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Do you think Sweetie has a promising career in the art of magic or do you think she's going to just use it as a means to an end like her sister

old pony: >>13653078
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She'll probably just use it to craft the finest dragon dildos in all the land.
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>>13657590
She's going to be a chef.
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>>13657590
She'll sing, that's her special talent.
Her magic isn't ever going to be developed into anything special.
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Maybe I should buy a small Chance to practice oral on

Good for losing my gag reflex, but no feedback on how good it feels.
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>>13657635
Sure she will
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>>13657613
Pinkie won?

Also, what made the workers nervous?

>>13657590
At most she'll use it to augment her singing
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>>13657623
>implying she wouldn't just fuck spike
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>>13657590
The only unicorn ever to have actual Magic is Twilight, and to some extent, Celestia.
Perhaps StarSwirl and Sunset Shimmer too.

All other Unicorns are absolute shit tier at doing magic. They can't do jack-shit.
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>>13657651
I AM A CHEF
HI
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>>13657673
But that's false
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Do you think the CMC will be friends forever.
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>fluttermouse quest

MORE
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It's time for personhorses
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>>13657694
Personhorse is awful. Ponyhorse is best horse.
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>>13657686
How does Mrs. Mouse feel about this?
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>>13657504
What got to me about Background Pony was the second-to-last chapter. One line in particular, in fact: “I need you to t-take away my love of music.”

That, combined with the overall theme of being forgotten no matter what you do, turned the waterworks right the fuck on.
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>>13657688
It's not. What other unicorns can do anything out of levitating stuff and minor simple spells?
None.

Only Twilight the-chosen-one Sparkle can do actual Magic.
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Sweetie Belle will become better at magic when she becomes the first CMC to become an alicorn.

Her big sister Princess Rarity always knew she'd make it, of course.
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Give me one reason why I shouldn't get the acer V7 482PG-9884, price aside.
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>>13657694
alright
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>>13657686
flutershy no, mouse is not for sexual
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>>13657728
This isn't your personal blog
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>>13657728
Princess Celestia won't love you anymore
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>>13657723
But that's false
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http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/post/61827349007/oh-before-i-go-heres-a-quick-audio-clip-from
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>>13657686
flutershy, mouse is not for food

KEEP GOING, MORE
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>>13657686
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>>13657728
Because you should never buy a laptop
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>>13657728
/g/ might tell ya. I doubt MLPG knows much about computers.
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>>13657686
http://i.imgur.com/ZP9z1d8.jpg
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>>13657694
Sure thing boss
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>>13657751
PLEASE

FLUTTERZOO IS MY ONLY FOLLOWED DERPIBOORU TAG
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>>13657745
Is this a new epin meme? I didn't catch the memo.
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>>13657751
Too much tongue?
Too much tongue.
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>>13657759
I want to fuck that Celestia so hard
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>>13657751
did the mouse bite?
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Ponies sucking dick is so fucking sexy, those demure little mouths, those muscular tongues, those soft lips, holy unf
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>>13657754
/g/ will tell me to get a piece of shit thinkpad and install gentoo
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>>13657723
>Trixie
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>>13657759
>>13657694
personhorse, you say?
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>>13657796
They probably have pretty leathery lips from using their mouths to grab things all the time actually
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>>13657751
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>>13657797
You should get a nice thinkpad, not a piece of shit one.
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>>13657801
>Trixie
>able to do actual Magic
Shitty-ass fireworks and smoke screens are not magic.
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>>13657802
Oh my god her eye is falling, someone help
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>>13657694
That dress-up game is some good stuff.
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>>13657802
I like my sun princess regal and powerfull
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>>13657802
Like so?
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>>13657812
NO PLS
JUST ZOOPHILIA
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>>13657774
http://i.imgur.com/fm0ps0L.jpg
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>>13657797
You really should get a thinkpad
Or at least not an ultrabook

Get something with decent battery life and no discrete graphics
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>>13657812
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS QUEST

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

AM I HIGH?
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>>13657812
PINKIE DON'T, YOU'LL KILL HER
wait, do it
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>>13657812
oh god

it's pinkie

pinkie was inside her, wasn't she?
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>>13657829
>those clothes
yes YES
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>>13657821
Shining Armor
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>>13657774
http://derpiboo.ru/422947
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>>13657812
>http://i.imgur.com/fm0ps0L.jpg
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>>13657853
Alright, you got that one.
He can do magic at least.
Must be the Chosen Sparkle Blood.
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NO PLEASE NOT NOW I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
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>>13657821
She did a bit more than fireworks and smoke screens
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>>13657845
are they ok
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I want to see a horror movie where a giant underwater deep sea research facility falls into an uncharted abyss and the remaining crew must make it through the building treading water to the distress signal to call for help.

Pretty much like The Abyss but with freaky looking undiscovered deep sea predators hunting and killing them along the way. I liked the movie in general but didn't care for the whole friendly sea aliens approach.
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40 chin ups without struggling

maybe I should start weight training every other week
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>>13657802
I remember a few weeks after I started watching the show and browsing MLPG I had a really hot Celestia dream, she's the best personhorse to jack off to, no comparison. Amazon Celestia with thick thighs and big feet is the best.
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>>13657871
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>>13657829
Man I love sweaters on pones
Or ponegirls
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>>13657871
unf
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>>13657871
please

mousysex
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>>13657871
p-pinkie?
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>>13657871
what the fuck, pink horse

what the actual fuck
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>>13657874
I mean, didn't Twilight go to like a magic school? I'm pretty sure there are other unicorns that can do magic. Maybe not as good. But I'm sure they do more than just levitation.
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>>13657845
Welp the people in the blue car are dead
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>>13657861
>that thick, healthy Fluttershy
UNF
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>>13657845
>you will never die in a traffic collision
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>>13657908
They never show any though, not even in the comics.
They might exist, but we haven't seen them.
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>>13657871
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>>13657845
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>>13657919
That reminds me, did the anon in the thread see my response to his question about casual sex with that humanized Flutters at the bar?
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>>13657919

>healthy

I love thick girls, but stop using this as a term for anything but skinny.
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>>13657871
Is this real life?
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fuck, those thighs, I wish I could jerk off right now, fucking meds
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>>13657926
Cutie Mark Chronicles shows an examination room and some professors.
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>>13657934
link.
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>>13657924
That sounds like actually pretty easy to accomplish.
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>>13657845
it just took them
no effort at all
just like that
wow, I dont know how to react to this
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>>13657861
Reminds me of that rushrushline thing
Wasn't someone here going to write a fic about that or something?
Like, months ago?
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>>13657926
Did you read the Celestia Micro or watch EqG?
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>>13657892
Have you ever seen Sphere?
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>>13657926
Twilight's entrance test to get in was to use magic and hatch a dragon. So I thought the whole school was a magic school.
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>>13657934
shoot, I forgot to check
hold on
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>>13657896
amazon celestia is best unf

>>13657883
>>13657913
>>13657950
as far as I know, all the passengers in the cars you see died.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/pinetown-accident-south-africa-car-crash-video_n_3881242.html
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>>13657950
We need to obviously ban cars!
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>>13657845
>>13657933

oops wrong frog gif
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>>13657871
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>>13657963
I know that, my point is that we don't see them.

>>13657955
Hmm, Celestia Micro did have a lot of them fighting the living food. Good point.
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>>13657979
is fluttershy ok?
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>>13657979
Did she died?
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OK
Tomorrow I find a guy to suck off and actually go through with it.
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>>13657713
I copied it to my phone to read.
>Antipodes: 225 "pages"
>Background Pony: 800+ "pages"

Fuck that noise, I'm loading it on my Kindle Paperwhite as soon as it comes in.

(Irony that I just got the paper copy of Past Sins.)
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Does that anon have the bad acid sketches from the other artist
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What if your favourite pony was the centerfold?
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>>13657992
Tomorrow will you stop using MLPG as a personal blog too?
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>>13657992
I'm sorry I'm not in NY, anon.

It would've been fun.
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>>13657979
fluttershy! oh no! now who will make out with the mouse
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>>13657972
>27 casualties
holy hell
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>>13657959

Yep I liked that even less.
Too much suspense for me with no payoff at the end.
I haven't seen that in a long time though, I might change my mind if I saw it again for all I know.
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>>13657941
would you fuck her thighs if she asked you nicely? would you let her muscles milk you dry as that smooth skin let you slip in and out of her thighs with ease?
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>>13657993
Background Pony has a lot of whitespace in it, the page count is inflated as a result.
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>>13657993
>Past Sins
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>>13657992
Guys make really cute sounds when you suck them off.
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you can have the girl you dreamed about
but she's a pony
do you still accept
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>>13658003
I guess my blood would run cold
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>>13658007
Of course not silly

>>13658012
It's alright, I'll find someone
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>>13657896
Humanized Celestia made me cum so goddamn hard the first time I stroked it to ponies. I'd kill for a quality humanized Celestia doujin.
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>>13658003
The centerfold of what?
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>>13657979
>Inb4 pinkie was fluttershy all along.
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>>13658026
The book was better as per usual
I dunno, there's a lack of sci-fi horror in general

I've been meaning to watch Leviathan so you could try that
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>>13658035
Is this even a question?
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>>13658035
Nah, ponies are not sentient and Bestiality is still illegal where I am.
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>>13657845

Fucking Africa, way to not be a shithole.

>driver's license was expired

of fucking course
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I'm going to sleep.

Someone tell Twilight anon goodnight for me.
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>>13657993
>Background Pony
>on a black and white e-reader
You owe it to yourself to read it on a color display. Trust me on this.
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>>13658035
But she already is a pony.
Is this a trick?
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>>13658048
Use your imagination or prior knowledge.
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>>13658060
>not dating a sapient pony
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>>13658069
I'll be blowing you in your dreams.
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>>13657979
but then who's in the box?
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>>13658029
I want to frost those thighs with a week old load
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>>13658086
I don't even know who you are anon. How can I dream about you blowing me?
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>>13657979
THEN PINKIEZOO HAPPENS?
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>>13658087
It's Celestia.
Discord put her there.
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>>13657993
trust me, you need to read it in color

that shit becomes really important
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>>13657896

>you will never be picked up by nine-feet-tall amazon Celestia
>she will never sing to you
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>>13658035
>>13658060
>>13658084
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>>13658021
shit happens
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>>13657972
>27
What a shame also check out the two people crossing the road. They barely make it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusDIhwo37U
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>>13657994
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/denizen1414/7/
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>>13658075
Thanks for the heads-up, friend. I read chapters 1-4 a year ago, but didn't have the wherewithal to finish, my personal life being a shambles.
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>>13658112
Sing my song and become nothing.
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>>13658094
If you have a week load, I'd want to see that on something
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>>13658121
>trying to start my little car accident general
>>>/b/
>>>/o/
Pick one
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>>13658046
Is there any good humanized celestia stuff you fap to now?
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>>13658137
Read it on a color display and brace for feels.
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http://derpibooru.org/431823
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>>13658145
If you know somebody with a pony mare I'd be happy to oblige, otherwise you're SOL
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>>13658136
I dont know what I was expecting
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>>13658163
satyrs are getting to the point where we may not be able to contain them
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13658163
I'd fuck it
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>>13658121
Well he was walking in the street
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>>13657979
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>>13658046

>Celestia humanized doujin

this is a good idea. we can do it. we have the technology.
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>>13658164
DO you have a really backed up load?
Because big loads are really fucking hot
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>>13658121
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>>13658155
http://i.imgur.com/kE1YrpK.png

I like this one, the tongue is what does it for me, imagining that tongue flicking and swirling round your head
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>>13658189
octopus octavia stuff has been around for a while
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>>13658189
You said that about fluff- er, things, and look what happened.
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>>13658189
Why would we want to contain it?
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>>13658189
It's not like they started here.
I wouldn't be sad to see them go since they aren't even pony related.
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>>13658198
what
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http://i.imgur.com/u5QMi4g.jpg
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>>13658219
But they're directly related to ponies. That's kind of the point.
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>>13658198
You're going to fuck that mouse

That wasn't a question
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>>13658155
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>>13658203
only for a nice wet pony pussy
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>>13658198
but who was box?
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which pony isn't real?
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>>13658237
all of them
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>>13658237
Your favorite pony
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>>13658230
Cool fanon
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>>13658190
/co/ hates ponies.
And the patriarchy.
/co/ is shit nowadays.
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>>13658242
>>13658244
oh
darn
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>>13658237
amazon Celestia
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>wow these secret salty napkins patties under your bed are delicious anon!
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>>13658233
That didn't answer my question, Anon
How long have you been pent up? How many days of cum do you have for my mare? She's in season right now, and I haven't bred her yet.
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>>13658198
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>>13658266
Oh jesus christ pinkie get that outta your mouth
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>>13658252
Fanon is still pony related ya know?
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>>13658273
OH SWEET CELESTIA OF EQUESTRIA
WHAT IS IN THE BOX
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>>13658273
u-uh...

...if you're not in the box, then what is?
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Pony shit in your sink
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>>13658273
I hate you so much Pinkie Pie
every day
every day you come up with a new way to piss me off
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>>13658209
god I love that picture. the little bit of tongue makes it.

I like these.

http://i.imgur.com/4RiJycI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/W9IahAA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9r85A7s.jpg
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>>13658229
http://i.imgur.com/pJ1O7tR.png

I'm ashamed at how much pony femdom turns me on.
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>>13658229
http://i.imgur.com/IemIMGM.jpg
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centaurs are still better than satyrs.
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>>13658252
If your parent is a pony then you are pony related
If your offspring is part pony than you had pony relations
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>>13658280
Hardly.
Only fanon based on the show is.
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>>13658273
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>>13658193
I think he was riding in the bike lane.
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>>13658299
OH MY GOD

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE STUFF LIKE THIS
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>>13658297
unf
https://derpiboo.ru/382531?scope=scpe85ca538ff624bd476359fb338bf85cc38af3b72d
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>>13658307
FUCK YOU ANON

YOU DON'T TAKE US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND NOT TELL US
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>>13658303
Only because MLP-based satyrs don't look like actual satyrs.
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>>13658266
Who leaves a jack off rag under their bed nowadays?
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>>13658307
I have no idea what I just watched
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>>13658307
I can't take any more of that quest. my mind exploded twice.
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>>13658297
Something about Cadence taking advantage of SA makes it so much hotter.
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satyrs are still better than centaurs.
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>>13658322
Who HAS a jack off rag nowadays?
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>>13658286
that's... kind of hot actually
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>>13658307
TEN
THOUSAND
NIGGERS
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My little pony is still better than your little pony.
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>>13658331
they can't be unf unless they are both happy
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I don't even use tissues
My tongue works just fine
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>>13658309
Oh okay
It's stupid to think that there's laws being passed to keep bikes off the sidewalks but ah well
He's gonna have to be glued back together in hell
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>>13658343
I doubt that
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>>13658338
OH!
MY GOD!
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>>13658317
ugh, that's disgusting
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>>13658322

I just cum into the socks I wore that day and then do laundry.
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>>13658307
BUT THE BOX
THE BOX
THE FUCKING BOX
WHATS IN IT
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>>13658339
oh wow

I never noticed angel bunny sitting on her tail before
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>>13658307
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU FUCKING YOTTANIGERHITLER
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>>13658331
whenever I see SA I think SmutAnon not Shining Armor.
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http://derpibooru.org/431822
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>>13658352
She is. My little pony is the best pony.
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>wake up
>all this amazon Celestia
I think it's a sign, because I woke up with a neat idea on my mind

Remember the "big sister" incest thing from a while back?
what about an r63 version of that
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>>13658352
My little pony is Princess Twilight Sparkle.

She's objectively better than your little pony.
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>>13658289
Not into anthro, it's either humanized or pony for me. I remember seeing a nice pony Celestia pic with a big fat ass of her getting fucked from behind
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>>13658338
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>>13658355
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>>13658372
Shining Armor is SmutAnon.
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>>13658372
I think SomethingAwful
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>>13658355
>that day
Ew.
>not having a drawer full of the socks that developed holes through normal use
>not using only the most pristine and germ-free socks on something vulnerable to disease and fungus
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>>13658378
big brother Solarius and little sister anon? sorry, not interested.
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>>13658388
What, it's pretty clean.
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I want to nibble on AJ's cutie mark.
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>>13658297
I'd buttfuck Cadence
in a heartbeat
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>>13658299
http://i.imgur.com/AmPx5MB.png

Trixie = best femdom horse
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>>13658381
>>13658376
keep trying
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>>13658307
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>>13658397

I don't sweat all day like a fatty, anon. I also shower regularly.

My socks don't even stink at the end of the day.
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>>13658383
This one?

http://i.imgur.com/dc4E4pl.jpg

I love anything Celestia. Anthro, pony, human, whatever.
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>>13658406
I used to agree with you, and I still think she's a very good femdom horse, but I think Cadence has her beat
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>>13658383
>you'll never have a threesome with pone Celestia and human Celestia
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>>13658378
Maybe
It would depend on the execution
I'd give it a shot at least
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>>13658401
>Not so hard sugarcube
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>>13658417
>Not her ass
What kind of halfway wife are you?
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>>13658417
I can't see cadence as femdom

she's into the sappy lovey dovey romantic sex

where both move and please each other an go to bed with big happy grins and they look each other in the eyes as they smile
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>>13658408
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BOX
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>>13658434
>implying they haven't tried literally everything to find out what they like the most
>implying Shining Armor wouldn't enjoy being taken like a little mare
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>>13658417
>>13658417

I don't care how beta it is, I want to be her human toy and endure agonizingly long edging sessions while she teases me and gives me those cum-extracting bedroom eyes
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>all this sunbutt
I think I'll just wonder over to sa's pastebin

Luna is better though
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>watching a Let's Play
>he just wastes arrows shooting them into corpses

my autism
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>>13658445
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Guys can I get a ref of that minty satyr

And what centaurpone should I do
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>>13658462
me too, anon
me too
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>>13658421
>Lost in Equestria
>Human Celestia comes looking for you
>Finds pony Celestia had taken you in
>They discuss getting you back
>Pony Celestia notes what a wonderful person you are
>Human Celestia agrees and sees an opportunity while you're here
>They summon you to pony Celestia's bedchambers
>Get carried away
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Are there any good Celestia or Cadence fics?
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>>13658485
zebra twintaurs
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>>13658474
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I love that Cadence flash that TW did, fuck y'all niggas.
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>>13658499
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>>13658485
draw satyr stallions
lewd satyr stallions

because there are no satyrs with horsedicks on derpibooru and that's a huge disappointment
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>>13658485
Gonna do satyr and centaur?

Hmm.

Mrs. Caketaur
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>>13658514
no
maybe
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Even her VA is sexy.
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>>13658491
depends on what you want out of it
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>>13658422
I don't know shit about execution when it comes to writing, I was pretty much just hoping someone else would pick it up and do all the work while catering to my fetishes
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>>13658514
what are you talking about?
that are a few
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>>13658494
I love that messy mane and tail
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http://i.imgur.com/tE3LMia.jpg

I want to go balls deep in a winking satyr pussy and cum deep inside
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>>13658485
do a satyr child of cadence and shinning armor

neither one knowing how the hell it happened
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>>13658519
>Mrs. Caketaur
what are you implying?
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>>13658529
That sounds pretty hot
I wish you luck
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>>13658491
I know a couple... but I may be biased.
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>satyr
see you later MLPG
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>>13658554
Anon would be a little worried by the looks SA is giving him.
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>>13658485
pinkie pietaur
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>>13658519
she's gonna be a bombshell when she grows up
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>>13658529
Well if you don't mind I might could do some back and forth along those lines~
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>>13658531
link me one?

The scratch one doesn't count because that dick is stubby as fuck
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>>13658554
i just realized i dont have that one super hips one
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Pound and Pumpkintaurs
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If I could bring one kind of fashion with me tk Equestria it would be collars
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>>13658564
Let me guess: you wrote them.
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http://derpibooru.org/431829

Where are all the sleepboners?
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>>13658569
>"Wanna see if we can make another?"
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>>13658604
unf
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>>13658564
Link em', I'll take it, need to bust a nut
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So it looks like that /mlp/ VN might actually happen eh
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>>13658604
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>>13658588
Gotta make sure your girl gets the best stallion.
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>>13658639
VN?
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>>13658639
good on them

they need a win/real success story
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>>13658639
Thread's fucking hilarious, NBS evolved into a super autist
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>>13658592
eh, I'll give it a shot
not now though, how about after the thread dies
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>>13658644
anon you misunderstand
I'm the one who wants to date her
the father is a different anon
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>>13658639
That Steve guy is quite the fella.
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>>13658670
I'm available on Skype too~

empty.audio
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>>13658649
Virtual Narcotics. They're planning on taking tulpas to the next level and trying to cheat their way into Equestria. The first step is setting up the life support systems.
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As a newcomer to Ponyville, Twilight has set you up on a blind date with Rarity. You know her by reputation, but you've never seen her before. You knock on her door and your eyes widen slightly, your jaw drop imperceptibly. She's as glamorous, as inch-perfect as the clothes you've seen from her. You're not sure if she's put special effort in for you, or if she just looks like this naturally. Her eyes dance with friendly light, but you can't tell what her reaction is to your appearance, if any.

She smiles at you, and invites you in, holding the door open for you. "I still have to get ready. Please, sit." She walks you through to the living room, where Pinkie Pie lies on the ground with three fillies--Applebloom, and two you don't know. "I'll be down in a moment, darling", Rarity says in a sing-song voice, prancing up the stairs.

Pinkie and the fillies giggle conspiratorially as you watch Rarity go. "I'm Sweetie Belle, and these are Scootaloo and Applebloom", one of the fillies says. "Are you going out on a date with Rarity?" You nod, which elicits an "Oooooo" from the girls.

Rarity walks back down the stairs in moments, the smell of her perfume tickling your nose with vanilla and lilac, and shepherds you out the door. "My sister and her friends. Pinkie's taking care of them for the night, the poor thing. So what did you have in mind?"

What do.

Human or pony?
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>>13658608
...a couple.

>>13658627
http://pastebin.com/Hvu7DTUe
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/75486/lesson-one
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36749/vindicated-depravity (this one is less cadance, more Twilight, but I've hardly read any cadance)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/49540/a-sunny-day-off
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>>13658681
its ponyville, shouldnt it be pony
its not like we came to humanville
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>>13658660
evolved nothing. he's always been like that.
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>>13658681
PRETTY MARE
SLUMBER PARTY
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>>13658681
>ponyville
>not choosing pony
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Oh and one of the EqD people is having a very public meltdown.
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>>13658660
Is he shitting on people or something?
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pony just beeped
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>>13658708
Why?
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>>13658681
pony god damn
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>>13658616
>>13658616
http://i.imgur.com/moAU1qI.png

If I wake up horny I like to lie back and have a leisurely fap while thinking about pretty ponies
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>>13658536
I want to hug Gillou.
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>>13658718

>rolledupnewspaper.jpg
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>>13658681
Pony.

Classy dinner. Not reservations-only, but still something classy.
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>>13658718
Clearly she's running low on toner.
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is anyone streaming anything?
would anyone like a stream of anything?
I was thinking Dune, but someone earlier mentioned Boardwalk Empire. I could stream S1 of that if there's interest.
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You know it's going to just end in a cheap ass Mando plug
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>>13658716
Nah it really looks like he's just pretending to be extremely retarded. Then again, it's quite hard to know for real these days.

There's some pointless drama behind him, but it's just stupid stuff. The staff is just brushing it aside.
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>>13658750
Fuck you, I have to get up in 6 hours. I need some sleep.
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>>13658737
Me too ;_;
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>>13658716
tl;dr
There's a pony VN thread, NBS came there and called the project shit, but then the staff from the VN game called him out because he was saying he played a big role on making it

so basically, piss drama you don't care about
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>>13658767
then go to sleep, silly
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>>13658708
>still going to EQD
>actually caring about brony drama

anon you need to rethink your life choices
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>>13658763
Well do us a favour and don't even talk about him.
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>>13658784
But sleep=0pone
I like pone.
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>>13658784
aaaaaaaaaaaa
That picture shouldn't arouse me
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>>13658730
that looks like it feels so good
though my dick doesn't bend that far down when it's erect
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>>13658803
jeeze anon, do you get off to just pictures of ponies looking ruffled?
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>>13658784
I want to have sex with a stoned Twily
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>>13658777
Heh what a tool
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>>13658773
>>13658737
Gillou is an entry-level monstergirl waifu. Get yourself a real patrician waifu like Caimon.
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>>13658788
I'm not the guy who mentioned him, though.
>>13658708
>going to AutismDaily
Why would you do this to yourself? If anything, only go there and look up tags, not the front page.
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>>13658802
but even ponies need to sleep

>>13658803
that's lewd, anon
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>>13658809
Yes
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>>13658807
>implying
http://i.imgur.com/I0Y9jqD.jpg
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brush yo teeth
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>>13658777
and then they leaked a Skype chat showing him trying to bribe the project head with a Steam game in exchange for claiming he was a huge part of the project
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>>13658803
Yeah, it probably shouldn't.
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>>13658699
>>13658705

This occurred to me a few seconds after I posted it.

You still haven't said what you want to do for the date, though.
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>>13658807
same, if I'm lying down on my back my dick lies pretty much flat against my abdomen, I've got kind of an inconvenient upward curve
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>>13658814
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G'night MLPG.

Here's hoping I can finish some projects tomorrow.

And maybe people will like them.
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>>13658827
I've been meaning to
I NEVER brush
My teeth are all fucked up
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>>13658814
I'd let Fluttershy sleep in my bed if she were scared
I have lots of pillows and a down comforter so she'd be really comfy. If she wanted I could put a movie on til she fell asleep or just throw my arm around her.
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>>13658826
well MINE doesn't.
it starts hurting if I bend it past perpendicular to my torso.
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>>13658846
GG pls
that's disgusting
>>
some one tip something: what the hell do I has to get more then one reply out of you pony fans

my thread are cold
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>>13658846
Go to bed, GG.
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>>13658846
Here's a tip to help encourage you to brush:
Lick the palm of your hand
Wait a few seconds and smell it, tht's what your breath smells like
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>>13658856
>English is my fourth language
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>>13658856
since I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you three

1) be interesting
2) samefag until you hit the tipping point of real conversation
3) learn to english
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>>13658856
Do you draw?
What are you asking exactly
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>>13658842
>lay
>not lie
>>
day one
>>
Give me a pony to hug tight tonight, please.
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>>13658878
>lie
>not leigh
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>>13658878
anon want's Twilight to lay down some sick beats
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>>13658887
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>>13658856
1.get a trip that has your name in it
2.post about your infinite wisdom
3.???
4.profit
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>>13658887
big pony is best pony for hugging
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>>13658809
>not liking ruffled ponies
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>sitting on porch
>drinking rum
>smoking a bowl
the american dream ladies and gentlecolts
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>>13658887
well, she's not a pony, but...
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>>13658887
this one
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>>13658859
I actually don't smell anything
I'm probably desensitized to it.
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>>13658878
This ought to piss you off, then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjPFUfWo8Co
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>>13658887
No they're all mine. I need them, you get your own.
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>>13658908
>not always finding pones attractive in all the ways
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>>13658887
4DE. Where is my Fluttershy plushie?
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>>13658906
I would totally hug Snips

He's my favorite colt.
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>>13658887
This is a great pony for hugging tight if you can get by the occasional squeaking and murmuring.
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>>13658898
back in the box she goes
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>>13658909
I like getting stoned and edging, but buying drugs is a pain, wish I lived in a medical state
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>>13658909
>sitting in comfy chair
>playing vidya games
>drinking pbr
>hitting the vape

I love it
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>>13658827
>tfw just got my braces of
>got them whitened too
>tfw perfect teeth
>tfw still never smile

I'll go brush them right now
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>>13658931
You butt.
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>>13658936
I wish I could move to Colorado
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>>13658952
I just want to run my fingers through that fluffy little tuft on her chest
I bet it feels nice for her too
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>>13658920
however excluding unsavory, distasteful and unsanitary

organization, ambition, intelligence, tidiness and influential/powerful is much better

>see best pone
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>>13658930
It was really more of a rhetorical question. 97% of nights it's Fluttershy.
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>>13658938
>>drinking pbr
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>>13658953
that'd be the ideal state since they allow home growing, but I'm not moving just because it's easier to smoke pot there
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>>13658971
man, whatever
it's good
I prefer high life, but pbr was on sale
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>>13658965
might i include she is also, sexy, cute, and adorkable?
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>>13658953
Ha I live in CO and still buy my drugs from a real life drug dealer. less hassle
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>>13658965
Daily reminder that anyone that seriously likes Twilight without acknowledging the fact that she's an absolutely terrible character, friend and wife is a subhuman scum.
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>>13658968
An excellent choice, anon.
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>how long do I have to wear these?
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If MLPG were an office building, who'd have what offices?

What would it produce?

What dangerously unsafe features would it have?
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>>13658981
Why must you waste all of our time with atrocious and clear abundant lies.

1/10 troll, made me acknowledge and reply to your inferior ways.
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>>13658962
>Every time you run your hand through her small chest tuft Pinkie giggles, eventually just squishing herself further into your embrace as you spoon on the couch so you can do it more easily
>Consistently running your hand up and down her front makes her sigh with happiness and helps ease her off to sleep in your arms.
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>>13659002
You are an absolute moron, and cannot code for shit. I rest my case.
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>>13658996
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unf
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>>13659005
>she wiggles her but ever so playfully and slightly into your crotch to tease you
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>>13658981
Friend and wife is not subhuman scum.
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>>13659005
truly fuzzy ponies are the best thing
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>>13659005
I imagine it feels like the chest of a golden retriever but softer
That sounds nice
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>>13659011
u-unf
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>>13658996
it would make unf
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>>13659014
Oxford commas are for faggots and are not necessary whatsoever.
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>>13658993
That pic makes me feel a lot of things.
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>>13659017
She's trying to tell you she's having a heart attack.
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OK Mlpg real talk
my GF of 2 weeks literally didn't know what the clitoris was before i told her
>rape/norape
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>>13659036
>>>/r9k/
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1. youer sick of this world and be come a pony: you died an reborn in to a pony A. what will be you 1.name\sex 2.skills\sub skills 3.cutie mark\colors B. and the one who you fall in love with 1.name\sex 2.skills\sub skills 3.cutie mark\colors C. how you two met and the first time you two fuck

how this
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>>13659036
Unless your girlfriend is a pony we don't give a fuck. If she is a pony, or if you would like to pretend she's a pony, please write a detailed green text on the encounter.
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>>13659036
She clearly is sheltered and innocent, take care of her like she is a little princess bro.

she is a like a little pony princess
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>>13659060
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Sweet dreams gents, I'm outta here.
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>>13659078
Not that pony princess though.
That pony princess is a huge slut.
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At least you're not as pathetic as this, MLPG

>>>/r9k/8799209
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>>13659084
w-what
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>>13659106
Fuck off Roogna.
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>>13659084
she is just not sheltered, or innocent as she is wise, and experienced.

But that doesn't mean she can't be the princess still. Infact, that brings princess peach to mind. Still as sweet and nice, but yet a sexual wmd.

Cute and sexy.

My heart.

Cannot bare these appreciations or concepts, for they are too perfect.

My mind cannot fathom them.

I can only dream.
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>>13659026
well of course

>>13659010
I was looking for that
I was also asking because of reasons
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>>13659107
This.
This is why /r9k/ is such a horrible board. Threads like this dominating every page.
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>>13659106
love me
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So we streaming or what?
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>>13659033
>Pinkie asks you to look at her chest
>thinking she's joking you give her a good fingernailed scratch all up and down and smirk at her
>she gasps loudly and freezes with an outstretched foreleg before reaching back towards her heart
>throwing herself to the ground she lets out a loud "bleeehhhrggg"
>you sit there confused for a moment until you see her mouth open discretely to the side:
>"anon I'm having a heart attack you have to save me or else"
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>>13659108
Sorry, my mistake.
I was confusing her with this princess >>13659106
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>>13659107
Wow that's worse than like, 5 feel threads on /v/.
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>>13659108
You heard the man.

I kid
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>>13659124
And the fact that they blame everyone else for their problems
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>>13659036
pls full out this survey >>13659046 and tell us what kind of pony you are
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>>13659126
Our love cannot be! It is forbidden!
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>>13659106
You're evil shapeshifter in s4

don't try to hide.

I know your ways.
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Look at this pony
Would you help this pony with acquiring more ice cream
iiiin the aaaarms of an aaaangel
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>>13659137
>>13659124
I bet they say the same of /mlp/
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>>13658744

You walk down the cobblestones of the street, watching the occasional passer-by as the Equestrian moon drifts higher into the sky. Rarity gives you a commentary as you walk. "And there on the left, that's Moonlight Sprout's tea bar. Ask for the applewine blend. Oh, hello, Mister Cake! Mister Cake there runs the best bakery in town, you know. Simply to DIE for, though it always goes straight to my hips. Ah, well, those eclairs are worth it."

You reach the restaurant just as the fall evening's chill starts to blow through the air, and hold the door open. The place is crowded, filled with a good vibe and a buzz of community, but you manage to find a seat-- this may have something to do with slipping the maitre d a few bits when Rarity wasn't looking.

She glances at the menu for only a moment before deciding, casting it aside. "Ah. There I go again. My cheat day was yesterday. I'll just have a salad. What are you going to have?" She looks forward intently, straight into your face, like a child with a puzzle. "What lovely eyes. You must come in some time and let me dress you, darling. It would be simply a tragedy not to bring out those handsome features, I should think the fashion police would arrest me!"

If you intend to make conversation or flirt, now would be the time. What do you discuss? Also, what will you have for dinner?
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>>13659146
>that fucking commercial
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>>13658998

>sniff leggings
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>>13659133
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>>13659146
No, that pony needs to go on a diet. No ice cream for her.
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>>13659146
she could lick the pre dripping out of my cock
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>>13659135
This is perhaps the best expression I have ever witnessed.

9001/10 "would give emulated 5 sensual orgasm to for eternity" - IGN
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>>13659010

I think a tank would be more fitting than a moped for me.
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>>13659157
>Comedy Central
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>>13659157
THINK OF THE ANIMALS ANON
LOOK AT HOW SEEMINGLY SAD THEY ARE
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>>13659107
Can a mare please record herself asking me to boop her?

>"Hey anon, I was wondering if you'd want to boop me on the nose? You seem like a nice guy"

this would help me sleep tonight...
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>>13658554
the both impregnated rediv
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>>13659146
She's a princess with magic. I'm sure she can get ice cream without any help.
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>>13659135
>emulated
do you even tulpa
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>>13659185
It is forbidden to do anything winter related with magic
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what if i wanted to boop pony on the butt
is that too lewd
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>>13659185
What if it was this pony Tex
Would you just leave this pony without ice cream
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>>13659199
shit meant to quote
>>13659173
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http://derpiboo.ru/431690

more corey powell spike epsiodes: CONFIRMED

PANTS STATUS: OFF
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>>13659146
I would remind her of that spell we worked on where she created matter at any amount and into any substance and state.

>*plop*
>"M-my ice cream..." she sniffed sadly.
"Twilight just use that spell we worked on."
>"Oh yeah!"
>*ice cream*
"God damn it you're amazing."
>she blushes
>i make her orgasm
>repeat
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>>13659206
Of course not. That pony has no magic and requires my assistance.
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>>13659221
>PANTS OFF
>CAPS LOCKED
>MONTHS BEFORE THE SHOW

THAT'S SOME COMMITTED PONYING
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>>13659180
ok here you go!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kYLTrRrfY
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>>13659199
I tried, wishfully, but I am too distracted to formulate any.
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>>13659239
YESSSSSS.....

<3
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>>13659200
But ice cream is a summer time treat, you dumb apple monger
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>>13659237
It's not that long now. It's like 9 days untill November
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>>13659239
i dont know what i expected
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>>13659248

anon...
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>>13659231
Not my image.
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>>13659239
8/10
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>>13659239
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>>13659231
Look at how happy you've made pony!
She knows she can count on you.
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>>13659248
Wait I mean october fuck I beefed it

also fucking 60 second cooldown
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>>13659107
people used to ask our contributors to say or sing things on vocaroo
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>>13659239
Bonbon pls
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kaiba stram shortly sorry for being so late
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>>13659155
>WAT TALK
May as well inquire after the state of fashion, juicy gossip, etc. You know, small talk. Compliment her mane if the chance arrives, but don't force it.

>WAT EAT
Grilled hearts of romaine as an appetizer, and the evening's special. Light lunches tend to leave one hungry this late into the evening.
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>>13659239
Sup Twilight
How's the magic
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How's it look so far?
spoilered for excessive hybrids
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>>13659239
This sounds so familiar.
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>>13659166
Whoops
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r8 the wall paper i made and I encourage people to make them of this general theme and type, there is not enough tech/cyber/cyborg/android/future pone
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>>13659285
I don't know what to feel.
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>>13659285
NOT ENOUGH PAIRS OF LEGS
NEED MORE
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>>13659285
Looks good. Do you think the satyr's torso is too long?
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>>13659285
I want to see centaurPink playing with a giant ball
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pony was just found guilty of at least 45 acts of nonconsentual hugging and will spend the rest of her life in pony prison
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>>13659295
Imagine...someday in the future humanity might be like this.
What a glorious future.
Or we'll all be radioactive waste. Either or really.
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>>13659285
>tiny malformed hands

Deeply disturbing
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>>13659280
>image
almost there
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>>13659290
Huh

I wasn't thinking about that when I was doing the voice, but yeah they are pretty similar, thought I think I was much more raspy the na stright Fat Albert parody voice

Murder on the throat, by the way. Would not recommend
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>>13659304
>>13659315
Shit, good catch.
Gimme a minute.
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>>13659285
I love everything about this
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>>13659290
it's just vupala
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>>13659292
No, bad pony. Pony is going to get fat now.
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>>13659314
Yep, it's attainable in our lifetimes too.

30/50 years and by that point... If you have the power... Medical technology...

Mmmmmmmmmmm... It is looking good.

But people have to stop being destructive and closed minded.

So everyone from no one, just stop doing these 2 things and agree to cooperate unconditionally and stop getting distracted by things that aren't for the preservation and development and growth of happiness and freedom.
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Holy shit, I dreamed that I was with weaver and a bunch of guys I didn't know and he had contacts with the mafia or some kind of stuff. He brought me to a secret zone where there was this guy that made me sign with my name and then gave me a flower in a pot. I didn't know where he took it but I'm sure there were a lot more in some hidden compounds.
So me and my bro weaver(who by the way was black and had all his teeth) went back home with the plant and he started smelling it and he was high as a kite
So I tried it too and I was giggling like an idiot, I don't know what the fuck is that flower but it's a good one
and Then we were going home and he said "man I could do anything right now" and I said "even telling where's the stash?"
So he laughed and pulled out a usb key from his pocket and handed it to me.

Man.

I'm sure weaver is a cool dude. I wish I could be his friend.
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>>13659330
Nope

But if any of you can guess my name, you'll banish me away for a time. Sorta like Rumpelstiltskin

Or should I say RUMPelstiltskin!
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>>13659352
>from no one
from now on*
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>>13659221
>being killed by Spike
Jesus what the fuck is this fandom? Seriously not only do we draw the worst shit, we make sure that everyone INVOLVED in the fucking show knows about it.
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>>13659305
this
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>>13659352
I'm mainly looking forward to genetic manipulation and cybernetics.
We're already on the path of printing off personal genetically compatible organs that are as strong as an elephants. Everyone would be able to have the strength of a gorilla with hyper intelligence.
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>>13659379
I forgot xanga was a thing
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>>13659363
and for some reason afterwards I dreamed I was raped by a ton of anons in the mlpg office.
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Is this an okay color palette for an MLPG office building?

What colors should it be?
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stramming the finale to the anime Kaiba

be there or forever be confused

also my last stream for a few weeks probably

derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
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>>13657896
>>13657896
>>13657896
>I remember a few weeks after I started watching the show and browsing MLPG I had a really hot Celestia dream, she's the best personhorse to jack off to, no comparison. Amazon Celestia with thick thighs and big feet is the best.


Spaerk please
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>>13659402
nigga
What colors do you think

Pink and white
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>>13659389
>pony will never milk you for 3 hours
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>>13659402
>playing autismblocks in creative
>playing autismblocks
>autismblocks
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>>13659403
no chatbox?
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>>13659389
unf
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>>13659402
way too dark and gloomy
needs to be bright and colorful
stop using minecraft
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>>13659390
Yeah, these things are all and well, but we seriously have to overhaul society and our practices.

bad practices, causes bad things.

karma is someone logical in a way.

If you do things that undermine good things, chances are higher that worse things will happen.
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>>13659426
what are you talking about?
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>>13659406
>not green and purple
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>cookie clicker hasn't updated
>TOME hasn't updated
>mlpg is slow
>mnecraft mlpg is boring
>can't draw

Life is boring.
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>>13659285
Haha, I approve.
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>>13659437
somewhat*

What is with me tonight.

all this chi
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>>13659443
Watch a movie or something
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How often do you think about pony
Do you think about it more than you'd like to admit
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>>13659443
Go fap
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>>13659443
You can always learn how to draw!
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>>13659443
>minecraft mlpg
Are you on SeikaMod or vanilla?
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>>13659443
If you're bored then you're boring
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>>13659438
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>>13659437
>overhaul society and our practices
Why don't you just say overhaul government and hang the threat of death over their heads if they become corrupt fuckwads.
That would solve a lot of problems.
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>>13659443
Go read some fanfiction.

Background Pony
Harmony Theory
the Hard Reset trilogy
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>>13659471
>implying they aren't both boring
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>>13659402
Do this to all your darker colors:

saturation ++ brightness ++
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>>13659459
I think about pony all the time.
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>>13659479
>that
>good fanfiction
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>>13659443
>can't draw
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>>13659443
Go wrestle a fucking bear.

>>13659479
Or do this. This is good too.

>Xenophilia
That one too.
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>>13659459
Literally every day
It's my happy place
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FIRE IN THE DISCO
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>>13659490
well, It's more like learning is a lot of work.
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>>13659485
>complains about fanfiction suggestions
>doesn't provide alternate suggestions

>>13659491
>Xenophilia
this guy
this guy right here
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>>13659281

She positively lights up the room when you ask about fashion, dishing through a complete rundown of Alveta's upcoming winter collection--which she managed to get an early preview of--and why hers will be so much better. "I mean, I simply adore their clothes, but I'm sorry, there is such thing as too much brocade. And draping? For a winter collection? Are they mad?"

She sips at her wine and continues. "Mm. Though I'm one to talk about draping. Oh, and... I'm so sorry, darling, you broke the cardinal rule: got me started talking about fashion. I'd never shut up about it. So what do you do?"

Back and forth your patter goes, light and friendly.

By the time the two of you surface for air, the restaurant is starting to empty out. The waiter brings the check, and the two of you reach for your money. "Oh, please don't", she says as you pull the check towards you. "I've had a wonderful time. The least you can do is let me buy you dinner."

What do.
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>>13659504
What? Xenophilia was cute as fuck, and the romance scenes were actually done right in my opinion.
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>>13659472
can I tickle that pony?
>>13659504
bittersweet
regrowth
I wish I might
most of the dark stuff by darf
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>>13659525
I think he was being positive

as in "this guys gets it"
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>I don't smell it, what are you talking about?
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>>13659509
>The least you can do is let me buy you dinner.

Let's go somewhere where even the water costs 50 bucks then.
And I'll casually leave my money at home.
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>>13659495
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
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>>13659433
>>13659406
now marker colors edition

>>13659482
I turned up my brightness in game settings

should I put wood panelling on the walls?
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Okay, how's this?
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>>13659509
Refuse to let her pay.
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>>13659537
ponies cannot sweat,rainbow dash. You just smell like shit because you keep rolling in the mud all day.
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>>13659498
It can be fun. Have you tried it?
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>>13659509
Such wonderful company as hers is worth more than trivial little things like money. I'm more than happy to settle the bill.
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>>13659545
maybe if I remembered my picture
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>>13659535
Never heard it used like that.
But anyways, really liked the Dash interaction in that fic. So cute.
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>>13659477
We need not focus on the other people, but we need to focus on the projects, technology and a further development of understanding espsecially.

we need to irrigate the world, terra form the fuck out of it, make everything fertile, passive filtration for salt water into fresh water is already happening, see graphene and its revolutionary ways.

we need to optimize agriculture, we need to completely reform education, general education should be done in grade school, university schooling should be free and should be nothing irrelevant to what the people's interests are, all classes should provide certificates upon completion and degrees should be retired.

Healthcare is at a good pace, rapidly growing, but also needs funding,

Taxes should be paying for our society's education, healthcare and infrastructure. But it is still largely and mostly spent on military.

People are really ignorant if the cold war and our near extinction wasn't a wake up call.

We need to be good, open minded people, and understand what the problems are to fix them, not to kill people and to fight because that doesn't fix the problem when someone else in the future is faced with it.
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>>13659526
gonna have to look those up.

>>13659525
see >>13659535
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>>13659554
I have. I don't understand why does he keep doing those balloons with the cheeks.
seriously it's like "hey here's a ball" "add a couple lines" "BAM, HERE'S A FINISHED PICTURE, YOU'RE GREAT HEY DON'T COPY THIS" he's not giving me any hints on how to get from ball to face.
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>>13659554
Not him but intimidation is a big block to get over
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>>13659554
Not him, but I've tried for ages and got worse

i am physically incapable of art
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>>13659539
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
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>>13659547

i no longer like i have been violated twice. in fact, i do not feel like i have been violated even once.

well done.
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>>13659547
Looks good to me. You plan on coloring it?
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>>13659568
Also we have tried fighting since the dawn of civilization.

See Einstein's definition of insanity.
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>>13659561
>my cunt is wet with fear
that's a new one.

>>13659581
IN THE LAAAAND WHERE I WAS BOOORN
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>>13659568
Agriculture isn't really a problem right now though.
We produce enough food to feed around 12 billion people, it's just that it doesn't get spread around and just gets tossed in some dump where it goes bad.
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>>13659588
I'll see what I can do before I fall asleep.
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>>13659589
Pnoy, you're a crazy ass motherfucker. take your pills and make reality more teal.
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>>13659590
CHEER UP, SLEEPY JEAN
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>>13659597
No rush.
I probably would have used it as coloring practice if you had no plans for coloring it.
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>>13659601
JUST EAT IT
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>>13659609
WHIP IT GOOD
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9274514/
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>>13659619
spoiler bar
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>>13659619
DO THE SAFETY DANCE
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>>13659606
If you'd like to, I was just going to color the lines. I don't think I'd finish it anytime soon anyways.
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>>13659596
True, but having a nice lush fertile abundantly healthy planet for our needs isn't a bad thing to have.

Not everyone's interests are the same, but everyone has a cutie mark, and making the most use out of everyone will just making everything better and everyone happier, the people that worry about the environment for example, they can start doing something about it, lead by the smartest people on the subject

We also need to fund research and technological development.

For many reasons, to protect ourselves from catastrophic natural occurences.

We need to start finding and bringing the people with the big ideas to the forefront of society if they so wish.
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>>13659633
So what you're saying is we need to get off this godforsaken rock and colonize other planets?
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>>13659633
Time for 0pone
Goodnight MLPG.
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If you were a pony what would your favorite animal be?
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>>13659633
Your solutions to the world's problems are those of an uneducated 15 year old
They are good in their core, but don't address thousands of other issues that arise either because of them or they just already exist.
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>>13659641
I didn't mean to reply to that.
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>>13659640
>colonize other planets

haha not in this century you fucknugget
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>>13659631
Well, coloring the lines is the thing I can never do right. So I'll leave that to you, and then fiddle with the rest of it in the off-time.
Probably won't post it, because people enjoy making claims of just bucket-filling things for a color job.
Coloring shit with a mouse and GiMP is hard, and I never figured out the vector tools or how to shade properly, aside from not shading in black.
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>>13659590
We have all sorts of that stuff.
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>>13659655
>century
look at this optimist
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>>13659658
why are you building this?
Autism?
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>>13659640
Preserving Earth is more important, why go somewhere else that would be more work?

Earth is the place we know most about, Earth is where our history lies and we need to preserve this information for the future, we need to adjust Earths orbit when the time comes that it's starting leave the habitable ring around the sun.

Yes these ideas are probably not very reasonable at our technological time, but in the future I see great, great, great possibilities that are quite honestly the best purposes to live for. And there is quite no reason not to be this devoted to it when you kind of get the idea.
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>>13659640
TO MARS
TITAN
AND BEYOND
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>>13659664
why else?
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if a centaur is chubby, does it get the chub on the human parts or the horse parts?
this is a very important question
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>>13659667
No, scratch that, they aren't good in their core
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>>13659509
Insist on paying.
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>>13659663
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13659667
>adjust Earths orbit
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>>13659667
Why the hell should we only focus on one thing at a time? There's 7 billion of us, we can multitask.
Work on Earth's problems while expanding outwards to other planets, maybe someday other solar systems.
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>>13659672
It should be equal distribution, but like with humans, it'd probably differ for each individual
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>>13659509
Eat like a man just came out of prison and let her pay everything.
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>>13659663
>that sameface
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>>13659667
You're a complete idiot
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>>13659672
it all goes to the boobs
first the human tits then the mareteats, then both bellys in equal distribution
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>>13659670
just checking.

Does anyone know of any servers with factions,economy and mcmmo that haven't been raped to death yet?
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>>13659640
Preserving Earth is more important, why go somewhere else that would be more work?

Earth is the place we know most about, Earth is where our history lies and we need to preserve this information for the future, we need to adjust Earths orbit when the time comes that it's starting leave the habitable ring around the sun.

Yes these ideas are probably not very reasonable at our technological time, but in the future I see great, great, great possibilities that are quite honestly the best purposes to live for. And there is quite no reason not to be this devoted to it when you kind of get the idea.

>>13659652
Mate, the most important things to cover first are the very core, it's all about the fundamentals mate, the foundation, consider this allegory for god's sake, it's like building a house, you don't build a house on a sandy slope above a valley of lava, its foundation of plastic, it won't support much but the equivalent value, not to mention the unavoidable doom of its location. You build a house in a safe, stable environment, on a nice fertile, well rooted and maintained surface, the foundation of the latest composition of concrete, in reflection, the house you build on top of it has the much more potential.

I am but one mind, do you really expect me to address the thousands of more detailed and elaborate issues? I can only see the big picture of society from a far enough perspective on my own. I won't notice what another might see.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZydIIRNhdI
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>>13659702
That's the human reaction to pnoy.
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>>13659702
>>13659678
>>13659673
I don't understand why you're responding. Do you think he's serious? Should he instead wear a trip that says "respond to my idiotic posts because I want attention?"

Would that be easier for you to spot?
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>>13659708
damn it, why do you never work abort.
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>>13659710
Zecora needs to be more dramatic
She looks too stiff
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The ass was fat
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>>13659549
>>13659555

She rolls her eyes and laughs, putting away her money. "You are doing this right, aren't you?" she says, sticking her tongue out at you slyly.

The two of you rise from your seats, and you find her walking closer to you than when you arrived, her shoulder brushing against yours with every step you take. "Oh, I surrender", she says suddenly. "I promised myself I wouldn't, but I can't stop myself. Follow me."

She begins to walk faster, faster, faster, before breaking into a run. You chase after her, confused, not sure if this is really happening. Twilight had told you she was a friendly girl, but you had her pegged for more than a single-date kind of girl. Not that you're complaining. Could it be--

The speculation dies in your head as you round the corner to see the Cakes' bakery. "Just in time", she huffs, carefully putting an errant strand of her mane back into place. She steps through the door, and is met by a wave of greetings. "Rarity, dear!" a plump blue mare cries, smiling from behind a counter. "You told me you weren't coming in for another week."

Rarity sighs. "I did? I can't recall. Anon, this is Mrs Cake, the architect of my downfall. Mrs Cake, this is Anon, my date."

"Oh, about time you found yourself a stallion, honey", the mare starts, ducking behind the counter and coming up with a tray of eclairs. "As for your downfall... You're in luck. I made a batch for girls' night tonight. On the house."

"You're an absolute dear", Rarity sing-songs, biting into an eclair with a rapturous expression. "Evil, truly evil, but an absolute dear."

You take an eclair as well, and walk out of the bakery. Rarity's half-through hers by the time you've taken your first bite. "Mmf. Dey're fooooo goop" she murmurs through a mouthful of cream, before covering her mouth with a hoof, looking aghast. "Oh, excuse me. Where are my manners?"

You laugh and reach out to wipe away the dot of cream clinging to her nose, and she can't help but laugh with you.
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>>13659715
Jeez anon there's no reason to be so hostile.
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>>13659723
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>>13659725
>not making her pay
FUCK YOU
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>>13659725
You guys are so frustrating to reason with, anyone can just deny and deny things, any baboon can do that.

But a real intelligent individual will actually think about what I am trying to say.

I can't think for you anons, I can only speak with words to make you think about the concepts I am trying to convey.
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>>13659725
>plump blue mare


Now we're talkin
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>>13659725
>sharing cream-filled baked goods with rarara
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>>13659745
yes pnoy, I think rarity is worst pony too.
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>>13659736
Maybe Mac is still single because there's so many mares to choose from and he can't decide.
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>>13659745
miss fire, mean't to quote:
>>13659715
>>13659712
>>13659678
Also I never mean't to imply we couldn't multi task, you are right there are a lot of us, and I did mention supporting different areas of exploration as they will be relevant eventualyl anyways.

But I am saying preserving Earth would be most likely to me a higher priority.
>>13659702
>>
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Applebloom
Babs

Butt
Booty
Badonkadonk
Dat Ass

Match them up, MLPG.
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>>13659723
>>13659736
you are now imagining setting off a pony sing along set to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9at5RlFu4
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>>13659764
no.
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>>13659769
Baby got flank is good enough for me
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>>13659629
FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER TOO
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>>13659745
Idiots who think they're somehow smarter than everyone else are the most unlikable group of people
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>>13659784
I used to think people trying to be smart were full of themselves, arrogant, pretentious and didn't actually know anything.

But then I realized I was just the one being stupid.
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Man, I haven't seen FRIENDS in 10 years or so.
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>>13659764

I'm going to assume you mean personhorse.

AB - Butt
Scoots - Booty
Sweetie - Dat Ass
Babs - Badonkadonk
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>>13659725

She walks with you, drawing near to you to ward off the chill. You walk through the cold half-light of the moon and gas streetlamps, window-shopping along the high street, staring into the shut shops, meandering your way back to her house.

Entirely too quickly, you see her boutique looming into view. Simultaneously, the two of you start to walk slower, neither wanting to say goodbye just yet, but not even your efforts can stave off the parting for very long.

"Thanks", she says, pawing at the ground nervously. "I had a great time. It was nice to meet someone new. You should come back tomorrow--BY. Come by tomorrow. So I can dress you. Yes." She delays by the door, and out of the corner of your eye, you're pretty sure that you can see four noses and eight hooves pressed up against the glass.

It's clear what she's waiting for.

What/how do.
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>>13659796
UNF
a-all the apple? for 10 bits?
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>>13659742

If it's any consolation, I was going to, but ran out of space.
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>>13659817
oh well.
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>>13659805
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>>13659807
money up front
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>>13659804

>AB
>not badonkadonk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
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>>13659804
That is the WORST place to crop that.
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>>13659805
Go in for the kiss. I'll leave the method up to other anons.
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>>13659831

Says you.

I like those lips.
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>>13659827
>white men rapping

it's horrible.
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>>13659850
oh shit what
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>>13659657
Alright, I'm done for the night. If you don't want to shade, doing flats is fine. I can go back and shade once you're done. You can drop it on my tumblr when you're done.
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>>13659805
Immediately cum and start farting.
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http://derpibooru.org/431838
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>>13659864
>Satyr and Centaur
I can hate a drawing only so much nobby
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>>13659864
Ah geez, I wasn't really gonna upload it anywhere. It was more to see if I can do it halfway decent.
But I guess I'll put it up here. Later. Because it's almost 5 AM.
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>>13659875
Well that's stupid as fuck
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>>13659827

My headcanon is that all Apple girls have great asses.
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It never crosses anyone's mind it seems, that I could just be bad at articulating what I am trying to say, I was diagnosed when I was younger with an Auditory Processing Disorder which is largely related to ADD.

If you could imagine, these combination of factors could make it harder for me to clearly state my concepts, under elaborate them, miss key points I mean to point out, ect.

But no, rather than trying to understand, it is just the route of least resistance and work to say no, because you guys know who is smart and who isn't.

Too bad I don't have all the right friends in all the right places. Too bad I'm not paid for doing what I love, it even being something really rewarding and universally applicable to many people.

Too bad public education grades people's knowledge on topics assigned to them, their interests or area of expertise irrelevant. Too bad people focus more on the negatives than the positives, too bad I am generalizing so much, a common practice in society, too bad everything at this particular moment is a factor in some reasoning as to why it is what it is now.

Too bad people live for power and not for happiness. Too bad people are used by power and not using power.

Things would have turned out so much differently.

Oh...

But things still can...

Too bad people give up really really really really really really really really really really really really quickly.

Too bad people are made completley empty hearted promises that they have no idea what they are promising (religion) too bad it is a tool to get people to do something they shouldn't.

Too bad I could keep elaborating and pointing everything out, but too bad people don't care enough.
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>>13659881
Well what would you like in a drawing?
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>>13659853
That's hardly rapping
It's some kind of weird abominable hybrid between pop-rap and pop-country
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>>13659769
>you will never have twilight sparkle inform you that ponies instinctively join in on songs that mean a lot to the singer, their native magic providing them with the lyrics and appropriate dance moves
>you will never research the phenomenon yourself and discover that the longer someone goes between public songs of any kind, the more intense it is for everyone involved when they finally kick one off
>you will never hold in every urge you have to sing until you're invited to the Grand Galloping Gala, abstaining from public songs entirely
>you will never wait until every pony in the castle dining hall is seated for the traditional dinner with the princesses
>you will never leap onto your table from your honored seat next to the princesses, wearing a grin that would make pinkie pie look restrained, and kick off a public song that lasts for at least an hour
>every single song - every last one - is sexual in nature
>baby got back
>the bad touch
>walk this way
>face down ass up
>and those are just the ones you remember

>by all rights you should be charged with public indecency
>instead, princesses celestia, luna, and twilight all invite you to their chambers
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>>13659904
Why do people even do that thing.
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>>13659805
Give her a kiss, right on the lips. Maybe cradle the back of her head. Don't draw things out too long, though. Mind the audience.
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>>13659893
what a great headcanon
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>>13659900
>>
>guy was going to cum on milky plush
>deleted

fuck
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>>13659893

Saturday nights down at the farm can get pretty crazy. There's a party nearly every week. There's a reason for those speaker towers in the corners of the barn. It's considered an Apple family girl's rite of passage to make her own Daisy Dukes.
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>>13659908
>face down ass up
huh... that's new.
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>>13659900
too bad there are no heroes left in men.

All these horribly depressing things aside.

I must now make my leave.

Because fortunately.
You are what you eat.
And the people you are with, are the people you learn from.
Friends are really nice things to have you guys.
Please.
Go make some friends.
There is no hope here for you.
But don't worry.

Hopefully this will be something we will laugh about one day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf5p1KG869E

I will be back when I release MLTG Alpha.
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>>13659945
http://www.songfacts.com/category-songs_about_sex.php
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>>13659952
hoooooly shit that's a lot of songs
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So Wander Over Yonder seasons are only 3 episodes long?
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>>13659963
yes.
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>>13659961
hence the "at least"
I strongly suspect that, if those were all played back to back, it would be several hours of solid music
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>>13659963
What are you even talking about? We've had four episodes, and a fifth one is going to play next week.
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>>13659900
it's going to be okay, anon
just take a deep breath and stop taking everything so seriously
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>>13659949
>Friends are really nice things to have you guys.
>Please.
>Go make some friends.

You should,really.
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>>13659949
>There is no hope here for you.
Pff, says you. I have like half a dozen people from here that I'd consider my friends.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I NEED IT
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>>13659977
Then why does Yayponies only have 3?!
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/09/game-developer-wayforward-wants-to-do.html
We know about this, right?
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>>13659990
Because the fourth aired like five hours ago and they haven't put it up yet.
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Is the tv show "hannibal" any good?
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>>13659991
Wanting to do something != actually doing something
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>>13660000
no,but hannibal is a nice movie.
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>>13659999
No excuses!
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Hey, minecraft has been sped up or something? I can play with firefox on.
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>>13659991
People are still going to eqd here?
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>>13660023
EqD, DHN and Round Stable
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>>13660022
Why are you playing minecraft
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>>13660023
new people
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>>13660031
I enjoy Feed the Beast.
Even though I regularly get lost and have no fucking idea what to do.
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>>13660023
It's there.
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>>13660042
>Feed the Beast
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>>13659893
better than Sweetie's?
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>>13660000
I heard it's pretty eh
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>>13660023
Hell no.

>>13660031
Because I am testing a way to be invincible in mcmmo/factions servers.
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>>13659917

Applejack's muscular applepicker's caboose; Applebloom's pert little bottom; Babs' thick, slappable booty - whatever your taste in asses is; you can find the best of it on an Apple girl.
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>>13660050
What, you got a problem with tech, nancy?
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>>13660023
It's usually the fastest news website
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>>13660061
BABS
BABS
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>>13659916
>>13659833

You duck your head down and take a half-step toward her. Her head moves forward, meeting you half-way, and your lips come together slowly. You can taste the chocolate and cream on her tongue, and fire arcs through your blood as you kiss. Opening your eye to a slit, you look at her; she's beatific, eyes shut and an angelic expression on her pretty face. Somewhere, you think you hear a noise from inside that sounds an awful lot like a filly gasping, but you ignore it.

Too quickly, the kiss is over, and the two of you pull back. Her mouth stays open for a moment, and her eyes open slowly. "You're... you're an okay kisser", she says, a faraway expression on her face. She breathes shallow, short gasps, and her eyes are glassy.

"I'll--" That's all she manages to blurt out before stepping through the doorway; or attempting to, anyway. She bumps into the door she forgot to open, before fumbling with the doorknob and finding her way inside with that strange clumsy gracefulness only women can manage. "Um. Come back tomorrow. Are you free? I am. Tomorrow?"

You smile and walk away, nodding, and bid her goodnight. You hope she'd closed the door already when you walk into a lamp-post, too distracted to notice it. She's a nice girl, Twilight had told you. Twilight was right.
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Does anyone have that drawing of Apple Bloom getting an F and asking if that's Fantastic?

Had it in a tab, forgot to save and now it's dead
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>>13660062
>http://feed-the-beast.wikia.com/wiki/BronyModPack

yes.
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>>13660054

Sweetie's derriere is in a class of its own.
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>>13660062
nah, I prefer technic
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>>13660061
pert little bottom? that doesn't sound very sexy
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what the hell, now minecraft is 1.6.4?
But it doesn't say so in the wiki. It says 1.6.2.
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>>13659979
I know I just can't help myself when it comes to helping others even when it is just hurting me.

Because I know there are so many others like you, and why there is so much hope, because there are people that understand.

The worse that could happen is me being embarrassed and shy because I can't help it because I'm not used to these things playing out any differently.

Oh but how I love love love love love love surprises.
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>>13660067
Yes, except that 4chan is faster
which you already visit
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>>13660081
Really, faggot?
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i'm sad and i've systematically alienated all the people who pretended to care about me
wat do
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>>13660093
Not all the time
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>>13660082
that's what I thought
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>>13660095
Indeed it is. That's why I'm scared.
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>>13660089

It's more "cute," really.

But that's okay because her legs more than make up for it.
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>>13660100
Indeed not, but those few times you can still live with being 10 minutes late.
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>>13660097
https://www.4chan.org/bans
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>my gay stepbrother comes over to my apartment
>looks through my closet
>"YOU ONLY HAVE TWO JACKETS!? HOW!?"

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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Today's lesson is about Government Regulation!
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>>13660116
>>>/r9k/
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>>13660092
when i get a second to realize we finally fixed all the problems
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>>13660106
So...don't use the brony pack. Problem solved.
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>>13660061

>you'll never watch Babs' ass jiggle as she bounces on you
>you'll never feel those bellydancing classes she took start to work their wonders
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>>13660116
>
>>13660114
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yeah... just ignore my status for a while and let's pretend that never happened
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>>13660122
I'm not even using feed the beast anon.
I don't even play minecraft.
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>all those underage user 90 day bans
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>>13660073
I'm okay with this. Well, right up until beefing it into a streetlamp.
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>>13660123
Babs is probably the kind of girl who could make you cum with a fully clothed lapdance.
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>>13660102
And Scoots' ass is different from either of them: small, muscular, hard, to suit her wiry frame.
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>>13660118
AND WHY THE FREE MARKET IS A REALLY DUMB IDEA WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
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>>13660139
Uuuunnff
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>>13660123

The slapping of your hips against those soft, plush cheeks; hearing her pant and moan - like music...
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>>13660145
She'd make a good little pony
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>>13660109
nicer legs than her sister's?
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>>13660073
That was cute, anon. Thank you.
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>>13660145

Is it wrong that I like thinking she'd have a latina-style booty? Not BIG, but nicely-shaped and round? Like the kind that looks really good in those velvety-looking track-pants...
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>>13660139
>Her sitting in your lap to watch a movie is as erotic as a lapdance
>She always swears she isn't doing it on purpose
>You play along with the lie
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>>13660145
how is that different from applebloom's?
>>
THE UNF
IT'S TOO MUCH
STOP IT
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>>13660139
>Babs swings her leg across your lap and sinks down, grabbing your hands and slapping them onto her hips. "Ya can touch the dancers a little, y'know. 'Sides, you're gonna need to hold on."

do we have stripper Babs?
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>>13660163
>when the movie is over and she gets up there's a visible thick white strand trailing from the cleft of her bottom to your crotch where all the semen soaked through
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>>13660164
It isn't really, they're both just fillies so they have pretty similar butts
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>>13660123
>>13660153
I bet the anal is AMAZING
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>>13660163
>she always shifts her hips a little, saying that "there's something really hard under but she can't understand what"
>you'll never cum by just her grinding and go soft again
>She'll never smile and say "all better!"
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>>13660179
>Implying she'd make you cum
That's just the 2 hour foreplay
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>>13660181
Not as amazing as the vanilla

"Ya think you're man enough ta give me babies?"
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>>13660161
well, she probably would, if it wasn't for all the working out she did.
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>>13660161
One of these days someone should make a figure-comparison picture for those three. Plus Babs.
Maybe rediv. That sweetiehips picture was TOP UNF.
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>>13660192
>babies
boner died.
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>>13660062

Nancy?
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>>13660192
>teen pregnancy
I think I'll stick with the amazing anal...
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>>13660194
her workout routine's as close to Dash's as possible without asking her directly for tips
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>>13660192

"You wanna find out, babe?"
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>>13660198

RIP boner
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Would Babs have a bit of a belly to go with her ass?
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>>13660199
look at that pony
I love that pony
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>>13660198
>>13660210

Joke's on you, fuckers! This is my fetish!
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>>13660157

>MS Paint edit
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>>13660210
>rip boner
unf
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Wanna party /co/?
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>>13660214

pony loves you too
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>>13660213

>belly

A bit of a tummy is as far as I'll go.
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>>13660192
If she's not the buttslut then which one is?
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>>13660228

this is not /co/
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What's up with drama in mew stream
Seems like he is pulling out Kraut
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>>13660243
well mlpg
going to college tomorrow
see you guys in a week or two
probably no pony drawings for awhile since not about to reveal power level to roommate
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>>13660243
>watching anime
you have no one to blame but yourself
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>>13660239
I like that pony too
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>>13660196
>That sweetiehips picture was TOP UNF.

I think it's a bit overrated, but you go with what you like.
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>got through pro overkill 3day full stealth

How are the pony levels tonight?
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>Babs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuvD7sK3L8
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>>13660239
I'm a married man, Marker.
All of my boops are reserved for your sister.
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>>13660198
>>13660205
I think you all forget that Apple girls are made for breeding.
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>>13660264
do you like like that pony?
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>>13660285
I want to befriend her!
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>>13660282
Apple girls used to be made for anal sex.
With a big booty like hers, doubly so.
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>>13660277
Do you and her sister make fun of marker pony's stupid cape?
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>>13660298
What? No.
Marker is Gloomy's beloved little sister.
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>>13660295
NO
RAISE THOSE LEVELS
SOMEONE CALL THAT ONE TERRIBLE ARTIST
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>>13660306
yeah but she's always wearing that cape. It must come up in conversation, I mean who wears a cape?
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>>13660206

She's a bit less aerodynamic than Dash, though - sometimes she wishes she was totally flat like her. Although, sometimes it feels nice when boys turn their heads to look at her when she walks by...