Old Thread>>13815301Applebloom always wanted a cutie mark, but it comes with a cost. Was this "cutie pox" a disease or just some mojo from the potion that Applebloom drank? Was it nice to see Zecora again? Anything you would like to add about this episode?
>you will never know the secrets of the zebra butt
>>13817804>thread for best ponyyessssssAnyway, it was probably more a voodoo cure thing than a disease in that case.More Zecora is always good.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2JAPONIES SEASON 2 IS ON RIGHT NOWJapanese Discord is odd but his voice grows on you
I heard this was an apple filly thread
>>13817819I can think of a way...
So we won't do that Pinkie comic idea?
>>13817840There are a lot of cute apples in that episode.
TWIGHRIGHTU IS RUCKY PONYALSO NEW ENDING FOR SEASON 2 JAPAN PONIES
>>13817862>weIf you want something done, organize it yourself
>>13817844>I LE POSTED IT AGAIN XDXDDDDDDDDD
>>13817819It happens to Zecora all the time.
I just noticed a lack of fast pony in the past few threads.>tfw xieril is ded/hats us
Just in case anyone's interested, the chubby pone thread has been on a writing overdrive lately, you might want to give it a look
>>13817897I'm pretty sure the people that already care are already there.
>>13817896Be the change you wish to see in the thread
>>13817864There sure are
>get into japony stream at last seconds (because I fell hook line and sinker for the whole "no season 2 japonies" thing)>hear discords voice>mfw
Don't mind me, just setting my password so I can move the marker because the bottom slot freezes my fucking browser when I try to change it.
>>13817908That thread's quality is...fluctuating. I wouldn't be surprised if many of the interested individuals check it every week or so
>"Trixie has arrived to Ponyville to see this... human thing. Bring it at once to me!"
>>13817896>xieril is ded>when he literally posted a few hours ago
>>13817897I'm mildly miffed that the story I posted there got no replies
>>13817830That is what I thought as well. I bet the pox itself came from Discord.
>>13817925Would you tower over her menacingly.
>>13817938Which one was it? I'm pretty sure all the stories that have been posted there lately have gotten a lot of feedback
>>13817889That guy's face says that he had plenty of "affection" for his horse.
>>13817912I love it when they do cute things like that.
>>13817957MLPG, a thread should beThat's always
>>13817946No, because Trixie is a very big pony
>>13817948http://pastebin.com/MSDvvfwTI didn't know if people didn't like it or just didn't see it
>>13817957>because I got 6 replies that means my opinion is validated and that I should screencap it
>>13817957Do you post this just so we have an excuse to post Babycakes?
>>13817971it's "That's often" you loser
What do you guys think on the content on /unf/? Anything glaring?
>>13817987>>13817948>>13817938You've got an entire thread for this garbageFuck off
>>13817963There was an awful lot of cute in that episode
>>13818012That is mighty cute stallion too.
>>13818010Go suck on it. You're not the thread police.
>>13817946>"...yes, you will do. Get into Trixie's wagon."
>>13817948Huh, I totally overlooked itMaybe you should post the link again when they make a new thread, I'm sure I'm not the only one
if your favorite pony had an itchy anus, would you lick it to soothe her
>>13818010hey geniusif you're physically incapable of ignoring things you don't like you might want to use this handy feature
>>13817869>offered $80 for rose's underwear>i only asked that she jog for 40min in them first>she refusewhat a mega prude
>>13817974More to eat then.
>>13817988but I got three more now :^)
>>13818046It's probably itchy because she hasn't washed itSo yes
>>13818044>those>suckablepretty sure I couldn't fit one of those in my mouth without causing discomfort to the pony
>>13817989>you will never screw like the wind
>braeburned adds a few pictures for the small quest he took forever to finish>put a pointless paywall on it to get a quick buckcan't say i blame him for that. if i got a large fanbase than what my artist skill deserve like him, i'll do the same thing to my followersstill, i'll give it 1 day until the extra are easily found on the internet
>>13818070Why aren't you practicing with grapefruits?
>>13818078Did he drew Gaffer yet?
>>13818059I am sure there is some lurking somewhere
>>13818078yes, I saw this post in the other threadwhat's so bad about an artist trying to make money off their work?
>her last drawing:(
>>13818008I don't really understand the question but I think it's hilarious that anon tried to play board police and got totally shut downthat said, I would love to start an erotic cosplay camwhore thread of my own (or just crash the existing one) but I don't really have the "talent" or an idea of how to do the outfit I want
>>13818118feeling her up during a seizure
>>13818102That's okay. We have Endii now, Anon. Ghost died so that he may absorb her artstyle.
>watching a horse walk around with its full boner flapping aroundits so hypnotic
>>13818082because grapefruit isn't delicious and I lack that sort of dedication
>>13818132just do it. the other guy on there is manly as fuck and he still takes embarassing ass photos of himself for the internet.
>>13818107>"Yes, adventure... you will now become a part of Trixie's Amazing Show! Ponies all around will pay to see the strange ape thing."
>>13818143>We have Endii now>at least we have this loud crybaby shit!anon pls
>>13818143Is that how it works?
>>13818180...How much am I getting paid?
>>13818012>that last framehngngngn
>>13818182what a very ugly plushie
>dying before S4 airs
>To be fairStop saying that.
>>13818180Trixie gonna get raped by the strange ape thing.
>>13818230That is really sad. He was obsessed with pones, but never got to meet them.
*wwanders over yonder*
>>13818097considering that he hastily drew the pics, had less quality control on it than his worst pics, drew pretty bad human anatomy, took forever to finish it for a small quest and yet people sing his praise for itsorry, but i just don't see it worth a pay wall behind it when he did better for free
>>13818260Are you here to talk ponies or are you just coming to whore for all the attention?
>>13818260I don't really like Wander himself.
>>13818260Hey GGwhatdid ya think of japonis discord
>>13818258Yes she is.
>>13818205>"Nothing. Trixie will feed you... or something.">>13818251>"D-don't you dare lay a hand on Trixie! My power is beyond your monkey brain thinking... stuff."
>>13818297GG pls.Finish the details on this.
>>13818206Yeahhh I loved that too, that is a really unusual angle for the show
>follow klondikes tumblr for the cute art and possible lewd cory dragon>there is no art any more>only memes and complaining about highschool and videogames
>>13818273I'm more surprised about how low the paywall isI thought paypal ate transactions that smallregarding everything else, I'd like to quote a Trent Reznor song"Don't try to tell me how some power can corroupt a person, you haven't had enough to know what it's like. You're only angry cause you wish you were in my position, now nod your head because you know that I'm right."If he wants to sell some low-rent smut and he can get away with it, then he should.Kid's going to school, he's gotta eat somehow, right?
>>13818289I ain't goin' until I get some sort of contract filled with benefits and agreement on some sort of payment. You also better not try any funny business.
>>13818260Hey GGYou post too much and attention whore too much.Soley because of that I loathe you.
>>13818338>folowing klondike for artsee, thats where your assumption went wrong
>>13818365you're so gullible
>>13818365*hungerabs you*SNACK THE CRUNCH OFF?!!?!
>>13818365Congratulations, it works because of people like you.
>>13818365That guy is not meJust pretending to use my name for some reason
>>13818403Oh gee, guess you better draw something for confirmation!
>>13818365Bait like this is possible because of viewers like youThank you
>>13818403I'm the real GG
>>13818403>for some reasonthe reason is he is a shitposting reply addict who will do anything for a response.
>>13818403>some reasonanons false flag shitpost because they hate contributors
>>13817912I won the three legged race with my friend in third grade. I never had a friend as good as him ever again. Matthew, you were my bff.
>>13818358>"Hm, fine! Name your price..."
would pony have enema competitions?
>>13818403Yeah, I know you're the real one.
>>13818102So was it confirmed?She's really gone?I want to post a silly horse crying, but I think it's in bad taste if the kid actually died.
>>13818456I want 40% of the cut for. I also want Health Care, dental and days off while on tour. Also cuddling with you at night. And my own trailer
>>13818550>And my own trailerlike that's ever gonna happen
>>13818536She's gone and it's been confirmed multiple times over
big ponies are best ponies
>>13818600Somebody should stream some cartoons.Then we can watch those cartoons together and laugh and reminisce and say unf and other things.
>>13818353a low paywell is still massive compared to no paywall, regardless on how cheap it isi think it safe to say that a lot of people would wish for a large fanbase that will easily part with their money on even their worst work. not say that he's corrupt, just smart in this positionand usually people get jobs to help to feed themselves, it's not like he's incapable, that's kinda of the point of college (it is college right? i don't keep up to date with his life, if at all)
>>13818617what cartoons would you like to have strammed?not that I'm offering for todaymaybe this weekend
>>13818600What if little ponies were actually normal horse size? Would you still try to marry your waifu in Equestria? Would you feel ashamed that you need to stand on an orange crate to satisfy your woman?
>>13818600that big gloomy is too cute and cuddly.
>>13818453I always wonder what it would be like to hang out with a really good friend from elementary school again.
kraut pls goand stay gostop being jelly of other people
>>13818635You should compile a list of what you've got.Spawn the animated series.
>>13818503what were their names again? i want to filter them
>>13818637>normal ponies are horse sized>Celestia's fuckin' huge>you will never get lost in her wings
>>138186648-Bit and Anonymous. Add those to your filter and you should be set for the 10's of 20's of fanart pics they might get.
>>13818637I wouldn't have that problem.
>>13818635OLD SPONGEBOBit's like the old Simpsons to me. Infinitely quotable, always enjoyable, and better than the shit of the new episodes.
>>13818503Are these the new epic meme ponies that everyone keeps talking about? lol I want to fuck him up the ass xD
>>13818635Batman the Animated SeriesSpiderman the Animated Series
>>13818600Imagine snuggling up by her anus while she lets out a bit toot.
>>13818637>Normal pones are 8 ft tall and have to crane their neck>Direct nose to nose booping possible>>13818673>Celestia is 14-15ft tall>You look like a small child standing next to her>She can scoop you up and hold you in one wing
>>13818688i don't care about SA's comic, and 8 times out of 10 whenever they come up in discussion it's going to turn gay, which i'm already getting tired of.
HEY MLPGDID SOMEONE ORDER PIZZA
>>13818737Really? They're not even using Poindexter and he's the one that likes crossdressing.
>>13818699>married unicorns use age reduction spell during married consensual sex>because its the guys fetishhmmm i wonder if this would be illegal or not
>>13818743Pepperbrony pls go
>>13818639>gloomy>>13818600Disgusting.A derivative Marka.There is only one Marker Pone.
WHO IS BEST CMChttp://strawpoll.me/490808
>>13818737Actually I think Gaffer is totally straight and always rolls 20s on his impregnation rolls.
>>13818743is this the thing that replaced donkey slave and wonderovertrap?
>>13818765>MarkaIs that supposed to be some marker stallion?
>>13818737>not liking gayWhat are you a faggot?
>>13818766but they're all my ponimouto
>>13818779I know you think it's the same guy posting things every thread, but you're wrong
Will the parents of the Argon girl, name of Susie, please pick her up at the casino? Thank you.
>>13818743Can someone explain this shitty show?
>>13818737its the latest comic. every new character is sexualized to maximum when a new comic is out. all mares and stallions.that is what mlpg is now.
>>13818766I voted Babs, but overall I agree with this poll.
eternal cuddles with nightmare moon
>>13818789it's annoying, and the less I have to deal with it, the better for me.so fuck off and stop trying to force this shit.
Yoga fire>>13818637What if condiment pone was size of normal pone / horse
>>13818766THE RESULTS ARE CONCLUSIVE
>>13818828It'd never happen.
>>13818828c-can she really do that?
>>13818825>implying this is something newNigger we sexualize everything. Don't be a baby faggot, you dork.
>there will never be a Pinkie's Dream Course game
>>13818852she'll make the night last forever just for you
>>13818852Only if you're cool with cuddling her from the inside.
>>13818838>Yoga fireYoga Fire is a projectile attack. That looks more like Yoga Flame.
>>13818840>all those people that failed to vote for best ponyI am disapointed
As of tomorrow, Exit 9B will be a year old.
>>13818858i never implied it was something new
>>13818840>Babs Seed over AB & Scootaloo
>>13818868how nice of her>>13818872that sounds rather comfy
>>13818890I blame the humanized fetish art that has nothing to do with her
>>13818766>Only one vote for Applebloom.Sounds about right.
>>13818890I liked Scootaloo best before Babs came along. Now she's second best.>>13818916Well then blame MSOB's Sweetie too
>>13818789Come on anon, I was the best person you thought to impersonate on this issue?
>>13818916Tits are not a fetish, they're a secondary sexual trait.
What is night? What is day? Time is just a concept created by man, but what if we removed that? No seconds, no minutes. Our time could be endless. We'd be living in infinity, one moment to the next.Good morrow to you, MLPG.
>>13818840Actually Babs is tied with Sweetie for Best CMC
Hey guys, I heard in the internet that Ghost died, is it true?
>>13818949You have a better option?
>>13818946>Well then blame MSOB's Sweetie tooWhat? I much prefer that cute Sweetie AA did.I eally wish he'd do more.If I had money I'd commission him to do it.
>>13818965Then obviously they're wrong.
>>13818972Stop talking about it! It's sad!
>>13818961I like how surreal this is gettingthe zoom one yesterday was fun toothe rest of you "lol I posted it again" types need to take a page from this guy's book
>>13818975Yeah, you could have been me.#smokedickerryday
>>13818956there's a difference between tits, and the mounds that she's drawn with
>>13818978>What?I'm saying it's dumb to blame things like that when there's just as much unrelated human Sweetie
>>13818981I'm sorry I'm sorry, I honestly thought it was bullshit.
MotorboatingOppai Loli Sweetie Belle
>>13818979Poll just updated Babs took the lead.
>Babs over SweetieOVER THE LINE
>>13818874OhMy mistakeI don't play much Street Fighter
>>13818990Well fuck a nut. I forget you sometime. Occasionally you don't wear your name on.
>>13818975I'm Bi, I'm not even pure gay.
>>13819001She doesnt need to be a loli anymore~
>>13818995yeah, but human babs is ONLY drawn with nonsensical proportionshuman sweetie is typically more believable
>>13819011>Babs sitting on Sweetie>''Yer not the biggest gal in this joint 'nymore!''
>>13819014>boopBetter than perfect.
>>13819009Then they're more wrong than I thought.
These pones are mine. You guys will have to find some other pones.
>>13819032>Human Babs is ONLY drawn with nonsensical proportionsNo she isn't, and that's still dumb to think that's the only reason people like Babs
>>13819054these ones are mineI guess you can have the purple one when she takes her wings off, but you have to give her back when she's a princess
>>13819063Then why DO people like Babs outside the bit tittied OOC bullshit that always comes up?
>>13819054I will take this pony
>>13819032Babs is drawn with relatively good proportions sometimes.https://derpibooru.org/432028
>>13819073I liked her way before anyone humanized her because of her goofy accent, nonstandard looks and that cute thing she did with her hairAlso her episode was pretty damn good
>>13819066>>13819054In that case, these ponies belong to me.but you can play with them if you ask nicely.our ponies should meet up sometime
>>13819029I'm not a big fan of this Sweetie to be honest.>>13819066>tfw elslowmo hats us
>over hear sister talking about the worst fetishes with her friend>she mentions one of mine as the most disgustingthere is no hope
>>13819073The normal reasons people like characters, maybe?Don't be such a jaded jackass, anon.
>>13817804>>13817830>>13817941Remember the "small child logic" operating behind Equestria.Ponies have apparently not yet discovered the theory of contagion. Like medieval people, they assume sickness is a form of poisoning, whether from "evil vapors from the earth" or some toxic plant or animal. So, it's perfectly rational for ponies to assume that "cutie pox" is caused by eating the wrong magic flower and yet at the same time is cable of being passed from pony to pony.
>>13819091should've been fapping to transformation instead
>>13819091you're upset because you can't ERP your awful fetishes with your sister?that's pretty weird, dude
>>13819091Now you will never get to perform your favorite fetish with your sisterwhat was it
>Ponybot: HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE, WILL ANY OF MY SPECIAL ATTACHMENTS BE NECESSARY?
>>13819103Let's take this furtherthe rules of reality are bent by perception
>>13819060DAMMIT YOUYOU FOLLOWING ME?
>>13819119Everyone keeps speculating that but the obituary says heart failure.
>>13819119ponybot, please activate your marshmallow-soft padding, increase in size by 75% and cuddle me to sleep
>>13819116Ponybot attach vibrating phallic tail appendage please.
>>13819091... What is it?
>>13819081There's nothing wrong with normal proportions, it's just that big tits are better.
>>13819084>Also her episode was pretty damn goodEh I felt the episode was a bit hamfisted in regards to the theme of bullying.
>>13819091Well at least you're not trying to fuck your sister...right?
>>13819054See this pony right here?She's mine.She said she'd probably have tea with her admirers or let you buy her something sometime, but me and her are an item.
>>13819116Ponebot must always be well maintained and oiled
>>13819156Teach me, Lunabot! Bring your moon justice!
>>13819136the only thing wrong with huge tits is the neverending stream of retards clambering all over one another to post something about back pain
>>13819155I'm fucking her behind your back.
Would Celestia ever completely shut down the government for absolutely no good reason?
>>13819164It's a real pain in the back, I tell you what.
>>13819170No because she's Celestia and loves her people
>>13819168So you think.That's Sweetie Belle, einstein. You've been fucking a filly, bro.
>>13819103Or maybe it's just magicYa dingus
>>13819170>for absolutely no good reasonShe needed a vacation and it's hardly fair for her to take time off and make everyone else stay at work
>>13819124Don't you have a minty kung-fu master to attend to?
pony is bored
>>13819164pretty muchI-don't-like-thing-so-noone-is-allowed-to-like-thing-fags are the worst
>>13819186Has Celestia ever once made a mistake as a leader, and if she did, would it ever be addressed?
Would you allow pony to use your sister's vibrator and put it back in her drawer without washing it off?
>>13819201After running things for so long, she's bound to have slipped up from time to timeI'm sure she's very open to criticisms and alternate points of view
>>13819192>you will never have three mares all to yourself
>>13819193I just noticed the tail is in a different position in each panelI like the wings spreading out too
>>13819190But what about all the poor ponies who rely on government programs to survive?Times are tough, some ponies just need a bit of a leg up
>>13819193That is not a show pony.
>>13819193Pony shouldn't eat when bored. That's a bad habit, pony.
>>13819210I don't want pony to catch whatever horrible diseases by hypothetical sister is carrying
>>13819197I like thing so no one else is allowed to dislike thing.
>>13819193it is just a nightguard with their helmet off anon
>>13819223are you seriously getting upset because people are posting fictional horses in the fictional horse thread
>>13819197Boob woes are the hottest thing for me>She turns around near a shelf>Books fall on the floor, neatly piled up
>>13819233Hit the nail on the head. This is how fetishfags force their shit on everyone else. They always wave the 'boo hoo stop hating on me' card whenever someone says their fetish is shit.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can returnto your studies in Canterlot?
>>13819248>filenameI laughed>>13819212Good, because 1 is enough trouble
>>13819155Please treat her right, anon.I love her with all my heart, but if you make her happy I will not get in the way of that.
>>13819212Think you could handle three mares at the same time, MLPG?
>>13819248The pony that you posted looks like a show pony, the one on the picture I posted doesn't, therefore it doesn't belong here.
>>13819164>post a chubby personhorse>HOLY FUCK HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT SHE PROBABLY STINKS FAT FETISHISTS DESERVE TO DIE PICTURES OF GROTESQUELY FAT WOMEN.PNG
I'M GOING TO MARRY RARITY
>>13819276The likes of Ross and Dobson have done nothing to better our image either
>>13819265Come on, anon. It'll be good experience.
>>13819294dobson's an inflation fetishist, it's different
>>13819084all those things are bad and they have to humanize her the way they do because other wise she sucks arse
>>13819303But it's less interesting to me than one really special pony
>>13819308Eh, same bag
>>13819303Who doesn't want the Mayor?
PONE KNOWS BEST
>>13819327Hard to believe it's only been 2 years.
>>13819326But you'll get to sleep under a big pile of fluffy and feathery pones.
>>13819270You bet, good Anon. I'll give her hoof rubs, back rubs, hoof shines, and hand feed her grapes when she's taking a break from dress making. We'll wine and dine it up and cuddle at night. She'll be one satisfied mare. One very satisfied mare.
>>13819330NO IT'S DIFFERENTYOU JUST DON'T GET IT
>pantyanon might get banned from /unf/>hotglue is A-OK
sex with luna
>>13819358Why would you post that?
>>13819349Pony may be light in weight, but 3 ponies is too heavyone pony can be lifted around or mooved if needed
>>13819366Ban em all. Sounds good to me.
>>13819164But girls with absolutely giant tits end up having a lot of back problems. Are you trying to tell me that you're going to ignore all of the downsides of having massive tits so that you can objectify a female character for nothing more than your own personal sexual gratification? For shame!
>>13818456>>13818550Looks like Trixie lost out oh well
>>13819366Not pantyanon!I love that guy!
>>13819371>not wanting to be the center of all their affection
>>13819356I'll do all those things PLUS I have an 8" cock
>>13819381I can carry her tits around for her.I am willing to make that sacrifice.
>>13819356I'm so happy for you two.I really am. It may look like I'm crying, but I'm not.
>>13819366/unf/ should be strictly a 34 board, meaning no visible real life dicks. I don't want to see you faggots jizzing on horses, and I don't want to see you parading around in your skivvies with your cock pocking out.
>>13819381I'll hold her tits up for her and i'll work out with her to strengthen her back.
>>13819393>>13819399>stop ruining my fantasies!
>>13819400I'll be the center of affectionn, but for one very special pony who will be the center of mineno need to worry about keeping everyone happy, just her.
>>13819414You're not "ruining" anything you retard, you're posting shit everybody knows because you think everyone else is dumb.There's a reason it's a fantasy, god damn.
>>13819414Basically, yes. What's wrong with having a fantasy that falls apart if you look at it too hard? The entire point of fantasy is that it's impossible in the real world.
>>13819414That is exactly what i'm saying you fucking lug-nut, that's why they're called fantasies.
>>13819409Well I disagree.Pantyanon is life, Pantyanon is love
>>13819366Thread for reference.http://mlpg.co/sic/res/103.html
R34 REQUESTS GO
>>13819403>8">not having a strong masculine physique with an 8.5" cockAlso, I got her first. Sorry, ol' chum.
>>13819418You mean you couldn't love all of them?So cruel, so heartless, anon.
>>13819436Sexy Derpy and Carrot Top
>>13819436Octavia cum inflation
>>13819436Spike wearing a pretty dress eating out Rarity while being pounded by some random stallion
>>13819442I just don't have the capacity for love at that leveland I don't want to risk having multiple broken hearts when I know for certain I can have just one happy one.
>>13819366Well gee, which one has anything at all to do with FiM?If you want to see dudes in panties, make a /soc/ thread.
>>13819436How many pones involved are we limited to?
>>13819436Rarity femdomming fluttershy
>>13819436Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW Micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>13819456>deaf is pantyanon's hateanonI guess this was obvious in hindsight. He's the only homophobe on MLPG.
>>13819436anon and spike frottingspike must have the double d
>>13819440>not having a strong masculine physiqueI'm 6'8" 285
Since no good beast doujins have come out lately I'm just going to post these old ones just becausehttp://exhentai.org/g/477232/084a62488c/http://exhentai.org/g/612578/e442840710/Some people might not like this artist's style, but I really can't get enough of it.
>>13819425Well, having giant tits isn't exactly a fantasy. Girls can have some pretty massive tits, though not like the giant perky ones in art I guess. Now something like vore is completely destroyed by simply thinking about it. Unless you write out anything you don't like with the use of magic, it turns to shit. ba-dum tish
>>13819467In that caseFleetmac. Ballsucking.
>>13819466>He's the only homophobe on MLPG
>>13819436Spike eating out a crystal ponyThe pony looks unimpressed
>>13819466I'm neither of those things, silly.>>13819477I snrk'd.
>>13819474>strong>masculinebeing 6'8 doesn't mean shit when you look like a circle, you 300 pound fatass.protip: no, you don't look like the Heavy.
>>13819466>calling anyone who doesn't want to see a dude's nuts a homophobePeople like you make it really hard for others to not hate gays.
>>13819450Whoa, fuck yes. Rarity should also be saying something like 'good girl' to Spike.
>>13819475>tfw no pro-quality doujins of Pip x Rumbleplease santa claus give me this one thing this year
>>13819366>>13819409http://mlpg.co/sic/res/103.html#103Make your voices heard in this thread.I want it to be a Rule 34 board. Not some camwhoring shit.
>>13819493>who doesn't want to see a dude's nutsWho the fuck is making him look? The gays?
>>13819466>let me shove my balls in your face!>what do you mean stop? you fucking homophobe!
>>13819491>football players aren't "strong" or "masculine"
>>13819466He's not even that good of a trap.
>>13819509I agree.Take your fucking camwhoring to /soc/ or /b/.
>>13819491I can't imagine fifteen pounds would turn me from a slight gut and no other noticeable body fat to circular, and as he's talking about strength and muscle weighs considerably more per volume than fat, you may be making unwarranted assumptions.
>>13819516Football players actually look strong and masculine, they are 285 pounds of muscle.You are not 285 pounds of muscle. You are a circle.
>>13819516>football players>manly>literally wear tights and look up other dudes asses while trying to catch balls
>>13819527many players have significant amounts of bodyfat
2 good pony artists have died this year you could be the next one
>>13819507>Pip x Rumble>not Rumble x you
Stop arguing.Answer this:Why didn't you save her?
>>13819538>boxers>many>literally are mostly naked and fight over a belt and purseSee, I can make flawed arguments too.
>>13819554damn i dont want to miss this opportunity!i need to dig out my tablet and get back into drawing pony this very night! thanks anon!
>>13819547And still manage to look strong and masculine, since it is a lot of muscle. It is muscle because they train a lot and are expected to perform for hours.I may be making assumptions, but it's a strong assumption that unless you're in the NFL, you're 285 pounds of fatass.
>>13819546I wish we could take all of these kinds of peopleand then sterilize them.
>>13819507You have no idea how much I want this.I always wanted it to start out pretty innocent. Maybe the two colts playing a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" and one of them remarking how big the other is. Then things would get a lot more lewd.Maybe one day one brave Japanese man will make a doujin like this.There's also this comic, but the art is a little wonky.http://exhentai.org/g/594459/002306bb69/
>>13819546your point being what?
>>13819560More like Pip-chan x me. Rumble doesn't do a thing for me honestly
>>13819565But that argument is infallible. Naked men hitting each other with foam pads for belts and purses isn't very manly.The one's that don't use mitts and actually make their opponents bleed are considerably more manly. They're still naked fighting, but it's because they hate each other so much that they don't wear clothes as to offend the man they're fighting.
>>13819576When you assume, you make an ass out of u_____
>>13819602why are celestia cosplayers always so awful?
>>13819606Yeah, but at least I'm not a fatass.
>>13819612I always see Michael Cera.
>>13819576I think you'd be surprised how much more a person can weigh at this height and have it not be noticeable.
>>13819583Why would showing your dick to a friend immediately turn into a gay blowjob anal fuckfest, though? Can't two boys just flash their junk at each other and see if they're bigger or not?
Don't know if anyone here cares but Lindsey Stirling has a new song out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99ZYIECx1Vw
>all this soc
>>13819618You probably areI may be making assumptions, but it's a strong assumption that if you're on 4chan, you're a fatass.
>>13819628yeah they can but that's not what happened in this case alright
>>13819636>that 5 minute paper machier horn>those clown eyebrows>that photoshop
>>13819640Okay, I can see that you're mad enough to go down this road.I'm done calling the 285 pound anon a fatass, he's probably just Arnold Schwarzenegger. You win.
>>13819612are you not happy?
>>13819649That's alright, then. I mean, if it's just a freak thing because they're overly curious, that's cool. If the story is written well enough, it works.
>>13819657>you're mad enough>he copied your text and changed a few words
>>13819673What the fuck is going on with that hat?
>>13819628It wouldn't immediately turn into that. They'd show each other their dicks and be done with it for the day. But one of the boys maybe Pip would want to see the other's again and this time try touching itThings would spiral down-hill from here and somewhere along the way Pip would end up in frilly dresses and stockings
>>13819602I would hoofbump that Scootaloo. The others don't seem to be sure what's going on. I'm extremely biased though.
>>13819657>Arnold SchwarzeneggerI feel more insulted now.
>>13819672It's cool bro, someone that's 285 pounds is probably 100% muscle.Not even bones or skin, just muscle.
>>13819686FuckFuckWhy hasn't this happen yet?This needs to be a fic, fast
>>13819695You know, he looks really damn good for 66.That fucking core, those forearms.
>>13819712He still looks like he could punch a tree in half. A little flab doesn't mean he's lost any strength.
>>13819728I'll take twelve!
>>13819695>>13819712That image was when he retired from movies. Hes jacked as ever now.
>>13819728ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS
you're walking down a dark alley and these three bump into you and tell you to get out your walletwhat do
>>13819740Based ArnoldTHE example for telling the world to go fuck itself and doing what you want to.
>>13819728that scootie is a qt
>>13819748be glad I pack heat
>>13819748I wonder why they are dressed as a pirate, a ninja, and Robin the boy wonder.The theme just doesnt seem to be working
>>13819748Give Sweetie Belle my wallet
>>13817987I tried to express appreciation last night but couldn't get my phone to postSo thanks, if you're still around
>>13819745FUCK YOU, RICH ANON. I SWEAR TO GOD.
>>13819755Hes not the only one. Stallone is a year old and jacked as well.
>>13819728I wish I had money for Scootaplushies
>>13819755It helps if you're incredibly attractive and a multi-billionaire movie star
>>13819792I wish I had money for a Sweetieplush.
>>13819794When I get to that age im gonna be loading up on hgh and steroids too. Pic related.
I've done it. I've finished them
>>13819814Oh god those tits
is this by GG?
>>13819794I'm talking about how he got that way, anon.>dumb Austrian with a stupid accent>becomes Mr. Universe>wants to be a movie star>gross body, goofy accent, nobody wants him>suddenly>CONAN THE BARBARIAN>after his stint with stardom, wants to get into politics>fucking governor of CaliforniaWhat's your excuse?
>>13819781>a year oldThat is one muscley infant.You mean 'a year older'?
>>13819822Those aren't tits, those are pectorial muscles.
>>13819818I wish SOMEONE wouldI REALLY want a Nightmarity plush of that quality
>>13819824no that's apple jack
>>13819814James Randi is fucking ripped
>>13819804Why not save enough for all three.
>>13819403>>13819440>boasting about having over 8 inches>when ponies is calculated to have about 7 inches and that's if they are unable hilt like humansyou'll probably scare her off as well as every other pony
3 hours until The Happening.Watch C-Span live.http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN2/
>>13819821EeeeeI love 'em
>>13819827wrong place, wrong time
>>13819821Those are some cute bookmarks. Would buy if I had money.
>>13819821Adorable. I'd print those out if I could.
>>13819821>no shining armor with cadence
>>13819830Yea. Also: here's a kid with a mysostain deficiency. Bassicly he has a "disease" where his body builds muscle and doesn't store much fat. He will be jacked his entire life no matter what he eats.
>>13819850Arnold was born in the wrong place and the wrong time, and found the right place and the right time
>>13819843The great foodstamp shortage of '013
>>13819837So commission one?
>>13819821YOUR BOOK MARKS ARE SHITSHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>13819840I would run out of extremities.
>>13819821shit nigga that's kawaii
I wrote thing, if people are interested. It's short, supposed to be a little reflective and whatnot. Luna talks with a pony who's working on something in the middle of the night. no clophttp://pastebin.com/jCSUgQJ4
>>13819858what that actually means is that unless he eats like a bear 24/7, he's going to be tired and in pain from his body breaking down muscle for fuel instead of fatdon't always look with jealousy, anon
>>13819866RAINBOW DASH PLS
>>13819868But they'd be small, and you could hold all 3 at a time!
>>13819878>no clopWHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME
>>13819827I mean I've heard that speech and yes it's inspiring but let's be real here he got incredibly lucky to be chosen to be an actor. His "success" is basically on par with being a youtube celebrity that randomly goes viral and blows up - some people just get really luckyAlso I don't really believe that nobody wanted him, his accent is charming and he was very attractive like I said earlier
>>13819878It's neat. Read it.
>>13819821Man, those are fucking adorableBut I feel like the Twilight one is kind of lackingThere's not much contrast or movement compared to most of the othersIt just looks less appealing to me
>>13819858>Giuliano StroeNope, he's just been to the gym since he was born.
>>13819866Confirmed for a dog earring faggot.>>13819857I was thinking of doing eight more. I'll make a note of it.
>>13819878>clopso none of the ponies are moving?
>>13819878I would read thing, but I am busy.
>>13819890Exactly!This anon gets it.
>>13819881>having to eat like a bear 24/7 is the downside
>>13819895>I mean I've heard that speech and yes it's inspiringOkay, cool so->but let's be real here, he got luckyOkay, now you're grasping at straws. To equal his success to luck is just wrong. He worked hard for what he got and never stopped trying.It's okay if you're cool with being a quitter because everyone successful is just lucky, but keep it to yourself.
>>13819907I'm going to find out where you live, come to your house and then push the top of your ear down
>>13819890Sweetie alone would cost me an arm and a leg.I wouldn't have enough limbs to be able to afford all three.
>>13819940>iron on eyeit's shit
>>13819921>expensive>literally always eating, even when full>can't just eat junk food because his body needs fuel, not shit>has to eat on the job, during school, wherever he goesStop being a shit, eating for sustenance is a pain in the ass
>>13819908smut. whatever. I use both words. same to me.but Luna's only in the sky or on grass, so she wouldn't make a clopping sound, anyways.
>>13819934Noooo my ears don't go down.
>>13819951Even if the eye was exquisitely hand-stitched, it would still be shit because emo Fluttershy.
>>13819928There's a lot of people out there who legitimately deserve the success that they achieved by working tirelessly. Movie stars and pop musicians generally just get there by dumb luck though. I like Arnold but it's not like he is a stellar actor or anything.
>>13819954so no clop is true thenno pony hooves are making clopping sounds
>>13819964>Fluttershy dresses up in her old modeling fashion to excite Deaf>He beats her until she's bleeding out the ears, tears her hair out, and uses her tears as lube as he rapes her ass
>>13819980that is correct.
How do you leave a conversation when its just you and another person
>>13820002well nobody bought it
>>13819996Anon, why would you write this.This is terrible. Fluttershy is meant to be gentle with.
>>13819836In his age those are moobs.
>>13819967>movie stars and pop musicians comparing apples and oranges, I like it>get there by luckneither get there by luck, pop musicians get there by making catchy pop music that's guaranteed to sell along with a lot of corporate meddling. later, they're cast aside because nobody cares about them and all their money runs out and they live shitty lives.>movie starsdefinitely not. the few examples you've heard of a director just eating lunch somewhere and seeing someone he wants in his movie are just that, few examples. actors work for years, take chances, relocate constantly to stay on top of the game, etc. it's not luck at all.it sounds like you're just bitter
>>13820013Say brb, log out, then the next time say your wifi died.
>>13820013Tell them you're going to get something to eat and then leave
>>13820017She's meant to be, but this is Deafraper we're talking about
>>13820022>>13820027>>13820032It's my roommate
>>13820013just say that you don't want to talk anymore, that you're busy, you have to go, etcit's ok to tell people that talking is draining
>tfw realized i've been on or tangentially part of mlp and mlpg since december of 2010>coming up on three fucking years ago>watched the entire thing crumblecan....can we nostalgia for a second?in a way i miss not knowing much about ponyland and its ponythings
>>13820046>watched the entire thing crumbledo what now?
>>13820041tell him that you just realized you had to do something and walk off.
>>13820046take your name off, you're not important
>>13820046No Nostalgia threads must be scheduledI am afraid you will need to make an appointment
>>13820046What's even crumbled? We're basically having the same conversations now that we did back in the day.I think your nostalgia goggles are turned up too high.
>>13820013Are the people on MLPG really this autistic?
>>13820046fuck off dinofag, i've been around just as long as you have, and you don't hear me bitchin
>>13820046>that night when all of the namefags and tripfags came out of the woodwork>people from 2010, 2011, everything>all laughing and having fun, no shitposting>start a synchtube, we all watch There She Is!! and some other animationsit was such a wonderful nightand it was like a few days before synchtube kicked it, too.
>>13820046noi do miss when there was almost no porn
Somebody has tied pone to post. What do?
>>13820098laugh at pone
>>13820081But there are no bookings for nostalgia threads for a solid year
>>13820098pony has stupid inconsistent powerlevels like Pokemonpony can get itself out
>>13820089>ponychan>bronies, in generaloutside these wallsthere aint much left
>>13820120There was never more outside 'these walls' worth having than there is now.
>>13820096I miss September 2010 too
>>13820122free pone or free pone?
>>13820134it was pretty clean until feb or so, really. there were the occasional crazy threads which were fun but it tended to be tame.
>tfw only 4 days older than Ghost
Looking around for some naughty pone requests. Anything unf worthy floating around in your heads?
>>13820162b-but anonthat would m-meanUNDERAGED PONYING!?
>>13820141free the pony
>>13820163nobody likes the things I unf to
>>13820163Chrysalis sexing Twilight in front of Celestia
>>13820171nonsexual cuddles with NMM
>>13820163Spike eating a crystal pony
>>13820162Get the fuck outta here you little shit.
Pony wants to help with spreadsheet
>>13820120Nothing will ever come close to the feel of the good old days, Dino-friend.MM and Disco and NoInk taking requests, Butterscotch writing late-night fics and posting them in-thread, HFPS writing fics, all that crazy speculation, honestly in many years across many boards that first year or so of pony was one of the most memorable periods in 4chan history for me. I know that's incredibly autistic but it's the truth.
>>1382018615 year old girl pony artist who died 8 days ago. She drew lots of pony art and did the weed trixie tumblr>pic related
>>13820190That's because you're terrible.
>>13820205Okay. Is pony certified?
>>13820197But AnonI draw
>>13820202Well if I posted all of them, a lot are actually pretty well liked.http://imgur.com/W5SoQPR
>>13820224that means you are 16 years old and as such, are underage
>>13820234Faves on what?
>>13820224still need to get out unless you draw pony buttsluts
>>13820251f-listit's great for organizing
>>13820208>tfw joined MLPG during Sleepless in Ponyville>some time later Princess Twily was announced>everything was ruined>I will never have good times with MLPG>everything is already used up and gone
>>13820234WowThose ARE horrible
>>13820257...I'd never been to f-list before today, and I don't even want to be there again.
>>13819091What's the problem with your sister hating your fetish? It's not like you were planning to act it out with her, right?Seriously, don't go down that road. I did it once, and have regretted it all my life.
you as a shota cuddling with your waifu as a filly
>>13820256hey quit copying me
>>13820224dotkwa pls go
>>13820286well, it is a hellish place full of illiterate furries trying to juggle ERPing with constantly masturbatingbut like I said, it's really great for organizing your fetishes.
>>13820241I'm going to get my lyra plushie and sit in front of the pc with my blanket all night
>>13820266There are still some good times to be had.Just....just not AS good.
>>13820211>implying deathshe probably just gave up on all her accounts and faked her death to ditch the brony bullshit
>pony will never be your girlfriend
I enjoy pony NOW just as much as I did in summer 2011
>>13820311There has got to be a better place.
>>13820340Somebody found her fucking obituary.She's dead, man.
>>13820208I remember people talking about pony before and after it's debut. I thought "are you people fucking kidding me?"... then I finally gave it a chance and fell in love early 2011. I miss those days.
>>13820303If you lust for buttslut ponies then I can't help copying you sorry m8
>>13820302Again? Well, it's fun, but the kids are in their teens and they're getting embarrassed.
>>13820340That's retarded. There are obituaries confirming her death.
>>13820348I don't think so. It's literally got a comprehensive list of every fetish ready to be organized into favorites, yes, maybe, and no.Plus 40 custom fetish slots for the superfreaks.
>>13820340No she's dead D-E-A-D. Heart failure,died in her sleep. There was a Vigil for her just the other night
>>13820346You are doing it right, anon
>>13820353You know what I miss? Lunchables.
>>13820358>only the dead can know peace from this evilwelp
>tfw leagues of fat neckbeards in pony garb and lewd pony art will never show up at your funeral
>>13820362what the hell are you doing anon
>>13820355buttslut ponies are my domainand I can be territorial
>>13820378>death failurewhy do i have a really bad feeling she drank monster or red bull drinks
>>13820378Why couldn't it be nah I'm not wishing death on anyone, that's too edgy for me
you could have saved nancyshe just needed a friend
>>13820403Not even Jay?
>>13820404he's too poor for that and worried about power levels
>>13820336>If Twilight offered to transform you into a pony and take you to Equestria, but with no chance of returning, would you do it?I'd do it, but not because I hate my life. I just enjoy the idea of living in a world with magic more than one that is devoid of it. I'd ask if I could stay human, though, because fuck losing the greatness that is hands.
>>13820416the world needs a clown
>>13820191>>13820196>>13820225These are kinda okay. Anything else before I pick a request to do?
>>13820398Look at what happened to fluttershy, it's best to walk away
>>13820426Big Mac taking Fluttershy's virginity.
>>13820410>tfw this is actually going to be true when I off myself
>>13820437He asked for a request, not a miracle
>>13820426Gilda cumming into the Cakes' cake ingredients
>>13820402>Death FailureSounds like a great name for a Bollywood action flick
http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/post/62764533792/mittsies-animation-donation-raffle-click-hereSo, in other words>PAY US SO WE CAN DO A FLASH FOR ONE OF OUR BEST SKYPE FRIENDS
>>13820426Shinning armor and cadance cockvore
>>13820436>zecora not rhyming0/10 it's shit
>>13820191I read that as sexting twilightThat sounds hilarious
>>13820419>I'd ask if I could stay humanI don't even
>>13820437*taking her butt virginity.
>>13820162Happy birthday, Littleanon
>>13820442it's true without you offing yourself too, you faggot
>>13820462You're not allowed to be a cute pony. Not now, not ever.
>>13820454holy shit nobody cares stop bringing that shit here
>>13820454Will he look up the full name of the winner and post it on 4chan?
>>13820454>Tiarawhy and myself are going to be doing our first-ever Animation Donation Raffle in which a lucky participant will get a CUSTOM FLASH ANIMATION from the two of usI don't see anything about friends, nerd
>>13820480If you ever become a pony anon, your cutie mark will be a parade getting rained on
>>13820442Why can't I be your friend?
>>13820487ProbablyI'm so glad I've only ever given money to 2 drawfags
>>13820469>open package>eat the pepperoni by itself>eat one of the pizza crusts>use the other two to make a cheese and pizza sauce sandwich>eat that shit>chow down on your Crunch bar>finish your capri sun>go play with your friends
>>13820482holy shit it's almost been a year since I bought that
>>13820487what is this about now?
Anyone feel like watching a movie?
>>13820454>implying it's not going to be completely rigged>no details on how they're doing the drawing>make up a pretend donator as a vehicle to pretend that someone actually won when, in fact, they've already got an animation done and are just trying to milk their fans for extra brony bux
>>13820513Tiarawhy posted Ghost's personal info on MLPG
>>13820498You'll go to Equestria as yourself. If you're really, really good, and acquit yourself well, someday you may be allowed to be reincarnated as Ahuizotl
>>13820520I'm always in the mood for a movie with MLPG
>>13820454>giving a millionaire more money
>>13820525That's kind of creepy, I'd really not want people from the internet to track me down if I died. Only my buds.
>>13820525I didn't say anything the first time, but if this is going to be a reoccurring thing:1. It was a confirmation that she was really dead, in a situation where many people were unsure.2. Not all of 4chan is /b/.
>>13820436wrong kind of buttslut
>>13820508Wait, is this... the special Lyra? You know which one I'm talking about.
>>13820525He posted it because everyone was asking for confirmation if ghost really died. If you're going to shit on him at least do it over the right stuff hateanon.
>>13820548not himno it's not
>>13820524Did you even read it?>donators will be put into a random draw raffle and the selection streamed.
>>13820558The seams on her buttcheeks still give me a smile. I wish I owned a Lyra of this quality and stockings.
>>13820571That means that they're going to pick the name from a hatAll the names are people they know on skype that they have an agreement with
>So you've decided to turn against me, Chrysalis? I have managed to keep my end of our bargain. Are you not satisfied with what you asked for, or did the young Skyla tell you something unusual?
>>13820525The post with her irl info is also up on eqd. So.... who cares?
>>13820571>random draw raffle>selection streamedAnon, pls. You know this shit is easy enough to rig. All you need to do is make it appear random. You can still have your results fixed and rigged. Honestly, I think it's a brilliant money scam.
>>13820557wait what? so if I died people have a right to look into my personal life? Because they are curious?
>>13820601Obituaries and newspaper articles are pretty public, anon.
>>13820590Great conspiracy there bro. Did you check your teeth for nsa microchips this morning?
>>13820525sa.png anon plsshut up
>>13820451This one sounds pretty hot. I'll see what I can do, Anon.
>>13820601>personal life>obituary posted online for all to see>obituary lists donations and where to send themhue
>>13820632shit man, brings back my ytmnd days
All babies taste the same on the inside.
>>13820632Pone leg wiggles sure are adorable. I want to tickle pony while she kicks frantically.
>>13820529whatcha wanna watch
>>13820689LOTR Trilogy Extended
>>13820689Dash what are you doing in Pirates of the Caribbean?
>plebstationWill not buy
>>13820713what do you think?
>>13820700Thats like 9 hours!
>>13820719thin your paints
>>13820689>Pirates of the Caribbean>Rainbow Dash inside
>>13820713>>13820734I dont know why
pony used up the last of the toilet roll in the bathroom and didn't put a new roll in
>>13820757that damn ponywhat would pony even need toilet paper for
>tfw brba is over
>Pinkie found out you use the word Ponut>one day you're just sittin doing human stuff when BAM Pinkie ass in your face>she put sprinkles on it>"Wanna taste?"
>>13820757I use wet wipes for my ass.
>>13820778I think it should have ended at s4
>>13820689>Inglorious BasterdsHehehe, stupid Goy.
>someone got a 3 day ban for this
>>13820804Celestia confirmed for mod.
>>13820804>mods are celestiafags
>>13820798>All that work building up Hank over the season>For nothingYour opinions are wrong
>>13818621You sound like a tremendous jerk. College kids are not all that well known for being able to get a job, especially in the soft market.If you can't be bothered to pay $.50 US, sure, just scrape the larger versions from his postings - but don't be a faggot and think somehow his work isn't worth ANY money to ANYone.
>>13820781>bite her ponut>tear the flesh
>>13820781Shrug your shoulders, then lick around the rim. Make sure to firmly grasp her buttocks as you lick all of the sprinkles off, including the one that's poking out of the center a little.>"That's pretty good, Pinkie. Could use a little more sugar, though. Got anything else I could try?"
>>13820823S5 felt tacked on by comparisonIn a lot of ways the end of s4 felt pretty conclusive
>>13818353>that quoteSpot on.
>>13820781>expand jaw>swallow ponut and pony attatched to it>"te he anon, now let me out"
>>13820798>>13820870For me it ended in Ozymandias with the rest just basically being an epilogue.And 5b > 5a easy.
>>13820886S5 was great no doubt, but it just did not feel neededI was glad for more brba though.
>>13820722Like you had anything planned
http://i.imgur.com/ZrnKcSJ.jpgpick your poisonhard mode: no Marty
>>13820778What's a brba?
cuddles with gilda
>>13820927Why the fuck is Marty even in there? The rest are all girls.
>>13820927Myra Foxworthy pls
>>13820872it's definitely of my favorite albumsAnd that longing that you feelyou know none of this is realyou will find a better place in this twilight
Pony can't beat Wing Fortress Zone
>>13820927>Popy Oscar's Oasisfuck, right in the dick
>>13820927UhWhat do I do if I can't decide between like 10-12 of them?Calling Rita just in case
>>13820963B-but pony said...
>>13820970roll nigga>boxdogfucking lucky
>>13820963if pony could beat Metropolis Zone, pony can beat Wing Fortress Zone
>>13819456fuck you, jacking off on childrens toys is way worse
>>13820980I've never seen A Goofy movie
>>13820980wait, shitwrong my heart
>>13820996Neither is better or worse than the other, but only one is even remotely related to the show.
>>13820984Oh, didn't realize it was a rollI'll take Boxdog.Your dog is pretty okay too.
>>13820452>>13820585>heart failurefug :DDDDddDDD
>>13821024how in the fuck is it related to the show at all?
>>13820927I bet I roll an animal
>>13820927Why the fuck not, rollan
>>13821033Pony toys, silly.
Pone says early to bed, early to rise
>>13821032spurdo pls :DDDDD
Pony plays GTA 5.
>>13820927BOXDOG X1000also why the hell is tiffany fox there and not cassandra cat, the cat who totally wants slylock's dick
>>13821046I... don't know who that is.
>>13820927Fuck it. Hit me with your best furburger.
>>13821051so you are telling me if the panty guy shoves a rarity toy in his asshole while masturbating it is acceptable by your standards?
>>13821076because it's for doge daythere's a cat one too but I can't find it.even better, I don't want you fucks slobbering all over my Master Tigress
>>13821086My standards? No. But neither is jacking off on toys.The board standards appear to be that yes, that would make it acceptable.
>>13821051>>13821086The panty guy also has a CMC cape corset. Does that make it show related
>>13821025i was there for the original boxdog threadsit wasnt that special
>>13821075GTA 5 is an awsome game. SO MUCH SHIT TO DO!
>>13820927what am i doing
//derpy.me/iisylstreaming movie come watch if you like
Don't come around here no more~
>All these faggots not picking Shenzidat Whoopi Goldberg voice
>>13821128i love transformation
>>13821119Are you a reptilian?
>that smug face
>>13821117Did you find that ghost chick?
>>13821106Stop taking about this shit hereTake it to the subhttp://mlpg.co/sic/res/103.html
>>13821119what is thiswhat the FUCK is this
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13821163FINISH THE FUCKING GAME
>>13821117I wish they released it on PC I heard Rockstar made 1 billion fucking dollars on release!
>>13821169That's just what she wants her friends to think, when she suggests that they all buy into a tontine.
>"Anon, Darling, remember what I told you about using shampoo?"
Pony doesn't feel so good...
>>13821201Pony says you are
>>13821075>playing GTA V>find strip club, "vanilla unicorn">instantly think of RarityYou've ruined me, MLPG.
>popup >go to close it>it minimizes, accidentally close browserTHANKS CHROMETHANKS ADBLOCK
>>13821189PC is coming. It'll show up before end of March next year.
>>13821208fuck off rarity I literally just came out of the spa after a full wash and conditioningyou're just a fucking racist, that's what you are
>>13821208I did thoughit's even that tea-tree stuff you told me to get
>>13821208Only once a month?
>>13821208I use shampoo you little knob slobber
>>13821222Go to your history?
>>13821233is that the fucking turtlezord?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13821225Oh shit don't be fucking with me anon, are you serious?
>>13821208I use yours
>>13820781Pinkie I have waited my entire life for you to ask me that.>Grab her cushy, fuzzy fat ass cheeks and bury my face inside>Lovingly, tenderly, yet feverishly rim that pony ass, leaving not a single picometer of anus flesh untouched by my tongue>Give her the most passionate licking anyone has ever given to her, anywhere>Even through her plump ass cheeks pressed against my ears like ear muffs I can still hear her surprised little gasps that gradually morph into yearning, almost painful moans>Feel her legs quaking under my hands, and the shivers run up and down her spine every time my tongue breaches her ponut hole>Have to eventually move my hands off her ass cheeks and wrap my arms under her knees to keep her from collapsing as her horse body is wracked with orgasm after orgasm from my oral ponut massage alone>Find her in the Ponyville square the next morning, gossiping loudly to the other mane 6 about what I did to her last night>Other pones see me approaching and all quickly look away, embarrassed>Notice a few of them squirming in their seats as I walk past
>>13821218Rarara's second job is exotic dancing
>>13821262nothing but rumors and speculation
>>13821218Borderlands did it first.
>>13821154Shut up, go and draw pleb.
>>13820827i didn't say his work isn't worth money, just that oneand all because some can't get work, doesn't mean he can't, but i'm sure he has his way of living all sorted
>>13821281that's not true;_;
>>13821276I hope we get a hyperion moonbase dlc campaign
Pony hasn't cum in 5 weeks
Worst tripfag list:DinofagNathanSentenal01BCSNBSChoose one
>>13820827i got a job 2 months after leaving collegei only seriously started looking the last two weeks of that, and had a job by the end of itthe degree helped a lot, in truthfurthermore>keep crying bitch nigguh
>>13821315oh shit best ship time.
Trixie's aching, hefty, balls
>pone fast food
>>13821270I actually want to see this drawn but humanized
>>13821273Precisely.It is worth noting the cadence between GTA 4 console and PC. About 8 months. If it slips past March, it'd probably be so that Take Two can give FY 15 a nice boost by doing a PC and PS4/XB1 release.Actually, you know what, given that, I'd say that an April or May release is nearly certain.
>>13821273Fuck you, Rockstar is planning a pc release.
>>13821314> lel I got job that means everyone can get it if they just tryYou are the most tremendous scaly faggot of all, Dino-fag.
>>13821324I'd like to see it drawn pony
>>13821319>you keep sucking her off>you swear you've downed at least a gallon of spunk>but those balls just keep swelling larger and larger>and her erection never dies down
>>13821328Will pony get a copy?
>>13821309Dinofag is NBS
>>13821324>I actually want to see this drawnSeconded.Pony or human. Both are fine.
>>13821208Yes, we use it every second or third day so it doesn't strip all the oils from our hair. Also this shit is made for sweaty horses so it's doing terrible things to my hair.
>>13821309nbshe actively seeks to ruin thingsthe rest merely do so unintentionally
>>13821309anyone know how long NBS has been around? i know he likes to tell his life story to everyone so someone must know.i wonder how long he has been shitting here and why all of a sudden he has gone into turbo shitposting mode
>>13821329i literally JUST QUALIFIED that statement with>the degree helped a lot, in truththat said. i'm not sure if people were really expecting employment with their art degree if they didn't have an enormous portfolio upon exiting college...
>>13821343we can test this real quickI'll post a picture of a cute pony having a good time and harming no one, lets see if he flies off the handle and spazzes out about how pony should be put to death
>>13821314don't want to jinx myself but i've literally always gotten a job offer within days of putting my resume up anywherelucky i guessif you consider having to work lucky
>Applejack has a distant cousin in the tropical region called Hannah Banana fo Fannah
>>13821371Where do you live?
>>13821341Pony doesn't like how every character is a jerk to everyone else, and the immature sense of humour. Pony is kind of impressed by the scope of everything, though, and would like to think about it for making pony games.
>>13821343who's nbs>>13821368but i like fluffy pone
>>13821362> implying art degree> implying I don't have YOUR fucking degree> implying I can get any fucking job despite over a year of constant degree searching> flaunting pretty cupcake sparkle princess "two week" statusJust shut the fuck up, Dinofag.
>>13821318only a little
>>13821368Your mom should be put to death
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