Drunken horse generalWhere in the world is OPPP? Because she doesn't remember.Where's the last horse?
What's your favorite oc?
>>13641684mew why this>>13641686I cant think of one favorite, theres a bunch I like and more i dont. Maybe red ribbon... bows are cute.
>>13641674>OPPPthat's not how you spell pinot noir.
>>13641696what if pononoe enjoys playrape
>>13641674i would get drunk with that pone>>13641686midnight blossom
>>13641702Bows are indeed very cute.
>>13641705As long as we can take turns being the 'victim'
LOVE IS OVER
>>13641719PONE IS OVER
>>13641715That pony is overbowed. One is fine. Two is excellent.That ponies is burdened with bows.Bowdened.
>>13641611>the moment estrous hits>the male smells it right away>the female gets ready, no matter where she is or with who.
>>13641717get a load of this loser
I'm going to sleep, you faggots have fun being dumb.Can hardly wait for new pone so we don't have to resort to cannibalism.
>>13641730You're going to miss out on the Cannibal buffet!
>>13641725I like the idea of these ponies bonding over their love of bows.
>>13641732>chances of him being bailed out: 99.9%
>>13641726I'd immediately cheese it into the treeline and enjoy all the ensuing chaos.Maybe eat some popcorn with Discord while we watch.
>>13641740Also >Good Art>Well Written Blog
>>13641740I still lol at that fundraiser he did and then that website shut his account down so all the donated money got cancelled.
>>13641674FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERSTIME TO GET PISSED AND SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED
>>13641752IN WHAT ORDER
>>13641732I don't mind an artist that asks to be helped financially. However LMJ can go fuck himself. Shitty art, refuses to improve because his art is based on "dragon anatomy" and "its his style" instead of doing some studies.
>>13641758WELL I'M SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED ALL THE TIMESO CONCURRENTLY BUT ONLY ON THE WEEKEND
>>13641752BUT DEPRESSION IS SO BORING
>>13641698I probably shouldn't smile as much as I do in response to posts like these.
>>13641752Berry, it's 11 am.OF TOMORROW
You come home and see this. What do you do?
>>13641752>>13641765GET MAD INSTEADTHAT'S MUCH MORE FUN
>>13641765I still find it amusing that celestia had discord unstoned because no one else could answer her booty call.
>>13641770Tell pony that I do mind, and now the thing smells like horse. And is probably stretched out. That shirt cost $10.
>>13641770you can borrow a bullet
>>13641772WHO WOULD I GET MAD AT?EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT
>>13641768you're a fucking faggot and a waste of oxygenxoxoxoxo
>>13641777He used some page to advertise rewards to donators but since he was drawing porn some trolls contacted the site that runs those things and they shut down the donator page.
>>13641789>Saine was EA all alongCONFIRMED CONFIRMED
>>13641798I don't get it.
>>13641813what scene was that from?
>>13641814Look before you fuck.
>>13641814The scene just before Twilight mind rapes Anon for all eternity
>>13641814The final scene of EQG with flash
Would you cheat on your girlfriend for pony?
>>13641831No, but she thought I would, and that's all that matters.
>>13641831>implying any of us here have ever had a gf
>>13641831I would talk to my girlfriend about my feelings for pony and we would have a long conversation about what that may mean for me and my girlfriend and pony
>>13641853Still no,anon. Ponies can't be black.
>>13641865I've had a girlfriend and a boyfriend in the past anon.
>>13641866No you didn't.Also your asexual nowalso your favorite pony from now on is Twist
>>13641865Oh but yeah I currently do not have a significant other.
>>13641866That's it, I'm not going to be your hateanona anymore. This is too much work for one man alone. Goodbye forever.
>>13641866At the same time?
>>13641872THAT'S THE GOOD KIND OF BLACKBUT NOT HUMAN ENOUGH
here you go anon
>>13641831I did, but in the end...They both left me
>>13641873Aww>>13641869Eww>>13641876No not at the same time silly Though that would be fun too
>>13641853I think most ponies would be against being the "other woman". Rarity might find it exciting at first, but she could only keep it up for so long.Twilight says she's against it, but in the end, an affair with her is the most heated and passionate
>>13641866>a girlfriend and a boyfriendWhat's it like being a huge faggot
>>13641900Keep up the good work, my wretchling. Soon you'll be ready.
>>13641902I love toads.
>tfw gf refuses to do anything sexual with me>tfw have to resort to using a fleshlight and picturing my gf>tfw I'd rather look at ponies and masturbate than think of my gfEnd my life.
>>13641882Flutter Ponk is pretty cute.>>13641900It's okay I guess. No complaints. It would be nice to have a boyfriend or girlfriend though, I'm a bit lonely but I don't think I would really have the time right now unfortunately...
I've never had a boyfriend or a girlfriendI've had sex with over 10 guys thoughI'm so alone
>>13641885>>13641912You're not ignoring your bedtime, are you?
would mlpg like to watch a movie?i can get anything but i have rise of the guardians, anchorman, and napoleon dynamite already
>>13641910you again? We told you already, tell her you love to fuck horses and that's the reason why you wanted her in the first place.
>>13641920Avengers 2!You said anything!
>>13641918shut the fuck up you autistic shitstain
>>13641910That doesn't sound healthy anon, you should sit down and talk to her and think about splitting up if things aren't working out.>>13641918But I don't have school tomorrow! And a couple friends want me to watch Cartoons with them.
>>13641923Ignore that ">9"
>tfw this will never happen
>>13641926>>13641927This couldn't have been more obvious.>>13641932Damn, is it time to pull out my Trip again?
>Error: You must wait X minute(s) X second(s) before posting an image reply.WHAT THE FUCK MOOT.
>>13641934>twilight won't outlive her friends>but they will all outlive their families
Alright, I'm on my trip now.
>>13641938BOOPDRAW CUTE WHITE HORSE WITH WINGS RAISING A PEANUT IN THE SKY
>>13641941Saines trip has "Grey" in it
>>13641948Your mother has grey in it,roogna.
>>13641927Your schedule continues to confuse me
>>13641941>>13641935>>13641932>>13641927>>13641926Now look here u litle shites
>>13641951That doesnt even make sense
>>13641955Nor does your face.
>>13641952I would cuddle this princess
>>13641890>Twilight's conscience tells her it's wrong>But the hours she's spent reading mystery novels say otherwise.>A secret affair, meeting only in the dark of night,>It all seems so romantic>She resists at first>But once the fantasy has taken hold, there's no stopping it.
im gonna stram Drivebecause why the fuck nott minus 8
I'M COMINGI'M FUCKING COMING FUUUUUUUUCCCK
Excuse me, but who are you faggots, and what are you doing in my thread?
If pone could fly, would she burn out her fuse out there alone?
>>13641983>implying you are cosmo
IMPREGNATE MY ASS
>>13641984She would have company.
Stramming the movie Drivebe there or don't be the Driverderpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>13641995>tfw you'll never get to bareback;_;
We dedWhat play, MLPGTell me your most hated game while you're at itCoD4 for me. I miss WW2 shooters. I miss all non-modern shooters
>>13641969>mystery novels>mysteryRomance. Romance is what I meant to type.
It feels dirty having a trip on
> oppp thread> in the morning right before workWhy do you do this to me MLPG
>>13642003>50 minute movie stretched to 100 minutes with faux-artistic camera angles and editingmeh
>>13642019you get used to itor you can take it off
>>13642013>your most hated gamethat's harder than choosing my favoritehmmm...Myst and most point and click adventures like it. They use stupid, retarded, logic that no real person in that situation.
>>13642021>opppMan I haven't seen that name in ages
>>13642013Oh I know, Dungeon Defenders. It tries to trick you by saying hey look we seem kind of like dnd and then it's like nope, still a lame as fuck tower defense.
>>13642026SANGUINUS HEY HOW'S IT GOING WITH JESSYIS SHE GOOD IN BED
>>13642024>Someone else who agrees with meagree-buddies!
>>13641952Okay, I'm going to sleep for real now. Goodnight Princess!
Eh i'm still cool.
Is this the Princess you wanted?
The thread is dead, and we want to celebrate itIt's pushin' up dasiesFormer and belatedIt's a bad thread that's why were elatedwell, the thread is dead!follow the bouncing horse!Yeesss, the thread's kaput!No longer operatin'Retired! Expired!Quite an emancipationReleased, Deceased!Gone bust, it's dust!Let's lift up our shortsAnd do a pelvic thrust!Unf!The thread is dead!It was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean! So we'll sing in one accordNow that it's gone to its reward!The thread is dead, it's history!Why we shake our booty's no mystery!It's gone at last, its time has past!Now we can go back to shitposting!
Does Glitter Glue still come here?
>>13642081Oh fuck I love skullmonkeys
>>13642076but where's the peanut tanwhere's the peanut
>>13642088GG MORE DIVEQUEST/NANQUEST WHEN
>>13642091Now with 100% natural peanut.
Pony is a ghoul
>>13642104That's glorious,tan.Did celestia drink too much?
>>13642108Sure, why not.
>>13642113This song is more relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAdlZ2F-fs8
>>13642115>not forcing https everywherewhat are you,some kind of faggot?
>>13642106I really wish we got another halloween episode.
>>13642116This even more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
>>13642120>butthole surferswho would ever call a band like that
>>13641686Rebno Des, the majestic pegasus.She's just so... majestic.
>>13642120This more relevant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0
>>13642129Everyone in that video looks like a woman.
>>13642124Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
>>13642142>I-I'm sorry I kind of raped you
>>13642150I kind of raped someone onceThey were pretty damn drunkBut I was drunk too so it's OK
Should I play Unreal tournament 2004 or the original?I haven't played either in years
>>13642175Host an MLPG server later today
>>13642183But I'm Australian
>>13642188>There are kangaroo spiders browsing MLPG right now
>>13642182sweaty smelly____ ponies
>>13642195>First look>Applecest>Second look>Applejack is tearing the skin off of her hooves>Third look>Socks
early morning ded
I CAST A SPELL
I want to have sex with a male
>>13642224How heterosexual of you
>>13642230GoodFirst order of business: You're fired and replaced by Anon
>>13642234>don't have to work anymoreYES
>tfw still cant figure out the formula for drawing an image that everyone saves and reuploads over and oversigh
>>13642241I want to play Minecraft and CoC nowWE SHOULD MAKE COC-CRAFT
>>13642247>implyingminecraft is dead,son.
>>13642247COCKCRAFTIsn't that what minecraft already is?
>>13642239JUST KEEP PRACTING
>>13642272WE'LL DO IT RIGHTIT'S DEAD BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SEX OR TRANSFORMATION OR FUTAS IN IT
Pony pony ponyPony
Celestia's wide, thick hips
>>13642288Celestia's incredibly tall and muscular build
>>13642288>>13642290SHE'S A HORSE
>GG played the Neverhood
>mewball posts doggeIve seen teh future
>>13642313Go draw you nigger
>>13642319fuck you im going to sleep i finished a painting today (nearly) and drew two other horses anywaynot bad considering the other things i had to do today
>>13642327>SleepingWhatever faggot. You just a busta. A grade A busta that couldn't probably follow a damn train
>>13642320>posting my waifukeep going
Does anyone have that picture which explains what is tsundere, yandere and the likes?
>>13642327How did thy painting turn out, Lyra's horsebando?
>>13642341BCS show you vagina.
>>13642341celestia for pin-up bookturned out mediocre, although its not quite finished yet (few minor alterations are probably in order)
>>13642340Don't judge mr
>>13642359That horse needs therapy
>>13642356I'm gonna call Pinkie Puffball when she's angry
>>13642363Nah, shes fine. What's the worst that can happen by giving alicorn powers to an unstable librarian?
>>13642368I was talking about Pinkie.
i can't get a good sketch tool for SAIi want one that effects opacity/density and widthmarker does kinda but it acts funnypencil doesn't let me i can't get airbrush settings right either
>>13642412i think you can check the little box with the pencil tool that says density and widthif not switch to PS because it sounds like the most basic brush is what you're looking for
No one has posted Density in a while
>>13642420>>13642363Whoops, forgot link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>13642422i can't use PSi need my stabilizer and my tablet doesnt play well with the pressure settings. its even worse there, i still have the same problem there but with more then SAI
>200 years later.
>>13642437meh, probably shouldnt rely on stabilizer m8that does suck though, good luck with that m8
>>13642437Why not illustudio?It has all the sai features including stabalizer plus a ton of extras like text support and others from photoshop.
BCS stop changing tripthread stop ebing so deadanon start contributingGO GO GO
>>13642452bloodyi meant to post that picture at >>13642374
>>13642465I'm busy lifting
>>13642468Gee anon how can you lift and post at the same time?
>>13642473What about celestia, anon?
>>13642472In between reps you faget.
I've got cum on me bum!
>>13642465I actually liked alicorn twily ;_;
>>13642454i dont rely on it, i just like itadobe gives me jittery as fuck linesvery annoying>>13642459i have it, and used it. i dunno, i guess i don't want to relearn, even if its basically the same but better. and the stabilizer seems different, and i don't have my brushes theredo you have any brush pack you can share? or can i use my SAI ones?Also, the version i have is mostly Engrish. whine whine whine complain cry cry cry
>>13642479I've got cum on me sweetbuns!
I'm sorry MLPG.
>>13642491It's okay anon, it wasn't your fault
>>13642479You said the line wrong Rarity.
and HIGHER and HIGHER and right before she hit the ground ZOOM she pulled up VROOM!
>>13642475Celestia is not your mother, anon.Hell, if she was fucking you she'd essentially be a pedophile.You really want a pedophile for a mother?
>>13642503Nothing wrong with /ss/
>>13642484You are not alone anon. Detractor are (probably the majority) more vocal.
oh and i love the autosave program i useillustudio is not supported
Holy shit what is it with these huge ass captchas with numbers?
>>13642512Move your bloomin' arse
>>13642508What about /sm/?
>>13642520>not knowing how to revert to wordskeep doing google's dirty job.
>>13642508>>13642515She's exploiting you anon. You're too young to understand now, but she's doing real damage to you.It's best to just end it now to save yourself pain in the future.
IS THAT A PONY? LET ME SEE I WON'T TELL ANYONE
i didn't like Alicorn Twilight because she is maturing faster then I am, Im 30 and still live at home.
>>13642520I'm more concerned with this increased post cooldown time.
>>13642529I'll let her impregnate my ass.
>>1364253690 seconds for consecutive images, 60 otherwise.I don't see the problem.
>>13642532>living at homeEveryone's living at home, anon.If you're living with your parents, it's called 'living with your parents', not 'living at home'.I fucking hate that phrase.
>>13642532>tfw life doesn't have a reset button
>>13642536I'd fuck that chubby little face.
>>13642545of course it has, anon. You need to click the trigger on the hidden item and you get a reset!
>>13642545At least it has an off switch.
>>13642542Like when people say "irregardless"?
>>13642553>special guest: ross irvingPLEASE ANONI WANT YOU TO FUCK MY ASSPLEASEI NEED CUM INSIDE MY BOYPUSSY
>>13642576NUCULAR LAUNCH DEDECTED
>>13642575fuck, you ruined that comic for me forever.
>>13642583was it the ross thing or the boypussy?
BRING ME THE ALPHA PONY!
Hey Anonymous, you know that pony you lent me? I accidentally deleted your save filesorry bro
What's Big Macintosh's collar thing called?
>>13642542ok good point, but, regardless of your autismyou knew what i meant, yes, with my parentand you saying parents flares my autism>>13642545oh I love my life, i have it made, bills paid, no responibility, do what i want when i want for years. It's just Twilicorn is privilieged as fuck. She really didn't earn it, in my eyes at least. I guess that's really why I don't like her anymore. I also don't like the princesses and royalty.Luna and Celestia...and Candance...barely Candance. But those are gods in my eyes. Twilight fixing a spell she fucked up does not make you a god. Moon Sun and Love are god worthy. Twilght is the god of Magic? Magic of friendship? Friendship? Friends are only a means to an end. I can understand maybe God of Clansmenship? People you are willing to die for etc... not just people you happened to have a kinship with on a fliting basis, that will expire when you move away.
>>13642542Otters and seals do not fly.
>>13642610I hope you one day accumulate the courage to kill yourself, anon.
>>13642606It's a collar. Similar to a yoke if you want a more functional name for it.
>>13642512What is it, Rara-sama?
>>13642627i have no reason to do that, im happy. I wake up with conviction to create and love. I very much enjoy existence. i hope you can say the same.
>>13642512This always reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
Never be creative!
>>13642644Would you a venomous harridan?
>>13642655Pone should show cleaning self more often in show
>>13642658The demon has been invokedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
>>13642658green is not a creative color
>>13642643bat pony pls stop
>>13642675Reap what you sow, heathen.
>>13642662Pimmy's style of ponies is my favorite
>>13642670can't be stopped or helped
>>13642658Fuck you Imma do it right now.What if there were like, demons who couldn't speak in human tongues, so they'd contract with people to be their "voice", and you have some that just talk like normal people, some who do dramatic readings, and some demons with entire orchestras singing their every thought.
Why don't you spend over 30 minutes playing a single song on the piano, only to prepare some expensive tea with honey and lemons, MLPG?
>>13642682but it wasn't me
>"A-anon... can I c-cum now? Please?"
>>13642663>all those "explained" videosWhy are people so dumb
>>13642702Because they think they're smarter than everyone else.
>>13642663I've never actually seen this before.Neat.
>>13642701No. 19 more hours.
>>13642711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbos9yn8JISeriously, this... this is idiotic. And people say he's a genius for doing it.
>>13642703>>13642703it is what you make of it
>>13642237How excessively unsettling
>>13642736Lobsterfucker? that's new.
>>13642729Why the fuck.Why the FUCK.Are we the only intelligent guys left?
>>13642747I wouldn't call MLPG intelligent
>>13642742Not if you fuck lobstersWhy don't you fuck lobsters, anon?
>>13642742I like using unusual insults
>>13642748the great thing is we both are righti agree that you disagree, but, still doesn't change my subjectivity on the matter. Cheers~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBesIf you post creepy cartoon for kids, at least do it right.
is it really LK's birthday today?
>>13642778no, last week.
>>13642798No that guy but I think you're reaching
>>13642798you spelt bat wrong
>>13642800huhhis tumblr post made it sound like today
who wants my wallpaper I made it just for my rainmeter theme, and also because there is not enough tech-pones
I wish I had a wifeI wish I had a partnerI wish someone loved meI wish I had friendsI wish someone liked meI wish I didn't have MLPG
>>13642747Don't flatter yourself, hun.
>>13642829One of these things are just going to come to you, so appreciate what you've already got
>>13642837I also have xubuntu... But it is kind of silly, I'm using it for a file server and my laptoop.I'm going to l2gentoo
>>13642836ThisFor the most part, I love you guys
>>13642827>this much rice>windows 8/g/ would have a field day with you.
>>13642829Ouch. That hurts, Anon.
Would you pone in the Zone?
>>13642876>tfw /q/ is ded
>>13642876too soon anontoo soon...
>>13642864You can't stop me anon
>>13642663This is just abhorrent. Typical Liberal brainwashing agenda hellbent on converting the entire american continents into strongholds of sodomites. As for the part that's supposed to be "disturbing", If you were legitimately knocked off track from that pathetic attempt at 'shocking content' you're a disgrace.Stop wasting your time on sodomistic material, such as this (along with smosh, taa, rwj, etc) and please watch a documentary or a scientific lecture. Stop destroying the human race.
I want a bat pone of my very own
>>13642871I would zone in the pone.
>>13642892I want a large flared change I can hilt for free.
>>13642701It's only been six hours since we started cuddling. Why must you ruin this weekend with your constant need for orgasms? I've been looking forward to cuddling all month!
>>13642902Would someone here buy me a horse dildo if I promised to show myslef using it? I really want one.
>>13642902That seems like it would be difficult
>>13642913wretched thing costs more than 150 bucks.
>>13642916I meant the hilting part, those things are fucking huge.
>>13642719>>13642910>"B-but what about me?"
>>13642921Eh. If I can fist myself I can do that. It's just that you can't really know since I've never had two fists.I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.
>>13642896Easy there, stalker.
>>13642925Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to respect you afterwards.As soon as you cum I go back to stroking your hair.
>>13642933>Don't just stand there! Come in!>My informationcould be well fo use for you.
>>13642932I have a medium one, and damn it can be difficult at times But it's also really fucking enjoyable
I am gonna cuddle the shit out of all the ponies once I get into equestria.I'll even cuddle them without consent
>>13642942I enjoy the sensation of fullness and the whole stretching. I don't think it'd be a real problem for me.How much did you pay for it?
>>13642948It was a gift, so I can't say
>>13642946You'll see me there, anon...you'll see me there...
>>13642946what a creepconsented cuddles are 100x better than forced cuddles
>>13642958wait a minute, who gifted you a horse dildo?Are you a woman?
>>13642963My flight was supposed to arrive in Funville, but it seems we've had a layover in Boner City
>>13642865>all those clocksARE YOU FATHER TIME?
>you will never wake up hugging your ponimouto and your coltouto
>>13642968No, it was a birthday gift from my boyfriend at the time
>>13642977oh man that's just sad.
>>13642962>He thinks he'll be in "Equestria" when he kills himself
pony lied in court
>>13642968>Are you a woman?always wishfully thinking that women come here
>>13642984What is the protocol for returning sex toys bought by an ex?Do you throw it away? Do you mail it to their mother? Do you use it to hate-fuck them by proxy?I ask these things because I wonder what Gilda did with the ones Rainbow Dash bought her.
>>13643001You keep them.Jesus, a dildo's a dildo, the more the fucking merrier.
>>13642871this is bait
>>13643001You keep it usually, I don't see why you wouldn't. >>13642998I really don't use it often enough..
>>13643001>you'll never have an ex>you'll never be bought sex toys for anal fun togetherLife is suffering.
>>13642986I don't understand why you all cry about and say how said it is to not have ponies. but, if you were willing to put in an iota of effort. you can have one.
>>13643013Anon, you NEED to use it. Gaping assholes from extremely large dildos are my fetish. Go and stretch your boypussy.
>>13642975>"Mmph mf mm hm."
You know what they do with the pigs raise on Applejack's farm, don't ya?
>>13643001Nothing wrong with just keeping your things. What are you, a woman?
>>13643031That game was utterly retarded.
>>13643031They are like show dogs. Also, they can hunt for Truffles.
Sex with amazon Celestia
>>13643021Well it's not /extremely/ large, it's only a medium one. It takes so much preparation though..If it wasn't such a pain in the ass literally I'd use it much more
>>13643031Convert their fat into soap?
>>13643031Methane to power Ponyville
>>13643031That is a cute pig>>13643046No to be cute and fat
>>13643031Play Dress up.
>>13643021>boypussyANON PLSPLS STOPIT'S AN ASSHOLEIT'S A GUYS ASSHOLE
>>13643043I'm okay with that.
>>13643016I'm not crying because I don't ahve ponies. I'm sad because there's people that want to kill themselves because of that.>>13643044>preparationEnema takes up to an hour. self fisting and stretching takes fifteen minutes.Lube up, bam. go.
>>13643039I haven't played it yet. How bad is it?
Sex with human futa celestia but forced to be a pet pony who sometimes get turned from a mare to a filly and gets daily dickings from Celestia
sensual foreplay and intercourse and afterglow with celestia
>>13643060It's as if they took the dark descent, copied it, put the same monsters(the water mosnter IS the same, but it's half-assedly explained through notes that it's another one and that's invisible because of "loldunno"and don't know why it's only in water) and tacked on a shitty story that makes no fucking sense at all.The execution is terrible, the gameplay is flawed, the story sucks and the immersion is non-existant.1/10 "IT'S SHIT"-IGN
>>13643001>>13643001Gilda probably kept them. Fuck captcha.
>>13643071and ZOOPITY BEEP BOP OH but then she ZIP ZAP WIPPITY WOP and finally they Shamalama boopity boop
>>13643059>self fistingI'm so out of practice I'd need to do lots of stretching in order to take it comfortably again
>>13643075>I'm gonna nuzzle you with my muzzle>nuzzle nuzzle
>>13643075>>13643043these are good things.
>>13643087...you can be out of practice in self fisting?Man, I must a naturally flexible and loose asshole then.
>>13643093Wow, she's tiny.
>>13643077Damn. Not even gonna buy it now.
>>13643093Every time I see this, I can't help but stare at that soft, puffy pussy.
>>13643059oh well, thats stupid, there are people that want to kill themselves for a lot nonsense reasons. and guess what, that is their right to think and do it, if it ever comes to it.
I want to fuck a buttslut anon
>>13643096No, that sword alone is about 2 meters high.>>13643098Watch a no-commentary playthrough, there's a good one on youtube with 1080p. Don't just take my word, see how stupid it is.
>>13643071pony is not for sexual
>>13643096but anon, that sword is nearly 7 feet long.
>>13643060They actively cut out the game parts of Dark Descent to make way for the story. If you like flowery language, steam, Victorian stuff, class struggle, gore, and reading it's at least worth a glance. Otherwise, meh.Soundtrack and voice acting are bretty good though.
>>13643105go fuck yourself
>>13643106Yeah, I will or I'll just pirate the damn thing.
>>13643105I'd want to get fucked by you too, anon! sad we don't live in the same area.
>>13643106>>13643108riiightand the sword is your penis too
>>13643105anal is kinda shitty compared to pussy
>>13643114I can't, unlike these guys
>>13643107Pony is for all the sexual.
>>13643095Yeah, you can. It's why I'm put off using chance again because of all the warm up required
>>13643122"That sounds like something I'D say!"
pony is going to dunk you
rolling for stuffs
>>13643119>tfw you'll never live around the corner from a MLPGer>tfw he'll never be a pretty cool guy>tfw he'll never be a massive slut tooYou're all disgusting but I kind of want that
>>13643145NOT IF I DUNK HER FIRST!>COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
>>13643151I am sure that following the laws of probability there are two mlpgers living next to oneanother/just some miles.By following the laws of probability again, it's probably said person's hateanon.
>MMC was a musical>think we'll never get another one>We're gonna get another oneI'm happy that they're wiling to reuse things like that.
>>13643161>the next musical has the featured pony becoming an alicorn
>>13643167So Pinkie is the next alicorn.Cool I guess
http://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3RI don't want to know what would happen with Rarity and a Doritos Locos Taco.
>>13643161>tfw Ponk musical episode
How big is your pone folder?
>>13643174>tfw 60 second cooldown during showtime
>>13643151I don't think everyone here is disgusting, but I'd probably be the slut in this case so it's probably more important how I look Just kinda average looking, but tall
>>13643180>tfw fit, hung and attractive>but shortI feel weird topping
>>13643192>tfw fit, hung and attractive>6' tall>tanned>can't do anything but lay on the bed and masturbate
>>13643179>4chan is not a chatroom
>>13643179I still don't get why 60s is such a big thing for any situation that doesn't involve /b/ style get spamming or something.Hell, for some reason I was under the impression it had always been 60; I guess it was 30 before?
>>13643179say there are 20 anons on from start to finish and they all post once a minutethat's 440 posts for the episode plus 160 for commercialswe'll barely get past bump limit if everybody posts as often as they can
>>13643202Have you ever been here on episode day?
>>136432014chan is not a forum either.
>>13643192>short guy topping a tall guyAll of my unf
>>13643202Loads of /b/s came here when /mlp/ was made. Think real hard about this.
>>13643202It was 30 seconds for a long time, used to be less than that.
>>136432144chan is a shit>>13643176i have to much pony on usb ext. hd and folders on my computer to calculate
>>13643211Yeah, I guess you're right, there might be more than one thing that needs exclaiming about in a one-minute period.I guess people'll just have to remember them and exclaim about a minutes worth of events per post.
>>13643202You can make decent quality posts at a rate or 3/minute assuming you don't link to multiple posts in one reply (which you really shouldn't do) and there is a lot of discussion going on. In the current thread you'd only need a 30-40s timer occasionally, but when the thread is fast and you are discussing something, it happens very often that even 30s is too low.
>>13643214>>136432014chan is not a place to discuss things
>>136432504chan is not a place to post pictures.
>>13643214Technically it is.
>>13643252>4 eyesIT'S A CHANGELING BURN THAT PAINTING
pony smells your bellybutton
>>13643266Short, pasty, plain, and average penis'd people have girlfriends too.Those girlfriends just aren't ponies...
>>13643250i look forward to when he makes this place so horrid and difficult to post and talk i can finally leave this retched placei already have spent more time banned then unbanned here. im serving a 90 day ban atm, and before i had my static perma banned for over a year.posting ponies on /b/ 4 lyfei can only hope for release someday
>>136432222400 of those are unsortedThere's another folder of 4000 files that's probably at least half pony that I've yet to fold into it.
>>13643274Tall, dark, handsome, and hung penis'd people don't have pony girlfriends either.Something you all can bond over.
>>13643274I still don't understand how they got them.
>>13643280what the hell, what's that?Wins 8?
Celestia is disappointed in you.
>>13643288>flat buttons>uglywhat else could it be
>>13643283> be attractive> at least don't be unattractiveThat includes being funny and caring; don't do turnoffy shit and bathe occasionally.Actually if you're a Crunchie you can forego that too but that's a dangerous road
>>13643282You know who DOES have pony girlfriends?!Hermit ranchers
>>13643291W-what did I do?
>>13643294a crunchie? what's that?
>>13643296It's probably because you're a huge cunt
>tfw still no new chapter
>>13643295>angry all the time>yells and rants a lot>projects his anger onto other people>fucks horsesSteve should be our champion
>>13643303It's a hippy or punk who as a rule doesn't bathe.
>>13643296Are you socially retarded?Do you ever stop talk talk to women?
>>13643296It generally has to do with going out. Most of those apply to me all the same, but I never go to discos or anything of the sort, not that I live in an area with plenty of them, but the few that exist I never visit. If I have free time, I'm sitting inside at my computer, and you don't meet people like that.
>>13643296Maybe you have no defining personality?
>>13643291Oh, good. Luna's more my type anyway.
>>13643309>reading FoE>reading fanfics of Fanfics>reading fanfics of fanfics of FANFICS>FOE
>>13643296you probably have a bad personality or you don't talk to peopleyou still have us
>>13643266>>13643271>>13643282>>13643283>>13643315>>13643320>>13643321>>13643328>>13643333All of you, this is not pony at all.>>>/soc/
>>13643325LINK ME THAT PAGE OF THAT GG ANIMATIONI DON'T REMEMBER IT
>>13643327>not reading hot griffon dickings
>>13643327So what? I like the story and the character. Besides, EVERYTHING is a derivative work of everything else. Why that would stop you from enjoying something is beyond me.
>>13643334You know what ELSE isn't Pony?Equestria Grillz
>Fluttershy wants to talk about her insecurities>she also has a giant stab woundWhich problem do you help her with first?
> Don't hit on me, silly boys~
>>13643355How long do I have to endure her whining until she passes out?
>>13643355If she's bleeding or in severe pain, obviously the second
>>13643333Social anxiety is a bitch
>>13643355Talk while bandaging her and in the car on the way to the hospital
>>13643291dun care, luna is my god, besides mango god
>>13643355Carry her to Pony Hospital as I hurriedly discuss her insecurities"Oh, it's okay really. Angel just gets really angry sometimes..."
>>13643356I wish voxix sucked less
>>13643355Stab wound.I mean if it's a vital stab wound.If it isn't, I guess she can talk about her social anxiety all she wants.
>>13643356Ugh, I won't.
>>13643356Can you at least post something by an actually good anthro artist?
>>13643336>>13643342you guys are idiots. I want >fanfiction anon back.
I don't think I can fap and finish to an on-model pony. What kind of ponyfag am I?
>>13643333Then do something about it
>>13643385a hollow one
>trying to draw humansWow i didnt realize how fucking easy it is to draw pone in comparison. Humans are hard.
>>13643359yeah. It shouldn't exist though. people didn't have it this much in the last 40 years.
>>13643383Got you covered.
>>13643392Human with wings isn't anthro
>Go slutting on m4m on craigslist>Work up your confidence till you make it in the real world>If you get no responses kill yourselfSuper simple stuff, guys
>>13643383Wow what a well written thought provoking argument. Gee I really learned my lesson.
>>13643392that's humanized, not anthro
>>13643412Humans don't have wings or horns.
>>13643395Technology allows people to rely on social interaction less, so that problems like it can't be dealt with like they used to
>>13643418>go do it>some fat bastard>you end up sucking him off regretting it horribly>both of you leave>several days later>a rash appears>doesnt go away>go to doctor>he gave you the clapt-t-thanks....
>>13643418>how to get STDs
>>13643427Rainbow Dash is thinking, "That Venom2204...he's got the heart of a champion..."
>>13643418>craigslistSo you're saying a bunch of stds will fix my problems?
>>13643436ponies isn't anthro either!
You guys remember THIS?
Pony wants to know what u are doing for Nightmare Night
>>13643474I'm doing pony.
>>13643474Giving candies to cute fillies.
>>13643436>pregnant Fluttershy>wearing hair back>looking hopeful for the futureHeart-Boner is holding at 99% capacity
That artist doesn't do just bipedal poniesUnless you want to slam-dance right into some definition of 'anthro' that means 'thumbs and fingers or no deal'
What if you met your waifu and she ended up having a cock bigger than yours?
>>13643474Ploughing my fiancee after a short trip down to the drinky party.You know, the human one. Maybe you should stop asking if I'm "doing anything," because the answer is probably breeding my soon-to-be wife.
>>13643483Anthro is anthro, and this is a version of it
>>13643485I'd love that
>>13643483those bitches need to eat a sandwich
>>13643485jokes on you , i waifu'd a changling
>>13643485My dick would never be soft again
>>13643418Fuck fluttershy, I don't want guys.
>>13641674she's just a little lost, she'll be alright
>>13643494derpy was always good enough
>>13643499so you'd be fine with something like this http://derpibooru.org/412636 ?
don't you ever get thosedays when you think you're wasting your life and there's more to it than playing videogames and posting ponies?I'm having one now.
>>13643522I drink, masturbate and post ponies until those feelings go away
>>13643513Those faces are scary.
>>13643523> why not just blow dollar dollar on hookers when you can date and potentially get sex for less> with someone you trust> and someone who'd get tested before getting the fuckingsOkay nowOff to /soc/ with you
>>13643527somehow that doesn't seem right.I'M HAVING A MARCHE MLPGOH GOD HELP ME
>>13643522draw ponies>>13643516no, i would just ask her to change back to colgate
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - VidyaDubs - Sleep
>>13643534I'm with you with the trust and everything but whores on the long run cost way less than girlfriends.
Pregnant ponies are so cute to me
>>13643497>I don't like them when they're not skinny!>they're too skinny!make up your mind
Happy birthdayAlso stram pls
>>13643542if you ask her to change in to a pony while she's got an erection like that you're going to end up with a futa or stallion
>>13643522I have them every single dayIt's called anxietyAnd it's so bad that I've resolved to kill myself within 6 months if my life doesn't improveThe anxiety and self hate stops me from making improvements
>>13643534thats advice for the forever alone, girls won't talk to me, etc... just pay them. and even if you go along with your plan, sex is not guaranteed, however mine is. point being is you are going to pay for it, regardless. so why not make sure?there are escorts too, if you want a date.
>>13643554>I don't like them when they're not skinny!I never said that.
>>13643551Just imagine how much FS would care for her own foal considering how much she gives to other animals.
>>13643569>implying she wouldn't go RULES OF NATURE like all pegasuses and leave the child out in the woods
>>13643562I'd say they're called "realizations".Realizations you should change your life.
>>13643550>but whores on the long run cost way less than girlfriends.depends how much you want to put into them, if the relationship revolves only around you buying them gifts it's time to stop
>>13643562oh god, it's this faggot again>>13643561nope
>>13643558Thanks. And we'll see.
HOLY SHIT IT'S FRIDAYFRIDAYGOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
>>13643571oh shit, it's that time alreadyI haven't finished this lewd greentext I was writing as a gift
>>13643575Please, fs motherly instincts are already in full gear. With an actual foal from her they would go into overdrive.
>>13643593What if I don't wanna?
>>13643593KLONDORK SHUT UP AND WORK ON THE GAME
>>13643604>that SweetieI'm dead
>>13643593IT'S BALLER FRIDAY
MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING
>>13643613BALLAS GET FUCKED, THIS IS GROVE TERRITORY
>>13643604That is adorable of Celestia. More ponies should hang out with the CmC.
>Why don't you have friends,anonymous?>beccause social anxiety is a bitch, celestia.
>>13643617Just enjoy itKill yourself if you don't. It's for the best
>>13643623Id actually like to get to know people with common interest.It's such a pain to only have fake friends
You just caught pony checking you out. Wat do?
>>13643632anal sex the ost
>>13643634tell pony she needs to pay her overdue fees
>>13643635applejack dont you have farm work you're supposed to be doing
>>13643634Why is Pinkie's Sister checking me out?
>>13643623This is pretty much how our conversation would go
>>13643633how do you get friends that are fake?
>>13643634Remind her I'm not a book or DVD.
>>13643632Avantasia - The Seven Angels
>>13643654Well I myself have some.. questionable interests, which I can't share with my friends apparently.I tried with easy stuff but the reaction to it was clear.So, fake friends. I'm all cool with them but they aren't.. true friends.Id consider a true friend one that shares my interests, which seems like an impossible task to find. I wouldn't even know where to look for.
>>13643657What if she wants to hear your critique about her music?
>>13643667It's ... "interesting."
>>13643666>Well I myself have some.. questionable interests, which I can't share with my friends apparently.What?
>>13643666I know what you mean satan, I have similar 'friends' I don't know how you make decent friends though, or if that's even possible for me anymore
>>13643678The answer is acceptable. She is now asking for you hand in marriage.
>>13643682Sucks for us
>>13643682>or if that's even possible for me anymore>>13643682f my parents can still make friends all the time, so can you
>>13643686No, Octavia. I have a fiancee. You know, the only other Human in town.
>>13643692I don't mean because of age, but because the longer I spend alone the stranger a person I become and it seems like that would only make it harder for me to find similar people
>>13643695You mean, you?
>>13643695What if she was the other human in town?
>>13643708Impossible, she's a pony.
>>13643708I'll take that nonwinking cunt and a slice of cake, yes please.
>>13643690Diverse fetishes like lolicon, monster girls.I love hentai games, etc.Pretty vanilla here but to some people apparently too much.
>>13643686If you marry Octavia, would she want you to cart her cello around for her?
why won't this stupid fucking horse put her wings in public on like she's supposed to
>>13643721You don't bond with your friends over what you fucking masturbate to
calling someone a fake friend is one of the most pretensious things you can sayit's all fucking fake, the only thing real is you. what you do, is the only real. everyone else is using you as a means to an end. even you parents have used you. as a means to prolong their genetic material. a consequence of sex/rape. get the fuck over it, you were born alone in your mind and you will die alone... the sooner you come to grips with this the better. or make a tulpa, and share your exisistence with something of your own creation, but that is a different conversastion.
>>13643714But what about Octavia?
>>13643730I don't only masturbate to it, it's a hobbyI collect that stuff, draw it a ton and so on
>>13643734I feel like making a tulpa must be the final stage in completely giving up on normal social interaction with others
>>13643734you're not real
>>13643734>Being this much of an angry pseudo-intellectual solipsistGo read more Sam Harris you euphoric cunt
Hello, Anonymous, it's me, your wife. Let's go to the bedroom, shall we?
>>13643761Anything for you, dear
>>13643761>Implying hypnosis works on Universe-E18DHFGLT - humansTry that shit on Pseudo humans you dumb horse
>>13643761>implying that she scared anon>not running out of the room after 10 minute with him alone
>>13643751im not a solipsisti believe you all are real, i just can't prove>>13643748you can't prove that>>13643746nah, i have plenty of friends, and still have made one. it's nice>>13643757and in this moment im euphoric >>13643751fuck reading, but which book?>>13643761not yet honey, im staying up to practice drawingthat feel when colgate changling tulpa
>>13643766>not playing along to make her feel powerful
Sorry guys, no stram today. I should have just gone to bed.
>>13643772>making a tulpa based on a creature that feeds on love and attention
>>13643781I can think of a couple examples
I want to bury my face in Celestia's big butt while she giggles and muses what odd creatures humans are.
>>13643776go attention whore elsewhere
You guys are my true true friends
>>13643803>interacting with another sentient being who has no clue of human customs in this mannerIt's like you want your entire life to be awkward
>>13643772> "fuck reading"> no capsSo fanfichateanon doesn't like to read and loves tulpasWhat a fucking surprise
>>13643816I'd ask the cutie before I touched the booty, though.
>>13643772You're stupid as shit and you're so engulfed in your own stupidity and confusion that you honestly believe that you found yourself upon logic and cardinal truths.
>>13643803I want to do the same, but to Blueblood's plump nuts
>>13643826WaitI love youDon't hate me
>>13643822I'd ask if it matters if poneland ended up more looking like horses but I'm afraid of the answer
>>13643781there are worse things>>13643817im not hateanon or any version of that variety
>>13643837You know the answer, AnonIT'S AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
>>13643837Ew no, real horses are profoundly unsexy.
>>13643837cons: less expressive, no soft/marshmallowy hoovespros: significantly larger I'd do it as long as they still had personal hygiene
>>13643846I'm sexually attracted to horses.
>>13643846Yeah I share the same sentiment but the whole winking thing is just sorta hard to ignore>>13643845>
>>13643831i dont believe in logic or cardinal truthsat least in the sense you are using themthose are human constructschaos reigns supremehowever, my subjective reality has some experiences that have provided of worthi would never expect you to accept my reality with your own
Have you been working on improving?
>>13643872I have not
>>13643832While he brags about how much of an honor it must be to huff the esteemed balls of a pony monarch?
>>13643864>chaos reigns supremeCRAAAWLLLING IIINNNN MY SKIIIINNN
>>13643872how am i doing
>>13643872wowthe eyes are actually worse now and the bent leg is twisted backwards
>>13643872Yes I have, been drawing alot lately, and watching alot of art videos
>>13643886If you draw every single waking moment of your life you'd probably be able to do that
>>13643881what you implying is that somehow my belief in entropy makes me edgyi don't see the correlation
>>13643884IS THAT A PONY
I wish I could have a girlfriend give me backrubsAnd massagesThey'd feel so great
it's after sexpony is satisfied and you're cuddlingsuddenlypony starts playing with your buttand giggling at it jiggling
>>13643897I have been drawing every day for about a year and I am barely at her july level...
>>13643901Are you a pony?
>>13643901soon to be >>13643909go to a masseusethey give better back rubs
>>13643875"Look dude, I picked you because I expected you to be fucking huge. Either you swell these up with magic, tone down the attitude or I'll go find another stallion to fondle. I passed like a dozen unicorns on the way over, I'm sure one of them will let play with their junk without being a dick about it.""That said, yes, they're very nice and I would prefer if I didn't have to look elsewhere"
>>13643925yeah but with a masseuse it's impersonalwith a girlfriend it's also cute.
>>13643872Blows my mind how some people are able to draw exactly what they see in their head.
>>13643939>gun firing in spacenigga
>>13643945Lyra, you're still a pony.Take off the goggles.
>>13643936mine have always had weak hands, and got tired/bored after a few minutes. but, hey, keep the hope anon! maybe date a masseuse?
fat pony clit
>>13643955Sounds like a great idea.
>>13643958It's like sucking on a loli!
>>13643945What the heck Lyra
>>13643954nope, no ponies hereI have no idea what you're talking about
>>13643949I'm pretty sure guns work in space
>>13643968Lyra, please. We can see you wearing them.
>>13643971It wouldn't look like that
>>13643971Modern guns sure do.Though I would be more worried about recoil than anything
>>13643939You're telling me taht fi I start drawing I'll get like that in 10 years?Sign me in.
>>13643991Draw 12 hours per day and you will
>>13643978now you've made her crywhat the hell is wrong with you, anon
>>13643975>that fucking rabbit
>>13643996>loli lyra humanizationpfffffffft
Guys, can we be /v/ for a minute? I have a question about minecraft multiplayer.
>>13644013noespecially not for minecraftgo ask on horsefucking.co/v/there should be a minecraft thread on the first page
>>13644013can we not?
>>13643939>tfw every time I try to learn something new I eventually stop caring no matter how much I wanted to do it>tfw terrible at nearly everything
>>13643780I blame one minute cooldown.
I had a pony dream. It had rarijack in it
>>13644025>>13644029alright.alright.It was something about tactics, nevermind.
>>13643975>It's ok and not a self insert because the character's not really a pony at all!
>>13644032yeah, me too
>>13644047But Queen Twilight's her self-insert.
>>13644032Fight apathy anon.
>>13644041I blame the parents.
>>136440000r0 doesn't sketch like that
>>13644032Everybody starts off bad.
>>13644024oh? who then?
>>13644049When people talk about Kayla's self-insert, they're not talking about Twilight, they're talking about the OC that get jealous of Twilight
>>13644050but it's so much easier to work a shitty-but-decent-paying job that will never lead anywhere
>>13644063But I seriously can't into loomis.
>>13644066>throwing insults blindly
>>13644080>sucking cocks for a living
>>13644077Maybe you should start with the basics. It all starts with a single line, so perfect doing that line. Then go up.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDNDOKnArk
>>13644067the oc getting jealous of the oc because the oc got the oc and not the oc
>>13643975Can we notThis artist makes me really uncomfortable
>>13644099>all dat jelly
>>13644098>tfw mile is dedWhere is he, anyways?
>play Thomas was alone because someone mentions it>Chapter 4I can't deal with this. Fuck everythingI need ponies. Cute ponies. Please
>>13644108He did a doodle for the general like... a month ago? Maybe two months? I dunno what else he was up to.
>>13644099Is this better?
Does anybody ahve that picture of "how to draw a pony" with "draw a circle" then "draw the rest of the fucking pony"?With pinkie pie. Beautifully done, with a pencil.
>>13644106This isn't being jealous about artistic talentSomething about his art makes me uncomfortable and I don't like seeing it.>>13644120I-I guess
>>13644113What happens in chapter 4 again? It's been a while.
>>13644142What the fuck everI wouldn't know the gender if I didn't go to the blog
>>13644113The music in that game was amazing
>>13644122wait wait I have it
>>13644146She's a fat black chick who's been married several times (for real, and also for fictional, her first OC married Sonic and her latest OC married Sombra)
>>13644129Its a black woman that self insert her self into Twilight, accepted slavery with the stupid comic, and get her butt fuck by a edgy dark OC.
>>13644157If you want to enjoy pony art you're better off not knowing anything about the artist or just not caring
>>13644161>insert her self into Twilightunf
>>13644161>accepted slaveryBut she's dismantling it from within! You just don't understand TwiSombra.
>>13644157>>13644161I'm surprised but at the same time I'm not
>>13644077Try taking a figure drawing class. I'm currently taking my first one right now, and I can already feel myself improving. It's a great way to get into the feel of working fast, improving hand eye coordination, getting a better sense of volume and construction, etc etchttps://www.dropbox.com/s/f5jsrz40repe4yx/IMG_20130918_173442_913.jpgThese were 2 minute poses, but we went down to 15 second ones and that's when you see the learning.
>>13644161...Why did you feel the need to bring up that she was black?
Pony with a food baby.
>>13644185It helps put the picture in your head betternot him
>>13644185why wouldn't you? Are you racist?