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Old horse: >>13630744

Not Sweetie Belle Edition
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>>13635308
Babs Seed a shit
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>ra[e
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>>13635308
No, we got something better.
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>>13635308
Babs was a decent character but her voice was fucking terrible
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Babs > CMC
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Time for cutest horse.
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>>13635362
>but her voice was fucking unf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0jWKU9sk-8
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>>13635362
Better than ugly yellow green chicken mud pony.
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>>13635334
Babs Seed the only S3 not a shit.
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>>13635383
Would you touch Dash's frog?
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>>13635352
I'd love to ask that beta out to a coffee shop instead of a place she'd actually like to go, getting her to accept because of my max alphaness in suggesting the move. She'd pretty much cream herself right then and there as I shift my tartan flannel and adjust my coke bottle rims.
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>>13635383
>applying weird horse anatomy to marshmallow ponies

This picture is fucking gross
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>>13635388
Eh maybe
They were both mediocre characters. I have a good feeling about S4 characters being better.
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>>13635385
It just seemed like a voice that shouldn't be coming out of a filly.
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>>13635391
>This idiot.
She doesn't have a frog you faggot, she has a turtle!
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When she's older she's ging to be BUTTS seed
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>>13635410
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Sweetie Belle fucks only zebra stallions, to get back at her dad. Or that was the plan, anyway. Somewhere along the line, she was having so much fun being a little zigger slut she forgot the "get back at dad" part.
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>fanfiction
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>>13635415
har har
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>>13635404
Man, you had it and then you just overshot it. Never overshoot it.

To be fair I was going off of what another Anon suggested with the coffee shop, and it's neither particularly beta or alpha to ask a chick out for coffee. Fucking Mystery Method mind games clouding your fool mind.
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>>13635421
>implying that chubby beauty doesn't already have a glorious ass
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>>13635430
That's a horse foot, not a frog. Did it step on a frog?
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>>13635391
With permission, if she asked. Or any of the ponies.

>>13635415
Tortoise.
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Shit tier: every season finale other than BNE.
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>>13635449
I wonder if Dash still thinks he's a turtle
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> You will never be Applejack's foal
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>>13635385
> "dhat"
I know they're playing up the accent
But it's like she's always two lines away from selling me an "authentic" New York style pizza from Pizza Hut
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>>13635461
>you will never cuddle with applejack
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>>13635414
that's the point
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>>13635461
okay
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>>13635421
She's going to be a big mare.
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>>13635463
I actually heard a few voices like hers when I was visiting in NYC, but they might have actually been from Jersey.
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>>13635422
That sure looks tasty!
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>>13635449
I'd poke them when she's relaxing and unaware.
Then quickly back up so I don't get kicked in the face.
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>>13635463
What if her parents own a pizza barn

What if that's exactly what she does
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>>13635330
Is she turning them into some kind of Christmas trees?
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>>13635496
CRICKETY CRACK
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>>13635330
she'd need help to pull that off

perhaps an expert prankster or two?
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>>13635289
Sweetie Belle, you stupid stupid girl!
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>>13635442
>you and Babs will never sneak out together to make time with each other
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>>13635461
>tfw pregnant women scare you, but you have an impregnation fetish
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>>13635461
>>13635483
>baby anon punches out of applejack's chest like something out of a scifi movie
>screams and crawls into the ductwork
>ponies spend the rest of the day trying to hunt him down and put a diaper on that motherfucker
>applejack doesn't recover for a week
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>>13635496
Kinda doubt you'd manage to back up faster then Rainbow "I Must Go Fast All The Time" Dash can react
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>>13635490
Yeah, it's like her accent keeps rolling around the greater Metro area.

>>13635498
That seems possible enough
But do the Apples get huffy every time they go to the restaurant, flabbergasted there's no fruit pizza?
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wut
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>>13635525
Why is that pony pretending to be a human?

Does it take anon for some kind of furfag?
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>>13635461
>you will never die of old age on earth, then have your consciousness transferred into a 1 year old pony in Equestria, who is Applejack's foal, where you start aging backwards, to the point where you lose the ability to walk, then you start to nurse from Applejack, then you begin to shrink, until one day you find yourself being unbirthed by her, then you spend the next 9 months inside of her as a fetus, as you slowly un-develop into a embryo, until you finally die by just fading out of existence
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>>13635525
That's a cold slope of Hell right there, man.
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>>13635526
Nah, AJ would recover from the shock of the event first to chase babby anon, as everyone else is left dumbfounded for a good moment as they wonder what just happened
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>>13635526
>Fluttershy screams
>Baby anon is humping her face
>Actually just humping it
>It manages to keep him busy long enough for the rest to grab him but fluttershy will never smell right again
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>>13635532
>Yeah, it's like her accent keeps rolling around the greater Metro area.
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>>13635519
goddamnit Pinkie!
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>>13635541
wouldn't it be the other way around for it to be a furfag?
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>>13635541
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>>13635527
That's where the 'element of surprise' comes in.
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>>13635532
why the fuck would there be no apple pizza
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>>13635526
>Ponies hear it in the ductwork.
>For months.
>Sometimes it bursts out of a vent like in Deadspace.
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Just realized only two months until new season. Somehow, I don't want it to come, even though everything I've seen of it so far looks great.
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>>13635527
RAINbow Dash
RAINbow Dash
1-2-3
1-2-3
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>>13635573
Pinkie should have been the element of surprise
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>luna micro will be the last one in the micro series
>we will get a new MLP comic series instead
Please don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG
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>>13635580
It's EQG.
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>>13635503
Guards deserve to be festive, too!

>>13635519
Pinkie Pie was too tired to help her right then something about a dance, and the last time she asked Discord for something when she went home her clouds had turned into floating sod.
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>>13635576
>Anon retains this habit well into adulthood
>His surprise hugs are legendary
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>>13635580
>Luna Micro.
>An entire comic of her.
>Acting like she did with Mac.
Oh god it's going to bee awkward and amazing.
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>>13635442
I'd do illegal things to that filly's butt
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>>13635580
All signs point to it being EQG.
I don't mind it if it has good artist and writers on board. If it doesn't, I won't lose any sleep overi t.
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>>13635597
And the best thing is that it is drawn by Price. I can't wait for it
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>>13635580
I am IDW, it's EQG.
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>>13635574
I don't know, savories sell better?

Really it'd just be nice to write some sort of pissy contention the Apples do have with the Seeds branch of the family. Their whole life is Aaaaples, who wouldn't want a fine Aaaaple pizza or at least one of those lesser bastard fruits on pizza?

It feels like one of those worn comfortable arguments between family members you know won't get resolved but they like going through the motions anyway.
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>>13635580
>>13635588
>>13635602
The IDW guys outright said that what they have planned isn't an EQG comic.
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>>13635579
if they'd left Pinkie as Surprise, she'd have had an element. The Element of Laughter artifact would have been the element of Surprise.
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>>13635525

>he doesn't like pregnant women
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>>13635595
>Pony can't even spam E to get Anon off.
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>>13635609
>it's an anthro series
>butthurt around the table
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>>13635404
That beta vs alpha thing with the lesser Babs greentext was the single fucking dumbest thing I've ever read.
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>>13635615
>not being the one to get her pregnant
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>>13635627
>not being the pregnant little pony
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>>13635627
If your waifu showed up one day pregnant would you be suspicious? What if the baby came out full pony? Keep in mind magical dna tests don't exist.
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Sweetie belle's prehensile something something
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>>13635615

whoops. forgot proof.
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Would you let a pony climb into your shirt?
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>>13635627
WHat is MS up to these days?
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>>13635644
am I still inside of it?
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>>13635615
I think he likes minting pregnant women, not being confronted with swollen women teeming with life.
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>>13635644
Yes. Especially Ponka Poe (the pink one).
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>>13635644
she's too big for that
yes, even though it's going to stretch it out permanently
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>>13635644
Okay fine but if she fucks with my nipples while asking what they are one more time.
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>>13635644
Depends on the pony.

Probably yes.
The one I'm hoping for might be a bit too big for that though.
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>>13635650
Of course.
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>>13635602
>>13635588
The EG comic is a MLP annual issue. As in, once a year. We're likely going to get another one next year but with something different.
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>>13635649
Fucking children, I imagine.
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>>13635615
It's not that I don't like them.
I think the idea of a woman carrying a child inside her is really beautiful.
They just scare me and make me uncomfortable.
I can't even look at them for more than four seconds without getting queasy or freaked out.
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>>13635644
If she picks a graphic tee she's sleeping on the couch.
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>>13635639
I would try to eat the child.

If it could fight me off I would raise it as my own. If it couldn't I would eat the pony. Either way, I win.
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>>13635660
>>13635654
Pony can use the magic of friendship to stretch your shirt to fit both of you
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>>13635644

>wearing a Grumpy sweater
>probably big enough for a filly to squeeze in here with me
>falls asleep with her little head poking out from the collar beneath my chin
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>>13635649
probably creeping around children's playgrounds while jacking off to futa
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>>13635664
I guess if she can fit in there comfortably.
I don't know if I could walk around with her in there but we could watch a movie or something.
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>>13635639
>magical dna tests don't exist.

BULLSHIT
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>>13635671
that's instinct anon

you're not supposed to like women that have been claimed by other men
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>>13635650
>Gilda will never wear your shirt, complete with claw-marks and tears
>Twilight will never wear your flannel shirt
>Rarity will never wear your shirt after complaining how unfashionable it is, then deciding that, for you, she can handle a little bad taste
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>>13635681
>I have to walk around in a tent-sized shirt afterwards
That's actually okay with me. I mean, in exchange I have her coat and wings brushing against me
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>>13635687
What you think the cakes didn't look? You think he didn't try asking pinkie but she didn't understand the concept of "cheating?"
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>>13635644
I want a picture of this with Fluttershy.
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>>13635698
If you want, the shirt can pop back to normal size after she gets out

Alicorns are pretty powerful
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>>13635697
> Twilight will never wear your flannel shirt
That's probably for the best.
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>>13635524
Sneak out to Lookout Point
What is this a cheesy teen romance flick
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I'm pretty sure my roomie posts in this thread
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>>13635693
wouldn't it be instinct to like them more because it
s been proven that they're fertile
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>>13635698
hng
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>>13635713
Who says I want her to get out again?
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If Twilight got herself one of those new fangled telephones, would she even need Spike anymore?
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>>13635404
I'm 12 and what is this?
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>>13635697
Which article of your clothing would you want each pony to wear?

I'm thinking Fluttershy - my hoodie
Applejack - blue jeans
Twilight - dress shirt and tie
Rarity - baseball cap
Pinkie - my swim trunks
Dash - my boxers
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>>13635723
Oh my. Well if she's big enough you could have her walk around on her hooves as you're held against her body inside the shirt
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>>13635728
Obsolete model, he'd probably just walk out front to sit by the trashcans and wait. He's considerate like that.
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>>13635720
wouldn't that be only liking them after they've given birth once?
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Moonbutt is a very pretty horse, even when she's not really a horse.
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>>13635716
Lookout point is where all the cheesy teens go to make out. Makeout point would be more fitting I tink.
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>>13635716
>ear ring
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>>13635736
Fluttershy - Hoodie
Applejack - Hoodie
Twilight - Wool tartan shirt
Rarity - fedora
Pinkie - Hoodie
Dash - naked
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>post timers are not back to 30 seconds on /co/
STORYTIMES ARE SAVED
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>>13635758
>naked
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>>13635747
>filename
I'm imagining Babs with Gene Simmons makeup now.
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>>13635737
>snuggled against her back, face dug into her mane and held in place by the shirt
Anon you are killing me
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>>13635745
What if luna but synx
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>>13635741
No, no, if you've made it to the point you can carry a fetus at all you're ahead of the pack. They also tend to really, REALLY want sex or really, really don't depending on the day or hour. Craigslist as more pregnant girls than you'd think out for casual play or threesomes.
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>>13635766
>not
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>>13635745
Those legs always ruin it for me. If you want to go for hooves with your anthro style, at least give them the right joints and not some lazy human-like bullshit.
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>>13635758
>>13635767
No, no, you gotta give Dash pink frilly panties just to fuck with her.
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>>13635745
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>>13635781
>...you wear these anon?...
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>>13635775
i heard if you cum on a fetus in the womb it's possible to overwrite the father's DNA with your own
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>>13635769
You can just relax and nuzzle her neck, smelling her mane and sighing softly as she carries you around
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>>13635747
Maybe they just make out in the soda shop when they're pretty sure the Cakes aren't looking or too fussed with the kids to care?
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>>13635770
What if celestia but a mix between a T-Rex, a tapeworm, and iggy pop?
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>>13635781
you accidentally added the word "with" there
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>>13635736
Fluttershy - Big wool sweater
Applejack - Old worn ripped jean shorts
Twilight - Long sleeved shirt
Rarity - Tie, my buttoned shirt that shrunk
Pinkie - Horse Mask
Dash - Grey Hoodie
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>>13635792
You worry me sometimes anon.
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>>13635792
That's -
Are you-
Please tell me you're rusing me right now
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>>13635789
>oops sorry Dash, you're right those frilly pink panties are for me. This strapon is what I got for you~
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>>13635747
>Go to Makeout Point with an age appropriate Babs
>She's not one for all this 'mushy stuff' but appreciates the gesture
>The moon is full as it always is in Equestria
>With Babs in your arms, you prepare to make out
>Babs says she sees something though
>Look back
>Red blur of muscle and hooves
>Big Mac found out
>CHEESE IT
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I'm not a fan of puppeteers
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>>13635793
That would be great, I just hope it doesn't stop her from attending to her royal duties.
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>>13635797
>what if celestia but discord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
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>>13635736
Applejack-overalls
Pinkie Pie-mardi gras beads
Twilight-graduation cap
RD-sunglasses
Fluttershy-sweater
Rarity-not sure
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>>13635817
Loser.
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>13635788
>that hair
I-is it safe to stand near her? I won't get radiation poisoning, will I?
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>>13635821
Other ponies give her funny looks, but she acts like you're not even there except when she wants to tickle you.
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>>13635768
She does have the tongue for it...
>>13635794
Perhaps, but the local bakery doesn't really scream privacy.... who just hangs out at bakeries anyway?
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UNF
UNF
UNF
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>>13635817
>W-What am I supposed to do with this?
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>>13635819
>You run back and give her the deepest kiss time can afford
>Declare that you've already won
>Continue running for your life
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>>13635736
>Which article of your clothing would you want each pony to wear?
Fluttershy - "sad" sweater, black and blue flecks
Applejack - noneuphoric baseball caps
Twilight - blue and white tartan button-down
Rarity - purple high-thread-count button-down, rolled sleeves
Pinkie - St. Louis Blues hoodie (limited yellow edition might go well enough with her pink)
Dash - Clunky Wayfarers. If she really, really insists my fraternity letters
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>>13635850
the fuck is even going on here
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>>13635808
unf
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>>13635788
Nathan stop crossdressing
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>>13635821
>>13635842

You'd just delight her, anyway. She'd only shoo you off if it was a genuinely serious situation, but those aren't that common.
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>>13635850
that's not unf.
that's more of an oompf. And not all that appealing.
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>>13635850
I'm having an extremely hard time trying to figure who these are supposed to be.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say Pinkie, Spike, Mrs.Cake?
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>>13635842
>except when she wants to tickle you.
She might want to think about that twice, I'm kinda in a good position to blow against her wings and scratch her neck
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>>13635841
GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD
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>>13635850
Gross they're all human and shit.
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>>13635819
Goddamn does macintosh have nothing better to do.
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>>13635860
>fraternity
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>>13635880
tea love I'm not big mac
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Who here likes ponies?
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>>13635858
more like
>continue running for the REST OF your life.
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>>13635788
Her face is eh but those tits dude
those tits
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>>13635885
It's the only graphic hoodie in the closet and you know she'd get pissy if Pinkie has something she doesn't have
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>>13635862
Freudian
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>>13635883
Nope.
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>>13635883
He's very protective of his family
Extended or otherwise
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>>13635860
pone in letter jacket is the best thing
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>>13635860
>Not wearing her sorority letters
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>>13635880
Post full
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>>13635893
No regrets.
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>>13635909
I had a varsity jacket in highschool for golf

I wouldn't mind seeing Dash or Fluttershy in that
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>>13635873
yes
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>>13635875
but anon, her wings are tucked in the perfect position to tickle your sides.

It would become a war of attrition, neither of you able to escape, only relentless tickling until one gives up.
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>>13635913
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You will never be a mare in a pretty apron
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>>13635912
I thought you meant "out of YOUR closet"
Well shit if it meant their stuff I'd have just said "everything they can steal or "borrow" from Rarity"

>>13635909
More like futsy sweater with the letters in big canvas stitching
But ponies in bomber jackets are pretty neat
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>>13635923
what colors were the jacket?
which pone would you prefer?
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>>13635930
You wanna bet?

SURPRISE SCALP MASSAGE
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>>13635908
Capes in charge of being edgy overdramatic crap
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>>13635736
Fluttershy: Wool sweater
Applejack: Plaid shirt
Twilight: A long sleeve shirt?
Rarity: A Supreme cap/Wayfarer glasses
Panka: random-ass shirt
Dash: Chargers snapback
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>>13635937
I'd be such a good pony housewife
I know how to cook lots of stuff and I don't mind cleaning
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>>13635933
See anon, now you'll have to wait 60 seconds just because you posted a smart ass reply
>inb4 so do you
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>>13635891
I like ponies ...and cloth.
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>>13635941
In what way was that edgy?
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>>13635909
>>13635923
>>13635938

I've got this old brown leather bomber jacket Fluttershy would look adorable in
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>>13635930
>only relentless tickling until one gives up.
I can be very persistent when it comes to that. I'm also in the better position, not long till she will have to beg for mercy because her legs start wobbling and she can't keep up properly anymore.
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>>13635939
Green and White so it doesn't really go with any of them... AJ maybe
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>>13635949
Ponies need more cloth.
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>>13635937
>you will never be his cute little mare sweetheart emphasis on the little
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>>13635860
>Twilight - blue and white tartan button-down
WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED
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>>13635933
She was cute.
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>>13635949
Did that pony just tell you she likes cloth?
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are you banned?
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>>13635942
>forgot hoodie for Dosh
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>>13635908
But the whole "no-life neurotic freak who spends ten hours a day at the gym" IS the one who "wants it more"
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>>13635964
Green and white could go well with Fluttershy, but I do like AJ.... Your call.
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I wouldn't mind seeing more of that lil cutie pie Babs in the future.
Hey, you think if Babs got her cutie mark before the other three CMC she might be ostracized from the group? I would hope not but it could make an interesting episode.
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>>13635977
https://www.4chan.org/bans

This is going to be fun to look at
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>>13635967
>you will never ride on his back
>or under his belly
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>>13635977
>>13635993
>>13635977
I haven't actually seen many /mlp/ bans on that list.
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>>13635966
That's a good band name!
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>>13635952
All of them.

I blame fight club.
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>>13635980
She'd look good in a V-Neck t shirt too, among other things...
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>>13635993
>that /v/ ban for posting ponies
But Spike isn't even a pony
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>>13636005
why did you remind me
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>>13636020
I'd think it's harder to think of clothes that pony doesn't look good in.
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>>13635949
Shut up pillow pony. No one asked you!
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>>13636002
I've seen a bunch of ponies outside of /mlp/ bans
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>>13636026
I saw that too, I'd be pissed
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>>13636020
oh gosh hnnng
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>>13636002
that's because the rule is entirely pointless outside of /b/ and /v/
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>>13636028
Remind you of what pinkie?
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>>13636029
I like the way you think.
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You just told pony that you love her but she just replies "awww" and pats your head
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>>13636055
this is my least favorite type
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>>13636030
talking shit about softest waifu
I'll cut you!
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>>13636050
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>>13636055
Twilight_Reeves.png ?
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>>13636061
I want pony to pat my head ;_;
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>>13635966
But ponies dont need clothes
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>>13635981
That's the point and it's what the character narrating doesn't realize.

>>13636016
No, I was asking how that page was "edgy"
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>>13636061
into the trash she goes
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>>13636068
How does he type with hooves?
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>>13636026
>what is a "we don't want your kind here furfag" ban
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>>13636084
are ponies disposable?
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>>13636029
Hm, good point
>>13636078
They never seem happy when its them getting the head pat.
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>>13636068
Strong Bad has no boxing gloves.
On the other hand, imagining Strong Bad's voice coming from a pony is pretty funny.
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>>13636083
>implying I haven't been in a real fight
>implying I haven't gotten my ass kicked
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>>13636068
I demand an accounting for this crime!
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>>13636082
horseshit.
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>>13636092
only the ones that cross me
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>>13635860
>Blues hoodie
Are you from the midwest or just a Blues fan?
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>>13636082
pony can't be wonderbolt without cloth.
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>>13636061
If she won't have me, I'll have her. Forever. Take a fucking picture whether she likes it or not and then leave her be.

I feel like such an edgy coolkid right now goddamn
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>>13636082
>he says as he post the dressiest hoese
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>>13636111
I missed that when the anon posted it.
>tfw there might actually be more than one blues fan in here.
>tfw lost interest in watching hockey about the time ponies came around...
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>>13636120
>>13636120
'll hug her a little harder than necessary
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>>13636111
Why would they cross you, are you being bad to pony?
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>>13636120
>>13636148
you sick fucks
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>>13636113
>wonderbolting
>when you could shadowbolt instead
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Can anyone explain how Applejack can stand this way?
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>>13636113
So does that mean that the clothes makes the wonderbolt and not the talent?

>>13636142
They 'want' to wear it but they dont 'need' it.
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>>13636082
You can't tell pony what she do and don't need.
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>>13636111
Family in St. Louis who are big Blues fans, I got it for Christmas. It's one of the few sort of grubby / comfy things I still have in the closet.

I live in Chicago now. Fucking Blackhawks fever all over the place.
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>>13635747
>Makeout Point

that's where the cool kids go to make out. kids like Babs go to her uncle's pool hall.
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>twilight sparkle's vagina tentacles
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>>13636082
Hey yo Lemon. I just wanted you to know that I really like what you do and you should keep it up. That being said, holy shit are you wrong.
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>>13636164
how do people stand on only one leg?
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>>13636166
Rara-sama, you made it! I was beginning to think you wouldn't show..
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>>13636176
>Chicago

You went there willingly? Surely not.
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>>13636188
They lift the other one up.
IS this a trick question?
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>>13636197
Fuck you, mate, it's a great town.

Just spinning the last year of a grad program and getting out of here I hope. Nojobs, etc.
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>>13636167
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>>13636164
ain't gots ta 'splain shit
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>>13636203
Applejack is a very steady pony.
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>>13636205
clearly pony has lifted up two legs and is balancing on the other two
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>>13636180
>implying pool halls aren't cool
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>>13636213
Sugarcube, pls.
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I just want to see human Applejack wearing low-cut jeans and nothing else walking barefoot through her orchard.
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>>13636213

my waifu is so graceful, she puts others to shame
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>>13636228
That pony's colors were terrible, this sketch is cuter
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Diamond dogs or timber wolves? What's more menacing?
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>>13636219
Who's a steady pony?
You're a steady pony
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>>13636228
Pony is cool without pool halls, but pony is more cool in pool halls wearing a black jacket and slicked back hair and pretending to smoke a white crayon.
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>>13636238
Timber Wolves are more outright menacing; Diamond Dogs can be reasoned with, and therefore have more of a "face"
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>>13636238
Timber wolves
Diamond dogs are a joke
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>>13636238
Timber wolves for sure
Diamond Dogs could be reasoned with and tricked
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>>13636238
You can reason with a diamond dog. I'd say timberwolves are scarier.
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>>13636240

SHOO BEE DOO
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>>13636238
Diamond Wolves or Timber Dogs.
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>>13636228
yes, but that's not where the popular kids go, the ones wearing letter jackets and hoop skirts, the ones that go down to the malt shop and rock out to the jukebox.

you see, whenever you associate with Babs, you are instantly flung back into the 1950's.
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>>13636238
Timber wolves are savages.
Doges are for mining, trading and slaving
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>>13636258
It would suck to hang out with Babs if you were black
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>>13636238
Just use werewolves.
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Guys pone won't stop farting. She won't even admit she's doing it.
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>>13636237
I'd like to draw her more, but I beefed it picking her colors. Goggled drew this as her own idea for a scheme for corner pocket...
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>>13636244
>>13636247
>>13636248
>>13636250
I thought so. Kind of want to draw Diamond dogs for the dialogue though.
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>>13636284
put her in her cage for the night
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>>13636284
Put her outside; she has a nice den out there.
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>>13636277
the price you pay.

plus, you can, y'know, act out that part of Hairspray.
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>>13636290
Well, Diamond Dogs can be a lot of breeds, and you can put some extra menace into it if you like.

Try a pitbull or rottweiler diamond dog.
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>>13636290
>Tex drawing DD's
Y.. yes please
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>>13636277
But then you'd know all the best music and dance moves.
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>>13635930
>and then both Celestia and Anon died from tickle-exhaustion and we never heard of them again
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>>13636289
I was just never a fan of all the bright colors everywhere
You could still redo her if you wanted
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>>13636262
>Doges are for mining, trading and slaving
and scarfing
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>>13636284
Place pone in a bakery
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>>13636289
why not draw the table really large and have a pony for each ball. Have the solids and stripes arguing and the white ball trying to calm them down.
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>>13636325
I think that's a health hazard.
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>>13636330
The white ball would be the instigator
All the other ponies are just chilling in a group until she come rushing in and sets them all off
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what if pony was Sun On Yee

what if pony became Red Pole
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>>13636319
>look at Urban dictionary on what it means
But why?
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>>13636393
what if pony were a bird?
What if pony were a cage?
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>>13636406
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>>13636262
Didn't the comics imply that the dogs enslaved other dogs?

>mine for your master
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>>13636385
>tfw all the stores near you sell Mexican Coke
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>>13636417
what if they chose you for a third
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>>13636414
What if a AAA game ended up floppier than an 80-year-old's dick?
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>>13636406
>going to urban dictionary for anything
its almost as bad as TV Tropes when it comes to making up names for obscure shit that someone just made up on the spot
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>>13636414
>bird

but then pony won't be Sun On Yee, and 18k will win the war
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>>13636432
What would that matter if you still had pony?
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>>13636429
I'd obviously join up then betray them for a shot with the handsome stallion
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>>13636414
why does everything have to be a pony?

maybe pony is insulted by everything being like her? maybe pony thinks it's a disgrace, like fat weeaboos to japan?
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>>13636432
Didn't infinite sell extremely well, though?
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>>13636414
What if Elizabeth pone was very cute?
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>>13636429
I will gladly go on an adventure with those two. I can only do my best to keep up.
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Fluttershy wants to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure on her laptop next to you and wants to know if that's okay.
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>>13636423
>tfw Costco stopped selling it by the pallet
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>>13636457
Those are some exceptionally sharp-looking unicorns.
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>>13636461
What if the adventure is a shopping spree around Canterlot?
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>>13636446
no one goes there. But I know I've had times when I'm on a google quest for meaning and the results just aren't coming no matter how you phrase it, but there's urban dictionary or something with their input, and you can at least get some vague notion of what you might be looking for right?
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>>13636449
>you will never play video games with pony
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>>13636423
>>13636467
What's so great about Mexican Coke?
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>>13636477
>they pile more and more bags on you
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I know some of you guys whine about how "omg not everything needs to be ponies" but what if Fedayken ponies?
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>>13636452
So did the black plague.

>>13636421
Diamond dogs are descendants of gnolls. They enslave anyone they find.
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>>13636483
It's in glass bottles which are objectively superior and it uses cane sugar instead of corn syrup.
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>>13636483
Made from pure cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup
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>>13636467
is the new etrian odyssey any good? heard its got a story mode now, so i'm kind of curious. i know that story isn't the point of that series, but i have a shitty imagination to make up my own shit.
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>>13636483
Glass bottles and actual sugar.
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>>13636483
They use real sugar. And sell it in glass bottles.
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>>13636483
they use cane sugar instead of HFCS
I don't really think there's that much of a difference but some people are hipster faggots

Fun fact: some people think the New Coke fiasco was a marketing ploy so coke could disguise the transition between real sugar and hfcs without anyone notice
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>>13636480
Which pony would you play with
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>>13636492
It's kind of hard to call something a flop when it sells well.
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>>13636417
>>13636446
>scarf
Oh.
Dogs are for scarfs yes

>>13636421
I think the Europeans(vikings, romans etc) also enslave their own kin so I think that is normal. Well Humans enslave humans so thats that.
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>>13636485
Are you man enough to go shopping with two women with a penchant for accessories?
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The Barbie web series is way funnier than it should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_pBZBoKq98
By a long shot
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>>13636507
It always had a story mode, though?

I've only totally beaten the first one, and its real story didn't really pick up until the end, but it was a fucking punch to the gut to realize you were being used to genocide the forest people
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>>13636483
It's like throwback drinks but better. Also glass bottles > any other coke container.

nothing like that crisp smell when you pop the cap off of an ice cold bottle. Have you ever smelled the bottom of a metal coka cola bottle cap? Something about that anon. The nostalgia is enough for me alone.
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>>13636507
I have the demo for the 3DS, and it's kinda fun. FOEs are still horrible, horrible monsters.
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boop
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>>13636512
>>13636510
>>13636509
>>13636504
>>13636501
oh
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>>13636512

>some people

your taste buds are just shit. also

>some people

everyone thinks that.
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>>13636539
BCS show yer vagina
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>>13636512
Anon I grew up on glass bottled coke with real sugar. I know the difference. It's pretty fucking big.
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>>13636517
My waifu but she probably doesn't like video games, so I would just play fighting games with Dash.
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>>13636532
i meant a more involved story. from what i've gathered, the stories in these games are really barebone, but this new one gives more emphasis on it.
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>>13636534
Plus you can prepare for Fallout.
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>>13636544
>your taste buds are just shit
maybe
that also might be why I can't drink any form of diet soda without gagging
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>>13636417
Is it wrong to think that saffron is kind of cute
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>>13636554
Dash would probably be really good at Madden and Street Fighter 2
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>>13636554
>dash
>not liking vidya
She's want to play halo with you anon. Maybe some sports game. Or a racing game.
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>>13636538

Even on MLPG, FOE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8
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Wow, these new episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway are a lot more lewd than they were in older seasons.
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>>13636568
yes
dogs are not for cute or for sexual
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>>13636531
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>>13636588
literally wrong on both counts
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>>13636480
My girlfriend has trouble using one hand, so video games tend to be like Flash stuff.

I'd probably play Journey with Twilight somehow
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>>13636568
Not at all
Saffron is a good dog
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>>13636568
gross anon, she's a dog
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>>13636557
I used to have a collected of smashed bottle caps when I was 13. I thought it was cool for some reason. I'd take a hammer to them and flatten them in so they'd be like coins. Much better for fallout currency.
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>>13636590
I KNOW RIGHT
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>>13636559
no that's normal.
diet soda is for people who don't know better than to just have less or no soda.
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>>13636577
No, I'm saying my waifu wouldn't like video games, so I would play some with Dash. Not Dash is my waifu and she hates video games.

>>13636572
I would slap Dash's shit in every Street Fighter game ever. Including EX.
Then we can play Rival Schools after.
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>>13636632
Rarity?
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>>13636450
>Going with Chronicle.
You disgust me, anon.
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I want to fingerbang Rarity under the bleachers.
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I know this is not pone but does anyone by any chance has a link to that short Futurama clip where Zapp Brannigan having a speech about how humanity's whole point of universe exploration is to bang some alien form.
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Dash plays only MOBAs, Guitar Hero, and the occasional spot of Wii Fit.
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>you will never make pone feel happy about her abnormal anatomy
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coke tastes terrible regardless of the sweetener used
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So Diamond dogs don't have any teeth besides what forms their lower jaw?
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>>13636658
Are horse ears durable?
I mean if they're anything like humans then their ears are sensitive and they wouldn't like you using them for a grip like that
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>>13636646
You are correct, my friend.
She just strikes me as a woman that isn't into vidya. I can't even see her playing fashion sims.
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>>13636674
Klondork made a good pic on the anatomy of their mouths
Most have an underbite
They have normal teeth in addition to the spiky form of their lower jaw
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>>13636673
Mexican Sprite and Mexican Fanta is where it's at.

Although I here East Africa has fucking amazing Fanta in dozens of flavors.
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>>13636674
Geez, even Gilda has teeth.
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Beverage specialist here.
Mexican Coke contains legitimate sugar where it's American counterpart contains high fructose shitrup. Mexican is better than American, for once.
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>>13636664
>you will never comfort pony over their cannibalistic tendancies
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>>13636674
They seem to have fangs like this in one scene and just normal upper teeth in another so whichever
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>>13636700
My little sister has a corn syrup allergy.

Sometimes I fucking hate America.
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>>13636674
They have teeths underneath, sort of like Gilda
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>>13636568
wow furfag why can't you like ponies like a normal person

freak
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>>13636724
She looks so naked
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>you will never be pregnant
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>>13636628

I drink it because I like soda but also care about my macros, dickwad.

One real soda has enough sugar to toss my macro ratios in the trash.
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>>13636648

Something wrong?
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>>13636700
I had an obese friend in school. He didn't really eat much more than anybody else from what I saw, but one time I had a sleepover at his house and saw that he would only drink soda at home and mix it with goddamn Karo.
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>>13636739
Good, i may like pregnancy but I would never wnat to deal with it myself
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>>13636664

like her HUGE BUSH?
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>>13636712
american HFCS is usually contaminated with mercury

HFCS itself interferes with your body's attempt to remove that mercury before it fucks you up.

>but muh corn farmers

if you want to hate america all of the time, look up aluminum dyes

>thanks for the alzheimers, now i forgot why america was so terrible
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>>13636712
I'm sorry to hear that, at least she won't have to suffer from the stupid shit that corn shitrup is. I wish it was banned quite honestly.
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>>13636758
That may be it.

If she has corn syrup a little while latter it triggers a seizure that causes her to zone out and lose chunks of short term memory, compounded with migraines and nausea that usually leads to throwing up.
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>>13636732
She has a scarf on, Anon.
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>>13636758

I'm not going to look up any of that and instead I'm going to mention tinfoil hats.

But I want to say that when you hit 85, you have a 50% chance to get Alzheimer's.
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>>13636775
COME BACK YELLOW2.3 I LOVE YOU
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>>13636771
It should be but MUH CORN SUBSUDIES
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>>13636758
We need to take this to /pol/ for further analysis and see how we should fuck the government about it
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>>13636724
>your quest will never be exciting or memorable or not terrible
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>>13636789
Why wait til 85 when you can wait til 50?
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>>13636789
>tfw killing myself on my 85th birthday

My wife will just have to deal w/ it
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>>13636792
>but it's night time
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>>13636818

What if your wife is your waifu?
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>>13636742
I must say, that may be his best disguise yet.
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>>13636819
Wow great argument you dumb pony, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
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would you play this video game with fluttershy?
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>>13636724
>"And as you walk through the corridor, laden with the skulls of fallen adventurers prior to your arrival, you hear the tortured screams of-"
>"Anon I thought you said this was going to be scary."
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>>13636792
>2.3
this number shows up often around here

why is it important?
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>>13636789
So glad my 102-year-old great uncle didn't get it before he passed. He met me once before he died, about eight months prior, and remembered me when I saw him on his deathbed.
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>>13636739
Good. I don't want the worst STD of them all.
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>>13636590
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>>13636792
>B-But I thought you loved me
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>>13636819

oh man did Dotkwa draw this?

It's fucking adorable.
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>>13636840
all i wanna DYEWTS
is have some fun
i got a feeling
i'm not the only one
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>>13636840
DYEWTS
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>>13636838
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7ksvTTFho
i realized that you have to look at your beef for 30 seconds longer now
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>>13636840
watch the show you fucking brony shitstain
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>>13636830
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role
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>>13636758
The modern food supply has a lot of things wrong with it because the FDA lets anyone deem a compound GRAS so long as they look like credible scientists on paper.

We just don't have enough resources to test every flavor enhancer and cheaper ingredient to make sure it doesn't give people cancer, autism, and pony transformation disease all at the same time.
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>>13636837
>were we arguing?
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I tried to draw Sunbutt today
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>>13636840

It's Fluttershy's wingpower in Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>13636855
It's okay Rainbow Dash, I'll always be here for you even if that other anon is a dick
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>>13636654
>you will never eat lunch with Rarity while the cheerleader squad is on break during practice

Your hands are all over her, and you can tell she's loving it, but she can't help glancing around. The other girls are sitting in the bleachers, sitting with friends, chatting, texting, and what have you, but most importantly, not looking at you and Rarity. Still, she can't help herself. She puts her hand to your chest, firmly but gently. "Not here", she slips out, her breath coming ragged. "Follow me."

She takes you by the hand, sprinting, bounding down three steps at a time. A few of her friends look up to see the commotion, but shrug. They know what's about to happen, but they don't really care. She ducks under the bleachers, facing out from the field, between the cold metal steps and the great high stone wall that marks the boundaries of the school.

You're on her in a flash, pulling at her little polyester jacket and skirt, desperate to find something to relieve you. Your finger hits home, and she squirms. You move your finger again, and she bites down on your neck, trying to encourage you, and begins to coil about you sensuously. You tug the panties aside and plunge your finger in. She goes rigid, arms locked about you to support her body. She's still a virgin, she told you, so any sensation threatens to overwhelm her. You fuck her quick and shallow, and her lungs follow suit, hyperventilating until you're worried she's going to pass out. But she doesn't, instead rocking her hips into your hand, trying to force your finger deeper. She's too tight, too shallow to satisfy her as she wants you to, but you have another idea. Slipping your other hand up her skirt, the other finger begins to probe at her asshole, testing the waters. Her eyes go wide as you slip a pinkie in, but before you can begin to fear you had offended her, she melts in your mouth, sighing heavily as you finger-fuck her.
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>>13636841
>remembered you on deathbed
My maternal grandmother had Alz. She always enjoyed my violin and forgot to gave me the Stratovarius copy now it's sitting unused in my uncle's ancient home.
She had trouble remembering me...
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>>13636883
>magical orgasm
UNF
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>>13636877
>eat american snack food
>pass out
>wake up as fluttershy

THANKS OBAMA
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>>13636883
>bottom left

Yaranaika?
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>>13636878

hnnng
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>>13636883
You captured her regal smugness pretty well
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>>13635330
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>>13636905
>>13636909
I tried to make it look like she had just gotten hit by a very powerful spell actually haha
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>Does Twilight feel obligated to carry out instructions that were given to her in a past life, or is there another reason she chose to go through with this?
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>>13636897
u-unf
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>>13636897
...proceed.
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>>13636897
Fingerbang pls go
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>>13636883
>why am I so hard to draw from the front?
Her profile snout in the show is like a stallion's, yet her front view is round like a mare's.
There really is no easy way to do it so you just have to fudge it.
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>>13636891
>It's just not the same.
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>>13636897

I remember in high school, this guy was just fingerbanging his girl in the middle of the court yard one day.

Everyone was just watching until a dean took them away.
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>tfw you will never cuddle with ponies
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>>13636939
>tfw no cider
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>>13636883
>that 'I came' face
unf
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>>13636942
Tell us moar
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>>13636907

What would you do if you woke up as your favorite pony?
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MLPG help me I don't have any friends and I'm very sad.

how do I get friends?
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>>13636945
>black anon

I can't insert myself into this picture, what's the point
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>>13636883
>>13636933

I think she's cute.
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>>13636960
If I knew I probably wouldn't be here.
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>>13636960
Stop shitposting
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>>13636976
No thanks.
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>>13636962
>green anon

I can't insert myself into any of those fucking pictures
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>>13636960
look for people with similar interests to your own and tolerate them until they start to grow on you
friend get
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NEW ONE PUNCH MAN
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>>13636954

He was kissing her neck and stuff and couldn't see anything past her hair I guess, but she was squirming and looking at the crowd all embarrassed like.

She was wearing pants.
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>>13636986
You get used to it
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>>13636982
The sad part is I'm not

I only have 2 friends (but they're online friends)

I don't wanna cause any trouble I am just tired of being alone.
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>>13636962
I always disliked when people give anon defining features. It's not horrible or anything, I just don't like it. It just ruins the whole idea of him being anonymous.
But what I really can't stand is when people give their anon's personality on top of defining feature. That's why I dislike Mewball's "anon".
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>>13636986
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you guys is wack
celestia is lovely from front
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>>13636945
>not bald anon

I can't insert myself into this picture, what's the point
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>>13636986

It's easier to insert yourself as something nobody is rather than a race with history and stereotypes

In my opinion, anyway. I'd rather be green than black.
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All of my friends are being taken by GTAV.
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>>13636945
wait, I've been out of the game a while. are those both marker ponies? Or is one the /co/ marker pony and one her daughter?
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>>13637006
I don't dislike him, I just have him labeled as Mew anon. I don't think he was ever intended to really be anon. It's a character like Tex anon.
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>>13636995
TOO BUSY READING Needless, Ratman, and Jojo's TO CARE
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>>13637006
I hate that stupid fucking "green question mark mask"

It's not anonymous, it's another stupid personality
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>>13637012

Every time I see Celestia's head like that, Power plays in my head.
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>>13637012
The first thing I thought when I googled "sergal" today is "holy shit it's anthro celestia"

I believe this is indicative of how weird celestia looks. Weirdest looking horse.
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>>13636960
are you a pony
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>>13637023
tiny one's the old marker pony you know and love
big one's Gloomy, hiatus MLPG. She's so big because it's a big hiatus.
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>>13637012
>>13637012
yep
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>>13636945
Ded Horse is HUGE
10/10 would hug
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>>13637019
Trevor is best criminal
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ponies are all a bunch of cry babies
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I AM GOING TO DRAW THINGS BASED ON THREAD CONVERSATIONS SO THEY CAN BE DONE ONCE THE CONVERSATION IS OVER
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>>13637003

Go outside.

Get a job or join a club or something.
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>>13637019
Maybe you should get poorer friends
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>>13637019
>>>/your personal blog/
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>>13637040
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>>13637064
Not you too, Anon!
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>>13637039
What?
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>>13637046
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>>13637019
give them one week
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>>13637069
>farmstink

unf
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>>13637069
Oh god is that Applejack in my varsity jacket
I love you Goat, you even miraculously got the design right
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>>13637069
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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>>13637094
since you looked at me
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>>13636962
It's for Klondike.
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>>13636897
PonyWifeAsshole
Please no
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>>13636967
Her eyes are so big
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>>13636897

Your mouth moves from hers to her earlobe, attacking the e-zone you had read about in that Playboy Mitch Scooner brought last week. She's surprised, and you're sure you hear a disappointed sigh, but she soon brightens up. She's like jelly in your hands.

You hear coach McManus' whistle, and you know your time is up. You begin to make your apologies to Rarity, but she grabs your wrist, staring into your eyes with the most utterly pathetic, plaintive look imaginable. She's so keyed up right now, to deny her release would probably make her cry. So you press on.

Slipping another finger into her ass, you hear her whimper. "Too much", she says quietly, eyes still closed, a rapturous expression painted across her pretty face. You mumble an apology and instead slide another finger in to her cunt. At this she throws her head back and mewls, like a cat in heat.

You begin to talk to her between nibbles, going from her ear to her chin to her neck to her breast, then back again, telling her how beautiful she is, how special she is, how much you like her, how much she means to you. Her face is truly priceless, like something you expect to find in old church stained-glass windows.

She shudders and goes limp, and you have to move quickly to catch her as she tumbles, shaky, to the ground. After a few seconds, she rises to her feet again. "I'm fine, I'm alright", she says, waving you off. "Just... Oh, my." Her legs wobble, her knees come dangerously close to knocking, and she doesn't seem to be looking at you; more through you. "I'd better... You have Ciralo next, right?"

You nod.

"Oh, well. I'm done after this." She stretches languidly, getting her too-small jacket to rise up just enough to show off the belly-button piercing her parents don't know about. "Come find me after. I have something to show you."

Sometimes high school ain't too bad.
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>>13637080
I'm sorry DD, but I'm having a blast with this game.
I have a few gripes, but nothing to really stop me from enjoying it. When online gets here it's going to be even better.
I hope this won't change anything between us. Can we still pony together?
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>>13637136
ponies have big eyes
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>>13637105
Aw yiss
I'm happy you like it!

>>13637113
PRIVILEGE CHECKED
....
NOW WHAT
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>>13637124
>onion/human hybrid

I can't relate to this boner
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>>13637149
every time i see the thumbnail i think the moon is homsar
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>>13637149
Of course we can. If you're up to the task, we can even talk about which pony ponys pony's ponies.
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>>13637168
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>>13637168
...what
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>>13637157
Fuck you, that made me laugh. The waiter thought I was choking
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>>13636897
>>13637143
fuck off
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>>13637053
Was Gloomy made on /co/? I kinda sorta remember her creation, but it's pretty vague
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>>13637153
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>>13637143
>Rarity
>Bellybutton piercing
IMMERSION RUINED
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>>13637153
it would be a shame if something happened to them
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>>13637153
But none of them have eyes as pretty as hers.
I could spend hours looking into them without getting bored.
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>>13637192
Nah, she was made on /mlp/

She was even sexual in her first thread
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>>13637192
No.
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>>13637199
w-what are you going to do
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>>13637192
nope.
Not too long ago, actually.
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>>13637186
Sorry, we've reached our anthro abomination quota today
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I think one of Celestia's secret organizations is building a line of anti-alicorn androids, just in case one of the alicorns decide to use there powers for evil.
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>>13637213
the very best I can
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>>13636947
My family and I made fresh cider little less than two weeks ago.

I drank the last glass yesterday.

Now no cider until next year or somebody discovers a person with more apples than they want/know what to do with.
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>>13637218
>quota for the day
>11:03pm

We have such precious little time
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>>13637208
There were a few weeks where we just seemed to go on a spree with the two of them. Somehow Marker turned into a slut and Gloomy became a motherly cuddly figure.
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>>13637194
>Ponies shed their old eyes.txt
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>>13637239
Yeah, even when she's sexual, Gloomy's much more of a deeply sensual monogamous lover.
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>>13637221
*their
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>>13637239
Marker is a lot of things
And definitely not for sexual
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>>13637228
>Live next to a working orchard.
>Can get apples out the ass very easy.
>Implying I would get them legally.
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>>13637143

Pretty good

would've liked more anal fingering
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How can I make a diamond dog look more menacing? These lower jaws are weird.
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>>13637255
>implyra
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>>13637255
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>>13637255
>Marker is a lot of things
>And definitely for sexual
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>>13637269
You don't. They're goofy to the core.
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>>13637207

Hey Celestia, what's up?
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>>13637269
you can make the eyes more fierce, bigger claws, and a bigger if need be
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>>13637269
open them a little so they are showing some teeth
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>>13636889
Thank you, been a while since I last saw that episode

>>13636861
>>13636875
Yes I do, I've been doing the episode a day routine
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>>13637255
Yeah, it's just the fetishfags getting bored and wanting to sexualize something that wasn't before.
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>>13637269
flatten their ears at points, make a sloping face of anger
use perspective to put them at a powerful angle
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It's all in the makeup
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>>13637255
Agreed, but for that period of time she went from playful and cheerful to slutty.
It was kind of funny how quick people were to scream out against it when it was happening.
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Going to be streaming around 9PM

We can either finish Superjail, continue with Nichibros or go for something different all together.

What say you?

Also available:
Wakfu
Samurai Jack
Gargoyles
Batman Beyond
EqG
Avater: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra
The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
South Park: Bigger, Badder and Uncut
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>>13637299

>eating my link

fuck, now I've gotta wait 60 seconds

>>13637269
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>>13636945
I rather like this anon, but only as a compliment/suplement to the standard anon rather than a replacement

He's a cutie
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>>13637301
>It was kind of funny how quick people were to scream out against it when it was happening.

It's screaming 'Danger!' because some dumb fuck will get the rest of the board making generals about her or something retarded.
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>>13637290
65 days left until season 4 premieres. That's enough time to watch an episode a day if you want to refresh yourself on the series.
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>>13637307
new legend of korra ?
>>
I'm absolutely disgusted at all the potheads that inhabit 4chan, my god is the number of them just revolting in they argue is so mechanical and predictable is like arguing with someone from /v/.
I can excuse alcohol drinkers to a certain limit it's so damn ingrained into our society and I wish nothing but for that to be not the case but the absolute moral,ideological and just pure human dignity that's thrown out the window in favor of smoking drugs and consuming alcohol it's nothing but a repeat of the 60's counter culture movement in a much more user friendly and PC environment.
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>>13637216
>>13637208
>>13637209

Well that explains that then.
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>>13637324
No, S1
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>>13637307

FINISH SUPERJAIL
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>>13637307
South Park
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>>13637314
That shit is annoying
I'm going to email moot and just politely tell him that I'm against the intra-thread timer increase. You should to.
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>>13637326
Quentin please go
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>>13637326
This is bait.

I would have more respect for you if you fapped exclusively to prehensile clitoral hoods than if you responded to people pretending to be brainwashed rhetoric reliant americunts.
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>>13637321
that's the plan mate
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>>13637355
>those background ponies
haha
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>>13637349
a minute between posts absolutely murders live episode commentary
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>>13637351
>it's fudge
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>>13637355
>that scootaloo and appleblom fighting over a juice box
I laughed more than I had any right to

>>13637351
Yeah, that's fudge
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>>13637320
I doubt there was need to worry with how much the board dislikes this thread.
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>>13636858
yeah
thanks anon
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>>13637349

I would, but I kinda like the 60 seconds thing.

Plus it's probably because he's too stubborn to hold a donation to pay for servers, so he's forcing everyone to slow the fuck down.

>>13637374

SHIT, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
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>>13637380
What is doing it out of spite.
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>>13637380
And yet Fluffy Ponies, Rapistshy, and Satyrs all have their own generals these days.
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>>13637381
you're adorable too
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Post oldest Celestia picture from your folder
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>>13637362
Good on ya. I started a day ago because as much as I hate to admit it EqG is still a part of the series.

>>13637374
Way to kill the hype moot.
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>>13637397
I thought Fluffy wasn't allowed.

I don't really mind the other two.
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Pone said what what, in the butt?
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>not masturbating exclusively to articulated vaginal claws
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>>13637326
You need to chill
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>>13637380
Because that has stopped them in the past.
http://i.imgur.com/Wjz2GVi.jpg
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>>13637388
Yeah, I also figured that it might be because the servers are overloading, but they've seemed fine lately. I understand the befits besides that as it slows spammers down but that doesn't outweigh the annoyance factor for me so hopefully he reverts it.
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>>13637401
y-you too
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>>13637374
>you can only make 22 posts per episode

Can the wheel of hate point to moot?
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>>13637410
Fluffy might not be, I've never actually left the boat for more than a few seconds at a time.
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>>13637410
Fluffy has been banned forever

hell, for a while entire threads were deleted because a single fluffy pony picture, not even an abuse one, was posted
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>>13637405
I have never had a folder. I just save images, post them, and delete them a few minutes later.
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It's not enough that their arguments for pot are so mechanical and predictable in nature but they have short hands like "Quentin please go" and "Euphoric enlightened neckbeard" as an actual argument in then pretend as if acting less intelligent is somehow a key to winning the argument (another /v/ staple of fashionable arguing). They also push anything that is a dissenting opinion upon their beloved plant and to some extent beloved whiskey into the same realm as "baiting" which I find highly ludicrous given the fact that many don't even know what an actual troll bait looks like unless so fucking blatantly obvious.

Listen:Not liking something isn't fucking baiting and if someone can give reason to why they don't like it then just saying "it's ur opinion man" just goes to show how stupid these potheads can get.
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>>13637410
Yes, but it proves that the rest of /mlp/ snags most of their shit from the general they all 'Hate'
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>>13637444
What kind of life is that?
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>>13637420
Weed would be alright if the war on drugs didn't create a godawful subculture around it

>ZIMBABWE WE BLAZE IT EVERY DAY
>420 420 420 420 420 420 420
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>>13637405
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>>13637278
>>13637287
>>13637289
I don't know.
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>>13637269
Dogs are not menacing at most, they are goofy yet strong at best. If not, going extreme and evil are the best way for them look menacing
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>>13637465
That's pretty fierce. Maybe the right one needs to jut out a bit more on the far side?
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>>13637460
In my entire life I have never met anyone like you've described.
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>>13637465
Have you considered reinterpreting the jaws? Instead of having them just be funny-shaped lips, go the Monster Hunter route and have them with no lips and a massive underbite.
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>>13637465
its difficult to make something from a kid show seem intimidating unless you're will to make a few changes to them
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>>13637449
remember when trolling was about twisting logic to your goals instead of throwing it out the window and relying on pure rhetoric? me neither, at least not on 4chan.

rhetoric trolling is lazy trolling and just makes it obvious that you don't actually have any controversial beliefs worth arguing over. if you use formal logic, people flip the fuck out and take you seriously because you have something that can be argued against with posts other than "ur a fag lol shut up b8er".
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I want to do a nuzlocke run on sapphire but I can't find my SP
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Would you let AIDSpony give you AIDS?
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>>13637505
So emulate.
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>>13637465
you use the default brush for SAI, right?
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>>13637500

I have, but they were black
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>>13637475
Dogs are the humans of equestria
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>>13637515
GET AWAY CUNT
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>>13637405
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Remember when Kloudmutt could art?
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>>13637519

But that takes the fun out of handheld gaming
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>>13637504
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>>13637405
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>>13637480
Looking at it now, the left one looks alright for what I want. It's their open mouths that I need to work on.

>>13637521
No.
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>>13637405
I'm honestly surprised this is my oldest Celestia pic
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Twilight and favorite pone are now all gooey for the next week
What do
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>>13637405
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>>13637504
Indeed anon

>"Rarity is a slut and if you like her you suck" = 0responses
>thesis on slut theory with examples from the show = RARIFAG STATUS: TOLD also boner
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>>13637545
Maybe it's just because I have absolutely massive hands, but handheld gaming always just left me with cramps.
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>>13637465
Needs to look rougher
Maybe some scarring or a torn ear
He looks mean, but not scary.
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>>13637546
so stop responding 1859 hankmet
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>>13637523
All of my friends are black and I only have a few white ones and not a single one of them act like that and we smoke almost every day.
Are we doing something wrong? Besides drugs, of course.
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>>13637561
>No.
oh
what do you use?
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>>13637012
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>>13637574

It might be. I've got hands like the guy in that Burger King commercial.

and even I can't stand the Playstation's controllers
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>>13637457
I lied, I used to have a folder but I deleted it when I tried to quit MLPG forever.

Even the pictures of my waifu.
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Pony gets very protective and jealous around you.
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>>13637405
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>>13637596
...I have no idea what commercial you're talking about, but my preferred Xbox controller is The Duke.
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>>13637580

I also smoke nearly every day with my circle of white and hispanic friends, but the people I've met that were like that were all black
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>>13637567
smoke weed
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>>13637567
Hug

Lewd hug
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>>13637589
Something like this. Why?
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>>13637580
smoking every day is bad for your health and your ability to enjoy the drug. take extended breaks between sessions.
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>>13637593
>not inverting the other ponies' faces, too
you're halfway there, anon
you can make it
i believe in you
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Pony has a butt
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>>13637604
good
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>>13637607
I like those wings
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WAIT
I JUST REALIZED

NEW WANDER TOMORROW?
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>>13637613

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM
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>>13637619
>>13637614
>>13637580
Two out of three stoners are addicted lifeless degenerates.
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>>13637618
OH its a pencil
Its an interesting looking brush, and I wanted to try it
thank ya, Tex
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>>13637580
The fact that you need smoke every day doesn't prop up the problem "shouldn't we be doing something else" I'm not going to play TF2 and be a hippo-crit but why in the fuck can you only find fun through doing drugs?

What if someone who didn't want to drugs or alcohol and was your friend?
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>>13637619

I take tolerance breaks once I stop getting crazy body highs. It takes about a week of constant smoking.
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>>13637634
WE GON STRAM?
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>>13637637
Feels good being a normal alcoholic.
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>>13637621
I inverted her because it made sense given the perspective. Look at it, it's a perfect circle. The others aren't. So, how would that look?
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>>13637465
You might like to add more variations, there are officially four types of diamond dog jaws in the show. The jaws of the three main dog(rover, spot, fido) and that of the digdogs/guard dogs. The most menacing for me are that of the guard dogs, coupled with that with a large body compared to a pone and they could cause a real wrecking
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>>13637637
>implying you can get addicted to weed
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>>13637619
Yeah I know. I'm planning on stopping in the upcoming weeks since I'm joining a gym soon and I've had breathing problems since I was a kid so I don't want my smoking to prevent me from workingout
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>>13637629
But anon, she won't let any other mares around you. Even if they're friends.
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>>13637661
I don't know! Why don't we find out?
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>>13637662

lemon PLS work on your lines

i like your work so much but the lines, man
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Pony's munchies made her eat another pony

what do you do?
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>>13637670
my brother died of a weed overdose
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>>13637670
Chemical dependence? No

Psychological addiction? It can happen with anything that makes you feel good. Even looking at pictures of celestia.
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>>13637686
Did he use dirty needles?
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>>13637686
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>>13637597
Quitting something entirely is just as bad as being fully addicted to it if it's not something inherently detrimental.
On top of that, something that gives you an escape from reality is actually healthy.
A good amount of MLPG can be a good thing.
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>>13637675
What does candy cigar taste like?
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>>13637676
i'll ask twilight to turn me into one of those giant fluffy shark people.

then pony will have to friendzone me. nobody wants to be in love with scary werewolf-things.
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>>13637676
>Celestia clinging to you with legs and wings and glaring at everyone that come close
hnnnng
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>>13637692
THAT'S NOT TRUE
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
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>>13637525
They are the closest come to think of it.

>>13637678
W.. well thats an old work
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>>13637700
Gavin pls
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>>13637708
why is that unicorn guard a pegasus
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>>13637713
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I'm a little scared of how much Applejack would ask me to help out around the farm. Farmwork seems rough.
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>>13637707
Pony loves you for who you are.
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>>13637709
Where are their beards?
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>>13637719
in the wedding episodes, I swear there were at least a few ggrey pegasus guards
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>>13637653
>why in the fuck can you only find fun through doing

I do a lot of other things besides smoking. It's not the only thing I find enjoyable. I read comics, listen to music, ride bikes, and watch a lot of bad movies. I don't know how I gave off the impression that smoking is the only thing I find enjoyable.

>What if someone who didn't want to drugs or alcohol and was your friend

I have a lot of friends that don't smoke as well. I don't smoke or bring up smoking around them. The key to being a good friend is to be respectful of your friend's preferences.
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>>13637740
It's not the beard on the outside
It's the beard on the inside that matters
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Does anyone have a link to chapter 24 "Czar" of DiveQuest? TGChan wiki links me to chapter 23 with the chapter 24 title image. I apologize for it not being pony.
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>>13637692
NUH UH
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>>13637737
pony won't love me if i'm more machine than man

brb augs
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>>13637613
>>13637635
Those commercials upset me in so many ways
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>>13637776
Why? They're just commercials
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>>13637776

Check your privilege, Cherno.

I'll never know what it's like to cradle a 1911 properly.
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>>13637748
>The key to being a good friend is to be respectful of your friend's preferences.
That's a good rule of thumb. Wish the show still did friendship lessons: as forced as some of them were, it's kind of nice seeing important advice like that.
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>>13637776
Do you have tiny hands? I'm sure ponies will still accept you.
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>>13637740
Purloined by another species!
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>>13637771
Pony doesn't care maaaan
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>>13637794
WHO IS DRIVING TRAIN
GOAT IS DRIVING TRAIN
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>>13637708
Well.
That's a cute idea. Sounds more Luna's style though if you ask me.
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>>13637792
Pony knows what tiny hands mean.
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>>13637798
Where is BDF, anyone know if he's still alive
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>>13637782
Just the fact the hands are so very, very tiny - how on Earth can he handle a comb or grip a steering wheel? Really the problems go far beyond whether he can handle a Whopper.

>>13637792
It's nice to know they'd be accepting but not exactly-

>>13637784
They're not Cherno-strength, man.
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>>13637799
HOW CAN THAT BE?
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>>13637798

I want to poke Saffron's pawpads.

I bet they're soft.
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>>13637803
>that eye
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>>13637806
Small friendship?
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>>13637825
>Saffron and Renne like you to prod their pads and frog respectively

>Simultaneously
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>>13637825
I want to cup a breast and some ass.
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>>13637817
he still posts in the sub
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>>13637840
Does he still draw?
I don't think he's updated his tumblr in a while
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>>13637831

>simultaneously
Jeez man, I don't know if I could deal.

>>13637832

That too, but afterwards.
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>>13637829
>He names his penis friendship.
>Because he will never share it with anyone.
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SUPERJAIL WHEN
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>you will never a ponewomb
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>>13637859
10/10 I cracked up
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>>13637844
He is trying to get back into drawing
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>>13637865
>you will never force a pony into rediv's womb
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I am so mad at you
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>>13637862
IN YOUR HEART, ALWAYS
I'm curious too
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>>13637887
Rainbow Dash please, I told you that in my culture it's perfectly normal to touch eachother's butts during movies.
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>>13637862
>>13637889
Didn't they say they'd be streaming at nine? So in about twenty minutes.
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>>13637828
Man, I don't really like JJ's art but I'll admit he draws a very cute RD
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>>13637475
>>13637465

Diamond Dogs are built like rapists. They just have a feral rapist body.
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>>13637887
For making me such a bastard
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>>13637887
I'm sorry.
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>>13637901
Buhhh
I should sleeeep
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>>13637906
You just like Rainbow Dash.
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>>13637927
Yes but that's not the point
I can recognize a good rainbow dash picture when I see it, silly
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>>13637927
>that face
>that everything else
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>>13637927
I kind of like this
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>>13637895
What if pegasus wings were very sensitive.
And what if you just couldn't help yourself but to rub them.
Seriously, I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
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xieril's a great dude and did this for my birthday and I just wanted to show it off. thank you a bunch.
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Why aren't you pushing yourself?
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>>13637906
why does the soldier get drawn so much more often with ponies than most other classes?
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>>13637906
Despite how brony popular he is yada yada I always thought his art was pretty cute.

It's just he really has barely improved at all in 2+ years
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>>13637954
happy birthday
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>>13637955
I'm waiting until my life depends on it.
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>>13637910
For giving me such high standards.
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>>13637950
You ever feel the feathers inside of a down comforter?
I imagine they're that soft
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>>13637955
I've been doing that all day in real life.
Right now I'm drinking vodka every time I cringe in this thread as a one-man drinking game
>>13632493
Please send help
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>>13637950
>pony ruffles up her wings more and more often just so you can help her with 'em
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>>13637908
>Diamond Dogs are built like rapists. They just have a feral rapist body.

They remind me of Wyuld from berserk.
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>>13637950
Pegauss wings being hyper sensitive is dumb

all the little debris in the air would make flying painful
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>>13637957
When you sameface everything and do nothing but the same thing repeatedly, you tend to stagnate.
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>>13637954
Happy birthday
I love your little chest tufts xieril
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>>13637908
>implying
They are built/evolved to be diggers/workers/warriors and such. Just like pone's evolved to be cute

>>13637979
P.. please, that guy is a total fucking monster.
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>>13637942
Step one: Is it Rainbow Dash?
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>>13637981
What if only when they're already aroused/sensitive.
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>>13637969
I'm mad at you
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>>13638004
She's so cute when she tries to act smart
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>>13637955
You can't think pedophilia away or concentrate really hard on not having autism. You can't squint your eyes and grow an extra 20 IQ points. You can't reach up and hope you grow to a height that isn't classified as "manlet". You can't chew ten packs of gum an hour and come out with a manly chin that isn't evocative of neanderthals. You can't do pushups and stop wanting to fuck a horse princess.
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>>13637977
I'd be very okay with this.
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>>13637956
because he knows boop
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>>13638023
I'm 6'6" and wish I was shorter
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>>13637908

I would let Rover rape me
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>>13638004
>yes: it's shit
>no: good picture
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>>13638023
what?
I didn't say any of that
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>>13637976
You deserve asphyxiation via vomit for going out there and bringing it here.
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>>13638007
even then, it would not make sense, they would need to be reay to use properly in a moment's notice to escape danger

the most I am willing to concede in "wings for sexual" is the notion that flaring them is part of looking big and impressive for others
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>>13638039
I'm perfectly fine with 5'7. I don't understand all the angst.
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>>13638039
What do doorframes feel like?
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>>13637979
...I feel like I should remember this guy.

What did he do?
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>>13637955
Because I'm too absorbed by the media I'm surrounded by.
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>>13638039
I'm 6'0" and wish I was taller.
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>>13638056
Hard and unforgiving.

The worst parts though are not having leg room ANYWHERE but my own home and hotel shower heads only coming up to my collar bone if I'm lucky.
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>>13638048
Probably.

Here, have a nice Fluttercentaur.
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>>13638023

I do calisthenics and cardio all day BECAUSE I want to fuck a horse princess.

I want to be the best looking horse princess-fucker there is!
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>>13638050
I'm sticking with sensitive wings. At least sensitive at the base.
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>>13638023
>You can't do pushups and stop wanting to fuck a horse princess.
Well I mean
I imagine if you're bad at it, wanting to crawl home and die with a big bag of Cheetos would drown out the horsefucking urge
Temporarily
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I'm a little pony and I wish I was bigger
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>>13638073
Where do you even live, Japan? I'm 6'8" and showerheads are usually about chin level. Doorframes typically only hit me if if I go through at the top of my step.

Leg room is definitely a pain, though.
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>>13638074
gross
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>>13638080
horse princess isn't real
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Humans have like, one way. It's not fair.
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>>13638098
I dunno, I'm 6'3" and hotel showerheads are pretty darn inadequate for me, too.
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>>13638110
Not with that attitude.
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>>13638098
I have had problems when going through doors rig