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Cute mail ponies edition!

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>>13747077
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Rank the Mane 6 in order of youngest to oldest, based on the show.
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>>13749926
I have no fucking clue.
Except that Fluttershy is older than Pinkie, or something.
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>>13749926
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>>13749926
We can't do that but Fluttershy is older than Dash and Pinkie.
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>>13749926
Rarity
AJ
Fluttershy
Dash
Pinkie
Twilight
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>>13749926
I think they're all born within the same two or three years, with rarity and fluttershy being the oldest and pinkie and dash being among the youngest

And they're all in the pony equivalent to their 20s
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>>13749938
What would you put their ages at? Early to mid twenties maybe?
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Reposting this in the new thread
https://soundcloud.com/tayzonday/my-little-pony-friendship-is
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>>13749955
Ah, yes. That's the word of god, isn't it?
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>>13749965
Is that what Meghan said?
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>>13749955
Applejack - 21
Twilight Sparkle - 20
Rarity - 20
Fluttershy - 19
Pinkie Pie - 18
Rainbow Dash - 17
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>>13749973
Faust, if I remember right. In response to a DA comment.
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Twilight switches places with Clover at one point to sabotage his work with Friendship magic, creating a time loop that secures her future as a princess.
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>>13749975
(That's everything)
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>>13749975
I pirate vidya because is fun.
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>>13749912

I like that mail stallion

I hope we see him again
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>>13749926
This is all we know.
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>>13749974
>fluttershy
excellent
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>>13749975
PIRATES ARE COOL
PIRATES ARE COOL
NECKBEARDS
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Discuss this butt.
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>>13749988
We have two mail stallions now.
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>>13750000

I'd rather knot
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>>13750000
Post a better butt, dweeb.
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>>13749988
How did you know it was my birthday!?
GO AWAY OUR REAL FRIEND IS COMING.
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>>13749955
Why is "old enough to live on their own and have jobs, but not to be considered fully adults" such an obscure definition?
I'm perfectly content with it.
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pony spent all of your macca reincarnating after repeated gameovers in smt4
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>age discussion
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>>13750006
3, actually. The tall one with the birthday cake in the Last Roundup, the mail stallion that mail the book to Twilight in the finale, and that stallion you quote.
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>>13750006

Actually we have 3!
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>>13750000
It's too early in the thread to go full butts already.
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>We will never have a season opener as good as Return of Harmony or a finale as good as Best Night Ever
It's Meghan and Twily's fault.
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>>13750031
B-Butt mah q-quads
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>>13750008

>you will never tickle her paws until she swats as your hands like a cat
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I'm bored, someone should stram some movie
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>>13750027
What scene/episode is this from?
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>>13750020
I WANT TO KISS THAT NECK
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>>13750031
speak for yourself. faggot
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>>13750037
Here's what I think of them
>>>/b/
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>>13750046

Putting your hoof down, Fluttershy vs the mail pony
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>>13750027
Poor stallion.
Not even helped out there.
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>>13750011
Because there's nothing to suggest that they aren't adults, and there's plenty to suggest that they are, plenty in form of every single background pony implying that anyone of an average age is of the exact same looks and size of the main 6 and the fact that many of them have jobs and live completely or almost completely alone.
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>>13750046
Everyone becomes an asshole: the episode 2: electric boogaloo
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>>13750046
Looks like the one where that bull reveals Fluttershy's true nature.
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>>13750047
Me too
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>age discussion
>suddenly people are hurling HUMAN AGES at ponies
Why does this irritate me so
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>>13750067
Nope, it's just Worst Pony becomes an assshole, also >>13750068
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>>13750062
>>13750068
Ah
i only watched that one once.
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>>13750075
It's not as much age as much what their human equivalent would be. At this point it's completely impossible to estimate their ages in the show.
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>>13750023
>>13750027
shit nigga
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>>13750006
>>13750023
Care package is the cutest one though.
But they all need more art.
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>>13750069
Ah, forget the kissing, I want to take a sword and fight to her side.
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>>13750075
Year is the amount of time a planet takes to go around its sun

Nobody said they age and orbit at the same rate as us, just how many arbitrary units they've plowed through

a 20 year old pony could be as old as a 50 year old human who the fuck knows
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>>13750063

Actually the other mail pony showed up and pulled him out!
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>>13750075
They're really not much different from humans.
Especially considering they're based on humans.
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>>13750099
>Fluttershy in charge of not being worst pony
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>>13750092
While kissing her neck?
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>>13750092

I want to show Equestria about guns

swords are so barbaric
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>>13750093
>a 20 year old pony could be as old as a 50 year old human
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>>13750064
Their very characters, the dialogue and the maturity they show. They're still young adults.
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>not considering the fact that EQG is canon

Based on EQG, all the ponies are high schoolers.

Prove me wrong.
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>>13750078
>only watching Iron Will's episode
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>>13750115
Of course they are young adults. Young adults are adults though.
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I'm not sexually attracted to ponies anymore. They're nothing but innocent in my eyes.

I achieved this by watching season 1 three times in a row

You should try it
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>>13750128
it's an alternate universe.

Done.
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>>13750129
wut
perhaps you should read my post again
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>>13750109
What if you could use magic? That would be badass.

Oh, actually, I really like the idea that humans are immune to magic while in Equestria.

>>13750108
That comes after. To celebrate the victory.
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>>13750139
I became sexually attracted to ponies by watching season 1 three times in a row.
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>>13750128
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/26/435570__safe_princess+luna_princess+celestia_comic_moon_funny_sun_artist-colon-ap0st0l.jpg
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>>13750109
They have tanks.
It's not a stretch to assume other firearms.
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>>13749914
>tfw no more teen silver spoon
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>>13750128

>>13750142
EG introduced HUGE canonical inconsistencies to the show if you assume that they are the exact same age. It introduced huge canon inconsistencies either way, but if you assume that, then it's more. So you have to assume that their ages in EG are completely different.
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>>13750148
Eh, to each their own, but I've always felt that was a pretty lousy idea.

Especially since they've since shown that humans are vulnerable to magic.
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>>13750128
twilight was transformed into a teenage human

all of that, including her human fetish went away when she went back through the mirror.
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>>13750128

>EG
>canon

And there are a ton of people in their mid to early 20s who could still pass for highschool students.
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>>13750051
>Trixie will never call you "stud"
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>>13750139
Sexual attraction is okay, as long as you think of them as pure and you want to keep pure for your waifu. Masturbating to them is so filthy.
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>>13750160

They've also mentioned bullets, but I like to hold off on assuming things from words.

>>13750148

I like that idea too, if only because it makes humans vs. ponies much more fun to discuss.
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>>13750172
EG is canon though. But it's an alternate universe so it really doesn't count in age discussion.
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>>13750168
You mean the EQG? I haven't watched it.
Plus I'm not even sure those are human beings.
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Pone has been bad
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>>13750169
>including her human fetish

She just thought humans were attractive like any normal pony would, but she still finds ponies attractive, too.

Really, ponies are quite open-minded about attraction.

Would you be able to endure a three-way relationship with a pony and a diamond dog?
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>>13750174
>trixie will never shove her damp sock in your mouth and then sit on your face
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>>13750184
They aren't.
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>>13750142
>>13750169
Like that is an excuse. They talk like high schoolers, they act like high schoolers, and the Shining Armor Comic shown us that high schoolers look like regular size ponies. Why are you denying the fact?
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>>13750093
Which just makes using human ages even more irrelevant than they already were from our lack of knowledge of a typical pony lifespan and developmental milestones.
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>>13750156
>tag: funny

Huh?
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>>13750148
i like the idea that humans are actually magical beings handicapped by earth's severe shortage of free mana/"living" gods, and when they enter equestria they suddenly have clerical powers or something

since MLP is kind of mythological you could say "oh we were once able to summon pillars of fire from our gods but now they have forsaken us, let's go to equestria where there are some fresh batteries to tap"
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>>13750193
>they act like high schoolers
But they've got jobs and everything.
Unless all the episodes actually take place during holidays, and the ponies are actually working temporarily.
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>tfw you will never be MT's hairy bf
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>>13750188
Her brain was transformed into a human brain, giving her an attraction to humans. Our attraction to each other is hard wired.
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>>13750092
>go as Vito and Wilhelm to a week-long convention
>each day add more and more beard
>final day, full-bearded-glory
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>>13750177

Not only did they mention bullets, but pinkie runs around with a cannon and we have seen 2 different style of modern combat helmet in the show, as well as pony cammo fatigues

Ponies confuse me greatly
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>>13750189
That's just gross.
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>>13750240
I know, isn't it hot?
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>>13750231
Perfect.
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>>13750248
No!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8XN7eoZr0Y

Bootiful
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>>13750215
They don't show the ponies at work, silly. That would be boring. Can you imagine watching Applejack bucking apples and working on the farm for the whole episode? Or watch Rarity tailor a dress or hours at end? Or hell, watch Twilight read a book all day? BORING.
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>>13750236
Maybe all of them are like the Swiss guard.
They are look like a medieval bunch with spears and shit like that but when you attack, bam SIG SG 552 IN THE FACE
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>>13750236
It's not like they're strangers to war, it was one of the first disasters to spring to Twilight's mind in IAT
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>>13750227
Nope.
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>>13750261
Come on, don't you want Trixie to rub her crusty socks against your face while teasing your frenulum with a finger?
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>>13750227
Her pony brain was attracted to humans just fine, that doesn't mean she has a fetish for them.
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>>13750279
Yep. Pony twilight isn't interested in humans in the least.
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>>13750283
>with a finger
Immersion ruined.
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>>13750236
>taking gags as world building material

I bet you think ponies actually get drunk with salt
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>Amazonian
>Hyper-Breasts
>Sexually Forward
http://pastebin.com/pKJ4WA93
Muh dikkkk
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>>13750274

I wish the show wasn't such a stereotypically inconsistent piece of shit children's show, it makes worldbuilding so hard.

>bullets, tanks, swords, spears, arrows, mention of war
>only real battle we've seen was fought with pies
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>>13750264
>Can you imagine watching Applejack bucking apples and working on the farm for the whole episode?
Yeah, that would be so craycray!
Although I wouldn't mind a Twilight-as-librarian episode, but I think that MMC tossed that away completely
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>>13750297
>they don't
What you see is what you get as far as canon is concerned.
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>>13750283
God no! I don't have your sick fetishes!
I just want to fuck a sultry mare who knows she's hot!
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>>13750295
Pony socks would be caked in dirt, mud, and shit.

I guess if you want THAT kinda crust on the socks on your face, you can go for it.
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>>13750310
That little Twilight is so cute.
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>>13750279
What he said is fairly reasonable. It's possible that she'd still want to fuck EGhumans after turning back into a pony, but attraction within a species is generally biologically predisposed to an extent, so if nothing else it was amplified by being one of them. That is assuming biology of our world can be extended to Equestria and that clusterfuck where EG took place.
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>>13750269
>get in equestry with a few handguns
>think they don't have any weapons
>BOW DOWN TO ME PONIES FOR I HAVE FIREARMS
>The royal guard snicker a bit
>then they fill you with so much lead that your corpse is used to make pencils
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>>13750297

>gags

When there is no "world building material" its what you see is what you get, as >>13750312 says
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>>13750330
Pencils use graphite. Not lead.
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>>13750307
>world building
>With McCarthy
Don't get your hopes up
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Ponies "hanging around".
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>>13750294
False
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>>13750351

What if only half the pone is hanging
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>>13750307
early days of the show were the best time for world building
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>>13750368
They count.
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>>13750326
It's as reasonable as dolphins having regularly having sex with non-dolphins, anyway.
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>>13750351
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>>13750370
They were because the developing was tight as fuck.
You can do this this and that
You cannot do this this and that
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Guys what if rocket powered ponies?
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>>13750370
When you have a blank slate...
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>>13750077
>Nope, it's just Worst Pony becomes an assshole, also >>13750068
its okay ano, not everyone needs to watch the episode or anything
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>>13750407
Might aswell give it rollerskates aswell.
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>>13750407
It would be a blast.
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>>13750401
I wanna see snails having sex with applejack.
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>>13750403
and now world building relies on gags
not even the comics are helping
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>>13750410
Do you have one for the ponies?
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>>13750407
I say why not?
Science can never go too far.
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>>13750330
>go to equestria with missiles
>missile defense systems pop out of the mountains

>show up with a brand new laptop
>twilight opens up her clunky looking diagnostics machine and pulls out a similarly advanced computer that was just hooked up with equestrian USB

>show up with a sonic jet
>pony has that too, she uses it for trips to faraway kingdoms when the team of pegasi are sick and she's short on time
>same with high powered land and sea vehicles

>ponies are just as advanced as us
>they just think it's bad for their society so they keep it to a minimum
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>>13750403
The worldbuilding left when Lauren tried to tell us that Celestia and Luna weren't the Gods of the world like they have clearly been made

She abandoned the careful worldbuilding and made everything shit
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>>13750416
It's okay anon, not everyone needs to be butthurt over the truth.
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>>13750429

Only if it's super shlong snails
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>>13750432

It was last thread
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>>13750449
it's okay anon, not everyone needs to not be retarded
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>>13750431
Comics are only making things worse, because the comics dare to explore things the show doesn't or can't, but they are half-assed so bullshit like the common ponies living for many hundred years happens.
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>>13750466
That happened on the show first.
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>>13750448
"God" is nothing but a position of power. Christians and ancient greeks had different ideas of "god".

>christian god: ONLY ONE, HE MADE EVERYTHING
>other gods: really powerful and have domain over this thing

Celestia can still be a god, just not according to hasbro because christians
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>>13750410
Is the drop off related to the movie?
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>>13750460
>>13750416
>what are jokes
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>>13750466
That's in the show too
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>>13750448
Lauren's word hasn't been relevant since she left, that's a long time to change your mind.
Disregard everything she has had to say since mid-2011
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>>13750477
>dat gif
S-stop
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>>13750472

I think directly after the movie they changed directors/writers
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>>13750483
That's how she created them, though. They're not gods.
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>>13750466
DYEWTS?
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>>13750471
Ancient gods were the best
>Well lighting struck that farmer
>ONLY EXPLANATION IS THAT THE GUYS THAT CONTROL THEM ARE HUGE DICKS
>LET'S WORSHIP THEM MORE
>THEN LET'S WRITE STORIES ABOUT HOW THEY TRANSFORM IN SWANS AND RAPE VIRGINS

When is the last time God transformed in a bull, raped someone and then transformed that someone in a shirt so his wife can't fine that someone?
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>>13750505
The 70's
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>>13750470
>>13750478
>>13750500

If you are referring to granny smith, it wasn't implying that it reached thousands. Before the Celestia comic, it was assumed to be much closer to 100 than 1000, I don't remember what they said exactly, but it wasn't a stupidly long time.
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>>13750505
>stories include a son that is half god and is also a dick/hero somehow
They were at least legitimately interesting to read
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>>13750478

But if common ponies lived for hundreds of years

and we assume a steady rate of reproduction as is implied from the young characters in the show

and ponies do not suffer wide spread and intense predation

Shouldn't Equestria be completely and hopelessly overcrowded with thousands of years of nigh immortal ponies making babies in the same area?
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>>13750505

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg
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>>13750505
>And then his brother killed him and ripped him to pieces
>but then his wife found all the pieces and rebuild him
>except the penis
>he made a solid gold one as a replacement and then jerked it off till he resurrected
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>>13750505
well in the old testament it says that you're allowed to kidnap a woman from another village, keep her in a room for 30 days and then have sex with her after those 30 days

also if you rape a woman it's ok if you pay her father a dowry of 50 silver pieces and she is now considered your property
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>>13750460
Explain how anyone who is not Fluttershite is an asshole in that episode.
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>>13750471
>>13750505

Ancient Greeks had different ideas about gods, too. The "unified pantheon" was really a hodgepodge of tons of different local cults mashing up stories and raising and lowering the ranks of their gods because of power politics, really. Some of those stories were just local legends corrupted so that the head honchos would be read as more in control; Zeus only fucks as many mortals as he does because he's a stand-in for "lesser" gods that originally did whatever act before their cults were subsumed.
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>>13750517
Keep denying.
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>>13750517
The comic never implied that Inkwell lived for thousands of years.
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>no consistent lore or world building
>animation is decent at best
>plots are predictable and boring
>dialogue is average
>characters are stereotypical and and bland
>songs are mindbogglingly stupid

Can someone tell me why do people even bother with this show still?
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>>13750517
Not close to 100
HUNDREDS OF YEARS
HUNDREDS
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>>13750522
I think at least that one thing can be explained. Ponies very rarely have children.
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>>13750522
>new colt ponders
I wonder what that colt is thinking.
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>>13750477
>that picture

It's not gay they have a vagina
It's not furry because it's not sexual

Wait fuck
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>>13750537
I don't care.
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>>13750536
The battle shown was Luna's banishment. Or at least, it was implied to be.
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>>13750522
They settle elsewhere.
Also pegasi can go wherever they want, not necessarily Equestria either.
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replacethedark134 12 seconds ago

I used to like MLP... until it became extremely popular. EVERYONE is a brony now. It's hard to find someone that's not. :p
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>>13750559
You keep saying that things were implied but I don't see any actual proof
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>>13750541

But we know that is not true. 50% of the main characters have siblings, and of those one has multiple.
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>>13750536
It did, Luna was attacking Canterlot or are we going to pretend her nightmare creatures, fog, and silhouette were just mountains again?
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>>13750522
Ponies only ever reproduce in decades-apart breeding seasons

Duh
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>>13750539
Yeah, which left the window open for assuming that they meant 2-400. Which doesn't cause inconsistencies. The comic suggested that 1000 years is all fine, which does cause issues, more specifically a third of the population of equestria was apparently alive when the whole NMM incident happened and no one had any idea about it in the pilots.
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>>13750537
I actually just come here to laugh at you.

HA JA JA HA JA!
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>>13750573
>50%
Pinkie, AJ, Rarara and Twilight.
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>>13750577
and celestia could have extended her life with magic
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>>13750559
What? Where? No.
The moon spirits were always around, or at least it doesn't imply what you think it does.
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>>13750573
...MAGIC
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>>13750537
I come around because the ponies are cute and the people here aren't the most terrible on 4chan.
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>>13750573
If you assume that they live seriously fucking long, then the age difference between Rarity and Sweetie could be around 50-100 years easily.
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>>13750537
because it entertains me
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>>13750537
>plots are predictable and boring

Hey, we can have fun too you know
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>>13750577
>Luna was attacking Canterlot

[citation needed]
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>>13750577
>Luna was attacking Canterlot
find the exact line of celestia stating this for me will you?
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>>13750527
Oh boy, where should I begin?
Take you pick:
>Swindling ponies
>"Yeah im telling a story, so fuck off, im not moving"
>Use violence to get your way
>Lol I'm going to cut you i8n line
>but dont defend yourself or you'll be a monster ;)
>"Oh even though you taught me to be assertive, I dont need to pay you, lol"
>The really drab and depressing color palette of the episodes
Want me to go on?
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>>13750592

Oh he, I completely forgot about Pinkie, you are right. More than 50% then, and 2 with multiple siblings
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>>13750522
The only very long-lived ones seem to be the ones in Canterlot in proximity to Celestia, while Granny Smith appears to be something of an anomaly -- how many people do you know who know your great-great grandfather?

Maybe it's her exposure to the Zap Apples?
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>>13750605
There's a silhouette that kinda resembles Luna
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>>13750614
Read the comic brony.
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>>13750605
>>13750616
Luna's siloulette with the wrong crown was shown, and furthermore and much more importantly, the dialogue of Celestia very strongly implied that it was specifically Luna's banishment because eternal night.
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>>13750577
oh man, this bait is so godamn obvious.

Well then, mr.smartguy: you have exactly half an hour to find where nightmare moon ever wore a crown in the show. Remember, the timeline definetly lines up with being before luna's redemtion considering the age differences between Inkwell and, say, Twilight.
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>>13750577
Show us.
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>>13750618
nigga's cute.
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>>13750523
This is so good.
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>>13750616
Not the guy. Trying to find the panel, but it's pretty clearly someone with a crown and two pony-ears.

It MIGHT be Crysalis or something.
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>>13750618
>>13750632

too bad they're going to be retconed to death
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>>13750639
you're mom is going to be reconed to death
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GJ6mMxLw

is it bad I like this song?
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>>13750630
THAT LOWER LEFT SILHOUETTE IS CLEARLY LUNA

YOU CAN TELL BY THE CROWN THAT LOOKS LIKE CELESTIA'S
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>>13750621
It's great grandfather.
Not really that kind of anomaly really.
My great grandmother is still alive and my other great grandmother died like 2 years ago
And Granny was a filly back then.
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>have the slightest interest in the diaper fetish
>decide to check out their forums

hooooooooooly shit these people are a bunch of freaks
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>>13750628

>Luna's banishment

She was nightmare moon when she was banished, though. And when Celestia fought her, according to the show itself.

The silhouette seen in the attacking army was wearing a crown/tiara type thing and not Nightmare Moon's helmet.

Its kind of confusing
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>>13750637
It's not, it's meant to be Luna of course. Much better proof is Celestia talking about eternal night being the result of losing that specific fight, but you have to be pretty moronic to consider the shape in >>13750630 to be anything other than Luna. The crown doesn't match of course, but the artists don't actually pay too much attention to this shit.
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>>13750630
Y'know, reading the entire page, in context, Celestia is looking at the mural from the front when the flashback begins (i.e the framing device is behind Celestia's head, as in, celestia is looking at the mural and is remembering the events, hence the siloheutte is possibly celestia looking at the painting while the flashback kicks in)
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>>13750617
Half of this is a load of irrelevant crap and the other half are minor inconveniences any sane person would solve with words, not slapping people around.
I'm going to assume you beat people up when they try to cut you in line then.
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comics aren't canon
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>>13750636

I love the Brad Neely.

China, IL isn't that great, but the web stuff is always hilarious.
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>>13750662
YOU DON'T SAY!?
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>>13750630
>>13750667
I thought that silhouette was supposed to be Celestia staring at the tapestry and it transitioning to the scene in her memory.

It just doesn't work as well when it's not animated.
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>>13750651
There's also that flowy mane
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wHAT IF rAINBOW dASH KICKED A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER?
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>>13750685

Yeah I think you and the other anon are correct.

If you look at how they draw Celestia's Tiara in the comic, then look at the silhouette its pretty much identical
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>>13750692
you mean like celestia's flowing mane?
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>>13750648
>is it bad if you like that song
no
>is it bad if you personal blog about something not related to ponies on the mlp show discussion thread
yes
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>>13750630
Read the words.
It's not consistent with what little we know and Luna is not mentioned, it's always "they"
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>>13750667
NMM and Luna are the same entity at the time, that's irrelevant. What matters is Celestia's dialogue and the moon creatures. Both, on their own, would be solid proof that it was the battle with NMM, combined there isn't really anything left for speculation.
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>>13750710
How do you know they're the moon creatures? They don't look the same as they did in the Nightmare Rarity issues, and they're never referred to as such.
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it's funny because Season 4 two parter is goign to be coming aroudn to show Nightmare Moon flashback anyway, so in like two months time the show will either valify his opinion or tell him to go eat shit

my bets are Nightmare moon pulling a Malificent
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>>13750698
Then she is exposing herself to the danger zone.
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Celestia probably has a "no humans going through the mirror" policy and sends everyone back if they find a way in, or "no humans living in equestria" and turns people into ponies if they want to stay, which opens them up to the magic of friendship and lets them integrate into pony society proper

Would you let her change who you were for a chance with your waifu? Even if you would become a totally different person?
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>>13750683
i always wish the community for the fetish i like was filled with mature normal well adjusted mentally stable people who have an actual normal life outside of the fetish.

but it just never happens.
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>>13750698
What if your mom orbited my dick
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>>13750718
>it's funny because Season 4 two parter is goign to be coming aroudn to show Nightmare Moon flashback anyway
Really? Do we know that for sure?
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>>13750678
hell yeah I do, you dont?
Lol what a beta fag
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>>13750703
I still struggled to see anything resembling Luna, until >>13750692 made see what could be a flowy mane.
I was adamant in saying that had shit to do with Luna, now I'm not entirely sure anymore, hmm.
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>>13750731

Yep.

We get to see her actual transformation too
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>>13750710
>moon creatures

so what, all creatures of darkness somehow come from the moon now? There couldn't POSSIBLY be any lurking around in the kingdom, especially, lets say, inside a giant, unused mine that got it's digging operations stopped abruptly for SOME reason, which we saw in Canterlot wedding...?
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>>13750702
Isabelle is super adorbs
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>>13750740
I know the animatic but it was confirmed it's the season premier? Or a two parter?
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>>13750740
I feel like this is the only way they could keep the whole fandom on the show with the whole twilycorn thing
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>>13750740
This will either be great or hot shit.
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How does pony deal with their crippling social anxiety?
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Reminder that Scootaloo will not, and should not, fly in her episode and will earn her cutie mark in season 4.
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>>13750731
Yeah. It's up in the air if it's just some kinda memory spell for the purpose of a flashback, though.
>>13750746
That's getting a little crazy, man.
You should recognize that and keep going, because it sounds awesome
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>>13750731
It's in one of the animatics

the luna transforming into nightmare moon ones has S04E0! in the corner, and by the animatic timestamp it's close to the end of that particular episode, so logically it must be a cliffhanger to the next part, hence it is a two parter
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>>13750726
>community built around a fetish
>normal people
>ever
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>>13750750

Oh, as for being the premier or not that I do not know with any certainty
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>>13750750
>>13750771

People are calling it the premiere because the timecode labels it as 401.
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>>13750750
in the video corner, it shows that it is episode 1
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>>13750758
Pony doesn't.
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>>13750231
Which one is which? I read their whole kickstarter page and never figured out who's who, and it's not like the short has dialogue....
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pony thinks smt bosses are artificially difficult and too rng based
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>>13750667
why does it seem the NMM spirit is so easily defeated every time.

but that one time luna was forced to suffer the torture of banishment to the moon for 1,000 years. and during that time celestia became the rule of equestria. it is pretty shady.

what if you find out luna was first in line to be queen and jealous unwise teenage girl celestia thought it was a good idea to summon the NMM spirit to earth into luna to get rid of her.
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>>13750784
Take your sergals and other furry OCs back to /art/ and tgchan please
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>>13750784

>every monster gal I like on one line

how convenient
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>>13750784
Interesting. ...What does Dangerous mean in this context?
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>>13750783
yeah, and it's not that unreasonable to assume it will be a two parter.
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>>13750723
God no, I'd slay her and rule equestria with an iron fist in the name of some god I just made up.

Ealeneyst
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>>13750714
They do, >>13750703 just conveniently didn't post the panels where they do. Also note shadows that formed them, and the dark clouds that are much alike to those we've seen on the moon.
>>13750746
Also, again, there's no reason to assume that. They fit fairly well into the nightmare theme, both in regards of looks and actions and intentions, and that is something we know for a fact happened. Introducing a new event just for the sake of introducing a new event is stupid, and that's exactly what alternate explanations are doing in this case.
>yeah but what if they were american tourists drawn stylistically to represent the opression of native africans
No, why would that be the case when there's this perfectly fine explanation? Aside from the part that it implies that ponies live for 1000+ years, but that's something the writers clearly haven't thought about for a split second, thus not invalidating the scenario.
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>>13750537
For the porn.

Anyone who haven't ERPed at least once has no reason to even watch this show.
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>>13750760
>Cutie Mark
Never as long as it's the last season
>Fly
If they don't go for the disabled metaphor, she will.
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>>13750817
>shadows that formed that

That makes it sound like they're more shadow monsters than moon creatures.
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>>13750799

You know, I never thought about Celestia actually spreading cake icing on her ponut and then covering it in rainbow sprinkles.

But now that I have, I want to fap to it.
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>>13750817
>pegasus flapping their wings as a shield

dumbest shit ever
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>>13750760
She'll fly. It's a kid's show.
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>>13750807
Rape
Hard vore
Torn orifices
STDs
Unskilled with using kitchen knives
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>>13750824
The moon creatures live in the dark and in shadows and dark clouds, or rather lived when Nightmare was around.
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>>13750832
What if she can't fly and instead gets sweet robot flying parts
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>>13750806
>every monster gal I like on one line
When there's five packed onto a line, it's easy. I'm glad the scales are tipped towards friendly.
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>>13750824
But the moon creatures were kinda like living shadows. Sadly, we don't know a lot about what they actually are, do we?
I was a bit skeptical too, but I think that may seal the deal for me.
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>>13750824

Sounds like an army heavy with dark magic and crap
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>>13750832
50$ she'll almost fly, it's implied that she can fly and she just takes her time and prefers the scooter
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*knocks cactus over*
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>>13750831
>Pegasi are capable of producing hurricane force winds
>Using them to help blow away some of the projectiles or slow them down
>stupid as shit
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>>13750844

But I like the middle line
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>>13750849
oh man, I hope Sombra pops up in the comics
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>>13750849
...I'd let Sombra fuck me
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>>13750800
GG drew a sergal? Where?
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>>13750817
Yes, and thats the problem: Chronologically, it's a fucking clusterfuck.

A alternate alterpration could be: the shiloette we saw WAS celestia reminsing, and the shadows attacking ARE techincally moon shadow demon things, BUT the shadows litterally haunted the kingdom for years like a bandit horde so Nightmare Moon's return probably drew up the remenents power, hence why the Nightare Moon that was fought in Season 01 is weaker than the one in legends (because the dark powers had pissed away their efforts futily attacking Canterlot on their own, leaving less power for Nigthmare Moon to eventually draw on when she inevitably returned)
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>>13750760
the VAs are getting older. the CMC will have to grow up
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>>13750813
The time codes also put the transformation at the end of the episode; it's in the 20 minute mark, whereas, like, the superheroes bit is from the 5 minute mark.
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I LOVE PRETTY PINK MARES, THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!
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>>13750858
but thats not how wings work at all. you cant blow the air behind you.
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>>13750868
He's confirmed as dead as fucking dead.
Unless there's a comic about how he bypassed the crystal heart long ago it ain't happening.
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>>13750875
so would toilet sprinkle
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>>13750855

excuse me?
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>>13750887
Are you a pegasus? Do you have firsthand experience on how magical ponies work? can I pet you?
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>>13750882
if you dont get the reference that is a pretty creepy song


oh wait its still creepy even if you know
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>>13750895
>inb4 "Who is that OC?"
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>>13750895
O really like this ship
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>>13750903
FUCK OFF HE'S MINE AND TOGETHER WE'LL FLY TO EQUESTRIA LIKE MEGHAN DID IN G1
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>>13750893
that's what I meant, nerd
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>>13750908
Well, who is she?
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>>13750868

Me too, if only because it means we may get to see adorable crystal pones in comic form

>>13750893

Yes he is thoroughly exploded. That would not stop them from using him in a flashback pertaining to any sort of crystal empire based story though.
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>>13750895
Those are interesting OCs
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>>13750875
I'd let femSombra fuck me a 'fem' Sombra would be fine too
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>>13750879
Well it's not really a clusterfuck, it's just stupid. The only actual issues that come up from this are
- why did nobody remember Luna/NMM
- just how in the name of fuck do ponies mature so slowly, how can they be around for so long learning so little
The latter could be explained by assuming that one Equestrian year is between a half and a quarter Earth year, and maturation thus getting roughly the same length as for humans and then follows an extended adulthood.
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>>13750914
d-don't go
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>>13750849
>nobody has humaninzed him as Kingdom Hearts 1 Ansem yet
>dissapointment.png

SUBMIT
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>>13750855
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>>13750932
>Ansem
>Seman
>Pony Seman
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>>13750895
>Crystal EMPIRE
Monarch is a King
>KINGDOM of Equestria
Monarch is a Princess
This will forever bug me to no end.

>>13750902
The Togemon digivolution line was all over the place.
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>>13750932
that is actually a pretty good idea
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How can I be so attracted to a cartoon horse?
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Fluttershy insists on playing pretend doctor with you
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>>13750942
could be worse

coudl be Pony Mansex
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>>13750932
FUCK THAT SHIT GIVE ME PONY AND NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN
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>>13750950
They're pretty attractive cartoon horses.
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>>13750951
I insist on playing real doctor but we don't have anaesthesia

Tell fluttershy to hold still and close her eyes okay
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>>13750919
It's a "really sweet puddy-tat Sombra who is not RILLY mean but a man Twilight can burnish out as a RILLY NEET DARK LORD"
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>>13750807
>What does Dangerous mean in this context?
Depends on their position in the chart. It could just mean angry and bitchy, or it could mean you're in danger of being raped.
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>>13750951
ok
I spam the "Call Nurse" button
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>>13750973
so basically it's My Immortal, but with ponies
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>>13750951
Is this a trick to see me naked?
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>>13750951
Tell her to put down the fucking scalpel and stop trying to give me a circumcision
For starters I don't want one
Secondly it's not anywhere near my ear
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>>13750955
>NMM and her moon shadow creature thing like in Fantasia
FUND IT
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>>13750964
>cut fluttershy open
>another fluttershy comes out
>"thanks"
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>>13750962
I just wanna grope those toned buns
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>>13750929
>- why did nobody remember Luna/NMM
It's worse than that. Since Luna Eclipsed exists, this means that at least ponyvillians has three different things in mind
>Luna
Former ruler of Equestria, apparently is on their fucking flag but no one remembers her
>Nightmare Moon
All that Halloween jazz, well remembered, even has a statue
>Mare on the Moon
Linked to the distant past of legends, forgotten

It makes no sense.
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>>13750955
>bald mountain
how dare you
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>>13750942
>Ansem
>MENSA
>Pony MENSA
Are ponies smart enough to have a smart people club?
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>>13750950
somthin feels off about that tail placement but i am not quite sure
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>>13751018
>MENSA
>Smart people
Ahjahaahaha
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>>13751010
>bushel full of apples
>drinks concentrate fake apple juice from a box
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>>13751018
you rang
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>>13751018
>MENSA
>smart people
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>>13751018
I don't see why not.
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>>13751029
Even pony's processed foods are real and all natural
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>>13751028
>>13751036
I was being facetious
MENSA is a silly concept
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>>13751036
An IQ score is like a processor's clock speed. It's not how deep you can think or how right you can be, it's how good you are at pointing out patterns
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>>13751036
THAT IS PAINFUL TO READ
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Would you rather more comedies or tragedies in S4
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So I drew a thing
Can you tell me what I could do ti improve on it?
Lewd
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>>13751016
>nobody wants Nightmare moon to do some dark sorceress stuff
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>>13751032

NERDS
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>>13751052
and working memory
and vocabulary for some reason?
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>>13751057
>implying
NMM on Bald Mountain sounds seriously badass, but I don't see any real way to contribute besides "Dude yeah that'd be sweet!"
sorry
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>>13751056
...WHOA
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>>13751071
>bald mountain
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>>13751082
Would you ski down Pinkie's bald mountain?
If you know what I mean
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>>13751071
It's just so awesome
>NMM and her creatures fucking up Equestria
>Celestia brings the day at the end and banishes her
IT'S JUST SO PERFECT
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>>13751055
Tragedies because they'll give us something to speculate more on
Comedies usually don't
Also I completely forgot how it is to have episodes coming out every week
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>>13751056
whoa nelly
whoa, NELLY.
I keep opening and closing this, send help
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Only 2ml today anon? Tsk tsk tsk.
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>>13750630
Is this also Luna?
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>>13751056
Work on your construction
Tighten your lines
Don't shade with black
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>>13751057
>>13751071
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>>13751098
IT COULD BE
SHE CAN SHAPESHIFT
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>>13751056

Experiment with your shading a little more.

Having all the shadows the same color as the lineart, and having the shadows kinda run into them, kinda makes the whole think look wobbly. Try different shading methods, like the Multiply layer method and such.
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>>13751098
Everyone is Luna.
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>>13751098
shit, has anybody bought the actual comic?
That shit is way too small
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>>13751055
Tragedies are the superiour form of art.
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>>13751097
Stop jacking me off in my sleep you freakish whore
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>>13751094
It feels like being inside during a snow storm with a fire going and surrounded by ponies and a down comforter.
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>>13751099
>Tighten your lines
what does that even mean?
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>>13751104
>NMM shapeshifts in a guard to infiltrate Celestia's ranks and get some info
>Ends up in a guard orgy
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>>13751056
Which comic is this from? Is it on the sub?
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>>13751097
Well if you'd stop eating it all
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>>13751057
>Nightmare moon turning into a dragon

DRAGON FLUTTERHSY EPISODE WHEN

bonus points if the spell actually looks like the Sleeping Beauty Malificent spell, complete with the buildup... and then Fluttershy freaks the fuck out.
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>>13751115
>superiour
>muh homages to the french

The U serves no phonetic purpose there
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>>13751127
>>NMM shapeshifts in a guard to infiltrate Celestia's ranks and get some info
I'M HAVING PAST SINS FLASHBACKS
OH GOD THE STUPIDITY
IT HURTS
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>>13751126

They're very wobbly.

In the show, most of the lines are composed of smooth curves, sharp edges and overall a lot of flow. This drawing doesn't have much of that.
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>Playing Bioshock 2
>Splicers out of nowhere
>In an instant they're surrounded by wasps and security bots
>Blow their heads open one by one with a fucking rivet gun

I don't know why people said you don't feel like a Big Daddy while playing this, I feel like Superman.
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>>13751012
>drawing from reference.gif
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>>13751137
>hey guys whats with the black guard
>uh
>seriosuly name and rank man
>do you have soemthign against black guards, whitey? I din do nuffin
>infighting4chanforumguards.png
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>>13751141
its pretty great
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>>13751136
I can spell things however I want anon.
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>>13751132
>Maleficent
>tough villain
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>>13751056
add some dicks
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>>13750630
I just noticed that little solar system thingy Celestia has hanging in her room.

Equestria confirmed for orbiting around the sun. Celestia is a FRAUD!
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>>13751149
Cadance
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>>13751146
Oh no that didn't happen

She separated herself into a bunch of guards went trough guard academy and then replaced all the guards in the castle

NO I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
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>>13751056
why is tiarawhys OC in there?
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>>13750092
This shit right here is good cosplay.
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>>13751156
How does that make her a fraud?
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>>13751108
>Multiply layer method
can you explain, im still very inexperienced with digital and I use SAI
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Do I get diplomatic immunity if I go to Equestria?
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>>13751097
there's nothing an enema wouldn't fixunf
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>>13751158
cantdance
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>>13751170
ask Dooks, that's his specialty
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>>13751168

It's a shame nobody but internet fringe groups that manage to be on top of non-mainstream internet pop culture are going to get it
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>>13751156
ZOMG!1
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>>13751170

http://braeburned.com/post/45270078589/ive-still-got-a-lot-to-learn-on-this-myself-but
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>>13751156

We have known the planet was part of a star system with other planets since the pilot episode

The windows in the palace as well as one of the banners in town hall show it as such
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>>13751171
Are you a diplomat?
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>>13751184
alright
The reason I did what I did was I was having trouble with the sahding, so I went with my usual technique kind of mixing the shading with the lines, like I would for traditional
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>>13751194
Yes
I am the ambassador of MLPG
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>>13751187
i like the followup where she's dripping out
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pony locked your keys inside the car
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>>13751185
Its not a shame at all. I think its great the mainstream hasn't touched it. Makes it more valuable and unique.
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>>13751185

You go to pretty much any convention like that and you're gonna be one of the more popular cosplayers there.
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>>13751199
Celestia will need to contact MLPG to confirm your diplomatic status.
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>>13751202
Pony shouldn't be around cars
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>>13751202
I have a spare set in my bathroom
Hug pony to stop her crying and then go and get the other set and show her that it's going to be alright.
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>>13751199
Not much of a government position.
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>>13751205
What are they supposed to be cosplaying?
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>>13751169
Because the way we see her and Luna raise their respective celestial bodies implies that the Earth is a fixed body of mass and Celestia and Luna simply take turns shifting them. When the model implies that everything revolves around the sun, which implies Celestia doesn't actually do anything.

>>13751188
You don't have to shitpost, anon.
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>>13751202
I guess I'll have to ride pony then.
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>>13751056
This is horrid.
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>>13751187

Are we posting "things that you don't exclusively fap to, but still fap to regularly over a long period of time" stuff?

>tfw you can tell what this is just by looking at the spacing of the greentext in the thumbnail
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>>13751210
pony ate the other set
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>>13751213

Characters from the widely spread animated short "The Reward"
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>>13751227
Why would pony do that?
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CUTE CUDDLY PONY
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>>13751202

Can pony please teleport inside the car and get my keys

I know pony can, the jerk.
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>>13751233
pony did it as a dare
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>>13751161
Wait what?
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>>13751227
Is she fucking retarded?
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>>13751228
It's not that widely spread if anon doesn't get the reference.
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>>13751226
>tfw no [insert pony] unwashed.png

I wish someone would write another one
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>>13751213
>Hasn't seen The Reward
http://vimeo.com/58179094#
A 10 minutes long animated short film with no dialogue about two adventurers.
It's worth your time.
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>>13751237
meh, I've seen cuter and cuddlier.
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>>13751237
Yup. That's a cute one alright.
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>>13750299
>no actual sex
My dick is disappointed
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>>13751209

What could go wrong?
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CUTE SMELLY PONIES
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>>13751187
> rude pone
> lewd pone
> little slip of cunt
> happy pone
> horny pone
> grunt, grunt, grunt
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>>13751227
Get very angry at pony
Shout with rage at her
Refrain myself from using violence and go away to avoid hitting pony
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>>13751245

I want one with Gilda, and without farts. And with watersports.

somebody wrote something similar but I lost it
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>>13751257
>your
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>>13751257
>your
Stupid dog!
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>>13751262
Chistery can't into sex
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>>13751262
that's what we have smutanon for. someone needs to get him writing again.
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>slam controller on the ground
>call Cream a cheating bitch
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>>13751282
Just like in real life.
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>>13751282
Huh, really?
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>>13751261
>Implying Rarity didn't return after the others left to ask for more info on humans
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>>13751244
There were loads of threads on /co/ and /tg/ the week following, I posted one of the /tg/ ones myself.
So I guess you could say it was widely distributed on 4chan. I was under the impression it had a substantial Tumblr following as well, but I can't say that for sure.
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>>13751288
smutanon is quitting writing
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>>13751290

I'd be surprised if Chistery hasn't had sex. He's really handsome and has hands built for crushing.
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>>13751226
>"things that you don't exclusively fap to, but still fap to regularly over a long period of time"
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>>13751261
LOOK AT THAT ITTY BITTY RARIHOOF
ITS SO CUTE
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>>13751289
who
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>>13751309
what
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>>13751288
As far as I know he is busy with his VN thingy

>>13751290
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I reported pony to the police for having marijuana.
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>>13751324
SmutAnon is making a VN?
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>>13751310
I've seen a bunch of pictures from namefags and for a lot of them you wouldn't expect them to be virgins either
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>>13751288
smutanon's amazonian celestia doesn't have any actual sex either
just a couple of handjobs and a titjob
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>>13751262
I was up until like 6am writing that much, mang. Why do you think it's v 0.5?

>>13751282
Yes and no? I mean I can and sort of edge into it, like
http://pastebin.com/PE2LXmxj
It typically isn't that interesting to go through the motions in writing though. I could do a few more paragraphs about how it FEELS or something.

>>13751290
>>13751310
You people are kind of nuts, you know that?
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>>13751328
I bet Twilight would call it maryjooana
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>>13751128
The most recent main one with Shiny and Credence. Yayponies, as always dummy.
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>>13751328
Pony is the police
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>>13751328
What the fuck, Anon?
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>>13751334
No, but he is writing for once. Starswirl Academy I think
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>>13751258
She's so huggable
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>>13751336

stop placing so much importance on the label "virgin"

it's silly
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>>13751334
He's working on that Academy VA. You know with pony HUMANS
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>>13751349
Pony broke the law
>>13751346
Not those two, the one the middle
The tiny one.
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>>13751339
he said the sex is coming, though, and the stuff so far is well worthy of my boner
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>>13751354
>humans
eww
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>considering namefags virgins

They would be the least likely. The most likely candidates are lurkers who never ever post or contribute. Just browse MLPG daily, watching us, reading us.
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>>13751341
>I was up until like 6am writing that much, mang.
I'm a bit relieved now, I already thought you right stuff like that on the side while browsing MLPG
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>>13751354
>personhorse

absolutely disgusting
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>>13751366
There's absolutely nothing wrong with personhorses.
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>>13751346

>that pony sexual dimorphism

How do the mares even survive
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>>13751364
i dont get what the big deal about peoples sexual status is anyway
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>>13751364
>tfw wizard in training
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>>13751353
It's okay Anon, we are all virgins here.

Like it should be in a thread full of 8 year old girls.
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>>13751352
Incredibly.
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>>13751373
Pony should be pony, not human
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>>13751362
>>13751366
I know
And this is from someone who likes personhorses

I mean you finally have a Team that maybe finishes something and you make it not pony?

KLONDORK IS OUR ONLY HOPE EVEN IF IT'S JUST A TEXT ADVENTURE AND IS JUST FUN AND MAYBE MOST LIKELY NO SEX

IF ONLY HE WORKED ON THE GODDAMN GAME
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>>13751375
It's not a big deal. Unless you're looking to fuck that person.
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>>13751374
The stallion penises aren't that large, proportionally, and in typical positions they don't even go very deep.
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>>13751384
>image
But I'm not a neckbearded sperg
That's like a requirement, right?

Also
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stuttering
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>>13751341

Write a fic about using your big hands to sensually massage an anon

>captcha: and clopubo
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>>13751346
being reminded of how small the main cast actually are makes me happy for some reason
I just wanna pick that Dash up and give her a bear-hug
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>>13751383
oh no i lost mine at 18 but
i found the societal importance people place on the "virgin" label to be almost exclusively harmful in every sense
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MLP:FiM is now produced by Gainax
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>>13751374
Rose really loves fucking that cherry stallion.
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>>13751374
Maybe Dash is standing just a little behind them? Her shadow's farther back, anyway.
Your pic seems less drastic.
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>>13751383
what do 8 year old girls talk about?
like, losing baby teeth and Disney channel?
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>>13751373
the things I'd do to that Celestia
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>>13751406

Sorry, hes taken

By another cherry pony
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>>13751405
they bring back sombra and retcon EqG because fuck you
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>>13751399
She's kind of heavy for that if she isn't helping you with her wings, how are you going to support all that dead weight, anyway? You can't hold her standing and hug her without falling over
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>>13751396
Neckbearded spergs are barred from the Grand Galloping Gala.
Fedoras do not count as formal wear, nor are t-shirts with tuxedo designs printed on the front.
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>>13751404
It kinda is.
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>>13751418
stupid/10
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>>13751418
Oh god, Discord turned celestia into a pet
unf
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>>13751419
Pegasi are anything but heavy.
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>>13751418
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>>13751426
>tfw lamar hats us
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>>13751421
Thank god
I feel like the only one who actually has a three piece suit
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>>13751399
I'd rather pick up one of the guards and be all "Well aint you just the cutest little guardy-wuardy yes you are" and he'd be all mad but couldnt do anything since their orders dont say anything about being cuddled.
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>>13751397
Gonna pass on that, man.
You know I'd just queer it and make some joke about accidentally activating ROCKET ELBOW or HOSHI SWORD
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>>13751410
me too, anon. me too. something like dropping a piece cake on that rack and eating it off. she'd protest but at the same time blush really hard because my tongue feels so good on her skin.
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bat pony
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>>13751426
hey c'mon
it's not that hard, see?
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>>13751383
>Like it should be in a thread full of 8 year old girls.
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>>13751444
>you fall over because it's like a little kid picking up an oversized plush except they're weighed down by armor, too
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>>13751408

It is indeed less drastic, but the "standard" stallion type seems to also be the smallest

The pegasus bullies for instance were pretty large
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>>13751450

Sorry /v/
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>>13751457
Worth it
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>>13751439
Three-piece suits are acceptable formal wear.
Your pony date would be quite pleased to go to the gala with her sharp-dressed alien date.
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Pony won't eat their vegetables

What do?
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>>13751460
>>13751450
>>13751469
fuck's sakes moot
let's give that another shot, shall we?
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>>13751476
I tell pony that she won't have any dessert until she does
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>>13751447
or tugging those skimpy panties down with my teeth
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>>13751476
Say "fuck it, whatever" and go away
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>>13751476
What else is pony supposed to eat?
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>>13751458
god, just look at her
she's so TINY
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>>13751495

Oh fuck
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>Wanting to be the little pony
>Not wanting to be a superior griffon instead
you get to keep opposable digits AND you can still eat meat

checkmate atheists
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you are in equestria as human
twilight sparkle recognizes you and is excited and brings you to the mirror to equestria girls
she goes through with you to show you the way home
on the other side twilight is a human and you are a pony

what kind of pony are you
do you stay as pony in equestria girls world or go back to equestria and remain human
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>>13751495
Vampire Celestia with a double-chin?
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>>13751482
Even Derpy could be picked up with relative ease.
The whole "her ass is made of reinforced titanium" thing is silly, but let's be honest here for a moment.
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>>13751495
She looks a bit like Marceline now.
Looking like best AT girl is a huge plus
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>>13751515

but then you are not an adorable little pony
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>>13751538
you are also not at risk at being kept in some anon's basement
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>>13751515
I'd rather have magic and I'm pretty sure ponies can eat meat.
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>>13751538
Let's be honest here, FlyingSaucer, you're never going to be an adorable little pony.
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>>13751476
Maybe slice it up, pour a little hot broth over it with cracked pepper
Beyond that tell them to stuff it, literally
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>>13751540
ponies can't eat meat
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>>13751546
>stuff it
unf
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>>13751554
Why not?
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>>13751529
> Do you stay as pony in equestria girls world or go back to equestria and remain human
I'd have to masturbate and rut just once with a pony cock, then insist we go back to Equestria. It's kind of degrading being that short and quadripedal.
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>>13751529
Probably unicorn, maybe earth pony. Doubt I'd really fit a pegasus.
Back to Equestria, duh. Who would want to live in the EG universe?
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>>13751557
Which pony likes stuffing themselves with food? Besides Pinkie that is
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>>13751529
>what kind of pony are you

A chubby mare, which was unexpected. I'd put on a pretty dress first but no I wouldnt stay.
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>>13751558
it is forbidden!
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>>13751573
oh, well okay then.
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>>13751537
Celestia-Marceline would be such a good combination
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>>13751546
>tell them to stuff it

Pony says you're cruisin for a bruisin
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>>13751529
I'd hope for pegasus but I'd probably end up as mudpony.

I'd stay in the regular Equestria though.
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>>13750895
You know what? I could dig this ship IF it were an alternate world where Twilight was corrupted by Sombra's castle, but by the time she has wings in the show Sombra is already double-dead.
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>>13751546
I'll stuff pony
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>>13751539

Ponies can run fast anon.

>>13751541

Why must you rain on my parade anon?
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>>13751529
>Go to a world that is just human earth with more different color races, as a pony
>Or stay in a world of fantasy, as a human
Human.
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>>13751568
Rarity
Twilight
Celestia
maybe AJ
Red Ribbon
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>>13751592
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>>13751589

That's pretty much exactly what this is. An alternate world.
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>>13751580
>Celestia-Marceline would be such a good combination
My dick couldn't handle it. Although thematically it would make more sense with Luna.
>and then anon's dick exploded
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you get to equestria but due to being born in a universe without magic, humans are incapable of gaining the use of or even being affected by magic at all, as far as magic is concerned you do not exist

earth ponies and pegasi don't mind you but all the unicorns see you as some kind of cthulu-esque monster from beyond the stars since they cannot comprehend something completely devoid of magic
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>>13751607
Rarity only likes stuffing herself with dicks.
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>>13751560
>and rut just once

But who would be your partner?
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Do you ever want to see the babies ever get older?
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>>13751616
I should try drawing the idea later
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>BMO will never make you sassages
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>>13751618
That sounds pretty cool.
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>>13751618
So I'm not in Equestria?

That's a shame.
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>>13751612
But it's one where she managed to grow wings anyway and it's not explained.
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>>13751625
To see him pounding and see her sucking?
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>>13751618
But humans are affected by pony magic.
Does that mean that I'm no longer human?
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>>13751647
equestria girls aren't humans
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>>13750522
the other problem with ponies living for hundreds of years:

How on earth could nightmare moon have fadded into legend
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>>13751592
Oh wow that looks like a snuggly pony
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>>13751618
> Cthulu-esque monster
More like you simply can't be controlled or contained by any means. You can't be seen in Detection spells beyond simple heat. You could have simply passed through the Canterlot barrier and worked as a spy.

You are a dangerous element, Anon. They'll be watching you all too closely.
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Pone thinks you're all talk
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>>13751643

Well

Yeah.

It's REALLY alternate.
Most likely, alternate in the since that either Twilight has had wings since before she met Sombra in this world, or they could pull some shit like "ever since twilight used dark magic she's been connected to sombra and it eventually drew her back to him"
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>>13751643
>>13751667

It's also a world where Sombra is allowed to run a slave trade with Celestia still in power and trusting her student to break it up by marrying him and making him a big ol' teddy bear.
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>>13751661
Well I've been watching them for a couple years, it's only fair that they watch me now.
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>>13751623
Twilight. "For science."

Either that or Applejack, she might be willing to finally let her bestiality get the best of her with a sapient partner.
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>>13751632
Yurop here so I'm going to see it tomorrow anyway
It'd be cool, though

>>13751633
And that's so sad. Little mechanical beings should exist in Equestria.
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>>13751618
What about Alicorns?
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>>13751661
something without some kind of magic is like seeing a creature walk around its daily life without having eyes
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>>13751671

Pretty much.

Then again, "Alternate universe" has always the cheapest and easiest to defend way to do absolutely whatever the hell you want using established characters
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>>13751618
That sounds pretty lame.
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>>13751663
ill smash pones face
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>>13751607
We fat acceptance now?
>>>/r9k/8873418
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>>13751654

I bet she is precisely that anon.
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>>13751685
same shit as unicorns
when the ponies brought you to see celestia, all the unicorn guards and celestia broke down and started crying uncontrollably and covered their eyes
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I love how furry /co/ has gotten

this Zootopia thread, so fun.
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>>13751697
Try it big boy
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>>13751708
oh no... that's the last thing I want Celestia to do. How could I cheer her up and convince her that I don't mean any harm?
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>>13751707
all the better for keeping in an enclosed space
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>>13751310
I don't know about "handsome." Chistery's no movie star. He does look like some kid's fuzzy-bearded daddy with big tickly hands.
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>>13751705
ponies =/= humans
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>>13751529
An earth pony because the universe hates me
Lets go the fuck back to equestria Me not having hands and her not having magic sucks, and I might get raped by a brony.
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>>13751618
Twilight would probably be fascinated by you. Even moreso than she normally would be.
Of course that would make befriending her difficult. She'd have a hard time viewing you as more than an intriguing case-study.
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>>13751721
keep as far away from her as possible
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>>13751709
>not linking it
>78 megahitlers
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>>13751714
pone is small and weak

there is no sport in this
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>>13751708
That's not a very nice thing to do.
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>>13751705
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>>13751714
unf sassy rarity unf unf
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>>13751739

res/54515198
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>>13751688
There are nonmagic users all throughout Equestria, but seeing something without any sort of Thaums in their entire body would be more than a little shocking.

If nothing else it makes me wonder if Unicorns would be unsettled because they "grasp" and "feel" things with magic so often it'd be an "unstoppable force" finally hitting an "unmoveable object."

They sure seem to like their refinement and sense of control in Canterlot.
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>>13751732

>because the universe hates me

But anon earth pones are the cutest most adorable pones
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>>13751737
Farewell then.
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>>13751742
Pone will suck your dick into submission
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>>13751709
Filtered 2 days ago, enough is enough
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>>13751735
you're not even allowed in ponyville
you're only allowed to live in the everfree forest where other things that defy pony laws of nature exist
none of the forest's inhabitants seem to treat you as a threat or prey on you and zecora is happy to have a neighbor

occasionally one of the none-unicorn ponies come to visit you and give you supplies
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>>13751690
For me, when you change shit TOO much it stops being interesting as a story and starts becoming blatantly self-gratifying.

There's fanfiction and then there's fanwank.
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>>13751737
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>>13751760
>zecora is happy to have a neighbor
Well at least I'd have one friend...
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>>13751764
my cat would notice
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>>13751767

are we doing this

CAN we do this
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>>13751766

It's pretty easy to distinguish where this series has gone.
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>>13751764
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>>13751748
they "grasp" and "feel" things with magic so often
how rude. I don't want pony grasping and feeling me anyway.
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>>13751661
>they use a watching eye spell on you
>you're drawing ponies
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>>13751752
First I forget a period, then I have this creep wanting to hug my imaginary earth pony self.

Life is suffering.
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>>13751755
this is an unexpected turn of events
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>>13751776
Pone is your cat
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>>13751607
>you will never see rarity follow through on this threat against another smartass anon
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>>13751764
If there were a pony behind me I would be able to see their reflection in my monitor.
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>>13751755
...Really?
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>>13751805
>not having a flat screen
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Sorry guys, I tried.
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>>13751799
>>13751810
I bet you couldn't handle it
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Pony loves you and wants you to join pony's house.
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>>13751568
Pony likes stuffing herself with something else iykwim
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pony went outside wearing long sleeves and got them all muddy and dirty
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This pony wants you to kiss and cuddle her
She's not ready for a sexual relationship yet

She promises there won't be any drama related to a normal relationship either
You'll just be friends with a lot of physical intimacy
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>>13751817
oh my
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>>13751817
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>>13751822
>>13751824
>>13751825
Pony needs to stop being so demanding.
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>>13751822
Will there be togas?
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>>13751825
God, no. Go away Fluttershy you're so clingy and pathetic.
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>>13751825
I hate that pony, so I wouldn't want to even come near her
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>>13751822
Is pony's house nice?
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>>13751819
Well, only one way to find out.
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>>13751825

Okay, but I get to finger her too. It can't be all about HER needs.
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>>13751824
I wash pony's sleeves
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>>13751835
If you like.
>>13751843
Pony thinks so, and hopes you do, too.
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>>13751846
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>>13751825
That's a tempting offer, but it doesn't sound very healthy.
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>>13751825
That pony is kind of creeping me out
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>>13751856
Pony is clearly a succubus, but I won't fall for her tricks.
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>>13751857
She's probably used to stallions though, so...
Y'know, don't get your hopes up.
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>>13751865
Is this true, pony?
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>>13751872
What a pretty pony.
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>>13751872
Very ugly pon
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>>13751865
>>13751880
Pony is confused and asks what a succubus is.
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>>13751884
>>13751887
Mlpg is bipolar.
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pony wants a kiss

will you help her?
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>>13751858
Pony is trying to work through her problems by slowly avoiding them less

>>13751853
She'll blow you once a week if you like
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>>13751872
I like that pony
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>>13751902

Okay, that sounds like a good deal.
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>>13751899
Sure.
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>>13751903
Do you like ugly things, anon?
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>>13751187
are you purposely trying to show up on the ban page
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>>13751902
Has pony considered therapy?
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This pony doesn't like you, but she doesn't hate you either. She's not attracted to or repulsed by you. Instead she wants to wait until she knows you better to decide on those sorts of things.
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>>13751899
why not
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>>13751903

She is an excellent pone
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>>13751921
That seems like a fairly normal reaction.
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>>13751899
okay
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>>13751921
Then why did she make me marry her first?
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>>13751921
She sure has been holding out on me.
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>>13751899
A sexual kiss?
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>>13751899
I don't know, is her sister okay with that?
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>>13751915
Yes
Pony is scared

Pony wants someone to give her courage
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>>13751921
That sounds fair.
>>
Apples
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>>13751921
sure
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>>13751921
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pony doesn't give a shit about you and wants you to leave her alone
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>>13751944
That won't be me
Tell pony to leave me the fuck alone
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>>13751168
Even better: those two dudes are the creators.
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>>13751944
Pony can't spend her whole life depending on others.
She has to learn how to give herself courage.
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would you kiss Trixie's sweaty, smelly feet for a Scooby Snack?
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>>13751959
>wireless kb/m

Pony is a pleb
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>>13751618
>>13751661
>>13751735
So, in this scenario, Anon is like a hole in the universe
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Which pony is the best for PVP?
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>>13751948
Anon, why so sudden?
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>>13751746
>not knowing how to properly link to /co/

disgusting. this make all of your opinions invalid.
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Would you help her by telling her summer's already gone?
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>>13751971
No but I would cook her a nice meal and ask how her business is doing.
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Pony bit you
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>>13751977
So, non-canon?
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>>13751989

Two Scooby Snacks?
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>>13751977
Well no, you can see holes - or at least the absence of "
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>>13751993
Dang pony

I trusted you
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>>13751817
WOW
>>
what if it turns out some humans are magic black holes and others have varying degrees of magical potential

how jelly would you be of the people that turned out to be casters/sorcerers/wizards
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>>13751996
yes, enven it will be the best written in the series
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>>13751993
That pony's a maniac?

Why'd she bite me?
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>>13752007
I'm going to be a wizard.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/384150

>10 upvotes, 1 downvote
that's a fucking anthro buster bunny and twilight in front of a poorly photoshop-filtered jaeger with photoshop-filter "plastic wrap" suits i'm so fucking angry
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>>13752012
Pony wanted to
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>>13751993
i firmly bap pony on the nuzzle
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>>13752012
RIP truck driver Anon
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>>13751744
is that actually in the comic?
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>>13752012
Don't drive that truck into Leon pone's car.
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>>13752024
fine

i bite pony
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>>13752007

I wish to be a gun wizard
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>>13751897
he doesnt actually think derpy is ugly. he is just an idiot copying an epic meme.
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>>13752023
Just for you, I'll vote it up further
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>>13751817
Could you try to draw her as One-Winged Angel?
(non-anthro)
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>>13752036
Pony died
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>>13752007
Not very, they'll make magitech with crystals and shit so I can cast fireball too
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>>13752023
you deserve to be angry
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>>13752044
What do you mean by that?
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>>13751899
Yes, that's a great pony.
>>
I have to go, can you watch my pony for a little bit?
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>>13752040
But I really do think that.
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>>13752064

is she DTF?
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>>13752023
anon, you cant be mad at the shit when you purposely jump into the pool of shit
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Rarity has a fart fetish
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>>13752064
Surely your pony is self sufficient?
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>>13752024
Why'd pony leave the keys out on the table?
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>>13752064
I'm probably going to fuck her
I'll satisfy her in ways you never could
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>>13752072
No. Why does it always have to be sexual?
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>>13751825
That's perfect
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>>13752104
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>>13752081
bad fetish for a bad pony
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>>13752104
REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL GYRO
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>>13752104
>Dashfags
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>>13750264
>Or watch Rarity tailor a dress or hours at end?


This is everything I have wanted
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>>13751893
THAT WEIGHT MAKES NO SENSE
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>>13752145
NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE
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If Twilight would marry books, what would the other 5 ponies marry?
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>>13752023
I'm going to make a giant fancy ass comment praising it just to make it worse
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>>13752104
>French people
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>>13752109

Hey man, you're the one who asked if I could watch her
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>>13752159
Rarity would marry dicks
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>>13752159
dash marries fast
fluttershy marries angel
ponk marries cake
applejack marries apples
rarara marries nothing because nobody marries a slut
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>>13752162
Oh shit typo

Fuck

Maximum overbeef
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>>13752159
Applejack apples
Rarity her gems or her dresses
Fluttershy would marry Angel
Rainbow Dash The Wonderbolts
Pinkie Pie probably the whole Ponyville
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>>13751974
>vga
>mouse and keyboard not even plugged in
>all those old plugs on the motherboard
super pleb
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Oi it's request o'clock
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>>13752201

Femrover flexing her butt muscles
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Gentlemen, how do we fix Spike?
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>>13751893
Why does this batpony dress up and speak french?

If it is not the same batpony I am sorry. They all look the same to me.
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>>13752201
I request a pony
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>>13752211
Sex
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>>13752159
Applejack marries a handsome, honest, hardworking stallion
Rarity marries a giant diamond
Fluttershy would want to marry nature
Angel would marry fluttershy
Rainbow dash would marry herself
Pinkie Pie wouldn't marry anything, she wants to wait.
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>>13752214
That's racist, anon
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>>13752211
make his smelly feet the focal point of an episode
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>>13752211
Realistic genitalia.
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>>13752211
Dragons
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>>13752201
Rumble sharing neighponese porn with his classmates.
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>>13752201
Luna being drunk
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>>13752214
>dress up and speak french?
What?
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>>13752211
Pay Rarity to suck his dick.
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>>13752228
smellfags are ruining the general
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>>13752047
that's hilarious

i can see you trying to keep your eyes shut pony
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>>13752219
With?
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>>13752211
But he's already perfect
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>>13752211
get corey powell to write more episodes of him

speaking of which we're deffinetly getting something with spiek by her in season 04
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>>13752219
Do we have to?
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>>13752242
fuck your onions, they stink
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>>13752239
I always see an pic of a bat pony in a mango costume speaking french.
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>>13752211
Fucking Rarity and making Spike watch.
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>>13752244
you
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>>13752243
Pony is actually dead
You were a king cobra the whole time
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>>13752250
nice
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>>13752054
Is there a problem with understanding?
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>>13752261
Wait! What about Rarity forcing spike to model her dresses because he has the perfect body for themThen slowly getting more lewd with her request like asking him to stroll around town wearing frilly dresses, stockings, and makeupTHEN she starts fucking stallions in front of himMaybe sometimes even letting stallions have their way with him?
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>>13752250
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>>13752288
Man, I think I want to kill myself after fucking up spoilers that badly.
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>>13752298
unf, corey's mighty mighty penis
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>>13752257
that is a different bat pony
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>>13752304
>>13752288
you only forgot the spaces, no big deal.
moderate unf
>>
straming pirate movie

//derpy.me/iisyl
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>>13752288
What if netorare was a shit fetish
But still unf
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>>13752298
>make a good dragon episode
>suddenly everyone wants to turn you into a dragon and fuck you

Must suck
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>>13752317
I told you, they all look exactly alike to me.
Fucking batponies. I wish they would just go back to their own country.
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>>13752244
Apple Bloom
Or Rumble
>>
mlpg I have to warn you
season 4 broke us
they're making three more seasons
save yourselves
don't repeat our mistakes
don't let
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>>13752332
I swear to god if someone says this is their fucking fetish, I'm going to stab something
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>>13752339
that's racist, anon
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>>13752332
>being a fuckable dragon
>sucking

sir, why are you even in mlpg

I am unde the distinct impression that your not /tg/ enough to roll to fuck a dragon
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>>13752331
NTR is not shit.
Y-YOU'RE SHIT
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>>13752344
>I'm going to stab something

UNF
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>>13752332
Why is this a bad thing again?
>>