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Old Thread
>>13641674

The CmC really want to know how the 6mane got their cutie mark and ask away. Which of the 6mane's story did you like the most? Did you like how all the stories are connected to each other?
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>>13644530
I'm totally digging that picture.
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>>13644530
No, the stupid ending was the worst part of the episode.
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some cry
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>>13644540
I wonder if you can freebase Rainbow.
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>>13644530
i'd rather they were ponies
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>Someone picked on MT and made her ragequit the internet

so help me whoever did this i will @#$% them up
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>>13644554
I know a guy that went blind doing that.
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>>13644548
some bray
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Gracious. This place really has slowed down.
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eww human

and poorly drawn too
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>>13644598

that was fast welcome back MT
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>>13644601
It's quite nice
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>>13644566
if you can't stand the heat, get off the internet
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>>13644611
I disagree.
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>>13644611
I hate it
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MT confirmed for angry child that didn't get enough presents for her birthday
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>>13644611
Suppose so? Been out for... Gosh, must be going on 10 months now.

It's a bit jarring.
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>>13644622
Will Lightning Dust be in season 4?
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>>13644617
I respect your opinion.

How about we talk about ponies?
This is my favorite pony.
What it yours?
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT
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>>13644631
>Rarara in a one piece swimsuit

That's quite aesthetically pleasing
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>>13644630
Probably not, but there's always hope for S5
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>>13644631
Rarity, you have fur. How the Hell do you need sunscreen?
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>>13644631
This is my favorite pony.
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>>13644631
Ponies should wear one suit like those more often.
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>>13644647
Ponoe do not have fur. Ponoe have marshmallow that burns very easily.
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>>13644636
But it's so cute
I didn't think you'd cum just from one rub
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>>13644636
So long, sucker! *Runs away with Rarara hoisted over my shoulder*
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>>13644668
Gay
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>>13644666
I used to do this thing with a riding crop and a really weak capsaicin solution for some extra sting

But I really shouldn't have popped a boner to ponies having sensitive skin
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13644530
Fucking hate this artist's humanizations
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>>13644666
Pony has fur but for some reason that fur can get sunburned...
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>>13644695
It's funny that you'd post the literally worst humanization with your post
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>>13644691
But there's poop in there...
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>>13644713
Poop can be cleaned out
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>>13644701
That's not Celestia or Luna m8
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>>13644718
well I'm not cleaning it out with my dick
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In my headcanon, mostly only unicorns are rich/posh enough to use the spa, which is why the one spa pone was gearing up to file Fluttershy's horn.
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>>13644734
But they have little hair crowns...
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>>13644741
But there are more rich Earth ponies than Unicorns.
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>>13644718
How?
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>>13644741
It's also possible the Twins are Unicorn client specialists and Fluttershy throws them off their game sometimes
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Daily reminder
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MT
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>>13644753
Enemas and shower heads
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>>13644760
Probably not. Vegan's a little extreme.
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>>13644766
She didn't get enough free stuff on her birthday so she pulled a Tex and told MLPG to fuck off.
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>Try to make a thread since days
>Always too slow
Why am I even trying
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>>13644786
get it ready a few images early
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>>13644769
How are you meant to clean several inches inside with a shower head?
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>>13644777
You know, it is kind of nice to know people care on your birthday of all times
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>>13644741
Only around Canterlot.
Go towards Manehatten and they won't know what horn filing is
Go towards Las Pegasus and all the spas try to preen your nonexistant wings before realizing what they're doing.
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>>13644777
wait, what?
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I-is it true?
Does MT hat us now?
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>>13644788
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>>13644787
I always have it ready for the entire thread, waiting patiently. But then someone posts a few images early
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>>13644788
I don't know, MLPG used to always bring those up

just use an enema
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>>13644793
by that logic they should be prepared for mudhorses since they're in a town full of them
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>>13644741
Oh God, pink pone looks so embarrassed.
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>>13644806
that's a little creepy, but if it means that much to you then make it like 5-10 images early
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>>13644788
Take shower head
put inside butt
wait
expel
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>>13644798
Don't worry, she'll be back in a month or so, and everyone will kiss her black ass even though she took a shit on them because decent-ish art.
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>>13644818
>a little creepy
You break my heart
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>>13644820
> "I'm leaving for a while, be back soon"
> SHIT ALL OVER THEM
> THEY WILL KISS HER BLACK ASS ANYWAY
What sort of fractured mirror world do you live in?
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>>13644819
they sounds extremely gross
what if you shit all over the shower or on the shower head?
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>>13644741
>>13644757
I think they're just proud of their synchronized routine and if one's breaking out the horn file, the other does too by habit.
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>>13644829
>responding to shitposters
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gotcha
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>>13644842
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>>13644842
wait what?
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>>13644842
So take the password off minibutts.
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Good morning mlpg what's going on?
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>>13644854
Well, I imitated and everyone now thinks you'll leave mlpg for a while
It was very fun.
We should do it again sometime.
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>>13644854
Clearly Marker had a friend over
That seems nice
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Was shitty episode, poorly thought out. Good concept, bad execution.

Would be the fucking sweetie belle anyways.
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>>13644861
you what
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>>13644854
Not much.
You feeling better?
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>>13644854
A clear example of why contributors should take up a tripcode.
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Pony needs a bath
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>>13644869

>>13644337
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>>13644871
I will never understand why people use names without tripcodes on 4chan
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>>13644871
but it's so fun this way. Remember that huge namefag imitation thread we had like two three months ago? It was hella fun.
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>>13644854
I knew it
I knew the punctuation was too precise and the 4chan filename on the art was suspicious
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>>13644861
oh neat.
I don't think I
>>13644870
I am. I've gone back to not expecting anything.
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>>13644889
>It's just so FUN to shit up a whole thread
>Why would you take my FUN shitting away?
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>>13644854
GRAY PEGASUS
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>>13644901
GRAYGASUS
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Here comes the ass suckage.
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>>13644896
That's good. Venting's healthy, and you should do it more often.
Why the password on Butts, though?
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>>13644913
>pony ass sucking
unf
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>tfw they should have let ponk multiply endlessly
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>>13644918
She's holding it hostage for more free art.
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What if you went to ponyville and nobody really cared

Like your physical form wasn't surprising, you just looked like iron will's scrawny cousin
Your attitude was average even for pony standards
Nobody wanted to fuck you
Nobody hated you or revered you
You weren't captured or experimented on
What if everyone just treated you like respect and dignity, but never as a friend or partner

And then you left as quietly as you came because they have a no residency policy
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>>13644926
No. I'm holding it hostage for Christmas this year
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>>13644922
> GG doesn't "do" rape
Uh-huh.
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>>13644940
that's what you said last year
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>>13644942
men cant get raped silly
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>>13644942
> GG doesn't "do" rape

Where the HELL did you hear that?
He literally has a character based SOLELY on rape
Two if you count Gnathodelli
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>>13644949
this year it's happening.
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>>13644940
I remember the last time you held things out for Christmas. The delivery was late.
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>>13644937
What if a character arrived and absolutely nothing happened for or against them?

I dunno, Thomas Pynchon would probably plagarize it.
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>>13644937
I would travel across Equestria in search of adventures.
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I want to be a therapist for contributors.
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>>13644966
I want to be the rapist for contributors
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>>13644966
But why.
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>>13644966
I want to be a slutty mare for our contributors
and the anons too, I guess
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looking through the recent ban page is pretty fun and i think it was a good addition.

but it make me feel a little uneasy to see 70% of the bans are pony related. its shitposting or porn in /mlp/ and mostly posting ponies as troll posts on other boards.

what the fuck.
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>>13644966
I want to slit your throat!
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>>13644861
>>13644869
>>13644854

this is great
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>>13644966
I doubt you really want that.
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>>13644994
People lost their goddamn minds over ponies in no small part due to the /b/read raids
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>>13644966
what if mlpg was a hospital?
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Hey guys I heard you really really really like pony! Me too! Dash is my fav!!!
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>>13645039
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>>13645041
Go away alien face
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>>13645039
We'd be up to our eyeballs in malpractice suits.
And all of our prescriptions would be for "cuddling horses."
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>>13644983
I've done it for other anons, I really enjoy helping people like that.

>>13645014
I do though. I really enjoy listening to people's problems and giving advice
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>>13644994
>70%
What are you even talking about. I saw about 2-3 /mlp/ bans at a time on the page when I looked the other night, and there's only ones there at the moment are 2 bans for ponies-outside-containment-zone at the moment.
It is still kinda funny that little girls cartoons are comprising 8% of the content that's considered bad enough to warrant a ban on 4chan.
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>>13645041

do you want to cum inside though?

then you aren't as big a fan as me
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>>13645052
>walk in with the flu
>walk out with a devastated anus
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>>13644649
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>>13645041
>waifung Dash

Plebrony detected.
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>>13645039
The cardiac wing would be the hospital's largest, most of the patients grasping their chests with each passing cute pony.
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pony feels ill
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>>13645041
Thats cute of you. Why do you like Dash?
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>>13645073
but you made it worse
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>>13645091
Pony should drink some protein
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>>13645087
What if human is as adorable for pony as pony is for human?

What if they just keep HNNNNNNNGGGing at each other?
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I'M THE SMARTEST
AND THE TOUGHEST
I WILL FIND A HOLE AND FUCK IT
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>>13645073
Da Nile
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>>13645039
oh man
we could finally get our hands on dat cheap medical horse semen
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>>13645107
Then we'd need to be in constant quarantine from one another, in bulky suits with some sort of magical visors which reduce the images of ponies to abstract forms while our "cutest" features are obscured
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>>13645110
Twilight, please. The male is supposed to fuck your holes.
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>>13645110
IF THERE AIN'T ONE
I WILL MAKE ONE
TWILY DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE
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>>13645087
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>>13645107
Pony finds human attractive.
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http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/08/01/therapy_by_internet_may_be_more_effective_than_you_d_think.html

Interesting
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Theory: Ponies cannot be threatening when angry. Whenever they are angry they look very adorable instead thus making the enemy underestimate them
Proof: The show and comic
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>>13645103
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>>13645134
> letting anyone but a Unicorn operate on you without a Da Vinci
Anon IS a brave boy.
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>>13645144
I just want to pinch that nose of hers!
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>>13645131
TWO BOOKS
MARK IT UP
ONLY I GOT BRAINS ENOUGH
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>>13645144
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>>13645168
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>>13645144
why is her ruby chaos
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>>13645144
accurate
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>>13645134
>surgary
when are you going to finish the 7th grade, MT?

No but seriously it's equal parts adorbs and concerning.
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>>13645055
You could be my therapist anon~
Too bad I'm not a contributor
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>>13645192
>>13645144
If forgot that Rarity rip off her clothes in that event.
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I like Rarity
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>>13645223
big butt.
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>>13645223
She IS best pony after all.
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>MLPG hospital autism wing comprises 75% of the facility
>rest is personal therapy, art therapy and a station for treatment of internal injuries
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>>13645232
Objection: that is objectively false.
Proof: the show and the comics.
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>>13645250
denied.
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>>13645242
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>>13645242
> "Internal injuries"
> They have a specimen box of nothing but too-large Chances.
> Staff doesn't even ask for details any more, just "the usual?"
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>>13645242
Can I be MLPGs Dr. Mengele?
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>>13645267
It's OK MT, I know it's hard to admit that you can't handle your problems on your own. When you are ready to admit that, I'll be here to help.
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>>13645166
ASK A PONY WHO THEY PREFER
TEN OUT OF NINE WILL SAY THE PONKA
THE MOST DASHING, PANTY SNATCHING
I WILL LEAVE YOUR PASTRIES DRIPPING
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>>13645242
if there were pills for autism i would be taking them
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>>13645267
I don't have a therapist on campus to see as a grad student
But I got a whole mess of problems
Most of them stemming from really wrecking my life up pretty bad at 17
I've been pretty rudderless since
I have no idea if I'll be able to find a therapist for that level of guilt and poor self concept that won't bankrupt my ass
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>>13645269
Only if I can be the head of pony research
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>>13645318
Well, what are your qualifications, Anon?
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>>13645267
>therapist prescribing something
is this a thing in murrka
it took me half a year just to get a sleeping aid
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>>13645325
A PhD in horsology
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http://bellafrench69.tumblr.com/post/61757003548

requesting the cmc finding and eating the stash of chocolate dicks rarity had.
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>>13645328
I was prescribed pills at 10 by my therapist
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>>13644622
>that gif
I know what song I'm going to embed that to.
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>>13645328
It varies wildly on the therapist. It's true that a lot of people in clinical depression can't just undo it without some pharmaceutical intervention, not if they want to get back to 'functional' inside of months.

There's been quite a bit of controversy over how proper it is to prescribe ADHD medications to minors, but mostly because many borderline or minor cases are put on drugs when behavioral therapy might be better suited. Some kids REALLY need it, others probably don't.

But again, it's pretty variable. Getting put on anti-psychotics is pretty difficult.
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>>13645330
I kinda feel like you are making shit up here to try and trick me.. but I'm also really tired and it's almost quitting time, sooo - you got the job
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I'll get help once it's less hot outside
I promise
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>>13645369
SOME
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>>13645368
>one of my songs?
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>>13645376
we both know that's a lie
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>>13645375
Can I be head of security?
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>>13645375
[cue maniacal laughter]
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>>13645370
>anti-psychotic
I was on halipsomethingsomething for half a week during a stationary stay when I reported auditory hallucinations
it made me so fucking hungry all the time, I didn't think about anything but eating, they took me off it and the few days felt like a dream
shit's weird
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Wanting to see a therapist is a good thing.
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>>13645404
it's gay as fuck and you know it
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>>13645404
>robots don't have gender
Die organism scum
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>>13645410
Yeah, it's just
I don't know how to do it at my University and I only have like a year left
I don't know
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is it gay to love a pony?
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>>13645404
Who would have guessed that a robot with tampons for hands would turn out to be gay.
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>>13645404
Robots don't have a sex unless it's assigned, but if they're sentient they have gender.
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>>13645393
[No.]
If the person deletes it, I'd do it right now.
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>>13644558

Me too but you can always have what you want.

DAILY DOSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTM-lRxPbs
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SO I stepped away for a second...and in my moment I thought of a great nsfw halloween comic featuring Mr.Cake and Pinkie pie. You guys won't hear anymore about that. BUT, After I thought through the whole thing...it came to me....Mrs.Cake. Her name is Cup Cake. SO DID HER NAME CHANGE. Like after she got married...or was she a far relative to the cakes.
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>>13645444
I love that song
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>>13645451
>Mrs Cake
unf unf
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>still no weekly csimadmax comic
comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon
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>>13645447
I can?
That's great!
Thank you so much BCS!
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>>13645451
Equestiar is a matriarchal society, so it's more likely Carrot adopted Cup's last name.
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>>13645456
When will I be able to buy this thing
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>>13645451
Pony names are silly and don't make sense.
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>>13645410
>>13645426
>be young kid under fathers insurance still
>therapy and medication for depression is dumb and stupid i dont need it
>years later i have shit job and insurance that doesnt cover shit
>wish i had gone or at least tried it

regrets
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>>13645451
Stop teasing.

My headcanon is that ponies are given a name at birth and are allowed to change their name to fit their cutie mark/talent.
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>>13645451
Her maiden name was maybe Cup Of Sugar.
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>>13645481
They don't put the cheese in the burger because when you leave it on top like that it maintains a different texture from how it would be inside.
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>>13645481
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>>13645451
I don't think Derpy Hooves is related to Doctor Hooves, but they have the same last name.

But ponies can also change their names; see Applesauce (Apple Sauce?) in Apple Family Reunion- Granny says they only started calling her that after she lost her teeth in the apple jam she was making.
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You don't see it now, but this has brought us closer.

I've done my job.

Good ponies.
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>>13645456
that is how i would die. the only problem i see is the system would cost $10,000.

it would actually force me to get a job
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>>13645463
>>13645475
>>13645479
i'm just saying...Mrs. Cake's unmarried name could be something silly. like Holder.
Cup Holder
or
If Mr.cake did adopt Mrs.Cake's last name what could he be?
Carrot Seed
Carrot Patch
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What are they watching?
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>>13645481
Fuck
I'll see what I can do about an appointment then
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>>13645515
Strawberry Shortcake.

The berrikins are singing.
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>>13645515
MLPG
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>>13645481
I used zoloft for a year because both a psychologist and a psychiatrist said I had dysthymia. If I had to describe it, it's like drinking a coffee or energy drink when tired. It doesn't solve the problem, just the symptoms.
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>>13645504
why is everything in japan so much better than pigfat america
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>>13645515
Everybody Loves Raymond; it's the only thing on at 3am.
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>>13645512
It's kind of sad watching people run away from their problems.
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>>13645508
thanks, Mr. Eastwood.
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>>13645512
Or just Carrot, or Carrot Glaze, or Carrot Pudding.
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>>13645515
>close up footage of celestia fucking everyone with a strapon one by one.
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>>13645512
carrot's name was just carrot

no cake involved

just carrot
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If I go to therapy I can tell the guy my deepest secrets and he can't tell anyone and can't have me arrested either right?
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>>13645533
I agree. Who's got problems? Not me. I vented and I'm fine
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>>13645515
the tape of the event
Twilight has to see exactly where she went wrong otherwise she'll never learn
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>Hulk Hogan found dead in his home
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>>13645399
Yes.
You will have tomake sure that everyone stays save and uses a horse condom
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>>13645547
Not unless you tell him you rape children or something
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>>13645540
Always here, kid.
Always here.
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>>13645530
>Huge disgusting fat buger
>Probably uneatable
>Better
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>>13645547
Actually, therapist's ARE allowed to report crimes
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>>13645547

Unless it was an actual crime you committed and haven't been tried for. I think if a murderer confuses to like, killing someone yesterday to his therapist, he can alert authorities. I dunno though.
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>>13645548
Hey MT, is it true that you've got a boyfriend?

Is he good where it counts?
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>>13645452
I wish we could do the whole [sound embedded] thing again. It was fun.
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>>13645575
wow
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>>13645548
>I vented and I'm fine
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>>13645565
>>13645569
>>13645559
Well lucky me, I neither rape children nor kill people
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>>13645581
yes,doge?
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>>13645586
Why are you scared about him reporting you then?
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>>13645581
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>>13645544
Can I join?
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>>13645583
she said christmas.
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Good morning MLPG may I take your draw request?
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>>13645592
Other things
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>>13645601
big pegasus cuddling little pegasus
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>>13645601
i want more of your pegasus colt oc
that grey one
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>>13645601
Big red earth pony cuddling yellow pegasus.
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>>13645601
Sunbuns getting spanked.
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>>13645601
Celestia raising a peanut in the air as if it was the sun. The peanut is glowing.
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>>13645601
Draw a horse holding a pony
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>>13645601
derpy the very ugly duckling
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>>13645575
Why does that matter, exactly?
If she says he's 5" and terrible in bed, are you going to "swoop in and save her", even if she's happy?
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>tfw no pony bully mod
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>>13645618
Nah, I'm just curious.
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>>13645547
i have a friend who is a therapist. he tells me all the awful storys about people jacking off to creepy porn, being furries, and having weird fetishes.

he doesnt give out names but it is still a good laugh.
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>>13645601

You know what I want
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>>13645630
that's an awful therapist
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>>13645615
you already got that drawn though
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>>13645630
>going to a therapist because of fetishes
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>>13645628
Well
A. It's not pony
B. It's creepy as fuck
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>>13645630
What an ass.
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>>13645615
I'm trying to get it drawn from different people and make a big collage.
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It all makes sense.
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>>13645630
Fuck, I'm that guy who "treated" anons online
I'd never talk about that shit to anyone.
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>>13645630
That are reasons to go to a therapist? To me that sounds like "being different".
Have they been forced to go there or what
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>>13645656
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>>13645639
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>>13645663
Probably
Or they're idiots
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You're under arrest for public booping.
Come along quietly.
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I had a dream that applejack was wearing a ponified version of this outfit. She looked so dapper.
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>>13645676
>that pose
unf
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>>13645676
OVER MY DEAD BODY
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>>13645676
I want to cum inside Generic Guard #33412
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>>13645614
>that ass
I just want to dig my hands in there and watch her squirm
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>>13645676
Resist arrest
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>>13645686
I want all of the guards to cum all over me
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Is therapist a good job?
I'm considering suddenly
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>GTA 5 hot coffee mod already in development
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>>13645663
Oh, I went when I was 17 because I cut my arm.
I was just doing it for the attention though.
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>>13645658
fun fact: ponies can't drown because their marshmallowy horseflesh absorbs sufficient oxygen directly into their blood
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>>13645663
sometimes you need a professional to tell you the truth

>stop watching little girls show
>stop pretending you are a wolf
>get a job

the people with these problems dont see them as problems, thats the problem.
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>>13645697
>listening whine about 1st world problems and spill their pasta all day long till you want to strangle them
good luck.
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>>13645697
many therapists become suicidal after hearing the shit they hear.
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>>13645709
>watching a show is a problem
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>>13645708
They're also very light
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>>13645688
But that's unbecoming of a Princess.
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>>13645720
is that her vagina?
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>>13645717
>Implying it isn't
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>>13645720
Oh fuck, I already forgot about that scene
I still have to laugh whenever I see it
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>>13645717
no, but turning it into your religion and way of life is.
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CROUP, DOCK, HAUNCH, SHOULDERS, HIP
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>>13645723
Yes
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>>13645676
>implying I'm not going to boop you as well
Fools.
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>>13645721
Good thing I'm no Princess and she can just blaim everything on me then
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>>13645676
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>>13645721
>unf- be coming in a Princess
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>>13645736
>he's not a princess
why are you even here?
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>>13645709
These aren't problems, these are social abnormalities as I see it.
People are different that is how it is. Id rather die than being like everyone else. It's a sad existence that I don't want to live.
Individuality is a key factor in our lives
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>>13645725
How is it?
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>>13645720
That reminds me of that one SBemail.
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>>13645714
How bad can it be really.
Id imagine like the stuff you hear on the internet all the time
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>>13645748
It's a show for little girls.
You're neither a girl, nor are you little.
It's not healthy, Anonymous.
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>>13645748
it isn't.
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>>13645744
P-please don't send me away, Anon. It's so cold outside with no squishy Princess butt to rest my head on far and wide
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>>13645762
But I am a little girl
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WOAH CHECK THIS OUT
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>>13645775
No I am
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>>13645760
Woo boy are you in for a surprise. Talking to someone that has actually had something happen to them is WAY different than reading about it on the internet.
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>>13645778
>pink

Meh, call me when the purple model is out
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>>13645778
Do you have anything in blue or yellow?
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>>13645778
Put away the grease gun, Pops, I'm here for maintenance on my Pinkie Pie.
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>>13645778
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>>13645778
10/10 would fug.
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>>13645767
Alright, but you'll never earn your tiara if you don't buckle down and apply yourself
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Go to bed
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>>13645817
It's 9.30.
I'm not 8,mom.
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>>13645817
MAKE ME
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>>13645817
It's 8:30 and I just had coffee
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>>13645817
But it's only 2 PM and I just woke up a few hours ago...
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>>13645635
AJ I'm not a mind reader so I have to pass on you for now :V
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>>13645762
marche pls
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>tfw no dugeons yet
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>"Cute?"
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>>13645857
soon, anon
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Why haven't you watched the first two episodes of season 4 of boardwalk empire yet?
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>>13645862
Ugly. Sorry, I always get those two wrong.
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>>13645873
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>>13645868
he's letting popularity make him lazy.
He's going to turn a notch any day now.
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Are you ready for the MLP costumes this Hallow's Eve MLP?
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>>13645872
I haven't got around to watching that show yet
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>>13645844

It's cool. I'm just always a little embarrassed to ask for more Dicey
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>>13645892
How soon before this is in Payday 2?
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>>13645817
It's 1:30 here, Rarity! Cripes!

Not everyone needs that much beauty sleep!
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>>13645862
>mane 6 talk about sex
>rd boasts the loudest
>everyone shares their experiences
>even fluttershy
>rd is actually a virgin and has never had intimate contact.
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>>13645905
priorities, anon
priorities
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>>13644695
And here I thought that having bad taste could get you banned.
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>>13645894
You should. It's fantastic.
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>>13645892
Please
Please no
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>>13645873
You must be blind because this is what an ugly pony looks like.
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>>13645918
Well, it must not be a bannable offense, since you're still here.
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>>13645922
I'll probably do it after Breaking Bad ends
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>>13645905
Speaking of which, Simon Viklund remixed I Will Give You My All.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jguEJxntL4A
I still like the original though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N15egKj6c
But I can't not have this one on loop for hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clbu02jAiws
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>>13645927
anon, im sorry to inform you that you posted the wrong picture, because what you posted is an example of a pretty pony with a heart of gold
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>>13644760
What's going on here?
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>>13645949
payday a shit.
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>>13645872
funny you should mention it, my s1 torrent just finished

anyone up for a stram tonight?
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stop letting pony rape you
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>>13645972
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>>13645963
Maybe, but it's fun. Especially with friends, but friends make anything fun.
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>>13645983
But I thought I was the one raping
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>>13645983
why would I do that
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>>13645987
True.
I don't know that feel much.
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>>13645983
but I enjoy it and all of them enjoy it
what's the problem?
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>>13645862
>Implying she's not proud of her cuteness
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Could you handle a clingy girlfriend, MLPG?
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>>13645989
That's what she wants you to think.
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>>13645983
no
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>>13645965
Yes pls. I haven't watched season 1 in over a year, so I need to refresh myelf.
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>>13645995
I think she's proud of her body but she'd never think of it as cute exactly
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>>13645999
I don't know, I've never tried.
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>>13645999
>implying I wouldnt be the one clinging to her
I need my hug fix, dammit
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>>13645993
Wanna play a game together then?
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>>13645999
No
>>
>oh hey a drawing I like
>source
>lets see if that guy drew anything else that I may like
>http://isle-of-forgotten-dreams.tumblr.com/
Oh sweet jesus christ how can you create such a monstrosity?
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>>13646022
Can't run anything from 2006 and after on my computer,sorry.
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>>13645999
the clingiest
I'd probably be clingy too so everything would be dandy
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http://i.imgur.com/xN2ZLeq.png
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>>13646019
That's what I'm always thinking. I think I'm realy gonna fuck up the future relationship to my future first girlfriend because of that.
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>>13646011
alright cool
I was thinking about streaming Dune but I don't know if anyone would be interested in that either
Keep an eye out for like twelve hours from now
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>>13645956
[citation needed]
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>>13646034
Sounds like you have a project. Save up 1k and you can get a good one that'll last for years.
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>>13646044
>why bother drawing a good dick people are going to masturbate to it anyways
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>>13646044
She dreams of polished mushrooms?
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>>13646044
I thought she was laying an egg at first, which might be more unf. Plus, why would she be thinking about tiny human dick when she could be thinking about large floppy horse dick?
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>>13645999
I'm pretty clingy myself so sure
As long as she doesn't mind my long hours on the computer, I'd still spend lots of time with her too.

This is assuming she's a pony of course.
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>>13646057
you don't?
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>>13646060
Human dick excites her more.
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>>13646054
Oh, I'm planning to save 500 to go for one that will last 7 more years.
This one's got 7 too, you know? still works like a beaut and runs windows 7 without a problem.
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>>13646064
I haven't reached the heights of Tabitism yet
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>>13646064
no, only basic mushrooms
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>>13646064
No,anon. i dream of horse dicks.
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>>13646060
>egg
Jr pls
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Pony girlfriend with regular human friends
or
Human girlfriend with pony freinds
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>>13646096
Can I pick pony friends without a girlfriend?
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>>13646102
no
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>>13646102
No anon we're getting you a girlfriend
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>>13646108
>>13646115
This deal sucks
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>>13646108
>>13646115
I don't want one.
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>>13645024
Nah
It's because here on the internet, there's a delicate house of cards constructed from pure autism, which internet sperglords have spent many years crafting. And they have no idea how to fit "Bronies" into it without disturbing shit. So any mention of ponies makes them flail their arms around like spastic retards.
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>>13646099
but I'm just a background human
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>>13646096
The second one.
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>>13646096
is there an option where I get to be the pony
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>>13646130
She says that all your personality is fanon.
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>>13646115
ha! good luck.
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>>13646139
no
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>>13646124
>>13646121
You want one, you just dont realize
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>>13646130
Ponies have husbando'd less
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>>13646144
Whatever
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>>13646143
I'm gonna play it safe and kill myself instead of choosing
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>>13646096
Why can't I have a human girlfriend to go with my human friends?
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>>13646158
Flawless victory.
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>>13646159
Because you'd rape them all
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>>13646163
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>>13646144
Only if she's a 10/10 black girl.
If she's nto, fuck off.
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>>13646164
>implying I'd fuck my male friends

What do you think I am, anon? Gay?
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>>13646163
Reptile-
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>>13646168
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>>13646174
>immediately thought they were male friends
oho~
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>>13646174
You are the worst tripfag on MLPG. That's an accomplishment.
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>>13646174
>you will never be a convincing enough trap for deaf
>he will never give you a big bear-hug as the roofie he slipped you starts to kick in
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>>13646140
Not just that, the personality she thinks you have is completely different from your actual personality.

According to her, you're a huge furfag that pretends to be imaginary animals while playing hyperspace hyperwars 4E, and you're best friends with sethisto. Your favorite food is okra. Also you have a giant mushroom shaped monkey cock that pours out gallons of semen every time.

How does it feel, anon?
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>>13646185
Oh please, I'm at least the third-worst.
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>>13646185
>You are the worst x
Impossible, there is always someone worse
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>>13646201
Ross doesn't count.
Bcs is always first.
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>>13646096
Pony girlfriend with regular human friends

Not that I'm a furry or anything, but you don't get a chance like that every day

And yeah, we'd probably have sex, but because we loved each other, not because of any sick fetishes

I'm not a furry

Really
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>>13646209
Does Ross even trip?

>>13646213
Of course not, you're a xenophile.
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>>13646213
Yea
I'm neither
You understand
Post your OC
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>>13646197
>4e
>not 2.3e

that bitch
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>>13646213
R-Right guys?
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>>13646096
Human girlfriend with pony friends
invite one of them to have a threesome with us
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>>13646213
how does this make you feel?
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>>13646197
>Your favorite food is okra

Okra is the fucking shit,man. It tastes like heaven.
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>>13646240
>rono
DOOOOOTKWAAAAAAAA
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>>13646228
my OC breaks every global rule on 4chan
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>>13646096
Human girlfriend, pony friends
Human friends would probably think you're weird for having a pony lover
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>>13646197
Well she got the important parts right
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>>13646228
NoHooves, please.
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>>13646096
I'm going to go with Human girlfriend with Pony friends but it's a hard choice.
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>>13646257
Maybe they would but who cares? You still get to sleep with magic pony at night and all they have are smelly human females.
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>>13646253
>my OC breaks every global rule on 4chan
why am I laughing so hard right now
>>
http://strawpoll.me/457624
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>>13646300
because you're imagining a little filly with a goofy haircut and a notebook filled with forbidden pornography

I'm laughing too
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>>13646282
I'd rather have friends that are less judgmental. pony friends would most likely care less that you're in a relationship with a human, if you were a stallion
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>>13646312
I voted for the slutty mare one, but I have a ponysona which I'm pretty sure counts as a fursona
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>>13646314
To be fair I don't think that the few good friends I have would judge me poorly for something like that, so worth it.
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>>13646312
how shaved are we talking here
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>>13646336
>i have a ponysona
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>tfw doing taxes
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>>13646312
I didn't see SOUTHERN SERGAL on there so I voted for slutty mare.
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>>13646381
>southern sergals
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>>13646377
>you will never play Books: The Studying™ with Pinkie
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>>13646377
adorbs.
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>MT depressed
>Red depressed

everyone is depressed
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>>13646377
>you roll a 1
>the IRS sees your shoddy attempt and arrests you for tax evasion
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>>13646392
>cake colt

imagine this being an insult growing up with the last name "cake"
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>>13644566

Give me their name, I'll make them fucking regret the day they were ever born.
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>>13646423
Me and my favorite pony aren't
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>>13646423
I see a connection.

>MT:Boyfriend
>Rediv:girlfriend

STAY PURE
STAY SINGLE
NO MORE DEPRESSION
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>>13646456
Calm down BCS, MT's fine. She's just taking a break, and got to vent a few threads ago.
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>>13646392
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>>13646431
it doesn't help that his first name is "Pound" either
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MLPG is ded

Post Worstpone McShowkiller
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>>13646456
What are you gonna do? Talk to them? That would make anyone wish they were never born.
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>>13646478
Wog?
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>>13646477

Oh, okay. Sorry, 4chan's been at my throat for so long old habits die hard.
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>>13646462
that's bullshit anon
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>>13646430
>avoided taxes
its like you want to dissappear
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>>13646474
rediv is single
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>>13646462
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>>13646499
But it's true, she's a very happy pony

Also how did that quest end, I wasn't around and was vaguely aware of how it was going
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>>13646478
>handicapped
>coloured
hue
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>>13646497
Shouldn't you be shitposting on /furi/ or whatever you weird people do
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>>13646506
Bullshit,she posted a pic of her girlfriend's ass on her tumblr like 3 days ago.
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>>13646480
I'd rather post princess bookpurple van goodpony
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Which pony would be the filling in a zebra twin sandwich?
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>>13646518
wrong person's girlfriend
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>>13646494
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>>13646518
http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/61775695524/single-and-ready-to-cry
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>>13646478
>Bender is a an offensive sexual remark
my sides!
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>>13646528
Big Mac
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>>13646532
Anon, what are you saying? Redivpvp is rediv's tumblr.

And she posted a photo of HER girlfriend.
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>>13646521
this design is ludicrously ugly
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Dash is sad because she'll never get to meet all her enthusiastic fans from MLPG
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>>13646542
Can we get a translation on that?
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>>13646541
>you will never be redivs internet boyfren because you never have anything interesting to say
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>>13646541
>dumped by an asexual lesbian LDR

oh man her life must suck SO MUCH
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>>13646546
it was a submission from a friend of her's anon
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>>13646555
Sounds like a good thing, actually
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>>13646542
Bender would be such a great addition to the show.
Why can't cartons be like divegrass?
All of them have a new season at the same time and between seasons they trade characters
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>>13646554
>WE DRINK VODKA AND THEN BE SELLING YOU INTO PROSTITUTION
>NOW WHO WANT KROKODIL
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>>13646546
it was a submission of a friend of her's of that friend's girlfriend

said girlfriend liked the pic later

girl likes her own butt
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>>13646561
Who in their right mind would post their ass on the internet?

Such an ugly ass, as a matter of fact?

http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/61444950975/look-at-this-ass
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>>13646553
She doesn't know we exist
She's happy in her ignorance which she has a lot of
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>>13646553
Is she unhappy paying child support for xieril's unborn baby?
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>>13646541
Aww shit we gotta player over here

Yeah you get that rebound nanaki
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>>13646580
why are you so upset
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>>13646569
my dad went to russia once and I can confirm this is what it says
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pony can't keep doing this
do you love pony or will you let pony go
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>wolfnanaki replied to your post: “single and ready to cry”:

>Need hugs? >:

>is it possible to mail hugs yet

I hate this tumblr drama.
>>13646590
because I hate tumblr drama and I can't help but click it every time you post it. Goddamnit anon.
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>>13646588
fucking nanaki
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>>13646597
I'll never let go, Applejack
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>>13646597
i can't pony with pony

it's going to be hard but we'll have to let each other go
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>>13646494
Italian.
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>>13646615
Isn't that 'wop'?
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>>13646597
Pony is mine and also little

Pony can never escape
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Oh my god who the fuck cares about rediv post pony
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Applebutts
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>>13646600
Nanaki is truly the worst of it all, literally every time he gets to try and suck up to any e-famous person he goes with it full steam
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>>13646597
I love pony with all my heart but I'm also addicted to horsedick

if pony can't live with my dependency pony can leave and I won't blame her
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>>13646627
>wog
>wop
Why do racial slurs sound so funny
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>>13646605
why does nanaki seem to show up wherever awful shit appears
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>>13646628
Would you cage a pony?
She'll get used to it eventually
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>>13646609
pony wants to pony you though
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>>13646615
I'm italian and I never heard that one.
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>>13646588
She's about to be wolf-i-fied
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>>13646645
I never thought I'd agree with either of those two but here we are
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>>13646649
im afraid our time together is ogre
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>>13646643
wog wop
pull over that pizza too fat
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>>13646665
well that's it then

you've broken big mac's heart
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>>13646630
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>>13646670
FUCK
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>>13646648
Cage with hugs.
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>>13646648
>rattledicks
laughed way too hard
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>>13646675
He still has teacher pony
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>>13646660
even hitler had many good ideas i can agree with
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>>13646675
can I move in for his rebound or is it too soon?
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>>13646653
>>13646627
Actually, googling around a bit it looks like wog covers a few other ethnicities, and is mostly just used in Australia. I've only ever known it as Italian, but slang terms do tend to morph about a bit.
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There's no things that make me more happy than hearing that rediv is unhappy and knowing that she's masturbating crying over her wasted life.

It's like a sweet balm of the tears of the innocent.
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has anyone fixed the OC bullshit in this pic yet

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1207500#search=mlp
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>>13646710
So I made the mistake of clicking the artist's name link there, because it's been a while and I'm curious.

Why does everything have a version with a horsecock?
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>>13646710
>non-original artist porn edit
why would you even
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*wink-wonk*
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>>13646706
>the diamond doges will never return
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>>13646732
bling blong
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>>13646735
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>>13646710
>Crimson Flare
hey guys, I think we just found Big Macintosh's stage name for when he shoots pornography
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>>13646710
hey, there's a marker pony tag on paheal
I thought they didn't like OCs
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>>13646741
I want my haircut back
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What's the word of happiness from the misfortune of others?
Shadenfreude?
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>>13646766
Schadenfreude
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>>13646766
that's the one
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>yfw nanaki is the raven and the undertaker
>yfw the chariot of death is a fucking furry
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>>13646759
I want circuit back
>>13646776
thanks doc.
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>>13646766
Which pony is that?
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http://derpiboo.ru/431303
I don't want this boner
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>>13646766
Schadenfreude is pleasure from other's misfortune, fremdschämen is vicarious embarrassment for others.
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What if you had a pet teacher pony to teach you things while you browse mlpg
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>>13646766
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
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>>13646790
Anon pony.

Oh, I don't know why, but I'm so happy that people are unhappy now! Hohoho!
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http://i.imgur.com/SCFV3Kw.jpg

Too fat, even for me

No, Im not ross
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>>13646801
Will she teach love?
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>>13646801
>teacher pon writes some advanced math on the board
>talks about friendship
>never touches on the quantum physics she just scrawled out
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>>13646801
That would be fucking adorable
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>>13646798
Wow way to post that literally 50 seconds after I cum, asshole.
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>>13646802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaweoMfJlHU
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>>13646798
Futalestia is the unfest thing
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>>13646822
It's not on the curriculum this semester but maybe
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>>13646817
Kev should draw fat ponies
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>>13646829
I'm just edging

If someone figures out my fetish I'm going to explode all over the place
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What if pony made incredibly stupid, backwards comments on Newgrounds?
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>>13646817
KEVINSANO IS AN ARTIST
AN ARTIST FOR PIGS
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>>13646845
is this it?
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>>13646852
>newgrounds
try youtube.
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>>13646600
>>13646639
Why not just, I don't know, ignore it?
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>>13646825
she's not paid to teach quantum physics, she just wanted to show that she's over qualified for this job
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>>13646852
THEY'LL PAY FOR THAT
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>>13646845
Edging means you stop fapping right when you're about to cum, correct?
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>>13646845
c-can you do it on video?

seeing guys have really good orgasms is my fetish
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>>13646817
Oh unf

unffffffff
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>>13646862
He does it here, he does it in stream chats, it's hard to not notice it. It's very obnoxious, because he always keeps doing it in public
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>>13646862
Same reason why anon doesn't stop posting it.
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>>13646845
NTHICK ZEBRA ASS
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>>13646869
yeah, if you've never done it it feels really good

like blowing 5 loads at once good
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>>13646878
/ccg/ shut up
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>>13646852
>newgrounds
it's still a thing?
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>>13646867
What if I pay her to teach me quantum physics?
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>>13646876
I don't go to steamchat, but why not just filter/hide him then? Or just not bring attention to it?
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scootaloo unwashed.png
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>>13646898
What if pony early 2000's?
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>>13646895
so how about theros
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>>13646906
He does wear a trip all the time
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>>13646817
Jesus, she's like a rolling ball. She's gone from racetrack to bowling-bumper.
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>>13646911
>All the little unicorns running around making shoop da woop jokes
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>>13646900
then she will explain what she wrote, but in a very patronizing manner
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>>13646934
Joke's on her, that's my fetish.
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>>13646545
http://i.imgur.com/YmUM73v.png

this is the gayest thing I've drawn in a while
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>>13646921
Most of the time really. And when he does, just filter/hide.
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>>13646929
KAMIKAZE WATERMELON
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>>13646910
HOW ABOUT NO
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Celestia's wide motherly hips
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>>13646945
I liked the twins before they did this gay shit
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>>13646945
I think it's nice
I know you don't like drawing homo stuff, but I enjoy it
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>>13646945
You could just make it fem Big Mac and it wouldn't be so gay
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>>13646934
Oh come on
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>>13646945
>>13646963
Me too
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>>13646945
...Should not be unf.
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>>13646906
Not steamchat, stream chat. I bring attention to it because I feel I need to point out my discontent since he's almost definitely here as anon anyway. It's not like I shitpost about it, I only ever mentioned this like 2 times. Filtering him only goes so far, partially because he sometimes posts ontopic, which would result in filtering a lot of stuff via recursive on these occassions, and it doesn't help that every time he does it on tumblr someone brings it here yet again. Messengers and e-mails and private messages are things that exists and he should use those to ask people how their day's been or if they're feeling ok, especially since he likes doing this so often.
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>>13646970
>You could just make it fem Big Mac and it wouldn't be so gay
MLPG would never let that happen
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I want to hug rediv
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>>13646945
You said you were leaving, did you come back just to draw gay oc pictures?
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>>13646951
>Gyo.jpg
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>>13646945
>twin bottoming

This is a momentous occasion
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I want to revive Jailbait
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>>13646988
It seems like you get mad about pretty much nothing
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would you give pone candy for halloween/nightmare night?
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>>13646945
This is nice, I like Mua's expression in particular.

>>13646963
>>13646974
The twins were always bi; I think it's Mua that slightly prefers men?
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>>13647002
and i want to be a pony, guess neither of us gets what we want
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>>13647013
what a cute pony
she looks dressed for adventuring
I hope she has a good adventure
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>>13647006
>u mad
Really?
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>>13646945
> only one is all that aggressive toward women
> the other is just along for the ride
> this is the greatest moment of his life
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>>13646915
what? what's theros
did tehy release the dungeons
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>>13647012
APPLES
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>>13647012
I'd pretend to give them raisins and wait for their reaction before giving them whole candy bars.

Or candy coat onions so they look like apples.
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>>13647012
I would give them a Bible to encourage them to abandon their depraved pagan ways.
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I have an interracial fetish.
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>>13647021
No, you're right, nanaki is a cunt, but there's no reason to get so upset about it
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>>13647019
I heard she had an adventure and she died actually
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>>13646945
I wonder how that looks from the back.
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>>13647016
I know
it was a joke because they're already super gay
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>>13647012
This is the cutest thing I've seen in so long.
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>>13647043
oh
that's too bad

I hope she has a good time in pony hell
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>>13647034
Pone on buffalo?
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>>13647030
>Or candy coat onions so they look like apples.

FUCKER
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>>13647030
Onionjack doesn't give a fuck she will eat it.
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>>13647054
Zebra on Pone, or Donkey on Pone preferred.
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So this is an actual thing on the facebook page.

>I got it! I got it! I really think I took the perfect selfie! Wait...is that Spike in the background?! -Twilight Sparkle
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>you will never be MT's hairy bf
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>>13647033
dont forget the chick tracts
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>>13647053
Maybe she went to pony heaven
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you know what? It's halloween in a month or so!
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>>13647071
That's actually pretty funny
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>>13647071
>that fucking Spike vector
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>>13647077
>implying such a thing exists
don't be silly, anon
you either live in Celestia's Equestria or you die and go to pony hell
it's a very simple religion
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>>13647072
>tfw hairy
>tfw attracted to MT
>tfw same city
>tfw want her to be happy but also want to be with her
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>>13647043
wait what?
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>>13647071
That's pretty funny.

He fucking would, too.
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>>13647030
>candy coat onions so they look like apples.
I love you. Kids are spiled these days, give 'em the good ol' carameled onion.
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>>13647071

>You will never get paid to copy and paste stock vectors onto a background and write a shitty caption for facebook

I want to know who has these fucking jobs.
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>>13647091
but celestia isnt part of a religion
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>>13647072
>my face when Justin Wong lost at evo this year
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>>13647103
Not sure. I think lemon said she was for some quest on mlpg.co and he said it ended badly.
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>>13647071
That's kawaii
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>>13647102
> same city
WHAT city?
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>>13647111
You're perfectly welcome to believe whatever you want to believe
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>>13647110
Probably some interns
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>>13647041
I just wish he stopped advertising the fact that he's a cunt so much. Saying that I don't like something doesn't mean that I'm sitting here furiously punching my keyboard because of it.
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>>13647125

ill never tell
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>>13647071
Where is the duck face Rarara one?
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>>13647111
exactly. Celestia IS the religion. Thanks for pointing out, anon.
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>>13647128
i asked celestia about it and she told me so herself
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>>13647136
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>>13647110
I'm sure it's part of some other job. Probably a fun part. Maybe there's some twitter feed they do too. Probably labeled under "Public Relations". Then there's probably 10,000 emails to sort through every day. The vectors are probably a limited pre-approved set they're allowed to use.
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>>13646945
If Mua lusts after a mare, can Mti lust after a stallion? Maybe a buff stallion that makes him feel things he's never felt before? Things in his butt?
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Why aren't you playing Wind Waker HD right now?
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>>13647125
THE CITY OF SHARKS AND PONIES
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>>13647071
>Wind Waker HD has selfies
>GTAV has selfies

What is it with everyone and this shit?
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>>13647102
why,she said that she likes hairy men?
Ew.
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>>13647115
Little slut
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>>13647158
Tortuga?
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>>13647162

no it's because her bf is hairy at least from the neck up
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>>13647155
because it's on a shit console, it's too expensive (both the game and the console) and it ruins the art style
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>>13647162
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>>13647155
I've been playing Mad Max 3, that game makes me want to not touch videogames for a while
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>>13647168
Yes
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>>13647160
It's not that new, really
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>>13647172
B-But you can play it on the gamepad!
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>>13647155
>Not pictured: Rediv's eyes.
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>>13647165
I love how adorable Sweetie is.
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>>13647160
It's cute though, lately the page has been taken over as if Twilight is learning how to use Twitter. She had a to do list of things she wanted to learn how to do, including learning how to tag photos and take a "selfie". She said Rarity told her she should do one.

>Am I getting it right yet? –Twilight Sparkle
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>>13647175
>MT is 5
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>>13647183
>No duckface
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>>13647186
Oh god ew
In my mind she looked decent
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>>13646945
w-wow
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>>13647176
Also it's max payne, not mad max
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>>13647187
Enjoy it while it lasts
She'll grow out of it one day
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>>13647195
unf
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>>13647175
is that rei?
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>>13647183
>Being a da Vinci fag
>1513
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>>13647191
Learning how to use Facebook, not Twitter. Although I bet she's going to do that soon too.

I can't wait for the official Twilight Sparkle twitter to befriend Tara Strong
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>>13647183
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>>13647204
>pushing a bowling ball like that with your snout
I'm scared
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>>13647204
You're crazy.
She'll be cute even when she grows into a pretty mare.
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>>13647198
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>>13647204
It'll break my heart once they lose their innocence
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>>13647198
In your mind.

You have to accept that girls who take lots of anxiety meds, have no firends, bitch and moan on tumblr, draw fat coloured technicolor small horses and have that many fetishes aren't really a 10/10.
Or anything less than a 6/10
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>>13647198
>>13647198
yes, because you can totally tell how someone looks from that little shown
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>>13647210
Catholic Church pls go

>>13647191
It was pretty cute, yeah
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>rediv.avi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzxXF5rY7A
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>>13647185
so? it's still a massive ripoff
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>>13647220
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DELETE IT
DESTROY IT
KILL HER
BURN HER
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLEACH
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I'd Rediv
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>>13647204
I wish she kept her cute round eyes when she grows up rather than giving her those slutty pointy eyes those mare unicorn has.
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this is why I reserve my buttlust for Red Ribbon
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>>13647234
>no burping
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>>13647220
>>13647245
Oh no, rediv looks like the average girl on the Internet.
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>>13647231
see >>13647220 and then gouge your eyes out.
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>>13647245
you're trying too hard anon
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>>13647220
wait really
man, that's way better than I was expecting
I mean, I'd still prefer red the pony but I guess red the human is okay too
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>>13647155
because it looks exactly the same apart from the tumblr filters and lighting
there's nothing to it but some polish and it's like 10 years too late for me to give a shit, I've already played the game
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>>13647234
Is it wrong that the longer the video goes the more I want to fuck her
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>>13647265
Yeah. That's why it's disgusting oh my fucking god she's FAT
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>>13647266
>I, the rich and powerful Anonymous, only date 10/10 girls
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>>13647265
>watermarking such a shobby picture
>with a full black watermark that's barely visible
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>>13647285
But thats what she wants
She wants to be fat

And I want to be her fat teddy bear
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>tfw Anonymous would never go out with you because you're not a 10/10 pony
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>>13646798
>thats dumb and the art is shitty
>realize its futa celestia blowjob contest

saved a million times
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>>13647265
I'd be ashamed to put a watermark on that picture
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>>13647291
Yeah. Yeah I do.
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thesis: apple ponies are prettiest ponies
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>>13647266
I think she's really pretty.
http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/56684091631/heres-an-old-pic-of-me-w-the-biggest-cup-of
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>>13647291
It's called having standards
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>>13647304
We've been over this, Bon Bon
I won't go out with you because you you don't have a horsecock
You're a very nice pony and I still hope we can be friends
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>tfw sleepy
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>>13647304
Bullcrap I wouldn't.
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why does everyone here have shitty families
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>>13647314
if you're into horses,yeah.
I mean, human horses.
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>>13647285
>rediv
>fat
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>>13647304
rediv fuck off
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>>13647071
i hate popular youth culture
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>>13647236
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>>13647337
Mine is alright, why'd you assume that?
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>>13647341
Oh I'm sorry, I ddin't know this >>13647220
was skinny these days.
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>>13647351
because a lot of contributors and some anons complain about their shitty families and neighborhoods
or maybe that's just part of artist syndrome
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>>13647340
no wonder you're lonely anon
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>>13647337
I love my family
my family's fuckin awesome
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#swag
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>>13647337
Coem, sit on my lap and tell uncle anon about your family. Did they touch you in weird places?
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>>13647310
People will watermark just about anything. In the photographer's defense, a few of the other photos from this set are better.
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>>13646945

I like how the blush increases the further down the totem pole you go.
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>>13647234
Holy mother of unf we need more
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>>13647360
Are you retarded?
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>>13647360
unless you're into anorexia
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Which pony would appreciate a song I wrote about their wonderful butt the most?
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>>13647374
well, grandma betty used to tell me I'm a big one
and momma told me to hold it while I pee when I was 6
and I called the police on her and got her arrested for child molestation
that¨s normal right
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>>13647381
No,anon. Are you? Sure sems like it.
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It's Spaerk's and LK's birthday today
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>>13647360
I found a woman for you
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oh my god gg i fucking love you
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>>13647380
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMA4Tum1UA
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>>13647234
WAIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS?
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>>13647386
>>13647386

Oh you americans.
Is this the fat pride defense force? Lose some fucking pounds, lardass.
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>>13647402
you cant even spell
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Why is humanity so obsessed with the lives of 'celebrities'
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>>13647360
>>13647341

>the only options are skinny or fat
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>>13647425
>grasping for straws
neither can you, it seems.
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>>13647427
she's pleasantly plump
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>>13647403
I thought that was yesterday
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>>13647234
>>13647419
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>>13647422
It doesn't actually work as well as you think. It's mostly just water weight. Through out the videos she doesn't gain as much girth as you think. Most of it is from her drinking the diet coke.
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>>13647426
our culture is based upon worshipping of someone else.
>>13647443
>pleasantly plump
She's a hambeast.
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>>13647426
RULES OF NATURE
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>>13647424
Go masturbate to a barbie doll, asshole.
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>>13647441
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>>13647220
why are people always shocked when furry porn artists arnt handsome beautiful good looking people?
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>>13647426
I think this has more to do with the fact that they are the only people with at least somewhat known identities from MLPG, and that they are females. After all, when one wants to discuss the lives of others that are somewhat relevant to this thread, you can't start talking about anon, for obvious reasons.
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>>13647446
>no sound
I'd pay to hear.
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>>13647454
Oh, we were doing hambeasts?
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>>13647464
love his new album
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>>13647454
Yeah, and Jessy is morbidly obese.
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>>13647471
>you will never be this satisfied
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>>13647475
I know, right?
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>>13647473
But Rediv is good looking.
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>>13647485
She's barely chubby compared to the monstrosities that tend to show up at Bronycon
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>>13647454
>hambeast

okay, she's not even CLOSE to being the typical tumblr femynist size, c'mon
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>>13647464
That he once made pretty alright music does not make him any less of a humongous liberal faggot.
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>>13647464
guys with really dense beards look so weird cleanly shaved
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There are no good-looking people in MLPG
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>>13647485
I WANNA WRECK IT
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>>13647488
Jessy is chubby. That means that she's fat,but she's got it in the right places to be curvaceous and good looking.
Rediv... rediv's just Fat. She's got a fat face.It's not harmonic.
It's just fat.
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>>13647511
He's got breasts now and wears high heels and skirts all the time, but has a face like that
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>>13647504
I met her in person. She was very outgoing and energetic. She wouldn't stop hopping around and singing. She stayed in character all three days. In the middle day she dressed up as a giant present if I recall.

Yeah, at least she has a human-shape to her body.
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>>13647522
what about good-tasting people
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>>13647522
I'm good looking.
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>>13647526
Jessy is fucking huge, holy shit. Not only that but her teeth are nasty stained yellow. She's obese, probably eats nothing but lard to make her teeth like that.
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Honestly, I think rediv would be prettier if she'd put a little more effort in her appearance.
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>>13647536
So she's an actually realistic Pinkie.
One with diabetes.
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>>13647526
I'm laughing so hard at this
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pony thinks your tastes are generic and dull
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wtf is masksm anyway?
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>>13647522
There are only good looking males in MLPG And I'd fuck them too
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>>13647544
You can say that about anyone
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>>13647522
still there is like 12 people i would have sex with from mlpg
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>>13646963
if you didn't want gay shit you should've suggested a mare

>>13646998
>You said you were leaving
wrong
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Dressing up as Pinkie Pie doesn't give you an excuse to be fat
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>>13647562
If you've got just three crooked teeth left and have the hygiene equivalent of fucking nothing, I'm pretty sure you can't do much with "just a little effort".
I'm not talking about rediv.
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QUICK
WHERE'S THAT VIDEO ON DAILYMOTION OF THAT HOT CHICK POPPING BUTTONS OF HER SHIRT WITH HER BELLY
AND HUMPING A CUSHION AND JIGGLING
I NEED IT FOR BONERS
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>>13647574
What do the Twins do when they're travelling and their transportation breaks down in the middle of nowhere?
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>>13647553
>that bow on her tail
o-oh gosh
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>>13647574
Wait GG

Does only one of them enjoy receiving or both do?
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>>13647574
meanwhile, the guy who wanted femsnails "zebra earmuffs" has probably thrown himself of a bridge at this point or something
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>>13647587
She doesn't like your music. She says you just listen to things you think will make you cool without any care for it being actually listenable.
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>>13647522
Unless you weigh like 500 pounds or have elephantitis everyone can look good with proper grooming and clothing
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Guys, let's discuss ponies.

Look at this one. She's posting lewd photos of herself on her Facebook page.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyyl5V2aU0E
UUUUNFFFF
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>>13647574
gg please

Mti lusting after a girly stallion like Mua did over Fluttershy
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>>13647600
I told him I wasn't going to draw it
not all requests get drawn, anon
sorry but that's the reality of it
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>>13647613
Unless you're going bald early and don't have a really manly face/body to make up for it.
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