FUCK YOU I'M NOT READY

Pony just punched you with her hoof while screaming "WOOOORLD STAR"

>>13804583
>Rarity hating things and not letting people like what they like
>DYEWTS

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worst horse

I AM THE GREAT

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To HELL

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>>13804643
Nigga, fuck you.`

>>13804581
>Where do you hope they take the Mane 6 in S4?
to Tartarus

>>13804040
>A few weeks later in the Crystal Empire
>Cadence receives a package intended for Shining Armor
>A bit baffled at first, she chastises him for not springing for the real winking action

>>13804643
That doesn't look like Sunset Shimmer

>>13804643
waifu for people that are so beta they need damaged goods

>>13804669
Schnitzel Sausage is at least cute.

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what car do you drive /o/?
what car would your waifu drive?
how would they drive it?

i'm in the market, caddy cts wagon is a strong contender.

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>>13804581
The beach or the snowy mountains

>>13804678
Don't you mean season 4?

>>13804696
>ketchup and mustard cute
Are you shitting me

Does mlpg have any art resources to share?

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Would you?

>>13804696
She wasn't even cute.

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>13804730
Depends how much it costs

>>13804716
if you want pony related resources, check out http://horsefucking.co/art/res/23.html

someone's got a big dropbox full of books and guides and stuff but I don't have the link

>>13804730
would I what?

>>13804641
she was upset Poindexter was selling Realdolls in her image.
I think she'd have every reason to be upset about that.

Gaffer

>>13804732
That's cute but isn't that the standard 80's Cheerilee get-up?

>>13804737
G'night Goodnight anon.

>>13804581
To my bed. Sexually.
Simultaneously.

>>13804748
>in her image.
they were femGaffers
she was just mad that they were wearing her pretty dresses

>>13804738
It was a commission but maybe this would help with price a bit
http://www.ebay.com/itm/171069059120?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649

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>>13804756
>implying we don't need more 80's pones
>>13804767
see >>13804271

>>13804704
i think it means he hopes he season 4 takes the mane 6 to season 5

>>13804700
civic SI
some holden UTE
like an ute driver would drive it?

>>13804794
actually disregard me, I cannot into reading comprehension tonight

>died 2 times to Labyrinth Zone boss already

FUCK YOU
20 YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT

>>13804794
I don't disagree, but they could've gone with something that wasn't just straight up from another picture.

>>13804581
>topic
do you even mlpg?

>>13804716
Also need a program to draw in

>>13804743
Thanks anon!

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>>13804820
Eh, whatever. They're different enough for me

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>>13804790
>Related
http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-8-Pinkie-Pie-Plush-Toy-MLP-FiM-/200967542681?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item2eca995799

That's uhh some attempt alright

>>13804743
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/isi7dkv62ohd4b8/ZjvV-yjXHk
DID SOMEONE SAY BOOKS?
>>13804834
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Sai%201.1.0.rar
here is paint tool SAI

>>13804839
Fluttershy I told you to stay out of my costume closet

>>13804849
>why the long face pinkie
At least they have the right idea for the body

>>13804834
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/95405328/Sai_1.1.0-bonus_brushes.7z

Here's sai, but you should do yourself a favor and pirate photoshop

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Pony wants to sleep with you.

>>13804847
Because they're different colors, or what.

I'm just saying they should've tried harder to make one different from the other. They're the same down to the braces with the exception of colors.

>>13804849

>PLEASE KILL ME

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Fuck water levels

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HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR

>>13804856
>>13804877
Thanks sentenal.

How would you keep pone warm on these cool fall nights

>>13804893
>>13804818
>>>/v/

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>>13804861
Don't deny pony the right to dress up

>>13804893
>just finished the water part in Amnesia
i fucking agree

>>13804899
Deal /w it

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>>13804896

>>13804666
> Cadence calls the firm. She's escalated to Poindexter on the line "as a friend", asking if she can do a simple replacement for an upgrade.
> "Sure, as long as it hasn't been used, we can do that. That model is super-popular, we can just powder and reshelve it. I can wave the fee even."
> There's an awkward silence on the other end. Cadence's voice is just a little quieter. "Now, when you say used, does that include, uh, touching?"
> Poindexter treads carefully, "That depends, Cadence, with what exactly?"
> "Well I mean with- with a hoof down its- her bits."
> "No, that's fine. Just box it back up and we can swap it out for the "Minuette-Mare" model."
> There's another pause. "Uh, Poindexter?"
> He's already knee-deep in the paperwork for a return; the guys downstairs probably had one with the die and everything ready they could ship out today. Cadence was nothing if not honest. "Mm-hmm?"
> "Didn't we graduate with a 'Minuette?'"

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>>13804882
bed's already kind of full, but whatever

>>13804895
Get your game on, go neigh

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>>13804897
wrapping my arms around them and holding them close

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>>13804901
Look the last time Fluttershy got into my clothes she cut a hole in my shirt for her wings and was all in my bed trying to hug me and touching rubbing my inner thigh with her hoof.

>>13804901
Jesus Christ

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>There will never be an episode with a villain voiced by David Bowie
>you will never have David Bowie sing multiple numbers in an episode

>>13804882
Uh, sure. Just uh, stay to your side of the bed.

Or better yet, I'll sleep on the floor.

>>13804897
Blanket, cuddling, I dunno. Depends on comfort level with said pony.

>>13804914
oh
oh no
Poindexter why couldn't you have been better at character creation

>>13804901
Why does she have the shoulders of a human

>>13804901
Ponies don't have rights

>>13804856
>>13804877
Great! Thank you

>>13804897
I wouldn't, the nights aren't cool.

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>>13804896

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>>13804928
Are you telling me you denied this pretty pony a hug?

>>13804901
Perfection. I could worship that body every day

>>13804947
They also don't have wings, horns, and they cannot talk.

>>13804937

>tony jay will never voice a villain

>>13804937
>expected dog and pony show to be a full of Bowie references
>get none
>not even a little one
It's still one of my favorite episodes of all time.

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Do you ever nickname your pokemon after ponies?

>>13804908
>Amnesia
No, just, NO!

>>13804901
Wow
That's really nice
I love little hints of anatomy and musculature like that

>>13804985
How'd you feel about the Cave of the Diamond Dogs in MLP #2, then?

>>13804985
I expected him in the diamond dogs episode

>>13804991
I had a lightning zebra I called Zapcora

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>>13804943
Does this look like a really suave pony to you?

>>13805007
I bet he'd have a super advanced one of a kind model for himself
designed after that O&O character from so long ago

>>13804991
I'd only play that pokemon if you could take out battle animations

I wouldn't name my pokemon after pony anyway

>>13805007

>cunt destroyer

>>13805007
Somebody in /mlp/ once photoshopped away his pimples and that mustache, and he actually looked pretty fly
Damn thing, I can't find the picture anywhere. It was before he was named, of course. Ages ago.

>>13805001
Loved it.
I'm a sucker for music references, especially when they're Bowie related.

>>13804700
1997 corolla CE

whatever got the best mileage
safely

>>13805024

>turning off battle animations

but yeah, you've always been able to have them off.

>>13805030
you mean the picture where he has sunglasses and a tux?

He's still gangly as fuck
not a very handsome pony

>>13805007
and he's the same age as shining armor and suddenly lives in ponyville?

>>13805016
One with space for a magical brain, once the time is finally right for him to shed his pony shell

It has all the wiring in place for a full tactile experience already

>>13805033
hate to tell you this. But it wasn't a Bowie reference.

Diamond dogs is the name of a book about coal miners

>>13805030
Look at that hair
He's got the potential to be a slick motherfucker
If he grows into his face he'll be one of those sharp looking industry tycoons

>The mane six discovered that Chrysalis and her army were attacking a neighboring kingdom.
>they also discover that instead of driving them away. they captured them, outfitted them with relics that allow them to control their minds and bodies, and essentially enslaved them.

What exactly would they do in this situation?

>>13805040
I'm not going to sit through all of the new ones if I get x or y
The whole 3d battle stages are stupid in itself

>>13805038
>eyes over the mane

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>>13805030

>>13805038
Who is this and why the heterochromia.

>>13805053
He's already an adult. An ugly adult.

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>>13805038
>different colored eyes
>>13805042
There was one before that as well, without glasses at all.
And gangly's not a bad thing.
>>13805053
exactly.
Maybe he'll even be a Dapper Dan man
>>13805064
much obliged

>>13805069

>why the heterochromia

because people with it think they're special snowflakes

>>13805055
The neighboring kingdom enslaved the changelings, or the changelings enslaved the kingdom?

>>13805075
They've enslaved eachother
now it's just one big endless loveorgy

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>>13804952
I didn't consent
It was hug rape anon and I'm not going to stand for that

>>13805080
>making fun of rape
>2013

>>13805080
I'd cuddle that pony all night

>>13805088
>trying to trivialize hug rape

unwanted physical contact is extremely distressing to people with autism, asshole.

>>13805071
He's the same age as shining, so a little older than Twilight
Not a child any more, but its possible he still has some physical maturing to do. Late development is a hallmark of nerds.


At the very least he could start exercising and loose the acne

>>13805080
>A few minutes
>Not all night

I guess we gotta start somewhere though.

>>13805055
Buy some slaves

Changelings are less than pony

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>braba is over
>I am shaking
>that realization how bad it will be when MLP ends for real

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>>13805106
>>13805091

>>13805088
m-muh rape culture

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>>13805080
You loved it.
Don't you fucking lie. You loved every second of it, you cuddleslut.
I bet you melted instantly the moment she embraced you with her wings.

>>13805125
But it ended after Season 1

>>13805038

It amazes me how autists don't realize that heterochromia is indicative of severe genetic defects.

>>13805131
All night long

>>13805133

m-muh muh muh m-muh

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>>13804991
Only one.

>>13804943
> "No, she was a junior-" his pencil trails off the page. There's almost deafening silence.
> "Poindexter? Are you still there?"
> "Y-yeah, I'm still there. Hey, we'll have the order shipped out today. Just have it ready for the carrier to pick up again." He felt really stupidly hot in the corner office.
> "The really pretty seagull-blue girl with the grey and victoria mane?" Cadence teased. Oh, she was loving this.
> "PERIWINKLE grey- Damnit- TALK TO YOU SOON CADENCE." The phone slammed with a clatter.

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>>13805134
...you're right
I'm just Fluttershy's cuddle bitch now

I just wish she wouldn't look so smug about it

>>13804700
#swagon

>>13804991
Digimon > Pokemon
Especially the games

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>>13805152

>>13805152
MAN RAAAAAAAY!

>you will never see a pony raging about something then charge in and cuddle them til they fall asleep

>>13805175
fuck me I laughed

>>13805125
what is over?

>>13805195
boku no lumberjack

>>13805176
But what if pony is raging about being cuddled?

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>>13805163
Wish not granted.
Now come over here and give her some sugar.

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>>13805194

needs more references

>>13805195
breaking bad

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Oh how flufy has fallen

>>13805125
>>>/tv/37476896

>>13805205
>I SWEAR TO ELESTIA IF SOMEONE CUDDLES ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BURN...this...mothe...zzzzzzz
>hours later
>FUCK

>>13805125
>S4 in 2 months
>S5 all but assured

Live in the moment. Live every minute of now so you can't look back and see any holes.

>>13805225

His decent into madness only grows

>>13805157
Ouch.
Having "love" or whatever it is be your special talent must kind of make it pick up tells like that... and meddle in them.
Wouldn't be surprised if she's about to set up some kind of class reunion.

>>13804643
Oh my god I remember requesting that a few years ago

>>13805210
at first glance that thumbnail looked like babs in panties and socks bending over.

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>>13805220
Indeed

>>13805248
You weren't part of apple nation back then dooks?

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>>13805157
> tfw you accidentally name a best-selling sex doll after the girl you had a thing for in high school

>>13805274
>"accidentally"

>>13805252
GUYS I NEED A PICTURE OF BABS IN SOCKS BENDING OVER

>>13805210
look at that shit eating grin

>>13805252
...I'm not seeing it. You're not obsessed, are you?

>>13805266
some should edit out their wings and upload it to derpibooru

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>>13805272
My favorite horse has been the apple one since I first started watching the show.

That pic is just a silly joke to a mexican show

>>13805297
What purpose would that serve?

>>13805225
That video was hard to watch
Like
I know the movie was bad design wise but these were worse

i know you guys all joke about rape ironically to be edgy but do you ever wonder if there is any guy here who legitimately loves rape and would probably commit it in real life if given the chance.

i used to believe there were no actual pedophiles in here also

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>>13805239
"Do you know him~?" comes to mind.

I wouldn't put it past her.

>>13805300
>My favorite horse has been the apple one since I first started watching the show.

My nigga

Shes mine though back off

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I can't believe it took me this long to get around to capping this.

>>13805316
Apple pon is not for sexual.

>>13805321
Anon what are you doing taking pictures of ponies butts
You could get in trouble for that

>>13805228
>that reply

jesus my sides

White horse master race

>>13805316
>implying
as a noncombatant, you're going to have to face down Tex, Goat Train, Dooks, and no small number of other various prefixfags/contributors that I don't feel like remembering because there's so many of them in brutal combat before you can claim that.
Good luck, man. You're going to need it.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d253c789b2c17589d5833488c4097a6/tumblr_mtwn2qN87N1sjvb7mo1_1280.jpg

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>>13805316
We could share her.

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>>13805339
Good taste spotted.

>>13805322
Never said she was.If she was she'd break me.

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>>13805339
Blueblood and Shiny are two of my favorite ponies too!

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>>13805349

>>13805336
I was dying
Although /tv/ seems like a pretty immature board considering all the hate it's getting now from edgy counter culture posts.

>>13805274
>>13805278
> In his mind it was always a witty joke - sex is a dance AND "It'll make YOU a Minute Man!" with "extensive bio-mechanical winking action."
> After a short lunch and a walk around the park to clear his head he brings out the old sketches. The marginalia slaps him in the snout. "MANE AND TAIL MUST BE PERIWINKLE GREY."
> The next high school reunion was going to be awkward as fuck now

DON'T STOP BELIEVING

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>>13805339
>>13805356

>>13804901
This is fucking with me, i wish he drew the head

>>13805339
>celestia
>rarity

>white

>>13805351
Ok thats fine. Our fighting would get in the way of her work anyway.

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>>13805382
Celestia's white, at least. Isn't she?

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>>13805379

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>>13805356
>>13805379
I like her too, but she's not a white pony

>>13805391
that pony is clearly pink

>>13805391
she is a VERY light pink

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Dash is objectively best horse, see she has the tiara thingie to prove it

>>13805391
She's actually has some trace of pink in her coat.

>>13805314
it's best not to ask these questions

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Celestia is cheerilee for people that aren't cool enough for cheerilee.

>rarity will never give you pony aids by busting huge nut in your ass with her mare cock

>>13805398
That tiara thing gives her quadruple wingpower!

>>13805391
Also Rarity has some blue in her coat
Vinyl has a bit of Yellow

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>>13805403
You are correct

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>>13805397
I'd say she's pretty pink.

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>>13805398
Strange wonderbolts passing out crowns is no basis for a best pony determination

>>13805421
> Big Mac strikes out with Cheerilee, manages to net Princess Celestia instead.
> Everyone thinks it's a step up but Cheerilee knows the score.

>>13805411
Fine cheeselegs
You gotta promise not to lick me this time

>>13805384
>"Alright, that's darn near enough!"
>Applejack has to yell over the wild arguments going on between varying anons, while Tex scowls in the back, to bring order and make them listen.
>"I can't be seeing all of y'all," she starts, causing the group to nod emphatically, "That just wouldn't be right. So here's what we're gonna do." She nods to the side, signalling Big Mac to bring in a map of the Apple farm and hang it on the wall behind her.
>"You want a shot at me? You're gonna work for it!"

>>13805314
pedophiles aren't too bad. they have asians to sate their desires legally, you know?

but yes, we have rapists. and psychopaths that would kill you to spend five minutes in equestria.

SA is the only pure white pony

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>>13805421
Cheerilee is Celestia for people who don't want a huge pony and are willing to go for the almost impossible option.
Cheerilee also probably enjoys dancing and fun music

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>>13805421

>>13805239
What if Cadence tries to bring everyone she remembers fondly from high school for a Canterlot reunion only to discover half of them hate the other half?

Would she try to "fix it" with her magic?

>>13805443
>better mention Tex

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>>13805449
don't forget this guy

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>>13805435
But Luna totally smooched on Macintosh in the Ferris wheel.

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>>13805379
Hey Nony you were making gifs of Rarity kissing things the other day, could you make one with Dash from right here? It's from may the Best Pet Win if you need the episode.

>>13805463
>Better be a bitch

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>>13805449

>>13805456
>you will never a huge Cheerilee

>>13805460
Are they going to go pony?

>>13805443
>one anon reaches up and grabs an apple out of a tree
>immediately punched in the face by another anon
>they all start fighting again
>Mac and Applejack facefrog in unison, and get back to work
>>13805463
He's a prominent Applefag with a recognizable OC, what would you expect?

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>>13805436
>"No promises."

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>>13805466
Luna's decided she's into older guys right now.

Is it just me or is big mac autistic?

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>>13805467
Sure, it'll take a few minutes though.

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>>13805308
>that chrysalis
HEY BEBE WHERE MY CHILLENS AT?

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>>13805515
He's just really shy.

>>13805062
Just turn them off.

>>13805519
thanks you're the best

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>>13805466

>>13805228
>tfw never watched a single episode
>tfw don't know the joke

At least GoT (the books) have tons of similar jokes.

>>13805515
autismal as fuck

>>13805537
Go watch it man. it's really, really, really good.

>>13805236
Seriously?

>>13805501
>licks anon anyway
>he licks back

>filename
>not chrysalis with bug eyes

>>13805537
IT'S ALL ON NETFLIX YOU INFINIGGER

WATCH IT ALL

ALL OF IT

all ponies are pink on the inside

>>13805515
Even if he was would you still let him mount you if you were a mare?

>>13805520
>Fluffy is the retarded lolsorandum girl that follows people around acting like an idiot (because she is one)
>probably has a DA full of furry drama
>chrysalis is the loner goth that attracts retards
>also has a DA full of furry drama

you know it to be true

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>>13805565
>I am?

>>13805555
>>13805564
Oh shit, it's TRUE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIom3LSbB0I

>>13805573
Well the character is supposed to be a reflection of him.

Supposedly he still hasn't made any friends and no one talks to him or something.

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>>13805436
>>13805558
>"My tongue has a mind of its own..."

>>13805318
Damn
We already had a pastebin though
We need a sequel fast.

>>13805573
Fluffle puff is his self insert. Seriously.

>>13805568
god yes
I'd let him snuggle me like his little doll
we can be socially awkward losers together

>>13805587
Haven't you looked with a mirror?

>>13805589
>that one guy asking him why he hasn't gotten laid because of his blog

If you saw him in person, youd know why immediately

This is a journey in to pony.

lods of pony

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>>13805615

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>bugfags

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>>13805615
Dash is ugly

>>13805623
>that girly colt
unf

>>13805587
Pinkie i can't stand when you act like this. Stop being so fucking coy

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>>13805615
She's pretty good at handling them, too

>>13805595
I know that's not true
You always lick me when you want hugs

>>13805555
>>13805564
How long is it total? 24 was really easy to plan ahead to watch.

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>>13805635
>stop fucking mccoy? but he's having so much fun! look!
>i'm a doctor, not a porn star.

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>>13805635
>that hurts anon

>>13805614
Really? That bad?

>>13805651
S1 was 8 episode
The rest are 16 episodes per season

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>>13805650
>"Sorry, I do get carried away sometimes..."
>"That's alright, though, isn't it?"

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>>13805665
He's seriously the best example of a brony, other than not being.
Not to mention he can't do anything without his mom.

>>13805674
OK, I'll give it a shot. btw, what was with the exploding crystal scene?

>>13805661
Scrubbles no

>>13805674
There's 7 seasons right? That's like 3 straight days.

>>13805587
Yeah you are. We found out last night.

>>13805676
I love that picture so much. unf.

>>13805498
>He's a prominent Applefag with a recognizable OC,

Obvious stand in for himself. Before it could pass when he was just doing Anon as annoyed guy in Equestria. But now Anon is like married to AJ and having kids and gay fan fiction shit.

Anon = Tex.

alright, listen up
I'm gonna go sleep for a couple hours
if I wake up and there aren't any new Gaffer related horseboners I'm going to be mildly disappointed

>>13805702
it makes sense in context and happens in the first season

I'm not spoiling shit

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>>13805676
I guess not
As long as it's just licking

>>13805716
>he's not married to AJ
>he's not having heretical abominations with AJ

What a fucking pleb.

Go back to the piss, pleb.

>>13805663

But Pinkie if it was really hurting you have to say the safe word. Otherwise I don't know what you like and what you don't.

>>13805709
5 seasons

>>13805702
S1. It's spoilers though

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>>13805532

>>13805716
>annoyed guy in Equestria

I still like Tex's stuff but I do miss that.

>>13805701
So was that his health condition thing that doesnt let him work anywhere? Or is it cause hes so overweight/antisocial that he cant work?

>>13805716
>Anon = Tex.

I'd water they look exactly the same too.

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>>13805630
Lying is a bad thing to do, anon

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>>13805748
it's perfect

>>13805705
Not me. I'd never make a joke like that

I would just be Dredding it!

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You go to Equestria but pop inside the middle of the Changeling hive. Their magic doesn't work on you and they can't feed off of you. What happens?

>>13805748
What a slut

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> Twilight gets Shining's RealDoll through a mailing error. It fills up a quarter of the atrium.
> Has no idea what it is, only that it's a "really neat mannequin." Her friends are all impressed.
> Pinkie makes the mistake of checking if it's "anatomically correct." The room fills with buzzing and Pinkie rides on it grocery-kiddy-ride style.
> After a pre-set limit a terrible squelching starts and it squirts hot cornstarch everywhere, the rest all looking on absolutely horrified.

>>13805771
Kill the queen with my bare hands and usurp her throne

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>>13805738
>"Just licking? I may not be able to promise that. You do know how my tongue likes to slip downward."

>>13805759
Sorry, it was supposed to say that he's not fat
I dont know about any health condition but he's the most awkward person ever to be around

>>13805773
That's not a nice thing to say about Rainbow Dash

OK MLPG you are walking along minding your own business when you see your favorite pony. Hugging someone else.

How do you react?