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Old cleric horse: >>13664338

Cute pegasus edition
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>>13668607
Pet Dashie
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My kind of thread
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>>13668607
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>>13668607
and then she will be teased forever for being an egghead
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>>13668607
Any of the ones that FlyingSaucer doesn't like
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>>13668607
Maybe Raindrops

is that the one that has a trick?
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>>13668607
do alicorns count
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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Lightning bolt is a slob

0/10 would not cuddle
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>>13668644

That is incorrect

Sassaflash is cutest pegasus
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>>13668656
yes otherwise rainbow dash wouldnt count
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>>13668674
>>13668665
QUICK SOMEONE DRAW CLOTHES ON THESE PONIES
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1. Google image your waifu
2. Add Human to the pony name e.g. Luna Human
3. Post first result

Would you give her the D
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>>13668674
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>>13668699
She looks so happy with that outfit!

It's adorable!
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>>13668699

Your villainy is beyond description
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>>13668699
>>13668714
are you two
conspiring
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Fluttershy is the cutest pegasus and the cutest pony
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>>13668712
nice Cadance cosplay, Rainbow
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>>13668697
.. most likely
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>>13668607
> He's mistaken for an exchange student
> Asked to perform magical water-strider techniques
> Manages to muddle through something she learned in Basic for Weather Team, complete with rainbow burst
> She's a class favorite!
> Somehow explaining being away from Ponyville and paying tuition and getting a couch to crash on is going to be a feat, but
> It's feeling 'worth it' already
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>>13668731
and also my waifu
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>>13668699
>>13668714
ha ha what is happening though
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WHEN WILL BRAEBURNED POST HIS RAPE STACHE GOSH
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>>13668754
Brae does not have facial hair.
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>>13668697
I'd give her an A+
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>>13668731
wrong
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>>13668727
They couldn't be, tex's cock is so puny I doubt rediv knows he exists
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>>13668771
what's with the retarded face and ears
this is a terrible design
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>>13668736
>You will never those warm breasts rest themselves on your chest as she snuggles up beside you
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>>13668772
SAD FOR A HWHILE
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>>13668772
that color scheme
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WHAT EPISODE OF MLP TO WATCH
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>>13668788
the ears are a much better alternative to having a big protruding horn
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>>13668788
She's an elf because magic!
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>>13668807
SiP.


Also.
TwilightxAnon conscious meld when?
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>>13668808
Both are inferior to a wand
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>>13668789
I'd rather have them press against my back as she looks over my shoulder to see what I'm reading, acting like she doesn't realize it.
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>>13668808
>so basically, that means that i ain't gotta 'splain shit!!
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>>13668808
I disagree, summoner horn is much better than... THOSE. And the wings are horrible for the body, too.
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>>13668808
I kinda like horns if they're well done

I don't have any examples though
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>>13668808
Those ears need to be bigger!
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>>13668817
say that again
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https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/2/7/235759/large.jpg
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>>13668834
I love this picture
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>>13668833
it's shit
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>>13668767
> not having facial hair
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>>13668813
elves have neat ears
those are terrible

>>13668808
ugh, this is an even worse design than the previous one
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>>13668845
fuck off witchdyke
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wow the new Amnesia was terrible
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>>13668853
Boooooooo
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>>13668834
>raping people in public

this ville of ponies is disgusting
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pon
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>>13668853
Maybe they thought a horn looked funny on a human head?
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>>13668808
i want to put my nose in human Twilight's butt
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>>13668860

>human twily

>those ears
>human
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>>13668819
>Celestia will never subtly press her breasts against you or bend over infront of you looking for some extra attention
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>>13668872
Why does she have such tiny wings?
What kind of weird vest-hoodie is that?
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>>13668874
I doubt she'd take kindly to that
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>>13668845
Sorry man but that's a rather weak beard
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>>13668858
>Fluttershy Down Syndrome.jpg
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Why don't you drawfags join the military and get an art MOS? You'll pretty much just draw commissions of guns and soldiers and shit for the government. That's what I'd do if I could draw.
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>>13668782
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>>13668903
don't stick your tongue out
A bird could come down and grab it
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>>13668895
My girlfriend guilted me into growing it a week ago and then complained the 'stache part was bristly, so that's only four days in. I'm hating how long it's gonna take to fill in properly.

What the Hell are you supposed to do about the itch? Use conditioner?
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>>13668899
they want specific styles, and the drawfags don't match up
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Why are we starting threads early? It's throwing me off.

>Did they make a new thread?
>No, it's only 241 images.
>Why is no one responding?
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>>13668894
I'd firmly grasp the front of her thighs, so she couldn't shake me off no matter what
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>>13668884

clothing stunted her wing growth, she will never fly

tragic really
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>>13668866

>people

Also, they look so cute raping her!
Shirley you can turn a blind eye to this.
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>>13668882
>she's behind you, her breasts pressing into your back
>one hand idly tracing circles over your chest
>her hair tickling your cheek and her voice right next to your ear
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>>13668884
wearing clothes is a side effect of going to earth
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>>13668845
>tfw can't grow anything more than a spic stache and a soul patch
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>>13668895
I think I have a stellar beard.

But if I show it it'll be spammed for all time
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>>13668911
People want the attention of getting to make the thread so they make them early so that no one else can beat them to it.
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>>13668899
Call me when they want art of ponies and pony accessories.
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>>13668909

What styles would they want as far as /3/d art is concerned?
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personhorse
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>>13668924
Shaving twice a day ain't worth it, man.
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>>13668908
>What the Hell are you supposed to do about the itch? Use conditioner?
Live through it.That's pretty much the only thing you can do
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>>13668899
>an idea this stupid
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>>13668945
I've never shaved. Ever.
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>>13668903
Just admit it rediv, you wouldn't give a guy with less then 8" the time of day.
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>>13668607
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>>13668931

You could draw tiny horses and ponies in the background obscured by smoke and debris. It can be your legacy to be "that guy who drew ponies in official government artwork". Kinda like the guy who drew that dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid except you're not as likely to get fired for it.
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>>13668894
This would be a little better with real ears.
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I prefer wings.
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>>13668963
Is she behind Rainbow Dash?
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>>13668925
Just crop your upper face then
I want to see that beard
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>>13668695
>>BR keeps criticizing others artwork
>>BR is a pretty mediocre artist himself

He's not bad for a fetish artist.
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>>13668959
Anon would you fuck the hell right off already.
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>>13668995
Who's BR?
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>>13668983
I'll bash you
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>>13668952

It's not like you're gonna get deployed and have to ask the al quesadilla to hold still as you sketch them.
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>>13668915
This is just more of your anti-clothing propaganda isn't it?
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>>13668941
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>>13668995
>>13668695

I love bedroom eyes.
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>>13668982
big, angelic wings that are better to hug with
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>>13669030
That's just how the twins look with padding
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>>13669007
I bet you think this is cute.
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>>13669040
I want to hug that hobo and make her feel clean.
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>>13669049
N-no...
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>>13669040
>art of Celestia that isn't fetish motivated
it's like we're in a country that isn't Japan or America
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>>13669049

Sometimes I forget about all the exposed butts in this show.

Is this what being in a nudist colony is like?
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>>13669054
>hobo
>>13669026
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>>13669049
y-yes
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>>13669030
>oh really?
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>>13669062
That's my favorite kind of Celestia-art
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Thump. Thump. Thump.

Everything was dark. What was happening? Where was she? Twilight's mind was numb. Somewhere in the back of it, she could feel a dull thud, but she couldn't focus on it long enough to figure out what it was.

Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.

Whatever it was, it wasn't stopping. Her ears were ringing, her skull pounding, and it felt like somebody had tossed her body into blender. Something was shaking her pretty hard. She tried to move her limbs, but nothing was responding to her. Opening her eyes, everything was a colourful blur, and her tongue tasted like ash.

Thump. Thump. Thwack.

She felt groggy, exhausted for some reason. Was she even alive? That dull, pounding sound followed each rough jerk of her body, and as her senses were slowly returning to her, it was growing higher pitched, more like a wet slap.
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>>13669062

We're on the internet, so we're in all of the countries and none of them.
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>>13669040
Why does she look like a bum?
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>>13669067
>tfw no Little Pony Academia cartoon
>with cute girls doing cute things and learning about friendship
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> a gentle reminder people actually unfed to the thought of fucking Gloomy

http://pastebin.com/PE2LXmxj
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>>13669062
A real shame how little there is
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>>13669092
>fucking Gloomy

UNF
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>>13669085
why do people say this

I don't see it at all
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>>13669092
Gloomy is a nice horse
I would do various things with and/or to her
Unf-things among them
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>>13669071
Weird.
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>>13669092
If I were a pony would you boop me?
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>>13669095
>that distance between the shoulders and head
someone decapitated my waifu ;_;
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>expect amnesia: a machine for pigs to be great and saints row IV to be mediocre
>it's the other way around

huh
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>>13669112
Any random pone? no.
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>>13669111
So you are telling me you dont find this cute Tex?
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>>13669111
What, you don't find this cute?
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>>13669132

Did Celestia perform that spell?
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>>13669128
I don't want to be all off topic but I'm so disappointed in Machine for Pigs. Something must have happened at the company that impacted the game considering it was delayed like 3 times.
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>>13669101
It's not like people haven't popped boners to worse.
http://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3R
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>>13669143
Probably. I don't think we've seen another pony with Celestias spell color yet
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>>13669080
No one ever asks for that
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>>13669158
They let the Dear Esther people make it, that's what happened.
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>>13669159
You better write something more lengthy about Gloomy you sonovagun
It better be lewd
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>>13669128
Saints Row IV was a mega-blast.
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>>13669132
>>13669137
N-no, of course I don't.
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>>13669163
I do. It just doesn't get picked very often.
And it's not really humanized
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>>13669128
i really dislike the Saints Row games
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>>13669167
It wasn't the same people?
That's funny because it reminded me EXACTLY of Dear Esther.
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I WANT A PONY
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>>13669106
It's the lighting, is my guess. It's really dim; with light a source that close, she should really be more illuminated with more vibrant shadows, but it kind of blends together and looks muddier than it should be, so she looks "dirty." Even the metallic parts are pretty dull.

That's my working theory.
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>>13669176
That image is suiting, but not what I posted.
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>>13669176
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>>13669030
>I love bedroom eyes.

Those bitches are sexy as hell. Dean's a pussy for ignoring their advances.
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>>13669176
Really?
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>>13669185
Frictional wanted to hand off the engine and themes to another developer, and they picked The Chinese Room.
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>>13669169
I really don't know all the details about the fanon characterisation we've put in place for her, and Anon is this weird black slate until I just stab in backstory like some super-OC thing

And at on that story's point it'd be mostly what you'd expect married couples to do when they're harried but really, really need to work out the tension.

Maybe their first dinner party gets celebrated in style over the edge of the all-marble countertop?
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Satyr Mti and Mua
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>>13669211
She's got a little bit of cloud on her butt
I'll just get that for her
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Transformation
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>>13669198

Of course you do anon.

You can have this pony
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>>13669081
Thwack. Thwack. Smack. Smack.
Twilight let out a guttural moan as more and more feeling returned to her. Her vision cleared a bit, but all she could see was green and purple. Her arms and legs still weren't answering her, but she could feel grass underneath her, the smooth, soft strands of green cushioning her as she was being rocked against it. She was definitely alive. Passed out? Her mind was still fuzzy and she couldn't remember, but for some reason she was face down in the dirt. Electricity coursed up her spine as more the numbness faded, and oh Celestia! What had been a dull pounding was now a searing pain. It felt like her guts were on fire.

Smack. Smack. Slap. Slap. Slap.

Her hips were up in the air, and something wet was slapping against her behind. No, her rump was what was wet. She was completely drenched in something. Sweat? Mostly, but there was more. She felt warm, hot even. Too much so for it to be the weather.
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>>13669233
NO I DON'T WANT THAT PONY
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>>13669233
IM NOT HIM BUT I'LL TAKE IT IF HE DOESN'T

I actually like Snips
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>>13669137
God that picture is visual diabetes. It is the cutest thing i have ever seen
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>>13669226
>touching the pone
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>>13669215
That's really lame.
It was just disappointing across the board: Short, confusing mess of a story, hardly ever scary, the puzzle aspects and tinder boxes which I loved were removed. Fucking terrible.
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>>13669218
* blank slate, I don't know
We've never had a black anon, right?
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>>13669252
hey she is my little pony and i say anon can touch her, but just to get the cloud off her butt
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>>13669218
>fanon characterisation
There isn't really one
She's big and looks tired most of the time
That's really all there is

Enough shit goes on here that you could make a solid case for whatever personality you wanted
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>>13669252
I'll just do it really quickly so she doesn't notice
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>>13669264
>claiming pone as yours
Pone should decide who can touch her or not
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>>13669264
Jokes on you, once i touch her butt she becomes my little pony
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>>13669283
It was on the box when i purchased her
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>>13669006
>Who's BR?

Moron son of boron

The guy who draws big titty bitches and gives them pony hair and says his stuff is MLP art when it's just big titty bitches art.
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>>13669298
That's GR though
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>>13669289
you aren't touching her butt though you are plucking the cloud off her butt
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>>13669293
Then you got a fake one
real pone doesn't come with instructions
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>Tex is attention whoring again
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>>13669306
it was all a clever ruse!
once I'm in the area I'm going in for a full grab and maybe even a trip to under belly
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>>13669218
>>13669269
I think the most enduring, in all her portrayals, be it simple friendly interaction to lewder pursuits, is that she's kind of melancholy, but truly enjoys time spent with company, and is pretty lonely and reclusive when she doesn't have any. Also kind of motherly or at least big sisterly.
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would you take her to physical therapy every week?
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>>13669235
She'd better either be in heat or somehow passed out in the middle of a mid-Heat orgy
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>>13669333
then you violate the terms of our verbal agreement, thus keeping her as my pony and forfeiting all your ponies to me.
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>>13669313

What about it anon?
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>>13669340
You bet your bippy I will!
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>>13669316
>sentenal shit posting as anon again
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>>13669340

No she can walk herself.
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>>13669353
It's too late, I'm approaching the pony now
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>>13669333
>>13669353
[takes the pony and runs]
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>>13669377
WHOO HOO HOO
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>>13669338
I like that one too
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>>13669315
>>13669357
I love this artist
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>>13669235
Slap. Slap. Smack.

Something was beating against her plush, cushy cheeks, leaving bruises across the round globes from the force. Her eyes opening wide, Twilight's pupils dilated as all the memories surrounding the past couple hours returned to her. She groaned, gagged, and heaved, lifting her head and coughing up a thick, wad of white from her lungs. She tried to use her hooves to lift herself up, but something was yanking them back roughly. Her knees were folded and pinned under her. Suddenly, she could feel someone's weight against her, something soft, warm, and slicked with sweat mashing against her spine.

"Oh, awake again, are we? Good! It's much less fun when they're asleep."
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>>13669316
>>Tex is posting again

Tex barely draws but tripfags all the time. He's the most visible, but ALL you drawfag niggers do it.

You're all scum. Each and every one of you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xdujvatmt5M#t=31
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I'm going to kill myself, MBHG
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>>13669420
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>>13669388

Me too. Especially the one I posted. Its awesome
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>>13669426
He loves Homestuck too
what a guy
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>>13669394
If this is humanized ...
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Can someone recommend a show to watch besides the one we discuss?
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>>13669428
do what now?
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>>13669458
The Last Air Bender
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>>13669458

American Horror Story
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>>13669365
what is your skype? I want to add you to the >fanfiction group
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>>13669458
gravity falls

breaking bad
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>>13669357
>>13669377
>>13669435

Stop that you attention whores.
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>>13669458
Wonder Over Yonder
Adventures of Lois and Clark
Anything that isn't Big Bang Theory
Frasier
Littlest Pet Shop if you really need some methodone
Barbie's Life In The Dreamhouse
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>>13669394
So far this is promising, but for some reason I feel like I shouldn't get my hopes up
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>>13669458
Gargoyles season 1 and 2.
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>>13669458
ucho kazoku. its about beavers
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>>13669458
>>13669458
Leverage
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>>13669471
I don't really have a Skype or a computer with a functional mic
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>>13669491
Mah nigga
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>>13669458
Watch wander over yonder
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>>13669496
you should make one. you don't need a mic to text chat.
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>>13669422
>meanwhile, barely any of the artists tripfag
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>>13669476
>Adventures of Lois and Clark
It's not on Netflix any more and the CW website only has a rolling selection of like six episodes
But that's just about my favorite version of Superman
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>>13669477
you were right, im already bored
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>>13669512
Is this anything like the steam chat I keep hearing aspersions cast about?
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>13669541
You didn't even have anything actually happen
3/10 if it ends here
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>>13669577
she is a 2 bit slut
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>>13669575
nothing like it. smaller, too.
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>>13669592
alright, check the email field
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>>13669580
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pony says you deserve to anus
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>>13669639
I don't understand, mine or hers and what exactly?
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>>13669639

Why would pony say such a thing
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What if pony gave you testicular torsion?
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>>13669639
Do I deserve pony's friendship?
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>>13669693
it had better have been an accident
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>>13669708
anus first, friendship later
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>>13669693
Stop, Touch, Tell
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>>13668607
winged lyra poni
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>>13669693
At least pony is real
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>>13669719
Sounds like my last boyfriend
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>>13669458
Watamote :^)
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>>13669753
You weren't supposed to tell anyone.
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>>13669693
brutal remorseless murder
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beb as usual
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>>13669816
I'm coupling with Gloomy right now.
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>>13669816
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>>13669816
I'm jacking off, let me finish.
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Hey I started my thing again

http://ask-beacon.tumblr.com/
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>>13669835
neat
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>>13669835

Oh wow. An Ask blog. What an original idea!
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Which pony is the smelliest
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>>13669852
play nice anon
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>>13669856
AJ after a hard day.

Unless you count OC then Petunia or whatever
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>>13669856
Fluttershy
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>>13669832
Only if you show pics
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>>13669823
> The rosemary cashews are all gone, the guests have filed out of your warm atrium into the night, lights flickering down the drive. It has been a good night.
> She hikes her apron back on and gives you a tired-but-happy look. It's the first dinner she's had where a guest didn't bring and subsequently spew spaghetti everywhere. It's the toast of the season.
> She sidles up next to you in the well-appointed kitchen, all copper pots and dishes half-done by Come Alive Sink magic, and huffs a red wine groan into your neck.
> "I didn't slave over a hot stove today without ... dessert, did I?"
> Three low glasses of port in your belly and the rising tickling in your palms and that long plant tongue at your nape say "no, no she didn't."
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>>13669856
Sweetie Belle after a nice shit.
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>>13669852
Thanks
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What's that one song that just get the creative juices flowing for you, MLPG?
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>>13669875
Fucking skype namefield.
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>>13669875
>apron still on
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>>13669890
Rainbow Dash's solo in at the gala
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>>13669890
99 BUCKETS OF OATS
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>>13669898
To be clear: She put it BACK on.
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>>13669890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joIbYX11aLY
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ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA
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So when do we start streaming episodes?
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>>13669915
What's this now?
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>>13669890
https://myspace.com/jpnaanjapan/music/song/dance-of-pneuma-25211799-25012984
forgive the myspace link, it's the only place i can find the album version
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>>13669907
I got that, yeah
makes it that much better
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>>13669890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
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>>13669881

Ask blogs for OC are pretty cliche.
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>>13669933
It looks like it's going to be more of a quest
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>>13669903
>tfw never be showered with diamonds
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>>13669816
I am too busy playing with pony's ears
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>>13669890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQlX2nJK12Q
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>>13669913
RADIO GOO GOO
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>>13669340
if she wasn't shitty like show Scootaloo
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>not averaging 70+ notes every drawing you post
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>>13669890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHak1Kc4_uE
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>>13669933
It's more of a quest I can update at my leisure. But it's called "ask" because it's not really a quest. Also that means I can make non-serious updates.

Know what I'm sayin'?
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>>13669941
>It looks like it's going to be more of a quest

Tumblr isn't the best way to do quests.
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>>13669898
You have no idea how much I want to settle down with kids after I get a decent job going and host dinner parties and be sort of boring but well-rounded. Maybe a stay-at-home daddy.

It helps getting my wife 'well-rounded' is my fetish
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Why is it so hot watching guys cum?
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My Little Pony is just an outlet for the pent up sexual frustrations you have in your body.
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>>13670002

Yes and?
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>>13670002
That's been obvious for years
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>>13670002
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>>13670001
Get lost.
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>>13670002
No, you're thinking of masturbation.
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>>13670001
haha, too perfect
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>>13670002
its more of a happy fantastical escape from boring difficult normality

This thread is the sexual thing
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>>13670002
nah, its just that the characters are designed to be visually appealing. They have great symmetry, smooth-skin appearance, and are just generally cute.

Same reason people are into anime. The moe is too strong to resist.

The ones who usually dislike MLP are either A. turned off by the fandom or B. don't like cartoons
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>>13669986
Seems like an alright way to me if you like to take your time with each action.
I guess he could make a thread on the sub, but a thread on /mlp/ would just 404 too quickly at this pace.
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>>13669890
i used to put the SGAP song of the pony i'm drawing on repeat while drawing said pone
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>>13670002
But I just like the cute ponies
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>>13670009
No
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if only
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>>13669996
would you a chubby horse?
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>>13670001
i had a phase where i only fapped to oral creampies when the girl is giving head, but doesn't stop when the guy cums
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I like to imagine the guy who invented the boomerang was some lonely engineer in his sophomore year of college jealous of the other people playing ultimate frisbee on the quad.
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http://i.imgur.com/mhLqWe8.jpg
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>>13670042
I would, but I mean impregnation. I really, really want to make someone a mother and take my seed and grow round under my palm as husband and wife expecting to be a mother and father

This is the first real boner I've had in ages, Jesus.
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>>13670053
wasn't it aboriginals? me might have re-invented it, but his idea was aboriginal
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>>13670059
well i hope you have some lovely satyrs
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>>13670049
Thats funny, I fap to the thought of getting an oral creampie
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>>13670073
Okay but are you a girl
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>>13670072
Those would be nice, but I was thinking my long-term girlfriend.
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>>13670080

epic meme :)
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>>13670058
Ruin her asshole! Ruin it!!
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>>13670083
>girl
>fap

s-sure
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sweetiebelleunwashed.png
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>>13670087
oh, well good luck with that too
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your waifu is now cosplaying as shantae
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>>13670119
who?
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>>13670119
>crotch bra

unf
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>>13670119
Neat.
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Mlpg, should I go back to WoW?
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>>13670163
wow is deder then mlpg
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>>13670163
Unless you'd think you would find it fun. No.
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>waifu

I never want to hear this word again. So sick of it.

The joke is fuckin' played out guys.
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Why can't we play UT2K4?
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>>13670163
No
Learn to program with your saved time
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>>13670119
Now I need of Pinkie in said outfit. Not that she doesn't have enough outfits, but this is one I wouldn't mind seeing new artist's take on.
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>>13670163
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>>13670184
that isn't ponut
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>>13670184
>joke
You wish
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>>13670163
as a longtime WoW player and one who probably won't quit until they blow up the servers themselves

no
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>>13670206
Shop some ponies in there.
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>>13670207
Of course it isn't, that's a legitimate word.
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>>13670192
Because everyone here is a pleb
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>>13670163
sure, you can come play with me
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>>13670198

He's right though.
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>>13670202
Now I need a picture* of...

Ugh.
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>>13670209

This, if you've already invested so much into that shite game, you should see how it all implodes. If you've taken long breaks, stay away.
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>>13670192

because it is 0pone
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>>13670198
hes right though
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Rarity can't stop sucking dicks. Literally. It's a condition
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>>13670184
I would straight up marry a pone. What you gonna do about it
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I'm so lonely
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>>13670252
Jake can't stop turning into cop stuff
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>>13670266
unf.
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>>13670261
make some frens faget
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>>13670252
It's called Lockjaw, Anon, and it just happened at a really bad time.
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>>13670266
I don't know how should I feel because I don't mind this happening to me
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Pinkie Pie loves Rainbow Dash
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>>13670305

Pretty normal considering you are in mlpg

Except for the fact its Fluttershy

That poor person
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>>13670163

No.
Unless you like playing shitty single player ARPGS with optional co-op.
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>>13670301
this is what Celestia's letter said in ep 1. Spike was just paraphrasing
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>>13670163
Go make a free level 58 character on Tera then ERP since thats all people do on MMOs now.
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Why are all golfers old, white, humorless assholes?

In every prank video I've ever seen if the person even slightly annoys them they hit them with their club and shout death threats from behind their ray-bans and visors.
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>>13670301
>friends
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>>13670345
Golf is largely a way for rich fucks to talk buisness
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>That isn't what I meant when I said try one of our apples, Anon! My flank is gonna sting for hours now.
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>>13670350
My faithful subject, have you learned nothing of the magic of friendship?
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>your waifu wants to talk
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>>13670314
Na they're just friends
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>>13670405

wat
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>>13670416
you don't love your friends?
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>>13670350

>friends
>the gang's all here.gif
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>>13670416
>implying platonic love is not a thing
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>>13670433
It's not.
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>>13670427
>>13670433
I uh
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Twilight wants to wear the saddle tonight
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Do internet friends count as actual friends?
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>>13670449
Is it flannel?
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>>13670427
Well, maybe, but I wouldn't put my tongue in their butt.
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>>13670449
Why does Sylvia wear a bridle?
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>>13670459
but would you put your tongue in a female friends Vagina? you know just to help them relieve a little stress?
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>>13670471
only if she's a pony
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QUICK MLPG

What is your most shameful pony fap?
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>>13670352
Gentlemen only ladies forbidden
>and we'll call it that so our wives fuck off while we're playing
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>your waifu has a cuddling fetish
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>>13670493
The ones to my own art
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>>13670506
My waifu is me?
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>>13670493
M/S /ss/
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>>13670510
Jailbait pls go
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>>13670506
I know, she's very up front about it
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>>13670387
Why is Anon always a pussy or a passive-aggressive idiot
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>>13670493
Futa Rainbow dash cockvore
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>>13670533
>M/S
I don't recognize this term

Refresh my memory
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>>13670493
Twilight on top. Mare teats are my jam and I came harder than I had in weeks.
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>Just found out the last Breaking Bad episode was called Ozymandias
>Not sure if it's a Watchman reference or Ramasses II reference

Neat
Probably the pharaoh though
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>>13670545
it's working.
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>>13670559
Mother/Son
Buttoncest, (aged up)Pound/Cup Cake
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>>13670567
probably the pharoah, you dummy.
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>>13670493
it was either anon fucking rumble, colts frotting or frotting with spike (he had the double d)
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>>13670572
just Fluttershy or other ponies too?
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>>13670493
i don't know, but i always feel dirty for fapping to horse butts
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>>13670599
Just Fluttershy. Dash doesn't want a cuddle slut reputation.
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>>13670567
the sonnet by Shelley, which is pretty apt considering how much Walt took a nosedive in that last episode.
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>>13670567
>>13670586

probably, most specifically, the poem
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>>13670506
How often does she have a cuddlegasm?
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>>13670547
That exists?
Link?
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>>13670634
Would that be an ASMR?
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>>13670493
Convincing my girlfriend to do pony-play and call me "stud." I was thinking of Twilight the whole time.
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Why don't you visit more often?
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>>13670596
>frotting with spike (he had the double d)
>hold the tips together
>stick your dick between his shafts
>>
Any tips on how to edge for a long period
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>>13670506
>Cold winter morning
>Waifu still half asleep
>Everytime you try to get out of bed waifu tugs you closer
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>>13670697
unf
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>>13670678
lucky devil

>>13670636
https://derpibooru.org/422764?scope=scpe5889d28459793d76fd3e7cd2f481d02bd5f5d101
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>>13670695
you're dead
and how the fuck are you speaking english
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>>13670695
You died before I was born
That's a pretty good reason isn't it?
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NOT HORSING
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>>13670695
because the cookie business is closed, gramma. I'm sorry I couldn't bring myself to tell you sooner, but it's over. We crashed the market.
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>>13670697
>not holding his hips down while you thrust in the space between them
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>>13670695
Because one of you is dead and the other tried to ruin my life and the lives of my mother father and brothers
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this pony needs you to chair her committee on agricultural rainwater distribution

will you be able to do it?
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>find artist who draws a pretty nice horse dick
>browse through his gallery
>his dickgirl cat fursona has a horse dick
>his dickgirl dragon fursona has a horse dick
>horse dicks everywhere
>only horse dicks

i think i am ok with this
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>>13670722
All I felt was really shameful when I nearly cried out "Twily." It was a near thing.
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>>13670748
T-TWILY
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>>13670731

STOP BEING MY FAVORITE TRIPFAG THIS INSTANT FAGGOT
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>>13670731
I literally horsed all morning, i brushed horses, petted horses, and even took lots of pictures of horses
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>>13670731
oddly enough, we're just horsing around and should pony harder
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>>13670731

pone is resting and will be back soon
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>>13670722
Oh right, that one
I like it
I wish there had been a couple showing the event
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>>13670751
What the fuck is wrong with Celestia?
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>>13670698
Find someone to circlejerk with
When you get close, start chatting with them about fetishes
Neither of you can cum if the other isn't close at the same time

That or just practice more. Try focusing your session more on finding good porn and barely focus on jerking. I've gone 5+ hours that way
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>>13670751
Fluttershy's face always makes me laugh, she's just like "Damn she got her shit wrecked that easy.."
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>>13670738
between his dicks, rather, not his hips
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>>13670745
link?
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>>13670748
Well you didn't

No need to be embarrassed over something that did not happen
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>>13670758
> having a favorite tripfag
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>>13669755
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>>13670745
>>his dickgirl dragon fursona has a horse dick
But dragon dicks can be so cool
Horsecocks are great and all, but variety is the spice of life
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>>13670698
i use a pocket pussy. While if you arent careful you can get off really quickly, if you just let it sit on your dick it helps keep you aroused without doing much else.
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>>13670743
I would engineer the shit out of that project. Water towers and irrigation canals, river divertions, dams, cross country pipes
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>>13670766
shes a stupid dumb big horse idiot
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>>13670784
I don't know, maybe
Maybe I should consider imagining human Twilight at least
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>>13670800
You also have to manage the distribution of rainwater to the farmers, and to oversee that it is used responsibly, and without abuse.
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>>13670731
>"Oh Rarity, I'm so glad you're not NoHooves"
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>>13670786
you do too
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>>13670758
I'm not sure how that's possible unless I do something that totally burns you - And I don't want to make you unhappy, Anon.
>>13670759
That sounds nice!
>>13670760
Oh. Is there a difference semantically?
>>13670762
Then why didn't they leave a 'be back soon' card?
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>>13670830
nah, just wanted to do horse puns
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>>13670731
Why are two changelings disguised as Rarity and Twilight making out?
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>>13670809
Hmm, that last part is a tough one. I could sell the water to farmers ensuring that they produce enough food to be able to afford water, or I could issue some kind of credit system. The question is, we know human nature can be selfish, but does that really apply to ponies?
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>>13670830
What are you, sentenal?
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>>13670839
Practice
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>>13670845
Sorry, 1-minute timer really screwing up my game. I try not to make multi-responses a habit.
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Fluttershy is pretty
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>>13670865
Flutterzoo is best tag
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>>13670839
They're the real deal, but they're practice-kissing. Or at least that's what Twilight thinks.
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>>13670767
But isn't the whole point of edging is to be in that near-cum state, without tipping over? Browsing for good porn just makes me lose focus and mood.

>>13670796
I'll try this. Does this work?
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>>13670863
can you post the whole comic?
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>>13670865
Fluttershy would probably be to motherly to fuck
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>>13670880
>I'll try this. Does this work?
it works for me
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>>13670860
no dike

>Then why didn't they leave a 'be back soon' card?

if she wanted to talk to you she will you fucking sperg lord
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>>13670843
flim and flam are greedy captialists, and so is DT's family
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>>13670873
Some of the things in it are neat
I like https://derpibooru.org/390960
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>>13670886

How can motherliness be an impediment to fucking?
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When you make love,
do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of?
Is it my little pony
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Posting Russian pony now.
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>>13670876
Look at their legs
Total changelings
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>>13670880
>isn't the whole point of edging is to be in that near-cum state, without tipping over

Traditionally, yes, but thats how I get my longest sessions and I get the same effects of edging. I blow huge loads and get full body shakes

Also, I get the giggles when I do finally cum
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>>13670910
>Enter her
"Oh you're a big boy"
>Cum in her
"Great job anon mama's so proud"

Muh boner
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>>13670905
"Be back soon," like the signs. The joke was why didn't she leave a sign in her place of business, we need our boops.

You're kind of fast and loose with diagnosing Asperger's, aren't you fella?
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>>13670927
>you will never give Berry the giggles
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>>13670924
The notch out of Rarity's leg looks a little odd but it could be that artist's interpetation of fetlocks feathering away from the leg

If there were holes through I'd be in agreement
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>>13670937
>mama

I hate that word.
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>>13670158

Ya drawin' tonight partner?
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>>13670886
>Implying Fluttershy wouldn't wrap her legs around you
>Implying her mouth wouldn't be agape the whole time
>Implying she wouldn't make tiny shallow breaths every time you thrust

She'd be inexperienced or at least act it
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Catch!
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>>13670956
I usually do, especially when its written
But they way Fluttershy said it was fucking hot
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>>13670978
No thank you.
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>>13670965
>her body shaking and coo as she orgasms, clutching you as hard as she can

unf
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>>13670978
Some pony hands me Panka at a birthday party.
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mt pls
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>>13671002
Never take a random Pinkie from a stranger at a party, you don't know what's in it.
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i had a dream where pony hacked my webcam and uploaded embarrassing shots of me onto MLPG

fuck you pony
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>>13670996
>Her arms wrapped around your back
>She spasms so hard when she cums that she lifts her entire body up to your chest
>Holds there and kisses you once she comes down a little
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>>13671013
>you don't know what's in it.
UNF
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>>13671005
What kind of cutiemark is a scootaloo?
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>children
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>>13670960

don't provoke him further
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>>13671038
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>>13671041
Do you think she ever gets hungry and just eats that flower?
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>>13671024
>Photos of you jerking off
>Embarrassing
I'm sure someone here would jerk off to you
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>>13671024
>>13671065

ME

MEMEMEMEEEE
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>>13670766
Horse is very old, she lies down alot. Stop telling us she's dead.
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You can experience Equestria, but only in a ten-second loop. As you strike the pavement the loop happens again and again.

Can your favorite pony break the loop and free you?
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http://i.imgur.com/i4V0VF0.jpg
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>>13671059

Yes

I bet she has a supply
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>>13671092
That's stupid, i want another hypothetical
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I tried something a bit different with the coloring. Thoughts?

It looks really muddy to me.
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>>13671107
Shading on her head/face looks odd
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>>13671104
You can enter and stay in Equestria if - and only if - you can get Rarity to break out in raucous rip-snorting laughter in front of her genteel Canterlot friends.

Can you do it? HOW do you do it?
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>>13671092
>Fluttershy corrals a swarm of butterflies

Problem solved
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>>13671124
I fart in the middle of dinner.
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>>13671081
oh gosh
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>>13671124
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>>13671081
Hotglueanon pls
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>>13671124
She probably likes high-class humor
I'd have to come up with a stand up routine I think.
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>>13671124
How do I get Rarity to laugh if I'm not in Equestria though? That seems impossible.
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>>13671124
Make fun of how absurd the stuffy, high class ponies are.
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Here's just the sketch.
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>>13671107
It looks weird, but I don't know anything about colors so I'm not going to try to offer advice
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>>13671138
It really is a thing of mine, anon
The thought of you jerking off turns me on.
I'm already hard just thinking about it

>>13671149
please anon, I can't help what turns me on
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>>13671169
You're in the room for the duration of the dinner, to be banished promptly if you score a Seinfeld or lesser on the funny scale.
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>>13671124
>"Hey Cena! WHO'S FUCKING YOUR WIFE TONIGHT?"
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>>13671199
that's really hot

now I'm turned on
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>>13671222
It seems to be working ...
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>>13668607
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>>13671244
You're making someone else masturbate to you, anon
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>>13671244
>>13671199
is this going to become some sort of masturbational feedback loop
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>>13671288
this is a really great feel

great enough to fap to
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>>13671289
what has pony so giddy?
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>>13671289

*kiss*
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>>13671244
Would you jerk off to someone jerking off to you jerking off?
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>>13671199
hey anon
I just woke up and spent like 30 minutes jacking it
I didn't actually finish so now I'm now I'm all hard again
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>>13671299
I hope you're not just joking, because I'm not
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Would you let Pinkie make a mess in your kitchen every day if she liked to come over and have her breakfast with you?
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>>13671323
i'm definitely not
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Pinkie Pie is really amazed that you could shoot that far.
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>>13671291
it cannot be contained
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>>13671315
p-please, pent up loads just make me want to suck someone off
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>>13671331
It has nothing to do with my personal strength, Pinkie
It depends on the power of the firearm.
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>>13671312
i fap to futas fapping
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When will you learn?
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>>13671328
yea sure
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>>13671359
only after losing everything
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>>13671279

>cutie mark
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>>13671331
yeah you like that 7.62x54r don't you bitch
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I'LL MAKE LOVE TO RAINBOW DASH!
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>>13671377
what'cha gonna do, cry about it?
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>>13671383
IF SHE WANTS THAT HASH
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>>13671315
when was the last time you came? do you have a really big load to shoot? Are you dripping pre already?
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pony wants you to finish inside
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>>13671393

yes
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>>13671402
But I'm almost finished painting this sunset.
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>>13671402
R-rarity sama! I-i'm close!!
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what if Fluttershy was a 3.5 Druid?
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OO EH RIGH ERE AHON
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>>13671404
oh
sorry
I didn't mean to upset you
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>>13671416
>Rarity ahegao
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>>13671398
Not at all the person you're speaking with, but the thought of celebration-fucking Peaches left me with a long drip to my knee. I haven't done that since 18.
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>>13671345
I find that just about everything makes me want to suck someone off except actual human interaction

>>13671398
about a day ago, decently sized and I don't really drip pre
I haven't been taking my stack lately, sorry
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>>13671445
Peaches?
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Would Rarity have a Mini, or a Fiat 500?
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>>13671493

mini cooper broheim
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>>13671445
was there ever any sort of follow-up or anything beyond the original session?

>>13671490
Chistery quest npc
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>>13671493
i want to say mini
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>>13671490
And cream.
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>>13671507
Too Sporty for rarity
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>>13671445
I'm so jealous of you. I usually only get like one drip of pre when I'm really close
I want to milk some pre out of you and have it drip from your head onto my tongue

>>13671488
Don't be sorry, you've got me pretty worked up. Do you edge usually?
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>>13671438
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>>13671508
>quest NPC
tell me more
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>>13671493

neither.

Jag.
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>>13671524
not intentionally, sometimes it just takes me a really long time to get off
it's kind of annoying

as much as I enjoy thinking about cute ponies fucking each-other, I can't help but think there are more productive uses of my time then dropping an hour jerking it while idling in mlpg
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>>13671438
needless to say i didn't last very long
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>>13671536
lobotomy quest because contrivances
doctor was gay for us
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pony got into your pizza again
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>>13671586
I finished all the pizza last night
I don't know pony got in to, but it wasn't that
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>>13671586
Well I did invite her over for pizza and to watch the game
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>>13671554
Just spreading the truth
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>>13671555
I'm the same way usually, it depends on which of my fetishes I'm indulging in

I sometimes cum before the guy I'm talking to blows his load
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>>13671554
Pones are cute when they're mad
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>futa trixie will never shrink you and let you play with her dick
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>>13671567
>gay
Never mind.
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>>13671567
>contrivances
That's not quite the word I'd use
It'd just be pretty inappropriate for a doctor or medical staff to enter a romantic relationship with a patient or guarantee, so it just came out of left field
Except it didn't, the guy literally gave quest anon chocolates for hearts and hooves day
But I mean if that's your thing, uh
Believe it
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>>13671660
The only size difference I like is NATURAL size difference
Ponies fit that perfectly
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>>13671538
>Rarity: Aston because it's comfortable
>Twilight: Porsche because it's a nerd's car
>Dash: Ferrari because she has no imagination
>Applejack: Dodge because it's American
>Fluttershy: McLaren because it's nice to the planet
>Pinkie: Lamborghini because it's insane
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>>13671694
Are you going to put all that on your pastebin? I missed a lot of the first bits
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>>13671660
>futa trixie will never rest her musky and hefty balls on your mouth as she saddles the rest of your face
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>>13671726
>>Twilight: Porsche because it's a nerd's car
You mean a Honda Civic, right?
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>>13671694
Which dictionary is that? I'm pretty sure that dude was insulting you.

>con·triv·ance
>noun \kən-ˈtrī-vən(t)s\

>: something that causes things to happen in a story in a way that does not seem natural or believable
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>>13671724
that's cool too, I guess
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>>13671727
Now that I've made one, sure
I'll split it up though
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I miss when when hotglue threads were common
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Pony should not lick pony.
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>>13671764
pony has licked pony since the dawn of time
you cannot stop it
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>>13671764
pony should eat pony
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>>13671726
>Dash has no imagination
DYEWTS?
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>>13671768
aw jeez Fluts, you didn't have to get me that. You've got a lot of potential, you know, you just have to have some more interesting episodes is all.
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>>13671774
>r63
>not sissy
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>>13671744
It can stick as someone feeling they've been cheated as a reader or player, so I read it as 1 or 2, not 3.

The real trouble is how hard can you really hint someone likes you when you're bound up in red tape other than the obvious - always making excuses to spend time with you, leaving little gifts, leveling with you when it might cost him his job?

I figured if the players didn't work it out it wouldn't be unjustified for them to steal a kiss before Anon might die in the chair.
>>
fresco fre-fresco
fresco fre-fresco
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>>13671793
r63 Shining, or r63 Big Mac?
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>>13671817
Neither, both as girlycolts
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>>13671817
Regular Macintosh on r63 Shiny
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>>13671787
Don't let this fuck nigga talk to you like that Fluttershy. You don't owe him shit
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>>13671735
;_;
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>>13671821
that wasn't an option on the table. choose from what's given, or you'll get nothing.
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>>13671839
Fine, fuck

R63 Shining Armor
mudpony a shit
>>
QUICK POST YOUR OC SHIPPING
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>>13671817
r63 shinny

Surfer bro chick that's also a huge ca/tg/irl?

I can seriously dig it.
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>>13671853
Gloomy x Anon OTP
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>>13671853
Chronicle/Pallet Swap
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>>13671853
red ribbon x mewanon
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>>13671861
>you will never rock her wet cleft with her own dock
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>>13671853
DarknessXShadowsword
I don't know if these are actually oc's.
They probably are.
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>>13671853

morditwi
>>
Fluttershy making out with a mouse last night shouldn't have turned me on.
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>>13671853
Silver Shield/Victory Rose

They like each other even if they'll never admit it.
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>>13671906

link
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>>13671865
Are we thinking about the same Chronicle, here?
To be paired with sweet, lovable Palette?
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>>13670881
k
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>>13671912
I don't have a cap of it, it was a quest in a general
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>>13671907
So I WASN'T the only person thinking it!
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>>13671915
That's the one
I've shipped it ever since they stood next to each other at bronycon
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How could you?
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>>13671945
that's not celestia
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>>13671894
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>>13671937
I... huh.
I'm not sure what to think about that.
Is there any art of it?
>>13671962
Rarity and Rigby makes even less sense than Mordetwi, what the fuck
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>>13671975
>Is there any art of it?
of course not, no one ever draws Chronicle
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>>13671951
Look, dude, she's gained like a TON of weight since you saw her.
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>>13671962
>mordetwilight
Besides that, it's kinda cute and the art is nice
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>>13671975

HOW DOES IT MAKE LESS SENSE
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>>13671993
celestia is a pony
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>>13671962
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>>13671958
>AJ
>best
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>>13672010
Okay, look, once you hit like 700 pounds there you turn into a Human. She fucked you because she's a chubby chaser, alright? You understand now?

Look what you've made her do. Now "Scales" triggers her on like six different levels.
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My friend doesn't like you.
I don't like you, either.
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>>13672002
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>>13672036
this is the oddest fanfic of a fanfic yet
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>>13672049
You'd better watch yourself

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!
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>>13671962
>filename
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>>13672059
>>13672015
>>13671962
>>13671894
I didn't know cartuneslover16 posted in MLPG
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>>13672059
It even has a watermark
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>>13672077
>Gilda shot first
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>>13672049
>bdf is ded
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FUCK, I missed the ACTUAL circlejerk.
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>>13672090
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>>13672161
oh shit, not again
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>>13672179
no not again, I just liked the picture
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>>13672161
What's in the box?
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>>13672161
Pinkie Pie, you can't surgically remove my butt.

I forbid it.
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>>13672166
I'm with Mordecai on this one
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>>13671962
>>13672015
>>13672059
>>13672166
i got your fucking mordetwi right here
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>>13672161
Pretty okay. You're a funny little fella, aren't you Pinkie?
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>>13672220
>fella
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>>13672217
GG

why

actually, I shouldn't even ask
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>>13672217
I don't understand
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Would anyone be nice enough to tell me when the next comic release is?
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>>13672217

Here comes the shit poster.
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Pony is going to give an anti-drug presentation to little fillies and colts tomorrow.
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>>13672217
GG I finally managed to capture a girl and did everything like in your pictures but I couldn't get the little hearts to come out of her.
What did I do wrong?
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>>13672234
Mordecai from Borderlands sometimes says "Feel it".

The End
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>>13672230
Hey, Pinkie, I got to go, I'm leaving my box of fruit pies here, okay? Keep them safe.
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>>13672155
I got bored and stopped masturbating, I didn't actually get off or anything
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>>13672230
S-sorry, Pinkie, I meant "filly." "Fella" can mean little boys or girls back home in a pinch.
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>>13671975
I think someone drew a picture of it once
but I don't have it saved
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>>13672245
but pone love drug
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>>13672256
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>>13672247
You don't capture girls
let her go anon
chill out
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>>13672236
Maybe this coming Wednesday, maybe the week after.
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>>13672237
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>>13671906
I know that feel anon...serious.
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>>13672269
No pone doesn't.
Especially these two.
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>>13672277
He's lying anon, he wants all the girls for himself.
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>>13672257
please anon, I only had to go for a few minutes, I didn't mean to leave you frustrated
maybe we can try again?
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>>13671906
I honestly thought she was gonna eat the mouse
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why did pinkie pie murder fluttershy
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>>13672300
booping is like drug to pony
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>>13672318
She couldn't handle her girth.
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>>13672318
She's going to be okay
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>>13672277
> Glitter Glue telling other people to let people go
Okay
Okay
We've all had a good laugh
Now tell us how to rope them up so they can't struggle
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>>13672322
No it's more like Soda.
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>>13672270
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>>13672322
>Come on anon I NEED it, just one more time then I'll stop
>Ohhhh~ yeah that's some good boop
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>>13672356
>Marker, you need help.
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>>13672217
Weaver, i've told you this before, but i feel such a contempt for your art that it shakes me to my very core. The very essence of my being becomes shattered
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>>13672361
That drugged Asoka thread I hijacked into being a drugged sex slave back on /co/ springs to mind
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so how about that purple?
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>>13672361
>Gloomy, you don't understand... it's soooooo good. Just try it...
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>>13672394
I hope they do the first few episodes right with her getting used to her wings in humorous ways
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>>13672395
>No.
>But it's-
>No.
>But-
>NO.
>...
>boop
>AUGH! Dammit Marke...!
>...Whooooooly shit...
>See? Good shit, right?
>Fuuuuuuck...~
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>>13672394

She is rather sarcastic
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>>13672394
WHERE'S HER HORN?
THAT'S NOT THE REAL TWILIGHT
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>>13672399
this bitch already performed a freakIN Sonic Rainboom in MMC and they already did the LOL in EQG
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BIG
GAY
HORSES
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>>13672399
It'll lead up to the "Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash try to help her learn and both do it in ways that don't work and she figures it out some other way"
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>>13672434
You'd be sarcastic if you were a pony without clothes too.
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>>13672458

I thought you left.
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I hope everyone arriving in Equestria from Earth gets a song and dance number.

I'm thinking something in the vein of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

Or something caustically sarcastic, like "My Little Humie"
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twily should twily twily
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>>13672394
She's cute, even when stripped down to Earth status.
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>>13672458

I would be perfectly content and clothes-free if I were a pony

I will not succumb to your frilly propaganda
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>>13672485
the humans will also have a song number for the ponies explaining the concept of "sex drive"
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>>13672515
WEAR A HAT YOU NUDIST
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>>13672485
Twilight Sparkle would immediately become super curious how you made it through the mirror when it's not time for it and why you didn't change from a human.

Then when you finally hashed that out that you didn't come from a mirror, she would be incredibly curious and want to show you off to her friends and the other princesses.
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>>13672485
Canonically, they do, if they arrive in Ponyville. Courtesy of Pinkie.
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>>13672485
>not arriving as an ancient evil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
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>Go to library to look for Redwall books
>Not a one
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>>13672528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSp1NVsTrI
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>>13672545
>not pirating the whole series
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princess should stack princess princess
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>>13672557
Reading books on a computer is awful though
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>>13672545
>>13672557
really the library was doing you a favor
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>>13672545

piracy
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>>13672558
I'd stack my princesses.

Easier access.
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>>13672573
I have a kindle
It's nice for that stuff
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>>13672575
fuck you
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>>13672583
that stack isn't a complete stack i demand a refund
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>tfw fucking endii's eyebrows
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>>13672558
>all of the futa princess go on the stack to prepare for Anon's arrival
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>>13672596
New princesses are not included. That costs $19.99 extra.
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>>13672558
>tfw elslowmo hats us
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>>13672610
who's endii?
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>>13672610
Someone please post that pic with the eyebrow fucking
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I'm going to marry Princess Twilight Sparkle!
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>>13672379
>Weaver, i've told you this before, but i feel such a contempt for your art that it shakes me to my very core. The very essence of my being becomes shattered
you know what you need to do anon
you need to chill out

take a deep breath
count to ten

you know what I did? I have a little flower
and any time I need to calm down, I just take a nice big breath of its fragrance
breathe deep
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>>13672610
What's wrong with his eyebrows.
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>>13672660
gg are you chill right now?
like
really chill?
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>>13672660
I want to breathe in the fragrance of Caimon's bush
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>>13672645
congrats man, I've been on that waiting list forever
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>>13672645
I hope you have a nice wedding ceremony!

who's gonna be the best man?
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>fanfiction
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>>13672676
stop being me, anon
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>>13672660
are you
high?
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>>13672645
But I have already claimed all the princesses.
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>>13672676
Eew. Gross. If we're talking scents, Gillou and Agua are clearly the top choices.
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>>13672690
Except this one

this one was already taken
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>>13672690
That's impossible, I'm married to Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13672708
No, that one too.
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>>13672695

Shouldn't you be sucking my cock?
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>>13672695
>vibratingsweetiebelle.gif
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>>13672516
Please shoot me
Fruits, veggies, all-white clothes all have their seasons
But lady let me tell you, we don't NEED no REASONS
It can be a free-for-all, bathroom-stall, gotta-have affair
If you want to avoid it you might need some care

Over here 'winking' means just your eye
BUT it's not just friendly when someone strokes your thigh
Everyone seems to want a certain gal or guy
(We're flexible - even though you reach waist-high)

If you aren't interested, that's okay
But there's no certain date, that's not our way
Let me tell you todaaaaaayyyyy
We roll 'year round in OUR hay
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>>13672660
>you know what I did? I have a little flower
>and any time I need to calm down, I just take a nice big breath of its fragrance

This is the gayest thing I have ever read in MLPG
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>>13672688
I can't help it, I just want to bury my face between those thighs, get that clit in my mouth, and eat her out until she thrusts that bush right up my nose and soaks my chin, neck, and chest
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>>13672687
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/25966/austraeoh
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>>13672720
Are you a surfer and a wizard?
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>>13672681
flash sentry
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>>13672724
flowers are nature's bouquet anon
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File deleted.
Playing with Shading
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>>13672738
I am the best and most powerful surfing wizard.
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>>13672723
Don't quit your day job.
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>>13672695
I actually like Kraut's present pone style.
Too bad he's ded again.
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>>13672744
>flowers are nature's bouquet
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>>13672734
reminder that her bush is a foot in length
you could literally bury your face in it
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>>13672742
Well, he seems like a decent enough fellow!
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>>13672723
yes, this is good
needs a tune, a real over-the-top number, with trumpets
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>>13672749
neat!
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>>13672749
That's neat.
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>>13672772
Reminder that her bush probably smells boring. Gillou smells like petrichor and Agua smells like cactus juice.
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>>13672660

You're a shit head attention whore. Stay on the sub.
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>>13672763
Don't you fret none, Anon.
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>>13672744
Flowers are for little girls.
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>>13672778
>there will never be a season finale as good as BNE ever again
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Agua also smells like OH FUCK OWWW NEEDLES IN MY FACE
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>>13672788
Caimon's bush probably smells like vagina
and that's better than petrichor or cactus juice
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>>13672737
God damnit anon

I don't need more fanfics to read

I have so many to plow through
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>>13672796
>thumbnail looks like Anthro Lyra lying down on her side with her gigantic tits
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>>13672769
fucking sagan
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>>13672814
Sorry, Anon
Take it up with mewball I guess
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>>13672813
>reading fanfiction
>on purpose
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>>13672816
unf
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Here's the shading with that other color set, I thought it looked pretty cool.
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>>13672795
sounds like you need a flower to anon
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>>13672816

Billions and billions of pones
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>>13672806
she likes to swim in a swamp
have you ever heard the term "swamp ass"?
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>>13672829
carl sagan is not for sexual
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>>13672838
We've seen Gillou in a swamp more than Caimon
rekt
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>>13672737
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/25966/austraeoh
>200 chapters
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>>13672778
All I heard was fucking WANDER singing it, noodling on the banjo
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>>13672823
Well, yes

you can't accidentally read so much
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>>13672801
>Flowers are for little girls.
so are ponies
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>>13672846
I've looked at that fic before. All the chapters are like 200 words or so.
Looked kinda pretentious so I didn't bother. I prefer fluffier stuff then that.
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>>13672843
I'm a Caimonfag, faggot, I was just pointing it out
I'd still eat her pussy for days
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>>13672861
Oh god now I hear it too!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>13672871
Well that's okay then
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>>13672846
and a sequel of comparable length
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>>13672865

So what does that make flower ponies?
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>>13672865
sexually
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>>13672865
gg, why is caimon so attractive?

Like, so much more then the others
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>>13672861
That actually works pretty well, too
Songs about fuckin' are usually pretty versatile, don't take it personally. I've just got villain songs on the mind.
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>>13672887
They cancel each other out and they are for men
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>>13672883
I really, really didn't want to tack the picture on, it'd be nuclear-strength
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>>13672887
Not yours.
None of them.
Ever.
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>>13672870
>SS&E
>not the fluffiest prose in all fanfiction
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>>13672885
>>13672870
For what purpose?
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>>13672887
For testosterone pumped /fit/izens
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