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>>13626422

Fluttershy thought its a good idea to take care of Celestia's pet behind her back. Boy, she was wrong. Why didn't Celestia just told her or everyone that bird was a phoenix? Was it neat that Fluttershy get to interact with a pony that isn't Dash?
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>>13630744
>Why didn't Celestia just told her
See me after class
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You'd think little miss animal expert would have known it was a god damn phoenix to begin with.
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frosted ponuts
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>>13630774
>tfw you accidentally called Miss Cheerilee "Mom" during class.
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>>13630783
She didn't know what the parasprites were. Pinkie Pie was the one who did.

Though to be fair, Celestia didn't, either.
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>>13630783
I'm pretty sure phoenixes aren't that common
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>>13630783
There's a difference between seeing a bird in its prime, and one with most of its feathers and distinguishing characteristcs gone. The show made it sound like Pheonixes were rare, so I doubt Fluttershy had much, if any, real life experience with a pheonix before hand.
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>>13630795
>tfw you did this a couple of times as a kid to teachers
I'm sure she's heard it more than once
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SYYYYYLLLLLVIIIAAAAAAAAA
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>>13630802
>>13630805

the only natural ones we saw were in the dragon migration area

fluttershy wouldnt go near that anyway
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both cutie marks showing
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>>13630814
I would Sylvia's butt
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>>13630795
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>>13630826
>tfw you intentionally call Miss Cheerilee "Mom"
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>>13630763
> She doesn't even recognize Fluttershy from her modeling days
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Are you not allowed to post 2 consecutive images within a minute anymore or something?
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>>13630819
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Finished that request I took yesterday: a sketch of Teenage Spike wrestling Celestia.
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Cheerilee feels comfortable enough with you, having dated for a while, that she approaches you with her roleplaying idea for the bedroom

She'll be Celestia and you'll be Twilight Sparkle
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>>13630819

I want to rub them both at the same time.
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>pony will never boop your boobs
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>>13630819
> double Rainbow
All the way
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>>13630847
haha

it looks sort of like a rediculus hug
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>>13630837
That sounds like her.
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>>13630851
I'd rather be Celestia's little brother
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>>13630847
Knowing how strong Celestia was, this comes to no surprise. If it were a younger Spike, he would be deader then dead. Its a nice one and its nice that you still come around here.
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>>13630819
will she let me touch it?
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fluttershy is my waifu
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If pony posted a "Like this if" would you like it?
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DORKS
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>>13630879
If you love her so much why isn't she real
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>>13630879
your tastes could be better
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lyra is my waifu
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>>13630884
No.
Being a pony doesn't excuse anyone from posting incredibly stupid things.
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Twilight Sparkle is my wife.
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>>13630897
what if it saves lifes?
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>>13630887
b-but she's right here with me!
we're cuddling I swear!
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>>13630873
I've been wanting to artfag, but I couldn't reply to 4chan threads for some time. Apparently the software I used to bypass those pesky "this site cannot be viewed in your country" things made my IP address look suspicious.
It's good to be back. You guys are nice, so expect more art in the future.
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>>13630904
No it doesn't.
Pony should stop being stupid.
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I'm going to marry Anonymous!
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>>13630911
I don't think I want the two of you hanging out any more
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>>13630921
Not until you stop being a stupid pony.
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>>13630916
hooray

draw tons of sexual pones now
don't actually do this if you don't want to, it doesn't bother me either way
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>>13630917
You like dead ponies then?
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>>13630916
Thats good to know! I hope you enjoy your stay, again. Did you read the new comic?
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>>13630921
That's nice. You going for a full royal wedding or hiding away in some country church that doesn't look on your miscegenation with proper hate?
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>>13630942
No, do you like being stupid?
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>>13630851

She can call me whatever she wants.

And I'll call her whatever she wants.

Cause that's what good pets do
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>>13630954
Do you like being stuck on the moon?
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>>13630942
Source?
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>>13630937

I draw SFW stuff. That doesn't mean I never draw anything suggestive, though.
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>>13630969
Do you like answering questions with questions?
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>>13630921
>anonymous
>not me
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>>13630982
nice drawings
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>>13630851
What if she took it really seriously and you actually got transformed temporarily to actually appear like Twilight and she like Celestia?
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>>13630982
Suggestive is fine. That is a cute couple.
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>>13630946
The official one? I'm afraid not. This comic is not available where I'm at. However, my fiancé and I will be purchasing the comics when we have the chance.
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>>13630994
If you don't then why are you a pegasus?

>>13630978
http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/
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>>13630982
> She's walked in on couples before. 1000 years of opportunities!
> She does however recognize these two from some pretty hot porn swapped around the Castle, dubbed from their "honeymoon" on VHS
> Celestia really, really dug it
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>>13631023
Why are you asking stupid questions?
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>>13631022
Its nice to have a real copy. There is yayponies.eu for some copies there and there are some threads that post the whole comic at the sub.
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>>13630911
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>>13631023
Usually I can justify following a terrible tumblr if the drawings are cute but that is just too awful.
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>>13631038
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>>13631010
You guys really love this drawing, don't you?
I've recently made another drawing featuring these girls, but I don't feel like coloring it. Maybe someone here does.
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>>13631023
>http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/
That's a silly artstyle.
I like it
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>>13631050
we gonna tussle
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>>13631055
Okay, how about we play "Pin the pony to the floor and procreate"?
It's a classic.
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>>13631052
I thought it was cute enough and not terrible enough to not follow.
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>>13631056
>no Crackle
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>>13631068
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>>13631088
Why not?
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>>13631056
I do, but I do not know about the rest. I know for sure some Rarityfags love that Rarity dragon.
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fart fart fart faaaaaart
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>>13631121
Mature.
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>>13631047
Thanks for the link, I'll check it out.
We're going to purchase the comics and DVDs anyway. It just doesn't feel all that fair to look at all this stuff for free.
This is also the reason I don't do commisions. The show really doesn't belong to me, so I don't feel all that comfortable asking money for what I do. Yes, I could use it, but still... This is just my hobby and I like to share it.
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>>13631023
http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/post/54864611029/why-did-i-even-accept-them-into-my-academy
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>>13631058
The fuck? That tumblr is just a badly drawn version of this one http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/

Same ear style, similar background and header. Someone here definitely pulled some inspiration from the other.
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>>13631131
Vice.
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>>13631151
I'm prepared to call this one a coincidence: the only similarities in the header are that they're both sitting at a desk.
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>>13631186
With a cup of coffee. Both have a space and moon background that are the same composition but flipped.

Also the ears. The line color in some pictures are also almost exactly the same too.
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>>13631143
I understand and I am sure you are going to enjoy it. It took a dip in the AJ Micro, but Big Mac, CmC, and Celestia's micro make up for that.
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>>13631023
http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/post/53143219918/whoops-my-hand-slipped
>those asks
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>>13631056
Well that's cute.
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http://derpiboo.ru/430877

HORROR
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>>13631143
You have some pretty weird ideas about right and wrong.
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>>13631256
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>>13631229
alright so
>header contains Luna at a desk with coffee
>both backgrounds feature the moon, but on different sides
>similar ears
I'm not seeing it, man. The moon's practically a given because it's Princess LUNA after all. Really, the ears are the only thing that are really that similar.
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I want to embarrass Rainbow Dash
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>>13631256
This is Pinkie we are talking about. I am sure she does this all the time as a joke.
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>>13631256
That is not pinkie pie
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>>13631302
Anon, it says Pinkie Pie on the box. It must be Pinkie Pie.
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>>13631300
Oh, yeah? And what are you going to embarrass her with? Maybe catch her doing something girly?
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>>13631274

Maybe...
But because of these weird ideas, you get everything I make free of charge. So who cares if I'm weird, right?
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>>13631332
i have been lied too before
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WHO WANTS A STREAM?
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>>13631335
Well, there's this...>>13597182
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>>13631335
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I think I'm going to masturbate to those tits anon posted in the previous thread
ponies are pretty lame anyways
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>>13631363
>inflation
boner died faster than a rabbit hit by a semi
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>>13631339
Your commissions still don't cost us anything, depending on the policies the artist sets up it's entirely plausible for everyone to get to see the same piece for free save for the person who commissioned it. Certainly it doesn't affect us negatively, but it does affect you.
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>>13631373
http://derpibooru.org/426065

There we go.
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>>13631256

pls no
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>>13631373
I wish I was that anon. That is adorable.
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>>13631415
>"I only cuddled up next to you because you I was cold! Don't get any ideas!"
>"Stop looking at me like that! I-I'm not blushing!"
>"You put that sheet right back over me, buster, or you're gonna get a hoof to the face!"
>"And get back over here, too. I need a pillow to lie against."
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>>13631438
Did you see the second part yet.

>>13631415
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>>13631411
I guess. I don't desperately need the money and feels like I'm kinda leeching, since I don't own MLP. I know, I'm weird.
Oh well.
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>>13631400
>Not liking chub

Look at this fucking pleb! LOOK AT HIM

Also more chub >>>/a/93634855
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>>13631476
>disgusting animu girls
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>>13631473
Its still cute and that is how I would acted.
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Guys pony just found out you never ponied. She wants to teach you, but it's highly illegal for non pony to pony so you'll have to keep it on the down low.
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>>13630805
you mean before hoof
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>>13631526
FUCK THE PONELICE
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Total slave!
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>>13631559
Sometimes I think it's just you and me in this thread donkey dick guy.
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>>13631526
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>>13631509
I found a new favorite tumblr.
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>>13631377
i will take a look, but they are most likely just mediocre anonymous tits
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>>13631587
they're not anon's tits or are they
what if interesting people secretly browse this thread
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>>13631586
anon's such a creep
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>>13631586
That is so fuck me. I would cuddle and never let go!
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>>13631586
its a tumblr?
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>>13631610
We do.
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>>13631610
I don't really see the connection between posting your tits and being interesting
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>>13631615
>>13631619
Here.

http://mostazathy.tumblr.com/
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>>13631547

Ponelice. You mean like the top left?

It came from the DeviantART.
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>>13631641
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>>13631586
I prefer this over "what are we doing on the bed? POMF" I guess
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>>13631547
What if your pony had ponelice?
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>>13631526
Is this like if Smurfs tried to say "feelboss"?
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STREAMING PONIES

/vytalibus
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>>13631687
Can you imagine the flea powder? It'd have to be strong enough to kill a horsefly!
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>>13631635
I guess I'd place "femanon with big tits" in the more interesting than average bracket
I'm sure there could be more exciting people than that though

>>13631622
Mr. President?
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>>13631754
Tits don't make a person interesting, anon
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>>13630744
Better question: why was she a giant cunt in that episode? Why didn't she know about Phoenixes when she pretends she's the "animal expert"? Why do people tolerate her instead of burning her cottage down?
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>>13631610
i can't find them
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>>13631754
>Obama orders Twilight to become a unicorn again
>Fuck you I'm the president and my waifu is mine
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>>13631773
Well, Twilight didn't recognize it either.
Pheonixes are apparently uncommon, Dragon Quest aside.
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>>13631754
So were these naked tits?
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>>13631774
search for "veiny", there was a reply to it regarding that
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>>13631810
Ugh
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>>13631773
Because she's an element of harmony.
Special privileges and all that.
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>>13631810
Ohhhhh
THOSE tits
I can't post the rest of my veiny-tit collection here now that mods are actually gods
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>>13631824
Yeah, you don't fuck with a future alicorn princess.
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>>13631773
>Hey you wanna go burn down the cottage of literally the nicest living thing in the world?
>Eh, maybe tomorrow
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>>13631773
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOojYdRngA
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>>13631774
It's not that hard, man
>>13629544
>Human teats
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>>13631810
would set up a tent and sleep between
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>>13631830
good call, better post some ponies
look at this one
she's so purple, I used to like her more
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>>13631844
This.
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>>13631849
why is fluttershy 34
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>>13631875

Not purple enough
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>>13631849
I'd like this 10 times more if not for the exaggerated eye drifting part and blushing
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>>13631875
Hey Twily, whaddo you want girl?
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>>13631875
too purple, needs more blue and more fast
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>>13631889
woah jeez
no need to post that much purple
let's not get carried away here
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>>13631830
MSOB loves satyrs
But he hates their parents
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>>13631900
Less fast, more blue.
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>>13631928
Wow, this is actually really creepy
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>>13631928
DO YOU WANNA TREAT?
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>>13631928
>>13631938
She's just counting anon. Ponies don't have fingers to count on.
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>>13631830
....imagur? the sub?
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>>13631944
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Desi Twilight is best human Twilight. Twilight Patel > Blacklight > normal Twilight. This is objective fact.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13631900

What about purple and blue

AT THE SAME TIME
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>>13631978

THAT'S MY HORSE
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>>13631984
What about red and black!
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>>13631967
WHO'S A GOOD GIRL
YOU'S A GOOD GIRL
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>>13631984
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pony wants to eat your ponut
where is a human's ponut anyway
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What was your best ponegasm

Mine was from teasing that really sensitive spot on the bottom of my head with one of those Hitachi vibes while I pretended it was Celestia magicking my penis
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The ponies... it's getting to the point where we may not be able to contain them.
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>>13631997
Le Mis only really works when Cosette is prettier than Eponine, and she sure as shit wasn't here.
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>>13632006
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Apples
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>>13631984
you've gone mad with power
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>>13632031
I think with those two actors it's only a matter of preference as some people will like either one. Besides, her version of "On My Own" in that movie is my favorite by far.
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>>13631936
Iron Will being an effeminate homo when he's not on stage is a good headcannon
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>>13632031
There are many things that didn't work in the movie
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>>13632060
>not wanting him to be effeminate straight
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>>13632060
So he's /fit/ personified?
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>>13632021
>Hitachi vibes

Those things are pretty baller, I'd get one if they weren't expensive.
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>>13632060
>not being effeminate gar
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>>13631830
>MSOB celestia satyr
unf
>he will never finish it
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>>13632054
Also why the fuck did they cast Anne "I'm a dead ringer for some kind of subterranean mutant creature" Hathaway. This complaint carries over into DKR.
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>>13632069
There are others that did. I don't care. For a movie adaption it was fantastic. A good enough live production will always trump it, but this is my favorite adaption of it on film.
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>>13632086
She's cute, but I'd rather spend more time with her mother.
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>>13632090
I don't understand this complaint and thought she was just fine in the part.
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>>13632060
>effeminate gay

he's straight. he's a metrosexual. and just because he likes cleaning them afterwards doesn't mean he won't bloody his knuckles.
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>>13632100
Me too
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>>13632090
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Would you go to hell for ponies?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hell-now-a-thriving-epicenter-of-gay-culture,33928/
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>>13632100
>>13632117
How many satyr children would you have with Celestia
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>>13632132
As many as she wants
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>>13632021
I remember reading some article about how para/quadraplegics can orgasm by doing that, there's some kind of special medical vibrator that you can get.
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>>13632132
Several.
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>>13632128
This is some joke that I apparently never knew about Anne Hathaway and I honestly don't get it.
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>>13632100
>Celestia's mother

what, you mean the primordial mother-essence of the Earth that existed before the universe? or the mortal beings that raised them in this resurrection cycle?
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>>13632093
Well, the other movie adaptions aren't exactly great either
Maybe I'm just buttblasted that they fucked up my favorite song though
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>>13632151
The whole thing about the Satyr characters is that they're offspring of ponies and humans. So a Celestia one would be her daughter.
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>>13632132
One every eleven months.
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>>13632151
no anon, satyr celestia's mother: celestia
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>>13632151
The Celestia-satyr is her offspring, not Celestia herself

Celestias mom is probably motherly2
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>>13632150
her mouth is really wide for her face, and she looks like she has twice the normal amount of teeth. added to this, she has the same problem Matt Smith has: that they're tall and have really long, skinny limbs. added to THIS, she rarely gets cast in roles that play to her strengths anymore; Le Mis is the exception nowadays. she gets cast as the sexy girl now, not the friendly girl.
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your satyr kid has developed a hobby
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>>13632176
Wow.
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>>13632160
Which one was that? I actually made a few new favorites in that movie with how they were done. Even if others weren't as good as I'd seen before. I think it's just how good the actor for the part pulls it off when you see any performance of it. And so it's the same with movies but they only have one shot in a sense.

Was it Stars? A lot of people say it was that one. I liked the bass he added to it even though he wasn't very good overall.
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>>13632189
THIN YOUR PAINTS
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>>13632176
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>>13632195
It was Bring Him Home
I like or at least tolerate every other song, but that one makes me want to stab my eardrums
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>>13632177
You mean motherly2
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>>13632177
Celestia's mother is the metaphysical force of Gaia, which exists beneath your feet. additionally, as her FATHER is the force of the heavens, and both Celestia and Luna represent heavenly bodies, they look nothing like their mother. she is motherly, in her own way, but her way of being kind is to kill you and consume your body so that you can return to her bosom and she can restart the cycle.
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>>13632215
...Okay, I guess it doesn't take that character.
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>>13632215
Yes, that's what I meant, but apparently 4chan can't display it
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How

Motherly
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>>13632219
So she's into vore and unbirthing?
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>>13632196
I'd thin her paints if you know what I mean
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>>13632219
Oh my, is it awful idea time already?
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>>13632189

IMPERATOR MAGNUS

IMPERATOR DEUS
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>>13632219
... but can I fuck her?
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Reminder that BraeburnQuest resumes tomorrow at 7PM. It will be a single session, so nothing on Saturday.
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>>13632228
I love the way she listens to it while she walks up with the rest of her body.
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>>13632231
not really. it's not sexual, it's just the cycle of life.
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>>13632214
Oh god yeah they fucked that one up. Still standing by this one making up for any problems I had with the movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tFEkErGUjCU
It fucking broke me at the time.
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Wet princess.
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>>13632264
Yeah, On My Own was incredible.
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>>13631975
by normal he means white
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jeezus look at that neck
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>>13632241
no. not physically. through a spell you can merge your soul with her essence temporarily, but that's as close as you'll come.
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>>13632270
Horny princess.
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>>13632282
Sounds good to me
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>>13632189
>tfw no satyr wife with perky tits and a winking marevag
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I NEED A PICTURE OF A PONY BUTT
I-it's for reference.
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>>13632280
>SB breeds horses
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>>13632270
>not actually waterproof
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>>13632244
I'm still scratching my head over whatever that black shit is.
I get the feeling this quest would have had one of two completely different stories if we hadn't picked Sheriff.
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>>13632278
Well yeah.
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>>13632280
Taaaaaank,
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>>13632021
Twilight. Twilight on top. Twilight kneading mare teats achingly hot against my manhood and winking hard against my balls.

I got problems.
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>>13632270
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>>13632113
shit, ain't nothing wrong with gettin yo nails did
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>>13632280
that is way too large
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>>13632318

some people feel otherwise
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>>13632327
IS THAT A GOAT?
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>>13632298
>tfw making your parents-in-law proud
>tfw your kids end up being two satyrs, a human, and a pony
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>>13632314
For the briefest of moments I thought you regained your sanity and started drawing things again, cute things. It was nice while it lasted.
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>>13632327
its time for small horses
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>>13632340
>Suzy stop riding your brother!
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>>13632317
Half-breeds only are born when the couple has sex in special pools and rivers. If you want to have a satyr daughter with Celestia, you're going to be rutting in the water.
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>>13632280
the cretaceous period called. They say they're missing one stallion.
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>>13632299
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Look at this chubby pony.
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>>13632355
Look at that tiny horse's face. He be all like "dis nigga think he know me."
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>>13632355
I WOULD LIKE TO HUG PONY
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>>13632372
that pony is not chubby, that pony is physically fit
>>13632379
>tiny ponies
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MEWBALL
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>Depressed fat Rainbow Dash fic getting an epilogue

oh god fucking dammit
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>>13632372
>implying pony isn't fit and cuddly
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>>13632355
Now if we can just breed them to look more marshmallowy without all those real life complications.
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>>13632384
Do you think tiny pony and large pony can co-exist peacefully?
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>>13632357

>both of you are panting, yearning for release
>you try to pump your hips faster and faster
>but the water hinders your movement to the point where you are just staying right on the edge, unable to reach climax
>it goes on for hours
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>>13632372
She's just full of hot air.
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>>13632378
he's like the awkward black guy you take a picture with. How come niggas always look weird in pictures
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>>13632298

>wanting a satyr wife
>not wanting a centaur wife
>not wanting an amazon archery goddess with an amazing body

dude, seriously. i don't know why all of you are so on for satyrs. centaurs are where it's at.
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>>13632407
of course
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>>13632413
>Full of hot air
Fart fart FART
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>>13632418
They've only just discovered satyrs so it's still new and interesting. Give them time anon.
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>>13632422
unf
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>>13632384
I WANT TO HUG PONY THAT IS HUGGABLE THAT IS REAL
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>>13632418
Centaurs aren't hot
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>>13632428
hot air, not stinky air. Don't be gross anon!
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>>13632422
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>>13632413
>hot air
>not hot water

Applejack enjoys an enema, getting all filled up and fucked, she feels like she's going to split at the seams.
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>>13632451
Nigger what
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>>13632468
Anything more than four limbs is creepy
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>>13632451
What are you, gay?
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>>13632413
pony should relax a little
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>>13632466
we truly live in the darkest of times
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>>13632466
apparantly, he considers himself a breasts man rather than an ass man
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I owe people stuff but I can't bring myself to do anything but sketch silly stuff right now. Sorry.
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wat
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>>13632475
the massage pony is as strong as Goku. This is actually a Density picture
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>>13632410
>celestia can't take it anymore
>she uses her magic to speed you up and finish you both off
>you have to kick off Philomena, who has gotten excited and started humping your leg
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>>13632497
unf
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>>13632449
TOO BAD YOU CAN ONLY HUG TINY HORSE
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oops, there goes another fence..
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>>13632511
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>>13632500
>Philomena is watching
I don't know if I could perform well under that condition.

Also magically enhanced orgasms must be the best
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>>13632497
AJ's hat seems to sit a bit too far back on her head
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sunbutt
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>>13632474
disgusting
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>>13632497
whoa nelly.
that's a good art. You art good. I like this picture on most facets it's possible to like a picture with.
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>>13632475
but pony is afraid!
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>>13632418
ponies > satyrs > centaurs
objectively
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>>13632544
I dunno
I kinda like all of those, really.
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Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13632544
nah, centaurs are objectively better than satyrs. there's just no good mlp centaur art.
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>>13632542
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>>13632524
Maybe she's jerking her head back really quickly and her hat is in the process of falling off? Or maybe I just screwed up.

>>13632534
Y-you too!
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>>13632570
>forgetting the first part
you're slipping
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>>13632525
not bad, but not good.

i would prefer a dick version
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>>13632570
You can't study friendship in canterlot frodo. That's not how it works.
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>>13632571
nope
centaurs are terrible
period
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>>13632575
No I don't, Goat, I don't art.
Thank you anyway
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>>13632497
Goat you need to stop thinking about those pony sees so much
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Ponies being punchy.
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>>13632595
>pony sees

WHICH PONY IS THE BEST BISHOP
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>>13632592
anon pls we're being serious here.
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whats new today in mlp
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>>13632525
>people finally realized that young Celestia also had punk wings and are starting to add a gradient
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>>13632574
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>>13632595
Fuck you, Anon~
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>>13632606
I honestly don't know how that happened. I'm sure I wrote 'asses'.
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>>13632611
exactly

and you're posting the worst possible thing
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>>13632544

ponies > centaurs > satyrs

centaur is closer to poniness, and therefore closer to Godliness, and therefore closer to perfection-ness.

plus: mm. nice long hair, abs you want to eat off of, musculature like a Renaissance statue, glistening with sweat in the morning sunlight, knowledge of all kinds of herbs, alchemy, magic, and fighting styles, plus astrology to boot.

and even if you don't swing towards a centaur girl, centaur men go double for all that. you can have your cake and eat it too. centaurs are the perfect meeting-point between the pony and horse.
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>>13632623
she has such a sad look at not being able to file rianbow's hooves.
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>>13632628
Please Goat, this is not the time to get horny. It's almost winter, you will have to wait till next spring.
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Ponies > Humans > Satyrs > Centaurs.
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>>13632578
>>13632591
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>>13632639
Centaurs are a terrible meeting point. They're too awkward in design, and everything is extraneous about them. Satyrs aren't much better, but they're in better proportion. There's nothing good about centaurs.
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>>13632655

Pony > Human > Centaur > Satyr
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>>13632672
Centaurs are more horsey than satyrs.
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>>13632672
centaurs can go fast. Satyrs are always falling over. everything is better about them.
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>>13632639
nah man, nah
centaurs a shit
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>centaur discussion

curse /a/ for introducing me to Daily Life With Monster Girls

Now I can only think of the big titty monster woman centaur in it when they are mentioned
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>>13632672
it's true. The greeks are probably to blame, those guys had a muscle and horse fetish
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>>13632618
>punk wings

need Gilda and Celestia rocking their punk looks.

>you will never catbutt and sunbutt

even if you don't want them all punkish, just imagine Gilda taunting you in one ear for being less of a man than the girliest of stallions, and Celestia whispering in your other ear, telling you what a stud you are and urging you on.
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>>13632693
What about an adventurous warrior centaur wife?
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>>13632693
That's a fun series.
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>>13632686
They're too unhorsey. They're more like satyrs with a weighty ballast.

>>13632688
Centaurs can't go fast because they can't draw in enough oxygen and they have too much drag from their useless upper torso.
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>>13632702
in what context are those comments being made
in what activity am I being urged on in
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I only like centaur's design, but I really can't for sexual them.
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>>13632702
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>>13632714
so instead they'll recline in bed in a sultry pose?
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>>13632611
This really looks like someone designed a satyr and stretched out the bottom. It's not very good.
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>>13632642
It's her fetish.
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>>13632702
>Gilda taunting you in one ear for being less of a man than the girliest of stallions, and Celestia whispering in your other ear, telling you what a stud you are and urging you on.
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>>13632726
yea, they're magnificant, but unpractical
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>>13632730
this looks like a satyr with an attachment
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>not wanting to be kelts semen repository
mlpg pls
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>>13632732
no one can seem to draw them right in this fandom. There's always something weird or wrong about any mlp centaur.
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i found my centaur folder.
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>>13632750
>Mae
She's a good centaur, but the Shining Force series had a lot of good centaurs.
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>>13632730
so does she have 4 lungs?
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>>13632744
>not liking the attachment
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>>13632719
i'll give you a guess.

ANSWER: it's sex.
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>>13632762
it's like a novelty toy
it's kind of cute for a bit but it's awkward for her to wear for very long
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>>13632742
I appreciate how AESTHETIC AS FUARK they are. It's always really fun to draw people and horses, and centaurs aren't exempt from that. But they'd seem so awkward with any kind of reality applied to it.
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>>13632702
...unf...
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>>13632759
that's a bit of a personal question
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>>13632650
You're right, now is the time to cuddle and be cozy.
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>>13632732
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wow. that folder is HEAVILY skewed to porn.
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>>13632759
She has eight lungs to process the proper amount of air
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/vytalibus
still streaming ponies
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>>13632750
>>13632758
>Shining Force
Fuck, the memories
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Arise.
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>>13632787
yowza
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>>13632787
this looks much nicer like this
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>>13632773
yeah, realism and centaurs just don't go together. Like in this silly pic.

Gotta say the same about satyrs though. How do they move around without falling down all the time?
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>>13632759

no. all vital organs except for the stomach are contained in the human body. all the horse-space is needed for centaur foals.
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>>13632822
When it's not in use can you keep things in there? Like candy?
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Why are we complaining about realism

We are talking about singing magical multicolor horses

Any centaurs would be a part of this universe, and thus realism would not apply to them
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>>13632822
that's ridiculous
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>>13632778
I like the idea of mlp centaurs but not if they have their eqg faces.
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>>13632795
having the same problem.
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>>13632822
there has to be another ribcage down there, just muscle without organs is unnatural. Like a Titan from AoT
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>>13632816
The sizedifference really throws it off too.

Satyr's are also wildly impossible, their hooves don't have the same control as our feet for balance, but at least the proportions are more familiar.
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>>13632836
Same with satyrs.

>>13632816
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>>13632842
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>>13632840
how about a face like this?
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>>13632848
>AoT
firthy yankee piggu most hnorabru gigazombie animu SnK
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>>13632836
this anon has a point.
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>>13632869
>all white
hue
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>>13632827

they're good for drug-smuggling.

also, the heart, which has to be MUCH bigger to pump blood to the horse-body, is where the stomach would normally be. this is rarely unsafe for the centaur, as with very few exceptions the centaur's human belly is naturally a very hard layer of muscle which gives a great degree of protection.
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>>13632787
Fixed that for you.
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How many shows have you destroyed today?
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>>13632816
>>13632850
Satyrs innately use hoofgrip while walking for extra control.
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>>13632877
Okay you went too far.
That shit doesn't even make sense on either of those animals.
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>>13632780
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Ponies = Humans > Satyrs = Centaurs
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>>13632848

there is a horse skeleton, but they don't have any redundant organs. what organs they do have serve as intermediaries, like a dinosaur's second brain. they're not strictly necessary, but they help.
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>>13632869
eww, no.
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>tfw the man responsible for there even being a video game industry in 2013 died today.
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>>13632877
Zecora centaur would work, but that's just stupid.
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>>13632925
So they have one humungous heart, two enormous lungs, and a massive digestive system to process the energy they need
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I wish pony would pony pony more often, it's a nice change of pace.
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>>13632891
traction!=balance
Get wrekd scrub
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>>13632939
Ew, gross.
Pony needs to brush her teeth.
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centaurs are so silly, they have too much up top and/or on bottom, it would constantly get in their way and slow them down

satyrs are so silly, they have an awkward gait
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>>13632921
Ponies > Satyrs = Centaurs > Humans
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>>13632938

pretty much. the human half, the PURE human half without any horsehair on it at all, is dominated by lungs and heart. most of the other organs are in the joint between human and horse. stomach and reproductive organs are in the horse body.
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>>13632934
I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog i fucking dead
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>>13632966
it's not awkward to them
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>>13632971
That wouldn't be enough space for the lungs and hearts even without bones.
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>>13632977
Sonic a shit.

And a fictional one at that.
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Pony wants to know why you ate her firend
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>>13632977
Fuck you I laughed
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http://i.imgur.com/ZK90Im7.png

I'm unfing and you can't stop me.
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>>13632968
Ponies ! Satyrs ! Centaurs ! Humans
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Iron Will isn't a satyr, but he's close enough in body shape that Equestria can clearly support silly fantasy half-human half-pony hybrids.

We still need Grogar before we can say the same for centaurs in Equestria.
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>>13632997
because she was tasty
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This is probably late, but I'll say it anyway; we need more episodes with Celestia actually taking an active role. They're usually good.
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http://i.imgur.com/EhGHkTm.png
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>>13633020
Celestia should have been the one to go in Equestria Girls.
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>>13633018
what did she taste like?
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>>13632702
>"Pfft. You don't have what it takes, kid. Can't handle this much mare, let alone this much griffon."
>"Oh, ignore her, sweetheart. I think you're doing beautifully. Look at her face. She's just begging for it. Maybe he should stop, hm, Gilda?"
>"Hah. Don't you dare, dweeb."
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>>13633003
Why would I stop you? Philomena is a very pretty phoenix
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>people liking horse but still not liking centaur
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/7b74d23fa4/628157-74
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>>13633003
>birds
YES

i wonder if LK would ever draw some Philomina
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>>13633003
I want to take Philomena's place.
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>>13633041
i like pretending they are little shoulder angel/devils
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>>13633003
Like hell I can't, let's see your boner live through this.
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>>13633040
like pony
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>centaurs

well it was inevitable
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>>13632730
Don't do this, bro
Don't do this classical romantic soft lighting thing
I am IN CLASS
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>>13633029
That would have been excellent.
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I don't like [thing]
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>>13633063
>Gilda on the left, Celestia on the right
>each of them jacking you off slowly, seeing if you can handle fucking two physical specimens such as themselves
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>>13633061
>>13633062
>birdfuckers
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>>13633107
then you must destroy [thing] and all who like [thing], for they are heathens
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>the yoke cockring
http://25.media.tumblr.com/af28390bdbb902ba3d4c4b820f015a60/tumblr_mteb37QWNZ1rsowjpo1_500.png
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>>13633125
I really like the new style he uses for his anthro legs
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>>13633125
But if someone rides him, won't those top pieces dig into his crotch?
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>>13633125
I see the name "BIG Mac" is an ironic one.
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>>13633125
Huh he's streaming now.
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>>13633125
>you will never have your insides destroyed by Big Mac's invading monster
>you will never cry even as the pleasure begins to overwhelm you
>you will never cum with your pathetic, inconsequential girlcock as you feel him enter you fully with an audible pop
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>>13633087
But centaurs ARE classical, romantic, and soft.
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>>13633110
See, I can understand catbirds in this fandom a bit dammit pacce and I've almost stopped question why anthro lizards have boobs. But I don't get the appeal of birds at all.
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>>13633202
Well, classical and romantic.
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>>13633165
>implying that isn't just Fluttershy's "dream size"
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>>13633202
Well, classical.
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>>13633221
>implying centaur girls aren't soft
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>>13632787
Good golly miss Molly
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>>13633225
>the only dildo Fluttershy possesses is quite small; this is what she bases all her fantasies off of
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>>13633225
>girls
>not dreaming of foot long cocks
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>>13633220
>not wanting this sweet piece of bird ass
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>>13633241

i always think of Pinkie when i hear that song.
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Just thought of something

For Non-sexual - >>13632685

For Sexual
Human > Pony > Satyr > Centaur

Centaurs provide no maneuverability at all and Satyrs aren't as cute as Ponies and Humans because I would never sexual anything else
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>>13633265
Birds don't have that. Catbirds do though. Ain't never seen a bird with ass.
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>>13633290
http://i.imgur.com/OQyPqsj.jpg
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>>13633261

She just doesn't know yet.

Imagine how terrified she'll be the first time Big Mac gets her alone. Imagine the look on her face when she realizes just what she's gotten herself into. She'll think he's going to break her with that monstrosity, and she's not entirely wrong. And then imagine the look on her face when it finally gets into her. She just doesn't know yet, but once she does, she'll become a size queen par excellence.
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Would you let Gilda laugh at your dick?
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>>13633041
>just finished rutting Celestia
>"That's the most fake orgasm I've ever seen."
>"Oh, I can assure you, that was quite genuine. But perhaps rather than take my word for it, you'd like to have your own turn...?"
>"...Outta the way, Ms. Goody-Four-Hooves."
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>>13633290
they're jealous of the butts they don't have.
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>>13630774

Don't make me link that song.
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>>13633290
I'd fuck that OC bird
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>>13633306
rediv pls
not all girls can take 5 flared chances like you
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>>13633289
in terms of genetics
human+pony=satyr
pony+satyr=centaur
centaur+pony=pony, centaur+human=satyr
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>>13633309
No.
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>>13633314
>>But perhaps rather than take my word for it, you'd like to have your own turn...
BODYSWAPPING SPELL NOW PLEASE
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Size shaming a shit
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>>13633337
Some guys can
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>>13633322
>>13633322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2udEpyPpU
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>>13633357
varka pls
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>>13633345
What if


human+pony=ugly deformed sterile beastmen
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>>13633336
I wouldn't. She's too much of a dashfag.
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>>13633371
More like

human+pony=nothing
you will never have children with your favorite pony
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>>13633371
i-is he a brainless beast that would fuck any hole given to him?

Even his father's?
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>>13633314
>implying I could go for another round if I had just seen Celestia coming below me
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>>13633393
But pony doesn't have to know that.
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>I brought you a waffle anon
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>>13633393
>fuck all night without worry
>adopt little filly when wanting to have family.

or
>date a single mother
>like button's mom, or Derpy
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>>13633356
I would squeeze Bonbon's fat juicy butt!
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>>13633318
>Zebra mares pressing their enormous muscular asses up against Equestrian stallions' chests
>"Little pony stallion, staring at me, standing there, tell me: have you ever wanted to be with a REAL mare?"
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What do diamond dogs want with gems?
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>>13633410
Fuck you bitch, pancakes are superior
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>>13633314
>she's purring like a kitten by the end
>Celestia watches as you pull out
>"So...?"
>"...I've had better."
>"I knew you'd have fun~"
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>>13633410
Rainbow, if I don't get some fucking meat soon, I'm going to eat you!
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>>13633410
Your mouth's been on that. I don't want it
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>>13633424
They use them to lure out their prey.
Jews.
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never be creative!
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>>13633410

>not surfing the waffle to anon on a giant wave of syrup

Its like you aren't even trying, Dash
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>>13633402
with Celestia's magic you can. you can keep performing for as long as they want you to.
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>>13633422
>rule 63 ice pack
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>>13633290
Those hips are good
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>>13633435
If you didn't care, you wouldn't respond. A true fan would shut up. The shit you write is harder to put up with than the death of my wife's unborn child. I'm just happy I can take solace in that I don't have to care for long: if you keep up your dicketry there's the innevitability of someone breaking you, and if you change, then fanfare will spread across the earth and an era of peace like never before seen will arise. Win-win, cool guy.
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>doge will never fuck catbutt
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>>13633451
shutup baby, I know it.
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>>13633450
pretty much. Ice Queen.
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>>13632730
Wow, this is pretty neat.
I've always wondered what sort of overstuffed bed the "draw me like your French girls" are supposed to be on
Because they all look fucking comfy
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>>13633398
No, he doesn't have anything to fuck those holes with. Not even functioning limbs.

You tried killing him once but his magical nightmare organs defied perforation with bullets and kept on working. Even what you thought was his brain. Celestia says you have to throw the monster into a volcano where the rest of them live at the bottom of a magma pit, feeding off of dragon shit.
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>>13633441
Is that a real thing that ponies do
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>>13633444
Physically maybe
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>>13633440
Ripping off successful people is so much easier.
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>>13633379
my boner cares not for pony preferences
it would gladly be inside that griffon
and the boner is never wrong
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>>13633393
I'm changing the rules.
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>>13633450
>>13633475
>not Hot Pocket
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>>13633473
Would you threaten to detonate her collar if she doesn't fuck you, then do it anyway on climax?
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I'd Anon's satyr daughter after curfew
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>>13633488

griffons are good.

they yowl.

it's really hot.
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>>13633473
i can't get boners to quadrupeds

even anthro is better. sorry for being a furry ;_;
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>>13633495
>>13633475
Because depending on her mood she's either frozen solid or liquid lava hot?
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>>13633510
I wouldn't fuck with anon, I heard some shit about him never forgiving or forgetting.
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>>13633505
>losing a potential sex slave just so you can be a jerk
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Why are ponies/horses so attractive? I'd marry Celestia even if she looked like a real horse
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>>13633488

I almost never like Gilda or gryphon stuff but something about this was really great to me

http://i.imgur.com/R8ckUhx.png
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>>13633510
I trust her to make good choices, but if that's what thrills you, uh
Whatever man
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>>13633517
really? The think about qudreped ponies is that' they're always 'bending over' showing off that ass, and they got ass.
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celestia just wants you and luna to be happy together, she doesn't want to be a burden on your relationship
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>>13633518
And after you are done you feel like you are going to die.

But you kinda want to have another in an hour.
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>there's a M/F/F fic by Darf about Anon x Celestia x RD
Why did no one tell me about this earlier
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>>13633482

It can be
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>>13633510
Dude, I wouldn't. Anon's daughter is a slut. Did you hear she fucked Tommy MacLean the other day? Girl doesn't have any standards, she's probably swimming with diseases. No idea how she manages to keep up the good-girl appearance to Anon.
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>>13633518
No, because she has a hot pocket, and the boys are all hungry for it.
Ice Queen is a terrible name for a prostitute.
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>>13633538
>claws
check
>paws
check
>chestboobs
FIFTY DKP MINUS
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>>13633538
for me it's because it implies Gilda likes anal
and I LOVE anal
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>>13633543
I've always imagined they expect rear-entry sex as a rule, not an exception. That's not "muh fetish" but it's a favorite of mine.
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>>13633535
Really horses have ugly butt faces. I wouldn't make celestia ugly like that.
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>>13633543
Being bipedal gives you more ass potential by definition and really opens the door to crazy sex positions.
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>>13633566
Yeah but they're not that noticeable
The action is elsewhere
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>>13633558
WHAT?
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>>13633561
There's not enough pictures of ponies shredding it
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>>13633567
Applejack pls
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>>13633548
B-but I want to be together with Celestia...
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>>13633573
it's not about that, the appeal is about showing off what you have, not where you got it.
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>>13633558
I like his Snips/Snails/DT/SS fic a lot more then I should
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>>13633579
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/101588/a-thank-you-in-white-and-blue
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>>13633543
For reals
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>>13633510
oh u
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>>13633580
I'm still waiting on some art of Dash and Scoots doing a scene from Tailspin.
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>>13633588
I can't into it.
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>>13633572
Horses are pretty cute, not so much as deer but better than moose that's for sure. It's the big beautiful eyes, moose have dark soulless eyes.
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>>13633567
>"oh, god! yes! it hurts! ah! harder!"
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>>13633585
giving, not receiving
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>>13633586
but luna loves you so much it hurts
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>>13633608
I haven't watched that in probably over a decade and I still remember that catchy theme song
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>>13633558
I looked at it, but they only fuck Anon because they're "paying him back" a favor. I dunno, I just can't get off when it's for a reason like that. Cheap, porn-flick reasons like catching someone masturbating or a slip of clothing are fine, but paying someone back with sex? Nah.

I'm a total autist.
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>>13633558
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>>13633567
Can girls even like anal? Do they get pleasure from it?
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>>13633621
But I love Celestia so much it hurts, too.

Why can't all three of us be happy together?
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>>13633611
There's a difference if it can talk. "sentience" puts it at least 20 points up the chart /100
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>zoophilia for things that aren't marshmallow ponies

give me a choice between a smelly earth animal and anything else. i'd fuck anything else.
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>>13633635
Yes.
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>>13633635
>Can girls even like sex? Do they get pleasure from it?
ftfy
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>>13633635
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>>13633649
Luna's up for it, but Celestia's still apprehensive. You need to convince her that a 3-way relationship is possible.
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>>13633677
Can we do it...through song?!
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>>13633665
Smelly obese black woman with lesions.
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>>13633671
Yes.
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>>13633674
this is my little pony
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>>13633635
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>>13633685
Don't forget to put the words at the bottom so we can sing-along
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>pony will never facesit you
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>>13633628
SPIN IT! LET'S BEGIN IT!
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>>13633665
Marshmallow ponies are better than pretty much everything else for sexualsalthough I'm partial to dragons myself

But that's mostly because they don't have any of the flaws that earth animals have

If you removed those from the earth animals too they'd be pretty fuckable. Less so than ponies, maybe, because they have really cute designs, but still.

I'd fuck a sentient, clean horse with a nice personality
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>>13633696
I'm sorry no one told you but Dash is my little pony
I apologize for the confusion
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>>13633689
>smelly earth animal
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>>13633650
Just because you both can't speak the same language doesn't make all animals mindless, no? Horses can feel love too.
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>>13633707
FRIENDS FOR LIKE THROUGH THICK AND THIN WITH ANOTHER TAILSPIN!
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>>13633719
ahhhAAAAHHHHHH!!!
>>
POKEHIDDEN COMMITTED SUICIDE
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>>13633724
Horses can't into human love, you fucking animal rapist.
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>>13633724
Goin with the harkness test on this bro. Nothing against your tastes, just a personal preference.
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>>13633705
>smelly sweaty pony will never facesit you
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>>13633724
Horses aren't capable of deciding when they want to shit
I don't think I'm ever going to fuck anything that's a dice roll whether or not I get shit on
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>>13633724
that's why i put sentience in quotes. I want her to conversate with me so i can see into her soul
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>>13633719
>>13633696
Only one way to settle this.
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>>13633709
There's also the fact they may or may not cum like this EVERY TIME

http://i.imgur.com/JTIxOZZ.gif
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>>13633719
Actually, she's my little pony. Thanks for holding onto her for me.
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>>13633737
did he?
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>>13633763
Why don't we put her between us and see who she comes to
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>>13633763
>>13633719
I'll fight you both
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>>13633769
SHE EXTENDED HER WINGS AND DRAGGED YOU BOTH TOWARDS HER
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>>13633764
all signs point to bullshit
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>>13633737

>>13632934
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>>13633769
>mfw she flies away and lands at Fluttershy's house.
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>>13633784
NOW KISS
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>>13632934
I got to meet the guy who draws this a couple of weeks ago.
He was actually pretty awkward about just a few questions I had about how he got the idea but it was fun.
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>>13633748
That one always seems just a little narrow if nothing else because spoken language may mean something as simple as a language barrier (can you say "aw yeah I'm down with that" in Swahili?) or overlooks the fact the other party may be mute or deaf or what have you.

Body language is a "dangerous road" and it's left at the mercy of a footnote when it should be half the goddamn thesis. It's something you need to be careful with but if they're initiating, nuzzling, or playing footsie, well
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>>13633783
Step away from the pone and noone gets hurt.
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THEN THE BIG FUCKING SMELLY ASS SERGAL CAME UP TO ANON AND GRABBED HIM WITH ALL ITS MIGHT, HOWLING "THIS IS MY LITTLE HUMAN" WHILE BREAKING HIS RIBS

THAT'S HOW ANON FINALLY KNEW HOW PONIES FELT

THE END
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>>13633763
I made my little sister stomp off in a huff by jokingly having this same argument with her.

I can never figure out if she's more of a Pinkie Pie because of how social she is and the mountain of curly hair, or a Rarity for her sassyness. She likes fluttershy though. Drew a cute crayon picture. Then told me not to look at the back where she had messed up drawing nightmare moon's legs and crossed her out.
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>>13633784
>>13633798
I wouldn't mind sharing Dash with another anon so long as he/she was alright.
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>>13633808
>nuzzling and footsie is how their species says "i'm going to bite your head off in about five minutes, you cool with that?"
>oops
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>>13633811
6/10, made me laugh
Revised - 8/10, written in partial character voice, convincing and bitter
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>>13633808
it doesn't specify spoken, just communication in general.
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>>13633811
I would hugrape Rainbow ponie no matter the consequences.
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>>13633811
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>>13633783
I'm sorry you were misinformed.
You can come visit Dash to draw her from time to time if you'd like.
She likes it when you draw he butt.
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>>13633810
[takes the pony and runs]
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>>13633811
I wish I could feel as loved as a pony
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>>13633783
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>>13632934
Thank goodness.
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http://derpibooru.org/429454
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What if Rainbow Dash was a smelly pony

Smelly enough that her friends want to stage an intervention
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>>13633696

you can have that one
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>>13633844
>way to post a thumbnail loser
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>>13633811
>tfw no qt 3.14 sergal gf
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>>13633861
They wouldn't stage an intervention.

They'd passive-aggressively set up a bunch of stuff around town to make Dash feel bad about her odor without ever saying anything to her directly.

DYEWTS
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>>13633811
But I thought you are happy rainbow.
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>>13633830
No, half of that image makes the implication that if verbal consent can't be established you should probably pass. The "NEIGHH!" "WHINNY!" is totally aping that you can't determine what means what.

It breaks down all of nonverbal communication in a fucking apostrophe, "it's a dangerous road!"

>>13633827
At some point either you get cozy with anthropomorphism and gamble on it or you start presuming Sergal-tier bullshit.
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>>13633852
>filename
10/10
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>>13633816
little sister anon, pls
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>>13633871
FS who is your favorite main cast pony
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>>13633880
I laughed
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I forget, are sergal clit hoods erogenous?
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>>13633872
You're not very good at this, are you?
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>>13633884
>sergal-tier bullshit

Let me tell you about the praying mantis
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>>13633880
It bothered me a little that they all chimed in on that plan without ever considering "the fastest way to lose a friend ..."

But fuck it, the writers want to make it a serial.
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>>13633892
Good, because my post was funny.

omg i made someone laugh maybe i'm not as worthless as i originally thought
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>>13633882
>that little collar
>that happy expression on Dash's face

you're killing me
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>>13633900
You will never suck a clitoral hood. Just give up on it and go back to marevag.
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>>13633901
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I claim these ponies in the name of anon

Anyone else can fuck right off m8'o i'll fite u 4 realz cunt
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>>13633891

It fluctuates anon, depending on writer

I am kind of partial to applepone though
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>>13633904
That can be hit or miss, and I ain't no bugfucker.
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>>13633927
>>13633931
HAW
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>>13633882
Your shit is just as bad as Twibra
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>>13633927
Those ponies are too excitable. They will probably make a mess on the carpet.
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>>13633919
> never suck a clitoral hood
But I do every time I go down on my girlfriend.

What the fuck do YOU do, just flick in your tongue looking for a stud of a clit?
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>>13633884
the comic is an illustration. You can't illustrate the many potential forms of communication all at once that easily. The test says otherwise even if the two images illustrate examples of communication and a lack thereof. I mean if they understood what "neighh!" meant they'd have written a translated version there yeah?
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>>13633931
>depending on the writer
I've never thought of it that way before but that really is a logical way to decide
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>>13633937
Bug loves you though
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>>13633919
>You will never orally service Rarity in estrus.
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>>13633953
You know if you put 2 fingers down alongside the hood the clit usually comes out.
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>>13633880
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>>13633958
>"Is this a Wonderbolt?"
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>>13633927
but pink and green is insecure.
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>>13633856
http://derpibooru.org/429811

Let your cum build up before you do that.
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>>13633927

I already claimed one of those pones anon

You can have the pink ones
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>>13633943
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>>13633953
When you ask whether or not fictional aliens have feeling in their snake vaginas, people doubt that you have a girlfriend to go down on.
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>>13633965
Worstpone shut the fuck up and wipe that faggot smirk off your face, nobody likes you
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>>13633962
Yeah, and? It's kind of fun to roll the clit around indirectly and have some finesse, you know. You don't just go in all firehose-strength on her clit unless it's one of those ultra-intense "MAN GOTTA FUCKING GET SOME CLIT ACTION, FACE-FUCK ME, BABY" ones

Those are pretty fun too
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>>13633972
>it just keeps coming and coming
I laughed
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>>13633977
>>13633968
Claiming pinkgreen spazz horse.
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>>13633988
Sorry, not the same Anon from earlier. But Human women DO have clitoral hoods, just not the fucking crazy shark-wolf-snake ones Sergals have. Yikes.
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>>13633958
>Swat that ugly thing away
>Apologize to ms wasp, that horrible thing won't bother her again
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>>13633977
Tanhorse is my horse
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>>13633926
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THINK OF A PONY
Pick a 90s cartoon theme song or other show if you must to be that pony's theme song. Link if you want! I don't care!
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>>13633958
Dash, uh
I - I'm pretty certain I need a bigger lady
Like bigger
NO I DON'T MEAN AN ELEPHANT WHAT THE FUCK
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>>13634013
Well, you're a faget how the fuck did i miss the clitoral hood, i've had sex like three times
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>>13634023
Why won't she let me lick her hooves?
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>>13634034
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHeuRMc6ak
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>>13634041
>Lick her hoof
>The amorphous marshmallow flesh sucks your tongue in and won't let go
>Then she forces you to give her the fuck of her life before she takes your tongue forever
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Why the fuck did I ever think it was a good idea to Google what a sergal is?

you fuckers have ruined my ability to sleep now

at least this leaves more time to pony
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>>13634034
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
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>>13634047
for applejack? I don't get it.
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>>13634056
Are you ACTUALLY creeped out by sergals?

I never saw any sergal image that creeped me out.
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>>13634056
i googled them and thought they were kind of cute

not as cute as pony though

does celestia give you nightmares too anon
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>>13634072
Oh, I was just picking at random. I can't get that walk out of my head.
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>>13634039
Granted they're pretty small compared to sergals and don't cover every woman's glans clitoris, especially if they're aroused - and they tend to be if they're anywhere near in the mood.

Basically it's like a smaller set of labia sort of tented or blanketed over an erect clitoris. Some women have pretty significant coverage like my lady friend's, which is pretty fun to play with. One upshot is I can suck it pretty hard and still roll my tongue on her glans clitoris, that's something she likes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
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>>13634056
I thought sergal was an angry eastern european man. The fuck is it?
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>>13634048
i like this but i'd rather actual luna not woona.
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>>13634078
>>13634079
It's more like a "who the hell thinks of this shit, on this level, this much?" kind of deal
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when did all this sergal shit become a thing in MLPG
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>>13634094
An angry eastern european woman
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>>13634069
>you now realize Dash is MMDW's Launchpad Mcquack.
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>>13634034
Twilight.

http://youtu.be/AOI5g8jWjd0
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>>13634048

>season 1 Luna
>female batpony
>bat pony with fangs but no ear tufts

This .gif was scientifically formulated to rustle my jimmies
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>>13634111
three or so guys want GG to draw them or something i dont fucking know, just roll with it and steer them back into ponies
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>>13633844
AT LEAST RIDE IT ASSHOLE
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>>13634079
>does Celestia give you nightmares too anon

I'd let Celestia give me nightmares if you know what I mean
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>>13634133
Which pony would you ride nonsexually?
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>>13634034
Rainbow Dash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZ2lMLt5Hw
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>>13634120
>not reading rainbow
>not even wishbone
srsly.
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>>13634130
>telling GG you want him to draw something

Good way to never see him draw it.
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>>13634098
the japanese
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>>13634134
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>>13634034
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZT1bdGllM
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>You will never ride pony into battle
>You will never retake jerusalem with the aid of celestia
>You will never chop up heretics while she breaks through the ranks and walls with her magic
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>>13634160
personally I'd rather be making HER scream
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>>13634176
>ANON STOP
>YOU'RE KILLING ME
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>>13634167
So where's my magic school bus/ pony crossover fanfiction where cheerilee nad ms frizzle hang out?
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>>13634152
They might be a little more pat
but both of those are bittersweet because it's literally been like 15 and 12 years since the last time I saw those on the air even in syndication
So th-thanks Anon
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>>13634160
>you'll be screaming by the time I'm done
I'm a little bit scared but also aroused.
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>>13634151
so much better than the other sonic cartoon
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Which pony gives the most appropriate hugs in a given situation?
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>>13634176
but then it wouldn't be her giving you the nightmare
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>>13634173
>Retaking something that doesn't even belong to you in the first place.
Extremists, please.
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You can be a pony in equestria

Or you can be shaq in equestria

Choose wisely
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>>13634034
Dusty pone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Exe0IEB3hKs
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>>13634210
ASOTH >>>>>>>>>> satam
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>>13634209
So ...
http://youtu.be/U1W6VIxYa1Y?t=2s
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>>13634215
this one, because she'd be too shy to hug otherwise
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>>13634215
Commander Hurricane.
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>>13634226
why would i want to be anything that's not a canon creature
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>>13634209
The next thing you know, you're pinned to the ground with magic. Grin widening, Celestia tears off your clothes and discards the shreds. She approaches and begins tickling your sides with her wings.
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Pone wants to suck you dry. What do?
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>>13634247
So they'd always be strategically appropriate?
Like pincer attack hugs
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>>13634226
Pony. Why the Hell would I be a 7' giant basketball star in a world with no basketball league that would take me and no doctors versed in keeping my aging athlete's body in shape?
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>>13634245
>Overcome by the moment she grabs you and gives you the biggest bear hug you've ever experienced
>She immediately realizes what she's doing
>Starts to apologize
>You hug back just as hard
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>>13634235
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>>13634263
Lifetime supply of Icy Hot.
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>>13634226
Pony.
2ez
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>>13634204
I had a stuffed wishbone plush, and wishbone bedding (sheets, comforter, pillow case). And of course wishbone books. I... really liked books. I'm actually more of a cat person, but I loved wishbone.
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SCRUNCH BATTLE GO
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>>13634256
I'm entirely fine with that.
Though I'd probably gasp for air after a few seconds already.
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>>13634257
I'm not a slut, I must be wined and dined first.
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My pony just fell down

Do I need to put her down now?
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>>13634285
You don't have a pony, Anon.
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>>13634261
Exactly. No other ponies can match the military precision of her hugs.

they never fail to cause the maximum amount of joy with the maximum amount of collateral happiness
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>>13634285
Just put her to bed, pony needs rest
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>>13634229
oddly fitting in... an odd way.
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>>13634285
ponies don't exist, Anon
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>>13634285
Get your rooty tooty point and shooty Anon..
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>>13634296
>>13634304
then what is this?
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>>13634283
pony whines and then dines on your semen
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>>13634285

>warning: horse is old, he lies down alot
>he is not dead
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>>13634279
I begged and begged for the Wishbone CD-ROM game. I dragged my parents away from a Halloween party early the year they aired the Sleepy Hallow special because the VCR wasn't working, and then showed it to my whole class. Had every novelization and the stuffed animal. I'm still looking for the game and the animal for my kids some day.

I try to not use the theme song because it just makes me feel so old and weird.
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>>13634280
ha, nice try oldtimer, but the fillies are the scruchiest
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>>13634313
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>>13634282
But it's a nightmare, remember? She's not going to stop after a little gasp.

She holds your entire body down with magic, to the point you can't even squirm. You have to entire every touch, every stray feather grazing your skin in the most sensitive places.

She allows your face to move however you want. It's more fun when she can see your expressions.
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>>13634311
Northern sergal
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>>13634332
the theme song and show didn't age well.
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Which pony most likely keeps mindraped anons down in her basement?

Which pony most likely uses anon as a pet?
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>>13634358
Do you even need to ask?
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>>13634358
>obvious answer to both
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>>13634340
A challenger approaches.
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>>13634358
Rarity I guess.
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>>13634347
>She holds your entire body down with magic, to the point you can't even squirm. You have to entire every touch, every stray feather grazing your skin in the most sensitive places.
Jokes on her, a bit of domination and wingfaggotry is absolutely my fetish.
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>>13634280
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>>13634378
>her basement
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>>13634311
some sort of cat thing
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>>13634390
>>13634381
She can't take much more captain!
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>>13634354
The show's okay but watching it an adult switching from the story to the framing device is more jarring than I remembered.

I came yea close to making Carmen Sandiego Quest Wishbone Quest but couldn't find DVD's nearly as cheap
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>>13634358
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>>13634392
yes, and?
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>>13634358
The humans were advised to travel in groups and keep concealed weapons, so the dead pony I guess.

The horrific sex dungeon they uncovered while going through her belongings was beyond belief in scale and depravity
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>>13634381
>>13634390
oh my, this looks like such fun, let me try
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>>13634427
Go away
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>>13634428
/pol/ please.
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>>13634428
>implying you the image got switched. FAKER.
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>>13634428
Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

ha ha ha ha

someone on /pol/ must be very surprised right now
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>>13634428
Celestia sure has changed.
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>>13634428
wow
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>>13634428
MOOOOOOOOOOT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xasDji1yG0
>Just the right size for a fleshlight.
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>>13634428
oh that poor /pol/ack. I have no sympathy for him. I just wish I could see his reaction and ban happen.
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i have a theory that whoever wrote MMC only saw the first two episodes of the show.
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>>13634469
Oh no
OH NO
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>>13634462
Why must celestia job so hard, mlpg?

Also watching the wedding episode again I couldn't help but wonder WHERE THE FUCK WAS LUNA WHEN SHIT WENT DOWN
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>>13634445
Celestia congratulated the band on uncovering the crimes and launched a nationwide crackdown on sex slavery, arresting hundreds of ponies, humans, griffons, minotaurs, and dragons in the process. Twice that number of beings were freed.
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>>13634428
This picture is right. Niggers are so bad.
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>>13634496
It's a pony.
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>>13634428
poverty is the problem, not race.
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http://derpibooru.org/405196
Oh jeez
People really do this
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>>13634496
Derpy needs your help
She's trying hard, doing what she can.
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>>13634496
That is a totally normal cute pony.
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>>13634469
shit nigga i want one
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>>13634513
Pls go
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>>13634515
Something you've failed to draw.
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>>13634469
"hello, i am princess twilight sparkle!"
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>>13634496
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>>13634514
Black people, on the other hand, can help benefit society.
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>>13634517
We just need to get rid of all the poor people then.
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>>13634555
Some, but 90% of them are trash.
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>>13634543
My bad, I've been drawing horses.
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PINKIE PIES RC CAR
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>>13634497
Prince of Equestria is in charge of Hasbro's toy department.
He told us it was going to happen but we laughed!
Oh how blind we were!
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>>13634469
I would play tea parties with that toy pony.
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>>13634547
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>>13634564
Did you know that it has been objectively proven that being poor causes your IQ to drop, which in turn correlates with crime and violence?

Something about stress and worry
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>>13634496
It would be a real treat to spot this pony hanging out in the background of S4.
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>>13634585
>Prince of Equestria
SWEET CHRIST NO
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>>13634574
IT'S TWHAYLIGHTS SPHARKLES BALOOON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBbV_zP1d8
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>>13634538
Anon complained because becoming a casualty in a widespread problem was his fetish, but everyone else cheered.

Celestia is such a good ruler.
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>>13634469
>the location of that on off switch
oh god... it's the pinkie pie and the batteries all over again!
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>>13634572
Poorly
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>>13634612
>
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>>13634612
I can't.
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>>13634612
technically speaking he's a better writer than I am because at least he had the balls to publish
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>>13634595
we ain't stressin bout shit!
we grindin like a mothafucka, tryna stay rich
the cops on my trail, but my tracks gotta switch
see, niggas with money shouldn't act like this!
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>>13634612

CRAAAAAAAWLINGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
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>>13634558

Or single mothers.

Especially single black mothers.
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>>13634612
>stabbing Celestia in the chest
Fuck you Ironside, I will find you and I will flay you alive.
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>>13634625
Would you toggle your princesses switch, Anon.
You know how it turns her on!
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>>13634623
god fucking damn it bonerslayer
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>>13634634
What a shame. I guess I can only practice if I want to get better.
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>HEY ANON!
>Do you think you can do us a huuuuuuuuge favor
>pleaaaase?
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>>13634659
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>>13634651
Stupid kat
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>>13634651
ALREADY THERE MAN
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>>13634673
I'm not showing you my dick
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>>13634673
Sure, but i won't do any for Chikun though
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COMICS ARE RUINED
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>>13634673
>Take our human virginities?
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>>13634696
Ponuts confirmed for comic.
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>>13634677
nice try Pinkie. You can't hide the anguish in your soul from us
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>>13634702
...human virginities?
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>>13634696
Oh man, ponut comic time!
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>>13634652
>he thinks fanfiction qualifies as writing
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>>13634696
I hope he gets them the one shaped like a cock and balls
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>>13634696
The best I ever did was give donuts to Dave Willis and the guys at PRISM Comics at ECCC

Top Pot is expensive, man
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>>13634696
but doughnuts are delicious.
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>>13634714
Written words = writing
that's what it means. I think you mean to say something else anon. Something only a little less stupid.
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>>13634717
* good on Nathan for offering
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>>13634715
Nigga, that's a Dickerdoodle.
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>>13634696
It's donuts! Not doughnuts
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>>13634710
Be the first human they fuck.
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>>13634612

That can't be the same guy

I thought he was just a very dedicated troll
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>>13634738
Woh woh we don't talk about the dickerdoodles. That's orgy club only stuff.
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>>13634663
I bet he fucked her before you did, Anon.
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>>13634750
I don't know if that's appropriate...
Why am I chained to this heater?
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>>13634612
>tags
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>>13634735
He gets them free for life, it costs him nothing but the time it takes to pick them up.

>>13634741
Different places spell them different ways.

>>13634738
Are dickerdoodles cream filled and topped with chocolate icing? He can get custom designs on them too if he wants.
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>>13634684
>>13634702
>>13634689

>No, what gave you that idea?
>We have a bully problem and nobody else will help us
>you have those big scary teeth and stuff, would you eat them or something for us?
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ded pone
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>>13634757
N-no. He wasn't mad because she ditched him, he was just mad because she didn't listen to his advice anymore.

>tfw realizing that Luna told us that she had multiple partners before us
But... muh pure maiden
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>>13634755
did someone say orgy?
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>>13634776
did he win that or something?
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>>13634784
Can you provide a solid alibi, and dispose of leftovers?
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>>13634784
Unless they're a bowl of cereal or a ready-made steak you're probably screwed here, girls.
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>>13634784
Eat who? DT and SS?
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>>13634770
Say yes and this'll be over quicker.
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>>13634788
She's over a thousand years old, Anon. Let's be realistic here.
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>>13634799
Yeah, it was all over his twitter back in May.

It was the 10th anniversary of the doughnut place and they were giving out a couple cards good for free doughnuts for life.

He won one of them.
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>>13634757
>>13634788

She's over 1000, and she's admitted to multiple lovers in the past. I wouldn't feel any ill will about that.
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>>13634788
She even mentioned she never has to undress stallions.
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>>13634714

It doesn't?

I don't know why but I'm having some real problems trying to write any kind of shipping. All the planning of done for LunaQuest has drained me.
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>>13634776
He gets WHAT free for life?
WHITHER?
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>>13634810
But if he says no they might get their cutiemarks in rape!
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>>13634741
No. It's doughnuts. Donuts is a lazy idiot way of spelling it that caught on. Mostly because of certain franchises that used the alternate spelling for the wordplay.
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>>13634815
>>13634817
>>13634819
>we are just one in a row of many
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>>13634815
>>13634817
>>13634819
And besides, she loves YOU.
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>>13634817
>and she's admitted to multiple lovers in the past

your headcannon is showing
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>>13634807
>Well yeah

>>13634801
>leftovers?
>you mean you ain't like a snake?
>but don't worry anon, we have a story all figured out already!
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>>13634828
Doughnuts, chistery.

Free doughnuts.

From this place: http://voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts.php

I have a card good for up to $20 per visit. That $20 can be spent on doughnuts, beverages or merchandise.
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>>13634822
It does count, that's bait.
Write an adventure story then.
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>>13634817
I think it's because questers identify with things better when everything is a virgin too.
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>>13634846
The fourth, to be precise.
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>>13634784
No, Scootaloo would taste disgusting
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>>13634846
You're probably not even close to the best, or most exotic.
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>>13634831
Actually its spelled either way
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I drew a thing, how is it?
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Stram.
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>>13634874
It is now.
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>>13634854
>headcannon
>cannon
>
And they're talking about Celestia Quest.
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>>13634822
You should find a different hobby
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>>13634883
that's a pretty cool thing
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>>13634785
A sad fate for pone
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>>13634855
I'm gonna need a really big barbeque
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>>13634822
Put the normal course of a relationship out of order and then feel out how the two characters would react. What happens when, say, you wind up having your first fling before your first kiss? How do you navigate that?

Or the first "perfectly planned" date goes up in flames - say literally; the roller rink Dash like goes up in flames - and the other party has to scramble for something, anything

Or, you know, things just seem to work out long before they look each other in the eye and ask if it's time to call it a "Thing"
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>>13634872
But.. we worked so hard to woo her. We were even willing to sacrifice ourselves to save her.
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>>13634891
uh... sure?
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>>13634888
Fuck yourself
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>>13634905
Too bad you can't even have a child with her.
The others did.
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>>13634902
A unicorn maybe. For an Earth pone it's just the end of round one!
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>>13634891
don't put words in m mouth
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>>13634859
THE VOODOO DOUGHNUT?!
JESUS
YOU COULD SUPPORT A FREE SCHOOL LUNCH PROGRAM WITH MY JELLY RIGHT NOW
Good job, Nathan.
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>>13634846
>>13634905
>>13634920
Anon, the Guardian is going to grant you a boon to allow you to share your life with Celestia for your service to Equestria.
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>>13634916

Why so hostile anon?
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>>13634921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13634855
I'm not a fucking sergal
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Is Pinkie actually a good baker?
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>>13634921
this is the dumbest
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>>13634859
>I have a card good for up to $20 per visit. That $20 can be spent on doughnuts, beverages or merchandise.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT
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>>13634883
It's great, a shame Nintendo couldn't have gone the extra steps to get me to buy WWHD.
Basically nothing has changed.
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>>13634921
Applejack, pls....
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>>13634933
That's nice of her.
Now I feel kinda bad for thinking that she wasn't legit and just trying to work against us out of spite during the whole quest ;_;
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>>13634933

>the guardian
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>>13634903
>Well that works out pretty well actually, the pit we have to dig for that can be re-used to hide the left overs
>CUTIEMARK CRUSADER ABSOLUTE MONSTERS YAY
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>>13634936

>not already fearing earth ponies
well at least you're learnin now.
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>>13634891
Yes, and I'm sure Soarin will be happy to see you, just go up and talk to him if you like him so much.
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>>13634905

"How could you?"

>>13634904

Thank you for this. I always keep thinking I have to make some elaborate and complex thing to make the story interesting and I end up focusing too much on that and forgetting the relationship to begin with
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>>13634927
>>13634959
It was kind of ridiculous how it happened.

They were giving away two of the cards at the location I was at for their tenth anniversary. They singled out me and another guy to answer a trivia question for the card. The other guy was with his family and had a bunch of tats. I was reading Sandman.

I was the first to answer a trivia question about their doughnuts correctly so I got the card.

So long as I don't abuse my power it's good for life. Trying not to use it TOO often because I don't need to get any fatter than I already am.
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>>13634829
Say yes and we'll get our cutiemarks in seduction. Don't you want us to grow up to be matchmakers, anon?
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This my favorite princess.
She's nice and silly and I bet she smells like freshly cut grass.
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>>13634954
It's pretty old, I like it
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>>13634963
They changed plenty. They are small changes to improve the whole like putting five of the eight triforce pieces in chests instead of at the bottom of the ocean and making an item available that allows you to sale fast against the wind.
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>>13634940
>I'm not fucking a sergal

Luna will be solving that tonight, anon.
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>>13634994

>she will never lay her neck over your lap while you watch movies together.
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>>13634994
Silly anon. She smells like freshly fallen snow!
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>>13634984
>"How could you?"
I prefered the less heartbreaking scene
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>>13634994
Why would she smell like freshly cut grass?
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>>13634933
Hardly, that's not the guardian's job. That would be up to the Creator.
That said, perhaps the time discrepancy between earth and Equestria has some implications on questanon's lifespan.
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>>13634965
She totally watched you fuck Celestia too.
It was good.

I wonder how much of a mindfuck Twilight was having at that moment we came busting into the room.
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>>13635019
TIS A LIE!
SHE SMELLS LIKE THE DEW OF A FRESH MORNING!
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>>13635015
you will never roll in the grass with her and look up at the stars
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>>13635012
PLS NO
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>>13635029
It's my favorite smell.
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>>13634891
cutest tumblr
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>>13635035
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU, DEWFAG!
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Pony just came from belly rubs. What do?
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>>13635030
>It possible for Anon to become immortal if he really wanted to, I think. The Guardian owes him a pretty bit debt for fetching the worldshard and saving the world.
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>>13635027

>that image

Everything in that picture and the line I mentioned earlier were the two most memorable things from that quest for me.
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>>13635062
Never rub her belly again
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>>13635066
She let Anon pierce the Veil again; that's probably his sole boon
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>>13635047
You will have whatever dreams she wills you to, peasant.
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>>13635054
creepiest anon
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>>13634994
>implying she doesn't smell like settling dew
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>>13635062
Do not rub her belly again until we are read to take our relationship to the next level.
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>>13635033
>She totally watched you fuck Celestia too.
What a kinky slut
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luna smells like onions and cheese

i mean she never bathes

ever

that's like so 20th century
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>>13635076
It was stated in response to QA's future, post return. Besides, it's not a boon when that's how he has to return it.
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>>13635066
>Anon asks the guardian for immortality
>...Are you sure about this?
>I hope you can one day forgive me
>They have a long, long, and happy life together
>Until one day her reign ends
>And with it all life
>All but him
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>>13635072
"How could you?" cut like a fucking knife.
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>>13635066
She can pay the debt with hard dickings.
I bet she is pent up.
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Kissy Princess mouths.
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>>13635080
Dashfags have and will always be the creepiest people in the general.
Twifags are messed up and all, but Dashfags are just headcases.
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>>13635100

Cool.
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>>13635104
That is NOT the picture I meant to post
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>>13635136
It's a good picture.
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>>13635113
I dunno, I don't think I'm that strange
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>>13635104
>>13635136

Is that Carmen San Diego and...Kim Possible?
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pony ain't so easy to kill.
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>we Celestia now
why it seems inevitable at this point
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>>13635080
He's allowed to get away with it since they're obviously together from the way they act.
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>>13635104
>"How could you?" cut like a fucking knife.

I'm just glad it was a purely text based Quest. That line would have been too cruel with a picture of her expression attached.
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>>13635154
Never watched the carmen sandiego cartoon?
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>>13635035
FRESH. WINTER. NIGHTS. SNOW.
I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
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>>13635154
That's Carmen Sandiego and Ivy, one of the protagonist Agents in "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego."
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>>13635150
Of course you don't.
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>>13635048
>two lunas
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>>13635171

It's been years. There's a lot from the 90s I don't remember.
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>>13635171
... How can I set up livestreaming?
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>>13635187
Rarity needs your help
She's trying hard to find a fuck to give
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>>13635192
Two Lunas.
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>>13635150
Who wouldn't want to pet a little pony if you could?
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>>13635100
... man, those two last lines kinda saved it. They made it look stupid instead of soul crushing
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Why was everypony on crack in MMC?
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>>13635210
people in denial
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>>13635098
Best headcanon

>all of the ponies smell
>they're completely ignorant of it
>say you're the smelly one
>>
Speaking of Luna, is anybody still interested in that idea I floated a while back about a quest where you play as Luna, helping ponies with their troubled dreams?
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>>13635227
hhnggg
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>>13635238
This is a stupid headcanon.
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>>13635239
Reminds me of descriptions I've heard of the story from Psychonauts, which sounds like fun.
I'd be up for it.
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>>13635214
Immortality's a stupid move, also don't much care for celestiaquest. I think it's one of those things that's more interesting with a Oedipus fetish.
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>>13635159
Because we have tons of Celestiafags in here and they certainly like to talk about their favorite pony.
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pone's head is not so good

pone has a tiny brain

most pones never get any smarter than 12 year old humans
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Sweetie Belle, are you going to make the new horse?
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>>13635266
But they have such big heads, what else could be in there if not for big brains?
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>>13635260
just live as long as celestia
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>>13635266
what about emotionally?
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>>13635268
She's busy
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>>13635248
Where is her other eye?
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>>13635283
That would probably be the best solution. Have your own lifespan tied to hers though only in one direction since we die a lot easier than her
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>>13635282

Gigantic optic nerves for their oversized eyes.
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>>13635266
the ponies on the show have already been shown to be pretty much of higher intelligence then that
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>>13635283
People aren't built for that, you'd literally run out of space in your brain. Then you end up with a neigh immortal with some variation of alzheimers.
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>>13635289
GODDAMMIT ANON

I was making a new thread with that as the OP
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>>13635266
Pone's brain is swole.
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>>13635293
She lost it in pony 'nam
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>>13635282
Big eyes
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>>13635308
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>>13635239
yes, sounds like fun

>>13635212
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>>13635304
Considering we're asking the Guardian, we could ask her to just magic that shit into working.
's not like she has to EXPLAIN shit.
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>>13635210

MLPG clearly does
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>>13635293
Absorbed by her hair.
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>>13635304
People aren't build to live for thousands of years, either.
If magic can fix that, it most likely can fix the memory problem, too
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>>13635311
>
>>13635266
If ponies are so dumb, can you solve THIS?
This is what the CMC are working on
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>>13635304
Nah, you'd be fine.
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>>13635238
Not mine, you have to remember that the three fillies are bathing together in Bad seeds.
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What if ponies are really stupid individually, but they have a magical hivemind thing going on so they emphasize friendship above all else?

What if uniting the elements was essential because they were all too stupid without twilight and rarity around?
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>>13635318
>>13635308 (Cross-thread)
>>13635308 (Cross-thread)
>>13635308 (Cross-thread)
>>13635308 (Cross-thread)
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>>13635349
Even Twilight bathed in FPK
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>>13635345
x = x
Duh
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>>13635345
This isn't in base 10, is it
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>>13635345
I knew she was just bullshitting about her cutie mark and it's not actually about teaching others
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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