I hope OP gets fucked in the ass

I want dresses, Raridresses.

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the guy who streams at thirdcitadel got banned for advertising, so you might not see his streams for 7 days

>>13638990
But OP would enjoy that

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All these hats

i want to see a pony Heidi Klum to say "you're out".

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>>13638961
See what you did to her
Look what your booping did

>>13638995
That look like fucking corsettes and things that come out of a sex shop.

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>>13639000
>>13638990

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THIS IS NOW A TWILY THREAD
POST ONLY TWILY AND HER BROTHER

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>>13639025
Incoming incest

I wrote a self-insert fanfic about getting friends and actually finding a talent

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>>13638977
What if she doesn't want a new one?

>>13638999
At least I'll be able to see his ban in the ban page to prove it

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>>13639016
there is only 1 solution. I must boop harder.

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>>13639025
I'm okay with this unexpected turn of events
>>13639037
Fuck off, Applehorse.

>>13639043
Not all bans are shown, which is such a shame.

>>13639037
That would make a pretty good episode
Rarity tries to take Applejack hat shopping because she notices that her hat is falling apart. They spend the day looking at new ones and then Applejack has to explain to her that she got that hat from her dad. so Rarity just fixes it for her

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>>13638996
No one survives
Derpy is thoroughly embarrased

>>13639036
I wrote a story about how anon is a fag. I guess my fiction comes to life.

>>13639043
what is the ban page? does it show tripfags who are banned?

>>13639062
But what if the hat is from her mom?

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>>13639049
If you boop her again, she's going to turn into something else worse

>>13639076
mares shouldn't wear hats, it's not proper

>>13639075
Read the news faggot.

>>13638969
alright..

>>13639081
but applejack wears the hat

kaiba stram in ~30-40 min

>>13639075
https://www.4chan.org/bans

>>13639059
That's stupid. It barely updates as it is

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>>13639025
What if Twily found pills
and ate them?

>>13639078
>If you boop me now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>13639078
and what might that be?

>>13639062
>all she does is glue a ton of gems on it
>like always
>the episode ends with Rarity lying on the ground with broken teeth and a black eye

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>>13639087
>Implying people here read the news or rules
I wish they would, it would make the whole site better

>>13639093
T'AIN'T PROPER

>>13639093
well she's not a very proper pony

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>>13639025
PURPLE?

>>13639116
They do read them but still break them because nobody respects moot or the mods at all.

>>13639119
>T'AIN'T

UNF

>>13638959
The crinkle sold it, but by god the product Delivered. The little sachet - she called it that to herself, 'bag' was just uncouth - rustled in the sole convenience-store bag- VALISE she held close to her chest. Passersby weren't to see the prise inside or hear the tell-tale tumbles of hard grain against the foil lining.

The Carousel Boutique's lock took in a faintly trembling key and let it roll all the same. God she could taste some faint sharp salt on her tongue, a phantom tinge from last time. The bag rustled all on its own, one forehoof not quite knowing what to do - but shooting out and turning the knob all the same. She bolted through the door and slammed it as inconspicuously as possible.

All the lights were down low to conserve oil. Rarity bounded through the hallway to the kitchen all the same, the cat who ate the canary.

Well ... the cat who would soon eat her very favorite canary. She chuckled as this came to her, taking off the bulky oversized glasses and kerchief around her neck. The things a lady did for a modicum of anonymity in this town!

The bag tilted in its convenience-store purveyance and absolutely eked against the marble of the kitchen. Maybe it was the low light, maybe it was the sharp tang of the dish soap she used to truly strip away the street filth, but it was the most cunning pure note.

She strained. Sweetie wasn't home. Opal was slinking off somewhere, certainly.

No one would know.

Newly clean white hooves grasped.

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>>13639112
Do it and find out~

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>>13639130

>>13639119
>going to the Taint Fair

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>>13639103

>>13639141
I don't know if I like the sound of that. I think it would be much more prudent if I just walked away. Wouldn't want anyboop

>>13639059
That kinda made me worried. I mean most of te time bans are given for good reason but other times it's kinda exaggerated
>Volgarr thee Viking is 2D retro game that's made to be like Ghosts and Goblins and extreamly difficult
>someone makes a thread about it on /vr/ to ask what they think about it and to just be a normal 2D platform game thread
>Gets banned for 3 days since Volgarr isn't retro

>>13639148
What if Twilight Sparkle was hopping like this, and she jumped into your arms?

>>13639142
>Pony Butt Inspection Day at school
>Anon is a certified butt inspector
>All the foals lines up

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Which sports do you think pony and human could actually play together?

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Yo. Her name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Get it right.

>>13639165
I read this as 'jumped into your anus' at first.

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>>13639160
boom

>>13639172
A nice game of WPSHH

>>13639182
No, her name is Twilight Sparkle.

>>13639166
I thought foals were considered babies like younger than the CMC

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>>13639172

>Raiders

"win baby win" isn't a battle-cry, it's a plea.

>>13639162
Which is why nobody respects moot or the mods. They have it well deserved, they do what ever the fuck they want so people is gonna do the same.

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>>13639037
Tex why is AJ your favorite pone?

>>13639191
Sports? Not sure.
There are plenty of children games that could work.

Kickball comes to mind.
Hide and Go Seek

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>>13639172

They already play sports together, Anon.

>>13639172
polo

>>13639199
no one cares snarky
go back to being dead

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>>13639165
I love this smile.

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>>13638996

>>13639162
So was that game made for /vr/'s cutoff date?

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>>13638996
i hope it was nice one, she desrves a nice job

>>13638977
all of the hats

>>13639222
Those hooves can't quite reach around

>>13639172
watersports

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>>13639025

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>>13639222
Twilight is a very content pony.

>>13639190
Just a trace of the Led Zeppelin angel.

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>>13639172
Professional wrestling

>>13639212
Anon, why isn't/is she yours?

>>13639190
how could that possibly be worse? It's unf

>>13638977
I want to see AJ wear different hats all throughout an episode, but it's never brought up in conversation, never a plot point, or ever really explained. She just shows up to different scenes wearing different hats.

>>13639062
The gift from dad thing has be done to death.

I'd like if one day the other main cast see her going to the farm without the hat and find the hat a bit ripped on the road and they want to fix it thinking AJ was devastated about it.
So each of them does their own thing for "fixing" it
Pinkie adds candy to it, Rarity enhances the hats fabulousity, Twilight makes it leak magic radiation from to much magic, Dash makes it more aerodynamic and puts Wonderbolt markings on it and so on.

When they see their handywork they are all horrified, they go to AJ to apologize and find her wearing a hat. It's revealed that she has a closet full of identical hats

>>13639185
unf unf anal vore

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>>13639253
I'd rub her belly.

AHM APPLEJACK

APPLES APPLES APPLES

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>>13639172

Lol Raiders. Not NY Giants.

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>>13639262
>The gift from dad thing has been done to death.

In fan fictions maybe but obviously not in the show. It would be a good fit for canon I think.

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>>13639221

i'm not dead. i'm just in stealth mode when i write.

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>>13639257
thats the point

>>13639260
She doesn't like you for booping her

>>13639131
reading this feels, dirty, somehow

Like, I feel the need to shower, or at least wash my hands

>>13639281
and what the fuck are you writing?

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>there are people who dont know what clopping is

>>13639131
They pulled sucker-style - as they were wont to do - and positively tore at the thin crinkly packaging from two sides. The waft was tremendous, an onslaught of salt and the worst sort of red pepper and something not unlike red yeast extract all swirled around her nose and screamed 'orange.'

She let out such a low deep sigh, bringing her nose closer. It was like bobbing an aeroplane closer to a city center, all the little details coming to the fore. Little triangular skyscrapers, all ridged and bubbled from their industrial frying, tabby-cat orange with black flecks. And the aroma - g-god that close it was as if she was snout-deep in an airy cheese wheel.

Somehow she'd found herself nearly belly-length over the cold marble. The cool was such an anchor for the EXTREME FLAVOR described on the foil, she didn't bother sliding her gut back down. It'd ruffle her white Marilyn button-up, so what?

The first chip hovered just out of her lips' reach. So what?

She didn't allow herself to "snarf," not just yet - just the thinnest edge of one tri-corner of cheese passed her teeth and a clean dry bite. The crunch was not the titanic slap of back teeth, nossir - this was the first nibble of a watercress.

A very - very intense watercress that had the mouthfeel and taste of that first nasty box of nachos snuck behind the bleachers at a Canterlot U game all rolled up in salt and fried and everything BAD FOR HER --

The whole chip rammed in her mouth, the back teeth already turning it to mush. So much mush. It was mushy and orange and salt and fat and she immediately replaced it with three thin crisp brothers in arms.

>>13639261
Not brought up at all? Could Pinkie Pie spot Applejack in her normal hat and ask if it's a new hat?

>>13639302
>holding your sausage hostage
I've heard it a million times and it still makes me laugh

>>13639280
I meant as been done to death in animation in general. It's kinda boring right now for me. And she was shown to have multiple identical hats.

It's more interesting, in my opinion, like this.

>>13639314
Fair enough
Was she actually shown to have multiple hats?
I remember something from the Zap Apple episode like that I think but I don't remember.

>>13639312
Not at all. Not even in the background, no one checks it out, it's just a new hat on AJ's head.

>>13639310
oh god, this is the story of my life when I eat those

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>>13639266
What if she doesn't want you to stop there?

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>browsing through ban page

wow there is way more scat porn than i could have ever imagined.

also does anyone know the name of this anime

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>>13639016

>>13639329
Magic Duel
She had one hat for Granny, one for Big Mac and one for AB besides her own

>>13639298

random shit. that Rarity thing a few hours ago, most recently. testing the waters for my phoenix rise from the ashes.

and LOTS of non-pony.

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>>13639258
She's my second favorite She's tied with Pinkie

I like her because she has a cute voice and nice design. She's also very hardworking and she is both honest and loyal. She can play the straightman/pony in almost every situation she's in. I also like a lot of her episodes and the members of her family.

>>13639334
What if I did?

>>13639351
Right.
That Rarity thing was pretty good
And your Cougar Rarity series was really great.

>>13639275
They're not that better this season honestly

>>13639336
There are a lot of bans for ponies outside of /mlp/
Makes me wonder how bad it was pre /mlp/

>>13639336
>guy banned from the mylittlepony board for saying he is 17

holy shit

>>13639331
I guess that could be funny, I just don't think anybody would really "get" it. Maybe if some of the hats were really silly and out of character.

As long as there was enough time between shots of her that she could reasonably take her hat off and put on another one I'd enjoy that.

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>>13639368

thanks dude.

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>>13639355
Why would you disappoint pone like that.

>>13639406
I love pony from that angle with their haunches spread enough to get a glimpse of both cutie marks

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>>13639403
this is one of the rare instances where I think the image macro is funnnier than the base image

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>>13639411
It makes pony seem very lewd.

Pony just scrunched at you.

>>13639310
The chips were not nachos, not quite. Nachos meant slowing down, rolling sideways with her long flat Equestrian tongue to suck away a melted cheese or a chive or sour cream. No, this was a biscuit that made its own gravy. Her growing saliva merged with the salt and produced something almost exactly like the flavor, the sheer FORCE of eating nachos with none of the inconsistency or lack of purpose. Her first swallow was the satisfied gulp of half a tray of nachos and hardly four crisps had gone down.

Another two - it filled the trough in under her tongue again, so filling and contening, like a good half-potato but rioting with flavor. She could almost hear the newscaster belting scores that first game day. Without thinking she gulped it down, a little streak of -- garlic? riding down her gullet.

Tearing the bag wider she practically groaned. So many left - and so much flavor to replace on her lips tongue throat mouth teeth. She ploughed into them, biting halves of the "Doritos" and positively lapping them with her mounting drool. She chased and chased the orange rabbit. Each little chip seemed to offer barely a fraction of that first explosion but filled up that mouthfeel, from the hard rough first flicks of her tongue to the mealy peaty concoction in the back.

It was not dietic. It was not probiotic. According to her friends it probably contained real animal products.

Rarity didn't give a flying fuck, she was flying Air Dorito, First Class Nacho Cheese.

nigaaa~

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>got around to actually finishing last episode of s3
Wow
I think I don't want to watch this anymore

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Goodnight MLPG

>>13639443
Stop hiding under pony's beds
They need to sleep too

>>13639443
goodnight

>>13639443
Are those ponies blind?

>>13639440
But anon, you still have Equestria Girls.

>>13639440
But everything is going to be alright.

>>13639440
2 Months to season 4

>>13639440
Good for you.
Can I have your ponies when you leave?

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>>13639443
>sleeping without Dash
Goodnight, xieril.

>>13639437
>No, this was a biscuit that made its own gravy
poetry

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>>13639475
Why is that pony so ruffled in bed

>>13639475
Xieril is wearing a fluttershy costume to get closer to dash

Pinkie has tried to explain the Stallion in the Attic to Twilight.

Twilight doesn't believe her. She thinks it's just a standard haunting, by a standard ghost.

Twilight has decided to spend the night in the attic to try and get a reading on the ghost, so they can expel it or help it pass on.

This doesn't end well.

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>>13639475
WRONG

>>13639480
You're the one who insisted on making applesauce the "Good ole Apple tradition" way.

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>>13639496
That's just a pony disguised as Dash so she can get close to you

>>13639457
>still haven't seen that either
No thanks. Those designs are hideous are enough to keep me away

>>13639458
I don't know Tex. It's just the whole 'princess because you made a spell' thing for me. I dont know if I can watch anymore if it focuses on that anymore.

>>13639473
But I still want my pony.

>>13639513
She's still Twily.

>>13639513
>But I still want my pony.
You're allowed to keep ponies only if you watch the show
No show, no ponies.

So can I have it? I'll take good care of it.

>>13639489
>the ghost manifests sexually
unf

>>13639507
He'd be dumb not to hug you. I know I've always wanted to hug a pony with wings on her butt.

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I finally made a tumblr
It was really just to keep porn, SFW-artist and comic book writers/artist I like.
Now that I'm following all the ones I'm interested in I was wondering if you guys can point me in the direction of some more cool tumblrs to follow. I'm cool if they're ones by artist from here or not pone entirely.

>The S4 episode wrote by Charlotte will feature all the mane six
Cool

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>>13638977
>>13639236
>>13639002
CONFIRMED HAT THREAD.
POST BEST HAT SIMULATION VIDYA.

>>13639552
Source?

>>13639437

I'm getting a boner

>>13639560
Her Twitter
She answered a shit load of questions live on her Twitter and this is one of the things she said

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>>13639485

>>13639437
Her smacking, almost growling filled the quiet kitchen. Only after some minutes did she realize it was all wet lapping and not crunching and some distressingly sexual groans here and there. It was strange to her own ears.

The cool of the marble against her tawny flat stomach brought her down again. The foil was entirely around her snout, nose touching the seam at the bottom. A furtive stab of her tongue and a bit of "digging" with her magic showed no sign of a chip hiding tucked in some corner.

Rarity closed her eyes and huffed in the scent. Despite herself she rolled, feeling like a cat on 'nip. Humans made the most wonderful things, the most gobstoppingly awful empty-calorie things.

She chuckled, lapping at her nose even as she pulled the bag away. An orange pixie-dust fell away. After weeks of strict dieting this was her "second star on the left," and if she'd bought the jumbo perhaps on until morning.

She luxuriated in the cool against her back now. It was like rolling onto a cool dry pillow. A cool white pillow. She rubbed her eyes. Sleep sounded awfully good now-

It was then she noticed just how ... orange everything had gotten. How silly! Messy food made for messy messes, she supposed.

She alighted for the sink again, scrubbing dilligently at her hooves, looking at the inspirational calendar on the ledge. Something about 'courage.' That rhymed with 'orange,' sort of-

The orange that was clearly not coming off of her fur. Or the inside of her hooves. Or, she realized to her horror after a glance in the mirror and some hard scrubbing - her eyelids when closed. An uncomforatble hour's soaking in vinegar later showed the same fate for her cute white button-up.

Rarity decided then the cost was too high to fly Air Dorito. From here on it would surely be Nacho Cheese Frito Airlines or bust.

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>>13639558

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>>13639507
Pony is too cute. She doesn't need to pretend.

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>>13639558
You know what I miss the most? these loading screens and backgrounds

>>13639558
The game I played recently had Hat Spiders, does that count? Also Hat Bats

>>13639539
No, this is not a sexual ghost. The Stallion in the Attic isn't even a ghost. It's just a force.

If you disturb it, it will break you. Pinkie tried to appease it, and it targeted the ponies she loved, rather than her, making sure they knew it was Pinkie's fault. Then she tried to confront it herself. Alone. It was the one ghostie she couldn't giggle at. She lasted ten, fifteen minutes before she ran screaming.

>>13639582
I feel terrible
I'd never let a pony feel like that

>>13639576
Cool. Anything else she said?

>>13639478
>fanfiction in charge of being good

>>13639562
>fanfiction readers in charge of not getting food boners

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>>13639522
Hopefully so. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. Okay, even if it is a show for little girls, there were moments in previous episodes that wasn't PINK PINK SPARKLE SPARKLE DOLLS. That one felt like an advert rather than character development

>>13639531
I care about my pony too much to leave it to a random anon.

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>>13639585
HAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSS
captcha: selling stout shako 2 refined

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>>13639597
>I feel terrible

Good.

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>>13639582
>pic
aww
>filename
AWW

>>13639606
Why is that pony sticking her tongue out

>>13639599
Nope.

At least not related to pony

>>13639594
That sounds even scarier than the Viper who is coming to vipe your vindows.

>>13639612
>art from 2012
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>13639613
Dash is a very brittle pony on the inside, she needs a lot of attention and care

>>13639635
>projecting

>>13639631
MUST.
SAVE.
EVERYTHING!

>>13639606
Well anon it's me or the shelter

I promise I'll take care of the pony and love her as much as I do with my own.

E: Vidya
O: Sleep
The D: Finish Vidya in one sitting.

>>13639478
Well I was making a stab at the thought Doritos are like dry dog food, just something we and clearly ponies eat with reckless abandon

>its Spaerk and LK's birthdays today
>can't star my way out of a paper bag
;_;

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>>13639609
I really want to contribute.
It's just 2 am and I just got off of a 10 hour hat wearing marathon and this thread's bait was too delicious.
captcha: pootis

>>13639642
But everything she's done shows that she has a lot of bravado but can break easily if she fails.

>>13639651
Thats pretty much what I do when first coming to a thread.

Starting random UNF is fun

>>13639662
>still projecting

>>13639651
un booping believable.

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>>13639609
this mare tries to sell you her overpriced hats

what do?

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>>13639672
LOOK AT THIS PONY
SHE HAS FEELINGS

Would you try just give it a chance
You may find that you'll start to understand

>>13639685
GAY FEELINGS

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>>13639644
Fine
Here's my pony

Goodbye mlpg. I'll probably pop in for s4 discussion

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>>13639691

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>>13639662
This is true.

http://pastebin.com/E4ZBvkVj

>>13639688
What my cutiemark is telling me >>>>>> a true true friend

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>>13639659
>inb4 go home, /v/.
I would, but they think hat wearing is for casuals and I should just evolve to warhammer 40k

>>13638977
That's one awesome drawing of apple poni.

Also, poni don't normally wear clothes. Hats are clothes.

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>>13639677
Call my green man spike and toast that hoe.

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I'm going to invite this cute little filly back to my place and make her listen to all my of Montreal albums.

For that one Anon who wanted a Pastebin
Here's lookin' at you, kid
http://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3R

God is going to cut you down.

>>13639723
>filename
>implying she's not a master

>>13639723
That band is boring, she's going to think you're boring

>>13639712
bzzzzt
WRONG

A True True Friend>What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me>Life in Equestria>Celestia's Ballad>Morning in Ponyville>Shitty Twilight thing

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>>13639691
HAY FEELINGS?

>>13639713

/v/ is shit though, why would you go there

>>13639746

that fucking tail

So...are we gonna hats or what?

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>>13639745
It's the video game board. Vidya belongs there, espically with moot's brand new reasons to ban.

>>13639745
because I'm in a pretty good GTAV and Sanic thread

>>13639685
>>13639691
>Dash and the others manage, after a great deal of effort, to nudge Fluttershy into accepting that nice stallion's invitation to the gala this year.
>Dash spends the next week feeling more and more down, but she doesn't know why.

>>13639736
life in equestria is just a continuation of morning in ponyville

>>13639770
AND THEN THEY FUCK

>>13639770
I think I know why
Should I tell her?

Do you keep your pony achingly full or well-drained?

>>13639786
I cook a lot so probably really full
I hope she likes meat though

>>13639786
stuffed and full of other ponies

i wish my penis was more than just a painful reminder that no one will ever love me.

>>13639770
>She starts noticing Fluttershy act more happy and outgoing since she started dating him
>Dash still doesn't understand why she's feeling sad and angry whenever she sees them together

>>13639696
>Fluttershy
...
WHO WANTS A FLUTTERS? SELLING CHEAP

>>13639805
2 bits

>>13639794
If pony loves you very much she will try to find a spell that will let her digest meat

Can you assure her the meat was harvested humanely?

>>13639584
This really makes me want to never eat Doritos again

>>13639815
Woah man
This is a pony. It's Fluttershy. And you'll give me only two bits for her?

>>13639773
They build off each other but I wouldn't say they're a continuation of each other

>>13639816
Ponies can already digest meat just fine actually
If need be I could mend my recipes to be vegetarian though.

>>13639819
why, it makes them sound like sex in snack form

>>13639774
Maybe not. Maybe Fluttershy isn't into other mares. Maybe Dash has to figure out what's bothering her and move on.

>>13639775
I'm sure she could use all the help she can get.

>>13639830
WHY DO YOU THINK, MAN?

>>13639823
Do you see any other bids?

>>13639823
WHAT HE'S PAYING YOU, I'LL DOUBLE IT

4 BITS FOR YELLOWQUIET

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>>13639833
AND THEN THEY FUCK

>>13639816
Its pretty humane
Cows aren't smart enough to feel fear

She might have trouble accepting veal though

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>>13639799
NOPE

>>13639848
Those ponies are about to fall over.

>>13639852
>you'll never make Dash that happy

>>13639845
Well...>>13639846
4 BITS GOING ONCE
4 BITS GOING TWICE

>>13639816
>Can you assure her the meat was harvested humanely?
Depends on what I fucking killed. Might have a little trouble humanely harvesting manticore meat.

>>13639864
8 BITS

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rate my waifu

>>13639861
She's not real

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>>13639733
>implying
She needs a lot more training from Rarity before she's a master anything

>>13639735
B-But they're one of my favorite bands. Maybe I can convince her to like them once I explain how amazing their music is. She won't think I'm boring after that.

>>13639829
Pone would certainly appreciate it. But they wouldn't want to impose and make you have to change your diet.

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>>13639861
that feel

>>13639866
FUCK THAT GUY
16 BITS

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>>13639848
Anon please.

not everything has a happy ending.

>>13639873
My favorite part of that band was the terrible show that they put on when I saw them that consisted of them wearing wedding dresses and barely singing the songs since they were so fucked up.
Also this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mvm6KfJDE0

>>13639829
Yeah, without supplements humans need meat.
You would not be healthy going strictly vegetarian.

I suppose a steady supply of eggs would help remedy that though.

>>13639868
>filename
Nice try
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Walking-205848218

>>13639883
>not everything has a happy ending.
>that picture
You should look closer.

>>13639868
huh it actually does look a bit like cloudchaser
neat

>>13639882
>paying a super nintendo for a pony
64 bits!

>>13639894
>filename

You should too.

>>13639877
Well to cut to the chase it's Dash. I could totally see her trying meat.

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>>13639746
I guess if they got married, they would be tying the knot!

>>13639882
I'LL PAY YOU IN HATS

ILL START WITH THIS BURNING TEAM CAPTAIN

>>13639888
Good bands can have terrible live shows, anon.
It happens.

>>13639879
seriously
just look at that smile
she loves him so much

>>13639903
>groom and bride
lel

>>13639899
128 BITS FOR EXCLUSIVE YELLOWQUIET RIGHTS

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>>13639909

>>13639917
128 bits and some spoilertext unfs

>>13639883
I was one of the people japing that image should be read as "Dash hangs on to Fluttershy at Fluttershy's wedding - as a groomsman, not a wife"

It sucks that reading has caught on.

>>13639917
256 BITS FOR THE SHY HORSE

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>>13639909

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>>13639913
Dash has a very lovely smile.

kaiba stram in ~20

sorry i lost track of time

Nathen are you done?

>>13639932
1024 bits for flutter

>>13639932
>inb4 512

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Who should my pillow be tonight?

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>>13639932
>>13639917
>>13639899

>>13639942
Five megabytes.

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>>13639928
1000 Bits, AND this dispenser.

>>13639949
I BET TWO THOUSAND MONIES

We should play Unreal Tournament 2004

I can't bid on Fluttershy because I have no money.
Can I pay in love?

>>13639955
A burning team captain, a fresh teleporter, and pocket medic privlages for a decade!

>>13639930
I don't remember reading that, but I named it like that after a particularly sad fanon idea from here. Where Dash pretty much fucked up her chances being with FS, and now all she can do is just stand in the sidelines.

I wish I could write it as a fanfic.

>>13639935
No reason to be so salty! You know, cause of all the salt water!

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>>13639940
and he knows how to bring it out of her

>>13639964
I hope there's an anon in that belly

Would you give pon what she really wants deep down inside?

>>13639968
Trade your love to changelings for some bits or other goods

>>13639964
Rainbow makes for best chubby pony, even if it makes the least sense

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>>13639968
>sure, see where that gets you

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>>13639964
fat pony is best pony

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>>13639963
Fuck it.
10,000 bits, the dispenser, and a root beer float.

>>13639979
>>13639940
>projecting

>>13639985
what does she want deep down inside?

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>>13639948
Quick Fluttershy, come with me while they're busy arguing!

>>13639985
You mean like a sandwich?

>>13639985

if by pon you mean Diamond Tiara and by what she really wants deep down inside you mean cock, then yes.

>>13639988
I would describe that as condescending more than smug.

>>13639996

>Implying Flutterwhore wouldn't stay for the money

>>13639994
I don't think that word is applicable here

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>>13639996

>>13639996
DON'T GO WITH THAT MAN HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU.
JUST LET ME PURCHASE YOU.

>>13640014
Fluttershy makes the best prostitute pony
I'm not even sure why

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>>13639994
>jelly