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>>13673636

Why would you guys consider this a bad episode? Did you not like the introduction of Twilight's new pet or how Spike got a lead role this time around? What is your favorite part in this episode, if any?
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>>13678033
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>>13678033
it's just shite.
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>>13678046
but I don't want to wake up my tulpa.
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>>13678051
So it's impossible to not like a certain group of people and what they do?
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>>13678046
Well then, thank you for reminding me of what I will never have, anon.
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>>13678033
The best part of that episode is the meteor shower opening. That is the only correct answer.

Spike hasn't done very well as the star of episodes, he's better as a side character and straight man. The whole episode was just a little boring.
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>>13678072
Telling people to stop doing something they enjoy that does not harm others makes you a self-righteous asshole.
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>>13678046
THAT'S >rape
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>>13678084
Why is Dash's wing on her butt?
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>>13678084
>sweetie belle climbing rarity's fat, plump ass
unf
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>>13678033
Spike was acting really retarded throughout the entire movie, the WHO jokes were shit and Twilight was also a dick. Best part was meteor shower, easy.
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>>13678053
Elaborate, my good anon.

>>13678084
The meteor shower was quite nice. Its also cute that the older sisters let their younger sister climb on top of them just to view the event.
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>>13678094
Please do not respond to that discussion.
He very clearly brought it up immediately in this thread because he's trying to start drama.
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>>13678094
I'm telling them to stop I'm just simply calling them degenerates and delinquents for doing it.
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>>13678097
She's scratching herself
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>>13678095
Unless she wants it
Then it's a romantic gesture
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Pinkie Pie x Pony Joe

For Pinkie Pie, Joe bakes endless batches of Equestria's most tasty donuts. He always has something delicious ready for her to satisfy her sweet tooth.

And for Pony Joe, well, let's just say that Pinkie has a delicious donut for him too. One that he can never get enough of~
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>>13678046
you first
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>>13678106
I- It just is!
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>>13678097
She's protecting herself from Fluttershy.

She always tries to mount her after a few dozen ciders
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>>13678111
Sorry.
I am easily baited.
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>Fluttershy isn't real and you'll never be able to make her you pony wife

:((((((
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>>13678116
>I do?
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>>13678116
All of their banter ends up involving pastries. She starts giggling every time someone mentions a Bearclaw
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>>13678115
no. That's rape because she could be saying no hlafway and what you did before will count as rape. Stop spreading rape culture anon, you makem me sick.
>>13678116
SHITTY SHIP
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I find the butt to be the most erotic part of a pony.
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Sometimes I like to put on a drawfags name and ask for requests
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>>13678130
That's fine, I don't want to marry Fluttershy.
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>>13678138
imagine ponies wearing those velour outfits
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>>13678138
I find the most erotic part of the pony is the crotchteats
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>>13678138
It is the only erotic part of the pony.
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pffff haha
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>>13678130
None of you are technically real.
As much as i hate to admit it, i've never actually seen a fan of the show in my city except me. So in a way i feel like the only person who actually exists that likes this show, and all of you are a giant ruse
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Something legal something something in your house something dog
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>>13678144
Sometimes I pretend to be Rainbow Dash and post pictures of myself and respond like she would. Everyone just responds to me like I'm Dash and they don't even know.
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>>13678138
Indeed it is.
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>>13678097
You're worrying about that? How about the part where the wing cut off her tail?
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>>13678161
I ran into a group of bronies at an anime con afterparty.
Believe me, you're lucky.
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>>13678160
who the hell is calpain?
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>>13678165
>3/4 backshot with head looking back
Gee
What a new and innovative pose
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>>13678033
Green dragon was cool, errything else was faggotry.
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>>13678127
>He's trolling if it's a negative opinion
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>>13678161
I felt the same way until I went to a giant Con for the first time. Wasn't even a pony related con but dear god there were so many pony cosplayers.
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>>13678160
I have no idea what he's talking about
But this did remind me that I like how they have anonymous comments as Background Pony
At least, that's what I assume is happening
I've never actually commented there
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>>13678116

Well before that I had a really good temp job! Man, that was great. I hardly did anything. I filed a few papers, I ate bear claws, played Hyperspace Hyperwars. Never figured out why they fired me...I was late a lot, there is that...quite a bit, actually. Showed up that one time from that kegger. I was all stinky, I hadn't showered...
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>>13678177

exactly

that guy thinks the Equestria Daily staff are somehow famous

Seth is probably the only one who is "famous", but he is probably more known for being a dragon fucker than for running Equestria Daily
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Pony keeps trying to sex me but I don't want to sex pony.
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>>13678201
>not wanting to fuck dragons
But he was pretty aspie about it
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>>13678211
How successful has she been?
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>>13678196
...punched that guy from accounting that one time...
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>>13678163

b-but those secrets we shared
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>>13678183
That always bother me. Dragonshy has it that a dragon that dwells near Ponyville is consider a bad thing because its smoke will blanket the sky. Fast forward to the Owl Episode. There is a Dragon that lives a lot closer to Ponyville and no one consider this a threat.
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>>13678201
this calpain guy is in EQD?
Oh well, who gives a big fucking fuck about those guys.
And yeah, seth is the only one who's "famous" but only in a sad way.
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>>13678211
Why don't you want to experience pure pony pleasure?
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>>13678211
That's rape anon.
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>>13678211
send pony over here
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>>13678217
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
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>>13678218
That one didn't snore
Have you ever had to spend a lot of time with someone who snores?

I'd want to kick them out of the country too
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>>13678216
...someone really had it out for me, though. I think I know who it was. Yeah...
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>Anon fucked around with objects of power.
>His life has changed, forever.
Never mess with 'superstitions', MLPG.
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>>13678217
Just kidding anon it was really me
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>Spike thread

oh boy, get your doses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8VInZN-SSI&feature=youtu.be
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>>13678245
Thank you for always telling us when it's bait, you are really the best pony.
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>>13678245

Oh, man you had me worried there Dash.

I don't know what I'd do if anyone but you knew those things...
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>>13678249
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
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>>13678237
Whats stopping that dragon from snoring? It got to sleep sometime.
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>>13678218
He was a green dragon. Green dragons do not produce as many emissions, they are not a threat to global warming. The fact that they may destroy your land is not an issue, if you hate them then you are a land raping Republican!
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>>13678263
but if you don't get your dose, ghosts will move your furniture around and you'll have those indents in your carpet
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>>13678256
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>>13678243
How many times do I have to tell you not to steal Zecoras dildo?
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>>13678249
Whoah!
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>>13678260
Ahem.
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Twilight is going to marry me!
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Pony is...!
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13678267
Fuck
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>>13678266
What ever happened to the "leaked" info that Fluttershy was going to be turned into a dragon in S3? I forget was it fake entirely or just scrapped.
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>>13678171
i can accept that
thanks anyways
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Pony wants you to pony her little teats.
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>>13678285
DAMN IT TWI, ON MY FACE AGAIN?
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>>13678266
Some people snore, some people don't
That's just how it works
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>>13678282

Please don't tell Pinkie
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>>13678296
They were friendly enough but smelled like an old cheeseburger
I drew a picture of Braeburn and got the fuck out of there
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>>13678285
Aaaahh....Aaaaaaahhhhh!......ATCHOO
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>>13678285
Pony is what? Tell me.
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>>13678304
Pinkie can keep a secret though.
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>>13678303

there's a lot of ways you can stop snoring though

mainly by not sleeping on your back
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>>13678295
no idea neighbourino. Remember when they told us somet hints about the S2 premiere months before? I still remember that day. We all thought he was full of bullshit.

Why won't it happen again?
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>>13678285
NO PONY DON'T CUM THERE
IT'LL BE SUCH A BITCH TO CLEAN OUT
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>>13678311
Dammit AJ you got apple all over me.
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>>13678295
Confirmed fake
Sadly
That was really the only Fluttershy episode I was at all hyped for
I don't mind her other episodes or anything, but they aren't really worth getting excited over
But that would have been so great

What the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer?
Fucking moot
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>>13678316
>back sleepers
Scum of society, I tell you what.
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>>13678314

Yeah, but I don't like Pinkie.
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>>13678322
>drop the base
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>>13678327
>What the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer?
Lets consider this. All those dump image thread are consider dead at this point.
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>>13678322
She looks pretty pale.
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>>13678319
I really don't
I only remember seeing the S2 premiere preview and the general slowly realizing that it was Q and flipping the shit. man that was back in mid 2011.
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>>13678304
But I'm right here,anon!

>>13678327

>What the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer?
I KNOW RIGHT
GOOD GOOOOOD
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>>13678332
>you will never do insurance fraud with Panka
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>>13678300
What kind of man isn't ready and willing to eat his woman's sex-juices like a ravenous beast?
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>>13678332
>you will never play SR with Saine and Roogna
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>>13678300
>>13678321
>s-sorryyyyy...ahhhhhhh...
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>>13678249
not bad niggers

i loved it
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>>13678343
I think I have it somewhere. Gimme a minute.
>>13678347
>panty shot
>old
I'm... confused.
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>>13678347
Why does she has a bazooka anyways?
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>>13678339
You can pirate a copy of Rosetta Stone. I'm learning German now.
There's some other places to look too, try Khan Acadamy.

But next time try asking somewhere else
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>>13678363
I fucking love LK's Vinyl.
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>>13678336
oh you
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>>13678321
Seeing her cry makes me want to cry.
Pony shouldn't be sad ever.
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Aw man, I totally didn't even notice Endii did my request last thread. I should have totally thanked him.
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>>13678351

Would you drink several cups of your waifu's mare juice?
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>>13678381
But sad ponies are so cute
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>>13678385
I want to taste the Rainbow.
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>>13678384
>so disgustingly nice
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>>13678351
Fuck you, I was willing at first, but it's EVERY DAY
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>>13678377
LK did a new set a couple of weeks ago.
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>>13678377
she's pretty cute
I bet he hates all this "DROP THE BASE" shit
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are you guys spelling it base ironically
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>>13678393
<3
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>>13678407
I hate you.
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Say what you will about me and my autistic status, but I loved this while it lasted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnTNSa-k-E
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>>13678406
Why, is it trebling you?
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>>13678397
This one is easily my favorite one.

I think so too on that account.
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>>13678385
Right from the source
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>>13678414
>rape
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>>13678243
http://i.imgur.com/xj3Ymi7.jpg
All I did was have this shit, man...
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>>13678414
Aint no brakes on that rape train.
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>>13678414
Wow fucking women have so sense of time, does she have any idea that people are sleeping?
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>>13678412
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>>13678422
>LK will always be here with us.
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>>13678414

You should have used your gun.

What kinda of Murikan are you
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>>13678414
>fully raping
As opposed to partially raping?
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>>13678414
pfft
chill dude, it's just rape.
>captcha: patriarch ngtshest

oh captcha!
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>>13678414
If she had a dick this wouldn't have happened

Open your eyes, America
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>>13678436
I'm white, you know what would happen to me in court if I saved this girl from this nigger.
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>>13678429

>putting them together

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13678414
If this did happen, how far away were you from the rape itself?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QL8BYJOad4U

Would you do this to a pony
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>>13678449
FUCK
FUCK WHAT DID I DO?!
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>>13678439
>>13678414
>>13678446
>>13678445
>>13678436
>>13678431
>>13678430
>>13678425
>mlpg
>promoting rape culture at its finest
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>>13678448

You don't want to become a social pariah thanks to news outlets warping your image and battle your case for a year?
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>>13678432
Yeah, that was pretty bad. I should just stop making puns altogether
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https://e621.net/post/show/380416/2013-balls-blue_eyes-blush-breasts-dickgirl-equine
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>>13678422
her head is bigger than her entire body
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>>13678414
Fuck, man.
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>>13678410
Why do you hate me anon? Does me being nice really bother you?
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>>13678455
The pony would get annoyed by you, anon.
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>>13678469

meh

4/10
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>>13678476
Yes.
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>>13678106
>tfw an image you drew when you just started drawing looks better than what you draw almost a year later
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>>13678482
I liked this artist, shame he no longer ponies.
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>>13678482
the dog doesn't seem to mind
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>>13678455
Well, I'm not OPPOSED to the idea, but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing bright red nails like that...might as well paint me like some rube from Appleloosa...
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>>13678473
But but
the shshshshsh
it's so soft
so cute
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>>13678455
Pony ears aren't that floppy.
I think pony would get annoyed if I did that.
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So who is going to dress as a horse for halloween?
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>>13678493
Ponies aren't dogs.
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>>13678511

Should have used your nugget

what kind of /k/ommando are you
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>>13678511
You shoulda taken the shot
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>>13678507
>dressing up at halloween
>not just staying at home
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>>13678521
they are a little bit
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>>13678488
Why? That's kind of strange.
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>>13678526

>not trick-or-treating
>not drunkenly trading candy with your friends

growing up is for dorks
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>>13678462
You made a cocktail of spirits that want to ruin your life.
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>>13678526
>not going to massive Halloween parties with friends
Haha what
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>>13678511
not >rape

wrong.
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>>13678511
Unless it was happening for a while, I doubt you could've gotten there in time.
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>>13678511
>my apartment

How the fuck can you afford to live in the city? You must be old if you're living on your own
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>>13678537

a bullet could've gotten there in time
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>>13678537
>not having a grapling gun to zipline down on
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>>13678530
B-but muh >>>ponychan
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>>13678249
sheesh
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>>13678537
Ya, especially considering that our stairs are on the opposite side of the building as my apartment, and the elevator is the only way out the front.
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>>13678527
Some moron told her that is the custom of today's pony. Try again.
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>>13678547
Well no, he can hate me if he wants. I'm just really curious why someone would hate me for "Being too nice"
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>>13678511
Who rapes someone on the street where everyone can see?
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>>13678511
How did you even see that?
Line of sight looks questionable on google maps
It was good that you called the cops though
Apparently people just ignoring things like that and assuming someone else will do it is pretty common, and then no one does
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>>13678511
She was being raped in the middle of the street?
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>>13678534
>friends
But you guys are my friends.
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>>13678560
>seeing black people at night
lel
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>>13678559
B-but muh den of scum and villany
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Would you rub dash's hooves?
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>>13678553
You did what you could, anon.
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>>13678526
>not dressing up on Halloween and throwing yourself a one-person party that mostly consists of you cry-fapping to Elvira while the Monster Mash plays in the background
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>>13678560
>>13678566
It's an alley with an inlet. Gmaps doesn't show hills or declines very well.

Also it's fucking 2 am and NO ONE is outside.
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>>13678573

I'd rather rub her wingpits

with my nose
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>>13678534
>going to parties
>having friends
>real-life social interaction at all whatsoever
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>>13678577
IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO
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>>13678571
NO THANKS NECESSARY, FAIR MAIDEN
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>>13678571
I like to imagine Beast telling this to Maggie and Hamilton while they sit here, trying to enjoy the nice day
>>
I've been lurking 4chan for almost two years, and I think I have only posted 20 times. Is that normal?
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>>13678578
Anon,dude. Chill.
also
>not wanting to be raped
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>>13678573
>bottom right panel

unnnnf
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>>13678577
I know what I'M doing for Halloween

>they did the mash
>they did the monster mash
>the monster mash
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>>13678591
"Hey there Beast, me and Hamilton were thinking of goin-"
"Greater than being raped by a black man."
"W-what?"
"Greater than his stereotypically larger than average cock is tearing you apart"
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>>13678595
Probably
I almost never posted for a longass time when I started coming here
But eventually I just started spewing whatever comes to mind, as long as its at least tangentially related to the topic at hand

https://static1.e621.net/data/9a/e6/9ae6ad1257df37ab532038d8bbcd25d5.png
>tfw science can't give you a horsecock transplant yet
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>>13678249
>Dear sir, regarding your recent complaint in this porn business and the scene it portrays, see I don't normally approve of whore games but you royally fucked up is what they all say, and by Celestia they might be right, the only way you could get here was to click it, right? Show this better than thou impersonation, let it end now with it's ridiculous connotation! What you need to do is clop an not pretend to be a hatecolt. Put away your foalish notions or I'll tell you where to STICK- IT.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/462983
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>>13678449
Seriously....
This isn't funny.
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>>13678595
You need to up the anty

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
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>tfw kitty cat
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>>13678603
>you will never mash monsters with pony
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>>13678595
I've posted 20 times in the last 20 minutes. Yep.
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>>13678611

I can only hope I'll live to see the day
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>>13678573
Yes but she won't let me.
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Vooooooore
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>>13678616
>straight edge

Goddamnit, just because I don't do drugs or drink coffee/alcohol/soda doesn't mean I'm straight edge. Why do people use titles for everything.
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>>13678632
Not a big fan
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>>13678632
AND I HATE YOU FOR THAT TOO
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>>13678582
I really don't understand how some of you guys just straight up don't have friends.
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>>13678632
Man I love vore a lot but that ain't doing anything to me.

Also never fuck with cats
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>>13678632
saine have you been drinking
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>>13678640
But a cat is fine too.
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>>13678633
Because the whole thing is a loaded question
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>>13678640
>not wanting the "barbed for your pleasure" D
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>>13678651
Cat dicks are horrifying.
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>>13678633
>Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I'm straight edge
You're straight edge
>>
http://strawpoll.me/463147
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>>13678639
You have to go places to make friends
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>>13678641
Not tonight no. I had some last night if it wasn't absolutely obvious from my drunken posting.
>>
TIME TO FAP

SOMEONE IMGUR A FEW GOOD PICS

no gay shit
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>>13678661
oh I know

that's why I was asking
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>>13678651
>barbed
>pleasure
Masochistic much?
>>
>>13678633
Hello fellow Latter Day Saint. Shouldn't you be sleeping to get ready for church?
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>>13678654
The one I voted is winning
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>>13678665
I have felt cat dick
It was pleasant
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>>13678617
You kicked the hornets nest.
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>tfw no coffee with doge
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>>13678662
What fetish?
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>>13678672
You... you haven't been fucked by a cat.
You haven't.
You can't.
>>
Look deep inside yourself before answering. If these were ponies, would you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9N4JJzEjvg
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>>13678677
HOW COULD YOU
CAFFEINE IS A DRUG, SAFFRON
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>>13678662

hold up, 47 images is gonna take a bit to upload to imgur
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>>13678662
http://i.imgur.com/fdsRamj.gif
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>>13678671
>fucking fucker was winning until 3 votes appeared from nothing
>it's still a tie
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>every time I make a concious decision to fap, I immediately need to take a poop and it kills the mood for 20 minutes

WHY

SOMETIMES I JUST POOP BEFOREHAND AT THIS POINT


EXPLAIN, MLPG
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>>13678680
You don't understand how much I like felines
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>>13678692
I know anon
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http://strawpoll.me/463159
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>>13678690
Shit, I wish I had that body.
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>>13678679
I don't have one. Just butt-centric pics I guess. Nothing too weird.
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>>13678693
>Start fapping
>Keep going for so long that I need to pee
>Lose boner so I can pee
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>>13678662
Happy pregnant shy?
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>>13678414
why are you still posting this here?
fucking go help that woman you fucking retard
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>>13678696
>spamming votes

What a nerd.
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>>13678699
I know right
I'll probably get there in a few years
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>>13678662
http://i.imgur.com/m1wTPbl.jpg
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>>13678688
>>13678662

nevermind, the upload failed and I don't want to go through that shit again

just have these http://imgur.com/a/kODnz
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>>13678677
It's not coffee, it's espresso. Note the tiny cup and the fact she's already got the jitters.
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>>13678710
The fire department across the street ran over a few minutes after the black guy ran away
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>>13678710
>not raping her too
You can blame the black guy.When will you ever get an opportunity like that?

>>13678715
Let's get swole together
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>>13678697
You have ABSTAINED

Pinkie Pie has received 0 votes!
A Planetary Governor has not been elected!
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>>13678720
It's her partners juices.
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>>13678616
>Yes, Occasionally - 10
Eugh, disgusting.
Maybe it's just people who drink beer and don't actually smoke.
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how much would you pay for a bag of rarity farts?
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>>13678720
>espresso isn't coffee
kool aid powder is still kool aid
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>>13678726
>You'll never have a gym buddy to fuck while you're on your runners high
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>>13678733
negative 10 million dollars
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>>13678717
>>13678719
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>>13678732
>beer
I hate beer. Wine all the way.
And pomgrenate liquor.
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Those blasted ponies got in the jam again!
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>>13678702
http://i.imgur.com/j5JCKCD.png
http://i.imgur.com/Vs8JNQj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F5uGV3a.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6pQs0mH.png
http://i.imgur.com/rE1Z8xW.png
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>>13678740
maybe you shouldn't ask for porn from MLPG without specifying

maybe you just shouldn't ask for porn from MLPG

though I can go into my non-pone folders
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>>13678743
You and me are now official niggers
Now tell me your favorite pony so we can disagree about that and ruin our niggaship
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>>13678740
Hey, don't blame me, it's porn of OC's you, MLPG, asked for!
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>>13678748
>non pone
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>>13678732
I don't actually smoke. I just drink maybe once every one to two weeks.
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>>13678746
>that first one

Holy balls, unf.

thanks saine
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>>13678746
THANK YOU BASED SAINE

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED
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>>13678706
Look at how happy and hopeful she is. She is ready to be a mom and is so happy that _______ spent that long warm spring night with her.
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>>13678743
I don't think anyone actually likes beer.
I think they're just too dumb to realize it tastes like piss.
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>>13678767
>I don't think anyone actually likes beer.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/463180
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>>13678765
>>13678706
>shy got raped by somepony
>friends advise to abort
>she declines hard and loves the baby unconditionally anyway
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>>13678754

come on, pick your poison

http://i.imgur.com/2nuJ1WH.png
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>>13678750
Bookhorse and majestic white horse are the best.
But ponkhorse is very,very good too.
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~
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>>13678777

as someone who has tasted piss, beer tastes like piss

every time one of my friends has tried to give me beer that "totally doesn't taste like shit", it's tasted like piss too.
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>>13678757
>>13678764
http://i.imgur.com/RcBveMN.png
http://i.imgur.com/YieJxJP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CurBfTb.png
http://i.imgur.com/wEaH2db.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TE5kxpx.jpg

That's probably pretty good.
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>>13678789
Majestic white horse a shit
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>>13678783
>herm
haha, that's funny

But seriously, pone. I like butt pics and nothing too horsey. RD, AJ, and Twily are my major porn pones.
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>>13678746
BOORING
WHERE ARE THE HUGE DICKS
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>>13678765
The father in this situation is clearly Rainbow Dash, but will she step up and take responsibility?
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>>13678793
Rediv draws such nice huggable butts.
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>>13678789
>No Rarity
>Bookhorse
Well I guess you're okay since Bookhorse is my second favorite mainhorse so no niggaship ruined. But it's strained man.
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>>13678792
Do we have to play Facts and Opinions again, Anon?
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>>13678616
>everyday maser race
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>>13678794
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKER ? I respect your opinion, dear anon.
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>>13678798
In the mirror.
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>>13678798
I was asked for subtle butts, not huge dicks.

What's funny is I'm pulling these mostly out of my art references not my normal pony folders.
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>>13678807

you can like the taste of piss all you want, that's your opinion

but it's a fact that beer tastes like piss
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>>13678783
HERM HERM HERM
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>>13678793
Man, I m not into any of these
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>>13678809
Can you and those other 4 people please stop contaminating MLPG?

I don't want my friends discussing drugs or alcohol.
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>>13678792
I tasted piss too. Beer is usually cooler and slightly sweeter.
Even if you put icecubes in a glass of piss, piss tastes like piss.
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>>13678816
Your opinions are wrong.
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>>13678778
>Being a nigger
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>>13678793
these are great. But I have them already
>>
>tfw no loud, satisfying, squirting pony orgasms
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>>13678819
I'm sorry anon, you want me to find something more specific?
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>>13678826

>your opinions are wrong

time to play facts and opinions, anon?

>>13678824

Alright, beer is a bit sweeter. Like diabetic piss.
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>>13678806
>rarity
Anon... Our niggaship IS ruined. I'm sorry.
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>>13678816
If your piss really tastes just like beer I want your number

I'm into watersports
>>
http://strawpoll.me/463197
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>>13678835
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>>13678817
my herm folder is actually pretty neglected and sad, because I haven't updated it since I liked herms years ago

besides to add DJ Acid pictures, who isn't even a herm
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>>13678842
>not touch
how
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>>13678841
WELL FINE THEN. I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY.
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>>13678835
>tfw this nympho screaming-orgasm college girl I was fucking every now and then moved back home and graduated
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>>13678840
>>13678824

>piss drinking talk
Why do I have a boner
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>>13678853

because you really like beer?
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>>13678846
Her orgasm is so strong it breaks the space-time continuum.
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>>13678852
>tfw gf doesn't let me have sex

I miss sex so much. I forget what it feels like.
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I wish the straight edge anons would shut up about how they're "pure." The only pure thing here is Applejack.
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>>13678865
But she's a sodomite
>>
http://i.imgur.com/vJsTO4H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/i9QBtJV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/m1eetWw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lDja1nn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5BdK5UU.png

If this is annoying I'll stop
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Pony should shower
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>>13678852
>screaming orgasm
That's so hot. It's so good to know she's enjoying it.

>>13678863
WE TOLD YOU TO TELL HER YOU LOVE HORSES ANON
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>>13678865
>pure
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>>13678865
>Honest
>Lies to her friend making her go insane
ELEMENT OF HONESTY RIGHT
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>>13678871
do a thing of stallions next
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>>13678865

>Inuyasha on Adult Swim(shut up, I leave it on for background noise)
>"I smell something.. medicinal herbs!"
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>>13678865
NOBODY said they were "pure" here.

That being said, I party the most out of anyone I know, and am the most confident and outgoing, where as they can't even talk to a stranger unless they have 5 beers in them and their 3 morning espressos.

What a horrible way to live, but it's their business, not mine, and I have never told them how I feel about their shitty habits.
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>>13678865
She's only pure because she only does anal.
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>>13678872
Anon should sex pony while she showers.
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>>13678872
mein neger
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>>13678885
No, pony is not for sexual.
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>>13678871

No, it's cool.

just more anthro would be nice
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>Room-mate knocks on door and opens it
>Oh shit
>Switch tab away from pone
>I've got like 50 tabs of gay porn up
>Swap into it
>They see and immediately walk out

I don't even know why I'm worried
They know I'm gay and into pone
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>>13678887
Sing us a sooong you're the piano ponk
>>
>you will never snuggle up with pony and a large glass of warm milk and watch How It's Made
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>>13678871
HOLY FUCK THAT TWILY XMAS OUTFIT UNNGNGNGNGNGNF

THE REST ARE GREAT TOO, BUT NOT THE CROTCH TITS

upload more, and learn to use the album feature on imgur you idiot
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>>13678863
... dump her?
I mean, relationships aren't all about sex, but if she outright refuses to havy ANY with you this won't work out in the end anyway
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>>13678879
http://i.imgur.com/7kY0GmB.png
http://i.imgur.com/8dgv2Hv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/t588GnL.png
http://i.imgur.com/Yvgt2iX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/np0lxLL.jpg

I actually don't have as many stallions
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>>13678890
huh.
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>>13678872
Definitely

http://i.imgur.com/omNdpgQ.png
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>>13678901

pls >>13678889
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>>13678892
You got me

You finally got to me
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>>13678874
>>13678875
>>13678884
MOST PURE-BLOODED CONFEDERATE WAIFU
NO HORNIGS OR WINGOOKS IN HER
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>>13678865
>The only pure thing here is Applejack.
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>>13678890
Me and my friends used to browse through my furry porn and provide intelligent commentary

it was fun
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>>13678874
Pinkie: Applejack, do you like apples?
Applejack: Well, uh...yeah, I like apples. I mean, I run an appl-
Pinkie: How do you like THESE apples?!
Applejack: *sigh* Those are your breasts, Pinkie. Ah'm just not interested in dating anyone right now, let alone one of mah best friends. I'm sorry.
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>>13678892
>warm milk
No thank you
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>>13678892
Not Good Eats?
Damn.
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>>13678907
What if I said the milk was actually part whole milk, part heavy cream with grated nutmeg and some honey added along with a shot of spiced rum
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>>13678865
Ellen cut AJ is superior.
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>>13678908
>Her family was touched by the Zebrush.
>They never speak of it.
>>
>you will never listen to this song while fucking Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack's tight mare pussies off and on while getting a glass of lemonade and making them wait, bent over your couch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Jl52lkenZlI
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>>13678918
That's not as good as something to fall asleep to.

Good Eats should be enjoyed awake and ready to learn the science of the kitchen.
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>>13678890
one of my recurring dreams is being caught browsing something inappropriate and switching tabs to something even worse
it goes on for a while too
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>>13678915
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>>13678925

you forgot to mention the cocaine
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>>13678908
That's because she's so ugly not even a truck would hit her
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>>13678908
I would shower her with apples.
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>>13678901
>http://i.imgur.com/8dgv2Hv.jpg
unf
thanks
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>>13678926
You mean the Joy of Painting?
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>>13678915
Three days later she ends up in a one-night stand with Rarity and Applejack has to sneak home in a walk of shame without Pinkie discovering her.
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>>13678942
I guess if the pony was Fluttershy

But Twilight likes to watch factory footage
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>>13678924
>the first foal comes out with a stripe
>everything goes to hell
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>>13678872
Pony should shower me
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>somepony calls RD cute

>I'm cute
>Am I cute?
>Cute?
>>I. AM. Cute?
>i'm cute!
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What if AJ sold grapes?
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>>13678954
No one here likes you rainbow dash fuck off
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>>13678872
>Pony.
>Bathing.
>>
>watching TV shows

I know you guys are dumb, but jesus christ. I own a TV, but it's for DVDs

>tfw cancelling my internet and getting rid of my debit card and banking accounts
>tfw sold everything I own aside from clothes, laptop, TV, couch, and guitar

Feels so fucking good to be minimalist. I can spend my paycheck on more useful experiences now.
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>>13678958
>no joke
>horrible anthros
I will never like this guy
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>>13678951
>not snuggling to sleep with cuddliest pon
It's like you should feel happy with your bookhorse waifu
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>>13678914
>Me and my friends used to browse through my furry porn and provide intelligent commentary
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>>13678959
i would sniff Dash's panties
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>>13678895
You want me to just dump like everything I have in an album? That isn't as fun.

>>13678889
>>13678905
http://i.imgur.com/27Y4FuB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9743MnP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0oQQcBX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IPqHjL0.png
http://i.imgur.com/yiFyyEa.png

My anthro stuff isn't really organized in a way that makes it easily searchable. It's all just kind of mixed in.
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>>13678970
Even if she were asleep in the same room?
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>>13678965
To be honest I'd waifu Rarity a little more but I don't want to step on Spike
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>>13678971
That's like my favourite pony porn pic

And I don't even like anthro
It's just so unf
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>>13678971

I like it!

more pls. I can pretty much only get off to anthro and humans.
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>>13678953
*squirt*
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>>13678865
>Anons
>s
It's just me.
A lone warrior with his shield of morality and longsword of dignity under the cloak of anonymity and the armor of truth.

On the edge I delve into the dark abyssal caverns of deliquents and degenerates, hoping to sway them from their path or to save others from becoming just like them

I know that sounds "euphoric" and all but that's actually it.

I'm pretty pure myself, although I wouldn't make a good waifu.
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>>13678975
Spike needs a good hard kick in the heart
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>>13678890
Did he leave because he was getting a boner?

That'd make a good porno
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>>13678960
>implying RD and AJ dont clean each other.
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>>13678974

Risk is the spice of life...
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>>13678975
I think he could stand to share until he's older.
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>>13678969
I'd just skip over the really embarrassing stuff, and they paid it no mind.

Fun times.
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>>13678952
>They try to cover it up.
>They never can just 'kill it off."
>Life is a life , the branches of the tree may just cover it up.
>It works for thee most part, till modern day DNA tests pop up.
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>>13678986
No
She's a girl
And gay as well
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>>13678997
But I wouldn't want to build deep bonds with Rarity only to have to give them up once Spike is ready to take his mare

I'd rather snuggle up and talk nerdy to Twilight under a blanket on the couch
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>>13678969
I want to start a podcast where me and my friends view and make stupid commentary on horrible DeviantArt fetish stuff, but there'd be copyright violations up the yingyang, and I also don't have friends who'd be willing to do that with me.
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>>13679003
She want's your hot monkey dick.
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>>13678901
you really like Dovne
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>>13679008

As long as you avoid stuff that tells you not to redistribute or share without the artist's permission, you should be good.

You'll have to find the friends on your own, though.
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>>13678981
Humanized works too? I guess I can oblige.

http://i.imgur.com/Da7OzYZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N1ABfGX.png
http://i.imgur.com/GyCrQyj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/W8HRnPW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7uZGJYp.png

It's a little suprising how little anthro I actually have.
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>>13678970
This is slowly becoming one of my newest fetishes

A year ago I'd have thought it was too weird for me but now it's just daaaaaaammmmn
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>>13679025
You don't know how overjoyed I am to hear that.
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>>13679008
I'd do it

pay no heed to >>13679018

all the good stuff is DNP
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When's the last time you HIGH HIGH HIGHed
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>>13679017
I like the way he draws dicks, like I said I was pulling most of these out of my ref folders.
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>>13679006
And if she showed up all dolled up because Rarity helped design her an outfit to win your heart?
Maybe with some sappy romance "tips"?
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>>13679027
You're welcome?
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>>13679025
Phermones, man. It sounds weird, but you can get addicted to how a girl smells.
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>>13678850

Nose within a milimetre of her warm, radiant buttocks.
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>>13679023

You've got pretty nice taste in porn, Saine.

show some of the less tame stuff
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>>13679003
>You'll never be a gay man with gay friends living with gay people that go to gay bars and host gay dinner parties
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>>13679035
I'd probably feel a little bad for her if she's super awkward and try to go along with it otherwise
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Rainbow Dash Sweaty Smelly Article of Clothing
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>>13679031
its okay anon, i like dovne too
I wish he did more
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stop being fun, MLPG

I want to go to bed
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>>13679045
>you will never be a man with friends living with people that go to bars and host dinner parties
;_;
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>>13679050
bodysuit!
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>>13679050
minibra
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>>13679055
>you will never be a man
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>>13679050
Socks...
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WHAT SMELLS LIKE PENIS DICK?
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Does MLPG have a girlfriend?
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>>13679062
>you will never be as swift as a coursing river
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>>13679067
No
I have a wife
Her name is Rarity
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>>13679066
bags of sand
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>>13679042
The thing is I've never even done it, just the idea of it gets me going all of a sudden

It probably helps that I have a weird thing for the inside of panties in general
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>>13679072
Such a good wife
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>>13678559
Don't worry, there's plenty of other Anons who like you for being nice.
But nobody can ever be too nice.
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>>13679048
She'd stutter and sweat a lot, trying to throw out some canned lines from romance novels.
But in the end I think she'd just be glad to be out of that tight corset and draped over your warm chest, listening to another episode of How Do They Do It.
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Pure, virginal, maiden.
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>>13679067
Nah we broke up
Still friends though, she's pretty chill.
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>>13679069
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CULOL8hXo
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>>13679091
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSj-2shbqY
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Tell me a story
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>>13679097
once upon a time there was a very ugly pony
she was so ugly she got censored and died

the end
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>>13679084
>she looks up at you nervously and tries to bat her eyes
>"S-so Anon... Wanna sh-show me how they DO IT?"
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>>13679044
http://i.imgur.com/HuJwjL6.png
http://i.imgur.com/CCjhtwi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DZZlAoJ.png
http://i.imgur.com/dE5U95K.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rDt2B0J.png

To be honest anon, most of my actual porn isn't pony. I generally don't masturbate to them.
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>>13679097
There was once zodiac ponies
And one of them was Scorpio
And she was the best Zodiac pony

The end
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>>13679084
Give her a book
and have your way with her while she's distracted, she'll never know.
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>>13679101
Centhorthip didn't work
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>>13679084
hhhhnnnnngg
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>>13679104

>most of my actual porn isn't pony
>I generally don't masturbate to them

that makes two of us, then
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>>13679105
is that jessy?
IS THAT NEW ART?
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>>13679105
What did best zodiac pone do?
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>>13679119
It's Jessy and it's old
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>>13679105
>>13679122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgoo
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>>13679091

wow, this is really great

I didn't think /v/ had it in them
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>>13679067
I've got a casual sexual relationship with another guy

He's pretty hot
I'm better hung than him though
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>>13679097
This is the story of a pone, who cried a river and drowned the whole world
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>>13679123
DOES MY DICK ORBIT YOUR WIFE?
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>>13679110
How is that 'C' not lisp'd
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I'm in love with a blue pony.
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>>13679111
G'night. And hopefully you'll find your Twilight soon.
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>>13679136
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>>13679136
but anon

there are no good ponies who are blue

are you sure you don't mean pink?
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>>13679136
blue pony loves you too
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>>13679144
wow
rude
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>>13679122
She did what she knew the best
Being awesome and cute
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>>13679135
I'm thorry i don't know my lithp.
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>>13679136
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>>13679135
thats a G
neither C nor G are affected by a lisp
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>>13679152
Thuck my dick.
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>>13679150
How long did she practice at being awesome and cute?
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>>13679125
mmmmm I've been replaying Bowser's Inside Story

I heard Dream Team wasn't very good but I was contemplating picking it up anyway just because it's a M&L game
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>>13679158
Censorship.
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>>13679168
She didn't practice.
She was born like that
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>>13679165
http://derpiboo.ru/432603
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>>13679168
I love how she worry about anon there. I bet she would try to fix things up by saying "sorry" repeatedly and kissing that boo boo.
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>>13679174
I refuse to believe it
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>>13679176
I detherve that.
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Okay, I think I'm gonna head to bed here in a few minutes.
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>>13679192
I love you Saine and I still want that cuddle
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>>13679190
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>>13679194
Who are you so I remember who I owe a cuddle to?

I would totally cuddle you though
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>>13679190
>you will never walk in on pony masturbating furiously
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>>13679190
>You interrupt pone while she's slicking
>Ask her to help you in the kitchen
>She keeps making smacking noises with her lips for some reason
>And she spilled some water that you nearly slipped on
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deer
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DLC IT'S GONNA BE REALLY EXPEEENSIIIVE
>>
ded show
ded general
ded pone
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>>13679204
I'm Anon

Actually I'm that anon that wants to lose his virginity to another anon, but since you're not anon cuddles are good
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>>13679223
Prepare your angus
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>>13679223
MAKE WAAAAY FOR DLCCCCC

PLEAE BUY OUR DDDLLLCCCC
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bam
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>>13679223
>/v/ actually produced something funny instead of just shitposting
I still find that hard to believe
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>>13679236
>>13679239
>>13679223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg
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>>13679232
Where do you live
I'll fuck you
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>>13679232
Okay then, maybe someday we'll get to cuddle.

Goodnight Princess!
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>>13679250
ny
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>>13679244
>>13679239
>>13679236
>>13679223
>>13679249
Has anyone got the vocaroo of the "beata anita"/hellfire one?
I really liked it.
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sudo apt-get pony
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>>13679256
Goodnight!
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>>13679261
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM
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>>13679244
Sometimes miracles happen.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/463326
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>>13679270
pony loves you for that.
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>>13679269
Why do I have the sudden urge to murder something after reading that line of discussion?
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>>13679264
>E: Invalid operation pony
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>>13679282
>Pick one
>Not all
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>>13679269
SAINE TOLD ME TO TALL YOU GOODNIGHT FOR HIM NEXT TIME I SEE YOU POST
THAT WAS LAST NIGHT BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IS AW YOU
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>>13679282
/co/ is love
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>>13679270
SO GEWD
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>>13679289
I have no idea, but I wasn't part of that prior conversation, so far I've only posted to say goodnight

>>13679304
Oh.. well thanks
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>>13679264
pony got
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>>13679304
Shouldn't you be asleep?
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>>13679317
Maybe it's the presence of the extremely stupid equine in the discussion.
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>>13679317
YOU'RE WELCOME
I'll tell him you said goodyesterday night back
>>13679319
I do what I want
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>>13679319
>celestia will never read you a good night story and then give you a kiss on the cheek before she leaves
;_;
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>>13679304
I hate you both.Why do the hateanons concentrate on tex and not you two?
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>>13678903
>ponies put on clothes to shower
huh
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>>13679335
Because they aren't whiney cunts?

Actually, Roogna is

Fuck Roogna
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>>13679345
's waht I said.
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>>13679335
Because there are plenty of good reasons to hate me and I know it. I guess they figure that it wont ruin my day, or get under MLPG's skin.
If somene calls me a useless shitty tripfag, I dont care at all, and more importantly, MLPG will just ignore it or agree, and not waste 12 threads arguing about it long after the hate anon is gone. "Shitposting" is basically the same word as the last meaningful use of the word "trolling". if it wont make someone else mad or argue with you., it isn't worth shitposting about
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>>13679367
but why do you do it,then?
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Have you sent a letter to the princess today?
If so, which?
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>>13679375
no I was busy snuggling with pony
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>>13679375
D.
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>>13679371
For a while it was to make fun of the poeple who were saying "using a tripcode is bad because it makes the name field look too long"
Now, just cause I can
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>>13679375
Yes, I sent a letter to Princess Luna just like every other week.
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>>13679375
V...
for Vendetta.
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>>13679382
I hate you.
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>>13679375
I sent a 3.
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>>13679375
Sure did, got ponk to write ite.
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>>13679387
But that isn't a letter.
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>>13679386
I love you
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>>13679400
>tounge
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>>13679400
its not my filenameI'll go fix it ;-;
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>>13679387
Me too.
I, L and U
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>>13679397
Potato is my favorite color of the alphabet.
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>>13679412
ILU?
What's that?
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>>13679424
I have a feeling it means I Love You
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>>13679431
Nah, nah, that's too obvious. I've had a few riddler thread in my times and I know where we're going...
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>>13679425
I want to rub her belly
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>>13679439
I want to cook and eat her.
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>>13679443
I'd eat Gilda too
if you know what I mean
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>>13679445
Vinegar, absolutely.
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Pony says that your fantasy of somehow being better than everybody else without any effort is hindering your ability to see reality.
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>>13679458
IT'S RAW
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>>13679425
Gilda got a goody from a gypsy who guaranteed gargantuan gains.

Gigantic Gilda grows gradually, going from gangly to great giving gratification
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>>13679471
But I don't have that fantasy, pony.
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SERPENT OR DRAGON?
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>>13679443
>>13679445
Would a catbird be half white meat, half red meat?
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>>13679481
MANTICORE
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>>13679472
she spent two hours cooking these
if you don't eat them you'll get a punch in the dick
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>>13679486
ALRIGHT BUT I'LL CUDDLE HER AND FEED THEM TO HER TOO
THAT'S FINAL
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>>13679481
Dragons > overgrown snakes
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>>13679494
wyrms>dragons
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>>13679481
Dragons are shit
Serpents are Fabulous
Serpents
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>>13679375
Christ, what an asshole.
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>>13679494
Can you imagine the amount of times seth has masturbated to that
it must be somewhere in the range of the millions
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>>13679494
>aj still has her hat
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>>13679473
fucking gypsies
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>>13679494
>pronking Ponk dragon
I hope everyone nearby has earthquake insurance
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>>13679523
>kg
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>>13679523
60/70 kg master race
>>
Anon sucks you off, then before you cum anon cums on your cock then sucks it off and keeps going until you cum in anon's mouth
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>>13679530
>Implying there are any Americans here
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>>13679523
not >how much do you lift
>>
I CAN SEE YOU, MEWBALL
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU TWINK
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>>13679532
booo, get off the stage
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>>13679523
>I wonder, it has been a while since I weighed
>68kg
>At 1.80 cm

I should eat a sandwich
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>>13679523
40kg pony master race
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>>13679545
>1.8 cm
>BMI of 209876.5
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>>13679544
this is harder when im drunk
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>>13679523
60kg master breed
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>>13679545
you think that's bad? 65 for 1.80 cm.
And I'm trying to get swole.
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>>13679490
smart man
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>>13679558
63 for 1.80
Trying to buff up too.
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>>13679545
>>13679551
You would be Ross' dream girl, but you can't get stuck in a doorway
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>>13679545
>1.8 cm
Geez Mewball didn't you were so short. How's life in Blefuscu?
>>
I'm not going to believe there are men who weigh 150 kg/130/100 kg.
Y'all just pulling my leg ain't cha
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>>13679570
I'm 290lbs
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>>13679570
No, no men

Women, on the other hand...
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>>13679523
>tfw I look like a total fatass because it doesn't take my height into account
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>tfw 51kg
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>>13679573
I'm got thunder hips. My butt sticks out like... like something that really sticks out.
It's huge.
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>>13679544
>anon is a pony
>there's a whole mess of horsecum in your lap
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>>13679589
20% meh race
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>>13679587
>tfw short legs, wide hips and thick thighs
>tfw I love cycling

I don't squat, but the damage is already done
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>>13679540
2plate squat
2.5plate DL
1plate bench, OHP, Row

roughly
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>>13679589
definitely 20, working my way to the top.
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>>13679589
35% is more attractive then 30%
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>>13679589
3/7 look disgusting.
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>>13679570
I'm close to 100kg.
I'm also 6'6" though
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>>13679589
15-20% almost master race
>tfw no gyno
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>>13679609
I was just thinking the same
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>>13679609
>fat men
>attractive their lientsf
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>>13679611
That's still overweight

And that's disgusting
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>>13679589
>tfw was under 10%
>tfw got into pone and other stuff
>tfw stopped working out
>tfw now around 25%
>tfw pants wont fit
bleh
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>>13679589
10-15% is by far best.
I'm probably around 15% myself but i don't have the muscle so i still look terrible.
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>>13679606
oh god, he took that from his shoe, didn't he?
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>>13679625
I'm at 15% bf though.
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lightweights
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>>13679616
>>13679609
>liking fat men

eurgh.
>>
You've come such a long long way
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>>13679629
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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>>13679634
Lewd
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>>13679628
it's time like these that make me think that eating my scabs is disgusting. But I can't stop.
>>
There are 7 people in this thread that need to go for a run
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>>13679634
thx
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>>13679631
Its more that its distributed evenly
Dude at 35% is way better built than the dude at 30%
It's like a fat high school kid vs a biker that lifts
also I'm neither of those anons
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>>13679640
>advising fat people to run

idiot
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>>13679638
>it's time like these that make me think that eating my scabs is disgusting
>But I can't stop.
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>>13679609
>>13679616
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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>>13679646
This
let them die of fat related diseases
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>>13679634
>Celestia always watched me
>always
If I were Twilight, I would have died the second she said that
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>>13679630
gilda pls sit on my face
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>>13679635
That's just like 1.5 years lifting, not really too unbelievable
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>>13679631
I'd still prefer 25% upwards over 35%, but for me the 30% is worse than the 35%
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>>13679647
They're there anon. It's free food ripe for the taking. No calories. Homemade. Delicious.
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>>13679653
Gross, you'd probably get your dweeb germs all over it
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>>13679653
No, she's gonna sit on MY face.
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>Eating your scabs
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>>13679660
>It's free food ripe for the taking
>No calories
>Homemade
>Delicious
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>pones shrinks as it gets older
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>>13679652
>I know about your body pillow
>And your toys
>And your secret sleepovers
>Good girl
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>>13679669
>>13679671
suck it plebs, I'm eating my crunchy, crunchy scabs.
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Give me motivation to go do some cardio so I can become 10-15% master race
>tfw no access to weights today
>Done about 200 pushups of varying difficulty
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>>13679676
>tfw no Celestia body pillow
I'm not sure anymore how I should feel about this to be honest
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>>13679677
>crunchy
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
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>>13679679
I'll kiss you a lot
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>>13679669
>Not eating your scabs
>And bits of skin that you bite off
>And chewing on your nails

You've got no idea what you're missing
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>you will never be a true true friend
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>>13679682
what the hell anon how can you have soggy/soft scabs
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>>13679679
I hope you don't mean the 10-15% on the chart because you won't achieve that just through cardio

For just lowering your bodyfat without growing muscles, adjust your diet.
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>>13679674
That what aging do to you. Celestia got the luxury of that never happening to her.
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>>13679687
don't you start, anon
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>>13679683
I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR
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>>13679684
I bite my nails, but i don't eat them. Why would you eat your nails.
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Dost thou prate, rogue?
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>>13679679
I'll zuck your dick while he kisses you a lot
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>>13679693
>Celestia will just keep getting bigger forever
>as will Twilight, Luna and Cadence
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>>13679679
If you plan to live to an old age do you want to be bound to a wheelchair or a push trolley or be actually able to move around on your own?

Those who actively worked out their entire lives spend their last 15-20 years still able to get around independetly.

Those that didn't become more and more bound to a wheelchair and always feel like shit.
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>>13679694
Explain! You hurt yourself,start bleeding, scabs come out, you peel them off and then you eat them. They're hard and crunchy.
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>>13679674
>that pony was the first to come to celestias aid in repelling the forces of evil
>literally saved her
>didnt get to become an alicorn
wat
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>>13679694
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>>13679705
What the actual fuck is going on?
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>>13679696
I like to chew on things. Hey, at least I'm not eating my boogers.
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>>13679705
why in the world would I hurt myself?
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>>13679715
I mean, like... when you're running and you fall down. Not actual self-harm.
You know.
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>>13679722
pls stop
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>>13679722
I never get hurt
because I never go outside anymore
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>>13679711
The only good thing about that show
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>>13679728
but it's completely normal!
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>mlpg went from gilda to weight comparisons to eating scabs
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>>13679698
>>13679695
>>13679683
>MLPG will never gather its sexiest citizens and make groupsex porn
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>>13679713
But boogers are delicious
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>>13679733
well, at least we're talking.
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>>13679733
I'd rather be /fit/ again than having the softcore-vorefags here
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>>13679733
I'd rather just stick with Gilda weight gain and call it a night
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>>13679713
>>13679737
Actually its been determined to be healthy to eat boogers to build up your immune system. Even though its looked down on those who did it in their childhood tend to have much better immune systems.
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>>13679733
BUT ARE WE DED?
NO

SO I SUCCEEDED
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>eating things that fall off your body
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>>13679746
well, I did eat boogers a lot until I was 15 or so
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>>13679745
I could get behind that

>You'd never ever DARE suggest she's putting on weight
>But she is
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http://derpibooru.org/432705
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>>13679756
>you'll never feed gilda your scabs
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>>13679745
>weight gain
>not size growth
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>>13679746
>>13679755
Same reason why people in 3rd world countries tend to not get auto immune diseases while 1st world countries are prevelant with them. Since in 1st world everything tends to be clean and sterile and children are kept out of the dirt their immune systems stay weak.
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>>13679763
what if human gilda getting bigger
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>>13679763
Size growth a shit
You don't get more hips and thighs with size growth
At least not proportionally
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>>13679764
EAT BOOGERS
STAY STRONK
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>>13678033

one of my least favorite episodes
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>>13679773
you don't have to deal with all the bullshit of a person being fat though
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>>13679764
>tend to not get auto immune diseases
>always ate my boogers
>still got Chron's
Booo
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>>13679781
But I like that
Size growth a shit
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>>13679785
you're gross
fatty
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>>13679795
fuck off roogna
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>>13679792
>only fatties like fatties
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>>13679782
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Would you drink another anon's golden syrup?
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horse
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beb
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>>13679841
Ugly human/10 would not bang
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>"vidya then draw"
>tfw LK will never draw
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>>13679841
I want that picture
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>>13679841
why the fuck is she licking her lips
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>>13679831
I'd rather drink Ponka's syrup.
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>>13679856
she's clearly biting her lip
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>>13679850
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>>13679860
>I don't even know this kid!
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>there are already cookie clicker/my little pony crossovers

Kill them johnny. Kill them all
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>>13679863
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>>13679859
anyway why is she trying to be sexy it's disgusting
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>>13679863
what about this one
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>>13679872
I think you've been reading too much hentai anonymous
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>>13679872
>Palette Swap looks mad
>she looks mad
>you're mad
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>>13679860
Any other pics of that cosplayer?
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>>13679867
That kid looks so goddamn happy.
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>>13679866
>already
it's about fucking time
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>>13679882
I disagree, I don't think he likes the human attention
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>>13679879
She doesn't look mad to me.
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>>13679868
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>>13679868

Oh shit new episode where?
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>>13679880
Nvm, found her myself
And that pic just shows her at a really good angle
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>>13679901
yayponies
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>>13679894
horse is incapable of being mad
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>>13679863
>>13679860
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>>13679853
They were a good few rounds of vidya, sorry.
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>>13679908
>rainbow dash will never pick you up and carry you off
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>>13679902
celestia cosplayers are incapable of looking good
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>>13679913
It's really a shame
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>>13679913
Meanwhile, in the AJ cosplay area
http://derpiboo.ru/389475
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ASL?
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>>13679912
>you'll never drop a fragile crystal pony
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>>13679923
22/mare/cloudsdale
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>>13679922
Is she wearing a fedora?
>>
There is a skeleton right inside you
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>>13679923
25, unicorn, ponyville
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>>13679923
24 / mare in a stallion's body / Ponyville
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>>13679913
>tfw no Celestia cosplay from Oliver
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>>13679923
1028/Nightmare/Moon
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>>13679932
Thank god
Else i'd be all floppy
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>>13679930
Cowboy hats are just large-brimmed fedoras
Lots of hats are similar to fedoras
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>>13679934
>mare in a stallion's body
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>>13679922
lesbian.
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>>13679934
Rarity pls
you're beautiful just the way you are
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>>13679946
Just because she doesn't like dick doesn't diminish the fact that her cosplay is great.
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>>13679923
20/slutty mare/ponyville
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Two plus two is ten.
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>>13679953
but diminishes my interest in her.
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>>13679958
You're off by a factor of 2.
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>>13679958
DownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrotherDownwithbigbrother
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>>13679967
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>you will never wake up hugging your ponimouto and your coltouto
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>>13679968
downonbigbrotherdownonbigbrotherdownonbigbrother
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what are you waiting for?
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>>13679973
>you'll never hug your favourite pony and your favorite griffon at the same time
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>>13679981
She not real and the event will never occur in my life.
>>
Snails' cock is longer, but he can't penetrate as deep as Snips
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>>13679981
>skinny dipping in the dark
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>>13679983
>you will never wake up in a pile of cuddly stallions
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>>13679987
>you'll never fall in love with a woman that will love you back
>>
>A pocket of gas escapes at first, filling your nostrils with the warm scent of chocolate, and a small bit of brownie with a couple white-chocolate chocolate chips squeezes out and lays between her cheeks, a thin line of chocolate syrup trailing behind it. A half-bite, half-kiss of yours removes it before you go back to poking at the expanding hole between her legs. Your tongue feels the tip of it first and you open your mouth wide, welcoming the larger brownie into your face; the hot, moist, and thick chocolate cake is easily swallowed, and you can feel the hard bits of white chocolate sliding against the roof of your mouth and the sides of your throat. The sounds of your enjoyment vibrate the softer parts of your face against her sensitive area, and each release of her breath as she pushes out your meal ends in a moan. The hoof in your hair moves to the back of your head, pressing harder with each of her body’s ejections.
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>>13679985
>Snails' cock is longer, but he can't penetrate as deep as Snips
How does that even work?
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>>13680006
snips' penis has adamantine DR bypass
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>>13680000
w-what am I reading
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKX2mH4RhQ4
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>>13680012
Its cute.
>>
WE ARE THE HUNTERS
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>you will never wake up as a girl
>you will never wake up with your waifu eating you out
>>
pony fused all of your demons together in SMT4 again
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>>13680024
>your horsebando will never rail you
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>>13680034
look

does pony want to play her own file
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>>13680049
pony can't beat minotaur anyway
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WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
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>>13680057
>minotaur
we don't speak of him
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>>13680010
do you really want to know?
I could continue.
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>>13680085
>tfw gypsymagic is ded and hats us
I miss him
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>>13680085
EYE OF THE DED AND CYNNAMON
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>>13680093
No, that's alright
I'll pass on this one
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>>13680092
but pony thought you were good at videogames
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>>13680095
Dude, I'm here literally every day
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>>13680112
lewd stories when
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>>13679981
Why do I have to take my pants off when she's allowed to keep her necklace thingy?
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pony says you're soft
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>>13680122
I did this
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>>13680151
Please tell me you aren't one of the
>250ml
Anons
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>>13680149
but I'm hard
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>>13680159
prove it
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>>13680157
I am not

Someone just asked for that and I felt like writing it
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>>13680151
more lewd stories when
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Hot pony sex
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prettiest pony
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>>13680175
what about cold pony sex
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>>13680183
Ice cold pony sex?
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Rarity doesn't like your clothes.
>>
beb
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>>13680202
beb in the hed
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>>13680207
b-b-b-b-b-b-eeb
beb to the bone
beeeeeeb to the boooone
beb to the bone
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pony wants to spoon
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>>13680182
she really is
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>>13680199
Rarity, those are the shit I wear trough the house when I'm alone.
The clothes I wear when I need to interact with other humans are good.
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>>13680222
Why is little pony so delicious?
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>>13680222
Tom hanks
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>>13680222
pony should brush first
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>>13680226
Rarity isn't impressed with your wardrobe.
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How many ponies are here?
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>>13680249
Don't blow my cover.
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>>13680249
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>>13680242
...How much would it cost me for a new wardrobe made by you?
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>>13680249
I'm just married to one.
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>>13680249
I'm a part time pony
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>>13680225

She is not prettiest but she is top tier