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Time for bouncy ponies and bouncy pony accessories

grounded horse: >>13668596
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>>13673636
What's wrong with the ground?
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>>13673654
panko pu
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>>13673636

Shit gif.
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>>13673655
As a person who wears socks and boots practically for a living i can confirm this
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I'm going to ask one more time.

Can you guys post some cute tumblrs that I can follow pony or no.
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Scootaloo in a hat for Saine guy
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>>13673654
Twilight.
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If pony was a voice actor, what would their name?

Steve APPLEblum!
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>>13673677
http://lilyblossomanswers.tumblr.com/
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>>13673669
Have the original.
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>>13673654
Rainbow Dash is asking for advice about her fanficiton
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>>13673654
>filename internal consistency

isaac, you are the best.
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>>13673684
Go to be scrubbles.
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>>13673681
What kind of pegasus can't fly?
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>>13673636
that part was so cute
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>>13673655

Equestria Girls are Un-umfable.

If they were released without MLP:FiM, no one would care about them at this point.

And they are IMPOSSIBLE to make sexy.
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>>13673681
I love it when people make little holes in the hats for their ears to go through
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>>13673654
Oh, she never learned of the little mishap?

I bet she'll be so happy to talk all about her times in the school with dash
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>>13673681

You think you could draw more punch deer and/or punch horse?
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>>13673710
>horn through pillow
every time
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>>13673669
how so?
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>>13673714
tying something to a fetish with hardly any content is a surefire way to make something sexy to a small number of people
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>>13673691

It's the content. Anything with Cadence = brony tier shit.
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>>13673681
you should draw more pone. you're good at it.
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>>13673654
you could bounce a quarter off that rarabutt
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>>13673503

Oh, that artist goes to the draw thread sometimes
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>>13673700
Please

If you were capable of getting people into bed, you wouldnt be here on a saturday night!
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gif animations!?
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>>13673733
god, oh god when do they say ladybugs awake?
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>>13673736
What DON'T you hate, dude?
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>>13673761
>fleshlight
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>>13673761
Where are her legs
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>>13673761
>Fluttershy is a duck
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>>13673736
anon pls
it's been more than a year
just accept her in to your heart and move on to being mad about Twilight's wings like the rest of the whiners
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>>13673733
Ponies would be so much cuter if they wore bows on their tails.
AJ should have a tail bow.
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>>13673749
OUTSIDER ALERT!
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>>13673776

Nope.

Cadence was the death of the show. Everything after her is fan fiction.
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>>13673761
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>>13673776
Cadance is worse then Twilight being an alicorn

At least Twilight makes sense!
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>>13673764
>Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine!
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>>13673761
Flutterbean
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>>13673770 >>13673791
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>>13673776
SO PINK
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>>13673773
That's such a cute gif. How old is that animation?
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>>13673797
>At least Twilight makes sense!
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>>13673811
Is that for sale?
I'll buy her
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punch horse vs sumo horse
punch horse loses because she went for a body blow
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>>13673654
> "At my OLD SCHOOL we NEVER talked to talking ponies."
> "Yeah, well at your old school did you do anything that wasn't LAME?"
> Phoebe bursts into tears, but despite a few back-pats from Arnold and a helpful kerchief handed over by Dorothy, the rest of the class just share half-grimaces. The truth hurts, especially from a psychedelic flying horse.
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>>13673710

>Having coffee and donuts with Trixie at a diner in the middle of the night after she finishes a set, watching ponies through the windows

I want this.
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>>13673811
>she can still fly around with her wings
>she plops down on your head every now and then
>"BOO!"
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>>13673787
>Everything after her is fan fiction
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>>13673818
It sort of does.
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>>13673822
>The fat simply rippled and came back and knocked her against the ropes.
>Which then launched her into sumo horse.
>Her manager facehoofed.
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>>13673826
This reminds me

I remember tossing around the idea of a fic with the humanaized cmc causing hell on the magic school bus

I should try and make that again
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I feel kinda sick. Can we post cute ponies?
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>>13673818
> heh lel sameface in both expressions
Tex, I love you and all
But that shit is getting way past boring
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>>13673818
It does.

Given it was rushed and I'm not at all happy with it, but there WAS build up to it and Twilight at least fits into the theme of Celestia and Luna. Twilight between day and night.

Cadance is just a big random toy shoehorned in to cash in on the royal wedding. She adds nothing to the show and detracts from it by trying to replace Celestia as Twilight's mentor
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>>13673822
>sumo horse
this sounds like a job for ross
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>>13673859
See
>>13673448
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http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/shhsecrets/quill20.gif

w-woah
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>>13673853
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>>13673858
Man, you are going to be so mad when you see how many episodes are in the Crystal Empire.
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>>13673853
this pony is cute, and there is more of this cute pony, per pony

therefore, in a single image I have posted more cute pony than you have
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>>13673850
All I can think of is mixing that with that one bit from ATHF

"Welcome, to this horses anus."
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>>13673869
> LET'S SPAM ABOUT PREQUEL HARDER
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>>13673869
I guess Quillweave can't help but stick her tongue in any crevice she can.
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>>13673871
That pony is cute but it is also sad ruining the cute of the picture
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>>13673889
>one link
>spam

calm your autism, anon
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>>13673867
why do I want to be under her?
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>pony .gif thread

bueno
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>>13673869
>being this late
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>>13673894
Someone's "just happened" to be posting in allcaps about Prequel for the last thread and a half.

"Just happened."

Uh-huh.
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>>13673893
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>>13673906

>last thread in a half
>posting in all caps
>saying "PREQUEL UPDATED" once

again, calm your fucking autism.
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>>13673893
her canon bridle was cute too
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>>13673787
she totally makes the babs face
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>>13673876
I know, its awful.

Hardly anything is done with crystal ponies despite them boing the 4th pony race. The Crystal Empire and Cadance are just a cheap replacement for Canterlot and Celestia and they dont even do it half as well.

There's not one memorable character from the crystal empire. Wheaties was the closest, but we've long since forgotten about here
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>>13673908
Is dash scared of doors?
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>>13673867
i know
i mean he should
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>>13673871
That pony could be cuter. Thank you, though.

>>13673884
This is mathematically correct, and mathematics never lie.
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>>13673906
I'd be more upset about the constant bitching about contributors 'attention whoring'
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>>13673915
#whoa
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what if zebra crossbreeds
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>>13673916
Babs looks up to sumopone for being a strong, full figured mare
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>>13673915
#lewd
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>>13673918
yes
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>>13673913
> calm your 'BUZZWORD'
No, Prequelfaggot.
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>>13673905
time to fap to an Argonian giving oral to a rock, I guess
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>mewball starts school tomorrow

>less art
thats bad
>less meme spam
thats good
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>>13673929
Would you ride her? Or let her ride you?
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>>13673720
I guess.
>>13673742
nah man nah i am the average bear
not good not bad just chillin in the middle
>>13673822
lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like it
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>>13673558
I think the key difference between the two apprentices:

Sunset Shimmer was driven to become greater than Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle was driven to be with Celestia.

Even if she'd been nofrens and the Nightmare Moon debacle was taken care of by Celestia, the worst I can see happening is Twilight trying her best to replace Luna in her teacher's heart if she could figure out why she seemed so disappointed in her pupil. And that might open its own can of worms, but she wouldn't ever have the same kind of drive as Sunset Shimmer.
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>>13673948
I'd kill to attend a really nice jazz performance
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>>13673956
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>>13673928
They seem to have been shouted down, though I'm not seeing GG post anything since

Good job, team
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>>13673943

Okay, since you can't listen to something because of one wordbecause you're seriously autistic, how about:

stop being a fucking retard?
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>>13673948
>Thats one less contributor

Thats bad

>But there will be less bitching about said contributor

Thats good
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>>13673956
Go to bed Twily
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>>13673961
>lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like it
In this case, its' simplicity works well and it captures the idea nicely
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>>13673973
> you must be X because you don't like X
Wow
You are wow
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>>13673908
>Dash, you're not wearing pants!
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>>13673917
And they put Cadence in charge of the place to boot!
Why can't a crystal pony rule the kingdom?
Celestia fucking Annexed that shit.
>"Save" a kingdom
>Send in, not ambassadors, but put in a figurehead and send in your military.
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>>13673961
All it means is that you have a fair eye for design.
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>>13673954
I-I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
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>>13673980
I JUST WOKE UP YOU GRUMPY SHIT
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>>13673961
hey yo endii
I think you're pretty okay
whether or not you do pone
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>>13673956
good morning twilight
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>>13673839

>defending Season 3
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>>13673989

No, you are a retard because you consider posting one thing is "spamming for a thread and a half"

Are you done pretending to be retarded?
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>>13674011
Everyone already knows your answer.
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>>13673998
The fuck is Cadance's qualifications anyway?

She can make you love? By that logic they should have a six pack for mayor
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>search pone episode hurricane FS on YT
>YT turns yellow

Is YT bronied now?
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>>13673961
>lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like it

We have really low standards and we will latch onto anything so long as it means we get more art of it and maybe some porn of it. Be it written or drawn.
We suck.
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>>13674026
So now I'm not autistic for pointing out someone's forcing something not related to pony repeatedly across threads, but retarded.

Wow
You really are WOW
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>>13674024
You know that Season 3 was supposed to be the last season?
Because of it, we get season 4.
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>>13674043
has been for some time
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>>13674021
This would be an alright show if the designs weren't eyesores and the humor was a bit more structured.

What a shitty design choice.
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>>13674038
She's a princess
Luna is still in probation from her attempt to murder everyone so Cadence got the empire
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>>13674021
I keep seein things about Uncle Grandpa, but know nothing about it

What's the skinny?
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>>13674048
Season 3 was ordered with season 4
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>>13673961
I just like ponies with big bellies
Also, I bet she's a lot taller then Butterfly when they're both standing up.
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>>13674045
You forgot "this is a dead fandom," Anon. And whatever other chum you're stirring in the waters.
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>>13674038
I'm glad they don't, though. I'm very fond of the current mayor.
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>>13674038
>The mayor is a pack of beer.
>Every year it gets re-elected.
>There have been a few assassination attempts.
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which of the earth ponies will become alicorn first
applejack or pinkie pie
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>>13674038

look at her ass

it was a case of Ass of Destiny

The empire was hers to take, because of fate mumbo jumbo
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>>13674047

I see you're pretending to troll now because you got told, so I'll leave you be.

But next time, think before you post you autistic retard.
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>>13674058
i think its better than wonder over yonder
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>>13673961

I know you aren't crazy about Butterfly, but I think she's adorable. Thanks!
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>>13674043
Where have you been for the past month and a half
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>>13674086
>look at her ass
okay
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>>13674018
I probably won't stop doing pone. I just be doing pone less frequently if anything
>>13674045
nah youre cool you just have hot/cold opinions of things and develop them quickly
>>13673985
>>13674003
Oh I SEE
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>>13674032
N-no you don't
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>>13674060
Luna didn't try to murder anyone.
She just wanted eternal darkness.

God, you try to blot out the sun once or twice and then everyone labels you a murderer.
What is this, Korea?

Lulu ain't do nuffin' wrong.
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>>13674064

It had a really great pilot, but then the actual show dropped the ball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys
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>>13674087
> pretending to troll
I'm pretty sure I'm just calling you WOW for using a potpourri of curse words against anyone who wants to keep Prequel shit out of a pony thread.
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>>13674104
i know i would, and im sure Dash likes a guy who is sure of himself
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>>13674104
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>>13673917
>Hardly anything is done with crystal ponies despite them boing the 4th pony race. The Crystal Empire and Cadance are just a cheap replacement for Canterlot and Celestia and they dont even do it half as well.
>There's not one memorable character from the crystal empire. Wheaties was the closest, but we've long since forgotten about here

Meghan McCarthy is 100% responsible for this. She even wrote most of those episodes dealing with them.

>Meghan McCarthy creations = bland and forgettable
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>>13674122
Na, Dash likes the shy type so that she can be the dominant one.
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>>13674079
What?
I wasn't trying to rile anyone up or anything.
I was just posting a slightly "humorous" observation.

Not everything is a personal attack.
You sensitive faggot.
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>>13674108
The lizard and the pizza are so fucking annoying, I wish it was just Grandpa and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
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>>13674064
i enjoy it. it is holding my interest so far.

the creator seems pretty cool also

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Browngardt
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>>13674137
>implying Dash isnt a switch
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>>13674117
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>>13673908
sign onto skype
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>>13674139
> "humorous"
I can just smell your fedora.
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>>13674086
>Husband throws you at bad guy.
>Catch crystal heart.
>All the crystal ponies call you the 'Crystal' Princess.
>Know instantly how to activate that motherfucker.
Seems legit.
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>>13674103
>Oh I SEE
now you have me worried
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>>13673954
>Rainbow Dash flys up and perches herself piggy back style on your shoulders
>She knees you in the sides
>"Get going!"
>"Dash this is lame."
>"You lost the bet. This is what we agreed to."
>"Fine. Where to?"
>"To the burger place. I want some fries."
>Carry her on your shoulders a few blocks, having everyone watch
>"Dash, this is embarrassing."
>"Quiet! Horses don't talk!"
>Get to the resturant
>"Go through the drive through!"
>"Hello, what would you like?"
>You order for her
>"Ten orders of extra large fries, please."
>"You want ketchup with that?"
>"Neigh."
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>>13674160
Ssh, ssh, only dreams now. Only dreams.

I'm so sorry your first words were 'troll,' 'told,' 'autistic' and 'retard,' but that's okay. They have classes for that now.
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>>13674136

They don't really care about stuff like consistent world building anymore

We would technically be up to 5 pony races if you count the bat pony guards as representative of an entire type of pony

They completely vanished after one episode
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>>13674177
>Horses don't talk
oh god i am die
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>>13674177
10/ fucking 10
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>>13674160
In his defense he has a point.
I don't have a problem with it, but this is a pony thread for things related to MLP.
There's a thread for that that comic on /co/ and if there's not you can make your own with people are more than willing to talk about it with you.
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>>13674123
D-don't look at me like that
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>>13674177

>ten orders of extra large fries

That sure sounds like greasy stuffing incoming to me!
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> Arnold hears the 'best all-around pony' song by Pinkie
> Things escalate wildly from here
> At least now they know how jurisprudence works in a Kingdom!
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>>13674168
You sure have some original insults.
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>>13674201
you disregard all the world building you don't like anyway

like ponies adoring wearing fashionable clothes
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>>13674204

his point is "stop posting things I don't like"

he was a big help when there was GG-related shitposting for an entire thread, I'm glad he's around.
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>>13674177
>implying that wouldn't be fun to hang with Dash like that
Minus the neighing.
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>>13674177
>horses don't talk!
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>>13674233
Actually I did help with that, but I understand Anonymous is hard to tell apart from Anonymous.
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>>13674211
unf
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>>13674257
All you Anon's look the same.
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>>13674257

you helped so much that it only continued without stopping for a whole thread!
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>There will never be a highly detailed gif showing 30 seconds of a pony's anus farting in slow motion.
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>>13674256
That faggot's gonna get punched
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>>13674278
I'm not a miracle worker, Anon.
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>>13674177
I like fries
and... cloth.
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>>13674287

Don't let that stop you from bitching
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>>13674233
I think his point was that this isn't related to ponies so please stop posting it here.

I don't dislike Prequel and I'm trying to catch up with it myself, but this isn't the place for it.
Especially when there's an active thread on /co/ right now.

It'd be pretty silly for me to start dumping random comics that have nothing to do with ponies and using the excuse "you just want me to stop posting it because you don't like it".
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>>13674288
I really like that pony. She's a qt 3.14
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>I need you

What were those moments for you MLPG
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>>13674288
Shut up cloth horse. Horses don't talk. Not even about cloth.
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I ended up getting a burrito from this awesome mexican place and picked up a smoothy from mcdonalds on the way home.
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>>13674282
I watched a horse fart today, it was nothing special, and actually really gross
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>>13674308
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>>13674282
>there will never be a pony episode animated traditionally
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>>13674306

I'd understand if off-topic were against the rules, but it isn't.

It is just "stop posting what I don't like".
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>>13674288
So what's the story with this. She visits Earth and is scared of humans?
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>>13674282
>30 seconds.
>In slow motion.

So...would it actually be a minute?
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>>13674307
More like CT PiE! Amirite?!
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>>13674202
>>13674240
but

But horses dont talk! Dont your Remdeber the begining of Best Night Ever?
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>>13674275

I want to meet another soul in real life who has fapped to the Scaterpillar in a confused haze after his normal fetishes couldn't get him off and then went to bed right after because he was so disgusted.

or maybe I don't
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>>13674330

Its a pony clothes propaganda piece

Its insidious really
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>>13674308
Pone should wear caps more often
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>>13674340
That's horrible. Worse than Scrubbles.
Kill yourself
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>>13674316
>went to 2 different restaurants
fatass
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>>13674348
those were mutant rats
they don't count
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>>13674329
>I'd understand if off-topic were against the rules

It kind of is. That's why each board has their own topics and shit.
I know for a fact I'd get banned if I started posting my favorite comic here because it's not related to horses.
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>>13674317

>read horses

Don't care. I want a FiM pony butt producing a long soft toot.
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>>13674330
>goes to earth
>scared of humans
>likes human clothes
>???
>cuteness somehow.
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>>13674362
COVER YOUR MARE BITS YOU DAMNED HUSSY
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>>13674329
It has nothing to do with what I like, Prequelanon, and the fact it's not goddamn ponies.
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>>13674356
I've never fapped to scat
But that caterpillar is pretty unf
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>>13674337

Yes AJ. It would be one of your solid minute farts.
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>>13674370

There's a difference between dumping a comic and mentioning a webcomic.

>>13674378
what don't you understand about off-topic not being banned?
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>>13674316
slow down wideload, there is no need to rush an obesity related death at the age of 40
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>>13674378
>arguing with shitposters
just report and ignore it
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>>13674328
>we will never get an episode done in various art styles

I have always loved episodes like this. Almost all of my favorite cartoons and comics have had episodes/issues like that. It pains my heart knowing that FiM will never do one.
I doubt the comic will have an issue like that either.
>an issue where a different style is used every page or panel.
That would be awesome.
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>>13674367
Tough crowd.
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>>13674376
It is kinda cute though.

There's just something about those little ponies being afraid of us that's adorable.
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>>13674390
>what don't you understand about off-topic not being banned?
Actually seeing the bans page for the last day I think it is banable
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>>13674399
>MLPG
>Ignoring things they don't like
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>>13674288
Where is this pony from? Someone's OC?
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>>13674420
It's unlikely, but it's cute.
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How do Applebloom's friends handle the ghosts that dwell on the farm? Presumably Applebloom and Applejack are both used to them, take them in stride, but they can be awful unsettling to the unaware. None of them are outright hostile, but they'll let you know they're there. The hostile ones were banished years ago, the portal to the netherworld closed.
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>>13674407
If a crowd is tough, maybe its because they are all jerky!
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>>13674368
>>13674398
I got 1 burrito and a smoothy from McDonalds. How does that make me a fatass? The mexican place doesn't have smoothies.
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>>13674377
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>>13674441
>unlikely
Nigga they were afraid of a damn Zebra.
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>>13674431

its from a fanfic and she also seems to double as the PiE thread mascot
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>>13674461
don't listen to them, they're just misinformed fatties that don't understand moderation
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>>13674403
We had A Friend in Deed that featured felt animation but I'd love to see an episode with different animation styles kinda like that KND episode
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>>13674445
Scootaloo pretends to be brave, but is spooked to hell

Sweetie ranges from delight to terror
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>>13674465
And blase about a minotaur and a griffon.
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>>13674337
>>13674386
Depends on the framerate and how long the initial recording was, actually. A 30 second fart recorded at 1000 frames per second is somewhere around 16 minutes of video when played back at 30 frames per second.

>you will never spend half an hour watching high-speed video of AJ's anus mid-fart
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I want to circlejerk with anon
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>>13674479
the lesson is horses arent xenophobic theyre just very very racist
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What's the dirtiest joke Rarity knows?
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>>13674462
Well. She does look like a whore...
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>>13674469
> KND episode

That's and Chew were exactly what I was thinking of when I posted that.
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>>13674493
I want to erp fetish things with anon but I'm always too awkward or tired or have other things I should be doing instead
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>>13674479
>Minotaur wants to do a rally.
>Sure you can do it.
>In the middle of my hedge maze!
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>>13674466
got a link to what fanfic? That's a cute OC.
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>>13674517
I want to ERP but I don't know how.
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>>13674516
holy shit is that Roseluck?
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>>13674403
I'd still really love to see an episode where each of the mane 6 tell the same story, but from their own wildly different perspective and in each flash back its in a different style.

To Flutterhsy, everyone seems to be yelling and towering over her. To Twilight, everyone is dumb and picking their noses. Rainbow Dash see's everyone else in painfully slow motion. etc etc
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>>13674532

you write sex things

it's easy
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>>13674520
>implying a maze isn't a minotaur's natural habitat and he didn't request it special
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>>13674468
how can you call it moderation when you know nothing about the food?

we need to see pictures of it or give the nutrition information before we can judge.
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>>13674517
What kind of fetishes are you interested in, Anon?
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>>13674520
when the heck did Ponyville even get a hedge maze
I bet he made it himself
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>>13674509
your ensemble at last nights fondue party, how gaudy
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>>13674532
You'd think it wouldn't be so hard
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>>13674528

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/112663/pillow-case
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>>13674536
No, silly, it's an Apple pon.
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>>13674559

you've just proved you don't understand moderation
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>>13674536
It's apple bumpkin
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>>13674532
>I'm a cute pony
>touch my butt
>look at me in the eyes when you touch my butt
>tell me I'm pretty
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>>13674536

Apple Bumpkin
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>>13674553
Teach me pls
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>>13674445
>the Blue Mare, a strange blue blob that projects a feminine energy, most commonly seen on the porch of the farmhouse
>the Scream, a wandering entity that, true to name, sneaks up on ponies, jumps in front of them, and screams for a moment before vanishing
>the Family Dog, a strange creature who crawls up to the foot of a bed, pads around and scratches for a while, before crawling under the covers and sleeping next to whoever is in the bed
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>>13674584
>look at me in the eyes when you touch my butt


Whoa, this sounds like we need to do some acrobatics here
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>>13674510
there's nothing wrong with looking like a whore
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>>13674584
>anon will never touch your ponybutt
>you will never be pretty
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>>13674562
It was the one in Canterlot.
Remember the one Discord sent the ponies in.
He had to put it back.
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>>13674595

>partner writes actions
>imagine yourself in the scenario
>describe what you'd do, what you would feel, see, and smell
>make a lead for your partner to pick up
>post

and most importantly: practice
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>>13674611
did looking like a whore get Applejack that cheek nipple
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>>13674611

oh god, you're still here? Your tired joke sex comics got old 2 years ago.
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Would you still love pony even if she wore a saddle out in public?
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>>13674621
I don't think that's accurate, but it's been a while since I've watched that episode
I'm pretty sure they don't go all the way to Canterlot for the seminar
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>>13674584
unf I came

I really do need to learn though, I missed a great opportunity to see a guy blow two weeks of cum in a hotglue video because he wanted to ERP first and I couldn't bring myself to do it because I knew Id disappoint
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>>13674652
Anonymous, why are you still here?
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>>13674560
Variety is the spice of life
Although inflation and/or hyper are usually the default when nothing else is particularly attractive
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>>13674624

oh, and taste and hear I guess
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>>13674532
It's easy, anon. You just come up with a scene and say what you do. Then when your partner replies, you say what you do again.

And what you do is typically erotic.
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>>13674611
>"Yeah, well, I dare YOU to suck my cock for money."
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>>13674576
if its one of those 1,200 calorie chipotle burritos with a 600 calorie smoothie drink. how is that moderation?

also saine constantly posts about eating fast food. while getting no regular excise.


you sound like a fatty in denial
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>>13674598
>Sleeping in bed.
>Night terror shocks me awake.
>Feel cat jump on bed and walk beside me.
>Reach out and pet it, feel its fur.
>Hear and feel it jump off the bed.
>Start to go back to sleep.
>Realize I have my door closed, so my cat can't come in.
>Can't sleep any more.
Biggest "Nope" moment of my fucking life.
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>>13674652
Oh god you're still here? Your incessant whining over things you don't like got old months ago.
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>>13674692
Neat.
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>>13674678
>...how much money?
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>>13674682

>how is that moderation?

moderation would be not eating that shit every day, dumbass. Do you understand moderation now?

>fatty in denial
nope
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>>13674697
>>13674669

I'm Anonymous for a reason. I'm not some attention whoring tripfag who passively aggressively attacks his critics under the guise of anonymity.
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I want to visit Applejack's kissing booth.
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>>13674662

You are correct, Iron Will's hedge maze is located on the road outside of ponyville and is much smaller than the Canterlot one
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>>13674705
How much money do you think you're favorite pony would cave in for snuggling nonsexually?

I think Pinkie would do it for free
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>>13674711
Bullshit, I know for a fact that Anon is one of the biggest attention whore on this SITE!
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>>13674711

MLPG is going to keep replying to you

you've already won
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>>13674706
i dont think you understand what that word means
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>>13674670
is there anything that's just plain off limits?
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>>13674705
5 bits
5 extra bits if i enjoy it a ot
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>>13674711
Oh good. Me neither.
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>>13674678
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>>13674719
What kind of maze is that?

>go in
>turn left
>fucking done
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>>13674719
Its more of a corn maze
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>>13674718
I want Applejack's kissing booth to have the option for ponut kisses
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>>13674739
ponies are easily confused and he didn't want to scare off paying customers
it looks like you have to take a secret path to get to the rest of the maze
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>>13674739

Well it WAS designed by the ponyville ponies
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>>13674738
that is great
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>>13674733

mod·er·a·tion
ˌmädəˈrāSHən
noun
1.
the avoidance of excess or extremes, esp. in one's behavior or political opinions.

it would appear that you need to learn what it means, anon.
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>>13674741
>Corn maze.
Oh fuck it is.

You think the Apples make it?
Like, getting ready for fall activities?
Look at the trees.
Fall colors.
Nightmare Night Corn Maze?
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>>13674692
>start to go to bed
>hear "White Rabbit" coming from living room
>figure it's just a speaker left on or something
>not coming from any side or corner, just a general pervading noise
>dogs can hear it too
>completely alone in the house
>it starts getting louder
>dogs start whining, trying to get out of the house
>keeps getting louder, until i have to yell to hear myself over it
>suddenly, it ends
>two seconds later, hear a male voice in my ear say "yeah."
>neighbors next morning wonder why me and dogs were making such a fuss, but they couldn't hear the music


only paranormal experience i've ever had, but fuck i don't want to have another one.
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>>13674722

Trixie wouldn't let you snuggle for all the bits in Canterlot. You'd have to be doing something for her the whole time.
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>>13674739

that's true for all mazes
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>>13674719
Ponyville's hedge maze... is actually a maize maze. dammit.
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>>13674782
oh boy oh boy
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>>13674783
usually it takes more than a single turn
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>>13674782
YES
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>>13674764
eating 2,000 calories in one meal for an average person is extreme you idiot
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>>13674782
THERE BETTER BE MOUSYSEX
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>>13674782
YOU FUCKING BASTARD
HURRY UP
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>>13674734
So far I haven't ever been able to enjoy scat/farts etc, or body odor.

But I didn't like watersports a few years ago, so who knows what the future holds?

Or, and gore that isn't inherently sexual is hard to enjoy
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>>13674739
>Ponies still get lost for hours inside.
>Even with the help of Pegasi.

>"Go left!"
>"No, the other left!"
>"Guh, no, now you have to go back..."
>Pegasus gets frustrated and just lands to guide pony out.
>Eventually she gets lots too.
>This is not an uncommon thing.
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>>13674793

extreme would be doing it every day, you retard
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Apfelschorle
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>>13674800
>Eventually Iron Will gives up and has guide ropes installed
>the goats eat them
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>>13674682
I don't constantly post about eating fast food. This is the first time I've ever brought it up if I recall.

I usually eat pretty well honestly. I don't work out much anymore because I'm so busy but I'm pretty skinny either way.
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>>13674782
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>>13674815
so is my masturbation extreme?
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>>13674799
You sound a lot like me, anon
Down to the recent acceptance of watersports
Do you only like LIGHT watersports?
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>>13674718
>>13674743
>Applejack isnt doing much business, so she caves in and opens up a kissing booth
>VERY reluctantly
>"What are you doing here, Rainbow?"
>"snrk, just wanted to see what your going rate is nowerdays, Applejack! Ahahahah!"
>"Very funny Dash. But uless you're buying move on. You're holding up the line."
>All thats behind her is a tumbleweed
>Dash drops a big bag of bits on the table, making Applejack raise an eyebrow
>"Here, I'll help you along. I'll give you all this."
>"Why, thanks a ton Rainbow Dash!"
>"....to kiss my butt!"
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>>13674830
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>>13674728

You seem to think I'm some "troll" doing this for attention. Truth is, I just can't stand Weaver. There's a reason he was run out of every community he's joined.

I've tried helping him. But he doesn't help himself. He's in the same situation he was 5 years ago. And 5 years before that. Jobless bum doodling stupid drawings that mean nothing. He has the potential to be a real artist, with a respectable job, and real prospects. He's going absolutely nowhere, and he knows it. Just another failure at life mooching off of others because he's too scared and too lazy to move out of his comfort zone and take risks.

Dude, I'm probably the biggest Weaver fan there is. It's all because I'm utterly disappointed with him I guess. What he is right now sickens me.
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>>13674834
No it's radical
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>>13674829
to end this debate you need to post a picture with shirt off.
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>>13674800
Some say there is a 5th yet undiscovered race of pony, long trapped inside the maze, building their own civilization
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>>13674836
I guess?
What counts as "heavy" watersports?
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>>13674844
>the kick on Shining Armor's guns

HOW THE FUCK DID THE ANIMATOR THINK THAT LOOKED GOOD?
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>>13674765
There's two corn mazes the Apples have set up.

One's for the kids.

The other one only opens once the sun sets. The Nightmare Night maze.

They have other stuff, too. It's an entire harvest festival, for about two solid weeks. Magic, a psychic, stories, the whole lot of it. But that Nightmare Night maze is one of the biggest draws.
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>>13674830
>box's face when
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Pony wants to push it to the limit.
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>>13674766

>home alone
>used to random bangs and stuff from my drafty house
>but I hear heavy footsteps
>regularly spaced stomping footsteps
>my cat is in my room
>grab Springfield XD9
>Chamber a round
>Clear hallway
>Clear bathroom
>Slice dat pie around the corner
>Nothing
>Check closets, behind shower curtains, under beds
>Absolutely nothing
>Hear random whispers for the rest of the day

only real NOPE experience
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>>13674866
piss drinking and non-consensual/humiliation based watersports
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>all these bitches don't know how to get through a maze

just keep your hand on the right wall and follow it
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>>13674849
Oh, I remember you now.
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>>13674859
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>>13674799

I hope you enjoy body odor some day, anon.

people who enjoy it are far and few between, so it hardly gets content besides terrible stink line edits.
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>>13674839
It's fucked up.
The house isn't even haunted!
Seems like every place I go, shit follows me.

I am starting to regret buying those statues in Mexico...
But that shit is /x/ level nonsense.
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>>13673733
Cadence used to do that dance with her little sister...she used babysitting Twily to find someone to take her place after she'd drowned when she was ice-skating...
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>>13674849
Shit, you share a lot of the same views I do. I really do enjoy his art though, even if he won't do anything worthwhile with it so I don't bother him.
I get where you're coming from, but you really should stop churning MLPG into a frenzy over it.
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>>13674895
>Oh, I remember you now.

The hell you talking about?
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>>13674893
>right wall
not required. pick one wall and follow it, left or right, and you'll get out eventually.
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>>13674859
This is the most intense mini quest I've ever seen
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>>13674898
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>>13674927
He should do it in the sub!
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>>13674938
>>13674898
The fuck is that in her hand?
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>>13674923
>sister
She's an orphan mang
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>>13674912
Don't fuck with Mexican spirituality, man. They actually know what they're doing. All these California hippie witches are just playing at it, but the Mexicans fucking know how to do spooky fucking shit.
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>>13674938
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>>13674960
A badly drawn gun
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>>13674882
Come on pony fhqwhgads!
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>>13674960
what hand?
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>>13674960

Looks like that vibrating thing from Iron Man
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>>13674962
so was her sister
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>>13674966
WHATS IN THE BOX YOU PINK NERD
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>>13674966
GO ON WITH IT
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>>13674892
>non-consensual/humiliation based watersports
That can be fun
Piss drinking on its own though doesn't sound that arousing, but depending on the situation it could probably be a sort of intensifier.
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>>13674964
Hawaiians too
That taking sand from the beach as a souvenir shit is real, man.
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>>13674964
Don't fucking tell me this shit now, man!
Fuck! Two of those stone carvings in my room, Christ.
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>>13674981
YES GET ON WITH IT
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>>13675001
GET ON WITH IT!
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>>13674998
If they're just ancestor-relics, you're fine. Spooky, maybe, but they won't go for you specifically. If they're ancient, you may be in trouble. If you don't know what they are, get them checked.
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If Pinkie Pie was human and real, I would very awkwardly ask her out but probably chicken out at the last second
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>>13675001
YEAH GET ON WITH IT
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>>13674984
I just have a really bad dislike for humiliation and NC stuff I guess.
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>>13674863
I've been told not to post pictures of myself on 4chan.
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>>13675037
She'd probably agree to go on a date with you and be really flirty because that's just how she is, but she would always see you two as friends.
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>>13675013
>aj with largest boobs
>rarity with lesbian hair

into the trash it goes
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>>13675030
Oh stop being morons
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>>13675040
GET ON WITH IT
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>>13675061
AJ having the largest bust makes sense
Big tis and wide hips, yo.

>Lesbian hair
What?
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>>13675051
I'll do it if you do

we can imgur it and everything
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>>13675048
What's that Dash?

Fluttersy trapped in the well again?
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>>13675037

>chicken out at the last second

you know she'd just force the issue, right? make you tell her exactly what you wanted to say. and then she'd say yes.
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>>13675051
who told you that? they were pretty much calling you ugly.
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I bet AJ has the biggest Apples
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>>13675063
*tips fedora*

you tell them, fellow anon.
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>browsing mlp draw thread
>some guys has a coloring request
>some trip says he'll do it
>a few minutes and 1 ms paintbucket session later he posts it
>white bits still everywhere
>requester thanks him
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>>13675050
NC stands for non-consensual, right?
I've seen it around a ton, but never actually with a definition, so I'm just assuming from context.
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>>13675085
I know

Pinkie has no sense of shyness or tact. Thats part of why I like her so much
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I'm a loooosah, and I'm not what I appear to be
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>>13675098
That doesn't look like howling.
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>>13675098
THREE APPLE MOON
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>>13675087
He's so dreamy
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>>13675098
That's a great picture
But it looks more like moaning
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>>13675030
R-remember that guy who was talking about sand from Hawaii...I was checking a rock collection I inherited...I found a vial
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>>13675101
Yeah, non-consensual.
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>>13675098
Fin fact: there actually is a moon in this

Ablppleblooms butt!
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>>13675095
What you expect someone to make fun of someone that even does a half assed effort? "Hey thanks for spending time on this but it's shit fuck off?"
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>>13675110
You don't look like a howling

Wait
L-let me try that again
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>>13675063
>not getting it

You will. Everyone does sooner or later. That's the way it works. The knock on the door never comes until you lock it up tight.
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>>13675116
I want to fuck his virgin asshole bloody
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>>13675132
>What you expect someone to make fun of someone that even does a half assed effort?

Well, we are in MLPG, if that happened that is exactly what would have been said.
>"Hey, that is shit, try harder or don't fucking try."
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>>13675116
>indoor baseball hat worn at an inappropriate angle
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>>13675132
Na
Well actually maybe, the dialogue in those threads are pretty terrible I just go for the pictures.
I just thought it was funny that some one colored something using the paintbucket tool and got thanked and that was it but I guess we all start somewhere.
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>>13675121

You should be good if you haven't been getting loads of terrible, terrible bad luck already.

Most of the bad luck around Hawaii beaches is really in the lava rocks anyway.
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>>13675160
Damn Xieril, Why are you so hot?
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>>13675085
>"C'mon, tell me! I'll treat you to dinner if you tell me! And take you to that movie you wanted to see! And and and then you can come over to my place! And we can just hang out or do fun stuff together, like baking a cake, or cuddling on the couch, or helping me organize my wardrobe, and you could even sleep over and we could share a bed and sleep in and wake up late and make breakfast for each other and stuff!"
>"Just please please please pleeeeease tell me what you were going to ask me!"
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>>13675149
>virgin

keep dreaming nerd
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>>13675122
Good. That's one of those things that makes you worry about looking retarded

But yeah, I generally quite like it
I have even less of an idea how to go about ERPing it that than most things though
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>>13675176
That's Eddie Murphy
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>>13675176
Damn Saine, why are you so suitable for laying eggs in?
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>>13675116
>>13675087
I feel so bad for xieril but this is hilarious to the point of physical pain
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>>13675104
>you go to a movie
>she looks over at you half-way through
>"Hey. This movie kinda..."
>>"Yeah. It is."
>"Wanna fool around?"
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>>13675167
I hope the box is okay
Pinkie too
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>>13675154
Which is why our horse is very, very dead, and all our contributors hat us.
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>>13675193
>in

wat
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>>13675193
Chrysalis anon Pls,

Pls lay eggs in me
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>>13675037
If she was human she wouldn't be Pinkie Pie.
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>>13675184
He said asshole
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>>13675196
>"O-oh ok!"
>"Shsssh!"
>"Ok."
>The two of you atart fooling around
>with silly string
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>>13675168
Well it is labeled 'lava sand'

Looks black with white flecks all in it.
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>>13675121
If it's blood, you have a problem, and even then, it's not a huge one. Otherwise, you're fine.
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>>13675188
I just imagined trying to ERP rape someone out of nowhere
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>>13675176
>you will never be good enough for Saine
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>>13675222
Are they going to make out now too? These ponies sure do love to make out with things.
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>baba yaga pony

qtp314
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>>13675229

hm

any terrible misfortune?
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>>13675225
>The attendant comes walks in to a movie theater full of silly string peppered with popcorn
>It's kind of pretty actually
>He still kicks your ass out to the curb
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>>13675222
>Dash I....I...

>I thought you were a potato
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>>13675234
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>>13675251
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>>13675234
I love people for their hearts, not there looks
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>>13675215
WAIT XIERIL BEFORE YOU GO

You're a cutie
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>>13675252
Fuck you Roogles. You could totally fuck him if you wanted.
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>>13675247
Well, I DO work retail!

Most of the shit I own ends up breaking at some point. That usually gets fixed with the magic of glue or money.
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>>13675222
>all this fucking decompression
would make Warren Ellis proud
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>>13675225
>sitting in the back
>annoying everyone with your giggling and strange noises
>"Oh man, this stuff is impossible to get out of hair!"
>The manager finds you huddled sheepishly in front of the empty can, green foam lines crisscrossing your bodies
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>>13675250
>Anon face down in the gutter
>"I beleive I had a hat!"
>They toss out Pinkie Pie
>Stick her on your head
>"Thank you!"
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>>13675268
Implying I'd let that dweeb top me.
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>>13675277

Then I'd say you're good.

The misfortune that happens to people that take lava rocks from the beach is usually catastrophic.
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>>13675285
would you let me top you, saine-san~?
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>>13675149
>tfw xieril is one of the best looking dashfags around
>tfw wouldn't stand a chance against him if rainbow dash was real
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>>13675285
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>>13675266
I'm skinny and black.
You would not love me.
Please don't toy with my heart, Saine.
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>>13675244
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>>13675300
Awesome.
Now I can play with it!
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>>13675266
>there
Or their grammar for that matter.
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>>13675222
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>people not seeing ERP rape
Have you never played SS13?
Or HellMOO?
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>>13675308
>black people on 4chan
I thought it was a myth
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>>13675336
I don't see this ending well
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>>13675336
Aww yes. Double team that box.
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>>13675301
Maybe~

>>13675333
Yeah, not sure what happened there.
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>>13675318
>Frau Totenpferd
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anyone know what happened to braeburned? rumor is his parents found out he was gay so they kicked him out of the house and stopped paying for his school.
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>>13675343
>Or HellMOO
>first thing I think of is hell bovines from d2

Man I miss that game
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>>13675365
>found out he was gay
Man, what were the signs?
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>>13675346
Black people do everything cool. I constantly see black people in the anime section of my local DVD store.
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>>13675087
>>13675116
>>13675149

>Tex pics will never leak.
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>>13675320
No. Just because you got away with having it doesn't mean anything. Respect is just as important. Even more, maybe. You treat objects with power like they're toys, and sooner or later something's going to bite you.
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>>13675372
>tfw coming back to D2 to participate in a custom ladder server
>know buttfuck nothing
>go on to replay the whole game
>ladder is gone now
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>>13675343
No, but I've heard that there are specific rules against nonconsensual erp on SS13
That's hilarious
It kinda makes sense when you can tie them to a chair and take off all their clothes though
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>>13675365
I thought that kind of thing only happened on TV.
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>>13675403
>Stay a while and listen!
>>
Human ponies
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>>13675379
All of my white friends tell me black nerds make the best friends.
And no one will ever fuck with them because they hang out with a black guy.
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>>13675405
tgstation =/= SS13.
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>>13675397
>pics get leaked
>he is actually Kenichi Smith
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>>13675397
we saw a picture of tex's hand once. the nails were dirty and untrimmed and it was the hand of a pale pasty obese man.
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>>13675336
It's a trap don't fall for it Rainbow Dash!
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>>13675400
I was joking.
I almost opened the fucking thing and part of my head went 'Oh yes, kick the hornets nest, idiot.'
Back into the closet it goes!
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>>13675421
You must live in the backwateriest of backwater towns.
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>>13675379
>tfw know qt black girl who loves mecha more than life itself

GOOD GUYS STILL WEAR BLACK
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>>13675397
Good.
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>>13675441
NO
OPEN IT NOW
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You're not praising the sun hard enough
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>>13675428
>we saw a picture of tex's hand once. the nails were dirty and untrimmed and it was the hand of a pale pasty obese man.

When in the hell was this?!
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>>13675425
vg and presumably the SA servers too, as long as they allow erp at all

Although yeah, I didn't mean that it was a mechanic or something
And I might still be wrong anyway, because all I know about the game comes from skimming a thread or two and the wiki
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>>13675441
SCC?
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What dose sentenal look like?
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>>13675403
there is always diablo 3

I'm so sorry
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>>13675459
Yeah you know me.
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What if I took a picture of myself but left my shirt on.
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>>13675462
Probably a big neerrrrddd.
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ROSE why wont you sell me your panties for $50.

it is a good deal.
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>>13675365
what a silly rumor
he's just busy with coursework
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>>13675466
No, there isn't.
There never was a Diablo 3 and never will be. Blizzard said so.
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>>13675428

>anon making things up
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>>13675462
Nathan, Sentenal, Ross, and NBS are all the same person.
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>>13675365
I thought his mom made dick cupcakes, and that they knew already.
Guy's not exactly secretive.
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>>13675471
that wasn't part of the deal
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>>13675476
Why did you post Leth?
>>
Anon why won't you sell me your ponies
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>>13675456
the valentines picture. there was also a ton of trash and food wrappers around his desk in the background
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>>13675466
>diablo 3

Blizzard broke my heart man...
>You will never stay a while and listen anymore.
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>>13675478
let me know if you finally talk her into it, anon.

maybe you could bribe her with art supplies.
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>>13675365
No no, they already knew he was gay. What happened was they found out he was super gay. I heard when it happened they took away his cape.
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>>13675497
One day, Anon, you'll learn the value of a pony.
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>>13675495
no, this is leth
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Time for humanized ponies
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>>13675499
they just killed him off. just like that

also the new expansion will not fix the game because the game's core design is flawed
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>>13675520
Weird!
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>>13675520
No, that is beyond all disgusting.
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>>13675522
I see some panties in that picture, lets roll with that instead
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>>13675520
Those are the most specifically tailored shorts
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>>13675498
>the valentines picture. there was also a ton of trash and food wrappers around his desk in the background

Now I know you're making stuff up.

I don't even remember any valentines pictures.
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>>13675528
He wasn't even killed off in a cool way!

AND THEY TOOK OUT THE PETS THAT COLLECTED MONEY FOR ME!
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>>13675522
>You will never spend all day with Twilight reading books without pants together

I honestly think I should just kill myself
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>>13675515
I still can never see the upside down woman in her design
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>>13673814
I don't know but it's still my screensaver.
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>>13675520

>don't draw disgusting fatceps
>draw disgusting fat calves

way to fail at making a fat girl sexy
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>>13675542
Like at all?
Mlpg has done a collage 2 years running now
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>>13675542
There have been valentine pictures Anon...
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>>13675552
>Like at all?
>Mlpg has done a collage 2 years running now

Link?
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>>13675587
I don't have the 2012 one
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>>13675597
>tfw kept putting off making one for the 2012 one until it was too late
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>>13675597

>numbered pics

There a corresponding list for that?

Who waifued Ross? xD
>>
Sweetie shined her flashlight across the darkened room. The light brushed against nothing but bare wall, a small circle of illumination cutting through the inky black.

A shadow cut across the light.

The scream died in her throat. She pulled the covers over her head, curling up into a ball, holding the flashlight tight. She knew one thing when it came to monsters, the one thing every colt and filly knew: they couldn't get you when you were under the covers. Expose even a single hoof, a single hair, and you were a goner, but Sweetie intended to live. The beam roamed across her dark room, illuminating everything beyond her little cloth cocoon. She couldn't see movement.

The next thing she felt was the covers being torn off of her. The scream that she had swallowed a few minutes ago tore its way out of her throat.
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>>13675597
>#42

Every time
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>>13675597
>Lyra plushie
>>
>Sleep with Pinkie Pie nonsexually
>She snuggles close to you
>Lays her heat against your chest
>She loves you and all is right in the world
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>>13674849
>biggest weaver fan
you didn't dream of being bros with him, nigga.
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>>13675441
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>>13675647
>Dreamed about being dead.
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>>13675622
spooky text will always be a guilty pleasure of mine
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>>13675615
>that feel
>monitor died right before the 2013 one
>had to put in a shitty hard to see picture of my shitty laptop
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>>13675441
JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND
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>>13675545

>a rainy, cold, windy day
>spend the day curled up in bed, covers up to the waist, reading books and watching X-Files, your bare legs intertwining
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>>13675646
>all is right in the world
For one, Twilight isn't dead, so that clearly cannot be true.
>>
>EG Pinkie Pie builds a pair of robotic fondling arms for the science fair.
>Has Fluttershy demonstrate their usage.
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>>13675672
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>>13675655
>Sugar cube corner
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
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>>13675647
Also "I'm his biggest fan, that's why I shit on him and despise him and constantly start shit because I don't think he's living up to his potential" is a pretty dumbass thing to say.
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>>13675680
>"I um... Once caught a fish this big."
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>>13675671
Thats more of a Twilight feeling
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>>13675646
>In the middle of the night her hoof accidentally makes its way down to your crotch
>you try and move it but she's passed out and it won't budge
>you let out a sigh and laugh to yourself and just try to fall asleep
>a small hint of a smile curls at the edge of Pinkie's lips
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>>13675622
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>reading snopes
>Tomb of the Unknown guards kept their step during fucking Hurricane Isabel
>200 mph winds and they kept guard

holy shit
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>>13675710
It's ABOUT Twilight you numpty
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>>13675646
that feel
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>>13675646

>lays her heat against your chest

heh

heh heh
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>>13675403
wait did i miss d2 talk
TALKA BOUT D2
SKELLYMANCER BEST CLASS
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>>13675646
>not rolling her PJs down and hot-dogging her exposed mare liips
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>>13675703
>raucous applause throughout the gymnasium
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>>13675655
I hope Dash is better at opening boxes than she is at jars
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>>13675765
lewd
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>>13675712
This has aroused me in a way I didn't think possible any more
>>
which personhorse would you go for a walk in the rain and take a nice, hot shower together with?
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>>13675646
i slept with a girl nonsexualy the other day and thought of pony
college is fun
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>>13675655
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>>13675765
You mean her giant futa mare cock?
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>>13675773
manicpaint pls... i know you didn't finish it
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>>13675791
this one
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>>13675797
>sarcasm
So she's not going to open the box?
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>>13675697
Indeed nigga. Even though I'd like it if he said anything when I told him I like his drawings.
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WHAT ABOUT THIS IS SPAM, MOOT?
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>>13675795
Good for you mewball.
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>>13675791
Pinkie Pie

I'm sad to say I have fallen in love with a fictional character
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>>13675765
>fall asleep next to Pinkie after a tiring day of parties and baking cakes nonsexually
>in the middle of the night something brings you out of slumber
>Pinkie ended up backwards on your chest, her tail starting to get in your mouth
>her hips are shifting in her sleep, a veritable torrent of almost scalding liquids soaking your chest
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>>13675797
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>>13675795
Did she smell nice?
Did you have an erection the whole time?
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>>13675770
Whoa man, whoa
If she didn't say "fool around with me while I'm under," no go
If she did, fucking motorboat that shit
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>>13675850
GO OPEN THAT BOX YOU BLUE RAINBOW CUNT
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>>13675837

>feels kinda nice
>go back to sleep
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>>13675861
remind me of what happened in that episode?
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>>13675861
Now it goes through

>>13675704
That broken gif hit me right in the autism >>13675861
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>>13675861

I'm keeping my terribly looped one out of spite
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>>13675837
YOU MEAN THAT PINK HORSE IS RUBBING HER SLIT ON ME

DAMMIT PINK HORSE
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You can sleep with a pony nonsexually

But you have to wear a pillow case and pretend to be a pillow
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>>13675866
>fool around with me while I'm under
>implying any girl would say that
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>>13675833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM
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>>13675767
>tfw last /d2g/ was in July
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>>13675903
Does it cover my head too?
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>>13675546

Trying to find a pic of in-game Glados to compare pic related to.. not finding one in a similar pose
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>>13675904
They have and do.
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>>13675897
How does synchronized anal work?
And now that I think about it, I totally agree that luna would be champion gape
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>>13675850
Throw the box at her Pinkie
That'll teach her
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>>13675897
>no "Princess Impregnation" golden trophy
0/10
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>>13675917
There's always /vr/ mate. I had a 100+ post thread there once.
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>>13675918
there are holes for your head and limbs

Its mostly a torso thing
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>>13675949
Well that's not so bad.
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>>13675947
Diablo 2 does not belong on /vr/. Ever.
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I have a really comfy chair
I wonder if pony could sit in it like we do or if they would have to just sit on their haunches in the chair
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>>13675933
But you'd wake her up!
You have no proof that happened!
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>>13675944
>not gold, silver, bronze and all the consolation prizes
Its a loophole in the rules you exploit by unbirthing all the other contestants
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>>13675850
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>>13675964
... Oh fuck yourself mate, for 6 months. 6 months. The release date was way before 2000!
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>>13675968
You mean proof that you started fooling around while she was still asleep?

I'm pretty sure my dick slipping inside of her just as her eyes flutter open is proof enough.
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>>13675981
OH SHIT
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>>13675981
DASH
WAKE
DASH
DASH
SHE'S GONNA MURDER YOU
DASH WAKE UP
SHE'S BEHIND YOU
WAKE UP
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>>13675994
You can't have had sex,mate. you're in mlpg.
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1-5 Video games
6-9 Draw
0- Mlpg choice
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Spooky shit and monsters are going to start coming more and more frequently the closer we get. It's the summer equinox today. Make sure you take precautions against the monsters as the barriers between worlds start to get thinner.
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>>13675981
Goodbye Dash
I always loved you
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>>13675993
Not him, but google says release date was July of 2000
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>>13676015
Play Sleeping Dogs.
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>>13676016
I think being spooked is fun.
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>>13676025
Yes, but you have to count the beta. Every game in /vr/ has to count the beta.
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>>13675993
Earliest release date: June 29 2000
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>>13676034
I'm gonna play Saints row IV with Roogna
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>>13676016
>as the barriers between worlds start to get thinner
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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>>13676007

SHE'S GONNA MURDER YOU

I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH
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>>13676016
There's no such thing as a summer equinox, it was the autumnal equinox.
the Summer solstice happened a long time ago.
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>>13676014
This isn't 2005 any more, we aren't 14, and - interestingly enough - most of us have probably lost our virginities between 15 and 19 with a peak average of 17.

This is not the lame kid's hangout any more, Anon. Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.

I know you're mostly joking but bears repeating
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>>13676016
>summer equinox
>not the safest day
nigga don't throw that shit at me the only bad day is the winter solstice.
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>>13676016
>Summer equinox.
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>>13676053
fuck, draw backgrounds first people.
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>>13676067
I think it's more of a healthy mix of all types
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>Sweetie Belle becomes the mighty stegosaurus
>Tramples Diamond Tiara to death
>The announcer declares that this first degree murder
>The CMC win the studio contract by technicality
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>>13676071
Nah, the only bad days are unsafe weeks
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>>13676067
>This isn't 2005 any more, we aren't 14, and - interestingly enough - most of us have probably lost our virginities between 15 and 19 with a peak average of 17.

>peak average of 17

YOU LIE
YOU FUCKING LIE
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE
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>>13676016
this is why I laugh at /x/philes
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>>13675897
Luna was so cute in these past couple issues.
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>>13676083
> healthy mix
I don't know from healthy ...
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>>13676044
Is that true? I've never heard that.
Did a mod say so or something?
I hope it is allowed, personally, because I just started playing it on a friend's recommendation. I spend a lot of time just fucking with my inventorynspace, though
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>>13676067
>Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.
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Pony dares you to say Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times in her dark bathroom
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>>13676071
>Winter solstice
>The day when our glorious god Ra defeats that faggot snake and frees himself thus slowly returning to his full power and making days longer
>bad day

NIGGA YOU SOME SORT OF SET WORSHIPER?
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>>13676053
I'm thinking you're playing with forces you can't control. I'm thinking you're going to let something in. I'm thinking you're welcome to try, but I'm thinking you're going to regret it.
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handjobs are fun
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WHERE ARE THE VIRGINS
GIVE ME THE VIRGINS
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>>13676092
Trying to find the citation, but that's the US average.
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>>13676092
>>13676108
MLPG is gay as fuck.
Gay people have lots of sex.
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>>13676016

Got my 9mm right here.

Don't think I'll come face to face with something that 16 rounds of 9mm won't kill, but we'll see.
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>>13676092
80% of males lose their virginities before they turn 19

You're not that uncommon
You're still pathetic though
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>>13676092
20 here
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>>13676092
I haven't lost mine yet
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>>13676113
NO I DON'T WORSHIP SETH OR TRIXIE
I JUST PRAISE Yog Shoggoth
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>>13676125
Are you a unicorn?
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>>13676067
>Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.
Sorry m8, wrong.
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>>13676109
Pony is inviting me into her dark bathroom?
This is womderful.
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>>13676108
> If you're a loser then you haven't had sex
N-no, being a loser is uncoupled with having sex in the past
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>>13676092

Lost mine at 15

sex is overrated
blowjobs aren't, they're incredible
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>>13676134
Gay people can be dysfunctional too
I should know
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>>13676071
None of them are bad days. None of them are unsafe days. Not in and of themselves. It's just that things are more likely to come through. Veils get stretched and walls come down.
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>>13676067
>tfw am now a wizard.
Go meee...
Skirting the stereotype...!
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>>13676154
Its Yog-Sothoth you plebeian
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I bet I'm the oldest virgin here
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>>13676144
>virgins are pathetic
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>>13676144
>80% of males lose their virginities before they turn 19
>tfw 20
I want the suicidal anons back
at least I can feel better than them
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>>13676092
I'm 19
I've had multiple opportunities to lose it to really attractive girls and guys and kept backing out of it

I'm a top tier loser
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>>13676134
Not true
Gay people might be more outgoing and willing to do it with more people, but gay != lots of sex as a rule.
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>>13676183
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin later, Anon. It just seems silly to assume "If you're a dork you must be a SEXLESS dork"
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>>13676092
>>13676149
Would also like to add that I'm 20 almost 21
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>>13676177

I'm gonna play with an Oujia board in the woods with some friends on Halloween

we're gonna get drunk and be irresponsible too, like something out of a slasher movie
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>>13675981
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>>13676201
>20 year old virgin
I'm a 24 year old virgin.
You're welcome to feel better than me, i don't give a fuck.
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>>13676201
At least we'll be free from our suffering when we commit

You're stuck
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>tfw gonna end up a wizard
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>>13676202
Try going after a 6
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>>13676202
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I'm saving myself for a pony.
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>>13676201
Anon, it'll happen when you find someone you trust and maybe even love. It's not a race, it's just a law of averages.

Cheer up, buddy.
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>>13676154
>worshiping Yog-Sothoth
>not worshiping the creative force that propels conscious psyche
>not worshiping myth in its purest form
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>>13676223
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13676223
At fate worse than death
>>
http://strawpoll.me/462825

If these categories seem ill-fitting, let me know. We can let the hem out a little.

I'm curious now.
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>>13676221
>ouija board
>anything but a game
anon this isn't /x/, ghosts don't exist.
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>>13676223
RARITY WAS BOX THE WHOLE TIME?
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>>13676259

This is why we're going in the woods and getting drunk on Halloween

that shit wouldn't go down if any of us believed in ghosts
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>>13676221
Just don't burn it or break it when you're done.
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>>13676257
>no slutty mare trapped in a man's body answer
nope, not voting
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>>13676247
by writing?
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>>13676239
What if they didn't save themselves for you?
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>>13676282
Why would i care?
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>>13676257
I'M GONNA RIG IT
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>>13676274

There's gonna be a fire, why shouldn't I toss it in afterwards?
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>>13676241
>Anon, it'll happen when you find someone you trust and maybe even love
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>>13676275
Anon, this is a survey of sexual activity, not orientation
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>>13676223
What a suprise

Rarity's box stole teh show!
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>>13676272
HEY MT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PATHETIC 20 YEAR OLD VIRGINS
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>>13676272
I wouldn't even stare

I like your type of body much better
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>>13676202
>Only opportunities were the fucked up or the insane.
>One girl said she wanted wanted to, while we were fucking, hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.
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>>13676294
Please don't, this is interesting / important even.

It may be useful to do the poll again during other times of the day to see what the rolling average is
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>>13676257

>oral/petting
>non-penetrative
>sex

No, anon. Sex needs to be penetrative, lest it is third base.
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>>13676313
>>One girl said she wanted wanted to, while we were fucking, hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.
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>>13676092
Lost mine at 22
to a guy
we met here
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>>13676333
Oh my god you lucky sob
I want that to happen to me
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>>13676323
That's not a very healthy way of looking at it, Anon.

http://www.ted.com/talks/al_vernacchio_sex_needs_a_new_metaphor_here_s_one.html
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>>13676299
But Pinkie is the one I love/trust
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>>13676329
No, Anon, that does not expand dong.
Plus she had fucking halitosis or some shit.
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>>13676323
>Implying there aren't lesbians here

>>13676333
UNF
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>>13676313
>hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.

Did her daddy put glass in her vagina?
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>>13676343
FIRST BASE SECOND BASE THIRD BASE PITCH TOUCHDOWN HOMERUN
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT BUB
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>>13676341
anyone specific?
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>>13676333
>we met here
Well NOW I'm curious
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>>13676323
>oral
>not penetrative

I didn't know putting my cock in a mouth wasn't penetrative.
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>>13676353
No, but he was a Trekkie.
Had to bail out of that shit fast.
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>>13676297
You'll feed the energy of whatever spirit you've bound up in the Ouiji board, and release it simultaneously. Fire only purifies and cleanses if it was made with that intent.
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>>13676343

>these suggest a winner and a loser

No it fucking doesn't, that's retarded as shit.

>>13676349
This is a good reason, though.
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>>13676257
>I'm the only "Yes, but not penetrative" there

Feels... good?
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>Never had a single girl so much as want to spend time with me, let alone love me

Why do I even bother
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>>13676349
>implying there are women here
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>>13676375
Guess it runs in the family, huh.
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>>13676370

It's not genital penetration, anon.

Hell, with that logic we could stick food up our asses and call it sex.
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>>13676363
I'm not going to make this survey reflect a needlessly competitive and combative model of virginity, if that's what you mean, pal.
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Stop depressing me
I'll go slut myself out on Craiglist and catch AIDS if you keep it up
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>>13676364
Not really, just someone nice who I can learn with and be comfortable with

So no deaf or 8" anon
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>>13676407
>Anthro
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>>13676341
Well, anything's possible, apparently. Best of luck, anon.

>>13676367
Yeah, three guesses how it started out.

Anyway, I'm going to sink back into the foreground now. No need to attention whore.
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>>13676407
The link is pretty fucking hot
But the post is lame
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http://i.imgur.com/lnlownc.jpg
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>>13676376

I'm gonna do it!

I'll let you guys know if my life starts turning into a Paranormal Activity-style nightmare, though.
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>>13676223
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>all these virgins
>all this sadness

Oh god thank you mlpg. Thank you. I feel much better now.
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>>13676414
>8" anon

I still call that a myth. And that was a tripfag.
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>>13676407
total art
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>>13676407
I believe it would be in favor of all human kind that you would go and die in a hole somewhere. Preferably on fire. While drowning. In liquid metal.
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>>13676413
>Craigslist

you know you can just hit up Cougarlife right
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>>13676365
I doubt fluttershy would drink

And I super doubt if she was a real full figured human shed want to drink with me
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>>13676430
How does it feel to need other people's tears to feel better about yourself?
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>>13676426

I don't know why this is so sexy.

I don't even want pubes on it, I'm scared.
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>>13676407
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>>13676451
Pretty great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaweoMfJlHU
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>>13676448
Or just go and fuck a bum, you'll probably get less STDs that way.
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>>13676053
>>13676016

>Make sure you take precautions against the monsters as the barriers between worlds start to get thinner
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>>13676444
http://i.imgur.com/Ik7fxsB.jpg
Alright, I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, angryanon.
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>>13676426
UNF~
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I'm a virgin and I don't regret it.
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>>13676365
fluttershy is a skinny twig and any other portray is objectively wrong and stupid
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>>13676429
RARARA
FINALLY A GOOD PONY
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>>13676407
Hyper crotchboobs are even sillier than hyper normal boobs
But I love them so much
Also the numbered anal beads is a really nice touch
the implied huge amount of insertion is really hot

I'm probably going to fap to that image in an hour or two.
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>>13676431
>I still call that a myth.
I'm certain there's someone in MLPG with an 8" dick
Not sure if it was the same guy that was boasting about it

There's probably a couple if you use measurements from the bone
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>>13676407

>that sweaty dash
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What's wrong with being a virgin if you don't want to have children anyway?
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>>13676474
I'm a pony and I don't regret it.
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>>13676468
That is somewhat better.
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http://i.imgur.com/6s3KFd3.jpg
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>>13676429
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>>13676429
I swear to god Shout if you kill Rarity I'll cut you
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>>13676462
Do you ever feel good about yourself as you are, or only when you see other people put down?
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>>13676485
Doesn't mean a thing if you aren't measuring in Insertable Length
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>>13676378
> No it fucking doesn't, that's retarded as shit.
When you literally model sexual activity on a scoring system and stealing bases, what do you think happens when you compare those who've "scored" with those who don't?

Look around, man.
>>13676413
>>13676341
>>13676092
>>13676147
>>13676149
>>13676202
Most of them feel like losers because they aren't someone who's "rounded the bases." That's an end-goal they haven't attained and they haven't turned in their V card at home plate.

That's the shtick.

Maybe - fuck, I don't know - they haven't found someone to split a pizza and pizza is okay alone but maybe fun with friends.
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>>13676488
>this guy
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>>13676502
Where's the other two?
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>>13676474

I'm not a virgin and I kinda regret it.

I lost it to a fat slut who ate cold Chef Boyardee from the can while we fucked.
>>
I dont even care about my virginity

I just want to snuggle Pinkie Pie
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>>13676492
http://i.imgur.com/HMUryZz.jpg
Goodnight for real.
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>>13676449
So what if she doesn't want to? That's part of the fun of Fluttershy. Bitch won't say no.

She loves being taken advantage of.
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>>13676520
Wowwwwwww
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>>13676520
Jesus
>>
Have you ever loved somebody so much that thinking about them makes tears pour helplessly down your cheeks uncontrollably in sympathy and pain?
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>>13676511
Pizza isn't okay alone. Pizza is just fat alone.
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>>13676511

They feel bad because they haven't fucked, not because of some dumb baseball metaphor.

They're gonna feel bad about it no matter what you say. As far as I'm concerned, every time I use that metaphor we're all on the same team.
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>>13676511
I'm actually pretty neutral towards it. It's not a big deal for me.
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>>13676520
>I lost it to a fat slut who ate cold Chef Boyardee from the can while we fucked.


Holy fucking god
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>>13676528
Ponies are better than sex.
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>>13676503
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>>13676520
wow you must have been really boring
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>>13676520
I feel for you, Anon..

>>13676528
>this
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>>13676520
...was it good?
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>>13676542
Yes. Once. It was a very specific circumstance though.
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>>13676520
>This nigga
I fucking love you man
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>>13676534
But I dont want to take advantage of Fluttershy

I'd want to lay down with her and hug her, but only if she wanted to
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>>13676546
Let me pitch an idea here;
Maybe it isn't because of not fucking or getting to third base, but it's more about society implying that they need to penetrate the defense to be strike in life.
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>>13676542
every night
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>>13676533
>pinkie enjoying it
unf
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>>13676556
bad touch
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>>13676555
What if you could have both?
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>>13676565
He's done it once with a fat chick who was busy gorging. Even on the off chance it was good, he doesn't have a reference point.
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>>13676568

Thanks, it's nice to have validation. I love him so much but I think he hates me.
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>>13676546
>every time I use that metaphor we're all on the same team.
That's not actually possible if you use the baseball metaphor. If anything it should be fucking track and field if you drop the defending team.

Unless somehow you "strike out" against no one in particular.
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