Old Thread>>13641674The CmC really want to know how the 6mane got their cutie mark and ask away. Which of the 6mane's story did you like the most? Did you like how all the stories are connected to each other?
>>13644530I'm totally digging that picture.
>>13644530No, the stupid ending was the worst part of the episode.
>>13644540I wonder if you can freebase Rainbow.
>>13644530i'd rather they were ponies
>Someone picked on MT and made her ragequit the internetso help me whoever did this i will @#$% them up
>>13644554I know a guy that went blind doing that.
Gracious. This place really has slowed down.
eww humanand poorly drawn too
>>13644598that was fast welcome back MT
>>13644601It's quite nice
>>13644566if you can't stand the heat, get off the internet
>>13644611I hate it
MT confirmed for angry child that didn't get enough presents for her birthday
>>13644611Suppose so? Been out for... Gosh, must be going on 10 months now.It's a bit jarring.
>>13644622Will Lightning Dust be in season 4?
>>13644617I respect your opinion.How about we talk about ponies?This is my favorite pony.What it yours?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT
>>13644631>Rarara in a one piece swimsuitThat's quite aesthetically pleasing
>>13644630Probably not, but there's always hope for S5
>>13644631Rarity, you have fur. How the Hell do you need sunscreen?
>>13644631This is my favorite pony.
>>13644631Ponies should wear one suit like those more often.
>>13644647Ponoe do not have fur. Ponoe have marshmallow that burns very easily.
>>13644636But it's so cuteI didn't think you'd cum just from one rub
>>13644636So long, sucker! *Runs away with Rarara hoisted over my shoulder*
>>13644666I used to do this thing with a riding crop and a really weak capsaicin solution for some extra stingBut I really shouldn't have popped a boner to ponies having sensitive skin
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13644530Fucking hate this artist's humanizations
>>13644666Pony has fur but for some reason that fur can get sunburned...
>>13644695It's funny that you'd post the literally worst humanization with your post
>>13644691But there's poop in there...
>>13644713Poop can be cleaned out
>>13644701That's not Celestia or Luna m8
>>13644718well I'm not cleaning it out with my dick
In my headcanon, mostly only unicorns are rich/posh enough to use the spa, which is why the one spa pone was gearing up to file Fluttershy's horn.
>>13644734But they have little hair crowns...
>>13644741But there are more rich Earth ponies than Unicorns.
>>13644741It's also possible the Twins are Unicorn client specialists and Fluttershy throws them off their game sometimes
WHAT HAPPENED TO MT
>>13644753Enemas and shower heads
>>13644760Probably not. Vegan's a little extreme.
>>13644766She didn't get enough free stuff on her birthday so she pulled a Tex and told MLPG to fuck off.
>Try to make a thread since days>Always too slowWhy am I even trying
>>13644786get it ready a few images early
>>13644769How are you meant to clean several inches inside with a shower head?
>>13644777You know, it is kind of nice to know people care on your birthday of all times
>>13644741Only around Canterlot.Go towards Manehatten and they won't know what horn filing is Go towards Las Pegasus and all the spas try to preen your nonexistant wings before realizing what they're doing.
I-is it true?Does MT hat us now?
>>13644787I always have it ready for the entire thread, waiting patiently. But then someone posts a few images early
>>13644788I don't know, MLPG used to always bring those upjust use an enema
>>13644793by that logic they should be prepared for mudhorses since they're in a town full of them
>>13644741Oh God, pink pone looks so embarrassed.
>>13644806that's a little creepy, but if it means that much to you then make it like 5-10 images early
>>13644788Take shower headput inside buttwaitexpel
>>13644798Don't worry, she'll be back in a month or so, and everyone will kiss her black ass even though she took a shit on them because decent-ish art.
>>13644818>a little creepyYou break my heart
>>13644820> "I'm leaving for a while, be back soon"> SHIT ALL OVER THEM> THEY WILL KISS HER BLACK ASS ANYWAYWhat sort of fractured mirror world do you live in?
>>13644819they sounds extremely grosswhat if you shit all over the shower or on the shower head?
>>13644741>>13644757I think they're just proud of their synchronized routine and if one's breaking out the horn file, the other does too by habit.
>>13644829>responding to shitposters
>>13644842So take the password off minibutts.
Good morning mlpg what's going on?
>>13644854Well, I imitated and everyone now thinks you'll leave mlpg for a whileIt was very fun.We should do it again sometime.
>>13644854Clearly Marker had a friend overThat seems nice
Was shitty episode, poorly thought out. Good concept, bad execution.Would be the fucking sweetie belle anyways.
>>13644854Not much.You feeling better?
>>13644854A clear example of why contributors should take up a tripcode.
Pony needs a bath
>>13644871I will never understand why people use names without tripcodes on 4chan
>>13644871but it's so fun this way. Remember that huge namefag imitation thread we had like two three months ago? It was hella fun.
>>13644854I knew itI knew the punctuation was too precise and the 4chan filename on the art was suspicious
>>13644861oh neat.I don't think I >>13644870I am. I've gone back to not expecting anything.
>>13644889>It's just so FUN to shit up a whole thread>Why would you take my FUN shitting away?
Here comes the ass suckage.
>>13644896That's good. Venting's healthy, and you should do it more often.Why the password on Butts, though?
>>13644913>pony ass suckingunf
>tfw they should have let ponk multiply endlessly
>>13644918She's holding it hostage for more free art.
What if you went to ponyville and nobody really caredLike your physical form wasn't surprising, you just looked like iron will's scrawny cousinYour attitude was average even for pony standardsNobody wanted to fuck youNobody hated you or revered youYou weren't captured or experimented onWhat if everyone just treated you like respect and dignity, but never as a friend or partnerAnd then you left as quietly as you came because they have a no residency policy
>>13644926No. I'm holding it hostage for Christmas this year
>>13644922> GG doesn't "do" rapeUh-huh.
>>13644940that's what you said last year
>>13644942men cant get raped silly
>>13644942> GG doesn't "do" rapeWhere the HELL did you hear that?He literally has a character based SOLELY on rapeTwo if you count Gnathodelli
>>13644949this year it's happening.
>>13644940I remember the last time you held things out for Christmas. The delivery was late.
>>13644937What if a character arrived and absolutely nothing happened for or against them?I dunno, Thomas Pynchon would probably plagarize it.
>>13644937I would travel across Equestria in search of adventures.
I want to be a therapist for contributors.
>>13644966I want to be the rapist for contributors
>>13644966I want to be a slutty mare for our contributorsand the anons too, I guess
looking through the recent ban page is pretty fun and i think it was a good addition.but it make me feel a little uneasy to see 70% of the bans are pony related. its shitposting or porn in /mlp/ and mostly posting ponies as troll posts on other boards.what the fuck.
>>13644966I want to slit your throat!
>>13644861>>13644869>>13644854this is great
>>13644966I doubt you really want that.
>>13644994People lost their goddamn minds over ponies in no small part due to the /b/read raids
>>13644966what if mlpg was a hospital?
Hey guys I heard you really really really like pony! Me too! Dash is my fav!!!
>>13645041Go away alien face
>>13645039We'd be up to our eyeballs in malpractice suits.And all of our prescriptions would be for "cuddling horses."
>>13644983I've done it for other anons, I really enjoy helping people like that.>>13645014I do though. I really enjoy listening to people's problems and giving advice
>>13644994>70%What are you even talking about. I saw about 2-3 /mlp/ bans at a time on the page when I looked the other night, and there's only ones there at the moment are 2 bans for ponies-outside-containment-zone at the moment.It is still kinda funny that little girls cartoons are comprising 8% of the content that's considered bad enough to warrant a ban on 4chan.
>>13645041do you want to cum inside though?then you aren't as big a fan as me
>>13645052>walk in with the flu>walk out with a devastated anus
>>13645041>waifung DashPlebrony detected.
>>13645039The cardiac wing would be the hospital's largest, most of the patients grasping their chests with each passing cute pony.
pony feels ill
>>13645041Thats cute of you. Why do you like Dash?
>>13645073but you made it worse
>>13645091Pony should drink some protein
>>13645087What if human is as adorable for pony as pony is for human?What if they just keep HNNNNNNNGGGing at each other?
I'M THE SMARTESTAND THE TOUGHESTI WILL FIND A HOLE AND FUCK IT
>>13645039oh manwe could finally get our hands on dat cheap medical horse semen
>>13645107Then we'd need to be in constant quarantine from one another, in bulky suits with some sort of magical visors which reduce the images of ponies to abstract forms while our "cutest" features are obscured
>>13645110Twilight, please. The male is supposed to fuck your holes.
>>13645110IF THERE AIN'T ONEI WILL MAKE ONETWILY DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE
>>13645107Pony finds human attractive.
Theory: Ponies cannot be threatening when angry. Whenever they are angry they look very adorable instead thus making the enemy underestimate themProof: The show and comic
>>13645134> letting anyone but a Unicorn operate on you without a Da VinciAnon IS a brave boy.
>>13645144I just want to pinch that nose of hers!
>>13645131TWO BOOKSMARK IT UPONLY I GOT BRAINS ENOUGH
>>13645144why is her ruby chaos
>>13645134>surgarywhen are you going to finish the 7th grade, MT?No but seriously it's equal parts adorbs and concerning.
>>13645055You could be my therapist anon~Too bad I'm not a contributor
>>13645192>>13645144If forgot that Rarity rip off her clothes in that event.
I like Rarity
>>13645223She IS best pony after all.
>MLPG hospital autism wing comprises 75% of the facility>rest is personal therapy, art therapy and a station for treatment of internal injuries
>>13645232Objection: that is objectively false.Proof: the show and the comics.
>>13645242> "Internal injuries"> They have a specimen box of nothing but too-large Chances.> Staff doesn't even ask for details any more, just "the usual?"
>>13645242Can I be MLPGs Dr. Mengele?
>>13645267It's OK MT, I know it's hard to admit that you can't handle your problems on your own. When you are ready to admit that, I'll be here to help.
>>13645166ASK A PONY WHO THEY PREFERTEN OUT OF NINE WILL SAY THE PONKATHE MOST DASHING, PANTY SNATCHINGI WILL LEAVE YOUR PASTRIES DRIPPING
>>13645242if there were pills for autism i would be taking them
>>13645267I don't have a therapist on campus to see as a grad studentBut I got a whole mess of problemsMost of them stemming from really wrecking my life up pretty bad at 17I've been pretty rudderless sinceI have no idea if I'll be able to find a therapist for that level of guilt and poor self concept that won't bankrupt my ass
>>13645269Only if I can be the head of pony research
>>13645318Well, what are your qualifications, Anon?
>>13645267>therapist prescribing somethingis this a thing in murrkait took me half a year just to get a sleeping aid
>>13645325A PhD in horsology
http://bellafrench69.tumblr.com/post/61757003548requesting the cmc finding and eating the stash of chocolate dicks rarity had.
>>13645328I was prescribed pills at 10 by my therapist
>>13644622>that gifI know what song I'm going to embed that to.
>>13645328It varies wildly on the therapist. It's true that a lot of people in clinical depression can't just undo it without some pharmaceutical intervention, not if they want to get back to 'functional' inside of months.There's been quite a bit of controversy over how proper it is to prescribe ADHD medications to minors, but mostly because many borderline or minor cases are put on drugs when behavioral therapy might be better suited. Some kids REALLY need it, others probably don't.But again, it's pretty variable. Getting put on anti-psychotics is pretty difficult.
>>13645330I kinda feel like you are making shit up here to try and trick me.. but I'm also really tired and it's almost quitting time, sooo - you got the job
I'll get help once it's less hot outsideI promise
>>13645368>one of my songs?
>>13645376we both know that's a lie
>>13645375Can I be head of security?
>>13645375[cue maniacal laughter]
>>13645370>anti-psychoticI was on halipsomethingsomething for half a week during a stationary stay when I reported auditory hallucinationsit made me so fucking hungry all the time, I didn't think about anything but eating, they took me off it and the few days felt like a dreamshit's weird
Wanting to see a therapist is a good thing.
>>13645404it's gay as fuck and you know it
>>13645404>robots don't have genderDie organism scum
>>13645410Yeah, it's justI don't know how to do it at my University and I only have like a year leftI don't know
is it gay to love a pony?
>>13645404Who would have guessed that a robot with tampons for hands would turn out to be gay.
>>13645404Robots don't have a sex unless it's assigned, but if they're sentient they have gender.
>>13645393[No.]If the person deletes it, I'd do it right now.
>>13644558Me too but you can always have what you want.DAILY DOSEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTM-lRxPbs
SO I stepped away for a second...and in my moment I thought of a great nsfw halloween comic featuring Mr.Cake and Pinkie pie. You guys won't hear anymore about that. BUT, After I thought through the whole thing...it came to me....Mrs.Cake. Her name is Cup Cake. SO DID HER NAME CHANGE. Like after she got married...or was she a far relative to the cakes.
>>13645444I love that song
>>13645451>Mrs Cakeunf unf
>still no weekly csimadmax comiccomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon
>>13645447I can?That's great!Thank you so much BCS!
>>13645451Equestiar is a matriarchal society, so it's more likely Carrot adopted Cup's last name.
>>13645456When will I be able to buy this thing
>>13645451Pony names are silly and don't make sense.
>>13645410>>13645426>be young kid under fathers insurance still>therapy and medication for depression is dumb and stupid i dont need it>years later i have shit job and insurance that doesnt cover shit>wish i had gone or at least tried itregrets
>>13645451Stop teasing.My headcanon is that ponies are given a name at birth and are allowed to change their name to fit their cutie mark/talent.
>>13645451Her maiden name was maybe Cup Of Sugar.
>>13645481They don't put the cheese in the burger because when you leave it on top like that it maintains a different texture from how it would be inside.
>>13645451I don't think Derpy Hooves is related to Doctor Hooves, but they have the same last name.But ponies can also change their names; see Applesauce (Apple Sauce?) in Apple Family Reunion- Granny says they only started calling her that after she lost her teeth in the apple jam she was making.
You don't see it now, but this has brought us closer.I've done my job.Good ponies.
>>13645456that is how i would die. the only problem i see is the system would cost $10,000.it would actually force me to get a job
>>13645463>>13645475>>13645479i'm just saying...Mrs. Cake's unmarried name could be something silly. like Holder.Cup HolderorIf Mr.cake did adopt Mrs.Cake's last name what could he be?Carrot SeedCarrot Patch
What are they watching?
>>13645481FuckI'll see what I can do about an appointment then
>>13645515Strawberry Shortcake.The berrikins are singing.
>>13645481I used zoloft for a year because both a psychologist and a psychiatrist said I had dysthymia. If I had to describe it, it's like drinking a coffee or energy drink when tired. It doesn't solve the problem, just the symptoms.
>>13645504why is everything in japan so much better than pigfat america
>>13645515Everybody Loves Raymond; it's the only thing on at 3am.
>>13645512It's kind of sad watching people run away from their problems.
>>13645508thanks, Mr. Eastwood.
>>13645512Or just Carrot, or Carrot Glaze, or Carrot Pudding.
>>13645515>close up footage of celestia fucking everyone with a strapon one by one.
>>13645512carrot's name was just carrotno cake involvedjust carrot
If I go to therapy I can tell the guy my deepest secrets and he can't tell anyone and can't have me arrested either right?
>>13645533I agree. Who's got problems? Not me. I vented and I'm fine
>>13645515the tape of the eventTwilight has to see exactly where she went wrong otherwise she'll never learn
>Hulk Hogan found dead in his home
>>13645399Yes.You will have tomake sure that everyone stays save and uses a horse condom
>>13645547Not unless you tell him you rape children or something
>>13645540Always here, kid.Always here.
>>13645530>Huge disgusting fat buger>Probably uneatable >Better
>>13645547Actually, therapist's ARE allowed to report crimes
>>13645547Unless it was an actual crime you committed and haven't been tried for. I think if a murderer confuses to like, killing someone yesterday to his therapist, he can alert authorities. I dunno though.
>>13645548Hey MT, is it true that you've got a boyfriend?Is he good where it counts?
>>13645452I wish we could do the whole [sound embedded] thing again. It was fun.
>>13645548>I vented and I'm fine
>>13645565>>13645569>>13645559Well lucky me, I neither rape children nor kill people
>>13645586Why are you scared about him reporting you then?
>>13645544Can I join?
>>13645583she said christmas.
Good morning MLPG may I take your draw request?
>>13645601big pegasus cuddling little pegasus
>>13645601i want more of your pegasus colt octhat grey one
>>13645601Big red earth pony cuddling yellow pegasus.
>>13645601Sunbuns getting spanked.
>>13645601Celestia raising a peanut in the air as if it was the sun. The peanut is glowing.
>>13645601Draw a horse holding a pony
>>13645601derpy the very ugly duckling
>>13645575Why does that matter, exactly?If she says he's 5" and terrible in bed, are you going to "swoop in and save her", even if she's happy?
>tfw no pony bully mod
>>13645618Nah, I'm just curious.
>>13645547i have a friend who is a therapist. he tells me all the awful storys about people jacking off to creepy porn, being furries, and having weird fetishes.he doesnt give out names but it is still a good laugh.
>>13645601 You know what I want
>>13645630that's an awful therapist
>>13645615you already got that drawn though
>>13645630>going to a therapist because of fetishes
>>13645628WellA. It's not ponyB. It's creepy as fuck
>>13645630What an ass.
>>13645615I'm trying to get it drawn from different people and make a big collage.
It all makes sense.
>>13645630Fuck, I'm that guy who "treated" anons onlineI'd never talk about that shit to anyone.
>>13645630That are reasons to go to a therapist? To me that sounds like "being different".Have they been forced to go there or what
>>13645656meant to reply to>>13645639
>>13645663ProbablyOr they're idiots
You're under arrest for public booping.Come along quietly.
I had a dream that applejack was wearing a ponified version of this outfit. She looked so dapper.
>>13645676OVER MY DEAD BODY
>>13645676I want to cum inside Generic Guard #33412
>>13645614>that assI just want to dig my hands in there and watch her squirm
>>13645686I want all of the guards to cum all over me
Is therapist a good job? I'm considering suddenly
>GTA 5 hot coffee mod already in development
>>13645663Oh, I went when I was 17 because I cut my arm.I was just doing it for the attention though.
>>13645658fun fact: ponies can't drown because their marshmallowy horseflesh absorbs sufficient oxygen directly into their blood
>>13645663sometimes you need a professional to tell you the truth>stop watching little girls show>stop pretending you are a wolf>get a jobthe people with these problems dont see them as problems, thats the problem.
>>13645697>listening whine about 1st world problems and spill their pasta all day long till you want to strangle themgood luck.
>>13645697many therapists become suicidal after hearing the shit they hear.
>>13645709>watching a show is a problem
>>13645708They're also very light
>>13645688But that's unbecoming of a Princess.
>>13645720is that her vagina?
>>13645717>Implying it isn't
>>13645720Oh fuck, I already forgot about that sceneI still have to laugh whenever I see it
>>13645717no, but turning it into your religion and way of life is.
CROUP, DOCK, HAUNCH, SHOULDERS, HIP
>>13645676>implying I'm not going to boop you as wellFools.
>>13645721Good thing I'm no Princess and she can just blaim everything on me then
>>13645721>unf- be coming in a Princess
>>13645736>he's not a princesswhy are you even here?
>>13645709These aren't problems, these are social abnormalities as I see it. People are different that is how it is. Id rather die than being like everyone else. It's a sad existence that I don't want to live.Individuality is a key factor in our lives
>>13645725How is it?
>>13645720That reminds me of that one SBemail.
>>13645714How bad can it be really.Id imagine like the stuff you hear on the internet all the time
>>13645748It's a show for little girls.You're neither a girl, nor are you little.It's not healthy, Anonymous.
>>13645744P-please don't send me away, Anon. It's so cold outside with no squishy Princess butt to rest my head on far and wide
>>13645762But I am a little girl
WOAH CHECK THIS OUT
>>13645775No I am
>>13645760Woo boy are you in for a surprise. Talking to someone that has actually had something happen to them is WAY different than reading about it on the internet.
>>13645778>pinkMeh, call me when the purple model is out
>>13645778Do you have anything in blue or yellow?
>>13645778Put away the grease gun, Pops, I'm here for maintenance on my Pinkie Pie.
>>1364577810/10 would fug.
>>13645767Alright, but you'll never earn your tiara if you don't buckle down and apply yourself
Go to bed
>>13645817It's 9.30.I'm not 8,mom.
>>13645817It's 8:30 and I just had coffee
>>13645817But it's only 2 PM and I just woke up a few hours ago...
>>13645635AJ I'm not a mind reader so I have to pass on you for now :V
>tfw no dugeons yet
Why haven't you watched the first two episodes of season 4 of boardwalk empire yet?
>>13645862Ugly. Sorry, I always get those two wrong.
>>13645868he's letting popularity make him lazy.He's going to turn a notch any day now.
Are you ready for the MLP costumes this Hallow's Eve MLP?
>>13645872I haven't got around to watching that show yet
>>13645844It's cool. I'm just always a little embarrassed to ask for more Dicey
>>13645892How soon before this is in Payday 2?
>>13645817It's 1:30 here, Rarity! Cripes!Not everyone needs that much beauty sleep!
>>13645862>mane 6 talk about sex>rd boasts the loudest>everyone shares their experiences>even fluttershy>rd is actually a virgin and has never had intimate contact.
>>13644695And here I thought that having bad taste could get you banned.
>>13645894You should. It's fantastic.
>>13645873You must be blind because this is what an ugly pony looks like.
>>13645918Well, it must not be a bannable offense, since you're still here.
>>13645922I'll probably do it after Breaking Bad ends
>>13645905Speaking of which, Simon Viklund remixed I Will Give You My All.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jguEJxntL4AI still like the original though.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N15egKj6cBut I can't not have this one on loop for hours.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clbu02jAiws
>>13645927anon, im sorry to inform you that you posted the wrong picture, because what you posted is an example of a pretty pony with a heart of gold
>>13644760What's going on here?
>>13645949payday a shit.
>>13645872funny you should mention it, my s1 torrent just finishedanyone up for a stram tonight?
stop letting pony rape you
>>13645963Maybe, but it's fun. Especially with friends, but friends make anything fun.
>>13645983But I thought I was the one raping
>>13645983why would I do that
>>13645987True.I don't know that feel much.
>>13645983but I enjoy it and all of them enjoy itwhat's the problem?
>>13645862>Implying she's not proud of her cuteness
Could you handle a clingy girlfriend, MLPG?
>>13645989That's what she wants you to think.
>>13645965Yes pls. I haven't watched season 1 in over a year, so I need to refresh myelf.
>>13645995I think she's proud of her body but she'd never think of it as cute exactly
>>13645999I don't know, I've never tried.
>>13645999>implying I wouldnt be the one clinging to herI need my hug fix, dammit
>>13645993Wanna play a game together then?
>oh hey a drawing I like>source>lets see if that guy drew anything else that I may like>http://isle-of-forgotten-dreams.tumblr.com/Oh sweet jesus christ how can you create such a monstrosity?
>>13646022Can't run anything from 2006 and after on my computer,sorry.
>>13645999the clingiestI'd probably be clingy too so everything would be dandy
>>13646019That's what I'm always thinking. I think I'm realy gonna fuck up the future relationship to my future first girlfriend because of that.
>>13646011alright coolI was thinking about streaming Dune but I don't know if anyone would be interested in that eitherKeep an eye out for like twelve hours from now
>>13646034Sounds like you have a project. Save up 1k and you can get a good one that'll last for years.
>>13646044>why bother drawing a good dick people are going to masturbate to it anyways
>>13646044She dreams of polished mushrooms?
>>13646044I thought she was laying an egg at first, which might be more unf. Plus, why would she be thinking about tiny human dick when she could be thinking about large floppy horse dick?
>>13645999I'm pretty clingy myself so sureAs long as she doesn't mind my long hours on the computer, I'd still spend lots of time with her too.This is assuming she's a pony of course.
>>13646060Human dick excites her more.
>>13646054Oh, I'm planning to save 500 to go for one that will last 7 more years.This one's got 7 too, you know? still works like a beaut and runs windows 7 without a problem.
>>13646064I haven't reached the heights of Tabitism yet
>>13646064no, only basic mushrooms
>>13646064No,anon. i dream of horse dicks.
Pony girlfriend with regular human friendsor Human girlfriend with pony freinds
Your favorite pony shitposts about you on MLHG.
>>13646096Can I pick pony friends without a girlfriend?
>>13646102No anon we're getting you a girlfriend
>>13646108>>13646115This deal sucks
>>13646108>>13646115I don't want one.
>>13645024NahIt's because here on the internet, there's a delicate house of cards constructed from pure autism, which internet sperglords have spent many years crafting. And they have no idea how to fit "Bronies" into it without disturbing shit. So any mention of ponies makes them flail their arms around like spastic retards.
>>13646099but I'm just a background human
>>13646096The second one.
>>13646096is there an option where I get to be the pony
>>13646130She says that all your personality is fanon.
>>13646115ha! good luck.
>>13646124>>13646121You want one, you just dont realize
>>13646130Ponies have husbando'd less
>>13646143I'm gonna play it safe and kill myself instead of choosing
>>13646096Why can't I have a human girlfriend to go with my human friends?
>>13646159Because you'd rape them all
>>13646144Only if she's a 10/10 black girl.If she's nto, fuck off.
>>13646164>implying I'd fuck my male friendsWhat do you think I am, anon? Gay?
>>13646174>immediately thought they were male friendsoho~
>>13646174You are the worst tripfag on MLPG. That's an accomplishment.
>>13646174>you will never be a convincing enough trap for deaf>he will never give you a big bear-hug as the roofie he slipped you starts to kick in
>>13646140Not just that, the personality she thinks you have is completely different from your actual personality.According to her, you're a huge furfag that pretends to be imaginary animals while playing hyperspace hyperwars 4E, and you're best friends with sethisto. Your favorite food is okra. Also you have a giant mushroom shaped monkey cock that pours out gallons of semen every time. How does it feel, anon?
>>13646185Oh please, I'm at least the third-worst.
>>13646185>You are the worst xImpossible, there is always someone worse
>>13646201Ross doesn't count.Bcs is always first.
>>13646096Pony girlfriend with regular human friendsNot that I'm a furry or anything, but you don't get a chance like that every dayAnd yeah, we'd probably have sex, but because we loved each other, not because of any sick fetishesI'm not a furryReally
>>13646209Does Ross even trip?>>13646213Of course not, you're a xenophile.
>>13646213YeaI'm neitherYou understandPost your OC
>>13646197>4e>not 2.3ethat bitch
>>13646096Human girlfriend with pony friendsinvite one of them to have a threesome with us
>>13646213how does this make you feel?
>>13646197>Your favorite food is okraOkra is the fucking shit,man. It tastes like heaven.
>>13646228my OC breaks every global rule on 4chan
>>13646096Human girlfriend, pony friendsHuman friends would probably think you're weird for having a pony lover
>>13646197Well she got the important parts right
>>13646096I'm going to go with Human girlfriend with Pony friends but it's a hard choice.
>>13646257Maybe they would but who cares? You still get to sleep with magic pony at night and all they have are smelly human females.
>>13646253>my OC breaks every global rule on 4chanwhy am I laughing so hard right now
>>13646300because you're imagining a little filly with a goofy haircut and a notebook filled with forbidden pornographyI'm laughing too
>>13646282I'd rather have friends that are less judgmental. pony friends would most likely care less that you're in a relationship with a human, if you were a stallion
>>13646312I voted for the slutty mare one, but I have a ponysona which I'm pretty sure counts as a fursona
>>13646314To be fair I don't think that the few good friends I have would judge me poorly for something like that, so worth it.
>>13646312how shaved are we talking here
>>13646336>i have a ponysona
>tfw doing taxes
>>13646312I didn't see SOUTHERN SERGAL on there so I voted for slutty mare.
>>13646377>you will never play Books: The Studying™ with Pinkie
>MT depressed>Red depressedeveryone is depressed
>>13646377>you roll a 1>the IRS sees your shoddy attempt and arrests you for tax evasion
>>13646392>cake coltimagine this being an insult growing up with the last name "cake"
>>13644566Give me their name, I'll make them fucking regret the day they were ever born.
>>13646423Me and my favorite pony aren't
>>13646423I see a connection.>MT:Boyfriend>Rediv:girlfriendSTAY PURESTAY SINGLENO MORE DEPRESSION
>>13646456Calm down BCS, MT's fine. She's just taking a break, and got to vent a few threads ago.
>>13646431it doesn't help that his first name is "Pound" either
MLPG is dedPost Worstpone McShowkiller
>>13646456What are you gonna do? Talk to them? That would make anyone wish they were never born.
>>13646477Oh, okay. Sorry, 4chan's been at my throat for so long old habits die hard.
>>13646462that's bullshit anon
>>13646430>avoided taxesits like you want to dissappear
>>13646474rediv is single
>>13646499But it's true, she's a very happy ponyAlso how did that quest end, I wasn't around and was vaguely aware of how it was going
>>13646497Shouldn't you be shitposting on /furi/ or whatever you weird people do
>>13646506Bullshit,she posted a pic of her girlfriend's ass on her tumblr like 3 days ago.
>>13646480I'd rather post princess bookpurple van goodpony
Which pony would be the filling in a zebra twin sandwich?
>>13646518wrong person's girlfriend
>>13646478>Bender is a an offensive sexual remarkmy sides!
>>13646532Anon, what are you saying? Redivpvp is rediv's tumblr.And she posted a photo of HER girlfriend.
>>13646521this design is ludicrously ugly
Dash is sad because she'll never get to meet all her enthusiastic fans from MLPG
>>13646542Can we get a translation on that?
>>13646541>you will never be redivs internet boyfren because you never have anything interesting to say
>>13646541>dumped by an asexual lesbian LDRoh man her life must suck SO MUCH
>>13646546it was a submission from a friend of her's anon
>>13646555Sounds like a good thing, actually
>>13646542Bender would be such a great addition to the show.Why can't cartons be like divegrass? All of them have a new season at the same time and between seasons they trade characters
>>13646554>WE DRINK VODKA AND THEN BE SELLING YOU INTO PROSTITUTION>NOW WHO WANT KROKODIL
>>13646546it was a submission of a friend of her's of that friend's girlfriendsaid girlfriend liked the pic latergirl likes her own butt
>>13646561Who in their right mind would post their ass on the internet?Such an ugly ass, as a matter of fact?http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/61444950975/look-at-this-ass
>>13646553She doesn't know we existShe's happy in her ignorance which she has a lot of
>>13646553Is she unhappy paying child support for xieril's unborn baby?
>>13646541Aww shit we gotta player over hereYeah you get that rebound nanaki
>>13646580why are you so upset
>>13646569my dad went to russia once and I can confirm this is what it says
pony can't keep doing thisdo you love pony or will you let pony go
>wolfnanaki replied to your post: “single and ready to cry”:>Need hugs? >: >is it possible to mail hugs yetI hate this tumblr drama. >>13646590because I hate tumblr drama and I can't help but click it every time you post it. Goddamnit anon.
>>13646597I'll never let go, Applejack
>>13646597i can't pony with ponyit's going to be hard but we'll have to let each other go
>>13646615Isn't that 'wop'?
>>13646597Pony is mine and also littlePony can never escape
Oh my god who the fuck cares about rediv post pony
>>13646600Nanaki is truly the worst of it all, literally every time he gets to try and suck up to any e-famous person he goes with it full steam
>>13646597I love pony with all my heart but I'm also addicted to horsedickif pony can't live with my dependency pony can leave and I won't blame her
>>13646627>wog>wopWhy do racial slurs sound so funny
>>13646605why does nanaki seem to show up wherever awful shit appears
>>13646628Would you cage a pony?She'll get used to it eventually
>>13646609pony wants to pony you though
>>13646615I'm italian and I never heard that one.
>>13646588She's about to be wolf-i-fied
>>13646645I never thought I'd agree with either of those two but here we are
>>13646649im afraid our time together is ogre
>>13646643wog woppull over that pizza too fat
>>13646665well that's it thenyou've broken big mac's heart
>>13646648Cage with hugs.
>>13646648>rattledickslaughed way too hard
>>13646675He still has teacher pony
>>13646660even hitler had many good ideas i can agree with
>>13646675can I move in for his rebound or is it too soon?
>>13646653>>13646627Actually, googling around a bit it looks like wog covers a few other ethnicities, and is mostly just used in Australia. I've only ever known it as Italian, but slang terms do tend to morph about a bit.
There's no things that make me more happy than hearing that rediv is unhappy and knowing that she's masturbating crying over her wasted life.It's like a sweet balm of the tears of the innocent.
has anyone fixed the OC bullshit in this pic yethttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1207500#search=mlp
>>13646710So I made the mistake of clicking the artist's name link there, because it's been a while and I'm curious.Why does everything have a version with a horsecock?
>>13646710>non-original artist porn editwhy would you even
>>13646706>the diamond doges will never return
>>13646710>Crimson Flarehey guys, I think we just found Big Macintosh's stage name for when he shoots pornography
>>13646710hey, there's a marker pony tag on pahealI thought they didn't like OCs
>>13646741I want my haircut back
What's the word of happiness from the misfortune of others?Shadenfreude?
>>13646766that's the one
>yfw nanaki is the raven and the undertaker>yfw the chariot of death is a fucking furry
>>13646759I want circuit back>>13646776thanks doc.
>>13646766Which pony is that?
http://derpiboo.ru/431303I don't want this boner
>>13646766Schadenfreude is pleasure from other's misfortune, fremdschämen is vicarious embarrassment for others.
What if you had a pet teacher pony to teach you things while you browse mlpg
>>13646790Anon pony.Oh, I don't know why, but I'm so happy that people are unhappy now! Hohoho!
http://i.imgur.com/SCFV3Kw.jpgToo fat, even for meNo, Im not ross
>>13646801Will she teach love?
>>13646801>teacher pon writes some advanced math on the board>talks about friendship>never touches on the quantum physics she just scrawled out
>>13646801That would be fucking adorable
>>13646798Wow way to post that literally 50 seconds after I cum, asshole.
>>13646798Futalestia is the unfest thing
>>13646822It's not on the curriculum this semester but maybe
>>13646817Kev should draw fat ponies
>>13646829I'm just edgingIf someone figures out my fetish I'm going to explode all over the place
What if pony made incredibly stupid, backwards comments on Newgrounds?
>>13646817KEVINSANO IS AN ARTISTAN ARTIST FOR PIGS
>>13646845is this it?
>>13646600>>13646639Why not just, I don't know, ignore it?
>>13646825she's not paid to teach quantum physics, she just wanted to show that she's over qualified for this job
>>13646852THEY'LL PAY FOR THAT
>>13646845Edging means you stop fapping right when you're about to cum, correct?
>>13646845c-can you do it on video?seeing guys have really good orgasms is my fetish
>>13646862He does it here, he does it in stream chats, it's hard to not notice it. It's very obnoxious, because he always keeps doing it in public
>>13646862Same reason why anon doesn't stop posting it.
>>13646845NTHICK ZEBRA ASS
>>13646869yeah, if you've never done it it feels really goodlike blowing 5 loads at once good
>>13646878/ccg/ shut up
>>13646852>newgroundsit's still a thing?
>>13646867What if I pay her to teach me quantum physics?
>>13646876I don't go to steamchat, but why not just filter/hide him then? Or just not bring attention to it?
>>13646898What if pony early 2000's?
>>13646895so how about theros
>>13646906He does wear a trip all the time
>>13646817Jesus, she's like a rolling ball. She's gone from racetrack to bowling-bumper.
>>13646911>All the little unicorns running around making shoop da woop jokes
>>13646900then she will explain what she wrote, but in a very patronizing manner
>>13646934Joke's on her, that's my fetish.
>>13646545http://i.imgur.com/YmUM73v.pngthis is the gayest thing I've drawn in a while
>>13646921Most of the time really. And when he does, just filter/hide.
>>13646910HOW ABOUT NO
Celestia's wide motherly hips
>>13646945I liked the twins before they did this gay shit
>>13646945I think it's niceI know you don't like drawing homo stuff, but I enjoy it
>>13646945You could just make it fem Big Mac and it wouldn't be so gay
>>13646934Oh come on
>>13646945...Should not be unf.
>>13646906Not steamchat, stream chat. I bring attention to it because I feel I need to point out my discontent since he's almost definitely here as anon anyway. It's not like I shitpost about it, I only ever mentioned this like 2 times. Filtering him only goes so far, partially because he sometimes posts ontopic, which would result in filtering a lot of stuff via recursive on these occassions, and it doesn't help that every time he does it on tumblr someone brings it here yet again. Messengers and e-mails and private messages are things that exists and he should use those to ask people how their day's been or if they're feeling ok, especially since he likes doing this so often.
>>13646970>You could just make it fem Big Mac and it wouldn't be so gayMLPG would never let that happen
I want to hug rediv
>>13646945You said you were leaving, did you come back just to draw gay oc pictures?
>>13646945>twin bottomingThis is a momentous occasion
I want to revive Jailbait
>>13646988It seems like you get mad about pretty much nothing
would you give pone candy for halloween/nightmare night?
>>13646945This is nice, I like Mua's expression in particular.>>13646963>>13646974The twins were always bi; I think it's Mua that slightly prefers men?
>>13647002and i want to be a pony, guess neither of us gets what we want
>>13647013what a cute ponyshe looks dressed for adventuringI hope she has a good adventure
>>13646945> only one is all that aggressive toward women> the other is just along for the ride> this is the greatest moment of his life
>>13646915what? what's therosdid tehy release the dungeons
>>13647012I'd pretend to give them raisins and wait for their reaction before giving them whole candy bars.Or candy coat onions so they look like apples.
>>13647012I would give them a Bible to encourage them to abandon their depraved pagan ways.
I have an interracial fetish.
>>13647021No, you're right, nanaki is a cunt, but there's no reason to get so upset about it
>>13647019I heard she had an adventure and she died actually
>>13646945I wonder how that looks from the back.
>>13647016I knowit was a joke because they're already super gay
>>13647012This is the cutest thing I've seen in so long.
>>13647043ohthat's too badI hope she has a good time in pony hell
>>13647034Pone on buffalo?
>>13647030>Or candy coat onions so they look like apples.FUCKER
>>13647030Onionjack doesn't give a fuck she will eat it.
>>13647054Zebra on Pone, or Donkey on Pone preferred.
So this is an actual thing on the facebook page.>I got it! I got it! I really think I took the perfect selfie! Wait...is that Spike in the background?! -Twilight Sparkle
>you will never be MT's hairy bf
>>13647033dont forget the chick tracts
>>13647053Maybe she went to pony heaven
you know what? It's halloween in a month or so!
>>13647071That's actually pretty funny
>>13647071>that fucking Spike vector
>>13647077>implying such a thing existsdon't be silly, anonyou either live in Celestia's Equestria or you die and go to pony hellit's a very simple religion
>>13647072>tfw hairy>tfw attracted to MT>tfw same city>tfw want her to be happy but also want to be with her
>>13647071That's pretty funny.He fucking would, too.
>>13647030>candy coat onions so they look like apples.I love you. Kids are spiled these days, give 'em the good ol' carameled onion.
>>13647071>You will never get paid to copy and paste stock vectors onto a background and write a shitty caption for facebookI want to know who has these fucking jobs.
>>13647091but celestia isnt part of a religion
>>13647072>my face when Justin Wong lost at evo this year
>>13647103Not sure. I think lemon said she was for some quest on mlpg.co and he said it ended badly.
>>13647102> same cityWHAT city?
>>13647111You're perfectly welcome to believe whatever you want to believe
>>13647110Probably some interns
>>13647041I just wish he stopped advertising the fact that he's a cunt so much. Saying that I don't like something doesn't mean that I'm sitting here furiously punching my keyboard because of it.
>>13647125ill never tell
>>13647071Where is the duck face Rarara one?
>>13647111exactly. Celestia IS the religion. Thanks for pointing out, anon.
>>13647128i asked celestia about it and she told me so herself
>>13647110I'm sure it's part of some other job. Probably a fun part. Maybe there's some twitter feed they do too. Probably labeled under "Public Relations". Then there's probably 10,000 emails to sort through every day. The vectors are probably a limited pre-approved set they're allowed to use.
>>13646945If Mua lusts after a mare, can Mti lust after a stallion? Maybe a buff stallion that makes him feel things he's never felt before? Things in his butt?
Why aren't you playing Wind Waker HD right now?
>>13647125THE CITY OF SHARKS AND PONIES
>>13647071>Wind Waker HD has selfies>GTAV has selfiesWhat is it with everyone and this shit?
>>13647102why,she said that she likes hairy men?Ew.
>>13647162no it's because her bf is hairy at least from the neck up
>>13647155because it's on a shit console, it's too expensive (both the game and the console) and it ruins the art style
>>13647155I've been playing Mad Max 3, that game makes me want to not touch videogames for a while
>>13647160It's not that new, really
>>13647172B-But you can play it on the gamepad!
>>13647155>Not pictured: Rediv's eyes.
>>13647165I love how adorable Sweetie is.
>>13647160It's cute though, lately the page has been taken over as if Twilight is learning how to use Twitter. She had a to do list of things she wanted to learn how to do, including learning how to tag photos and take a "selfie". She said Rarity told her she should do one. >Am I getting it right yet? –Twilight Sparkle
>>13647175>MT is 5
>>13647186Oh god ewIn my mind she looked decent
>>13647176Also it's max payne, not mad max
>>13647187Enjoy it while it lastsShe'll grow out of it one day
>>13647175is that rei?
>>13647183>Being a da Vinci fag>1513
>>13647191Learning how to use Facebook, not Twitter. Although I bet she's going to do that soon too.I can't wait for the official Twilight Sparkle twitter to befriend Tara Strong
>>13647204>pushing a bowling ball like that with your snoutI'm scared
>>13647204You're crazy.She'll be cute even when she grows into a pretty mare.
>>13647204It'll break my heart once they lose their innocence
>>13647198In your mind.You have to accept that girls who take lots of anxiety meds, have no firends, bitch and moan on tumblr, draw fat coloured technicolor small horses and have that many fetishes aren't really a 10/10.Or anything less than a 6/10
>>13647198>>13647198yes, because you can totally tell how someone looks from that little shown
>>13647210Catholic Church pls go>>13647191It was pretty cute, yeah
>>13647185so? it's still a massive ripoff
>>13647220AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADELETE ITDESTROY ITKILL HERBURN HERGIVE ME THE FUCKING BLEACH
>>13647204I wish she kept her cute round eyes when she grows up rather than giving her those slutty pointy eyes those mare unicorn has.
this is why I reserve my buttlust for Red Ribbon
>>13647220>>13647245Oh no, rediv looks like the average girl on the Internet.
>>13647231see >>13647220 and then gouge your eyes out.
>>13647245you're trying too hard anon
>>13647220wait reallyman, that's way better than I was expectingI mean, I'd still prefer red the pony but I guess red the human is okay too
>>13647155because it looks exactly the same apart from the tumblr filters and lightingthere's nothing to it but some polish and it's like 10 years too late for me to give a shit, I've already played the game
>>13647234Is it wrong that the longer the video goes the more I want to fuck her
>>13647265Yeah. That's why it's disgusting oh my fucking god she's FAT
>>13647266>I, the rich and powerful Anonymous, only date 10/10 girls
>>13647265>watermarking such a shobby picture>with a full black watermark that's barely visible
>>13647285But thats what she wantsShe wants to be fatAnd I want to be her fat teddy bear
>tfw Anonymous would never go out with you because you're not a 10/10 pony
>>13646798>thats dumb and the art is shitty>realize its futa celestia blowjob contestsaved a million times
>>13647265I'd be ashamed to put a watermark on that picture
>>13647291Yeah. Yeah I do.
thesis: apple ponies are prettiest ponies
>>13647266I think she's really pretty.http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/56684091631/heres-an-old-pic-of-me-w-the-biggest-cup-of
>>13647291It's called having standards
>>13647304We've been over this, Bon BonI won't go out with you because you you don't have a horsecockYou're a very nice pony and I still hope we can be friends
>>13647304Bullcrap I wouldn't.
why does everyone here have shitty families
>>13647314if you're into horses,yeah.I mean, human horses.
>>13647304rediv fuck off
>>13647071i hate popular youth culture
>>13647337Mine is alright, why'd you assume that?
>>13647341Oh I'm sorry, I ddin't know this >>13647220was skinny these days.
>>13647351because a lot of contributors and some anons complain about their shitty families and neighborhoodsor maybe that's just part of artist syndrome
>>13647340no wonder you're lonely anon
>>13647337I love my familymy family's fuckin awesome
>>13647337Coem, sit on my lap and tell uncle anon about your family. Did they touch you in weird places?
>>13647310People will watermark just about anything. In the photographer's defense, a few of the other photos from this set are better.
>>13646945I like how the blush increases the further down the totem pole you go.
>>13647234Holy mother of unf we need more
>>13647360Are you retarded?
>>13647360unless you're into anorexia
Which pony would appreciate a song I wrote about their wonderful butt the most?
>>13647374well, grandma betty used to tell me I'm a big oneand momma told me to hold it while I pee when I was 6and I called the police on her and got her arrested for child molestationthat¨s normal right
>>13647381No,anon. Are you? Sure sems like it.
It's Spaerk's and LK's birthday today
>>13647360I found a woman for you
oh my god gg i fucking love you
>>13647234WAIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THIS?
>>13647386>>13647386Oh you americans.Is this the fat pride defense force? Lose some fucking pounds, lardass.
>>13647402you cant even spell
Why is humanity so obsessed with the lives of 'celebrities'
>>13647360>>13647341>the only options are skinny or fat
>>13647425>grasping for strawsneither can you, it seems.
>>13647427she's pleasantly plump
>>13647403I thought that was yesterday
>>13647422It doesn't actually work as well as you think. It's mostly just water weight. Through out the videos she doesn't gain as much girth as you think. Most of it is from her drinking the diet coke.
>>13647426our culture is based upon worshipping of someone else.>>13647443>pleasantly plumpShe's a hambeast.
>>13647426RULES OF NATURE
>>13647424Go masturbate to a barbie doll, asshole.
>>13647220why are people always shocked when furry porn artists arnt handsome beautiful good looking people?
>>13647426I think this has more to do with the fact that they are the only people with at least somewhat known identities from MLPG, and that they are females. After all, when one wants to discuss the lives of others that are somewhat relevant to this thread, you can't start talking about anon, for obvious reasons.
>>13647446>no soundI'd pay to hear.
>>13647454Oh, we were doing hambeasts?
>>13647464love his new album
>>13647454Yeah, and Jessy is morbidly obese.
>>13647471>you will never be this satisfied
>>13647475I know, right?
>>13647473But Rediv is good looking.
>>13647485She's barely chubby compared to the monstrosities that tend to show up at Bronycon
>>13647454>hambeastokay, she's not even CLOSE to being the typical tumblr femynist size, c'mon
>>13647464That he once made pretty alright music does not make him any less of a humongous liberal faggot.
>>13647464guys with really dense beards look so weird cleanly shaved
There are no good-looking people in MLPG
>>13647485I WANNA WRECK IT
>>13647488Jessy is chubby. That means that she's fat,but she's got it in the right places to be curvaceous and good looking.Rediv... rediv's just Fat. She's got a fat face.It's not harmonic.It's just fat.
>>13647511He's got breasts now and wears high heels and skirts all the time, but has a face like that
>>13647504I met her in person. She was very outgoing and energetic. She wouldn't stop hopping around and singing. She stayed in character all three days. In the middle day she dressed up as a giant present if I recall. Yeah, at least she has a human-shape to her body.
>>13647522what about good-tasting people
>>13647522I'm good looking.
>>13647526Jessy is fucking huge, holy shit. Not only that but her teeth are nasty stained yellow. She's obese, probably eats nothing but lard to make her teeth like that.
Honestly, I think rediv would be prettier if she'd put a little more effort in her appearance.
>>13647536So she's an actually realistic Pinkie.One with diabetes.
>>13647526I'm laughing so hard at this
pony thinks your tastes are generic and dull
wtf is masksm anyway?
>>13647522There are only good looking males in MLPG And I'd fuck them too
>>13647544You can say that about anyone
>>13647522still there is like 12 people i would have sex with from mlpg
>>13646963if you didn't want gay shit you should've suggested a mare>>13646998>You said you were leavingwrong
Dressing up as Pinkie Pie doesn't give you an excuse to be fat
>>13647562If you've got just three crooked teeth left and have the hygiene equivalent of fucking nothing, I'm pretty sure you can't do much with "just a little effort".I'm not talking about rediv.
QUICKWHERE'S THAT VIDEO ON DAILYMOTION OF THAT HOT CHICK POPPING BUTTONS OF HER SHIRT WITH HER BELLYAND HUMPING A CUSHION AND JIGGLINGI NEED IT FOR BONERS
>>13647574What do the Twins do when they're travelling and their transportation breaks down in the middle of nowhere?
>>13647553>that bow on her tailo-oh gosh
>>13647574Wait GGDoes only one of them enjoy receiving or both do?
>>13647574meanwhile, the guy who wanted femsnails "zebra earmuffs" has probably thrown himself of a bridge at this point or something
>>13647587She doesn't like your music. She says you just listen to things you think will make you cool without any care for it being actually listenable.
>>13647522Unless you weigh like 500 pounds or have elephantitis everyone can look good with proper grooming and clothing
Guys, let's discuss ponies.Look at this one. She's posting lewd photos of herself on her Facebook page.
>>13647574gg pleaseMti lusting after a girly stallion like Mua did over Fluttershy
>>13647600I told him I wasn't going to draw itnot all requests get drawn, anonsorry but that's the reality of it
>>13647613Unless you're going bald early and don't have a really manly face/body to make up for it.