Old rancid horse: >>13661317The human horse!Which horse is the cutest human?
YOUR THREAD IS SHIT
My dog just farted.
>2 months leftthese are going to be the hardest
>Want to make a thread since a while>Fuck up bad apparentlyShould I delete then..? I tried.
>>13664350That's a good point. I'll try to keep that in mind next time I draw it.
>>13664398You can't delete threads.
>>13664398it's not marked so you can kill it if you really wantbut you don't have tojust try not to fuck up so hard next time
Celestia giving you a 6-limbed hug.
You know, there aren't enough pictures of rose in clothing.Some drawfags should get on that.
>>13664393We don't care.
>>13664414frotting with Futalestia
>>13664422I will destroy you
Now that S4 is getting closer a part of me is telling me that maybe is time to move on
>>13664431ANYTHING with futalestiaYES, PLEASE
pony wants to dance the safety dance
>>13664393Quit posting eqd no one gives a damn
The male VAs are so much better than the maim 6 Va'sThough Celestias va is
>>13664398You can't delete threads anymore take that mitoAnd since we are already here, we might as well stay.But seriously, how can you fuck up making a new horse? You just have to get the topic right and link to the old horse.
>>13664434Come at me nerd
>>13664429yes you do
>>13664450tabitha is best vaand I say this as someone who does not care for rararaaaeraearrararaarrara
>>13664447she can dance if she wants to
>>13664453I wanted to make it special
>>13664434Hey, I'll get pictures of my waifu if I want.
>>13664434>he doesn't want pretty pony to wear pretty dresseswhat the fuck is wrong with you, fs
>>13664450Bitch they got nothing on T Pot>is the first one to make jokes about double entenders in the script during recording>brings cookies to the studio
>>13664457>all those pones in clothesThat is the worst alternate realityTHE WORST
>>13664457>applebloom as a little newsieoh god my heart
>>13664463>not caring for best pony
we rose in clothes now
>>13664482hell yes we are
>>13664472You want ponies to be naked?What a weirdo.
>>13664495that little horsey thing applebloom does is just too cute
>>13664472You're such a faggotI'd post Rose in clothing but unfortunately I don't have any drawing like that so have a sad rose instead
>>13664472Why do you deny pone her right to be POSITIVELY FANCY?
>>13664482>>13664492I have stumbled into a nightmare>>13664495Naked ponies are best ponies
So was MLPG bothered by the timer increase?
Why would Moot make it so we can't delete our own threads?
>>13664508she just wants to be like yo-u-u-ushe wants to walk like youtalk like you too-oo-oo
why is pone sad?
>>13664513It's annoying sometimes
>>13664521I didn't bother till now but it seems to be the new epic memeWhat is it about
>>13664515To make you think before making a thread.
>>13664527because S4 is going to be shit
>>13664514I bet that he drew the short straw>>13664515People were deleting their own threads and blamming the mods
>>13664513I was. I keep running into the limiter all the time, even though I don't post all that much.
>>13664513I don't like it much.It's kind of confusing, too. Do images effect it, or what?30 seconds was perfectly fine, changing it to 60 doesn't really change anything.
>>13664542>I bet that he drew the short strawsomething something tex's 5 incher
>>13664527because anon made her wear clothes
>>13664545Nothing affects it, it's 60s and that's it.
Statistics: The Gatheringhttp://strawpoll.me/460477
>>13664514>blame yourself, or spaerkI choose Spaerk. Fuck that guy.
>>13664558nsa pls go
>>13664558That poll is rigged
Help me decide1 or 2
>>13664578flip a coin
>>136645783 master race
>>13664558>no Pip-chanfagSomeday you all will recognize the greatness of this little QT
>>13664578>1 or 2>Not 5Casual
>>13664549Pone is sad because flyingshithead took away her fancy dresses.Those dresses made her so happy. What a jerk.
>>13664573I can't find my Celestia rigged the votes one. Damn.
pipsqueak is a nerd
>30 votes>no dashfags>more sergalfags than flutterfagspegasi a shit
>>13664595I'm guessing rediv's awake?
>>13664590pony stick figures are the cutest thing
>>13664602I voted cadenceI'm not rediv
>>13664612Yeah, Jalm did a good job.
I'm a Gildafag, Flutterfag, Celestiafag, Applefag, and Discord fagI want a vote with more than one option
>2 months more so we can be disappointed by Meghan
>>13664625>i can't choose because i'm a fag fag
>>13664617she is a very nice pony
>>13664635>30 options>4>I can't chooseAnyway, I voted for my favorite.
>>13664588This evil must be opposed
>>13664558>no octi/vinylCOME ON STRAWPOLL
>>13664647But she's so happy
>>13664643Was there really a point in making that post?
>>13664567It's actually my fault, but he asked for it, thinking that book princess isn't #1 princess.
>>13664653Stop being a faggot ReiAlso there's an option for that.
>>13664656you say like that there's a point to any of these posts
>>13664653>being a background pony brony
>>13664654I'd take that pony out for a nice cafe brunch on a sunny day.
>>13664663There's more point than just fucking reiterating somethingdon't be retarded
>>13664682you put those back on this instant
>>13664690>Twilight likes to make her wings invisible every now and then just to see the reaction other ponies give her.>It usually makes Celestia laugh, at least.
>>13664703>she accidentally drops the genital cloaking spell while doing this
>>13664706that's not a very good scrunch
>>13664706Having fun drawing in school?
Alright, I was just kidding around.here.
>>13664720>tfw no shout;_;7
Why is Lauren so butthurt?Can't she accept that the show is better without her?Or is she butthurt because Meghan is better than her?
>>13664727feels good man
>>13664707>everyone sees each and every one of her thirty seven nether tentacles>the mind wiping spell works well enough, but shreds of memories remain in the collective subconscious>legends of elder gods appearing behind royalty begin that day
>>13664731>Can't she accept that the show is better without her?But it's not
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK
NEARLY 40 UNIQUE IPSNO DASHFAGS
Would you help pone record a cover of her favorite My Bloody Hearts and Hooves album by running a vacuum cleaner in the background?
>>13664750It isAlicorn Twilight is about to prove to be the best thing for the show
>>13664758>40 people browsing MLPGI thought we were like 10 at best
>>13664731I think it's the fact that the guy is pretty much insulting lauren and linking her to it
>>13664757OR BALLOONS FLYING OVER YOUR FAVORITE DRINK
>>13664772last year it was still 200
>>13664765Not now pony, I'm recording with my sunn O))) cover band.
>>13664758And nobody spam voted Celestia?The curse is lifted!
>>13664785Last year is last yearI'm talking about current hiatus times
>>13664731>>13664771the bait strong in this on
>>1366477238 fags voted within the span of two threads
>>13664771Okay I laughed
How do I describe mlpg to someone thats never seen it?
>>13664810....Why would you?
>>13664810A bunch of people talking about horse butts
>>13664805>that feel when I'm an Apple, Ponk and Celestia fag but voted for Applepone, because I'm an apple to the core.
>>13664810Shitposting fetishistic off-topic horse retards
>>13664805what the fuck I voted for RDor is this another poll?
>>13664805>tfw no Rumble
>>13664828>Apple to the coreGood pun, anon, good pun
>tfw MLPG hate pone
>>13664789Pony is upset and goes to her room to sulk and listen to her favorite album that you've probably never heard of.
>>13664842Your vote isnt acknowledged for good
>>13664858Only the blue dyke one.
>>13664737>twilight sparkle cries about it to you that night while you massage her tentacles
>>13664847background pony brony
Rebno Des a shit
>>13664858I don't hate Dash, she's just not my favorite.And I've really never written anything about her either. Should fix that I guess.
>>13664842that was me
>>13664858Cheer up dash, you just tied with the angry russian sergal!
pony wants to be your girlfriend
>>13664868i watched the show 2 times, but i failed to find any lesbian pony in it
>>13664882We all agree
>>13664774seriously, what an autist
>>13664880U wanna go m8?
>>13664858But I just voted for you
>>13664910pony must accept that i'm too unprepared for any kind of commitment further than "friends who know just how fucking lewd they can be to each other"
>>13664910Of course pony can be my girlfriendunless she's a stallion or something
>>13664886Aj is obligatory second best pone
>>13664896i bet they hang out and bond over their mutual unpopularity>then dash gets drunk and eats the whole sergal
>>13664929Where is that guy that always posts luna picturesI forgot the name
>>13664795Don't tempt me
>>13664910I'll have to take pony on a few dates first
>tfw dynamic IPhaha, time to put trixie up there.
>>13664930go get em' fearsome tinypone
>>13664910No she doesn't, stop lying to me bro.She just likes going to concerts with me and hanging out at the shop afterward. And sometimes surprise visits me with cake or doughnuts and we have coffee with 'em while watching the afternoon shows, then naps at my place before having to go do whatever it is she does all day.
>>13664942It would be pretty easy to notice considering ponies don't wear clothes. Just check to see if she has a marecunt or a giant horsecock when she isn't looking.
>>13664942>unless she's a stallion or somethingO-of course not, this is just some kind of temporary thing. You'll help her, right?
>Trixie and Babswhat the fuck Rei?if you are going to draw weird pairings then at least also draw more ghost light
T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
>>13664946While ross jerks off in the bushes
>>13664948You aren't the same guy who did it before....are you?
>>13664947Roogna is a Gildafag though
>>13664952Get out Seth.
>>13664805I'm from the front page and I voted.
>>13664963yes though he still looks pretty feminine so who cares, would date
>>13664963I'd love her even if she was a him. Same with all of my top 4 ponies.
>>13664907that's the joke
>>13664975Na, I wouldn't rig a vote that actually matters
Total slave for donkey cocks!
>>13664982I'll do it
>>13664946unf>>13664971but he hates vore
>>13664805Books. Final destination.
I missed somethingWhat the fuck is sergal
Total slave for dank ass weed nigga.
>>13665000That horse needs therapy
>>13665008What happens when a russian fucks a bear, that half-bear fucks a wolf, and that manbearwolf downs a bottle of vodka and draws a self portrait.
>>13664963Yeah, sure, I guesssex probably wouldn't be a guarantee, though
Total slave for le epic memes
>>13664999>Actually matters>Rotational waifu questsThat aside, somewhat disappointed. I wanted to know if that particular anon stuck around and saw SmutAnon's quest and enjoyed it or not.
>>13665029So to clarify, it's a quarter man, quarter bear, half wolf hybrid?
>>13664990So you didn't get the joke even as I posted a drawing from me with that comment? Come on, man.
>>13665008This is sergal.
>>13665046What a terrible OCWhy is MLPG obsessing over it?
>>13665041I am aware
>>13665050I know, we should obsess over Caimon instead.
>>13665039No, it's a quarter man, quarter bear, half wolf hybrid's drunken self portrait that might have had vodka spilled on it at some point
>>13665035I'm pretty sure I know who it was and if I'm right he didn't read it because he claimed that only Aspirant and some other writefag whos name I forgot can write Celestia in characterAnd with 'matters' I meant that the poll actually has any influence
I have no pone and I must boop
>>13665050That hurts, man.
>>13665050because it has a prehensile clitoris and shares MLPG's interest in raping, killing, and eating everything.everything.every. thing.
>>13665050>OCIt's a monster thing. I forget if it's even from a tabletop system, but there was a popular troll on /tg/ who only posted Sergal pictures while arguing semantics with the rest of the board in pseudo antiquated format.>My good sir,And all that.>>13665067That's funny, because when I wrote any kind of Celestia during any other tidbit I wrote he didn't like that either. Then again, I think that might've been two separate anons since the one had already expressed disappointment in my characterization, but the other rigged the poll anyway.Doesn't matter in the end, I was just curious about any closure to that anon's wishes.
>>13665050It's just the shitposters newest flavor of the month.
>>13665087>>13665093Into the trash it goes!
When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city. They shipped me off to the orphanage, said ditch those roots if you want to fit in.
>>13665118russian jazz pinkie brew > pinkie's brew > other FiW songs
>>13665118When THE PIMPS IN THE CRIB MADROP IT LIKE ITS HOTDROP IT LIKE ITS HOT
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>13665102Did you read the Quest though?
>>13665128Pinkie's Brew > It'll be OK > Gypsy Bard > Sweetie's Race > Sees Bad > all
>>13665128The Gypsy Pinkie's Brew and It'll Be Okay are tied for me.
Sergals are repellent
>not sharing your pizza with pony
>>13665099Patrician Tier:Caimon, GillouHigh Tier:Agua, Paula, DewbonMid Tier:Elinda, Veronica, GumberryPlebeian Tier:Princess Bitch, Wosyet, Gnathodelli, Meara
>>13665128Merzbow > Kidz Bop > FiW songs
>>13665154the word your looking for is "repulsive"
>>13665156>gg shit art>patricianlel
>>13665165No it isn't.
>>13665139I saw the ending but missed some of the in between bits. Need to go back and read it all. It was good, even without seeing all the lead up. Good work. Everyone seemed very pleased with the ending as well.I hope your writing for the VN is going well, also.
>>13665156This is my listIt was made for me
So when you get Caimon in bed does she wrap her arms around you and roll around?Or is that HOW she gets you in to bed?
>>13665154i don't know, they're kind of cute.Shame they'll never be as adorable as everything in equestria. They can go fuck off and live in their swamp or whatever.
>>13665182Oh, I'm not SmutAnon, sorry.
>>13665156Woyset would be fun to mess with. She's very emotional for a golem.
>>13665194No, she clamps her jaws down on your arm and rolls around, twisting the limb, breaking the bone, and tearing the flesh off, dragging you underwater until a combination of drowning and blood loss leads to unconsciousness, whereupon she devours what's left of you.
>>13665199unrelated question: do you know a good way to get vomit out of a laptop keyboard?
>>13665156>Monster girls I like tier:Caimon, Princess Bitch>Monster girls that are okay tier:Gnathodelli, Agua, Gillou, Dewbon>Meh tier:Veronica, Gumberry, Wosyet, Meara>Who? tier:Elinda>Eileen tier:Paulafixed
>>13665156Caimon and Gillou are entry-tier monsterwaifus
>>13665201Oh.Well, whatever. What I saw of it was good.
>>13665215gorefag pls fuck off, fluffy pony threads miss you
>>13665217Lighter fluid gallons of it
HIGH TIER>PONEMID TIER>SATYRLOW TIER>HUMANHERETICAL TIER>GG SHIT MONSTERGAL>TG SHIT MANBEARWOLFDVODKASELFPORTRAIT>APPLEBLOOM
>>13665229why not just 250 mL of it?
>>13665156>not liking Princess bitch
>>13665232Finally a list I can agree with
>>13665232>Satyr over HumanOpinion invalidated
>>13665232I can agree with this. Except for appablewm being that low.
>>13665232>AppleBloomWhy just AppleBloom is heretical CMC?
>just helped make and frost 300 cupcakes for a wedding>it wasnt fun at all it was tortureFUCK YOU TO HELL PINKIE YOU LIED TO ME
>>13665218Elinda's the preying mantis girl in a one-piece swimsuit.
>>13665232WHAT IF PONY WAS GG MONSTERGIRLWHAT THEN
>>13665244>Sweetie Belle after trying to get her cutie mark as a plumber.jpg
>>13665232>HIGH TIERPoneHuman>HERETICAL TIERSatyrMonstergirlSharkraptorPonka poe
>>13664534You just ha a shiba inu say silly things with bad grammar in comic sans.
>>13665252She wasn't there to make it fun, anon. That's not her fault.I think.
>>13665232>applebloomwhoever you areI will wrek you
>>13665252you just went full Pinkamena Diane
GG's art is sexycute.
>>13665260That's some high tier heresy anon
>>13665218>Liking Princess BitchGet a load of this guy.mkv
>>13665259Oh. She'd go in okay tier.
>>13665237ea plsthats not how dicks work
>>13665260that picture is suspiciously anthroy. i need to see the full before i rage.
>>13665199where does MLPG keep their emergency boner suppression kit?
>>13665288I think you should just jack off.
>>13665283Save the inquisition for tomorrow, I'm kinda tired.>>13665288You'd be right
>>13665252>listening to PinkieOkay, now tell me why?
>>13665298>emergency boner suppression kitHaha! Hahahahaha!
>>13665298Over by ross.
>>13665266>feeling of being appalled
>>13665315Fuck off Mandark
>>13665326you finally have ponybut pony can only laugh like mandarkwhat do
>>13665326That wasn't even the right pattern for Mandark's laugh, you fool.
>>13665334laugh my ass off
>>13665334get my vocal cords surgically removed
>>13665316Have a free sample
AHAHA! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
>>13664963BraeburnedIf this is your means of introduction to the Bubble Berry Quest, that's okay but please finish Ponko first
What if monstermare
>>13665341Yeah I misread and thought he had three ha's in the first part.
>>13665334Hatch plan with pone.Mandark laugh with pone when its finished.The plan was to get ice cream
>>13665235I hope he draws more Trixie like this.But with bigger tits. What's the point of that amazing cock if she doesn't have a rack to complement it?
>>13665354what, is she a sumo wrestler?
>>13665334Fluttershy laughing like Mandark would be great, even if it would make it hard to tell what's forced
>>13665015That's not coffee, that's INK, man.
>>13665357That's a pretty old picture and I'm not Braeburned.
>>13665359We'll need more evidence for your hypothesis.
>>13665359Would you uproot Maredragora?
>>13665362My good sir, you are an enormous furfag.
>>13665375Alright, sorry. He's leading up to some Bubble Berry Quest and all.http://braeburned.com/post/61234415074/someone-wanted-to-see-what-bubble-berry-quest
>>13665372Would her voice get more robust, or would it be her quiet squeaky laugh in Mandark's pattern?I think the latter would be adorable.
>>13665359I'd rather have monster mares than monster girls
>>13665372An episode where Pinkie and Fluttershy decide to hatch up an evil plan and both laugh like Mandark would be great.
>>13665362Rei seems to be torn between DFC or bountiful bubbly breasts.Maybe rubbing them together would help him make up his mind?
>>13665385>not for sexual.png
>>13665389brae is great, he even did a futa edithttp://derpibooru.org/429787
>>13665359Some of those transfer well into pony form but....eeeeh. I dunno. Half the things from that book want to eat your soul through your dick anyway. Or just eat you.
>>13665406Do you have that picture of pone Caimon around? I forgot to save it.
>>13665407What a fucking goon.
>>13665393She'd keep her voice.>"Hahaha. Haha! Ha-um. I mean, that was pretty funny."
>>13665389I'm sure the image got you excited, but you should really take the time to read>(I CANT DO THE WHOLE THING JEEZ)He's just doing an edit of an image or two from Pinkie quest.http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/16/429054__pinkie+pie_explicit_nudity_human_blushing_penis_rule+63_gay_human+on+pony+action_anon_bubble+berry_artist-colon-braeburned_pony+on+human+action.png
>>136654161,3,5, and 9
>>13665416What if instead of taking care of animals fluttershy took care of monster mares?
>>13665432aw yeah, what a cutieThanks!
>>13665417>vagina isn't leaking tooIMMERSION LOST
>>13665428I freely admit to crossing the street without looking both ways. I deserved this bus.Here, have a hoodie.
>>13665385My good sir, I beg of you, do go fuck yourself. If anyone is going to post shitty rumble pictures and talk like a snob, it's going to be me.
>>13665385Sorry kid, but when it comes to dickgirls, they gotta have a nice set of tits too.
>>13665434She could probably pull it off, she's taken care of harder
>>13665443tell him to fix it then, his site's right there on the pici would like some leakage too
>>13665434She would be very busy
>>13665445you kind of have to draw sergals for that to work
>>13665447Derpy just looks so confused. It's kinda cute.
>>13665457>13>Hey Fluttershy, I dropped something in my box, mind getting it out for me
Pony just put you in the friendzone.
>>13665434She'd end up more a harem manager than a real caretaker.Though I suppose keeping the succubi from draining the souls from ponyville denizens would be the most important bit. Probably.>>13665457>>13665416I would run and/or go on an adventure quest involving some of these monsterpones. Either as encounters or companions.
>>13665432what is caimon's special talent
We also have the dragon version
>>13665478>harem manager>implying she would not be the one the monster mares turn their lust to
>>13665446there are some nice flatchested futas too>inb4 yea they're called guys!!!
>>13665477Is that anything like the dangerzone?
>>13665483>what is caimon's special talentCajun cooking maybe
>>13665485>Caimon's Cousin from out west
>>13665494>>inb4 yea they're called guys!!!no, those are traps
>>13665099> Caimon watches Lilo and Stitch> Decides the flaming fuel truck thing looked awesome, this is a ticket to YouTube fame for sure!> It does, but --> Well, video counts don't pay for burn ward care
>>13665491Yes, but she's only one pony. She'd have to get help dealing with all those desires from someone. Or a group of someones. Especially if she likes not being a zombie.
>>13665505you just had to be smart
>>13665478There are more to pick from
>>13665529did you draw these?
>>13665470it would be like that scene from Lady and the Tramp
>>13665529I figured, but I meant more the concept is appealing than picking from those specific ones already listed. Could be fun.Did they ever finish this thing? I know the artist was trying to get them all colored and put in a compendium of sorts. Was it ever finished?
>>13665533No I just found them from the internet Last one
I've just realised that I'm going to die in this thread
>>13665533They kind of look like they were drawn by Lemon and Jalm's lovechild
>>13665564Yeah I finally just recognized it as you postedHe's dead isn't he
>>13665573seems that way
>>13665550you should ever be so lucky
>>13665611>tfw your waifu defends you
>>13665611no. I'm staying in this cottage with your forever, and nobody can stop me. By the way, i sent Angel bunny out on a long trip.
>>13665596>Fuck bee monstermare >Her stinger keeps slapping your ass with every thrust>>13665611You're right, Fluttershy. I've had too much pone this morning.
Fluttershy doesn't understand why she has to wear this all the time for you.
>>13665624NOW I can unf to this.
>people still enjoy the fandom
>>13665641i told you not to ask questions. Looks like i'll have to spank you again. Go find the paddle. The big one.
>>13665660If i didn't enjoy MLPG I wouldn't be here right now
I wish to rub my peen on something soft and warm.Preferably part of another person with similar desires.
>>13665624>she begs you to pollinate her and make her bear your swarmlings
>>13665666I'm mostly here because I already have been so long and might as well see how it ends.
I -- I think I finished it.
>>13665675you rubbed your peen on ross and got stuck in his rolls of fat
>>13665660I don't even really like MLP in general anymore I just come here because I did for such a long time.Hard to get rid of habits
>>13665692ross isn't fat
>>13665691I don't wanna marry a horse!
>>13665691>not finishing the angry Latin chanting oneGoat plsplsAlso why don't you wear your name?
>>13665691Man, that looks really great!I'm worrying about you Goat, you know that you can only have one waifu, right?
>>13665691She looks like she has a lazy eye.Shouldn't she be gazing at the 4th wall?
>>13665691When you get to the point where you marry the hiatus thread it's time to stop, isn't it
>>13665689>tfw not many radio commercials in GTA 5
>>13665694Yeah it's really changed in hiatus
>>13665691I want to boop the bride
>>13665691> no AAx16TRY IT AGAINNo please it's perfect. I have to start saving for a ring in the real world, I think
>>13665709>not marrying Gloomywhat are you, stupid?
>>13665691Looks good! For some reason I don't remember her having lines through her tail/lower hair like that, but my picture folder's a bit messed up so I can't check at the moment.
>>13665694It still goes through good and bad bouts, if not bad more often latelyIt comes down to how much you can ignore I think
>>13665724ewget a thread first you two
>>13665729Having sex with one I understand, but why would you want to be hitched to one?
>>13665691The smile is a bit weak for having tears of joy
>>13665691> "Come to beb, sweetie ..."
Pony wants you to know that everything is going to be okay.
>>13665736Artistic freedom I guess.
>>13665735Gloomy is a big mare thoughShe doesn't need anyone to take care of her
Reminder that WayForward wants to make a real pony game.
Derpy does seem awfully excited about that letter she has...Who do you think it's from? What do you think it says?
>>13665752Pony can go fuck itself.
>>13665736he said it was to make it prettierlike you'd do at a wedding
>>13665752No it won't.
>>13665762I don't think marriage is supposed to be about needing someone to take care of you, Anon...
>>13665611But I love you Fluttershy! I didn't know that vitamin supplement I put in Angel's food was rat poison!
>Marry gloomy>think she's chill>The next day she's wakes you up in a stained sharkraptorwolfbearrussian fursuit>HEY ANON WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUTA PONIES>I LOVE FUTA PONIES>UNF UNF I HOPE ROSS DRAWS ANOTHER PICTURE>BUT FIRST LET'S GET STOOOOOONED>THEN YOU CAN SUCK MY FUTA MARECOCK>FUTA MARECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK>HOLY SHIT NEVERMIND I THINK TEX IS SHITPOSTING SOMEWHERE FUCK THAT GUY I HAVE TO GO CALL HIM A FAG BRB LOL
>>13665762How much do you think that horse eats in a day?
>>13665762>Gloomy is a big mare thoughFor you
>>13665691What happens when the hiatus is over?
>>13665779a mare after my own heart...
>>13665782ok i recognize the guy in the image but i can't place him....
>>13665710That can be arranged, Anon. Also, I dunno. I just don't feel like it right now.>>13665711>implying I'd ever cheat on my waifuI thought we knew each other better, man.>>13665736She doesn't normally have those, but I wanted to make her mane and tail a bit fancier.
>>13665779that's terrible but I laughedI hope divorce is legal in Equestria
>>13665784You can put her into your pocket and take her anywhere
>>13665782Getting caught was part of my plan
>>13665789boku no littlefinger
>>13665790i would marry hiatuspone
>>13665784We'll have to wait and see.
>>13665810>>13665807But her Aspect is ded horse, so any time late at night, she will find her succor.
>>13665779>breakfast is consumed by her rambling about rediv's vagina>she does all the household chores while screaming about monstergirls>takes a nap for lunch>pesters anon about a fursona he doesn't have while making dinner>serenades anon with tubby wubby pony waifu before bed>fucks him with her futa marecock>sits still as a statue, eyes wide for the next few hours, interrupted by proclamations of dedness and pony preferences>cycle repeats
>>13665807I want to marry or take in Marker Pony when the show is over.
>>13665832>keeps a pet sergal and feeds it shitposts
>>13665832>>serenades anon with tubby wubby pony waifu before bed>>fucks him with her futa marecockAnd that's why you stay with her
Gloomy falls into a deathlike trance when the show startsThe entire marker family turns to ash when the ride ends.
>>13665832>>sits still as a statue, eyes wide for the next few hours, interrupted by proclamations of dedness and pony preferencesmy sides
>>13665681>you have to be careful with that stinger when you're rutting her from behind to keep yourself from getting poked>you learned that the hard way - last time you got stung you were out cold for hours>fortunately she took good care of you the whole time>...after finishing what the two of you had started, of course>she assures you she won't try that again - the sex is a lot less fun when you're not moving
>>13665843Would you put on puppet shows for her that are "new episodes" to cheer her up?
>>13665790The eyes are still wonky.
>>13665852marker pony move out of the house and on with her life
>>13665865I will do one better. I will DRAW her a comic series!
>>13665847>to be honest, you think you're starting to prefer the pet to your wife>but you're getting tired of scooping concentrated shitposting up in the backyard>the time you stepped in BCS was just awful
>>13665832Let's not even begin to pretend Marker pone is any better>DID YOU LIKE THAT LAST EPISODE?>I DID>IT WAS SHIT>YOU SHOULD DRAW PORN OF IT
>>13665885>that and the sergal has a nasty habit of trying to eat the mailmare>or you
>>13665904>wake up and find the sergal dead>PURGE THE HERESY is written on the walls in blood>looks like gloomy is on a 40K kick again
Let's not marry MLPGIt's a silly horse
>>13665922>"Embrace your hunger, your lust, your desire. The universe is ours for the taking!" >Gloomy please
>>13665922>leaving blood, or a bodybro do you even purge? fire or bust>come back from work to find a shipment of stolen contributor panties sitting there>marker is trying on 8 pairs at once
>>13665946You're right, but people here think they have a shoot in marrying their waifu. Can you believe that?
you can marry a threadpone, but she drops dead every few hours and a new pone pops into existence right next to her corpse
>>13665751>you'll never consummate your marriage with Gloomy, seeing her laying in bed with her gown stripped away save for the garters, her tail covering up her naughty bits and her eyes gazing at you half-lidded as she bites her lower lip and flutters her eyelashes at you
Fluttershy is attempting to draw you
DAMMIT GOAT LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
>>13665966DRAW THIS*grabs dick*
>>13665832>mid coitus she shouts "GREATER THAN RAPE"
Remember when this scene happened? Were you surprised to see it like I was? I really wasnt expected the show to go all out showing a character bawling in tears, usually they have the character just run off without a word or just shrug it off.
>>13665958By new pony do you mean she's identical to marker or gloomy?Does she retain all the same memories? Did it hurt?
>>13665966It'll be just stick figures. I know her too well.
>>13665973I remember that episode hitting me pretty hardRD was amazing, and so was Fluttershy
>>13665973Yeah, and it hit me pretty hard
>>13665979NOT THAT YOU'RE BETTER ANON
>>13665968>anon I can't see what you're holding from all the way over here
>>13665973Great scene. Hoping to see more like that in S4.
>>13665973>>13665987That episode was so damn good.
>>13665968I should probably apologize, huh.
>>13665960That'd be effective but you could break it down a little. You've got several STATES of being for her clothing, her, her eyes and one action - a lipbite and an eye-flutter - all running in train. For that matter, "you'll never" ruins any suspension of disbelief. If you want to make it hurt just leave that part out. Longing does the job for you."Consummating your marriage" gives the game away at that - at this point you're just getting drawn into your marriage bed for the first time with someone who's so comfortably familiar but brand-new - your wife, your lover, your Booperkins."Covering up" is also a little cold or impersonal when it could be "draping."
>>13665958>this happens mid coitus>suddenly she's standing next to you egging you on
>>13665977>Does she retain all the same memories?Thank god for the archive
>>13665987Dash was great in S2 and S1 and S3
>>13665973The FUCK scene was this?
>>13666014>she whispers one word into your ear>unf
>>13666026hurricane fluttershy>>13666009>Booperkins.god damnit that is adorable
>>13665973Its a nice scene but the mood of it is completely different compare to the other episodes.At least its not a fucking shitty episode like Putting your Hooves Down where they force the emotional crap on that pony just because.
>>13666009>Booperkinsthat was terriblenever say that again
>>13666026A rapidly-rotating storm system characterised by a low-pressure centre, strong winds, and a spiral arrangement of thunderstorms that produce heavy rain named after Fluttershy
>>13665995Shut up Rarity. We all don't have precision magic like you do.
>>13666034What part of PYHD felt forced to you?It wasn't my favorite episode but i didn't think it was bad.
>>13666037As pet names go that's probably better than "your Play-Doh-maned fucksleeve."
>>13666009I'd like to see your take on the scenarionot in a "let's see you do better" way, I just think you'd do a better job of it than I did
>>13666056but boops are Marker's thing
>>13666056I like playdoh maned fucksleeve better, actually
>>13666046This is why I never discuss the show with Twilight
>>13666053>let make everyone a bitch to Fluttershy!The whole fucking town for the first half the episode. Iron Will and Fluttershy deserve a better episode than that crap.But then again, this is Merriweather we are talking about and she sure love to write anger in all her episodes.
>>13666025except for episodes written by merriwether
>>13666075Was that some kind of coop thing? Because the line art looks like the artist kinda knew what he was doing while the coloring is shit
>>13666080even mmdw did good for dash in the long run
What if S4 has backstory building?
>>13666079Merriweather is a not a bad writer, she's made some damn good episodes on other shows, her style just doesnt mesh with THIS show.Either that or she just phones it in, so to speak.
>>13666079I thought that everyone treating Fluttershy like a doormat was kind of the point for the first half of the episode. They had to show that she needed Iron Will's help and only so much time to do it in, and since they were just random townsfolk it didn't feel out of character or anything.
>>13666031Dealing with threadhorse's cycling fetishes would be tiring>Put this collar on me and call me slut>now lick my hooves>this sucks, I'm going to swallow you now
>>13666104the nightmare moon scene practically guarantees this
>>13666042Do you think pony would like it if I added jalapeno to the chili con carne?
>>13666091Because it got Dash some pity points because it was so awful?
>>13666091Thats what I always maintained. It did make her less of a braggart afterwards. But for her to learn that she has to become one more than usual. And what was a better way for that to happen than getting her relentlessly hero worshiped and inflating her ego.
>>13666112>not "this sucks, I want you to swallow me now"for shame anonshaaaaaaaame>she briefly, ever so briefly gets philophilia, but forgets what to do with it.
Dammit dammit dammit
>>13666123I just hope that there are some Dash episodes in S4 that don't revolve around how awesome she thinks she is or the Wonderbolts.
>>13666135WA was qq
>>13666075Oh man I wish I was Fluttershy there.
>>13666135Sleepless was not particularly about either of those
>>13666128>curled up in her stomach>"Ok, now you swallow me!">???
>>13666152I know and it was wonderful. my favorite of S3.
>>13666152Scootaloo is the worst
>>13666135She'll be an awesome alicorn Wonderbolt princess.
>>13666135But many of her episodes are not about that
>>13666107>Merriweather is a not a bad writer, she's made some damn good episodes on other showsThis is a retarded excuse to defend Merriweather. Every episode she made in this serie somehow screw up, one way or another. Just because she made a good Spongebob Episode does not mean shit in the long run or for other shows.>>13666109I see it otherwise. They were all bitches to Fluttershy, and when they force the anger crap to Fluttershy, she was a bitch to everyone else.And then there is the part where Pinkie and Rarity act that way to Fluttershy in the beginning and constantly consider Iron Will a monster. Its a load of bull crap and definitely stray the overall feel of the series.
>>13666135But she is a Wonderbolt now!
>>13666133come on, it was just a mini sentry
>>13666157>oh yeah, I guess you'll have to take the long way out
>>13666166brokenenglishanon pls, nothing in the episode was out of character.
MLPG i got to brush a horses mane today.
>>13666163That's it!I amTotally awesomeheh heh
>>13666183Was it a cartoon pony?
>>13666171No, she isn't.
>>13666183Did you grab it's ass?
>>13666183me too. i also scratched it's chin.and it unsheathed, despite being gelded.
>>13666135Most of her episodes arent about that.
>>13666176as long as its clean
>>13666191I said horse, but most of them were blonde maned and had orangeish coats.>>13666199I brushed its ass, petted its face, and one of them licked me in the face.
>>13666181>Disagreeing with an opinion>call him a shitposterI guess this is the reason why no one talks about the show in this thread.>>13666212There is a different between "joining an academy" and being in the team itself. Your hero is not a wonderbolt, yet.
>>13666174You suck, orange alien
>>13666193Technically, we don't know if she actually left or not.
>>13666166Pinkie and Rarity are nothing but friendly to Fluttershy the whole time, they just were trying to help her in the beginning to not be such a wuss. You can't really compare them to everyone else since they never had malicious intent.The monster thing I could take or leave since it felt kind of tangential to the point, and the episode could be summed up as another Fluttershy Learns to be Assertive. But I didn't think it was terrible, the plot still flowed nice and had multiple enjoyable parts.
>>13666219>I brushed its ass, petted its face, and one of them licked me in the face.Way to make me jellyI thought about taking riding lessons once I finish my studies and have a job, I already had a few back when I was young and its a lot of fun
>>13666186That part of the song always makes me smile.
>>13666212Evo pls go
>>13666219Did they smell like shit?
>>13666229Whatever! What would you know? She probably is.
>>13666248Generally no, but i mean it did when one of them pooped.
>>13666251I'm not Rose
>>13666232Maybe, but I would like it if Dash kept off the Wonderbolt stuff for awhile. At least until the season finale where we see all the 6mane in their older years.
>>13666232She was never a wonderbolt in the first place
>>13666229Who called anybody a shitposter?
>>13666229are you misquoting someone? nowhere in that post did he call him a shitposter.
The original ending made it clearer, but Rainbow Dash isn't a Wonderbolt yet.It's more like she went to Space Camp, but isn't an astronaut yet.
>>13666283It's pretty fucking clear even with the canon ending
>>13666289and the episodes that followed
fart fart fart faaaaarrrt
>>13666234Pinkie's and Rarity's action isn't really in their personality, either. It make it seem that they could easily be replace with some other ponies. Their intention weren't malicious, but they were no helpful, either.I did not actually enjoy the episode simply because not only they force anger into everyone in the episode, but they force a lesson onto Fluttershy that isn't her strength or her harmony.
>>13666063FFfffffine> You close the door and seal away the plate-clinking and high thin laughter of the party. Gloomy seems at home in the quiet and sudden darkness of the room, leaning heavily against your hip.> She fills the stillness with a burbling giggle, "Some party, huh?"> Blearily you crook your arm around her long neck, the silky mane wafting something in 'hibiscus' against the Oxford. You croak, "Ain't no party like a MLPG-Club party."> Her cheek finds the hallow of your collar bone. She's warm from the bubbly and the dancing; she has a sheen on. Sort of after a long healthy run.> Her sudden kiss tastes distinctly more sharp and floral than after her 'constitutional', though. It lasts for maybe a second or two, but time's flowing in starts and stops since "I do."> You break off, wrapping a bit tighter and stroke her long mane The veil's long gone but her dress still ties in a simple knot between her shoulders. With a short nuzzle against your ear Gloomy signals for "a little help."> The knot comes loose and she groans audibly, mixing with the slow cool bristle of silk sliding down her coat. Her trotting form ambles in the darkness to the wide fourposter, pinks merging perfectly with the oak and linen whites in the half light. She strikes up on one foreleg, stretching her barrel over a side - one eye banking a smoulder. As you stare she purrs, "Come to ... beb, Anon."
>>13666307what kind of reaction is that?
>>13666283>Hoo-wee that's a good lookin medal
>>13666318>leaning heavily against your hip.two sentences in and I'm already die
I think that we attract things like tgchan dwellers because we are on the same level as them. The same plane.After all, we want to fuck our own thread.
>>13666318my sides are beb
>>13666315>but they force a lesson onto Fluttershy that isn't her strength or her harmony.Yeah I can see that being a cause for some one else to really not enjoy the episode. Even in the same season during RoH Fluttershy admitted that her friends knew she was weak and helpless and they accepted that.
>>13666283i would have preferred seeing lightning dust with the wingpony pin
>>13666271>>13666278Everytime I seen someone disagreeing with someone else's opinion in the past couple of months, they kept calling that poster (or posters) brokenenglishanon or whatever crap you guys mention.
going to watch gravity falls and then pick up mlp back from S1 watching upto S4's start.What am I in for/
>>13666346Everyone who does thing you don't like is one person, but it's always at least two guys stuck in a feedback loopA lot of MLPG is probably two man feedback loops, and MLPG doesn't even know it
>>13666358a mildly pleasant marathon of animation
>>13666358fun, annoyance, back to fun, and then horses
>>13666358Better be watching more than one episode a day; we've got less than 65 days until the new season starts!
>>13666391My birthday, you should know this pinkie
>>13666381Just watch the first two twoparters in one go and you'll be golden.
>>13666391Until you die!
>>13666403That episode is still one of my all time favorites from across any animated series.
>>13666315>>13666338The lesson that she learns is that she can take steps to improve herself without throwing away who she is in the process. It's fine for her to recognize that she's "weak and helpless" and be fine with it normally, but when it interfered with what she wanted to do, she wanted to step up her game a little bit and ended up diving in the deep end.It's not unprecedented, since she'd done something similar without actually resolving it in Best Night Ever.
>>13666401>I bet I know what you want
>>13666358a slow but sure realization that you are wasting your time>tfw not rewatching pony so you don't actually think about the episodes and realize that they're shit>tfw living in ignorant pony blisspony is like a rollercoaster. you don't want to go again because you'll be bored as hell.
Wait, since when was Deaf into sucking cock?
>>13666346it's just because of poor grammareveryone who messes up english is brokenenglishanonthis includes chistery
Would anyone be interested in watching me stram the newest episode of WoY?
>>13666384But only 21 days until Pokemon.
>>13666443But who even gives a shit about Pokémon anymore?
>>13666440Which one is that? I've seen 1-3, if it's anything newer than that: Yes.
>>13666424Since he was born.It's just who he is.
>>13666443Fuck your pokeymans
>>13666440nogo to /co/
>>13666422How do you know you won't like your second time on pone?
>>13666421How did you know I want a 50mm lens?
>>13666440i still havn't watched that show
>>13666440i haven't seen any of them though
>>13666440>not ponyYeaah no....
>>13666422Time enjoyed is not time wasted
Which pony has got the biggest butt?
>>13666449>>13666456>>13666459You guys are such downers.I haven't played a game since I was 11 (23 now) and was looking forward to getting back into it.
>>13666469Because the pictures of her rump you took before were kinda junk and you left yourself a note.Perv~
>>13666440I forgot there was a new oneI'd watch it
>>13666491I havn't played a game in the past 20 seconds, you don't see me bitching
>>13666489a pony version of your mom
>>13666464i already ruined half of season one for myself
>>13666489I still maintain that Pinkie is top of that list since she eats so much junk due to working in a bakery and running parties. She works some of it off, but not all of it.I feel Rarity is number two, Fluttershy three, AJ and Dash are similar due to their work, Fluttershy I'm unsure of placement but think she's at least better than Twilight, who is in last.Opinions subject to change when evidence is presented.
>>13666509that feel when avoiding rewatching the episodes like a former meth addict avoids meth
>>13666509>>13666523i rewatched five episodes yesterdayit was still fun
PONY BEGINS TALKING ABOUT A HENWAY
>>13666489I imagine Twi's would be plump from sitting on it studying all day.
ANON STARTS TALKING ABOUT PONY
>>13666531i'm just angry right now, and if i watch pone, i know i'll take out my anger on the show
>>13666538Shh anon pony is trying to read
>>13666538Did someone say pony?
>>13666532i'll be back in a yiffy
>>13666532WE ARENT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN, Twilight, PLEASE STOP.
>>13666538she's a very cute pony but not very bright
>>13666534Is your ass plump because you sit infront a computer all fucking day?No, it's huge because you eat three pizzas a day, you pig
>>13666534Studying, not eating
>>13666318> The cufflinks, the cumberbund, the shirt ties all seem to fly away - though you need a mirror to untangle this ridiculous four-in-hand. You can swear you can smell her perfume drifting toward the bed, drawing you in even as the final snap on your shirt is popped clean away. Damn the tailor, this was your wedding night.> You turn, pants still buckled but on their way to freedom and pause. > The white linen gown and sleeves have spirited away - save one she's pulling away with her teeth, delicate and quick as a preening cat. Before your hands hit sweet cool sheets she's down to the garters and luxuriating, all fours running lazy circles on the silk. She glances down to your pants with a lazy grin but doesn't seem to be in any hurry to flare her magic to assist.> Hunkered down at the knees, you drink it in. She's spread and waiting for you to fit belly to belly, but - this is all new somehow. The first time since taking the vows - and let's face it, how many times does she have on garters? The lacy heart-motif ones you just want to dance a finger under?> The ones half a breath away, practically - you run a hand up one kicky leg and feel the snap, taking in the curve of her hock to her thigh like the first time. Gloomy sighs contentedly, one forehoof bending down to rub the other shoulder. It's been such a long day, you both need to be close.> You oblige, falling into her quickly-wrapping forehooves as she giggles.> The kissing is long and slow, her tail rustling at your chest, trailing up from down below. You're not quite sure but there's something a bit tacky against your stomach - You bend out and crane your neck down to see.2/3, not going to go super-Turbo here.
>>13666552I HEARD IT TOO! LETS BRING OUT OUR LITTLE PONIES AND PLAY WITH THEM!
>>13666561I'm skinny you presumptuous fuck.
>>13666558She isn't that dumb anon, its just by comparison she isnt that smart
RAINBOW DASH IS GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR ALGEBRA
>>13666588BUT SHE CAN'T COUNT
>>13666582Bet you're a twifag, too.
>>13666588N-no thanks Dash I got itReally after last time I think you should just stick to helping me with my uhWell just sit there
>>13666588i'm going to help rainbow dash with her depression after she realizes she can't do algebra
>>13666588But she's a dumb cunt
imlplying total slavery
>>13666608What, you want Twilight to help you with that?Don't make me laugh.
>>13666552Pony wears clothes
>>13666603>>13666608Okay who would you rather get help from with your math homeworkApplejack or Rainbow Dash?
>>13666623Maybe he wants help from Cheerilee, anon.Maybe he likes teachers.
>>13666608>>13666607>>13666605>>13666603>Implying Dash isnt really well read in mathmatics and aerodynamicsIts how she plans her routines.
Does anypony give a fuck?
and then anon, gloomy, the dead pet sergal, and the restraining order anon filed against gloomy all took part in a depressing montage set to the mountain goats
>>13666638No no, Dash is more akin to those musicians who had no clue how to play or read music and just got good over time through practice
>>13666638She has a feel for it, anon. She doesn't need math for that.
>>13666638yaw pitch yaw!!
>>13666639We're all humans here, except for that guy that likes rainbow dash. Someone with his number of chromosomes really isn't the same species anymore.
>>13666638Just like pilots need to know advanced algebra to plan their flights.No.
>>13666625Pony must be liberated from its cloth oppressor
>>13666638I dunno, I feel she just does what she wants in her routines. Whatever she thinks is awesome and will impress people. Mostly instinct by now, surely.
>>13666570> She's holding her dock close to her front, but clearly some strands are draping slick over her marehood -- and more. Even in the darkened room it looks though she'd not quite toweled after a shower. It all flicks, a strong musky whiff of ... Gloomy rising to your nose.> "I've - been ready since the first toast," she whispers, drawing your attention again with her snout against your neck, trying to draw your chest back to her barrel. Even her back legs are working at your thighs. > You pull the dock firmly, grinding it against her aching wetness, rocking it left-and-right against the notch you know is there. Pastor Ivy be damned, premarital sex has its advantages. Gloomy gasps, the rough part of her hoof dragging across a shoulder blade.> "I've been ready since "I do'."> The touching, the rocking, all of it punctuated with her clipped Equestrian accent - "I do." Does she want you 'there'? "I do." Does she want it harder? "I do."> The rest of the night was sort of a blur, but> You would always ask on an anniversary to renew your vows.
>>13666662That's not how you spell "Twilight Sparkle".
>>13666664Well that's actually not a very good argument since you do need to be able to pass a basic calc test to get a pilot's license. And that's just for a single prop plane so it probably gets harder for jets.
>>13666672>>13666664>>13666654>>13666652>>13666650Just let me have this one little headcanon. She can be dumb as a rock in all other subjects, i just like to think that she is randomly really good at math
>>13666664I'm pretty sure the people planning stunt flight routines need to know some math
S4 is going to be great, but how great will it be?
>>13666696Maybe she's a savant for numbers but not formally.Like she can do advanced calculations in her head as ideas not numbers and has never had formal training.
>>13666696i like it too
>>13666692But a pilot never needs to calculate a damn trajectory. Even when in winds. Experience beats uselessly drumming around with a calculator and pretending to know a damn about what the hell are you doing.They know their plane's specs, but experience goes much farther than a few numbers.
>>13666687>You would always ask on an anniversary to renew your vows.12/10, would beat senseless.
>>13666714>savant for numbers>not numbersDerp, you know what I mean
>>13666716>>13666696she would be one of those girls you meet in college
>derpy's motherly muff
>>13666732That more of Twilight's place. You would find Dash in a race course or in academy like the wonder bolts.
>>13666687* clipped Canterlot accent, FUCK
>>13666731yea, she has number autism.
>>13666440#4, right?Yeah, let's go!
>>13666643>anon and gloomy's bitter, inevitable divorce
>>13666747>That feelingI know it well.
>>13666759> bitter, inevitableJeeeeeez
>>13666742i see Dash in college on a scholarship, struggling in most of her classes except math. Twilight would be a ghost, you'd never see her cause she'd always be studying
>>13666720Well actually that depends on how simple of a plane you are flying. You do need to be able to calculate that stuff while in the air in order to be able to tell the tower how fast you're going and so they can correctly coordinate your landing with other aircraft. So depending on what kind of equipment you have you might have to do it yourself.All that aside, all pilots still had to have at least done it before hand to get their license which would imply that Dash had done it before as well.
>>13666752oh yeah well you have FACE autism!
>>13666765Well I mean, it's just some dumb "Anon and Gloomy on their weddin'"But manMANEquestrians don't even have an accent, it's like NebraskaYou could say Canterlot has some "fancy" Mid-Atlantic register
>>13666643>>13666759this is quite unbelievablework on your verisimilitude
>>13666757i enjoyed watching the pilot with /co/ but i can't be damned to look up the episode myself. The only way i'm watching it is if someone posts a link
>>13666773I could see Dash being a very good student if you could manage to make everything into a competition for her.
Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I got an email saying the Pinkie and Twilight plushes from 4DE should ship out next week
>>13666777but dash is a pony
>>13666796Reply and ask them when they are going to release the Fluttershy model
>>13666796It's not enough you're born with a vulva, now you gotta make fun of us for getting a plushy we can't have too. : (
>>13666805>replying to automated e-mails
>>13666779no i was being serious, i didn't mean internet "autism". Alot of autistic people are savants
>>13666713The highlight of the previews so far is YOU'RE MORE FUN THAT THE COLOR PINK, so probably not much.NEW PREVIEWS FUCKING WHEN HASBRO
>>13666803Well yeah, it was an analogy.
>>13666785I do wonder if it's an effort of putting on airs rather than something truly developed, or perhaps something developed in current generations from older ones having put on airs their whole lives.I digress.I do wonder what other dialects one could find in the lands of Equestria.
>>13666816No, a lot of savants are autistic people.
>>13666815>not replying to every automated text and email with "ok"
>>13666686I dunno, I really exploded that one Anon's greentext and sort of cheated at it. I should have just restructured the things they said to doll it up."Getting started" is about as far as I'll go, sorry mate.
>>13666785Anon and gloomy in their fiftieth fight that month, the twentieth about tripfags, the fourty ninth to touch upon anon's taste in poniesMost of it was gloomy screaming her head off while anon asked her to stopShe slapped the poor, broken man in the face with a pair of heavy stallion balls and stormed out of the kitchen while anon tried not to cry
>>13666815It actually wasn't automated!>>13666805Well, I'll see, I want to know about Rarity too
>>13666847>he did it again...>What? we specifically posted "do not reply to this email">i don't know man, some people just don't get it
>>13665015is there a fic for this?
>>13666854>anon steps on sriracha pone's remains on his shambling way back to the bedroom so he can lay down and cry>he's so devastated he doesn't even spice up the night>hopes to god that gloomy didn't stain the last good pair of sheets with 250ml of marecum again
>>13666874I don't think any serious company sends out non-automated e-mails for order status changes. Even if it seems like it was written by a person and doesn't state that it was automated, it's still more likely to be automated.
>>13666900Last I heard it was just a collection of images based on story the artist kind of had in his headso no
>>13666905>>hopes to god that gloomy didn't stain the last good pair of sheets with 250ml of marecum againI'm certain there's a very special sort of gentleman for herExactly the sort of person to put up with her shenanigans
>>13665015What's going onIs that pony anon and the only mare that would go out with himI'm guessing it is by the hair on his neck
>>13666796>tfw no cmc plushies
>>13666917what a horrible feel.
>>13666879>unfing>to thatYou are smalltime
My dream last night had a pony in itit was a bat pony, I played with its earsI'm pretty sure I can't top that
>>13666929Maybe anon thought he was that gentleman, but found out otherwise after an extended period of time with a near schizophrenic MLPG literally living with him?
>>13666796hope you are feeling better
>>13666958I'm sorry anonbut I'd sexually Gloomy in a heartbeat
>>13666965Maybe we're forgetting whether she's the reflection of all MLPG'ers or just the ded horse that puts up with us.
>>13666960my last dream had my family in itthey started clawing their own throats out while i drank red coffee. then i was posting on MLPG and reading all the posts out loud in a raspy voice.i usually have dreams about office buildings so that wasn't exactly pleasant
>>13666980She's both. It's kind of tragic, really.
>>13666958shut up gilda
>>13666960well I dreamed I was bros with GG and we got high together.And then I was raped by all the anons in mlpg.Beat that!
>>13666696In my Dash headcanon, the novel she's writing isn't a thinly veiled, poorly written version of her wanting to be a Wonderbolt. It's a literary masterwork, a historical novel about one Wonderbolt from early in their history, that one mare who was always on time to the airshows and never had any scandals in the limelight. It's well researched, and historically verifiable. The main plotline is about her struggles, from foalhood disappointments, uncaring coworkers at her day job, and the abusive boyfriend she finally found the gumption to quit.Twilight Sparkle reads it, and learns a lesson about assumptions.
please let me sleep
>>13667005I'd sooner think she's the overseer of the dullest possible moments on the thread, though it really gets to her sometimes.If anything Anon might have to suggest she enter counseling because she's on such a hair trigger about certain things, like "zebras" or "GG drones."She misheard the Nightly News on aerial drones and just broke down crying, something about a 'refueling station.'
>>13667086>theoden pone pone poner saddest theoden.jpgAnd that's why you don't mlpg while drunk. I saved an image and I remember I was drunk but holy shit I don't remember calling it that.
>>13667074so a literal dont judge a book by its cover episode
>>13666318>>13666570>>13666687Oh, uhI made a pastebinhttp://pastebin.com/PE2LXmxj
>>13667086>>13667005>>13666991>>13666965>>13666937>>13666905>>13666854>>13666759>>13667114MLPG - deep set issues
>>13667074Turns out she plagiarized the whole thing. Most of it is word for word copied from Sinclair's The Jungle and everything else is just lines of dialogue from various boxing movies like Rocky and Million Dollar Baby but with some of the words like "boxing" and "fight" changed to "flying" and "flight."
>>13667141>not expecting issues>with 20/30 year olds watching a cartoon for little girls and discussing it for hours every day mfor months even after the show has ended for almost an year
something something gloomy marriage literally gloomy
>>13666836This is correct. Many people with autism never find their cuti- er, never find a special talent that comes from a place of sheer instinctual knowledge of the subject at hand.Case in point, it was only after getting a job at the print shop with my dad that I discovered I could monetize my talent for getting the right document to print correctly on the first try. I understand image formats and print dialog boxes.
>>13667150is that xieril?
actually anon and gloomy had a long, happy, and prosperous marriage with occasional squabbles until the both of them died of old agethe end
>>13667163> She always comes home exhausted around 4am CST> Most days she's just tired, but other times she's just keening on her last nerve> Anon brings her some tea and biscuits and helps take her bags, offers a warm shower. On really bad days a lavender bubble bath.> More than once she's just heaved a sigh, 'What would I do without my sunshine?"
Somethign something dicks as large as a soda can unf
>>13667198>bdf is dead forever
>>13667189then anon woke up and had to deal with gloomy's crippling depression for another 3 hoursthen anon gave up and went back to sleep, right next to gloomy, who was too preoccupied with trying not to see fetish greentext emerge from the walls
>>13667205>She beats him up every night he doesn't bring him her scented candles
>>13667223If you really think so, butThat's a little too "The Notebook" for me
>>13667243what's the notedbook.a
>>13667215>whisper into her ear>"needy, drippy winking marecunts">"..............">"unf"
>>13667243How about this one: Applebloom meets some young donkey her age and starts going out with him, and AJ walks in on them kissing for the first time.
>>13667262It's a tortured relationship that goes on for fucking everhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Notebook_(film)And then they twist the knife because it's so sad she can't remember them overcoming 'adversity' 'together'It's like of "The House by the Lake" were written by even more boring people
Ponuts which need to be injected with your cream filling
>>13667288oh man that looks skkkhggfz.
>>13667280Replace young donkey with mysterious goat and kissing with engaging in horrifying activities that applejack would rather not remember
>>13667294All of them.
>>13667294"anon, you said that same thing yesterday""but isn't it unf?""i don't care about the ponuts, i care about you""well I""whatever, i'm going to beb""wai-""we beb""..."
What if anon x zebra twins?
>>13667280... If she's not a racist, it'll be your typical "Apples can't into Applebloom having a budding sexuality"> "What the hey"> "Biiig Mkinteersh, git out here, she been' kissin' boys!"And getting run out the barnGG mode: they lay off when they realize this particular donkey is sterile and can't knock up their sisterThen the donkey gains Big Mac's and Applejack's respect because somehow that's the problem, not Big Mac and Applejack cutting him a breakThere's a reason I don't do much in the Apples
Amateur marriage counselor cherno alpha trying to save anon and pone's dying relationship
>>13667351> dying relationshipIt seems like there's "rough but more or less stable" and "heh lel Anon has to deal with marrying MLPG's conduit"Both branches are okay but kind of dumb
>>13667351this "dying relationship" is ridiculous
>>13667421SYLVIA IS BEST PONY
>>13667432I'd cuddle her.
>>13667170it doesn't help with people telling you what to do all the time. It's just distracting
WARNING WARNINGOFF TOPIC POSTERS INBOUND
>>13667466distract with satyrs
>>13667466Shitpost waiting for your mark
Wake me up when we are pone again
remind me to remind you to never try and imagine what marriage is like ever again you colossal dvoynoy pedik>>13667471no fuck thatit's pony time
>>13667477We're always pony in clothes
>>13667477Quick post ponies that aren't the mane 6
>>13667477in our hearts, we are always pone
>>13667486Why are Pinkie Pie and Rarity the only two with male satyrs?
QUICK MLPG POST YOUR OC
>>13667495there are so many to choose fromand that is great
>>13667511He's up here, being my fursona and shit.*tips fedora*>>13665517
>>13667509good design, but they fucked up the butt just for >m-muh fetish once again. 4/10
Pony wants to remind you that nothing ventured, nothing gained.
>>13667506WOAH NO FUCK YUNO
>>13667532That's one good background pony
>>13667548You are an evil person, anon
>>13667528spit that pony out right now
>>13667558the non mane 6 ponies are so scary animatronic and lifeless. Just like Scootaloo
>>13667553Junebug acted in a pretty adorable manner and had a cute voiceIts a crime she never showed up again
>>13667563I can't do that, I'm a sergio. I am Sergio Nanako of sergia. It's my instinct to eat ponies and take jobs from hardworking americans or something like that. You just don't understand my deep and emotive struggle against fake humanity.
pony just ingested two pounds of hallucinogens
>>13667628pony is going to diewhat are your last words to pony
>>13667632total slave for donkey dicks
she's naked under that blanket
>>13667628I'll get the stomach pump
>>13667659she is naked outside the blanket
>>13667659besides her panties
>>13667628I cover myself in glitter and glowsticks. Try to hug pony the rest of the night while speaking backwards.
>>13667628Time to shove my fist into ponies throat and make her vomit.
>>13667659She is always naked anonOne of many reasons she is best pony
>>13667700That pony needs some clothes.
>>13667532>>13667553>>13667603Needs more art
>>13667700except when she isn't>>13664457>>13664468>>13664469>>13664482>>13664492>>13664504>>13664517>>13664588>>13664654
>>13667705Nonsense! Rose is pure and free from her cloth oppressorsDaisy is the one that would be into that sort of that thing
>>13667700Another reason she's best pony is that she will never be FlyingSaucer's.
WHAT WAS THE WORST EPISODE OF MLPHARD MODENot MMC or Donut Steel
>>13667705Why don't you draw her some
>>13667724Is that your way of saying that you want a drawing of Rose with clothes?