Not even a horse: >>13678033Rubmlest horse:
horses are gay
And so this is how mlpg ends. With a whimper.>sunday>no postings
>>13681010That's a good thing, gilda.
Why does rumblest horse look like a filly but is clearly not
>>13681010babbies with gildahttp://derpibooru.org/406364?scope=scpefc8897342f1c5d519b4d29186a553cd76b628a2d
>>13681020Because there is variety in how pony's muzzle is shaped.
Trying to come up with some new sketches for the printbook thing. Not sure which one I want to go with.
>>13681014everyone is brobably doing something else.also grey Pegasus master race
>>13681046Bubblebutt is the best butt.
>>13681074"Mmmnn... super clean..."
On the bright side this means we have temporary relief from her
>>13681074Holy mother of lewd
>>13681038did someone say arise
Why is the pegasus race the best race?
>>13681122Heartnotes is BCS' reddit account and it's where she goes to shitpost when she's banned
>>13681115if thats BCS thank fuck
>>13681121well time for me to leave
>>13681041The pin-up thing?I feel like the second one is a great opportunity for sideboobs.
>>13681135where are you going to go?
>>13681140That is a nice pone you have there
>>13681041The one on the left looks more promising - can't really see much of rarity in the right one due to the chair
>>13681140You know what? I really like the stallions.
>>13681169MAKE WAY FOR DLC
>>13681169I want Flying Saucer to make a dropbox or imgur dump for all of his background stallions
>>13681169I am glad someone else thinks thatThe stallions are just as adorable as the mares in this showI just wish we would have one as a more recurring character that uses the standard background stallion design. All the male recurrings get unique, pretty different designs for the most part
okay, listen. I had a crazy idea.What if the brain is actually a gateway through the multiverse?What if what you actually imagined was not the product of your "imagination" but instead the memory of what happened in another universe?Think of a pony doing something, it must have happened beacuse everything must happen in a infinite set of infinite spaces.Think of a being, that must exist. It must have done what you've just thought.Thought and imaginationa s we see them are not a complicated mental process, but a more complicate Palantir on every universe ever existed. Due to the fractality of reality and the universes themselves, you're actually seeing what happened, what is and and what will happen in any given universe.So right now I know I'm fucking a pony in my bed. It's just that it's happening in generic universe number 10040404040410351.Isn't this brilliant?
>>13680988my little elitist /co/ nostalgia autistic cock sucking circle jerking general>>>/mlpg.co/
>>13681157>can't really see much of rarity in the right one due to the chairTrue, although I could just rotate the whole thing.If I do the left one, I may just put her in the silk bedgown she was wallowing in in Suited for Success.
>>13681140PON PONWEI WEI WEIPON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
>>13681174PLEASE PAY FOR DLC
>>13681196>>Think of a being, that must exist.I will just think of myself enjoying a nice summer evening with my waifu then!
>>13681196sounds good to me, and your thoughts on dreams?
it sucks having a small pony picture folder, i'm already out of images...
>>13681196What's the point if this version of myself isn't living with pony then?Why can't an alternate me imagine me in specific being in Equestria? Why can't I imagine myself imagining myself in specific being in Equestria?
>>13681196The whole multi-verse theory is absurd.If there are an infinite number of universes where an infinite number of possibilities occur, then there must be a universe where something occurs right now to destroy all other universes.We are, however, still here. Checkmate, scientists.
>>13681226well, you can't manipulate a gateway for images. it's like trying to draw a world and then crying because you can't run into it.
>>13681239>well, you can't manipulate a gateway for images.Says you. I will just find a way to mindswap with the other me, abusing this gateway.
>>13681186I already did that for anon awhile ago, though for generic background pones. Stallions included though.https://www.dropbox.com/s/if084ajmbom84rz/SaucersBackgroundPonySwarm.zipThey are only my caps and .gifs and unsorted though
batpony ear tufts
>>13681196>Isn't this brilliant?if you're /x/ then yeah, but this isn't /x/ and I haven't /x/ed in years
>>13681245This guy was pretty cute.I really like his mane.
>>13681238but a universe that interacts with another one isn't possible. although, some theories say thats what gravity is, and you theory still makes sense. But, only because you don't grasp the concept of infinity.
>>13681256A bunch of the apple stallions were really cute aside from him as well, it was a pleasant surprise
>>13681220Dreams are signals sent by the gods to tell us how awful we are.Oh well, okay, Dreams are un-conscious recollections of what is happening in other universes. you're not actively thinking of them, but it still happens because of quantum resonances creating extremely small packets of energy every millisecond, some of them, at random hitting the raw frequencies your brains is syncronized with and creating the dreams.
>>13681249the best tufts
>>13681249i think i had bat pony dreams too last night but i have forgetten them, and it was art related.
>>13681250>not being /x/
>>13681238That has both happened and not happened.Simultaneously.
>>13681257Ah, but the multi-verse theory itself states that an infinite number of possible universes must exist.Therefore, there must be a universe where interaction with other universes is possible. If not, then the theory itself is null-and-void, as we've proposed a possible universe that doesn't seem to exist.
>>13681244I'm sure there's a unvierse where you are able to do that.It is not this one.
We science now.
>>13681274shamefulwrite your dreams down after you wake up in future
>>13681274>>13681273>batpony general is more active than mlpgWhat have we become
>>13681280As anon said, it happened and at the same did not happen. Because if it did happena t the same time there must be a universe in which the whole deal was stopped.
>>13681283>It is not this one.Goodbye cruel world
>>13681245thanks for sharing. Stallions really ARE cute especially crystal stallion
>>13681271sounds good tooalthough these thoughts have been thought and expounded on already. and not in that sense, but, i have heard this theory before. and coincidences with a bunch of other astral projection/metaphysical stuff.
>>13681290you're god damn right we are
>>13681294it's like 10am in murrkaall the americlaps are still masturbating after they woke up
>>13681130>ancient greek style>private cities on the sky>weather controlling and walking on the clouds>the most of them sporty and clearer than the others>warrior race>even the slower fliers can fly with over 100 km/h>wings that can be used as hands
>>13681280personally i love this theoryhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
>>13681305you know what I really think of this theory though? It's goddamn stupid,because even if I say that my brain is a chicken, that's as true as what I've said before. It cannot be proved and, in fact, many facts prove against it.It's just a fun little thing to think and nothing more.
>>13681290we stallions nowAND science
>>13681292i know, but, some things are best left out of the conscience collective
>tfw no more tombstone just announced he won't be making anymore pony songs
>>13681301Ohhoho. But there must also be a universe that is exempt from this rule. Again, if there isn't then then the multi-verse theory is disproved.As I'm not shaking hands / hooves with ponka right now, we know for sure that there is no universe where she can appear in my own universe, and so we know that at least one possible universe doesn't exist.
>>13681312no it's not, it's like 8
>>13681304Oh yes. He is probably my favorite currently.
>>13681336there must always be a batpone
>>13681294no i have bpg up, and you are more activebut i suspect, we have a few other crossposting anon
I just ponied in your bathroom, I'm very sorry.
>>13681348maybe on worst coast
Even if the ride comes to an end, i'm glad to have been a part of it back when the show was still on at its prime.Ok, tha'ts probably a lie since I only got into it during the first hiatus, but seasons 2 was great.
>>13681325subjective reality is a bitch aint it?This poster supports Tulpa creation! I recommend a changling tulpa personally.
>>13681280Are you sure? Maybe there are global rules, like "everything can happen, EXCEPT when it generates a paradox".Speaking of global rules, I just read moot's message. That's pretty cool.
I think FS might be the only tripfag here who genuinely likes talking about the show in discussions that aren't "pony should pony pony"
>>13681338What a wonderful feel.>>13681345But quantum tells us that it is already happening anon. every second, billions of billions of events like the one you've said (death of reality) are happening. We're dying every millisecond and at the same time we're not.It's shrodinger's principle.
>>13681365It's going to take half an hour to get the smell out
>>13681353ok enough, of that, the natives will get restless
>>13681372I already tried a tulpa. I got to the point when I forced I felt shivers up my spine and I could hear her talk every now and then, but I decided that living as a shut-in just to talk with a renegade part of my brain was not the best outcome in life for a virgin like me. I can and am doing better.
>>13681338Is it good?
>>13681377FS pleaseno need to draw more attention, you don't deserve it so muchalso:>who genuinely likes talking about the showYou mean - personal, retarded, brony-level fanon? Sorry, it has nothing to do with the show.Also:>praising tripfagsYou are everything that is wrong with MLPG,. Go back to piss.
>>13681392>implying I'm not an mlpg native>implying mlpg wasn't discussing bat ponies since last year
>>13681388that reminds meWhat's your excuse today MLPG?
>>13681401Now THIS is shitposting
>>13681400he's shit.>>13681404>ponyanon we're discussing quantum theories subjective reality and the multiverse theory. There will be another time for "pony".
>>13681372I don't support tulpas. I prefer spending my time on the internet rather than actively trying to become insane.
>>13681408>What's your excuse today MLPG?The same I have every day: I'm a lazy slob
>>13681408I hate myself. Also, I need to figure out what clothes look good on me for business casual because I need to find a job that isn't minimum wage.
>>13681396why not both?>>13681407other natives, ratheralso, i have too been talking and discussing both bat pone and plane pony for a year or more with mlpg
>>13681408excuse you, pink ponyI'm doing my best
>>13681408I'm writing.Also I don't have a tablet here, so I can't post here even if I had to.
>>13681431Because alienating yourself from reality and thinking that voices in your head are real people isn't good for your already low social skills
>>13681431plane ponies are dead because jessy is deadwhen she stops being dead and moves into a new place plane ponies will continue to not be dead and merely on life support
>>13681378My brain now hurts.
christ why is it always so difficult to stay hard once the condom is onunprotected I've never had any problems but christ condoms make things difficult
pony baked you a cake
>>13681420well, its a nice mind excersie , and like everything, moderation is the key. i have noticed a +1 spike in visualization and creativity since i started.
>>13681408Recovering from a party and buying a suit for an interview. Don't give me that look panka ponk, you'll always be number one in my heart~
>>13681457>waifu baked me a cake
>>13681457tell smitty that he's an idiot for me
>>13681451But the wonderful thing is that isn't not hurting and hurting at the same time!
Pone wants more cookies
>>13681455buy a bigger condomnormal size ring squeezes the shit out of me, and the magnum gold ones are prettier with the gold foil wrapper. or try different brands
>>13681465brain damaged stalkerpon is good waifu.
>>13681462You're right, I didn't think about it. On the other hand, that's something you could work on even without making a tulpa.
>>13681483She's clogging my facility and I'm already running 60 billions/s. Pony has a problem.
>>13681489She is the cutest completely unhinged stalker around
>>13681448ETA RTB for jessy?
>>13681130can someone post that picture in the upper right? I really like it but seems I didn't save it last time i saw it posted
>>13681408I'm going out for a bit
>>13681491exactly. I'm telling you, if your life is successful, you have friends, you have a girlfriend and you get out often, you're free to make a tulpa.If you know you'll end up masturbating in your room while your mother calls for dinner, don't. There are better ways to get creative.
>>13681223I have almost 10k pictures to choose from
>>13681501I don't knowI sent her a request for a plane pone commission a few days after she posted that she was taking them so I assume she's just unable to get online for the time being
>>13681401If anything he was trashing tripfags. >You mean - personal, retarded, brony-level fanon? Sorry, it has nothing to do with the show.Just like pony should pony pony am I right, tex?
pony just stole your oc
>>13681366but its 11 on worst coast
Pony can't stop eating cookies
>>13681491that can work too, spoiler alert: they usually turn into thoughtforms then tulpas anyways. Writers always talk about how their chars develop into their own. Even Tara and other VA talk about how they become into there own. Multiplicty is much more common then you think. It's just there is a lack of proper language that discribes them and the stigma of anything that has to do with anything out of the status quo.
>>13681525that's basically what fs does
>>13681534You dun good, anon.
>>13681524that is great news, thanks
>>13681541Pony has been spending too much time with Pinkie Pie. Pony is grounded from visiting her for one week.
>>13681525>Just like pony should pony pony am I right, tex?that's what we do
>>13681408i'm playing hats. it isn't very much fun, but at least i don't have to draw.
>>13681551Because talking about multi-universe theories and shitty one liners >>13681530>>13681541 is more preferable. It's hiatus. Anything we've discussed has been already talked over, there's nothing wrong with discussing fanon or possible canon. You're just trying to stir shit up.
>>13681571for a moment with the reflections on her glasses i thought silver spoon had snake eyes like nightmare moon
>>13681567>"what do you mean i'm grounded?!'>you cant tell me what to do! your not my real dad!"
>>13681408DOES THIS COUNT?>>13681530BUT SHE RIGHT HERE!
>>13681408too busy with studies and hobby coding
You have been given the chance to kill one general on /mlp/. Which one do you kill, and why?
>>13681607Us, we are no longer fit to live
What was the oddest thing EG Trixie ever done to get her fix of peanut butter crackers?
>>13681607The one you like the most.
>>13681408http://youtu.be/hqOfqBoafTctoo busy watching this
>>13681607Fluffy pony general.
>>13681612When nobody's looking, she likes to pretend to "cast spells" on the machine as the spring rotates her snacks out.
>>13681577>>13681195>>13681245>>13681267>>13681328>Boy howdy, I like stallions!That's pretty much "Pony can't stop eating cookies," so I don't see why you're putting him on some kind of pedestal.
>>13681607flutterrape or homolove general
>>13681587Cute.Would read a daily strip like that.You know, like a newspaper strip.
>>13681569What doujin is that from?
>>13681607I don't know any, so this one.
>>13681607None of them because I only go to this one and their existance doesn't effect me
>>13681611Your face is no longer fit to live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0Humanity is doomed.
>>13681636beautiful, isn't it?
>>13681571What a very tired filly you got there.
>>13681646>Ylvis - The FoxExcuse me while i go throw up
>>13681629Probably amongst these:http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_search=mlp
>>13681624>Man, stallions don't get enough love. Yet they all have unique and pretty designs>Actually posts screencaps from the show>Then posts a massive pony folder because someone asked for itYeah, "Pony can't stop eating cookies" is definitely on par here. That was sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
>>13681507Here you go friend
>>13681646Bah, it's just viral videos.Also, isn't the fox one ironic, or a parody?
>>13681658>having friends>on MLPGDYEWTS
>>13681658Thank you, I just love the juxtaposition of their expressions to their normal personalities, its really cute
>>13681624I can't tell if you're braindead or intentionally trying to make low quality posts.
What's it like being autistic, MLPG?
>>13681628Speaking of newspapre comic strip, is there any comic that is like the Daily Derp?
>>13681666But Satan, you're my friend as well.
>>13681664>Also, isn't the fox one ironic, or a parody?being this naive
>>13681678You're here so you should already know.
>>13681655it kind of is on par
>>13681688>befriending Satansouth park movie pls
>>13681678i don't know, why don't you tell us?
>>13681658Now we need a version with AJ and Ponk
>>13681678It's really annoying. There are tons of things, especially in society, that come naturally to people and not to you.
>>13681702But I wasn't joking.
Should there be a two-part tropical vacation special?
>>13681618They have a booru anyway.
>>13681717Yes. No question.With swimsuits and sunglasses.
>>13681717>pick a pony>she spends the whole vacation worrying about her job/friends/books>when she got back, she wish she was in a vacation
>>13681713Sounds like it sucks. Sorry mang ;_;
>>13681666>not following your dreams>listening to satan
>>13681622i could totally see her doing that
>>13681655>>13681674>I think FS might be the only tripfag here who genuinely likes talking about the show in discussions that aren't "pony should pony pony"The point here is that you're making this assertion after he's demonstrated nothing of the sort, then trying to build it up as something grander than it is because he typed more than one line.Sure, it's more effort, but it's a higher effort "pony should pony pony," and you're engaging in some useless egostroking for the sake of that. I don't care that he's just having fun with inane fluff like Tex does, or that he likes to waifu like mewball, but it's not worth patting him on the back for it.
Everyone post one of your favorite headcannons!
>>13681732you hit the nail on the head, foreigner.
>>13681760Derpy mail mare.
>>13681760Pinkie Pie invented sing alongs in Equestria
>>13681760Tia is Celestia's real name!
>>13681760That ponies have penises and vaginas!
Pinkie Pie is a troublesome patient.
>>13681738It's okay dude, at least I'm not autistic in the 4chan sense of the word.
>>13681767What?>>13681776Actual cannon.>>13681782Interesting headcannon.>>13681783Bad headcannon.>>13681788Actual cannon.
>>13681782>Pinkie Pie invented sing>The Heart Carol have been around for over a 1000 yearsAre you telling me that Pinkie Pie is a time traveler?
>>13681760 PRINCESS CELESTIA PISSES IN HUGE GARDEN CALLED THE ROYAL TOILET, HER PISS IS MAKING ALL THE FLOWERS BLOW AND WHEN IT'S RAINING IT'S ACTUALLY HER PISS AND NOT RAINDROPS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT YELLOW.
>>13681790Still not as bad as dealing with discords shenanigans.
>>13681783I thought her real name was Mom:http://yp.xtraxtreme.me/ypbooks/YP-PDF-Under_The_Sparkling_Sea.pdf
Sylvia is best pony.
>>13681760I think Twilight has feelings for Celestia.
>>13681799Good on you, dude.Posting Chryssy Wissy Fangs n' Hissy.
>>13681804i mean conscious, spontaneous sing along, where everypony already knows the words
>>13681760Shining Armour only managed to become a captain because Cadence pulled a lot of strings.
>>13681802Why would name Tia be consider a bad headcannon?
>>13681799it's the worst, man
>>13681678It's like being a machine with broken parts, but not so broken that you don't realize it
>>13681857WoY is overrated
>>13681754Then why don't you get this pissy when people pat Tex or Mew on the back for it?
>>13681856Wow... right in the feels.
>>13681841It means Aunt in Spanish, so it just sounds weird if all these characters suddenly start referring to her that way.
>>13681760NO FUCKING BRONY HEADCANON IS NO BETTER THAN PONY SHOULD PONY PONY IT'S ALL JUST SHITPOSTING FUCK FLYING SAUCER
>>13681886THIS PONY CAN NOT PONY PONY
>>13681866Not as much as MLP.
>>13681866You want to know what's overrated?
>>13681873i think he does, theres always those guys telling tex and mew to fuck off
You want to know what is underrated?Pone queefs.
>>13681760My headcannon is that Celestia and Luna are living goddesses.
>>13681856not broken, just different. If you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.
>>13681947But what if I judge a fish by its ability to be a fish and it comes up short?
Is giving head considered uncivilized in Equestria because it's not solely for the purpose of procreation?http://i.imgur.com/jncDQnj.jpg
>>13681933You look familiar. IS THAT RARITY?
>>13681955There's no wrong way to be a fish
>>13681959Nope. It's more like a warm greeting, like a firm handshake.
>>13681933Then the fish shouldn't pay you any mind
>>13681947It's not good to be self-loathing, but social interaction is the most important human trait, anything that affects your ability to socialize properly is going to be fairly crippling. It affects your physical health, too, worse than smoking 2 packs a day.
>>13681964>Being that much of a troll>"always works" faceIt's Faustershy
>>13681959>implying the ponies only drop their genital invisibility spells, drop their ponut invisibility spells, let their cocks slide out of the cock sheaths, and their teats slide out of their teat sheaths, ONLY when procreation is involvedNo, ponies are way too horny for that.
>>13681968So does that mean I have to give oral to a pony when I greet them or are humans excused? How long do I have to do it for, is there a minimum time? Not saying I wouldn't do it, but my jar would be sore by the end of the day. Still worth it if I get my cock sucked by a pony multiple times a day.
>>13681933On that, past a certain point, there is some rule of inverse power, where the more you have, the more frail your body is. A glass goddess you have to protect yourself.
>>13681984it doesn't affect your ability to socialize "properly", i'd just say it affects your ability to socialize with "assholes"
>>13682001You don't always have to do it, but it's nice and polite when you do.Makes a good first impression, too.
>>13681968have any of you gotten head from Rarity? It's really nice
>>13681968What's the equivalent of a sloppy handshake?
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13682022She's not real, but if she was, I'd assume that she could make you buck your hips, grit your teeth, and grunt in ecstasy with ease. Of course, all ponies could she'd just be noticeably better at it.
HAI YAI FORCESHAI YAI FORCES
>>13682031the opposite of firm is LOOSE, my good man
>>13682031If they stop sucking as soon as you start cumming
>>13682048Why is Froodie Bagbone suddenly a prrincess?
>>13682052quite an ordeal to go through before resuming business
>>13682057Guts pls go
>>13682072You'd only last a few minutes if she was going easy on you, otherwise she could finish you in 30 seconds, but that would be rude. The full half hour is for paying customers only.
>>13682071Are you not happy that our quest is complete, and we can return to our flats at the Shire?
>>13682057I was just watching the new movies this morning. They are good.
Is magic considered cheatinghttp://i.imgur.com/n6K91UF.png
>>13682095Would Celestia have been a better Bingo?
oh shiti was about to walk into ponyville but i only see stallions aroundwhat the fuck do i doshit i hope that red one didn't see me
>>13682091would take at least 10 seconds to regather my composure. Half of it would be spent marveling.
>Unlock Crescent Spirit, a super strong bow weapon with homing shots.>you can get it either by letting Luna die at the end of the sixth chapter, or by speaking with her at the beginning of the semi final chapter to get the completed version.
>>13682111I hope she uses that magic to deny him
I want to get wet with ponies.
>>13682136what the hell are you talking about?
>>13682136>uberweapons that you get with only a few fights left in the game>also, no NG+ or equipment doesn't carry over between games
>>13682149That's colored already?
>>13682149Didn't he just upload the inks today?That Dash and Luna, hnnng
>>13682164>>13682167Clearly, the colors were taking a while and they either forgot or only uploaded the inks briefly before the colors.
>>13682149>Shining Armor trying not to get a boner from Luna
>>13682120It's too late, all the stallions have been infected with the butt lust, and one of them heard you snap a twig under your feet, they are broadcasting your position to one another with their inaudible radar communication, and they are preparing to swarm on you. they can all outrun you, and overpower you, so there is no escape.
>>13682161>>13682153What the bloody hella re you both talking about?
>>13682164How much time did they take?
>>13682183FUCKI'LL JUST JUMP IN THIS DEEP HOLE IN THE GROUND
>>13682180I would fail.
>>13682201it's still shit
ded and hatsus
>>13682197I think >>13682174 is probably right. The non colored inked version was posted not long ago, earlier today I think
>>13682201Aw shit nigga.
>>13682223>earlier todaysome people color really fast and the amount of detail in this picture isn't huge
>>13682229the bottom left panel makes no sense here
>>13682260stop reading right to left
>>13682269I'm going left to right, that panel doesn't look like surprise
>>13682278that's a good poop
>>13682362princess celestia please
>>13682313I prefer dikekike's.
>>13682353that's pretty cute apart from the genitals
>>13682362Sweetie for the last time stop it.You're a kid. You're just having a childhood crush.
>>13682362That poll looks rigged.
MLPG is filled with lusty bottom bitches
which pony is the most euphoric
>>13682141Cadence is the best femdom horse
>>13682405>You will never make it to Equestria>Upon making it to ponyville, you will never be abducted by Gilda and taken to live in the griffon kingdom
>>13682426well duh it's pinkie, she's always happy
>>13682435No idea about that but denial is hot as long as it is done in a loving, teasing way.
>>13681130Because the dream we humans have the most isn't of unicorns and magic. It's flying.
>>13682453Well doesn't help that most people are faggots with no imaginationMagic>Flying
>>13682426In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony Celestia's blessing, but because I am enlightened by own intelligence.
>>13682201i laugh at all you casuals who can accepts such low quality in porn
>>13682470Beggars can't be choosers.
>>13681646>Ylvis - The Fox [Official music video HD]that's the furriest thing I've seen all week and I browse mlpg
>>13682444Is Rarity into denial
>>13682386>implying ponigina isn't cute
>>13682436I'm okay with thisMaybe we can raid some pony villages every once in a while
>>13682453Though strong enough unicorns can have bothThat wing spell Twilight used was recorded in a spellbook after all
>>13682519Probably. Though my waifu is another whiteish pony
>>13682453That's probably because flying is a real thing
>>13682523HOLY SHIT RAINBOW DASH IS SO FUCKING CUTE GOD DAMN IT
>>13682533Y-yes Rarity. I like them
>>13682549I like how she has that body pillow between her legs tooBest position
>>13682533Last time I check, that spell is a bit complicated and time consuming to do. I do not think its water proof.
Behind the bleachers, anon. Now.
pony wants to watch you fight minotaur in smt4 again
>>13682568I think a Unicorn that practiced it for a few weeks could cast it. Even so Twilight isn't the epitome of magic casting. It's canon that more skilled unicorns exist.
>>13681277Not only simultaneously, both have happened an infinite number of times.Simultaneously.
>>13682554N-no! Don't boop me there!
>>13682549MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
>>13682577What a whore!
>>13682577fingerbang that bitch
>>13682568It was definitely said to be a hard one, though most good things are. Some other unicorn recorded and used it before Twilight though, so its not something unheard of. I also wonder what alternative spells may exist for the same purpose.Besides with as zany as equestria is, any pony that wants to fly is going to find a way
>>13682549 TWIST MY NIPPLES TWIST THEM, PINKIE!
>>13682654Look at those fucking zeppelin Apples. I bet they go on all sorts of crazy sky adventures.
>>13682654Would you captain a ship in the royal air fleet and battle griffin sky pirates? Or would you be a privateer yourself and collect bounties wanted by Equestria?
QUICK HOW WOULD PONY EDGE YOU
>>13682674Seriously, people poke fun at the apples for being farmers but how many farming families have access to frigging airships.They could be the pony version of a skyborne East India apple company and we would never know
>>13682706That's combining a lot of my favorite things into one.If half the time we weren't fighting and just cruising around and drinking rum it'd be perfect.
>>13682545>>13682545Is it Celestia, pony and human Celestia are both sexy as fuck, 10/10 would let sit on face and give me a footjob
>>13682718well the resident librarian has a balloon so maybe it's not that uncommon
>>13682718It's a very shitty airship tough.They probably are the Las Pegasus branch and needed something to gt up so they got the cheapest thing they could find.
>>13682737Well she only has it because Celestia made her take it so that she could sell more toys.
>>13682709With magic or by lightly, slowly suckling and teasing your head with her tongue while playing with your balls and taint
>>13682706I would want to see what the military style Equestrian airships looked like firstWe have only seen frilly private ones
>>13682737It's not her ballon tough.It's that cherry pony's ballon
>>13682748The cheapest zeppelin airship in the fleet is still a zeppelin airship.
>>13682730I want to glaze those thighs and feet with a nice hefty load
>>13682730Not a fan of footjobs but I would let her do pretty much everything she wants to me
>>13682751>playing with your balls and taintLewd, ponies wouldn't do that. Except for Rarity.
>>13682760I bet they have runways for pegasus take off and landingslike an airborne aircraft carrier
>>13682760My guess is that they would looke more like warships (y'know actual cannons, places where pegasi can paratrooper their way off the deck), and that they would do everything they could to make sure that they have enough lift while simultaniously making sure the zepplin balloon itself isn't a incredibly easy target (possibly a special material coating the balloon to make it a little tougher)
>>13682781Yes and the Nokia 3100 is still a mobile phoneStill doesn't compare to an S4, 5S.
>>13682795That would be neat aesthetically but pointless since they can seemingly stop and go as they please physics be damned
>>13682788same, don't care how beta it is, it gets me really hard, good mixture of shame and lust
>>13682818But Jailbait is an applefag. That looks more like Smut to me.
>>13682825the wonderbolts have a runway on their cloudbasemaybe they have launch catapaults like aircraft carriers for high speed launches
>>13682748It wasn't actually that shittyIt just had a very simplistic gondolaThe rest of the thing looked like a damn rocketship
>>13682795Maybe they have some small scale cloud makers. Something that make clouds big enough that a Pegasus could hide in for stealth missions or scouting
>>13682830He posted the same picture before and drew footjob and facesitting pictures with human Trixie
Applejack is unsure of where to take your story next. She's written where you'll be in five years, but now she's trying to tie it together to now and it's just not happening today. For filler, she just has you browse MLPG some more.
>>13682845yeah they probably dostill seem kind of pointless to me
>>13682850>He posted the same picture beforeI post that picture all the time, too.
A friendly reminder you could have a gorgeous satyr daughter exploring her body in early adolescence if only you'd remained a wizard and opened a portal to Equestria.
>>13682818I don't know who that is but it sounds like he has good taste in (person)horseshttp://i.imgur.com/IhjiIle.png
>>13682819That or they recruit unicorns with shield talents like Shining armor to try to help actively protect the gas bag(s)
>>13682865>satyrEverything you say is shit so fuck you
>>13682847Doesn't really look like a rocketship to me. Looks more like they started putting some armor plating on and didn't have the fabric to cover it.
You want to add your experience to the pile? For SCIENCE?http://strawpoll.me/462891/
>>13682872that's true, they could do a magictech solution to protecting the bag
>>13682868>I don't know who that isConfirmed for Jailbait.
>>13682850Oh I know that drawing, the Trixie sketch with the feet and cumming dick, right? I love that one, he should do more, Trixie is my femdom fantasy
>>13682872>>13682888Doubtful, the unicorns are a ground force. At best they'd enchant some devices for further use.
>>13682874You didn't become a wizard and failed. That's no reason to lash out.
>>13682880Sentenal you're being really creepy here
>>13682850Jailbait has some unf as fuck fetishes
>>13682872Man Twilight could make a shield around the libraryIt's Twilight but still it's probably a standard spell. Shining was probably the only one to make it cover all of Canterlot. Probably most Equestrian Army mages could make a shield around a small balloon.
>>13682896Ground forces are exactly who would be used in airships though. Pegasi wouldn't need them
>>13682904No, no Sentenal would put up a Survey Monkey so he could discern individual respondents, anonymous or not.This is just a straw poll.
>>13682915Too bad he'll never draw them again.
>>13682922The unicorns don't need them either, they'd be for the earth ponies to contribute.
>>13682896>>13682922And they could tie the useless earth ponies around the air ships to be used as shieldingEveryone has a job!
>>13682868>I don't know who that isDrawfaghttp://loljailbait.tumblr.com/
>>13682895If her VA recorded herself talking dirty as Trixie it would kill me.http://i.imgur.com/w91TFN6.png
>>13682794Cadence is known for how much she loves to root around a guy's balls and taint with her snout. She just loves to push a guy's heavy, musky ballsack all around with her face and feel its weight on her snout, while prodding the taint gently with her tongue, and getting the thick musky man-smell all over her face. In fact if the guy doesn't remind her to get back to sucking, she will sometimes just loose herself in her ball and taint worship for up to a half hour at a time. She is so mesmerized by balls, a total ball (and taint) slut if you will. It's well known through all of Equestria, and it's why you'll often see her attendants leaping forward to nervously spray some perfume on her face and neck as she steps out to public appearances. Because it's very likely that she was just moments ago letting some hefty rubbery horse ball sacks slap her in the face.
The Wonderbolts shine in war, since they're an elite military pegasi team.
>>13682934They probably use Earth ponies as boarding crew or fighters that defend the Unicorn cannoneers from flying enemies like griffons
>>13682718I would fly an airship to deliver apples, cider, and apple accessories to foreign lands.
>>13682944>musky Anyone who uses this word or 'ponut' should be shot
>>13682942> expecting a human to last more than minutes> When stallions cum from pressure alone in 30 seconds or lessWell SOMEone is basing their expectations on fantasy porn of The Humans.
>>13682961where do I sign
>>13682930But he drew this just two or three days ago
>>13682961How did you know that I also love ponuts
>>13682851that filler must be exciting>"You're a faggot!!" typed anonymous, his rage at the online posters steadily increasing
>>13682932The unicorns certainly would need them if the point of the airships is force projection.Unicorns cannot swim across a sea or mountain range, or cross a continental expanse with speed.Airships need crews and would honestly benefit from all three breeds. The reason I said pegasi wouldn't need them is because pegasi can already fly by themselves, with great speed and agility- talents that would be wasted sitting around on the deck of a ship. I would see them serving as fleet scouts or harassment troops if anything.
>>13682961or "unf" as a verb or adjetiveseriously? "I want to unf that" or "that's not pretty unf"?
>>13682942>>13682965Why is she sweating if she's using magic
>>13682880> penetrated digitallyAre they asking if I've been fucked on The Grid?
>>13682983id read it
>>13682970isn't that sort of thing kind of wasted on a three-year-old?
>>13682988>>13682981Also anyone who uses a tilde, unironically or otherwise.
>>13682468>no period after "blessing">no comma after "because"kill yourself
>>13682986>Airships need crews and would honestly benefit from all three breedsThat's just being kind to mud ponies
>>13682986Pegasi would absolutely be the most able-bodied support for flying the things, so it's unlikely that an airship would be without at least a few dedicated pegasus riggers for troubleshooting.
>>13682944i wish more females were unhealthily attracted to balls. it would make me feel more comfortable about being unhealthily attracted to breasts
>>13682989Those are streaks of cum.
>>13683012Waste of a good salt lick.
>>13682986Pegasi would actually be useful just as deck hooves. They'd be useful to maintain all parts of it.>>13683008Their strength would be useful in moving things about and tieing it down during storms.
GOD TIER: SquigglekickerSpeedysmileSHIT TIER:everything else
>>13682880I massaged a girls ass in a filled up spot onceDoes that count
>>13683035he means he cake has 3 candles
Okay fine, I dare you to describe a stallion's ballsack without using the word "musky"
>>13682865>Twist satyrno thank you
>>13683052Oh, missed that.
>>13683050Probably under "touched each other in places other than our genitals"You mean it was a crowded place, or ... ?
>>13683010Balls are kind of a weird thing to be attracted to, I wouldn't complain if a pony wanted to suck my balls, but still.
>>13683046>no Twi shipspls....
>>13683074YeaShe didn't know who did it and walked away shortly afterIt was a nice day
>>13683056Vinegary, earthen, sweaty, salty, sharp-smelling, warm, unusually cool, low-hanging, close-fitting, full, what have you
>>13682880>no box for sexual experiences with animalsAlso how do you turn on the flags thing in 4chanx, I want to see what country horsefuckers are from, bet it's Russia or Germany
>>13683088If this is you playing some H game --
>>13683088i did the same thing with my penis. She didn't know who i was and she moved to a different part of the crowd shortly after
>>13682986>Unicorns cannot swim across a sea or mountain range, or cross a continental expanse with speedSays who?
>>13683102No it actually happend
>>13683043So would any other pony though. All the equipment on the ships we have seen is gondola side, they are not big rigid hull deals like actual zeppelins. A few pegasi would be nice to have around for inspection and maintenance purposes, especially for the gasbag, or to serve as scouts, but most everything else on the ship could be done by any pony type just as easily. Humans got by without pegasi just fine after all.Regardless as i mentioned I imagine there crews would be thoroughly mixed as far as pony types went. Unicorns for defensive and offensive spells, maybe even navigation and stuff, pegasi for the afformentioned skills, and Earth ponies for ballast
>>13683097It's a little distressing but I intentionally left it "someone" to include people who've only had sex with animals
>>13681238>then there must be a universe where something occurs right now to destroy all other universesIt's cute seeing you try, but have you thought of all the other universes stopping it from happening?Checkmate Anon.
>>13683081Twilight is a foreveralone just like every Twifag
>>13683128i like to dream, you gaffot. Isn't that the point of fanfics?
>>13683128forever alonneee xD
>>13683110Actually, it took me a while to realize it, but wouldn't Earth Ponies have an advantage. Even in the air, they'd have a better connection to the Earth and be able to read the directions and weather better.
>>13681238Only things that have any chance at all to happen can and do occur in alternate universes. If something has no chance of happening at all, then it doesn't occur. The only single thing you can learn from what you said is that the event you described is impossible.
>>13683080But pony knows that your balls are where that sweet, sweet semen is made and kept. They are the source of everything. One day pony became so wildly desperate by the thought of being impregnated by you that pony just started suckling on your balls as if possessed, pony knows that she needs you to fuck her to get her pregnant, but her incredible horniness and need for your seed is too great, it defies all reason and shuts off her logical brain, making her into a semen-lusting zombie, and in her mindless state all she can think of is that she wants the most direct access to your balls as possible. She's going totally wild trying to suck your delicious, invaluable seed right out of them with her mouth
>>13683144The point of fanfics is making untalented, uncreative people feel talented and creative.
>>13683153What the hell has weather, a thing controled by pegasuses, have to do with earth ponies
>>13682970>those hips and thighsI want so badly ;_;
>>13683150Dogs > cats
>>13683165The point of fanfiction is to write them, not get your applause, fanfictionhateanon.
>>13683169Sky Islands, son
>>13683153Well assuming earth ponies do not have that connection messed with by being very far above said earth, that would make a good case for them being good navigators. Being really good at map reading and recognizing landmarks and vegetation changes and all that
>>13681204...... He's right, you know.
>>13683046I'm too hungover to remember what "squigglekicker" means. rarity and applejack?It's funny how my god tier ship list was all confirmed for god tier by season 3: >Rarijack>Pinkiedash>Twixie>Fluttershy with the token straight ship (fluttercord)
>>13683188Why would an Earth pony be better at reading maps or recognizing land marks. That makes absolutely no sense at all
>>13683169Not all areas are controlled by pegasi, and they'd be able to detect changes before the other races saw them if anything else happened.
>>13683164So if you were to end up in Equestria, ponies would just be pushing and fighting each other to get a chance at blowing you? That sounds like a pain in the ass, what if I want to shop for groceries or get a haircut?
>>13682916You forget her special talent is magic and she's so good at it she's become an alicorn princess. I doubt average unicorns can do spells beyond their special talent and simple utility spells.
>>13683192> typical armchair genius who thinks they know why an author writes better than the author
>>13683042Why does she looks like an elf?
>>13683209WhyThat makes no sense. They can just grow plants. That's all.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13683218>they know why an author writes better than the authorwat
>>13683220>HACKERI was willing to not hate this until we hit the "Pinkie can do anything all the time lolsorandom" singularity.
>>13683220>using lolsure is 2010 in here.
>>13683210You can still shop with a cute pony sucking on you like a foal at the teat, it just takes longer.
>>13683239It's Pinkie Pie!! xD!
>>13683165the point of fanfiction is to have an easy excuse to write for the sake of writing. It's like practicing drawing by drawing fanart of things. In fact, it's exactly like that. To become good at either creative work you need practice. Fanfiction is an excuse to practice and a way of easing into the writing of fiction by not having to create the thing entirely from scratch and focusing instead on the more specifics of creating a narrative. Stop being a faggot.
>>13683239>letting the "10 second flat" joke go by
>>13683224It's not just plants. Earth ponies have a connection to the earth. You could easily expand that leylines, magnetic fields that compasses use, even changes in weather and season.Heck, look at all the things Granny Smith did in the Zap apple episode.
>>13683253or you just want to write about ponies
>>13683251>using any variation of lol or "lol"I'm against it.
>>13683206Because we were flat out told that their special ability is a nebulous "special connection to the earth" and navigation via natural landmarks and other cues is a big part of wilderness survival? Especially in unfamiliar areas? Have you never run into the concept of a "ranger" in a fantasy setting?
>>13683237> "The purpose of fanfiction is to make uncreative and untalented people feel creative and talented"Or at least that's what was said back at>>13683165So I take that to mean this person thinks they know some universal rationale for a writer to write anything about cartoon ponies - to make them feel better about themselves! To bolster unwarranted self-importance! Wow! A breakthrough! Universally, all of them, just doing it for the adulation of the cheering crowd!
>>13683210They would basically go completely feral and just trample you, pushing and shoving eachother aside as the swarm stomps all over your helpless body. You'd feel one pair of horse lips wrap around your balls only to feel it forcefully slide off a few seconds later and another take its place. As the ponies get increasingly agitated and frenzied, one would inevitably clamp her teeth down on your aching ballsack, before being shoved aside, ripping your scrotum open and violently liberating your testicles from your body, and crushing them under the mob's flurry of hooves. As soon as the mob could sense that you can no longer produce semen, the frenzy would instantly die off and they'd return to their normal, calm and friendly selves, apologizing for their absurd and rude behavior. Then a local group of geldings, who had been watching the whole time, would come over and patch you up, inviting you into their ranks and explaining that the same thing happened to all stallions in this town once their balls dropped. You would be free to go and get your hair cut after all that.
>>13683248To shop or cum?
>>13683253Never you mind most writers are expected to fulfill some mode with an archetype to please the publisher, which is why we suddenly got so many Katniss and Bella clone fiction.Shit, it's almost like writers are asked to write near-fanfiction of pre-established works because that's where the money is!
>>13683270>and navigation via natural landmarksWhich you only need eyes for.Fuck sake in Hearth Warming they weren't exactly good navigators. And Twilight was the one who used a map to find their way to the dragon. There was never shown that Earth Ponies are somehow good at that stuff.
>>13683206take a look at trip, silly bearRefer to: >>13681401
>>13683283That doesn't sound like it would be fun at all, why would pone bite my balls? Oral in Equestria sounds dangerous, I just want a cute mare to give me a gentle, slow, passionate blowjob, no potentially testicle damaging stuff.http://i.imgur.com/N0fHzDm.jpg
>>13683263Obviously. Who doesn't?
>>13683342people who write about other thingsI guess
Pony wants you to get off the computer.
>>13683289That is where the money is. Star WArs at least hired people to write fanfiction for them. You know what though? If more franchises realized how much people like fanfiction they'd do the same, and if they were really smart they'd know they don't even need to pay for the people to write the stuff, they just need to give it the title of "almost canon".
>>13682989She could be sweaty from arousal
>>13683398That's where Amazon is going with their derivative works project. I'm not even joking. It's easier than asking someone to rebrand Buffy fanfiction to make the next Twilight.
Pony's thick cock fillong your anus, her warm musky balls slapping against your ass
>>13683419>that sad feel when this isn't actually happening to me right now
>>13683362>implying George R. R. Martin isn't staring at a new chapter heading right now and thinking, "Man... I'd much rather be writing about ponies right now."
>>13683436I'm pretty happy. I'd hate to have anything inserted into me.
>>13683447>And then he does>For 2 weeks>Then he watches footballFuck you martin
>tfw no humanized spa twins double oil massage and handjob
>>13683419Pony doesn't have a cock, she is a mare.
>>13683450Well I'm glad at least one of us is satisfied with the state of things
>>13683385Pony has been getting uppity lately
this cost $10 million
>>13683499you humans and your phallic symbols
>>13683499That looks nothing like my goat animes
>>13683469>tfw humanized aloe and lotus blossom will never pleasure your love-stick with their feet
>>13683499I can't believe goat bought that.also>human dicks
>>13683436>tfw no pony to rut you on your couch>her forelegs draped over your shoulders, and her hips thrusting deep into you>your moans mixing with hers and the frequency of her pumping increases, before she buries herself to the hilt against your ass and unloads her viscous pony cum>you will never hear a wet 'plop' as she removes her sizable member from you and her seed drips out if your abused orifice
>>13683539i can imagine a group of people all standing around greentxting that exact thing in real life.
>>13683499is that one on the left supposed to be a female goat with a human penis?how does this shit get made
>>13683567>how does this shit get madethere is no limit to faggotry and no shortage of people who want to throw money at it
>>13683499>Modern artStupid goys
>>13683499I would buy it.
>>13683546Gah!! R-ruin my asshole, Fluttershy!! Ruin it!!
>>13683499Reminds me of that cap of the guy complaining about how he spent all this work on a dragon and it was placed next to a guy sucking himself off statue.
Hey guys what's going on in here tod>fanfiction defense forceWelp, time for football.
pony wants to play CROSSFIRE with you
>>13683618b-baka janai! we've stopped talking about that!
>>13683618Divegrass is loveDivegrass is life
>>13683629Last time we played she got really caught up in it
It almost feels like I know what I'm doing!I had plenty of help, though.
>>13683633Yeah but my divegrass team a shit this yearSo time for handegg
>>13683644It looks nice I guessIt just doesn't remind me of pony.
>>13683651>>13683633>>13683618I thought the 4chan cup was already over though.
>>13683602To be fair, the statue with the dude was pretty funny, and the dragon tail wasn't finished, even if the carving was impressive.
>>13683651>handeggScrubLearn to love Handball
>>13683668Do you think I could do anything to fix that? I'm open to suggestions.
>>13683499I'd rather see this costing $10 millions than three color rectangles on a carpet, even if it's overpriced.
>>13683696purple hair would help, probably.
>>13683618Fuck you Chrysalis, don't prevent people from doing what they like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, etc, etc.
>>13683671The summer cup yes, it was ruined by height abuse.
>>13683696I don't know man. Thing is that really human pony doesn't really work well on it's own.I guess after coloring it and adding a fitting backgroud would kinda fix it but other than that not really.You either give them the exact hairstyle that they have in the show or put backgrounds and other external thing that make you think of pony.Other than that nothing really.
>>13683644That's a big forehead. Probably because of the hair.Actually, ponies have big foreheads too.
Bcs, I thought you were banned.
>>13683762Yes look! She looks even bald! Bald Dash! Bald Dash! Switch a letter and she's bold!
>>13683775What the heck are you even saying?
>>13683447He probably would. Song of Ice and Fire must get depressing.
>>13683796Nevermind, I just remembered that ponies have a coat.I thought they could be bald, but they can't. Unless they're really bald, you know? Like that old pony. Or was he a donkey?
>>13683644>had plenty of helpGoat... you have a girlfriend?
>>13683811he;d kill off half of ponyville before the first chapter ended
>>13683618> FANFICTION DEFENSE FOOOORCEYou're losing your edge, man. Like anyone gives a shit.
>>13683797you're an idiot. you know that?
am I the only one who would let chrysalis drain me of my free will and turn me into a mindless changeling drone to serve the hive for the rest of my natural life?
> 15 literal kissless people hereWhatI mean WHAT
>>13683745>Thing is that really human pony doesn't really work well on it's ownYeah, I know. That's one reason I've never been to keen on human horses (with some exceptions): it's difficult to make them look like the pony while not making them look silly for a human. It's one of the reasons I think AJ works so well as a human - her hair and color scheme aren't too far off from a normal person.I gotta try, though.>>13683724Does this seem more Rarity-y?>>13683817I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO REVEAL THAT INFORMATION ;_;
>>13683816I'm sorry, it's been half a year since I've seen an episode.
>>13683840make that 16
>>13683840Where do you think we are?
>>13683847wahaha pictures are hard to post
>>13683523>oily Aloe/Lotus footjob>those accentsFuck, that shouldn't be so hot Even without the footjob and just the massage it'd be nice, my back is stiff as hell.. I almost want to write something for myself to fap to, but I end up not liking them by the time I'm finished.
>>13683840I'm actually a robot. In 22 years I've never had a girlfriend, because love isn't my fuel (it's cola).
>>13683858People in their 20's who at one point have hooked up at a party at least?
>>13683852make that 17
>>1368384017.Never made an attempt.
>>13683847WAIT, YOU don't? man that's sad.Can I have that image you used,then? I wanna try too.>>13683840see >>13683835
>>13683866>>13683865>>13683840>trying to instigate /soc/ discussions/pity partieshorsefucking discussions only pls
>>13683811He probably reads and writes fallout equestria fics to cheer himself up.
>>13683866Is it that crazy to imagine? Maybe some people don't like going to parties.
>>13683880>I don't like thing
>>13683866Fuck that. I hate parties.
>>13683847>>13683859It works a bit better.I'd fuck it
>>13683893I don't like going to being at parties, why do you think I let myself get dragged off by drunk chicks?
>>13683859Cover that part with hair. She looks a bit like Krillin with a wig otherwise
>>13683880Hooves just aren't the same; no toes, no silky soles.
>>13683859It looks more like Rarity, but the face is a bit strange. I can't put my finger on it. The hair?
>>13683644That looks pretty good! I will admit my first thought was Sunset Shimmer though, not Rarity.
Help I'm addicted to prostrate mastication
>>13683840I couldn't answer because "done ALL of this" was not on the listRigged poll
>>13683889...wait what's thatis it from fallout equestria? It seems pretty cool.
>>13683911This woman's mouth is on the side of her face.
>>13683923You can click any or all choices.
>>13683864Aloe straddling your back as you lay on the massage table, her hands gliding over your taut, sore muscles with delicious precision, while Lotus sits by your head, her fingers running through your hair as she massages your scalp.>"Let us work allll of this tension out of you, yes?">"Just relax... let it all slip away... that's it... Just listen to the sound of my voice, while my sister does her work... there we are..."
>>13683880Nothing wrong with wanting sensual feet massage from the spa twins.Ponies couldn't give me a footjob, and feet are my fetish after all.
>>13683886I wish Fluttershy was my girlfriend
>>13683911I'm partial to ponies but even human Celestia manages to be boner-inducing in almost all cases. The other two princesses have some sexy art, but not as much as Celestia.
>>13683928Chrysalis a shit, you should know that.
>>13683923You can click several choices.Also, there's an option "done all of the above in a bed" or something.
One time I felt a girl up on a bus.
>>13683937Holy shit that sounds relaxing as fuck
>>13683944wowyou're like, so wrong
>>13683937>one twin massaging you while the other works your bonermuh dick
Pony says you shouldn't do things you know are bad for you
>>13683879I did once, a couple of years ago. Stuff didn't work out though, and now she's married. And I don't know what you mean by the second part, sorry.>>13683902Oh wow, yeah.
>>13683958wowso wrongso bugso majesticso RAIDso worst villainwow
>>13683944You want I should bop you with this here lollipop?
>>13683940She'd get on my nerves after a while, I've already got enough anxiety for the both of us, can't handle anxiety for two
>>13683967Pony isn't bad for me. Can I do pony?
>>13683943I love how much maniacpaint draws her but I wish he knew how to draw more than 1 body type.I also love the idea of Celestia being larger than the normal human. Amazon-like.
>>13683940she would never hate you no matter what you do
Which pony is a hero?
>>13683972>worst villainnow you done fucked up
>>13683937ASDKGFASAHL THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>>13683961Also a soothing hypnosis tape type chant from the one doing the massage
>>13683982So, no larger than a normal woman?
>>13683971Oooh. I understand.and nothing, I was just pointing out that if there are people that want to become living food-factories for a bug posting here, you shouldn't really be shocked by the fact that there are 17 kissless virgins in this thread.
>>13683982good job, maniac paint. now finish that one where Celestia straddles the guy in reverse cowgirl
>>13683982>I also love the idea of Celestia being larger than the normal human. Amazon-like.>tfw no guardian humanized celestia
>>13683982I remember her standing 6 foot or so in that height chart in pony form. That's about perfect for human height too, 6'2 would be ideal
>>13683972>worst villainThat's not Uh. I was thinking Sombra, but yeah, she's a pretty bad villain. Great design and powers but shitty presentation.
>>13683967Tell pony to come here and help me break out of my bad habits, I can't do it myself
>>13683993[ominous hpynosis chanting]
>>13684020>Nightmare "Scary Trees" Moon>Dis "All I really wanted was a friend" Cord>Spooky Cloud
>>13683961>>one twin massaging you while the other works your bonerI wonder if that's a real t hing in countries where prostitution is legal, like a legit deep tissue massage and hand/blowjob.
>>13684023What if I don't smile, even when I'm happy inside?Do you want a fake smile, Pinkie? Is that what you want?
>>13684020they can both be worst villain.They can be worst and worstest.
>>13684019I-I'm sorry..I couldn't contain my orgasm while I was thinking about it.
>>13684021Pony says she can't make it, and you have to take care of yourself right now
>>13684016>>13684013Yeah, a tall, but still reasonable human Celestia would be nice.I still can't deny an exorbitantly-tall and muscular Celestia gives me all sorts of boners. 6'8", able to pick me up like a child but so precise with her strength she don't hurt me even though she could snap my bones without a hint of effort.
>>13684059which is better, jack stacks or princess stacks?
>>13684057I hate fake smiles.
>>13684059I don't like pancakes with syrup.
>>13684079it's the only kind i have
>>13684078>cookies all the way down
>>13684089 Wafflebro master race?
>>13684023I'm trying to smile, Pinkie... but it's really hard to do that these days.It's nice having you here, though. ...Can I have a hug?
>>13684078well apparently it's impossible to stack more than three princesses.
>>13684054If I was rich that's how I'd go to sleep every night, a before-bed massage and a nice slow blowjob, that'd blow insomnia out of the water. Or maybe I'd fly that guy in with the horse trained to give blowjobs.
>people thinking Chrysalis isn't the best villain in the series since Discord pussied out
>>13684082What the FUCK is this from?!
>>13684126>>13684101>having a nice life that you enjoy
>>13684046>Dis "All I really wanted was a friend" CordLet's see what you say after years of birds shitting on you.
>>13684082Some french movie about marquis de sade I think
>>13684129you can stack 4, but it'll cost you.I only want the one on the bottom.
>>13684145The wizard of Oz
>>13684082u fukin wot m8
>>13684135>>13684109Crepes are better.
>>13684160Why is Twilight on there? She's not a princess
>>13684146>not enjoying life
>>13684074Wow, that's a short Celestia.
>>13684160i want to lick the entire stack bottom to top
>>13684133>not soaking in a hot tub beforehand to help relax your tight muscleshttp://i.imgur.com/S6LzF3x.jpg
>>13684126What if you only smile with your eyes?
>>13684173you're the same guy that posts about donkey dicks, aren't you?
>>13683937Will one of them rim me if I ask nicely
>>13684183but that sword is nearly 2 meters tall.>>13684190don't do this to me, anon
>>13684145Boku no Potter.
>>13684141>not waiting for the episode where Trixie demands that Luna take her on as her own personal student.>not wanting sunset shimmer to return while the mane six are out on an adventure elsewhere>not wanting the battle of egos.
>>13684207well toughyou are now both the same person to me
>>13684209Wow, then Verne Troyer is nearly 1.5 meters tall!
>>13684216I don't want any of that at all
>>13684173Impossible! Aren't their feet fused with their boots?
>>13684223Whatever floats your boat!
>>13684141Nightmare Moon > Chrysalis
>>13684205No anus to mouth contact, prostate massaging with a finger is acceptable
What if pony poofed into existence right in your home, but in order to not raise suspicion they had to pretend to be your pet for the time being.
>>13684216>Luna taking Trixie as a studentI thought this fanon was dead back in 2011. It was shit back then, too.
>>13684205I think that's a bit beyond "special services".On the other hand, if you want, Aloe could strip down, put a little oil on herself and massage you with her whole body.
>>13684239Nighthorse is great.http://i.imgur.com/V5YGepJ.jpg
>>13684251I think that would still raise suspicion if anyone ever actually saw pony.
>>13684251i live with other people; it's going to be impossible to hide a pony from them
>>13684188I'd be good off with any kind of action, if it were Aloe and Lotus.
>>13684239Only because she's sexier
>>13684231>not wanting dark lunar magic used for good against corrupted celestial magic>not wanting Trixie to upstage Sunset Shimmer through superior showmanship as well as magic.
>>13684256That's actually a real type of massage too, sounds kind of ineffective.
>>13684251That would be strange anyway, I like in a 20 square meters apartment in the middle of the town. I can't even have a cat.
>>13684269>>13684271It would be like a sitcom where everyone just assumed she was a weird dog or something. Like Lilo and Stitch.
>>13684293I know it is.>sounds kind of ineffectiveIf you do it wrong, maybe.
>>13684275How old do colts have to be before they can opt in for special services? Stress reduction is very good for you, mentally and physically therapeutic.
>>13684281>NMM>sexier than something that can be anything you wantPlus her original form is sexier anyway.
>>13684200no that's me
>>13684304I mean for the massage part of it, boner wise it would be a knockout
>>13684305Whatever age they're considered to be an adult.It used to be that you had to have your cutie mark, but there were complications with that, because not everyone gets it at the same time. So they decided to go by age - it's a bit unorthodox, but it's kept them out of any legal trouble.
>>13684319Wow, that's a short man.
>>13684313>Luna sexier than NMMincorrect
>>13684319wow,that's a short man.
>>13684334"Today, a great sword that is said to have belonged to Pier is on display at the Fries Museum in Leeuwarden. It measures 2.15 metres (7 ft) in length and weighs about 6.6 kilograms (14.6 lb). Some sources put his height at 7 ft. Pier was alleged to be so strong that he could bend coins using just his thumb, index and middle finger. A huge helmet said to be Grutte Pier's is kept in the town hall of Sneek."
>>13684299An image of a pony attempting to bark seems kinda cute.
>>13684338No, Chrysalis is sexier than NMM.
>>13684334>>13684346it's over. 60 second cooldown killed any possible hivemind.It was a good run.
>>13684358But that's cheating.
>>13684348What a great guy.
>>13684356>she does this for 15 minutes every day
>>13684374That's the deal with shapeshifters.Now if you find a shapeshifter that is also a mindshifter or charactershifter... Damn.
>>13684305As soon as they're old enough to cum, it's considered a medical treatment. But you'd have to prove it first, don't know how that would work, maybe you cum in a little specimen jar or something so they don't end up sucking a dry fire.
>>13684322Those smooth thighs gripping your sidesThe two hard little nubs of her nipples teasingly rubbing up and down your backThe comfortable weight of a lithe, beautiful woman pressing herself to your backThe faintly coarse feeling of her pubic hairHer hands stroking your shoulders and arms>"All right... that's the back done... turn over, please."
>>13684380"In 1791, Jacobus Kok wrote that above the porticus of the New City Hall of Leeuwarden, two remarkably large swords were found which were said to have belonged to Grutte Pier and Wijerd Jelckama. Donia was noted for the ability to wield this great sword so efficiently that he could behead multiple people with it in a single blow."it isn't proven that the swords actually belonged to the historical person, but 7ft wasn't an impossible height in the early renaissance and swords of this type were usually made to be as long as their wielder was tall and 14 pounds isn't impossible to handle for someone of that stature
>>13684420>the faintly course feeling of her pubic hair
>>13684371I'm not worried, I'm sure we will find another funny gimmick. I actually like changes in my 4chan experience.For instance, I find the ban page hilarious. I don't know why.
>it appears as though a frog might have been hanging out on the rocket, unaware that humans were planning on launching it into space.
>>13684402>dry fireI remember dry orgasms being a lot more intense than the wet ones, they lasted longer too.
>>13684420You forgot >that accent
>>13684441whats the original panel say?
>>13684447>unawareNigga, the guy wanted to come with.
>>13684447What if that happened to a pony?Which pony would that happen to?
i am so sick of people being ironic to be funny. i know eventually this style of humor will burn out, i just wish i lived in the future where it already has.
>>13684452It's hard to put it in writing without risking it sounding stupid.Kinda like fanfics of the Apples.
>>13684458That's the original panel, dumbass.
>>13684433it's the 90 days ban for the underaged kids.
>>13684480it is?link to comic?
>>13684427A week later Twilight wonders why one her book's titles has mysteriously changed to "The Elements of Harmony: A Ruffrence guide".
>>13684476it picked up steam around the time i was a teenager. I'll give it 7-10 years, or at least until something so important happens, that we no longer have time to be ironic
>>13684495It's also the 30-day ones for ban evasion. Especially if you find something in common with all of them.
>>136840746'8" sounds like a good height, just tall enough that I will have to look up a bit to see her eyes.
>>13684525>30-day ban for ban evasionWait, I thought ban evasion meant a permaban.
>>13684525>>13684495>all those "Global 6-quality of posts"
>>13684476>filename KEKbut anon, that's a real screencap from a serious tumblr.
>>13684449I think it's because you were younger, not because it was dry, when I started to cum it was still very intense compared to the previous dry ones
>>13684573Ah.fuck me then.
It's my dream in life to make a living buying and reselling crap on the steam marketplace.
I love gilda.
>>13684532I like her breasts being at eye level, and when she hugs you she smothers your face in them.She could act like she doesn't know what she's doing. Maybe smirk to herself when she feels your bulge rise up, exactly what she was going for.
>>13684573>that themeseriously turns me off of browsing anything on any blog that has it for some reasonalso there's several workarounds for not having to be caught on those stat tracker things, like the mobile app
>>13684532I like to see her abs if I'm looking straight ahead
>>13684602fuck you I saw her first
fuck why does my ass and back get so sore from drawing all day.its goddamn 2013, why dont i have the option to remove my ass and replace it with robot ass.
You made me look bad!!
>>13684590>merch sexploitation is a hidden tag
>>13684573I wish I hadn't read that crap
>>13684573I don't even know what's serious and what isn't.
>>13684602I love Gilda too.
>>13684618That would be a bit too tall for me. I don't want her to be able to pick me up like a doll.>>13684603>she also rests her chin on your head>one of her hands tracing over your back
>>13684624you're sitting on your ass too much. And you're getting a hunch from leaning over the tablet/paper.
>>13684420>>13684420If they worked in some teasing and edging that would be perfect, cant think of any flaws with that scenario
>>13684624Be careful, if you stay on your ass all day long you'll have heart problems and circulatory problems. You should take breaks, I usually walk a few hours per "sat on my ass all day" day.
>>13684648>it's not happening right nowI'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION