What kinds of hats do you want to see in Season 4?I hope Applejack gets a new one.old thread:>>13635308
I hope OP gets fucked in the ass
I want dresses, Raridresses.
the guy who streams at thirdcitadel got banned for advertising, so you might not see his streams for 7 days
>>13638990But OP would enjoy that
All these hats
i want to see a pony Heidi Klum to say "you're out".
>>13638961See what you did to herLook what your booping did
>>13638995That look like fucking corsettes and things that come out of a sex shop.
THIS IS NOW A TWILY THREADPOST ONLY TWILY AND HER BROTHER
I wrote a self-insert fanfic about getting friends and actually finding a talent
>>13638977What if she doesn't want a new one?
>>13638999At least I'll be able to see his ban in the ban page to prove it
>>13639016there is only 1 solution. I must boop harder.
>>13639025I'm okay with this unexpected turn of events>>13639037Fuck off, Applehorse.
>>13639043Not all bans are shown, which is such a shame.
>>13639037That would make a pretty good episodeRarity tries to take Applejack hat shopping because she notices that her hat is falling apart. They spend the day looking at new ones and then Applejack has to explain to her that she got that hat from her dad. so Rarity just fixes it for her
>>13638996No one survivesDerpy is thoroughly embarrased
>>13639036I wrote a story about how anon is a fag. I guess my fiction comes to life.
>>13639043what is the ban page? does it show tripfags who are banned?
>>13639062But what if the hat is from her mom?
>>13639049If you boop her again, she's going to turn into something else worse
>>13639076mares shouldn't wear hats, it's not proper
>>13639075Read the news faggot.
>>13639081but applejack wears the hat
kaiba stram in ~30-40 min
>>13639075https://www.4chan.org/bans>>13639059That's stupid. It barely updates as it is
>>13639025What if Twily found pillsand ate them?
>>13639078>If you boop me now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>13639078and what might that be?
>>13639062>all she does is glue a ton of gems on it>like always>the episode ends with Rarity lying on the ground with broken teeth and a black eye
>>13639087>Implying people here read the news or rulesI wish they would, it would make the whole site better
>>13639093well she's not a very proper pony
>>13639116They do read them but still break them because nobody respects moot or the mods at all.
>>13638959The crinkle sold it, but by god the product Delivered. The little sachet - she called it that to herself, 'bag' was just uncouth - rustled in the sole convenience-store bag- VALISE she held close to her chest. Passersby weren't to see the prise inside or hear the tell-tale tumbles of hard grain against the foil lining.The Carousel Boutique's lock took in a faintly trembling key and let it roll all the same. God she could taste some faint sharp salt on her tongue, a phantom tinge from last time. The bag rustled all on its own, one forehoof not quite knowing what to do - but shooting out and turning the knob all the same. She bolted through the door and slammed it as inconspicuously as possible.All the lights were down low to conserve oil. Rarity bounded through the hallway to the kitchen all the same, the cat who ate the canary.Well ... the cat who would soon eat her very favorite canary. She chuckled as this came to her, taking off the bulky oversized glasses and kerchief around her neck. The things a lady did for a modicum of anonymity in this town!The bag tilted in its convenience-store purveyance and absolutely eked against the marble of the kitchen. Maybe it was the low light, maybe it was the sharp tang of the dish soap she used to truly strip away the street filth, but it was the most cunning pure note.She strained. Sweetie wasn't home. Opal was slinking off somewhere, certainly.No one would know.Newly clean white hooves grasped.
>>13639112Do it and find out~
>>13639119>going to the Taint Fair
>>13639141I don't know if I like the sound of that. I think it would be much more prudent if I just walked away. Wouldn't want anyboop
>>13639059That kinda made me worried. I mean most of te time bans are given for good reason but other times it's kinda exaggerated>Volgarr thee Viking is 2D retro game that's made to be like Ghosts and Goblins and extreamly difficult>someone makes a thread about it on /vr/ to ask what they think about it and to just be a normal 2D platform game thread>Gets banned for 3 days since Volgarr isn't retro
>>13639148What if Twilight Sparkle was hopping like this, and she jumped into your arms?
>>13639142>Pony Butt Inspection Day at school>Anon is a certified butt inspector>All the foals lines up
Which sports do you think pony and human could actually play together?
Yo. Her name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Get it right.
>>13639165I read this as 'jumped into your anus' at first.
>>13639172A nice game of WPSHH
>>13639182No, her name is Twilight Sparkle.
>>13639166I thought foals were considered babies like younger than the CMC
>>13639172>Raiders"win baby win" isn't a battle-cry, it's a plea.
>>13639162Which is why nobody respects moot or the mods. They have it well deserved, they do what ever the fuck they want so people is gonna do the same.
>>13639037Tex why is AJ your favorite pone?
>>13639191Sports? Not sure.There are plenty of children games that could work.Kickball comes to mind.Hide and Go Seek
>>13639172They already play sports together, Anon.
>>13639199no one cares snarkygo back to being dead
>>13639165I love this smile.
>>13639162So was that game made for /vr/'s cutoff date?
>>13638996i hope it was nice one, she desrves a nice job>>13638977all of the hats
>>13639222Those hooves can't quite reach around
>>13639222Twilight is a very content pony.
>>13639190Just a trace of the Led Zeppelin angel.
>>13639172Professional wrestling>>13639212Anon, why isn't/is she yours?
>>13639190how could that possibly be worse? It's unf
>>13638977I want to see AJ wear different hats all throughout an episode, but it's never brought up in conversation, never a plot point, or ever really explained. She just shows up to different scenes wearing different hats.
>>13639062The gift from dad thing has be done to death.I'd like if one day the other main cast see her going to the farm without the hat and find the hat a bit ripped on the road and they want to fix it thinking AJ was devastated about it.So each of them does their own thing for "fixing" itPinkie adds candy to it, Rarity enhances the hats fabulousity, Twilight makes it leak magic radiation from to much magic, Dash makes it more aerodynamic and puts Wonderbolt markings on it and so on.When they see their handywork they are all horrified, they go to AJ to apologize and find her wearing a hat. It's revealed that she has a closet full of identical hats
>>13639185unf unf anal vore
>>13639253I'd rub her belly.
AHM APPLEJACKAPPLES APPLES APPLES
>>13639172Lol Raiders. Not NY Giants.
>>13639262>The gift from dad thing has been done to death.In fan fictions maybe but obviously not in the show. It would be a good fit for canon I think.
>>13639221i'm not dead. i'm just in stealth mode when i write.
>>13639257thats the point>>13639260She doesn't like you for booping her
>>13639131reading this feels, dirty, somehowLike, I feel the need to shower, or at least wash my hands
>>13639281and what the fuck are you writing?
>there are people who dont know what clopping is
>>13639131They pulled sucker-style - as they were wont to do - and positively tore at the thin crinkly packaging from two sides. The waft was tremendous, an onslaught of salt and the worst sort of red pepper and something not unlike red yeast extract all swirled around her nose and screamed 'orange.'She let out such a low deep sigh, bringing her nose closer. It was like bobbing an aeroplane closer to a city center, all the little details coming to the fore. Little triangular skyscrapers, all ridged and bubbled from their industrial frying, tabby-cat orange with black flecks. And the aroma - g-god that close it was as if she was snout-deep in an airy cheese wheel.Somehow she'd found herself nearly belly-length over the cold marble. The cool was such an anchor for the EXTREME FLAVOR described on the foil, she didn't bother sliding her gut back down. It'd ruffle her white Marilyn button-up, so what?The first chip hovered just out of her lips' reach. So what?She didn't allow herself to "snarf," not just yet - just the thinnest edge of one tri-corner of cheese passed her teeth and a clean dry bite. The crunch was not the titanic slap of back teeth, nossir - this was the first nibble of a watercress.A very - very intense watercress that had the mouthfeel and taste of that first nasty box of nachos snuck behind the bleachers at a Canterlot U game all rolled up in salt and fried and everything BAD FOR HER --The whole chip rammed in her mouth, the back teeth already turning it to mush. So much mush. It was mushy and orange and salt and fat and she immediately replaced it with three thin crisp brothers in arms.
>>13639261Not brought up at all? Could Pinkie Pie spot Applejack in her normal hat and ask if it's a new hat?
>>13639302>holding your sausage hostageI've heard it a million times and it still makes me laugh
>>13639280I meant as been done to death in animation in general. It's kinda boring right now for me. And she was shown to have multiple identical hats.It's more interesting, in my opinion, like this.
>>13639314Fair enoughWas she actually shown to have multiple hats?I remember something from the Zap Apple episode like that I think but I don't remember.
>>13639312Not at all. Not even in the background, no one checks it out, it's just a new hat on AJ's head.
>>13639310oh god, this is the story of my life when I eat those
>>13639266What if she doesn't want you to stop there?
>browsing through ban pagewow there is way more scat porn than i could have ever imagined.also does anyone know the name of this anime
>>13639329Magic DuelShe had one hat for Granny, one for Big Mac and one for AB besides her own
>>13639298random shit. that Rarity thing a few hours ago, most recently. testing the waters for my phoenix rise from the ashes.and LOTS of non-pony.
>>13639258She's my second favorite She's tied with PinkieI like her because she has a cute voice and nice design. She's also very hardworking and she is both honest and loyal. She can play the straightman/pony in almost every situation she's in. I also like a lot of her episodes and the members of her family.
>>13639334What if I did?
>>13639351Right.That Rarity thing was pretty goodAnd your Cougar Rarity series was really great.
>>13639275They're not that better this season honestly
>>13639336There are a lot of bans for ponies outside of /mlp/Makes me wonder how bad it was pre /mlp/
>>13639336>guy banned from the mylittlepony board for saying he is 17holy shit
>>13639331I guess that could be funny, I just don't think anybody would really "get" it. Maybe if some of the hats were really silly and out of character. As long as there was enough time between shots of her that she could reasonably take her hat off and put on another one I'd enjoy that.
>>13639355Why would you disappoint pone like that.
>>13639406I love pony from that angle with their haunches spread enough to get a glimpse of both cutie marks
>>13639403this is one of the rare instances where I think the image macro is funnnier than the base image
>>13639411It makes pony seem very lewd.
Pony just scrunched at you.
>>13639310The chips were not nachos, not quite. Nachos meant slowing down, rolling sideways with her long flat Equestrian tongue to suck away a melted cheese or a chive or sour cream. No, this was a biscuit that made its own gravy. Her growing saliva merged with the salt and produced something almost exactly like the flavor, the sheer FORCE of eating nachos with none of the inconsistency or lack of purpose. Her first swallow was the satisfied gulp of half a tray of nachos and hardly four crisps had gone down.Another two - it filled the trough in under her tongue again, so filling and contening, like a good half-potato but rioting with flavor. She could almost hear the newscaster belting scores that first game day. Without thinking she gulped it down, a little streak of -- garlic? riding down her gullet.Tearing the bag wider she practically groaned. So many left - and so much flavor to replace on her lips tongue throat mouth teeth. She ploughed into them, biting halves of the "Doritos" and positively lapping them with her mounting drool. She chased and chased the orange rabbit. Each little chip seemed to offer barely a fraction of that first explosion but filled up that mouthfeel, from the hard rough first flicks of her tongue to the mealy peaty concoction in the back.It was not dietic. It was not probiotic. According to her friends it probably contained real animal products.Rarity didn't give a flying fuck, she was flying Air Dorito, First Class Nacho Cheese.
>got around to actually finishing last episode of s3WowI think I don't want to watch this anymore
>>13639443Stop hiding under pony's bedsThey need to sleep too
>>13639443Are those ponies blind?
>>13639440But anon, you still have Equestria Girls.
>>13639440But everything is going to be alright.
>>136394402 Months to season 4
>>13639440Good for you.Can I have your ponies when you leave?
>>13639443>sleeping without DashGoodnight, xieril.
>>13639437>No, this was a biscuit that made its own gravypoetry
>>13639475Why is that pony so ruffled in bed
>>13639475Xieril is wearing a fluttershy costume to get closer to dash
Pinkie has tried to explain the Stallion in the Attic to Twilight.Twilight doesn't believe her. She thinks it's just a standard haunting, by a standard ghost.Twilight has decided to spend the night in the attic to try and get a reading on the ghost, so they can expel it or help it pass on.This doesn't end well.
>>13639480You're the one who insisted on making applesauce the "Good ole Apple tradition" way.
>>13639496That's just a pony disguised as Dash so she can get close to you
>>13639457>still haven't seen that eitherNo thanks. Those designs are hideous are enough to keep me away>>13639458I don't know Tex. It's just the whole 'princess because you made a spell' thing for me. I dont know if I can watch anymore if it focuses on that anymore.>>13639473But I still want my pony.
>>13639513She's still Twily.
>>13639513>But I still want my pony.You're allowed to keep ponies only if you watch the showNo show, no ponies.So can I have it? I'll take good care of it.
>>13639489>the ghost manifests sexuallyunf
>>13639507He'd be dumb not to hug you. I know I've always wanted to hug a pony with wings on her butt.
I finally made a tumblrIt was really just to keep porn, SFW-artist and comic book writers/artist I like.Now that I'm following all the ones I'm interested in I was wondering if you guys can point me in the direction of some more cool tumblrs to follow. I'm cool if they're ones by artist from here or not pone entirely.
>The S4 episode wrote by Charlotte will feature all the mane sixCool
>>13638977>>13639236>>13639002CONFIRMED HAT THREAD.POST BEST HAT SIMULATION VIDYA.
>>13639437I'm getting a boner
>>13639560Her TwitterShe answered a shit load of questions live on her Twitter and this is one of the things she said
>>13639437Her smacking, almost growling filled the quiet kitchen. Only after some minutes did she realize it was all wet lapping and not crunching and some distressingly sexual groans here and there. It was strange to her own ears.The cool of the marble against her tawny flat stomach brought her down again. The foil was entirely around her snout, nose touching the seam at the bottom. A furtive stab of her tongue and a bit of "digging" with her magic showed no sign of a chip hiding tucked in some corner.Rarity closed her eyes and huffed in the scent. Despite herself she rolled, feeling like a cat on 'nip. Humans made the most wonderful things, the most gobstoppingly awful empty-calorie things.She chuckled, lapping at her nose even as she pulled the bag away. An orange pixie-dust fell away. After weeks of strict dieting this was her "second star on the left," and if she'd bought the jumbo perhaps on until morning.She luxuriated in the cool against her back now. It was like rolling onto a cool dry pillow. A cool white pillow. She rubbed her eyes. Sleep sounded awfully good now-It was then she noticed just how ... orange everything had gotten. How silly! Messy food made for messy messes, she supposed.She alighted for the sink again, scrubbing dilligently at her hooves, looking at the inspirational calendar on the ledge. Something about 'courage.' That rhymed with 'orange,' sort of-The orange that was clearly not coming off of her fur. Or the inside of her hooves. Or, she realized to her horror after a glance in the mirror and some hard scrubbing - her eyelids when closed. An uncomforatble hour's soaking in vinegar later showed the same fate for her cute white button-up.Rarity decided then the cost was too high to fly Air Dorito. From here on it would surely be Nacho Cheese Frito Airlines or bust.
>>13639507Pony is too cute. She doesn't need to pretend.
>>13639558You know what I miss the most? these loading screens and backgrounds
>>13639558The game I played recently had Hat Spiders, does that count? Also Hat Bats
>>13639539No, this is not a sexual ghost. The Stallion in the Attic isn't even a ghost. It's just a force.If you disturb it, it will break you. Pinkie tried to appease it, and it targeted the ponies she loved, rather than her, making sure they knew it was Pinkie's fault. Then she tried to confront it herself. Alone. It was the one ghostie she couldn't giggle at. She lasted ten, fifteen minutes before she ran screaming.
>>13639582I feel terribleI'd never let a pony feel like that
>>13639576Cool. Anything else she said?
>>13639478>fanfiction in charge of being good>>13639562>fanfiction readers in charge of not getting food boners
>>13639522Hopefully so. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. Okay, even if it is a show for little girls, there were moments in previous episodes that wasn't PINK PINK SPARKLE SPARKLE DOLLS. That one felt like an advert rather than character development>>13639531I care about my pony too much to leave it to a random anon.
>>13639585HAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSScaptcha: selling stout shako 2 refined
>>13639597>I feel terribleGood.
>>13639606Why is that pony sticking her tongue out
>>13639599Nope.At least not related to pony
>>13639594That sounds even scarier than the Viper who is coming to vipe your vindows.
>>13639612>art from 2012aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>13639613Dash is a very brittle pony on the inside, she needs a lot of attention and care
>>13639606Well anon it's me or the shelterI promise I'll take care of the pony and love her as much as I do with my own.
E: VidyaO: SleepThe D: Finish Vidya in one sitting.
>>13639478Well I was making a stab at the thought Doritos are like dry dog food, just something we and clearly ponies eat with reckless abandon
>its Spaerk and LK's birthdays today>can't star my way out of a paper bag;_;
>>13639609I really want to contribute.It's just 2 am and I just got off of a 10 hour hat wearing marathon and this thread's bait was too delicious. captcha: pootis
>>13639642But everything she's done shows that she has a lot of bravado but can break easily if she fails.
>>13639651Thats pretty much what I do when first coming to a thread.Starting random UNF is fun
>>13639651un booping believable.
>>13639609this mare tries to sell you her overpriced hatswhat do?
>>13639672LOOK AT THIS PONYSHE HAS FEELINGS
Would you try just give it a chanceYou may find that you'll start to understand
>>13639644FineHere's my ponyGoodbye mlpg. I'll probably pop in for s4 discussion
>>13639662This is true.
>>13639688What my cutiemark is telling me >>>>>> a true true friend
>>13639659>inb4 go home, /v/.I would, but they think hat wearing is for casuals and I should just evolve to warhammer 40k
>>13638977That's one awesome drawing of apple poni.Also, poni don't normally wear clothes. Hats are clothes.
>>13639677Call my green man spike and toast that hoe.
I'm going to invite this cute little filly back to my place and make her listen to all my of Montreal albums.
For that one Anon who wanted a PastebinHere's lookin' at you, kidhttp://pastebin.com/RqTqwm3R
God is going to cut you down.
>>13639723>filename>implying she's not a master
>>13639723That band is boring, she's going to think you're boring
>>13639712bzzzztWRONGA True True Friend>What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me>Life in Equestria>Celestia's Ballad>Morning in Ponyville>Shitty Twilight thing
>>13639713/v/ is shit though, why would you go there
>>13639746that fucking tail
So...are we gonna hats or what?
>>13639745It's the video game board. Vidya belongs there, espically with moot's brand new reasons to ban.
>>13639745because I'm in a pretty good GTAV and Sanic thread
>>13639685>>13639691>Dash and the others manage, after a great deal of effort, to nudge Fluttershy into accepting that nice stallion's invitation to the gala this year.>Dash spends the next week feeling more and more down, but she doesn't know why.
>>13639736life in equestria is just a continuation of morning in ponyville
>>13639770AND THEN THEY FUCK
>>13639770I think I know whyShould I tell her?
Do you keep your pony achingly full or well-drained?
>>13639786I cook a lot so probably really fullI hope she likes meat though
>>13639786stuffed and full of other ponies
i wish my penis was more than just a painful reminder that no one will ever love me.
>>13639770>She starts noticing Fluttershy act more happy and outgoing since she started dating him>Dash still doesn't understand why she's feeling sad and angry whenever she sees them together
>>13639696>Fluttershy...WHO WANTS A FLUTTERS? SELLING CHEAP
>>13639794If pony loves you very much she will try to find a spell that will let her digest meatCan you assure her the meat was harvested humanely?
>>13639584This really makes me want to never eat Doritos again
>>13639815Woah manThis is a pony. It's Fluttershy. And you'll give me only two bits for her?
>>13639773They build off each other but I wouldn't say they're a continuation of each other
>>13639816Ponies can already digest meat just fine actuallyIf need be I could mend my recipes to be vegetarian though.
>>13639819why, it makes them sound like sex in snack form
>>13639774Maybe not. Maybe Fluttershy isn't into other mares. Maybe Dash has to figure out what's bothering her and move on.>>13639775I'm sure she could use all the help she can get.
>>13639830WHY DO YOU THINK, MAN?
>>13639823Do you see any other bids?
>>13639823WHAT HE'S PAYING YOU, I'LL DOUBLE IT4 BITS FOR YELLOWQUIET
>>13639833AND THEN THEY FUCK
>>13639816Its pretty humaneCows aren't smart enough to feel fearShe might have trouble accepting veal though
>>13639848Those ponies are about to fall over.
>>13639852>you'll never make Dash that happy
>>13639845Well...>>136398464 BITS GOING ONCE4 BITS GOING TWICE
>>13639816>Can you assure her the meat was harvested humanely?Depends on what I fucking killed. Might have a little trouble humanely harvesting manticore meat.
rate my waifu
>>13639861She's not real
>>13639733>implyingShe needs a lot more training from Rarity before she's a master anything>>13639735B-But they're one of my favorite bands. Maybe I can convince her to like them once I explain how amazing their music is. She won't think I'm boring after that.
>>13639829Pone would certainly appreciate it. But they wouldn't want to impose and make you have to change your diet.
>>13639866FUCK THAT GUY16 BITS
>>13639848Anon please.not everything has a happy ending.
>>13639873My favorite part of that band was the terrible show that they put on when I saw them that consisted of them wearing wedding dresses and barely singing the songs since they were so fucked up.Also thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mvm6KfJDE0
>>13639829Yeah, without supplements humans need meat. You would not be healthy going strictly vegetarian.I suppose a steady supply of eggs would help remedy that though.
>>13639883>not everything has a happy ending.>that pictureYou should look closer.
>>13639868huh it actually does look a bit like cloudchaserneat
>>13639882>paying a super nintendo for a pony64 bits!
>>13639894>filenameYou should too.
>>13639877Well to cut to the chase it's Dash. I could totally see her trying meat.
>>13639746I guess if they got married, they would be tying the knot!
>>13639882I'LL PAY YOU IN HATSILL START WITH THIS BURNING TEAM CAPTAIN
>>13639888Good bands can have terrible live shows, anon.It happens.
>>13639879seriouslyjust look at that smileshe loves him so much
>>13639903>groom and bridelel
>>13639899128 BITS FOR EXCLUSIVE YELLOWQUIET RIGHTS
>>13639917128 bits and some spoilertext unfs
>>13639883I was one of the people japing that image should be read as "Dash hangs on to Fluttershy at Fluttershy's wedding - as a groomsman, not a wife"It sucks that reading has caught on.
>>13639917256 BITS FOR THE SHY HORSE
>>13639913Dash has a very lovely smile.
kaiba stram in ~20sorry i lost track of timeNathen are you done?
>>136399321024 bits for flutter
Who should my pillow be tonight?
>>136399281000 Bits, AND this dispenser.
>>13639949I BET TWO THOUSAND MONIES
We should play Unreal Tournament 2004
I can't bid on Fluttershy because I have no money.Can I pay in love?
>>13639955A burning team captain, a fresh teleporter, and pocket medic privlages for a decade!
>>13639930I don't remember reading that, but I named it like that after a particularly sad fanon idea from here. Where Dash pretty much fucked up her chances being with FS, and now all she can do is just stand in the sidelines.I wish I could write it as a fanfic.
>>13639935No reason to be so salty! You know, cause of all the salt water!
>>13639940and he knows how to bring it out of her
>>13639964I hope there's an anon in that belly
Would you give pon what she really wants deep down inside?
>>13639968Trade your love to changelings for some bits or other goods>>13639964Rainbow makes for best chubby pony, even if it makes the least sense
>>13639968>sure, see where that gets you
>>13639964fat pony is best pony
>>13639963Fuck it.10,000 bits, the dispenser, and a root beer float.
>>13639985what does she want deep down inside?
>>13639948Quick Fluttershy, come with me while they're busy arguing!
>>13639985You mean like a sandwich?
>>13639985if by pon you mean Diamond Tiara and by what she really wants deep down inside you mean cock, then yes.
>>13639988I would describe that as condescending more than smug.
>>13639996>Implying Flutterwhore wouldn't stay for the money
>>13639994I don't think that word is applicable here
>>13639996DON'T GO WITH THAT MAN HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU.JUST LET ME PURCHASE YOU.
>>13640014Fluttershy makes the best prostitute ponyI'm not even sure why
>>13640022>oh you don't have any money again?>that's okay
>>13639996Uh...Fluttershy belongs to me. I'm the one that started the auction.But seeing how they argue I don't think they're a good choice.You can have her.
>>13640020NO FLUTTERSHY HERE.ALREADY TOOK HER AWAY, NOPE NOTHING TO SEE.
>>13640025>not posting the one where he's got huge scoops of ice cream
>>13640022she made a lot of pornos back in her college days to pay for things, and to cover the costs of her animal friends
>>13640005Here's a smug person.
>>13640025I am so jelly of Soarinyou don't even know
>>13640029Oh gosh, thanks anon. She'll be treated nicely.
>>13640040Why? They aren't a couple.
>>13640029IDIOT!SHE'S GOING TO BE RAPED.YOU COULD HAVE HAD 10,000 BITS AND AN UNVIOLATED EX-WAIFU.
>>13640022Because with Rarity, it seems like a side job. With Dash, it's something she does for fun, and if she can make money why not? Pinkie goes cheap to help prevent STD spread, AJ is almost impossible to see as a whore, and Twilight is on the other side of things, paying stallions to help her with research.Fluttershy, on the other hand, is shy as hell, and has no apparent source of income, two things that combine to make an insanely attractive yet almost painfully unwilling prostitute, similar to a woman who takes care of orphans and resorts to prostitution to make enough money for it.
>>13640026>boys are lame
>looking through mewballs gallery>lyra wasnt even the first pony he drew
>>13640056No.They're a triple.
>>13640070Lyra is a pretty stupid favorite pony to have anyways
>>13640040>dash AND spitfireWoo, he'd have his hands full.
>>13640032>flash some cash and bitch got no shame>flash that ass in the camera, snap snap>pull off them clothes, skirt, girl, ain't no thing>you wanna be famous sweetheart here's the easy way
>>13640040>tfw due to so few males in equestria having more than one fuck buddy is acceptable.
>>13640070My favorite now wasn't my favorite when I first enjoyed the pone. Might be a common thing.Plus, his first POSTED drawing might not be his very first.
>>13640075>you will never be Dash in the middle of a Spitfore/Soarin threesome
>>13640085>Fuck her again, I love the noises she makes!
>>13640087oh no no no, she's far too timid for thatshe just did little roles in really bad, straight to dvd shit
>>13640085It's just Spitfire. Dash THINKS they're in a relationship, but he's just throwing her a mercy fuck considering Spitfire stepped out that day.
>>13640097>My favorite now wasn't my favorite when I first enjoyed the poneI know. For me my first was Dash. Now I'm all about Pinkie
>>13640103>Fluttershy is in the credits as "3rd blowjob girl"
>>13640108What a waste of good cake...
>>13640112When I started, the first pony I considered my favorite was cherilee. Briefly moved to celestia.now it's applebloom
you just surprised fluttershy and she got startled and threw her jarate at you.wat do?
>>13640120Are you a cake eater?
If I were a pony and you were a pony do you think we could be flatmates to save money?I'm pretty clean so I would keep my pony things to my own room.
>>13640136Depend on where we both worked
When winter gets here, can we arrange an mlpg cuddle orgy?
My first posted picture IS Scootaloo.
>changeling fluttershy/dash with fluttershy watching and dash not knowing the differencewhy isn't this a thing?
>>13640136I would share a hourse with you anon.
>>13640026Why can't I be a cute lesbian pony :(
>>13640156Do you still have that Rainbow Dash indigestion picture?
>>13640155No, it wouldn't work outMLPG is too gay
>>13640155I doubt I'd want to shake hands with any of you people, let alone embrace
Why is she so bland?
>you will never help pony with her heavy balls
>>13640155Did you attend the last one?
>>13640155Where I live, even in winter it doesn't get cold enough for that.
>>13640155As long as no one has a lot of precuddle
>>13640173I wouldn't mind getting dry humped by you guys
>>13640155>that feel when want to hang out and get a drink with MLPGbros but don't want them to know who you are
>>13640118don't forget the sugar daddy she had during junior year.he made her do some nasty things.
>>13640163>you will never be a cute, socially awkward mare>you will never befriend Fluttershy>She will never introduce you to her friends to show you that you are never alone when you have friends you can rely on>you will never attempt to take your friendship to the next level by dropping not-so-subtle-hints on an oblivious Fluttershy
>>13640155I'm not fucking touching any of you.
>>13640067I remember a while back we thought up something similar, but with her stripping to pay the bills.
>>13640164That terrible one?I had to dig it out of the recycle bin
>wake up>pony has gathered a band and is parading around the streets near you house>playing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAJgOd233jkwhat do?
>>13640209Oh neatI had requested from my phone from the middle of nowhere so now I can save it
i'd touch you guys. hell, i'll hug you, but i won't cuddle unless you're some attractive-ass people.
>>13640209>deleting your art>everfor shameshaaaaaaaame
You know I would be willing to forgive EqG if it had NMM doing this. Or Chrysalis. Or Nightmare Rarity
>>13640216New problem.Pony has El Mariachi's guitar case.
>>13640158>Under normal circumstances, Dash would be able to tell>But she's wanted this, wanted her, for so long that she ignores her better judgement.>Dash and the imposter Fluttershy sink into a loving embrace, while the actual Fluttershy watches on.>She wants to say something, but she's starting to get pretty hot herself...
>>13640232>>13640224I love how bronies are just mainstream enough for this shit
>>13640230You have to make room for the new art, anon.
>>13640230It's honestly the only thing I remember deleting in ages. Normally I wouldn't delete a drawing but it was so bad I didn't even really consider it representational of my work.
>>13640203That's not very nice of you, AnonI'm sure there are plenty of people here that aren't the least bit disgusting
>>13640251Get a bigger hard drive
>>13640241>not having Fluttershy trapped inside a closet while watching and listening
>>13640203Probably good advice
>>13640224I will never understand how people don't see the irony in things like this. You hate a group for being weird, annoying, and obsessive. Yet here you are being weird, annoying, and obsessive.Like, I just want to know the thought process of people like this.
>>13640251That's an awful excuse TexI still like you so don't take it personal man.
>>13640234>"Oooh, I wish you could know how gooooooood it feels to be baaaaaaad."
>you will never a pone's supple cervix
Dash wears her lucky socks for every race, every practice, and any time she does something athletic.Washing them would remove the luck.
>>13640230Sometimes when times passes, a picture just looks so bad you can't stand it, and it ends up in the garbage. It happens to me a lot.
>>13640278It's a joke.
>>13640286Dash you're so stupid.
>>13640286at this point, they're worn so thin they're not even socks. just ankle-bands.
>>13640234but that's an awful game
>>13640294At least I'm not yellow!
>>13640287I only ever delete something if I don't like it when I finish it. Like really hate it. I still have some really shitty work on my tumblr just 'cause.
I've noticed everyone that ships Flutterdash desperately wants to be Fluttershy so they can be in a relationship with Dash or they want to be a girl so they can be in a lesbian relationship with a tomboy.That is why this is the worst ship.
>>13640208I like that a little better. I'm not into the idea of Fluttershy being degraded or abused, but the idea of her making the conscious choice to go into sex work to pay the bills is pretty unf
I wonder how many of my posts were filtered by people.
>>13640224>People post thing I don't like>They are officially millihitler terrible.Maybe I'm just too slow to get angry, but why do some people just get so god damn angry over nothing?It's like Chili's made a holocaust joke or something.
>>13640327Feels good being a straight shipper.
>>1364033512 is my favorite. I still use a colored version as my Tumblr Icon. It's so bad.
>>13640335That is unsettling. Is that from one of those live-action movies?
>>13640241>>13640267>The real Fluttershy was bound and gagged in a closet.>Realizing what was happening, and hearing her doppleganger put the moves on Dash, she struggled valiantly to untie herself.>She actually succeeded, but now she's so flustered watching the two of them go at it that she's just staring at them bug-eyed through the keyhole
>>13640350Sure is.I like the movies because they had a different ending.
>>13640318A lot of my digital art stays saved, but I have huge pads of paper full of drawings from school, studies/sketches, etc, I'll throw them away at the end of the semester without thinking twice. Unless I know it's a good drawing, I'll be really selective and save it. But the rest of it, garbage.
>>13640286She wears the same pair of running shoes until they fall apart, too.And she leaves them in the same spot every day...
>>13640345I'm not sure exactly what you're implying. Are you saying I'm spaghetti or Tex is? Because I'm awful compared to Tex.
>>13640327I just think they have a cute dynamic.
>>13640361What is it? Worth the watch to find out?
>>13640370>all those artifacts
>>13640275We don't have them for being weird, we hate them for not accepting that they're weird, and at the same time broadcasting that weirdness in public. We know we're strange, we know we have bizarre tastes, bizarre conversations, and often disturbing obsessions, but we accept that and accept that it's pretty fucking bizarre to like rape/vore/hyper/mindcontrol/corruption/etc as much as we do. And more importantly, we spend quite a lot of time and effort hiding these things about ourselves from the people around us.The people we hate make that even harder on us, because without them we might actually be able to say 'yeah, I watch the show, it's pretty good' without being associated with some of the worst-perceived nonviolent parts of Earth's population.
>>13640334http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot dot com/2013/04/humanized-fluttershy-trigger-warning.htmli know we've done a lot of stuff like this besides, though that was a few years ago.
>>13640363I still have my first Sketchpad. I wouldn't ever DARE show it to anyone but I'd never throw it away.
>>13640327As much as I would like that,I just like Dash and Fluttershy is cute. Plus they actually seem like friends.They're my favorite friendship.
>>13640370m-muh headcanon is better than your headcanon
>Pony will never turn you into a cute girl>Pony will never turn into a mare>Pony will never pony you when you become a pony
>>13640390when are we gonna be Gilda againit's been so long...
>>13640400>pony will never turn into panties
Which pony has the widest hips?
>>13640372It just seemed like a special moment
>>13640373>filenameoh god its so trueI still loved watching it when it came out though
>MT's lucky, lucky, lucky boyfriend
>>13640400fuck off you faglord
>>13640418I believe according to Lesson Zero it was either Pinkie or Fluttershy.
>>13640398my headcanon is that fluttershy gives hoof jobs in the bathrooms after a few ciders and then moves on to glory holes.she just wants to help.
>>13640394they're great in every scenario together
>>13640391I wish I had something that old, I'd save childhood drawings or stuff from when I started. But, a lot of the reason for throwing away my school stuff is because of shipping it back to my house, storing it, or just running out of storage room at my house. Several 11x17 pads of newsprint takes a bit of room.
>>13640418TwiAnon when he gets turned into a mare>>13640427No you fuck off you double penis wart cockcaptain
>>13640418ZecoraCelestia when she lets her concentration lapse
>>13640425>minibutts needs a password nowWhen did this happen?
>kaiba stream in ~20>40 minutes later...
>>13640440That's fair. I moved to digital as soon as I could afford a tablet so yeah. I only have a couple skechpads anyway.
>>13640409i do like Gilda a lot, but every time i start with her, it just falls through.though one day, oh, one fine day, she will meet Lemmy.
>>13640456It was a cutoff to seem like I was going to post twilight but in fact I was talking about Anon.
>>13640469Oh, I thought you were talking about the anon that posts twilight every night
>>13640275They feel like they need to make it clear to everyone that they don't belong to said group.Probably because they are closet furfags. Because, seriously, why would you get that pissed at something which doesn't affect you in any kind of way?
>>13640386The Sonic fandomNarutardsInvader Zim fansNow the main culprit is My Little Pony.I was chatting with some friends and they said the worst part about their favorite things tend to be the fans. One of them said they liked Adventure Time but couldn't stand the fans. Another agreed and pointed out Star Fox for an example.And most of us agreed it was basically the same type of people, sometimes the same people.
>>13640456Twilight Sparkle with Anon's conscience stuck in her mind.
>>13640432that's horrible anon
>>13640495Why? She wants to take care of everyones needs.
>>13640070i was a flutterfag at first
>>13640486>why would you get that pissed at something which doesn't affect you in any kind of way?That's what I always say.It makes no sense to me. I can get saying something along the lines of "I don't like this here's why..." or maybe a little playful insults and jokes at said group's expense, but these guys really seem to have this hate that never made any sense to me.
>>13640456>Twilight trying to bring Anon into Equestria>Spell misfires, or there's magical interference, or Derpy knocks a flowerpot onto Twilight's head>The spell had already been woven, charged and let off, but now without any guiding hand>Dizzy from the shock, Anon stands up in his new universe for the first time and promptly loses control of his cute little purple hooves as Twilight attempts the same
Am I slutty if I just want to give anons handjobs while they browse porn?
>>13640487I've yet to see anything with "good" fans
>>13640432>When Fluttershy gets tipsy she will slip into FrenchI would enjoy this, and Andrea could do this wonderfully.
Applejack actually hates kids. she just tolerates Scoots and Sweetie.
>>13640486>why would you get that pissed at something which doesn't affect you in any kind of way?But it does affect us, Anon. Every time some brony carries a pony plushy in public, it makes it harder to share something we enjoy with the people we love because we don't want to be associated with that kind of crap. And you know what? Maybe there's even a little jealousy, because for whatever reason they don't seem to care what other people think about them in any way shape or form and they seem to be a hell of a lot happier for it.
>>13639799>The others notice Dash's strange mood.>One day they're strolling through the marketplace, and Twilight finally decides to broach the subject.>"I...I don't know. It's nothing. Just a case of the blues, I guess.">"Oh Dashie, that's silly. You're always blue!">"Pinkie!">The group catches sight of Fluttershy and her special somepony walking by, laughing and smiling.>"Now, don't they just make the cutest couple. Wouldn't surprise me if we're plannin' another weddin' down the road.">Tears well up in Dash's eyes, unbidden.>While the others fuss over her, Rarity hangs back with a knowing look.
>>13640512more yes than no
>>13640504Same, then I realized how best pony Rarity was
>>13640504You are Fluttershy.
>>13640386>>13640487Except in this situation people are flipping their shit over a pony and nothing else fans never did anything in this situation
QUICKA Dragon just burst through your front door breathing fire and destroying everythingChoose 3>your trusty sword>Applejack's hat>a calculator>Fluttershy>Twilight's stupid owl>a yolk>Spike but he's napping>an apple>that terribly made MLP plush you bought for $75>a kitchen knife>unicorn magic as performed by Trixie>a lasso>the CMC
>>13640511That seems like it would be pretty terrifying, to have only partial control of your body
>>13640519I wasn't talking about us though - I was talking about the people who are raging at bronies in the screencap, saying how they are all misogynists who barely even pass as human.
rolling for push upsless than 50 is a re-roll
>>13640528Okay, hold on a second. Are we talking about reactions to the Chili's ad, or the way MLPG treats the fandom in general?
>>13640525wowsuch intelligentgood post wowwowwowpleasure to read
>>13640525this explains everything
>>13640524yeah i went flutter -> rarity -> loira>>13640525>mfw
>>13640536I just need Spike. Trade his anal virginity.
>>13640528No, there's a pony in their twitter feed. Their day is ruined now.
>MT deleted all of her tumblrs
>>13640516Mon dieu, quelqu'un voudrait un orniérage rapide?
>>13640545this is less fun when it's slow
>>13640556>lyra>a background pony with no canon name/personalitymlpg is not b-brony guise.
>>13640536>Fluttershy to stop dragon>An apple to eat while I watch>The CMC to play card games with while Fluttershy deals with the dragon
My first favorite pony was FluttershyThen by the end of the first episode it was TwilightThen by the end of the second episode it was a tie between Twilight and RarityRarity finally won in Dragonshy and ever since she's my favorite pony.
>>13640565minibutts is apparently passworded now. Dunno what any others are.
>>13640572you know we came up with most of the fanon, right?
>>13640576My favorite pony has always been Dashthe reasons have changed a bit over time but she's always been my favorite
>>13640556what do you like best about Lyra? Her nonexistent personality, or her blatant lesbianism?
>>13640547I was just talking about the Chili's ad and kneejerks reactions people like that always seem to have for things like this.That's why I didn't respond to your post.
>>13640556>switching waifus>two times>from main characters to a background pony with zero character developmentYou are the broniest, mew.
>>13640565Lies.Though the butts tumblr needing a password is new. Wonder if that keeps stuff from showing up on the dashboard?
>>13640538I didn't say alcohol, I said tipsy.Maybe Fluttershy was feeling down and going to town on a salt lick.
>>13640516I would die.
>>13640444When MT realized no one really cares. So she's building it up secretly.
>>13640547I'm talking about the Chili's ad. In regards to the rest of the fandom I'm just ambivalent towards it at this point. Don't necessarily hate them as a whole.
>>13640516>Andrea will never whisper sweet Quebecois nothings in your ear
>>13640587BRONIEST more like the GROANIEST amiright?
>>13640582Thing is that I work with kind of a point systemSo even if a pony has an incredible episode if they don't get enough points they won't move up.At this point my top 3 ponies have such a huge amount of points that the others can't even dream of reaching them
>>13640444>password is not 'sharks'Was worth a try I guess
>>13640583>>13640587i just think she's a cute ponyand human fanon is funshe's a nice waifu
>>13640590Now imagine there will be none.It will die.
>>13640584>>13640558I'm always amazed at how you can derail an entire thread in any other board with one picture of a pony. Seriously, chill out.
>>13640603God those pinkhips. Fuck.
>>13640516It seems more like a Rarity thing but I love the French language so I wouldn't argueJ'adore Fluttreshoux
>>13640576I started out liking Twilight and hating Pinkie. After Suited for Success I liked Rarity the best for a while. Eventually I decided I liked Scootaloo better than all of the main cast. I also ended up liking Pinkie more and more until she was my actually favorite after Scootaloo. Then Twilight and Rarity after those two.
>>13640609>she's a nice waifuWhich of her 0 character traits make that true?
>>13640610>filenameThey adorably stomp their feet? I shall give them attention more often from now on.
>>13640424It has it's flaws but it's a worthwhile watch/read. I've found it's a good intro series to show that not all anime/manga is DBZ-style "MY POWER LEVEL IS STRONGER" type stuff.
>>13640590her dad found her tumblr and was super angrypeople found her dads facebook and spammed the link
>>13640616You had such potential..
>>13640629the fuck is up with that mane
>>13640603>Pinkie stretches like this on purpose because she knows it makes you "happy"
>>13640539It would be really freaky at firstYou'd try to do one thing and Twilight would try and do another and you'd just end up in a tangle of limbs on the ground, probably yelling at each other in your/her headTwilight would be freaking out because holy shit she isn't in complete control of her body any more, and how is this going to affect her studies and what will Celestia think and does her magic still work right and Oh my god this is all my fault in the first placeAnd Anon wouldn't even have his own body. He'd suddenly be having to take part in a life he knows nothing about, in a body he isn't used to. He'd be completely dependent on Twilight for everything, even though they have equal physical control.And also I guess they have the widest hipsSo that's something they'll have to get used to
>>13640629Twilight's first time was with her father.
>>13640630I really hope that's a joke.Because that sounds like an awful thing to do.
>>13640603I want to prop those haunches up on my thighs
>>13640584>>13640601Well shit, now I look even more an idiot than usual...As for the Chili's reactions, it looks like just a standard violent reaction to anything related to something they don't like. Actually, it's pretty related to how we react here, just on the opposite end of the spectrum. While we don't want to be associated (publicly, at least) with horse sexualization, the people reacting to that Chili's tweet are exactly the ones who would associate us with such things as soon as they found out we watched the show and aren't eight-year-old little girls. They've heard so much 'horrible' shit and seen so much 'scarring' art that they literally can't even see a pony drawn in that style without immediately thinking of the stuff they abhor. The only reasons I can think for them to be so kneejerk hateful are that they think everybody knows what they know and will assume they're into it if they aren't vehemently against it (some people think silence is consent), or that they actually are into it and are doing the hatred act so people don't realize their horrible secret.
>>13640635>mares in equestria are able to just walk up and start a sexual encounter with any male they chooseUUUNF
i love it when we're hips
>>13640645there are people who got angry at mt for drawing her OC having rape sex with lemonpuff
>>13640652This one is cuter
>>13640661That isn't a pony at allI want my money back
>>13640654We have to remember, after all, that repression of sexual abnormality is a time-honored American tradition.>>13640661This needs colors, I can't tell whether she's wearing clothes under that or just underwear and stockings.
>>13640661damn thats hot, if he did a dick version i fear my dick would tear off from over masturbation.
Since when did we become TF2?
>>13640675i feel the same way but with pubesnobody ever draws pubes
>>13640663What an adorable salt and pepper pony
>>13640635If Flash can manage to think straight, he could easily poke his muzzle down into Twilight's zone as well. I never realized ponies could 69 standing up like this.
What kind of bar would you take Dash and Fluttershy to?
>>13640663She looks like a strong black mare who don't need no stallion
>>13640695Weenie Hut JrOr maybe a gay bar I'm not gay but I think they'd both enjoy the people and the attention.
>>13640661>wide-hipped celestia will never bring you a birthday cake while only wearing lingerie and an apron
>>13640654The picture isn't even remotely sexual and shouldn't even warrant that type of reaction even if they don't like what they've heard. As for the first sentence of your statement you are correct. I mean when I get mad I usually ask my self 3 things Why am I mad? Should I be mad? Is it worth my time to be mad
>>13640715>>13640710I guess gay bars are kind of funI don't know how they'd feel about the insinuation though
>>13640714I agree completely, but like I said, they so immediately associate anything poni with the sexual stuff that they assume everybody else does too, and feel like they have to defend themselves preemptively.
>>13640641Would Twilight have anon memories or would they just be two completely separate consciousness but inhabit the same body?
>>13640720I've always wondered what it would be like to go to a gay bar.
>>13640695What's with the Xs on Dash's arms?
>>13640734Marked as DD
>>13640613No, when Rarity drinks she slips into a New York-ish accent, like her Mom
MEWBALL A SHIT
>>13640742Ah, hence the soda and anger.
>>13640734Designated DriverBecause, you know, they drove there.
>>13640739I would feel crazy awkward if I went alone.
>>13640695Fuck bars we're going to Chuck E. Cheese's with Pinkie
>>13640638does it ever
>>13640744>Rarity's mom>"New York accent"IZ DIS NIGGA SRS?
>>13640755We could go together
>>13640744My headcanon is that when she's drunk she starts speaking both English and French to be fancy
>>13640744that's not a new york accentthat's a midwestern one
>>13640757That would probably work pretty well.Fluttershy would get lost in the play place, nearly drown in the ball pit, then come play a few games with Rainbow Dash who is racking up all the tickets.Meanwhile Pinkie Pie is just about to get kicked out for repeatedly dancing on stage with the electronic puppets.
>>13640754>>13640742>>13640734Is him not knowing what DD means coincidental or ironic
>>13640780I don't go to bars, Anon. Or parties. Or any sort of drinking event, because I can't drink.
>>13640761>>13640770Sorry, I'm no ace with accents and was poorly informed.
>>13640734she's a year younger than fluttershy, and thus not old enough to drink
>>13640733It's like any other sort of bar just lots of guys and more intense dance lights
>>13640789Is she? I know Pinkie is, but I don't think they every said anything about Dash.
>>13640780I didn't know the xx's meant DD either. I always take the train to the bars.
>>13640757>Fuck barsbest bars
>>13640789... ....You're probably giving the artist too much credit for that one.
>>13640641It would be scary at first, but I bet eventually sharing your consciousness with Twilight would be really hot
>>13640799>Rarity's shelf-like, shelf-like ass
>>13640796Well they can also mean underaged if it's a place that accepts 18-20 and is still a bar
>>13640789>she's a year younger than fluttershyWe don't know that
>>13640786>I can't drink.You don't like the taste or a medical condition prevents you from drinking.I need to know more about my third favorite MLPG poster.
>>13640808So strip clubs?
>>13640795>>13640800that's the name of the piece though!http://flavinbagel.deviantart.com/art/I-m-a-Year-Older-Than-You-384559089
>>13640817Or places that put on shows
>>13640695why do ponies love giant straws so much
>>13640824probably because hooves make it difficult to pick up glasses so giant straws are the norm
>>13640808Most of the places around here either card at the door or card you before you order something in a restaurant. You're not allowed to be 3ft from a bar if you're under age even if you're with a parent or something.
>>13640656>>13640635>Twilight takes advantage of her new position to shamelessly proposition Flash>And half of the other guards too, for good measure.
>tfw finally organized your saved dirty texts
>>13640802>Its been months now>you're kinda getting the hang of it>you take turns running legs and saying hi to your friends and everything>Celestia turned out to be even nicer than you expected, and Spike is a bro.>Lately you've even been practicing controlling your magic>things are going well>and that's why it took you so long to respond when Twilight pointed your eyes away from the book you were sharing and told you her heat starts tomorrow
>>13640645the internet is mean and full of faggots
>>13640836Where's that?In Florida it's not atypical for there to be places that have under 21 just have the XX on their hands at night.
>>13640837>become princess>immediately turn into slut
>>13640816How there's not a 'least' in there I'll never know.Little of column A, little of column B. I pretty much can't enjoy anything alcoholic without a lot of other stuff covering the taste. The only thing I can drink and enjoy is Coffee or chocolate liqueurs, and those in about a 1:4 ratio with milk. Also it's kind of pointless for me, because I'm 6'8" and can go through about ten fairly hard drinks in an hour or two and only get a bit nauseous, not actually drunk or even really feeling it.
>>13640663what is this, an oc for ants?
>>13640839Now put them on smarebooru with proper tags!
>>13640809...Yes we do. FS said that in the episode.
>>13640822>Vinyl copyright Thomas Edisonmade me giggle
>>13640855most of them aren't pony, because a lot of my fetishes don't apply to pony
>>13640856She's a year older than Pinkie.That's all we know
>>13640856that was Pinkie
>>13640856she said that about panka
>>13640850Phoenix, AZ. I wouldn't call us a super strict state but Arizona is super strict in drunk driving cases to both the place you were served and you if you drink and drive.
>>13640853>How there's not a 'least' in there I'll never know.It's because I unironicallylike you and enjoy your post
>>13640520>After things have calmed down and everyone's finished their shopping, Rarity drags Dash back to the boutique.>She puts on some cheesy romance movies and spends the night comforting Dash while she sobs into bowls of ice cream.
>>13640882>Phoenix, AZ.If you ever see this man you should tell him he makes great music.
>>13640841Yeah, but come on - MT never did anything to anyone and is pretty much always friendly, why would someone do such a thing to her?
time for a surprise brony test.type in E to you address bar and if any of the autofill choices are to equestria daily you need to leave forever.
hmph...season 4 should have dt and ss becoming frineds with ab sb sl
>>13640915It's e621 for me
>>13640882If you meet this guy punch him in the face.
>>13640921then who will be the designated bullies?
>>13640915...nahIt's comfy here
>>13640904I'm horrible with names and faces
>>13640921MT is that story about your Dad true?
>>13640915... it's only on the 6th slot, that is acceptable, isn't it?
take me away, dreampone
>>13640868>>13640870>>13640876>>13640877I was just testing y'all.
>>13640520>Dash is always blueHardy har har, anon.
>>13640915exhentai, e621 and for some reason whomp and oglaf
>>13640915What can I say? Furries draw some good rape.Also helps a lot that anatomical errors stick out less when they're not even trying to draw people.
>>13640927Fuck that man I'm siding with Chrysalis.
>>13640915Alright, I guess I'm gone then.Totally leaving guys, don't worry, totally not ever coming back here or posting or anything.
>>13640915in my defense, I was a furry a long time before I was a ponyfag.
>>13640944>I was pretending to be retardedGET FUCKED
>>13640951Probably some horseshit.Why'd you delete your tumblr and password your other one?
>>13640951I guess not>>13640630
>>13640944Kinda hard for me to believe that anon. But whatever
>>13640915>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Equestria_Girls/1how brony am i
>>13640975Why were you visiting it?
>>13640915>exhentai>explosm>two non-pony artists' tumblr pages>e621>the experimental toys page on Bad Dragon
>>13640959Aw shit that was my request some time ago.Never knew it was drawn
>>13640985DRAMA CONFIRMEDBecause you're an interesting person
>>13640971Rose please, let me stay.. I promise I wont do it again ;_;
>>13640915come at me
>>13640915Sorry I'm here to stayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTjTGYWMlnQ
>>13640985Why does anybody? I like your art.
>anything else you want me to clean while I'm here anon?
>>13641009>that search barWHOA WHOA YOU CROSSED THE LINE
>>13640915every result is pornI learned something about myself today
>>13641009>spaceballs the google search
>>13641022Dust my dick when you get the chance.
>>13641022My clock, if you don't mind.
>>13641022NahIt's okay. You can go home now, Rarity's coming over later.Here's your pay, and something extra. How much more do you need to get that limited action figure wonderbolt set?
>>13641028That you should keep a separate browser for using when other people might see the screen?
>tfw mlpg will follow this progress
>>13641022My garage has a lot of dusty furniture that needs to be cleaned before I move it outso, get on that.
>>13641031What the fuck hit that thing? Superman?
>>13641044that's really depressing
>>13641043Nah nigga nah, noone is gonna see my screen
>>13641051the ammo rack exploded from the rounds being cooked off inside
>>13641042>only a few more sessions
>>13641044the slow death of small internet communities always makes me sad.
>>13641043I use Nightly for normal browsing and Chrome for porn
>>13641044Never, we'll be together forever
>>13641016>>13640996eh...i'll probably unlock after a couple of months after I feel better.
>>13641009>come at me
>>13641066Jesus christ.>being a tanker>ever
>>13641084I'm done. It's over.
>>13641081Nono, its not like I'm addicted to watching real people fuck! Dont worry I'm not creepy, its mostly furry porn!
>>13641009Stop ignoring Reijin you jerk
>>13641071>tfw drifted here mostly because my old small internet community died>tfw every last one of them would hate me if they knew I went here
>>13641044>remembering the first mmorpg i played over 13 years ago>all those hours spent, all those friends>not a single one of those people i spent hours of my life with remains on my friends list>they all slowly drifted onto other things over the years>it will happen again>yet i remain here
>>13641084i posted marmaduke stuff once and it got deleted and I was warnednow I'm scared to do it
>>13641031holy shit are the people inside that tank ok?
>>13641044You should see Mlpg's Guild Wars 2 Guild
>>13641080Alright, hope you feel better soon.
>>13641100>ReijinWhy does that name sound so familiar?
>>13640994Oh, is that why you didn't respond? I thought you were just really unsatisfied with it. I probably just took too long.
>>13641105You should get in touch with them if you're able
>>13641080We love you MT, take your time. We hope to see you back!
>>13641120Sounds like some troll from Warcraft.Or like ReiDuran
Pony looks up to you
>>13641114>playing GW2>over FFXIV
>>13641044>>13641082>>13641105Then why not make more of an effort to stay in touch with the people here now
>>13641130but that pony is clearly looking down and to her left!
>>13641119I'd rather be infantry than a metal tomb crewman.At least in a conventional war.
>>13641120Because of this, perhaps
>>13641140majority of the time, the tankers are safer
>>13641044>tfw we'll never see that kind of community in a game ever again
>>13641126Wish I could. I knew these people when they used aim (america online messenger) and one by one they stopped singing in over the years.
>>13641138Nah. I'd rather fade away as just another anon.
>>13641152>tfw no MLP MMO
>>13641138Because I don't art.I know, I know>implying you need to art to hang with artfags>implying you're not just boring>etc.but it's kinda tough when someone's whole internet personality is based around being an artist and you aren't one.
>>13641156>tfw this is the first year I cant wish my old WoW bro from 2007 a happy birthday because I forgot my ICQ password and I didn't have him added anywhere else
>>13641164I made friends with people before I was an artist. Some of those friends encouraged me to become one.
>>13641164It certainly makes it easier, but some of the people I talk most to aren't artists
>>13641138>had a good friend from hs>she passed away from pancreatic cancer>check steam friend list>last signed in more than 2 years agosigh
>>13641130>tfw little sister says this to you>she is too young to realize what a massive loser and waste of life you areit hurts
>>13641156>i'll never see the people I raided all those years with ever again
>>13641178a little over a year ago you drew this for me for my birthday
>>13641180>>13641181>tfw becoming an artist just to make friends
>>13641186Anon plsStop being me.I wanted a happy horse. This horse is too sad now.
>>13641130Why does pony give a shit about me. Pony doesn't even know me.
>>13641152I used to hang with my clan in Call of Duty 4some good times
>>13641178I don't know what's been happening in your life but you draw super cute and fun things. If some anons were being mean then i hope you realize there are some dicks and they are usually the loudest ones. You are great the way you are.
>>13641178Was it your birthday?
>>13641186I know that feel
>>13641205......And you'll get love for this.
>>13641190>i'll never see the people I raided all those years with ever againGood. They were mostly insufferable cunts, constantly ninja'ing and changing the DKP rules so they could transfer all the drops to their current guild-bicycle.
>>13641196I'll be your friend anon
>>13641044>mfw turning on my ancient computer and finding images of planetside
>>13641208Why is that Scootaloo so sad
>>13641178Happy Birthday MT
>>13641221Her sister abused her again
>>13641227Add me on skype if you want.
>>13641221Because her little sister looks up to her and doesn't realize she's just a massive loser
>>13641229>cloud blanket>signed picture of Dash>baseballScootaloo ha s a fucking sweet room
>>13641205it was I think
>>13641246I get itI get the joke
>>13641241Scootaloo is a cool filly.
>>13641221For some reason I project onto Scootaloo.I think a few others do too.She seems like the underdog. Sometimes the third wheel.But I'd say overall she's having a happy childhood and her friends pull her through.The difference is I'm an adult and I'm still a third wheel and I would like to believe I'm an underdog, but I'm scared I'm actually just not good enough.
>>13641241for some reason I imagine she has a racecar bed
>>13641243Oh. I know the feeling. I hope she feels better though.
>>13641266My little brother used to have a racecar bed.A strange family friend spent the night one time and insisted on sleeping in it so my brother just slept in my room. That guy ended up pissing all over it. We had to get rid of the racecar bed.
>>13640840>You agree you'll both try and keep things under control.>Neither of you wants to do anything the other isn't comfortable with.>When you wake up the next day, you feel like you can handle this. The two of you have got this down now.>That is, until that cute stallion who likes checking out old adventure novels bursts in, all flustered because his book is a week overdue.>What Twilight feels, you feel, after all.>And right now you feel So. Hot.>With two minds helping to fuel your shared body's growing lust, there's no hope for restraint.>An awful, garbled pick-up line about "checking him out" escapes your lips, and within moments you're all over him.>Soon he's inside of you, and all you can think is how each buck of his hips feels soooo good.>As you and Twilight come closer and closer to climax, the distinction between your thoughts become hazier and hazier.>When you finally reach it, you're a single consciousness, reveling in pleasure and the loss of inhibition.
>watching sketch comedy show>they are doing a thing about the worst extreme horrifying porn imaginable>the examples they use are chicks with dicks and horse pornoh geez
>mew banned for advertizing
seinfeldspitstain released a new video
>>13641264She has 2 good friends, she'll be alright
>>13641278He doesn't appear on the ban-list
>>13641289>sample of recent bans (not a comprehensive list of all bans)
>>13641289It's only a selection of them.>>13641290his post advertising the kaiba stream was deleted
>>13641259One of if not the coolest.Also i love the way that artist draws wings. so good.
Think you're an artist?Prove your worth.Which building is in front?
>>13641309The darker one
>>13641259Scootaloo a shit
>>13641288Yes she will.
ORTEILFUCKING DUNGEONS WHEN YOU LAZY ASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>13641309trick question.there is no building in the picture
>>13641309Obviously the building on the left. The windows on the right building near the middle just end.
http://i.imgur.com/LkewZjF.jpgsomething something TF2
>>13641323wrong thread, friend
>>13641309The left oneEvery floor is slightly larger (because closer) and the porches or whatever sticking out on the side is blocking some windows on the right building (that wouldn't have made sense if it was the right building's porches that were sticking out)
>>13641319total ass destruction
>humanized ponies with horsecocksfuck this gay earth
>>13641309Trick question, it's all one building that is connected out of sight
>>13641277Pffft, did they even jokingly combine them?Clearly they've never scratched the surface of fetishes.Anything that's impossible should be considered more extreme or horrifying.
>tfw a foal will never climb your back
>>13641350Look at how Sweetie's hoof just sinks into Rarity's assSo squishy
>>13641350Wow, look how squishy Rarity is.
>>13641342thats a thing i could get into
>>13641350Applebloom is a pro climber
>>13641309left onei dont even art and I can get this
>>13641350>using raritys massive fat horse asscheek to climb upumpf
>>13641361>>13641363She is a marshmallow after all