>>13753400
by far the hottest artist ponysona ever made

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Give me something to draw

>>13753503
>Soar !qeqtPiNQrM
who are you?

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>>13753518

A bat pony just moved into your local pony neighborhood

>>13753531
A handsome swashbuckling pony with a big feather in his hat
Rarity swooning into his hooves optional

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>tfw want to get work done but feeling sleepy all of a sudden
FUCK ITS ONLY 8 PM

>>13753531
Lyra with birds

>>13753531
Scootaloo and rumble playing WH40k

>>13753531
This >>13753356

>>13753531
pony ponying.

i've always wanted to see what the act of ponying actually looks like.

>>13753531
>>13753547
This.

But it's actually Poindexter, and the clothes are quite ill-fitting.

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>>13753532
I just make threads.
Someday I'll make pony art! We'll see. I only use names for this right now.

>>13753549
Monster Zero Ultra
Shit tastes good and keeps you up

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>>13753546

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I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TO ALL MY WINGED NIGGAS

>>13753563
Wait, so with Poindexter fainting, or being the swashbuckler?
First one'd be funnier

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>>13753560

>didn't watch the national geographic special on the ponies of equestria

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>>13753572
how nice of that man to make a little bed for the tired bat

>>13753568
Well I'm going to make the next thread, so BLEH

beb

>>13753589
>please put me down

>>13753589
The bat is dead, anon. D-e-a-d DEAD.

>>13753594
Go for it!

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WHO'S THAT PONY?

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>>13753608
Dead tired!

>>13753619
No, just dead. The funeral is next week.

>>13753613
It is canterlot and its Spires on the mountain

>>13753613
IT'S PIKACHU

>>13753613
IT'S PIKACHU!

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>>13753608

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>>13753613

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>>13753613
It's Zubat.

>>13753623
what's that? speak up anon I can't h̙̗̹̼e͈̟̞̺a̠͉̺͍̭̥̝͡r̕ ̜̰̥̞͓̯͎͠y̷̳̼ͅo͔̫̙̣u͞
y̶̵̨͓̙̖̙̙͇o̳̮̯ͅu̸̯͍͢͡'͜͏͈̣ͅŗ͍̠̲̹̺̦̹͈͉͡e̡̢̯̼ ̛̱͙̦͕̝̩͞ͅb̡͈̣͔̝̬̣̲͇r̨̳̟̺̜̦̲e҉̴̪̰á̩̝̫͓̪̰k̞̗͍̤̹̝͞i̵҉̛͖̫̱͔̼̺͍̺͍͠n̷̶̷̥̪̜̬͝͝g҉̶̼̲͖̘̙̺ ҉̸̸̨̱̫̝͕͕̜͍̗̣̟̖͚̜͓̲̣̭͔ͅư̷̘̜̝̜͔͍̻͖͚̜̮̖͎̥̪̗̦ṕ̧̖̫̣͈͖̹͓̲̯͇͔̟̖̯̲

>>13753644
what a tasteless tombstone

>>13753569
If he really wants a kick in the teeth, Arizona Tea Energy Blend is like a punch in the heart.

>>13753636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkIBEw_K1c

Yeah the points don't matter.
Like ponies in my little pony general.

The John DeLancie BrBa episodes are on

Why is applebloom so shit

She's just a tiny applejack

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>>13753661

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>>13753672
ponies are disgusted with you

>>13753662
really? nice

>>13753684
No she's not. She's better than Applejack.

>>13753651
Twilight you need to detach! In a few second I won't be able to track you!

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If pone ponied. How would pony pone?

>>13753686
>gloomy kisses you
>her breath smells like whiskey and crusty semen
>her fur reeks of not showering
>throw up in your mouth a little

>>13753690
notice how one pony always has an expression that doesn't match the others.

>>13753549
>Drink coffee, get too wired to work effectively
>Continue trying to work, become drowsy
>Do as many push up and sit ups as you can, suddenly you're wide awake!

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>>13753694
Whoa there, Sugarcube.

pony spilled the liquor on the rug

>>13753691
It's the roughest stuff I've ever had. That includes Redline and any number of the Monster Nitrous series, which also packs a whallop depending on your frame of mind.

If you want a boost, it'll get you there, but it's not a nice trip.

http://i.imgur.com/uYATCGV.jpg

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>>13753701
poni goes in all fields

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>>13753703
>her breath smells like whiskey
Maybe.
>crusty semen
No. This is Gloomy you ultrafag.

>>13753705
It's one of the many reasons I love the show

it's like they're real

>>13753727
>you'll never cuddle with Gloomy as you're both experiencing a nice buzz from a few drinks

>>13753718
i viciously beat pony

she'll never spill anything again

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>>13753740
She seems very cuddly.

Seriously, it's John Delancie

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http://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/161694306/my-little-pony-faux-taxidermy-you-pick

wut

>>13753727
Yeah, Gloomy always freshens up after sex, and it would only be sex with you, anyway.

>>13753752
pony cries quietly in a corner for an hour

>>13753754
big ponies are good for cuddling
there's more pony to grab on to and they can also cuddle you

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>>13753742
Think this is one of my favorite batpone pics.
It's adorable.
These two will always be my top favorite.

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>>13753724
That stuff doesn't do anything for me.

This stuff though...

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Pony decides to draw you.

>>13753766
Gloomy is most monogamous pony

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>>13753742

I love that 4th one down

Just get some sleep, you morons. What would Celestia think if she caught you intoxicating yourself?

>>13753718
>>13753752
>>13753767
I'm sad now

>>13753778
That is a very pretty Rarity.

>>13753789
She'd hope it's not a habit and you're not just cramming for a test - your body needs rest and mostly knows best?

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>>13753775
Smaller pones have their own charm too.

>>13753776
I thought that guy's name was cloudskipper

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>>13753777
WHAT, THEY MAKE A CINNAMON DULCE LATTE VERSION!?!

>>13753776
>Chaser
I thought his nickname was Skippy

>>13753802
what the hell is that?

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>>13753807
>>13753812
you're right it is

>>13753778
hey man
haven you colored that rarilestia btw?

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>>13753816
A filly

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>>13753613
IT'S PIKACHU

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>>13753807
>>13753812
hue
It is.

>>13753828
WHAT THE FUCK SOMEBODY KILL IT

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>>13753829

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>>13753829
Nobody thought about this before.

She knew something was wrong as the sky began turning green. Granted that happened the last time someone had a tummy ache and a batch of Rainbow got tainted, but the emerald strobing was very definitely not par the course for Wednesday's "fresh clean sunshine, perfect for hanging linens."

Her eyes narrowed, straining to see what the Teams were up to. She held out some hope - maybe it was just a fluke, some weird fluttering of Cirrocumulus as it struck an invisible wave of magic. But even as she began to console herself of that theory, the stratus clotted from Team Delta's ministrations clotting them over the Ponyville plain, orange safety vests clear against the green. Her stomach twisted as Team Beta began the long slow updrafts black anvils of nibostratus started forming.

There was no mistaking it. A squall. She put down her coffee and doughnut and leapt, catching a riser and a growing chill in the air. A few hard wingbeats along the riser and she caught up with the nearest team. Team Delta weren't the best flyers but everyone was competent, and surely they knew the score.

She threw her voice in a boom over the whistling wind, "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

A young stallion - Dewdrop, she thought - stopped compounding the low clouds and gave her a confused look. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

Dash waved her arms to encompass the totality of the rising storm. The rain wasn't coming yet but she could practically taste it on her skin. It was a sure thing now, her wings aching to go back down to the ground. After all this time it still didn't feel "right" being up here during a breaking storm. "THE STORM? IT'S WEDNESDAY!"

The whole team stopped work to share a nervous glance. A mare with full-UV-spec goggles turned and hoarsed, "YEAH. STORM DAY."

Dash hovered dumbly, and barked "IT'S A CLEAR DAY TODAY! WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU TO MAKE A STORM?"

The team shared a few frowns now. One gruffed, "WELL -- YOU, ACTUALLY."

>>13753828
is that from the show?
which episode?

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>>13753837
Why?
They're cute little fillies

>>13753824
>a colt dressing as the princess
haha. crossdressing

ear tufts

>>13753848
pastebin, you asshole

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I have seen the end

Did

Did MLPG really create threadsona just for cuddles and waifus

Why am I reacting like this is new anyways

>>13753864
> i can't be bothered to [-]
> fanfiction
> fanfiction
> fanfiction
> implying creative

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Is Corwin dead? I've been gone for a while. What have I missed?

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>>13753860
they look fun to play with

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>>13753860
pony tufts

>>13753852
shut up! Princess Celestia is cool!

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>>13753851

These are cute little fillies

Those are unspeakable horrors from beyond the stars

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>>13753852
It's because he loves and respects the princesses so much.

Has anyone in this thread actually ever been fucked up the ass? How many gayfags actually crawl around inside our hot sweaty MLPG threads?

I'm just curious.

FUCK MY BUTT

>>13753876
>> fanfiction
>> fanfiction
>> fanfiction
>> implying creative
I didn't imply that at all
I like reading fanfiction
besides I don't have 4chanX

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>>13753871
why indeed

Pony says it's time you met pony's folks.

How does it go?

>>13753901
> implying you don't have 4chan x
> implying implications 4chan doesn't have native hiding or ducking

I don't like batponies very much

I'll just put them on the list then


THINGS I DON'T LIKE
1. Your taste in ponies
2. Smelly dicks
3. Diamond dogfuckery
4. Sergals
5. Ross
6. Satyrs
7. Bat ponies
8. Spiders

>>13753902
oh my god that tail is talking!

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>300 years later

>>13753914
it does?

>>13753912
i do not have pony's folks's blessing for pony's hand in matrimony

>>13753887
>>13753851
What if filly quest?

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>>13753896
>>13753898

I told pony I don't like drugs

>>13753828
>>13753851
Fuck my eyes
What have I witnessed

>>13753927
The new inline is supposed to, I don't know how far it goes.

>>13753883
>>13753891
I bet every colt develops a crush on Celestia at some point in his life

>>13753919
but bat pony likes you

>>13753912
>gloomy's folks are four tired guys sitting in comfy chairs with laptops
>"hey"
>"who the fuck are you"
>"hi"
>"erghmrmrmr"

>>13753931

Raisin quest was pretty much that wasn't it?

>>13753923
poor Spike, he was counting on her dying

>>13753931
What if dogequest

>>13753919
The only one I agrees with is 5. I want to fuck my spider waifu while taking it in the ass from a bat pony, thank you very much.

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>>13753923
It's actually rather cute.
>300 years
>says 10 years later

>>13753923
>>13753956
how did spike get wings

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>pinkie pie party advice

>>13753919
You sure post about how you hate sergals and satyrs a lot

Did a sergal rape your dog, did a satyr take your lunch money, or do you secretly want to fuck them? Let it out anon. Closure is better than endless frustration.

>>13753923
IS IT FROM THAT NAZI WOLF

>>13753928
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE DATING

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE ALL I WANT TO MARRY YOUR KID

A mark of one's destiny let alone fulfilled

>>13753972
>Pinkie
>Serving savories at parties and not just sweets
top kek

>>13753970
He...doesn't have wings in my pic.

>>13753972
wait isn't toothpaste, like, poisonous?

>>13753934
Poor moot.

>>13753989
seriously

>>13753989
You shouldn't eat it, that's for sure. It's not meant for consumption.

>>13753972
>eating toothpaste
>everyone at party gets the runs

Would be a good horror story to read

>>13753973
Yes, I secretly want to be a satyr and marry a pretty fluffy sergal waifu. That is obviously my problem thank you mister MLPG psychologist so much for your help I feel so happy now and love everything wow woah wow wow wow

>>13753989
>>13753998
alcohol's poisonous and you drink that

>>13753989
I think you're thinking about fluor poisoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoride_toxicity

I don't really care for the stories/quest but some of the satyr art is pretty cute

>>13754007
There, don't you feel much better now?

>>13754007
stay strong, man.

never give up on your dreams.

>>13754007
>>13753973

I love it when MLPG is helpful like that.

>>13754010
>you drink that
you don't know me, mothafucka

>>13753941
oh look at that, it does
well, I apologize for my actions and words

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>>13754022
Yeah, that's about how I feel about it.

>>13754054
Yeah, sorry I was giving you the business there. Havin' a giggle, m8.

>>13753949
I havent read or know Raisin quest, what is it about?

>>13753954
Premise?

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/dance_at_them.swf

>>13754022
I think they mostly do the stories and quests to keep an excuse for other people to draw cute pictures.

>>13754081
G-gloomy, please... you are making me kinda nervous here

>>13754081
go away hiatus horse the hiatus is almost over

>>13754067
filly goes on adventures with the CMC
and keeps saving the world and defying death

>>13754064
well, you set me straight regardless
I will no longer get mad about people posting story parts here anymore


CONTINUE YOUR STORY, CHISTERY

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57 Days

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>>13754055
I feel the same.
The whole family thing is adorable.

>>13754081
Eh, I'd marry that pony if she asked. At least we have the same interests in threads.

>>13754081
I feel like I don't get the joke

satyrs are dumb and i don't want to fuck a pony that badly

but

if i fell in love with a mare and had satyrs, i wouldn't mind.

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>>13754081

>>13754081
>Single tear

oh god ho dog

>>13754113
But then you'd have to worry when your satyrs grow up and start dating.

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>>13754113
Satyrs are adorable.

>>13754067
A low ranking Diamond Dog gets exiled for fucking a leader's bitch and needs no resort to living with ponies

Fearful and racist shenanigans happen

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YOU WAKE UP AND LUNA'S STARING AT YOU

WHAT DO

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>>13754088
You thought she just wanted to cuddle... but with her over-sized body, snuffling the life out of your body is as easy as pinching a candle out.

>>13754146
start touching myself while maintaining eye contact

dont blink

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>>13754146
Kiss on nose.

>>13753848
Dash startled badly enough her wings quit beating. She dipped a good ten feet before instinct kicked in. "WHAT?"

Voices didn't carry at all now; the wind was beating the hell out of everyone. Team Alpha must have started the loop for the storm. It wasn't raining properly yet but the mist was thickening. She bellowed in frustration, grating at one eye with a hoof. It was no use, they couldn't stop it now. With a curious turn of both forelimbs she signalled "DOWN"; it'd soon be unsafe for anyone below Alpha to be active in the storm.

They all darted away for the Weather Station - a tinker toy from this height. Dash hung back just long enough to try catching a glimpse of the flagging from the other teams, but they were too far off. Stick figures against a murky grey and still green sky. She turned back toward the station, catching the fastest Delta flyer loop around the radar dish for the break room.

The riser was disappearing and beating her wings against the wind was already getting dicey. The storm wouldn't end short of a Cloud Punch Team, and there was no getting one until this was sorted out. She tore for the station, gliding most of the way despite the cross-winds. It was all reflex by now - a curve flattening out just around town square, a long trailing down past the neon "WEATHER TEAM" sign. Dash hardly felt a thought a thing before striking hoof to the double-doors of the complex.

Her wings flickered off the dew by habit in the atrium as she steamed for the weather calendar. She KNEW this day wasn't a storm day! She wrote the damn thing herself-

She gawped. Under the fluorescent lights her handwriting streaked "STORM DAY - HAIL" for Wendesday, today. Thursday for the clear day.

//derpy.me/iisyl

streaming THIS IS THE END

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>>13754163
>holy shit
my sides

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>>13754133
>tfw no down to earth adorably excitable florist gf

>>13754098
DAILY EPISODE COUNTDOWN-TO-PREMIERE STREAM WHEN?!?!?

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>>13754177
So ask her out, you dork.

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If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

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>>13754133

>>13754188
She's not real

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>>13754177

I have seen a much, much happier Rosepone plush

That one is depressing

>>13754180
we're already past the date for that, 57 days/65 episodes

>>13754194
those hips should be illegal

jesus

>>13754207
I know right

I haven't been here for so long. Anything interesting happen over the last couple months?

>>13754206
then do 2 episodes a day

something, anything to remind us that there's a show we're supposed to watch

Will the Flower Trio return in S4? It's one of the few things I want out of S4.

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>>13754177
that feel

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>>13754195
Nothing's impossible! That's what science is all about!

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>>13754207
birth givinghips is where its at.

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>>13754226

I sure hope so

I really miss their gags

>>13754221
Shit tons of fuck

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>>13754207
THEY ARE

>>13754194
whenever I see that satyr all I can think about is how much I'll want to fuck her when she grows up

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>>13754242
my nigga

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>animation class
>decide to chat it up with a couple of people who are doing brony animations
>they're actually decent people

I want Anon to go to Equestria and have satyr daughters with pony so that I can go to Equestria later and date his satyr daughters.

pony is kill

I want to play with bat pony's ears

>>13754243
i hope there will be an episode about them starting a cult with natives in laos after they get lost in vietnam with the green berets

>>13754260
did you see their animations?

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>>13754252
You wouldn't think that if you were her dad.

>>13754241
>Spend your life researching AI
>finally program a pony waifu
>take advantage of advances in biorobotics to get her a pony body
>she has a heartbeat
>she has a real brain
>she can think and feel for herself
>she's everything you wanted
>but you still feel empty because you created her

>>13754260
Not everyone is a giant sperg

That being said, I wouldn't talk to them if they wore pony merch

>>13754260
Jalmbait pls

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>that doujin from last thread
... that was weird, I hated the art style but it was still hot

>>13754278
well yeah, obviously.
which is why I prefer to insert myself as a second-generation Anon who's around her age.

>>13754071
Is that from something? Beside the 404 generator thing, I mean?

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>>13754269
They might find that annoying.

>>13754283
Yeah, nah.
If we ever get AI that advanced I'd just have it as a chip inserted into my head that basically becomes a second mind.
Two heads are better than one, after all.

>>13754291
I swear

>I want to be anyone but myself
>I want to be anywhere but here
>I want anything but a normal girl from around here

It's mostly white americans that are preoccupied like this

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>>13754269
I'd rather play with Chrysalis' floppy bug ears

>>13754301
too bad
I'm going to run them through my fingers

>>13754310
you seem to have some underlying issues anon

>>13754307
But that's a tulpa that actually works, and that's boring.

>>13754310
I just want companionship

1st world problems, yo

>>13754283
You're still dreaming too small. You could always science away your memories of creating her.

>>13754246
I'll take that as a no.

So how much do we know about S4?

>>13754260
>you will never go to art school

orgasm worshiping

>>13754326
Hardly. I just doubled my awareness and my ability to process information just increased to exponential levels.
That's like, the opposite of boring.

>>13754310
This is hardly a new development.

>>13754275
I only caught a glimpse of one, they were doing a pony version of the Watamote OP. The other guy was screwing around with the pony puppets

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>>13754307
That they are.
You're right. He should make a second head and share his pony waifu's body.

>>13754310
The decadent modern lifestyle kind of sucks. It makes your days boring and everyone around you seems like an ass.

>Tfw your life was better when you were poor and lived in a backwater town where everyone knew each other

>>13754335
it's community college

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>gilda passing by hobopone facebook update

>>13754331
Mando gets a cameo
Another mane 6 becomes an alicorn
Applejack sings about apples
Spike and Rarity don't move past friendship
Pinkie's sister visits ponyville

if you have a refrigerator you can't complain about anything

>Being a transhumanist

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>>13754356
>double headed princess

>>13754331
There is a scene with full penetration.

>>13754331
two of the mane 6 get boyfriends, one is an interspecies relationship

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This week's BraeburnQuest session will be held on Saturday instead of Friday. Repeat, no Friday BraeburnQuest. ETA 48 hours.

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I don't think this should be making me smile

>>13754221
>>13754331
Comics have been fun. No news on the show beyond those animated storyboards from a good while back, I think, and the nov 23rd date.

>>13754376
Actually, scratch that, I do vaguely recall hearing stuff about those last three, can someone less dead-on-their-feet remember the sources for those?

>>13754367
I never lived in a place where everyone knew each other.

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>>13754380
Why wouldn't you be? Don't you want an upgrade?
Your body is so squishy and weak.

It's not going to be just cybernetic changes either.

>>13754167
Dash shook her head. Maybe she'd just forgotten the week's order. Her face burned with frustration; the whole Delta Team would think she just wasn't paying attention. Still, a little nagging snatched at her. Didn't the morning news have a bunch of activities for playing with your foal on a bright spring day?--

"Oh no," she whispered, "OH NO."

Her hoof bolted to the stapled public copy. WEDNESDAY - CLEAR DAY. With growing dread it rolled down the list of public events - Fabrege Egg Festival, Town Square Patio. Marzipan Mansion Competition, Apple Acres Annex. Young Flyers Remedial Class, School grounds. "Expectant Mothers Wellness Water Classes," Ponyville Public Pool, OUTDOORS. All outdoors, all right now.

The rain was already rolling on the roof, and the phone was beginning to blare in the break room. She snaked down her head in shame walking in and plopping on the couch. The peals of thunder weren't nearly as bad as hearing it taken off the hook by her supervisor, the concerned mumbles, the way he yelped, "HOW many waters broke?!"

Marzipan melted, sensitive Pegasi students terrified of trying to fly, fabrege eggs shot through by golfball-sized hail -- the calls kept coming. The maternity ward was put on speed-dial for "proper and thorough apologies" while the florist was dispatched round after round of apology bouquets. Threats of lawsuits were eased with expensive fabrege repair services by a specialist in Canterlot, docked - pointedly - from Rainbow Dash's pay.

Her supervisor's disdain for her was plain every time he shot a glance, phone horn buried in his ear. As the thunder rolled on he became increasingly willing to "pay for it all," making tick after tick on her growing inventory. Dash's head snaked lower and lower until it rested on the table.

Dash bit into her doughnut and nursed her coffee. She was in no mood for hanging linens, but "hanging" came to mind.

>>13754392
>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND PRINCE FIDO
>TOGETHER FOREVER

>>13754286
I can't even go by that rule anymore. Some people can just pull it off somehow. One of my coworkers is a pretty cool and good looking guy that everyone at work loves to be around. He's got his own kind of style and charm that just makes you love him.

But then he completely caught me off guard by coming in on his day off to chat it up and wearing a vinyl scratch shirt. Apparently he's also a big flutterfag too. All that but an pretty together guy.

I guess it's like any social situation, like telling jokes. Some people can tell them, some people can't.

>>13754356
u-unf

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>>13754417
S4 animatic and this tweet

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>>13754380
I'm moving to equestria and you cant stop me DAD.

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>>13754422
My EMPs and specialized biotech warfare says get fucked nerd

>>13754417
I haven't heard anything about the Spike/Rarity thing, someone else elaborate.

>>13754398
Gotcha. Hopefully I'll make this one, missed last week's.

>>13754435
appearances are the most deceiving thing

>>13754444
That sure is one pretty pony.

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>>13754381
It's my fetish. Sorry.

To anyone who wants the pastebin, here's STORM DAY.

http://pastebin.com/GvLj28KN

>>13754446
>tfw half my co-workers are rednecks and have expressed their desire to beat the shit out of someone with cybernetic implants if they ever get the chance

>>13754444
>Burgerstan is not a real country.

>>13754446
>biotech warfare
As if this somehow isn't already a problem? DARPA's already working on ways to genetically modify soldiers to the point where chemical agents are just filtered out or neutralized by the body.

>>13754310
so you're given a choice

you can give up this life to live as a human in equestria with no guarantees on the future

or you can remain where you are with the promise that you'll live a safe, if unexceptional, life and eventually settle with an average partner

which route do you take, anonymous

the clock is ticking

>>13754470
Your co-workers are good Samaritans

https://derpibooru.org/435803

>>13754260
CORWIN IS THAT YOU

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>>13754444
Equestria would be fun to visit now and then, but I'd much rather my pony gf move here to earth. all my stuff is here and Equestria doesn't have internet yet. Also, she should wear more clothes.

>>13754470
Jelly.

A cyborg is going to taser them with his penis.

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>>13754444
>tfw you will never smuggle black market candies into Equestria

>>13754478
The more exciting choice, of course

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I would like Spike to move past his crush on Rarity and find a filly to crush on for bit, if not just for one episode.
I feel like they've done all they can do with the gags between those two.
Having him crush on someone his own age or someone his age crushing on him would not only be adorable, but it would maybe open up more opportunities for humor.
And episode where some obsessive filly trying to get Spike to like her would be rad.

>>13754468
Thanks Chister-blister!

>>13754487
Probably Klondork

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Meanwhile in an alternate universe equestria rock farm...

>>13754487
No. Just an unsavory creature.

>>13754192
why would someone pinch Spock's neck?
why is Spock's neck so sensitive?

>>13754470
And then when it's more than just a fancy looking robotic eye or clunky robotic arm they get every bone in their bodies broken.

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>>13754488
pony cannot be your gf

>>13754482
#wow

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>>13754482
yesssssssssssssssss, this is what i was hoping for all a long

the dick is ugly but i still love it

>>13754417
Ah yes, the comics. Where can I read these?

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>>13754478
Mystery box!

MYSTERY BOX!

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>>13754503

>>13754495
Search your feelings, you know there is going to be a CMC/Spike episode, you just need to figure out which CMC it's going to be.

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>>13754488

>she should wear more clothes

How terrible

Equestria it is then

>>13754492
Rainbow Dash

#1
What is the purpose of your trip?: ”I'm going to the Wonderbolts show.”
Duration of stay?: ”One week.”
Present tickets to show: ”I, uhm, it's... uh...”
Present tickets to show or you will be sent home: [Rainbow presents ticket for 'Personal Spitfire Slave #1'] ”All right, fine! Here!”
[Stamp accept] Enjoy your stay.

Hats?

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>>13754511
Shut up mom! She's a nice person and we don't need your approval. Stop being so racist!

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>>13754539
I was just about to play that

>>13754491
>>13754509
The way they talked made it seem like they'd all pile in a pickup and hit the streets as some sort of roving band of warriors that are the last bastion of sanity for 'Muricca.