Sneaky pone editionlast thread>>13644530
>>13648796you made me think of the ancient "ask a ninja" videostime to marathon them or some shit now
>>13648824what did she spruce it up with?spruce trees?
>>13648796How do they take pictures of stealthy ponies?
>>13648796Ponys aren't sneaky they have loud cloppy hooves.They get caught easy
I don't know why, but cumming on a toy feels really good.
pony forgot how to pony!
BEEP BOOPPINKFILTRATION PROTOCOLS ENGAGED
mlpg, I've been reading fanfiction.I like it.send help.
>>13648800Fuck you. The quest could have ended at bed, not some bullshit sex.>>13648809I suck at it. I rather part take in it. I did NOT agree to have the sex part with Pinkie.>>13648822>The nsfw part is just an addendumNo faggot. That was part of the quest and there is no denying it. Anon fuck Pinkie. To add insult to insult, Braeburned add a fucking dick. I want a SFW quest, not some bullshit like that or that Fluttershy in the piss.
>>13648877what is it. is it mother fucking My Little Dashei?
>>13648877There is nothing wrong with thatuntil you reach my level and arguably become addicted to it
SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK
>>13648888>I did NOT agree to have the sex part with Pinkie.>everything must revolve around me or my tastes even if the majority disagreesSuck it up you gigantic manbaby
>>13648888Badenglishanon plsThe penis isn't even canon, he just reinterpreted some panels if it was 63 Pinkie
Pony shit in your sink.
>>13648918>"I swear I thought it was your toilet anon!"
>>13648910>I want sex in every questYou are the reason why quests are fucking dead.>>13648914>implying its notThis is Braeburned we are talking about. If anything, that is part of the quest as well, but you would know that, since you love to suck his dick.
>>13648888remember when we started out mailing her a dildo and she sent us her vaginal fluid stained reply
>>13648957remember when all we had was a shitty box from Fluttershy?
>>13648957oh god, I never noticed the stains
>>13648890you want titles? alright then.Celestia Sleeps InStardustHarmony TheoryFive Score, Divided By FourHard Reset, A Stitch in Time, and You Can Fight FateThe Life and Times of a Winning Ponyjust to name a few.>>13648900I think I'm already there, anon.
>>13648970How long have you been an MLP fan?
>>13648993since season one.
>>13648939would you still love your favorite pony if they were futa
>>13648997And you've what, not read any until now?That's unusual. I asked because the only time I really read fan fics was during the first hiatus when I was still riding high on ponies and it was all new to me.
>>13648957Dildoes tend to be a joke, seeing that its fucking everywhere in this site. The sex part is not.
>>13649011Of course I would.I'd still prefer her to be her normal self but I could get used to it.
>>13649020Even if they slapped you in the face with it?
>>13649033ESPECIALLY if she did that.
>>13649032>posting boops in a non-imgur way
>>13649059What are they gonna do, ban me?
>>13649059But there isn't even any lewd bits
>>13649011I'd love my pony male, female, both, or neither.
>>13649032>>13649020>>13649011I suggest you go here then.>>>/d/
>>13649017I've read all of the fanfic I listed within the past month. before this I only stuck my face in the burning that is FO:E, then soothed the blisters with The Dresden Fillies: False Masks and The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.I think the hiatus finally broke me.
>>13648970read backround pony ya little shite
>>13649082I guess you just really like fanfiction then, have fun. It never really caught with me except for that time that I mentioned. I only remember reading On A Cross and Arrow, Luna Vs, and Past Sins but I know I read a slew of terrible shipping fics with Dash x anything.
If Rarity was a guy and Spike was a female baby dragon, Do you think the writers would let ANYTHING happen between them?
How about a Twilyhorse?Forgive the weirdness of the lines, i;ve encountered an unexpected problem in the relationship between my newest pencil and my scanner
>>13649109Elusive is too professional for such puppy love.
>>13649109Spike would want the d rather than give the double d
>>13649131oh hey Blazang I think you redrew this a little while ago but I didn't get the chance to save the new one if you still have it
>>13649134>tfw no SPike/Elusive fapfics
>>13649151it was different one, i think you're referring to this one >tfw the redraw isnt very good either
>>13649131It's pretty cute from the legs up but yeah they are a little wonkyAlso I can't stop seeing her as a weird minotaur creature like that
>>13649175Ah yeah that's it, thanks
>>13649131IS THAT A CHESTVAGINA
>>13649104>mfw interesting premise
>>13648970>The Life and Times of a Winning PonyfuckI'm like, 10 chapters behind on that shitgod damnit
>>13649219>pot star wars t-shirt on rack next to meThos look like some really holdable hands.
>>13649215fix that then, fgtHarmony Theory is good too. completely different idea, but still good.
>>13649219BLOG: UPDATEDTHNAKS /SOC/
>>13649243I have another blog post to make.I just renewed my 4chan pass.
>>13649236I have 15 other tabs of fanfiction, and several hundred chapters of other stories, to read through firstharmony theory looks neat, added ot the read later pile
>>13649219>spot star wars t-shirt on rack next to meIt's not nice to talk about your mom's breasts like that, Anon.
LUL I AMINATEDhttp://derpibooru.org/431582
>>13649268>Ass is just inflating/deflating for no raisin2/10 you tried
>mfw I know a girl name Octavia>mfw she is the 8th and youngest child in her family
>>13649255it's a bit dense at first, but it hooked me. pay attention to the worldbuilding. I have a feeling it's important.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
Hey what happened to /q/?
>>13649268Since when do ponies have lungs in their buttcheeks
>>13649268Can you make that Fluttershy instead?
>SB has his own board now
>that feel when I can't have a pony desktop wallpaper because I take my computer to class to take notes and play cookie clickerDoes anyone else know this feel?
>>13649299it went to equestria
>>13649299it merged with /mlp/
Hay hay hay!
>>13649283Is she going to be a musician?
>>13649296But that's just it, Princess. I finally made all these new friends, and now I have to say goodbye...
Any requests?>>13649317>wanting a pony wallpaper in the first place>taking your desktop to class
>there will never be an /unf/ thread for anons with big loads
What is pony really?
>>13649355Rainbow Dash lying on her back scratching her belly which is optionally a little fuzzy
>>13649367colorful bundles of joy
>>13649367someone should edit this with a Rarity boner when she's laying down
>>13649317>tfw wallpaper is just a few apples in the cornerSimple and to those who dont know its just some apples. Been using it since someone on here threw it together. Feels good man.
>>13649355sneaky rumbly pony
>>13649284>worldbuildingyou sold meI love that shit
>>13649254>>13649354what's with all the hats stuff lately
>>13649387but rarity is a girl pony
>>13649407Like I said its just simple. Nothin fancy.
>>13649424sage is not a downvote
>>13649424WHAT'S THAT?HATS WITH MLPG?I'D BE UP FOR THAT
>>13649439not all blue names are sages
>>13649437That's pretty terrible.
>>13649439You stupid fuck
>>13649434then make it a girl penis
>>13649454Yep. Still love it though.My other monitor is that canterlot one at night.
print for the mlpg sexy sexy bookhas some issues but i dont have more time to work on it and im tired of looking at it
>>13649446tell us when.it'd be my first time. please be gentle~
>>13649424you still need weapons, post ID, I'll dump my spare ones on you
>>13649437It's pretty shitty.#000000 is never okay.
So, why did the Pegasi schedule snow on the day of Winter Wrap-Up?Were the earth ponies feeling left out?If they were behind schedule the year before then it would have been a good idea not to make it snow then.
>>13649455why would moot make sage invisibleit was the only way we could tell ops that they were faggots
>>13649424I thought sages were invisible now?
>>13649479that's a shiny shiny shiny butt
Felt like drawing clouds today
>>13649493Anon I'm going to slap you
>>13649494it was not a sage, it was something else in the email field instead, which would still show up
>>13649490>#000000 is never okayWhy is that? Not that I disagree or anything Im just curious. I considered orange but didnt want something that bright.
>>13649492ain't gotta 'splain shit
>>13649514Happy little clouds?
>>13649514I can see her butt from all the way down here
>>13649514Those are some nice clouds.
>>13649514Are clouds ponies?
>>13649514what's cloudfucker doing
>>13649479That's niceI have some tamer kinkshttp://i.imgur.com/uo7aNVd.jpgSeriously if she's got a nice bush and there's that fine fine rustle when she slinks down her panties over a nice mons, Jesus CHRIST
>>13649485y-you really want to do that?i'd feel bad for not being able to offer something in return. i'm a bit out of practice, but i could draw something.
>>13649134That's one of the very cutest, no doubt
>>13649532Thingken about fast
>GG begging for money again
>>13649535just do it whelpI have weapons to spare
>tfw only weapon I wanted on hats was the mailbox>someone traded it to me for a scrap>had no idea of the value of items so I thought that was the best thing everWas a great day. Shame I dont hats anymore. You guys were a blast to play with.
>>13649532Sometimes you just gotta short your shit out on a cloud
>>13649479You are a good painter but you suck with the sketch works
>>13649479I'm honestly surprised that's still a thing.
>>13649522That level of black just looks shitty with almost anything. An orange would probably be too bright like you said, I'd consider making it a dark gray or brown. Something neutral.
>>13649479That pillow looks like shit. Celestia's really good though.
>>13649578Considering he killed it
>>13649479Where are her hands and arms?
>>13649565>I’m not calling for helpShut'cha mouth
>>13649565Dude needs to get a motherfuckin' job.
>>13649579Considering I very rarely actually see my desktop I havent had a problem with it. I guess to the untrained (very) it seems fine. I'd try out different colors if I didnt think I'd set the thing on fire while trying.
>>13649565>not reading the post
>>13649576I like most of his sketches.
Would you let Dash bully you?
YO NERDSWE HATTINGIP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon HOP IN
>>13649479Still looks like a man. Your faces are are very samey
>>13649642Dash's just pretend toughI'd let Babs or Gilda bully me
>>13649654Well yeah but we're talking about good characters here
>>13649606Kinda wanted to make a dark brown version, hope you don't mind. True black isn't a very pleasant tone to use for wallpapers.
>>13649657Why would you?How COULD you?
>>13649664I'll give it a run! Thank you.
>>13649664I'm not even an artsy wallpaper general faggot and I can tell that looks better
>>13649657Heh, you can 'subscribe' to his blog.That's kinda funny.
>>13649664I was thinking about making a simple one that was a gradient from Dash blue to Fluttershy yellow but I think it might be too glaring
>>13649606Straight black can work depending on whats there http://i.imgur.com/a8cZiBf.pngBut I agree that just the apples against black is kind of jarring
>>13649567i don't know. you could do better things with them then giving them to an f2p scumbag, who sucks hard at the game.STEAM_0:0:16440748and tell me what you would like to have. i just have to give something in return. getting gifts for nothing makes me feel nasty. might even help me just to draw anything in the first place for onceand thank you.
>>13649686I guess I'm incapable of telling the difference. I'm gonna use it though. Maybe I'll eventually see what the deal is.
>>13649698>Braeburn joins The Wonderbolts.png
>>13649479Why is one of the pillows a gum drop
>>13649670He's been making art I enjoy for what, 6/7 years?I feel like giving a little back.
>>13649714I can't find that profile, just go to your page and copy the profile link.
>best pony with worst princess
>>13649729When he started it looked like it had a spider on it.
>>13649736>tfw no money to anonymously donate to the people who brighten my lives a little
>>13649747I agreeSweetie would make a terrible princess
>>13649758>my livesApparently Im a cat or something. Perhaps I just need sleep.
>>13649736Why are you using your freedom to consciously give him money?!Why not hold onto your money and be mad at him like normal people!?This is sarcasm, by the way.
>>13649755that sounds cooler
>>13649714>>13649746never mindyou are "strange blue pear for 2 refined"right?
>>13649736> giving> backOkay fella
>>13649736>Giving an artist you enjoy something material, perhaps helping them out in some way and letting them know you care.THANKS OBAMA!
>>13649779>strange blue pear for 2 refined
>>13649779yes.i'm sorry, but i need to do something for 5-10 minutes, but i'll be back and probably go to the mlpg server later
>>13649736>That feelI gotta donate to some artists. If I don't hire their assistance in arting for a project of mine.
>>13649821Sentenal pls shut the fuck up.
>>13649736>Donating to GGIt's like you don't want him to get a motherfuckin' job and improve his life.
Is there a Tomoko pony?
>>13649812okay, I added you, and you can just accept it when you get back
>Donate to an artist.>She still won't suck my dick.
>>13649844You didn't tick the "suck my dick" option, so your contribution was listed as a straight up donation.Them's the breaks.
>>13649479That project is still running? I thought it was dead.
>>13649724That's actually Fluttershy's outer color
>>13649873That's nice, Twilight, butI'm not
If it made GG stop doing retarded zebra shit/fat monster quest shit I'd donate. But chances are there's too many fucktards here who would negate that with their donations.
>>13649844how would you even do that over the internet>>13649840by now someone probably already drew one>>13649758>know that feel well
>>13649873I like a girl who communicates her desires.
>>13649896I sent my $1,000 donation with an explicit request to do more of both of those
>>13649907> that pony with that hair in no way is anything but TomokoI dunno, manThe dialogue is Tomoko, sure
>>13649919Stop trying to make a bidding war GG.
>>13649913>hey anon touch my butt and pull on my mane a little!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMqSaOdBbGwIs this popular at all yet?
>>13649134I'm straight but gay ships are very frequently just the fucking cutest
>>13649938Whoa, whoa, maybe we could light some candles and put on some soft rock first
>>13649939>Monster High 2: Electric BoogalooThis looks fucking awful.
>>13649938You have no idea how hard I'd make passionate love to Pinkie, especially if she said exactly what she likes while in bed.
>>13649873>Twilight is getting turned on.>Turn her off.
>>13649960They literally bridge characters from Monster High, like Cupid's daughterSo yeah, it seems like they're trying to make lightning strike twiceMaybe throw some Winx in there too, sort of
>>13649960I'm pretty god damn sure it's a Monster high spin off.
>>13649962Pinkie, I don't know if you know this but human men don't always just wanna fuck at the drop of a hat. I mean I wanna get you off but I'm not anywhere near 'the Zone' right now.Sheesh, just -- fuck, do you people have Sade here?
>>13649842thanks man. i don't know what to say. i'll turn off my browser now, so my shitbox won't melt while running hatsalso i have no idea on how all this stuff works, so sorry in advance
>>13649964>the morning after>everything hurts, but it's worth it>pinkie's up, but her voice is - for once - a little horse
>>13649980>human men don't always just wanna fuck at the drop of a hatWhat planet are you from?
>>13649758>its LK's and Spaerk's birthday today>neither of them have a donate button
>>13649980>human men don't always just wanna fuck at the drop of a hat.Dude speak for yourself. Yourself and that weird fucking -not fucking at the drop of a hat- thing you have.
>>13649987> men always want itAnd people wonder why male rape victims are dismissed
>>13649987Clearly not Earth. I guess the Mars University's Human Biology courses are pretty lacking.
>>13649960Seriously.Life in the Dreamhouse was better.
>>13649995> my dick performs like everyone else's, surely
>>13649987The planet of people who go outside occasionally and have more than one dick-emotion?Earth, maybe you've heard of it?
>>13650014He's not very good, I can clearly see him
>>13650014>forgetting your image#beef
>>13649984You clever anon, you.But seriously, you have no idea the lengths I'd go to to please my partner.
>>13650011>My dick doesn't perform and neither should anyone elses', surely.
>>13650025> dick performance is the same as emotional engagementWowWowwwwWOOWWWW
>>13650030>Not being emotionally engaged with poneWhat are you some kind of megahomo?
Are there pony butt mouse pads?
Why aren't you bending, /co/?
>>13650033We aren't dead, we are just napping
>>13650025I might have a dick that will surely give Pinkie the dickings she desires if I concentrate, that doesn't mean I fucking want to. Mechanical pump-and-pop isn't all that great.>>13650038Pinkie is my very least favorite pony.
>>13650055Horse is very old, it lies down alot.
>>13650054I haven't seen the last episode yet so I'll watch the new one later
>>13650054The only thing I could bend that isn't physical is the emotions of select few through written word.It sucks. I should trade it for fire bending.
>>13650033Pony is just very old, and lies down a lot
>>13650054because korra sucks
>>13649157>>13649554>>13649955I want to -- I really do -- but I just don't think I have it in me.>"I want to Rar-" Spike pauses to correct himself, "Elusive, but I just don't think I have it in me.">"Of course you do my little Spikey-wikey," Elusive says, inching closer and closer to Spike. "IT...just needs a little encouragement is all, hm?"
>>13650038To be fair Pinkie probably stinks of candy corn.
>>13650055Horse is alcoholic, it lies down a lot.Horse is not dead.
>>13650064are you a feel bender?
>>13650057>Pinkie is my very least favorite pony.
>>13650054Because that show is awful and in triple-wide hiatus?
>>13650053yes! there was an offer for the pony parade offbeatr which gave you one if you donated for the deluxe box set and chose the flutterbutt mouse pad (drawn by rikose) over the human twilight tits mouse pad. and i think doxy might also be selling them seperately? i don't know
>>13650089Actually, it's back on again.
>>13650080>Feelbender.Wow, never in my life did I think I would like Feelsmith better.
>>13650070DO ITDO ITDO IT
>>13650080If that's what you want to call it, sure.It's fun, sometimes. Rather hit and miss of late.
>>13650057>panka>least favoriteSorry dude but that's a really bad onion you have there
>>13650054Show took up shark bending.Ruined itself.
>>13650103If they're my very least favorite pony it's gonna take a lot of smooth jazz and bubbly to get me in the zone.
>>13650065Horse is not old anon. What a terrible thing to say!>>13650076This is probably more like it
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS HATS HATS
T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
>>13650103It's funny you say that because Dash is my favorite and she's my least favorite. Not that I dislike her by any stretch, I just like her the least of the main characters.
>>13650126>yfw Fluttershy becomes a cocaine addict because all the famous comedians are doing it and she wants to be good too.
>>13650134Yes Anon...They are literally bending sharks now...
>>13650144Amon was right
>>13650123>Come for the sites.>SoThe Steam Kiddies can slaughter you.
>>13650097but none of those were just pony or Pinkie and that offbeatr is dead I think, I can't find it
>>13650157oh, it's long overso pony butt mouse pads do exist, but it's only for one pony and only for that limited time
>>13650135>Dash is my favoriteNothing to see here folks, move along
>>13650173There's nothing wrong with Rainbow Dash
>>13650157>>13650171>>13650053shit i can't believe i forgot about the dash butt mouse pad that was shown a long while back, too
>>13650144>google shark bending>something something mt.jaypeg
pony a shit
>>13650171tfw I will never have a pone butt pad of my waifu
>>13650155Amon could have stopped Season 3
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that G1 is the best?
>>13650054Because I really dislike the protagonist and how the series turned out.Korra was kind of a dick and extremely selfish for a lot of the episodes. She started off being able to bend multiple elements and learned how to airbend through one of the biggest asspulls in the show. She even got her bending back after it was taken away just because. And she somehow managed to get with the guy that she was a huge bitch to for 90% of the season. She never had to work for anything.I also don't like Mako because he had almost no personality outside of the "cool" guy and for some reason he fell for a girl that was a huge bitch despite being in a relationship with someone that treated him much nicer.Korra is like every single bad harem anime rolled into one.
>>13650070 I'd help but I'm at a bit of an impasse with the subject matter myself. Expressing the confusion of dealing with Rarity being a stallion but still containing the elegance and poise she's always had, as well as that charisma that just knocks spike off his feet, while still maintaining erotic appeal is a fine line to tread without much forethought put into it.
>>13650179you're rightRainbow Dash>you
>>13650193oh, Lauren Faust-sama
>>13650156They're not even good.
>>13650210Which lets you know just how terrible MLPG is at shooters.
>>13650123I would but my ping with the server since I moved out west has been shit tier at best. Not real enjoyable when you die without seeing what killed you most the time.
LIFE IS WORTH PROTECTING NOW.PUT IT IN THAT GIANT HAT.
>>13650201The real trouble is sometimes shit just spirals wildly out of control in REAL LIFE, so the real question becomes 'do you write Spike as swept off his feet and convinced to be a sexual initator' or 'Elusive just can't help kissing Spike all over and cradling him so until Spike doesn't really care what happens as long as it feels really, really good to him'I have LIVED that
>>13650070>As the distance between Elusice and Spike comes to a close, the poor young dragon backs himself into a corner, left at the mercy of the stallion before him.>Spike can almost feel the hunger in Elusive's eyes, the insatiable urge to devour every bit of him until Elusive can consume no more>The stallion's hot breath blows over Spike's scales as Elusive nudges against his cheek.>Elusive places a small kiss against the corner of Spike's neck and lets out a deep, soft laugh of delight when the dragon shudders from the display of affectionI gotta stop. This is too much.
>>13650231THE SECOND ONETHE SECOND ONE>>13650233PLS KEEP GOING
>>13650236Spike is rubbing his dick against his leg.if i was gay, i'd probably go for that instead of sodomy
>>13650231I'm....sorry to hear that.I think in this case it's a bit give and take in that regard. Rarity, now a stallion, seeks confirmation that she's still beautiful and that Spike still loves her despite her swap of appearance and gender, even if the effects are only temporary she may not know that yet, so she could be freaking out and having a knee jerk reaction to establish some sense of familiarity.Or, y'know, I'm overthinking it. Seems A.J. has it under control anyway, so it's a moot point for me.
I love Diamond Tiara but Hate Pacifica Northwest from Gravity Falls.They're both pretty flat Mean Rich Girls, so why could this be?
>>13650266Does Tex get annoyed that everyone loves his original version (which is a trace I believe) and everyone forgot about the second version, which he did entirely on his own? Also can someone post the second version?
>>13650253Not everything has to be sexual, anon.Why can't Spike just be happy about being embraced by the person he loves?
>>13650276Beause one is a sexy bitchy pony schoolgirl, and the other is an purposely unlikeable unattractive try hard bitch
>>13650282>Not everything has to be sexual, anon.Where do you think you are right now?I agree though.
>>13650282>Not everything has to be sexual, anon.>Unless it's the night thread.
>Hiatus is almost overHow you hold in for the final strech
>>13650316I didn't even realize the hiatus was almost over and I still don't care. I've got too much shit to do to care.
>>13650282splurt all over his fur. He wasn't even rubbing it that hard, but Spike was too excited. Elusive is suprised that Spike could not hold himself back
>>13650274> I'm....sorry to hear that.It was consensual if that's what you're wonderingIt was just the first time I ever bottomed and it was pretty fucking amazingI am curious to see how AJ treats this
>>13650276Because one is a cunt, and the other is a cunt with far less character development.Does Pacifica even have a friend?
Would you teach pony how to do the humpty hump?
>>13650314Nonsexual > Sexual
>>13650281I think this is the 2nd one
>>13650334Oh, okay, it sounded like the other way. Glad it was a good experience for you.
>>13650327>too much shit to do>posting on mlpgokay faggot
>>13650343> if you got my sock pregnantI'm so so sorry I ever suggested humans could knock up socks
>>13650349I-i just uh..... Where do you keep the pictures of Rarity?
>>13650316SOON I WILL KNOW THIS FEELING
>>13650337Two nameless girls who follow her.And I ship her with Mabel, if that counts (why on earth would it?).
>>13650349Nevermind this is it
>>13650343That's a cute pone. What's her story?
>>13650327Hiatus is almost over and means I've pretty much lost my window to do anything relevant in entertaining over the course of the hiatus like originally intended.Go me. Woo.
>>13650281No and it's not a trace.
>>13650316>hold on for the final stretchYou say that like it was ever possible to let go
>>13650366I'm a fucking walking pair of socksno i'm not
>>13650368I wish Morgan would narrate my life.
>>13650364Compulsively checking back on MLPG is one of my things that I do. Let me clarify that I definitely didn't mean SOCIAL things to do.
>>13650367most of my Rarity pictures involve her and another pony
>>13650316Ramp up my already dangerous alcoholism.
>>13650387It's cool tex people accuse me of that shit constantly. Take it as a compliment.
>>13650399Why does AJ look angry while Rarity seems so happy?
>>13650399It's too bad filly Rarity and Fancy filly AJ will never interact
>>13650399>BUT THE PERFORMANCE IS TOMORROWWW!!>Gosh darn it Rarity, i don't care!
>>13650384This hiatus was really productive for me when it comes to finishing my backlog. Pretty happy with it
>>13650411Rarity just won a bet.AJ's about to get FANCY
>>13650249>>13650274Goddamnit>"This is so wrong," Spike protests as he clasps his claws to his head. "You're not Rarity at all.">"Am I not?" Elusive blinks as he ponders the question. "I may be a little different physically but-">"Rarity is pretty," Spike explains. "She's the most beautiful pony I've ever known. She's smart, and funny, and kind and-">"Oh but Spikey," Elusive interrupts him by placing a hoof to Spike's mouth. "I AM all those things. Just because I'm a little different doesn't mean you love me any less, do you?">"No, but-" is all Spike manages to mutter before Elusive pushes their lips together.>Elusive's tongue dances over Spike's own, twisting and turning in rhythmic elegance. The strong, sweet taste of a dessert wine lingers on in the kiss.>"Precisely," Elusive says, licking small remnants of Spike's saliva from his lips. "No buts."I hope you're satisfied now.
>GG draw my twin zebra suggestionOh my....
>>13650316We're so close I can almost taste the ponies.
>>13650380She is a cute horse.She is also a teacher.She teaches at Celestia's school for gifted youngsters.
>>13650411Rarity took her hat she just got. Rarity is acting like she has no idea what AJ is talking about.
>>13650438link it faggetI like your art.
>>13650369See that's the problem. Her friends are just walking faces, first time we even see Diamond Tiara, bam, Silver Spoon.
>>13650438YOU suggested GAY stuff?WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?
>>13650437> desert wineAs long as Elusive doesn't drown out Spike's protests in wine coolers ...
>>13650430I'm kind of sad because I said I'd do something, then spend 6 months doing schoolwork and not getting any real meaningful progress on any of my projects done.Shit, it's been almost a year on some of the requests I forgot about initially. Sometimes I feel like dropping it all and cleaning slate, but I know I'd never get away with that.Just frustrating to have ideas and not get to do them when I'm hyped for it.
>>13650437WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS WOULD SLAKE OUR THIRST FOR ELUSIVE AND SPIKEWHYWHY WOULD THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
>>13650464There are 2 months left. Just start them now, I'm sure you'll do fine.
>>13650450>http://i.imgur.com/YmUM73v.png>>13650455I didnt thought he would do it, but now that it came out... oh... ~
>not asking the cutie before you touch the booty
>>13650483The expression on the bottom Zebra's face = unf
>>13650467Are they fuckable?
>>13650483Wow, that's sexual.
>>13650467I NEED THAT PICTURE OF BONBON
>>13650485But the best booty touches are when they aren't expecting it
>>13650483That ain't too bad, to be honest. And I'm not really into the gay stuff. The expressions are what sell it though. Says a lot.
>>13650483Now you need to draw a responseZebra on Doge?
>>13650485>Don't touch my booty 'cause I won't touch you>Don't touch my booty 'cause it's not the thing to do
>>13650470> Trixie was pretty sure her plans to ask Twilight out would work> She seemed awfully coy about how she could be quite so confident> Or why she cleared her schedule for next Tuesday
have you ever done something you were really hyped for but then found out in a matter of seconds that it just feels awful and makes you more embarrassed of it than the vast majority of things you have ever done in your life?
>>13650508Would you whpsh! Butterfly?
>>13650530Cumming on toys only feels bad the first time, but it gets better when you post pics
>>13650532Only after I got my affairs in order. After that, WPSHH as hard as I possibly can
>>13650483You know what you must do lemon.Now you must draw something gay in return.It's the law of the universe
>>13650530Sounds like gay sex
>>13650530Yeah. Fingering my butthole. It hurt.
>>13650534Thanks you, anon.You always were my favorite.
>>13650471If I finish this it's gonna be with Spike passing out before anything else happens
>>13650532I'd rather get a hand full of that taut butt
IP: 184.108.40.206:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS NIGHT GOING STRONG
>>13650530You're talking about gay sec aren't you
rub a dub dub,there's a bug in the tub
>>13650483That's pretty hot, but its really hard to fap to GG's artUsually it just makes me really want more of whatever it is
>>13650548You're supposed to go after the prostate and use a shitload of lube. What are you not gay?
>>13650554I dunno if you can even get a grip on that steely backside.
>>13650553Passed out sex is kinda sketchy, man.
Apparently Japanese people are good at making OCs
>>13650560Can she blow bubbles from her cheese legs?
>>13650553And then Elusive teabags him, right?
>>13650437shamelessly unfed to this
>>13650568is there any place with more gratuitous instructions?
>>13650560>You have to towel each of her holes separately>God help you if you take that literally
>>13650570Its probably the only way he could relax enough to take it anyway
>>13650548>>13650568Always wash out your rectum, use plenty of paraben-free lube, go slow, use gloves if you have any.
>>13650572>that>a good OC
>>13650576Honestly I'd be expecting Elusive to warm up Spike with a blowjob to help convince him.At least, that'd be the route I'd go. Probably.
>>13650578Look up how to give a prostate massage.
>>13650573>>13650581thinkin' about holes, anon?
>>13650581>Leave little folded towels in her holes.>Shape them like flowers.
>>13650583He doesn't need to 'take it,' maybe Elusive just wants to be touched by someone else, you know, 'back there'.Spike might not be ready for penetrative sex but the two of them doing some digital/hoof play alone might be pretty fucking hot
>>13650576>>13650570>>13650583Sure. Why not?
I did some faces practice
>>13650598I'd take any route that involves having the double D in my mouth~
>>13650539>>13650546>>13650548>>13650558no, but it will be one of those moments i will remember from time to time for years and feel ashamed because of it and forever ruined something for me i enjoyed before.i'll get some booze and got outside and watch the stars.
>>13650608Don't be GG, man
>>13650595We have to wait a few more months for the really fucked up tentacle porn.
>>13650612Now Fluttershy's outside matches her inside
>>13650541>>13650513But I am still drawing DTxdoge
>>13650530NoI was confident in my sexuality before I fucked a guy
>>13650616You mean fucking a real pony, don't you?
>>13650572She's cute, but I'm not a fan of the stripe running down her hair. I would have found a different way to incorporate those colors.
>>13650608I always felt weird with these kinds of scenarios too. >>13650615I meant as a writer, not a participant. J-jeeze.
>>13650606Okay I really can't stop seeing her neck as a dick and her hooves as balls. Like she's just some huge holey cock sitting on the counter or something.
>>13650622Her insides are...too tiny to be practical?
>>13650604>digital/hoof playWhat's that?
>>13650634I bet he killed someone
>>13650612the Twilight one is good
>>13650641That's all on you anon. Think you might have cock on the brain. Also this fucking post limit needs to die.
>>13650631It's only fair to drop what you're doing and draw a really complicated porn pic with three characters, interweaving limbs, lots of juices, and perfect expressions.
>>13650634no, you'll laugh at me for it.anyway time for some stargazing.i hope i die of hypothermia
>>13650652Handjob but with hooves
>>13650652Spike using hands/claws, Elusive using his hoof. Everything's wired up brand new back there, just guiding Spike along a wet slick cock alone might be enough to make the night special for both of them.It's also true that a certain someone could tease him with some light magic.
>>13650612These are good! I like Dash.Applejack has a very pretty face.
Okay I'm going for icecream, what flavor do you want
>>13650668Dude we started this OUT by asking if you'd done anal fingering wrong and we're not in a laughing moodJust out with itWhat did you habeeb?
>>13650688Blue Moon, thanks.
>>13650668Just tell us what it is alreadyI cum on pony toys and I don't care who laughs at that.I DO care about others that do it though~
>>13650676>someone could tease him with some light magicYou mean Twilight exploring her inner voyeurism while masturbating outside a window and cheering Spike on?
>>13650705No, this night is 100% gay
>>13650695with tiny pony bits?
>>13650705More like teasing Spike, but granted the pronoun was unclearI -- I dunno, this seems like something just between the two of them though Twilight writing MxM fanfiction about it would be pretty funny
>>13650700it is nothing sexual and happened a few minutes ago.and there's clouds, so i'll watch the clouds instead.
>>13650705>"I'm so glad him and Rarity are finally clearing the air between them," she says as she teases herself with her favorite toy, "Now just to...help them along a little."Pfffft, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
>>13650688Zebra cum flavor
>>13650717>>13650717>>13650723I could see it
>>13650660>Also this fucking post limit needs to die.Right? I cannot deal with this shit.Has shitposting actually died down or was this another bad idea by moot?
>>13650733Did you donate money to GG yet?
>>13650750>Moot>Good ideasReally his choice of Janitors should prove he has no fucking clue what he's doing/doesn't give a fuck about it.
>>13650733anon plsdon't make me start confession time
>>13650660>>13650750if enough people kindly email him about it maybe he'll revert it.
>>13650750What post limit?
>>13650790It WAS 30 seconds, now it's 60
>>13650767His janitors here are great.Except when they're not here.
>>13650745... We didn't say she wasn't allowed to watch, but uhMaybe she shouldn't be prodding with ZE MAGICS
>>13650660>no work for 2 days
>>13650800The janitors tend to not lurk on the boards they moderate. So you end up with newfags that can delete posts. Happened on /co/ alot, he seems to get a huge pool of applications from /k/ and /b/.
Pony clicked a cookie on your real no click run.
>>13650804And suddenly all I can think of is Twilight wanting to get double teamed by Spike and Elusive.Thanks anon, thanks.
>>13650606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-D-2KaPlgMEvery fucking time
>>13650825DudeDude noYou can want to see two people involved and not play Luckie Pierre
http://i.imgur.com/eFmaLlq.jpgRediv wants 2
>>13650840You can, but the actively watching bit makes me start to imagine the extreme end of it.I know that's not always the case, I'm just expressing something that turns me on a little bit for some reason. It's kinda odd since I'm a more vanilla man than most.
>>13650850...for one hole.also holy fuck unf
>>13650850>steampunk dragon dick
>>13650822>saying newfags So like you.
>>13650850at least we know who to send when the dragons ask for sexual sacrifices
>>13650850What makes it steampunk?
For those who dont use multitabs:/mlp/ VN demo release: >>13650714
>>13650878The studs and a marketing department that's pretty certain 'steampunk' is the hot new word for 2006
>>13650887It doesn't even have any pointless gearsOr shoot steam into your vagina
QUICK POST MOST LOVE PONE VIDEOhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEQ_6geAKwE
>>13650895>shooting steam into your vaginathat sounds painful
>>13650895>VaginaClearly you don't know who their demographic is.
Your cookies have achieved sentience.
>MLP VNIt's gonna be KS for me all over again...but with ponies.>All the Spike and ElusiveCan't stop thinking up things about it now
>>13650886>/mlp/ does a VN complete with a demo>MLPG hasn't done jack shit in all of these years
>>13650908I had anus typed first, but changed it because the original post mentions rediv
>>13650886>Art- LiveSmutAnon !smuttyg9fkDifferent guy, similar name?
>>13650912My pony meido already has hyper-sentience
>>13650886I use multiple tabs, I don't browse /mlp/
>>13650914Just do it.
What ifAnother Pone convention in Vegas
>>13650923Nah, I think is the same faget
>>13650920rediv likes anal though
The VN's TITLE MUSIC is some slinky-dress-appropriate cigar-bar downtempo jazzWith some pretty nice texturesI'm already hype
IP: 220.127.116.11:27015 Pass: bonbon blah blah blah HATS
>>13650930no fucking waysauce
>>13650923he has no relation to SmutAnon. Two completely different people.
>>13650915That implies we ever really did anything.With the implosion of Ponykart, we don't even have any connections on big projects.
Remember when Twilight Sparkle accidentally put up her fanfics of her and Flash Sentry online?
>>13650944I wish there was...>tfw you will never hang out with that luna chick again
>>13650947Ah, okay. They should collaborate.
I'm not sure who her tailor isBut someone needs to go up a quarter-size
>>13650886It's like, I want to help, but I want to work on one of my own. >SmutAnonI thought he was working on that Starswirl Academy one, or are these the same but they didn't use the name in this post?Conflicted, either way.
>>13650969Can you please not do this here?
>>13650467what's in those binders?
>>13650969>not wanting his girls to pop buttons as he watchesplebian
>>13650981That's really the only oneI'm just amazed they actually pulled a game togetherThis is some doing
>>13650925you like maids, anon?
>>13650915>>13650954>MPLG in charge of projects
>>13650942playing on a server and making yourself look like a huge idiot in front of stangers is one thing, but doing it in front of plently of people you know and respect is something completely different. thanks, but no thanks. i had my fill.
>>13651007I was more than a little disappointed to, but On the other hand I'm now a little impressed they came up with this since EQD
Can Leek pone sing good
>>13651007That's not Applejack.
>>13650969that's kinda cute
>>13650915The VN is not complete though, they're just starting. The Demo is more of a proof to show that they're serious about it.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a pone?
>>13650612this is my new favorite sad rarity pic
>>13651054Pon should cheer up
>>13651044Good for them, I say. I'm happy they're working towards something, especially such a big project like a VN. I really hope they finish it.
>>13651044Yeah, just shows how shit we really are.
>>13651031She's a little hoarse.
>>13651040It goes from cute / high school slice of life to "stuck in the library with a horned-up Twi" in a nosedive
>>13651007Haven't you heard Tex?Pony is dead. Even to the fandom. It's all human from here on out.
>>13651090that's how i like 'emhaven't played a VN since True Love was first translated and put online
>>13651108That's alright but it came almost out of left field. Doesn't help I can't pin down whether this is a Twilight stuck on Earth or one who's always lived here.
>>13650969Oh god is this the demo?
>>13651129Part of it, yeah
>S4 rolls around.>Everything is set in the Crystal empire now.>The clip we saw with the Apples and Pinkie is them visiting Sweet Apple Acres.
Hm. I tried to make her mane and tail look fancier by striping it, but I'm not sure if that was a good idea or not. Any input would be great.
>>13651127>>13651111It says on the beginning that the Demo is a quick excerpt, and does not represent the final VN in content. So you wouldn't get fucking that fast.
>>13651136>To goes live.>Parents think it's a game Hasbro made.>Let their kids play.>Oh how they are wrong.
>>13651151i think it works nicelywhat a pretty horse
>>13651151>you may now boop the brideI wonder if a veil for just her nose would look weird
>>13651151I like it.
>>13651155I suspected as muchIt's just hard to suspend disbelief / pacing expectations when I go from "Oh my main man Norman, yeah, ditch this, go hang with Rarity" to THIS inside of like 5 minutes' gameplayhttp://i.imgur.com/CpTlBR1.pngI'll cut 'em a break
>>13651185there's a whole thread about thisfuck off
>>13651181>>13651165Okay, cool. I'll just go with it.Also you should draw her, Mew.
>>13651151What kind of OC is that?
>>13651160>Sweetie it's time for bed>Hold on mom I'm just about to unlock the anal scene
>>13651151I really love the veil and what you've done with the mane and tail colors.... Do they throw the garter in Equestria?
>>13651232>... Do they throw the garter in Equestria?Suddenly putting it on with your teeth is far less erotic...
>>13651244>Suddenly putting it on with your teeth is far less erotic...That is your opinion, Anon, not a fact.
>>13651220She's the hiatus pony.
>>13651262She gets bigger the longer the hiatus is
>>13651260Shh pone is sleeping
>>13651238>Oh don't worry they call it that because you need 105% completion>Oh>Then you get to fuck her in the butt
>>13651276so then right before the S$ premier she's an Alicorn?
>>13651281Well wake them up I want to talk to them
>>13651295Nah, she just deflates like a balloon when the new season starts.
Why aren't you smiling bitches?
>>13651302Pone's out of it
>>13651302>Why does my mouth taste like skittles?
>>13651305no no no, I meant right BEFORE it starts
>>13651312How out of it are we talking here?Can I pick her up and she'd still be asleep?
>>13651302>Pinkie starts to suckle.
>>13651323Only one way to find out
>>13651309Scruffy just interrupted my Twaifu coitusSo fuck you and fuck your smile, ma'am.
so, wasn't someone going to stream one episode per night until the new season premier?that probably needs to start tonight in order to finish on time
>>13651341Looks like you stole /k/'s image, anon.
>>13651341Goddammit moot that is not the picture I posted
>>13651321She's like twice as big as an alicornLook at this huge horse
OH MY GODNEW WANDER TONIGHT?
>>13651353We would, but that would imply that anyone here actually still cares about the show and isn't here just for the community.
>>13651371I'm only here to talk about Rainbow Dash
>>13651361Draw or gtfo
Either /k/ or /tg/ is in for a surprise.
How to Fuck Your Dragonstarring Hiccup and his dragon, Gumjob.
>>13651366Aw shit, really?
>>13651363She looks very motherly.
>>13651363There's nothing wrong with huge horses.In fact, I kinda prefer them that way.
>>13651411That's borderline heretical
>>13651386I am drawing. Cool your jets, anon.
>>13651415I know. It is my greatest shame in life.
>>13651362>For some reason pinkie's friends never want to have sleepovers with her>Also they all wake up with angry looks on their faces>She's completely confused why it keeps happening>Fluttershy keeps trying to spend the night though
>>13651405I wouldn't want a motherly pony, I feel like after a while they would start to nag me about everything.
>>13651403fuck thatdo the spike/elusive shit
>>13651422i love this gif so much
i wish i didn't suck at hats
>>13651422I will make these glasses some day.
>>13651428Hey gg how goes the begging?
>>13651437>spike/elusiveWHO WHAT AND FUCKING WHERE
>>13651411I want someone to draw EndOfHiatus Gloomy getting overly excited about new ponyHer hopping is rattling the windowsThen maybe she gives Anon a really big hug
>>13651442I wish my PC wasn't broken so I could hats with MLPG.I'm a pretty good Scout.
>>13651456>gg>beggingspill the beans girlfriend
>>13651400Why the hell is it on at 9 PM? Kids can't stay up that late!
>>13651466I wish MLPG would play something that isn't hats for onceI'm awesome with a lightning gun
>>13651466i played various games online since 2002 and 40 seconds on the mlpg server was the by far the most unpleasant experience i ever had.
>>13651456>>13651468He's not doing begging, he's considering opening commissions.
>>13651474mlpg should playnatural selection 2
>>13651483WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER!
http://derpibooru.org/431642?scope=scpe2d57e2e50a84600f671a4521e63163c1851d9a6ahttp://derpibooru.org/431504?scope=scpe2d57e2e50a84600f671a4521e63163c1851d9a6a>tfw your watched images finally contains unf
>>13651485If he's just considering why are a bunch of people posting their donation receipts?
>>13651403Best feeling.Well that and escaping Groznyj Grad on European Extreme.
>>13651498Because he has fans and a donate button.
>>13651485I'll commission him
>>13651494yeah, no. i'm never gonna do that again. i'll continue sucking in private.
>>13651496GG is a boner wizard.
>>13651496That second one, JeezTime to bring out the dildo tonight
>>13651485>gg>doing commissions>i have burnable cash nowoh i know exactly what i want
>>13651507why is that pony so silly yet so devoid of the necessary levels of pink?
>>13651523I feel like a kid in a candy store
>>13651523>>13651490>>13651353...Wait, is Dinofag back?
>>13651513The Steam kids are a bunch of, well, kids.And it's annoying when they come over and pull at our sleeve wanting us to play with them in the puddle of shit.
>>13651523>>13651531GG plz leave the viral marketing to /v/.
>>13651537Fucker never really left.
>>13651548anon please leave _________________
Twilight sparkle masturbating to the thought of being tardy
>>13651537no, everyone posts images of dinosaurs
>>13651558spike jerking off to the though of eating a crystal pony
>>13651523I WILL COMMISSION GLITTER GLUE TO MAKE ME A PICTURE OF THE TWINS FUCKING GILLOU WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>13651151i want to make many bebbies with you. until ded do we part
>>13651558>tardyCHECK YOUR PRETTY PRIVILEGEPlease use the term dilatory from now on please
>>13651573I'll pay him more to draw the twins trying to solve a crossword puzzle.
>>13651523I wish I had an arbitrarily large amount of money so I could make GG my personal porn artist.
>>13651547that wasn't the problem. i have seen some shit over the years. but this was different, since i know some of the regulars and i made a huge ass of myself in front of everyone and i'll probably pass on hats for a few weeks completely.
>>13651593I'll pay him more to draw the twins trying to solve a crossword puzzle while their erect dicks leak pre
>>13651151> You will never sweep your Marker bride off her feet and carry her over the threshold.> You'll never have to fuss with her dress getting caught in the doorframe, just a tick, the both of you laughing.> She'll never slink it off in a wink, revealing her flank - something you'd seen most every day but not with those eyes as she purrs "Come to beb."
4chan's going to have a 2 minute timer in a few years
>>13651638I heard Moot is going to actually change the site into a forum.
>>13651151Am I the king of the beb now?
>>13651638will discourage adhd sperg lords
>>13650387>No and it's not a trace.I thought the first was a trace and the second freehand, which accounts for why they look different. Otherwise, why do they look so different?
>>13651621>Come to beb
>>13651660One was drawn by hand.The other was drawn by his slave midget.
>>13651647/mlp/ will be integrated into beast forum
>Ban list still hasn't updated yet.MOOOT!
>>13651604I would pay an abritrarily large amount of money for GG to start making cute/funny things again and try to actually improve his drawing skills instead of taking it to one stage of finish and stopping, like JJ.
>>13651638I really don't know what i'm going to do with my free time once I can't stand 4chan anymore. There's no internet left for me. The normals have moved in and taken over the whole damn thing, slowly moving the internet's original residents onto "reservations" like native americans. Soon, there will be no places left.
>>13651660Mimicry of the show style. I don't really care for either pictures to be honest.
>>13651696>I would pay an abritrarily large amount of money for GG to start making cute/funny things againTHAT'S FUCKING SICK!
>>13651698At least we have the casinos and cheap cigarettes.
>>13651706>I don't really care for either pictures to be honest.
>>13651463Ask and ye shall receive.
>>13651731But do we have pone?
>>13651741So does that mean that the day after she's really tiny like little filly sized?
>>13651716>All that rockingBarf city
>>13651741holy crap, gloomy.
>>13651698I'm gonna have to start actually hanging around people again>mfw my friends are all climbing over eachother to tell me something and none of them are socially conscious enough to stop and let one talk so you've got to juggle like 3 conversations at once
>>13651748The slots all operate on pone.Pone slots as far as the eye can see!And pone cards.You can poker pones all day if you want!
>>13651741god that's adorable
>>13651706>I don't really care for either pictures to be honest.It's, like seriously the best thing you've ever done.
>>13651741WHOAHThat's a big horseholy shit is rightAnd now I want nothing more in life than to settle in and watch cartoons sitting between her front hooves and leaning on her chest
>>13651741Now we need her prancing around in a Japanese city.>"PONEZIRRA!"
>>13651741that's adorablewhat if the next hiatus is over a year?
>>13651755>>13651768aw yissmegapone and tinyponeall in one ponipackage
>>13651638>I'll finish my professional education right as 4chan bites the dust>Tons of money>Nothing left to live forI'm basically planning to die in a overdose by 2020.
>>13651790Make sure your family buries you in your ponies.
>>13651790is she fucking an unplugged toaster?
>>13651741Imagine Gloomy in a GroundHog's Day scenario on the day just before the new episode
>>13651803Ponies have a strange fascination with them
The best time of Hiatus is when Gloomy is just big enough to use her butt as a pillow.
>>13651817>she bathes you with her warm flatulence
>>13651804that's evil anon
>>13651741>emailfieldit's so true
One of these things is not like the other.
>>13651803it'd be too silly to fap to if it weren't drippingalas
>>13651841>one of these things>implyingI'm seeing littlest shitshop and "my little pegasus"
>>13651841Littlest Pone Shop?
>>13651790>you will never be this toaster
>>13651841> My Little PEGASUSOh NO
>>13651841Season 2 soon, aw yiss
>>13651803Of course, what you expect her to do it plugged in? That's dangerous anon.
>>13651841>My Little Pegasus.>Looks like Scootaloo.
>>13651762Oh look, a Quester!
>>13651903sshh, don't scare him away
I remember a time when furfags weren't everywhere, and people wouldn't laugh at you for not wanting to fap to an animal with human tits.thank god those dark ages are gone
>>13651786>>13651755>>13651741>Marry Gloomy>Show ends forever>You've got a house sized wifeMaybe she can go work in a open cut mine or something
>>13651912They are very delicate folk and must be tempted into a questing loop with bits of Celestia romance.
>>13651932But How can i pleasure her?
>>13651912Offer him a pony and I'll sneak up behind him.
>>13651903>>13651912I d-don't know what you're talking about. What's a quest?
>>13651813Rarity: "It really IS a marvelous day. My work schedule is clear, there are no events to plan for, the Carousel Boutique is the talk of the land, and all is right with Equestria..."Sweetie Belle: "RARITY! YOUR HAND IS JAMMED IN THE TOASTER!"Rarity: "whu- WHU- WHAAA! AAAAAIGH!"
>>13651940Your love and affection towards her is more than enough
>>13651946okay, hold on
>>13651363I thought she was Big Mac-sized
>>13651932I would such a loving, maternal pon.>>13651940http://i.imgur.com/dmQ19k8.png
>>13651948Hey there fella, do you like Celestia?Would you massage her wings?
>>13651948I dunno, it's this thing people doThey seem to like itMaybe you wanna ... try it some time?
Reminder that BraeburnQuest resumes in about an hour or so.
>>13651952But how Can I pleasure myself?
>>13650914that thing about being straight earlier may be forfeit but PLEASE MORE
>>13651885a little kid picked it up, and her mom was like "put that back" and she just put it there
My Squigly is awful and I'm still beating peopleAre there Skullgirl pone?
>>13651987> move your [phallic object], it's prodding me> that's no [phallic object]Maybe Big Momma's House had ONE good joke
>>13651974I would. I really would.>>13651984does it... does it hurt?
>>13651974>He'd fucking better if he doesn't want his house BURNED BY THE SUN.
>>13651998That's because squigly is easy as fuck and has braindead combos with easy links.
>>13652019>That's because squigly is easy as fuck and has braindead combos with easy links....So she's everybody in the game?
>>13652024Yeah but, even more so.
>>13651948Twily pls stop being so cute
>>13652009> Does it ... does it hurt?Every time. It's a fine sweet pain.
>>13652032oh god who is that
>>13652055that's Margaret you butt
>>13652055It's Margaret, of Regular Show."Laundry" was a really fantastic episode.
I thought we were hats?
>>13652050>>13652049>>13652059>>13652067Who are you fucking niggers?
>>13652082>I've been here all summer, i'm an oldfag!
>>13652077Once upon a time, Pank.
>>13652082Do you even /co/?
Wander over Yonder when?
>>13652114I don't think nobody's that important, he's hardly around anymore.
>>13652080Every fucking time you people set me off on some wild hare quest, man.
>>13652106are they for looking but not touching?
>>13652124never, woy is canceled, pony is canceled, gf is canceled, everything is canceled
>>13652129Nobody is probably lurking.
>>13652109>>13652108>>13652110>>13652114>circle jerk squad defendersI don't remember this many tripfags before.
>>13651610I'm going to pay GG insane amounts of cash to never take commissions again
>>13651426Mewball he's not talking about large horses.He's talking about HUGE horses.He's talking about macro porn
>>13652141They even canceled canceling the canceled shows!
>>13652151because you weren't here before
>>13652131It depends on if pony is a slut
>>13652131you must look first, admire the butt before touching, like smelling a fine wine
Pony scrunches on impact
>>13652172at first I thought I saw a bra instead of underwearweird, it's like the vase/face thing
>>13652049>THey all want my dickgirls, please!
>pony's growling tummy
>>13652189Does she want more food?All I have is beans
>>13652157it is with a heavy heart...
>>13652212>>13652189STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>13652187You sure about that?
>>13652189I freak out like it's something that humans don't know about. I ask her why she's growling.
>>13652024>implying you're not just upset because you can't rape them because they're strong female characters who don't need no men or male figures in their lives
>>13652229Those boots defy laws no boot should be able to.
>>13652183It's not that ambiguous, but I see what you meanmore butts
>>13648826link for the confused?
>>13652252yeah, it was just the faint lines and lack of color
>>13652166pony isn't cancelled you boob stop spreading false rumors
>>13652279It was a joke, you dingus.The whole thing canceled itself out.
>>13652275pinkie no i already birthday partied really hard
>>13652294then do it again
>>13652172>rarifags trying to pass the slutshaming onno anonit is your burden to bear
>>13652304I can say things that aren't true too.
"So anon what did you get me for today?""Hah, It's not like you forgot right?"
>>13652294Ghost's style is so neat
http://mlpg.co/qt/res/214959.html>quest is actually interesting>sentenal comes in>kills it with drama and shit postingAnd people still defend that faggot because he's autistic
>>13652307Are you telling Anon that they need to celebrate, their first Unbirthday?!
>>13652314nice double standards
>>13652307i can'ti'm supposed to be sad and shit
>>13652294HAPVW MLNUH, DORK
>>13652172Who is that supposed to be a drawing of?its pretty unf
>>13652335High-bandwidth spergin', man.Anyone cap his bullshit?
>>13652339there are no double standards, only what is and what is trying to be
>>13652344>tfw no princess butts in my face
>>13651776Sounds comfy. If only I had a living room big enough....I think that's it from me for tonight. Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure.
>>13652339That would be a good name for a pony
>>13652348Chubby Fluttershy. Or at least very very thick. Built like a tree, with hips that could knock actual trees over.
>>13652373a hermaphrodite pony
>>13652337maybe? what is that?
>>13652371he better get out of her clutches before the episode ends or he's going to be caught in her shrinking pleasure vortex
>>13652129Sorry about thatBeen busty with art stuff
>>13652380I like thickThick is good
>>13652383come on pinkie you should know this, an unbirthday is a very special day that only comes 364 times a year and that isn't your birthday
>>13652335Keep trying harder broMaybe one day you'll be something other than a gigantic, annoying autistic faggot who dedicates his entire life to 'trolling' one goddamn person
>>13652371Giant marshmallow pony belly is the best bed.G'night.
>>13652383Well, an unbirthday is like a birthday that is simply celebrated on days that are not their birthday.So every other day of the year is a day they celebrate with an unbirthday party!Not to be confused by an unbirthing party.
>>13652404Oh.I thought it had to do with an overly-motherly Celestia and her... holes
>>13652409>>13652404#WOWEEThen do that anon
>>13652441May we pray she never discovers "unbirthdays" in the show
>>13652427Dash wouldn't even know what to do with that
>>13652451I have a feeling we are safe so long as Alice in Wonderland still has that word protected.
>>13652427pony likes ball
>>13652463But Dash loves playing with balls
>>13652476She sure does
>>13652476Only big Macs.
Pony got punched in the snout for smoking pot.
>>13652463all pony knows how to play with ball