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Not even a horse: >>13678033
Rubmlest horse:
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>>13680988
Rumblest*

Dammit
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horses are gay
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>>13681005
#beef
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And so this is how mlpg ends. With a whimper.
>sunday
>no postings
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>>13681010
That's a good thing, gilda.
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Why does rumblest horse look like a filly but is clearly not
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>>13681010
babbies with gilda

http://derpibooru.org/406364?scope=scpefc8897342f1c5d519b4d29186a553cd76b628a2d
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>>13681020
Because there is variety in how pony's muzzle is shaped.
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Arise Hoars!
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Trying to come up with some new sketches for the printbook thing. Not sure which one I want to go with.
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>>13681014
everyone is brobably doing something else.

also grey Pegasus master race
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>>13681011
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>>13680988
>Rubmlest
rubmolest?
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>>13681046
Bubblebutt is the best butt.
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>>13681071
That works
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>>13681074
"Mmmnn... super clean..."
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>>13681089
[foalcon intensifies]
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On the bright side this means we have temporary relief from her
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>>13681074
Holy mother of lewd
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>>13681038
did someone say arise
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>>13681115
Huh?
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Why is the pegasus race the best race?
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>>13681115
>Top kek.gif
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>>13681122
Heartnotes is BCS' reddit account and it's where she goes to shitpost when she's banned
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>>13681115
if thats BCS thank fuck
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>>13681121
well time for me to leave
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Pon
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>>13681041
The pin-up thing?
I feel like the second one is a great opportunity for sideboobs.
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>>13681135
where are you going to go?
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>>13681140

That is a nice pone you have there
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>>13681041
The one on the left looks more promising - can't really see much of rarity in the right one due to the chair
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>>13681140
You know what? I really like the stallions.
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synx>sergal
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>>13681169
MAKE WAY FOR DLC
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>>13681169
I want Flying Saucer to make a dropbox or imgur dump for all of his background stallions
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>>13681169

I am glad someone else thinks that

The stallions are just as adorable as the mares in this show

I just wish we would have one as a more recurring character that uses the standard background stallion design. All the male recurrings get unique, pretty different designs for the most part
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okay, listen. I had a crazy idea.

What if the brain is actually a gateway through the multiverse?

What if what you actually imagined was not the product of your "imagination" but instead the memory of what happened in another universe?

Think of a pony doing something, it must have happened beacuse everything must happen in a infinite set of infinite spaces.

Think of a being, that must exist. It must have done what you've just thought.

Thought and imaginationa s we see them are not a complicated mental process, but a more complicate Palantir on every universe ever existed. Due to the fractality of reality and the universes themselves, you're actually seeing what happened, what is and and what will happen in any given universe.

So right now I know I'm fucking a pony in my bed. It's just that it's happening in generic universe number 10040404040410351.

Isn't this brilliant?
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>>13680988

my little elitist /co/ nostalgia autistic cock sucking circle jerking general

>>>/mlpg.co/
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>>13681157
>can't really see much of rarity in the right one due to the chair
True, although I could just rotate the whole thing.

If I do the left one, I may just put her in the silk bedgown she was wallowing in in Suited for Success.
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>>13681140
PON PON
WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
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>>13681174
PLEASE PAY
FOR DLC
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>>13681196
>>Think of a being, that must exist.
I will just think of myself enjoying a nice summer evening with my waifu then!
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>>13681196
sounds good to me, and your thoughts on dreams?
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it sucks having a small pony picture folder,
i'm already out of images...
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>>13681196
What's the point if this version of myself isn't living with pony then?

Why can't an alternate me imagine me in specific being in Equestria? Why can't I imagine myself imagining myself in specific being in Equestria?
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>>13681196
_______________________________________
_________________not pony__________________________________________________________
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>>13681196

The whole multi-verse theory is absurd.

If there are an infinite number of universes where an infinite number of possibilities occur, then there must be a universe where something occurs right now to destroy all other universes.

We are, however, still here. Checkmate, scientists.
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>>13681226
well, you can't manipulate a gateway for images. it's like trying to draw a world and then crying because you can't run into it.
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>>13681239
>well, you can't manipulate a gateway for images.
Says you. I will just find a way to mindswap with the other me, abusing this gateway.
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>>13681186

I already did that for anon awhile ago, though for generic background pones. Stallions included though.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/if084ajmbom84rz/SaucersBackgroundPonySwarm.zip

They are only my caps and .gifs and unsorted though
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batpony ear tufts
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>>13681196
>Isn't this brilliant?
if you're /x/ then yeah, but this isn't /x/ and I haven't /x/ed in years
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>>13681245
This guy was pretty cute.
I really like his mane.
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>>13681238
but a universe that interacts with another one isn't possible. although, some theories say thats what gravity is, and you theory still makes sense. But, only because you don't grasp the concept of infinity.
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>>13681256

A bunch of the apple stallions were really cute aside from him as well, it was a pleasant surprise
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>>13681220
Dreams are signals sent by the gods to tell us how awful we are.

Oh well, okay, Dreams are un-conscious recollections of what is happening in other universes. you're not actively thinking of them, but it still happens because of quantum resonances creating extremely small packets of energy every millisecond, some of them, at random hitting the raw frequencies your brains is syncronized with and creating the dreams.
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>>13681249
the best tufts
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>>13681249
i think i had bat pony dreams too last night

but i have forgetten them, and it was art related.
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>>13681250
>not being /x/
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>>13681238
That has both happened and not happened.

Simultaneously.
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>>13681257

Ah, but the multi-verse theory itself states that an infinite number of possible universes must exist.

Therefore, there must be a universe where interaction with other universes is possible. If not, then the theory itself is null-and-void, as we've proposed a possible universe that doesn't seem to exist.
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>>13681244
I'm sure there's a unvierse where you are able to do that.
It is not this one.
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We science now.
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>>13681274
shameful
write your dreams down after you wake up in future
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>>13681274
>>13681273
>batpony general is more active than mlpg
What have we become
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>>13681280
As anon said, it happened and at the same did not happen. Because if it did happena t the same time there must be a universe in which the whole deal was stopped.
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>>13681283
>It is not this one.
Goodbye cruel world
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>>13681245
thanks for sharing. Stallions really ARE cute
especially crystal stallion
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>>13681271
sounds good too

although these thoughts have been thought and expounded on already. and not in that sense, but, i have heard this theory before. and coincidences with a bunch of other astral projection/metaphysical stuff.
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>>13681290
you're god damn right we are
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>>13681294
it's like 10am in murrka
all the americlaps are still masturbating after they woke up
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>>13681130
>ancient greek style
>private cities on the sky
>weather controlling and walking on the clouds
>the most of them sporty and clearer than the others
>warrior race
>even the slower fliers can fly with over 100 km/h
>wings that can be used as hands
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>>13681280
personally i love this theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
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>>13681305
you know what I really think of this theory though? It's goddamn stupid,because even if I say that my brain is a chicken, that's as true as what I've said before. It cannot be proved and, in fact, many facts prove against it.

It's just a fun little thing to think and nothing more.
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>>13681290

we stallions now

AND science
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>>13681292
i know, but, some things are best left out of the conscience collective
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>tfw no more tombstone just announced he won't be making anymore pony songs
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>>13681301

Ohhoho. But there must also be a universe that is exempt from this rule. Again, if there isn't then then the multi-verse theory is disproved.

As I'm not shaking hands / hooves with ponka right now, we know for sure that there is no universe where she can appear in my own universe, and so we know that at least one possible universe doesn't exist.
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p-p-p-pony
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>>13681312
no it's not, it's like 8
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>>13681304

Oh yes. He is probably my favorite currently.
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>>13681336
there must always be a batpone
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>>13681294
no i have bpg up, and you are more active

but i suspect, we have a few other crossposting anon
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I just ponied in your bathroom, I'm very sorry.
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>>13681348
maybe on worst coast
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Even if the ride comes to an end, i'm glad to have been a part of it back when the show was still on at its prime.

Ok, tha'ts probably a lie since I only got into it during the first hiatus, but seasons 2 was great.
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>>13681325
subjective reality is a bitch aint it?

This poster supports Tulpa creation!

I recommend a changling tulpa personally.
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>>13681280
Are you sure? Maybe there are global rules, like "everything can happen, EXCEPT when it generates a paradox".
Speaking of global rules, I just read moot's message. That's pretty cool.
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I think FS might be the only tripfag here who genuinely likes talking about the show in discussions that aren't "pony should pony pony"
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>>13681338
What a wonderful feel.

>>13681345
But quantum tells us that it is already happening anon. every second, billions of billions of events like the one you've said (death of reality) are happening. We're dying every millisecond and at the same time we're not.

It's shrodinger's principle.
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>>13681365
It's going to take half an hour to get the smell out
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>>13681353
ok enough, of that, the natives will get restless
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>>13681372
I already tried a tulpa. I got to the point when I forced I felt shivers up my spine and I could hear her talk every now and then, but I decided that living as a shut-in just to talk with a renegade part of my brain was not the best outcome in life for a virgin like me. I can and am doing better.
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>>13681338
Is it good?
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>>13681377
FS please
no need to draw more attention, you don't deserve it so much

also:
>who genuinely likes talking about the show
You mean - personal, retarded, brony-level fanon? Sorry, it has nothing to do with the show.

Also:
>praising tripfags

You are everything that is wrong with MLPG,. Go back to piss.
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Discuss.
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>>13681392
>implying I'm not an mlpg native
>implying mlpg wasn't discussing bat ponies since last year
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>>13681388
that reminds me
What's your excuse today MLPG?
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>>13681401
Now THIS is shitposting
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>>13681400
he's shit.

>>13681404
>pony
anon we're discussing quantum theories subjective reality and the multiverse theory. There will be another time for "pony".
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>>13681372
I don't support tulpas. I prefer spending my time on the internet rather than actively trying to become insane.
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>>13681408
>What's your excuse today MLPG?
The same I have every day: I'm a lazy slob
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>>13681408
I hate myself. Also, I need to figure out what clothes look good on me for business casual because I need to find a job that isn't minimum wage.
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>>13681396
why not both?

>>13681407
other natives, rather

also, i have too been talking and discussing both bat pone and plane pony for a year or more with mlpg
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>>13681408
excuse you, pink pony
I'm doing my best
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>>13681401
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>>13681408
I'm writing.
Also I don't have a tablet here, so I can't post here even if I had to.
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>>13681431
Because alienating yourself from reality and thinking that voices in your head are real people isn't good for your already low social skills
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>>13681431
plane ponies are dead because jessy is dead
when she stops being dead and moves into a new place plane ponies will continue to not be dead and merely on life support
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>>13681378

My brain now hurts.
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christ why is it always so difficult to stay hard once the condom is on


unprotected I've never had any problems but christ condoms make things difficult
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pony baked you a cake
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>>13681420
well, its a nice mind excersie , and like everything, moderation is the key.

i have noticed a +1 spike in visualization and creativity since i started.
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>>13681408
Recovering from a party and buying a suit for an interview.
Don't give me that look panka ponk, you'll always be number one in my heart~
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>>13681457
>waifu baked me a cake
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>>13681457
tell smitty that he's an idiot for me
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>>13681451
But the wonderful thing is that isn't not hurting and hurting at the same time!
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Pone wants more cookies
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>>13681455
buy a bigger condom

normal size ring squeezes the shit out of me, and the magnum gold ones are prettier with the gold foil wrapper. or try different brands
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>>13681465
brain damaged stalkerpon is good waifu.
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>>13681469

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnQdBD2y64
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>>13681462
You're right, I didn't think about it.
On the other hand, that's something you could work on even without making a tulpa.
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>>13681483
She's clogging my facility and I'm already running 60 billions/s. Pony has a problem.
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>>13681489

She is the cutest completely unhinged stalker around
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>>13681448
ETA RTB for jessy?
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>>13681434
v
>>13681481
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>>13681130
can someone post that picture in the upper right? I really like it but seems I didn't save it last time i saw it posted
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>>13681408
I'm going out for a bit
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>>13681491
exactly. I'm telling you, if your life is successful, you have friends, you have a girlfriend and you get out often, you're free to make a tulpa.
If you know you'll end up masturbating in your room while your mother calls for dinner, don't. There are better ways to get creative.
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>>13681223
I have almost 10k pictures to choose from
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>>13681501
I don't know
I sent her a request for a plane pone commission a few days after she posted that she was taking them so I assume she's just unable to get online for the time being
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>>13681401
If anything he was trashing tripfags.

>You mean - personal, retarded, brony-level fanon? Sorry, it has nothing to do with the show.
Just like pony should pony pony am I right, tex?
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pony just stole your oc
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>>13681366
but its 11 on worst coast
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa5xZOyFV_Y
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Pony can't stop eating cookies
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>>13681491
that can work too, spoiler alert: they usually turn into thoughtforms then tulpas anyways. Writers always talk about how their chars develop into their own. Even Tara and other VA talk about how they become into there own. Multiplicty is much more common then you think. It's just there is a lack of proper language that discribes them and the stigma of anything that has to do with anything out of the status quo.
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>>13681525
that's basically what fs does
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>>13681534

You dun good, anon.
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>>13681524
that is great news, thanks
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>>13681541
Pony has been spending too much time with Pinkie Pie. Pony is grounded from visiting her for one week.
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>>13681525
>Just like pony should pony pony am I right, tex?
that's what we do
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>>13681408
i'm playing hats. it isn't very much fun, but at least i don't have to draw.
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>>13681551
Because talking about multi-universe theories and shitty one liners >>13681530
>>13681541 is more preferable. It's hiatus. Anything we've discussed has been already talked over, there's nothing wrong with discussing fanon or possible canon. You're just trying to stir shit up.
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>>13681571
for a moment with the reflections on her glasses i thought silver spoon had snake eyes like nightmare moon
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>>13681567
>"what do you mean i'm grounded?!'
>you cant tell me what to do! your not my real dad!"
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>>13681408
DOES THIS COUNT?

>>13681530
BUT SHE RIGHT HERE!
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>>13681408
too busy with studies and hobby coding
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You have been given the chance to kill one general on /mlp/. Which one do you kill, and why?
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>>13681607
Us, we are no longer fit to live
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What was the oddest thing EG Trixie ever done to get her fix of peanut butter crackers?
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>>13681607
The one you like the most.
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>>13681607
Fingerbang
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>>13681408
http://youtu.be/hqOfqBoafTc

too busy watching this
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>>13681607
Fluffy pony general.
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>>13681612
When nobody's looking, she likes to pretend to "cast spells" on the machine as the spring rotates her snacks out.
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>>13681577

>>13681195
>>13681245
>>13681267
>>13681328
>Boy howdy, I like stallions!

That's pretty much "Pony can't stop eating cookies," so I don't see why you're putting him on some kind of pedestal.
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>>13681607
flutterrape or homolove general
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>>13681587
Cute.
Would read a daily strip like that.
You know, like a newspaper strip.
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>>13681569
What doujin is that from?
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>>13681607
I don't know any, so this one.
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>fanfiction
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>>13681607
None of them because I only go to this one and their existance doesn't effect me
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>>13681624
so jelly
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>>13681611
Your face is no longer fit to live.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Humanity is doomed.
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>>13681636
beautiful, isn't it?
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>>13681571
What a very tired filly you got there.
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>>13681646
>Ylvis - The Fox
Excuse me while i go throw up
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>>13681629
Probably amongst these:

http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_search=mlp
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>>13681624
>Man, stallions don't get enough love. Yet they all have unique and pretty designs
>Actually posts screencaps from the show
>Then posts a massive pony folder because someone asked for it
Yeah, "Pony can't stop eating cookies" is definitely on par here. That was sarcasm if you couldn't tell.
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>>13681507
Here you go friend
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>>13681646
Bah, it's just viral videos.
Also, isn't the fox one ironic, or a parody?
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>>13681658
>having friends
>on MLPG
DYEWTS
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>>13681658
Thank you, I just love the juxtaposition of their expressions to their normal personalities, its really cute
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>>13681624
I can't tell if you're braindead or intentionally trying to make low quality posts.
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What's it like being autistic, MLPG?
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>>13681628
Speaking of newspapre comic strip, is there any comic that is like the Daily Derp?
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>>13681678
I dunno
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>>13681666
But Satan, you're my friend as well.
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>>13681664
>Also, isn't the fox one ironic, or a parody?
being this naive
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>>13681678
You're here so you should already know.
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>>13681655
it kind of is on par
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>>13681688
>befriending Satan

south park movie pls
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>>13681646
foxes bark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw
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>>13681678
i don't know, why don't you tell us?
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>>13681692
BURN! #WREKT
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>>13681658
Now we need a version with AJ and Ponk
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>>13681706
MUH DICK
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>>13681678
It's really annoying. There are tons of things, especially in society, that come naturally to people and not to you.
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>>13681702
But I wasn't joking.
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Should there be a two-part tropical vacation special?
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>>13681618

They have a booru anyway.
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>>13681717
of course!
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>>13681717
Yes. No question.
With swimsuits and sunglasses.
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>>13681717
>pick a pony
>she spends the whole vacation worrying about her job/friends/books
>when she got back, she wish she was in a vacation
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>>13681713
Sounds like it sucks. Sorry mang ;_;
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>>13681666
>not following your dreams
>listening to satan
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>>13681622
i could totally see her doing that
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>>13681655
>>13681674

>I think FS might be the only tripfag here who genuinely likes talking about the show in discussions that aren't "pony should pony pony"

The point here is that you're making this assertion after he's demonstrated nothing of the sort, then trying to build it up as something grander than it is because he typed more than one line.

Sure, it's more effort, but it's a higher effort "pony should pony pony," and you're engaging in some useless egostroking for the sake of that. I don't care that he's just having fun with inane fluff like Tex does, or that he likes to waifu like mewball, but it's not worth patting him on the back for it.
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Everyone post one of your favorite headcannons!
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>>13681760
Filia
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>>13681732
you hit the nail on the head, foreigner.
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>>13681760
Derpy mail mare.
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>>13681740
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*ponk
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>>13681760
Pinkie Pie invented sing alongs in Equestria
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>>13681760
Tia is Celestia's real name!
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>>13681760
That ponies have penises and vaginas!
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Pinkie Pie is a troublesome patient.
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>>13681760
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>>13681738
It's okay dude, at least I'm not autistic in the 4chan sense of the word.
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>>13681767
What?
>>13681776
Actual cannon.
>>13681782
Interesting headcannon.
>>13681783
Bad headcannon.
>>13681788
Actual cannon.
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>>13681782
>Pinkie Pie invented sing
>The Heart Carol have been around for over a 1000 years
Are you telling me that Pinkie Pie is a time traveler?
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>>13681760
PRINCESS CELESTIA PISSES IN HUGE GARDEN CALLED THE ROYAL TOILET, HER PISS IS MAKING ALL THE FLOWERS BLOW AND WHEN IT'S RAINING IT'S ACTUALLY HER PISS AND NOT RAINDROPS, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT YELLOW.
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>>13681790
Still not as bad as dealing with discords shenanigans.
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>>13681783
I thought her real name was Mom:

http://yp.xtraxtreme.me/ypbooks/YP-PDF-Under_The_Sparkling_Sea.pdf
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Sylvia is best pony.
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>>13681760
I think Twilight has feelings for Celestia.
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>>13681799
Good on you, dude.

Posting Chryssy Wissy Fangs n' Hissy.
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>>13681804
i mean conscious, spontaneous sing along, where everypony already knows the words
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>>13681760
Shining Armour only managed to become a captain because Cadence pulled a lot of strings.
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>>13681802
Why would name Tia be consider a bad headcannon?
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>>13681799
it's the worst, man
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>>13681678
It's like being a machine with broken parts, but not so broken that you don't realize it
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>>13681821
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>>13681857
WoY is overrated
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>>13681754
Then why don't you get this pissy when people pat Tex or Mew on the back for it?
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>>13681856
Wow... right in the feels.
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>>13681866
so?
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>>13681841
It means Aunt in Spanish, so it just sounds weird if all these characters suddenly start referring to her that way.
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>>13681760
NO FUCKING BRONY HEADCANON IS NO BETTER THAN PONY SHOULD PONY PONY IT'S ALL JUST SHITPOSTING FUCK FLYING SAUCER
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>>13681886
THIS PONY CAN NOT PONY PONY
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>>13681886
so jelly
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>>13681866
Not as much as MLP.
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>>13681866
You want to know what's overrated?
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>>13681873
i think he does, theres always those guys telling tex and mew to fuck off
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You want to know what is underrated?
Pone queefs.
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>>13681760
My headcannon is that Celestia and Luna are living goddesses.
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>>13681856
not broken, just different. If you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.
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>>13681947
But what if I judge a fish by its ability to be a fish and it comes up short?
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Is giving head considered uncivilized in Equestria because it's not solely for the purpose of procreation?

http://i.imgur.com/jncDQnj.jpg
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>>13681933
You look familiar. IS THAT RARITY?
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>>13681955
There's no wrong way to be a fish
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>>13681959
Nope. It's more like a warm greeting, like a firm handshake.
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>>13681933
Then the fish shouldn't pay you any mind
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>>13681934
hehehehe
HEHEHEH
HAHAHA
Haha.
heh...
Smart.
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>>13681947
It's not good to be self-loathing, but social interaction is the most important human trait, anything that affects your ability to socialize properly is going to be fairly crippling. It affects your physical health, too, worse than smoking 2 packs a day.
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>>13681964
>Being that much of a troll
>"always works" face
It's Faustershy
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>>13681959
>implying the ponies only drop their genital invisibility spells, drop their ponut invisibility spells, let their cocks slide out of the cock sheaths, and their teats slide out of their teat sheaths, ONLY when procreation is involved

No, ponies are way too horny for that.
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>>13681968
So does that mean I have to give oral to a pony when I greet them or are humans excused? How long do I have to do it for, is there a minimum time? Not saying I wouldn't do it, but my jar would be sore by the end of the day. Still worth it if I get my cock sucked by a pony multiple times a day.
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>>13681933
On that, past a certain point, there is some rule of inverse power, where the more you have, the more frail your body is. A glass goddess you have to protect yourself.
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>>13681999
...teat sheaths?
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>>13681984
it doesn't affect your ability to socialize "properly", i'd just say it affects your ability to socialize with "assholes"
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>>13682001
You don't always have to do it, but it's nice and polite when you do.

Makes a good first impression, too.
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>>13681968
have any of you gotten head from Rarity? It's really nice
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>>13681968
What's the equivalent of a sloppy handshake?
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13682022
She's not real, but if she was, I'd assume that she could make you buck your hips, grit your teeth, and grunt in ecstasy with ease. Of course, all ponies could she'd just be noticeably better at it.
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>>13681578

Nightmare Spoon
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HAI YAI FORCES

HAI YAI FORCES
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>>13682031
the opposite of firm is LOOSE, my good man
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>>13682031
If they stop sucking as soon as you start cumming
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>>13682048
Why is Froodie Bagbone suddenly a prrincess?
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>>13682052
quite an ordeal to go through before resuming business
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T-TWILY
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>>13682057
Guts pls go
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>>13682072
You'd only last a few minutes if she was going easy on you, otherwise she could finish you in 30 seconds, but that would be rude. The full half hour is for paying customers only.
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>>13682057
Update?
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>>13682071
Are you not happy that our quest is complete, and we can return to our flats at the Shire?
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>>13682057
I was just watching the new movies this morning. They are good.
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Is magic considered cheating

http://i.imgur.com/n6K91UF.png
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>>13682095
Would Celestia have been a better Bingo?
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oh shit
i was about to walk into ponyville but i only see stallions around
what the fuck do i do
shit i hope that red one didn't see me
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>>13682091
would take at least 10 seconds to regather my composure. Half of it would be spent marveling.
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>Unlock Crescent Spirit, a super strong bow weapon with homing shots.
>you can get it either by letting Luna die at the end of the sixth chapter, or by speaking with her at the beginning of the semi final chapter to get the completed version.
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>>13682111
I hope she uses that magic to deny him
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>>13682113
>dildo
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I want to get wet with ponies.
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>>13682136
what the hell are you talking about?
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>>13682136
>uberweapons that you get with only a few fights left in the game
>also, no NG+ or equipment doesn't carry over between games
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>>13682149

That's colored already?
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>>13682149
Didn't he just upload the inks today?

That Dash and Luna, hnnng
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>>13682164
>>13682167
Clearly, the colors were taking a while and they either forgot or only uploaded the inks briefly before the colors.
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>>13682149
>Shining Armor trying not to get a boner from Luna
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>>13682120
It's too late, all the stallions have been infected with the butt lust, and one of them heard you snap a twig under your feet, they are broadcasting your position to one another with their inaudible radar communication, and they are preparing to swarm on you. they can all outrun you, and overpower you, so there is no escape.
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>>13682161
>>13682153
What the bloody hella re you both talking about?
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http://i.imgur.com/s4PReaQ.jpg
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>>13682164
How much time did they take?
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>>13682183
FUCK

I'LL JUST JUMP IN THIS DEEP HOLE IN THE GROUND
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/515caa17f83a8dbd92ba2a359250ac68/tumblr_mszhd5MNE41sv5nkyo1_1280.gif
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>fanfiction
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>>13682180
I would fail.
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>>13682201
it's still shit
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ded and hatsus
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>>13682197

I think >>13682174 is probably right. The non colored inked version was posted not long ago, earlier today I think
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>>13682202
>fapfiction
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>>13682201
Aw shit nigga.
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>>13682223
>earlier today
some people color really fast and the amount of detail in this picture isn't huge
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>>13682229
Aw...
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>>13682229
the bottom left panel makes no sense here
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>>13682260
stop reading right to left
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKizRcwGtd8
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>>13682269
I'm going left to right, that panel doesn't look like surprise
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>>13682278
that's a good poop
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/36b844e4b30690073905185c523da2d7/tumblr_mtjdq6cGLt1sfogzao1_1280.jpg
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http://strawpoll.me/464917/
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>>13682362
princess celestia please
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>>13682313
I prefer dikekike's.
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>>13682353
that's pretty cute apart from the genitals
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>>13682362
Sweetie for the last time stop it.
You're a kid. You're just having a childhood crush.
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>>13681408
Calculus exam
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>>13682362
That poll looks rigged.
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MLPG is filled with lusty bottom bitches
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which pony is the most euphoric
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>>13682141
Cadence is the best femdom horse
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>>13682405
>You will never make it to Equestria
>Upon making it to ponyville, you will never be abducted by Gilda and taken to live in the griffon kingdom
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>>13682426
well duh it's pinkie, she's always happy
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>>13682435
No idea about that but denial is hot as long as it is done in a loving, teasing way.
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>>13682426
Twilight Sparkle
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>>13681130
Because the dream we humans have the most isn't of unicorns and magic. It's flying.
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>>13682453
Well doesn't help that most people are faggots with no imagination
Magic>Flying
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>>13682426

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony Celestia's blessing, but because I am enlightened by own intelligence.
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>>13682201
i laugh at all you casuals who can accepts such low quality in porn
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>>13682470
Beggars can't be choosers.
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>>13681646
>Ylvis - The Fox [Official music video HD]
that's the furriest thing I've seen all week and I browse mlpg
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>>13682444
Is Rarity into denial
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>>13682386
>implying ponigina isn't cute
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>>13682436
I'm okay with this
Maybe we can raid some pony villages every once in a while
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>>13682453

Though strong enough unicorns can have both

That wing spell Twilight used was recorded in a spellbook after all
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>>13682519
Probably. Though my waifu is another whiteish pony
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>>13682453
That's probably because flying is a real thing
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>>13682523
HOLY SHIT RAINBOW DASH IS SO FUCKING CUTE GOD DAMN IT
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>>13682533
Y-yes Rarity. I like them
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>>13682549
I like how she has that body pillow between her legs too
Best position
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>>13682533
Last time I check, that spell is a bit complicated and time consuming to do. I do not think its water proof.
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Behind the bleachers, anon.

Now.
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pony wants to watch you fight minotaur in smt4 again
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>>13682568
I think a Unicorn that practiced it for a few weeks could cast it.

Even so Twilight isn't the epitome of magic casting. It's canon that more skilled unicorns exist.
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>>13681277
Not only simultaneously, both have happened an infinite number of times.

Simultaneously.
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>>13682554
N-no! Don't boop me there!
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>>13682549
MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
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>>13682577

What a whore!
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>>13682577
fingerbang that bitch
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>>13682568

It was definitely said to be a hard one, though most good things are. Some other unicorn recorded and used it before Twilight though, so its not something unheard of. I also wonder what alternative spells may exist for the same purpose.

Besides with as zany as equestria is, any pony that wants to fly is going to find a way
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>>13682549
TWIST MY NIPPLES
TWIST THEM, PINKIE!
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>>13682606
ok
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>>13682654
Look at those fucking zeppelin Apples. I bet they go on all sorts of crazy sky adventures.
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>>13682654
Would you captain a ship in the royal air fleet and battle griffin sky pirates? Or would you be a privateer yourself and collect bounties wanted by Equestria?
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QUICK HOW WOULD PONY EDGE YOU
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>>13682674

Seriously, people poke fun at the apples for being farmers but how many farming families have access to frigging airships.

They could be the pony version of a skyborne East India apple company and we would never know
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>>13682706
That's combining a lot of my favorite things into one.
If half the time we weren't fighting and just cruising around and drinking rum it'd be perfect.
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>>13682545
>>13682545
Is it Celestia, pony and human Celestia are both sexy as fuck, 10/10 would let sit on face and give me a footjob
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>>13682718
well the resident librarian has a balloon so maybe it's not that uncommon
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>>13682718
It's a very shitty airship tough.

They probably are the Las Pegasus branch and needed something to gt up so they got the cheapest thing they could find.
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>>13682737
Well she only has it because Celestia made her take it so that she could sell more toys.
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>>13682709
With magic or by lightly, slowly suckling and teasing your head with her tongue while playing with your balls and taint
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>>13682706

I would want to see what the military style Equestrian airships looked like first

We have only seen frilly private ones
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>>13682737
It's not her ballon tough.
It's that cherry pony's ballon
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>>13682748
The cheapest zeppelin airship in the fleet is still a zeppelin airship.
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>>13682730
I want to glaze those thighs and feet with a nice hefty load
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>>13682730
Not a fan of footjobs but I would let her do pretty much everything she wants to me
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>>13682751
>playing with your balls and taint

Lewd, ponies wouldn't do that. Except for Rarity.
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>>13682760
I bet they have runways for pegasus take off and landings

like an airborne aircraft carrier
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>>13682730
Jailbait pls
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>>13682760
My guess is that they would looke more like warships (y'know actual cannons, places where pegasi can paratrooper their way off the deck), and that they would do everything they could to make sure that they have enough lift while simultaniously making sure the zepplin balloon itself isn't a incredibly easy target (possibly a special material coating the balloon to make it a little tougher)
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>>13682781
Yes and the Nokia 3100 is still a mobile phone
Still doesn't compare to an S4, 5S.
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>>13682795
That would be neat aesthetically but pointless since they can seemingly stop and go as they please physics be damned
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>>13682788
same, don't care how beta it is, it gets me really hard, good mixture of shame and lust
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>>13682818
But Jailbait is an applefag. That looks more like Smut to me.
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>>13682825
the wonderbolts have a runway on their cloudbase

maybe they have launch catapaults like aircraft carriers for high speed launches
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>>13682748

It wasn't actually that shitty

It just had a very simplistic gondola

The rest of the thing looked like a damn rocketship
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>>13682795
Maybe they have some small scale cloud makers.
Something that make clouds big enough that a Pegasus could hide in for stealth missions or scouting
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>>13682830
He posted the same picture before and drew footjob and facesitting pictures with human Trixie
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Applejack is unsure of where to take your story next. She's written where you'll be in five years, but now she's trying to tie it together to now and it's just not happening today. For filler, she just has you browse MLPG some more.
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>>13682845
yeah they probably do
still seem kind of pointless to me
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>>13682850
>He posted the same picture before
I post that picture all the time, too.
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A friendly reminder you could have a gorgeous satyr daughter exploring her body in early adolescence if only you'd remained a wizard and opened a portal to Equestria.
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>>13682818
I don't know who that is but it sounds like he has good taste in (person)horses

http://i.imgur.com/IhjiIle.png
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>>13682819

That or they recruit unicorns with shield talents like Shining armor to try to help actively protect the gas bag(s)
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>>13682865
>satyr
Everything you say is shit so fuck you
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>>13682847
Doesn't really look like a rocketship to me. Looks more like they started putting some armor plating on and didn't have the fabric to cover it.
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You want to add your experience to the pile? For SCIENCE?

http://strawpoll.me/462891/
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>>13682872
that's true, they could do a magictech solution to protecting the bag
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>>13682868
>I don't know who that is
Confirmed for Jailbait.
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>>13682850
Oh I know that drawing, the Trixie sketch with the feet and cumming dick, right? I love that one, he should do more, Trixie is my femdom fantasy
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>>13682872
>>13682888
Doubtful, the unicorns are a ground force. At best they'd enchant some devices for further use.
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>>13682874
You didn't become a wizard and failed. That's no reason to lash out.
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>>13682880
Sentenal you're being really creepy here
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>>13682850
Jailbait has some unf as fuck fetishes
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>>13682872
Man Twilight could make a shield around the library
It's Twilight but still it's probably a standard spell. Shining was probably the only one to make it cover all of Canterlot.

Probably most Equestrian Army mages could make a shield around a small balloon.
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>>13682896

Ground forces are exactly who would be used in airships though. Pegasi wouldn't need them
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>>13682904
No, no Sentenal would put up a Survey Monkey so he could discern individual respondents, anonymous or not.

This is just a straw poll.
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>>13682915

Too bad he'll never draw them again.
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>>13682922
The unicorns don't need them either, they'd be for the earth ponies to contribute.
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>>13682896
>>13682922
And they could tie the useless earth ponies around the air ships to be used as shielding

Everyone has a job!
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>>13682868
>I don't know who that is
Drawfag
http://loljailbait.tumblr.com/
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>>13682895
If her VA recorded herself talking dirty as Trixie it would kill me.

http://i.imgur.com/w91TFN6.png
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>>13682794
Cadence is known for how much she loves to root around a guy's balls and taint with her snout. She just loves to push a guy's heavy, musky ballsack all around with her face and feel its weight on her snout, while prodding the taint gently with her tongue, and getting the thick musky man-smell all over her face. In fact if the guy doesn't remind her to get back to sucking, she will sometimes just loose herself in her ball and taint worship for up to a half hour at a time. She is so mesmerized by balls, a total ball (and taint) slut if you will. It's well known through all of Equestria, and it's why you'll often see her attendants leaping forward to nervously spray some perfume on her face and neck as she steps out to public appearances. Because it's very likely that she was just moments ago letting some hefty rubbery horse ball sacks slap her in the face.
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The Wonderbolts shine in war, since they're an elite military pegasi team.
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>>13682934
They probably use Earth ponies as boarding crew or fighters that defend the Unicorn cannoneers from flying enemies like griffons
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>>13682718
I would fly an airship to deliver apples, cider, and apple accessories to foreign lands.
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>>13682944
>musky

Anyone who uses this word or 'ponut' should be shot
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>>13682942
> expecting a human to last more than minutes
> When stallions cum from pressure alone in 30 seconds or less
Well SOMEone is basing their expectations on fantasy porn of The Humans.
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>>13682961
where do I sign
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>>13682930
But he drew this just two or three days ago
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>>13682961
How did you know that I also love ponuts
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>>13682851
that filler must be exciting
>"You're a faggot!!" typed anonymous, his rage at the online posters steadily increasing
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>>13682932

The unicorns certainly would need them if the point of the airships is force projection.

Unicorns cannot swim across a sea or mountain range, or cross a continental expanse with speed.

Airships need crews and would honestly benefit from all three breeds. The reason I said pegasi wouldn't need them is because pegasi can already fly by themselves, with great speed and agility- talents that would be wasted sitting around on the deck of a ship. I would see them serving as fleet scouts or harassment troops if anything.
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>>13682961
or "unf" as a verb or adjetive

seriously? "I want to unf that" or "that's not pretty unf"?
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>>13682942
>>13682965
Why is she sweating if she's using magic
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>>13682880
> penetrated digitally
Are they asking if I've been fucked on The Grid?
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>>13682983
id read it
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>>13682970

isn't that sort of thing kind of wasted on a three-year-old?
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>>13682988
>>13682981

Also anyone who uses a tilde, unironically or otherwise.
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>>13682468
>no period after "blessing"
>no comma after "because"

kill yourself
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>>13682986
>Airships need crews and would honestly benefit from all three breeds
That's just being kind to mud ponies
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>>13682986
Pegasi would absolutely be the most able-bodied support for flying the things, so it's unlikely that an airship would be without at least a few dedicated pegasus riggers for troubleshooting.
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>>13682944
i wish more females were unhealthily attracted to balls. it would make me feel more comfortable about being unhealthily attracted to breasts
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>>13682989
Those are streaks of cum.
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>>13683005
onee-sama~
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>>13683000
What?
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>>13683012
Waste of a good salt lick.
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blehhhhh
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>>13682986
Pegasi would actually be useful just as deck hooves. They'd be useful to maintain all parts of it.

>>13683008
Their strength would be useful in moving things about and tieing it down during storms.
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GOD TIER:
Squigglekicker
Speedysmile

SHIT TIER:
everything else
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>>13682880
I massaged a girls ass in a filled up spot once
Does that count
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>>13683035
he means he cake has 3 candles
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Okay fine, I dare you to describe a stallion's ballsack without using the word "musky"
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>>13682865
>Twist satyr
no thank you
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>>13683052
Oh, missed that.
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>>13683056
Hefty.
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>>13683050
Probably under "touched each other in places other than our genitals"

You mean it was a crowded place, or ... ?
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>>13683010
Balls are kind of a weird thing to be attracted to, I wouldn't complain if a pony wanted to suck my balls, but still.
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>>13683046
>no Twi ships
pls....
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>>13683074
Yea
She didn't know who did it and walked away shortly after
It was a nice day
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>>13683056
Vinegary, earthen, sweaty, salty, sharp-smelling, warm, unusually cool, low-hanging, close-fitting, full, what have you
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>>13683056
robust
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>>13682880
>no box for sexual experiences with animals

Also how do you turn on the flags thing in 4chanx, I want to see what country horsefuckers are from, bet it's Russia or Germany
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http://mcsweezy.tumblr.com/image/61823674672
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>>13683088
If this is you playing some H game --
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>>13683088
i did the same thing with my penis. She didn't know who i was and she moved to a different part of the crowd shortly after
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>>13682986
>Unicorns cannot swim across a sea or mountain range, or cross a continental expanse with speed
Says who?
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>>13683102
No it actually happend
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>>13683043

So would any other pony though. All the equipment on the ships we have seen is gondola side, they are not big rigid hull deals like actual zeppelins. A few pegasi would be nice to have around for inspection and maintenance purposes, especially for the gasbag, or to serve as scouts, but most everything else on the ship could be done by any pony type just as easily. Humans got by without pegasi just fine after all.

Regardless as i mentioned I imagine there crews would be thoroughly mixed as far as pony types went. Unicorns for defensive and offensive spells, maybe even navigation and stuff, pegasi for the afformentioned skills, and Earth ponies for ballast
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>fanfiction
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>>13683097
>flags
>/mlp/
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>>13683108
flyingsombra
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>>13683097
It's a little distressing but I intentionally left it "someone" to include people who've only had sex with animals
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>>13681238
>then there must be a universe where something occurs right now to destroy all other universes

It's cute seeing you try, but have you thought of all the other universes stopping it from happening?

Checkmate Anon.
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>>13683081
Twilight is a foreveralone just like every Twifag
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>>13683046
>Squigglekicker
>good
Opinion disregarded
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>>13683128
i like to dream, you gaffot. Isn't that the point of fanfics?
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>>13683128
forever alonneee xD
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CUTE DOGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYbbIlTMXkU&feature=player_embedded
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>>13683110
Actually, it took me a while to realize it, but wouldn't Earth Ponies have an advantage. Even in the air, they'd have a better connection to the Earth and be able to read the directions and weather better.
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>>13681238
Only things that have any chance at all to happen can and do occur in alternate universes. If something has no chance of happening at all, then it doesn't occur. The only single thing you can learn from what you said is that the event you described is impossible.
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>>13683080
But pony knows that your balls are where that sweet, sweet semen is made and kept. They are the source of everything. One day pony became so wildly desperate by the thought of being impregnated by you that pony just started suckling on your balls as if possessed, pony knows that she needs you to fuck her to get her pregnant, but her incredible horniness and need for your seed is too great, it defies all reason and shuts off her logical brain, making her into a semen-lusting zombie, and in her mindless state all she can think of is that she wants the most direct access to your balls as possible. She's going totally wild trying to suck your delicious, invaluable seed right out of them with her mouth
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>>13683144
The point of fanfics is making untalented, uncreative people feel talented and creative.
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>>13683153
What the hell has weather, a thing controled by pegasuses, have to do with earth ponies
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>>13683056
round

http://i.imgur.com/RHKKOS2.gif
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>>13682970
>those hips and thighs
I want so badly ;_;
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>>13683150
Dogs > cats
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>>13683165
The point of fanfiction is to write them, not get your applause, fanfictionhateanon.
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>>13683169
Sky Islands, son
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>>13683153

Well assuming earth ponies do not have that connection messed with by being very far above said earth, that would make a good case for them being good navigators. Being really good at map reading and recognizing landmarks and vegetation changes and all that
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>>13681204

...... He's right, you know.
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>>13683183
>typical fanficfaggot
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>>13683046
I'm too hungover to remember what "squigglekicker" means. rarity and applejack?

It's funny how my god tier ship list was all confirmed for god tier by season 3:
>Rarijack
>Pinkiedash
>Twixie
>Fluttershy with the token straight ship (fluttercord)
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>>13683188
Why would an Earth pony be better at reading maps or recognizing land marks.

That makes absolutely no sense at all
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>>13683169
Not all areas are controlled by pegasi, and they'd be able to detect changes before the other races saw them if anything else happened.
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>>13683164
So if you were to end up in Equestria, ponies would just be pushing and fighting each other to get a chance at blowing you? That sounds like a pain in the ass, what if I want to shop for groceries or get a haircut?
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>>13683157
Checkmate!!!
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>>13682916
You forget her special talent is magic and she's so good at it she's become an alicorn princess.

I doubt average unicorns can do spells beyond their special talent and simple utility spells.
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>>13683192
> typical armchair genius who thinks they know why an author writes better than the author
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LOL
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>>13683042
Why does she looks like an elf?
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>>13683209
Why
That makes no sense.
They can just grow plants. That's all.
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>>13683202
nice
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13683218
>they know why an author writes better than the author
wat
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>>13683220
>HACKER
I was willing to not hate this until we hit the "Pinkie can do anything all the time lolsorandom" singularity.
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>>13683220
>using lol
sure is 2010 in here.
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>>13683210
You can still shop with a cute pony sucking on you like a foal at the teat, it just takes longer.
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>>13683239
It's Pinkie Pie!! xD!
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>>13683243
>using lel
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>>13683165
the point of fanfiction is to have an easy excuse to write for the sake of writing. It's like practicing drawing by drawing fanart of things. In fact, it's exactly like that. To become good at either creative work you need practice. Fanfiction is an excuse to practice and a way of easing into the writing of fiction by not having to create the thing entirely from scratch and focusing instead on the more specifics of creating a narrative.

Stop being a faggot.
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>>13683239
>letting the "10 second flat" joke go by
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>>13683224
It's not just plants. Earth ponies have a connection to the earth. You could easily expand that leylines, magnetic fields that compasses use, even changes in weather and season.

Heck, look at all the things Granny Smith did in the Zap apple episode.
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>>13683253
or you just want to write about ponies
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>>13683251
>using any variation of lol or "lol"
I'm against it.
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>>13683206

Because we were flat out told that their special ability is a nebulous "special connection to the earth" and navigation via natural landmarks and other cues is a big part of wilderness survival? Especially in unfamiliar areas? Have you never run into the concept of a "ranger" in a fantasy setting?
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>>13683237
> "The purpose of fanfiction is to make uncreative and untalented people feel creative and talented"
Or at least that's what was said back at
>>13683165

So I take that to mean this person thinks they know some universal rationale for a writer to write anything about cartoon ponies - to make them feel better about themselves! To bolster unwarranted self-importance! Wow! A breakthrough! Universally, all of them, just doing it for the adulation of the cheering crowd!
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>>13683210
They would basically go completely feral and just trample you, pushing and shoving eachother aside as the swarm stomps all over your helpless body. You'd feel one pair of horse lips wrap around your balls only to feel it forcefully slide off a few seconds later and another take its place. As the ponies get increasingly agitated and frenzied, one would inevitably clamp her teeth down on your aching ballsack, before being shoved aside, ripping your scrotum open and violently liberating your testicles from your body, and crushing them under the mob's flurry of hooves. As soon as the mob could sense that you can no longer produce semen, the frenzy would instantly die off and they'd return to their normal, calm and friendly selves, apologizing for their absurd and rude behavior. Then a local group of geldings, who had been watching the whole time, would come over and patch you up, inviting you into their ranks and explaining that the same thing happened to all stallions in this town once their balls dropped. You would be free to go and get your hair cut after all that.
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>>13683248
To shop or cum?
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>>13683253
Never you mind most writers are expected to fulfill some mode with an archetype to please the publisher, which is why we suddenly got so many Katniss and Bella clone fiction.

Shit, it's almost like writers are asked to write near-fanfiction of pre-established works because that's where the money is!
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>>13683270
>and navigation via natural landmarks
Which you only need eyes for.
Fuck sake in Hearth Warming they weren't exactly good navigators.

And Twilight was the one who used a map to find their way to the dragon.
There was never shown that Earth Ponies are somehow good at that stuff.
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>>13683206
take a look at trip, silly bear

Refer to: >>13681401
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>>13683287
yes
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>>13683283
That doesn't sound like it would be fun at all, why would pone bite my balls? Oral in Equestria sounds dangerous, I just want a cute mare to give me a gentle, slow, passionate blowjob, no potentially testicle damaging stuff.


http://i.imgur.com/N0fHzDm.jpg
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>>13683263
Obviously.

Who doesn't?
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>>13683342
people who write about other things

I guess
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Pony wants you to get off the computer.
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Critters.
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>>13683289
That is where the money is. Star WArs at least hired people to write fanfiction for them. You know what though? If more franchises realized how much people like fanfiction they'd do the same, and if they were really smart they'd know they don't even need to pay for the people to write the stuff, they just need to give it the title of "almost canon".
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>>13682989
She could be sweaty from arousal
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>>13683398
That's where Amazon is going with their derivative works project. I'm not even joking. It's easier than asking someone to rebrand Buffy fanfiction to make the next Twilight.
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Pony's thick cock fillong your anus, her warm musky balls slapping against your ass
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>>13683419
>that sad feel when this isn't actually happening to me right now
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>>13683362
>implying George R. R. Martin isn't staring at a new chapter heading right now and thinking, "Man... I'd much rather be writing about ponies right now."
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>>13683436
I'm pretty happy. I'd hate to have anything inserted into me.
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>>13683447
>And then he does
>For 2 weeks
>Then he watches football

Fuck you martin
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>tfw no humanized spa twins double oil massage and handjob
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>>13683419
Pony doesn't have a cock, she is a mare.
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>>13683450
Well I'm glad at least one of us is satisfied with the state of things
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>>13683385
Pony has been getting uppity lately
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this cost $10 million
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>>13683499
you humans and your phallic symbols
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>>13683499
That looks nothing like my goat animes
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>>13683469
>tfw humanized aloe and lotus blossom will never pleasure your love-stick with their feet
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>fanfiction
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>>13683499
>human dicks
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>>13683499
I can't believe goat bought that.
also
>human dicks
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>>13683436
>tfw no pony to rut you on your couch
>her forelegs draped over your shoulders, and her hips thrusting deep into you
>your moans mixing with hers and the frequency of her pumping increases, before she buries herself to the hilt against your ass and unloads her viscous pony cum
>you will never hear a wet 'plop' as she removes her sizable member from you and her seed drips out if your abused orifice
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>>13683539
i can imagine a group of people all standing around greentxting that exact thing in real life.
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>>13683499
is that one on the left supposed to be a female goat with a human penis?

how does this shit get made
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>>13683499
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>>13683567
>how does this shit get made
there is no limit to faggotry and no shortage of people who want to throw money at it
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>>13683499
>Modern art
Stupid goys
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>>13683499
I would buy it.
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>>13683546
Gah!! R-ruin my asshole, Fluttershy!! Ruin it!!
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>>13683499
Reminds me of that cap of the guy complaining about how he spent all this work on a dragon and it was placed next to a guy sucking himself off statue.
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>>13683499
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Hey guys what's going on in here tod

>fanfiction defense force

Welp, time for football.
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pony wants to play CROSSFIRE with you
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>>13683618
b-baka janai! we've stopped talking about that!
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>>13683618
Divegrass is love
Divegrass is life
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>>13683629
Last time we played she got really caught up in it
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It almost feels like I know what I'm doing!
I had plenty of help, though.
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>>13683521
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>>13683633
Yeah but my divegrass team a shit this year
So time for handegg
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>>13683644
It looks nice I guess

It just doesn't remind me of pony.
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>>13683651
>>13683633
>>13683618

I thought the 4chan cup was already over though.
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>>13683499
>human dicks
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>>13683602
To be fair, the statue with the dude was pretty funny, and the dragon tail wasn't finished, even if the carving was impressive.
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>>13683651
>handegg
Scrub
Learn to love Handball
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>>13683499
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>>13683668
Do you think I could do anything to fix that? I'm open to suggestions.
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>>13683499
I'd rather see this costing $10 millions than three color rectangles on a carpet, even if it's overpriced.
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>>13683696

purple hair would help, probably.
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>>13683618
Fuck you Chrysalis, don't prevent people from doing what they like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, etc, etc.
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>>13683671
The summer cup yes, it was ruined by height abuse.
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>>13683696
I don't know man. Thing is that really human pony doesn't really work well on it's own.

I guess after coloring it and adding a fitting backgroud would kinda fix it but other than that not really.

You either give them the exact hairstyle that they have in the show or put backgrounds and other external thing that make you think of pony.

Other than that nothing really.
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>>13683644
That's a big forehead. Probably because of the hair.
Actually, ponies have big foreheads too.
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>>13683754
do not
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Bcs, I thought you were banned.
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>>13683762
Yes look! She looks even bald! Bald Dash! Bald Dash!
Switch a letter and she's bold!
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>>13683775
What the heck are you even saying?
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>>>/3/381749
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>>13683447
He probably would. Song of Ice and Fire must get depressing.
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>>13683796
Nevermind, I just remembered that ponies have a coat.
I thought they could be bald, but they can't. Unless they're really bald, you know? Like that old pony. Or was he a donkey?
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>>13683813
DYEWTS?
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>>13683644
>had plenty of help
Goat... you have a girlfriend?
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>>13683811
he;d kill off half of ponyville before the first chapter ended
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>>13683618
> FANFICTION DEFENSE FOOOORCE
You're losing your edge, man. Like anyone gives a shit.
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>>13683797
you're an idiot. you know that?
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am I the only one who would let chrysalis drain me of my free will and turn me into a mindless changeling drone to serve the hive for the rest of my natural life?
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> 15 literal kissless people here
What
I mean WHAT
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>>13683745
>Thing is that really human pony doesn't really work well on it's own

Yeah, I know. That's one reason I've never been to keen on human horses (with some exceptions): it's difficult to make them look like the pony while not making them look silly for a human. It's one of the reasons I think AJ works so well as a human - her hair and color scheme aren't too far off from a normal person.

I gotta try, though.

>>13683724
Does this seem more Rarity-y?

>>13683817
I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO REVEAL THAT INFORMATION ;_;
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>>13683816
I'm sorry, it's been half a year since I've seen an episode.
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>>13683840
make that 16
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>>13683840
Where do you think we are?
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>>13683847
wahaha pictures are hard to post
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>>13683523
>oily Aloe/Lotus footjob
>those accents

Fuck, that shouldn't be so hot Even without the footjob and just the massage it'd be nice, my back is stiff as hell.. I almost want to write something for myself to fap to, but I end up not liking them by the time I'm finished.
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>>13683840
I'm actually a robot.
In 22 years I've never had a girlfriend, because love isn't my fuel (it's cola).
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>>13683858
People in their 20's who at one point have hooked up at a party at least?
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>>13683852
make that 17
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>>13683840
17.
Never made an attempt.
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>>13683847
WAIT, YOU don't? man that's sad.
Can I have that image you used,then? I wanna try too.


>>13683840
see >>13683835
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>>13683864
>>13683523
>humanized
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>>13683866
>>13683865
>>13683840

>trying to instigate /soc/ discussions/pity parties

horsefucking discussions only pls
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>>13683811
He probably reads and writes fallout equestria fics to cheer himself up.
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>>13683866
Is it that crazy to imagine? Maybe some people don't like going to parties.
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>>13683880
>I don't like thing
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>>13683866
Fuck that.
I hate parties.
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>>13683847
>>13683859
It works a bit better.

I'd fuck it
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>>13683893
I don't like going to being at parties, why do you think I let myself get dragged off by drunk chicks?
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>>13683859
Cover that part with hair. She looks a bit like Krillin with a wig otherwise
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>>13683880
Hooves just aren't the same; no toes, no silky soles.
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>>13683859
It looks more like Rarity, but the face is a bit strange. I can't put my finger on it. The hair?
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>>13683880
>implying
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>>13683644
That looks pretty good! I will admit my first thought was Sunset Shimmer though, not Rarity.
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>>13683911
It's shit.
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>>13683911
Myyyy DICK
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Help I'm addicted to prostrate mastication
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>>13683840
I couldn't answer because "done ALL of this" was not on the list

Rigged poll
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>>13683889
...wait what's that
is it from fallout equestria? It seems pretty cool.
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>>13683879
h-hey
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>>13683911
This woman's mouth is on the side of her face.
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>>13683911
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>>13683923
You can click any or all choices.
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>>13683864

Aloe straddling your back as you lay on the massage table, her hands gliding over your taut, sore muscles with delicious precision, while Lotus sits by your head, her fingers running through your hair as she massages your scalp.
>"Let us work allll of this tension out of you, yes?"
>"Just relax... let it all slip away... that's it... Just listen to the sound of my voice, while my sister does her work... there we are..."
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>>13683880
Nothing wrong with wanting sensual feet massage from the spa twins.
Ponies couldn't give me a footjob, and feet are my fetish after all.
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>>13683886
I wish Fluttershy was my girlfriend
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>>13683911
I'm partial to ponies but even human Celestia manages to be boner-inducing in almost all cases. The other two princesses have some sexy art, but not as much as Celestia.
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>>13683928
Chrysalis a shit, you should know that.
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>>13683923
You can click several choices.
Also, there's an option "done all of the above in a bed" or something.
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One time I felt a girl up on a bus.
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>>13683937
Holy shit that sounds relaxing as fuck
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>>13683944
wow
you're like, so wrong
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>>13683937
>one twin massaging you while the other works your boner
muh dick
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Pony says you shouldn't do things you know are bad for you
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>>13683879
I did once, a couple of years ago. Stuff didn't work out though, and now she's married. And I don't know what you mean by the second part, sorry.

>>13683902
Oh wow, yeah.
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>>13683958
wow
so wrong
so bug
so majestic
so RAID
so worst villain
wow
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>>13683944
You want I should bop you with this here lollipop?
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>>13683940
She'd get on my nerves after a while, I've already got enough anxiety for the both of us, can't handle anxiety for two
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>>13683967
Pony isn't bad for me. Can I do pony?
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>>13683943
I love how much maniacpaint draws her but I wish he knew how to draw more than 1 body type.

I also love the idea of Celestia being larger than the normal human. Amazon-like.
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>>13683940
she would never hate you no matter what you do
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Which pony is a hero?
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>>13683972
>worst villain
now you done fucked up
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>>13683937
ASDKGFASAHL THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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>>13683961
Also a soothing hypnosis tape type chant from the one doing the massage
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>>13683982
So, no larger than a normal woman?
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>>13683971
Oooh. I understand.
and nothing, I was just pointing out that if there are people that want to become living food-factories for a bug posting here, you shouldn't really be shocked by the fact that there are 17 kissless virgins in this thread.
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>>13683982
good job, maniac paint. now finish that one where Celestia straddles the guy in reverse cowgirl
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>>13683982
>I also love the idea of Celestia being larger than the normal human. Amazon-like.

>tfw no guardian humanized celestia
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>>13683982

I remember her standing 6 foot or so in that height chart in pony form. That's about perfect for human height too, 6'2 would be ideal
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>>13683988
This one.
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>>13683990
>ASDKGFASAHL

really anon?
Really?
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>>13683972
>worst villain
That's not
Uh.
I was thinking Sombra, but yeah, she's a pretty bad villain. Great design and powers but shitty presentation.
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>>13683967
Tell pony to come here and help me break out of my bad habits, I can't do it myself
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>>13684023

:D
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Total slave!
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>>13683993
[ominous hpynosis chanting]
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>>13684020
>Nightmare "Scary Trees" Moon
>Dis "All I really wanted was a friend" Cord
>Spooky Cloud
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>>13683961
>>one twin massaging you while the other works your boner

I wonder if that's a real t hing in countries where prostitution is legal, like a legit deep tissue massage and hand/blowjob.
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>>13684023
What if I don't smile, even when I'm happy inside?
Do you want a fake smile, Pinkie? Is that what you want?
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>>13684020
they can both be worst villain.
They can be worst and worstest.
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>>13684019
I-I'm sorry..
I couldn't contain my orgasm while I was thinking about it.
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>>13684021
Pony says she can't make it, and you have to take care of yourself right now
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>>13684037
[orgasm intensifies]
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>>13684016
>>13684013
Yeah, a tall, but still reasonable human Celestia would be nice.

I still can't deny an exorbitantly-tall and muscular Celestia gives me all sorts of boners. 6'8", able to pick me up like a child but so precise with her strength she don't hurt me even though she could snap my bones without a hint of effort.
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>>13684059
which is better, jack stacks or princess stacks?
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>>13684057
I hate fake smiles.
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>>13683993

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-uARf6rR3I
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>>13684059
I don't like pancakes with syrup.
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>>13684079
it's the only kind i have
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>>13684078
>cookies all the way down
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>>13684093

#deep
#wow
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>>13684089
Wafflebro master race?
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>>13684023

I'm trying to smile, Pinkie... but it's really hard to do that these days.

It's nice having you here, though. ...Can I have a hug?
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>>13684101
upsetting
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>>13684093
#edge
#15_year_old
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>>13684078
well apparently it's impossible to stack more than three princesses.
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>>13684054
If I was rich that's how I'd go to sleep every night, a before-bed massage and a nice slow blowjob, that'd blow insomnia out of the water. Or maybe I'd fly that guy in with the horse trained to give blowjobs.
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>>13684109
Damn right
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>people thinking Chrysalis isn't the best villain in the series since Discord pussied out
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>>13684082
What the FUCK is this from?!
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>>13684101
>having a nice life that you enjoy
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>>13684046
>Dis "All I really wanted was a friend" Cord
Let's see what you say after years of birds shitting on you.
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>>13684082
Some french movie about marquis de sade I think
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>>13684129
you can stack 4, but it'll cost you.

I only want the one on the bottom.
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>>13684145
The wizard of Oz
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>>13684082
u fukin wot m8
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>>13684135
>>13684109
Crepes are better.
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>>13684160
Why is Twilight on there? She's not a princess
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>>13684146
>not enjoying life
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>>13684074
Wow, that's a short Celestia.
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>>13684160
i want to lick the entire stack bottom to top
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>>13684133
>not soaking in a hot tub beforehand to help relax your tight muscles

http://i.imgur.com/S6LzF3x.jpg
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>>13684074

>6'8
>not 13'
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>>13684126
What if you only smile with your eyes?
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>>13684173
you're the same guy that posts about donkey dicks, aren't you?
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>>13683937
Will one of them rim me if I ask nicely
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>>13684200
Nope!
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>>13684183
but that sword is nearly 2 meters tall.

>>13684190
don't do this to me, anon
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>>13684145
Boku no Potter.
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>>13684141
>not waiting for the episode where Trixie demands that Luna take her on as her own personal student.
>not wanting sunset shimmer to return while the mane six are out on an adventure elsewhere
>not wanting the battle of egos.
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>>13684207
well tough
you are now both the same person to me
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>>13684209
Wow, then Verne Troyer is nearly 1.5 meters tall!
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>>13684216
I don't want any of that at all
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>>13684173
Impossible! Aren't their feet fused with their boots?
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>>13684223
Whatever floats your boat!
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>>13684141
Nightmare Moon > Chrysalis
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>>13684205
No anus to mouth contact, prostate massaging with a finger is acceptable
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What if pony poofed into existence right in your home, but in order to not raise suspicion they had to pretend to be your pet for the time being.
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>>13684216
>Luna taking Trixie as a student
I thought this fanon was dead back in 2011. It was shit back then, too.
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>>13684205

I think that's a bit beyond "special services".

On the other hand, if you want, Aloe could strip down, put a little oil on herself and massage you with her whole body.
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>>13684145
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qypzTEFfp4
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>>13684239
Nighthorse is great.

http://i.imgur.com/V5YGepJ.jpg
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>>13684251
I think that would still raise suspicion if anyone ever actually saw pony.
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>>13684251
i live with other people; it's going to be impossible to hide a pony from them
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>>13684188
I'd be good off with any kind of action, if it were Aloe and Lotus.
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>>13684239
Only because she's sexier
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>>13684231
>not wanting dark lunar magic used for good against corrupted celestial magic
>not wanting Trixie to upstage Sunset Shimmer through superior showmanship as well as magic.
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>>13684256
That's actually a real type of massage too, sounds kind of ineffective.
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>>13684251
That would be strange anyway, I like in a 20 square meters apartment in the middle of the town. I can't even have a cat.
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>>13684269
>>13684271
It would be like a sitcom where everyone just assumed she was a weird dog or something. Like Lilo and Stitch.
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>>13684293

I know it is.

>sounds kind of ineffective

If you do it wrong, maybe.
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>>13684275
How old do colts have to be before they can opt in for special services? Stress reduction is very good for you, mentally and physically therapeutic.
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>>13684281
>NMM
>sexier than something that can be anything you want
Plus her original form is sexier anyway.
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>>13684200
no that's me
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>>13684183
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>>13684304
I mean for the massage part of it, boner wise it would be a knockout
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>>13684305

Whatever age they're considered to be an adult.

It used to be that you had to have your cutie mark, but there were complications with that, because not everyone gets it at the same time. So they decided to go by age - it's a bit unorthodox, but it's kept them out of any legal trouble.
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>>13684319
Wow, that's a short man.
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>>13684313
>Luna sexier than NMM
incorrect
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>>13684319
wow,that's a short man.
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>>13684334
"Today, a great sword that is said to have belonged to Pier is on display at the Fries Museum in Leeuwarden. It measures 2.15 metres (7 ft) in length and weighs about 6.6 kilograms (14.6 lb). Some sources put his height at 7 ft.[22] Pier was alleged to be so strong that he could bend coins using just his thumb, index and middle finger. A huge helmet said to be Grutte Pier's is kept in the town hall of Sneek.[23]"
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>>13684334
For you
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>>13684299
An image of a pony attempting to bark seems kinda cute.
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>>13684338
No, Chrysalis is sexier than NMM.
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>>13684334
>>13684346
it's over. 60 second cooldown killed any possible hivemind.

It was a good run.
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>>13684281
>>13684313
>>13684338
>>13684358
>OPINIONS INBOUND!
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>>13684358
But that's cheating.
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>>13684348
What a great guy.
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>>13684356
>she does this for 15 minutes every day
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>>13684374
That's the deal with shapeshifters.
Now if you find a shapeshifter that is also a mindshifter or charactershifter... Damn.
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>>13684305
As soon as they're old enough to cum, it's considered a medical treatment. But you'd have to prove it first, don't know how that would work, maybe you cum in a little specimen jar or something so they don't end up sucking a dry fire.
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>>13684141
Muh negroid
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>>13684322

Those smooth thighs gripping your sides
The two hard little nubs of her nipples teasingly rubbing up and down your back
The comfortable weight of a lithe, beautiful woman pressing herself to your back
The faintly coarse feeling of her pubic hair
Her hands stroking your shoulders and arms
>"All right... that's the back done... turn over, please."
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>>13684399
>>13684356
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
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>>13684380
"In 1791, Jacobus Kok wrote that above the porticus of the New City Hall of Leeuwarden, two remarkably large swords were found which were said to have belonged to Grutte Pier and Wijerd Jelckama. Donia was noted for the ability to wield this great sword so efficiently that he could behead multiple people with it in a single blow.[21]"

it isn't proven that the swords actually belonged to the historical person, but 7ft wasn't an impossible height in the early renaissance and swords of this type were usually made to be as long as their wielder was tall and 14 pounds isn't impossible to handle for someone of that stature
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>>13684420
>the faintly course feeling of her pubic hair
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>>13684371
I'm not worried, I'm sure we will find another funny gimmick.
I actually like changes in my 4chan experience.
For instance, I find the ban page hilarious. I don't know why.
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>>13684420
Yes ma'am
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>it appears as though a frog might have been hanging out on the rocket, unaware that humans were planning on launching it into space.
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>>13684402
>dry fire

I remember dry orgasms being a lot more intense than the wet ones, they lasted longer too.
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>>13684420
You forgot
>that accent
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>>13684441
whats the original panel say?
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>>13684420
Erfshnargh.
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>>13684447
>unaware
Nigga, the guy wanted to come with.
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>>13684447
What if that happened to a pony?
Which pony would that happen to?
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i am so sick of people being ironic to be funny. i know eventually this style of humor will burn out, i just wish i lived in the future where it already has.
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>>13684452

It's hard to put it in writing without risking it sounding stupid.

Kinda like fanfics of the Apples.
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>>13684458
That's the original panel, dumbass.
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>>13684441
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>>13684433
it's the 90 days ban for the underaged kids.
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>>13684480
it is?
link to comic?
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>>13684427
A week later Twilight wonders why one her book's titles has mysteriously changed to "The Elements of Harmony: A Ruffrence guide".
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>>13684476
it picked up steam around the time i was a teenager. I'll give it 7-10 years, or at least until something so important happens, that we no longer have time to be ironic
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>>13684495
It's also the 30-day ones for ban evasion. Especially if you find something in common with all of them.
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>>13684074
6'8" sounds like a good height, just tall enough that I will have to look up a bit to see her eyes.
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>>13684525
>30-day ban for ban evasion

Wait, I thought ban evasion meant a permaban.
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>>13684525
>>13684495
>all those "Global 6-quality of posts"
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>>13684476
>filename
KEK
but anon, that's a real screencap from a serious tumblr.
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>>13684449
I think it's because you were younger, not because it was dry, when I started to cum it was still very intense compared to the previous dry ones
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>>13684554
>serious tumblr

http://queenoftherandom.tumblr.com/post/61880935179/queenoftherandom-xekstrin-teamunitednerds
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>>13684573
Ah.
fuck me then.
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/430182
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It's my dream in life to make a living buying and reselling crap on the steam marketplace.
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>>13684420
uuuuuuunf....
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I love gilda.
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>>13684532
I like her breasts being at eye level, and when she hugs you she smothers your face in them.

She could act like she doesn't know what she's doing. Maybe smirk to herself when she feels your bulge rise up, exactly what she was going for.
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>>13684573
>that theme
seriously turns me off of browsing anything on any blog that has it for some reason

also there's several workarounds for not having to be caught on those stat tracker things, like the mobile app
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>>13684532

I like to see her abs if I'm looking straight ahead
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>>13684602
fuck you I saw her first
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fuck why does my ass and back get so sore from drawing all day.

its goddamn 2013, why dont i have the option to remove my ass and replace it with robot ass.
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You made me look bad!!
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>>13684573
euuuugh...
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>>13684590
>merch sexploitation is a hidden tag
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>>13684573
I wish I hadn't read that crap
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>>13684573
I don't even know what's serious and what isn't.
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>>13684602

I love Gilda too.
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>>13684618
That would be a bit too tall for me. I don't want her to be able to pick me up like a doll.

>>13684603
>she also rests her chin on your head
>one of her hands tracing over your back
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>>13684624
you're sitting on your ass too much. And you're getting a hunch from leaning over the tablet/paper.
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>>13684420
If they worked in some teasing and edging that would be perfect, cant think of any flaws with that scenario
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>>13684624
Be careful, if you stay on your ass all day long you'll have heart problems and circulatory problems. You should take breaks, I usually walk a few hours per "sat on my ass all day" day.
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>>13684648
>it's not happening right now
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
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