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it's going to be a long night edition

last thread
>>13705739
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>>13710328
Why isn't it tab?
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>>13710328
>you'll never fuck Cloudchaser while she's amped up on energy drinks
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I want to hug my tulpa pony. What is a new way we can hug?
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God tier energy drink
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>>13710328
>You will never get super grunked out on energy drinks with a cute pony late at night and crash hard, sleeping all day together nonsexually under the covers and the tv on
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Applebloom.
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>"Anon darling, you are simply too small"
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>>13710349
all according to plan
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>>13710372
No, you're too loose
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>>13710372
FUCK YOU CUNT I'M HUGE BACK ON EARTH
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Why does everyone seem to hate your favorite pony?

Because everyone just thinks so LITTLE of them!
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>>13710372
So do something about it
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>>13710349
>IE
>Ever

My condolences, isaac.
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>>13710370
the best filly and best pony
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>>13710358
Guys. Help.
The voices are getting loud.
Get out my head Charles.
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>>13710372
Maybe you should stop shoving things bigger than your torso up there.
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Apples
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>>13710372
Rarity, look. I'm longer than this dildo you had in the top of your dresser. How much bigger were you expecting?
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>>13710395
We've been over this.
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http://strawpoll.me/469270

Last time I'll post this
Help us science

>>13710393
>Wanting chasers on /lgbt/
You can keep them
Or send them to /b/
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>>13710352
I want an overly enthusiastic deepthroat blowjob from a tweaked out Cloudchaser and make her gag on my enormous load when it gushes down her throat
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>>13710385
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>>13710402
Massive insertions is one of my biggest fetishes
There is very little pony porn of it
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>>13710372
It's big enough for Sweetie Belle!
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>>13710409
>no "Would fuck anything on the planet and then some" option
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>>13710372
"Well it's not your fault for getting me this shirt without asking me what my size was. Eh- I'll grow into it.
It's the thought that counts; thank you love."
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>>13710412
>your load
>enormous

Stacked?
If so is it worth the money?
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>>13710404
That's for sounding
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Flitter > cloudchaser
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>>13710406
and you are still wrong
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>>13710426
what the fuck would be "and then some?"

Actually fucking the planet?
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>>13710396
Oh gosh she's so adorable.

I wonder how her subjects would react to you telling her she's adorable.
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Which pony could help me with my homework?
I think I'm going to dunk.
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Guys. Pinkie is in my bed and won't stop looking at me. Please advise.
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>>13710423
sweetie is not for sexual, anon

she is for non sexual little sister love
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> "Should we go back to your place?"
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>>13710360
muh nigga
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>>13710458
Flip her over and punish her ass, sexually if you have too.
Gotta be tough with these ponies or they'll walk all over you.
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>>13710458
Wake up.
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>>13710442
>not wanting to fuck aliens
https://static1.e621.net/data/ce/4b/ce4b8704e1fc7433278102291ccad709.jpg
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>>13710458
Staring contest. It's the only way.
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>>13710452
Exchange nervous glances.
Become even more nervous when she kisses you.
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>>13710409
>4 people fucked both and Bi
Wasn't that also the exact number of people who said they were bi?
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>>13710439

>the option of twins
>not fucking both

it's like being offered two 100 dollar bills and only taking one of them
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>>13710461
AJ
We live in the same place
We're kin
Can we try anal tonight?
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>>13710477
I've got a massive fetish for dicks that are disproportionately large compared to the mate
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>that feel when no one responds to you in MLPG
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>>13710524
>tfw someone always responds to you
It's like having a friends
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>>13710524
>tfw you easily get multiple (you)s in a post and get at least twenty+ each thread
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>>13710460
I wonder what it would be like having a little pony for a sister.
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http://i.imgur.com/LkIdX5H.png

what does getting a magicjob while your shaft gets licked feel like
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I was in an actual circlejerk today, mlpg
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>>13710412
And then she immediately straddles your lap and starts grinding her crotch against your softening dick.
"ComeoncomeoncomeON! There's gotta be more in there! I want my turn!"
She keeps rubbing the underside of your dick against her labia until you're nice and hard again.
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>>13710547
Well, you can at least find out what it'd be like to have one as a sister-in-law.
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>>13710547
probably like having a little sister, but she has some tendancies of an autistic savant
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>>13710552
>married porn
This is the best kind.
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Listen for the rest of this thread you all are forbidden from talking about anything but vaginas. You can discuss heterosexual intercourse with vaginas but try to keep references to the penis minimal.

To keep it MLP related they can be horse vaginas.
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>>13710553
how was it?
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>>13710481
Why do I love this raccoon so much?
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>>13710553
Unf
Who had the biggest dick there?
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>>13710570
fun
I came 4 times in one hour
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>My Little Pony: Withered Days
>It's hard to tell what the exact demographic is since it has heartwarming family reunions, comedic scenes with the mane six's pets, and a super cute musical number with the CMC, but it also has blood, swearing, and a disturbing horror twist halfway through it.
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>>13710524

If you want replies, post bait.

Example:
>Tex is a shit poster
>GG is a failure sucking as much money from the fandom as he can
>MegaSweet is a pedophile who shouldn't be allowed to attend Pony conventions
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>>13710574
She looks like a qt azn.
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>>13710567
What about futa cocks?
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>>13710479
to her subjects it just looks like she's kissing your cheek, but you feel the corner of her lips on yours. The ponies that aren't nervous enough to walk out are all fidgeting in place.
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>>13710436
No, I take a multivitamin though. They've always been larger than normal, the bigger it is the more satisfying as a general rule of thumb.
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>>13710564
>married

but this is from when she was babysitting twilight
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>>13710567
I love fucking butts and frotting with my boyfriend
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>>13710577
7.5"
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Celestia's wide birth canal
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>>13710579
how did you end up in a situation like that?
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>>13710585
But...I don't care about any of those things.
I just want to talk about my favorite pony.


And hugging my imaginary ponies.
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>>13710587
Listen I don't want you to go to hell. That sounds like queer devil garbage so I'm not gonna allow it.
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>>13710553

That's pretty fuckin' gay.
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>>13710590

Trying to imagine what a big white cartoon horse mouth would feel like all over my own is hot
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>>13710552
>>13710552
>magicking the head while licking the shaft

I'd go off like a geyser
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>>13710606
A little disappointing
>tfw you'll never find someone >=9"
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>>13710615
What about cuntboys?
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>>13710597
But that's HEDONISTIC.
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>>13710609
why would it be?

she's never had children
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>>13710617
Apparently horses have very muscular tongues

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>>13710617
But she's pink.
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>>13710632

>hedonism

How fucking heretical
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>>13710646
That's not a horse, that's a whorgiraffe
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>>13710590
Celestia is kinda hot and I don't jerk off to ponies
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>>13710611
my group of friends always fool around with each other, this was just the first time we all got together to do it

>>13710616
But it felt so good
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>>13710627
That's fine I guess it's only the faggots that I'm worried about
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>>13710595
unf
Do you edge, too?
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>>13710669
>But it felt so good

Unless they were trannies, shotas, or fem teens, I'm not interested.
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>>13710659
That tongue action looks like it feels good.
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>>13710662
she's naturally pretty.

>>13710646
that little bit of tongue. unf.
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>>13710393
> DDDDEGENERATE SHIIIITTTT
> QUEEEERS
Go to /pol/ you dense motherfucker.
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>>13710692
There was only one girl under 20
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>>13710554
I'd die of exhaustion if her sister was tweaking too.
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Tiarawhy flash when?
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>>13710702
Princess tongue baths on your penis would feel so good.
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>>13710724
Soon
It's going to be his last one, though
I called it a month ago
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>>13710724
When you pay the cold hard cash.
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>>13710712
>There was only one girl under 20

Any over?
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>>13710715
You'd probably die of asphyxiation first.
Because you can bet she'd have her ass on your face the whole time her sister is busy with your dick.
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>>13710737
3
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>>13710724
Is he still gonna make that Button flash? I was looking forward to that one.

http://i.imgur.com/ycBE4uP.png
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Why is dressing Trevor like Dale Gribble so funny to me?
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>>13710743
Cheating bitch.
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>>13710729
I can't even imagine
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Never fucking change.
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>>13710741
>3

Umf.
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So, lemme tell you about RuneScape
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>>13710739
>facesitting

I would die happy, getting worked over by two pegasus twins while one sits on my face is way up there in my fetish tier
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>>13710481
>>13710574
Nurse Crackers > Coco
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>>13710741
HOLY SHIT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE HERE?
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
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>>13710743
I-i-i-it a-ain't g-g-gonna s-s-suck its-s-self...!!
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>Be You
>Arrive in Equestria
>Find pones
>Turns out they really are little
>Like, fit in the palm of your hand little
wat do?
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>>13710702
Celestia is an okay princess
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>>13710756
Chrysalis could wrap her tongue around your shaft and milk you
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>>13710731
he quit? thank god.
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>>13710741

All of their ages? Including the under 20 girl.
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>>13710743
>using magic

Well that's kinda cheating since she could just make it feel like your cock is getting licked and sucked 100 times over and mindrape you with pleasure
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>>13710786
Hoard them all
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>>13710786
I always secretly wanted this
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>>13710731
I guess he's made all the money he could possible want.
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What can pony and human do?
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Fluttershy wants to play board games with you
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>>13710779

It was 7 guys and 4 girls, but the girls mostly just wanted to watch.

>>13710802
2 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.
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>>13710786
Defend Ponyville in exchange for some of their food
Open a homeless shelter in the house that I build
Maybe persue a romantic but relationship with one

Imagine giving tiny pone a facial
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>>13710786
He'll be an outcast. They'll kill him.
No... he will be a god to them
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>>13710790
>Chrysalis milking me with an exorbitantly-long tongue
m-muh fetish...
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>>13710759
When it's pony an entire new set of rules come into play.
strawpoll.me/469284/r
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>>13710786
Collect em.

Strangely enough they travel across the globe to see my collection of their own species.
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>>13710794
He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeah. He could've kept it going for the rest of the 8 years that FiM is going to be on air, but he decided to step back and let others have a shot at the glory. Very upstanding move by the guy
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>>13710794
He got offered a "real" animation job
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>>13710829
>tfw you never get invited to orgies
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Should I buy those Hot Topic pony figures they have? I have the coupon ready.
I know I want a Pinkie Pie one, but who should the other one be?
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>>13710842
But that doesn't ask if YOU want to be female or male at the time of the three-way
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>>13710831
>romantic butt relationship
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>>13710829
>2 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.

unf unf unf.

You probably had two dudes beside you though.
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>>13710848
>He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeah

I'd honestly believe this.
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>>13710787
a very okay princess. maybe the MOST okay princess.
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>>13710850
sure
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>>13710850
>skill doesn't matter when it comes to getting hired by animation studios
>viewcounts do
well fuck me in the ass
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>>13710862
>tfw you fuck up sentences because you change your mind in the middle of writing it
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>>13710873
that's the worst. I just gave up talking to people
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>>13710872
It's not who you are it's who you know.
>>
rediv
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>>13710729
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>>13710871
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13701914#p13703592
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>>13710840
I want all 3 princesses to magically freeze me in place and gently tease my head with their tongues until I explode, with plenty of dirty talk in those sultry voices
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>Pinkie Pie wants to show Twilight a trick she learned from watching The Legend of Korra.

What happens?
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>>13710880
I wanna spend time with her
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>>13710765
You'll really get her sopping if you give her a nice rimming. Nothing revs her engine like some assplay.
Just be prepared for her to roughly shove her sister out of the way and forcibly claim her turn with your cock.
Because you know she'd only be able to wait for so long while she's wired.
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>>13710860
I took into consideration that there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.
And that's okay.
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>>13710855
I'll just go with Lyra.
Fuck you again MLPG.
~Anon
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>>13710869
>Celestia and Luna will never go into Hyper Princess Mode to defeat a season-finale villain

>or they will, but Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic Beam or some stupid shit like that
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>>13710894
the trick takes too long to perform and it isn't very good anyways
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>>13710900
Yes, but
I only want to fuck two stallions if I become the little mare, your prompts assume you're as you are now - i.e. male
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>>13710900
I want to be spitroasted by zebras
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>>13710844
10/10 would visit collection of own species.
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>83.3% of straight males in MLPG are virgins
>Only 25% of bisexual males in MLPG are virgins
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Okay MLPG, one of my friends is commissioning me for a fic. It needs rape, hair pulling, and dickgirls. Which characters should I use?
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>>13710926
IS THAT A CONDOM?
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>>13710900
>there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.
really?
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>>13710893
which one has the longest tongue? how many times can it wrap around you?

>>13710886
c-celestia... pls...
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>>13710886
http://i.imgur.com/GYAT5Vt.jpg

Pony tonguejobs are my favorite thing, especially if they have tongue studs.
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>>13710933
Twilight raping Trixie
Cheerilee raping Diamond Tiara
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>>13710913
>Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic Beam

Nigga that sounds awesome.
That's some precure shit right there.
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>>13710880
I like it when she draws butts
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>>13710944
Our female drawfags are sluuuuts
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>>13710933
SUNSET SATAN AND TWILIGHT
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>>13710915
>>13710918
I've personally considered both these options myself, but I'll add them to the vote if I make another.
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>jessy's birthday tomorrow
>want to draw her something but no way to send it to her
welp


>>13710930
>tfw part of the 16.7%
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>>13710933
Twixie either way
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>>13710955
links?
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>>13710933
chrysalis, obviously. she can do whatever the hell she wants.
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>>13710949
Vinyl would totally have a tongue-stud
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>>13710948
Cadence, no contest, she torments Shiny with it and makes him whimper and squirm
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>>13710963
send it to her tumblr or post it here
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Does this even work?
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>>13710955
They should illustrate their fantasies for us.
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I fucking hate you MLPG.
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>>13710815
>dat pic
muh heart
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>>13710963
>knowing contributefags' birthdays
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>>13710934
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>>13710982
She'd probably be up for the novelty of sucking off a human too, just to see if she could make him squirm.
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>>13710990
I want to try this. With a rumbling pony under me.
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>>13710994
y-you too
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>>13710933
>paying for a 4 sentence paragraph

top gun
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>>13711006
Well, birthdays show up on deviantart.
>not following artbros and giving them bday art
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>>13710990
Yes
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>>13710873
I constantly do this while typing something. A good rule of thumb is that if you decide to change a way something is written to just erase the whole thing instead of edit it to make it right.

>>13710878
Unfortunately I can't fix my stuttering, stammering, loss of words or inability to carry a conversation.
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Stram was fun.
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>>13710990
The vibrations from the washer stimulate her vagina and balls

It's the same reason girls can cum from you smacking their ass, those vibrations go right to the clit
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>>13710990
Fuck that hoodie is adorable on her.
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>>13710951
>>13710969
Trixie raping Twilight at the strip club?

Also, gonna take requests. You all know the rules. Cloppy as possible, please.
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>>13710990
Probably not, maybe if it was a really shaky one and you held your dick right up against it. You can definetly cum from vibrating sensations, I've done it with a vibrating alarm but a Hitachi magic wand works best, because you can hold it right under your head and roll it around.
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>>13711014
But she'd be so used to servicing stallions that barely last 10 seconds.
She'd probably see it as a challenge.
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>stalking tripfags
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>>13711033
you never got me bday art
even when I drew you something...
I guess im not your artbro ;_;
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What would pone's reaction be if HL3 was confirmed Friday?
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I just fapped to the thought of deepthroating Braeburn.

God damn it /mlp/, what have you done to me?

Just.... God fucking damn it.
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>>13711043
Also this one.
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>>13711064
I know that feel.
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>>13711043
>that Sweetie
HNNGH
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>>13711053
No PWA. Princess Twilight raping Trixie.
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>>13711025
I write fics for money, bro.
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>>13711053
Celestia tying Anon to the bed and teasing him
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>>13711069
what were you wearing
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>>13711057
That too, it'd be neat to get a blowjob while sitting in a chair without the other party needing to bend down, while standing their heads are right at your crotch so they could just go right at it. Pony muzzles look soft as hell.
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>>13711069
You have no one to blame but yourdick
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>>13711053
Sunset Satan dominating Twilight, cocksmacking her and fucking her mouth
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>>13711069
Call me when you've gotten off to Darf's Wonderbolts fic.
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>>13711075
that's an adorable little hug nuzzle
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>>13711069
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I WANT YOUR DREAMS
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>>13711088
It's a strange time when you can get paid for something like that.
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>>13711075
Luna looks so happy there! almost as happy as this twilight.
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>>13711075
Goat you're my favourite artist.
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>>13711057
Vinyl isn't a whore. Fuck you anon.
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>>13711059
Good think I only keep tabs on namefags. But they don't even know I'm watching them.
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>>13711091
do this, with lots of erotic teasing and magicjobs
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>>13711059
>pic
What does that even mean?
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>>13711059
As a person who uses the pronoun 'they' in a singular form sometimes to refer to a distant third party (usually to avoid singling someone out for blame) this rustles my jimmies.
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>>13711120
It's a genderless pronoun that doesn't demand everybody adopt an entire new word(s).
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>>13711055
>I've done it with a vibrating alarm

What kinds of alarm? Any?

>a Hitachi magic wand works best
to the google mobile

>>13711036
>>13711044
How did you guys do it?
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What does the stack have in it again?
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>>13711069

>Post ends in 69

Oh the ironing
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>>13711120
i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shit
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>>13711111
Thank you. It's nice to hear that I'm doing at least a passable job.
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i hate when mlpg gets all sexual
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>>13711065
It better fucking not be
If they announce it I don't think I'll be able to kill myself till it's out
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Best sweaty footjob horse, she's not smelly like Dash because she's not a slob slut
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>>13710790
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>>13711104
Bronies are a strange species. Pegasisters, even weirder. She's promised to masturbate on voicechat while reading my fics.
>>13711113
There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.
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>>13711150
>Dash a slob
DYEWTS?
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>>13711135
hitachi wands are wonderful devices
http://www.vibeplayground.com/hitachi-magic-wand/
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>>13711158

>>13711085
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>>13711135
Get a bullet vibe and a condom, put the vibe under your cock head, put the condom on over it, and turn it on.
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BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS
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>>13711135
don't remember, I was like 12 when I did it when I was in that stage where you try masturbating with everything
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>>13711043
>taking Chistery's advice in stream
Fuck this gay earth
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>>13711158
>There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.
One gets paid and one doesn't?
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>>13711138
Lecithin is the most important for cum
You can pick up granules cheaply at a decent supermarket or healthfood store

Pygeum is great for precum which is super hot when you're jerking off or getting blown
Buy extract powder if you can
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>>13711148
Me too. Sex actually kinda grosses me out.
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>>13711144
Draw a goat filly in ponyville school.
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>>13711171
Problem with that is it makes your dick go numb if you do it for too long, especially if it's a strong vibe. I like the ones with the pulse settings because the sensation varies.
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>>13711179
men are the ultimate whores
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>>13711075
"Don't be a fag, go for it" sells it.
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>>13711183
>tfw you'll never slowly enlighten someone to the pleasures of sex
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>>13710634
>Celestia and Luna both decided long ago not to have children, for a variety of reasons.
>But now and then, Celestia gets wistful and wonders what it would be like to have a foal of her own.
>Taking on students and an active role in her subject's lives has helped, but still...
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>>13711143
>i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shit

Moot, never fix this I love it.
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>>13711181
How much of each? I have Lecithin, but the pygeum i just have xtract tablets.
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>>13711157
anon... this isn't fair. stop posting these pictures. I can't take it. I'm afraid to ask, but... how long is that tongue?

http://i.imgur.com/kULGEPX.jpg
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>>13711150
Sweaty girls are my favorite.
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>>13711166
Too pour for that

>>13711171
Maybe even that

>>13711174
You are me

>>13711194
Interesting

Also have a ponys
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>>13711191
uno momento por favor
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>>13711201
You have to be careful, sometimes you end up making them resent it even more. It's not for everyone
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>>13711197
men and women are the same.
I hate them all.
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>>13711181
Yeah, but good luck finding it in anything but soy.

I don't know this from the stack but some recipe I used called for lecithin as a thickener/binder and one of the party guests was terribly allergic to soy.
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How well do Pone RPGs work out?
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What should I sketch to warm up?
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>"Are you ready to go hiking anon? It's going to be a hot day outside"
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>>13711179
And there's nothing wrong with either.
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>>13711237
a fish!
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>>13711237
Sketch a pony sketching a pony sketching a pony.
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>>13711225
The Hitachis are kinda expensive but you can get a nice bullet vibe for 10-15 bucks, make sure you get one with multiple settings
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>>13711150
I want to tug that bikini-bottom down with my teeth and rut her senseless.
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>>13711235
super lesbian horse rpg when
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>>13711237

Fleetfoot.
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>>13711237
>What should I sketch to warm up?

JC DENTON IN DA FRESH
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>>13711237
Rainbow Dash showing Fluttershy 8008 on the calculator
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>>13711237
Draw Cheerilee biting Big Mac's ear.
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>>13711247
Does the drawing get progressively worse as it goes deeper?
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>>13711237
Filly Trixie eating fruit gushers!
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>>13711234
You can get sunflower lecithin, not sure how expensive it is
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>>13711231
>It's not for everyone
actually it is, its sort of a biological instinct
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>>13711237
Sweetie Belle playing football with her dad.
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>>13711241
It is when you waifu a pony.
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>you will never get your frosting all over Mrs. Cake's belly
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>>13711166
Babeland puts a portion of their proceeds to safe sex campaigns and women and men's health as well as their sex ed classes, so

http://www.babeland.com/Magic-Wand-Gee-Whiz-Combo/d/3461
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>>13711249
I wanna lick those feet and suck on those freakishly oversized tits.
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>>13711217
I take 5g of Lecithin and 250mg of 12% phytosterols pygeum powder daily

The 12% is really really strong compared to like Swansons stuff. I could probably take less but I need to used the 100 grams before they get too old
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>>13711266
the instinct is there, but not everybody reacts to it the same way
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>>13711235
What do you mean? How well do they play? How often are they finished?

How it's made is irrelevant, RPGs have a shit ton of parts to them and using something to make them is fine, just effort needs to be made.
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>>13711265
Yeah, but those come in pills. I wound up using some gluten-free egg replacer / thickener, it worked out alright.
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>>13711282
seems like a good cause, it's just too much money
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>>13711283
I wanna see her bite down on her lower lip and curl her toes when she cums
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>>13711259
It gets better
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>>13711286
Where'd you get the extract from? Also I wouldn't worry about it getting old, that stuff will last for years, of course the manufacturer says it'll expire in 6 months, that way you throw it out and buy more.
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>>13711288
It's hard to explain it to people who only think of your dick.
Three times did my "friends" try to get me laid with some random bitch (three different random bitches.)
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>"Anon no! Thats the wrong hole!"
ahhhnnn~
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>>13711240
You're going to go like that? You're going to get your knees all banged up. Are you bringing enough water? You should wear taller socks in case we go through some tall grass.
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Has anyone drawn that 6-limbed hug from Celestia Quest yet? I can't draw it myself and I don't have the money to commission it...
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> Wake up
> Go downstairs
> See this

Want some syrup with your pancakes?
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>>13711298
I can respect that.

If you're okay buying the attachments a la carte, THIS is really affordable, with a speed controller no less.

http://amzn.com/B0089175GE
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>>13711311
>no hat

LEWD
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>>13711297
Why were you giving party guests a semen volume enhancer?

>>13711299
I love when you have those orgasms that make you toes curl, feels so goddamn good
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>>13711311
ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS PANCAKES.
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>>13711320
It's okay, she's wearing an apron.
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>>13711286
How the Hell have you sourced 12%?
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>>13711302
http://www.herbosophy.com.au/pygeum-12-phytosterols/

They're Australian though
I used to think I was getting duped because I couldn't import any of it, but this works out way way cheaper per gram of the active components
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>>13711218
the heads of atryls horsedicks are the worst
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>>13711317
I already have a Hitachi

I'll just buy an affordable attachment from babeland thanks
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>>13710823
Is she any good at Kemet?
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>>13710351
Not that into /ss/ but Flitter/Cloudchaser + Rumble stuff really gets me going.
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>>13711327
You don't give your party guests drugs and hormones? Your parties mustbe lame.
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Tell me all about your freakish futa pony fantasies, anon.
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Rainbow Dash are you still awake?
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>>13711355
>Futa freakish
>2013
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>>13711299
I wanna see her rubbing her lower tummy right over where your tip is after you've cum balls-deep inside her.
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Aren't those wand things meant for girls
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>>13711327
It was a plum panna cotta that required lecithin granules as a thickener because the other half were Vegans and unfortunately the easily-sourced lecithin is all soy lecithin.
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>>13711327
Lecithin is in a bunch of processed food
It's good for you, cheap and super useful
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Holy shit, a Rainbow Dash Season 4 leak!
You heard it here first.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv5r2n_my-little-pony-fim-a-relaxing-evening-hd_shortfilms
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>>13711333
makes it even more lewd
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It's Jessy's berfday.
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>>13711373
Who?
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>>13711355
Fluttershy having a parasite in her that turns her genitals into a weird and slimy tentacle
and she decided to giver her parasite "gift" to all of her friends
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>>13711345
Just be sure to make it phthalate and BPA free - that shit shouldn't go anywhere near your junk.
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>>13711361
Flared horsedicks are still pretty freakish.
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>>13711373
Yep. Sure is.
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>>13711365
Having sex with boys is meant for girls too
Do you think that stops us?
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>>13711311
WPSHHH
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How do you explain to pony you want to be more than friends?
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>>13711371
needs more pinkie
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I want to drain my balls in that fat pink princess ass so bad
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>>13711397
buy them flowers and hold their hand
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>>13711397

Start strewing my spaghetti about so they can pick up on the signals.
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>>13711403
but they dont have hands! this plan was doomed from the start!
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>>13711401
But she's married.
That's against the rules anon.
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Speaking of sex toys, what Fleshlight inserts are good? I got a Stoya Swallow and it's OK but not as good as I expected.
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>>13711401
Pinkie isn't a princess.
Do you even watch the show?
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The new MGMT album is pretty good.
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>>13711365
anybody can use it
http://xhamster.com/movies/2202551/hitachi_on_my_hard_cock..html
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I've been saying it for long enough
The next time I get paid, I'm going on the stack
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>>13711401
you and me both
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>>13711383
I'm not into the futa thing.
But Fluttershy getting infected with some kind of sex parasite that compels her to spread it to her friends is all kinds of unf
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>>13711416
How long do you think Pinkie can sit still there
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>>13711355
I want to be kept as a sex slave by my futa waifu and have her fuck me every day when she wants to relax or is just stressed out and needs to take her mind off of it.
I'd also let her dress me up in pretty outfits and whore me out to random stallions for extra bits on the side.
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>>13711371
>i posted it again guys
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>>13711355
I want to do everything with pinkie's party cannon
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>>13711413
I was really disappointed by fleshlights
Using your hand is better
Jerking yourself off with piece of rubber is still jerking yourself off
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>>13711432
Fornever
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>>13711365
While men can use them too, i envy women's ability to enjoy those, as well as several other sex devices.
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>>13711383
That sounds really hot
Also kinda familiar
Either I've read something like that here before or I'm remembering a doujin or something

Either way I want it now
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>>13711420
Make sure you take plenty of pictures of your nice new loads and share them in the MLPG photoalbum for us Anon-kun~
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>>13711433
Yeah, I could go along with this line of fetish.
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>>13711397
Ask her if ponies mate for fun and then explain that humans like to mate for fun, then tell her that my cock is throbbing from looking at all those plump pony asses and pink mare pussies all day long
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>>13711349
you don't say...
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>>13711412
Shining Armor wants a threesome. He goes balls deep in your ass while you fuck Cadence.
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>>13711433
we slut now?
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>>13711438
That's my fetish.
https://static1.e621.net/data/55/bb/55bb1085263ffcf9ff4e755a9a1887f5.swf
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>>13711420
What's "the stack" anon?
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Is it time for sweat and smells?
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>>13711383
That's giga unf and it's it ever written into a fic or greentext I'll beat off to it about 50 times
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>>13711451
I think I'm going to do that through the magic of hotglue
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>>13711459
in the ass?
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>>13711413
The Flight series is pretty great for the price, though confidentially anything over 6.5" can feel just a little cramped.

The Sexual Stamina Training unit or Wonder Wave are fucking tits, though they're certainly pricier unless you catch them during a Labor Day sale. They usually have a rolling "sale" of 15%, but they sometimes cut 30% or 40%.
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>>13711419
Damn son, that looked intense, still wouldn't pay $100 for a sex toy though
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>>13711426
Skyla is gonna be a boone for the porn community.
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>>13711459
>not Cadence going balls deep inside of you while you bang Shining Armor
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>so when do the rest of the ponies get here?
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>>13711383
I might turn my Futashy series into this.
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>>13711419
ever just want to buy one of these and leave it on your dick forever

it'd probably be agonizing after a while but hey
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>>13711482
Shepard.
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>>13711474
I'm 5.5 so I'll be fine, is that speed bump any good, looks really nice.
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>>13711492
You'd go numb from overstimulation after a while
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>>13711491
YES YES YES YES YES PLEASE
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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I don't think I'd buy a wand. They're just so loud and bulky and I feel like a bullet could be used pretty much the same way and in more ways
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>>13711481
You don't have to.

http://amzn.com/B00BPZTC5S
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>>13711452
I want nothing more than to wrap my mouth around her ridiculously oversized horsecock while some stallion I don't even know has his way with my backside.
>>
I've learned a lot about masturbation from MLPG, these threads are very educational.
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>>13711433
I'd happily tidy up Rarity's boutique while she was out on business, just passing the time until she came home tired annoyed by her nitpicky clients.
And I'd be even more happy to kneel between her legs while she reclined in her favorite chair and make appreciative noises around her thick cock while she told me about her day, taking her frustrations out on my throat
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>>13711460
source?
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>>13711474
>tfw too big for a sex toy
It's both great and incredibly sad

I'm so lonely
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>>13711463
Unf animation, shitty edgy OC.
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>>13711484
"Bitch, am I not good enough for you? Fuck this I'm getting pizza."
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>>13711495
I've heard a lot of guys like Super Bump as their mega-fave, but I've never had one myself. If that's your jam ...
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>>13711510
>tfw talking an anon through his first edging session

I love teaching people
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I'm going to build a vibrator with a 500w brushless motor

Wish me luck and that it doesn't pulverise my junk
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>>13711509
I want her to laugh as I struggle for breath, not relenting one bit as my eyes roll back in my head and I go limp.

I want to wake up an indeterminate amount of time later, sputtering to cough up cum before having her cock shoved back in my face to clean it off.
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>>13711531
What's edging?
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>>13711517
Well, a LITTLE cramped. It's not anything all that noticeable and I like my women and toys just a little tight, though every once in a while I want to ease back on the pressure and let the waves hit my frenulum and all the glans ridges I've been working on keratinizing. That's solved by just totally twisting off the cap to reduce suction, but it's still just a scooch tighter than the larger models.

The larger models cost more than $40, though.
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You guys should buy an estim unit instead or make one

http://xhamster.com/movies/1363243/estim_compilation.html
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>>13711539
Have you never done it before?
Do you know how much better it is then a quick fap?
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>>13711433
>>13711537
unf
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>>13711537
Passing out from lack of breath because of massive dicks is my favorite thing
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>>13711355
The futa mare would think she would think she gets to be on top just because her cock is three times as long.

Well, she's certainly going to get that blowjob she's wanting, but I'm going to tease the crap out of her and pull and squeeze her balls roughly leaving her a moaning, pleading mess until I'm wearing the mess.


When she's finally exhausted and limp I'd grab her by her tail and rut her hard. She thinks she's out of the woods but her sensitive flaccid horsecock is going to get a rough reach around, causing her to clench and squirm
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>>13711532
Whoa
WHOA
You might want to look into the torque on that thing before you put it anywhere near delicate nerves, dude.

You might also shake your bowels loose. No, seriously.
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>>13711218
as long as you want
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>>13711544
I plan to when i move out of my parent's house.
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>>13711191
This is all I can do tonight, sorry.
The 0pone calls to me.
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>>13711560
Whoah, unf
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>>13711517
Um. How big are you?
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wow, we have actually COMPLETELY moved away from ponies. this talk of vibrators and stacks is entirely unrelated. at least fetish talk can involve a pony.

damn, mlpg. looks like I'll have to call it early tonight.
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these two need your help in fulfilling their cock vore fetish

accept/decline?
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what are the odds tex is drawing my request?
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>>13711582
0%
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>>13711582
The same odds as if he's drawing mine.
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>>13711581
Do they guarantee my safety?
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>>13711581
Decline unless by cock vore you mean them surgically making me a woman and eating my cock in front of me.
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>>13711592
yes

nobody is gonna be hurt
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>>13711582
I worked hard 3 months to buy him an $800 computer and he still didn't draw my request even though I asked him nicely only a few times. No regrets though.
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>>13711581
I imagine they're into roleplaying

I still can't get over the concept of Cadence changing herself to look like Twilight.
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>>13711560
>you're actually drawing it
whoever you are, I love you. just... fucking unf.
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>>13711581

I am interested, but also, >>13711592
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>>13711573
> announcing leaving the thread
Alright, asshole. See you tomorrow.
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>>13711600
Sure, I'm up for it
So what's the plan, boss?
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>>13711603
Sent ...
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>>13711581
I don't think I want to help with that, but I'd be more than willing to toss a few bits their way for other services.
http://i.imgur.com/qPLb0DU.jpg
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>>13711616
I'd fuck that Sweetie's everything
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>>13711581

New headcanon acquired: these two are kinky as fuck.
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>>13711566
thank you goat train.
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>>13711510
No fucking kidding. Someone should pt together a document about all the things we've learned from eachother over the last 3 years.
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>>13711629
You bet your bippy I would too.
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>>13711616
Want my cock to drown in Titty Belle.
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>>13711618
you going balls deep, in the most literal way imaginable, into shining armor

he bones cadence, shoots you inside and then after the deed is done, you go home
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>>13711634
We've learned a lot of things together MLPG

But not each others bodies
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>>13711634
Ice cubes.
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I'm saving up for a Venus 2000, shit looks baller, it literally sucks your dick

https://www.sybian.com/venus/
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>>13711644
>go home
Aww
No sleepovers?
That seems awfully impersonal
I'm not going to say no, but maybe the night doesn't have to end there?
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>>13711655
Bengay
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Have you ever listened to someone fap?
unfiest thing
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>>13711615
see
>>13711600


>>13711631
I thought that was the norm?
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>>13711655
Bananas
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>>13711616
Well, he's right...
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>>13711657
most of their past guests sorta get a little grossed out, but you are welcome to stay the night, or even the day if you want
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thirsty ponies
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>>13711571
I don't like to brag
Big enough for MLPG to make a fuss, it seems
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>>13711631
I like to imagine it's mostly Cadance and Shiny is just open-minded.
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>>13711675
> worst tripfag defending "FUCK THIS THREAD I'M LEAVING" guys
Well if this isn't a fucking surprise.
>>
The Princess wants to see how big your hole can gape
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I like to get high and edge to ponies, I read fics and they seem so much hotter than usual
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>>13711656
Or you can just spend that money on getting a boyfriend or girlfriend
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>>13711656
Follow your dreams, anon.
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>>13711678
Why would they agree if they didn't think they'd enjoy it?

What they would to do after doing the deed?
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>>13711702
I want to give someone a handjob while they browse porn
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>you will never be pone's sexual slave
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>>13711631
>>13711688

The fact that he's vanilla makes him more fun to tease, she thinks it's cute when he squirms when he's desperate for release .
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>>13711702
Edging when you're high is probably the greatest thing ever.
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>>13711657
if you wanna stay the night inside one of them or in their home, they'd be delighted
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>>13711704
I've come to accept that it's not a realistic option for me. Having a blowjob machine would be really convenient, but I do worry about it going haywire and ripping my dick off.
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>>13711678
Princess Cadence and Shining Armor keep indulging in fetishes. Their voyeurism makes it hotter when you watch.

As the night goes on the fetishes start to get pretty weird...
The watersports you shrugged at.
The diapers seemed a little silly and you didn't see the appeal.
Then the scat started.
It kept escalating and you got really scared.
They must have slipped something into your drink because your vision blurs at some point.

But you're pretty sure they straight up killed a filly then ate her organs. You're not sure why it was sexual but they seemed to really enjoy it in a horrifyingly sexual way, smearing it on their genitalia and laughing.

You never come back. You can't even look Twilight in the eye.
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>>13711720
http://imgur.com/cZTtpVp

this pone? i dont think i could handle
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>>13711691
Usually 'if' statements are followed by 'then' statements, anon.
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>>13711715
In the past, they were not as forward

Thery are hoping that by being a little direct, they'll find someone who's more up for it.

As for what comes after, it's your say really.
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What's the cutest thing you think your favorite pony could wear?
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>>13711752
this cape
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>>13711460
tfw I'm late
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>>13711688

I think it's more like, Shiny's into weird fuckin' shit like roleplaying, scat, vore, piss, pretty much consuption of any bodily fluids, while Cadance is into leather and bondage, being a dominatrix, and gagging Shiny.
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>>13711745
> feigning autism so a common saying won't hurt
Deaf, you have really outdone yourself.
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>>13711752
http://imgur.com/HRAnqqH

cock scarf
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>>13711752
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>>13711769
>Shiny's into weird fuckin' shit like roleplaying, scat, vore, piss, pretty much consuption of any bodily fluids
he is a fa/tg/uy, so it all makes sense really
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>>13711722
>she uses magic to make him hypersensitive and then teases his shaft and head with a feather
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>>13711776
Favorited
Saved
Opted for excommunication from heretic church which finds this all decadent
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>>13711687
Please brag.
Having a sore jaw from a big dick is unf.
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>>13711770
You really don't know what autism is, do you?
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>>13711769
Scat is a shitty fetish.
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>>13711752
For this I will have to refer to the image that sold me on ponydom.
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>>13711738
>Lose weight
>Buy some nice clothes
>Buy some booze
>Work up courage to post photos on craigslist
Bam
Dick sucked
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>>13711793
Pardon, IGNORANCE. Feigning IGNORANCE.
Truly a master-stroke. A real sword to put on the mantle.
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>>13711752
Anything
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>>13711792
He's 8"
He brags about it all the time and then turns around and says he doesn't like to brag.

Unless thats Nanaki, then he's 7"
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What if Shiny had a gangrape fetish? What if Cadance brought in the royal guard after she had Shiny fully gagged and bound, dressed up in a frilly outfit and his hair dyed? Even though Shiny had told her that they must never know his fetishes for fear of losing his authority with the troops?

What if he was so deep in subspace and so dolled up that none of them even recognized him?
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>>13711798
That's a lot of effort when you can just drop $800 on a blowjob machine.

Then all you'll need is something that makes sandwiches for you and you're set.
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>>13711254
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>>13711780
>Cadance assumes Shiny's pretty vanilla
>Until she finds his collection of monstergirl porn.
>>
What's soaking wet and clueless?

Fluttershy after being shoved into a rain puddle from behind
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>>13711803
Much better.

And I wasn't defending him deciding to announce his departure, just saying that he's right about the place 'the stack' and various masturbatory aids have in this thread.
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>>13711796
She looks great with shorter hair.
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>>13711765
I love you, droolanon.
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Okay, since we're all lewd right now, I'll take some requests. Clop, clop, cloppy as possible.
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>>13711814
she would do that

>>13711815
>it puts gg's stash to shame
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>>13711814
>Dash whisper in her ear
>"Teat"
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>>13711823
FACE SITTING
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>>13711814
first in the reply wall
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>>13711746
That sounds pretty cute of them
I'm fine with doing almost anything
We could cuddle, Cadance could see how far we could distend her belly with our repeated loads, Shiny could teach me Hyperspace Hyperwars...
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>>13711773
I love this artist.
http://i.imgur.com/BrPe1S3.png
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>>13711814
>Not B00P
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>>13711820
And yet you're here every single fucking day. Truly a man of moral strength!
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>>13711823
THIS PLEASE
>>13711581
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>>13711823
Big Mac, and Fluttershy's first time.
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>>13711765
I want to frost a pony tongue with my semen
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>>13711814
>"Pfffft- get it?!"
>"No"
>"It looks like boob!"
>"No it doesn't."
>"The word 'boob', you boob!"
>"Oooooh... You know if you typed 58008 then turned it upside down it'd look like 'boobs'"
>Rainbow Dash's mind. is. blown.
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>>13711815

>"Shiny, honey, I uh, I found your collection.... under your bed..."
>"Wh-what?! Cadance, I can explain, it's not mine, I-!"
>"Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'd love to tie you down and fuck you with a strap-on~"
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>>13711823
Pinkie Pie stomping grapes
this isn't really lewd
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http://derpibooru.org/433949
>have an excessive cum fetish
>hat impossibly large balls

MY BONER IS SO CONFUSED OVER THIS OC
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>>13711830
do this pls
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>>13711717

>THIS IS STILL GOING ON

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BEAT A JOKE TO THE GROUND BEFORE BRONIES SAY "ENOUGH" ?
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>>13711823
combine these

>>13711830
>>13711839
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>>13711838
Please Anon, if you really hated me that much you would realize I'm only here a couple times a week these days.
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>>13711848
this is pretty good style of dick. do you have link to erection version
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>>13711843
>not 5318008
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>>13711812
>so deep in subspace
hahaha
Unf

There's a lot of guards, I hope those bounds are enough to hold him up when his legs give out
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>>13711848
I just want to roll them around in one hand and call them "my little pony"
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>>13711814

10/10

Simple, cute, fits the pone universe and characters.

Don't over think it bronies
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>>13711843
Why bother turning it upside down? Just do 80085.
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>>13711860

Bronies don't care about humour, they care about JJ's popularity.

They're all waiting for a chance to leech a little off it, maybe request something and then parade it around to others.
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>>13711867
To be fair you've been on here more nights than not in the past week and a half
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>>13711812
unf
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>>13711870
I don't remember why.

>>13711870
Maybe that was it.
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>>13711876
They're each the size of a softball
You'd need to use both hands
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>>13711887
I remember doing 5318008.
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>>13711887
it's actually upside down for the 3 in >>13711870
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>>13711814

>No JC Denton
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http://i.imgur.com/NUiFaYM.jpg
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>>13711812
>>13711875
U-Unf
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How much would I need to pay for Aloe to suck my cock while Lotus sucks my balls and plays with my taint
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>>13711916
JC Denton isn't a pony.
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Scootaloo as a newsie would be the best thing.
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>>13711804
I think Dash pull it off better
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Where does one find a sugar daddy?
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>>13711933
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>13711922
>>13711894
>>13711875
>3 separate unfs
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MLPG

I'm fucking MAD

Absolutely livid. I need something to calm my never before I literally kill someone
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>>13711913
Welp, it's confirmed: I can't into anything tonight.
Peace out, MLPG
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>>13711846
>"N-no, that's uh, well...not exactly..."
>"Oh, so it's the spider thing you're into? With a little magic I bet I could figure something out"
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>>13711919
>/ss/
>reasonably sized cock

UNFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>13711940
craigslist m4m, half the guys on there smoke meth and have aids
>>
Parasitic Futa Fluttershy will never forcefully cum down your throat
You will never contract ponyitis and become a pony
with a tentacle crotch
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>>13711924
Too much.
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>>13711948
>drider Cadence
...unf?
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>>13711946
Would a blowjob calm you down?
I'll swallow.
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>>13711946
Watch the first 8 minutes of A Friend Indeed.
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>>13711924
http://i.imgur.com/cDH466L.jpg
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>>13711919
Ponies with piercings are my weakness, I'd get the boner of a lifetime, I hope Ponyville has a brothel.
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>>13711830
>>13711854
For all the declaring of being great and powerful that she does, you didn't think she was going to exercise it this way. The ropes scratch against your wrists and ankles. You're completely tied down and helpless as her hips sink down onto you. Her great and powerful stench floods your nostrils. She had a long show and no time to wash before, so you're treated to a combination of sweat, ass, and pussy juice. You know better than to protest by now. Her swollen pussy lips sit firmly on your mouth, your nose buried right next to her anus. You know that you're going to have to fight for life if you want to breathe. The moment your tongue lashes out, she's already moaning, Her fingers dig into your hair, pulling on your scalp like a good boy. She thrusts, sinking your face deeper into her flesh. With a haughty giggle, she flicks the tip of your cock, a sensation that sends jolts through your entire body. If you make her cum six times, maybe she'll suck your dick. Maybe.

Another, please!
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Running a quest is tough but its damn good practice.
Now I want to do a request.
A DIGITAL request no less.
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>>13711956

How would you know that?
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>>13711808
I'm insulted
I've never once brought it up. Mostly because I don't think it looks that big in pictures
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>>13711980
come on man
>>13711581
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>>13711936
> Dash goes through Rarity's Miss Manners training, with starts and stops - mostly false starts.
> With some elocution and proper guidance under Rarity, Dash suddenly goes from "quaint but loveable" to "absolutely fetching"
> "Green Isn't Your Color" becomes reprised as "Seeing Rainbow-Red" as Rarity sees Dash get her calling card, champagne glass, and bed filled over and over by the most eligible bachelors in Equestria
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>>13711974
That's a pretty unattractive marevag, albeit an anatomically accurate one. Would still fug
>>
This is weird
http://imgur.com/DnPJ7CB
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>>13711982
Pinkie Pie and Gummy, brain swap
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>>13711948

>Twilight enters
>"Cadance! I was wondering if you-"
>There's a giant fucking pink alicorn spider wrapping Shiny up in silk, his boner forming a visible tent.
>"...Oh, Twilight... I'm uh..."

Actually, I don't even know where to go with this.
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>>13711966
I'll assist and snowball.
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>>13711984
Not him
But the young guys on there are pretty alright
I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them not to have AIDS though
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>>13711987
nah Dash just loves to goof around
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>>13711822
what can I say?
this is my fetish
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>>13712003

again
how do you know all of this
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>>13711993
>anatomically accurate one

no not really
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>>13712002
Sorry anon, I'm not that generous
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>>13711931
LK pls
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>>13711854
I wish there was more facesitting pics
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>>13711942
Congratulations!
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>>13712014
Because I'm horny, attractive and bi with avoidant personality disorder
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>>13712011
You're doing god's work.
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>>13712031

How many craigslist people have you fucked? Do you have aids?
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>>13711933

>Not wanting to do more aug pones
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>>13712031
>attractive

[X]Doubt
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>>13711980

>>>13711840
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>>13712048
Did Dash go too fast?
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>>13712016
>>13712016
http://i.imgur.com/wZExAkq.jpg

horse pussy is bomb as fuck
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>>13712019
What if he had enough for both of you?
What if he was saving up and that's why he's so mad

>>13712043
14 in two cities, a few more through grindr
Not as of last month, I'm a cautious top
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>>13712053
I bet you doubt an anon here has an 8" dick.
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>>13712048
unf Dashbutt unf unf
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38 days!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGqRJHzEIw
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>>13711995
Aside from the weird anatomy its pretty hot
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>>13712059
Do you smoke meth?
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>>13712057
Dash just had to have a tune up.
And hates that it takes time, time she could be going fast.
But you never rush a mechanic.
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>>13711999
> She manages to eke out "D-date night?"
> Her brother and the pastel-pink horror both bob their head and -- what she guesses is a head
> Twilight simply titters and backs out of the room slowly, closing the door, and goes to sob quietly in her apartment under a warm shower, a can of RAID at the ready
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>>13711870
>>13711843
screw dash's mind, my mind has been blown
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>>13712059
If he's pent up, I want it for myself even more
My cum fetish is 2stronk
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This is a pretty cute bug, I wonder if bugpussy is velvety and warm on the inside and can wink or like an exoskeleton
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>>13712011
More of Chrysalis's tongue

Maybe Celestia and Chrysalis tongues
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>>13711995
>If HoiHoi was western
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>>13712077
Nope
Never done anything harder than weed and never plan to
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>>13712072
sh-shut, we're not that close
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>>13712059
That sure is slutty of you anon

Then again, I'm the guy that wants to lose his virginity to an mlpg anon.
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>>13712106
How do I avoid people with AIDS?
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>>13712087
>tfw kids these days don't know about calculator humor.

>You are the old man of nerd comedy now.

>This is your generation, gramps.
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>>13712101
Warm, velvety pony tongues on my weiner would feel nice
>>
Futa tier list

Size Queen Tier: Celestia
Earth Ponies Get Compensation Tier: Applejack, Pinkie Pie
Still Shy About Having A Big Dick Tier: Fluttershy
Just Small Enough To Peg Shining Armor Tier: Cadance, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity
Definitely Overcompensating Tier: Rainbow Dash
Still Tops Her Sister Every Night Tier: Luna

discuss
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>>13712113
Don't have sex.
Or share needles.
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>>13712105
That artist is Japanese too.
http://i.imgur.com/DLDWwOI.jpg
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>>13712048
Maybe I will. I still need to practice my ponies.
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>>13712119
>Roddot meme image
pls.
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>>13712113
Don't get fucked in the ass raw, oral is safe even if you're bareback, the risk of HIV transmission from a blowjob is extremely rare
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>>13712083
>Twilight
>not immediately recognizing the source material and awkwardly blurting out the titlein perfect neighponese before she realizes what she's doing
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>>13712059
B-but snowballing is my fetish. :(
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>>13712122
So is Luna even smaller than Rainbow Dash?
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>>13712123
>Don't have sex.
>phobia of needles
Welp, Im safe
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>>13712100
>He doesn't know.
http://i.imgur.com/BJgosg8.jpg
Best vagina.
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>>13712122
I want to get dominated by a small dicked Rarity
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>>13712113
Don't bottom
Make sure you're using the right condom
Make sure you use enough lube
Ask them if they don't explicitly state they're clean
And get the fuck out of dodge if their face is emaciated
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>>13712123
I think most people smoke meth anyways
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>>13712150
>not by Celestia's behemoth
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>>13712137
>Getting mad at an image.
>"Im not a newfag!"
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>>13712083
>Some time later
>Twilight has done her best to forget all about that night, and now it all just seems like a bad dream.
>Until she gets a note from Cadance asking for advice regarding Partial Serpentine-Transformation spells.
>"P.S. Also anything you know about Goo Ponies would help too"
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>>13712142
This is also acceptable
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>>13712122
Twilight is a princess now
Shining Armor has some stretching to do
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>>13712110
Halloween is the best holiday I love it so much
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>>13712100
Her tongue is long and prehensile, she can wrap it around your cock and gently pump up and down while alternating the pressure and sensation
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>>13712011
I want to put my penis in between there, then cum and have them lap it up
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>>13712162
Celestia's big, but she's a bottom.
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>>13712170
>>13712188
this guy does good work
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>>13712188
SMALLER
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Did I get a request? Can't remember.
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Boy howdy, MLPG sure does like talking about dicks a lot!

I guess you could say you're all very gay!
>>
Would Twilight like watching you masturbate so she can take notes
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>>13710886
>>13711157
>>13711560
>>13711765
>>13712011

doing one more before sleep, any ideas? drool not obligatory
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>>13712216
Bi
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>>13712122
>Rainbow Dash isn't THAT small
>"I-It's about average..."
>But she is extremely sexually frustrated
>"Wow. Um... I've never had a stallion finish that fast..."
>"Th-that normally doesn't happen!"
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>>13712170

>2nd row, 2nd from right
>2nd row, 1st from left

these pones are kawaii as fuck
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>>13712218
I'd kiss it
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>>13712218
Foul mouthed ponies are my fetish.
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>>13712213
You decided to write Cadance and Shining armor indulging in their oviposition fetishes against Chrysalis' will


Or, could you if you don't remember what you actually picked?
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>>13712219
Fluttershy/Dash sloppy makeouts.
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>>13712230
So I guess she MT was just keeping her watersports fetish a secret
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>>13712219
Celestia running her big horse tongue along Twilight's new wings
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>>13712213
these two

>>13711986
>>13712054


but please, I beg for >>13711986
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>>13712219
Cadence licking a cock
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>>13712230
Well that's adorable.
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>>13712233
She does things with that tongue that would make a stallion go weak at the knees and groan
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>>13712219
big mac noshing violently on an apple
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>>13712230
I guess you could say that little zebra jsut got some bad news!
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>>13712169
> She manages to write it all out in as much careful technical detail as she can, with marginalia. She passes the scroll - very tightly wrapped - to Spike without comment
> Twilight then spends the next few hours with her good friends Everclear and Whiskey to drown out the morphologies she knows Cadence will simply meld into like water over her brother's frame.
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>>13712257
I want to tie her up in my yard so she can eat my grass
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>>13712266
Scrubbles, you're like the Sunday newspaper. Someone else always takes the Funnies.
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>>13712238
>>13712251
I'm crazy, but cock vore is just a bit too much.
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>>13712217
Celestia and Cadence make her come and take notes, but it's mostly an excuse to be huge teases
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>>13712170
>>13712188
i love this...i wanna do something like this
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>>13712217
Well, she'd better be okay with sloppy, gaping buttholes.
My 3 inch buttplug isn't just for show!
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>>13712285
What's stopping you?
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>>13712291
I don't know.
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What did you do?
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>>13712278
I wasn't talking about cock vore
Although that would have been fine to

I mean Cadance and Shiny have Chrysalis all full of eggs and ride her ovipositor until she fills them both
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>>13712303
sit on her face
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>>13712303
deleted my fluttershy folder
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>>13712287
its unsetteling to see the ponies individual teeth
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>>13712278
come on, live a little
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>>13712314
dissonance of detail, brah
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>>13712303
eat her friends
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>>13712303
deleted my rainbow dash folder
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>>13712303
Why would Fluttershy even give me that look? I even more meek and quiet then she is!

She's probably just in the middle of a sneeze
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>>13712326
well I deleted my derpy folder
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>>13712303
This isn't Fluttershy at all.
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Sweetie Belle wants to give you a makeover.
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Would Applejack put on a dress if her husband wanted her to wear one for a dinner invite?
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>>13712318
I already do plenty of bi stuff.
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>>13712357
do tell

or show me the pastebin
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>>13712336
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2.3 is a slut
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>>13712354
Rarity is a demanding pony.
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So I dreamt that I was in High School again and Gloomy was one of my classmates.
And before the first day she calls me to tell me she broke her legs and couldn't come and she called me because I was the only person she talks to.
Then the rest of the dream was that awkward type of conversation where each of us tried to find something to talk about and most answers to questions were ok
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>LK and rediv have fat fetish
>both of them are fairly skinny
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>>13712381
>rediv
>skinny
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Pony is being adorable without asking for permission.
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>>13712394
pony should be in the basement
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>>13712394
Pony needs to fill out the proper forms in order to be adorable.
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suddenly we slow
Start talking about fetishes again or something
Which pony shares your fetishes?
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>>13712385
super cool
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>>13712412
Chrysalis
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>>13712412
sadly none of them

pony is not canibalistic or carnivorous
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>>13712350
>You wake up with a pounding headache and are unable to move
>You're restrained to a bed!
>The CMC are right beside you on the bed
>"Oh good, you're awake!"
>"We're going to give you a make over to help get our cutie marks!"
>"Yes, a make over!"
>You try to chew your arms off, but you are simply not strong enough
>They advance on you, fumbling curlers, powders, lipstick, eyeliner and a host of other cosmetics you can't even guess that
>There's a thick cloud formed as they busily do you up, with much shoving, bickering and more then a few things dropped on the floor
>Eventually, they stop and the dust settles to reveal a most gorgeous face in the mirror! Why even Rarity would be hard pressed to create some thing so heavenly radiant!
>"We did it girls!"
>"Yeah"
>"We'll get cutie marks for sure, now!"
>But they are all one again dissapointed
>"Uh girls.....you do know that make up is for that face, right?"
>They more or less just drew a very lovely face on your chest and stomach
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Getting a blowjob from a pony is more appealing to me than fucking a pony
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>>13712437
at least you can hide it under a shirt
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>>13712241
didn't know what you meant so have a flutterdash
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>you will never rub a balloon on pony's head to make her mane stand up
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>>13712440
Blowing a pony is more appealing to me then anything else.
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>>13712433
what if pony was for cannibalism
Which pony would eat other ponies?
https://www.derpibooru.org/19406
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>>13712385
>>13712423
These are just shoops, right?
I have to ask because looking through a few pages of Cuteosphere's pony blog and it's making me wonder.
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>>13712456
>These are just shoops, right?
No.
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>>13712451
Somebody needs to draw this now
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>>13712457
softest pony
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>>13712456
They're real.
I thought they were super cute until I started reading her blog and now I have to question if they're silly little joke pics or not.
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>>13712457
now squish it like crazy!

>>13712453
Spike
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>>13712457
Haha
I like it
Would sink fingers into
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>>13712457
Is that a pregnant pony-
> BUTTERshy
A chubby pony is cute too!
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>>13712433
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Would Flitter and Cloudchaser tease Rumble about it when they notice him admiring their ample rear ends and walking stiff-legged?
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>>13712457
>>13712466
that pony is my waifu
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>>13712477
>giants/shrinking
damnit, and theres actual honest to god effort in this one
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>>13712467
they're both!
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>>13712478
>teasing him for getting a boner

Can't tell if that's sexual or just mean
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>>13712457
Awww, how cute, Anon raped Fluttershy and now he's forcing her to have his children.

That's your thing, right MT?
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>>13712482
NO, SHE'S MINE
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>>13712482
what would you do if you met your pony waffle?
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>>13712482

Why would you waifu the worst pony?
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>>13712496
she's just chubby.
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>>13712467
Well if there are pics like that one too, i guess that's somewhat reassuring that she's not gone full and complete whatever-you'd-call-it.
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>>13712466
is that why everyone sits on her?
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>>13712511
It's funny that they said shit on the show.
Horseapples. Classic.
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>>13712506

Give her the chocolate.
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>>13712477
stop it with the fucking vore, jesus christ
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>>13712489
Most Vore seems to be that way, Have this though.
http://i.imgur.com/I2jgh3A.png
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>Waifuing fluttershy
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>>13712517
she's worst pony.
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>>13712506
cover her with syrup and eat her

>>13712516
it's just one of those "boys are dumb, girls are icky" things you see kids do except with cute pony art.
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>>13712529
you are worst pony
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>>13712514
>Chubby.
Impossible.
No ponies are chubby!
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>>13712526
oh god, someone colored that

top fucking unf
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>>13712526
>let me just masturbate while your stomach acid kills me.
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>>13712517
I'd let Fluttershy sit on me, if you know what I mean

What I mean is that if she's so soft it would feel nice. Not face sitting or any fetish thing. Just some innocent lap sitting with a little hugging
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>>13712495
Well the end goal is both of them helping him relieve some tension
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>>13712529
so that's why the others sit on her then?
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>>13712489
That artist has only micro/macro vore.
Kind of a shame

>>13712526
This guy on the other hand
GODDAMN UNF
DAMMIT HE SHOULD HURRY WITH THAT DRAWING WHERE NMM EATS TWILIGHT
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>vore
I can't help but laugh after seeing a Mama Bliss comic years ago where this chick goes to a bar and eats people and shits out ghosts and they all get off on it
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>>13712528
What's wrong with that?

She seems nice
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>>13712539
I know.

I find it hard to stomach,
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>>13712272
>She's several drinks in when Spike coughs up another letter.
>"URGENT SEND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON GORGONS AND OCTOPI THX CADANCE"
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>>13712552
source?
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>>13712533
Yeah, i know. Is just when she got a blog like that you gotta wonder.
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>>13712539
Not all vore has digestion mate
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Vore is one of those things that doesn't do anything for me, it's not unf or eww to me.
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You know what would be super hot?

E-stim on Skype where you use the sound of your partners voice to get you off
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>>13712534
I'm not a pony. I'm an artist
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>>13712539
You can see his Tonsils
Dont worry she's in his throat
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>>13712574
>artist

Please make sure you make it clear that you use that term lightly
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>>13712574
Ponies can't be artists?
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>>13712554
Mamabliss is silly
All slipshine's decent artists seem a little off
Cheesyweapon is silly too

Mamabliss has done some really hot vore though, if you can get past his style
http://exhentai.org/g/520380/e51127a9c2/
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>>13712564
For the artist?
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shdingo
He has a tumblr but I'm lazy to look for it. It'll probably in the sources for thosedrawings.

he started drawing pony vore recently tough. Just a few drawing but all of them are above average
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>>13712450
oh yeah...the pic

>>13712241
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13712589

woop
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>>13712587
I'm sure they can....i mean you can be a pony and you can be an artist but you can't be a pony if you're not a pony unless you arrre?
I..um...am I a pony?
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>>13712604
UNF
Do a rarijack now.
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>>13712605
Goodnight best pony
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>>13712607
No, you're a zebra.
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>>13712574
So now ponies cant be artists? thats racist
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>>13712616
Then what are you?
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>>13712604
You're art looks great by the way.
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>>13712626
Pretty simple, but not bad
Needs more tongue

Thanks friend, sleep well
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>>13712616
So now a zebra cant be a pony? thats racist
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>>13712628
An apple
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>>13712589
Twerk?

More like TWERP!
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>>13712604
whoa
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>>13712604
>that ear piercing
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>>13712626
brety gud :DD
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>>13712604
This is exactly what I wanted.
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why do i always end up in the deep fetish part of the fandoms.

i dont want this at all.
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>>13712562
> Twilight coughs a weary hot sigh and tips a shaking quill in ink and takes tip to paper
> She manages to scribble "Elemental Serpentes Elapidae Charm applied Sahasrana RADIALLY only - fringe tips, animation slaved to Belinger's Spell, DO NOT USE 'COME TO LIFE' as discrete elements - Facial contusions to taste using Fillister's Face of Wax transmutation" and "Calamatari Verenus, applied vocally, split at THIGH and UPPER ARM respectively, radiate about the chest, take care to moisten vigorously and avoid all astringents, open flame and certain linens"
> Hands it to spike, only folding it over. She knocks back another neat whiskey before she even hears the flame catch the paper.
> She hopes - HOPES - at least they won't be asking for Ifrit and Aethereal before she hits the wall, which is rapidly approaching with the next gin and tonic. The mixing and matching feels appropriate for the balled-up sour note in her stomach.
> She wavers, partly from the drink and mostly from the thought of the heads hissing in pleasure from the user, something she may or may not have read in a slim volume tucked away under her own bed. The lemon and gin almost - but not entirely - tucks that thought away in a cool bitter blanket.
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>>13712535
she's cuter that way
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The idea of the CMC tying me up and raping me mercilessly is intensely arousing.
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>>13712626
Enjoy your ban.
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>>13712686
No one ever talks about well hung futa cmc
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>>13712626
Welp now I want to fap to Cadence...

Good night
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>>13712676
* folds that thought away, FUCK
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>>13712695
Imagine all three of them slapping your face with their futa cocks at the same time
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>>13712687
Burritos are against the rules?
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>>13712676
What happens if Twilight's wrong about one of these?
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>>13712697
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>>13712718
You really want snake heads that can act and bite entirely of their own volition without user input?
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>>13712729
Twilight's giving out magic advice while drunk, dude. She's bound to screw something up somewhere.
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>>13712715
> burritos have veins
You are a glorious winged faggot, you know that?
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what draw
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bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbutt
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>>13712742
It's a badly-rolled burrito.
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>>13712743
Scootaloo riding your wqaifu
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>>13712743
lyra
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>>13712737
No, she's very clearly cognizant of what's proper magic even waist-deep in drunk. It's her whole thing.

That said, a few more drinks and it'll dissolve into "FIGGURITOUTONYOUROWN"
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>>13712686
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>>13712743
Butts
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>>13712757
>That said, a few more drinks and it'll dissolve into "FIGGURITOUTONYOUROWN"
I smell comedy.
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>>13712705
I dont like futa, Id rather them be fully genderswapped. Then they'd be slightly larger.
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>>13712748
One that seems to have no termination
Like a dick anchored firmly to someone's crotch
You're a fucking wonder, Deaf
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>>13712766
It's a very long burrito
Dude what's you and dicks? Do you have something to tell us anon?
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>>13712766
You know, I'm perfectly capable of making myself look like an idiot if you'd just have a little patience. You don't need to expend so much effort.

Also Cadence has no termination either; are we assuming she's sprouting out of somebody's crotch too?
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>>13712686
it could happen
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>>13712757
"That's it Spike, I'm done! No more letters asking for help with ... that! I'm going to bed."

>Thanks Twilight, that really helped.
Now, this is kind of embarrassing, but how do I undo this?
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>>13712782
unf
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>>13712760
U tellin me this kids gettin pussy at 14

fck
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>>13712715
Burritos don't have veins.
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>>13712686
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/yemen/bride-8-dies-of-injuries-on-wedding-night-in-yemen-1.1228706
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>>13712686
http://i.imgur.com/rTaDXOb.gif
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>>13712746
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBCGbGtCxBk
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>>13712813
Oh shit, its a gif now
Unf
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do Knight and Fawn have names beyond Knight and Fawn?

and does Knight have a sword that he holds in his mouth?

you know what, just tell me about Knight and Fawn. i wasn't paying attention and i should have been.
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>>13712746
oh boy another stupid meme for the bronies to repeat nonstop
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Have you ever watched a guy's cock from underneath when he cums?
It's fucking amazing
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>>13712840
Guys make the cutest noises when you suck them off.
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>>13712820
>>13712746
>>13712832
it's not so bad, the original video is pretty cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdTM22O1iqw
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Rediv just tore her vagina with her new dildo.

Guess she should have listened
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>>13712760
>>13712786
>>13712811
I uh
I was imagining them aged up and genderswapped. Foals ain't for sexual.
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>>13712142
>>13712757
>After firing off her final missive, Twilight looks down at the crumpled piece of paper Cadance sent.
>It's asking about Salamanders and Plant Ponies.
>A slow, creeping horror washes over her as she recognizes the plot to "Monstermare Ency-clop-edia v3"
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>>13712788
>Cadance attending to her official duties the next day.
>Desperately trying to hide the mass of tentacles that she now has in place of legs.
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>>13712867
>Aged up
>r63
UNF OF UNFS

>Sweetie cuddles you after it's over
>You're still tied up though
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>>13712880
>salamanders

unf

we need MLP salamanders
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>>13712840
>>13712857
..I'm intrigued now
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