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Drunken horse general
Where in the world is OPPP? Because she doesn't remember.
Where's the last horse?
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niggers
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What's your favorite oc?
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>rape
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>>13641684
mew why this
>>13641686
I cant think of one favorite, theres a bunch I like and more i dont. Maybe red ribbon... bows are cute.
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>>13641674
>OPPP
that's not how you spell pinot noir.
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>>13641696
what if pononoe enjoys playrape
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>>13641674
i would get drunk with that pone

>>13641686
midnight blossom
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>>13641702
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>>13641702
Bows are indeed very cute.
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>>13641705
As long as we can take turns being the 'victim'
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LOVE IS OVER
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>>13641719
PONE IS OVER
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>>13641715
That pony is overbowed. One is fine. Two is excellent.
That ponies is burdened with bows.
Bowdened.
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>>13641611
>the moment estrous hits
>the male smells it right away
>the female gets ready, no matter where she is or with who.
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>>13641717
get a load of this loser
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I'm going to sleep, you faggots have fun being dumb.
Can hardly wait for new pone so we don't have to resort to cannibalism.
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>>13641633
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>>13641730
You're going to miss out on the Cannibal buffet!
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>>13641725
I like the idea of these ponies bonding over their love of bows.
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>>13641732
>chances of him being bailed out: 99.9%
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>>13641726
I'd immediately cheese it into the treeline and enjoy all the ensuing chaos.
Maybe eat some popcorn with Discord while we watch.
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>>13641732
WHAT
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>>13641740
Also
>Good Art
>Well Written Blog
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goodnight MLPG
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>>13641732
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>>13641740
I still lol at that fundraiser he did and then that website shut his account down so all the donated money got cancelled.
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>>13641674
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

TIME TO GET PISSED AND SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED
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>>13641752

IN WHAT ORDER
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>>13641758
SIMULTANEOUSLY!
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>>13641732
I don't mind an artist that asks to be helped financially. However LMJ can go fuck himself. Shitty art, refuses to improve because his art is based on "dragon anatomy" and "its his style" instead of doing some studies.
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>>13641758
WELL I'M SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME
SO CONCURRENTLY BUT ONLY ON THE WEEKEND
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>>13641752
BUT DEPRESSION IS SO BORING
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>>13641698
I probably shouldn't smile as much as I do in response to posts like these.
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>>13641752
Berry, it's 11 am.
OF TOMORROW
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You come home and see this. What do you do?
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>>13641752
>>13641765
GET MAD INSTEAD
THAT'S MUCH MORE FUN
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>>13641765
I still find it amusing that celestia had discord unstoned because no one else could answer her booty call.
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>>13641770
Tell pony that I do mind, and now the thing smells like horse. And is probably stretched out. That shirt cost $10.
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>>13641770
you can borrow a bullet
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>>13641751

wait what
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>>13641772
WHO WOULD I GET MAD AT?
EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT
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>>13641768
you're a fucking faggot and a waste of oxygen
xoxoxoxo
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>>13641777
He used some page to advertise rewards to donators but since he was drawing porn some trolls contacted the site that runs those things and they shut down the donator page.
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>>13641780
<3
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>>13641789
>Saine was EA all along
CONFIRMED CONFIRMED
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>>13641789
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>>13641798
I don't get it.
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>>13641800
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>>13641813
what scene was that from?
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>>13641814
Look before you fuck.
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>>13641814
The scene just before Twilight mind rapes Anon for all eternity
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>>13641817
>>13641818
thanks anon
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>>13641814
The final scene of EQG with flash
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Would you cheat on your girlfriend for pony?
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>>13641831
No.
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>>13641831
>girlfriend
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>>13641831
No, but she thought I would, and that's all that matters.
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>>13641831
>implying any of us here have ever had a gf
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>>13641831
no
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>>13641831
I would talk to my girlfriend about my feelings for pony and we would have a long conversation about what that may mean for me and my girlfriend and pony
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>>13641853
Still no,anon. Ponies can't be black.
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>>13641857
>you
>girlfriend
That's funny.
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>>13641865
I've had a girlfriend and a boyfriend in the past anon.
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>>13641866
No you didn't.
Also your asexual now
also your favorite pony from now on is Twist
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>>13641865
Oh but yeah I currently do not have a significant other.
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>>13641860
WRONG
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>>13641866
That's it, I'm not going to be your hateanona anymore. This is too much work for one man alone. Goodbye forever.
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>>13641866
At the same time?
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>>13641872
THAT'S THE GOOD KIND OF BLACK
BUT NOT HUMAN ENOUGH
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here you go anon
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>>13641831
I did, but in the end...
They both left me
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>>13641873
Aww

>>13641869
Eww

>>13641876
No not at the same time silly Though that would be fun too
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>>13641853
I think most ponies would be against being the "other woman". Rarity might find it exciting at first, but she could only keep it up for so long.

Twilight says she's against it, but in the end, an affair with her is the most heated and passionate
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>>13641882
hgnggg
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>>13641866
>a girlfriend and a boyfriend
What's it like being a huge faggot
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>>13641900
Keep up the good work, my wretchling. Soon you'll be ready.
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>>13641902
I love toads.
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>tfw gf refuses to do anything sexual with me
>tfw have to resort to using a fleshlight and picturing my gf
>tfw I'd rather look at ponies and masturbate than think of my gf

End my life.
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>>13641882
Flutter Ponk is pretty cute.

>>13641900
It's okay I guess. No complaints. It would be nice to have a boyfriend or girlfriend though, I'm a bit lonely but I don't think I would really have the time right now unfortunately...
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I've never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend
I've had sex with over 10 guys though
I'm so alone
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>>13641885
>>13641912
You're not ignoring your bedtime, are you?
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would mlpg like to watch a movie?
i can get anything but i have rise of the guardians, anchorman, and napoleon dynamite already
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>>13641910
you again? We told you already, tell her you love to fuck horses and that's the reason why you wanted her in the first place.
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>>13641919
>9
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>>13641920
Avengers 2!

You said anything!
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>>13641918
shut the fuck up you autistic shitstain
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>>13641910
That doesn't sound healthy anon, you should sit down and talk to her and think about splitting up if things aren't working out.

>>13641918
But I don't have school tomorrow! And a couple friends want me to watch Cartoons with them.
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>>13641920
Equilibrium
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>>13641923

Ignore that ">9"
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>>13641920
Rain man.
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>tfw this will never happen
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>>13641926
>>13641927
This couldn't have been more obvious.

>>13641932
Damn, is it time to pull out my Trip again?
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>Error: You must wait X minute(s) X second(s) before posting an image reply.

WHAT THE FUCK MOOT.
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>>13641934
>twilight won't outlive her friends
>but they will all outlive their families
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Alright, I'm on my trip now.
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>>13641941

trippin'
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>>13641938
BOOP
DRAW CUTE WHITE HORSE WITH WINGS RAISING A PEANUT IN THE SKY
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>>13641941
Saines trip has "Grey" in it
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>>13641938
boop
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>>13641948
Your mother has grey in it,roogna.
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>>13641927
Your schedule continues to confuse me
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>>13641941
Anon Pls
http://sainegrey.tumblr.com/post/51872932880
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>>13641941
>>13641935
>>13641932
>>13641927
>>13641926
Now look here u litle shites
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>>13641951
That doesnt even make sense
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>>13641955
Nor does your face.
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>>13641952
I would cuddle this princess
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>>13641961
>>
:]
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>>13641890
>Twilight's conscience tells her it's wrong
>But the hours she's spent reading mystery novels say otherwise.
>A secret affair, meeting only in the dark of night,
>It all seems so romantic
>She resists at first
>But once the fantasy has taken hold, there's no stopping it.
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im gonna stram Drive

because why the fuck not

t minus 8
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I'M COMING
I'M FUCKING COMING FUUUUUUUUCCCK
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>>13641977
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Excuse me, but who are you faggots, and what are you doing in my thread?
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If pone could fly, would she burn out her fuse out there alone?
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>>13641961
>>13641966
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>>13641975

Link please?
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>>13641983
>implying you are cosmo
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IMPREGNATE MY ASS
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>>13641984
She would have company.
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Stramming the movie Drive

be there or don't be the Driver

derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
derpy.me/mule5
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>>13641995
With eggs?
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>>13641995
>tfw you'll never get to bareback
;_;
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We ded
What play, MLPG

Tell me your most hated game while you're at it
CoD4 for me. I miss WW2 shooters. I miss all non-modern shooters
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>>13641969
>mystery novels
>mystery
Romance. Romance is what I meant to type.
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It feels dirty having a trip on
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> oppp thread
> in the morning right before work

Why do you do this to me MLPG
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>>13642003
>50 minute movie stretched to 100 minutes with faux-artistic camera angles and editing
meh
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>>13642019
you get used to it
or you can take it off
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>>13642013
>your most hated game
that's harder than choosing my favorite
hmmm...
Myst and most point and click adventures like it. They use stupid, retarded, logic that no real person in that situation.
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>>13642021
>oppp
Man I haven't seen that name in ages
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>>13642013
Oh I know, Dungeon Defenders. It tries to trick you by saying hey look we seem kind of like dnd and then it's like nope, still a lame as fuck tower defense.
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>>13642026
SANGUINUS HEY HOW'S IT GOING WITH JESSY
IS SHE GOOD IN BED
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>>13642024
>Someone else who agrees with me
agree-buddies!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2O9ryz7Eik
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>>13641952
Okay, I'm going to sleep for real now.

Goodnight Princess!
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>>13642066
Goodnight!
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Eh i'm still cool.
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Is this the Princess you wanted?
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The thread is dead, and we want to celebrate it
It's pushin' up dasies
Former and belated
It's a bad thread that's why were elated
well, the thread is dead!
follow the bouncing horse!

Yeesss, the thread's kaput!
No longer operatin'
Retired! Expired!
Quite an emancipation
Released, Deceased!
Gone bust, it's dust!
Let's lift up our shorts
And do a pelvic thrust!

Unf!

The thread is dead!
It was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean! So we'll sing in one accord
Now that it's gone to its reward!

The thread is dead, it's history!
Why we shake our booty's no mystery!
It's gone at last, its time has past!
Now we can go back to shitposting!
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Does Glitter Glue still come here?
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>>13642081
Oh fuck I love skullmonkeys
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>>13642076
but where's the peanut tan
where's the peanut
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>>13642082
yes
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>>13642088
GG MORE DIVEQUEST/NANQUEST WHEN
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>>13642082
>>13642088
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>>13642091
Now with 100% natural peanut.
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Pony is a ghoul
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>>13642101
stram
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>>13642104
That's glorious,tan.
Did celestia drink too much?
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>>13642108
Sure, why not.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
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>>13642113
>https://
>s
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>>13642113
This song is more relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAdlZ2F-fs8
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>>13642115
>not forcing https everywhere
what are you,some kind of faggot?
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>>13642106
I really wish we got another halloween episode.
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>>13642116
This even more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
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>>13642120
>butthole surfers
who would ever call a band like that
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>>13641686
Rebno Des, the majestic pegasus.
She's just so... majestic.
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>>13642120
This more relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0
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>>13642129
Everyone in that video looks like a woman.
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>>13642124

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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>>13642139
EA,that's who.
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>>13642142
>I-I'm sorry I kind of raped you
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uhh
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>>13642150
I kind of raped someone once
They were pretty damn drunk

But I was drunk too so it's OK
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>>13642154
>>
Should I play Unreal tournament 2004 or the original?

I haven't played either in years
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sweaty ponies
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>>13642175
Host an MLPG server later today
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>>13642182
unf
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>>13642183
But I'm Australian
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>>13642188
>There are kangaroo spiders browsing MLPG right now
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>>13642182
sweaty smelly____ ponies
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>>13642195
unf
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>>13642195
>First look
>Applecest

>Second look
>Applejack is tearing the skin off of her hooves

>Third look
>Socks
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early morning ded
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I CAST A SPELL
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I want to have sex with a male
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>>13642224
How heterosexual of you
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>>13642230
Good
First order of business: You're fired and replaced by Anon
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>>13642234
>don't have to work anymore
YES
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>tfw still cant figure out the formula for drawing an image that everyone saves and reuploads over and over
sigh
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe3cbb987f477e80820cba1d93cc0c04/tumblr_mtf3n3xxoa1ra5gfio1_1280.png

Spook warning
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>>13642241
aaaaaaunfaaa
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>>13642241
I want to play Minecraft and CoC now

WE SHOULD MAKE COC-CRAFT
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>>13642247
>implying
minecraft is dead,son.
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>>13642247
COCKCRAFT
Isn't that what minecraft already is?
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>>13642239
JUST KEEP PRACTING
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>>13642272
WE'LL DO IT RIGHT
IT'S DEAD BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SEX OR TRANSFORMATION OR FUTAS IN IT
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Pony pony pony
Pony
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Celestia's wide, thick hips
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>>13642288
Celestia's incredibly tall and muscular build
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>>13642288
>>13642290
SHE'S A HORSE
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DED
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>GG played the Neverhood
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fuck you
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>mewball posts dogge
Ive seen teh future
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>>13642313
Go draw you nigger
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>>13642313
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>>13642319
fuck you im going to sleep

i finished a painting today (nearly) and drew two other horses anyway

not bad considering the other things i had to do today
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>>13642327
>Sleeping
Whatever faggot. You just a busta. A grade A busta that couldn't probably follow a damn train
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>>13642320

>posting my waifu

keep going
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Does anyone have that picture which explains what is tsundere, yandere and the likes?
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>>13642337
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>>13642327

How did thy painting turn out, Lyra's horsebando?
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>>13642341
BCS show you vagina.
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>>13642344
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sage
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>>13642341
celestia for pin-up book
turned out mediocre, although its not quite finished yet (few minor alterations are probably in order)
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>>13642340
Don't judge mr
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Total slave!
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>>13642359
That horse needs therapy
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>>13642356
I'm gonna call Pinkie Puffball when she's angry
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>>13642363
Nah, shes fine. What's the worst that can happen by giving alicorn powers to an unstable librarian?
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>>13642368
I was talking about Pinkie.
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ded
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i can't get a good sketch tool for SAI

i want one that effects opacity/density and width

marker does kinda but it acts funny

pencil doesn't let me

i can't get airbrush settings right either
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>>13642363
Sorry but..
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>>13642412
i think you can check the little box with the pencil tool that says density and width

if not switch to PS because it sounds like the most basic brush is what you're looking for
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No one has posted Density in a while
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>>13642420
>>13642363
Whoops, forgot link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
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>>13642422
i can't use PS

i need my stabilizer

and my tablet doesnt play well with the pressure settings. its even worse there, i still have the same problem there but with more then SAI
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>200 years later.
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>>13642429
Purely pinkiesomatics
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>>13642437
meh, probably shouldnt rely on stabilizer m8

that does suck though, good luck with that m8
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>>13642437
Why not illustudio?

It has all the sai features including stabalizer plus a ton of extras like text support and others from photoshop.
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BCS stop changing trip
thread stop ebing so dead
anon start contributing
GO GO GO
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>>13642452
bloody
i meant to post that picture at >>13642374
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>>13642465
I'm busy lifting
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>>13642468
Gee anon how can you lift and post at the same time?
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>>13642465
your mother.
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>>13642473
What about celestia, anon?
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>>13642472
In between reps you faget.
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I've got cum on me bum!
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>>13642465
I actually liked alicorn twily ;_;
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>>13642454
i dont rely on it, i just like it

adobe gives me jittery as fuck lines

very annoying

>>13642459
i have it, and used it. i dunno, i guess i don't want to relearn, even if its basically the same but better.

and the stabilizer seems different, and i don't have my brushes there

do you have any brush pack you can share? or can i use my SAI ones?

Also, the version i have is mostly Engrish. whine whine whine complain cry cry cry
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>>13642479
I've got cum on me sweetbuns!
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I'm sorry MLPG.
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>>13642491
It's okay anon, it wasn't your fault
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>>13642479
You said the line wrong Rarity.
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and HIGHER and HIGHER
and right before she hit the ground
ZOOM
she pulled up
VROOM!
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>>13642475
Celestia is not your mother, anon.

Hell, if she was fucking you she'd essentially be a pedophile.

You really want a pedophile for a mother?
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>>13642491
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>>13642503
Nothing wrong with /ss/
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>>13642484
You are not alone anon. Detractor are (probably the majority) more vocal.
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>>13642499
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>>13642503
Yes.
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oh and i love the autosave program i use

illustudio is not supported
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Holy shit what is it with these huge ass captchas with numbers?
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>>13642512
Move your bloomin' arse
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>>13642508

What about /sm/?
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>>13642520
>not knowing how to revert to words

keep doing google's dirty job.
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>>13642508
>>13642515
She's exploiting you anon. You're too young to understand now, but she's doing real damage to you.

It's best to just end it now to save yourself pain in the future.
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IS THAT A PONY? LET ME SEE I WON'T TELL ANYONE
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i didn't like Alicorn Twilight because she is maturing faster then I am, Im 30 and still live at home.
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>>13642520

I'm more concerned with this increased post cooldown time.
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>>13642529
I'll let her impregnate my ass.
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>>13642536
90 seconds for consecutive images, 60 otherwise.
I don't see the problem.
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>>13642532
>living at home

Everyone's living at home, anon.

If you're living with your parents, it's called 'living with your parents', not 'living at home'.

I fucking hate that phrase.
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>>13642532

>tfw life doesn't have a reset button
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>>13642536
I'd fuck that chubby little face.
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Damnit sweetiebelle
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>>13642545
of course it has, anon. You need to click the trigger on the hidden item and you get a reset!
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>>13642496
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>>13642545
At least it has an off switch.
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>>13642542

Like when people say "irregardless"?
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>>13642553
>special guest: ross irving

PLEASE ANON
I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY ASS
PLEASE
I NEED CUM INSIDE MY BOYPUSSY
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>>13642565
Or 'nucular'.
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>>13642563

deep
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>>13642576
NUCULAR LAUNCH DEDECTED
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>>13642576
homer, please.
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>>13642575
fuck, you ruined that comic for me forever.
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>>13642583
was it the ross thing or the boypussy?
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BRING ME THE ALPHA PONY!
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Hey Anonymous, you know that pony you lent me? I accidentally deleted your save file

sorry bro
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What's Big Macintosh's collar thing called?
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>>13642542
ok good point, but, regardless of your autism

you knew what i meant, yes, with my parent

and you saying parents flares my autism

>>13642545
oh I love my life, i have it made, bills paid, no responibility, do what i want when i want for years. It's just Twilicorn is privilieged as fuck. She really didn't earn it, in my eyes at least. I guess that's really why I don't like her anymore. I also don't like the princesses and royalty.

Luna and Celestia...and Candance...barely Candance. But those are gods in my eyes. Twilight fixing a spell she fucked up does not make you a god.

Moon Sun and Love are god worthy.

Twilght is the god of Magic? Magic of friendship? Friendship? Friends are only a means to an end. I can understand maybe God of Clansmenship? People you are willing to die for etc... not just people you happened to have a kinship with on a fliting basis, that will expire when you move away.
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>>13642542
Otters and seals do not fly.
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>>13642610
I hope you one day accumulate the courage to kill yourself, anon.
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>>13642606
It's a collar. Similar to a yoke if you want a more functional name for it.
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>>13642512
What is it, Rara-sama?
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>>13642627
i have no reason to do that, im happy. I wake up with conviction to create and love. I very much enjoy existence.

i hope you can say the same.
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>>13642512
This always reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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Never be creative!
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>>13642644
Would you a venomous harridan?
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>>13642655
Pone should show cleaning self more often in show
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>>13642658
The demon has been invoked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
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>>13642658
green is not a creative color
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>>13642643
bat pony pls stop
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>>13642663
why
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>13642675
Reap what you sow, heathen.
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>>13642662
Pimmy's style of ponies is my favorite
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>>13642670
can't be stopped or helped
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>>13642658
Fuck you Imma do it right now.
What if there were like, demons who couldn't speak in human tongues, so they'd contract with people to be their "voice", and you have some that just talk like normal people, some who do dramatic readings, and some demons with entire orchestras singing their every thought.
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Why don't you spend over 30 minutes playing a single song on the piano, only to prepare some expensive tea with honey and lemons, MLPG?
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>>13642682
but it wasn't me
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>"A-anon... can I c-cum now? Please?"
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>>13642663
>all those "explained" videos

Why are people so dumb
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>>13642643
>enjoying existence
getaloadofthisguy.jpg
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>>13642703
>existing
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>>13642702
Because they think they're smarter than everyone else.
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>>13642663
I've never actually seen this before.

Neat.
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>>13642701
No. 19 more hours.
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>>13642701
>foldered
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>>13642711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbos9yn8JI

Seriously, this... this is idiotic. And people say he's a genius for doing it.
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>>13642729
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>>13642703
>>13642703
it is what you make of it
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>>13642729
>pretentious lobsterfuckers
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>>13642237
How excessively unsettling
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>>13642736
Lobsterfucker? that's new.
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>>13642729
Why the fuck.
Why the FUCK.
Are we the only intelligent guys left?
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>>13642735
I disagree
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>>13642747
I wouldn't call MLPG intelligent
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>>13642742
Not if you fuck lobsters

Why don't you fuck lobsters, anon?
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>>13642742
I like using unusual insults
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>>13642748
the great thing is we both are right

i agree that you disagree, but, still doesn't change my subjectivity on the matter. Cheers~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

If you post creepy cartoon for kids, at least do it right.
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is it really LK's birthday today?
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>>13642758
nice bait
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>>13642778
no, last week.
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>>13642798
No that guy but I think you're reaching
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>>13642798
you spelt bat wrong
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>>13642800
huh
his tumblr post made it sound like today
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who wants my wallpaper I made it just for my rainmeter theme, and also because there is not enough tech-pones
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I wish I had a wife
I wish I had a partner
I wish someone loved me
I wish I had friends
I wish someone liked me
I wish I didn't have MLPG
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>>13642829
l2respectwhatyouhaveandearnmoreotherwiseyoujustlose
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>>13642827
>windows 8
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>>13642747
Don't flatter yourself, hun.
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>>13642829
One of these things are just going to come to you, so appreciate what you've already got
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>>13642837
I also have xubuntu... But it is kind of silly, I'm using it for a file server and my laptoop.

I'm going to l2gentoo
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>>13642846
>One
none
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>>13642836
This
For the most part, I love you guys
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>>13642827
>this much rice
>windows 8

/g/ would have a field day with you.
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>>13642855
>loving
>things
>or people
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>>13642856
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>>13642829
Ouch. That hurts, Anon.
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Would you pone in the Zone?
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>>>/q/
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>>13642876
>tfw /q/ is ded
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>>13642876
too soon anon

too soon...
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>>13642864
You can't stop me anon
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>>13642663
This is just abhorrent. Typical Liberal brainwashing agenda hellbent on converting the entire american continents into strongholds of sodomites. As for the part that's supposed to be "disturbing", If you were legitimately knocked off track from that pathetic attempt at 'shocking content' you're a disgrace.

Stop wasting your time on sodomistic material, such as this (along with smosh, taa, rwj, etc) and please watch a documentary or a scientific lecture. Stop destroying the human race.
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I want a bat pone of my very own
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>>13642871
Da.
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>>13642871
I would zone in the pone.
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>>13642892
I want a large flared change I can hilt for free.
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>>13642701
It's only been six hours since we started cuddling. Why must you ruin this weekend with your constant need for orgasms? I've been looking forward to cuddling all month!
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>>13642902
Would someone here buy me a horse dildo if I promised to show myslef using it? I really want one.
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>>13642902
That seems like it would be difficult
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>>13642913
wretched thing costs more than 150 bucks.
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>>13642916
I meant the hilting part, those things are fucking huge.
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>>13642910
>"B-but what about me?"
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>>13642892
>>>/tulpa/
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>>13642921
Eh. If I can fist myself I can do that. It's just that you can't really know since I've never had two fists.
I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.
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>>13642896
Easy there, stalker.
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>>13642925
>>>/unf/
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>>13642925
Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to respect you afterwards.

As soon as you cum I go back to stroking your hair.
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>>13642933
>Don't just stand there! Come in!
>My informationcould be well fo use for you.
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>>13642932
I have a medium one, and damn it can be difficult at times

But it's also really fucking enjoyable
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I am gonna cuddle the shit out of all the ponies once I get into equestria.

I'll even cuddle them without consent
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>>13642942
I enjoy the sensation of fullness and the whole stretching. I don't think it'd be a real problem for me.

How much did you pay for it?
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>>13642948
It was a gift, so I can't say
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>>13642946
one millihitler
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>>13642946
You'll see me there, anon...you'll see me there...
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>>13642939
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>>13642946
what a creep

consented cuddles are 100x better than forced cuddles
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>>13642958
wait a minute, who gifted you a horse dildo?
Are you a woman?
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>>13642337
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>>13642963
My flight was supposed to arrive in Funville, but it seems we've had a layover in Boner City
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>>13642962
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>>13642337
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>>13642865
>all those clocks
ARE YOU FATHER TIME?
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>you will never wake up hugging your ponimouto and your coltouto
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>>13642968
No, it was a birthday gift from my boyfriend at the time
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>>13642977
oh man that's just sad.
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>>13642871
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>>13642962
>He thinks he'll be in "Equestria" when he kills himself
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pony lied in court
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>>13642968
>Are you a woman?
always wishfully thinking that women come here
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>>13642984
Lucky bastard.
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>>13642984
What is the protocol for returning sex toys bought by an ex?

Do you throw it away? Do you mail it to their mother? Do you use it to hate-fuck them by proxy?

I ask these things because I wonder what Gilda did with the ones Rainbow Dash bought her.
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>>13643001
You keep them.
Jesus, a dildo's a dildo, the more the fucking merrier.
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>>13642871

this is bait
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>>13643001
You keep it usually, I don't see why you wouldn't.

>>13642998
I really don't use it often enough..
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>>13643001
>you'll never have an ex
>you'll never be bought sex toys for anal fun together

Life is suffering.
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>>13642986
I don't understand why you all cry about and say how said it is to not have ponies. but, if you were willing to put in an iota of effort. you can have one.
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>>13643013
Anon, you NEED to use it. Gaping assholes from extremely large dildos are my fetish. Go and stretch your boypussy.
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>>13642975
>"Mmph mf mm hm."
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You know what they do with the pigs raise on Applejack's farm, don't ya?
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>>13643001
Nothing wrong with just keeping your things. What are you, a woman?
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>>13643031
That game was utterly retarded.
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>>13641684

that's wacist
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>>13643031
They are like show dogs.

Also, they can hunt for Truffles.
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Sex with amazon Celestia
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>>13643021
Well it's not /extremely/ large, it's only a medium one. It takes so much preparation though..

If it wasn't such a pain in the ass literally I'd use it much more
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>>13643031
Convert their fat into soap?
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>>13643031
Methane to power Ponyville
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>>13643043
nonexistent
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>>13643031
That is a cute pig
>>13643046
No to be cute and fat
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>>13643031
Play Dress up.
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>>13643021
>boypussy
ANON PLS

PLS STOP
IT'S AN ASSHOLE
IT'S A GUYS ASSHOLE
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>>13643043
I'm okay with that.
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>>13643016
I'm not crying because I don't ahve ponies. I'm sad because there's people that want to kill themselves because of that.

>>13643044
>preparation
Enema takes up to an hour.
self fisting and stretching takes fifteen minutes.
Lube up, bam. go.
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>>13643039

I haven't played it yet. How bad is it?
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Sex with human futa celestia but forced to be a pet pony who sometimes get turned from a mare to a filly and gets daily dickings from Celestia
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>>13643071
No.
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sensual foreplay and intercourse and afterglow with celestia
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>>13643060
It's as if they took the dark descent, copied it, put the same monsters(the water mosnter IS the same, but it's half-assedly explained through notes that it's another one and that's invisible because of "loldunno"and don't know why it's only in water) and tacked on a shitty story that makes no fucking sense at all.
The execution is terrible, the gameplay is flawed, the story sucks and the immersion is non-existant.

1/10 "IT'S SHIT"
-IGN
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>>13643001
>>13643001

Gilda probably kept them. Fuck captcha.
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>>13643071
and ZOOPITY BEEP BOP OH but then she ZIP ZAP WIPPITY WOP and finally they Shamalama boopity boop
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>>13643080
cosby pls

pls
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>>13643059
>self fisting
I'm so out of practice I'd need to do lots of stretching in order to take it comfortably again
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>>13643075
>I'm gonna nuzzle you with my muzzle
>nuzzle nuzzle
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>>13643075
>>13643043
these are good things.
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>>13643087
...you can be out of practice in self fisting?
Man, I must a naturally flexible and loose asshole then.
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>>13643093
Wow, she's tiny.
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>>13643077

Damn. Not even gonna buy it now.
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>>13643093
Every time I see this, I can't help but stare at that soft, puffy pussy.
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>>13643059
oh

well, thats stupid, there are people that want to kill themselves for a lot nonsense reasons. and guess what, that is their right to think and do it, if it ever comes to it.
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I want to fuck a buttslut anon
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>>13643096
No, that sword alone is about 2 meters high.

>>13643098
Watch a no-commentary playthrough, there's a good one on youtube with 1080p. Don't just take my word, see how stupid it is.
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>>13643071

pony is not for sexual
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>>13643096
but anon, that sword is nearly 7 feet long.
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>>13643060
They actively cut out the game parts of Dark Descent to make way for the story. If you like flowery language, steam, Victorian stuff, class struggle, gore, and reading it's at least worth a glance. Otherwise, meh.

Soundtrack and voice acting are bretty good though.
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>>13643105
go fuck yourself
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>>13643106

Yeah, I will or I'll just pirate the damn thing.
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>>13643105
I'd want to get fucked by you too, anon! sad we don't live in the same area.
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>>13643106
>>13643108
riiight
and the sword is your penis too
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>>13643105
anal is kinda shitty compared to pussy
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>>13643114
I can't, unlike these guys
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>>13643105
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>>13643114

this
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>>13643107
Pony is for all the sexual.
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>>13643095
Yeah, you can. It's why I'm put off using chance again because of all the warm up required
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>>13643122
"That sounds like something I'D say!"
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>>13643122
Funny
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>>13643122
hilarious
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pony is going to dunk you
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>>13643120
freud pls
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rolling for stuffs
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>>13643119
>tfw you'll never live around the corner from a MLPGer
>tfw he'll never be a pretty cool guy
>tfw he'll never be a massive slut too

You're all disgusting but I kind of want that
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>>13643139
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>>13643145
NOT IF I DUNK HER FIRST!

>COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
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>>13643151
I am sure that following the laws of probability there are two mlpgers living next to oneanother/just some miles.

By following the laws of probability again, it's probably said person's hateanon.
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>MMC was a musical
>think we'll never get another one
>We're gonna get another one
I'm happy that they're wiling to reuse things like that.
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>>13643161
>the next musical has the featured pony becoming an alicorn
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>>13643167
So Pinkie is the next alicorn.
Cool I guess
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http://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3R
I don't want to know what would happen with Rarity and a Doritos Locos Taco.
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>>13643161
>tfw Ponk musical episode
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How big is your pone folder?
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>>13643174
>tfw 60 second cooldown during showtime
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>>13643151
I don't think everyone here is disgusting, but I'd probably be the slut in this case so it's probably more important how I look

Just kinda average looking, but tall
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>>13643179
FUCK
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>>13643180
>tfw fit, hung and attractive
>but short

I feel weird topping
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>>13643192
>tfw fit, hung and attractive
>6' tall
>tanned
>can't do anything but lay on the bed and masturbate
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>>13643179
>4chan is not a chatroom
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>>13643179
I still don't get why 60s is such a big thing for any situation that doesn't involve /b/ style get spamming or something.
Hell, for some reason I was under the impression it had always been 60; I guess it was 30 before?
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>>13643179
say there are 20 anons on from start to finish and they all post once a minute

that's 440 posts for the episode plus 160 for commercials

we'll barely get past bump limit if everybody posts as often as they can
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>>13643202
Have you ever been here on episode day?
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>>13643201
4chan is not a forum either.
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>>13643192
>short guy topping a tall guy
All of my unf
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>>13643202
Loads of /b/s came here when /mlp/ was made. Think real hard about this.
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>>13643176
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>>13643202
It was 30 seconds for a long time, used to be less than that.
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>>13643222
Pray
for
mojo
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>>13643214
4chan is a shit

>>13643176
i have to much pony on usb ext. hd and folders on my computer to calculate
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>>13643222
1.1 G.
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>>13643211
Yeah, I guess you're right, there might be more than one thing that needs exclaiming about in a one-minute period.
I guess people'll just have to remember them and exclaim about a minutes worth of events per post.
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>>13643202
You can make decent quality posts at a rate or 3/minute assuming you don't link to multiple posts in one reply (which you really shouldn't do) and there is a lot of discussion going on. In the current thread you'd only need a 30-40s timer occasionally, but when the thread is fast and you are discussing something, it happens very often that even 30s is too low.
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>>13643214
>>13643201
4chan is not a place to discuss things
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>>13643250
4chan isn't.
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>>13643250
4chan is not a place to post pictures.
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>>13643214
Technically it is.
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>>13643251
>>13643251
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>>13643252
>4 eyes
IT'S A CHANGELING BURN THAT PAINTING
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pony smells your bellybutton
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>>13643266
Short, pasty, plain, and average penis'd people have girlfriends too.

Those girlfriends just aren't ponies...
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>>13643250
i look forward to when he makes this place so horrid and difficult to post and talk i can finally leave this retched place

i already have spent more time banned then unbanned here. im serving a 90 day ban atm, and before i had my static perma banned for over a year.

posting ponies on /b/ 4 lyfe

i can only hope for release someday
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>>13643222
2400 of those are unsorted
There's another folder of 4000 files that's probably at least half pony that I've yet to fold into it.
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>>13643274
Tall, dark, handsome, and hung penis'd people don't have pony girlfriends either.

Something you all can bond over.
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>>13643274
I still don't understand how they got them.
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>>13643280
what the hell, what's that?
Wins 8?
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Celestia is disappointed in you.
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>>13643288
>flat buttons
>ugly
what else could it be
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>>13643283
> be attractive
> at least don't be unattractive
That includes being funny and caring; don't do turnoffy shit and bathe occasionally.

Actually if you're a Crunchie you can forego that too but that's a dangerous road
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>>13643282
You know who DOES have pony girlfriends?!

Hermit ranchers
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>>13643291
W-what did I do?
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>>13643294
a crunchie? what's that?
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>>13643296
It's probably because you're a huge cunt
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>tfw still no new chapter
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>>13643295
>angry all the time
>yells and rants a lot
>projects his anger onto other people
>fucks horses

Steve should be our champion
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>>13643303
It's a hippy or punk who as a rule doesn't bathe.
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>>13643296
Are you socially retarded?
Do you ever stop talk talk to women?
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>>13643296
It generally has to do with going out. Most of those apply to me all the same, but I never go to discos or anything of the sort, not that I live in an area with plenty of them, but the few that exist I never visit. If I have free time, I'm sitting inside at my computer, and you don't meet people like that.
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>>13643296
Maybe you have no defining personality?
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>>13643303
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>>13643291
Oh, good. Luna's more my type anyway.
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>>13643309
>reading FoE
>reading fanfics of Fanfics
>reading fanfics of fanfics of FANFICS
>FOE
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>>13643296
you probably have a bad personality or you don't talk to people

you still have us
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>>13643328
It's both
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>>13643266
>>13643271
>>13643282
>>13643283
>>13643315
>>13643320
>>13643321
>>13643328
>>13643333

All of you, this is not pony at all.

>>>/soc/
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>>13643325
LINK ME THAT PAGE OF THAT GG ANIMATION
I DON'T REMEMBER IT
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>>13643327
>not reading hot griffon dickings
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>>13643327
So what? I like the story and the character.
Besides, EVERYTHING is a derivative work of everything else. Why that would stop you from enjoying something is beyond me.
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>>13643334
You know what ELSE isn't Pony?

Equestria Grillz
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>Fluttershy wants to talk about her insecurities
>she also has a giant stab wound

Which problem do you help her with first?
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> Don't hit on me, silly boys~
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>>13643355
How long do I have to endure her whining until she passes out?
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>>13643355
If she's bleeding or in severe pain, obviously the second
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>>13643333
Social anxiety is a bitch
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>>13643355
Talk while bandaging her and in the car on the way to the hospital
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>>13643291
dun care, luna is my god, besides mango god
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>>13643355
Carry her to Pony Hospital as I hurriedly discuss her insecurities

"Oh, it's okay really. Angel just gets really angry sometimes..."
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>>13643356
I wish voxix sucked less
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>>13643355
Stab wound.
I mean if it's a vital stab wound.
If it isn't, I guess she can talk about her social anxiety all she wants.
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>>13643356
Ugh, I won't.
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>>13643356
Can you at least post something by an actually good anthro artist?
>>
brotherly
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>>13643336
>>13643342
you guys are idiots. I want >fanfiction anon back.
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I don't think I can fap and finish to an on-model pony. What kind of ponyfag am I?
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>>13643333
Then do something about it
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>>13643385
a hollow one
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>trying to draw humans

Wow i didnt realize how fucking easy it is to draw pone in comparison. Humans are hard.
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>>13643376
Okay.
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>>13643382
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>>13643359
yeah. It shouldn't exist though. people didn't have it this much in the last 40 years.
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>>13643383
Got you covered.
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>>13643385
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>>13643400
thank you.
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>>13643392
Human with wings isn't anthro
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>Go slutting on m4m on craigslist
>Work up your confidence till you make it in the real world

>If you get no responses kill yourself

Super simple stuff, guys
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>>13643383
Wow what a well written thought provoking argument. Gee I really learned my lesson.
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>>13643392
that's humanized, not anthro
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>>13643416
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>>13643412
Humans don't have wings or horns.
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>>13643395
Technology allows people to rely on social interaction less, so that problems like it can't be dealt with like they used to
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>>13643418
>go do it
>some fat bastard
>you end up sucking him off regretting it horribly
>both of you leave
>several days later
>a rash appears
>doesnt go away
>go to doctor
>he gave you the clap
t-t-thanks....
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>>13643418
>how to get STDs
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>>13643412
FIIIINE
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>>13643427
Rainbow Dash is thinking, "That Venom2204...he's got the heart of a champion..."
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>>13643418
>craigslist
So you're saying a bunch of stds will fix my problems?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13643436
ponies isn't anthro either!
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>>13643444
thanks doc
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You guys remember THIS?
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Pony wants to know what u are doing for Nightmare Night
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>>13643474
I'm doing pony.
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>>13643474
Nothing
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>>13643474
Giving candies to cute fillies.
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>>13643436
>pregnant Fluttershy
>wearing hair back
>looking hopeful for the future

Heart-Boner is holding at 99% capacity
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That artist doesn't do just bipedal ponies
Unless you want to slam-dance right into some definition of 'anthro' that means 'thumbs and fingers or no deal'
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What if you met your waifu and she ended up having a cock bigger than yours?
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>>13643474
Ploughing my fiancee after a short trip down to the drinky party.

You know, the human one. Maybe you should stop asking if I'm "doing anything," because the answer is probably breeding my soon-to-be wife.
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>>13643483
Anthro is anthro, and this is a version of it
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>>13643485
I'd love that
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>>13643483
those bitches need to eat a sandwich
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>>13643485
jokes on you , i waifu'd a changling
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>>13643485
My dick would never be soft again
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>>13643418
Fuck fluttershy, I don't want guys.
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>>13641674
she's just a little lost, she'll be alright
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>>13643494
derpy was always good enough
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>>13643499
so you'd be fine with something like this http://derpibooru.org/412636 ?
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don't you ever get thosedays when you think you're wasting your life and there's more to it than playing videogames and posting ponies?
I'm having one now.
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>>13643522
I drink, masturbate and post ponies until those feelings go away
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>>13643516
yeah.
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>>13643522
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>>13643513
Those faces are scary.
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>>13643523
> why not just blow dollar dollar on hookers when you can date and potentially get sex for less
> with someone you trust
> and someone who'd get tested before getting the fuckings
Okay now
Off to /soc/ with you
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>>13643527
somehow that doesn't seem right.
I'M HAVING A MARCHE MLPG
OH GOD HELP ME
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>>13643522
draw ponies

>>13643516
no, i would just ask her to change back to colgate
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Vidya
Dubs - Sleep
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>>13643534
I'm with you with the trust and everything but whores on the long run cost way less than girlfriends.
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Pregnant ponies are so cute to me
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>>13643497
>I don't like them when they're not skinny!
>they're too skinny!

make up your mind
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Happy birthday

Also stram pls
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>>13643538
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>>13643542
if you ask her to change in to a pony while she's got an erection like that you're going to end up with a futa or stallion
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>>13643522
I have them every single day
It's called anxiety

And it's so bad that I've resolved to kill myself within 6 months if my life doesn't improve
The anxiety and self hate stops me from making improvements
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>>13643534
thats advice for the forever alone, girls won't talk to me, etc... just pay them.

and even if you go along with your plan, sex is not guaranteed, however mine is.

point being is you are going to pay for it, regardless. so why not make sure?

there are escorts too, if you want a date.
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>>13643554
>I don't like them when they're not skinny!
I never said that.
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>>13643551
Just imagine how much FS would care for her own foal considering how much she gives to other animals.
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>>13643558
>>13643548
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>>13643554
NO
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>>13643569
>implying she wouldn't go RULES OF NATURE like all pegasuses and leave the child out in the woods
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>>13643562
I'd say they're called "realizations".
Realizations you should change your life.
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>>13643550
>but whores on the long run cost way less than girlfriends.
depends how much you want to put into them, if the relationship revolves only around you buying them gifts it's time to stop
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>>13643562
oh god, it's this faggot again

>>13643561
nope
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>>13643558
Thanks. And we'll see.
>>
HOLY SHIT IT'S FRIDAY
FRIDAY
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
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>>13643571
oh shit, it's that time already
I haven't finished this lewd greentext I was writing as a gift
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>>13643575
Please, fs motherly instincts are already in full gear. With an actual foal from her they would go into overdrive.
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>>13643593
What if I don't wanna?
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>>13643593
KLONDORK SHUT UP AND WORK ON THE GAME
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HALT
Cute time.
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>>13643604
>that Sweetie
I'm dead
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>>13643593
IT'S BALLER FRIDAY
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>>13643593
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MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING
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>>13643613
BALLAS GET FUCKED, THIS IS GROVE TERRITORY
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>>13643604
That is adorable of Celestia. More ponies should hang out with the CmC.
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>Why don't you have friends,anonymous?
>beccause social anxiety is a bitch, celestia.
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>>13643617
Just enjoy it

Kill yourself if you don't. It's for the best
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>>13643623
Id actually like to get to know people with common interest.
It's such a pain to only have fake friends
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You just caught pony checking you out.

Wat do?
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>>13643632
anal sex the ost
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>>13643634
tell pony she needs to pay her overdue fees
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>>13643635
applejack dont you have farm work you're supposed to be doing
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>>13643634
Why is Pinkie's Sister checking me out?
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>>13643623
This is pretty much how our conversation would go
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>>13643633
how do you get friends that are fake?
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>>13643634
Remind her I'm not a book or DVD.
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>>13643632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o&list=RD02hTWKbfoikeg
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>>13643632
Avantasia - The Seven Angels
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>>13643654
Well I myself have some.. questionable interests, which I can't share with my friends apparently.
I tried with easy stuff but the reaction to it was clear.
So, fake friends. I'm all cool with them but they aren't.. true friends.
Id consider a true friend one that shares my interests, which seems like an impossible task to find. I wouldn't even know where to look for.
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>>13643657
What if she wants to hear your critique about her music?
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>>13643667
It's ... "interesting."
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>>13643666
>Well I myself have some.. questionable interests, which I can't share with my friends apparently.
What?
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>>13643666
I know what you mean satan, I have similar 'friends'

I don't know how you make decent friends though, or if that's even possible for me anymore
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>>13643678
The answer is acceptable. She is now asking for you hand in marriage.
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>>13643682
Sucks for us
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>>13643681
Horsefucking, obviously
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>>13643682
>or if that's even possible for me anymore
>>13643682
f my parents can still make friends all the time, so can you
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>>13643686
No, Octavia. I have a fiancee. You know, the only other Human in town.
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>>13643692
I don't mean because of age, but because the longer I spend alone the stranger a person I become and it seems like that would only make it harder for me to find similar people
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>>13643695
You mean, you?
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>>13643695
What if she was the other human in town?
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>>13643708
Impossible, she's a pony.
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>>13643708
I'll take that nonwinking cunt and a slice of cake, yes please.
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>>13643690
Diverse fetishes like lolicon, monster girls.
I love hentai games, etc.
Pretty vanilla here but to some people apparently too much.
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>>13643686
If you marry Octavia, would she want you to cart her cello around for her?
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why won't this stupid fucking horse put her wings in public on like she's supposed to
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>>13643721
You don't bond with your friends over what you fucking masturbate to
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calling someone a fake friend is one of the most pretensious things you can say

it's all fucking fake, the only thing real is you. what you do, is the only real. everyone else is using you as a means to an end. even you parents have used you. as a means to prolong their genetic material. a consequence of sex/rape. get the fuck over it, you were born alone in your mind and you will die alone... the sooner you come to grips with this the better.

or make a tulpa, and share your exisistence with something of your own creation, but that is a different conversastion.
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>>13643714
But what about Octavia?
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>>13643730
I don't only masturbate to it, it's a hobby
I collect that stuff, draw it a ton and so on
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>>13643734
I feel like making a tulpa must be the final stage in completely giving up on normal social interaction with others
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>>13643734
you're not real
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>>13643734
>Being this much of an angry pseudo-intellectual solipsist
Go read more Sam Harris you euphoric cunt
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>>13643734
*tips fedora*
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Hello, Anonymous, it's me, your wife. Let's go to the bedroom, shall we?
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>>13643761
Anything for you, dear
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>>13643761
>Implying hypnosis works on Universe-E18DHFGLT - humans
Try that shit on Pseudo humans you dumb horse
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>>13643761
>implying that she scared anon
>not running out of the room after 10 minute with him alone
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>>13643751
im not a solipsist

i believe you all are real, i just can't prove

>>13643748
you can't prove that

>>13643746
nah, i have plenty of friends, and still have made one. it's nice

>>13643757
and in this moment im euphoric

>>13643751
fuck reading, but which book?

>>13643761
not yet honey, im staying up to practice drawing

that feel when colgate changling tulpa
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>>13643766
>not playing along to make her feel powerful
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Sorry guys, no stram today. I should have just gone to bed.
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>>13643772
>reply wall
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>>13643772
>making a tulpa based on a creature that feeds on love and attention
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Sleep tight
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>>13643781
I can think of a couple examples
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FORKS
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I want to bury my face in Celestia's big butt while she giggles and muses what odd creatures humans are.
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>>13643776

go attention whore elsewhere
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You guys are my true true friends
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>>13643803
>interacting with another sentient being who has no clue of human customs in this manner
It's like you want your entire life to be awkward
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>>13643772
> "fuck reading"
> no caps
So fanfichateanon doesn't like to read and loves tulpas
What a fucking surprise
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>>13643816
I'd ask the cutie before I touched the booty, though.
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>>13643812
ewww
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>>13643772
You're stupid as shit and you're so engulfed in your own stupidity and confusion that you honestly believe that you found yourself upon logic and cardinal truths.
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>>13643803
I want to do the same, but to Blueblood's plump nuts
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>>13643826
Wait
I love you
Don't hate me
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>>13643822
I'd ask if it matters if poneland ended up more looking like horses but I'm afraid of the answer
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>>13643781
there are worse things

>>13643817
im not hateanon or any version of that variety
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>>13643837
You know the answer, Anon
IT'S AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT
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>>13643837
Ew no, real horses are profoundly unsexy.
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>>13643837
cons: less expressive, no soft/marshmallowy hooves
pros: significantly larger

I'd do it as long as they still had personal hygiene
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>>13643846
I'm sexually attracted to horses.
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>>13643846
Yeah I share the same sentiment but the whole winking thing is just sorta hard to ignore

>>13643845
>
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>>13643831
i dont believe in logic or cardinal truths

at least in the sense you are using them

those are human constructs

chaos reigns supreme

however, my subjective reality has some experiences that have provided of worth

i would never expect you to accept my reality with your own
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Have you been working on improving?
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>>13643872
I have not
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>>13643832
While he brags about how much of an honor it must be to huff the esteemed balls of a pony monarch?
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>>13643864
>chaos reigns supreme
CRAAAWLLLING IIINNNN MY SKIIIINNN
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>>13643872
how am i doing
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>>13643872
wow
the eyes are actually worse now and the bent leg is twisted backwards
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>>13643872
Yes I have, been drawing alot lately, and watching alot of art videos
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>>13643886
If you draw every single waking moment of your life you'd probably be able to do that
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>>13643881
what you implying is that somehow my belief in entropy makes me edgy

i don't see the correlation
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>>13643884
IS THAT A PONY
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I wish I could have a girlfriend give me backrubs
And massages
They'd feel so great
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it's after sex
pony is satisfied and you're cuddling
suddenly

pony starts playing with your butt
and giggling at it jiggling
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>>13643897
I have been drawing every day for about a year and I am barely at her july level...
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>>13643901
Are you a pony?
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>>13643901
soon to be

>>13643909
go to a masseuse

they give better back rubs
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>>13643875
"Look dude, I picked you because I expected you to be fucking huge. Either you swell these up with magic, tone down the attitude or I'll go find another stallion to fondle. I passed like a dozen unicorns on the way over, I'm sure one of them will let play with their junk without being a dick about it."
"That said, yes, they're very nice and I would prefer if I didn't have to look elsewhere"
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>>13643925
yeah but with a masseuse it's impersonal
with a girlfriend it's also cute.
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>>13643872
Blows my mind how some people are able to draw exactly what they see in their head.
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>>13643920
Not anymore!
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>>13643939
>gun firing in space
nigga
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>>13643939
hat's insane.
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>>13643945
Lyra, you're still a pony.

Take off the goggles.
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>>13643936
mine have always had weak hands, and got tired/bored after a few minutes.

but, hey, keep the hope anon! maybe date a masseuse?
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fat pony clit
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>>13643955
Sounds like a great idea.
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>>13643958
It's like sucking on a loli!
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>>13643945
What the heck Lyra
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>>13643954
nope, no ponies here
I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>13643949
I'm pretty sure guns work in space
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>>13643968
Lyra, please. We can see you wearing them.
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>>13643963
good luck
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>>13643971
It wouldn't look like that
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>>13643971
Modern guns sure do.
Though I would be more worried about recoil than anything
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>>13643939
You're telling me taht fi I start drawing I'll get like that in 10 years?

Sign me in.
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>>13643991
Draw 12 hours per day and you will
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>>13643978
now you've made her cry
what the hell is wrong with you, anon
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>>13643975
>that fucking rabbit
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>>13643996
>loli lyra humanization

pfffffffft
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Guys, can we be /v/ for a minute? I have a question about minecraft multiplayer.
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>>13644000
Different furry.
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>>13644013
no
especially not for minecraft
go ask on horsefucking.co/v/
there should be a minecraft thread on the first page
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>>13644013
can we not?
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>>13643939
>tfw every time I try to learn something new I eventually stop caring no matter how much I wanted to do it
>tfw terrible at nearly everything
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>>13643780
I blame one minute cooldown.
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I had a pony dream. It had rarijack in it
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>>13644025
>>13644029
alright.alright.

It was something about tactics, nevermind.
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>>13643975
>It's ok and not a self insert because the character's not really a pony at all!
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>>13644032
yeah, me too
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>>13644047
But Queen Twilight's her self-insert.
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>>13644032
Fight apathy anon.
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>>13644041
I blame the parents.
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>>13644000
0r0 doesn't sketch like that
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>>13644032
Everybody starts off bad.
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>>13644024
oh? who then?
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>>13644049
When people talk about Kayla's self-insert, they're not talking about Twilight, they're talking about the OC that get jealous of Twilight
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>>13644050
but it's so much easier to work a shitty-but-decent-paying job that will never lead anywhere
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>>13644063
But I seriously can't into loomis.
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>>13644066
>throwing insults blindly
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>>13644080
>sucking cocks for a living
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>>13644077
Maybe you should start with the basics. It all starts with a single line, so perfect doing that line. Then go up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDNDOKnArk
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>>13644067
the oc getting jealous of the oc because the oc got the oc and not the oc
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>>13644091
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>>13643975
Can we not
This artist makes me really uncomfortable
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>>13644099
>all dat jelly
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>>13644098
>tfw mile is ded
Where is he, anyways?
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>play Thomas was alone because someone mentions it
>Chapter 4
I can't deal with this. Fuck everything
I need ponies. Cute ponies. Please
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>>13642978
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>>13644108
He did a doodle for the general like... a month ago? Maybe two months? I dunno what else he was up to.
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>>13644099
Is this better?
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Does anybody ahve that picture of "how to draw a pony" with "draw a circle" then "draw the rest of the fucking pony"?
With pinkie pie. Beautifully done, with a pencil.
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>>13644113
nah
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>>13644113
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>>13644106
This isn't being jealous about artistic talent
Something about his art makes me uncomfortable and I don't like seeing it.

>>13644120
I-I guess
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>>13644113
What happens in chapter 4 again? It's been a while.
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>>13644129
>his
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>>13644142
What the fuck ever
I wouldn't know the gender if I didn't go to the blog
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>>13644113
The music in that game was amazing
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>>13644122
wait wait I have it
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>>13644146
She's a fat black chick who's been married several times (for real, and also for fictional, her first OC married Sonic and her latest OC married Sombra)
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>>13644129
Its a black woman that self insert her self into Twilight, accepted slavery with the stupid comic, and get her butt fuck by a edgy dark OC.
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>>13644157
If you want to enjoy pony art you're better off not knowing anything about the artist or just not caring
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>>13644161
>insert her self into Twilight
unf
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>>13644135
Everyone dies
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>>13644161
>accepted slavery
But she's dismantling it from within! You just don't understand TwiSombra.
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>>13644157
>>13644161
I'm surprised but at the same time I'm not
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>>13644077

Try taking a figure drawing class.

I'm currently taking my first one right now, and I can already feel myself improving. It's a great way to get into the feel of working fast, improving hand eye coordination, getting a better sense of volume and construction, etc etc
https://www.dropbox.com/s/f5jsrz40repe4yx/IMG_20130918_173442_913.jpg
These were 2 minute poses, but we went down to 15 second ones and that's when you see the learning.
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>>13644161
...Why did you feel the need to bring up that she was black?
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Pony with a food baby.
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>>13644185
It helps put the picture in your head better
not him
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>>13644185
why wouldn't you? Are you racist?
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