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>>13710328
Why isn't it tab?

>>13710328
>you'll never fuck Cloudchaser while she's amped up on energy drinks

I want to hug my tulpa pony. What is a new way we can hug?

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God tier energy drink

>>13710328
>You will never get super grunked out on energy drinks with a cute pony late at night and crash hard, sleeping all day together nonsexually under the covers and the tv on

Applebloom.

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>"Anon darling, you are simply too small"

>>13710349
all according to plan

>>13710372
No, you're too loose

>>13710372
FUCK YOU CUNT I'M HUGE BACK ON EARTH

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Why does everyone seem to hate your favorite pony?

Because everyone just thinks so LITTLE of them!

>>13710372
So do something about it

>>13710349
>IE
>Ever

My condolences, isaac.

>>13710370
the best filly and best pony

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>>13710358
Guys. Help.
The voices are getting loud.
Get out my head Charles.

>>13710372
Maybe you should stop shoving things bigger than your torso up there.

Apples

>>13710372
Rarity, look. I'm longer than this dildo you had in the top of your dresser. How much bigger were you expecting?

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>>13710395
We've been over this.

http://strawpoll.me/469270

Last time I'll post this
Help us science

>>13710393
>Wanting chasers on /lgbt/
You can keep them
Or send them to /b/

>>13710352
I want an overly enthusiastic deepthroat blowjob from a tweaked out Cloudchaser and make her gag on my enormous load when it gushes down her throat

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>>13710385

>>13710402
Massive insertions is one of my biggest fetishes
There is very little pony porn of it

>>13710372
It's big enough for Sweetie Belle!

>>13710409
>no "Would fuck anything on the planet and then some" option

>>13710372
"Well it's not your fault for getting me this shirt without asking me what my size was. Eh- I'll grow into it.
It's the thought that counts; thank you love."

>>13710412
>your load
>enormous

Stacked?
If so is it worth the money?

>>13710404
That's for sounding

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Flitter > cloudchaser

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>>13710406
and you are still wrong

>>13710426
what the fuck would be "and then some?"

Actually fucking the planet?

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>>13710396
Oh gosh she's so adorable.

I wonder how her subjects would react to you telling her she's adorable.

Which pony could help me with my homework?
I think I'm going to dunk.

Guys. Pinkie is in my bed and won't stop looking at me. Please advise.

>>13710423
sweetie is not for sexual, anon

she is for non sexual little sister love

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> "Should we go back to your place?"

>>13710360
muh nigga

>>13710458
Flip her over and punish her ass, sexually if you have too.
Gotta be tough with these ponies or they'll walk all over you.

>>13710458
Wake up.

>>13710442
>not wanting to fuck aliens
https://static1.e621.net/data/ce/4b/ce4b8704e1fc7433278102291ccad709.jpg

>>13710458
Staring contest. It's the only way.

>>13710452
Exchange nervous glances.
Become even more nervous when she kisses you.

>>13710409
>4 people fucked both and Bi
Wasn't that also the exact number of people who said they were bi?

>>13710439

>the option of twins
>not fucking both

it's like being offered two 100 dollar bills and only taking one of them

>>13710461
AJ
We live in the same place
We're kin
Can we try anal tonight?

>>13710477
I've got a massive fetish for dicks that are disproportionately large compared to the mate

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>that feel when no one responds to you in MLPG

>>13710524
>tfw someone always responds to you
It's like having a friends

>>13710524
>tfw you easily get multiple (you)s in a post and get at least twenty+ each thread

>>13710460
I wonder what it would be like having a little pony for a sister.

http://i.imgur.com/LkIdX5H.png

what does getting a magicjob while your shaft gets licked feel like

I was in an actual circlejerk today, mlpg

>>13710412
And then she immediately straddles your lap and starts grinding her crotch against your softening dick.
"ComeoncomeoncomeON! There's gotta be more in there! I want my turn!"
She keeps rubbing the underside of your dick against her labia until you're nice and hard again.

>>13710547
Well, you can at least find out what it'd be like to have one as a sister-in-law.

>>13710547
probably like having a little sister, but she has some tendancies of an autistic savant

>>13710552
>married porn
This is the best kind.

Listen for the rest of this thread you all are forbidden from talking about anything but vaginas. You can discuss heterosexual intercourse with vaginas but try to keep references to the penis minimal.

To keep it MLP related they can be horse vaginas.

>>13710553
how was it?

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>>13710481
Why do I love this raccoon so much?

>>13710553
Unf
Who had the biggest dick there?

>>13710570
fun
I came 4 times in one hour

>My Little Pony: Withered Days
>It's hard to tell what the exact demographic is since it has heartwarming family reunions, comedic scenes with the mane six's pets, and a super cute musical number with the CMC, but it also has blood, swearing, and a disturbing horror twist halfway through it.

>>13710524

If you want replies, post bait.

Example:
>Tex is a shit poster
>GG is a failure sucking as much money from the fandom as he can
>MegaSweet is a pedophile who shouldn't be allowed to attend Pony conventions

>>13710574
She looks like a qt azn.

>>13710567
What about futa cocks?

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>>13710479
to her subjects it just looks like she's kissing your cheek, but you feel the corner of her lips on yours. The ponies that aren't nervous enough to walk out are all fidgeting in place.

>>13710436
No, I take a multivitamin though. They've always been larger than normal, the bigger it is the more satisfying as a general rule of thumb.

>>13710564
>married

but this is from when she was babysitting twilight

>>13710567
I love fucking butts and frotting with my boyfriend

>>13710577
7.5"

Celestia's wide birth canal

>>13710579
how did you end up in a situation like that?

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>>13710585
But...I don't care about any of those things.
I just want to talk about my favorite pony.

And hugging my imaginary ponies.

>>13710587
Listen I don't want you to go to hell. That sounds like queer devil garbage so I'm not gonna allow it.

>>13710553

That's pretty fuckin' gay.

>>13710590

Trying to imagine what a big white cartoon horse mouth would feel like all over my own is hot

>>13710552
>>13710552
>magicking the head while licking the shaft

I'd go off like a geyser

>>13710606
A little disappointing
>tfw you'll never find someone >=9"

>>13710615
What about cuntboys?

>>13710597
But that's HEDONISTIC.

>>13710609
why would it be?

she's never had children

>>13710617
Apparently horses have very muscular tongues

http://i.imgur.com/4F19C4k.png

>>13710617
But she's pink.

>>13710632

>hedonism

How fucking heretical

>>13710646
That's not a horse, that's a whorgiraffe

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>>13710590
Celestia is kinda hot and I don't jerk off to ponies

>>13710611
my group of friends always fool around with each other, this was just the first time we all got together to do it

>>13710616
But it felt so good

>>13710627
That's fine I guess it's only the faggots that I'm worried about

>>13710595
unf
Do you edge, too?

>>13710669
>But it felt so good

Unless they were trannies, shotas, or fem teens, I'm not interested.

>>13710659
That tongue action looks like it feels good.

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>>13710662
she's naturally pretty.

>>13710646
that little bit of tongue. unf.

>>13710393
> DDDDEGENERATE SHIIIITTTT
> QUEEEERS
Go to /pol/ you dense motherfucker.

>>13710692
There was only one girl under 20

>>13710554
I'd die of exhaustion if her sister was tweaking too.

Tiarawhy flash when?

>>13710702
Princess tongue baths on your penis would feel so good.

>>13710724
Soon
It's going to be his last one, though
I called it a month ago

>>13710724
When you pay the cold hard cash.

>>13710712
>There was only one girl under 20

Any over?

>>13710715
You'd probably die of asphyxiation first.
Because you can bet she'd have her ass on your face the whole time her sister is busy with your dick.

>>13710737
3

>>13710724
Is he still gonna make that Button flash? I was looking forward to that one.

http://i.imgur.com/ycBE4uP.png

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Why is dressing Trevor like Dale Gribble so funny to me?

>>13710743
Cheating bitch.

>>13710729
I can't even imagine

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Never fucking change.

>>13710741
>3

Umf.

So, lemme tell you about RuneScape

>>13710739
>facesitting

I would die happy, getting worked over by two pegasus twins while one sits on my face is way up there in my fetish tier

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>>13710481
>>13710574
Nurse Crackers > Coco

>>13710741
HOLY SHIT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE HERE?
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?

>>13710743
I-i-i-it a-ain't g-g-gonna s-s-suck its-s-self...!!

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>Be You
>Arrive in Equestria
>Find pones
>Turns out they really are little
>Like, fit in the palm of your hand little
wat do?

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>>13710702
Celestia is an okay princess

>>13710756
Chrysalis could wrap her tongue around your shaft and milk you

>>13710731
he quit? thank god.

>>13710741

All of their ages? Including the under 20 girl.

>>13710743
>using magic

Well that's kinda cheating since she could just make it feel like your cock is getting licked and sucked 100 times over and mindrape you with pleasure

>>13710786
Hoard them all

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>>13710786
I always secretly wanted this

>>13710731
I guess he's made all the money he could possible want.

What can pony and human do?

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Fluttershy wants to play board games with you

>>13710779

It was 7 guys and 4 girls, but the girls mostly just wanted to watch.

>>13710802
2 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.

>>13710786
Defend Ponyville in exchange for some of their food
Open a homeless shelter in the house that I build
Maybe persue a romantic but relationship with one

Imagine giving tiny pone a facial

>>13710786
He'll be an outcast. They'll kill him.
No... he will be a god to them

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>>13710790
>Chrysalis milking me with an exorbitantly-long tongue
m-muh fetish...

>>13710759
When it's pony an entire new set of rules come into play.
strawpoll.me/469284/r

>>13710786
Collect em.

Strangely enough they travel across the globe to see my collection of their own species.

>>13710794
He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeah. He could've kept it going for the rest of the 8 years that FiM is going to be on air, but he decided to step back and let others have a shot at the glory. Very upstanding move by the guy

>>13710794
He got offered a "real" animation job

>>13710829
>tfw you never get invited to orgies

Should I buy those Hot Topic pony figures they have? I have the coupon ready.
I know I want a Pinkie Pie one, but who should the other one be?

>>13710842
But that doesn't ask if YOU want to be female or male at the time of the three-way

>>13710831
>romantic butt relationship

>>13710829
>2 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.

unf unf unf.

You probably had two dudes beside you though.

>>13710848
>He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeah

I'd honestly believe this.

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>>13710787
a very okay princess. maybe the MOST okay princess.

>>13710850
sure

>>13710850
>skill doesn't matter when it comes to getting hired by animation studios
>viewcounts do
well fuck me in the ass

>>13710862
>tfw you fuck up sentences because you change your mind in the middle of writing it

>>13710873
that's the worst. I just gave up talking to people

>>13710872
It's not who you are it's who you know.

rediv

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>>13710729

>>13710871
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13701914#p13703592

>>13710840
I want all 3 princesses to magically freeze me in place and gently tease my head with their tongues until I explode, with plenty of dirty talk in those sultry voices

>Pinkie Pie wants to show Twilight a trick she learned from watching The Legend of Korra.

What happens?

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>>13710880
I wanna spend time with her

>>13710765
You'll really get her sopping if you give her a nice rimming. Nothing revs her engine like some assplay.
Just be prepared for her to roughly shove her sister out of the way and forcibly claim her turn with your cock.
Because you know she'd only be able to wait for so long while she's wired.

>>13710860
I took into consideration that there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.
And that's okay.

>>13710855
I'll just go with Lyra.
Fuck you again MLPG.
~Anon

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>>13710869
>Celestia and Luna will never go into Hyper Princess Mode to defeat a season-finale villain

>or they will, but Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic Beam or some stupid shit like that

>>13710894
the trick takes too long to perform and it isn't very good anyways

>>13710900
Yes, but
I only want to fuck two stallions if I become the little mare, your prompts assume you're as you are now - i.e. male

>>13710900
I want to be spitroasted by zebras

>>13710844
10/10 would visit collection of own species.

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>83.3% of straight males in MLPG are virgins
>Only 25% of bisexual males in MLPG are virgins

Okay MLPG, one of my friends is commissioning me for a fic. It needs rape, hair pulling, and dickgirls. Which characters should I use?

>>13710926
IS THAT A CONDOM?

>>13710900
>there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.
really?

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>>13710893
which one has the longest tongue? how many times can it wrap around you?

>>13710886
c-celestia... pls...

>>13710886
http://i.imgur.com/GYAT5Vt.jpg

Pony tonguejobs are my favorite thing, especially if they have tongue studs.

>>13710933
Twilight raping Trixie
Cheerilee raping Diamond Tiara

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>>13710913
>Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic Beam

Nigga that sounds awesome.
That's some precure shit right there.

>>13710880
I like it when she draws butts

>>13710944
Our female drawfags are sluuuuts

>>13710933
SUNSET SATAN AND TWILIGHT

>>13710915
>>13710918
I've personally considered both these options myself, but I'll add them to the vote if I make another.

>jessy's birthday tomorrow
>want to draw her something but no way to send it to her
welp


>>13710930
>tfw part of the 16.7%

>>13710933
Twixie either way

>>13710955
links?

>>13710933
chrysalis, obviously. she can do whatever the hell she wants.

>>13710949
Vinyl would totally have a tongue-stud

>>13710948
Cadence, no contest, she torments Shiny with it and makes him whimper and squirm

>>13710963
send it to her tumblr or post it here

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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/23/408565__solo_fluttershy_explicit_nudity_animated_penis_clothes_futa_masturbation_solo+futa_bottomless_futashy_hoodie_artist-colon-apony.gif
Does this even work?

>>13710955
They should illustrate their fantasies for us.

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I fucking hate you MLPG.

>>13710815
>dat pic
muh heart

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>>13710963
>knowing contributefags' birthdays

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>>13710934

>>13710982
She'd probably be up for the novelty of sucking off a human too, just to see if she could make him squirm.

>>13710990
I want to try this. With a rumbling pony under me.

>>13710994
y-you too

>>13710933
>paying for a 4 sentence paragraph

top gun

>>13711006
Well, birthdays show up on deviantart.
>not following artbros and giving them bday art

>>13710990
Yes

>>13710873
I constantly do this while typing something. A good rule of thumb is that if you decide to change a way something is written to just erase the whole thing instead of edit it to make it right.

>>13710878
Unfortunately I can't fix my stuttering, stammering, loss of words or inability to carry a conversation.

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Stram was fun.

>>13710990
The vibrations from the washer stimulate her vagina and balls

It's the same reason girls can cum from you smacking their ass, those vibrations go right to the clit

>>13710990
Fuck that hoodie is adorable on her.

>>13710951
>>13710969
Trixie raping Twilight at the strip club?

Also, gonna take requests. You all know the rules. Cloppy as possible, please.

>>13710990
Probably not, maybe if it was a really shaky one and you held your dick right up against it. You can definetly cum from vibrating sensations, I've done it with a vibrating alarm but a Hitachi magic wand works best, because you can hold it right under your head and roll it around.

>>13711014
But she'd be so used to servicing stallions that barely last 10 seconds.
She'd probably see it as a challenge.

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>stalking tripfags

>>13711033
you never got me bday art
even when I drew you something...
I guess im not your artbro ;_;

What would pone's reaction be if HL3 was confirmed Friday?

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I just fapped to the thought of deepthroating Braeburn.

God damn it /mlp/, what have you done to me?

Just.... God fucking damn it.

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>>13711043
Also this one.

>>13711064
I know that feel.

>>13711043
>that Sweetie
HNNGH

>>13711053
No PWA. Princess Twilight raping Trixie.

>>13711025
I write fics for money, bro.

>>13711053
Celestia tying Anon to the bed and teasing him

>>13711069
what were you wearing

>>13711057
That too, it'd be neat to get a blowjob while sitting in a chair without the other party needing to bend down, while standing their heads are right at your crotch so they could just go right at it. Pony muzzles look soft as hell.

>>13711069
You have no one to blame but yourdick

>>13711053
Sunset Satan dominating Twilight, cocksmacking her and fucking her mouth

>>13711069
Call me when you've gotten off to Darf's Wonderbolts fic.

>>13711075
that's an adorable little hug nuzzle

>>13711069
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I WANT YOUR DREAMS

>>13711088
It's a strange time when you can get paid for something like that.

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>>13711075
Luna looks so happy there! almost as happy as this twilight.

>>13711075
Goat you're my favourite artist.

>>13711057
Vinyl isn't a whore. Fuck you anon.

>>13711059
Good think I only keep tabs on namefags. But they don't even know I'm watching them.

>>13711091
do this, with lots of erotic teasing and magicjobs

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>>13711059
>pic
What does that even mean?

>>13711059
As a person who uses the pronoun 'they' in a singular form sometimes to refer to a distant third party (usually to avoid singling someone out for blame) this rustles my jimmies.

>>13711120
It's a genderless pronoun that doesn't demand everybody adopt an entire new word(s).

>>13711055
>I've done it with a vibrating alarm

What kinds of alarm? Any?

>a Hitachi magic wand works best
to the google mobile

>>13711036
>>13711044
How did you guys do it?

What does the stack have in it again?

>>13711069

>Post ends in 69

Oh the ironing

>>13711120
i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shit

>>13711111
Thank you. It's nice to hear that I'm doing at least a passable job.

i hate when mlpg gets all sexual

>>13711065
It better fucking not be
If they announce it I don't think I'll be able to kill myself till it's out

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Best sweaty footjob horse, she's not smelly like Dash because she's not a slob slut

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>>13710790

>>13711104
Bronies are a strange species. Pegasisters, even weirder. She's promised to masturbate on voicechat while reading my fics.
>>13711113
There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.

>>13711150
>Dash a slob
DYEWTS?

>>13711135
hitachi wands are wonderful devices
http://www.vibeplayground.com/hitachi-magic-wand/

>>13711158

>>13711085

>>13711135
Get a bullet vibe and a condom, put the vibe under your cock head, put the condom on over it, and turn it on.

BUTTS
BUTTS
BUTTS

>>13711135
don't remember, I was like 12 when I did it when I was in that stage where you try masturbating with everything

>>13711043
>taking Chistery's advice in stream
Fuck this gay earth

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>>13711158
>There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.
One gets paid and one doesn't?

>>13711138
Lecithin is the most important for cum
You can pick up granules cheaply at a decent supermarket or healthfood store

Pygeum is great for precum which is super hot when you're jerking off or getting blown
Buy extract powder if you can

>>13711148
Me too. Sex actually kinda grosses me out.

>>13711144
Draw a goat filly in ponyville school.

>>13711171
Problem with that is it makes your dick go numb if you do it for too long, especially if it's a strong vibe. I like the ones with the pulse settings because the sensation varies.

>>13711179
men are the ultimate whores

>>13711075
"Don't be a fag, go for it" sells it.

>>13711183
>tfw you'll never slowly enlighten someone to the pleasures of sex

>>13710634
>Celestia and Luna both decided long ago not to have children, for a variety of reasons.
>But now and then, Celestia gets wistful and wonders what it would be like to have a foal of her own.
>Taking on students and an active role in her subject's lives has helped, but still...

>>13711143
>i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shit

Moot, never fix this I love it.

>>13711181
How much of each? I have Lecithin, but the pygeum i just have xtract tablets.

>>13711157
anon... this isn't fair. stop posting these pictures. I can't take it. I'm afraid to ask, but... how long is that tongue?

http://i.imgur.com/kULGEPX.jpg

>>13711150
Sweaty girls are my favorite.

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>>13711166
Too pour for that

>>13711171
Maybe even that

>>13711174
You are me

>>13711194
Interesting

Also have a ponys

>>13711191
uno momento por favor

>>13711201
You have to be careful, sometimes you end up making them resent it even more. It's not for everyone

>>13711197
men and women are the same.
I hate them all.

>>13711181
Yeah, but good luck finding it in anything but soy.

I don't know this from the stack but some recipe I used called for lecithin as a thickener/binder and one of the party guests was terribly allergic to soy.

How well do Pone RPGs work out?

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What should I sketch to warm up?

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>"Are you ready to go hiking anon? It's going to be a hot day outside"

>>13711179
And there's nothing wrong with either.

>>13711237
a fish!

>>13711237
Sketch a pony sketching a pony sketching a pony.

>>13711225
The Hitachis are kinda expensive but you can get a nice bullet vibe for 10-15 bucks, make sure you get one with multiple settings

>>13711150
I want to tug that bikini-bottom down with my teeth and rut her senseless.

>>13711235
super lesbian horse rpg when

>>13711237

Fleetfoot.

>>13711237
>What should I sketch to warm up?

JC DENTON IN DA FRESH

>>13711237
Rainbow Dash showing Fluttershy 8008 on the calculator

>>13711237
Draw Cheerilee biting Big Mac's ear.

>>13711247
Does the drawing get progressively worse as it goes deeper?

>>13711237
Filly Trixie eating fruit gushers!

>>13711234
You can get sunflower lecithin, not sure how expensive it is

>>13711231
>It's not for everyone
actually it is, its sort of a biological instinct

>>13711237
Sweetie Belle playing football with her dad.

>>13711241
It is when you waifu a pony.

>you will never get your frosting all over Mrs. Cake's belly

>>13711166
Babeland puts a portion of their proceeds to safe sex campaigns and women and men's health as well as their sex ed classes, so

http://www.babeland.com/Magic-Wand-Gee-Whiz-Combo/d/3461

>>13711249
I wanna lick those feet and suck on those freakishly oversized tits.

>>13711217
I take 5g of Lecithin and 250mg of 12% phytosterols pygeum powder daily

The 12% is really really strong compared to like Swansons stuff. I could probably take less but I need to used the 100 grams before they get too old

>>13711266
the instinct is there, but not everybody reacts to it the same way

>>13711235
What do you mean? How well do they play? How often are they finished?

How it's made is irrelevant, RPGs have a shit ton of parts to them and using something to make them is fine, just effort needs to be made.

>>13711265
Yeah, but those come in pills. I wound up using some gluten-free egg replacer / thickener, it worked out alright.

>>13711282
seems like a good cause, it's just too much money

>>13711283
I wanna see her bite down on her lower lip and curl her toes when she cums

>>13711259
It gets better

>>13711286
Where'd you get the extract from? Also I wouldn't worry about it getting old, that stuff will last for years, of course the manufacturer says it'll expire in 6 months, that way you throw it out and buy more.

>>13711288
It's hard to explain it to people who only think of your dick.
Three times did my "friends" try to get me laid with some random bitch (three different random bitches.)

>"Anon no! Thats the wrong hole!"
ahhhnnn~

>>13711240
You're going to go like that? You're going to get your knees all banged up. Are you bringing enough water? You should wear taller socks in case we go through some tall grass.

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Has anyone drawn that 6-limbed hug from Celestia Quest yet? I can't draw it myself and I don't have the money to commission it...

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> Wake up
> Go downstairs
> See this

Want some syrup with your pancakes?

>>13711298
I can respect that.

If you're okay buying the attachments a la carte, THIS is really affordable, with a speed controller no less.

http://amzn.com/B0089175GE

>>13711311
>no hat

LEWD

>>13711297
Why were you giving party guests a semen volume enhancer?

>>13711299
I love when you have those orgasms that make you toes curl, feels so goddamn good

>>13711311
ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS PANCAKES.