138
The sharpshooter was pretty neat. Nailed a really tiny thing in midair.
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>>13833110
She's busy right now. Maybe you can visit us later.
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>>13833109
you were on /x/ yesterday too
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>>13833167
Fine fine.
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>>13833161
Donate 5$ or above, and a random winner will be chosen. Winner will get a custom animation done by Tiara and Mittsies. Doesn't say how long of an animation, only that the characters has to be from the show, and that some fetish restrictions may apply.
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Pony insists on not being cummed on her face
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>>13833161
Pay 5 bucks to enter a rafle for a full complete animation. The winner will be picked on random on live stream.
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pony ate your snacks
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>>13833119
what if you go to equestria and your favorite pony is a huge meme and tiarawhy lover?
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>>13833192
>>13833196

Ah.
That's not bad at all honestly. Pretty smart. I would've priced it lower I think.
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>>13833193
>inb4 I came on pony's face
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>>13833206
I have no snacks
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>>13833213
Bronies throw money at anything though. If anything he could have priced higher.
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Would anyone like a draw request?
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>Terraria 1.2 has a Pinkie Pie human NPC that sells party goods
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>>13833216
Well, duh, pony ate them.
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>>13833225
Scootaloo wearing a hat.
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>>13833225
Rainbow Dash scared and shaking from behind
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>>13833232
no I mean I never had snacks to begin with
I am a very poor man
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>>13833192
i hope they choose the winner by looking through the tumblrs of the donators and choosing someone who isnt a complete retard. you dont want some idiot winner choosing lame ponies with a stupid fetish and making your flash look bad.


im sure someone popular is going to win.
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>>13833207
>not being a cartoon
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>>13833223
It's funny how no one else is still making any fucking flash games to make money off bronies. Everyone here knows how tiaras doing it, why isnt anyone else trying it?
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>>13833238
Arise
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>>13833225
are you asking for requests or if someone is taking requests?
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>>13833223

I don't really see a reason to look down upon him for that then.

It's a market that's profitable, and he's using it smartly. I can't find any reason to dislike someone for being profitable besides jealousy.
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>>13831789
Pinkie pie would robably just make black and orange ones then

maybe ones that taste like candy corn too.
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>>13833225
futa sharks
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>>13833251
Because it's one thing to say how to do it than actually to spend time doing it.
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What if the only way you could travel with pony were like this?
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>>13833255
Huh?
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>>13833271
i'd tell pony not to fret, and that i don't consider pony an animal
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>>13833251
I'm not really interested in making money with something that doesn't interest me.
I also have other projects.
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>>13833273
Fuck off
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>>13833273
It's a /b/ meme
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Would you trust pony enough to crash at your place?
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>>13833287
Sure.
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mspaint is surprisingly fun to scribble with
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>>13833251
Learning to animate is pretty hard work
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>>13833273
Chikun
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>>13833273
Nevermind him, he's from /b/.
He's obsessed with this shit
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>>13833225
Twilight dressed as dantilan
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>you're driving with your windows down blasting Winter Wrap Up when suddenly this horse trailer pulls up right next to your car

>what do
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>>13833271
every time i see this i imagine celestia has a tiny body with giant head

someone draw it out
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>>13833286
>>13833302
>>13833304
Oh that.
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>>13833287
yes
I just need to make sure she doesn't figure out my password
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>>13833299
I miss pre-Seven's paint. It was simpler and less bloated.
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>>13833287
>arrive in my bedroom
what
>implying clothes in my closet
>implying laptop
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>>13833310
Do a 360 and drive out of there
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>>13833271
I would refurnish the inside of that cabin to make it comfy for my pony.
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>>13833287
>implying I have more than a single set of clothes
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>>13833310
>tfw the only thing acceptable to blast in your car is rap music and country
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>>13833287
>someone going through my room when i am out

this is my worst fear in life right now.
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>your favorite pone will never be in Smash Brothers
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I love you.
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>>13833326
For pixel-art, pre-seven paint was much nicer to use.

Aside from the color picker still being crap, I actually have with drawing with these brushes win7 added.
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>>13833350
What are you talking about, they confirmed her a while back.
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>>13833310
yell at them to show tits
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>>13833287
Of course, specially that one.
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>>13833359
thanks Rose, i love you too!
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>>13833348
>implying anyone gives two shits about your collection of dragon dildos
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>>13833365
I actually have fun*
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>>13833366
we can dream, but imagine the scourge it would cause. Pony would be more mainstream than ever
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>>13833366
If she did, she'd probably be only in full princess mode

unless final smashes were back
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>>13833380
>winking Celestia
oh my
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>>13833287
>pony goes through your room and finds your dragon dildos
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>>13833350
Who cares. Sanic is back, and that's all that matters.
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GTA Online
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>>13833365
I only use SAI for pixel art nowadays. But yeah, it's not a bad drawing program.
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>>13833371
>hey Dash have you seen my boxer briefs, they're all missing
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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
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>>13833350
Pone wouldn't want to be in a shitty fighting game series.
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>>13833390
They are back.
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13833395
huh, when did they announce him?
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Dash, please refill the Brita for once.

And pick up your horse panties from the living room. That's disgusting.
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>>13833406
>using briefs
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>>13833438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7w5XUPHFoY

Today nigga
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>>13833287
Sure. I have nothing to hide!

I am more worried if the pony could trust me.
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http://i.imgur.com/XllOUmc.png

Pony just stuck her butt in your window. What do?
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>>13833438
Today
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>>13833443
>horse panties
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>>13833443
Why don't you be a good homemaker and pick up her panties and make her a sandwich
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>>13833468
Close curtains
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pony is secretly a fifth columnist
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>>13833468
Start speaking with her vagina.
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>>13833443
What makes horse panties any different from regular panties?
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>>13833504
>not wanting to live in an egalitarian utopia
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>>13833521
the dimentions and proportions
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>>13833521
They smell like pony.
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>>13833443
QUICK MLPG

LIST THE CONS OF HAVING YOUR FAVORITE PONY AS A ROOMMATE Like bad habits they would have
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>>13833522
WE CLEIGHM PONYVIILLLL IN THE NEIGHM OF THE BLUD REHVENS
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Pony says you're too safe.
Pony complains that you'd rather do nothing
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>>13833521
They expand to cover potentially embarrassing horseboners.
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>>13833542
>Applebloom
Unpredicable schedules and accident prone
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>>13833551
I would take pony on a hike or explore in a wilderness. How about them apples?
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>>13833542
>Rara sama
having to go to bed at a reasonable hour
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Would you go with Rarity on an action packed trip to Detroit?
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>>13833542
>Implying there are any downsides to having best pony as roommate
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>>13833551
Well, I guess pony DOESN'T want to go rapid rafting in Tartarus after all.

Pony is a loser.
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>>13833397
>playing GTA V online
>playing GTA V
>spending money on GTA V
>GTA V
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>>13833542


Everything is a crisis and or/panic worthy

God help you if a spider appears

also flower themed decorations everywhere
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>>13833579
This is why you're alone, you pathetic psychopath
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>>13833577
Say goodbye to any privacy you might have with Pinkie as your roommate
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>>13833542
>Twilight or Zecora

Twilight keeps me up at night with experiments. Of which I'm sometimes unknowingly a subject. On top of that owls are terrifying and spike has burned my sheets three separate times. I have to wipe my internet history every. fucking. hour. Also purple as in my face all the damn time. It's distracting.

Zecora also does experiments but luckily will ask before trying to experiment. The dozen-or-so glowing bottles in the fridge are worrying, though. They've eaten through the glass a few times. Won't teach me about alchemy, and that's a shame. Also I those masks are freaking me out and the fumes aren't helping that fact.
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>>13833586
that pony looks bleached
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>>13832432

I declare a hoof war.
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>>13833542
AJ would get up really early and would probably smell after being out all day working
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>>13833586
I would use this to cause torment to no end.
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>>13833606
she just hasnt hard her morning cup yet
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>>13833542
>Gets mad when you dog-ear book pages
>Gets mad when you don't re-shelve books, even if you're currently reading them
>Tries to force you into a strict schedule
>Drags you out with telekinesis if you refuse to go outside to make friends (assuming humans aren't magic nullifiers and can't learn magic)
>Always beats you at warhammer
>And 40k
>And MtG
>Minmaxes in every RPG
>Uses you to test new spells
>Treats you like spike sometimes, just out of habit

Twilight is a shitty roommate
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>>13833546

Is that Lauren's daughter or something?
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>>13833542
>Cheerilee
She periodically expresses her concern about my unhealthy living habits.
Not that that's necessarily bad, but it will make me feel like crap.
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>>13833546
>you will never stroke her cock
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>>13833610
Is it time?
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>>13833226
really?
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>>13833595
Hey Anon! Why do you have folders full of pony crotchtits on your laptop?
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>>13833542
>Fluttershy
Either she is too afraid to get out of the room or she would whimper that she misses the forests and all her animal friends.
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>>13833655
Why the fuck not? Leave me alone Pinkie I was edging and you ruined it.
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http://i.imgur.com/TxQ9EMP.png
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http://i.imgur.com/1xpqHGG.jpg
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>>13833671
>"what's edging?"
>pinkie will never give you a superspeed deathgrip handjob
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>>13833577
Is there any more of goth pie? I remember a picture where she's excited for a party, catches herself, and sombers up. Shit was 2cute4me
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>>13833625
I can see it.

But Spike would be a total bro.
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>>13833641
And it'd make her feel bad because she wants to help but she knows that she has to let me make my own decisions, unhealthy or not.
And that would make me feel even worse.
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http://i.imgur.com/xgUlzrf.jpg
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>>13833546
>nasty uncleaned teeth
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http://time.gov/

>tfw no more time
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>>13833726
FOR YOU
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>>13833726
FLATLINING
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>>13833542
Probably her laziness would be her bigges con. She could be pretty messy as well, and speed metal 24/7
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>>13833542

which pony roommate would enjoy having casual and emotionless sex with you
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>>13833753
flicky little tail
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Your pony roommate is ___8-Bit____
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>>13833763
Mrs Cake, Gilda or Pinky Pie
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>>13833594
I'm a psychopath for not getting getting gta v? I was already like that before
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>>13833777
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>>13833753
>implying Dash doesn't listen to Motörhead on a constant loop

SPEED FREAK, CAUSE I'M A SPEED FREAK BABY
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>>13833542
>pony roommate
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>>13833397
ps3 or 360?
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>>13833804
Although she is a griffon Gilda is still a pony.
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>>13833802
Good thing I've got noise cancelling studio headphones.
Motörhead is okay but listening to it on repeat would drive me nuts
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>>13833819
griffon is not pony
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>>13833763
>casual emotionless
you mean she's asleep? Because that is my fetish
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Why do I find the "something 2: electric Scootaloo" pony jokes so funny
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>>13833804
>having gilda as your roommate
>ever
I am sure you just want some causal sex from her, but Gilda will force you to do all the cooking and clean. And pay the bills. And berated your every moment.

>>13833819
This anon speaks the truth.
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>>13833542
she would probably wake me up every morning by jumping on me

she is a very excitable pony
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>>13833838
because chikun
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>>13833840
maybe if you don't punch her in the nose first to assert dominance
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sex with Anonymous
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>>13833855
>not kicking her in the ovaries
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>>13832731
>>13832712
You guys are implying children will read the box before they eat what they presume is candy. Especially a retarded kid.
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>>13833836
Griffon is not pony but Gilda is pony.

>>13833837
No, DD. She's not asleep, and you're not raping her.
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>>13833860
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/a662aff701853c1ec1f893d61adbe534/tumblr_mtztuhQ9eQ1sfedtho2_500.png
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>>13833855
She'd just punch you back.
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sex with Bon Bon
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Flavorless posts
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>>13833876
And then we'd have sex
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>>13832686
The "pointy plastic toys" are inside of a huge plastic container. I have no idea how anyone could be retarded enough to try and swallow that.
Actually, you'd need to swallow the whole fucking chocolate egg in one piece to not realize there's plastic in it and that should already be pretty dangerous without the plastic.
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>>13833880
It's good, I like having it.
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sex with hardcover secret belgian binded books
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>>13833862
A+
EXCELLENT
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>>13833894
>I have no idea how anyone could be retarded enough to try and swallow that.
A retarded kid.
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>>13833888
that hurts
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>>13833888
BAM
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>>13833908
The plastic container is big. A kid that's stupid enough to try and swallow it will also sooner or later try to shove its own fist down its throat and die anyway.
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>>13833876
Yeah, that's how any interaction with Gilda usually works. That's part of the appeal.
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sex with shining armor and 8-bit
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>>13833862
>you will never recreate Jackass stunts with Gilda, Dash, and Scootaloo
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Winghugs from Rainbow Dash
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YOU GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE PONY

BUT SHE HAS SOME SLAVIC BLOOD IN HER

WHAT DO
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>>13833922
>throat fisting
thanks for the new fetish, asshole
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Ponies and humans and griffons and diamond dogs and minotaurs and goats and dragons and buffalo and zebras and donkeys and mules and mimickers and deer.
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Gilda is second-best personhorse.
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>>13833586
>it turns out she's one of those motherly types that's constantly pushing baked goods on you
>constantly
>but they taste like shit
>she uses hay in all of them
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>>13833970
>second best
pls
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anal with apples
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>>13833923
It would be nice if the show or the comic introduce a female griffon that isn't as violent as Gilda.
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beb as fuck
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>>13833984
But Gilda was never shown being violent. Aggressive perhaps, but never violent.
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>>13833950
Drink tea and vodka all the time and squat instead of owning furniture

Like I already do

Thanks slavic heritage
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Princess Celestia's fat butt
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>>13833950
>she has some Slavic blood in her

All this means is she will be as adorable as Mascha.
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>>13833950
Is there a pic of Celestia squatting?
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>>13833994
I really don't understand the squatting thing. Someone want to explain?
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>>13833970
And the first?
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>>13833990
That is true, but Gilda leave such a bad stigma that follows her for all these years.

At least that japanese fan comic about gilda was cute and nice, for a change.
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Whatcha gonna do with all those apples?
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>>13833978

Rarity is best.
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Twilight Sparkle requested for you to bring some human literature for her to read to further her understanding on human society.

What do you bring her?
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>>13834039
my dick
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>>13834026
All those apples inside yo'... bapples?
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>>13834039
Guards! Guards!
I tell her it's an accurate retelling of historical events
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>>13834039
La Charca
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>>13834039
Past Sins.
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>>13834039
How to Kill a Mockingbird
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>>13834015
Nowhere to sit outside, nowhere to sit inside. Why else would you be squatting?
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>>13834039
Harry Potter series. And then tell her it's based off a true story.
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>>13834015

the Commies banned chairs and it's a carry-over from the USSR.
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>>13834035
Pinkie is best person horse.
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>>13833954
ta.png
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>>13834039
The Bible, the Quran, 1984, the Odyssey, the Iliad, The hunt for red October, and something by Hemingway.
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>>13834039
franz kafka's collected works, a few history books, and an anatomy/physiology book or two in case she wants to know what human penises do
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Chubby Gilda is now your roommate
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>>13834039
Good Omens
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>>13834080
>bible and quran

most religious people don't care about half the shit in those. she'd just think we stone disobedient children to death and decide what to eat based on whether or not it chews cud.
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>>13834091
Fuck, this does not deserve to be unf, but it is.
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>>13834066

BEST TIER
>Rarity
>Gilda
>Pinkie

PRETTY YEAH TIER
>Twilight
>Dash
>Celestia
>Trixie

OKAY TIER
>Fluttershy
>Luna
>Applejack
>Cheerilee
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>>13834059
>this is the story on the life of an artist I used to talk to!
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>>13834066
too thin/10
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>>13834066
>implications
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>>13834039
World War Z.
Tell her it's nonfiction.
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>>13834025
well that is their problem
maybe gilda just really likes iron will's assertiveness lessons
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>>13834102
cultural significance and influence. Probably moreso with the bible.

I don't follow either but for someone that wanted a comprehensive study of human literature, understanding the bible is pretty important

I just threw the Quran in because why not.
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>>13834039
American Gods.
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>>13834091

stuffed belly is always megasexy

>you will never rub your cock against that big fat sloshy belly and in her bellybutton until you cum all over her
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>>13834091
She looks preggers though
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>>13833542
Cons
>Pinkie Pie
>Way too loud and hyperactive
>Try to get people to be my friends
>Would question me about my lack of friends
>Would probably want me to do drugs

Pros
>Pony vag
>Cute and cuddly
>Floofy mane
>Can make cakes (although I am a diabetic)
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>>13834091
>chubby
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>>13834149
Write more bellybutton stories, LK
I need it
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>>13834145
Mynigger/10
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>>13834131
>getting double-teamed by Iron Will and Gilda with a strap-on
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I am mad at you anon and I don't know why
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>>13834150
>Rainbow's nipples

Nasty/10
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>>13834127
I'd love to just take that Fluttershy out on a picnic at the park, and spend all day just talking to each other and enjoying the sights of nature
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>>13834181
Oh

I'm sorry

I'll sleep out in the barn tonight
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>>13834181

don't get mad, get glad
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SEX
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>>13834130
Casual babby faggot.

>>13834039
Battle Royale.

Tell her it's non-fiction.

Failing that, the screenplay for Evangelion.

Tell her it's etcetera.
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>>13834150
no, like this
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>>13834149

Aw yeh
http://derpiboo.ru/437036
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>>13834141
The bible isn't as important as the way people interpret it was my point

You need to bundle it with some history and theology books or it's misleading
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>>13834220
>Battle Royale and Evangelion
>calls others casual babbies
#wow
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>>13834127
I'd love to just take her boots off and sniff her smelly feet after a long day of hiking through whitetail woods
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>>13834181
Is it because I broke that apple cart?

Because that was totally on purpose and I'm not sorry.

Looks like you can't work until it's fixed.
I guess we'll just have to have the day to ourselves.
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Hey MLPG

How's your penis?
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>>13834198
>doing anything else with Fluttershy in any form that isn't glancing at her in disgust and quickly depart in the fastest possible way
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Can it time be for bug horse?
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>>13834247
>Anon tries this
>Gets hit, and then AJ makes him fix the cart
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>>13834241
what the fuck are you going to show her, some moeshit?

evangelion, punpun, and kaiba are some of the best
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>>13834039
"Candide" by Voltaire
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>>13834150
>that size difference
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>>13834241
>McBaindoingstandup.jpg

Although WWZ is terrible.

A more fun way to fuck with bookpone would be something like House of Leaves.
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>>13834268
No.
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>>13834039
Atlas Shrugged and The God Delusion.
Pony becomes euphoric.
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>>13834269
>Yablewit
>Anon cannot into hard-working girls.

>No matter how much he wishes.
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>>13834236
Good call

Some history books and a copy of "The Prince" as well?
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>>13834267
Are you telling me you wouldn't use her for sex before leaving without speaking to her or looking at her and never talking to her again?
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Canadians are a pimple on the ass of America.
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>>13834318
Nice government you've got.
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>>13834318
No, that's Mexico. Canada is America's funny hat.
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>>13834267
Normally I don't care about FS, but there's something about that human FS that makes me like her a lot.
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>>13834332
Canadian bacon butt lover.
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>>13834318
>clogging up our vending machines with their fake money
>sneaking their fake bacon into our grocery stores
>smuggling illegal maple syrup over the border
>goose rustling

the snowback is the greatest scourge to face this great nation.
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>>13834327
It's the future we chose
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>>13834313
>even remotely thinking of touching Uttershyte
>sticking your dick in that filthy used goods
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Abusing Fluttershy is just wrong...
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>>13834296
The thick eyebrow makes her look too manly.
It's nice that Goat gave it a try though
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>>13834318
the canadian education system makes americans look like a bunch of prodigies taught by clones of famous intellectuals

i wish i went to school in america
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>>13834332
So Florida is America's penis?
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>>13834346
The only bad thing about America is Americans and American society.

And America.
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>>13834362
She obviously does drugs so there's no problem with it.
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>>13834338
>polite
>shy
>submissive
>large blue eyes
>long hair
>strawberry blonde

I think it's the fact that you have a penis
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>>13834362
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>>13834367

We resemble that remark
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>>13834371
People who generalize Americans are the worst

It's like assuming all of Europe is a combination of the UK and a poor slavic state with France and Germany as islands of sophistication and reasonable people.
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>>13834338

i know what you mean, but that only elevates her from complete crap to just okay.
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who AMERICA here?
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>>>/v/212275196
>>>/v/212275196
>>>/v/212275196
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/212275196http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/212275196/v/212275196

http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/212275196/v/212275196
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/212275196http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/212275196/v/212275196


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>13834394
Floridiots are disliked by all ponies
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>>13834412
I'm not a fan of big tits/hips Fluttershy since I can never imagine her voice coming out of that body
I feel the same way for most humanized Rarity pics.
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>>13834235
Hey why did you delete it, I didn't get a chance to see it :(
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>>13834408
indeed

it's far better to generalize by state. america is more like a fragmented empire not unlike rome than a unified nation with a single identity.

for example, idaho is full of idiots and canadians, whereas washington is full of microsoft, coffee, and canadians.
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I need a link to the page hosting the IDW comics in pdf form!
MY WHOLE LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

Please?
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But just -how- gay is Gaffer?
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>>13834460
Not gay in the least.
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>>13834362
>implying

"Say you want it, slut. Say it."

"I want it..."

"Louder. Unless you want me to stop."

"I WANT IT!"


Abusing Fluttershy is literally the best.
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>>13834460
Gay enough
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>>13834421
Meh
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>>13834460
Open enough to bet sexual favors with his group of friends in games
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>>13834421
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, DONT YOU DO IT
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>>13834459
yayponies?
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>>13834412
I'd love tenderly that Fluttershy
or fuck her hard if she's in Flutterbitch mode
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>>13834421
>Actually caring about a half life movie
>People still caring about half life
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>>13834460
We need more gay porn of Gaffer
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>>13834460
Straight as a pole
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I'd rather get high with Fluttershy than abuse her.
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>>13834367
Yes and BCS is a huge wad of smegma.
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>>13834460
More heterosexual than you.
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>>13834523
I'd rather beat you up and then steer fluttershy away from drugs.
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Someone draw Big Mac fucking that pegasus mare that Pain and Panic turned into in Hercules.
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>>13834476
That doesn't really seem like abuse so much as kinky sex.
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>>13834460
Gaffer is equally heterosexual and homosexual.
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>>13834523
Zecora would be more fun to blaze with
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rarity wants to go flying with rainbow dash
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>>13834546
But you see, she didn't want it at first.
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nonsexual sex with gilda
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>>13834362
>implying I wouldn't want her to abuse me so hard.
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>"Tsk tsk tsk, how do you expect to please a mare with something so small? I'm going to have to prescribe you some medicine to help you out with that. In the mean time, take these suppplements to get used to the feeling"
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>>13834505
That's it, thank you.
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party inside pinkie
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>>13834584
>nonsexual
meh

>nonconsensual
now we're fuckin' talking.
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>>13834595
>medicine
>supplements
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>>13834595
You're not a doctor, Fluttershy, fuck off. You're not even a goddamn animal doctor, you're some crazy hermit who collects animals. You don't know anything AND you smell like shit. Fuck off.
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>>13834562
best ponies to get high with: Pinkie, Zecora, Dash, Gilda, Twilight, Celestia, Mayor Mare
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>>13834570
But Rarity is a unicorn and can't go flying. She is slightly disappointed, just like she is by something every day.

Rarity realises that life is very long and filled with nigh-constant tiny deaths.

Well, wasn't that a good story.
Good night kids, sleep tight, don't let the crushing inevitability whatever, go to sleep.
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>>13834595
fluttershy, I came here for an ear inspection
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>>13834595
Size shaming/penis modification fetishists creep me out
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>sad
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>>13834619
Luckily, Rarity becomes an alicorn and she and all her friends can go flying together.
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>>13834613
best ponies to completely forbade drugs and focus on the magic arts with:Twilight (objectively best pony, but not my waifu)
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>>13834619

Rarity already went flying with Dash

it did not end well
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>>13834613
I feel like Twilight would be that annoying little first-time high bitch that won't fucking shut up and just ride the waves.

Celestia would be chill as all fuck though. As would Luna.
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>>13834606
>you will never rape Gilda
>you will never see her go from furious and trying to buck you off of her to sobbing and just half-heartedly pleading with you to stop
>you will never leave her bruised, battered, and broken

Just like the rape scene in Irreversible.
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>>13834631
Don't be too sad. Right now she's in heaven and has been granted powers to create whatever universe she can invision and do anything she wants in it.
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>>13834677
Mormons please.
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>>13834641
twilight is intelligent enough to see no harm in using a chemical to temporarily modify your brain chemistry, so long as it's not detrimental to your long term health

rarity is the type to forbid things on principle because they're "just bad" because she's fucking nuts.
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>>13834677
That's the secret conclusion to Applebuck Season.

Applebloom walks in and yells "Hey! He's MY boyfriend!"
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mightyno9/mighty-no-9

>3k in 3 minutes
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>>13834664
You disgust me
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>>13834578
So you encouraged her to step outside her comfort zone. She's enjoying herself by the end, right?
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>>13834704
Despite herself. She doesn't want to enjoy getting slapped in the face with every thrust.
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>>13834460
He'd not gay he's just a nerd. And didn't the other one put on on the dress?
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>>13834713
>Brony ponies

0/10 would not bang
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>>13834697
People care about Megaman.
Capcom has been murdering Megaman.
People have been switching off from Capcom
Megaman creators create 'Megaman' and ask for a little money to help them.

"Here have THREE MILLION DOLLARS."

Good.
This is very good.
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Would Rainbow Dash tell embarassing stories of Fluttershy at Wonderbolts camp when they were younger?
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>>13834715
poindexter was the crossdresser
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>>13834738
megaman ZX was the last megaman-named game i played

i never played any of the suppsedly terrible 3d/open world ones so i never got mad at anything
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How hasn't Pinkie Pie driven Twilight crazy yet
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>>13834691
No, she wouldn't want anything to temporarily modify her brain chemistry, she's a good pony.
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>>13834762
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Explain why marijuana is morally wrong to pony
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>>13834756
What? MM Legends was fine. Nothing too mind blowing, but good fun.

Avoid X7 at all costs though. Christ what a piece of shit. At least X8 was pretty fun.
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>not casually smoking with your favorite villain
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>>13834800
>smoking at all
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>>13834800
Smoking what? Crack? Tobacco? Cannabis? Crystalized love? The dried and powdered hearts of innocent fillies?
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>>13834697
Which Call design won? If it's not E then I'm not buying.
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>>13834780
>morally wrong
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>>13834818
>you will never smoke Sweetie Belle's dried up and powdered remains
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>>13834780
"Once upon a time a man had a monopoly on the manufacture of paper made from tree pulp. He also hated Mexicans very much.
One day he saw that the Mexicans were smoking that same plant that was used to make superior paper to his own and they seemed to enjoy it and that made him mad. He tried very hard to have the plant banned, so he could have his paper monopoly and also to take a little joy away from the Mexicans he hated so much, despite all of the plants useful properties (not just paper! Lots of things!) and because the men in charge also disliked mexicans it was actually pretty easy.

And that's why a plant that grows in the ground and isn't even hard to cultivate is illegal and wrong.

Well, good night, Twilight."
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>>13834780
using logic or by using false dichotomies and screaming about degenerates ala quentin

because the first one is pretty hard unless you reuse kant's arguments about violating the ultimate purpose of man (which also make masturbation immoral), which are very, very debatable
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>>13834800
I guess you could say she's CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN.
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>>13834845
Then anon took a long swig of vodka and lay in bed feeling bad because he didn't have the courage to get it on with pony
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>>13834780
Can't

You can argue that anything that significantly alters you state of consciousness is morally wrong to use that way, but materialists and pragmatists would laugh you out of the room. Fucking rational people.
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>>13834714
Okay, I dunno if I could do that...
Making her beg for the dick would be exhilarating though. Teasing her and goading her into getting more and more explicit with what she wants you to do to her.
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>>13834818
wacky changeling tobacky, of course
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>>13834832
Since when did pony have time for morals anyway?
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>>13834780
Morals are weak in nature and is saved for children.
Pony wants Philosophies.
Pony wants Ideals.

I doubt pony would listen to my chatter, although the "straight edge armor guy" is a caricature of my straight edge ideals it's still based on somewhat "in real life" things but I didn't actually beat my cousin because he did drugs, I gave him a stern talking to.

Sorry pony but I simply won't engage in alcohol,drugs or sex, instead I'll stay outside your home in steel armor waiting for any ruffians or changelings to make their move.
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>>13834870
Or then he lit up a massive spliff and made to leave but was stopped by bookpone, her curiosity compelling her to at least try it for sciences sake.

Then stoned make-out time.
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pony refuses to use any drug that doesn't increase her productivity
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>>13834902

Pony enjoys the suffering of others
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>>13832501
wow, someone else that share the same opinion on that quest. i just find it funny that he decided to put extras of the quest behind a pay wall, after giving some out for free. gotta milk it for all it's worth i guess
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>>13834780
According to Dick Cheney, marijuana funds the 9-11 terrorists that did the 9-11.
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For fucks sake, IS THERE STILL AN ANTI-DRUG SHITPOSTER HERE?

GO THE FUCK AWAY, NO ONE BUT YOU IS TALKING ABOUT IT
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>>13834918
*opium

which any idiot gardener can produce using plants that are still legal to grow

lol american drug laws
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>>13834918
but they fund themselves with opium
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>>13834922
If you keep getting mad like that he'll keep posting
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>>13834905
So you're a self-aggrandising faggot with delusions of importance who genuinely believes it matters what he thinks about the actions of others and that he can change them.

Good to know.
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>>13834845
>He also hated Mexicans very much.
Race had nothing to do with it
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>>13834902
>human poses
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>>13834915
that and it's also not that well done, the guy can't really draw anything but ponies, i find, so the human was poor
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pony is taking your words out of context to smear you in public
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Pony says letting others dictate what you can and can't enjoy is a preposterous sentiment
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>>13834935
Actually yes

Racist newspaper articles were even used as arguments for banning it

>Cannabis makes niggers act out of place! They look at white wimmens twice!
>Lazy spics won't tend your garden if they're smoking pot!
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>>13834959
Pony should shut up
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Pony refuses to leave until you eat her.
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>>13834944
But the bottom picture still looks horselike.

Pic related is the 2nd worst offender of human poses btw.
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>>13834959
Pony just doesn't understand how the world works.
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>>13834890
>"C'mon, lemme hear you say it."
>"I...I-I want you."
>"I'm right here."
>"No I mean...I...I want you...to...oh dear..."
>"Want me to what?"
>"To...take me..."
>"To the movies?"
>"N-No! I mean, that would be nice too, but..."
>"But?"
>"I mean I want...you...in me..."
>"What, like stab you?"
>"...Sort of?"
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>>13834931
but when does it end?
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>>13834935
Actually race has a bit to do with it. He wanted it banned because of the paper thing, but the fact that the mexicans smoked it was fuel for his ban-fire.

It wasn't a major issue, but it was certainly an issue.

And now Americans can't have a naturally occurring weed that grows in the dirt because of a racist paper merchant.

And here in England we can't have it because fun was banned by Queen Victoria a year before she died and also that was when we killed the sun.

It was our greatest triumph.
And our greatest sin.

And it never stops raining now.
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pony is reposting that unfunny image/post again
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Pony doesn't give a shit about drugs or anti-drugs.

Pony just wants to know one thing: WHEN'S MAHVEL?
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>open MLPG
>people STILL arguing over pot
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>>13834978
Bottom one is them breaking their forelegs in what should be a detailed and memorable scene.
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>>13834978
>not pinkie pie reading the newspaper
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>>13834944
Ahahahah
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>>13834933
>Implying I have delusions of importance or that I self-aggrandize myself
I simply don't like drugs and I don't like when people discuss them.

and checking previous threads a lot of people have been imitating and making fun of me, I just don't like drugs.
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>>13834994
Quiet Woolie-pony. Mahvel time is any time.
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>>13834994
Pony is a pie-stealing liar.
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Pony wants you to stop posting one-line statements about her on imageboards.
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I'd rather have Tiarawhy shitposting than this god damn pot shitposting
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>>13834984
>the whole time this conversation is going on, you're sitting naked at the side of your bed with your dick standing fully erect and Fluttershy gazing hungrily at it
>"Fluttershy, I can't help you if you won't tell me what you want."
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>>13835000
That's a very masculine pony
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We should talk about those nerds
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>>13834944

I like this comparison myself
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>>13835023
I would lick pony's ponut.
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https://derpibooru.org/439339?scope=scpe2d57e2e50a84600f671a4521e63163c1851d9a6a

unf
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>>13834997
I can't really tell. It's all glowy and shit.
>>13835001
>not the very next few seconds of this scene

ouches
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13835018
Pony the liar stole my pie
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>>13835023
Pony is disappointed in you.
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>>13834984
Oh yes.
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>>13835041
Fuck you she has a butt of gold.
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>>13835041
She's a very ugly human too
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>>13835034
oh, it's NBS

this explains everything
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>>13835041
muffins*
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>>13835025
"Shitposting" has lost all it's meaning
>i'd rather have a person I dont like saying something then these faggots arguing about which freedoms to trample over next
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>>13835025
screw it, i'll play hats instead.
I WANT THOSE FUCKING GUNBOATS, WHY DO I HAVE THREE RAZORBACKS BUT NO GUNBOATS, GABEN PLS.
or another chargin targe so i can craft them.
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>>13835025
>in before both
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>>13835073
shitposter pls
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>>13835073

with that view, shitposting never existed

>these guys aren't shitposting, they're just posting in all caps about stupid things
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>>13835000
The ones from the front are creepy as hell
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>>13835101
>le
stopped reading.

Fuck off.
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>>13835032
>"Ohhh please quit teasing me! You know what I'm trying to say!"
>"I'm not sure I do."
>"I want you to f-!..."
>"Hmm?"
>"I-I want you to fff-....!"
>"Can't quite hear you there Fluttershy."
>"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!"
>she promptly hides her flushed cheeks behind her bangs
>"...Good girl. I knew you had it in you."
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I wish I were a real pony
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>>13835034
Pegboard Nerds?
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>>13835075
I have both of those if you want one.
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>>13835075
post id

I have a spare
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>>13835123
Well, she's about to, anyway.


SOMEONE GIVE ME A RIMSHOT.

HOLY CRAP THERE GOES ANOTHER, I'VE GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.

Ha haaaa. Sex jokes.
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>>13834967
i can believe that i guess but why is it illegal in other countries like russia or china.
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>>13835101
I think it's cute

I want to kissu
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>>13835075
I keep finding metal boxes how do I open them?
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>>13835087
no argument pls
>inb4 "I dont need an argument, youre just wrong!"
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>>13835147
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>>13835161

hey dork, your argument is right here >>13835092
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>>13835161
I dont need an argument, you're just wrong
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>>13835147
Scrubbles pls
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>>13835160
keys that you trade for or buy

don't bother opening them unless you have divine luck or the crate number is divisible by 10
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>>13835179
I don't know what that is.
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>>13835173
>/pol/.jpg
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>>13835123
I like it.
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>>13835140
>>13835134
i'll find what i need soon enough, but thanks anyway
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>>13835183
Well that whomps.
I have like 5 now.
Oh well.
I hope I start finding weapons for the classes I love soon. I keep tripping over fish and launchers.
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>>13835123
>with enough of this, you can get her so pent-up that she starts speaking like she's in an h-doujin
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>>13835117
le irritable self-important aspergers man
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>>13835195
Cute horse
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>>13835038
>rarity and mrs cake, eh thats kinda cool i guess

WHAT A MINUTE IS THAT RARITY'S MOM??

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

MOTHER/DAUGHTER NUDE SUNBATHING IS MEGA UNF

IF SWEETIEBELL WAS THERE TOO I WOULD TEAR OFF MY DICK AND THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM
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>>13835195
>>
Anon was walking around in his new space marine suit and accidentally stepped on your favorite pony
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>>13835041
you are one to judge, when you are kinda ugly yourself anon.
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>>13835220
you can always go to the scrapbanking sites to trade for weapons you don't have

Scrap.tf and scrapbank.me allow you to trade for most things with ease

Also, I'll send you some items if you want
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>>13835241
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>>13835224
But after her orgasm(s) she'd probably flush a deep enough red to look like Big Mac.
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>>13835258

could master chief beat up spider-man
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>>13835258
that's ok, I'm tony stark
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>>13835198
Hehehe, stupid goy.
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>>13835258
Never have pancakes been more relevant
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>>13835281
subtle 11/10
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>>13835258
what pattern of armor?
*unsheathes twin powerswords and cocks meltagun*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?

>>13835217
Scrap.tf mate, it will let you trade for nearly any weapon you need with ease
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>>13835123
>"Now...how do you want me to fuck you?"
>"H-Huh?"
>"How. Do you want me. To fuck you?"
>"Uh...I...I-I don't-!"
>"I'll do whatever you ask me to."
>"...Anything...?"
>"But only if you say it."
>"Eep!"
>"The more you say, the more I'll do to you."
>"..."
>"So go on...Don't be shy."
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>>13835294
Black templurr
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>getting a boner to ponies
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>>13835217
You bitched about not having them and now people want to give them to you for free and you decline?
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Pony has straight edge anon locked in her basement, what do you do?
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>>13835263
Oh damn Id totaly appreciate that! I'll check out your spares.
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>>13835307
that's a chapter, not a partern of armor
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>>13835315
But pony is supposed to be in the basement. Basement is not for human.
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>>13835331
PONY IS NOT FOR BASEMENT
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>>13835330
Geez, wh40k is a meme, not something you actually like.
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>>13835266
Exactly.
And every lewd word out of her mouth would get her absolutely dripping.
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Hey mlpg, how did fluffy ponies start?
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>>13835339
pony disagrees
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>>13835346
Pony spent too long in the dryer.
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>>13835315
Pour gasoline down the stairs and toss a match.
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>>13835346
silly greentexts and cute art, just like batponies, background pony fanons, and satyrs
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>>13835346
As a joke in MLPG. Back then the only death I can recall was drowning in absurd ways. Usually it was just cute stuff though.
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>>13835346

we started writing and drawing cute things about extra-fluffy normal ponies

then we started making them pets

then people were writing them constantly every thread and it got annoying, so people started writing grimderp stuff

and then it stopped here, but the piss picked it up
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>>13835346
As a joke.
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>>13835371
batponies started out as being a thing on the show
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>>13835314
i already added someone a while back who wanted me to give items, but i always feel like an ass for just taking something without any compensation so i declined.
and i'd rather keep vidya and MLPG seperate, because i don't want my name to be associated with sucking ass at hats.
>>13835294
i'm a casual and don't go in too deep.
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>>13835346
Started on MLPG as death prone little ponies that anon always tried to helplessly save but usually failed.
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>>13835382
that were blown out of proportion with cute art and greentexts, like all the other background ponies.
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>>13835343
Yes, I am okay with this.
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>>13835315
be friends with him because I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any
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>>13835393
this is a thing that happens here dude
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>>13835383
it's not even hardcore stuff mysterious blue pear for 2 refined

you just click the weapons you want, offer up an appropriate number in return and then trade with the bots

super simple stuff that takes no time at all
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>>13835383
Shut up and take my items Xieril
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>>13835382
Not the ones that people talk about always.
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>>13835403
did anon draw that fluttershy orgasm denial
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>>13835403
Of course you are, you slutty little pony.
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>>13835426
Still, I doubt that they would even be a thing if they hadn't appeared during Luna Eclipsed. Or if Equestria Prevails hadn't drawn them.
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>>13835429
oh man, this was requested?
oh jeez
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE8KBWgUZxw
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>>13835417
i got almost all unlockables and for now that's enough variety. i just wait for shit to drop
i don't even have a gibus
>>13835419
nobody even knows i play hats
i used to be good at TFC and it's almost amazing to see how hard your skill deteriorates
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http://derpibooru.org/439437
ITS HAPPENING
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>>13835448
If EP didn't draw them, we wouldn't have talked about them, and they wouldn't have been a thing on /mlp/

So, as always, I blame MLPG for bringing something retarded into the spotlight
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Total slave for capital consumnerism!
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>>13835485
no
they're cute
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>>13835461
anon said he'd give it a try yesterday, I'm eager to see it aswell
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>>13835500
They are totally cute.
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>>13835485
>bringing something retarded into the spotlight
like the first person who pointed out Derpy
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>>13835500
Then you have the million OCs in their own little continuity thing
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>>13835481
>29 upvotes
>>
i love hiding
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>>13835481
that is fucking nasty.
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>>13835517
I don't give a fuck about that, I just save cute pictures
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>>13835481
>personhorse

NEGATIVE
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>>13835517
Who cares about those?
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Total slave for donkey cock!
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>>13835481

>that Rarity

Welp, looks like I'm gonna fap to it
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T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
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>Total slave for forced meme
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You arrive in Equestria but Celestia demands that you receive a cutie mark as a human. She magically zaps your ass and your face appears on it with a giant cock in your mouth. How do you explain what your talent is?
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>>13835573
If the AJ one does anal I'm going to be laughing too much to fap.
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>>13835560
total slave for small cocks of cute boys in pretty dresses
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>>13835601
>total slave for being mad and not knowing what a forced meme is
>>
Don't you ever get tired of posting that same thing over and over?
>unnf.jpg
>total slave for donkey cock
>I'm calling it a day, good night (except that other guy who is mixing it up)
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>>13835602
By surgically removing my own ass and going back to earth
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>>13835632

It's not over and over, it's once like every 4 hours

and in one thread
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>>13835632
Stop posting things for me to unf at dammit.
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we beb now
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13835623
>post thing until people like it
>not a forced meme

it's the same thing as sergal. it will never catch on no matter how much you post it.
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>>13835669

>post thing until people like it

you're the only one who thinks of it like that, you know.
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>>13835665
Too many
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Eh heh heh, what do you mean the condoms I bought looked like there were holes deliberately poked in them, anon?
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>>13835688
twilight you colossal retard

humans and ponies can't interbreed
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>>13835688
Twilight, how many times?

We're a different species.
Different.
Species.

For fucks sake I thought you liked science.
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>>13835688
Twilight. Is there something you want from me?
>>
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM
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>>13835688
Look I know you try them out on your horn first.
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>It can't be helped.
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>13835699
Are you sure?
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>>13835703
>9 months later
>magical hybrid children
>they're ugly blended anthro mixes, not perfect satyrs
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>>13835699
>>13835703
Just then, there's a knock at the door. Anonymous goes to the door and a little half-pony, half-human girl asks if she can retrieve her ball from the tree.
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>>13835718
at any rate, you're right
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>>13835573
>tatoos
>>
Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13835741
Who's an ugly pony?
You're an ugly pony
Who is?
You is, Derpy
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>>13835733
>Twilight vaporizes them and insists you try again
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>>13835734
Only if I can retrieve my balls from your mouth.

Over and over.

Work the shaft while this is happening.
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>>13835739
>opinions
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed049ee28e9d7baa21e393916b4a7c05/tumblr_mu0kqqVwxp1s1br9oo1_1280.jpg
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>>13835741
I would take her to the gara?
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>>13835734
Then the acid wears off
Twilight was anon's dog all along
A girl scout wants him to buy cookies
And he's not wearing pants
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October is so great
MLP's birthday
My birthday
All that Rartober beer
All these birthday hats on 4chan
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>>13835733
Bullshit, I see what you're trying to do.

You can't cheat me.
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>>13835759
>Anon can't seem to shake that worried voice asking him to slow down! where is he going?
>>
So I've lost all will to live and seek only the cold finality of death. And here I am.
>>
bat pony satyr
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>>13835751
>you liked your hideous kids
>take twilight to court for murder
>she goes to jail for the rest of her life
>celestia transfers her powers to you and makes you the new element of magic
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>>13835757

I'd rather see that Rarity image in the lower right
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>>13835734
I will concede at this point, and not mention the condoms again.

Mainly because that pic of Anon giving his satyr daughter a steak and saying 'Don't tell your mother' gives me mega feels for some reason.
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>>13835789
Cutie
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Has MLPG done their duty and vote for best call?
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>>13835778
Why did you post an inhuman mix then

>giant eyes
>receding jaws
>weird pig nose
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>>13835809
Dont care enough to vote. If I did though it would be C
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>>13835760
>that feel
>Dark Souls 2 beta as a birthday gift maybe
Also we need Halloween ponies
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>>13835809
You mean Option B? Yeah.
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>>13835789
chubby futa loli bat alicorn pony satyr
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>>13835757
>Ponut Clicker
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>>13835789
need more
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>>13835830
>chubby futa bat alicorn pony satyr oppai loli sweetie belle
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>>13835778
Walking does look pretty awkward there.
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>>13835786
that feel
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>>13835266
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>>13835843
Would you help pone raise their population.
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>>13835789
>>13835830
you forgot sergal
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>Celestia will never take over the shut-down government and usher in a new area of prosperity and friendship
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>>13835872
That does sound agonizing.
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>>13835884
>chubby futa loli bat alicorn pony satyr inside a sergal
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>>13835879
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>>13835889
>live debate between Obama and Celestia
>it lasts for hours
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>>13835880
No, satyrs obviously have problems walking on their weird elongated one-toed foot things
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>>13835760
I know, it's pretty awesome.

I mean, not my birthday, you lucky devil you, but still pretty awesome.

>>13835889
I'm just glad I'm getting paid through all the shutdown crap. Can't say I've got my hopes up for what comes next but at least it's something.
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>>13835889
>Celestia will never merge with Helios
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Pony says things that bother you never bother pony
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>>13835935
she feels happy and fine?
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Pony says flugel del freigheit
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>>13835946
>she
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>>13835918
Thanks Pinkie, so what did you get me?
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>>13835910
>anon's satyr kids want to be athletes
>can't because humans with actual feet and ponies with all four hooved legs will always outrun them
>their wings are too small for flying fast
>anon's satyr kids are sad
>good job having sad kids anon
>your life is fucking grimdark as hell now
>and your fluffy pony drowned
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>>13835935
But how much is coffee?
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>>13835966
a suspicious box
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>>13835966
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>>13835976
>>13835977
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>your boyfriend will never push your thighs up into your chest as he fucks you
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>>13835990
>implying i dont hate it when he does that
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>>13835990
pantyanon pls
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>>13835976
>>13835977
I guess it was kind of obvious
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>>13835990
I am moderately aroused by the thought of being a girl but not enough to actually have gay sex or be trans (that's not something you do over a fetish anyways)

Maybe when we can temporarily move into prefabricated bodies. I would have so much sex as a slutty mare if we could.
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Ponk decides to throw Fluttershy a birthday party.

Thing is, FS doesn't like loud stuff, people making too big a deal of her birthday, being the center of attention, or anything else that could be considered "overwhelming".

What should Ponk do to make sure FS has the best birthday party ever?
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Does anyone else wish they had a machine that could clone braindead ponies that were technically alive but could never say no as you fuck them in whatever sick and twisted way your depraved mind could think of?
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>>13836018
holy crap
Twily is freaking flat
>>13836027
You are my ultra specific nigga
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>>13836027
>you'll never be able to wake up and decide which body you want to wear that day
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>>13836027
I would fuck everything if I could switch in and out of a hot female body at will.

EVERYTHING
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>>13836040
A tea party with her animal friends and only mention her birthday as she gives her a goodbye hug afterwards.
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>>13835977
>>13835976
Pinkie you're not a present
Quit being so fucking cheap and buy me something. This is worse than Fluttershy's macaroni pony
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>>13836023
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>you will never get totally blunted with your favorite ponoes and then go wander around Ponyville late at night
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>>13836018
I can see it now.
>You like to hang out and get high with weed pone.
>One day Mary Jane calls you up and demands to know why you only want her around when you want to get high.
>She doesn't sound angry, just really upset.
>'Mary you're paranoid. Tell you what, come round right now and we'll go for a walk or something.'
>"Cool, I'll bring some bud. Is that all you called for?"
>Oh Mary.
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>>13836056
on the bright side you will never make any sort of contact with a fat man in the body of a busty rainbow furred wolf with dragon wings or go to a warhammer tournament populated by tau and sergals
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What's with the party hat mlpg? Also, I want to be cool. Help me be cool mlpg?
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>>13836042
nigga no
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>>13836062
It's better than Twilight's crappy book though.
You know, the one she got for free from her mom.
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>>13835976
you uncrated: unusual pinkie pie
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>>13836091
turn out your pockets and wear your pants like that. Anyone who calls you lame can shove it
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>Get to Equestria
>The potheads got there first
>ponies are smoking pot
>Was going to teach pony how to make a mail coat
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>>13836089
Shit, that would be hilarious
IRL second life
Imagine the weird-ass specific public decency laws they would have to make
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>>13836091
It's 4chan's Birthday
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>>13836091
put your dick on the table
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>>13836091
Step one: Cut a hole in the box
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>>13836116
> HEEEEY GUYS it's me, Armor Guy!
You have a worse ego than most trip fags.
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>>13836118
>hilarious
More like horrifying
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>>13836116
Um exsqueeze me, us ponies are lovers not fighters. What would we need mail coats for
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>>13836116
>Stoned people who might be interested in making a mail coat are not SUPER interested in making a mail coat.

You underestimate the power of thee marrywanna
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>>13836089
>Go to the coffee shop
>Order an espresso from the local pegasus sugarshine sunsmile, real name A.A. Lewis
>Sit down at a table with rain silves III and sephi-sora dragonbane
>One of many wolf nanakis offers to join you
>the nearest table is populated entirely by rainbow dashes
>tfw
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>go eat dinner
>come back
>still talking about pot
comeon
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>>13836116
>all of them are worse
>even Applejack is unmotivated
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>>13836149
All this shitpotting must end.
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>>13836116
Pony mostly fights with polearms and is strong enough to remain agile in full plate armor, so pony never saw a need for mail coats. Plate looks cooler anyways.
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Pony says not to go chasing waterfalls
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Stop making me want to do drugs. I'm mellow enough as it is.
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>>13836116
>Ponies are responsible about it and only smoke pot when you're in the general vincinity
>they're all productive and normal otherwise
>even when you leave they still do it on afternoons and weekends
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>Anon, what are you doing?
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>>13836079
Mary pass me some chips.
>We have chips?
Yeah, they're next to your hoof, pass them this way.
>Which hoof?
The one nearest me. Pass the chips woman!
>What flavour chips do you want?
The ones that are right there next to your hoof.
>There are chips here?
Yes. Pass them to me please.
>...
Mary?
>Yeah dude? Oh hey look chips!
We have chips?
>We have chips?

Oh Mary.
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Why was the little pony so high?

Because she just turned into an alicorn!
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>>13836218
That poor dog.
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>>13835961
with ponies it's a safe bet
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>>13836142
Yes because you don't have guards with your princess, obviously.
Yeah
You'd need mail coats.
Even if it wasn't for defense, still mail coats are neat
>>13836144
I wouldn't want to be around or help design anything with a person under the effect of drugs or alcohol.
>>13836168
>Being this stupid.
Do you know why they designed quilted leather,mail and mail coats? Because arrows existed.

Pony wouldn't use a polearm, pony would use something light like a rapier, since the pony in question is most likely a unicorn and therefore is no point in having extra reach when magic does the job and the only thing a polearm could provide is having a wooden end.
>>13836188
>Only smoke it when I'm in the general vincinity
Why?
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>>13836171
Rainbow Dash?
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>>13836149
Did you have ten minute dinner? Did you have the munchies, son?
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>>13836240
>Why?
Presumably to make you fuck off.
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>>13836181
(certain) drugs are a fun thing to partake in during your free time as long as they are handled responsibly and with moderation
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>>13836209
that sounds familiar
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This isn't the discussion I wanted...
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>>13836261
>Make me fuck off
It'll just make me angry and find a fellow straight edge anon who's willing to study magic in order to rid euqestria of drugs.
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>>13836240
How about you go off to the AiE thread where you can praise the Sun all you want?
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>>13836267
Never seen that before.

I've just had that conversation.
Only without the 'hoof' stuff and with 'hands' instead.
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>>13836240
Do you even watch the show? They're all armed with pikes so they can charge and stab things.

Swords and bows aren't very common or useful when 2/3s of your army walks on four legs and lacks hands

And especially not when the remaining 1/3rd is better relegated to spellcasting than melee and projectile weapons
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>>13836275
Then make a new discussion, princess. Your princess friends do. Why aren't you more like Princess Fluttershy.
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>>13836298
Princess Fluttershy wastes all her time taking cocks up her ass.
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>>13836275
Then you're not praising hard enough
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Which pony is the most smokin'?

the one thats one fire!
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>>13836275
But it is the discussion you deserved.
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>>13836282
pony got pissed when she heard about your self righteous authoritarian fantasies and sent you back to earth
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>>13836282
I had no idea you were back!
Still a self-aggrandising faggot with delusions of importance who genuinely believes it matters what he thinks about other's actions and that he can change them?

Good, just checking.
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>>13836218
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why aren't you hugging your pony lover
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>>13836333
If I had one why would I even come to this shit hole?

To gloat?
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>>13836240
Pikes are show canon, all other points aside.

Personal opinion, but I hate it when people are too lazy to design weapons or whatever horses could use and just say "oh, sure, unicorns do it with magic" because it's an especially egregious case of "magic so I don't gotta explain shit" that STILL REQUIRES EXPLANATION.

As stupid as those mouth-gun things from FoE are, at least they made an effort instead of just saying unicorns do it all and taking the lazy and nonsensical option.
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>>13836359
...Yes?
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>>13836333
Why aren't you obediently sucking the cock of your pony lover, feeling his hooves stroking your hair, subtly pressing you a little farther down his shaft than is comfortable?
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>>13836360
hoof grip
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>>13836333
She's in the washing machine getting the stains out
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>>13836312
Yo, das racist cracka
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>>13836305
>you will never become a princess in Equestria
>you will never use your newfound princess influence to gather a large group of well-endowed stallions and order them to be your personal pleasure unit, taking turns fucking your ass 12 hours a day every day
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>>13836375
That pony makes no sense at all

Why is she named Spitfire when she swallows!
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>>13836323
You're responding to NBS

>NBS: "I don't believe anything I post, I just pretend to be a hateful, irrational faggot with divisive opinions I refuse to properly defend because people that still have faith in humanity assume I'm serious instead of a lifeless faggot that's fallen low enough to seek negative attention on 4chan"
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Inside of pony
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who's NBCS
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>>13836359
Actually that's kind if one if those guilt pleasure fantasies of mine. If I had a magic little pony I would can whore her nonsexually on mlpg all the time
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>>13836404
Don't forget the "because it's the only thing keeping me from putting a gun between my teeth" part.
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>>13836421
an autistic guy with no life
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>F

God dammit.
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>>13836370
Hoof grip is definitely a step up, and it fits with what we see in the show.
It's on tier with designing neat equestrian weapons, but takes less effort. The fact it works with show canon and the fact that explained well it makes perfect sense make it a favorite of mine.
Stuff like wingblades are still really cool, though.
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>>13836375
Man I couldn't believe how long it took for people to make art of this.
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>NBS is here.

Great.

We need RCH to distract him with a bag of googly eyes or something.
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>>13836283
>Praise the Sun
Sorry I don't care for that meme because I don't play Hack n Slash games that pretend to be difficult or pretend to be an RPG and littered with the most trashy community since TF2 or Doom II community post 2007.
>>13836291
>Pikes
They're not pikes they're spears,like shortspear for example.
The show uses that as a way to show them as guards but if you want effective combat you would use a sword.
Mainly because anything with hands can easily grab on to the pole.
>>13836323
I don't have delusions of importance (I've already told you this), I just want to help people, even if that's spreading my ideals in very small pockets of 4chan and in the internet.
>>13836316
If removing drugs is authoritarian then you have no idea what authoritarian is.
>>13836360
Not pikes, shortspear.
Pikes are around 10ft long
And if going by the size charts, those "pikes" aren't 10ft long

Considering they're not long enough to be remotely useful in a phalanx then they're obviously using it as a way to show that they're somewhat intimidating.

A person with a fast and light weapon+vital parts like the neck being opened to a sword.

If I was celestia I would drop all pegasus and earth ponies and have guards wear a mail coat.

>B-b-b-but muh plate.
Arrows.
Arrows.
Arrows.
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>>13836453
Did someone say googly eyes?
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Armorguy here, I'm not NBS.
I just want to spread my views regardless if they're looked upon as negative or positive.
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>>13836464
>I don't have delusions of importance (I've already told you this), I just want to help people, even if that's spreading my ideals in very small pockets of 4chan and in the internet.

Ladies and gentlemen, there ARE people this stupid in the world.

Lock your doors. Shoot your kids.
It's over.
It's all over.
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>>13836435
You can't just design weapons around anatomy though, you have to take tactics into account

Erth ponies aren't exactly graceful and agile on three or fewer legs and unicorns are better off staying at a safe distance casting spells, so hoof grip weapons would be a pegasi thing. For swooping aerial tactics, pikes, hooks, bombs, and battering weapons are the best.
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>>13836488
>Helping people is stupid
Thanks.
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>>13836488
NBS is a...a...MORMON!
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>>13836488
>responding
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I wish I could post butts from my phone
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>>13836464
sword is a shitty option for pony.

so are arrows.

>two ponies standing still with swords taped to their legs, trying to poke each others eyes out
>pony trying to balance on two legs and operate a bow while a unicorn puts out ten times the firepower
>unicorn tells pony to go wind up the catapults or something instead of trying to fight like a human
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>>13836498
>Helping people
This is what this moron actually believes.
>>13836483
That's fine.
You've managed to do that.
Like a farmer spreading manure.

Now leave. You aren't going to convert any of us, you proselytizing faggot.
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>>13836479
Aw shit.
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>>13836516
But it's so much fun.
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>>13836548
Yes, but when you make fun of a retarded person in public you get looked down on.
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>>13836525
Did you just forget the part where I said "drop all pegasus and earth ponies"?

Just unicorns
>I'm going to user this long thing that someone could grab rather than this smaller thing that would be harder to grab.

>Unicorn holds a large amount of arrows (like 30 for example) because of magic
>Can loose multiple arrows quickly
>Wearing a nice light mail coat
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>>13836532
>no eyes on the silverware
3/10 apply yourself
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>>13836464
>if forcibly removing thing i don't like is authoritarian then you don't know what authoritarian is

NBS you are functionally retarded

go see a doctor and get a professional aide to help you write intelligent posts
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>>13836111
>>13836124
Hey wait! These are ways to not be cool! These are ways to turn into slut! I don't want to be a slut!
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>>13836375
>>13836448
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>>13836595
More like hurriCAME Fluttershy!

because she came to help everyone when they needed her
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>>13836576
why would unicorn bother with arrows when magic can go through unenchanted armors and doesn't need any resource but the caster's own energy? that's wood, metal, and effort that could be used for better things, like catapults for launching large heavy objects that stand a chance of actually doing something.
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>>13836634
You're on a streak of particularly bad ones lately
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>>13836646
Yeah, I haven't seen a streak this bad since Twilight's hair!
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>>13836518
I wish you could too

I <3 butts
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>>13836657
All right you've redeemed yourself
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>>13836634
If you have to explain your joke its not a joke.
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>>13836491
>You can't just design weapons around anatomy though, you have to take tactics into account
Yeah, that's probably why most people stick to hoofgrip or similar.
Which is fine. It's really just transplanting obviously people-designed weapons into Equestria and saying unicorns can use them with magic that's irritating for me.
Designing plausible weapons for Earth ponies especially is a real puzzle, though, you're right.
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>>13836576

Its kind of pointless to bother thinking about anyway, the setting has become so incoherent and ill-defined with regards to all sorts of things, including military equipment

Ponies could use guns that shoot exploding swords and it wouldn't seem out of place at this point
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I'm going to watch a scary movie in the dark
Which pony would be best to keep me company?
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>>13836697
pinkie pie tries to market gardener you
wat do
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>>13836681
Just use earth ponies like actual horses.

Dragging around siege engines and heavy weapons, the like. If a team of them can pull a fucking train at high speeds, they could probably drag tanks full of angry unicorns around at a few hundred miles per hour.
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>>13836518
>>13836669
I can field this one.
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>>13836697
>pony designs ridiculous weapons for fun
>effectiveness doesn't matter because pony never goes to war anyways
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>>13836704
Dash
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>>13836709
Laugh as she fails miserably and hit her with the pan
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>>13836464
>Not pikes, shortspear.
I wasn't aware the latter term existed, despite being a fa/tg/uy. "Spear" is more applicable than pike though I suppose.
I still think having 2/3 of the entire species being considered totally useless martially is bogus, though.
>>13836697
This is another part of why it's such a challenge.
>>13836715
This is an outlook on the thing I haven't heard of before, I kinda like it
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>>13836704
Lyra and BonBon
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>>13836709
Double donk her into a bottomless pit
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>>13836735
>She's secretly terrified of scary movies, seeing one or two nasty ones as a young filly
>She acts all tough and nonchalant about watching the movie with you, but her heart is pounding in her head the whole time
>By the time the first person dies, she has her face buried in your chest
>Scootaloo is also there and is enjoying the movie and the snacks
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>my militarized pony

would you like a mosin and a red army choir to go with that zeal for grimdark
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>>13836772
Aww yiss.
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>>13836697
what if pony swordvan?
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>>13836793
Is it so wrong to want this?
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>>13836741
>you were killed by pootis pie
>pootis pie is carrying: nightmare's own market gardner, level 10 shovel, kills: 8722
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>>13836793
I hate this guy so much
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Pony is incompetent in battle. Canon.
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>>13836816
Its just kinda weird.

cute anon x rd then BOOM. porn.
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>>13836826
That's okay there are plenty of other weapons besides the battle canon
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>>13836791
>bolshevik ponies
Not once
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>>13836811
Its oh so right
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>>13836796

Pony would probably be quite skilled in its operation
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>>13836832
I don't think you have the right guy
>>
So what was the deal with rock pies in the second book, are rocks edible in the FiM universe?
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>>13836791
>grimdark
Just because it has dark bits doesn't make it grimdark anonymous.
LoTR wasn't grimdark, was it?
>>13836826
>>13836733
Frankly, I like both of these, but they DID show a battle in the Celestia mini. Come to think of it, though, it WAS a mostly magical battle, what with that magical shield and all. Perhaps that's just how sieges are.
Of course, that was in the distant past. We could say modern ponies could be completely incompetent at arms and armor in the present.
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>>13836704
Which scary movie is it?
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>>13836886
the conjuring
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>>13836875
Of course!

Aint you ever heard of rock candy!
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>>13836897
ooh I heard good things about that one
bring Futtershy
she'll be holding on to the whole movie.
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>>13836814
>post mortem kills: 5
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>>13836811
Of course not, anon. You'd have to be crazy to not want a warm, fuzzy little pone to cuddle.
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>>13836923
She'd be covering her face with her hooves the whole time
But I guess of I'm looking for a little pony to cling to me all night...
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>>13836897
>Not Scary Movie.
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>>13836948
Bring both the little pegasi.
They'll both cling to you.
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>>13820435
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>>13836641
Magic is stressful upon the user (this is canon) and stressing magic by hurling magic attacks that might dissipate or do very little damage at long range because of the power that's being used up.

>Go through unenchanted armor
Not even canon and if taken in a more realistic manner it'd make no sense at all, conjured mass of energy, if that energy meets steel it might heat the steal up, cause some knock back/stun and lose it's power the longer the travel time is

Bows?
Easy.
Quick.
Effective.
Doesn't lose it's power during travel time

Hell slings would be better than using magic

Uses little magic and since all unicorns are gifted with telekinesis it'd be very easy for them to use, having them execute stressful magical attacks is pointless.
>The wood can be used for catapults for launching large objects.
Very very stupid unless you're attacking a city that's isn't fortified properly.
Even Trebuchets were mainly used for trying to ping certain walls or hoping it'd hit a support log and have something crash.
Defending though?

It'd be a bigger waste of wood then simply having pegasus carry large logs and dropping it on the enemy.

Ballista's would make since but they'd take way too long to load and you'd be better off with a unicorn using a crossbow.

Unicorns should use magic to help guide arrows to give them a little more punch and try to make a barrier around themselves that either stops all incoming arrows and artillery or minimizes damage.
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>>13837004
So funny joke, anon. It's even funnier the twelfth time.
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>>13837015
*Twelve-hundredth
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>>13837011
>artisinal-stretngth armorfagging
I want fa/tg/uys to leave.
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>>13837030
The worst part is they're only marginally worse than we are when SKUB gets involved.
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>>13837002
>>13837002
>>13837002
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>>13837011
Given Unicorns can transmute whatever they want unless the walls are enchanted, forward troops could probably just insta-kill whatever support struts they can feel out with magic.

It would bring up the question if essential support structures are doped with something anti-magical, above and beyond "the spell" over Crysalis' castle in the comic series. Mistletoe oil, maybe?
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>>13836993
Good idea
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>>13837026
>I want fa/tg/uys to leave.
You're killing me, man, I been here ages.
Not like I'm about to, have you SEEN the latest comic?
>>13837011
The only real thing we can say about magic is that it's stressful on the user. We can't say it will or won't go through armor because we have never seen magic react with nonmagical shields or armor.
Actually, slings could be a popular universal weapon. They could even use them in their teeth, hell.
>magic guided arrows
That's fucking neat as hell, seriously. Also seeing as how there's a statue in Celestia's garden featuring an archer pony, I'm down with bows.
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is there a new thread or what
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>>13837101
No, it never happened.
Ignore the links above
they lead to a virus website
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>>13837011
Short bow strikes can lose a fraction of the force from the user and bow compounding.

http://www.bowhunting.net/artman/publish/FlexFletchArrowFlight.shtml

Part if this is owing to just how arrows are made, which is true for carbon fiber as much as it would be for Equestrian wood.

http://www.meta-synthesis.com/archery/archery.html

Granted anyone worth their ass would know this as a military leader, but longshot arrowfalls also have the distinct disadvantage of being intercepted easily by a Shield spell as seen in the Celestia micro.
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why use shitty ancient weaponry anyway?

There's a wonderful invention called the modern firearm
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>>13837190
And magic has the terrible property of exerting energy.

Also for your bow argument I am going to invoke the power of LLOYD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCN7HId-b8

We're not talking about some dinky hunting modern shortbow with shitty arrows, we're talking about 120-160 pound warbows.
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>>13837304
Mmm, that's true. The stronger the bow the more likely the arrow doesn't stall at the top of the arc, giving a big old fuck you to gravity.

Until we see a fight between totally nonmagical items and a magical Shield I'll reserve further comment. I question whether the Shadow Creatures were having a major compounding effect on the volley.
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>>13837346
* because the arc is pretty shallow to nonexistent, sorry. Just meant to make that clear.
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>>13837301
Adapting those guns for horses is just as if not even harder than adapting traditional weapons. Mouth-guns from Fo:E are a notable example of an attempt, though, so it's definitely being done.
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>>13837445
Unicorns would be fine, and ponies have been shown to manipulate things with their tails
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>guns
>no mention of mounted cannons like on most miltary vehicles

ponies would be great with that shit
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>>13837483
>Unicorns would be fine
>Earth ponies and Pegasi just twiddle their hooves on the sidelines
this remains stupid
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>>13837636

>and ponies have been shown to manipulate things with their tales

this remains ignored

>>13837576

what do you mean?
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>>13837576
>earth pony pulls vehicle
>any other pony operates turret

YES.
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>>13837651
shit, tails even.
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>Not creating robot/drone that's powered by a couple of cheap magic story crystals and have a ponies control large amounts of them.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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I LOVE YOU PINKIE PIE


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