Last Thread>>13827309Dash felt left out when everyone but herself has a pet. Was it right for Rainbow Dash to hole a race for getting the best pet? What animal do you think would fit better for Dash in that race? Was it Turtle or tortoise?
>>13831757nigga who fucking knows?
>>13831757All tortoises are turtles.Not all turtles are tortoises.
Why is it so dead?
DON'T EVER POST THAT OP AGAIN!
>>13831835we're slowly being saved
>>13831832it feels more appropriate to specify the tortoise as a tortoise
>>13831757Damn, I'm in early this time!
nightmare night soon
>>13831840>Shipping show characters with your OCAbsolutely discussing.
FLUGEL DEL FREIGHEIT
HOW FAST IS THIS HORSE?
>>13831863>tfw boku no titans is on hiatus now
>>13831857What if Celestia goes as Nightmare Moon this year?
>>13831857Nightmare Night isn't for a while thankfully. I still need to get my Naked Snake costume together.
>>13831873It is?Time for me to watch it now!
>>13831873Everything I love is on hiatus. While things I don't care enough to pay attention to are back, like Korra.
I wish I could be be in the front row of a mac product unveiling press conference, just so when they go "dis new macbook is 11 percent thinner!! :DDD" I could stand up and yell "WHO GIVES A SHIT".
>>13831903I enjoy being a huge autist and monumental dickhead too.
pony kind of likes youpony kind of hopes you like him too
>>13831914But seriously though that's the only thing they have to advertise shit with.
>>13831935>himI'm about to hurt pony's feelings
>>13831951>>13831935Yeah, we can still hang out though.
>>13831885Her butt would never be up to the required standard
>>13831982Is that a challenge, sister?
>>13830592I didn't even notice the crown until I saw the arrow pointing to itthat ass 2 fat
>>13831885She'd have to do that silhouette darkening thing she, Big Mac, and Luna did in the comics.
>>13831999She's got the fattest butt when she gets enough love.
>>13831990No... Just a fact.
Rigor mortis gentlemen.It's been a pleasure serving with you.
>>13832074Death is not the end
>>13831798>gender =/= gendergoddamn that made my throw up my coffee
>>13832074Death is just the beginning.
>>13832096I want twilight to mindrape me to death and raise my corpse to serve her for eternity
>>13832068We'll just see...about that.
>>13832132Do you really?
>>13832074You can still save us anonsummon the pone
>>13832132Oh goodie, the Twifu fags are jacking off to the thought of her mind raping them for eternity again.
>>13832149pony is not allowed outside
>>13832149That pony is so happy to go into the basement.
>>13832141yesrelieve me of the flesh burdentether my soul to yours and command my bones
>>13832169Well, then MOVE YOUR DEAD BONES BONES BONES
>>13832149is that berry punch's sober sister
There's a skeleton inside you right now.
>>13832184I don't believe you.
>>13832184I know. I've accepted her and we're having a cup of tea right know.
>>13832184thats 3 spooky anon
>>13832164>>13832158Pony IS NOT for basement anon. It voids the warranty and makes pony unhappy.>>13832183Only if she has pegasuseses in her family
>>13832224>i'm boredHm, what?
>>13832225Pony is only not for basement if pony is happy to wear clothes. It's in the pony manual.
>>13832224rub one out to best pony
What are you doing for Rartober?
>ctrl+f "pinkie">0 of 0
>>13832302>ctrl+f "pinkie">1 of 2
>>13832132>Not becoming a the warlock Twilight privately trained throughout the year>Not forging your own staff from the flesh of fallen anons>Not secretly plotting against her while putting on the facade of a ruthless warlock/magic understudy>Not travelling deep within sprawling Everfree, subduing some large timberwolves as "war dogs" and finding some diamond dogs to help you in your counter attack>Not making her your slave a few months before completely mind-wiping her and sending her into the gates of tartarus
>>13832229i was gonna start the whole>girl on the internettroll, but then i realized how bored i must be to even consider that
>>13832308can I still be a skeleton?
>>13832312Haven't you heard about female skeletons? You should spend a little while in a skeleton community, you'd learn quite a few things.
>>13832276>Not posting the gif
>>13832323NeatWhat's a test run in that context?
>>13832332I like the part where she snuggle those dolls closely.
>>13832323This is going to blow up so badly I'm going to laugh.
>>13832332worst ship by far
>>13832355Either it blows up, generating entertaining drama, or it will be entertaining. It's a win-win situation.
>>13832375The pacing is very strange.
>>13832309That looks really ugly
>>13832352I want to do that to pone.
Time of beb: 4:36 pm
>>13832367>>13832355Its just a couple of people BSing with eachother about MLPG or something in podcast form. Maybe I am missing something but I don't see what exactly there is to blow up
1 2 3 4
>>13832375Whats with the skull part? Why is that even needed here?
>>13832428Anon will find a way. I guarantee it.
>>13832422>you will never have a big coltfriend
>>13832428Inevitably at least one of the two shitposters will jump on the opportunity, more accurately they already have.
>>13832428I'm betting he's talking about shitposting about circlejerking and shit.
>>13832443It was the missing no joke from older pokemon games
>>13832428>podcast happens>everyone is having a good time>sentenal shows up>thread derails>podcast turns into a meatball>LK become Chief Ramsey
>>13832393i fucking hated this quest, the whole thing was stupid, i hate it when people draw Pinkie being coy
>>13832375http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/1/439434__solo_oc_animated_questionable_solo+female_semi-dash-grimdark_gif_button%27s+mother_flash_thermometer_artist-colon-rip.gifDespite everything this animation is really really good.
>tfw no pony's hair will ever be as fabulous as mega Ampharos'
>>13832503I can't help but feel like I've seen that "stroking" animation somewhere else.
>>13832503>http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/1/439434__solo_oc_animated_questionable_solo+female_semi-dash-grimdark_gif_button%27s+mother_flash_thermometer_artist-colon-rip.gifAnd then she died of Mercury poisoning
>>13832375the whole Buttom's Nom thing is the latest form of awful
>>13832503why do americans always draw the mercury inside a thermometer red?its silver
>>13832508Instead of >feeling, celebrate and bask in theglam metal glory that is Mega Ampharos
>>13832534>>13832541It's not mercury or silver you idiots. American thermometers use alcohol with red dye.
>>13832503Good, okay... But really really good? I wouldn't go that far.
Any surreal MLP fan art? Strange and bizarre versions of the world and other such things?
>>13832555you guys can't even have real thermometers can you?
>>13832450That is the only cutest thing in that video.
>>13832566Well BCS drew retarded things trying to be 3deep5u around a month ago, maybe two months. Check her tumblr or DA if you are feeling brave.
>>13832568Chocolate eggs are banned here cause some retard kid choked on them, whatda you think?
>>13832501Why are you so angry and hostile all the time, anon?Why can't you just enjoy loving cute pones?
Pony wouldn't do drugs at all.
>>13832428MLPG people are not interesting enough for a podcastThere is already an annoying amount of contributor worship in these threads, and this podcast business will just multiply it
>>13832566Well, I have this
>>13832589It won't be about MLPG people, as I've understood.
>>13832428>>13832453Right on time >>13832589
>>13832555>American thermometers use alcohol with red dye.I already knew that. I just wanted to make that comment.
>>13832582Everyone is doing it wrong. They use Pinkie to project
>>13832503>this>goodGo back to sucking tiaras fat smegmafilled cock somewhere else, away from mlpg
>>13832598That was a nice comment, Anon.
>>13832581soon you will need to pay a license to have forks in your house>>13832598didnt know that until this thread, i always assumed they were just drawn that way because CARTOONS.the more i know
>>13832610that's not how you smear
>>13832610>he doesnt know about frame smurs
>>13832594It's about MLPG people, not just MLPGIt's basically going to be an off topic skype call, but recorded for others to listen to.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13832610>judging animation on a single frameHahaI bet you think smear frames are animation errors
>>13832610Don't talk about animation if you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about whatsoever
>>13832581What? I buy chocolate eggs every Easter. Is my wal-mart trafficking illegal sugary sweets?
I did this dumb thingCritique?
>>13832623>It's basically going to be an off topic skype call, but recorded for others to listen to.With much more structure than a regular skype call, I hope.
>>13832610But that's a smear
>>13832428It's two friends podcasting that might bring in some more mlpg people to guest starmlpg thinks this means they have their own private podcast and they're all apart of it
>>13832450Oh my. I didn't think it would reach here that fast xD
>>13832633if no one critiqued when you posted it the first time, no one's going to care this time.
>>13832638>make an error>it was intentional guiseTry to convince me a human would draw something like that intentionally.
>>13832631>YOU WERE A PONY ONCE!>A PONY!
>>13832578I'd probably let mega ampharos fuck me
>>13832632only the Kinder brand chocolate eggs were banned because they come with little pointy plastic toys inside which americans eat whole because they can't into chewing their aliments, it killed some retarded kid and bam, b&
>>13832633no magic of friendship-100/10at least you added celest's wings
>>13832633Wow, that is extremely old. The template you use, I mean.
>>13832616I only learned last week that putting cucumber slices on your face and eyes is actually a real thing for beauty masks and not just a cartoon gagI was stunned, it was more or less the same thing if someone told me that if an anvil falls on your head, your body actually becomes an accordion
>>13832622>>13832626>>13832631>>13832638No, that's not a smear frameNotice the clear outlines of an unfinished face and leg
>>13832604What, you think she wouldn't get coy when being sheckshual?
>>13832633It's a bit sketchy.I really like the Celestia and the last panels.
>>13832659>candy with pointy plastic toys insideWell no fucking wonder they're banned
>>13832653u wanna fkn go m8
>>13832670It's a joke smear. Look at the face, it's clearly a frame meant to be found.
>>13832686they point that fact out in every single advertisement they make
>>13832632I think it's just Kinder&Ferrero stuff. I pity you, americans.They also used to rape other toys like in this gif>>1383265710/10 reference
>>13832631>>13832690Those smear frames clearly implied motion>>13832610Is an unfinished frame
>>13832633I like that Celestia. I would buy her a cake to cheer her up!
>>13832669>it was more or less the same thing if someone told me that if an anvil falls on your head, your body actually becomes an accordionit... it doesn't?>>13832686the whole selling point of Kinder eggs is the toy inside, its on the TV commercials AND stated in both the box and the paper wrapping it, not only through text but through imagery of white middle class kids playing with the things, how american do you have to be to miss all that and eat the thing whole?
>>13832676coy, stupid, retardedyes, i expect better from Pinkie. Just erase her whole personality anyways, for the sake of moving your unimaginative plot. The "total slave" guy has more imagination when it comes to sexual Pinkie.
>>13832375Just everything about the animation was terribleugh
>>13832568Is it really a bad thing that our thermometers won't kill us if they break?
>>13832621Oh my god pinkie
>>13832708 fetishization of homosexuality? you mean… you mean how lesbian porn is shot and directed towards men? and in 90% of media that has the decency to show a lesbian relationship a character unironically finds it sexy and we’re supposed to laugh and agree with that character? and how the representation of girl on girl relationships is so underdeveloped because many consider lesbians to be a taboo? OH NO YOU MEAN A TEENAGE GIRL WROTE JOHNLOCK FANFICTION OH WELL IN THAT CASE.
>>13832566I don't have bizarre, but I have a special little stash of neat styles.
>>13832610It looks like a rabbit
>>13832764>if Ross could draw good.jpg
>>13832697I dislike that animator
>>13832375>>13832503>tiara gets money for someone else's animation
Pony wouldn't smoke pot.
>>13832748>slapping off Pinkie when offeredThat anon deserve no pony at all.
>>13832764I know this isn't it, but goth pank is really cute
>>13832764hello, late 90's
>>13832724What the fuck is going on in that gif?
>>13832764Who turned Tuck into a pony?
I've married my little pony
>>13832610That was a joke smear, it was meant to be found.
>>13832764i have a bunch of folders of drawing styles i like for reference.the second largest folder in the pone section is ghost's stuff;_;
>>13832805Me too. I'm very happy with Twilight Sparkle.
>>13832796cat-eared robot girl thing toy eats chocolate egg, builds transformer toy, is attacked by transformer toy, knocks transformer toy over to assert dominance.
>>13832809I summon tiarawhy in defense mode!!
>>13832809>it was intentional>i'm totally not a shitty hack cock sucking asdnnnuwefneffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>13832822Twilight sparkle is nonsexual, thoughMy little pony isn't
>>13832697I feel like that could have gone a lot better
>>13832809how much money have you received on september alone?
>>13832809What's it like living in a solid gold mansion?
>>13832782Fluffy is much better not only at aniating, but also at "being a decend human being"ing.
>>13832809hue/10>>13832829NoThere was rapeA lot of off-scene rape
>>13832841You don't know Twilight Sparkle very well, do you?
>>13832830oh you want to play yugioh?
>>13832809shouldnt you be drinking vodka right now or something
>>13832850No, your animation is terrible and you're a cunt.
tell me, what's more of a shitpostthis>>13832809or these>>13832830>>13832836>>13832845>>13832852>>13832865http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuuocoONN1JY8xuQQo0qeaPQZ5yNw2DWKt_QmhrZiBH-9ILUpqkloH5CnyUtnwmSw9Nxfess9Zr1q97jsV-ZLI3sP55rpSRZyYwrvv7DuuTrPgc-g5Q5gk_aFRFHvJ18N3p74Hfi1tGgzE00vhi8E4zKW0gMnmEsViv9_Ij1sj_2--F_oo4
what draw?Expect terrible beginner to tablets drawing.Also how the fuck to you guys make such nice pretty even circles with a graphics tablet...paper is a lot easier than this.
>>13832850Fluffy may be stiff but its way better than someone who crealy worships John K
>>13832861fuk off m8
>>13832809Are you planning to die soon? I hope so.
>>13832860I know that horse pretty well, actually.
>>13832836It's just held for 2 frames between the 2 smears
>>13832885scootaloo and featherweight
>>13832881fuck off Tiarawhy
>>13832885Use your shoulder to make the strokes instead of just wrist movements. Also practice a lot.
>>13832900You don't know her as well as I do.
>>13832885I don't. Perfect circles are for hacksPotatoes all the way bro.Jokes aside, I've often see the trick of drawing a big black circle and erasing the inside with a pen size slightly smaller.Also draw a Chrysalis please.
>>13832902no one caresit sucked
>>13832927Apparently you care
>>13832375That was terrible
>>13832805>>13832822>>13832841>>13832860>>13832900>>13832916And now we're the Sonic fandom.
>>13832783>>13832910and then this donation thing.tiara really knows how to scam people.
>>13832927i thought it was ok
>>13832922>Jokes aside, I've often see the trick of drawing a big black circle and erasing the inside with a pen size slightly smaller.
>>13832927it wasn't that bad, i just hate it because Buttom's Nom
>>13832916I know all there is to know about my little Purple
>>13832708is it badly drawn or what? Nobody seems to find this interesting. No unf?
>>13832941>nowAlso what is every fandom ever
>>13832941Stop trying to shit on the Sonic fanbase by comparing them to us, they're quite respectable people.
>>13832944holy shit he knows how to market to gullible fucking bronies, if anything it's admirablehow blind can you fucking be
>>13832957The heads are strange. A bit flat for ponies. And look at the size of the slut's neck!
>>13832956Can you post the one where she's like "i told him his story was cool, but it wasn't"
>>13832941we should all just pretend to be fluttershy like you do
>>13832968fight fire with fucking holocaust nuclear aids ebolapoxu guess
>>13832958CutestSmartestAll-around second best filly
>>13832956But she's not your little purple.
>>13832958How many people you've murdered yet?Were their corpses good?
>>13832944What's wrong with donation things? Everyone gets a product and people who want to donate can. I don't see the problem, it's not like he's keeping it behind a paywall and making you pirate it instead.
>>13832978I do not save macros of my little Purple, sorry.
>>13833008Stop trying to argue with retards
Pony made weed brownies and only told you after you ate them.How do you react?
>>13833003Oh i know, that's not what i meant.This one is mine now.
How does a dead artist come back to life?
>>13833008Nothing is wrong with donations.There's plenty of wrong with giving money to tiara, though.
>>13833015what a sadistic little purple horse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3EdUk8QXzc>one-punch man concept based on real shitwell damn
>>13833032Twilight Sparkle and I wish you two happiness.
>>13832957I dunno. Concept should be unf, but lots of little things about it just kill it for me.Too shiny, Rarity doesn't have a mouth, Applejack's face is weird, Rarity's whole head doesn't look right to me, the blushes are more like bloodied scratches.
>>13833031Hah.. A talking horse.. Hahahah
>>13833031pretend to be high because placebo effect
>>13833031Bash pone's head into the wall and stomp on pone's neck until there is no more twitching.Leave a note saying "pony poisoned me and now I must take her life and my own"Then shoot myself in the head
>>13833031Joke's on the pony, I switched all the weed brownies with cocaine coated cookies.
REMEMBERDON'T RESPONDREPORTAND HIDE
Pony is not having an A1 daywhat do
>All these people who are okay with poisoningI bet you were okay with those kids who sold weed brownies at a school bake sell
>>13833085I fucking love that gif.
>>13833051Twilight Purple can tell me so herself.
>>13833101Tell pony to stop quoting current memes in an attempt to seem relevant.
>>13833008the donation raffle thing is pretty shady. i think its even illegal in most places.
>>13833101w-well i-i'm sorry, y-you want me to reccomend another car wash?
Why is she so perfect, MLPG?
>>13833050Man, fuck that documentary. 20 seconds in and it's already sensory overload.
>>13833109Looks like something a dumb pothead would come up with.
>>13833008I don't wanna look it up. What's the donation thing? What's being offered and what's the price limits?
>>13832676BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>13833138The sharpshooter was pretty neat. Nailed a really tiny thing in midair.
>>13833110She's busy right now. Maybe you can visit us later.
>>13833109you were on /x/ yesterday too
>>13833161Donate 5$ or above, and a random winner will be chosen. Winner will get a custom animation done by Tiara and Mittsies. Doesn't say how long of an animation, only that the characters has to be from the show, and that some fetish restrictions may apply.
Pony insists on not being cummed on her face
>>13833161Pay 5 bucks to enter a rafle for a full complete animation. The winner will be picked on random on live stream.
pony ate your snacks
>>13833119what if you go to equestria and your favorite pony is a huge meme and tiarawhy lover?
>>13833192>>13833196Ah.That's not bad at all honestly. Pretty smart. I would've priced it lower I think.
>>13833193>inb4 I came on pony's face
>>13833206I have no snacks
>>13833213Bronies throw money at anything though. If anything he could have priced higher.
Would anyone like a draw request?
>Terraria 1.2 has a Pinkie Pie human NPC that sells party goods
>>13833216Well, duh, pony ate them.
>>13833225Scootaloo wearing a hat.
>>13833225Rainbow Dash scared and shaking from behind
>>13833232no I mean I never had snacks to begin withI am a very poor man
>>13833192i hope they choose the winner by looking through the tumblrs of the donators and choosing someone who isnt a complete retard. you dont want some idiot winner choosing lame ponies with a stupid fetish and making your flash look bad.im sure someone popular is going to win.
>>13833207>not being a cartoon
>>13833223It's funny how no one else is still making any fucking flash games to make money off bronies. Everyone here knows how tiaras doing it, why isnt anyone else trying it?
>>13833225are you asking for requests or if someone is taking requests?
>>13833223I don't really see a reason to look down upon him for that then. It's a market that's profitable, and he's using it smartly. I can't find any reason to dislike someone for being profitable besides jealousy.
>>13831789Pinkie pie would robably just make black and orange ones thenmaybe ones that taste like candy corn too.
>>13833251Because it's one thing to say how to do it than actually to spend time doing it.
What if the only way you could travel with pony were like this?
>>13833271i'd tell pony not to fret, and that i don't consider pony an animal
>>13833251I'm not really interested in making money with something that doesn't interest me.I also have other projects.
>>13833273It's a /b/ meme
Would you trust pony enough to crash at your place?
mspaint is surprisingly fun to scribble with
>>13833251Learning to animate is pretty hard work
>>13833273Nevermind him, he's from /b/.He's obsessed with this shit
>>13833225Twilight dressed as dantilan
>you're driving with your windows down blasting Winter Wrap Up when suddenly this horse trailer pulls up right next to your car>what do
>>13833271every time i see this i imagine celestia has a tiny body with giant headsomeone draw it out
>>13833287yesI just need to make sure she doesn't figure out my password
>>13833299I miss pre-Seven's paint. It was simpler and less bloated.
>>13833287>arrive in my bedroomwhat>implying clothes in my closet>implying laptop
>>13833310Do a 360 and drive out of there
>>13833271I would refurnish the inside of that cabin to make it comfy for my pony.
>>13833287>implying I have more than a single set of clothes
>>13833310>tfw the only thing acceptable to blast in your car is rap music and country
>>13833287>someone going through my room when i am outthis is my worst fear in life right now.
>your favorite pone will never be in Smash Brothers
I love you.
>>13833326For pixel-art, pre-seven paint was much nicer to use.Aside from the color picker still being crap, I actually have with drawing with these brushes win7 added.
>>13833350What are you talking about, they confirmed her a while back.
>>13833310yell at them to show tits
>>13833287Of course, specially that one.
>>13833359thanks Rose, i love you too!
>>13833348>implying anyone gives two shits about your collection of dragon dildos
>>13833365I actually have fun*
>>13833366we can dream, but imagine the scourge it would cause. Pony would be more mainstream than ever
>>13833366If she did, she'd probably be only in full princess modeunless final smashes were back
>>13833380>winking Celestiaoh my
>>13833287>pony goes through your room and finds your dragon dildos
>>13833350Who cares. Sanic is back, and that's all that matters.
>>13833365I only use SAI for pixel art nowadays. But yeah, it's not a bad drawing program.
>>13833371>hey Dash have you seen my boxer briefs, they're all missing
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13833350Pone wouldn't want to be in a shitty fighting game series.
>>13833390They are back.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13833395huh, when did they announce him?
Dash, please refill the Brita for once.And pick up your horse panties from the living room. That's disgusting.
>>13833287Sure. I have nothing to hide!I am more worried if the pony could trust me.
http://i.imgur.com/XllOUmc.pngPony just stuck her butt in your window. What do?
>>13833443Why don't you be a good homemaker and pick up her panties and make her a sandwich
pony is secretly a fifth columnist
>>13833468Start speaking with her vagina.
>>13833443What makes horse panties any different from regular panties?
>>13833504>not wanting to live in an egalitarian utopia
>>13833521the dimentions and proportions
>>13833521They smell like pony.
>>13833443QUICK MLPGLIST THE CONS OF HAVING YOUR FAVORITE PONY AS A ROOMMATE Like bad habits they would have
>>13833522WE CLEIGHM PONYVIILLLL IN THE NEIGHM OF THE BLUD REHVENS
Pony says you're too safe.Pony complains that you'd rather do nothing
>>13833521They expand to cover potentially embarrassing horseboners.
>>13833542>ApplebloomUnpredicable schedules and accident prone
>>13833551I would take pony on a hike or explore in a wilderness. How about them apples?
>>13833542>Rara samahaving to go to bed at a reasonable hour
Would you go with Rarity on an action packed trip to Detroit?
>>13833542>Implying there are any downsides to having best pony as roommate
>>13833551Well, I guess pony DOESN'T want to go rapid rafting in Tartarus after all.Pony is a loser.
>>13833397>playing GTA V online>playing GTA V>spending money on GTA V>GTA V
>>13833542Everything is a crisis and or/panic worthyGod help you if a spider appearsalso flower themed decorations everywhere
>>13833579This is why you're alone, you pathetic psychopath
>>13833577Say goodbye to any privacy you might have with Pinkie as your roommate
>>13833542>Twilight or ZecoraTwilight keeps me up at night with experiments. Of which I'm sometimes unknowingly a subject. On top of that owls are terrifying and spike has burned my sheets three separate times. I have to wipe my internet history every. fucking. hour. Also purple as in my face all the damn time. It's distracting.Zecora also does experiments but luckily will ask before trying to experiment. The dozen-or-so glowing bottles in the fridge are worrying, though. They've eaten through the glass a few times. Won't teach me about alchemy, and that's a shame. Also I those masks are freaking me out and the fumes aren't helping that fact.
>>13833586that pony looks bleached
>>13832432I declare a hoof war.
>>13833542AJ would get up really early and would probably smell after being out all day working
>>13833586I would use this to cause torment to no end.
>>13833606she just hasnt hard her morning cup yet
>>13833542>Gets mad when you dog-ear book pages>Gets mad when you don't re-shelve books, even if you're currently reading them>Tries to force you into a strict schedule>Drags you out with telekinesis if you refuse to go outside to make friends (assuming humans aren't magic nullifiers and can't learn magic)>Always beats you at warhammer>And 40k>And MtG>Minmaxes in every RPG>Uses you to test new spells>Treats you like spike sometimes, just out of habitTwilight is a shitty roommate
>>13833546Is that Lauren's daughter or something?
>>13833542>CheerileeShe periodically expresses her concern about my unhealthy living habits.Not that that's necessarily bad, but it will make me feel like crap.
>>13833546>you will never stroke her cock
>>13833610Is it time?
>>13833595Hey Anon! Why do you have folders full of pony crotchtits on your laptop?
>>13833542>FluttershyEither she is too afraid to get out of the room or she would whimper that she misses the forests and all her animal friends.
>>13833655Why the fuck not? Leave me alone Pinkie I was edging and you ruined it.
>>13833671>"what's edging?">pinkie will never give you a superspeed deathgrip handjob
>>13833577Is there any more of goth pie? I remember a picture where she's excited for a party, catches herself, and sombers up. Shit was 2cute4me
>>13833625I can see it.But Spike would be a total bro.
>>13833641And it'd make her feel bad because she wants to help but she knows that she has to let me make my own decisions, unhealthy or not.And that would make me feel even worse.
>>13833546>nasty uncleaned teeth
http://time.gov/>tfw no more time
>>13833542Probably her laziness would be her bigges con. She could be pretty messy as well, and speed metal 24/7
>>13833542which pony roommate would enjoy having casual and emotionless sex with you
>>13833753flicky little tail
Your pony roommate is ___8-Bit____
>>13833763Mrs Cake, Gilda or Pinky Pie
>>13833594I'm a psychopath for not getting getting gta v? I was already like that before
>>13833753>implying Dash doesn't listen to Motörhead on a constant loopSPEED FREAK, CAUSE I'M A SPEED FREAK BABY
>>13833397ps3 or 360?
>>13833804Although she is a griffon Gilda is still a pony.
>>13833802Good thing I've got noise cancelling studio headphones.Motörhead is okay but listening to it on repeat would drive me nuts
>>13833819griffon is not pony
>>13833763>casual emotionlessyou mean she's asleep? Because that is my fetish
Why do I find the "something 2: electric Scootaloo" pony jokes so funny
>>13833804>having gilda as your roommate>everI am sure you just want some causal sex from her, but Gilda will force you to do all the cooking and clean. And pay the bills. And berated your every moment.>>13833819This anon speaks the truth.
>>13833542 she would probably wake me up every morning by jumping on meshe is a very excitable pony
>>13833840maybe if you don't punch her in the nose first to assert dominance
sex with Anonymous
>>13833855>not kicking her in the ovaries
>>13832731>>13832712You guys are implying children will read the box before they eat what they presume is candy. Especially a retarded kid.
>>13833836Griffon is not pony but Gilda is pony.>>13833837No, DD. She's not asleep, and you're not raping her.
>>13833855She'd just punch you back.
sex with Bon Bon
>>13833876And then we'd have sex
>>13832686The "pointy plastic toys" are inside of a huge plastic container. I have no idea how anyone could be retarded enough to try and swallow that.Actually, you'd need to swallow the whole fucking chocolate egg in one piece to not realize there's plastic in it and that should already be pretty dangerous without the plastic.
>>13833880It's good, I like having it.
sex with hardcover secret belgian binded books
>>13833894>I have no idea how anyone could be retarded enough to try and swallow that.A retarded kid.
>>13833908The plastic container is big. A kid that's stupid enough to try and swallow it will also sooner or later try to shove its own fist down its throat and die anyway.
>>13833876Yeah, that's how any interaction with Gilda usually works. That's part of the appeal.
sex with shining armor and 8-bit
>>13833862>you will never recreate Jackass stunts with Gilda, Dash, and Scootaloo
Winghugs from Rainbow Dash
YOU GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR FAVORITE PONYBUT SHE HAS SOME SLAVIC BLOOD IN HERWHAT DO
>>13833922>throat fistingthanks for the new fetish, asshole
Ponies and humans and griffons and diamond dogs and minotaurs and goats and dragons and buffalo and zebras and donkeys and mules and mimickers and deer.
Gilda is second-best personhorse.
>>13833586>it turns out she's one of those motherly types that's constantly pushing baked goods on you>constantly>but they taste like shit>she uses hay in all of them
anal with apples
>>13833923It would be nice if the show or the comic introduce a female griffon that isn't as violent as Gilda.
beb as fuck
>>13833984But Gilda was never shown being violent. Aggressive perhaps, but never violent.
>>13833950Drink tea and vodka all the time and squat instead of owning furnitureLike I already doThanks slavic heritage
Princess Celestia's fat butt
>>13833950>she has some Slavic blood in herAll this means is she will be as adorable as Mascha.
>>13833950Is there a pic of Celestia squatting?
>>13833994I really don't understand the squatting thing. Someone want to explain?
>>13833970And the first?
>>13833990That is true, but Gilda leave such a bad stigma that follows her for all these years.At least that japanese fan comic about gilda was cute and nice, for a change.
Whatcha gonna do with all those apples?
>>13833978Rarity is best.
Twilight Sparkle requested for you to bring some human literature for her to read to further her understanding on human society.What do you bring her?
>>13834026All those apples inside yo'... bapples?
>>13834039Guards! Guards!I tell her it's an accurate retelling of historical events
>>13834039How to Kill a Mockingbird
>>13834015Nowhere to sit outside, nowhere to sit inside. Why else would you be squatting?
>>13834039Harry Potter series. And then tell her it's based off a true story.
>>13834015the Commies banned chairs and it's a carry-over from the USSR.
>>13834035Pinkie is best person horse.
>>13834039The Bible, the Quran, 1984, the Odyssey, the Iliad, The hunt for red October, and something by Hemingway.
>>13834039franz kafka's collected works, a few history books, and an anatomy/physiology book or two in case she wants to know what human penises do
Chubby Gilda is now your roommate
>>13834080>bible and quranmost religious people don't care about half the shit in those. she'd just think we stone disobedient children to death and decide what to eat based on whether or not it chews cud.
>>13834091Fuck, this does not deserve to be unf, but it is.
>>13834066BEST TIER>Rarity>Gilda>PinkiePRETTY YEAH TIER>Twilight>Dash>Celestia>TrixieOKAY TIER>Fluttershy>Luna>Applejack>Cheerilee
>>13834059>this is the story on the life of an artist I used to talk to!
>>13834039World War Z.Tell her it's nonfiction.
>>13834025well that is their problemmaybe gilda just really likes iron will's assertiveness lessons
>>13834102cultural significance and influence. Probably moreso with the bible.I don't follow either but for someone that wanted a comprehensive study of human literature, understanding the bible is pretty importantI just threw the Quran in because why not.
>>13834091stuffed belly is always megasexy>you will never rub your cock against that big fat sloshy belly and in her bellybutton until you cum all over her
>>13834091She looks preggers though
>>13833542Cons>Pinkie Pie>Way too loud and hyperactive>Try to get people to be my friends>Would question me about my lack of friends>Would probably want me to do drugsPros>Pony vag>Cute and cuddly>Floofy mane>Can make cakes (although I am a diabetic)
>>13834149Write more bellybutton stories, LKI need it
>>13834131>getting double-teamed by Iron Will and Gilda with a strap-on
I am mad at you anon and I don't know why
>>13834127I'd love to just take that Fluttershy out on a picnic at the park, and spend all day just talking to each other and enjoying the sights of nature
>>13834181OhI'm sorryI'll sleep out in the barn tonight
>>13834181don't get mad, get glad
>>13834130Casual babby faggot.>>13834039Battle Royale.Tell her it's non-fiction.Failing that, the screenplay for Evangelion.Tell her it's etcetera.
>>13834150no, like this
>>13834141The bible isn't as important as the way people interpret it was my pointYou need to bundle it with some history and theology books or it's misleading
>>13834220>Battle Royale and Evangelion>calls others casual babbies#wow
>>13834127I'd love to just take her boots off and sniff her smelly feet after a long day of hiking through whitetail woods
>>13834181Is it because I broke that apple cart?Because that was totally on purpose and I'm not sorry.Looks like you can't work until it's fixed.I guess we'll just have to have the day to ourselves.
Hey MLPGHow's your penis?
>>13834198>doing anything else with Fluttershy in any form that isn't glancing at her in disgust and quickly depart in the fastest possible way
Can it time be for bug horse?
>>13834247>Anon tries this>Gets hit, and then AJ makes him fix the cart
>>13834241what the fuck are you going to show her, some moeshit?evangelion, punpun, and kaiba are some of the best
>>13834039"Candide" by Voltaire
>>13834150>that size difference
>>13834241>McBaindoingstandup.jpgAlthough WWZ is terrible.A more fun way to fuck with bookpone would be something like House of Leaves.
>>13834039Atlas Shrugged and The God Delusion.Pony becomes euphoric.
>>13834269>Yablewit>Anon cannot into hard-working girls.>No matter how much he wishes.
>>13834236Good callSome history books and a copy of "The Prince" as well?
>>13834267Are you telling me you wouldn't use her for sex before leaving without speaking to her or looking at her and never talking to her again?
Canadians are a pimple on the ass of America.
>>13834318Nice government you've got.
>>13834318No, that's Mexico. Canada is America's funny hat.
>>13834267Normally I don't care about FS, but there's something about that human FS that makes me like her a lot.
>>13834332Canadian bacon butt lover.
>>13834318>clogging up our vending machines with their fake money>sneaking their fake bacon into our grocery stores>smuggling illegal maple syrup over the border>goose rustlingthe snowback is the greatest scourge to face this great nation.
>>13834327It's the future we chose
>>13834313>even remotely thinking of touching Uttershyte>sticking your dick in that filthy used goods
Abusing Fluttershy is just wrong...
>>13834296The thick eyebrow makes her look too manly.It's nice that Goat gave it a try though
>>13834318the canadian education system makes americans look like a bunch of prodigies taught by clones of famous intellectualsi wish i went to school in america
>>13834332So Florida is America's penis?
>>13834346The only bad thing about America is Americans and American society.And America.
>>13834362She obviously does drugs so there's no problem with it.
>>13834338>polite>shy>submissive>large blue eyes>long hair>strawberry blondeI think it's the fact that you have a penis
>>13834367We resemble that remark
>>13834371People who generalize Americans are the worstIt's like assuming all of Europe is a combination of the UK and a poor slavic state with France and Germany as islands of sophistication and reasonable people.
>>13834338i know what you mean, but that only elevates her from complete crap to just okay.
who AMERICA here?
>>13834394Floridiots are disliked by all ponies
>>13834412I'm not a fan of big tits/hips Fluttershy since I can never imagine her voice coming out of that bodyI feel the same way for most humanized Rarity pics.
>>13834235Hey why did you delete it, I didn't get a chance to see it :(
>>13834408indeedit's far better to generalize by state. america is more like a fragmented empire not unlike rome than a unified nation with a single identity.for example, idaho is full of idiots and canadians, whereas washington is full of microsoft, coffee, and canadians.
I need a link to the page hosting the IDW comics in pdf form!MY WHOLE LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!Please?
But just -how- gay is Gaffer?
>>13834460Not gay in the least.
>>13834362>implying"Say you want it, slut. Say it.""I want it...""Louder. Unless you want me to stop.""I WANT IT!"Abusing Fluttershy is literally the best.
>>13834460Open enough to bet sexual favors with his group of friends in games
>>13834421DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME, DONT YOU DO IT
>>13834412I'd love tenderly that Fluttershyor fuck her hard if she's in Flutterbitch mode
>>13834421>Actually caring about a half life movie>People still caring about half life
>>13834460We need more gay porn of Gaffer
>>13834460Straight as a pole
I'd rather get high with Fluttershy than abuse her.
>>13834367Yes and BCS is a huge wad of smegma.
>>13834460More heterosexual than you.
>>13834523I'd rather beat you up and then steer fluttershy away from drugs.
Someone draw Big Mac fucking that pegasus mare that Pain and Panic turned into in Hercules.
>>13834476That doesn't really seem like abuse so much as kinky sex.
>>13834460Gaffer is equally heterosexual and homosexual.
>>13834523Zecora would be more fun to blaze with
rarity wants to go flying with rainbow dash
>>13834546But you see, she didn't want it at first.
nonsexual sex with gilda
>>13834362>implying I wouldn't want her to abuse me so hard.
>"Tsk tsk tsk, how do you expect to please a mare with something so small? I'm going to have to prescribe you some medicine to help you out with that. In the mean time, take these suppplements to get used to the feeling"
>>13834505That's it, thank you.
party inside pinkie
>>13834584>nonsexualmeh>nonconsensualnow we're fuckin' talking.
>>13834595You're not a doctor, Fluttershy, fuck off. You're not even a goddamn animal doctor, you're some crazy hermit who collects animals. You don't know anything AND you smell like shit. Fuck off.
>>13834562best ponies to get high with: Pinkie, Zecora, Dash, Gilda, Twilight, Celestia, Mayor Mare
>>13834570But Rarity is a unicorn and can't go flying. She is slightly disappointed, just like she is by something every day.Rarity realises that life is very long and filled with nigh-constant tiny deaths.Well, wasn't that a good story.Good night kids, sleep tight, don't let the crushing inevitability whatever, go to sleep.
>>13834595fluttershy, I came here for an ear inspection
>>13834595Size shaming/penis modification fetishists creep me out
>>13834619Luckily, Rarity becomes an alicorn and she and all her friends can go flying together.
>>13834613best ponies to completely forbade drugs and focus on the magic arts with:Twilight (objectively best pony, but not my waifu)
>>13834619Rarity already went flying with Dashit did not end well
>>13834613I feel like Twilight would be that annoying little first-time high bitch that won't fucking shut up and just ride the waves.Celestia would be chill as all fuck though. As would Luna.
>>13834606>you will never rape Gilda>you will never see her go from furious and trying to buck you off of her to sobbing and just half-heartedly pleading with you to stop>you will never leave her bruised, battered, and brokenJust like the rape scene in Irreversible.
>>13834631Don't be too sad. Right now she's in heaven and has been granted powers to create whatever universe she can invision and do anything she wants in it.
>>13834641twilight is intelligent enough to see no harm in using a chemical to temporarily modify your brain chemistry, so long as it's not detrimental to your long term healthrarity is the type to forbid things on principle because they're "just bad" because she's fucking nuts.
>>13834677That's the secret conclusion to Applebuck Season.Applebloom walks in and yells "Hey! He's MY boyfriend!"
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mightyno9/mighty-no-9>3k in 3 minutes
>>13834664You disgust me
>>13834578So you encouraged her to step outside her comfort zone. She's enjoying herself by the end, right?
>>13834704Despite herself. She doesn't want to enjoy getting slapped in the face with every thrust.
>>13834460He'd not gay he's just a nerd. And didn't the other one put on on the dress?
>>13834713>Brony ponies0/10 would not bang
>>13834697People care about Megaman.Capcom has been murdering Megaman.People have been switching off from CapcomMegaman creators create 'Megaman' and ask for a little money to help them."Here have THREE MILLION DOLLARS."Good.This is very good.
Would Rainbow Dash tell embarassing stories of Fluttershy at Wonderbolts camp when they were younger?
>>13834715poindexter was the crossdresser
>>13834738megaman ZX was the last megaman-named game i playedi never played any of the suppsedly terrible 3d/open world ones so i never got mad at anything
How hasn't Pinkie Pie driven Twilight crazy yet
>>13834691No, she wouldn't want anything to temporarily modify her brain chemistry, she's a good pony.
Explain why marijuana is morally wrong to pony
>>13834756What? MM Legends was fine. Nothing too mind blowing, but good fun.Avoid X7 at all costs though. Christ what a piece of shit. At least X8 was pretty fun.
>not casually smoking with your favorite villain
>>13834800>smoking at all
>>13834800Smoking what? Crack? Tobacco? Cannabis? Crystalized love? The dried and powdered hearts of innocent fillies?
>>13834697Which Call design won? If it's not E then I'm not buying.
>>13834818>you will never smoke Sweetie Belle's dried up and powdered remains
>>13834780"Once upon a time a man had a monopoly on the manufacture of paper made from tree pulp. He also hated Mexicans very much.One day he saw that the Mexicans were smoking that same plant that was used to make superior paper to his own and they seemed to enjoy it and that made him mad. He tried very hard to have the plant banned, so he could have his paper monopoly and also to take a little joy away from the Mexicans he hated so much, despite all of the plants useful properties (not just paper! Lots of things!) and because the men in charge also disliked mexicans it was actually pretty easy.And that's why a plant that grows in the ground and isn't even hard to cultivate is illegal and wrong.Well, good night, Twilight."
>>13834780using logic or by using false dichotomies and screaming about degenerates ala quentinbecause the first one is pretty hard unless you reuse kant's arguments about violating the ultimate purpose of man (which also make masturbation immoral), which are very, very debatable
>>13834800I guess you could say she's CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN.
>>13834845Then anon took a long swig of vodka and lay in bed feeling bad because he didn't have the courage to get it on with pony
>>13834780Can'tYou can argue that anything that significantly alters you state of consciousness is morally wrong to use that way, but materialists and pragmatists would laugh you out of the room. Fucking rational people.
>>13834714Okay, I dunno if I could do that...Making her beg for the dick would be exhilarating though. Teasing her and goading her into getting more and more explicit with what she wants you to do to her.
>>13834818wacky changeling tobacky, of course
>>13834832Since when did pony have time for morals anyway?
>>13834780Morals are weak in nature and is saved for children.Pony wants Philosophies.Pony wants Ideals.I doubt pony would listen to my chatter, although the "straight edge armor guy" is a caricature of my straight edge ideals it's still based on somewhat "in real life" things but I didn't actually beat my cousin because he did drugs, I gave him a stern talking to.Sorry pony but I simply won't engage in alcohol,drugs or sex, instead I'll stay outside your home in steel armor waiting for any ruffians or changelings to make their move.
>>13834870Or then he lit up a massive spliff and made to leave but was stopped by bookpone, her curiosity compelling her to at least try it for sciences sake.Then stoned make-out time.
pony refuses to use any drug that doesn't increase her productivity
>>13834902Pony enjoys the suffering of others
>>13832501wow, someone else that share the same opinion on that quest. i just find it funny that he decided to put extras of the quest behind a pay wall, after giving some out for free. gotta milk it for all it's worth i guess
>>13834780According to Dick Cheney, marijuana funds the 9-11 terrorists that did the 9-11.
For fucks sake, IS THERE STILL AN ANTI-DRUG SHITPOSTER HERE?GO THE FUCK AWAY, NO ONE BUT YOU IS TALKING ABOUT IT
>>13834918*opiumwhich any idiot gardener can produce using plants that are still legal to growlol american drug laws
>>13834918but they fund themselves with opium
>>13834922If you keep getting mad like that he'll keep posting
>>13834905So you're a self-aggrandising faggot with delusions of importance who genuinely believes it matters what he thinks about the actions of others and that he can change them.Good to know.
>>13834845>He also hated Mexicans very much.Race had nothing to do with it
>>13834915that and it's also not that well done, the guy can't really draw anything but ponies, i find, so the human was poor
pony is taking your words out of context to smear you in public
Pony says letting others dictate what you can and can't enjoy is a preposterous sentiment
>>13834935Actually yesRacist newspaper articles were even used as arguments for banning it>Cannabis makes niggers act out of place! They look at white wimmens twice!>Lazy spics won't tend your garden if they're smoking pot!
>>13834959Pony should shut up
Pony refuses to leave until you eat her.
>>13834944But the bottom picture still looks horselike.Pic related is the 2nd worst offender of human poses btw.
>>13834959Pony just doesn't understand how the world works.
>>13834890>"C'mon, lemme hear you say it.">"I...I-I want you.">"I'm right here.">"No I mean...I...I want you...to...oh dear...">"Want me to what?">"To...take me...">"To the movies?">"N-No! I mean, that would be nice too, but...">"But?">"I mean I want...you...in me...">"What, like stab you?">"...Sort of?"
>>13834931but when does it end?
>>13834935Actually race has a bit to do with it. He wanted it banned because of the paper thing, but the fact that the mexicans smoked it was fuel for his ban-fire.It wasn't a major issue, but it was certainly an issue.And now Americans can't have a naturally occurring weed that grows in the dirt because of a racist paper merchant.And here in England we can't have it because fun was banned by Queen Victoria a year before she died and also that was when we killed the sun.It was our greatest triumph.And our greatest sin.And it never stops raining now.
pony is reposting that unfunny image/post again
Pony doesn't give a shit about drugs or anti-drugs.Pony just wants to know one thing: WHEN'S MAHVEL?
>open MLPG>people STILL arguing over pot
>>13834978Bottom one is them breaking their forelegs in what should be a detailed and memorable scene.
Pony alternate mane styles!
>>13834978>not pinkie pie reading the newspaper
>>13834933>Implying I have delusions of importance or that I self-aggrandize myselfI simply don't like drugs and I don't like when people discuss them.and checking previous threads a lot of people have been imitating and making fun of me, I just don't like drugs.
>>13834994Quiet Woolie-pony. Mahvel time is any time.
>>13834994Pony is a pie-stealing liar.
Pony wants you to stop posting one-line statements about her on imageboards.
I'd rather have Tiarawhy shitposting than this god damn pot shitposting
>>13834984>the whole time this conversation is going on, you're sitting naked at the side of your bed with your dick standing fully erect and Fluttershy gazing hungrily at it>"Fluttershy, I can't help you if you won't tell me what you want."
>>13835000That's a very masculine pony
We should talk about those nerds
>>13834944I like this comparison myself
>>13835023I would lick pony's ponut.
>>13834997I can't really tell. It's all glowy and shit.>>13835001>not the very next few seconds of this sceneouches
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13835018Pony the liar stole my pie
>>13835023Pony is disappointed in you.
>>13835041Fuck you she has a butt of gold.
>>13835041She's a very ugly human too
>>13835034oh, it's NBSthis explains everything
>>13835025"Shitposting" has lost all it's meaning>i'd rather have a person I dont like saying something then these faggots arguing about which freedoms to trample over next
>>13835025screw it, i'll play hats instead.I WANT THOSE FUCKING GUNBOATS, WHY DO I HAVE THREE RAZORBACKS BUT NO GUNBOATS, GABEN PLS.or another chargin targe so i can craft them.
>>13835025>in before both
>>13835073with that view, shitposting never existed>these guys aren't shitposting, they're just posting in all caps about stupid things
>>13835000The ones from the front are creepy as hell
>>13835101>lestopped reading.Fuck off.
>>13835032>"Ohhh please quit teasing me! You know what I'm trying to say!">"I'm not sure I do.">"I want you to f-!...">"Hmm?">"I-I want you to fff-....!">"Can't quite hear you there Fluttershy.">"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!">she promptly hides her flushed cheeks behind her bangs>"...Good girl. I knew you had it in you."
I wish I were a real pony
>>13835075I have both of those if you want one.
>>13835075post idI have a spare
>>13835123Well, she's about to, anyway.SOMEONE GIVE ME A RIMSHOT.HOLY CRAP THERE GOES ANOTHER, I'VE GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.Ha haaaa. Sex jokes.
>>13834967i can believe that i guess but why is it illegal in other countries like russia or china.
>>13835101I think it's cuteI want to kissu
>>13835075I keep finding metal boxes how do I open them?
>>13835087no argument pls>inb4 "I dont need an argument, youre just wrong!"
>>13835161hey dork, your argument is right here >>13835092
>>13835161I dont need an argument, you're just wrong
>>13835160keys that you trade for or buydon't bother opening them unless you have divine luck or the crate number is divisible by 10
>>13835179I don't know what that is.
>>13835123I like it.
>>13835140>>13835134i'll find what i need soon enough, but thanks anyway
>>13835183Well that whomps.I have like 5 now.Oh well.I hope I start finding weapons for the classes I love soon. I keep tripping over fish and launchers.
>>13835123>with enough of this, you can get her so pent-up that she starts speaking like she's in an h-doujin
>>13835117le irritable self-important aspergers man
>>13835038>rarity and mrs cake, eh thats kinda cool i guessWHAT A MINUTE IS THAT RARITY'S MOM??FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKMOTHER/DAUGHTER NUDE SUNBATHING IS MEGA UNFIF SWEETIEBELL WAS THERE TOO I WOULD TEAR OFF MY DICK AND THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM
Anon was walking around in his new space marine suit and accidentally stepped on your favorite pony
>>13835041you are one to judge, when you are kinda ugly yourself anon.
>>13835220you can always go to the scrapbanking sites to trade for weapons you don't haveScrap.tf and scrapbank.me allow you to trade for most things with easeAlso, I'll send you some items if you want
>>13835224But after her orgasm(s) she'd probably flush a deep enough red to look like Big Mac.
>>13835258could master chief beat up spider-man
>>13835258that's ok, I'm tony stark
>>13835198Hehehe, stupid goy.
>>13835258Never have pancakes been more relevant
>>13835258what pattern of armor?*unsheathes twin powerswords and cocks meltagun*BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?>>13835217Scrap.tf mate, it will let you trade for nearly any weapon you need with ease
>>13835123>"Now...how do you want me to fuck you?">"H-Huh?">"How. Do you want me. To fuck you?">"Uh...I...I-I don't-!">"I'll do whatever you ask me to.">"...Anything...?">"But only if you say it.">"Eep!">"The more you say, the more I'll do to you.">"...">"So go on...Don't be shy."
>getting a boner to ponies
>>13835217You bitched about not having them and now people want to give them to you for free and you decline?
Pony has straight edge anon locked in her basement, what do you do?
>>13835263Oh damn Id totaly appreciate that! I'll check out your spares.
>>13835307that's a chapter, not a partern of armor
>>13835315But pony is supposed to be in the basement. Basement is not for human.
>>13835331PONY IS NOT FOR BASEMENT
>>13835330Geez, wh40k is a meme, not something you actually like.
>>13835266Exactly.And every lewd word out of her mouth would get her absolutely dripping.
Hey mlpg, how did fluffy ponies start?
>>13835346Pony spent too long in the dryer.
>>13835315Pour gasoline down the stairs and toss a match.
>>13835346silly greentexts and cute art, just like batponies, background pony fanons, and satyrs
>>13835346As a joke in MLPG. Back then the only death I can recall was drowning in absurd ways. Usually it was just cute stuff though.
>>13835346we started writing and drawing cute things about extra-fluffy normal poniesthen we started making them petsthen people were writing them constantly every thread and it got annoying, so people started writing grimderp stuffand then it stopped here, but the piss picked it up
>>13835346As a joke.
>>13835371batponies started out as being a thing on the show
>>13835314i already added someone a while back who wanted me to give items, but i always feel like an ass for just taking something without any compensation so i declined.and i'd rather keep vidya and MLPG seperate, because i don't want my name to be associated with sucking ass at hats.>>13835294i'm a casual and don't go in too deep.
>>13835346Started on MLPG as death prone little ponies that anon always tried to helplessly save but usually failed.
>>13835382that were blown out of proportion with cute art and greentexts, like all the other background ponies.
>>13835343Yes, I am okay with this.
>>13835315be friends with him because I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any
>>13835393this is a thing that happens here dude
>>13835383it's not even hardcore stuff mysterious blue pear for 2 refinedyou just click the weapons you want, offer up an appropriate number in return and then trade with the botssuper simple stuff that takes no time at all
>>13835383Shut up and take my items Xieril
>>13835382Not the ones that people talk about always.
>>13835403did anon draw that fluttershy orgasm denial
>>13835403Of course you are, you slutty little pony.
>>13835426Still, I doubt that they would even be a thing if they hadn't appeared during Luna Eclipsed. Or if Equestria Prevails hadn't drawn them.
>>13835429oh man, this was requested?oh jeez
>>13835417i got almost all unlockables and for now that's enough variety. i just wait for shit to dropi don't even have a gibus>>13835419nobody even knows i play hatsi used to be good at TFC and it's almost amazing to see how hard your skill deteriorates
>>13835448If EP didn't draw them, we wouldn't have talked about them, and they wouldn't have been a thing on /mlp/So, as always, I blame MLPG for bringing something retarded into the spotlight
Total slave for capital consumnerism!
>>13835461anon said he'd give it a try yesterday, I'm eager to see it aswell
>>13835500They are totally cute.
>>13835485>bringing something retarded into the spotlightlike the first person who pointed out Derpy
>>13835500Then you have the million OCs in their own little continuity thing
i love hiding
>>13835481that is fucking nasty.
>>13835517I don't give a fuck about that, I just save cute pictures
>>13835517Who cares about those?
Total slave for donkey cock!
>>13835481>that RarityWelp, looks like I'm gonna fap to it
T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
>Total slave for forced meme
You arrive in Equestria but Celestia demands that you receive a cutie mark as a human. She magically zaps your ass and your face appears on it with a giant cock in your mouth. How do you explain what your talent is?
>>13835573If the AJ one does anal I'm going to be laughing too much to fap.
>>13835560total slave for small cocks of cute boys in pretty dresses
>>13835601>total slave for being mad and not knowing what a forced meme is
Don't you ever get tired of posting that same thing over and over?>unnf.jpg>total slave for donkey cock