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FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT EDITION

Old horse: >>13648796
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first for vinyl
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>>13653121
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>>13653095
>He's the only one talking about drugs!
>Even though there were other people clearly about drugs
>Even though the only reason he's responding is because I'm responding
>I'm the logical individual here, he's a stupid dumb stoner lyel
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>>13653155
Nononono
Don't fucking bring this here
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20 IMAGES EARLY

FUCK LET'S JUST HAVE 10 GENERALS
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>>13653155
Why the fuck would you bring this up here
What is wrong with you?
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>>13653155
keep it in the old thread, asshole
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>>13653167
Can I have one
I'll call it the General general
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>>13653173
>marking it

What the fuck Isaac
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>>13653121
Vinyl, octavia, lyra, rumble, bonbon

background ponies like these have no canon personalities. there's nothing to like about them unless you're a brony faggot. what, the actual characters weren't good enough for you?

I thought MLPG was supposed to be "good", but apparently you're obsessed with unintended fanfiction prompts like everyone else.
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>>13653164
THE NIGHT
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>>13653167
There's really nothing stopping us from having 10.
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>>13653173
Opal's feeling a bit neglected?
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>>13653167
>>13653173
>>13653127
>>13653133
Fuck I thought it said 240
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>>13653206

you could delete it
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Hey MLPG, did you know Applejack and Pinkie Pie are actually very distant cousins? They both share a great great great grand uncle. He was a comedian/law man in the old west.

His name was Wyatt Burp!
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>>13653155
You could have responded in the old thread but you brought it to the new thread because you want extra attention and responses

Because you're a samefagging troll

Pls go, nobody cares
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>>13653206
it's not like it matters anymore
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>>13653212
>implying
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>>13653216
you suck.
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Ponies being unintentionally sensual.
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>>13653119
I wasn't drawing any particular sword. I just wanted to draw a nice whatever-it-is-those-parts-of-swords are called.
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>>13653206
oh well, we're here
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Anon, why do y'all always respond to someone when you know they're being stupid on purpose?
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>>13653216
So scrubbing bubbles walks into a bar

he dies in the resulting coma
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>>13653206
Don't feel bad man I once made a general 140 images early. that was embarrassing
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>>13653244
How do I know when they are doing it on purpose and how do I know they really are that stupid?
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>>13653217
>He's obviously seeking attention by moving to the new thread
>and also he's a troll because he disagrees me!
How am I samefagging if I never said "Hey I'm a different person! here! sporting the same views!"

It's evident that you don't have a real argument only seek to forward your drug bullshit into threads were they don't belong.

You've could of just stopped and said "Okay I understand you don't like people who don't do drugs and it's not proper to discuss drugs in a general that's about MLP so you can you please stop" but instead "I'm a man of logic and reason but ur dumb samefag troll LOL"
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>>13653264
And it was on /co/
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>>13653236

Hilt
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>>13653270
Shut the fuck up and leave us in peace.
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So let's just fucking make threads at 151 images

because the image limit doesn't matter anymore
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>>13653236
The kind that you drew suggests that it's got a thin blade.
Like a rapier or something
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13653217
> nobody cares
You've somehow rolled in this shit hard and long for someone who doesn't care about DRUGSKUB.
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>>13653206
It's fine.
I was just in the middle of typing up my filename when your thread popped up, that's all.

>>13653204
It happens. What's she to do, declaw her?
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What if you had to watch the CMC because another anon left you with them while he went to the store and they tried to be sensual with you
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>>13653270
You can stop because all you're managing to do is shit up a new thread
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>>13653308
pone is too small to know how to do that properly
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>>13653310
it was a shitty early thread anyway
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>>13653308
> tried to be sensual
Pretty sure I'd have to sit them all down with hot cocoa and explain that's something adults do with adults, and only when it's something special between them
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>>13653292
No go fuck yourself, don't continue an argument with a volley of insults and ridiculous claims and using the "no you" tactic and expect the opposing party to stop the moment a new thread starts.
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YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE QUESTS

WHERE'S THE QUESTS, MSOB?
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>>13653268
Because sometimes is extremely obvious that they're only posting for attention and y'all always give it to them.
Sometimes ya'll say you respond because it's fun, but then go on to complain about the quality of the threads as if part of the reason they're so awful is because you folks don't know when to not respond or when to let things go.
Even if they're really stupid enough to believe the horseapples they type that doesn't mean y'all need to go correct them because someone is wrong on the internet.
Do you understand what I'm saying here, anon?
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>>13653321
get out of here nathan
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>>13653308
Hold on, I got this
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>>13653274
Nope that wasn't me
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>>13653355
Terrible, you made it worse.
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>>13653321
If you want to argue about petty bullshit, you keep that shit in the old thread. It's common fucking courtesy.

Now fuck off.
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>>13653355
Calm down anon
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Would you drink tea with pone
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>>13653335
rule 4
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>>13653367
maybe if the thread was actually made at 250 images, people would care about its quality.
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>>13653334
no more quests, quests are canceled forever
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>>13653335
>IT'S ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN ACTUALLY HAVE GENIUNE VIEWS ON IT
>THEY'RE STUPID, I'M NOT
I'm tired of this retarded defense for bullshit like drug discussion.
Every time you discuss drugs and then I come around to drop a shit on your parade you pull out the retarded arguments and claims.
>>13653367
>Common fucking courtesy!
Says who?
You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm just going to let this hang at the end of the thread where it's essentially just me yelling into a black hole.
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Can I have one (1) picture of a pony please?

How much will that be? I'm on a limited pony budget.
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>>13653400
>Being a leech
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>>13653419
50 bits for blue
25 bits for anything else
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>>13653374
I am perfectly calm.
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>>13653400
this happened because of the early thread
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>>13653419
Here's one on the house.
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I've been working on a writefaggy thing. I've got the base idea:

Funny/Non-Serious Drama

Twilight's no longer Celestia's apprentice. She "graduated."

Celestia takes on a young unicorn girl as a new apprentice

Twilight becomes worried that she is going to be replaced.

Goes to great lengths to try to avoid this

Makes herself look bad in the process.
I just need a name for the new apprentice. I'm no good with names.

All I've come up with so far is Morning Glory
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>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are both doing something secret in the corner, giggling while standing over something hidden
>Twilight goes over to investigate
>"Hey girls. What are you up to?"
>They both turn on a dime to face her, keeping the thing hidden
>"Uhh, hit Twilight. Sorry, but this isn't something you'd like. It's more of a cool kinda thing."
>"I'm cool!"
>Pinkie and Dash exchange glances
>"Twilight, we both love you and you are the greatest friend ever....but you're not cool."
>"Why not?!"
>"Twilight, you're wearing a pocket protector."
>"So?"
>"You don't even have a pocket to protect!"
>"I was going to practice my penmanship.....but I'm cool! I'll have you two know when I was just a little filly at school, I was writting profanity on the walls and everything!"

>Flash back, in class room, a pony is on the phone
>"Yes Mrs. Sparkle, this is her teacher. Yes, its just....well, she's written profanity all over everything......oh no no, nothing like that! I mean she's actually written and spelled out the word 'profanity' and the little dear is so happy about learning a word she's writing it everywhere.....yes, she's very gifted. I'm going to bump her up a grade."
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>>13653414
>I come around to drop a shit on your parade you pull out the retarded arguments and claims.
You mean you come around and proceed to shit on every living thing in the thread, including the people who'd just rather you quit the Gandalf shit?
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>>13653436
it's extremely shit
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>>13653308
>>13653355
Hold on I can fix this.
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>>13653436
>fanfiction

I'm so sorry
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Lyra is hypest pony.
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>>13653428
>not putting googlies on Lyra as well
You fucked it up so bad
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>>13653308
>>13653355
>>13653450
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>>13653414
>You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm just going to let this hang at the end of the thread where it's essentially just me yelling into a black hole.
You should.
You really should.
Because no-one wants to hear it.
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>>13653455
fuck off please
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>>13653455
are you camping at the library with GG?
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>>13653436
Oedipusia
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>>13653465
>fixed

But that's Mewball.
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>>13653455
>her back legs
Dude what the heck
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>>13653468
You people are hopeless
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>>13653459
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Musical pony is tired of your shit.
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>>13653465
Why does Lyra have a dick
Why is his dick so big
Why is his floor a giant calendar
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>>13653470
is he really the one you should be directing your anger at right now?
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>>13653465
10/10 on the framed picture
0/10 on capturing mewball's length
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>>13653447
>Every living thing in thread
Oh so you mean the people where talking about drugs and that one faggot that still wanted to argue?
>>13653468
I don't care, you don't suddenly shout things and then want another person to stop once it continues past the point that you like.
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Lets sing for the best day ever, ill start

>7 AM, WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
>GOTTA BE FRESH, GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS
>GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL, GOTTA HAVE CEREAL
>SEEIN' EVERYTHING, THE TIME IS GOIN'
>GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE BUS STOP
>GOTTA CATCH MY BUS, I SEE MY FRIENDS.
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>>13653485
the longest part of her hind legs are equal to your ankles and feet

the upper part is the knee
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I bought issue 7 of the comic a second time by accident. It has the same cover too.

What do I do with it?
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>>13653492
Do you think she only likes classical music or is she into other genre as well?

I need to know so I can woo her with my varied taste in genres of music.
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>>13653505
why are you even here?
why can't you talk about ponies like we're trying to do right now
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They look like they should bend more.
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>>13653532
>You whip out your dubstep.
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>>13653092

How'd I miss this?
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>>13653537
>>13653520
Forgot the reply
fuck me
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>>13653537
I'd really love to just walk up to a pony and just kinda shove them onto their side and watch them kick fruitlessly on the ground
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>>13653505
And what about those of us who just want to enjoy our colorful horses in peace?
Are we all to suffer for your crusade?
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>>13653465
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>>13653550
>>13653092

>Asian Anon
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>>13653465
fixed better
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>>13653092
That kid's been in some exciting adventures, huh?
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>>13653558
it'd have to be a chubby pony
or else it wouldn't work
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Which butt produces the best sound?
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>>13653579
Look at those deformed legs. Poor kid, he probably can't even run properly.
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>>13653534
>texanon needs some armor

His set up makes him look like Indiana Jones.

>>13653579

Would be better as non-satyr.
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>>13653533
Because as long as those drug discussion condoning faggots are still in this thread and most likely plan on discussing their heinous and degenerate behavior I'm going to continue posting.
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>>13653582
If you tickle pinkie's just right you can play stairway to heaven.
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>>13653058
>mentioning Book of Memories

Anon please.
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thank god for recursive filtering
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I regret this whole thread

Give me some requests to pass the time
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>>13653549
D-Do you think she'd like dubstep? Because I'd let her listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGID6HG_uA
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>>13653578
>Not censoring his thumbs.
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>>13653610
Applejack doing something
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>>13653579
>Alamo.png

That... his name?

Fitting.
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>>13653579
>tex made a fankid with applejack

But why
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you can never make me fap to pone
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>>13653592
The main problem I see is that knee looks odd on the left leg, needs more fabric crease.
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>>13653610
Rainbow Dash and Applejack being bored
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>>13653619
You really dug deep for that one huh
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>>13653058
>This happens.
>/v/ goes nuclear.
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>>13653610
Applejack eating an apple
Twily reading a book
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>>13653610
sweetie teaching celestia to scrunch
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>>13653596
> NO, YOU MOOOOOOVE
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>>13653622
Because a couple people asked him for it.
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>>13653626
Everyone, focus your willpower at the exact same moment. He will be compelled to masturbate to cartoon horses, regardless of the location.
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>>13653627
That and unguligrade leg anatomy not really working for bipeds that want to do more than awkwardly stumble around

Non-pegasus satyr children must suffer seeing all the normal humans and ponies running around while they still struggle with walking across uneven terrain
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>>13653528
Cum on it.
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>>13653626
I can try.
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>>13653652
eh it works for iron will
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>>13653622
>But why

Because Tex is Super Brony.

>Tex keeps adding to his universe and changing it
>Ends up making something original
>Some tweaks and removes the MLP element
>Ends up being famous years from now
>People are shocked to learn that the lovable wife character started off as "Applejack" from MLP.
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>>13653607
I know right? Praise god for it.
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>>13653659
You need a new trick.
That one's getting old.
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>>13653652
>Non-pegasus satyr children
Why are pegasus satyr children exempt from this? Flying would be even worse, I imagine.
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>>13653659
Still hate you
Love hate relationship or whatever
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>>13653659
> Human Anatomy II
So the thrilling sequel to "Everybody Poops"?
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>>13653654
You can't cum on someone's artwork, whether it be visual arts, literature, or music. That's just disrespectful.
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Horsepanties.
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>>13653610
>Give me some requests to pass the time

Pony ass licking.
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>Please, Anon?
>No stallion ever thinks of me like that...
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>>13653659
jesus christ celestia is sleeping with a fever someone give her some advil
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>>13653673
>Human bone structure/build with pegasi's hollow bones
Yeah I'm guessing they shatter like fucking glass at the slightest provocation.
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>>13653528
Are there comic donation things?
Give some impoverished family colorful horse cartoon books
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>>13653715
I think I'll just put it in a book drive one day. That'd be nice.
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>>13653713
>AND THEY CALLED ME MISTER GLASS
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>>13653713
Pegasus wings are too small for normal flight and their bodies are too large and slow to pull the bumble bee trick, so I guess their wings channel flight magic like unicorn horns making all that weight and aerodynamics shit moot
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>>13653690
>not cumming on ac/dc 8 tracks
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>>13653092
That hand is a bit too tiny for his everything else. other than that pretty gud m8
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>>13653579
I think that's the kid in his younger days specifically
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>>13653092

He looks asian and cross eyed. Fix that, otherwise good.

Don't most drawing guides for cartoons basically say "don't have them look directly at the camera" because it's awkward to draw their faces?
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>>13653703
Wait, what?
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>>13653652
>>13653673
>>13653713
Everything on the show breaks feasible anatomy pretty regularly as it is.
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>>13653092
did you take this from Salamandastron, Tex?
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>>13653749
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>>13653687
I <3 u anon. Why do you hate me?

>>13653688
Yes. I call it, "The headbone is connected to the neckbone"
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>>13653749
wonder why tex is travelling with his kid

did the diamond dogs kidnap applejack?
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>>13653752
Are you saying that looking Asian should be fixed?

>>13653758
No.
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>>13653758
>Salamandastron

What?
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>>13653758
I was more reminded of that episode of Samurai Jack where he picks up a baby for a while.
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what if pony isn't constrained by concepts like "bones" and "muscles"?

what if pony is a blob of marshmallow flesh that forms and reforms those structure whenever convenient, always retaining a basic overall pony shape?
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>>13653550
doing well anon
keep feeding
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>>13653763
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>>13653770

It's a book in the Redwall series. Furries kill eachother with swords for like 19 books in a long, twisting plot.

It's great. And that scene is a lot like one from Salamandastron.
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>>13653764
Broke me, essentially
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>>13653758
>redwall
Holy shit
I read those so long ago
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>>13653769
Yes, you need to make him a strong independent black woman with a connection to her heritage. Applejack would be happy.
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>>13653767
>One day Tex got really drunk.
>Woke up in Los Pegasus.
>Somehow acquired a human child in the process.
>Has no memories of what happened.
>Somehow has a stolen guard chariot.
>This is the last time he tries Sheepish mead.
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>>13653800
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>friend that lives close by comes over to grab D&D stuff that's sitting in my closet
>I shower and shave, put on fresh clothes so I don't look like a mess
>Ask if I could come hang out at his place if he's not doing anything tomorrow
>"Oh uh... Well... [roommate] and [cute girl] are just going to be there, I was just going to be going over the rules with them and teaching them, so..."
>Say I just wanted to hang out anyway
>"Well uh... We're not really going to be playing so... I wouldn't want you to be bored..."
>Clearly doesn't want me to be there
>Say okay and he leaves
>Go back to sitting alone in my dark room refreshing 4chan like I've been doing for the past 5 days

Thank god I didn't get to hang out with my friends tonight.

I might have been bored.

That's my blog post for the week.
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>>13653805
>>13653809
did you enjoy the racist subtext and graphic depictions of food
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5v7vBofuE
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More effort has been put into the MLP Kart game than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikC-er4WJsw

And this is being sold for $30 on Steam. Or $40 for Xbox 360 or PS3.
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>>13653828
those fucking food depictions

i can imagine the sleepless nights he spent struggling to describe the food
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>>13653815
/co/ pls
at least link it to ponies somehow
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>>13653811
>human
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>>13653805
Fucking Redwall man
Those books were the coolest things
Mice are hardcore shit
And badgers are basically living gods
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>>13653827

Nice blog post anon.

>>>/out/
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beb
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>Pony is for

Pick 2:
>cute
>sexual
>pet
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>>13653827
>not pushing to be a second expert voice
>allowing him to take a second padawan
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>>13653642
>No it's okay to discuss drugs!
That's what your saying every time you argue.
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>>13653806
I do what I can. Was it everything you thought it would be?
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>>13653842
Alright, sergal-satyr princess
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>>13653847
>And badgers are basically living gods

It's good to know they kept true to nature then.
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>>13653815
are we sad now?
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>>13653860
All I'm seeing is some guy screaming really loudly about something virtually no one here gives a flying fuck about and considering a moral crusade.
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>>13653861
I didn't know what to expect since I was there for the first apples story
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>>13653845
>Chopping off pony snouts and using them for your hair
Monster
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>>13653853
Cute and >
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>>13653842
>Hur it has to be a satyr.
Fine, half human.
Still has no fucking clue how he came into possession of it.
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its night time.

the great and powerful bat awakes
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>>13653811
>>13653842
>>13653891

This is turning into some pretty gay fan fiction.
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I love this tumblr way too much.
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>>13653891
I think he's just referring to the reply chain pointing back to the half-horse kid.
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>>13653881
That was quite a while ago. Is that what broke you or did something else do it?
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>>13653863
Heretical.

>>13653891
Less heretical. Continue.
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>>13653878

>responding

Why? Seriously fucking why? Why respond? Fuck you. Fuck you for shitting up this thread even further. Shithead.
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>>13653847
I liked how they made the hares all special-forces like.
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>>13653878
>Virtually no one here
>Actual people who are okay with discussing drugs
Just because they're quiet about it now doesn't mean they don't fucking exist or that they never fucking discuss doing drugs.

Hell in yesterday thread you had a lineup of people discussing how they smoke weed, are honestly going to say that didn't fucking happen?
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>>13653909
Looks entertaining
Link?
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>>13653914
Why anything?
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>>13653900

Trixie, get over here. I am in desperate need of your help!

I need to rim your asshole.
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>>13653912
Yeah, pretty much
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>>13653845
>horn poking through the pillow

Oh gosh that's cute
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>>13653900
BATS SUCK
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>"Yes! Yes of course I'll marry you, Anon!"
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>>13653828
>those food descriptions
That shut was like straight up stomach smut
You don't know how hard I wished I could eat ANY of that. Straight up hunger boner whenever I read those feasts.
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>>13653613
>at night, Octavia lays down in bed, puts on the best headphones she has and listens to her favorite dubstep
>she's rubbing herself in rhythm with the music
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>>13653465
>>13653355
>>13653308
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I need them all
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>>13653920
No, you misunderstand.
There's a vast majority who don't give a fuck when they do it. Do you understand that? Can you grasp that? Do you understand this is a public venue and not your fucking court to hold?

You're really going to make a stand about smoking pot on 4chan in the midst of a three-year continuous pony thread? REALLY?
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>>13653769
>Are you saying that looking Asian should be fixed?

He looks a little cross eyed. Don't ask me how to fix that.

This is just a minor nitpick. It's a neat image. Would you do a follow up to it?
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>>13653943

Sorry, I was talking to the mare behind you
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>>13653959
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>>13653918
>the Long Patrol
Holy shit that memory came out of nowhere
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>>13653945
In grade school we had to read "Farmer Boy" go on and on about awesome 19th century food JUST BEFORE lunch break.

Shit was murder.
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>>13653920
>>13653956
get a room.
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>>13653953
The heck? That can't be official merch, eh?
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>>13653921
http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/

Now YOU have to post a cute pony tumblr in return.
It's the rules.
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>>13653946
>"H-here comes the d-drop~!"

>"HEY OCTAVIA, WANNA COME PART-"
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>>13653964
No no, the one behind her.
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>>13653964
No no, further back.
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>>13653909
>I love this tumblr way too much.

It's getting too brony in here.
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>>13653957
Maybe. I draw whatever random thoughts I have that give inspiration. Otherwise I just look at MLPG when I have no inspiration.
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>>13653943
Slut.
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>>13653966

I still haven't read all the books. I think I'm gonna go to the library tomorrow and get tons of them.

>look up the series
Holy shit, the first book was published in '86, and the most recent in 2011.

I guess it's still active.
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>>13653853
cute and sexual
pone is too sapient for pet
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>>13653946
A-Anon pls. I just wanted to talk about listening to music with this pone.
I'm not read for lewd. My little heart can't take it.
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also kaiba finale stram is going to be delayed, sorry. around 12 PST, i hope that's alright

packing for college and doing other final things
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>>13653989
>>13653991
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redwall.net/kitchen/

oh fuck
oh fuck
OH FUCK
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>>13653993
Anon, most of us have tumblrs.
Or have told others here to make tumblrs.
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>>13653953
>MLP: Tumblr Edition
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>>13653995

>"I draw whatever random thoughts I have that give inspiration."
>Tex's random thoughts seemingly all revolve around MLP
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>>13653964
...Maybe a date?
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>>13654020
I LIKE THAT HORSE THE BEST
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>>13654021
I'm posting a whyboner image, but I know exactly why I have this goddamn boner.
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>>13653956
I bet you go to rock concerts and then start talking about death grips, look faggot this a mlp general and I have noticed that there are people here content with discussing drugs and not only that gets offended the moment someone says
>I'm straightedge I don't like drugs, can you please no discuss them in GENERAL NOT DESIGNATED FOR THAT
>ON A BOARD NOT DESIGNATED FOR THAT?
Go take your shit to another board or another site
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>>13653828
>racist subtext
explain plz.

I can kind of see it but its been ages since ive read those books.
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>>13654003
Jesus, really?
I thought they ended in like, 2005 or something
>The Rogue Crew is the 22nd book of the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, released on May 3, 2011. It is the final novel of the Redwall series, due to Jacques' death on February 5, 2011.
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>>13654029
oH GOD THAT DEPTH
I LOVE IT
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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uh oh, rediv is depressed again
everyone line up to walk into her vagina
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>>13654021
>no pictures

I EAT WITH MY EYES!! THIS IS USELESS TO ME!!
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>>13654021
You SON OF A BITCH
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>>13654020
FURTHER BACK
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ROMANCING BRAEBURN'S SWEATY HORSEBALLS QUEST RESUMING WHEN?
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>>13654026
>*random MLP related thoughts
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>>13654042
well shit

I guess I should've read more than the list of books

R.I.P.
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>>13654065
Tex Payne?
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>>13654061
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>>13654059
IT'S NOT SMUT YOU FOOL
IT'S A GUIDE
FOLLOW IT AND YOU SHALL ATTAIN GODHOOD
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Would you evolve pone?
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Does pony want to go out to lunch or something
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>>13654060
That picture never fails to tickle me. I wonder what the story behind it is.
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>>13654062
SETTING UP NOW!
PREPARE YOUR FUCKED UP DICE ROLLS!
STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSES MOUTH!
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>>13654037
>I bet you go to rock concerts and then start talking about death grips
In what universe has that anything to do with talking you down from screeching about stoners in a goddamn cartoon pony forum? Spending a whole Friday night here is bad enough without > implications.
> GENERAL NOT DESIGNATED NOT DESIGNATED NOT DESIGNATED
I see, you're caught in an infinite loop.
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>>13654088
Fine. Watcha got there?
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>>13654088
piss off bitch
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>>13654079
EVEN FURTHER
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>>13654092
>hoses

JOSES
JOSES
JOSES
JOHN MADDEN
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Yeah, I said it. MM2 is for kiddie chumps who only like it because it was the first.
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>>13654042
well fuck, looks like I got some reading to do.
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>>13654108
Anon why don't you just tell us which pony you asked to marry you
She's probably going to say no anyways
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>>13654089
She likes the jams Anon spreads on their sandwiches, I think.
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>>13654109
EBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
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>>13654110
At least it wasn't as terrible as Mega Man 3.
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>>13654080
No, I mean, like, I want to see what the final product looks like before I make it or whatever. I'm a very visual guy.
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>>13654121
Deafmute pony
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EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13653092
You know which movie this reminds me of
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>>13654024
I made mine last night and asked for tumblrs to follow, but no one responded
Can you help a nigga out?
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redwall a shit
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>>13654136
...oh, them's fighting words, son. MM3 is arguably the best of the NES series.
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>>13654142
Cosmo, shut up.
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>>13654116
>>13654116
>>13654116
BRAEBURNQUEST MOTHERFUCKERS
>>13654116
>>13654116
>>13654116
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>>13654121
Yeah probably...
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>>13654144
Yeah, check the Who's Who in the linkboa-

oh.
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Anyone have any drawing requests?
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>>13654141
LOGALOGALOGALOOOOOOOOOG
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Once again I was too late for big pone discussion. Either way thought the idea of big Gloomy near the end of Hiatus was adorable, so have a terabad sketch.
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>>13654162
i thought you stopped posting here
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>>13654011
Oh? I'm sure your heart can manage if you try.
Can you imagine the smell of her sweat as she grinds into the bed, moaning and squirming, tail flicking around in delight? What if her headphones are hooked up to a vibrator? Every time the bass drops she's biting hard into a pillow, panting and moaning, her juices staining the bedsheets.
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>>13654162
That was you? Holy shit, looks horrible. no thanks.
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>>13653959
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>>13654180
It's time to let that pony out to pasture
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>>13654162
Twilight and Rarity holding each other scared while an angry Opal is walking towards them
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>>13654156
finally!
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>>13654162
Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
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>>13654156
HAHA, TIME TO ROLL ONES!
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>>13654180
l-lewd
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>>13654180
unf
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>>13654162
Haha who the fuck
I'll give it 2.3Terabads
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>>13654162
Nightmare Rarity crossed with Matriarch Benezia.
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>>13654180
Haha
Lucky sod
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>>13654052
Why should I care?
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>>13654180
UNF
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>>13654199
the critters whould all be dragon versions of themselves also fucking miniature models of the same vehicle
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I HEARD HORATIO LIKES TIGHT PANTIES
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>>13654162
Shining armor being microwaved on high for ten minutes and turned into a drinking fountain while the princesses watch and make fun of him
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>>13654103
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>>13654097
And I see you're not capable of basic comprehension
>On a thread not designated for that
>On a board not designated for that
You're promoting off topic bullshit and toxic behavior by discussing drugs, is that hard to understand?
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>>13654221
inside each mini vehicle should be mini dragon critters, also fucking the same mini vehicle
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>>13654162
colts frotting
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>>13654228
Show me show me show me
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This is Eddie Murphy.
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>>13654162
Some poeple have talent and draw like mewball. And then some poeple draw like that...
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>>13654180
I think "big and small" Gloomy is a cute silly idea, but I also prefer that size changing magic is part of her talent and she's not strictly bound to it. I like her being her usual comfortably large as her "real" size.
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>>13654228
Come on, show us
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>>13654162
Are we just giving this guy really autistic requests?

Fluttershy brushing a southern sergal.
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>>13654231
and inside them should be molecules that look like dragons fucking molecules that look like miniature 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus
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>>13654162
You're drawing gave me cancer
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>>13654156
WE GON DIE
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>>13654228
Oh Pinkie, you tease...

PLEASE SHOW ME
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>>13654183
Th-This is how you enjoy music at all.
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>>13654262
Are they going to be smoking cigarettes?
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>>13654230
Let me blow your mind: I had nothing to do with the drug discussion.

You are bar none the most obstinate person I've seen on here, and that includes the headcanon shit a week back.

This general weaves in and out of topics not officially designated for pony including /v/, do you kick and scream and bite about that? No? Why on Earth have you spent the majority or entirety of this thread saying not a goddamn thing about ponies?

Are you really that self-obsessed? Are the pot-smokers really just invading your brains like fevered spiders, letting you not enjoy anything else? Really?

Then where the fuck are they in this thread? How has this been anything but your own machinations since the "black hole" a thread back?
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>>13654228
...It's a bomb! Hit the deck!
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http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/20/peter-wald/

>religious people in charge of not being super creepy.
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>>13654276
Enjoy your ban, Anon.

The dripping-paint trble clef might just be worth it.
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>>13654262
link
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>>13654228
is it a surprise?
I like surprises
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>>13654245
>southern

super gay
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>>13654299
I don't think people post porn without dynamic IPs, you no-fun fuck.
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>>13654162
you're drawing gave me cancer again
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>>13654276
I'm pretty sure they are.
And Scratch records every single one. She has this little mic hooked up and hidden near Octavia's bed.
She's using the recordings to make her own unf dubstep.
Though she has a hard time focusing, considering that hearing Octavia moaning and squealing gets Scratch off too.
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>>13654275
>Maybe they're lining up for a voting booth.
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>>13654162
you're drawing made me catch cancer from those two other anons
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>>13654162
I thought this looked almost ok in the thumbnail, but I opened it up, and oh dear god what the fuck
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>>13654276
I'd that Octavia
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>>13654276
Everyone loves the idea of gymnasts. But it's the singers that catch you off guard. Strong abdominal muscles and diaphragm. Exceptional control of voice. They'll be able to ride you far longer than you can take it, and can make every squeal smooth, sharp, and melodic.
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I like this tumblr too.
It's super cute.
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>>13654317
why would scratch be there
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>>13654310
> implying I need to be the fun police to point out this is a banneraburu post
I didn't hit Report but I'm sure we have 30 lurkers ready and willing to do it.
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I'm so glad I found you guys. You're all my friends.
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>>13654317
now that's pretty unf
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>>13654323
>implying they aren't trying to legally purchace a firearm.
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>>13654317
That already exists anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4HcuR3Iyso
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>>13654346
Fuck you.
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>>13654339
I think it's the roommate fanon, they live together and all that.
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>>13654317
>at first she didnt like it, having to put up with Octavia coming into the apartment roaring drunk and one (sometimes two) smelly stallions who can't even wait to get into her bedroom to stick it in her
>the overturned furniture and wallbanging made it difficult to put her new samples together
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>>13654342
You may not be the fun police, but you sure are an ass.

>enjoy your ban
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>>13654278
>Let me blow your mind: I had nothing to do with the drug discussion.
Yet you defend it with every single reply.

>This general weaves in and out of topics not officially designated for pony including /v/, do you kick and scream and bite about that? No? Why on Earth have you spent the majority or entirety of this thread saying not a goddamn thing about ponies?
At most it's "lets go play hats" not "lets designate half the thread to video game discussion".

>Are you really that self-obsessed? Are the pot-smokers really just invading your brains like fevered spiders, letting you not enjoy anything else? Really?
Obviously because I hate these people means I don't hate anything else or that I don't do anything else.

>Then where the fuck are they in this thread? How has this been anything but your own machinations since the "black hole" a thread back?
You're using the "black hole" term wrong, it's meant to be replying and arguing in a situation where NO ONE is replying, not even the person you're arguing with it.

Also you and others continued to reply, which is more than enough to continue on because like I said, every time you reply you're saying "it's okay to discuss drugs".
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>>13654346
Im not your friend. If we were youd add me on skype you dick.
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>>13654335
Yeah we get it
You don't need to remind us
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>>13654364

>Implying we're not all best friends after 3 years of constant chatting
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>>13654380
My mouth can't open tat much and I'm not into hard vore
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>>13654380
Man if I'm going to eat something can't I kill it first

Making pony live in a vat of smelly acid is just cruel
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what in the sweet fuck is going on in here
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>>13654400
>Smelly Acid

fucking unf
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>>13654302
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>>13654361
I love that song too much.
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>>13654385
B-But it's a different tumblr this time.
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>>13654420
pinkie, your muzzle shrunk
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>>13654420
well that's not ominous at all!
let's see it!
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>>13654418
sweet fucking
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>>13654420
Quit stalling and show us you stupid pony
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>>13654438
what is this, a butt for ants?
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>>13654440
unf
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>>13654428
I don't give a flying fuck
You want to talk about cute tumblrs?
Go fucking make a thread on /mlp/
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MLPG I'm Drunk.

I love you guys so much be my bestest friend <3
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>>13654342
>>13654371
Guys, chill out, I knew what I was getting into.
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>>13654376
> you're saying it's GOOD TO SKUB
I'm saying BAD SKUB BAD is kind of fucking stupid. If it's off-topic, what do you think responding, stamping your feet, and > implying as hard as you can does? Does it generate MORE on-topic discussion?

> At most it's "let's go play hats"
You might have come at very light /v/ times, because it gets pretty /v/ around here. Saints Row vs GTA, Xbox One vs PS4, it's like wading through some grade-a /v/ sometimes.

Two or three people saying "yeah blaze it 420" typically flame out faster than MLP/v/ or MLP/G/ or /mu/LPG. "What are you listening to" alone eats up more than drugs ever did.

I'm saying if it bothers you, "it's off-topic!" falls on some pretty deaf ears.
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>>13654419
best acid
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>>13654461
You sound angry and unfun anon. Maybe a cute tumblr would help?
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>>13654461
And making up shitty fanon for background ponies is so much better
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>>13654468
If you're drunk, then surely you won't mind drawing Flutterpubes
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>>13654472
>not liking skub
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>>13654468
Piss off. Did you seriously need to take a trip just to say that?
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>>13654435
>>13654443
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>>13654485
I hate pubic hair. it's gross

I don't even leave my own pubic hair in tact. I shave it every day.
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>>13654461
I'm sorry I upset you.
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>>13654400
but then pony won't get to enjoy it
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>>13654498
a...?
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>>13654361
>>13654422
Imagining that as Octavia made it 10x as unfy
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>>13654498
A WHAT?
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>>13654504
thanks anyway
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>>13654498
IT'S ANOTHER PRESENT
HIT THE DECK
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>>13654498
Pinkie do you even have anything
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>>13654472
>Implying I don't tell /mu/ faggots to fuck off
I rarely see mlp/g/.

The heaviest time with the console shit was around E3 and that's a bit reasonable given that it's manage to sink in half of 4chan at that point, but music and drugs are not an excuse.

The only things I enjoy are pony and video games.
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>>13654511
But Octavia doesn't have a voice, you brony faggot
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>>13654516
Sorry anon, maybe some day.
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>>13654498
i swear to celestia, if you got me another dragon dildo
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You may have run into that Ducktales remake during a trip over to the steam home page, or maybe delved into the Shantae: Half-Genie Hero kickstarter at one point, but if you haven't, WayForward is game company with a massive repertoire of games. During a Reddit Q&A, the topic of pony came up with one of the directors at Wayforward dropping this line:
Oh, and we're 100% not kidding, people - SO many people here at WayForward wanna make a My Little Pony: FiM game. Lauren Faust ROCKS. Make it happen, Bronies!
Followed by:
You guys should email Hasbro - tell them how much you'd like to see a WF-developed FiM game. :)
While some are satisfied with the micro-transaction filled cell phone game we currently have, I know I'm not alone in wanting something with a lot more substance in the pony gaming scene.
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>>13654483
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

>>13654479
>>13654505
I don't give a shit about whatever you do, but just do it somewhere else.
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>>13654451
Trying to stop asscrackjack from posting his shit again
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>>13654526
There's a reason I said "imagine".
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>>13654505
It was a pretty cute tumblr, don't worry about it dude
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>>13654506
But I will enjoy it much more without the kicking and screaming coming from my stomach piling on the guilt of eating pony non-stop
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>>13654536
>>>/v/
>>>/mlp/

shut the fuck up we already talked about this

it's never going to happen and it won't lead into anything
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>>13654563
What a crappy ship.
Why do I like it?
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>>13654564
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>>13654516
Why do you even like pubic hair anon? all body hair is gross? The only thing I keep is the hair on my head because hair is gross.
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>>13654548
How am I suppose to imagine something with no basis whatsoever.

We don't know her personality, voice, backstory, nothing.
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>>13654586
unf
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>>13654577
Because you're a good person and have an imagination.
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pony just sneezed all over your dinner
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>>13654581

I don't know really, I just love the way it looks. It makes a vagina look ten times more erotic and inviting to me. The first girl I ever ate out had pubic hair, so that might be it.
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Captcha's are ahard when I'm drunk
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>>13654586

Equestria girls are un-unf-able. They are weird awkward aliens who move like marionettes.
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>>13654608
I wish I had an imagination
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>>13654563
Did Rarity love and envy Twilight's hair in equal measure?
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>>13654598
imagine that you could have the perfect favorite pony, the perfect pony waifu, already designed with pleasing colors, waiting for you to give her everything else so you can love her

imagine background ponies
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>>13654561
but you won't be guilty if pony WANTS it
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>>13654628
I bet Kirk would still fuck them.
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>>13654623
then just fucking leave or something
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>out shopping
>suddenly, huge revelation about how my foot fetish developed
>the first book I ever read was Dr. Seuss's "The Foot Book"
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>>13654617
I hate curly pubic hair. Straight pubes are awright though.

>tfw you like straight pubes so much you're practically a furry
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Wtf am I even doing, I'll just annoy everyone if I psot when I'm drunk
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>>13654632
Well you ju-
Pony.
Pony what are you doing?
Pony no!
Pony put that do-
PONY NOOOOOOOOOO.
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>>13654644
Kirk would fuck anything
You know I don't think I've seen any Kirk x pony
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>>13654623

I like it when contributors are drunk.

Mostly because I know how fun MLPG is when drunk.
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>>13654638
Pony doesn't want it.
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>>13654507
>>13654513
>>13654517
>>13654519
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>>13654637
I've never liked background ponies.

Always thought anyone that liked them were a bunch of lonely faggots who like to project their ideals in a blank slate yet are uncreative enough to come up with something original
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>>13654598
But we can make it up, that's the point. No one is saying it has to be real, we're just having fun coming up with ideas. And for the purposes of the current greentext stuff, our basis is the usual fan interpretation.

It's not that hard to look at a person (or a pony) and imagine what they might sound like, either.
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>>13654679
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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>>13654669
>Greentexter gets high.
>Doesn't remember what they wrote.
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>>13654664
>He meets ponies, saving them from some otherworldly horror
>Next scene is him in bed with Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining armor
>The prime directive is now a paper hat on Luna's head
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>>13654617
I dunno anon, my ex had pucbic hair and I still thought it was disgusting.

I'm also a furry but it's still pretty gross.
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>>13654656
Would you Rarity's tender, aching hooves?
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>>13654683
>>13654680
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>>13654658

See, I love curly pubes. I'd like a girl with a nice big, poofy, curly bush.

>>13654698

I'm a furry too, and furries with excess crotch hair are my jam
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>>13654669
As a roommate to a guy that posts sergals here I can confirm that he's always drunk or high when he does it

Also fuck you kevin, the one minute post time makes living with you hell
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>>13654680
I kind of prefer them to straight OCs because OCs inevitably veer us away from the actual show. At least background ponies keep us focused.

Plus, they give us something, anything to talk about during the hiatus.
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>>13654664
>>13654697
Woop meant >>13654666
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>>13654679
YEEEEEAAHH
FUCK YEAH BOXES

I don't even care if there's anything in it!...
there is, right?
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>>13654680
Gee, that sounds a lot like that Anon who keeps baiting
> WHY ARE YOU WRITERS SO UNCREATIVE?
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>>13654679
And at that point 17 guards jumped on her to protect the Princess from what they thought was a bomb.
Pinkie had to spend an entire month in a cast after that.

On the bright side it was a very musical month for all the patients
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>>13654694
>Jerk off to it in the smarebooru a year later
>Realize I wrote half of it

This happens more often than you'd think
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>>13654679
>>13654691

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w
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>>13654725
Forcing discussion is never a good thing for anyone, specially about shit that's easy to project anything to.
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>>13654694
>get really high
>join a stream
>comment
>nobody replies
>"OH SHIT THEY THINK I'M A DUMB STONER"
>leave stream
>write lots of lovey-dovey greentext about my waifu
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>>13654679
not again
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>>13654736
EA pls
you wrote half of EVERYTHING there
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>>13654679
let's open it!
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>>13654750
>>13654694
>>13654623
>>13654669
Fuck off
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>>13654724
i'm going to draw prehensile clitoral hoods on your forehead

while you sleep

with sharpies

just wait
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As far as class and sophistication goes, the only other member of the Mane 6 Rarity could end up with would be Twilight. Twilight is both a princess and a professor which lends credence to the ship since Rarity wants somebody "on her level."

Of course, there's the opposite with Applejack. Applejack would be the "Man-pony" Rarity's been looking for all her life. She may even want to fix her wild untamed ways.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash don't even fall into that category with Rarity, but Fluttershy... Fluttershy used to be her model, and THE model throughout Equestria. If Rarity chose Fluttershy as a love-interest, it'd be the same kind of relationship that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have.
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>>13654753
Oh shit, the clones got loose again?!
Pinkie! Stop taking samples when I'm asleep!
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>>13654769
BCS, please.
Not even going to get upset at the replywall.
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>>13654714
yes
very yes
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>>13654669
Maybe I should greentext while drunk. It'd be fun and I haven't written in years.

Give me a prompt
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>>13654764
I wrote a tiny bit of smelly stuff, but I'm always under the influence when I do it. I'm scared to write sober, it's like my fingers are twisting in terrible directions.
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>>13654782
Rarity is a proud heterosexual mare who don't need no girls
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>>13654769
BCS likes me too much to tell me to fuck off
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>>13654798
Sweetie has a crush on Anon and tries to seduce him when they're alone in the clubhouse and outside it's raining
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>>13654769
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>>13654679
[insert joke about Pinkie's Box here]
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>>13654798
you getting the fuck out
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>>13654798
Fluttershy shaving Dash's pubes in her sleep because they're gross and she's sick of rainbow hairs in her cereal
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>>13654788
I'm not BCS and there's no reason to be discussing how drunk or high you are, fuck off
>>13654815
>>13654819
Fuck off stoner supporters, seriously.
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>>13654779
I'm going to tell your sister about your rain silves porn.
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>>13654798
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy having a sleepover at Rarity's
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>>13654803
You need a kinky girlfriend you can roleplay with.
Like, megakinky. Everything you like and stuff you never knew you could.
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>>13654782
stop this shit
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>>13654824
I love you never change
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>>13654810
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>>13654753
I wish Pinkie would give me a nice revolver.

Revolvers are so nice.
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>>13654828
>MLPG
>You can only talk about stuff I like.
Wow.
Back to Ponychan.
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>>13654846
It's a fake revolver
It only shoots candy
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>>13654829
she already knows
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>>13654828
I've never even been high before
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>>13654838

I'm always searching.

Maybe I should turn to the internet, though.
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>>13654782
Carry on with this shit if you so desire.

I'm with you on Rainbow Dash, but Pinkie could have a shot. They seem to play off of each other well.
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>>13654828
> there's no reason to post about things you like
That's not how this works.
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>>13654828
HEY SCHIST-FACE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE RACIST BULL-CONGLOMERATE
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>>13654841
>stop lezzing up the ponies
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>>13654819
Pony sure is silly.
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>>13653196

I like this. Who drew it?
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>>13654868
Stop projecting your retarded fetishes.
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>>13654691
>>13654731
>>13654737
>>13654765
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>>13654857
It's really nice, but you have to moderate it because that crazy out-of-body high doesn't happen after smoking for a week.
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>>13654857
The only reason I ever started smoking was because I bought into all those drug episodes of cartoons where a character would get high and on some kind of weird psychedelic drug trip.
I was lied to.
But I still had/have fun doing it.
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>>13654848
>YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD
>NO, YOUR [GENUINE VIEWS] ARE RETARDED TROLL ATTEMPS AND HERE'S WHY: IT'S RETARDED BECAUSE I SAY SO
>WHY ARE CONTINUING POSTING I THOUGHT MY MECHANICAL AND UNINTELLIGENT "REASON" WAS ENOUGH TO SWAY YOU
fuck off
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>>13654857
Why are you a version of me that can draw?
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>>13654669
>>13654694
I've done some of my best greentext drunk.
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FINE STEW DO YOU TASTE IT RARITY
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>>13654818
>Sweety asks you to come over
>You kind of find it weird because you've never been invited over before.
> You knock on the door
O-Oh Hi anon, I wasn't sure if you'd come.
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>>13654887
>out-of-body high

I've never experienced this.
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>>13654890
You are so mad and it's adorable.
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when will you learn?
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>>13654886
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>>13654900
That would imply that it's good
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>not getting crossfaded
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>>13654917
U-uh... are you feeling okay?
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One day I will spend a cool autumn morning in canterlot drinking coffee with Twilight and Rarity
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>>13654917
It's totally a dildo

I know it
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>>13654890
> WHY ARE CONTINUING POSTING I THOUGHT MY MECHANICAL AND UNINTELLIGENT "REASON" WAS ENOUGH TO SWAY YOU
Hey, Kettle? I'd like you to meet Pot. He's black too.
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>>13654917
>>13654886
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>>13654917
I'm not worried about this at all!
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>>13654871
Dozens were snuggled in what pony police suspect to be a gang-related public "hit".
Mayor Mare has yet to offer a statement.
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>>13654897
I can't draw anon
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Adding a horsecock to anything would make it betterJust saying
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>>13654907
I get some really, really high quality stuff because I'm good friends with a pretty big gang-affiliated grower.

It's not /really/ out of body I guess, but it's pretty close.
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>>13654926
Drinking coffee with two alicorn princesses? Is that legal?
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>>13654926
Can I come?
I'll bring Rainbow Dash
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>>13654672
but pony asked you to do it
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>>13654938
Yes you can, a lot better then me
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>>13654944
>take a horsecock
>add a horsecock
What do you know, it works!
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>>13654945
It's laced with other drugs

>trusting gangs
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milf
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>Immediately start adding horsecocks to my surroundings in my mind
>Glance upon my joystick

I want one
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>>13654949
Sure
Maybe later we'll go trough town.
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>>13654961
I mean like, friends since childhood. I knew them way before they got mixed up in that mess.
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>>13654970
meh
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>>13654953
Anon put pony up to it and threatened to hurt her friends if she didn't.
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>>13654932
what shakey little legs
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>>13654900
I have done some where I couldn't even see the keyboard.
>He has to look at his keyboard.
Only because looking at the screen would be even more disturbing.
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>>13654857
It's nothing like what the media/tv/video games make it seems You don't hallucinate, but everything just seems better/more fun/relaxing. It depends on what strain you get.
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>>13654979
Whoa I don't know about that
I don't want anyone seeing me with ponies
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>inb4 shitposts
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>>13654906
>I thought since it was raining you'd need a place to stay? You want a place to stay anon?
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>>13654987
but pony honestly did want it

that anon situation resolved itelf weeks ago
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>>13655000

What's Iron Man doing with human Twilight?
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>>13654976
Just buy a small chance and drill a hole through it
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>>13654917
This can only end in tears, of happiness.
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>>13655004
I already had a place to stay. Home. Before I got your invitation...written with crayons.
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>>13654996
I get auditory hallucinations pretty regularly, where the fan in my room sounds like hushed whispers.
Sometimes at night I see things in shadows and in trees, too. I see them enough to go inside because I'm creeped out.
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God I wish I had some one to cuddle, I'm so lonely
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>>13655011

That's Spiderman saving Hanako from the flames, you retard.
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>>13655005
I don't believe her. Pony would never have sick, twisted fetishes like that, they're exclusive to the lowest castes of human society. Pony is better than you. Pony is better than all of us.
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>>13655000
Why is Red Hood grabbing Bat Girl?
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>>13655034
I'd cuddle with you if you were a pony
And didn't smell or anything
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>>13655034
I'd cuddle you
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>>13655034
GOD DAMN IT, WE'RE TOO MUCH ALIKE, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE SO I CAN KILL YOU
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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>>13655034
Only after I fuck you
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>eating dinner with family
>pile several massive spoonfuls of mashed potatoes onto plate
>nobody's talking
>everybody's staring at me
>let them stare
>I don't even care
>realize that I've been subconsciously sculpting potatoes into massive horse-cock tower
>excuse myself
>marathon MLP:FiM with volume turned all the way up for rest of the evening
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>tfw 7ft acid
unf unf
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>>13655034
Only if you grow out your pubes
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>>13655034
Please stop being the cutest poster in MLPG.
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>>13654926
Chistery please.

Next you'll want them both in flannel in horn-rimmed glasses discussing when NoFX turned to shit.
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>>13655040
>I'm going to get mad at them.
>>13655067
>>13655070
>>13655062
>>13655074
>>13655078
>This is cool tho.
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>>13655067
Anon pls
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>>13655051
I'm not a pony

>>13655057
Fuck off Roogna

>>13655058
Phoenix, Bring it on Bitch

>>13655062
Okay

>>13655074
No, fuck you

>>13655078
God dammit I'd sleep with you right now if I could
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>>13655078
Saine isn't dotkwa, anon.
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I think I should find someone to euthanise me.

I'm too much of a coward to do it myself.
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>>13655015
I want to get a small chance, but I have no idea where I would hide itI'm also worried I'll do something wrong and fuck up my ass.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/944fcf806624321c937c1e2ace428baf/tumblr_mtfqxq6pmJ1sfogzao1_r1_1280.jpg
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>>13655080
What kind of horn? unicorn horn?
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>>13655080
But I'm not Chistery...I just want to drink coffee with my favorite ponies in Canterlot on a cool autumn morning.
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>>13655034
Pantyanon would cuddle with you
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>>13655040
You realize the drug enthusiasts aren't interfacing with you at all at this point and it's just some Anton's making fun of you for dragging this on full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
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>>13655095
PHOENIX?
FUCK, I'VE GOT A LONG WALK FROM NEW YORK TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD
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>>13655103
unf?
Do we get to fuck her?
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>>13655097
Nah that's selfish as hell anon. Forgo your life and instead dedicate yourself to robotic, biology, or any field you believe will eventually be able to produce show accurate pony-lifeforms. Come on anon it's hell out here for the rest of us.
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>>13655095
I don't think this is Saine
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>>13655102
>Lyra covering herself with an oyster.png
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>>13655103
>>13655103
What the heck, Pinkie, don't swear.
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>>13655103
Clearly, this means she belongs to you now...
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>>13655100
It's really really hard to fuck up your ass with one of those dildos. You'd would know if you did.Just play with your fingers/household objects for now
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>>13655103
Neat
Thanks Pinkie, I'll think of you whenever I use it!
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>>13655102
the mix of soft and hard lines is making my eyes fight eachother

I want to like it but it's annoying to look at
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>>13655125
Seems legit
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>>13655103
So is this like, slavery? That cool with everyone here?
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>>13655103
Put her back in the box
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>>13655095
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>>13655124
Maybe anon wants to die because he is objectively incapable of achieving any of that

Maybe anon is dumb, ugly, and socially incompetent by nature
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>>13655103
well, maybe you can re-gift it
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>>13655100
>Fucking up your ass
>With a small chance
>Small

There are a fucking shitload of gay guys with bigger dicks than that
With a dildo at least you've got total control
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>>13655040
>B&
Go cool off.
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>>13655136

It's not that hard to damage stuff. If you were to slip and fall back you'd tear things.
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>>13655109
No idea. Maybe faux turtle because all hipsters go "Vegan" for major fashion choices.
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>>13655154
Fuck that anon you don't need social skills to build a pony. Or to look good, and dumb can be fixed with years of dedicated study.
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>>13655095
do you want to hug a sergal
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>>13655147
SAINE

SERIOUSLY

Thank you for all the art.
I'm still going to chop your head off
But maybe we'll cuddle first
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>>13655168
>implying I was banned
My post was deleted
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>>13655091
>someone saved my kneaded eraser dick
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>>13655095
>God dammit I'd sleep with you right now if I could

G-Gosh. I don't think I'm read for that yet.
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>>13655149
absolutely
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>>13655176
Maybe, I kind of think clitoral hoods are sexy/spoiler]

>>13655178
I'd cuddle you anon, you seem nice all things considered.

I'm Sorry I'm so drunmk Really I'll leave if yo uwante me to
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>>13655136
>household objects
Like?
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>>13655178
You'd better bring a good weapon with you.
the head chopping part was fine but now that you've revealed your true intentions of cuddling saine we must fight to the death
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>>13655206
Dildos.
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Why are there so many faggots in MLPG?
Why are none of them nearby?
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>>13655204
Maybe you should, you're just going to wake up embarrassed tomorrow
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>>13655103
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>>13655176
KEVIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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>>13655167
Ditto this. Lay down, relax, curl up legs together on your side and insert with a lot of lube. It tends to go better if you've self-pleasured a bit and gotten a groove on it.
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>>13655222
Carpe Diem BItch
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>>13655223
...Did she poop in the box?
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>>13655223
is she ok?
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>>13655204
Probably for the best.
Take a break for the night, mate.
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>>13655204
haha furfag
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>>13655146
why
this is good porn
or you prefer jay's?
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>>13655206
Anything long, hard and non porous. A condom and some eggplants or some other vegetable works too. Just be careful to not lose anything up there.
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>>13655221
I was supposed to hook up with an MLPG anon, but he ditched me
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>>13655197
I fuckin love that picture
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>>13655047
pony is kinkier than anyone
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>>13655223
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>>13655256
I'm such a furfag you don't even know.
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>>13655257
No, you like Jay's
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>>13655269
Is Twilight fucking Rarity while Anon is watching?
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>>13655197
>Anon never listened to Dash say the safe word.
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>>13655290
B-Banana!
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Which pony wears daisy dukes?
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>>13655204
I'd still cuddle you, as long as you don't puke on me.

>>13655215
I've got this
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>>13655280
what your favorite animal?
otters, kangaroos, rabbits, and bears master race
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>>13655268
>tfw the nearest faggot from here is 8 hours away
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>>13655277
Are they going to kiss or what
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>>13655302
With bikini's on top?
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http://i.imgur.com/MzsqY20.png
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>>13655277
>Take the box
>Back away slowly
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>>13655330
>centaur

blegh
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>>13655330
Saine

You should try to draw a pony

While drunk

And make the pony drunk
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>>13655330

>4 legs
>4 tits

Seems legit.
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>>13655303
I'm good as long as I haven't had Tequila

>>13655311
Kitty cats, I love cats so much but don't tell anyone

>>13655344
OKAY
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>>13655302
Daisy.
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>>13655330
It's shit.
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>>13655303
That looks like a longsword if I've ever seen one
as long as were not killing a dragon together you're not even gonna hurt me.
If we are working together, you have a good shot at beating my ass
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>>13655277
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT THE BOX, PINKIE

I'M KEEPING HER ANYWAY
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Saine you should stram
> tfw no drunk LK vidya strams
> tfw no drunk strams period
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>>13655352
I meant your favorite animal to sexualize just to be clear
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>>13655330
>>13655345
I'd still have a fling if she wanted me.
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>>13655302
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>>13655352
>cats

Seriously, this is creepy as fuck

Favorite pokemon?
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>>13655330
I would, in a pinch
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>>13655277
She's mine now, by Right of Presents

Prepare to cuddle Fluttershy...prepare to cuddle like you've never cuddled before...
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Which 2 ponies would have the most awkward morning after a night of drinking and fooling around
I think these 2
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>>13655352
You should take drunk request.
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>>13655360
I actually have training with longswords.
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>>13655370
People who stram while under the influence of drugs or alcohol tend to do stupid things, like downloading CP while everyone watches.
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Anyone know how good the Wacom stylus for the ipad is for drawing?
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>>13655277
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>>13655354
Not mine fag

>>13655372
Kitty cats, Though I don't fucking know why but cows are so sexy I think it's because I like lactation

>>13655370
OKAY

>>13655387
I dunno, Skarmory?
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>>13655391
> Rose Tinted: Orange and Purple Edition
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>>13655376
Milky Way is not for sexual you big dumb dumb
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>>13655391
Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy

Neither would know what to do in that situation and they'd have a collective nervous breakdown
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>>13655391
It would be awkward for sure. But then AJ would find that Sweetie Belle bedazzled her hat. Shit would hit the fan.
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>>13655413
It's still shit.
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>>13655405
Why on earth would you think it's anything better than outright terrible?
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>>13655427
Well she takes after her sister
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>>13655311
>tfw have such a boner for dogs and dragons i can't even believe

Just kill me. I know exactly which childhood shit created these shitty fetishes.
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>>13655391
>first time
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>>13655422
I said IF SHE WANTED ME. Sheesh, she's a woman, not a sofa. She can be for sexual if she wants, or not.
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>>13655405
>Capacative with pressure levels
It can't be as good as a wacom digitizer
Get a Galaxy Tab Note or Transformer
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>>13655451
do tell
what breeds of dogs
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>>13655391
>>13655453
what a worst ship
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>>13655407
Try under all the pegasus droppings.
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>>13655471
Ah, well the reason I'm asking is I received an iPad as an gift and I can't really think of what to do with it. Selling it is not an option
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>>13655468
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>>13655451
>dragons
I don't even know what started that
Even in my early childhood basically anything with dragons was my favorite anything

Someone on /tg/ reminded me of jeremy thatcher dragon hatcher yesterday. That kind of thing defined my childhood
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What episode have you only watched once?
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>no one will ever draw rarishy
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>>13655497
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>>13655510
Pretty much all of them.
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>>13655487
anything that looks like vaguely a husky

the neighbours had these two huskies that were always going at it and one day the male one climbed onto me while i was playing with a bug and started humping me. i cried.
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>>13655453
>you'll never watch a livestream with MLPG of a new episode where Applejack clambers on top of Rarity and bashfully kisses her leading to an awkward conversation between the two about what they really want and deciding not to act on their feelings but they do anyway by the end of the episode
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>>13655510
all of season 3
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>>13655407
>http://i.imgur.com/MzsqY20.png
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>>13655510
Every episode in S3
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>>13655502
Sethisto please
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>>13655510
I'm not sure.
I think there might've been one or two from season 3 I only saw once.
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>>13655533
>>13655558
Thats a shame, there are some great episodes in S3 That said I have only watched the season opener, AFR and SAYS once
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>>13655516
>Rarishy.
What do they have in common even?

It's not like they can have a fun night together, talking about various stitching patterns and their uses.
Only to have to lead into hot, steamy, De-wrinkling of fabric.
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>>13655510
MMDW

all the others I've rewatched at least once
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>>13655528
>first ever cartoon to show hardcore sex
>ei logo makes a comeback to make the scene for educational purposes
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>>13655510
Most of season three
During the hiatus before season 2 I watched pretty much all of S1 like 7 times though
I've only seen s2 a couple times, too
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OH BOY, WE SEXUALIZING SPECIES?

Cats for me
Also things with knots
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>>13655391
I think Dash and Fluttershy. The problem is that they're already pretty close, so anything that happens between them in that state is going to factor into their existing relationship. Feelings brought to light like that can make things really awkward.
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>>13655525
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>>13655578
MMDW is my least favorite episode but iv probably watched it the most.
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>>13655574
>>13655516

They seem like they would have a fun time together after they had a few drinks.
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>>13655583
>"On this episode of Tosh.0
>>
>democrats
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>tfw clop heroku is dead
>tfw you lost your gay fapfiction
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>>13655591
Did a cat rape you or something?
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>>13655563
Fuck sethisto
People are still making that stupid joke
Its been like 2 years
I want to talk about dragons sometimes
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SHITPOST
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I like it when we're furfag mode

i mean more than usual
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>>13655510
I think I've watched all the episodes at least 2 or 3 times.
Only reason I watched SAYS more then once was because it was streamed a few times in a row. I wouldn't have spent more then one viewing on it otherwise.
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>>13655574
They get together for the spa every week, so they seem to get along well. I agree there isn't a whole lot of romantic chemistry there, though.
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>>13655535
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>>13655639
Its fun every once in a while, when there isn't anything else going on
Too often and it gets really annoying though
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>>13655634
Fuck off, Saine's streaming
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i'm not that big of a furfag but I would totally eat out a sergal

i just think they would be really fun to give oral to don't judge me
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>>13655593
>Their friends find out and go to comfort fluttershy, who's obviously the more disturbed of the two
>They berate dash for being so forward with their friend
>Dash says fluttershy was the aggressive one
>She wasn't even sure about it but Fluttershy "insisted"
>Everyone looks at fluttershy
>She gives a half hearted smile
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My little pony is not for sexual.
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Why aren't you getting HI HI HI
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>>13655591
>Also things with knots

Like this?
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>>13655593
It would only be awkward at first, they'd joke about their first times afterward
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>>13655609
>Fluttershy becomes a very honest pony drunk.
>Ends up chewing Rarity out for nearly an hour in a drunken tirade.
>Rarity isn't exactly holding back.
>They wake up in a mess of a bed, it's off the frame and on the other side of Fluttershy's bedroom, that looks like a war zone.
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>>13655672
Then what's with all this porn?
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>>13655680
oh jeez
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>>13655657
IS IT A TOBLERONE?
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>>13655677
unf unf unf unf unf unf
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>>13655672
Yes she is, you're just denying her orgasms.
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>>13655657
I hate you Pinkie just cut to the chase already
>>
Sorry if it's been mentioned already, but what did you guys think of the demo for the VN /mlp/ is making?

http://derpy.me/mlpVNDemo
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>>13655528
Applejack: "Nah, I understand...it was just this once...and never again..."

Rarity: "Oh, well now, I wouldn't say that...but let's just keep this little secret between you and me..."

Applejack: "Ya know, I don't have to be back at the farm til dinner time."

Rarity: "And I've already taken the liberty to clear my schedule...whatever will we do with ourselves..."

>Applejack smiles
>zoom out of window with sounds of them making out in the background
>Pinkie Pie is looking in and grinning

Pinkie: "Now that's what I call a Good End."
Rarity: "O-oh my!"
Pinkie: "Wow, a REALLY Good End!"

>Roll end credits
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>>13654195
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>>13655593
Plus, Fluttershy is, well, Fluttershy, and Dash has problems showing affection. The hidden feelings would come out with the alcohol, but be difficult to talk about once they're both sobered up again.
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>>13655720
she isn't real
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Pony just fell asleep
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>>13655657
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>>13655742
Let her sleep, it's late
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>>13655729
unf
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>>13655720
I would never do such awful thing to pony.
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>>13655668
wouldn't they be like, 80 times more likely to just eat you?
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>>13655742
that pony is flying! quick, catch her before she hits the ground!
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>>13655730
>no wings on Twilight
WAY TO GO ANON

Thanks man. I like it. Really love their faces.
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>>13655699
S-sorry.
>>
>fanfiction
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>>13655730
Actually pretty funny. Their faces are so very squishy

>>13655748
SHOVE HER INSIDE
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>>13655766
i checked with google just for this, and they only eat you if they're at war with you

so if you do it in a demilitarized zone you're totally safe

this is my headcanon for griffons
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>>13655748
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>>13655779
No anon, it's kinda hot
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>>13655728
It's shit
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>>13655670
I remember one of my first greentexts was about Fluttershy getting tipsy and hitting on a progressively more and more flustered Dash.
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>>13655790
oh no, pinkie, where are you going
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>>13655790
>Box Quest: The Boxenning; part box
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>>13655827
Humanworld
>>
I know it's embarassing but

Reading greentext of ponies drinking alcohol and devolving into lesbian debauchery loosened me up enough to drink for the first time
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>>13655827
Pinkie Pie is obviously diving deep into Fluttershy's box
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>>13655800
Every time I write all I do is cause pain!
DON'T BE MAD AT ME ANON! I HAD NO IDEA!
DAMN THESE FINGERS, THEY ARE BUT TEN CURSES ON THE WORLD I WRITE!
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Driving is the best thing in GTA 5
Especially when you're controlling Trayvon and the cops shoot you
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>>13655790
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>>13655848
ARE YOU A LESBIAN?

And damn right that's embarrassing
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Rainbow Dash's firm, athletic butt
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>>13655848
>Not being a forever straight-edge virgin
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>>13655807
I'll admit I haven't played any other VNs, so maybe I'm missing something.
Is there anything in particular that's shit about it or is it only shit because it has /mlp/ attached to it?
>>
http://i.imgur.com/VnpNPxd.gif

god damn I want to fuck a mare
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Is there any media franchise with more smut than MLP? I don't think even smut franchises have more smut than this fandom.
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>>13655880
Rainbow Dash's firm, athletic, sweatysmelly butt
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And everyone wonders where all the furries came from.
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>>13655875
Should I get it?
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>>13655880
I would give a lot of things to get a handful of that butt.
It's probably just a little fuzzy like all pony buts, but very well shaped and toned and smelling faintly of cloud vapor and sweat.
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>>13655880
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>>13655902
Lasting sexual confusion

Why do you think we want to fuck talking ponies
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I had a dream where I drew an ovipositon Scene for mlpg where Dash was getting impregnated by a succubus Twilight.

Would that be sexy or not?
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>>13655880
>Dash has a firm, athletic butt.
>Only uses wings.
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>>13655876
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>>13655827
She's going to go learn to rap from Snoop Lion
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>poppers

thought I was the only one who did that, it's a bitch to unscrew the cap, put it under your nose, and sniff while trying to jerk off at the same time, and if you spill it it'll burn your skin
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>>13655899
unf athletic bra unf

unf unf damp shorts unf
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>>13655916
>she flexes just before the moment of impact, shattering your hand against her rump
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>>13655916
I would do this to every mare I passed on the street. Eventually it would be like benny hill. At least until they realize they have magic, or wings.
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>>13655904
It's just a really fun game to fuck around in, and the characters are great
I give it 2 thumbs and one boner up
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>>13655898
Pokemon
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>>13655902
Renamon turned me furry
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>>13655921
flying requires using your tail/flank as a steering device like a plane
You bet your ass it's well toned
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>>13655891
Eg is shit
VN is EG
Therefor VN is shit
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>>13655922
IT'S HAPPENING!
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>>13655919
No.
Go home Saine, you're drunk.
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>>13655919
Sounds pretty fucking great
Succubus Twilight lays eggs?
I guess she does have wings now.

Is there going to be an ovipositor or just like lips to lips?
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>>13655965
I should probably go yeah
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>>13655913
the panties ruined that picture. I don't even want genitals, just a nice butt.
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>>13655961
Psh, please, she sleeps all the damn time.
Ever wonder why she can only perform the sonic rainboom while diving?
She just lets gravity do the work I bet.
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>his first non-human fapping wasn't a pony

Holy shit what a fucking faggot.
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>>13655931
So leave it on your desk with the cap off and bend forward to sniff it you dummy.
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>>13655961
Daaaaayum

Is anal with Dash as good as anal with Applejack?
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>>13655922
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>>13655897
I really want to see that video where the guy supposedly tries to fuck a filly.
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>>13655962
Fair enough. Guess that's why I couldn't find any opinion of it here when I looked.
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>>13655922
QUICK
NOW'S OUR CHANCE!
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>>13655983
let me try again
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>>13655995
That would be entertaining to do, if I could do it once. After that, I would dislike it because its an actual horse.
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>>13655999
Oh, great.
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>>13655680
>>13655593
>>13655670
>>13655811
>Fluttershy as an aggressive, flirtatious drunk
uuuuuuuunnnnnffffffff
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>>13655961
Yeah, but Butterfly boxes regularly with her legs.
Out of both ponies, I would think Dash would get beat out.
And Even Applejack would have a run for her money on tone of ass.
>>
hot glue
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>>13655982
NO PLS
YOU'RE A FUN DRUNK
>>