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Old jacked up horse: >>13784367

Today on My Little Pony: fishing, fish stories, and Applejack admits the only thing she's ever caught is a cold.
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>>13789809
>marks the later thread because of a fucking Jerid OP
>yet marks early threads constantly

why are you a marker holder again?
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>>13789809
Good show. The other one reeked of Mito.

Breakfast food was okay though.
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I like this thread!
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Ew a general
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>>13789794
Earth ponies can't do anything right.
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After the goodness that was the Uncle Grandpa pilot, I'm disappointed that the show itself sucks so hard. I thought I'd finally have something to watch besides Adventure Time and Teen Titans Go!
Pizza Steve is the only redeeming character, and I find myself wishing for a whole show about the adventures that being a cool piece of pizza would get you into, instead of the shit that is Uncle Grandpa.
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>>13789809
>Yazan
who?
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>>13789875
the timecode has her showing up near the beginning of the episode
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http://imgur.com/0PQHobg

getting closer
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>>13789809

>People were starting to use my thread

;_________________;
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>>13789809
oh goodness what did she pull off?

and does twilight STILL not know?
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>Eeeep! Anon don't touch my hooves! That's gross!"
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>>13789892
oh gosh she's so happy and into it
and we're so into her
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>>13789881
nobody cared in the last thread
nobody cares in this thread
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>>13789898
Your thread was fine, but sadly you don't qualify in the tripfag department enough for Isaac to care about your thread.
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>>13789901
You read the text, Fluttershy.
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Fluttershy is my girlfriend
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>>13789892
What a leaky pony.

Start thrusting a little more towards her G-spot, try to get her close to cumming again.
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>>13789892
>that smiling pillow bite
woah neely
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>>13789898

Just kill yourself you fucking faggot.
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>>13789903
PONE CAN'T STOP ME
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>>13789909
well, you cared enough to reply

#rekt
#scrub
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>>13789892
woah is this still going on
I thought it ended a while ago
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>>13789901
HICKORY SMOKED BUTTHOLES
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Colt 8-Bit and Gaffer experimenting for the first time
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>>13789939

school started
haven't had as much time
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>>13789916
>>13789898
>>13789854
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>>13789903
I'm not trying to touch your hooves, I'm trying to grope your ponytahtahs!
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Tripfags make threads better, they said!
Talk about the show, they said!
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>>13789949
let's hope it stays that way
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http://strawpoll.me/480005/r

interesting
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>>13789947

I like to imagine Poindexter as the gay guy looking for love but is so fucking ugly and repulsive that not even the hard gay group wants to buttfuck him.
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Do you like to draw horses anon?
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>>13789898
It wasn't pone, sorry.
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>>13789950

good one /)
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>>13789958
They sure as fuck dont make them any worse like you.

Go on, deflect like I know you're going to
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>>13789958
You keep pointing those posts out to us but we keep not giving a shit that you're annoyed over nothing.
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http://liz-pls.tumblr.com/post/62198620020/was-bored-and-i-was-looking-through-my-polls

We were talking about choices in anthro art. This is an interesting take on it.
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>>13789968
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>>13789965

That's not canon though.

When he crossdressed colts went nuts for him.
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Explain to me why you think you deserve pony.

She's too good for you.
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>>13789999
I have never claimed to deserve pony.

I just like to dream...
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>>13789892
DOGGYSTYLE
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>>13789966
Not really.

I tried drawing them a few times and even got sorta okay at drawing pony, but it's really boring. I'd much rather draw humans.

It's the reason I haven't been sharing my art journey with MLPG. I don't think they'd care.
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>>13789999
No, Char.

You think you're not good enough for pony.

That's not the same thing.
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>>13789884
When I first saw this picture I thought to my self "why would someone give the humanized versions the same skin colors as the ponies"?

Then I remembered that that Equestria Girls existed and now I feel sad.

That Schootaloo looks pretty good though.
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wait, so pokemon is going back to /v/?

Is there any chance MLP will go back to /co/
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>>13789999
Fuck you Char you killed Lalah.
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>>13789998
It's possible he passes really, really well. Whether he uses this beyond cosplay we'll never know. Kid's comic, all ages, etc.
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>>13789999
It's my god given right to sweet pony butts
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Tex, if you're here.

Draw this guy working on AJ's orchard/farm. Also give him human legs.
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>You believe that I pursue to kill you, and claim your land as my own. I shall inform you that this is a misconception; some centuries ago, I had realized the obsoletion of this prospect, and dismissed it. In truth, I seek to face your apprentice in a duel of honor, the suffering of your subjects is merely a byproduct of my simple request not being met in a timely manner, do you truly believe that is fair for anypony?
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>>13789999
But...I never said I deserved pone.
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>>13789999
I don't think I deserve pony
I'm a very boring person and I doubt I'd be able to make pony happy
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>>13789995
those legs are terrible
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>>13789995
They all look awful.
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>>13790017

No, we're a "containment board for retards"

Thanks Obama
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>>13790017
Not a chance.

If anything, MLP is going to get straight up banned from 4chan in general and posting pones will be a permabannable offence.

This will happen on November 22.
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>>13790017
>pokemon is going back to /v/?

wait what
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>>13789991
> implying showing you the stupid shitposts does anything but underscore the creeping degeneracy of this thread

>>13789992
> annoyed over nothing
Other fandoms manage to fill the void with fanart, fan works, whole fucking musical productions and flash mobs. What do we do? We talk about Rarity slurping stallion cum as a "breakfast treat" because our "contributors" pose fucking stupid hypotheticals all the live-long day.
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>>13789999
I "deserve" pony because I'm willing to work for it.
I won't give up on her just because you try to talk me down with empty words.
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>>13789809
I think I missed at least one
You really should pastebin them or something
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>>13790017
Nope! None at all.
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>>13789955
>ponytahtahs
How about maremams? Breaklights?
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>>13790022
This, but with the pony legs he was already born with. Maybe show him pushing the plow around.
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>>13790045

Oh I see, you're a Rarifag that got mad at a slut joke.
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http://derpibooru.org/437392
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>>13790066
Like I give a fuck about that four-bit whore.
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So what do you say, /co/?
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>>13790036

It'll be glorious.

A-at least we'll have mlpg.co, r-right?
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>>13790062
>, but with the pony legs he was already born with.

Satyrs look kinda dumb.
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>>13789999
I don't think I deserve anything quadman

I just hust can't help myself from wanting her
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>>13790075
>going to parties
no thanks
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>>13790075
I don't remember it at all
It must have been great
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>>13790071

You can't hide what's inside, anon.

You should calm down though, being mad at MLPG won't make you happier.
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>>13790071
>four-bit

You thinkin highly of her thats for sure.
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>>13790075
It was pretty okay. Punch was a little strong.
>implying this isn't a very old image.
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>>13789901
>used my quote
<3
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>>13790062
>>13790083
yeah they are almost as dumb looking as centaurs
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>>13790083
A lot of things look kind of dumb anon.
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>>13790036
>This will happen on November 22.
If it does moot is asking for world war P
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>>13790036
>>13790080
I bet Archive would be happy with all the traffic he'd get.
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AnonymityAnons just have penis envy.
http://en.inkei.net/Anonymity!Tripfagging!Namefagging
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>>13790075
Party?

More like poopy!
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>>13790105

those spindly fucking arms
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>>13790017
this, >>13790040. What's going to happen to /vp/?
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>>13790094
is reposting images a bannable offense?
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>>13790061
Tidbits.
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>>13790101
>yeah they are almost as dumb looking as centaurs

Agreed

>>13790105
>A lot of things look kind of dumb anon.

Agreed.
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>>13790132
No, not even close. Just saying I may be replying to something by an artist like months ago.
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>>13790121

Deleted and moved back to /v/

It'll be good, since the pc-console slitflinging is going to end. Shame, it was the most entertaining thing there. When will Moot understand that people don't go to /v/ to discuss videogames, they go there for the trolling and hilarity?
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>>13790105
>homestarrunner will never update
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>>13790105
I was thinking something was off there and it took me forever to realize what it was. He's actually the same rough shape as them.
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>moot is seriously going to delete /vp/ before /mlp/
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>>13789999
All I can promise is love, long cuddle sessions and she can pick whatever she wants on Netflix
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>>13790105
Holy shit Twilight and Dash hugging

They must be fucking offscreen too
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>>13790017
>>13790040
>>13790121
>>13790149
>>13790163

But moot said that he couldn't remerge the boards in the current condition, especially not with X and Y coming out soon.

He said he'll have to update the software a lot more before he can make that happen.
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>>13790163
PFFHAHAHAHA
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>>13790163
/vp/ was here before /mlp/
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>>13790149
I see
Does this mean there is precedence for killing containment boards when the shit-flinging that created them ends?
Should I hope...?
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>>13790163
> moot is going to DO anything
Haven't been here long, have you "Browncoat"
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>>13790165
Your pony wants you to watch the Big Bang Theory with her.
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>>13790159
Shit I see it now, their arms are so thin it's like they're not even there.
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>>13790163
pokemon does not make people irrationally angry like ponies
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>>13790182
Sure
later we can watch Community and see if pony likes that as well
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>>13790149
So what about talking about the show or manga?
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>>13790017
>going back to /v/
More like going to /vg/.

No one wants to deal with 5 pages of pokemon
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>>13790182
... If she makes me watch that, she's going to sit through the DS9 pilot. And pop me some fucking popcorn.
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>>13790153
the chaps have moved on to bigger things, but its obvious where their hearts still lie. Strongbad playing a character in Aquabats, that appearance at a certain event at a certain con... They want to go back but there's so other awesome stuff they're doing now. Homstar will have to wait a little longer.
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Pony ate that thing you wanted.
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>>13790153
Never lose hope anon.
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>>13790222

But I wanted pony.
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I wish it were 2 years ago
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>>13790228
>Never lose hope anon.

It's gonna update:

>Front page says "Big Update!"
>Video plays. Everything is desolate
>Video is a montage over the dead bodies of the entire cast
>"RIP Homestarrunner" at the end
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>>13790222
That's fine, I'll just eat pony.
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>>13789794

Guys, is it me, or is the amount of S4 leaks we are not having too damn high?

Seriously, MLP:FiM is leakier than Edward Snowden, and we're less than two months away from premiere.

WHAT'S THE DEAL?!
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>>13790249
I wish it was 10 years ago
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Do you think speaking in rhyme is a sign of intelligence and wisdom for zebras?

Do you think zebra colts make up and go over tons of rhymes for everyday use before they land that date with a filly?
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>>13790228
Look guys, a new princess!
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>>13789881

What IS Uncle Grandpa? I went dark on cable for the summer, and it has yet to return.
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So here's a question - how and why was this ever related to ponies? It's been asked about recently.

How is the stack even tangentially related to equines and Equestrians?
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>>13790276
I think Zecora just does it to mess with ponies. Either that or she's cursed.
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>>13790276
Have we seen other zebras?

What if Zecora is the only one who rhymes?
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Which pony wears her sunglasses at night?
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>>13790285

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys
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>>13790269

We didn't even know what Discord looked like until the official preview one month away from the S2 premier.

Remember the horrible grimdark alicorn designs everyone thought Discord would look like?
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>>13790172
>He said he'll have to update the software
What kind of software?
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So, who's the best pony?
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>>13790276
why is she so pretty
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>>13790307
Snowdrop.
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>>13790294

No zebras, sorry.

I hope we see them in S4. They're neato.
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Giant hats.
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Give me something to draw

Something Filly Scouts.
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>>13790312
Remember Dis/co/rd?
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>fanfics I am following are being updated faster than I can read them
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>>13790307
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>>13790329

Rarity is at Asslick tier.
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>>13790269
It's alot better for the show when there are no leaks
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>>13790320
looks like someone has the jungle fever
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>>13790323
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>>13790340
THE QUICKENING
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>>13790337
Filly scouts selling to discord, or fleeing in terror from him and he honestly just wants to buy some cookies
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>>13790314
The imageboard software.
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>>13790337
>AA

Hello my name is Anon, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Fluttershy is the only one of the mane six that hasn't had any shown family members yet.

>Fluttershy has an older sister that's badass in every way, as well as being the boss of a group of dragons.
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>>13790340
I wish I knew that feel... or could again. All my favorites have died down or stopped altogether.
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>>13789892
human anatomy is still as bad as ever

meh
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Finally back after 3 months. How's it been here?

Who wants to watch an Amnesia stream tonight?
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>>13790286
Deafening silence. Just what I expected.

Let's all agree to not discuss the stack, stacked loads, Zecora on stacks, Ziggers on stacks, would your waifu prefer you be on the stack, getting the stack as a gag gift in Ponyville, or intentionally using the stack on the week of your upcoming honeymoon to please your mare.

The stack is not pony. The stack is anti-pony.
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>>13790370
I hate that art style
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>>13790337
i dunno, artanon
dosido putting up with trefoil's shit?
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>>13790372
Is her older sister Firefly?
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I want to suck off a zebra with hyperspermia.
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>>13790391
Let's not.
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>>13790354

Shhh, they are the superior culture
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>>13790384
Pretty okay lately, though we're all eagerly anticipating the S4 premiere. We're all optimistic enough about the flashback.

Lots of questing lately, and tonight it looks like Braeburned is going to finish the (really, really racy NSFW) Pinkie Quest VI.
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>>13790384
Watching people react to amnesia is always fun
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>>13790391
Sorry, what's that? I was busy taking the stack.
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>>13790308

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST ON A POLAROID!

I'm... seriously not missing anything but a bad smell for my eyes and ears. Ugh, God, it looks like shit.

Remember Billy from Grim Adventures? This is the kind of nonsensical bullshit he'd think up. Wouldn't surprise me if the series finale ended up showing that it was all a wish Grim granted him to make his stupid idea for a cartoon.

Holy shit.
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>>13790406
>filename
glad to see others felt the empire strikes back vibes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw
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>>13790396

Nope, the G1 pones are fillies in FiM making it a prequel, Megan witnessed the events of Equestria Girls and would dedicate herself to reopening the portal
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>>13790371

In all seriousness, though, I figured I'd try shortening the handle, since I'm not as "Anonymous" as I used to be.
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>>13790416
It was all over the thread that day.
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>>13790406
My headcanon is involves them having as much gold as Equestria has gems.
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>>13790406
So where did Zecora get a pond of solid ice in a temperate-like forest?
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>>13790416
It was a reference, straight up.
McCarthy loves Star Wars, supposedly she was responsible for the shot-for-shot homage to Episode IV at the close of the Discord two-parter.
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>>13790371
Hi Anon!
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>>13790354

Around blacks never relax
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Where the HELL is Pinkie Quest VI?
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>>13790433
You've got that wrong. That bit you're showing there of them as fillies was in a flashback Celestia had when Inkwell was younger.

And if you look at the first and a few other issues of the comics you'll see those same G1 characters as adults.
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>>13790433

Well, shit. This really is just another point on the scoreboard of comic writers vs. show writers.

I'm thinking it's gonna be a shutout.
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>>13790460
Probably before Pinkie Quest V.
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>>13790460
sentenal killed it.
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>>13790460
see
>>13789892
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>>13790471
> sent killed it
HOW
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>>13790470
But not until after Pinkie Quest III of course.
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>>13790480
apparently shit is going down in the skype art chat, via steam chat
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>>13790470
after.
before would be IV.
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>>13790410
>Braeburned is going to finish Pinkiequest
Talk about timing. Sweet.
>>13790411
I'll start it up in about half an hour. Stream link will be in sub's /v/.
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>>13789908
You, you my friend
You are my niggah (if you want)
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>>13790494
Bullshit.
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>>13790494
what
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>>13790501
it's 2 am i amreally not in shape for this, anon
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This pony is ready to teach you the horse stance.
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Have you mourned the death of the best supporting character today, MLPG?
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>>13790494
Cap it or get the fuck out, son.
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>>13790494
>the skype art chat that i'm not a part of
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>>13790433
there are now 2 g1 twilights in FiM canon

this is certainly interesting
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>>13790532
I cant, omni the fuck dragon kicked me out of the chat
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>>13790529

Drawing?
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http://imgur.com/wDWHhKR

anon's turn
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>>13790543
You can stop now NBS
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>>13790548
do it
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>>13790548
SWEET GRIEF
GRIND THAT CUNT, SON.
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>>13790494
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but I know for damn sure none of it involves the Steam chat.
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>>13790548
I love braeburned.
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>>13790547
I tried.
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>>13790548
grab hold of those hips and let loose
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>>13790547
>tex
>drawing when he's not being asked to
>drawing when he's not being hounded for posting without drawing
Please
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>>13789908
PONIES DONT SIT LIKE THAT
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>>13790543
Because someone was leaking chat into the MLPG, "tee hee hee."
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>>13790572
>I tried.

What was it?
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>>13790572
I guess you soucld call ita

horse drawn cairrage!
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>>13790548
GO DEEP
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>>13790583
Anon request from yesterday.
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>>13790548
Does she want it inside her?
Ask her! ASK THE PONE! RIDE INTO THE SUNSET AND HAVE HER SCREAM SHE WANTS IT!
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Lets play lets ask Drunk saine questions
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>>13790572

Oh my god did you try...

You tried all the time...

In this institution.
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>>13790598
>Anon request from yesterday.

...which was?
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>>13790604
>You tried all the time...


AND HE PRAYS
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>>13790601
would you touch a passed out pony's butt?
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>>13790601

Are you a pony?
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>There's something inside you
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>>13790601
post your dick
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>>13790598
guessing the balloon race is off?

>>13790601
at what point did you realize you had all the fetishes?
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>>13790601
Let's play drunk Saine improves his fundamentals or comes back sober instead.
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>>13790625
He said he's 5.6"
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>>13790626
I wasn't doing that one. I'm not even sure if I will.
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>>13790624
Don't remind me
Pinkie thinks it's funny and she won't take it out
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>>13790624

>It's hard to explain
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>>13790617

OH MY GOD DOES HE PRAY!

HE PRAYS EVERY SINGLE DAAAY...
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>Pinkie Pie is childlike, and free spirited,
>she gets hitched with somepony who's mature, and sound minded.
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>>13790414

I didn't think it was that bad, it was at least a breath of fresh air.

But the actual show is even worse.
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>>13790643
NYAA
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>>13790601

What's your favorite comic issue? If you even red it.
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>>13790637
Dammit.
For what it's worth, I only asked for anon in a balloon, not that wacky combination the later guy asked for
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pinkie pie's butt
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>>13790657

>Pinkie Pie is childlike, free-spirited, and obese
>she wants to get hitched with someone who's mature and sound minded, but has to lower her standards.

fixed
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>>13790637
alright then

have fun with the thing you choose to do instead
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>>13790657
Dharma and Greg pls
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>>13790662
I just doubt my current ability to compose it well and I'm not in a drawing mood tonight.
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>>13790659

>not posting Skeletor

Ya blew it.
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> Traditional unicorn
http://ponymouthhugs.com/post/58075240607
Oh my goddddd
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Son, you've got a ways to fall
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>>13790670
unf
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>>13790681
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>>13790688
where's the beard
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>>13790685
Idont have a picute of skeletor you fagot pony fuck you

Ho w about I come over there and fuck you up as much as you did the show you two faced slut
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Request, let's hear it. Clop might be acceptable. You all know the rules.
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>>13790710

Who are you?
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>>13790619
Maybe but consentual sex the best

>>13790623
No

>>13790625
I'm too drunk to suse my camera right now

I just threw up

>>13790626
High School?

>>13790632
Pfff that's boring

>>13790660
I've only read to the chrysalis parts. I really need to catch up.
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>>13790710

Highly detailed pony wife asshole.
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>>13790710

Seapony Scootaloo drowning.
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>>13790710
Anon meets Celestia and Luna for a night by invitation after his piano recital he wasn't even aware they were attending.
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>>13790708

oi m8 u wot u wanna have a fookin row m8 I'll hook u roight in the gabber i swear on me mum
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>>13790708
It's "myaa" by the way. With an "m."
"Nyaa" is the noise a cat makes.
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>>13790526
I just noticed her horn is like...pointing backwards.
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>>13790721
Saine you double faggot tripple jew I'm the drunk one thats MY bit you homotriple fatorsuper fuck shit fucker so help me I'll come over there and kick you in the dick side ways and you'll be all oh no ow my dick

s[poiler]just kidding. You are good, im shit, Maybe I should just stop all this and leave
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Corwin:

19XX-2013

He will be missed.
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>>13790721

>only the Chrysalis parts

You really should, you've missed sexiest villain, silly red hors, and NEEEEERDs.

Micros are great too. It's golden at 3, dips at 4 a bit, and just keeps getting better from there, too.
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>>13790721
I wouldn't snuggle a drunk Saine
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http://i.imgur.com/cP9cbsf.jpg
> implying this isn't Cherries Jubilee
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>>13790793
;_;
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which pony shall I pretend to cuddle to sleep tonight?
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>>13790793
Really?

When did that happen?
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>>13790809
Your second least liked.
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>>13790809
Sapphire Shores

Complete with humming a lullaby for you to sleep easier while she softly clings to you.
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>>13790816
>Really?
>When did that happen?

We're not being literal. He just hasn't drawn for ages and stopped doing things.

>ded

not

dead
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Fluttershy getting her hair brushed isn't going anywhere tonight. Sorry, Anon.

I'd like to take a quickfic request. Third reply gets honored, around 4500 to 6000 characters. I prefer SFW for tonight.

In honor of Saine's sunshine policy, I'll answer that prompt's personal question too.
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>>13790831
Oh

BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS THINGS
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>>13790809
All of them.
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>>13790838
that's too many.
I need just one.
...well, maybe two.
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>>13790832

Grump pone being grump
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Why is it so cute when Unicorns do it?
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>>13790836

We are clear about things

Corwin is ded
darf is ded
AB is dead
Metals might be dead
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>>13790802
dat clavicle

unf
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>>13790846
Why not choose the same one each time?
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>>13790849
Being drunk is never cute.
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>>13790849
Do what? Drink? Nuzzle?
Smile suggestively at one another?
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>>13790855
Metals fled the country
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>>13790857
Dat uncut dick
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>>13790838

Night Tex. Dream of AJ.
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Am I kawaii uguu~?
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>>13790866

still might be dead

especially if he fled to that hellhole Mexico
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>>13790870
It looks gross
I bet it smells like cheese
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>>13790860
variety.
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>>13790863
Drunk nuzzles, yeah.
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>>13790884
> bbbbbbait
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>poisoning yourself on purpose

wherefore
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>>13790884

unf
unf
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>>13790870
>rose says she prefers uncut dicks

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK I CANT REGROW A FORESKIN

FUCK YOU ROSE
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>>13790901
> straightedge anon puts out the first bait
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>>13790909

She said that?

Man, wish she'd say if she shaved.
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>>13790909
You can't regrow the specific tissues that you only get in gestation, but you can get the gliding motion back through tissue expansion. It's months of practice with manual tugging or a tugger, though.
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>>13790916
Are you saying that alcohol isn't toxic?

inTOXICation
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>>13790901
this is ponebrone level of trolling, where you take it way to far doing it for way too long.
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>>13790909

>wanting to give Rose the sex

She's prete and nice but normal people don't think about sex as soon as they see a grill.

When they see a pone it's okay though
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>>13790832
Rainbow Dash and Applejack check out the new mysterious health food store in town.
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>And those there are horse-drawn, horse-drawn carriages.

This is one of the few times I have loudly laughed at the show.
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>>13790928
> straightedge anon lays out a nightcrawler
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>>13790862
I beg to differ.
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>>13790945
Being loud and obnoxious isn't cute.
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>Celestia: Get back in your sack.
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>>13790945
But that's not cute.
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>>13790963
But Twilight and Rarity being happy is.
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> You begin to see distinct advantages in the Equestrian's model of marriage - namely polyamory.
http://i.imgur.com/yLzHoi7.jpg
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>>13790945
I want to hold a drunk Fluttershy
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>>13790977
>polyamory

It's shit.
One or none.
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>>13790832
Big Macintosh discovers he has run out of Dapper Dan pomade and finds the store he used to get it from has stopped carrying it.
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>>13789794
Why does market wears a cape?
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>>13790936
its Rose's fault for having the type of personality i am attracted to
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>>13791012
Sluts aren't attractive
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>>13791012
I hate this picture. No shit it's infatuation. That's how that shit starts.
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>>13791007
Oh dear.
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>>13790985
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>>13791004
My compatriot of African descent.
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OMNOMNOMNOM
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>>13791043
> Fluttershy in full-tilt rage mode after the Gala
Perfection.
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>>13790936
Honestly, I'd just take her some place for a coffee or something. That's about it. Maybe a high five if she's cool with that. I don't think we've got much in common.

Then again I want to do that for a bunch of folk I've met around here. Shame it'll likely never happen.
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>>13790909
>saving rose's old schoolwork

wow creepy
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>>13791037
If that sounds hard I can try to think of another one
or you could do >>13790939, I posted twice 'cause you weren't getting anything
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>>13791056
> NOT PONY PONY PONY PONY
> QUICK LET'S POST IT ANYWAY
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>>13791056
Those things are fucking delicious, by the way.
But still not as good as Samoas.
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>>13791069
No, I like both. I'm thinking Dapper Dan.

It's okay to just let the request post die too. Not every night is a fanfic night.
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>>13791058
thats how i feel. i could be friends with rose sexually or nonsexually either way would be cool.
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>>13791075
Thin Mints will always be my favorite, but GOD DAMN TYBM cookies came close.

And I can't decide if Berry Munch or Samoa are best filly scout
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>>13791067

>filename

jesus fuck I almost spit out my drink
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>>13790945
But thats not cute

its got Twilight AND Rarity, eww
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>>13791112
Is there a thin mint by Art Anon?
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I'm bi but I don't want to sexual any female contributors

I WOULD like to cuddle with MT and Rediv though

And Saine
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>>13791128
Are you that guy who keeps asking Chistery to write him massaging someone with his Cherno hands?
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Streaming Amnesia: Pigs. Link is in sub's /v/.
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>>13791127
She's still in the design phase.
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>>13791128

Saine a grill?
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>>13791112
>>13791056
i want to live in a future where fat acceptance is the norm so i can stuff my face with cookies and mcdonalds all day.

i mean i do it anyways but i want everyone else to think my lifestyle is acceptable.
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>>13791149
Neat. Thin Mints are my personal favorite.
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>>13791141
No, but I WAS interested in his synesthesia

>>13791152
No, but I want to cuddle him all the same
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>>13791057
I've always loved that picture.

>After post-Gala donuts, the mane 6 hit up the bar for some drinks.
>The rest are all so busy chatting and getting comfortably tipsy that they don't notice how many drinks Fluttershy's knocked back.
>They only realize how far gone she is after a 10-minute rant about buzzards.
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>>13791172
>synesthesia
What
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>>13791128
I'd also like to cuddle Saine
>>13791152
Nope
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>>13791152
i thought he was a girl until i heard him speak in stream.

he likes to wear womens panties and dresses though, that is good enough for me
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>>13791153
>fatties
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>>13791164
>Thin Mints are my personal favorite.

Added to my "List of Tex facts" file. One day I will have cracked all of your secrets.
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>>13791164
>Thin Mints are my personal favorite.

Good man.
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>>13791188
>you will never have obsessed anons recording random, pointless facts about you
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>>13791188
Applejack is my favorite pony.
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> Braeburned in charge of actually finishing a Quest
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>>13791181
It's pretty much crossed wires in the brain that mix up senses. It can make you "see" sounds or "taste" colors
And it apparently can do some strange things when you orgasm
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>>13791056
>cheesecake middles
unf
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>>13790163
And just why would he delete /mlp/? There's no good reason for it.
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>>13791141

come on, I asked twice

and you gotta admit feeling those mittens all over your lightly oiled shoulders after a long day would be great
>>
http://derpibooru.org/437421
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>>13791234

it sucks and it's hypocritical

I'd be less assblasted if there was also a /homestuck/, but no. That shitty general gets to circlejerk and everything during hiatus all on /co/.
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>>13791224
>And it apparently can do some strange things when you orgasm
To be fair he's just said sex can be really weird because it messes with his sense of balance and bodily space and he gets effects from pain, so maybe concentrated pleasure does sparkles or something
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>>13791219

this one's taking a while okay
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>>13791254
>anthro
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>>13791276
Just fucking with you, Brae. You'll do just fine.

We believe in you!
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>>13791173
>"And another thing! Whyda they call em 'buzzards' anyway? D-dumb things donneven buzz..."
>"Uh, Fluttershy, I think maybe you've had enough tonight..."
>"Shaddup Dashie! Don' backtalk me! Only reashon you get away with it is 'cause you're cute..."
>>
You guys are my friends. I'm glad I'm spending Saturday night with you guys.
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>>13791309
prequel updated
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>>13791264
I just find stuff like that interesting is all. I'd love the opportunity to "experiment" with it, but I'm not going to stalk him or anything like that, I just think it'd be an interesting experience.
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http://derpibooru.org/437424
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>>13791309
I love you too Anon
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>>13791254
another gave of good idea with terrible art

it feels like i am saying this about 99% of pony fanart
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>>13791342

Would be kinda nice if it wasn't for the stomach dick and missing legs
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>>13791309
>>
http://imgur.com/GNmq1ja

he did it
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>>13791007
Big Mac's morning routine was Spartan. Wake up at five AM, knock on Applejack's door to rouse her, and shuffle off to the bath. A two-minute shower under something nice and hot to knock out most of the night-cruft 'round the ears, neck, down back, a few harsh scrubs with a sudsy washrag 'round the nethers. There was plenty of time for puttering or letting his mind ease pulling something in harness or tugging a cart out to town, but it was great to let the dreams froth away with a good cake of soap.

After a good minute and a half he knew to blast cold for just a few seconds, work in some chill around the front shoulders to set off that too-hot feeling from a hot shower. Counting down from ten, feeling his focus come to the fore. 0, twist the knob back.

The towels were fluffy and absorbent as ever. Granny knew her fluff-and-fold. He was dry in a shake of a lamb's tail - which they practically felt like. A glance in the mirror didn't give him much to worry about; He never had much need for a trim up in the beard department. Daddy gave him some good looks but nothing much past peach fuzz in the face.

His mane was a mess, though. He fluffed it again with the towel, taking it from "morning dew" to "straw" before reaching for the comb.

The mane was easy enough. Not too many knots back there, all the way down. He didn't have his sister's silk, but he didn't much need it.

The tuft between the ears, though ... A downright tousle. Vortexes hither and yon. The comb pulled through just fine (clean hair tended to do that), but all he was getting was washboards and cowlicks. Thank goodness he had Dapper Dan.

He didn't even need to look. Left-hoof cupboard, second shelf, little red tin. It popped off with a thin wedge of the hoof and the eucalyptus-camphor rose to his nose. It smelled like Daddy, Pappy, and good old self-respect.

The black cove dove into the goop and slicked back through his hair with the same motion he'd made for eight years -
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>>13789066
http://i.imgur.com/F87Jw1f.jpg

BADA BING BADA BOOM HERE YOU GO, ANON
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>>13791375
YESYESYES
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>>13791360
case*

wtf how did i get gave
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>>13791375
Hold it there until it goes soft.
Hug her and kiss while still joined.
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>PonyWifeAsshole shows up, shows you a good time, and then you never hear from him again

just like your father
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>>13791377
(You)
well let's see what this popup is all abouWHOA

very nice!
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>>13791375
Kick her ass to the curb you're done with her.
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>>13791377

damn that's actually really nice
who are you
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>>13791377
>posting reaction pic with imgur link

dont do that
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>>13791375
> he actually GROUND THAT SHIT, SON
My request will be forever cemented in a monochrome cartoon about fucking a delightful cartoon horse.
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>>13791390
Uncle Grandpa pls
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>>13791377
I need to know who you are so I can do that to you
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>>13791377
Nice
Is that you, NoHooves?
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>>13791404
isn't it a good feel
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>>13791391
>(You)
#говя́дина
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>>13791401
>>13791408
>

>>13791403
Why not?
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>>13791375
Keep thrusting - gently - until you're absolutely drained. It must feel wonderful feeling her wink around you while you come off the orgasm.

KISS THE PONY
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>>13791309
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>>13791427
the imgur script auto loads the pic so i dont have to click link
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Why can't you hear pon y say I love you

Because they are a litel horse
>>
God, I shouldn't love Gaffer's "natural socks", but I do.
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>>13791449
Oh Scrubbles

you are terrible.
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http://mlpg.co/v/res/1434.html
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>>13790543
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>>13791449
Got any malt liquor left?
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>>13791476
My liquor is as much as my pony

[sppiiler]little
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>>13791449
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Evens: Draw something
Odds: Vidya
Dubs: Movie stream
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>>13791501

What a shame. She was a good mare. What a rotten way to die.
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>>13790394

Something like this?
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>>13791505
What'cha playing?
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>>13791376
And passed through without so much as making a dent in the Hawaiian rip-curl forming as his hair dried. Mac passed through it again, trying his damnedest to grip the comb in the flexible fleshy 'palm' of his hoof, doing it HARDER. Not so much as a trace of the slick jelly trusted by Equestrian men since 942.

Mac gawped. Not many things in his life was as dependable as his morning routine. Hellmouth crickets eating carrots, Parasprites nipping parsnips, whatever Applebloom did to wreck a tool shed or some damn thing - those he expected. But Dapper Dan? He and Dapper Dan went as far back as "strange new feelings" back in primary school.

He pawed for the tin, hoping something had just gone wrong. Maybe he'd just stirred the comb around in an empty tin, or mistook it for the low dish Applejack used for her earring backings. But alas, what he pulled out was in fact the Dapper Dan tin, all red and gold - with only a thin film of the whitish-green stuff that made his couture possible.

He tried scraping some on the comb but the best he could do was a little bump on the thick outer pegs and sort-of paste it over half -- and even that wasn't enough. It took care of the spitcurl but his hair was already going frizzy.

He looked under the bathroom sink for his "extras" only to find it empty. Some of the girls' "essentials" but his little tray only had some razor blades for the very rare trim-up.

Mac groaned. He'd have to make a trip into town - after he faced the day without a nice shine on.

"The things I do for you, Dapper Dan," Mac mumbled as he threw the dustbin the empty.

He paddled through the door toward the kitchen. Rounding the table for his flapjacks he heard whoops and hollers. He ignored most of it, tucking in to some warmth and maple.

"Golly, Big Mac, you havin' a bad hair day?" chortled Applejack. She was halfway through her 'muesli,' a gift from a certain frilly tailor.

He could only wince and groan, "Eyup."
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>>13791513
oh geez
yeah that's pretty great
oh man thanks
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beb pep
ded qeq
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>>13791513
Why do they have to pay Tartarus?
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>>13791377
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
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>>13791543

Because I wanted a line with the force of "there's going to be hell to pay" but had to find a way to make it pony.

I'm sorry.
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>>13791543
Because those cookies are the devil on your hips.
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>>13791543

Because it's more in-universe than saying "There will be Hell to pay"
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>>13791551
That's fine.
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>>13791516
Hats maybe
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>>13791557
But it's just, like, a dungeon in-universe.
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I just realized 8-bit's cutie mark is supposed to be a parasprite version of the normal one.
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>>13791543
Hey, at least it's not like he had her say "Oh my Celestia"
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I just really, REALLY like Gaffer
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>/k/ likes short haired girls and bush too

I-I'm home
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GAFFER NEEDS TO BE THE NEXT CUSTOM PLUSHIE FROM THE COMIC

How much would that run me?
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>>13791577
>"Oh my Celestia"

>Rarity says "By Celestia" once.

It just sort of makes sense for a pony to put Tatarus in place of hell, because that's kinda what Tatarus is.

...Kinda scary knowing your planet literally has a hell and it's less then a day's away from citizens.
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>>13791377
Damn, Gaffer's balls are HUGE.

He must be on the zebra stack
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>>13791569

I improvised. Come at me bro.

>>13791577

Yyyeah, I don't think I'd use that unless I really really HAD to.
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*gurgle*
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Filly Scout Cookie Clicker
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Avoiding the hired help and doing solo tasks all morning wasn't as a feat - though the work was certainly harder. Tilling up the potato patch out back as a one-stallion operation took a huge chunk out of the day. Mac wasn't opposed to hard work. Really most days the ritual let him think about other things, plan for this birthday or that, come up with a quick 'bon mot' for the future. Today however a strand or two were playing hell with the tips of his ears and the sweat was pooling all funny thanks to the channels in his tufts. The morning sun wasn't fierce but getting a runnel down one eye was putting him in a fighting mood - at least to find an extra-large jar of Dapper Dan.

Pulling in the equipment wasn't hard, and scrubbing down the metal with some weak mineral oil to keep the rust off didn't take too long. At least he could get out the sun and try hefting the hair over ONE ear and not the other. He beat a hasty path for the kitchen and took the errands list for town. No sense making a 'special' trip when he could just make an urgent one. One of the scythes needed some work on the blade, so Dirty's General wasn't a bad first stop.

He pulled like Hell to town, taking a side road or two to avoid the schoolyard. It wasn't clear what was going on with Cheerilee but he'd certainly not want her to see the rat's nest on his crown. A pidgeon had flirted with it on the main road that meandered by Dirty's but a few terse words and it was off.

The cart practically flew off his yoke when he pulled up to Dirty's. The sliding doors had some sort of aggressive A/C that flew his hair up in a flurry. The cashier looked at him like something out of Vaudeville. He tried stifling a snigger as he asked, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I need a scythe blade. Order under the Apples? And some Dapper Dan." The air conditioning was nice, while the frown forming on the cashier's face was not.

"Two weeks on that scythe order. Deathbringer plant's in Deerborne."
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>>13791635
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>>13791627
my stomach was actually gurgling as I was reading that
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>>13791642
unf
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>>13791610
Technically, wasn't Tartarus just a big pit where the Titans were imprisoned? It could just be a holding place for dangerous monsters.
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Despair but also a boner.
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>>13791652
In the show it was specifically mentioned that Cerberus was guarding the -portal- to Tartarus.

I think
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>>13791654

can't remember if I fapped already

vague memories of playing with my cock blend together these days
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>>13791610
She said "as Celestia is my witness."
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>just jacked it to nanaki porn and nanaki fapfiction

kill me please
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>>13791676
out
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>get pone AIDS
>be in the hospital, hanging onto life by a thread
>your family and friends are with you in these final hours, half on the verge of crying
>soon you can't keep your eyes open as much you try
>you start to hear the heart monitor flatline and your relatives start crying, but it gets quiet really fast
>There's a light, you go toward it, thinking it's Hayven
>Suddenly the light turns red and your eyes shoot open
>you're surrounded by flames in a wasteland stretching as far as the eye can see
>A pony skeleton leaps right in front of you
>"YOU, SINNER! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE FLAMES OF TARTARUS FOREVER!"

What is your cardinal pony sin and how does Skelepone punish your immortal soul?
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>>13791676
No.
You live with it.
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>>13791671
Bah, same meaning...
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>>13791684
>dat hair
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>>13791610

It's okay. Only bad ponies go down to Tartarus.

R-right?
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I'm not gay, but theres something about Pointdexter in a skirt
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>>13791662
She says "the gates to Tartarus," where all the "ancient evil creatures" are kept.
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>>13791684
>What is your cardinal pony sin and how does Skelepone punish your immortal soul?

I left the toilet seat up.
Aaand, I have to work in the gift shop.
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>>13791513
Do se Do?

More like ugly
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>>13791693
It's a different context, especially since Celestia can literally be Rarity's witness. Rarity wasn't swearing by Celestia as a deity.
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>>13791676
also if nanaki is here. fuck you for the bullshit story.

i was jacking it planning to blow my load when the dog character did but when i get to the end of the story it says i have to wait for part 2.
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>>13791710
>"ancient evil creatures" are kept.

>Except for the ones that look good in the Canterlot Garden.
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>>13791684
I left the milk out for a long time and didn't tell anyone before putting it back

I have to work retail during December
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I want to stroke Gaffer's horecock until he cums
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>>13791640
peachquest fucking when
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>>13791703
>tfw get called edgy for wanting to publicly call these guys faggots
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>>13791719
>Rarity wasn't swearing by Celestia as a deity.

>He still doesn't think she is a deity.

That's a banishment.
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>>13791725
Do you think t has a white stripe down the middle?

Can you see it throbbing while he cums?
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>>13791728
Are we Mario or Luigi?
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>>13791732

>calling someone a faggot
>edgy
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>>13791733
but celestia isnt a deity
shes a princess
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>>13791577
what would a pony say?
"oh my goddess"?
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>>13791703
>They are snapping.
>Can tell it's out of synch.
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Pony died
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>>13791742
>zecora with celestia's hairstyle
UNF
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>>13791752

Time to carry her corpse back to town and pay for a raise dead spell
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>>13791748
Probably just goodness on this show.
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>>13791756
I wonder if you can pay them more and let them do the spell with your dick in her.
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>>13791742
>Zecora with that hair

That's pretty hot.
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>>13791735
>not knowing about anon's glorious quest into lobotomy and kissing colts
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How would the ponies deal with a government shut down?
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>>13791742

>implying she can't be both
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>>13791703
>fedoras
>tan cargos
>jorts
>white cargos
>CAMO CARGOS

I can't deal with this
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pony gives up
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If we don't get another zebra in S4 I'm going to write such a letter to Lauren Faust about it.
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>>13791771
Does that mean Luna is destined to injure Celestia enough that she becomes a living corpse strapped to a chair for eternity (or until the chair decomposes and CHAOS)
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>>13791779
Make sure to post on her Twitter and Facebook.
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>>13791771
We already got that, though
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>>13791752

>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!
>Trixie: REZ ME!
>Trixie: REZ ME!
>Trixie: REZ ME!
>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!
>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!
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>>13791742
>>13791767
Why is she so pretty MLPG?
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>>13791778
On what?
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>>13791771
but shes not
shes just a pony
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>>13791799
Because she is rather motherly.
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>>13791799
Exotic
Rhyming
Hair
Accent
Eyes
Flank
Herbalist
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>>13791803
But I'm white

I can't put myself into this motherfucking fantasy
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>>13791803
>zecora
>motherly
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>>13791794

based faust
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>>13791520

Mac sighed, "That don't do me no good, we got those biting sunflowers again."

"I can get that a little faster then, maybe," the cashier rolled. Mac half-suspected they had one just like it in the shop but didn't want to raise a fuss. His eyes lowed meaningfully at a sign for 'Zap Apple Preserves - Last of the Batch!' behind the desk.

"And here's your pomade, son." The cashier whipped out a little blue and black tin affair and plopped it on the desk.

Mac's face twisted. "Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan."

"I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop," the cashier breezed. The canary-yellow bastard was still filling out the order form for the scythe, not even looking at Mac. The little runnel of sweat was back, a jagged cold salty trickle down an eyebrow. That was the last lick for Mac's patience.

"Well I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!" Mac's hooves rattled the desk. The cashier yelped.

"I-if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in two weeks!"

Mac's face twisted from the little bastard Prince mascot on the Fop tin (Prince Blueblood looking smug), the "Pine Fresh Scent!" and rounded on the cashier's yellow caving face. Mac absolutely bit his words, "Ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! Now I'm gonna tell you again - I want my Dapper Dan."

The clerk's short white horn flashed and a crate bolted from the warehouse, taking a fair turn of speed and landing shakily on the counter. Glimmers of red and gold shone through the hoof-hold. Mac's eyes only narrowed.

"They paid us to go all-Fop! I'm s-sorry!" The cashier held up his clipboard with the paperwork to ward off those burning blue eyes.
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>>13791382
>>13791435

http://imgur.com/63qelGT
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How do I stop thinking about pony?
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>>13791839
Pinkie you've turned transparent.
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>>13791839
whoa whoa whoa this be nice if those tears streamed a little
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>>13791841

By summoning your persona irl.
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>>13791839
ERUPT WITH THE POWER OF ONE THOUSAND SUPERNOVAE
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>>13791837
"I'll buy eight." Mac reached for the coin purse, reckoning how to split the box.

"T-take them all! They're supposed to be destroyed! Just- just take your hair jelly in peace!" The yellow cashier looked in half a mood to leave a yellow puddle on the floor.

Mac brought his nose to the box. Eucalyptus and camphor. Sweet ambrosia. An old friend back again, face grinning in black and white like always.

His voice puttered friendly as ever, "I think I will, kindly" as he brought it to his wide back and snapped a string through around his yoke. "Let me know about that scythe too, friend."

"THREE DAYS!" was shouted through the door as Mac hitched up his cart again. He hollered back, "SOUNDS GOOD!"

He trotted around back, making as if to leave for the main path again. He'd spotted a mirror by the side of the road, someone throwing out a ratty eagle-claw square. A minute or two later and his comb dipped into a nice thick slick of Dapper Dan and his hair was right presentable again.

Maybe he'd swing by the school, just to wave a little. Seemed about right. Everything felt a little dandier for a Dapper Dan Man.
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>>13791839
>tfw vaginal sex does nothing for you
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>>13791855
This kills the pony.
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>>13791876
Nonsense, pony is fine.
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>>13791839
Tell her how good it feels, glory be.
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>>13791839
Leave it deep as possible until you go soft.
Nibble her ears a little.
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>>13791876
Pony will be fine
Everyone knows pony in the main six cannot die
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I still think it's interesting that Zecora has become one of Twilight's mentors and has a cutie mark similar to Celestia's.
They both are Twilight's mentors and they both have suns on their asses.
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So what do you think of Muffins?

Is she a cute pony?
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>>13791872
Maybe it's weird but lately I've been getting off more to the emotions involved in the act than in the act itself.

Which this does fine in because the expression is good, and the close up semi interior shot is nice as well don't get me wrong, but I'm more invested in the emotions and can get off to the relationship of it.

I'm also jelly he can draw pretty well. Wish I could've drawn shit for my ponk stuff.
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>>13791894
So she just inflates from the thousands of nuclear warheads exploding from your penis?
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>>13791896
She has a name
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>>13791899
Yep
She probably would inflate to the size of several parsecs, in fact.
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>>13791896
she's so ugly
I just dont know what went wrong
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>>13791728
>>13791768
I'm having a hard time thinking how to compose it in a way Anons participate more in-depth, with rolls and all that.

People didn't much like the pat "choose your own adventure CHOOSE A B C or D."

Is everyone still onboard with having something starting with Peaches? Not anyone upset we may be reciprocally gay for horses?
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>>13791901
Yeah, and isn't it a good one?
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>>13791909

Holy shit WHAT
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>>13791909
what a cheap cop out.
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>>13791909
HOT TOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
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>>13791895
We need more ponies with suns on their asses.
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>>13791906
Just make it completely open ended for the 'player', but have the events and whatnot guide along a general plotline.
It's much more difficult to pull off properly, but the plot itself is pretty simplistic already, so it shouldn't be that much of an issue.
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If anyone wanted to read but prefer Pastebins, here's "Mac is a Dapper Dan Man"

http://pastebin.com/CBvXpR1L

With some direct use of
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190590/quotes?item=qt0404012
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>>13791909
buuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>13791916
No, what we need is the socially retarded Zebra with the moon on her but to show up in an episode as Zecoras sister.
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>>13791909
We could have stopped this
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>>13791909
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>>13791922
not hom but I did that and it's pretty much true
my main problem is that I am slow and cannot keep up witht the thread very well
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I want Gaffer to cum inside me.
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>>13791931
but we started it.
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>>13791909
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>>13791922
But there's going to be so much bound up in what the character is going through directly - like literal critical rolls for remembering a specific metaphor or title when talking with someone, or a roll modifier for a given day because Anon is dealing with depression.

There could be some hubworld moments, like deciding to go to the store or just hang out with Peaches or go to the Library to look over the materials of his "other life"
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There's a pony inside you.
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>>13791924
>big mac

dropped
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>>13791949
me too anon
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>>13791958
S-sorry, man, it was the prompt.
>>13791007
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>>13791951
i tried since the beginning. i have been saying memes and crossovers will turn us into the sonic fandom
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>this thread
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>>13791956
unf
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>>13791956
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>>13791969
>will turn us into the sonic fandom
>will turn
>will
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>>13791956
Chrysalis we need to talk
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>>13791909
This is the part where I say she'll always be Derpy in our hearts.
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>>13791983
it's not our derpy anymore. she's gone for good.
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>Derpy comes back in S4.
>Re-named 'Muffins'
>She is mentioned over and over again.
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Would you a Roxanne?
http://fkevlar.tumblr.com/post/56719067917
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Pony will be able to sleep at night, innocent as the day she was accidentally conceived.
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>>13791993
no, not pone.
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>>13791991
I'd be kinda mad because like >>13791914 said
It's a cop out
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>Derpy is now named 'Muffins.'
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>>13791988

She was never there. TLR was an anomaly, an accident.
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>>13791997
Pony was not conceived accidentally.
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>>13791991
>>13792003
Boy

that sure is half baked@
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>>13791922
Anon
Anon
The whole quest is trying to get back to cultural 'square one' with severely limited memory and putting dick to your loving former doctor, Peaches.
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>>13792011
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>>13792003
America, the world's police and saviors of the known universe, must act now!
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So being that I was at the 4chan panel, what was the general's reaction to it if anyone watched it
I love how 4chan hating ponies is still a thing though
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>>13792003
if that will be canon, i'll counter-headcanon.
like, it's a witness protection program or something
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>>13792029
I haven't bothered watching it, should I?
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>>13792029
Mostly lack of surprise - it's easy enough to think of /mlp/ as another "retard bucket"

We could barely stomach the "ANONYMOUUUUSE" crowd hollering in the background though. Was it as cringe-worthy in real life?
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http://imgur.com/HT2acLH

>about to save
>notice the creepy legfeet

ew disgusting
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>>13792038
If you've seen the others, it's not much different
Only how 4chan has been around longer than most other sites and it's mostly changed in the past year more so than the other 9

>>13792043
I could just give you a quick rundown of it
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>>13791914
not only is derpy a stupid name for anyone

it doesnt even fit in the pony world style of naming
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>>13792057
>I could just give you a quick rundown of it
Can we not? Please? We've been hearing nothing but BASED MOOTYKINS all night
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>>13792038
i couldnt believe the memes, so much memes.

i know 4chan loves their memes but using them so much in real life is too much for me.
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>>13792062
I'm not going to fucking suck his dick
He had some good points about the actual site rather than idiots asking retarded questions and people yelling incoherently
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>>13792059
Just call her Bright Eyes or whatever that dumb fic called her back in 2010
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>>13792073
Stoneface is the one true name!
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>>13792073
or Bubbly Shines
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>>13792069
Let me put it to you this way - almost all of us have seen the video. We were sort of scrubbing through it for the past few hours.

His good points about the site and how toxic /b/ can really be are something they'll gloss right over but were really gratifying. More than anything he seemed on the level while the fuckheads were screaming MEEEMEMEMMEMEs.

Is that accurate?
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>in 11 days MLP:FiM will be 3 years old
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>>13792057
>>13792068
>3 minutes in
>everyone buttmad about ponies
nope not watching
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http://i.imgur.com/iUDmORK.png
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Or we could just call her darpy like we always have when she was given some shit fandom name
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>>13792077
>Not Bubble Butt
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>>13792097
what kind of reaction is that?
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>>13792092
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>>13792092
Quick! Someone post pony nostrilfucking!
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>>13792092
nitrotitan pls
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>>13792092
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajouylxJiU
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http://derpibooru.org/380563
> M-Miss Cheerilee
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>>13792101
Amazingly, there was still a picture selected for me a post over an hour ago.
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>>13792089
has someone brought it up or was it the usual le epic internet jihad?
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>>13792085
The best is yet to come.
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>>13792084
Yeah, that's pretty much it
Other than what I said previously about how it's been around longer, the only other thing to add is how apparently he wants to rejoin boards together after some software shit is done with a new dev

>>13792089
>not wanting to watch something because they don't like what you like
Grow the fuck up
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>>13792115
Go to 6-7 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0
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>you will never swallow so much pegaspunk that you can cloudwalk without assistance
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>>13792122
>he wants to rejoin boards together
aw yissss
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>>13792129
he wasn't talking about us.
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>>13792129
Not about /co/ and /mlp/
That will never, ever happen
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>>13792122
This isn't >disliking things I like
They are actively getting buttmad about it on purpose
HEY YOU KNOW PONIES?
YOU HATE THEM RIGHT?
YEAAAAAAAAH
That's fucking moronic, it's not like someone from /mlp/ went ahead and asked a question about the board and THEN people got butthurt, which would still be stupid but at least less so.
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>>13791978
You're selling mlp short, we're worse than the sonic fandom at this point. It was around when every fetish got it's own mascot oc.
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yes, stick with gay-for-horses anon
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>>13792132
>>13792132
>>13792138
>>13792138
You know what they say about assuming...
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>>13792122
> "Preacher" baiting with the Ponypocalypse
> GROOOWWW UPPP
You were part of that crowd and rehashed what we heard about boards rejoining we knew two hours ago.

Your contributions so far have been minimal.

Could you please show proof you were there?
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>>13792143

The funniest part is half of their fans didn't even fap to them.

People on this board are that desensitized.
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>>13792141
Majority of the people there were hyped up about just being there. It's the crowd mentality.
I don't think moot actually cares about /mlp/ as long as they don't make him do any work.
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>>13792123
its funny when its a young teenage kid hating on ponies but when you see a middle age balding man get angry at ponys its creepy as shit.

how the fuck are people that old so heavily in the /b/ fandom
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>>13792151
you man an ass out of u and ming?
who the hell is ming and why should I care?
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>>13791716
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>>13792138
i never want it to happen. /co/ is still my main board and i dont want the flood of piss and pony fetishfags shitting up the place
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>>13792159
It wasn't even moot
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>>13792092
Would Fluttershy tell someone about it or would she just suffer in silence?
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>>13792147
I guess that's not something to put up to a vote.

I'm just trying to avoid some shitfest about "the forced gay," I got enough of that a few days ago about "contrivances."

The guy literally gave you chocolates for Hearts and Hooves, you want a stronger hint?
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>>13792173
>>13792138
you idiots are totally getting it wrong
Ther should be a cartoons and comic generals /cog/ board
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>>13792138
It will happen many years from now when nobody cares about MLP anymore.
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>>13792181
protip: that guy was either retarded or pretending to be retarded
don't respond to that sort of thing if they're not going offer legit commentary
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>>13792170
I would comfort that filly, as an assistant scoutmaster should.
Nonsexually and with a good talk about how some ponies just can't see the value of another at first, second, or hundredth glance.
And then we'd have ice cream.
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>>13792183
Even if they made /cog/, they would not let the mlpg in because ponies does not belong outside of this board.
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>>13792170
N-no...
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>>13792157
Boom baby
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>>13792186
>when nobody cares about MLP anymore.
But the questions becomes, when will that happen? This thing is self sustaining now. Yes it'll diminish but we have people sinking lives and careers into this. It is in the best interests of a lot of people to keep it going as long as possible and they have the means to do just that.
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>>13792170
>pony on the verge of tears
WHAT NO
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>>13792092
unf
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>>13792186
This, it would be really terrible if /mlp/ was forced back too /co/. Sure we would be happy just being our old selves again, but all the other people that go to /mlp/ are now used to having their own various generals going. That doesn't even include just random discussion/image threads that pop up.
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>>13792186
and when the day comes that rule 15 is repealed I'll be waiting with a folder full of pony reaction images

it'll be great
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>>13792198
and over the course of that ice cream, you would realize just how fucking ugly that filly is.
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>>13792207
Alright, thanks Anon.
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>>13792219
>rule 15 pulled.
>It's like watching dam break.
>/v/ explodes.
>rule 15 put back in.
>It's never enforced.
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>>13792213

And /co/ naturally would accuse us of bringing them back with us.
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>>13792209
Invader Zim ended 10 years ago with an incomplete second season. It was never as big or known as the pony fandom and they still have conventions. This should give you an idea of the magnitude of the bullshit this fandom will continue to produce.
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I don't even think I like the show anymore. And I sure as hell don't like the fandom. Why am I still here?
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>>13792236
for the ponies, obviously
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>>13792225
She's still got room to grow. Once her braces come out, she'll have fine, straight teeth. And who knows how she'll develop in other ways.
But a scoutmaster doesn't think of that. He just thinks of how he can help and support these little fillies when they need help the most.
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>>13792227
Thanks for making me get up you turd
Oh and not everyone was yelling and screaming
I for one was talking to the dude behind me who was asking how much money it was to keep a trip a month, I shit you not
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>>13792231
i don't think so. even before the move /co/ more or less understood that mlpg was its own group of people that didn't condone the spamming of ponies on /co/ or elsewhere.
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>>13792237
>She graduated in biological engineering.
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So the ponybition might end soon? We soon can stop pretending to hate ponies?
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>>13792241
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG PONY
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>>13792249
Nope.
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>>13792170
Do you think Savannah ever does her up all pretty?
I bet she cleans up nicely.
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>>13792246
the times have changed and there's no reasoning with a large part of /v/ for comics.
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>>13792196
I'm not so certain they didn't mean the criticism exactly. Though when they refused to elaborate further I got the feeling "contrivances" was a prop for "I didn't see it coming and thought it was kind of fake," which is an opinion but not helpful or necessarily well-formed.

Saying "It felt forced" isn't nearly as helpful as "There could have been further underscoring during the conversation with Megan" though that would have been a BIG 'tell'
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>>13792249
The autistic blind hate might be gone for the most part, but people are just too used to having an entire board just for pony. It would really end up being shitty for us because likely a vast majority of the people who post outside here would be forced in here
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>>13792242
She trusts you so much.
You are almost like a boyfriend.
You listen to everything she says and listen, like those boyfriends on her animes.
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>>13792235
That's what I'm beginning to realise. Ponies are going to be a permanent fixture of internet/board/*chan culture for a long long time. It'll be fun to look back and be able to say that I was there.

See you all at Bronycon 2025.
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>>13792249
>MLPG is just one big speakeasy
>instead of alcohol, they have ponies on tap
>cups full of ponies
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>>13792271
* with, about, sorry
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>>13792249
Probably not
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>>13792272
>tfw i autsticly and blindly hate homestuck just because that is the popular thing to do
>i dont even know anything about it
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnsOcyrk8-w

Best thing ever this week
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>>13792276
>One Fateful Valentines day later...
>The Janitor said it was for our own good.
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>>13792276
Can I get some better butts?
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>>13792273
But I'm not. I'm her assistant scoutmaster, and she is a scout. What's more, she's still a filly. While "boyfriend" is a bit much, being a "Friend who's a boy" isn't so bad, right?
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>>13792290
I dislike homestuck because i find it visually displeasing, but i know almost nothing about it content wise
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>>13792297
Sorry, I had the last cup of Applejack.
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>>13792294
>tfw Hearts and Hooves leak stream
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>>13792287
/co/ doesn't care much for ponies but hate /b/ fuckers almost as much, including the "cancer" shtick
People flip the FUCK OUT about ponies off /mlp/
On the whole we're harmless and most people don't give a fuck but it's instant drama chum because of either earnest shitposters or people pretending to be earnest shitposters.
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>>13792287
man, the net is crawling with NBS-grade retardation
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>>13792297
alright, but we couldn't fit these ones in to a cup
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>>13792312
That's a cute pegasus.
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>>13791852
>>13791889

http://imgur.com/s2KLoSA
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>>13792298
Of course it isn't.
But hey, it's okay to friendzone a filly who is just getting a little sentimental.
You can be her big brother!
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SWEET JESUS
http://lizombie-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/55906042724/aj-got-caught
Can we get more Cherry Jubilee and Applejack? PLEASE?
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>>13792297
sorry man, the good stuff was intercepted by the feds again. you'll have to make due with these for now if you still want any. i'd recommend you the pinkie
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>>13792316
TELL HER HOW GOOD YOU FEEL, DAMN IT
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>>13792316
Gracious me.
Time to cuddle and enjoy the afterglow.
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>>13792315
She is applest pegasus
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>>13792316
Hold her tight and grind a bit while caressing her.
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>>13792316
Whether it's love or not it would be nice to tell her it meant something to Anon.
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>Hating ponies outside of /mlp/ has become a meme.
Prove me wrong.
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http://ponymouthhugs.com/post/55921168187/peanutbtter-pandaburlesque

> Witch Academy doujin
WHITHER
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>>13792315
I always thought it would have been painful to get wings suddenly like that, but Twilight didn't seem hurt at all. Must be the magic.
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>>13792334
Does it look like I give a fuck?
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>>13792316
Don't even take it out. Just do what >>13792325 and >>13792332 said.
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>>13792340
That's like turbo old news
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>>13792334
>caring about ebin maymay
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>>13792354
I don't care about shit, rule 15 gave them the ammo to make it what it is.
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>>13792318
Ah, but that would be showing favoritism. I have to be impartial to all my scouts, even if I'm only an assistant scoutmaster. She's just got to remember, though. What some other ponies can't, she Do-si-does.
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>>13792316
>smooch
HNNGH
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>>13792363
Next time gadget!
NEXT TIIIIIIMMME!
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>>13792363
>What some other ponies can't, she Do-si-does.
That was terrible.
But I bet it'd manage to get a smile out of her.
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>>13792316
hnnnng
stay with her
she's the most special pony in the world
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>>13789999
Explain to me why the Titans were considered "evil".

You expect me to believe that when Zeon gassed their own people, an entire colony, the Titans were to blame? All of this just to further the Neo Zeon agenda.


Also, hello pony people. How's it going?
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>>13792383
>Her lip catches on her braces.
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>>13792383
That was the point. Terrible jokes to make children smile.
She's a good kid, after all. Just needs some confidence.
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>>13792395
My ponies ran away.
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>>13792410
That's unfortunate.

Alrighty, I'm drawing tonight, throw out some ideas people.
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>What did I tell you about tryina stick apples up there when I'm not lookin?
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>>13792316
My FUCKING HEARRRRTTT
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>>13792431
Draw pony.
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>>13792431
Fluttershy running face first into Big Mac's barrel.
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>>13792393
>she's the most special pony in the world
because she is retarded
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>>13792431
more stallions in fabulous outfits
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>>13792444
But anon, we aren't fucking Twilight
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>>13792431
Iron will arm wrestling Celestia
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>>13792448
I want to have a threesome with those two
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>>13792452
Only Twilight is a genius.
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To lewd, or not to lewd.
That is the question...
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>>13792431
DRAW DASH FINDING OUT THAT TWIGHT'S MOTHER WAS THE WRITER OF DARING DO!
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>>13792452
Twilight isn't a retard.
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http://i.imgur.com/FNLhbsg.png
YES
YES
YES
PONKO CONFIRMED FOR SEXIEST PONY
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>>13792458
>not with Gaffer and 8bit
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>>13792462
the answer is almost always lewd
and by almost always I mean always
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>>13792459
Okay, we aren't fucking you, then.
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>>13792473
>not all of them
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>>13792471
Shes fat.
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>>13792462
Both!
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>>13792458
But you would need an outfit from them. And I don't think humans can wear pone clothes easily.
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>>13792470
>TWIGHT'S MOTHER WAS THE WRITER OF DARING DO!
I'm not gonna like
i think that's fucking stupid
but that's just me...
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>>13792458
>you'll never rail Braeburn's ass while he's deepthroating Soarin
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>>13792476
no shit, im not retarded either.
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>>13792481
>and all the caramels
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>>13792462
Cute.
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http://imgur.com/kV1UwaS
IMPREGNATING PINKIE UNF UNF UNF
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>>13792485

It's canon. The comics showed her pic with a Daring Do award, and her trading card says she likes to write adventure stories.
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>>13792489
>not being the middle man in that threeway
faggot
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>>13792492
We really should be fucking you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_cpAM15Eo
> MLPG
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>>13792472
yum
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>>13792482
She's not any fatter than other ponies.
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>>13792503
>. The comics showed her pic with a Daring Do award
They did?
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>>13792489
>you will never be Braeburn in this scenario
>your partners will never mock you as they form the pyramid
>they will never go out for drinks afterwards, leaving you to finish yourself off in a pool of their cum
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>>13792506
>preferring receiving over giving
and you call ME a faggot
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>>13792431

Draw Gaffer.
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>>13792092

I am shocked and appalled that nothing came of this
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>>13792514
She hides it with magic.
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>>13792521
Who's Gaffer?
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>>13792518
woah woah woah. pause.
what's with the degradation crap?
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>>13792518
>implying they wouldn't clean you up, put you in a pretty dress, slide in a vibrating plug and take you out with them
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>>13792524
I guess no one likes mouthnipples.
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>>13792497
>Everything is spelled correctly.
>MT
I call bullshit.
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>>13792528
She hides it?
Can't she just magically make herself not fat?
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>>13792519
It's le mlpg humor to call people fags for not liking to get reamed.
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>>13792516

Yes. Newest issue, when Shining's putting on his tie to go to his Flugelhorn recital.
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>>13792530

Did you read the latest comic Tan?

He's the colt with the stripey face.
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>>13792503
i know it's canon
like how its canon Vinyl Scratch got her cutiemark because of Shining Armor
I think its a stupid development
ESPECIALLY the Daring-Doo thing
Twilight and her entire family are mary-sues
What's next, her father is the manager of the wonderbolts?
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>>13792516
Yeah, one of the panels has an award plaque with her on Daring Doo.
Which makes her entire family NERDS!
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>>13792531
I guess I should have prefaced it with *w-walks into thread*
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The orange horse
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>>13792541
I haven't read any of the comics.

I almost thought you were talking about the long eared horse.
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>>13792542

I have some bad news
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> Fluttershy meets you for the first time, goes out on a limb and asks for a date - part of her 'assertiveness' therapy
> She seems to have ingested some Poison Joke Tea
http://youtu.be/5sruQJ12PsI
Would you still consider it?
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>>13792516

http://derpibooru.org/434780
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>>13792540
I see it now
That's pretty cool.
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>>13792549
>Subby's back!

Yay!
>>
Fluttershy is the only pony with no demonstrated family members of any kind.
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>>13792554
Poison joke tea sounds pretty good.
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>>13792542

Success breeds success.
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>>13792536
It's a thing that happened.

http://minibutts.tumblr.com/post/59893536154/mrs-cake-pinkie-pie-and-mr-cakes-troublesome
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>>13792537
Celestia wouldnt like that.
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>>13792530
this homo
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>>13792542
>What's next, her father is the manager of the wonderbolts?

No...
Her father fought in 'Nam.
He was a lieutenant.
Lost his legs one day, went to take out the charlies in a final hoorah.
Got saved by the one idiot in his squad.
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>>13792485
>>13792542
The stupidest part about this is how they just did this without giving a shit about RiaW.
Now Rainbow Dash doesn't have any idea who Twilight's mother is and Twilight doesn't even mention that her mother is the writer of the series. The latter makes some sense - Twilight wanting to avoid Dash's fangasming, but how the hell does Dash not know what the parents of her friends are called?
Also making Twilight's family one of mary sues is definitely another issue.
>>
> Pinkie confirmed for triple-hottest
God I just want to put my hand between those thighs and make her squirm
http://i.imgur.com/4szpGYr.png
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>>13792552

I thought you were cool Tan, but I mean... how can you not read my little pony comics and retain coolness? It's just not possible.
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>>13792557
Why the fuck does Twily have smartypants? Cadance gives her smartypants
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>>13792568
Why not?
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>mt is drawing more of her full-human self-insert
unf.
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>>13792557
>That's pretty cool.
I disaggree
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>>13792585
Celestia likes her fat.
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>>13792577
>does Dash not know what the parents of her friends are called?
She's not the most perceptive. She cares about her buddies but probably never asked "What's your Mom's name?"

It's possible she knows them all as _____'s mom, _____'s dad.
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>>13792550
we need more dorf ponies
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>>13792587
Well you're a buttface
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>>13792577
You do realize, that authors do have pen names.
They make up names.
Steven King has a secondary pen name for some of his works.
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>>13792578
>You will never get a thigh-job from pinkie
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>>13792577
this
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash's favorite book series is written by her best friends mother, who never said anything about it before
It's pulled straight of an ass
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>>13792577
>mary sues
BEING GOOD AT A THING DOESN'T MEAN BEING A MARY SUE
BEING GOOD AT EVERYTHING MEANS THAT
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>>13792583
Could be that Cadence foalsat a few days in that week and dropped off the payload.
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>>13792577

It took Dash an entry into a hospital to convince her to read at all.

I doubt she's up to keeping up with author names. She probably doesn't even read the introduction.
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>>13792593
Sweet jesus, that is actually my fetish.
Finishing between her thighs with her wetness seeping down spoiling for round two is the hottest fucking thing
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>>13792552

Gaffer is the pone on the far left.

And you really should. The comics are amazing. I don't know if I could have lasted the hiatus without them.
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>>13792592
She has awards, that means she attended awards ceremonies, which means that even if she has a pen name it's public, meaning everyone knows who she is. It would make it harder for Dash to reach the realization, granted, but she's also the obsessive type so she would find out about it soon, even if not within RiaW.
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>>13792598
>She probably doesn't even read the introduction.
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>>13792594

>you will never reach deep into Twilight Velvet's colon to retrieve a new riveting daring do book.
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>>13792577
>mary sue
there you go using that word again anon.
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>>13792604
Do you really think Dash gives a fuck about award ceremonies?
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>>13792607
I read that as Twilight's velvet colon, and i just about died laughing
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>>13792566
>Success breeds success.
yeah, isnt that the truth
If you arent born into rich, successful family
You will never be successful
what a GREAT message
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>In some fucked up reality, Twilight Velvet wrote 'Daring Do and the Mysterious Goo.'
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>>13792611

Yes, actually.

Dash is a showoff who loves trophies and competition.
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>>13792615
Either one
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>>13792588
LK pls, fat Twilight trying to hide it with magic
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>>13792611
Considering she gets all gussied up for her friends coronation, a royal wedding, and the gala, I would say yes she does
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>>13792595
As of now there's not a single pony that seems to have any flaws whatsoever in the entire family. They are rich, the mother is a very famous author, son married to a princess and king or prince or whatever of an empire that popped up just for them, daughter princess of the one they live in and bestest magician ever. The father could have something negative about him but I have serious doubts about that.
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>>13792616

It's the best message, because it's grounded in reality.
>>
http://minibutts.tumblr.com/post/54821298777/oh-look-i-did-finish-it
> Plum DT domming Applebloom and Silver Spoon in one fell swoop
> That little bit of pudge
OH MY GOD MT ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY DICK
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>>13792267

Maybe sometimes.
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>>13792622
>"Alright anon, I've got a few different options for you. Stick your arm down there and tell me if you like the velvet, then pull it out and I'll switch it out for cashmere"
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>>13792619

in some fucked reality, your waifu isn't a whore

it's not this one
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>>13792626
>>13792626
fucking this
I love the comics but they're stories are just half-assed connection to canon
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>>13792626
Twilight has several mental disorders, Shining Armor is as dumb as a toast and their parents are basically background characters
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>>13792626
> expecting negativity in a well-structured protagonist's family
> believing that adults who grow up in a world where you know your special talent and strive to achieve excellence in it won't
I dunno man
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>>13792620
>Dash is a showoff who loves trophies and competition.
Only if they involve her directly.
No, she would not dive into research into who the author was, BUT she would go to a book signing.
With Twilight telling her not to take it so seriously, Dash asking her why she is freaking out so much, she is only getting an autograph of the best author EVER!.
And then they get to the booth, and Dash sees who is behind it. Twilight kinda facepalms and waves at her mom as Dash has a mind shatter.
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>>13792626

Oh god

>Twilight family episode
>her mother's family have a big get together
>They're all very proud of Shiny and Twily for what they've achieved
>but their Dad is a total failure
>highschool dropout
>depends on wife for support
>clumsy
>silly
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>>13792627
That's not really true. For every person who's rich because he was born into a rich family there's one that climbed up from having nothing. Even if it were true, it'd be a horrible message to give to kids
>never aspire to do anything, just stick to a shitty job and stay awful
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>>13792616

No, but being rich and successful means your parents have both the wealth and the to raise you however they want, have connections that can give you a one-up in life, and impart on you their ideals, like being very goal oriented and to always push yourself.
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>>13792626

>characters have to have blatent flaws
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>>13792601
>Sweet jesus, that is actually my fetish.
Y-you too?
It'd be hot as hell just to have her cross her legs together with you sandwiched in between those wet, squishy legs.[/spoilers]
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>>13792638
>sits on the couch all day with a beer in one hand and the othe rhand down his pants he doesnt even need to have on.
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>>13792630
That is cute as fuck.
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>>13792626
And what's negative about the Apples? Any of them?
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>>13792640

Stop living in a fantasy world, the few people that attained riches from nothing are the 1% amongst the 1%.

The education level of your parents is the biggest dictator of your future prospects in life. Almost nobody ever moves out of their level.
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>>13792634
Twilight has no mental disorders as of late. She used to have them, but not anymore. SA might be dumb as toast, albeit it's unlikely since he used to be the captain of the royal guard, but it doesn't affect his life negatively in any way since the position he's in doesn't require anything from him either way.
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>>13792645
>sells shoes
>human shoes
>it's not a very profitable business
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>>13792630
>"Excuse the language"
Savannah Smile has cemented herself as my second favorite.
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Hi mlpg.
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>>13792630
Diamond tiara is a fat bitch.
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>>13792655
Hi not-Applejack
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>>13792626

Their son failed to protect Canterlot when it needed him most.

He's a whipped stallion and his successes are more of a result of Cadence than his own ability.
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>>13792640
>For every person who's rich because he was born into a rich family there's one that climbed up from having nothing
That's objectivly false.
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>>13792656
Thats a strange way of saying "cutest, smartest, all around best filly"
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>>13792633
While i wish the comics had a more fluid connection to the show canon, I don't mind if its sorta off on its own thing. While there are plenty of things the comic adds that i wan't to say also apply to the show, and its probably safe to assume they can, there are too many inconsistancies to really match them up.
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>They are both little southern belles.
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>>13792655
hello gravity-defying pony
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>>13792663
we pedophiles now?
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>>13792650
>Stop living in a fantasy world
you first
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>>13792648
AJ still can't accept help from others, Big Mac has serious issues with socialization, every time AB appears there's a flaw about her, Granny Smith lives in the past, Babs Seed doesn't have any big flaws as of now that I can recall, neither does Braeburn, no other apple family member was given any traits beyond that I think.
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>>13792637
You forgot your trip.
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>>13792653
So he's Al Bundy now?
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>>13792668
>calling a child cute and smart makes you a pedo"

Out
Now
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>>13792670
>serious issues with socialization
Maybe in the comics, but in the show he is just quiet.
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>>13792673
yeah, basically
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>>13792675
fuck off pedo
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>>13792656

Yes. That's why I've replaced her. I'll be a much better filly. The old one is gone forever. Isn't that swell?
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>>13792658
He got mind-flayed while Cadence was trapped in a mine that she somehow couldn't magic herself out of despite being an Allicorn already

Pretty certain who's more functionally useless in that story arc
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>>13792643
You
You my friend
We are friends now
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>>13792669

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2853053/

There have been studies on this.
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>>13792669

That's not really a comeback in this context.
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>>13792672
...
Goo job, Anon.
I somehow feel twice as insulted that you implied I was not only that pile of uncreative garbage, but quoted a post he made that basically took my idea and turned it into total shit.
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>>13792650
>The education level of your parents is the biggest dictator of your future prospects in life. Almost nobody ever moves out of their level.
I don't know man, I know enough people whose parents didn't even go to high school who are pursuing Master's or PhDs
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>>13792686
We don't really know the extent of Cadance's unicorn abilities aside from the ones directly related to her special talent
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>>13792685
guess the episode
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>>13792660
>>13792650
I'm not talking about top 1%, I'm talking about people who are fairly rich. I personally know at least 4-5 people who became rather successful on their own and they came from shitty or mediocre families, ranging from millionaires to just people with a much higher quality of life than average.
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>>13792693
You mean the post "he" made hours ago that you're samefagging from?
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Here's Gaffer or something.
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>>13792686

He could have fought her. He embraced the min control. After a whole life of working hard, it felt good for another pony to have control, to absolve him of all responsibility, no matter who
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>>13792693
>took your idea
>which was posted two hours later
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>>13792678
Since this discussion spawned from Twilight's mom being a writer I thought we were considering the comics canon.
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>>13792703
I want a plushie of him
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>>13792700
No no. I am sure I knew what I typed. Unlike him, I know how to create a story that actually gets an audience.
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>>13792698

You mean people that work their entire life breaking their backs in order to become 'rather successful' when a single mishap could see it all up and vanish in the face of one legal or health related problem?

Oh yeah, they totally beat the system.

Totally.
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>>13792703
Nice barney nose
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>>13792703

Handsome stallion
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>>13792707
That was actually around noon yesterday
Anon is literally a day late and a dollar short
With a 'face-hoof' and best X EVERRRR from Dash
>>13792637
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>>13792703

Thanks Tan.

Read the comics ya butt.

Marathon them and keep us updated on your reactions. It'll be fun for us all.
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>>13792714
you are just talking out of your ass right now
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>>13792685
Rare sighting of the Loch Ness Purple
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>>13792727
>keep us updated on your reactions

MAH ZIGGA
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>>13792715
/pol/ pls
sto derailing discussion away from the comics questionable status as canon
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>>13792707
>You have to be here all day.
>To get all the shitty fanfictions!.
>OR its FILTHY SAMEFAGGING!
33996254 120
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>>13792716
thanks, I've been working on it.
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>>13792698
Still false.
Anecdotal evidence does not change this.
The vast majority of 'fairly rich' people come from fairly rich families. Not all rich people were born rich, but most.
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>>13792685
>>13792696
I want to say its an episode in season 1, am i close?
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>>13792703
I would play DnD with that pony.
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>>13792729
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>>13792733
im not saying you are samefagging since im accusing you of just stealing someones idea. Even if its just the case you had the same idea, which is highly likely to be honest, stop saying he is uncreative when he literally had the exact same thought as you did, and posted about it far before you did.
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>>13792696
That's not from an episode
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>Dash attending a book sighing.
>"OMG YOU COPIED X, YOU MUST BE X SAMEFAGGING!"
>uh.
>"SHUT UP X WE KNOW YOU ARE X, YOU FAGGOT!"
>"WE ARE AWARE OF YOUR GRAND PLAN TO CONSPIRE AGAINST US, WE ARE THE GRAND MLPG! THE HIVEMIND OF /mlp/!
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>>13792744

It's Obliettes and Ogres, you fucking faggot get your fanon ripoff out of here.
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>>13792754
u mad brony?
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>>13792744
That pony doesn't play D&D, he doesnt even know what D&D is
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>>13792715
One is a multimillionaire who trades high value football players and runs a company dedicated to this, another is a couple that import shit from Thailand and sell it at one of their ~10 local stores, another is an average joe that got really lucky with the special high school he went to which got him to a position of being the manager of a large mine and friends with the owner of the mine so he can basically buy literally anything he wants at the cost of the company, then a bunch of people who are doctors that come from average families with uneducated parents, another couple that own multiple apothecaries and are millionaires and don't even have any unis or whatnot themselves, and there's a bunch more that I can't be arsed to list.
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>>13792689
oh gosh...
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Are there any pictures floating around of the rabbit ear pony?

I wanna draw that one.
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>>13792753
I think it's funny when both sides of the argument are retarded
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can I get some critique on this quick sketch for it's proportions and whatnot?
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>>13792754
You think we'll ever see ogres in the show? Would they look like the ogres we know?
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>>13792753
>being this mad
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>>13792760

And how many people you know DIDN"T escape the socioeconomic standing of their parents?
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>>13792767
I can't tell what anything is
hide the gray layer, at least
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>>13792767
I think the head is a tad bit too big for how you've drawn the body and legs, but that's just me.
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>>13792767

What kind of mage is he?

He needs a real shit eating grin.
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>>13792754
I love that panel
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>>13792773
About twice as many.
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>>13792749
>im accusing you of just stealing someones idea.
Yes, I stole his idea, while I was gone away from the computer!
You have discovered my mind ability to steal thoughts!
Oh a fool I was to try to fool you, Anon! If only I had targeted you, I would have targeted the true Sherlock of the internet!
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>>13792767

Front legs should be a bit thicker, maybe back legs too. Stallions are masculine.
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>>13792333
>>13792324
>>13792393

http://imgur.com/9ZvOJoB
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>>13792698
People can climb to middle class occasionally, but you don't get to upper class without being born there or having incredible luck.
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>>13792778
he's the DM so he can be whatever sort of mage he wants
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>>13792782
Did you even read the rest of my post where i admitted the more likely event, and what i truly had an issue with in the first place?
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>>13792764
what is that rabbit eared pony from? i think i missed her comic
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>>13792789
http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/
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>>13792767

Wasn't he a dwarf mule in the comic?
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What if Gaffer, 8-Bit, and Poindexter blindbag set?
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>>13792795
I saw one picture of her posted, but didn't save it because I had to skeedaddle.
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>>13792790
Not many of those are middle class, or at least not where I live.
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>>13792799

No that was 8bit.
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>>13792795

Celestia micro, towards the end.
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>>13792774
it's all on one layer and i sketched in literally one minute but Ill keep that in mind

>>13792776
damn, the heads always too big. I think its kinda cute though. maybe its just me then...
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>>13792714
>I know how to create a story that actually gets an audience.
You mean like how people ran in train like "oh man that would be fun" like they actually did for a short greentext, not a 'story concept'?

>>13792733
> if it's not my fanfiction it's shitty fanfiction
You stitched together some character actions (big pratfalls, Dash's fangirl reaction) with a book signing concept. By comparison with four lines of green you're playing it safe and papering over with Dash played to type. Twilight's intentions, the big reveal worked out, all with the paper signing and no characters going over the moon.

Chistery isn't the best. Chistery in some ways plays to formula. But would I read that over what you articulated? Yeah, I would.
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>>13792789
this was definitely fun
and she never got to tickle us back
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>>13792808
If you can't tank a lawsuit without even feeling it, you aren't upper class.
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>>13792789
And then they fell asleep again. At least until Anon woke up with Frigid Ass, due to the air conditioning.
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>>13792753
> being this mad at a being mistaken for a tripfag by a hateanon
> implying hivemind
Holy shit dude, at most you're speaking with two people in this whole thread. Back it up, jack.
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>>13792798

http://imgur.com/Z1oOQvo
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>>13792805
Would Dash prefer Latkes or Hamantashsen?
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>>13792789
*smooch*
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>>13792794
No I did.
I just could not quite it because daym if that shit was too hilarious to quote. Be honest, he is the rch2.0 of MLPG. You call it writing, and I hope to GOD you don't imply it's actual writing because the pages would not be worth the money to print and burn.
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>>13792817
Most of those I listed could. The doctors couldn't, the rest could.
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>>13792825
Oh you are just RCH hatanon, silly me. Please continue being a blithering imbecile sorry i interrupted you.
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>>13792789
>>13792822
awww
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>>13792822
And then she goes and gets fucked by a stallion and completely forgets about anon and his tiny human cock

Right, Brae?
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>>13792833
>responding
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>>13792789
Daww.
Epilogue maybe?
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>>13792825
>the pages would not be worth the money to print and burn.
CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIN
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>>13792859
Nope, love is for giant stallion cocks because they're so much better then human ones.

According to Braeburned
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>>13792833
>Implying it isn't true.
Please, you all cling to his shitty fanfiction like it's Mozart. All he does is greentext without the '>'.
Hell, in a way I RESPECT the fact that rch spoils his shit with greentext so you can mentally filter it.
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>>13792838
That's a pretty dim view of things. It seems like it was pretty special for the both of them, and at the very least something Pinkie's been angling for a loooong time.
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>>13792859
>that leg
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>>13792630
>>13792666
>>13792654

Really the only thing they have in common is their accents... but I think they'd have their moments of solidarity.
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>>13792871
>and at the very least something Pinkie's been angling for a loooong time.
>She heard rumors and wanted to find out if they were true.
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>>13792838
>Implying her mind won't be wandering about that night with anon for days
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>>13792871
I was just relaying how Braeburned feels about ponies and humans fucking

Mares can't enjoy human cock after they've had stallion cock
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>>13792883
And what are you basing this off of.

More imaginary headcanon?
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http://derpibooru.org/437154

>pink frogs

unf
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>>13792869
> pointing out Chistery isn't RCH v 2.0 is stroking it off like Mozart
> Just 'greentext' without the '>'
Well someone's cranky.
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>>13792880
South is South, no matter how you say it.
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>>13792887
He's basing it off what Braeburned said, he told you that a couple times now.
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>>13792890
lel
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>>13792890
*S'th
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>>13792887
No, that's what he said in one of the earlier threads
That's why Pinkie was a virgin
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>>13792889
>still responding
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>>13792892
>>13792895
Compared to the average size of the ponies I don't think there would be too much of a difference.
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>>13792895
but that's wrong
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>>13792901
Are you just pretending to be retarded, then?

Because that would be great.
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>>13792907
I'm not him but yes, he's probably pretending to be retarded
And that's exactly why you shouldn't respond
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>>13792906
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S12968379#p12969427

>plus if she took stallion dick before do you really thing human dick would be as fun for her
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>>13792913
Heh, live for the moment I guess.
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>>13792889
They are both shitty writers, one just hasn't taken the hint and left yet, and then puts up a dropbox so you can save his shitty work for your kids to see.
Gotta let them all see that work of fanfiction where Big Mac becomes a shitty hair gel commercial!

And then the author acts like a massive attentionwhore and wants you to know how much they have drank. Sounds familiar. Sound like a shit greentext writer that finally got the message and left that talked about being high all the time!

Shit never falls far from the tree.
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>>13792913
That was just something Braeburn floated, not something he's defended since.
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>>13792913

that was more meant in a vagina-enjoyment sort of way
this means more to her than anything else and she won't have as much fun with a stallion because it's not anon
also humans have phenomenal stamina that a stallion would never even imagine they could compare too
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>>13792913
>But what do emotions have to do with the solid fact that vaginas are permanently deformed and desensitized when larger objects are inserted in them?

pffft what the hell?
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What if penetrating a pony is like pushing into a giant marshmallow? Then it heals up after each time so it never gets loose or stretched out?
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>>13792923
has it really been that long since this comic began

holy shit I need to get a life
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>>13792924
>vagina-enjoyment sort of way

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT VAGINA-ENJOYMENT?
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>>13792929
>anon doesn't know basics of human anatomy
Who would have thought?
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>>13792931

>fucking pony is like pushing a marshmallow
>Rarity is marshmallowiest pone

unf
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>>13792935

you have made a very good point
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>>13792935
He himself, is in fact a vagina.
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>>13792880

>that face

i'm die
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>>13792940
I'm laughing for real right now
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>>13792936
>basics of human anatomy
But what does that have to do with pinkie pie?
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>>13792948
Sorry, basics of mammalian anatomy
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>>13792920
> becomes a shitty hair gel commercial
That was the request. Mac runs out of Dapper Dan, needs Dapper Dan, the store doesn't have Dapper Dan. That was literally the point. It's from 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou.'

> tfw I don't want Fop, goddamn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
PINKIE PIE LOVES ANONYMOUS
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>>13792942
Too purple, perfect pony needs more colours than that.
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>>13792880
Now I want to see Savanna stand up for Do Si Do.
Like a chance encounter with DT.
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>>13792957
oh gosh, she really does
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>>13792920
Some of us read quickfics as they're posted, some of us request a pastebin. Chistery made one because they were asked to, especially after they ran quests.

Where do you keep your stories?
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A vagina that took 9" can still orgasm from 5", just ask Rediv.

Well, she'll understand the idea, but for her it's more like 15" and 8"
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>>13792957
Pfft, no way. Anon is a total geek. Who could ever fall for him?
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>>13792957
The feeling is mutual.
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>>13792942
Because i get to choose freely whether to post her with or without wings.
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>>13792972

someone's who's never experienced stamina like his before
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>>13792978
yes, yes you do
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>>13792983
Is Rarity okay?
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>>13792967
>Where do you keep your stories?
I don't have any...
Unlike you faggots that put your shitty fanfics on a pestle and made a 'feelwork' for them apparently.
Oh won't I do to find a way into it.
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>>13792972
This anon raises a good point. I'm not buying it.
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Anon will be the only true LAY that Pinkie ever experiences
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>>13792981
Anon wouldn't last as long with a mare, he doesn't know what he's getting into here.
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>>13792987
I'm sure she'll be okay
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>>13792990
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>>13792995
She keeps trying to find the perfect stallion fill the void over the years
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No, no she's not.
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>>13792993
>Pinkie hears the rumor about her liking anon going around
>she locks eyes with you and makes this face
how heartbroken are you
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>>13793011
Pinkie can take her face off?
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>>13793010
>>13792987
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>>13793007
>Still grinding to it.
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>>13793011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
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>>13793009

She might find a stallion to fill her void

But not for more than 12 seconds.
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>>13793010
That's too bad.
I hope she gets better.
We should send her a card.
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>>13793009
She eventually tries Big Mac. He fills the void for 10 seconds and leaves her sore and without an orgasm
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>>13793023
I swear, that video is the epitome of online cooperation.
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>>13792971
But her longest is a small chance

You can easily find a guy that long in real life
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>>13793030
pretty sure it's rigged
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>>13792966
I wish I was anonymous...
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>MLPG worships a witchdyke and am attentionwhore for anchors of the general.

I can't wait for them to be guests on the podcast, you faggotsa re going to claim it to be the best thing ever and demand more from them.
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>>13793030
Anything involving the neutrals is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpaQpyU_QiM
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>>13793037
It's not.
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>>13792990
You don't write because it's beneath you, but very certain others who write and release it are beneath your significant talent. In fact you somehow laud RCH's work for being "mentally filterable," when yours is nonexistent!
>>13792869
It's pretty easy to say you have the greatest gift if you never use or exercise it.

So do it. Take a name, right now, just for this thread, and take a request. Or just plod out what you'd want to write between Twilight, Velvet and Dash. You don't need to drop your anonymity. If you're so certain you're better than 'feelworks' and our mighty pestles(!) surely you can do better than at least RCH.

I'd rather see you try than simply write you off, Anon. You might have a lot of talent.
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>>13793041
> My feelfic drabble was done yesterday by another person and people pointed out I'm overreacting to the hateanon, better make some bait!
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movie stram where
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>>13793041
Wait, what podcast?
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>>13793067
here, but in like two or three minutes
http://derpy.me/xPikJ
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>>13793068
The 4chan podcast.
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Who's tougher, Iron WIll or Ahuizotl?
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>>13793068
Someone's starting up an MLPG-centric podcast and asking for staff persons, audio mixers, that sort of thing. It's preliminary.
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>>13793068
Couple of namefags are making a podcast. Going to use guests from MLPG.
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??????
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>>13793079
Is that Celestia?
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>>13793079
Is that Pinkie Pie?
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>>13793086
Intentionally goading Mewball into Lyra waifudom is not a good idea.
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>>13793086
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>>13793079
Colgate?
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>>13793088
>waifudom
is that similar to femdom?
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>>13793088
>>13793094
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>>13793094
More like "Christendom."
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>>13793073
I never heard, where is this?
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>>13793097
I hate that place
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>>13793098
Which movies?
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>>13793108
mostly these movies >>13792878
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>>13793049
You seem to assume a lot on rch being the challenge line for this thing.
'Challenge' being the word here.
>I can write as well as rch can.
>It is apparent through how I placed that arrow before my sentence.
>Add some emotional line here.
>End story.

Literally all of his 'writing' is that.
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>>13793117
Yes, that's fine. Now write a plot, not just the "1-2 step."
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>>13793124
>Anon wakes up to this after last night
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>>13793133
>>>/pol/
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>>13793123
>Now write a plot

Anon please.
We all know rch cannot do plot.
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>>13793137
But YOU can. So do it.
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>>13793134
>wakes up to this in the morning
>and ever morning
>regardless of where he falls asleep
>regardless of how far away Pinkie Pie is
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>>13793136
Yeah, I guess transfags do belong on /pol/. The shitposters.
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>>13793142
He didn't ask for this.
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>>13793133
I would
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>>13793140
Like I have to write a shitty greentext story to prove my worth?
That isn't writing anyways.

And you should not support "writers" who make them.
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>>13792824

http://imgur.com/CxDX46G
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>>13793151
> my worth as a writer is self-evident without writing or showing it to others
http://youtu.be/wmxP4Is0DYg?t=39s
> And you shouldn't support anyone who does what I refuse to do
Okay champ, it's time for bed.
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>>13793151
>I hate thing
>therefore no one is allowed to like thing
>thing is forbidden and shouldn't be encouraged
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>>13793151
No, clearly you can write better. So write better.
If you so hate greentext, do something short and sweet. 300 words or something, I don't know.
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>>13793098
technical issues are hopefully resolved, stream is still happening
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>>13793154
There's something about the simplified realism of these horse vaginas I really like.
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>>13793169
I'm not gonna come unless you stream space jam.
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>>13793166
>Hate greentext?
Do something short!
>But.
Keep it under 300 words!
THAT IS GREENTEXT YOU FUCK!
it is literally the text messaging of story telling!

OH HURF THIS HAPPENS.
HERE, ANOTHER THING HAPPENS.
>OH SHIT, i FORGOT TO MAKE IT GREEN!
>THE END!
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>>13793179
but that's a summer movie and I already streamed it during the summer
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>>13793183
It was a suggestion. I thought it would be something simple to establish a scene, characters, and actions.

What would you rather do? 2000?
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oh no i quested too long and now everyone's asleep
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>>13793183
then do something longer
fifty pages with a minimum of two OCs
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>>13793124
????????????????
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>>13793187
Not nearly, my friend. I'm still here.

Thank you so much for including telling how Anon feels. He's not a machine!

For the record you should spoon her. Hug her tight, cozy up in the blankets.
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Slow down MLPG, you're going too fast.
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>>13793191
did you get better?
because it shows
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>>13793191
Why so charcoal, pinkie?
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>>13793186
I'd rather you not support shitty fiction 'writers his the witch dyke and rch, but given where we are i know that isn't going to happen.
The attentionwhores have too much influence in the piss.
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>>13793194
>going too fast
>ever
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>>13793154
Snuggles, aw yiss.
Do we sleep with it in or out
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>>13793199
> attentionwhores
> PISS
I don't see how this has anything to do with a demonstration of your work and talent.
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>>13793202

sleeping with it in can have detrimental health risks

thats why i showed him pulling out
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>>13793206
Out then. good to know/
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>>13793194
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NGkAY3Ho4
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>>13793206
I've never heard of health risks from keeping it in
I think you're thinking of anal again
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>>13793199
No, Anon, what YOU would rather do. How would YOU rather articulate YOUR work as a writer.
>>13792714
You know how to create a story that actually gets an audience. There's already an audience here.
>>13792693
You feel your idea was mishandled by the previous writer. Do your own interpretation.

It's not hard - you keep saying over and over it's so easy to do this greentext!
>>13793117
>>13793183
So why aren't you?
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>>13793204
>Still expecting a story out of NBS.
>Showing any skill OR talent.

All he is doing is being a total fuck.
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>>13793206
Well chances are it'd become flaccid enough to simply slide out during the course of normal bedding down, but

There's no real reason to fall asleep while inside your partner.
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>>13793216

ah shit maybe
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>>13793217
So tell me, RCh, why are you suddenly trying to defend yourself? It's now like you to bring this much attention to yourself, not a single image has been brought up of one of your, OC's, and may we let MLPG know, that YOU ALONE made those OC's!
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>>13793219

>NBS' cutie mark is a bent, dented and twisted fork in a pestle
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>>13793226
Yeah, you always have anal on the brain

I shouldn't say anything, oral is always on my mind
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>>13793202
What would they look like snuggled? All curled up in a ball in messed up blankets that only fill one corner of the bed?
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>>13793229
I am not RCH. I am not any known writer on this board.

I am asking why you are not writing and demonstrating the talent you boast about.
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>"M-miss Strong, I'm your biggest fan!"
>"Oh, really? Well, it's Missus Strong. But... Lemme show you something."
>She grabs you by the hand and drags you into the bathroom
>She shoves you into the stall and pulls down your pants like a madwoman
>You feel her hot breath on your cock
>"Tell me how much you love me", she says in Twilight's voice, before she starts sucking you off
>She never breaks eye contact the entire time, carefully watching your every little movement
>She works her mouth all around your cock, occasionally dropping down to run her tongue down the underside of your cock and sucking your balls
>She sucks her cheeks in, giving yet another dimension to the pleasure
>Her hands are constantly moving around the sensitive skin of your inner thighs
>Too quickly, overwhelmed by the suddenness of it all, you feel yourself about to cum
>"M-missus Strong... I'm gonna~"
>She says nothing except for a muffled "Mmmmhm"
>The next thing you hear is the sound of swallowing
>She gets up and leaves without a word, just a single backward glance, a smile, and a wink
>As you recover, you notice a square of toilet paper with a hotel room number written on it
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>>13793230
> Chistery's is a Cherno hand holding hipster frames
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>>13793244
Write a new one instead of reposting the one from yesterday.
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>>13793240
>I am not RCH. I am not any known writer on this board.

Funny, you act like he does when threatened. He is also not a known writer ironically.
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>>13793253
> you look like RCH and talk like RCH so I'll just talk about RCH instead of answering a simple question from someone who isn't RCH
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I want to fall asleep with a big dick in my ass and get waken up by their morning wood
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>>13793253
>"when threatened"
>by an anonymous post on an imageboard
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>>13793197
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>>13793253

>NBS sits in his room, rocking back and forth amidst the madman's scrawl creeping across his walls, the floor - any solid surface that can take a sharpie
>written again and again and again in sharp, hateful jagged lines, are the letters
>R
>C
>H
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>>13793253
Why are you not writing and demonstrating the talent you boast about?
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>>13793263
but NBS likes RCH
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>>13793264

Because his special talent is being useless and yet still elevating himself above everyone else for it.
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>>13793264
Because he has none. Stop asking him the question over and over again when it's obvious that he wont answer, you are just prolonging his shitposting.
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>>13793272
> It's obvious he won't answer
No, this may be instructive.
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>>13793263
Still a better story idea than
>>13792637
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>>13793268
>NBS likes RCH
...Ouch.
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>>13793277
what exactly are you learning from this?
I feel like we've gone through this a hundred times
He's just going to keep repeating himself and we're never going to make any progress
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Pony!
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>>13793288
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>>13793288
What's wrong with that pony?
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You will never be a mare in a petty apron
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>>13793295
Everything!
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>>13793281
>RCH hateanon suddenly explained.
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I need to get into hearthstone
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Gilda is pregnant and her hormones are going nuts!
She needs a good rutting.
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>>13793308
I'll take the case!
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>>13793313
I want to see those tits
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http://imgur.com/MN2tFTn

we did it
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>this thread
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derpibooru.org/437534
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>>13793318
>A typical night in Fluttershy's cabin
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>>13793316
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>>13793316
DID WE IMPREGNATE THAT PONY?
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>>13793316
We did the pony!
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I wish I had balls the size of a stallions
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>there will never be an American version of Misfits
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>>13793298
;_;
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I love finding pony porn when I don't expect it
Its always either hilarious or really hot
This time it was kinda both
http://exhentai.org/g/626589/5d80fadeb0/
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makin' an epilogue though, just a sec
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>>13793316
Thanks for the quest brae. It was fun, you should do some more in the future.
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>>13793339
>human

SOILED IT
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>>13793340
>tfw too lazy to avoid the panda
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>>13793331
>get the stallion balls
>but no horsecock
>or horse prostate
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>>13793344
I don't have any pictures of ponies in aprons, sorry
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>>13793331
Me too, Twilight
That's why I vacuum pump my cock and balls every other night
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>>13793348
Here's a good one
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good bye
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>>13793353
So in conclusion "Arguing on 4chan is still pointless".
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>>13793365
pretty much
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MEWBALL
STRAM WHEN
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>>13793362
I love you t-too
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>>13793365
Yes and no. This conversation provides stern examples for this particular RCH hateanon to shirk any call to show talent and deflect a clear line of enquiry, ignoring his previous statements and posts in favor of pinning the "below average" he considers himself. Whether you find the original story idea to be poorly constructed is a matter of opinion.

I submit anyone discussing with him could interpret him not as a person with inflated self-concept, but someone who so far patterns well after the incompetent.

I can only hope no one is patterning their posts after his. You could at least choose someone competent to produce chum here.
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>>13793370
probably never because i don't know if my school cares
even if they didn't i have to xdcc shit because torrenting is a no go


I did find out my roommate (who is from Thailand) doesn't recognize pony though
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>>13793387
>You could at least choose someone competent to produce chum here.
So even RCh is too shit to bait with.
the more you know...
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ded
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>>13793387
> he considers himself ABOVE, that is

Time for pony.
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>>13793398
Goodbye
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>>13793354
>a good one
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>>13793403
I love pony time
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>>13793401
> ideation of RCH continues
Interesting.
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>>13793398
Fuck off Roogna.
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>>13793401
RCH Hateanon's success in drawing attention so far suggests RCH is a rich source of chum. RCH Hateanon's "playbook" however reeks of desperation.
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>>13793410
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>>13793408
>Mrs. Cake
>not a top tier pretty mare

pls
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>>13793411
An attention whore of his level hasn't been purged from the general years ago.
That is interesting.
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>>13793398
You will never live down "Griffy."
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>>13793386
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>>13793425
What did I have to do with griffy that I'd need to 'live down'?
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>>13793427
>Celestia will never wrap her wing around you
What is even the point of living like this
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>>13793438
You will simply never live it down.
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>>13793440
I don't know

I just don't know
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...who in the FUCK is RCH and why does MLPG seem to be freaking out about them?
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>>13793446
Those wings are massive.
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>>13793443
oh.
All right.
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>Hey Anon theres no seats left can I sit on your lap? THANKS
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>>13793447
I'd tell you to check the who's who, but linkboard is dead and it's really not important
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>>13793447
A guy who did googly eyes on pictures ages ago and minor writefag
There's been some guy absolutely shitting himself with rage about him for months for some damned reason
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http://ponymouthhugs.com/post/55338749910/pointblankfluffpistol-ok
... Hmm.

I would all of them, even Big Mac.
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>>13793446
I want to run my fingers through them, tickling the sensitive spots and watching Celestia squirm till she can't resist anymore and wraps them around me, pulling me close to her chest, her chin resting on my head
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Griffy did nothing wrong.
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>>13793465
I want to give Celestia a bath only to have her immediately run out and roll on the grass ruining my hard work.
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>>13793462
Those are all hideous
The only passable part of that image is Pinkie's upper body.
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http://imgur.com/xIX4nAy

pank quest epilogue!

thanks for joinin' me on this wild ride
now to cap and compile
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I'm off to bed you guys - see you later!
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>>13793456
>A guy who did googly eyes on pictures
So...he was goggles?
All he did was shop some eyes on shit.
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>>13793481
Good night blandy
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>>13793482
RCH and Googles both did it but RCH became pretty well known for it. I'm not sure who made the google-eyes template.
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>>13793480
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE A MASSIVE TEASE AND NOT DRAW THAT ARE YOU?

IT ONLY NEEDS TO BE ONE FRAME
And an r63 edit
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>>13793474
>I want to give Celestia a bath
You have no idea how badly I want to take a relaxing bath with her
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>>13793462
I would that twilight
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http://i.imgur.com/AaDbtkw.png
> dat Twilight
Even the snout doesn't put me off
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>>13793482
RCH took it a bit further with arts and crafts
http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/
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>>13793496
I want a girl with a cunt that deliciously thick
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>>13793480
A toast to you, and thanks! Possible sequel? Or other quests?
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I would this Bab until my dick went blue.
And even then.
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>>13793482
Goggles is a drawfag from Australia.
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Good Night MLPG
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>>13793500
Pregnant women often have those.
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>>13793482
>goggles
Goggles is my occa waifu
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>>13793496
That's not a pony at all.
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>>13793501

If i did it'd probably be a stallion
and probably a campout outside of ponyville/appleloosa/whatever
just you and pony
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>>13793515
If they still knicker and whinny when they're getting it GOOD, I don't GIVE A FUCK.
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>>13793503
I'd Bab it

I'd Bab it good
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I'd like to report that I'm not dead. I passed out after that first post and I'm going to bed for real now.

Goodnight, also here's that comic from last night that I forgot to repost.
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>>13793518
fuck, that would be awesome
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>>13793503
Babs a shit Gypsy
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>>13793518
>If i did it'd probably be a stallion
Yes pls
pls pls pls pls
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>>13793498
>http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/
>First post.
Oh look, it's a /b/ level comic.
How original.


How far do I have to rag myself thought thos posts before I find funny?
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>>13793503

>cuddling with her under a nice warm blanket on a queen-size mattress in a tiny apartment on a cold morning
>your legs entwined, your upper halves pressed together, just enjoying each other's warmth.
>not even the sound of the train rumbling past every few minutes is enough to make her stir.
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>>13793518
If you make that pony Peaches-like
My dick will need a wheelchair
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>>13793523
>not the rip in peace version

be sure to drink some water if you don't want to get a hangover
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>>13793533

peaches?
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>>13793518
>campout
>whitetail woods
Possible hammocksex?
Well sweet. Thanks again for pank quest.
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>>13793518
>tfw it'll never be Gaffer or 8-Bit

I understand why, though.
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>>13793523
Goodnight then.
It's good you're not ded.
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>>13793538

oh man i forgot about whitetail woods yeah that's a fun idea
maybe the everfree forest, maybe pony takes you with them to keep them safe
hammock sex is terrible have you ever tried it i have
>>13793539
they're cute! i might do a picture of them some time soon but a quest nah
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>>13793529
if you get to the pinkie poster without seeing anything you enjoy, you should probably stop
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>>13793532
> Sidled up next to her amazing hips, taking pains to not let the cold part of your elbow touch her tender flesh bit wrapping the crook around her middle. God she's so warm.
> Pulling in a nice tuck in the comforter and smelling her hair, breathing it in. She's just off her two-day shower cycle but you can still get pineapple and the unmistakable smell of BABS.
> You're almost wide awake and wondering when the rain will stop. Your leg slides along her right foot and she almost twitches- almost. You saw a judder in the freckle-spackled neck.
> ... The terribly kissable neck of hers.
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>>13793534
Thanks and I will, though I threw probably 90 percent of the alcohol up before I passed out. I have kind of a weak stomach.
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>>13793559
>Throwing up
Are you 16?
Young faggots are hot
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>>13793550
>hammock sex is terrible
Wow really? I knew a couple different people from a while back that said they liked it.
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>>13793559
What's the point, anyway?

You buy a bunch of alcohol so it can make you sick and it mostly goes to waste.
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what
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>>13793537
It's a quest character who's a nerd and clearly gay for Anon who was stuck in quarantine while cursed. We're all eager to have QuestAnon stick dick in him eventually. Blonde mane, blue eyes, sort of peachy brown coat. Don't mind us.
>>13793539
Please do Gaffer or 8-Bit. OR POINDEXTER IN A DRESS OH MY GODDDD
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>>13793570
I said I'm gay, Anon
I hope this doesn't change anything between us
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>>13793567
Throwing up when ingesting something poisonous is a natural response not related to age, anon
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>>13793567
I'm 22

>>13793569
I know, it's disappointing but it really doesn't happen too much. God damn the drinks are strong at strip clubs though. I didn't mean to have as much as I did.
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>>13793555
>It's all 'meme' themed bullshit.
And you all support this tumblr?

Holy shit, I am almost offended now that MLPG knew he had a tumblr like this and defends him.
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>>13793582
At least you didn't pass out while throwing up.
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>>13793550
I was just imagining Anon getting invited to game night with Gaffer, 8-Bit, Shining Armor and MAYBE Poindexter and it devolves into an orgy.

No, I'm not suggesting that, I know how much work that would take, it's just fun to think about

And maybe suggest to a writefag
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>>13793571
Link to this quest
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>>13793590

That'd make a good fic, but i dunno about a quest
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>>13793589
Is that even possible? When you're drunk, I mean.
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>>13793597
That actually happened to me
I drank too much, went to the toilet to throw up and fell asleep and apparently a friend had to wake me up twice
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>>13793590
MLPG would be THAT GUY
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>>13793591
It still hasn't been archived properly, but they start around
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13409185.html#p13409922
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13414419.html#p13414744
SOMEONE should WORK ON THEIR PASTEBIN.
Granted someone else said "I'll archive it" and never did.
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>>13793594
>Shining Armor invites Cadence to game night
>plays for a while, quickly gets bored
>spikes the soda and blasts everyone with love magic
>watches them bang

unf
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>>13793594
It could be like a meta quest involving Oubliettes and Ogres, but little does Anon know that the stallions have their own rulebook

A rulebook full of sex
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Can we kill horse yet?
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>>13793621
They're playing the pony equivalent of FATAL
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>>13793555
OH SHIT.
STOP THE PRESSES.
HE MADE MODERN ART!
OBVIOUSLY, HE IS AN ARTIST BEYOND OUR RETARDED VIEWS.
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Okay, bedtime now.

Goodnight Mlpg
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>>13793621
>A DnD spinoff with lewd rules involved
Sounds neat.
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>>13793618

>Cadence using her love magic to transform shining from her powerful husband into a subby stallion cumdump

why isnt there more done with this
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>>13793621
>Anon gets raped by EVERYTHING
>even his comrades
>Poindexter goes all power bottom on him

I like it.
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>>13793618
>You'll never go around town with Cadence inciting gay orgies that no-one remembers
>You just jerk off with Cadence while watching them
>Sometimes you join in

Cadence would be the best friend ever
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>>13793650
I read that as
>You just jerk off Cadence while watching them

You triggered my futa senses
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>>13793649
>>13793650
Just...yes.
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Go to bed MLPG.
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>>13793644

>Anon, roll for position
>20
>20 means you bottom, bend over
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>>13793663
You go to bed
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beb ded
pep qeq
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>>13793667
Okay, goodnight.
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>>13793666
>20 means you bottom
"Everything means bottom satan!"
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>>13793650
Jesus christ these are some great ideas
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>>13793670
Goodnight anon
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>>13793646
>Cadence using her love magic to transform shining
>love magic
>transform
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>>13793684
He LOVES getting the D

Not PHYSICAL transformation
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>>13793684

her magic makes ponies love each other; love magic works

transformation as in transforming his normal morals and views and personality
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>>13793690
>>13793693
that makes no sense
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>>13793655
>Sometimes she brings a strapon
>You have to lube her up because everyone else is ignoring her because of the spell
>Sometimes she forgets to bring the lube

>>13793677
>>13793662
>You're disappointed when Cadence decides to date Shiny seriously
>You though that would be the end of your escapades together
>She's basically hypnotized Shiny not to remember anyone but her when they fuck
>Every other day Cadence invites you and Shining over to 'study'
>She enjoys watching you two more than being involved
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>>13793709

Tell me anon
What's not making sense to you?

It's canon that Cadence can make ponies fall in love. Who's to day that Cadence can't make Shining fall madly in love with large groups of stallions?
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I met an anon from an antique board
Who said: "Four vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And scrunched lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hoof that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:

`My name is Ozyponedias, Pone of Pones:
Look on my works, ye pony, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".
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>>13793644
that's called "the book of erotic fantasy" and it's not a spin off
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>>13793729
>day
cadence simply makes two ponies love each other, not mind rape them like what twifags want Twilight to do to them
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>>13793740

"love" has a very large definition.

Do we know if the restrictions are "2 ponies loving each other"?

Could it just be as easy is "making a pony love something"?
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>>13793712
What if she tapes it all? Like us saving pics or her needing some blackmail? Keeps it in a secret location? What if Shining found all of them?
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http://derpibooru.org/437558

unf
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>>13793735
>boundless and bare
unf
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alright, all of the pinkie quest i did tonight is compiled and junk, enjoy it all here

http://derpibooru.org/437573

i've been drawing for over 13 hours straight i should probably sleep
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>>13793751
>Could it just be as easy is "making a pony love something"?
no because I highly doubt you, me, or any one else has a firm grasp how magic works
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>>13793752
she's a nice princess though
what would she need to blackmail you for?
don't you want to serve the Crystal Empire?
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>>13793763

Draw Gaffer fgt.
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>>13793765

Either way, she's extremely powerful with her magic.

If she's capable of using spells to make 2 ponies fall in love, I'm sure she's capable of making 1 pony fall in love with whatever she wants.
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>>13793765
exactly

We've seen how powerful want-it-need-it is
It's highly likely that Twilight learned it from Cadence

Cadence is older and possibly more powerful than Twilight in the area of love

why is it so hard to believe?
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>>13793773
Let the man sleep, he earned it.

But yeah, once he gets up he BETTER draw some Gaffer

With a white stripe down the center of his cock
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>>13793752
>Shining finds and watches it all
>Both shocked and aroused by it
>Wants to try it freely
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>>13793773
>>13793784

dang they're cute i probably will but jeez lemme sleep
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Sex with Ben Ben and Larry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLNdMY1JlR0
>mlpg.avi
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>>13793776
>>13793782
yoiu know what, screw this Im just gonna leave I dont even care any more
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>>13793807
come back anytime
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>>13793824
>>13793824
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>>13793792
>"Ah, oohhhh. Oh wow. Wait, shouldn't this hurt more?"
>"Oh sweetheart, you've had stallions much bigger than Anon"
>"Those videos weren't everything we've done with you"
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>>13793821
You're not Cadance.
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>>13793614
>Granted someone else said "I'll archive it" and never did.
I can't remember if that was me or not, but if it was:
Hey, I did so! They just came out stupidly sized and far too big for 4chan and I was too lazy by that point to try cropping them down.

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