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Last Horse
>>13760518

Twilight has finally snap. What was your thought on the writer's decision to make Twilight a crazy pony? Why can't Twilight write to Celestia that there was no friendship report that week?
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>>13763239
>She's taken a vow of celibacy?
Raising Sweetie Belle to become a fine mare.
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>>13763247
So cray
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http://en.inkei.net/Bubble_Berry!Elusive!Dusk_Shine!Butterscotch

jesus fucking christ dusk shine
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am I late
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>>13763255
Sweetie has her parents for that
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>>13763255
How mad do you think she'll be when she finds out that Sweetie had sex with every stallion in Ponyville?
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>>13763258
Spike should have message Celestia a lot earlier in that episode.
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Twilight is a very stupid pony.

She's only good for remembering things.
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>>13763285
>>13763268
>>13763259
pls stop
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why is she so perfect
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>>13763270
I know that, silly, but it seem she stays over with Rarity a whole bunch of times.
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>>13763271
Never because she would only do it with me.
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>"Anon, darling, your sweat and stink is getting all over my boutique. Please leave/"
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>>13763293
It is a mystery.
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>>13763297
Is your name Every Stallion?
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>>13763293
She's not, and the longer you say in denial about that, the worse it will be.
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>>13763247
>has finally snap
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>>13763284
Funny. Twilight did not remember when her friend totally destroy the Gala and Celestia was pretty chill about that. You would think Twilight would remember that, of all things.
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DORKS
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>>13763304
Sure.
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>>13763304
Every Stallion's special ability is that he always looks like that guy you know.
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>>13763294
Just so Rarity can collect the check
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I wish Eurobeat didn't leave
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jessy's OC trying to sound and failing miserably at it
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>>13763313
Gilda, pls

pls stay
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>>13763319
No it's not you jerk
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>>13763324
What, is she mute?
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>>13763301
>anon is the cleanest human in existence
>rarity is just racist
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Why aren't you wandering over yander?
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>>13763324
ew
I don't want a glass rod in my dick if the pony sliding it in doesn't know what they're doing
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>>13763345
New episode when?
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>>13763345
It a shit and I don't have to
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>>13763345
because it's a dumb hyperactive kids show with lazy animation
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>>13763293
But that is wrong, anon. Pinkie wasn't perfect in Season 3. In fact, they made her more stupid.

>>13763345
NEW EPISODE WHEN?
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>>13763357
kids don't even watch cartoons any more anon, they watch kid sitcoms like that's so raven
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>>13763359
pinkie pie even alliterates with perfect
thats how perfect she is
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WoY seems like a huge throwback to classic cartoons in the 90's, early 2000s.
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>>13763373
>>13763377
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>>13763377

That's exactly it's point.
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>>13763345
Because Wander is the most annoying shit I have ever seen and there was never a cartoon character that I hated more.

Hater is the only good thing in the show and I'll watch episodes that have him but ignore the others.

Also shark king was cool
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>>13763373
okay, but you know that sort of thing is explicitly forbidden in the /mlp/ rules, right?
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>>13763388
>player in da haus
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>meanwhile Gravity Falls is ded
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>>13763387

He's supposed to be an annoying shit.

That's literally his character.
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>not liking the scene where Hater mashes buttons using the pencil trick
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>>13763372
>pinkie pie's pristine perfect peerless puffy pink pony pussy pucker & ponut
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>>13763308
Snap as in going crazy. The Swarm of the Century would not be a good example as Twilight going crazy.
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>>13763402
>pinkie pie
>pristine pussy and ponut
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>>13763409
>tfw no SNAP
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>>13763409
Yep, but the correct of the verb would be 'has snapped'
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>>13763395
Well that a pretty big fucking problem. I mean I think it should be a problem if the main character makes you want to not watch the show.

I mean Sylvia is cool and all but she can't make up for Wander
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>>13763421
What was the original one?
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>>13763421
But does he have the right soundtrack for that?
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>>13763423
The thing is, Wander doesn't make up the entire show. The episodes are pretty balanced between Sylvia, Wander, and Hater.
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Vote
http://strawpoll.me/477254/
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>>13763440
fart onto the mic
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>>13763438
really? monster manual.
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>>13763438
>hidden passages

Dohoho
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>>13763438
Wait, so do all the fags who want to be the pretty mare look this that nerd?
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>>13763423

I like watching him BECAUSE he's overly friendly and yeah, that makes him annoying sometimes, but it's the entertaining shenanigans he causes that makes it enjoyable.

Plus, yeah, the main characters DO have to have flaws in order to make entertaining episodes
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>>13763445
I don't like any of these options
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>>13763445
90% of your ideas are shir.
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>>13763445
>no full penetration
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>>13763453
Like men that have been stripped of all their masculine traits, turning them into deformed beta freaks?

yes
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mail for you
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FUCK MY BUTT
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YOU DO THE DOO DOO WANDER OVER YANDER
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>>13763443
Yeah I know but take that bird and egg episode
It had some decent Sylvia parts but I still hate it because it has a shitload of Wander.

Meanwhile the previous one with that town had a shitload of Hater to make up for it. Like I said I'll just watch episodes that have Hater and maybe the ones that have almost no Wander

>>13763454
No see the main problem is that everything that has him in it is annoying as shit. I mean I had the biggest smile when Hater was on screen and have it instantly transform in a frown the moment Wander was on screen
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>>13763469
I'm going to kill that pony.
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>>13763473
You first.
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>>13763453
Well, that nerd also cross dress in the comic and apparently, distracted the entire team with his look.
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>>13763453
I'd at least shave my mustache before putting on the pretty dress
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>>13763487
you're reading into cartoon gags again
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would you use pony as a living shield in spelunky?
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>>13763509
which pony?
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I want to cuddle pony
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>>13763551
pony wants to cuddle you
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>>13763551
I want to jack off a stallion
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>>13763558
that pony is too young to consent to cuddles
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>>13763575
that filename fills my mind with wonders of pony
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>>13763575
Sashaying?
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>>13763581
Fuck you, she's old enough.
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>>13763586
like this
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Why is this pony so irritated?
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http://i.imgur.com/zgWG7oo.png
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>>13763600
She has a severe case of hemoroids
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>>13763605
I like how big the stallion is but I think he needs a better color scheme
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>>13763600
She doesn't like what Hasbro did to her character.
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How much change in each of Twilight's friends do you think will happen if they ascend into alicorns?
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>>13763600
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>>13763600

She doesn't have anon cuddling her.
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>>13763605
>bluntwhiskey
not even once
okay once maybe
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>>13763509

Pony isn't real. I can do whatever I want with imaginary things.
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How many days until pone again?
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>>13763641
horsefucking.co/countdown
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>>13763641
http://wh40kg.co/countdown/
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>>13763641
Infinite
Pony never
S4 never
never again
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IT WORKED, IT WORKED!
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>>13763654
ur mum worked my penis
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>>13763654
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
SEXUALLY
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>>13763628
she may be a total bitch who slaps blue shit all over her porn and makes godawful fanfiction about her crack OTP, but I must begrudgingly admit that most of the uncensored stuff she posts gives me a boner
I'm actually looking forward to pirating her Dashlane comic.
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>>13763672
Because I don't like you
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>>13763621
d'awww
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Why can't Celestia be this kewl
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>>13763446
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>>13763672
Machete don't draw.
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>>13763686
Authority can't be cool.
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I'm from the future
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>>13763697
But Twilight is the broniest princess.
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>>13763697
How come whenever you try to do the Sonic Rainboom, it just causes a technicolor spiral wave, does it have something to do with your horn?
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Well I'm just slowly starting to accept the idea more and more that in fact everyone might be retarded.

Except for me.

To be quite fucking honest.

Though I see... Like... Glimmers of hope in people, it's weird.

But right now, I still cannot confirm anyone for being 100% authentically not retarded other than myself.
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>>13763721
protip: if that's what you genuinely believe it's more likely that you're the retarded one
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what if pinkie pie was a cephalopod

would you be able to handle twice the limbs? twice the party potential? she could change her skin color and act like a disco ball.
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>>13763575
what sort of nefarious plans does she have?
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>>13763731

I bet there's at least one Pinkie moment that even those of you who HATE her laughed at.
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>>13763721
90% of everything is shit. People who aren't retarded are the exception, not the rule.
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>>13763728
Sorry, I have already tried to blame in everyway possible.

The results have returned null.

Take it or leave it, I will leave it at this quote:

I used to think people that were smart were full of themselves and had to be pretentious too.

I used to disassociate myself with people who were trying to be smart.

But then I realized I was the one just being stupid.

I seriously can't make it anymore obvious than what I just said.
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>>13763731
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>>13763721
That probably means you're the retarded one.
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>>13763721
b8/10
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ponies are the cutest sexual
you can't find a cuter sexual than ponies
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>>13763754
Real talk: I think you're my favorite tripfriend because you kind of sound like you're crazy-high all the time

I'm gonna go try to get on your level

I'll be right back
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>tfw you wake up and you're a shitty OC
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>>13763772
Actually, I think foxes are cuter.
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>>13763778
Could be worse
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>>13763772
kitten porn is fine too
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"Anon! The Amazing Flying-Fuck Beast! That's you buddy! Aw, c'mere."
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>>13763778
>shitty oc but in equestria
Awww yeeeeeeee
>shitty oc but in human world
oh god im gonna be dissected alive.
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>>13763777
Yes well, I understand life would suck if you had nothing big to live for.

If you couldn't be a fucking hero from the movies, or even more.

I realized a way to life where we are fucking god damn mother fucking awesome fucking heroes boom pow bang. save me
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>>13763793
Humans can't fly...on their own...
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>>13763799
I'll save you
to my filter!
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>>13763794
>dissected alive

Nope, just endlessly harassed by the media and scientific community for pictures, samples, and voluntary scans

At least you have magic to fight people off with. Then again, if you use it, someone might just shoot you for being a threat to humanity. Or capture you and force you to "serve your country" as a weapon.
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Pony wonders what job you'll have in Equestria.
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>>13763821
Masseuse
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>>13763748
>Last time i laughed at pinkie back at 2011
>It was not part of the show
>I don't even hate her
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>>13763821
aeronautical engineer

i'm going to build airplanes for the poor disadvantaged earth ponies. without modern jet fighter standards to beat, it'll be a snap. seriously, third graders can design working airplanes these days.
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>>13763821
>Staying in equestria
No, I'm going to find a way to get to the "transdimensional cosmic hub" that connects worlds to each other, and then I'm going to become a god.
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>>13763850
Dr. Breen pls, that's not how it works
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>Steam controller
well okay
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>>13763821
Professional cuddler. Cuddling is essential for healthy pony growth and development.
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>>13763864
Did you expect something else?
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I want to cuddle with Toothpaste pone.
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>>13763864
is it pony compatible?
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>>13763850
>equestria was in the same universe as earth all along
>all of the magic is actually naturally occurring energies utilized by advanced technology bestowed upon the ponies by a higher race
>anon doesn't believe it though
>or comprehend it
>he flies into the nearest singularity in search of interdimensional greatness
>anon winds up in the /tg/ unified setting and is eaten by a gnoll
>RIP
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>>13763867
Source2 made sense. Maybe not with a game, but the engine itself. The controller is pretty neat though so I'm not really disappointed. Hopefully it won't cost $100+
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>>13763866
Anon that is not a real job
You will be arrested by the pony police
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>>13763870
Does pony support keyboard + mouse?
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>>13763878
The pony police need to cuddle too, you know.
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>>13763862
>That's not how it works
Says who?

I'm gonna command an army of warriors spanning from worlds unknown and spread my cosmic influences upon the present,past and future
>>13763873
>Same Universe
>Performs feats that would not be possible in this universe

You all laugh at me now, but watch when I come back riding Celestia with blinders.
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>>13763887
pony only supports pony-ready keyboards
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>>13763873
>"eaten" by a gnoll

unf?
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>>13763892
so, like something awful except it's free and it has no community?
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>>13763898
Well it will probably have proper documentation so you can still make it support pony.
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>>13763895
>not possible
>thinking the current human interpretation of physics is in any way correct
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>>13763905
Not it's just perfect, it will filter out all the people who literally just don't deserve to be there from the people who do, but I feel like eventually everyone would figure it out.
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>>13763917
You mean it will be a community composed entirely of people you like, because anyone you don't can never get back in after the ban.
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>>13763917
everyone will "figure it out" by going elsewhere
because your message board will be a ghost town

it's not even a society, it's an online forum
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>>13763912
Prove that it's possible then, since it's in the same universe.
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>>13763926
>>13763931
You guys would be banned :D
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>>13763933
Can't

Puny human brain that can't even figure out what goes on at scales smaller than a planck length
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>>13763938
yeah, we'll see
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>>13763873
I like the /tg/ unified setting but why did they dedicate an entire continent to an unfinished furry novella and their headcanons about its conclusion

That's like making a planet out of season 4 speculation and running a quest set on it

not that I wouldn't totally participate in s4 speculation quest
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>>13763938
So basically, you want ponychan 2.0?


have fun with that, then. Bye. You can go away and do that now.
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I need to stop getting distracted when I want to draw.
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>>13763949
>S4 Spec Quest
>Everyone is a princess
>Fluttershy is dating gaffer
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>>13763938
Keep shoveing out that bait, brosuke.
Eventually you will reel in some nice and juicy catch.

And by catch I mean dicks, which you love more than your own mother.
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>>13763947
What if Spike ate a crystal pony?
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>>13763970
He would probably be put in magical jail for murder and consuming an intelligent creature

The only meat they eat in equestria is fish, worm, and ham.
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>>13763967
oh god what's happened to gloomy's back end?
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>>13763982
Her tail's wrapped around it.
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>>13763967
what you need to do is stop using those awful brushes
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>>13763978
>>13763978
fuck off nbs.
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i want to be a unicorn pony

but i also don't want to be a pony. feeling things with hands is too nice to pass up.

>>13763986
shut up man his crayon brush is a thing of beauty
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>>13763985
oh, I see that now
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>>13763989
>DING DONG BANNU

enjoy going the way of the bioware forums then
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>>13763986
Oh? What kind of brushes should I be using? I kinda like this one for sketchy stuff, but I always love to try new things.
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>>13763992
What do you mean by nbs?

>>13763998
unban appeal failure
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>>13764002
>RINE ENDS HERE
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So, anon, what's your cutie mark?
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>>13764001
Solid ones?
Opaque ones?

I really don't like it when you artist types use really faint lines

it's like come on, if you want to draw something put the lines down
make it stand out from the paper

or at least stop using gray on flat white
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>>13764016
i don't have one
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Do I have time to marathon breaking bad before the finale?
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>>13763994
I want to be a pegasus pony, but with a human to do everything for me so I don't need hands
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>>13763989
Nope, not banned.

I'm still posting and you still love cocks more than your own mother.

You would kill your mother and sell her organs on the black market so you could have enough money to hire 12 black men to fuck you 24/7

Why do you hate your mother that much, you sick fuck?
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>>13764016
Butt cheek
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>>13764016
What represents ''superficial knowledge of pretty much everything'' better?
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>>13764024
Human got tired of your bullshit and quit to work for rainbow dash.
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>>13763898
Yea but they have magic machinery so:

>type in binary
>machine translates to written language
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>>13764028
4chan insignia
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>>13764033
You know what that means? Pony has surprisingly advanced computing for being pre-industrial.

They have fucking encoding systems already, jesus.
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>>13764029
fuck
I'll sell myself in to pony slavery for a place to live, a pretty collar and a supply of pony chow
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>>13764036
Deviantart's logo.
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>>13764033
>>13764044
I still think it supports gesture input.
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>>13763967
>tfw no big pon waifu and cute surrogate little sister
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>>13763850
bitch be dead
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>>13764045
pony slavery doesn't exist
you get the closest thing instead. a promised spot in the guard if you can make it through training.
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>>13764044
Twilight Sparkle's sensor array in pinkie keen suggests they have advanced computing systems
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>>13764056
Man, after marrying Gloomy, her little sister'd be all over you, booping you.
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>>13764026
It's ok mate, I already know you're saying sorry :D.
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>>13764057
See, Aerith got the point.
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>>13764044
>preindustrial
They have a water dam with electric generators. ALso twilight has a bunch of compueter things in her basement that im sure she didnt make herself but bought or got them from celestia.
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>>13764058
>pony slavery doesn't exist
are you telling me that a world that has humans doesn't have humans that want to keep pony pets
because I just don't believe that
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>>13764063
A sensor doesn't have to compute much. It can just be a crystal thingy that moves when a certain type of magic flows through it.
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>>13764058
>no pone slavery

DYEWTS?
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>>13764076
some humans want to, but celestia and the human authorities made it illegal after the first anon asked.
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>>13764018
I see what you're saying. Honestly for me, it's kind of a confidence issue. When I use solid brushes like in this picture, you can easily see where my strokes end and begin, and it looks bad because that's a weakness of mine. With that pencil brush I used earlier, it's a lot easier to disguise where my strokes end. It's kind of a crutch, but I also do really like the way that brush looks.
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>>13764072
Yeah, I'm sorry for not finding enough black cocks for you.
No matter what they shove up your shithole, you are never satisfied, ever.
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>>13764066
>"Hey! Hey Anon! When are you and Gloomy gonna make me an aunt?"
>"Marker!"
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This was posted a good few threads back. Does anyone know where it's from?
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WHY WON'T PONY LOVE ME?
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>>13764090
That's a crystal-clear example of slavery.
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Has Celestia ever once made a mistake as a leader, and even if she did, would it ever be addressed?
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>>13764094
but that picture looks way better
I see what you mean about it being really obvious where the strokes begin and end but I don't see that as a huge flaw like you do
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>>13764103
>all those recolors
my eyes hurt
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>>13764094
Goat marry me and have my first born as a sacrifice.
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>>13764074
Ponies have a pre-industrial society. It doesn't mean they can't make things or have fancy technology, it's just that division of labor and mass production are severely limited.

It's probably in pone's best interest to stay that way.
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>>13764095
it's ok mate, I wish it didn't have to be this way either. :')
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>>13764109
CARLOS
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>>13764093
then we'll go off the radar
I'll pretend to be his roommate or pony girlfriend or something in public and at home I do his chores and let him dress me up
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>>13764090
Sombra is deeeaaaad
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>>13764103
It's from a set of crappy bootlegs displayed on Equestria Daily for laughs.
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>>13764120
You are banned.
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>>13764103
They're just recolored molds. It's knockoff Chinese tat.
You can probably find it on eBay, but it's not worth any money you put towards it.
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>>13764074
It's very inconsistent.
S1 - mediaval + magical devices
MMDW - 20th-21th century
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>>13764112
I see. I'll have to use this solid brush more often, then. That'll also give me the practice I need to make my strokes fit into each other better.

I can't promise to lay off that other brush completely, though.

>>13764116
I'm sorry, Anon. I can't do that.
Any child we have we'd have to raise together.
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>>13764152
S1 had synths
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>>13764142
The paint must be full of lead and toxic as shit anyways.

But I suppose those recolors would sell like hotcakes among Deviantards wanting to have a plastic toy of their shitty recolored OCs.
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>>13764161
and modern subwoofers
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>>13764152
Pone is obviously civilized subspecies of ork

Their technology only works because they want it to, an ability over reality they've refined into proper magic

The magic of friendship is just a nicer way of saying WAAAAAGH!
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>>13764129
Thanks, managed to find it, though it's not much more informative.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/09/funny-bootleg-blindbags.html

>>13764142
I was wanting to see if I could get a better look at that top-right one; it kinda looks like the right colours for a marker pony, but it's kind of hard to tell what's going on with the hair there.

>>13764163
Fuck
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pony broke the microwave
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>>13764157
That means you'll marry me?
YES SUCK IT MLPG

Also Goat-sama I promies I won't murder you, eat your heart to gain your powers and won't wear your skin as I pretend I'm you in MLPG
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>Builds mechanical version of King Sombra
>uses the horn of the original Sombra as a powersource

Absolutly nothing can go wrong!
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Pony thinks that inter species relationships are sick.
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>>13764195
JOKE'S ON YOU
I DON'T HAVE A HEART
OR SKIN
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>>13764209
But pony keeps having inter-species relations.
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>>13764209
Pony is in fervent denial of her true feelings. The truth is pony likes interspecies relationships more than anything else.
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>>13764103
> FUN INTERESTING!
Best part of the day
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>>13764209
I'm not asking for a relationship, I just want to be fucked in the butt.
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>>13764216
Pony never said that! Pony doesn't know what you're talking about.
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>>13764211

>goat confirmed for Titan
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>>13764193
how does that even happen
is pony going to give us all cancer
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>>13764209
Racist.
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>>13764219
Pinkie's face makes her look as if she knew she's on a bootleg package.
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>>13764232
I guess that explains why he likes big ponies so much
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This pony doesn't get what the big deal is and wouldn't mind being your girlfriend if you weren't so lame
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>>13764183
It's pink and the mane is dark purple, but the colors of the body are bleeding into the mane.
Also, it's a Pinkie mold, so it's not a unicorn.
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>Sentenal raping Jessy/Pallette Pone
and people wonder why she doesn't come around any more
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>>13764247
Am I cool enough yet?
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Is Terraria 1.2 out or just for people giving it publicity?

>>13764254
Nice bait.
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Who has what it takes?
>>13764230
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>>13764254
that happened more than a year ago
jessy was here recently

why are you always trying to cause problems
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>>13764161
>>13764170
Technology level in equestria makes no sense.
They use candles and modern electronical devices.
Chariots and modern Cranes
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>>13764260
> asking a /v/ question
> implying this is bait
> implying you aren't just unhappy a different brand chum is in the water
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>>13764228
I can see pony's face getting red. She is hiding something.
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>>13764260
It's not released yet.
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pone says you don't have enough fur

and your face is too flat

and your ears are too weird

and your teeth don't make sense for a carnivore

she doesn't know what you are

but she does know that she would rather die than have sex with you
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>>13764248
>It's a Pinkie mold
Ah, thought it might have been the same as the rightmost pone in the leftmost EQD pic, but the mane didn't look right at all in the big box picture. Guess the purple part was just bleeding into the background or something. Thanks.
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>>13764260
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Terraria+1.2+release
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>>13764262
>implying that is Celestia's tripcode
I don't even want to go to Equestria, that place is hell on earth
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>>13764209
>slut against sex
what
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>>13764286
lmgtfy is the worst passive aggressive thing created. People post here to have a conversation, not find things.
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>>13764282
>and your teeth don't make sense for a carnivore
Well considering we can eat mostly only cooked meat and fruits and vegetables she should get her ecology degree taken away because I'm a fucking omnivore.

>implying I want to fuck ratbird yellowquiet
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>>13764268
>hurr everyone has to take the same path as western civilization

Anon pls, china didn't develop glass for ages while the west was all over that shit.

Pony never saw a need for using anything but candles. candles are nice.

Pony never thought of making cars. pony likes taking long leisurely journeys on their own, and thinks that trains are efficient enough for mass transit.
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>>13764282
Well, It is Fluttershy.
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>>13764290
doesn't mean you can't have standards
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Pony wanted to remind you that she's naked
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>>13764298
>wants to find out when 1.2 is out or not
>doesn't want to find out when 1.2 is out or not
I'm confused
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>>13764298
>IS X OUT YETTTT?
X is not pony, X is clearly being sought. Fuck you and fuck your MLP/v/.
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>>13764262
You are banned.
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>>13764309
Good for her?
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>>13764320
Is it?
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>>13764309
Well, duh. She's always naked.

what of it?
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>>13764304
>such whore and slut as rarity has standards
she please every fucking zigger out there
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>>13764324
YOU LOOK AT IT
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>>13764282
Well, isn't Uttershite a passive aggressive bitch.
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>>13764298
if you want to have a conversation about a video game take it to the video game board
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>>13764299
>Well considering we can eat mostly only cooked meat and fruits and vegetables she should get her ecology degree taken away because I'm a fucking omnivore.

More like Om nom nomnivores.
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>>13764309
pony is clearly wearing socks
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>>13764343
Finally I have a reason for this picture.
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>>13764332
>no vagina

it's shit
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>>13764332
As you wish mistress

Can I touch it? Please? I promise I will treat it right. I'll give it a tongue bath, massage it with my hands on the outside and massage it with my dick on the inside
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is ponyerria 1.2 out yet
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>>13764343
>>13764353
> All of Carlos' puns are considered hilarious by the main cast
> He is truly in heaven, though he's starting to miss the groans
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/22/433014__safe_solo_oc_unicorn_4chan_computer_table_window_looking+back_artist-colon-rainbow_marker+pony_city_cityscape_bipedal+leaning.png

Huh, I didn't know the Russians still cared about us. Maybe it's just that artist.
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>>13764016
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>>13764353
>do what you must for I have already won.jpg
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>>13764359
pony 3.5 is already out
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>>13764357
>ass so big it hides the vagina not being your fetish
Come on anon
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pony would just like to get to know you first before considering intimate things like sex and snuggles
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>>13764364
>He is truly in heaven
>implying it isn't like that twily zone episode where the jerk goes to hell
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>>13764359
Soon. October 1st is only a few days away.
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>>13764299
>can eat mostly only cooked meat

I've eaten a few fresh hearts before and I'm fine. Fresh meat tastes pretty good.
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>>13764367
>draws one of the bests (if not the best) mlpg related art
>doesn't even come here
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>>13764381

Your theory sounds very stable.
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>>13764367
The russians come here all the time
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>>13764367
I would that Markerpony
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>>13764390
To be honest, that's probably for the best.
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>>13764372
1. It is not enough fat and big to hide vagina
2. I'm not a fatfag and Ross' follower
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>>13764358
>wanting to lick that filthy ass
I bet it still covered in withered sperm of previous "owner"
ewww
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>>13764381
> He's clearly alive, heartbeat and everything - just fell off the Bus while the "Paradigm Shift" was grinding gears. It's been a month, placed in a temporary foster home and everything. Life ain't half bad though - they do French fries up right.
> Carlos needs a new schtick though; it's not that fun when people don't shout him down for REALLY bad puns.
> There are always for 'more' but it's only the supreme worst of it from the ponies - "What happens when a pony and a Human have a Friday date? SATYRDAY!" is a perennial - and there's just no impetus for better, cleverer jokes.
> It's gotten bad enough he hardly offers up jokes in Cheerilee's class any more, though he's not above doodling dickbutts in his notebook all day.
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>>13764428
* allways calls for 'more,' aw fuck
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>>13764385
But when is Ponybound out?
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>>13764437
Never.
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>>13764437
>Ponybound
What?
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>>13764450
Starbound
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just saying

russian mlpg does not talk much about ponies compared to english speaking mlpg

at minimum shitposting here is about equestria 90% of the time
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>>13764464
What do they talk about then? It's like /b/read and each other or like /mlp/ and everything but the show?
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Vote.
http://strawpoll.me/478351
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>>13763294
Sweetie Belle what are you DOING? You're gonna get your tail ALL DIRTY!
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>>13764462
Oh... I thought you were talking about a MLP/Earthbound mashup, but only videos from 2012 of a strange rom hack kept popping up.
That's without mentioning that Super Lesbian Horse RPG, made by a huge fan of the Mother series.
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>>13764476
/b/read because show is not airing
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>>13764476
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>>13763303
Pinkie sama.....
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>>13764488
>Pinkie drinks an energy drink
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>>13764500
>2012x2012
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>>13764500
>0 ponies
>tfw MLPG has a pony population of 0 too
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>>13764483
Is ok anon.
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Which pollution pony is your favorite kind: Sludge Pony, Smogasus, or Radiocorn?
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>>13764518
Every cloud is pegasus farts
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>>13764526
unf
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>>13764529
No, bad pony.
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>>13764090
There was crystal shackles and chains
That everypony liked to wear
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>>13764518
Acid Raincorn
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Vote
http://strawpoll.me/478383
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>>13764513
> All three are covered in syrup on a regular basis and the term 'Cutie Mark Pancakes' is being bandied around
> They resolve to become the best brunch restaurant tours in town to gain their cutie marks
> It was only ever a lean-to on the square but they cried after Sweetie managed to burn it down to cinders
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>>13764282
that's rape talk
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>>13764567
Oh Sweetie...
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>>13764518
clearly the radiocorn
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>>13764564
what a quality poll
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http://strawpoll.me/478389
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human silverspoon ready for the highscool dance
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>>13764585
Is she behind that person?
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>>13764576
>clearly the radiocorn
>NOT THE BRONYCORN
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>>13764583
>can only choose one

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant decide
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>>13764585
ffffffake and gay
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>>13764583
is anus part of ass? whys isnt dock.

why is there no balls or dick option? are you some kind of heterofag?
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Worst poll ever

http://strawpoll.me/478397
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>>13764612
>why is there no balls or dick option?
Because fuck your dicks, that's why
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>no internet for a few days
HOW WILL I GET MY PONY FIX?
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>>13764592
>not tHe FUCK YOU
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>>13764613
>1 guy actually voted sergals

I hope you burn in the deepest circle of hell.
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pony can't get her human to power on
how do you humans get started
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>>13764613
You're missing so many. It's like you haven't spent your days here.
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>>13764529
g-good pony...
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VOTE NOW OR YOUR WAIFU DIES
http://strawpoll.me/478415
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>>13764529
>>13764541
but what IS a lyra pone?
>>
So... According to these pools, we're roughly a dozen here.
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>>13764585
this is a bit more accurate
I tried to make the boobs bigger but photoshop is being dumb and won't let me
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>>13764627

>not ponying on the phone you paid for using the service you also pay for consistrntly
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>>13764643
Sorry for not noticing all of the terrible trends of this year's hiatus
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>>13764652
I haven't voted because fuck you.
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>>13764652
i didnt vote so dont rely on it
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>>13764652
I filtered that website
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>most say only canon and fan made things is #1
What the fuck are we supposed to do when on hiatus? Just post fan creations until the show starts back up?
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>>13764654
>>13764585
Wow
they both look like shit
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>>13764672
We're supposed to rewatch the show and talk about things we missed, induct new people, draw fanart, write fics, and run quests

Like we've been doing in addition to the shitposting

Because it's "my little pony general" not "/pony/ - random"

What's your favourite episode, anon?
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>>13764672
what's the point about calling these threads MY LITTLE PONY General if we're not going to talk about ponies?
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>>13764689
>talk about things we missed
wow the implications
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worst forced meme confirmed
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>>13764695
What is that pink animation error that was just discovered?
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>>13764695
Cool eidetic memory anon
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>>13764613
> Breeders are a forced meme
No, no, no. They're people who want to fuck women with at least the side purpose of procreation.

That's not a meme, that's a fucking UNF.
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http://strawpoll.me/478439
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>>13764592
That shit never fails to give me nightmares.
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>that moment after you cum inside and pull your dick out a bit as it goes soft against your partners marepussy
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>>13764689
Magical Mystery Cure
When Twilight turned into alicorn princess that was like the awesomest thing about the show ever. :3
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>>13764716
>no option for pony

Get the fuck out anon
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>>13764716
too many options, not enough pony
classic rookie mistake
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>>13764716
you've watched dredd a million times now
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>>13764723
My dick just knocked the table.
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>>13764712
It's not that I remember everything. It's that every small thing you might've missed was picked up by someone else and posted here and discussed multiple times.
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>>13764716
why is it whenever MLPG streams MLPG does not stream pony

S4 is coming up, we should be rewatching. we still have enough time if we go through two or three episodes a day.
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>>13764631
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>>13764714
>waifu is writhing below you
>begging you to blow your load inside
>screaming for you to impregnate her

u-unf
I would.
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>>13764755
you are now a father
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>>13764744
>what is the japone streams
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>>13764744
dooks does the synchtube thing

MLPG has almost never steamed pony
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>>13764755
>screaming for you to impregnate her
What is this, some shit fanfiction?
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>>13764759
That's okay, I wouldn't mind being a father as long as it's with the right mother.
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>>13764762
rewatching episodes is boring.
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>>13764755
>She locks her legs around your waist
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>>13764764
> not having a woman ever scream "CUM INSIDE ME!"
What are you, a high schooler?
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>>13764759
of adorable cuddly centaur babies
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>>13764767
and that's why we don't stream pony
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>>13764768
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>>13764759
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>>13764770
Not a single woman alive does that naturally
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>>13764764
some women have a pregnancy fetish or a lot of maternal instincts
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Seems like Twist used some of your sperm when she went through that whole "human shrine" obsession phase. What do?
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>>13764786
>Not a single woman alive
Anon, there are a LOT of women in this world
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>>13764786
> not a single woman alive does that naturally
Not sure how to tell you this
But uh
Many have.
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>>13764716
I haven't seen Django yet
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>>13764786
Woah, we got us an expert on women here guys. He knows how all women act at all times ever.
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>>13764799
Ask why she didn't come straight for the source and drop the hint she can ask you any time to help make Twist a little brother or sister
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>>13764799
that's rape
want nothing to do with a rape baby
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>>13764799
take her to court and fight for legal posession of the child
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>>13764808
Imagine if you bought a bunch of really poorly made pony plushies and all the real ponies had to inhabit their bodies due to a spell gone wrong.
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>>13764755
Literally my favorite thing.
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>>13764828
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>>13764830
>fight for legal posession of the child
She'll probably take better care of her than you would, it's for the best you don't have legal possession
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>>13764840
bitch those are fighting words
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>>13764829
That's not rape because she didn't have sex with you without her consent - but you CAN sue her for unwillful conversion of your property, namely your semen.

Some men have sued successfully to such ends.
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>>13764820
Suuuuure Anon
I'm sure you've had A LOT of sex
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>>13764689
All I ever see is shit posting though.
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>>13764845
Women can take care of a child better than a man.
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stop pretending you know anything about women

you don't know squat
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>>13764828
why not with scootalo?
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>>13764871
Are they anything like ponies?
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>>13764799
Have sex with her when she comes of age.
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>>13764871
They're humans aren't they? I think everyone here knows women.
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>>13764863

B-b-baited
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Pony wants peanut butter, go buy pony some
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>>13764903
pony is too stupid for peanut butter
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>>13764903
No, I tell pony to use my cinnamon honey instead.
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>>13764903
I have a whole thing of peanut butter
do they want it on toast or a tortilla or something or are they just going to lick the jar clean
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>>13764885
But Anon, what if satyrs have a wholly different age progression? What if she's all woman at ten solar years?
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>>13764903
pony better give me the bits for it
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>>13764887
WOMEN ARE JUST A MITH OF OLDEN TIMES
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>>13764903
Chunky or creamy?
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>virgins discuss woman
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>>13764903
What will pony give me?

Just joshing pony, I'm almost out so was headed to the store anyway.
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>>13764871
>implying im not a grill
;)
>being this mad to make such a post
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>>13764877
I'd pet Dash.
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>>13764914
That depends on how quickly she develops mentally.
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>>13764929
I'd pet Dash.
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>>13764929
every time I see this picture I can't help but stare at that ass for a bit
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>>13764914
then she's "at age" at ten
assuming she's mentally and physically an adult then she's good to go
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>>13764921
> virgins
Based on recent polls there are around 10 kissless virgins, 8 who've had penetrative sex, and another 7 who have been sexually active in other ways.

So, you know - it's easy to say "HEH LELL VIRGINNNSS" but it's just as likely you're addressing the subset of people here who have been with women, even maintaining a relationship with one.
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>>13762551
>I bet tex talks about himself to other contributors and makes them swear to super pony oath not to say anything about him
>I'd like to get to know him though

Nope. He doesn't talk to anyone else. The only people who know he's "Tex the pony artist" is us. He keeps his private and real life very separate from that.

I can respect that.
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>>13764938
pony is not for pet
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>>13764919
Both
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>>13764929
>>13764939
i like how the tail is coming out of her anus
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>>13764955
He's like the Batman
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>>13764957
What if pony wants it ?
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>>13764939
Dash has a nice, firm butt.
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>>13764957
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>>13764963
>Not cutting off your ponies tail and replacing it with a buttplug.
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>>13764963
i guess it is show accurate to just put the tail anywhere
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>>13764957
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>>13764971
It's not too small?
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>>13764913
Probably lick the jar clean
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Fluttershy hasn't left the bathroom since this morning, but she's still making groaning noises in there.
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>>13764970
well then it's okay of course
can't say no to pony
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>>13764992
She's not used to such large porcelain "art pieces" as she put it
In Equestria they just have holes in the ground in shacks
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>>13764971
I want to pet her butt.
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>>13764992
What a slut
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>>13764957
Why would anyone do this to Dash? WHY?
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>>13764952
Virgin or not, assuming that all women are the same is stupid.
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>>13764992
better call 911, she could be dying!
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>>13765011
Dashie just wants to roleplay.
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>>13764977
Nice butt cheek tail, Fluttershy.
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beb
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>>13763247
Too short and repetitive <- the major problem with most episodes in the latter seasons.
The episode should have been about the new lesson change, not only about Twilight freaking out.

Here's my outline for how I would have wrote it.
It's Monday and it's a very busy day. Twilight is getting overwhelmed with her responsibilities till she snaps in a very adorkable way and faints. Her friends tuck her in bed for the whole day, and they take up Twilight's responsibilities and each pony learns a different moral, sending a total of 5 letters, with Twilight sending the sixth lesson about helpful friends and delegation.

What you think of each getting a different moral instead of all sharing the same one? bad idea or good idea for a 21minute episode?
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>>13765021
Of course. Like this person here.
>>13764786

In my experience some are really enthusiastic about it, others aren't in a big way. It's personal preference though I seem to attract more women in the former category.
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>>13765031
ned
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pinkie always makes me smile
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>>13765048
back in the box
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en.inkei.net/
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>>13765062
>tryign to spam your hsit again

fuck off already jeese
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Fuck it, i'm making meth!
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>>13765048
What if she wanted to make you scream?
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>>13765070
now why would she want to do that
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>>13765062

>Trixie
>Try it
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>>13765069
LOL another brony reference in the comics!!!
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>>13765062
Hhhhuh.
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>>13764903
Only if pony will lick the peanut butter from my hand
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http://en.inkei.net/

>>13765062
FUCK YOU I WAS GOING TO DO IT FIRST
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>>13765087
> 4chan x now pastes imgur links as file submissions
Well FUCK YOU TOO 4chan x
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Fluttershy wants to know if you want to come play with bunnies and whatever
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>>13764969
>He's like the Batman

Except he draws ponies in his double life.
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>>13765062
>Enter my name
>THE PRETTY CUTIE GOOD BOY
I'm not sure how to react to this.
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>>13765076
So she knows she's doing it right.
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>>13765101
Fuck off
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>>13764955
>5 hours
Are you trying to break some record here, Anon?
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>>13765069
I don't think that's news in any way, shape or form. I'm glad you added the reply of that random guy, it adds to the information a lot.
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>>13765118
>random guy
don't you know, he's kind of a big deal?
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>>13765048
>>13765053
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>>13765108
>Enter my name
>Huge size
>Ability none
O-okay...
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>>13765105
alright give me a minute to get dressed
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>>13765108
>>13765096
>>13765087
>>13765082
>>13765062
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>>13765123
Pinkie, you are killing me.
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>>13765124
>you will never anon's huge dick
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>>13765134
>pinkie finds your phylactery.gif
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So guys I went and got the Horn Combo Deluxe Edition and got Alicorn Twilight, Rarity and Sweetie Belle.
But the thing is that as soon as I got home bot Rarity and Twilight got annoyed and started reorganizing the entire house while Sweetie want to play. The fuck should I do? I really don't trust Twi and Rarara with the house and I can't let Sweetie play alone
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>>13765132
> fishing for a pass with your name
http://imgur.com/H7xwOCd
You fucking got it.
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>>13765113
>>5 hours
>Are you trying to break some record here, Anon?

I don't sit here chatting with you bronies all day. I had the old thread open. I just came back and decided to reply to it. I haven't read anything in the new thread.
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sex with sweetie belle
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>>13765158
> brony
> 'chat'
> I can respect Tex "hiding power levels"
Get fucked, /co/bait.
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Are ponies Champions of Justice, or Defenders of Justice?
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>>13764921
I've seduced a girl and had sex three times with two different women. None prostitutes.

But I have never passionately french kissed a girl (just a bunch of pecking) or had a long term intimate relationship. It sounds unlikely, but I just suck that much. I'm 20 and have experienced zero romance.
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>>13765157
I really, really wasn't Anon.

>>13765175
Some are Champions, like Dash and AJ, and others are Defenders, like Shining Armor and Big Mac.
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>>13765158
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>>13765125
I'd fuck JD's Derpy
those hips are amazing
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>>13765175
Defenders of Justice. It's not like they act morally all the time. Look at how they handled Dash as Mare Do Well.

They're not good at typifying good behavior as much as they are defending the good from people far worse.
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>>13765161
That little sweat hog?
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>>13765132
There really isn't enough ponies.
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>>13765113
Earlier I had to resist responding to a nearly 12 hour old post from a just-shy-of-404 thread I'd left open and came back to when I got home.
He insulted Fluttershy!
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>>13765183
>like AJ

Pfft
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>>13765194
I didn't even mean it in a bad way but it's funny how Anon immediately got mad at the question.
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>>13765161
Not until she's grown up.
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>>13765219
Into a string bean that wears layered clothing to hide her skeletal figure
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>>13765219
She's a big pony, she's ready NOW!
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>>13765191
d'aww
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>>13765223
those are stockings, big guy
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>>13765219
Needs more broodmare hips
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>>13765223
You're thinking of Scootaloo
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>>13765219
Until that time, only cuddles.
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>>13765219
how about those hips with the chest Rediv gave her

or maybe GR

either way
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>>13765237
>cuddles
No. She's not old enough you pervert.
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>>13765240
And then we ponify her!
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>>13765246
What's so perverted about cuddling?
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>>13765236
No, my headcanon is different from your headcanon.
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> that impregnation discussion
I miss every fun thing.
I really long to see that look in her eye when we make love to make a baby, feeling closer than ever. Her body slowly changing, round and wonderful if sometimes a little uncomfortable. The long wait for a great little baby I'm gonna strive to be a great daddy for.
It's hot to think about getting there, but more than anything I want to wake up to this some day (with a remainder of fussing, kicking, screaming and colic).
http://laughingsquid.com/baby-laughing-while-he-sleeps/
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>>13765193
cute pony
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>>13765247
no wait
make her a busty satyr
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>>13765254
Look you can't just go around cuddling ponies, that's incredibly lewd. Why don't you just start off with her giving you a pony job and see where it goes from there.
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But what if you got mpreg
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> implying you can ever please a mare like a bucking bronco stallion can stud her
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>>13765286
only if I'm a pony
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>>13765240
I'm still hoping she'll draw some more
that gloriously thick body is 2hot4words
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>>13765291
>implying I don't want a shot at the stallion
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>>13765279
That seems fair enough.
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>>13765275
well, satyrs have dem hips by default, so...
hell, why not
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>>13765302
Why not both?
>>
odds: take request
eats: stram movie
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>>13765291
Ponies aren't actually horses. They're vaguely horse shaped cat-person things in both behaviour and diet, so we can barely begin to theorize about their mating habits like a bunch of bored, horny neckbeards.

Ponies are seriously alien. Anything goes, even tentacle dicks, so long as it ends in live birth and the young feeding off of some excretion from a parent.
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>>13765324
because apparently the mare isn't interested in me
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>>13765307
Not all of them, but a good deal of them. MT's are pretty fucking great.
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>>13765291
>stallion cums in 5 seconds
>mare left unsatisfied as usual
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>>13765329
*evens
Fuck
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>>13765329
Rarity secretly wearing ugly disco clothes and feeling fabulous about it

Afro wig included
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>>13765330
> LEL HEH CATPERSONNN
You think that because of how their ears fold around and their neck snakes, don't you?

You know horses actually fucking DO THAT, right?
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>>13765275
>making a satyr
Even a second generation satyr?

https://derpiboo.ru/358582?scope=scpefc8897342f1c5d519b4d29186a553cd76b628a2d
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>>13765329
awkward teen pony Apple Bloom butt
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>>13765338
Reminds me of that thing chistery was writing last night.
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>>13765348
fuck no
gross
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>>13765329
Spike trying to pop a polo to impress.
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>>13765348
'Second generation'? She's wearing hoof-gloves. Fairly common bondage fare.
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>>13765347
No, because silly cat poses, eating foods poisonous to horses, and gag reflex.

Pony is not horse either way
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>>13765357
If you and Sweetie Belle walked in on your daughter doing that, what would you do?
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>>13765330
>behavior and DIET
Have you seen a pony eating a mouse or bird? eating kibble? Licking up some fancy feast?
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>>13763440
>anal sfx
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>>13765329
A drunk Luna
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>>13765366
I think he's talking how the satyr kid is pregnant. So she's having the second generation.
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>>13765369
>eating foods poisonous to horses
When did this happen? The hayfries? The daisies? Apples?
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>>13765374
I was going to say something about either suicide or late-term abortion, but after reading >>13765366 I would just make her clean up and hit the gym

she's got a pot-belly going on and it doesn't look healthy
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Fuck off satyrfags
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>>13765375
>mouse
TMPP
>bird
Wedding 1
>fancy feast
KCFO


ponies are 3/4 cat
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>>13765347
pony isn't horse, they have smiles that take up most of their face sometimes, and that makes no sense for snouts.
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>>13765385
half-breeds are infertile, that doesn't make any sense
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Pinkie came in today
They have new tags for the ponies talking about them and what their CM means and stuff
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>>13765387
Chocolate and tomatoes fuck up horses really bad man
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Pony requires at least 3 hours of oral a day, and if you don't do it she'll find someone that will.
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>>13765387
The tomatoes? Cherries? Peaches? Mustard?
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>>13765410
she looks saggy
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>>13765401
and that pony acting like a cat in the Sombra episode
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>>13765407
Not always. And considering it probably took some inherent pony or atmospheric magic to make the kid in the first place, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was fertile.
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>>13765410
is the pinkie a 4DE one?
How's the quality?
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>>13765410
>vertical taskbar
I thought better of you.
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>>13765410
The left ponk is cute.
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>>13765401
> let me just lay down some acronyms and call it a day without finer example
Get fucked, buddy.
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>>13765418
>she
If I'm going down on a pony I'm getting delicious marshmallow horse semen and I don't care for futa
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ponies evolved from canadians

think about it
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Fluttershy is best pony
Prove me wrong
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>>13765434
I use a vertical taskbar for some windowed games
>no mention of AIM
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>>13765438
>not watching the show
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>>13765191
>not "sweaty_pet.gif" or "sweatie_pet.gif"
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>>13765443
No Rarity is
And my opinion>your gay ass opinion
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>>13765334
well a Sweetie satyr would definitely have dem hips
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>>13765401
> if they eat something made from x that makes them y
Well shit I like eating turkey, that must mean I'm a dog because dog kibble has turkey in it too!

I'll grant you they're not quite horses but they aren't exactly cats either. They're silly quadripeds with kicky legs, and it's kind of easy to consider them in parallel to our domesticated cats when they're being cute.
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>>13765442
MOUNTY AND MOUNT HAVE FINALLY BECOME ONE WELL MANNERED CREATURE. THE ULTIMATE CANADIAN.
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>>13765456
"powerful wild hero" sounds like a bad japanese to english translation
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>>13765448
>implying I don't know you're using show titles
That's a little like saying "When have we ever seen a pony with blue hair" and going HCFS. Which fucking pony? When?
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>>13765410
HUG IT! FUCKING HUG THAT DOLL!
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>>13765468
It's also silly to think they're horses

Imagine ponies posting about how humans have ape mating habits and go into frenzies around swollen red butts and tiny monkey dicks
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>>13765468
They act like dogs a lot too
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>>13765482
You're really gonna do this?
alright gimme a second
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>>13765291
Is that RAOH's King Horse?
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>>13765486
>all the ponies feeling terrible about having big dicks
>>you'll never be attractive to qt3.14human with your 15-inch dick
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>>13765410
That is a cute albino ponk.
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>>13765468
They showed more cat-like behavior than hores-like behavior

Anon was right
They are horse shaped creatures. Other than that they don't do anything like horses.
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>>13765488
so do humans

not a big surprise because ponies act like humans

because they were created by humans to be fun and relatable to humans
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>>13765488
They drool way more than they should for horses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erjk-ljra3g
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>>13765482
CASE NUMBER ONE
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>>13765471
Eh
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>>13765511
I'd relate and have fun with pony if you know what I mean
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>>13765522
RIP Mouse no one cares about

I'm kinda hungry now
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>>13765511
What if the ponies were just people in pony suits the whole time
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>>13765433
yeah it is
i think its pretty good, especially for the price
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>>13765505
One thing that they did in Season 1 that I genuinely think they forgot/removed was the very horsey behavior that would pop up from time to time.
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>>13765482
CASE NUMBER TWO
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>>13765505
> MORE CAT-LIKE BEHAVIOR
Other than Sweetie's "special needs" shit, when has this happened? A yarn ball? Self-preening with tongues?

If you mean "They sidle up next to one another and hug with necks or rub up against one another," that's something a lot of animals do.
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>>13765550
Not sure if trolling, but
THIS is Fancy Feast.
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>>13765556
In the comic they act a lot like cats
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>>13765482
CASE FUCKING CLOSED
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>>13765550
>You will never eat Discord's fucked up cuisine
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>>13765578
>>13765522
> LEL EDITS EDITS CASED CLOSED XDccc
Please stop.
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>>13765549
Like what?
Really the only thing I remember is the occasional neighing and AJ did that in the Crystal Empire
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>>13765544
>still no Fluttershy for general sale

I want my yellow pone dammit
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>>13765550
>tfw flutterstuffing will never happen
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>>13765591
I'm not reading this shit nigga.
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>>13765591
>the day /co/ decided to talk with Ponychan
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>>13765594
Wait are you guys actually arguing about this
I thought it was just a joke
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>>13765591
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>13765601
me too man
I'm just waiting money in hand for them to release it
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>>13765591
holy shit, i really really hope he's trolling
then again... it's fucking deviantart
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>>13765604
I told you faggots to leave it and use only Fluttershy to make it easier but nooooooooooo all the mane cast
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>>13765591
Sometimes it still baffles me how much higher quality our arguments are compared to everywhere else. More often than not our shitposters present more solid cases than either of those people.
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>>13765601
Rarity is more important
though Fluttershy plush would be cute
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YES
UNBANNED
NOW I CAN WASTE TIME WITH YOU ASSHOLES AGAIN
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>>13765599
She really is an adorable pony.
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>>13765654
lk pls
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>>13765610
>You guys serious? XDcccc
We finally get into show discussion and you decided to derail for hijinks? It's not like it was a Congressional deliberation, but yeah, some of us were trying to think up point and counterpoint.
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>>13765544
would cuddle
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>>13765505

Why would they be as constrained in their movements as normal horses, whose primary mobility limiting factor is weight? These are little ponies with proportionally larger legs that carry much lighter weight, of course they are not going to suffer the constraints of a normal terrestrial horse which is hobbled by its own massive weight. They move like any other quadruped in their size/weight range would.

Its the human poses I would be more concerned about
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>>13765651
As a plush? I disagree

Fluttershy is a cuddly plush-able pony
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>>13765650
>tfw make compelling arguments for stupid topics I care nothing about just for fun
I feel like there's a word for this
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>>13765651
It would come with a quiet squeakbox in it
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13765660
Sorry, I legit thought we were just avin a giggle
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>>13765676
Fluttershy is best plush.
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>>13765673
They're just jointed so human poses work okay for them, too.
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>>13765673
They be doing human shit since S1
It's more often now true but most people kinda exaggerate on how frequently it happens.
They are still horsey in S3
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>>13765677
Yeah, I often get this feeling when arguing about various things here. Everyone either doesn't care or agree, but some choose to take the "wrong" side anyway, just for the sake of arguing.
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>>13765676
I just wish the plushies were bigger.
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>>13765680
GENIUS
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>>13765660
You really shouldn't bother with points when you still actively use lel and xDDDDDD to denote the other side's posts. Worse yet, exactly none of them are serious, you're "arguing" with someone who's posting silly pictures for fun.
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I commissioned 15 pictures of satyr guro so I can spam them every time people bring them up
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13765709
>tfw actually win argument and convince them they're wrong

Once I had this guy believe that Vietnam never actually happened
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>>13765709
Arguing is fun
>I'm an atheist and my best friend is a Jehovah's Witness
>During high school we had religious arguments just to annoy the other classmates who were huge faggots
We both had so much fun
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>>13765709
As abrasive as we are, we still manage to have some modicum of a grip on our sanity.
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>>13765677
>>13765709
Playing Devil's Advocate? Being invested in the position has never been a requirement for that.
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Ponies are actually highly advanced biorobotic puppets controlled by humans

The magic is just a bunch of magnetic tricks, transparent wire, holograms, and clever video editing.

Every place you've seen has been an elaborate stage in a massive holodome.

The only other intelligent species besides humans involved are these talking spiders from another galaxy, which make up half the writing and producing staff.

Which is all to say

the ponies on the show aren't real
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>>13765736
enjoy getting banned because guro isn't allowed outside of /b/ and ponies aren't allowed outside of /mlp/

I guess you could spam imgur links but that's not really the same
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>>13765739
Go away S1, I don't want to be reminded of what I don't have anymore.
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>>13765685
Too many
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>>13765736
like that's going to stop anyone
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>>13765736
Wow, you really love satyrs.
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>>13765739
But YOUR quest has just begun!
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>>13765736
i'm going to commission 3 pictures of ponies being friends with satyrs, sergals, and tex, brushing their hair, and getting their hair brushed by them. they're going to be adorable and you are going to hate them.
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>>13765750
>transpony ponies
JOKES ON YOU
THAT'S MY FETISH
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>>13765595
First episode when facing the manticore they all snorted like horses and pawed (hoofed?) at the ground

They broke anatomy far less often
They picked everything up with their mouths, rarely with their hooves.

Lauren really pushed them hard to make them horse like. Once she left they just had no reason to put that effort in any more. I think she made a post on her twitter "HUMAN POSES ARRRGH" on a recent official mlp pic
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>>13765735
> arguing with
Someone making silly pictures for fun in the middle of show discussion deserve a good old XDcccc.

Also notice I didn't say "fuck off to ponychan," "get out, piss," "fuck you brony chow," "I bet you like Little Miss Jay," or the like. It was some shit-house humor but nothing worth really beating him around.

It's also true he brought these up in train after someone asked for specific examples from an episode purporting to show them eating poultry and the like, from >>13765401

That's a little bit like citing "Cupcakes" as ample evidence Pinkie is a psychotic killer.
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>>13765781
Do this, I'd love to see that.
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>>13765750
>fluttershy's voice actor is an alien spider
>tfw
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>>13765736
and now you wait
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>>13765720
I just wish I had this fucking thing. And I don't even like Rainbow Dash that much.
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>>13765805
Alright, give me a wad of cash.
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>>13765798
>when facing the manticore

BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS
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>>13765815
PAPYRUUUUUUS
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>>13765806
>she's the largest of the VAs, clocking in at 34 feet wide
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>>13765798
They had broken anatomy in S1 a lot man. And used their hooves for things too.

They haven't used their moth for things that much tough...
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>>13765781
>and tex

Dude tex draws that shit on his own. again and again and again.

tex is cool like that
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>>13765821
"I prefer it be called a RUMP."
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>>13765825
dat mane tho
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>>13765599
Pop a balloon behind her.
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>>13765839
So pretty
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>>13765815
Wow, that actually looks pretty good.
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>>13765837
I miss that guy...
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>>13765595

How they carry their hind hooves when sitting on their haunches

How they lay

How pegasi carry their forehooves in flight

Ponies would snort/nicker in S1

Forelegs were treated as legs, rather than human arms as they are in S2/3. IE ponies would rear to shout/sing in S1, whereas in s2/3 they jump up and throw their arms out to the side like a person

Its really all in the small stuff, some people honestly don't even notice the differences, some do
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>>13765837
Rarara's got the rump
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>>13765779
> After a contaminated batch, Spike is no longer allowed to help Zecora make potions with Apple Bloom during moltings.
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>>13765856
I noticed more snorting in s2/s3 than s1
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>>13765883
le poorly drawn OC pony face
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>>13765815
She looks so soft but that hair looks stiff and brittle.
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>>13765883
these look like they were drawn by a professional furry
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>>13765883
I would a pony's hooves with sexual.
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>>13765883
>hypnosis
Horrible fetish
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zecora is probably the single most underappreciated character

it's sad, really
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>>13765874
That's because you're a nitpicker and a huge faggot
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>>13765948
Fluttershy is the cutest pony.
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>>13765935
Why does rei's art have to look so nice but have such awful subject matter
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>>13765946
I always like her

I thought she was a guy for the longest time though
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>>13765856
I was honestly fucking cringing during the entire Flim Flam episode. HOOVES DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT YOU FUCKERS.
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>>13765946
It's not like there's a sea of underappreciated characters. Almost all characters either have a way bigger fanbase than they should have or don't do anything on screen anyway.
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>>13765874

Well snorting itself never really went out of fashion true, but the more horse specific stuff has dropped off greatly

Take the encounter between apple bloom and doc hooves in Call of the Cutie- when she popped out of the cart he reared AND nickered
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>>13765965
Hooves aren't hooves anymore

Ponies aren't horses anymore

Ponies are elder creatures from the depths of sanity itself
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>>13765978
>Ah'm a pear!
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>>13765988
>"APPLEBLOOM. You leave that poor stallion alone! He hasn't bought a single apple this week!"
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>>13765964
what's with the amount of people who think that characters are the opposite gender

it's unsettling
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>>13765962
Yes she is.
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>>13765983
it's like Animal Farm.
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>>13765965

Argh crab ponies

I know that pain
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pony fell in love with jean valjean
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>>13766004
Zeccora has a rather stallion like face and her voice is not perticularly feminine

I did not relize she was a female untill I payed attention to the pronouns used.
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>>13766007
I just want to give her a kiss on the forehead.
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>>13766029
>her voice is not perticularly feminine
no it isn't
have you literally never spoken to anyone from africa
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>>13765964
>Thinking Zecora was a guy
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>>13766065
I honestly thought Dash was a boy when I first started watching the show.
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>>13766029
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>>13766029

>they finally introduce a zebra stallion on the show
>he has the head and body style of a pony mare
>zebra lands are bizzarro world
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>>13765988
>Je suis une mangue!
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This is pretty rad
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>>13765983
>>13766014
They always were, even in season 1.

Rarity was the herald of the Old Ones
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>>13766054
Nope, never been to africa, spain, or anywhere in the south of europe or the middle east. The americas are kind of short on these african girls that sound like men you speak of. Just lots of african-american girls that sound girlier than zecora.
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>>13766072
Ditto.
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>>13766089
I would that rarity
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Pony turned me into a pony, what do I do?
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>>13766076
Then he manages to be more macho and masculine than anyone that's appeared on the show thus far.
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>>13765963
what would better subject matter be?
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>>13766089
Wow why did you lie to me xieril
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>>13766096
A lot of African women have deep voices like Zecora. Like actually Africans though, not African-Americans.
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>>13766124
kill yourself if you aren't a unicorn
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>>13766124
Convert yourself into a pony pony.
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>>13766039
what if she wants more than a kiss on the forehead
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>>13766124
pony pony

or pony human
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>>13766123
implying you can see anything of that fast paced gif
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>>13766124
Turn pony back into a pony
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>>13766136
But I wasn't lying
>that RD
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>>13766156
its the first frame, how can you not see it?
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>>13766138
Really? Huh. It must be like how asians always tell me that white people have gruff voices and that english sounds like an evil language

confound these weird ethnic voice characteristics that everybody but me notices
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>>13766169
xieril this isn't rad at all
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>>13766150
Oh, I could hug her too. I bet she'd like that.
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would you a party pony
what if they were not pink
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>>13766089
Would impregnate that Rarity all day every day until I ran out of fluids
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>>13766171
because thumbnail
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>All these anons saying that if they were a unicorn they'd learn all sorts of magic and be supermages
If you're so eager to learn things why aren't you studying something like engineering or physics? If you were a unicorn you'd probably just end up being like all the others and only really knowing spells to help with your job and maybe one or two on the side that interest you but don't require a great deal of time to learn.
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>>13766181
I'm sorry you don't find this rad

>>13766156
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>>13766195
Your semen is not compatible with her
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Pony turned you into an earth pony and says that if you can get through one year without being depressed or overly jealous of other pony's powers, she'll turn you back into a human or any type of pony you want.
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>>13766184
>that human anatomy
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>>13766212
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WOULD CARE
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>>13766203
yea, there is magic in this world, just harder to notice because we don't watch a show called "My little human Knowledge is power"
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>>13766192
Party party party hard
Party in a dude's backyard
Party party party nice
Party hard to be precise
Party party party hard
I view partying with fond regard
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>>13766206
I changed my mind, I would that rarity and twilight
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>>13766203
because engineering and physics are boring. i'm learning how to draw and write code instead.

magic has instant gratification, just like art and programming. science doesn't.
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>>13766203
> learning "engineering" or "physics" makes you a fucking ninja laser warrior dragon cowboy
You do know most everyone in STEM settles on a really specific field and set of tasks, right?

RIGHT?
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>>13766192
>not pink
10^3003 HITLERS
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Tiarawhy is making a Sylvia flash
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>>13766215
Why is pony playing God
Why does pony care
Why does pony like seeing me suffer
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>>13766236
The Panty & Stocking art style is bretty gud
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>>13766203

Unicorns are all about instant gratification

They just want to think something and get whiz bang pow from their horn

Earth ponies are best ponies
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>>13766206
thx
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>>13766257
I agree, that's why I married Rose.
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we alive?
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>>13766247
Pony is a dick.
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>>13766253
fuck it, I would all of them
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>>13766272
I think so
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>>13766257
Bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon
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>>13766257
snapping your fingers and getting a bouqet of flowers is shit
now making a several thousand ton boat made almost entirely out of metal able to float on water, that's cool
making a magnetically propelled weapon that can travel at 5400mph is cool
eliminating diseases and increasing quality of life for people around the world is cool
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>>13766272
we are 25% ded
we are 25% beb
we are 25% pep
we are 25% qeq
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>>13766270
What did you do to my waifu you fucking fucked fuckwitted fuckhead bitch fucker
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>>13766266
god I want to do so many things to that beautiful pink mare
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>>13766273
Pony, is this part of a grand test?
What do you really want with me?
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>>13766273
>That picture
No Celestia, i'm not happy
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>>13766281
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING GALLARY OF ALL OF THEM IN PSG STYLE
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>>13766266
>cameltoe
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>>13766301
But what's our bpel?

7.7"
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>>13766307
I call yellow.
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>>13766305
>bitch
What a rude thing to say about Rose. I don't think I'll introduce you to her, now.
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Pick three.
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>>13766313
There's not a gallery per se but here
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/203/2/4/mlp_pswg_fake_anime_screenshots_by_kleekay423-d6enf9d.jpg
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>The PIRATES FUCK YEAH comic arc will be with Twilycorn

Cool I guess
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>>13766270

thems fightin' words anon
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>>13766329
dibs on purple
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>>13766334
top left, middle, bottom right
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Cute pone
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>>13766308
Self improvement and sex. Mostly sex.
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>>13766334
far right column
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>>13766334
1) Sweetie Belle
2) Sweetie Belle
3) Sweetie Belle
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>>13766356
>tfw Celestia will never help you discover who you are and accept yourself through lots of sex
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>>13766356
But sex is unimportant.
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>>13766332
The bitch was your hand all along
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>>13766277
rei pls
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>>13766356
>That Barney nose
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>>13766356
Okay. If she can refrain from jumping me for a year, I'll consider sex.
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>>13766334
Oh my gosh, can you imagine that middle row all singing together?
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>>13766334
black grid
white box in the far right corner
white box in the middle
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>>13766374
w-why, anon?
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>>13766341
Forgot picture
Also is 4chan being a bitch to anyone else?
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>>13766381
well that's the first time Ive been called a contributors name
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>>13766356
Huh. I expected Luna to be this forward.
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>>13766407
keep it down, EA
you're going to ruin the illusion
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>>13766417
and a second time
wow Im no a roll
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>>13766335
OH KOREA, YOU SO CRAZY
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If you waifu the rosiest horse, proclaim your love for her right here and now. The most romantic gets her forever.
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>>13766433
I'll stop the world and melt with her.
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>>13766307
>>13766266
Me too
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Griffon is growing
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>>13766437
Nah man.
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>>13766457
UNF GIANT SMELLY GRYPHON TOES
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>>13766399
>she starts to enjoy herself more than she thought she would
>but she makes sure you remember it's about more than the sex, it's about being comfortable with yourself
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>>13766439
that song a shit
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>>13766437
That's not a horse.
Your claim to be auctioning off her love is spurious and mean hearted. Rose would never allow her affections to be so treated so mercenarily.
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>>13766437
I think she's a very nice pony and would like to get to know her, but she's very pretty so I can only hope she would be interested in me

I would take her to the arboretum and listen to her talk about her favorite flowers
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>>13766462
anon she's half cat, she keeps herself very clean
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>>13766430
God damn it, Anonymous
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>>13766463
Celestia I'm a human
is this really okay for you
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>>13766437
Эй девочка
ты милашкой
Давайте пить водку и потрахаться после
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>>13766430
Ross just stop
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>>13766483
I was the one that posted these gifs here
>>13766491
okay now you are just offending me
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>>13766355
>Tfw you will never have such bro like that stallion
I want to dnd with those ponies.
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>>13766483
Ho, one more time
I'm back with a new rhyme
Hey, here we go again
Ha, turn it up my friend
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>>13766463
But I keep feeling like I'm just being used.
Like a concubine, except not attractive or romantic.
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>>13766462
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>>13766528
don't listen to him
your dainty paws are perfectly fine
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>>13766505
I want to have awkward experimental gay sex with them.
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>>13766437
"I'd like to plant my seed in your garden if you know what I mean."
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>>13766501
Those gifs a shit
please unpost them
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I'd Rose
Probably Lily too

Daisy is a radioactive turd though and can kill herself
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>>13766519
she's doing it for you, anon. sex is one of best ways to discover your own body and learn what its like to be intimate.

>>13766489
she's over 1000 years old. there's very little she hasn't seen. she's much less concerned for herself than she is you.
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>>13766490
NEPRISTOINIYE
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>>13766547
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>>13766203
Because knowing physics, engineering, chemistry and so on is fucking useless most of the time. Unless some rich guy or company lets your play in their lab you can't really do shit with your knowledge.
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>>13766540
I'd like to water your flowers if you know what I mean
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>>13766574
Oh Ben Ben, you know i'd let you fuck me any day.
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> Just finished Something Terrible
https://sellfy.com/p/kvTh/
I miss /co/ some days
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>>13766215
Should be easy enough with the promise that it's just one year and then I can be anything I want.

Alicornhood here I come
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>>13766577
>not doing your own pet projects with all that knowlege
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>>13766577
There's a series of videos on youtube about some guy called Jamie who made a giant robot on his property using relatively cheap materials

Why haven't you got a giant robot?
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>>13766375
> carving out a whole portion of being
I pity you in a way you will never understand.
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>>13766563
Well I just wouldn't want you to get hurt
I'd feel bad
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>>13766563
What is going on here.
It's adorable, but I don't understand.
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>>13766490
>>13766573
ruski pls goyevich
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>tfw no special somepony
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>>13766601
that requires a year as each race, plus an extra year of friendship lessons as the mortal race of your choice
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>>13765354
>>13765361
ergh
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>>13766588
jesus christ how do you know my fucking name
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>>13766574
RIP in peace mewball
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>>13766563
>sex is one of best ways to discover your own body and learn what its like to be intimate.
Well
I mean self-love and sexual experimentation often leads to positive outcomes in self-esteem and body image, but
At most she'd give you "What's Happening To My Body for Humans" and be open to answering any questions you might have.
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>>13766628
hahahaha you doing good nobby
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>>13766563
I want Celestia to hug me like that...
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>>13766563
I'd love her tenderly
but I don't think is be able to bring myself to indulge in my kinks with her. It just wouldn't feel right.
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>>13766577
sounds like something a 12 year old from /x/ would say
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>>13766609
Explain how sex is important to someone sterile.
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>>13766618
winghugs are the best hugs.
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>>13766628
12/10, would laugh again. Thanks, Nobby.
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>>13766607
Because all I could do without proper lab equipment is cook drugs and get arrested.
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>>13766650
fun?
intimacy?
excersize?
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>>13766646
Rara you're scaring me
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>>13766635
How do you think?
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>>13766628
7/10
butt could be bigger
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>>13766628
Spike's a cool kid
Don't you worry cool kid
She just wasn't ready for the cool kid
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>>13766650
> sterility means you can't be physically intimate with yourself and others
Have you really let the breederfags get to you?
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>>13766619
Rooski pls stay
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>>13766671
i don't know
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>>13766669
>having sex for excersize
>not having excersize for excersize
>not having excersize for sex
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>>13766626
Okie dokie
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>>13766654
They really would be lovely.
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>>13766687
>you will never have a super-buff mare that pressures and reassures you to get fit so you can keep up with her in the bedroom
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>>13766681
> yes he's wearing a skirt
And?
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>>13766648
just because she's a calm, vanilla pony in public doesn't mean she acts the same in the bedroom. besides, she wants you to be open with her.

>>13766644
she would do as much as she needs to. you're important to her.
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>>13766694
>posting the butchered version
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>>13766687
>he doesnt get a workout form sex
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>>13766715
>he files paperwork before intercourse
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>>13766709
well...there's a few things involving her sunbutt that we could try
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>>13766669
I can, and do have all of those things without sex.

>>13766680
There are intimate things besides sex, Anon.
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FALL, MLPG!

FALL!
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>>13766713
I am proud of creating the butchered version
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>>13766694
What the fuck is up with her wings in the last picture? They look like their attached to her shoulder, not down to the middle of her back like the should be.
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>>13766694
I want Celestia to smother me in her wings.
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>>13766715
What a lewd pony
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>>13766700
I dunno about super-buff
but fit would be nice
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>>13766709
And what about slow, tenderly and loving sex?As introduction to fucking her into the carpet till her legs are too wobbly to walk anymore.
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>>13766746
We could just use Dash.
Unless you have a toned waifu
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>>13766685
I know everything
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>>13766767
What's my name?
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>>13766726
>>13766760
>"Come here."
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>>13766780
How would Celestia react to being carried? I bet it's never happened to her before in her entire life.
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>>13766775
Not about everyone.
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>>13766780
>Can you help me find my horn anon?~
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>>13766775
H-Heisenburg sama
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>>13766800
HOW DID YOU KNOOOOOOOOW?
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>>13766763
I was thinking someone with a more mature air to her. someone who knows they're fit but doesn't flaunt it excessively.
like AJ. or Spitfire.
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Apples
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>>13766767
Well then. Why is Twilight so perfect?
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>>13766671
that smooth featureless area turns me on more than it probably should
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>>13766780
I think I overestimated myself, I couldn't last long with that sight in front of me.
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>>13766763
>"Pain is weakness leaving the body, now step it up and give me another set!"
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>>13766780
yes ma'am
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>>13766798
Princess Earmuffs?
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>>13766798
She'd give a little "oof!" is surprise, and gape at you for picking her up. She might give a brief struggle as she processes what just happened. Then I bet she'd make a quip of some sort and inquire as to the purpose of you picking her up.

though she's so heavy I have no idea how you would manage that in the first place.
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>>13766730
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>>13766825
It's all of that purple
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>>13766831
haha, work those little muscle, Dashie. Her leg couldn't be the size of my forearm, but it's still impressive
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>you and your waifu's child is never going to walk up to you with a poorly drawn picture of your family
>you will never hear him/her say "Look daddy, I dwew a pictuwe of you and mommy!"
>you will never show it to your waifu and you'd both smile
>you will never pat your child's head and say "It's beautiful." and a cheerful grin would appear on his/her face
>you will never hear him/her say "Thanks daddy, I love you."
>you will never tell him/her back "I love you too." and kiss his/her forehead
You may be able to dream, Anon.
..But it' still just a dream.
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>>13766729
> Aces in charge of logic
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>>13766845
A RISE
CHICKUN CHIKUN
A RISE
CHICKUN CHIKUN
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>>13766815
"No, no. Don't worry about being the best right now. I've been working my whole life to be this good. We'll get you here eventually. But we WILL get you fit."
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>>13766801
>>13766827
>>13766836
The next few hours would drain every last ounce of strength from your body. She would find egregious zones you never even knew existed, wield magic in ways you can't comprehend. The first orgasm would hit so hard you'd nearly pass out.

Celestia would be tired as well, but still able to walk (albeit clumsily). She has more experience and her pony body gives her more endurance.
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>>13766844
Pick her up to plop her on her bed of course.
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>>13766859
Stop peeking in my window, you creepy asshole.
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>>13766859
>mfw my baby sister did that
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THOSE WERE THE PONES MY FRIEND
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>>13766893
DAMN IT WRONG PICTURE
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>>13766893
>having RD, AJ and Chickenbutt as trainers
I'm perfectly okay with that
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>>13766908
this gif is the worst
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>>13766900
>she can still walk
Mission failed.


I hope she lies down next to me and wraps a wing over me while I drift off to sleep though.Feeling her chest rise and fall with every breath would be the best.
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>>13766921
You have to pay them, though. And they don't come cheap.
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>>13766900
>you will never have a pony body
>you will never touch her pony body
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>>13766893
>>13766915
Both are acceptable.
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>mfw S3 ruined Spitfire
>mfw S3 ruined Scootaloo
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SEVENTY SIX CHANGELINGS LED THE BIG PARADE
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>>13766932
I would find a way to pay for those training sessions
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>>13766921
>>13766937
I wonder if they'd compete to get the human in shape, each exhausting themselves in turn as you just keep calmly lifting your 10 pound dumbbells
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>>13766904
>"WAH! What are we gonna do on the bed, anon?"
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>>13766947
>Spitfire in a uniform
>ruined
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>>13766947
>s3
>ruining scootaloo
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>>13766974
it's true, Sweeter Belle
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>>13766947
>S3 ruined Scootaloo
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>>13766989
Remember when Tess was alive and gloved us?
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>Panka will never be so mad at you that she calls you a butt
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>>13766963
I think she has an idea.
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>>13766984
>best filly
>ruined ever
>worst opinion
>got angry
>called the cops
>SWAT involved
>Moot arrested
>IP tracked
>helicopters incoming
HAVE FUN SHITBAG
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>>13766900
>still able to walk
dunno if she'd want to after what I did to her rear
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>>13766666
Super Saatan Paul pls
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>>13767004
her name is not fucking Panka
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>>13767004
>you will never be called a couch potato
>>
Your trap was successful and you managed to capture a number of ponies

add 1d6 mares to your inventory
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>>13766893
>>13766915
Yes. Spitfire would be the best trainer.
And the sex would be great too.
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So, Twilight...

Tell us about the time you ruined a show
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>>13767022
Ponko?
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>>13767015
it's true, Anon
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>>13767036
>>13767022
hold on I got this
http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
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>>13767035
nigga no
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>>13767027
no stallions?
this is trash

Release the ponies, offer them snacks and reset the trap
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I HATE THAT PONY!
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>>13767027
aw yiss
Can I roll animal handling to see if I can train them?
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Hotdog eating contest pony
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>>13767055
ok ok... Penku?
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>>13767048
>no Ponka Pinkhorse

DYEWTS
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new thread
>>13767076
>>13767076
>>13767076
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>>13767055
Packy Pom
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>>13767079
damnit
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>>13767058
NIGGA THAT THING'S GOT LESS RESOLUTION THAT THE SYRIAN CONFLICT
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>>13767058
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>>13767089
I laughed.
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NEW PENKU WHERE
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I LOVE YOU PUNKEI POE
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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