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04/19/12(Thu)16:28 No.1380601>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to prodivde maximum pleasure. Women cannot. (I can, actually) >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot. >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, they but they enjoy doing it. >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will kill you if you fuck another women, >Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant. >Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women, >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincinigly aggresive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone. >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbant amounts of money on them. >Dolphins give it up easily. >Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men. >Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks. >You can ride a dolphin through the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Everything a real women can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So why haven’t you fucked a dolphin yet? |