Old cleric horse: >>13664338Cute pegasus edition
My kind of thread
>>13668607and then she will be teased forever for being an egghead
>>13668607Any of the ones that FlyingSaucer doesn't like
>>13668607Maybe Raindropsis that the one that has a trick?
>>13668607do alicorns count
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
Lightning bolt is a slob0/10 would not cuddle
>>13668644That is incorrectSassaflash is cutest pegasus
>>13668656yes otherwise rainbow dash wouldnt count
>>13668674>>13668665QUICK SOMEONE DRAW CLOTHES ON THESE PONIES
1. Google image your waifu2. Add Human to the pony name e.g. Luna Human3. Post first resultWould you give her the D
>>13668699She looks so happy with that outfit!It's adorable!
>>13668699Your villainy is beyond description
>>13668699>>13668714are you twoconspiring
Fluttershy is the cutest pegasus and the cutest pony
>>13668712nice Cadance cosplay, Rainbow
>>13668697.. most likely
>>13668607> He's mistaken for an exchange student> Asked to perform magical water-strider techniques> Manages to muddle through something she learned in Basic for Weather Team, complete with rainbow burst> She's a class favorite!> Somehow explaining being away from Ponyville and paying tuition and getting a couch to crash on is going to be a feat, but> It's feeling 'worth it' already
>>13668731and also my waifu
>>13668699>>13668714ha ha what is happening though
WHEN WILL BRAEBURNED POST HIS RAPE STACHE GOSH
>>13668754Brae does not have facial hair.
>>13668697I'd give her an A+
>>13668727They couldn't be, tex's cock is so puny I doubt rediv knows he exists
>>13668771what's with the retarded face and earsthis is a terrible design
>>13668736>You will never those warm breasts rest themselves on your chest as she snuggles up beside you
>>13668772SAD FOR A HWHILE
>>13668772that color scheme
WHAT EPISODE OF MLP TO WATCH
>>13668788the ears are a much better alternative to having a big protruding horn
>>13668788She's an elf because magic!
>>13668807SiP.Also.TwilightxAnon conscious meld when?
>>13668808Both are inferior to a wand
>>13668789I'd rather have them press against my back as she looks over my shoulder to see what I'm reading, acting like she doesn't realize it.
>>13668808>so basically, that means that i ain't gotta 'splain shit!!
>>13668808I disagree, summoner horn is much better than... THOSE. And the wings are horrible for the body, too.
>>13668808I kinda like horns if they're well doneI don't have any examples though
>>13668808Those ears need to be bigger!
>>13668817say that again
>>13668834I love this picture
>>13668767> not having facial hair
>>13668813elves have neat earsthose are terrible>>13668808ugh, this is an even worse design than the previous one
>>13668845fuck off witchdyke
wow the new Amnesia was terrible
>>13668834>raping people in publicthis ville of ponies is disgusting
>>13668853Maybe they thought a horn looked funny on a human head?
>>13668808i want to put my nose in human Twilight's butt
>>13668860>human twily>those ears>human
>>13668819>Celestia will never subtly press her breasts against you or bend over infront of you looking for some extra attention
>>13668872Why does she have such tiny wings?What kind of weird vest-hoodie is that?
>>13668874I doubt she'd take kindly to that
>>13668845Sorry man but that's a rather weak beard
>>13668858>Fluttershy Down Syndrome.jpg
Why don't you drawfags join the military and get an art MOS? You'll pretty much just draw commissions of guns and soldiers and shit for the government. That's what I'd do if I could draw.
>>13668903don't stick your tongue outA bird could come down and grab it
>>13668895My girlfriend guilted me into growing it a week ago and then complained the 'stache part was bristly, so that's only four days in. I'm hating how long it's gonna take to fill in properly.What the Hell are you supposed to do about the itch? Use conditioner?
>>13668899they want specific styles, and the drawfags don't match up
Why are we starting threads early? It's throwing me off.>Did they make a new thread?>No, it's only 241 images.>Why is no one responding?
>>13668894I'd firmly grasp the front of her thighs, so she couldn't shake me off no matter what
>>13668884clothing stunted her wing growth, she will never flytragic really
>>13668866>peopleAlso, they look so cute raping her!Shirley you can turn a blind eye to this.
>>13668882>she's behind you, her breasts pressing into your back>one hand idly tracing circles over your chest>her hair tickling your cheek and her voice right next to your ear
>>13668884wearing clothes is a side effect of going to earth
>>13668845>tfw can't grow anything more than a spic stache and a soul patch
>>13668895I think I have a stellar beard.But if I show it it'll be spammed for all time
>>13668911People want the attention of getting to make the thread so they make them early so that no one else can beat them to it.
>>13668899Call me when they want art of ponies and pony accessories.
>>13668909What styles would they want as far as /3/d art is concerned?
>>13668924Shaving twice a day ain't worth it, man.
>>13668908>What the Hell are you supposed to do about the itch? Use conditioner?Live through it.That's pretty much the only thing you can do
>>13668899>an idea this stupid
>>13668945I've never shaved. Ever.
>>13668903Just admit it rediv, you wouldn't give a guy with less then 8" the time of day.
>>13668931You could draw tiny horses and ponies in the background obscured by smoke and debris. It can be your legacy to be "that guy who drew ponies in official government artwork". Kinda like the guy who drew that dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid except you're not as likely to get fired for it.
>>13668894This would be a little better with real ears.
I prefer wings.
>>13668963Is she behind Rainbow Dash?
>>13668925Just crop your upper face then I want to see that beard
>>13668695>>BR keeps criticizing others artwork>>BR is a pretty mediocre artist himselfHe's not bad for a fetish artist.
>>13668959Anon would you fuck the hell right off already.
>>13668983I'll bash you
>>13668952It's not like you're gonna get deployed and have to ask the al quesadilla to hold still as you sketch them.
>>13668915This is just more of your anti-clothing propaganda isn't it?
>>13668995>>13668695I love bedroom eyes.
>>13668982big, angelic wings that are better to hug with
>>13669030That's just how the twins look with padding
>>13669007I bet you think this is cute.
>>13669040I want to hug that hobo and make her feel clean.
>>13669040>art of Celestia that isn't fetish motivatedit's like we're in a country that isn't Japan or America
>>13669049Sometimes I forget about all the exposed butts in this show.Is this what being in a nudist colony is like?
>>13669062That's my favorite kind of Celestia-art
Thump. Thump. Thump.Everything was dark. What was happening? Where was she? Twilight's mind was numb. Somewhere in the back of it, she could feel a dull thud, but she couldn't focus on it long enough to figure out what it was.Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.Whatever it was, it wasn't stopping. Her ears were ringing, her skull pounding, and it felt like somebody had tossed her body into blender. Something was shaking her pretty hard. She tried to move her limbs, but nothing was responding to her. Opening her eyes, everything was a colourful blur, and her tongue tasted like ash.Thump. Thump. Thwack.She felt groggy, exhausted for some reason. Was she even alive? That dull, pounding sound followed each rough jerk of her body, and as her senses were slowly returning to her, it was growing higher pitched, more like a wet slap.
>>13669062We're on the internet, so we're in all of the countries and none of them.
>>13669040Why does she look like a bum?
>>13669067>tfw no Little Pony Academia cartoon>with cute girls doing cute things and learning about friendship
> a gentle reminder people actually unfed to the thought of fucking Gloomyhttp://pastebin.com/PE2LXmxj
>>13669062A real shame how little there is
>>13669085why do people say thisI don't see it at all
>>13669092Gloomy is a nice horseI would do various things with and/or to herUnf-things among them
>>13669092If I were a pony would you boop me?
>>13669095>that distance between the shoulders and headsomeone decapitated my waifu ;_;
>expect amnesia: a machine for pigs to be great and saints row IV to be mediocre>it's the other way aroundhuh
>>13669112Any random pone? no.
>>13669111So you are telling me you dont find this cute Tex?
>>13669111What, you don't find this cute?
>>13669132Did Celestia perform that spell?
>>13669128I don't want to be all off topic but I'm so disappointed in Machine for Pigs. Something must have happened at the company that impacted the game considering it was delayed like 3 times.
>>13669101It's not like people haven't popped boners to worse.http://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3R
>>13669143Probably. I don't think we've seen another pony with Celestias spell color yet
>>13669080No one ever asks for that
>>13669158They let the Dear Esther people make it, that's what happened.
>>13669159You better write something more lengthy about Gloomy you sonovagunIt better be lewd
>>13669128Saints Row IV was a mega-blast.
>>13669132>>13669137N-no, of course I don't.
>>13669163I do. It just doesn't get picked very often.And it's not really humanized
>>13669128i really dislike the Saints Row games
>>13669167It wasn't the same people?That's funny because it reminded me EXACTLY of Dear Esther.
I WANT A PONY
>>13669106It's the lighting, is my guess. It's really dim; with light a source that close, she should really be more illuminated with more vibrant shadows, but it kind of blends together and looks muddier than it should be, so she looks "dirty." Even the metallic parts are pretty dull.That's my working theory.
>>13669176That image is suiting, but not what I posted.
>>13669030>I love bedroom eyes.Those bitches are sexy as hell. Dean's a pussy for ignoring their advances.
>>13669185Frictional wanted to hand off the engine and themes to another developer, and they picked The Chinese Room.
>>13669169I really don't know all the details about the fanon characterisation we've put in place for her, and Anon is this weird black slate until I just stab in backstory like some super-OC thingAnd at on that story's point it'd be mostly what you'd expect married couples to do when they're harried but really, really need to work out the tension.Maybe their first dinner party gets celebrated in style over the edge of the all-marble countertop?
Satyr Mti and Mua
>>13669211She's got a little bit of cloud on her buttI'll just get that for her
>>13669198Of course you do anon.You can have this pony
>>13669081Thwack. Thwack. Smack. Smack.Twilight let out a guttural moan as more and more feeling returned to her. Her vision cleared a bit, but all she could see was green and purple. Her arms and legs still weren't answering her, but she could feel grass underneath her, the smooth, soft strands of green cushioning her as she was being rocked against it. She was definitely alive. Passed out? Her mind was still fuzzy and she couldn't remember, but for some reason she was face down in the dirt. Electricity coursed up her spine as more the numbness faded, and oh Celestia! What had been a dull pounding was now a searing pain. It felt like her guts were on fire.Smack. Smack. Slap. Slap. Slap.Her hips were up in the air, and something wet was slapping against her behind. No, her rump was what was wet. She was completely drenched in something. Sweat? Mostly, but there was more. She felt warm, hot even. Too much so for it to be the weather.
>>13669233NO I DON'T WANT THAT PONY
>>13669233IM NOT HIM BUT I'LL TAKE IT IF HE DOESN'TI actually like Snips
>>13669137God that picture is visual diabetes. It is the cutest thing i have ever seen
>>13669226>touching the pone
>>13669215That's really lame.It was just disappointing across the board: Short, confusing mess of a story, hardly ever scary, the puzzle aspects and tinder boxes which I loved were removed. Fucking terrible.
>>13669218* blank slate, I don't knowWe've never had a black anon, right?
>>13669252hey she is my little pony and i say anon can touch her, but just to get the cloud off her butt
>>13669218>fanon characterisationThere isn't really oneShe's big and looks tired most of the timeThat's really all there isEnough shit goes on here that you could make a solid case for whatever personality you wanted
>>13669252I'll just do it really quickly so she doesn't notice
>>13669264>claiming pone as yoursPone should decide who can touch her or not
>>13669264Jokes on you, once i touch her butt she becomes my little pony
>>13669283It was on the box when i purchased her
>>13669006>Who's BR?Moron son of boronThe guy who draws big titty bitches and gives them pony hair and says his stuff is MLP art when it's just big titty bitches art.
>>13669298That's GR though
>>13669289you aren't touching her butt though you are plucking the cloud off her butt
>>13669293Then you got a fake onereal pone doesn't come with instructions
>Tex is attention whoring again
>>13669306it was all a clever ruse!once I'm in the area I'm going in for a full grab and maybe even a trip to under belly
>>13669218>>13669269I think the most enduring, in all her portrayals, be it simple friendly interaction to lewder pursuits, is that she's kind of melancholy, but truly enjoys time spent with company, and is pretty lonely and reclusive when she doesn't have any. Also kind of motherly or at least big sisterly.
would you take her to physical therapy every week?
>>13669235She'd better either be in heat or somehow passed out in the middle of a mid-Heat orgy
>>13669333then you violate the terms of our verbal agreement, thus keeping her as my pony and forfeiting all your ponies to me.
>>13669313What about it anon?
>>13669340You bet your bippy I will!
>>13669316>sentenal shit posting as anon again
>>13669340No she can walk herself.
>>13669353It's too late, I'm approaching the pony now
>>13669333>>13669353[takes the pony and runs]
>>13669377WHOO HOO HOO
>>13669338I like that one too
>>13669315>>13669357I love this artist
>>13669235Slap. Slap. Smack.Something was beating against her plush, cushy cheeks, leaving bruises across the round globes from the force. Her eyes opening wide, Twilight's pupils dilated as all the memories surrounding the past couple hours returned to her. She groaned, gagged, and heaved, lifting her head and coughing up a thick, wad of white from her lungs. She tried to use her hooves to lift herself up, but something was yanking them back roughly. Her knees were folded and pinned under her. Suddenly, she could feel someone's weight against her, something soft, warm, and slicked with sweat mashing against her spine."Oh, awake again, are we? Good! It's much less fun when they're asleep."
>>13669316>>Tex is posting againTex barely draws but tripfags all the time. He's the most visible, but ALL you drawfag niggers do it.You're all scum. Each and every one of you.
I'm going to kill myself, MBHG
>>13669388Me too. Especially the one I posted. Its awesome
>>13669426He loves Homestuck toowhat a guy
>>13669394If this is humanized ...
Can someone recommend a show to watch besides the one we discuss?
>>13669428do what now?
>>13669458The Last Air Bender
>>13669458American Horror Story
>>13669365what is your skype? I want to add you to the >fanfiction group
>>13669458gravity fallsbreaking bad
>>13669357>>13669377>>13669435Stop that you attention whores.
>>13669458Wonder Over YonderAdventures of Lois and ClarkAnything that isn't Big Bang TheoryFrasierLittlest Pet Shop if you really need some methodoneBarbie's Life In The Dreamhouse
>>13669394So far this is promising, but for some reason I feel like I shouldn't get my hopes up
>>13669458Gargoyles season 1 and 2.
>>13669458ucho kazoku. its about beavers
>>13669471I don't really have a Skype or a computer with a functional mic
>>13669458Watch wander over yonder
>>13669496you should make one. you don't need a mic to text chat.
>>13669422>meanwhile, barely any of the artists tripfag
>>13669476>Adventures of Lois and ClarkIt's not on Netflix any more and the CW website only has a rolling selection of like six episodesBut that's just about my favorite version of Superman
>>13669477you were right, im already bored
>>13669512Is this anything like the steam chat I keep hearing aspersions cast about?
Why is she so perfect?
>>13669541You didn't even have anything actually happen3/10 if it ends here
>>13669577she is a 2 bit slut
>>13669575nothing like it. smaller, too.
>>13669592alright, check the email field
pony says you deserve to anus
>>13669639I don't understand, mine or hers and what exactly?
>>13669639Why would pony say such a thing
What if pony gave you testicular torsion?
>>13669639Do I deserve pony's friendship?
>>13669693it had better have been an accident
>>13669708anus first, friendship later
>>13669693Stop, Touch, Tell
>>13668607winged lyra poni
>>13669693At least pony is real
>>13669719Sounds like my last boyfriend
>>13669753You weren't supposed to tell anyone.
>>13669693brutal remorseless murder
beb as usual
>>13669816I'm coupling with Gloomy right now.
>>13669816I'm jacking off, let me finish.
Hey I started my thing againhttp://ask-beacon.tumblr.com/
>>13669835Oh wow. An Ask blog. What an original idea!
Which pony is the smelliest
>>13669852play nice anon
>>13669856AJ after a hard day.Unless you count OC then Petunia or whatever
>>13669832Only if you show pics
>>13669823> The rosemary cashews are all gone, the guests have filed out of your warm atrium into the night, lights flickering down the drive. It has been a good night.> She hikes her apron back on and gives you a tired-but-happy look. It's the first dinner she's had where a guest didn't bring and subsequently spew spaghetti everywhere. It's the toast of the season.> She sidles up next to you in the well-appointed kitchen, all copper pots and dishes half-done by Come Alive Sink magic, and huffs a red wine groan into your neck.> "I didn't slave over a hot stove today without ... dessert, did I?"> Three low glasses of port in your belly and the rising tickling in your palms and that long plant tongue at your nape say "no, no she didn't."
>>13669856Sweetie Belle after a nice shit.
What's that one song that just get the creative juices flowing for you, MLPG?
>>13669875Fucking skype namefield.
>>13669875>apron still on
>>13669890Rainbow Dash's solo in at the gala
>>1366989099 BUCKETS OF OATS
>>13669898To be clear: She put it BACK on.
ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA
So when do we start streaming episodes?
>>13669915What's this now?
>>13669890https://myspace.com/jpnaanjapan/music/song/dance-of-pneuma-25211799-25012984forgive the myspace link, it's the only place i can find the album version
>>13669907I got that, yeahmakes it that much better
>>13669881Ask blogs for OC are pretty cliche.
>>13669933It looks like it's going to be more of a quest
>>13669903>tfw never be showered with diamonds
>>13669816I am too busy playing with pony's ears
>>13669913RADIO GOO GOO
>>13669340if she wasn't shitty like show Scootaloo
>not averaging 70+ notes every drawing you post
>>13669933It's more of a quest I can update at my leisure. But it's called "ask" because it's not really a quest. Also that means I can make non-serious updates.Know what I'm sayin'?
>>13669941>It looks like it's going to be more of a questTumblr isn't the best way to do quests.
>>13669898You have no idea how much I want to settle down with kids after I get a decent job going and host dinner parties and be sort of boring but well-rounded. Maybe a stay-at-home daddy.It helps getting my wife 'well-rounded' is my fetish
Why is it so hot watching guys cum?
My Little Pony is just an outlet for the pent up sexual frustrations you have in your body.
>>13670002That's been obvious for years
>>13670002No, you're thinking of masturbation.
>>13670002>>13670001haha, too perfect
>>13670002its more of a happy fantastical escape from boring difficult normalityThis thread is the sexual thing
>>13670002nah, its just that the characters are designed to be visually appealing. They have great symmetry, smooth-skin appearance, and are just generally cute.Same reason people are into anime. The moe is too strong to resist.The ones who usually dislike MLP are either A. turned off by the fandom or B. don't like cartoons
>>13669986Seems like an alright way to me if you like to take your time with each action.I guess he could make a thread on the sub, but a thread on /mlp/ would just 404 too quickly at this pace.
>>13669890i used to put the SGAP song of the pony i'm drawing on repeat while drawing said pone
>>13670002But I just like the cute ponies
>>13669996would you a chubby horse?
>>13670001i had a phase where i only fapped to oral creampies when the girl is giving head, but doesn't stop when the guy cums
I like to imagine the guy who invented the boomerang was some lonely engineer in his sophomore year of college jealous of the other people playing ultimate frisbee on the quad.
>>13670042I would, but I mean impregnation. I really, really want to make someone a mother and take my seed and grow round under my palm as husband and wife expecting to be a mother and fatherThis is the first real boner I've had in ages, Jesus.
>>13670053wasn't it aboriginals? me might have re-invented it, but his idea was aboriginal
>>13670059well i hope you have some lovely satyrs
>>13670049Thats funny, I fap to the thought of getting an oral creampie
>>13670073Okay but are you a girl
>>13670072Those would be nice, but I was thinking my long-term girlfriend.
>>13670080epic meme :)
>>13670058Ruin her asshole! Ruin it!!
>>13670087oh, well good luck with that too
your waifu is now cosplaying as shantae
Mlpg, should I go back to WoW?
>>13670163wow is deder then mlpg
>>13670163Unless you'd think you would find it fun. No.
>waifuI never want to hear this word again. So sick of it.The joke is fuckin' played out guys.
Why can't we play UT2K4?
>>13670163NoLearn to program with your saved time
>>13670119Now I need of Pinkie in said outfit. Not that she doesn't have enough outfits, but this is one I wouldn't mind seeing new artist's take on.
>>13670184that isn't ponut
>>13670163as a longtime WoW player and one who probably won't quit until they blow up the servers themselvesno
>>13670206Shop some ponies in there.
>>13670207Of course it isn't, that's a legitimate word.
>>13670192Because everyone here is a pleb
>>13670163sure, you can come play with me
>>13670198He's right though.
>>13670202Now I need a picture* of...Ugh.
>>13670209This, if you've already invested so much into that shite game, you should see how it all implodes. If you've taken long breaks, stay away.
>>13670192because it is 0pone
>>13670198hes right though
Rarity can't stop sucking dicks. Literally. It's a condition
>>13670184I would straight up marry a pone. What you gonna do about it
I'm so lonely
>>13670252Jake can't stop turning into cop stuff
>>13670261make some frens faget
>>13670252It's called Lockjaw, Anon, and it just happened at a really bad time.
>>13670266I don't know how should I feel because I don't mind this happening to me
Pinkie Pie loves Rainbow Dash
>>13670305Pretty normal considering you are in mlpgExcept for the fact its FluttershyThat poor person
>>13670163No.Unless you like playing shitty single player ARPGS with optional co-op.
>>13670301this is what Celestia's letter said in ep 1. Spike was just paraphrasing
>>13670163Go make a free level 58 character on Tera then ERP since thats all people do on MMOs now.
Why are all golfers old, white, humorless assholes?In every prank video I've ever seen if the person even slightly annoys them they hit them with their club and shout death threats from behind their ray-bans and visors.
>>13670345Golf is largely a way for rich fucks to talk buisness
>That isn't what I meant when I said try one of our apples, Anon! My flank is gonna sting for hours now.
>>13670350My faithful subject, have you learned nothing of the magic of friendship?
>your waifu wants to talk
>>13670314Na they're just friends
>>13670416you don't love your friends?
>>13670350>friends>the gang's all here.gif
>>13670416>implying platonic love is not a thing
Twilight wants to wear the saddle tonight
Do internet friends count as actual friends?
>>13670449Is it flannel?
>>13670427Well, maybe, but I wouldn't put my tongue in their butt.
>>13670449Why does Sylvia wear a bridle?
>>13670459but would you put your tongue in a female friends Vagina? you know just to help them relieve a little stress?
>>13670471only if she's a pony
QUICK MLPGWhat is your most shameful pony fap?
>>13670352Gentlemen only ladies forbidden>and we'll call it that so our wives fuck off while we're playing
>your waifu has a cuddling fetish
>>13670493The ones to my own art
>>13670506My waifu is me?
>>13670510Jailbait pls go
>>13670506I know, she's very up front about it
>>13670387Why is Anon always a pussy or a passive-aggressive idiot
>>13670493Futa Rainbow dash cockvore
>>13670533>M/SI don't recognize this termRefresh my memory
>>13670493Twilight on top. Mare teats are my jam and I came harder than I had in weeks.
>Just found out the last Breaking Bad episode was called Ozymandias>Not sure if it's a Watchman reference or Ramasses II reference NeatProbably the pharaoh though
>>13670559Mother/SonButtoncest, (aged up)Pound/Cup Cake
>>13670567probably the pharoah, you dummy.
>>13670493it was either anon fucking rumble, colts frotting or frotting with spike (he had the double d)
>>13670572just Fluttershy or other ponies too?
>>13670493i don't know, but i always feel dirty for fapping to horse butts
>>13670599Just Fluttershy. Dash doesn't want a cuddle slut reputation.
>>13670567the sonnet by Shelley, which is pretty apt considering how much Walt took a nosedive in that last episode.
>>13670567>>13670586probably, most specifically, the poem
>>13670506How often does she have a cuddlegasm?
>>13670634Would that be an ASMR?
>>13670493Convincing my girlfriend to do pony-play and call me "stud." I was thinking of Twilight the whole time.
Why don't you visit more often?
>>13670596>frotting with spike (he had the double d)>hold the tips together>stick your dick between his shafts
Any tips on how to edge for a long period
>>13670506>Cold winter morning>Waifu still half asleep>Everytime you try to get out of bed waifu tugs you closer
>>13670695you're deadand how the fuck are you speaking english
>>13670695You died before I was bornThat's a pretty good reason isn't it?
WHY ARE WE NOT HORSINGHARDER
>>13670695because the cookie business is closed, gramma. I'm sorry I couldn't bring myself to tell you sooner, but it's over. We crashed the market.
>>13670697>not holding his hips down while you thrust in the space between them
>>13670695Because one of you is dead and the other tried to ruin my life and the lives of my mother father and brothers
this pony needs you to chair her committee on agricultural rainwater distributionwill you be able to do it?
>find artist who draws a pretty nice horse dick>browse through his gallery>his dickgirl cat fursona has a horse dick>his dickgirl dragon fursona has a horse dick>horse dicks everywhere>only horse dicksi think i am ok with this
>>13670722All I felt was really shameful when I nearly cried out "Twily." It was a near thing.
>>13670731STOP BEING MY FAVORITE TRIPFAG THIS INSTANT FAGGOT
>>13670731I literally horsed all morning, i brushed horses, petted horses, and even took lots of pictures of horses
>>13670731oddly enough, we're just horsing around and should pony harder
>>13670731pone is resting and will be back soon
>>13670722Oh right, that oneI like itI wish there had been a couple showing the event
>>13670751What the fuck is wrong with Celestia?
>>13670698Find someone to circlejerk withWhen you get close, start chatting with them about fetishesNeither of you can cum if the other isn't close at the same timeThat or just practice more. Try focusing your session more on finding good porn and barely focus on jerking. I've gone 5+ hours that way
>>13670751Fluttershy's face always makes me laugh, she's just like "Damn she got her shit wrecked that easy.."
>>13670738between his dicks, rather, not his hips
>>13670748Well you didn'tNo need to be embarrassed over something that did not happen
>>13670758> having a favorite tripfag
>>13670745>>his dickgirl dragon fursona has a horse dickBut dragon dicks can be so coolHorsecocks are great and all, but variety is the spice of life
>>13670698i use a pocket pussy. While if you arent careful you can get off really quickly, if you just let it sit on your dick it helps keep you aroused without doing much else.
>>13670743I would engineer the shit out of that project. Water towers and irrigation canals, river divertions, dams, cross country pipes
>>13670766shes a stupid dumb big horse idiot
>>13670784I don't know, maybeMaybe I should consider imagining human Twilight at least
>>13670800You also have to manage the distribution of rainwater to the farmers, and to oversee that it is used responsibly, and without abuse.
>>13670731>"Oh Rarity, I'm so glad you're not NoHooves"
>>13670786you do too
>>13670758I'm not sure how that's possible unless I do something that totally burns you - And I don't want to make you unhappy, Anon.>>13670759That sounds nice!>>13670760Oh. Is there a difference semantically?>>13670762Then why didn't they leave a 'be back soon' card?
>>13670830nah, just wanted to do horse puns
>>13670731Why are two changelings disguised as Rarity and Twilight making out?
>>13670809Hmm, that last part is a tough one. I could sell the water to farmers ensuring that they produce enough food to be able to afford water, or I could issue some kind of credit system. The question is, we know human nature can be selfish, but does that really apply to ponies?
>>13670830What are you, sentenal?
>>13670845Sorry, 1-minute timer really screwing up my game. I try not to make multi-responses a habit.
Fluttershy is pretty
>>13670865Flutterzoo is best tag
>>13670839They're the real deal, but they're practice-kissing. Or at least that's what Twilight thinks.
>>13670767But isn't the whole point of edging is to be in that near-cum state, without tipping over? Browsing for good porn just makes me lose focus and mood.>>13670796I'll try this. Does this work?
>>13670863can you post the whole comic?
>>13670865Fluttershy would probably be to motherly to fuck
>>13670880>I'll try this. Does this work?it works for me
>>13670860no dike>Then why didn't they leave a 'be back soon' card?if she wanted to talk to you she will you fucking sperg lord
>>13670843flim and flam are greedy captialists, and so is DT's family
>>13670873Some of the things in it are neatI like https://derpibooru.org/390960
>>13670886How can motherliness be an impediment to fucking?
When you make love, do you look in the mirror?Who do you think of?Is it my little pony
Posting Russian pony now.
>>13670876Look at their legsTotal changelings
>>13670880>isn't the whole point of edging is to be in that near-cum state, without tipping overTraditionally, yes, but thats how I get my longest sessions and I get the same effects of edging. I blow huge loads and get full body shakesAlso, I get the giggles when I do finally cum
>>13670910>Enter her"Oh you're a big boy">Cum in her"Great job anon mama's so proud"Muh boner
>>13670905"Be back soon," like the signs. The joke was why didn't she leave a sign in her place of business, we need our boops.You're kind of fast and loose with diagnosing Asperger's, aren't you fella?
>>13670927>you will never give Berry the giggles
>>13670924The notch out of Rarity's leg looks a little odd but it could be that artist's interpetation of fetlocks feathering away from the legIf there were holes through I'd be in agreement
>>13670937>mamaI hate that word.
>>13670158Ya drawin' tonight partner?
>>13670886>Implying Fluttershy wouldn't wrap her legs around you>Implying her mouth wouldn't be agape the whole time>Implying she wouldn't make tiny shallow breaths every time you thrustShe'd be inexperienced or at least act it
>>13670956I usually do, especially when its writtenBut they way Fluttershy said it was fucking hot
>>13670978No thank you.
>>13670965>her body shaking and coo as she orgasms, clutching you as hard as she canunf
>>13670978Some pony hands me Panka at a birthday party.
>>13671002Never take a random Pinkie from a stranger at a party, you don't know what's in it.
i had a dream where pony hacked my webcam and uploaded embarrassing shots of me onto MLPGfuck you pony
>>13670996>Her arms wrapped around your back>She spasms so hard when she cums that she lifts her entire body up to your chest>Holds there and kisses you once she comes down a little
>>13671013>you don't know what's in it.UNF
>>13671005What kind of cutiemark is a scootaloo?
>>13670960don't provoke him further
>>13671041Do you think she ever gets hungry and just eats that flower?
>>13671024>Photos of you jerking off>EmbarrassingI'm sure someone here would jerk off to you
>>13670766Horse is very old, she lies down alot. Stop telling us she's dead.
You can experience Equestria, but only in a ten-second loop. As you strike the pavement the loop happens again and again.Can your favorite pony break the loop and free you?
>>13671059YesI bet she has a supply
>>13671092That's stupid, i want another hypothetical
I tried something a bit different with the coloring. Thoughts?It looks really muddy to me.
>>13671107Shading on her head/face looks odd
>>13671104You can enter and stay in Equestria if - and only if - you can get Rarity to break out in raucous rip-snorting laughter in front of her genteel Canterlot friends.Can you do it? HOW do you do it?
>>13671092>Fluttershy corrals a swarm of butterfliesProblem solved
>>13671124I fart in the middle of dinner.
>>13671124She probably likes high-class humorI'd have to come up with a stand up routine I think.
>>13671124How do I get Rarity to laugh if I'm not in Equestria though? That seems impossible.
>>13671124Make fun of how absurd the stuffy, high class ponies are.
Here's just the sketch.
>>13671107It looks weird, but I don't know anything about colors so I'm not going to try to offer advice
>>13671138It really is a thing of mine, anonThe thought of you jerking off turns me on.I'm already hard just thinking about it>>13671149please anon, I can't help what turns me on
>>13671169You're in the room for the duration of the dinner, to be banished promptly if you score a Seinfeld or lesser on the funny scale.
>>13671124>"Hey Cena! WHO'S FUCKING YOUR WIFE TONIGHT?"
>>13671199that's really hotnow I'm turned on
>>13671222It seems to be working ...
>>13671244You're making someone else masturbate to you, anon
>>13671244>>13671199is this going to become some sort of masturbational feedback loop
>>13671288this is a really great feelgreat enough to fap to
>>13671289what has pony so giddy?
>>13671244Would you jerk off to someone jerking off to you jerking off?
>>13671199hey anonI just woke up and spent like 30 minutes jacking itI didn't actually finish so now I'm now I'm all hard again
>>13671299I hope you're not just joking, because I'm not
Would you let Pinkie make a mess in your kitchen every day if she liked to come over and have her breakfast with you?
>>13671323i'm definitely not
Pinkie Pie is really amazed that you could shoot that far.
>>13671291it cannot be contained
>>13671315p-please, pent up loads just make me want to suck someone off
>>13671331It has nothing to do with my personal strength, PinkieIt depends on the power of the firearm.
>>13671312i fap to futas fapping
When will you learn?
>>13671359only after losing everything
>>13671331yeah you like that 7.62x54r don't you bitch
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO RAINBOW DASH!
>>13671377what'cha gonna do, cry about it?
>>13671383IF SHE WANTS THAT HASH
>>13671315when was the last time you came? do you have a really big load to shoot? Are you dripping pre already?
pony wants you to finish inside
>>13671402But I'm almost finished painting this sunset.
>>13671402R-rarity sama! I-i'm close!!
what if Fluttershy was a 3.5 Druid?
OO EH RIGH ERE AHON
>>13671404ohsorryI didn't mean to upset you
>>13671398Not at all the person you're speaking with, but the thought of celebration-fucking Peaches left me with a long drip to my knee. I haven't done that since 18.
>>13671345I find that just about everything makes me want to suck someone off except actual human interaction>>13671398about a day ago, decently sized and I don't really drip preI haven't been taking my stack lately, sorry
Would Rarity have a Mini, or a Fiat 500?
>>13671493mini cooper broheim
>>13671445was there ever any sort of follow-up or anything beyond the original session?>>13671490Chistery quest npc
>>13671493i want to say mini
>>13671507Too Sporty for rarity
>>13671445I'm so jealous of you. I usually only get like one drip of pre when I'm really closeI want to milk some pre out of you and have it drip from your head onto my tongue>>13671488Don't be sorry, you've got me pretty worked up. Do you edge usually?
>>13671508>quest NPCtell me more
>>13671524not intentionally, sometimes it just takes me a really long time to get offit's kind of annoyingas much as I enjoy thinking about cute ponies fucking each-other, I can't help but think there are more productive uses of my time then dropping an hour jerking it while idling in mlpg
>>13671438needless to say i didn't last very long
>>13671536lobotomy quest because contrivancesdoctor was gay for us
pony got into your pizza again
>>13671586I finished all the pizza last nightI don't know pony got in to, but it wasn't that
>>13671586Well I did invite her over for pizza and to watch the game
>>13671554Just spreading the truth
>>13671555I'm the same way usually, it depends on which of my fetishes I'm indulging inI sometimes cum before the guy I'm talking to blows his load
>>13671554Pones are cute when they're mad
>futa trixie will never shrink you and let you play with her dick
>>13671567>contrivancesThat's not quite the word I'd useIt'd just be pretty inappropriate for a doctor or medical staff to enter a romantic relationship with a patient or guarantee, so it just came out of left fieldExcept it didn't, the guy literally gave quest anon chocolates for hearts and hooves dayBut I mean if that's your thing, uhBelieve it
>>13671660The only size difference I like is NATURAL size differencePonies fit that perfectly
>>13671538>Rarity: Aston because it's comfortable>Twilight: Porsche because it's a nerd's car>Dash: Ferrari because she has no imagination>Applejack: Dodge because it's American>Fluttershy: McLaren because it's nice to the planet>Pinkie: Lamborghini because it's insane
>>13671694Are you going to put all that on your pastebin? I missed a lot of the first bits
>>13671660>futa trixie will never rest her musky and hefty balls on your mouth as she saddles the rest of your face
>>13671726>>Twilight: Porsche because it's a nerd's carYou mean a Honda Civic, right?
>>13671694Which dictionary is that? I'm pretty sure that dude was insulting you.>con·triv·ance>noun \kən-ˈtrī-vən(t)s\>: something that causes things to happen in a story in a way that does not seem natural or believable
>>13671724that's cool too, I guess
>>13671727Now that I've made one, sureI'll split it up though
I miss when when hotglue threads were common
Pony should not lick pony.
>>13671764pony has licked pony since the dawn of timeyou cannot stop it
>>13671764pony should eat pony
>>13671726>Dash has no imaginationDYEWTS?
>>13671768aw jeez Fluts, you didn't have to get me that. You've got a lot of potential, you know, you just have to have some more interesting episodes is all.
>>13671744It can stick as someone feeling they've been cheated as a reader or player, so I read it as 1 or 2, not 3.The real trouble is how hard can you really hint someone likes you when you're bound up in red tape other than the obvious - always making excuses to spend time with you, leaving little gifts, leveling with you when it might cost him his job?I figured if the players didn't work it out it wouldn't be unjustified for them to steal a kiss before Anon might die in the chair.
fresco fre-frescofresco fre-fresco
>>13671793r63 Shining, or r63 Big Mac?
>>13671817Neither, both as girlycolts
>>13671817Regular Macintosh on r63 Shiny
>>13671787Don't let this fuck nigga talk to you like that Fluttershy. You don't owe him shit
>>13671821that wasn't an option on the table. choose from what's given, or you'll get nothing.
>>13671839Fine, fuckR63 Shining Armormudpony a shit
QUICK POST YOUR OC SHIPPING
>>13671817r63 shinnySurfer bro chick that's also a huge ca/tg/irl?I can seriously dig it.
>>13671853Gloomy x Anon OTP
>>13671853red ribbon x mewanon
>>13671861>you will never rock her wet cleft with her own dock
>>13671853DarknessXShadowswordI don't know if these are actually oc's.They probably are.
Fluttershy making out with a mouse last night shouldn't have turned me on.
>>13671853Silver Shield/Victory RoseThey like each other even if they'll never admit it.
>>13671865Are we thinking about the same Chronicle, here?To be paired with sweet, lovable Palette?
>>13671912I don't have a cap of it, it was a quest in a general
>>13671907So I WASN'T the only person thinking it!
>>13671915That's the oneI've shipped it ever since they stood next to each other at bronycon
How could you?
>>13671945that's not celestia
>>13671937I... huh.I'm not sure what to think about that.Is there any art of it?>>13671962Rarity and Rigby makes even less sense than Mordetwi, what the fuck
>>13671975>Is there any art of it?of course not, no one ever draws Chronicle
>>13671951Look, dude, she's gained like a TON of weight since you saw her.
>>13671962>mordetwilightBesides that, it's kinda cute and the art is nice
>>13671975HOW DOES IT MAKE LESS SENSE
>>13671993celestia is a pony
>>13672010Okay, look, once you hit like 700 pounds there you turn into a Human. She fucked you because she's a chubby chaser, alright? You understand now?Look what you've made her do. Now "Scales" triggers her on like six different levels.
My friend doesn't like you.I don't like you, either.
>>13672036this is the oddest fanfic of a fanfic yet
>>13672049You'd better watch yourselfI have the death sentence on 12 systems!
>>13672059>>13672015>>13671962>>13671894I didn't know cartuneslover16 posted in MLPG
>>13672059It even has a watermark
>>13672077>Gilda shot first
>>13672049>bdf is ded
FUCK, I missed the ACTUAL circlejerk.
>>13672161oh shit, not again
>>13672179no not again, I just liked the picture
>>13672161What's in the box?
>>13672161Pinkie Pie, you can't surgically remove my butt.I forbid it.
>>13672166I'm with Mordecai on this one
>>13671962>>13672015>>13672059>>13672166i got your fucking mordetwi right here
>>13672161Pretty okay. You're a funny little fella, aren't you Pinkie?
>>13672217GGwhyactually, I shouldn't even ask
>>13672217I don't understand
Would anyone be nice enough to tell me when the next comic release is?
>>13672217Here comes the shit poster.
Pony is going to give an anti-drug presentation to little fillies and colts tomorrow.
>>13672217GG I finally managed to capture a girl and did everything like in your pictures but I couldn't get the little hearts to come out of her.What did I do wrong?
>>13672234Mordecai from Borderlands sometimes says "Feel it".The End
>>13672230Hey, Pinkie, I got to go, I'm leaving my box of fruit pies here, okay? Keep them safe.
>>13672155I got bored and stopped masturbating, I didn't actually get off or anything
>>13672230S-sorry, Pinkie, I meant "filly." "Fella" can mean little boys or girls back home in a pinch.
>>13671975I think someone drew a picture of it oncebut I don't have it saved
>>13672245but pone love drug
>>13672247You don't capture girlslet her go anonchill out
>>13672236Maybe this coming Wednesday, maybe the week after.
>>13671906I know that feel anon...serious.
>>13672269No pone doesn't.Especially these two.
>>13672277He's lying anon, he wants all the girls for himself.
>>13672257please anon, I only had to go for a few minutes, I didn't mean to leave you frustratedmaybe we can try again?
>>13671906I honestly thought she was gonna eat the mouse
why did pinkie pie murder fluttershy
>>13672300booping is like drug to pony
>>13672318She couldn't handle her girth.
>>13672318She's going to be okay
>>13672277> Glitter Glue telling other people to let people goOkayOkayWe've all had a good laughNow tell us how to rope them up so they can't struggle
>>13672322No it's more like Soda.
>>13672322>Come on anon I NEED it, just one more time then I'll stop>Ohhhh~ yeah that's some good boop
>>13672356>Marker, you need help.
>>13672217Weaver, i've told you this before, but i feel such a contempt for your art that it shakes me to my very core. The very essence of my being becomes shattered
>>13672361That drugged Asoka thread I hijacked into being a drugged sex slave back on /co/ springs to mind
so how about that purple?
>>13672361>Gloomy, you don't understand... it's soooooo good. Just try it...
>>13672394I hope they do the first few episodes right with her getting used to her wings in humorous ways
>>13672395>No.>But it's->No.>But->NO.>...>boop>AUGH! Dammit Marke...!>...Whooooooly shit...>See? Good shit, right?>Fuuuuuuck...~
>>13672394She is rather sarcastic
>>13672394WHERE'S HER HORN?THAT'S NOT THE REAL TWILIGHT
>>13672399this bitch already performed a freakIN Sonic Rainboom in MMC and they already did the LOL in EQG
>>13672399It'll lead up to the "Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash try to help her learn and both do it in ways that don't work and she figures it out some other way"
>>13672434You'd be sarcastic if you were a pony without clothes too.
>>13672458I thought you left.
I hope everyone arriving in Equestria from Earth gets a song and dance number.I'm thinking something in the vein ofhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2gOr something caustically sarcastic, like "My Little Humie"
twily should twily twily
>>13672394She's cute, even when stripped down to Earth status.
>>13672458I would be perfectly content and clothes-free if I were a ponyI will not succumb to your frilly propaganda
>>13672485the humans will also have a song number for the ponies explaining the concept of "sex drive"
>>13672515WEAR A HAT YOU NUDIST
>>13672485Twilight Sparkle would immediately become super curious how you made it through the mirror when it's not time for it and why you didn't change from a human.Then when you finally hashed that out that you didn't come from a mirror, she would be incredibly curious and want to show you off to her friends and the other princesses.
>>13672485Canonically, they do, if they arrive in Ponyville. Courtesy of Pinkie.
>>13672485>not arriving as an ancient evilhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
>Go to library to look for Redwall books>Not a one
>>13672545>not pirating the whole series
princess should stack princess princess
>>13672557Reading books on a computer is awful though
>>13672545>>13672557really the library was doing you a favor
>>13672558I'd stack my princesses.Easier access.
>>13672573I have a kindleIt's nice for that stuff
>>13672583that stack isn't a complete stack i demand a refund
>tfw fucking endii's eyebrows
>>13672558>all of the futa princess go on the stack to prepare for Anon's arrival
>>13672596New princesses are not included. That costs $19.99 extra.
>>13672558>tfw elslowmo hats us
>>13672610Someone please post that pic with the eyebrow fucking
I'm going to marry Princess Twilight Sparkle!
>>13672379>Weaver, i've told you this before, but i feel such a contempt for your art that it shakes me to my very core. The very essence of my being becomes shatteredyou know what you need to do anonyou need to chill outtake a deep breathcount to tenyou know what I did? I have a little flowerand any time I need to calm down, I just take a nice big breath of its fragrancebreathe deep
>>13672610What's wrong with his eyebrows.
>>13672660gg are you chill right now?likereally chill?
>>13672660I want to breathe in the fragrance of Caimon's bush
>>13672645congrats man, I've been on that waiting list forever
>>13672645I hope you have a nice wedding ceremony!who's gonna be the best man?
>>13672676stop being me, anon
>>13672645But I have already claimed all the princesses.
>>13672676Eew. Gross. If we're talking scents, Gillou and Agua are clearly the top choices.
>>13672690Except this onethis one was already taken
>>13672690That's impossible, I'm married to Twilight Sparkle.
>>13672708No, that one too.
>>13672695Shouldn't you be sucking my cock?
>>13672516Please shoot meFruits, veggies, all-white clothes all have their seasonsBut lady let me tell you, we don't NEED no REASONSIt can be a free-for-all, bathroom-stall, gotta-have affairIf you want to avoid it you might need some careOver here 'winking' means just your eyeBUT it's not just friendly when someone strokes your thighEveryone seems to want a certain gal or guy(We're flexible - even though you reach waist-high)If you aren't interested, that's okayBut there's no certain date, that's not our wayLet me tell you todaaaaaayyyyyWe roll 'year round in OUR hay
>>13672660>you know what I did? I have a little flower>and any time I need to calm down, I just take a nice big breath of its fragranceThis is the gayest thing I have ever read in MLPG
>>13672688I can't help it, I just want to bury my face between those thighs, get that clit in my mouth, and eat her out until she thrusts that bush right up my nose and soaks my chin, neck, and chest
>>13672720Are you a surfer and a wizard?
>>13672724flowers are nature's bouquet anon
Playing with Shading
>>13672738I am the best and most powerful surfing wizard.
>>13672723Don't quit your day job.
>>13672695I actually like Kraut's present pone style.Too bad he's ded again.
>>13672744>flowers are nature's bouquet
>>13672734reminder that her bush is a foot in lengthyou could literally bury your face in it
>>13672742Well, he seems like a decent enough fellow!
>>13672723yes, this is goodneeds a tune, a real over-the-top number, with trumpets
>>13672772Reminder that her bush probably smells boring. Gillou smells like petrichor and Agua smells like cactus juice.
>>13672660You're a shit head attention whore. Stay on the sub.
>>13672763Don't you fret none, Anon.
>>13672744Flowers are for little girls.
>>13672778>there will never be a season finale as good as BNE ever again
Agua also smells like OH FUCK OWWW NEEDLES IN MY FACE
>>13672788Caimon's bush probably smells like vaginaand that's better than petrichor or cactus juice
>>13672737God damnit anonI don't need more fanfics to readI have so many to plow through
>>13672796>thumbnail looks like Anthro Lyra lying down on her side with her gigantic tits
>>13672814Sorry, AnonTake it up with mewball I guess
>>13672813>reading fanfiction>on purpose
Here's the shading with that other color set, I thought it looked pretty cool.
>>13672795sounds like you need a flower to anon
>>13672816Billions and billions of pones
>>13672806she likes to swim in a swamphave you ever heard the term "swamp ass"?
>>13672829carl sagan is not for sexual
>>13672838We've seen Gillou in a swamp more than Caimonrekt
>>13672778All I heard was fucking WANDER singing it, noodling on the banjo
>>13672823Well, yesyou can't accidentally read so much
>>13672801>Flowers are for little girls.so are ponies
>>13672846I've looked at that fic before. All the chapters are like 200 words or so.Looked kinda pretentious so I didn't bother. I prefer fluffier stuff then that.
>>13672843I'm a Caimonfag, faggot, I was just pointing it outI'd still eat her pussy for days
>>13672861Oh god now I hear it too!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>13672871Well that's okay then
>>13672846and a sequel of comparable length
>>13672865So what does that make flower ponies?
>>13672865gg, why is caimon so attractive?Like, so much more then the others
>>13672861That actually works pretty well, tooSongs about fuckin' are usually pretty versatile, don't take it personally. I've just got villain songs on the mind.
>>13672887They cancel each other out and they are for men
>>13672883I really, really didn't want to tack the picture on, it'd be nuclear-strength
>>13672887Not yours.None of them.Ever.
>>13672870>SS&E>not the fluffiest prose in all fanfiction
>>13672885>>13672870For what purpose?
>>13672887For testosterone pumped /fit/izens