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How does Twilight pay for all that damage done to the library?

old horse: >>13622345
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>>13626422
>infinite >monies
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>>13626435
>selling spike

it's incredibly unthinkingly heartless, so of cource it's going to happen
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>>13626422
With her librarian vagina
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>>13626444
Quads confirm.
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Can we have a best horse thread?
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>>13626456
ok
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>>13626422
She doesn't have to pay financially.
Celestia makes her pay with painful torture.
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>>13626455
Confirmation confirmed. It's settled OP.
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why do we even need a new general
it was so quiet in the old one
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4CHAN IS A MACHINE! A MACHINE FOR PONIES! FIT ONLY FOR THE POSTING OF PONIES!
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>>13626475
oh neat a machine for pigs is out? Time to watch some playthroughs
WITH PEWDIEPIE
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>>13626449

She wouldn't sell Spike, but Twilight's certainly not going to clean it up. She's a princess now.
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I want to be unbirthed and rebirthed as a filly
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>>13626481
no but seriously are there any playthroughs without a commentary?
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>>13626481
It doesn't matter, the game's pretty bad.
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>>13626491
it is? I was hyped.
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>>13626498
The story is 10/10

But the gameplay and puzzles are a step down from Dark Descent. But if you're easily immersed in games like I am, you'll have a blast with it.
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Ey MLPG, just a quick question. What happened to /q/? And why's sage disabled?
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>>13626484
I'm afraid this is not possible. I'm awfully sorry, Anon.
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>>13626505
well, I'm just going to watcha no-commentary playthrough so it's going to be great for me. I can't run anything that came out in the last 7 years.
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>>13626512
/q/ is gone because it was a shithole
sage still works but is now invisible so idiots don't use it as a downvote
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>>13626512
Read the big red letters at the top of the page. We're stringing anons up in the town square as a warning.

https://www.4chan.org/bans
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>>13626513
Can I just stay inside your womb every night?
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>>13626518
/q/ still exists. The name has been changed.
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>>13626518
Ah, thanks.
>>13626521
kek, I never see them, they're not appealing to my eyes I guess.
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>>13626518
>/q/ is gone because it was a shithole
an untruth.
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>>13626525
From what I understood, it won't work like a regular board anymore though
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>>13626498
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldSdigDRz3U

This video touches on the problems I had with the game.
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>>13626515
Found one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg4RaNaTwI


Which Pony is the most likely to turn evil?
And follow-up question, what circumstances would make each pony turn evil?
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what's the new name of /q/ then?
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>>13626521
>that /mlp/ ban
I read 'Show Discussion' first and kinda ignored the 'only'
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>>13626523
I'm afraid I will have to reject that request.
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>>13626542
Thanks a lot ponybro
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>>13626545
/sb/ - suggestion box
It's going to be special or something and it's not running yet.
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>>13626545
/sb/ for suggestion box.
You can't access it yet.
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>>13626547

>/g/ Ban 90 days View Global 2 - Underage User 23 minutes ago

they're nto serious,right
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>>13626561
>>13626560
Moot was tired of the whole "go back to 30 sec" thing, I suppose.
Dirty jew bastard.
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>>13626539
I can't deny that the game has big problems, but man, I just want to punch that guy in the throat.
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>>13626576
Moot is fucking retarded when it comes to the post timer. Half of the threads on /q/ about it where crying how hard it is to storytime on /co/ now, and what does he do? Decrease the timer again - but not for blue boards.

At least it doesn't affect posting in multiple threads anymore.
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>>13626583
Why?
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>>13626592
Not him, but he has a fucking annoying way to talk.
It's the same pace and pitch of voice the whole time making it kinda hard to follow him.
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>>13626591
>Decrease the timer again - but not for blue boards.

But... We ARE blue boards!
And /co/ is blue!
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>>13626591
At least know your shit.
The timer is still at 60 seconds on blue boards...
Unless you attach images to posts. That means that storytimes are okay again, since the timer went back to the old ways.
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>>13626608
>The timer is still at 60 seconds on blue boards...
That's what I said though.
The majority of the complaints looked like they came from /co/, which is a blue board, yet he only lowered the timer for NSFW boards.
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>>13626608
>unless you attach images to posts
What
That's fucking stupid. So as long as you attach an image, any image, you get to post every 30 seconds, if you don't attach an image you can only post every 60 seconds?
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>>13626615
Apparently
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>>13626599
Somewhere between complaining about purple prose and "MUH DARK DESCENT" all I heard was "mehmehmehmehmehmehmeh." Like if Beaker from the Muppets took valium and did game reviews.
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Moot is retarded
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>>13626621
HERE I AM!
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>>13626615
Exactly. We're an IMAGEboard, remember?
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>>13626615
Lets turn 4chan x off and try it
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We must forever post pony now

It is our blessing, and our curse
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POST WITH IMAGES
POST AAAAALLL THE IMAGES
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>>13626630
Nope, it's bullshit, at least on /mlp/. Still have a 60 seconds cooldown, even when I attached a picture.
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>now we're going to be fucking spammed to shit

Why the fuck did you tell him that

Now all the fuckign useless assholes in the thread will eat up the image limit
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>>13626639
You have to attach a picture to BOTH posts, fucktard.
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>>13626639

Welp, that's it. Moot killed 4chan.
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>>13626644
but that's retareded
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Lazy cuddles with sunbutt in a hoodie.
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>>13626636
Why is Miss Cheerilee single?
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>>13626648

Moot killed the 4chan star
Moot Killed the 4chan star
In my mind and in my posts
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Everything...is so...slow...
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>>13626650
That would be great.

Though the Princess seems to have put on some weight
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Popularfaggots killed it all
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>>13626657
it is horrible.
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>>13626644
I did. But the second post still gave me an error message and told me to wait for 24 more seconds after I counted to 30.
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>>13626659
Look at that pretty giraffe
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>tfw Rarity became favorite pony recently
>tfw developed acute obsession with her
>tfw started taking care of myself better in vain attempt to become someone Rarity would like
Feels... man I don't even know. A cartoon horse is inspiring me to better myself. How am I supposed to feel.
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>>13626659
she's trying to lose it. she's hoping cuddles will help.
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>>13626680
like a man with shit taste in pony.
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>>13626680
Thankful I suppose
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>>13626685
I would help her lose some weight.

Through proper work out.
We can still cuddle afterwards though.
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>>13626686
That's a funny joke anon
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>>13626697
Not as much as your bad taste.
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>>13626686
>Not liking all the ponies
Why are you such a faget?
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>>13626680
Like a true gentleman with a great taste in pone
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Rarity is a total slut. Just look at her! SLUT
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HELP
THE RARIFAGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE THREAD
COUNTER WITH BOOKHORSE
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>>13626742
Counter with shitposting. Yeah, awsome anon.
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I don't know why you freaks keep coming back here? What makes you come back everyday?
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>>13626742
Rarity reads too.

Even Twilight's defining feature isn't unique. Just accept the truth of Rarity's perfection, anon.
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>>13626761
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>13626771
Sexually liberated woman != slut, shitlord
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>>13626754
the community/circle jerk I suppose.
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>>13626776
Slut=Slut, you bottom
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>13626791
a... holy shit what the hell. Why is my penis rising so quickly.
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>>13626805
Because you're gay anon
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>>13626805
You're thinking of fucking a boy

And you're disgusting
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>>13626808
it's so... hypnotic.
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>>13626805
It's trying to breathe through the anus you're fucking at the moment.
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How stupid would your favorite character look if you used the mega evolution watch on them?
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>>13626808
>>13626819
>>13626813
wait, what the hell why a boy? that's

HOLY SHIT IT'S A PENIS
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>>13626822
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>>13626822
I don't really want to imagine that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGnia8yAFc

Would you help pone squeeze herself on some tight, tight clothes?
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>>13626823
thought it was a beak, I swear
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I want to let Anon-kun fuck me in the butt
But I think he'd notice my big dick

Doushiyou
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>>13626836
That's an unf alright.
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>>13626842
Joke's on you, I'm gayer than a rainbow Marcus Bachmann.
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>>13626864
I like it when the filly climb on top of their sisters.
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>>13626836
Eh, that animu had funny moments, even if the general context didn't help.
Pony does not have cowtits luckily, that would be disgusting.
Pic very related.
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>>13626864
unf marshmallow pony
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>>13626864
>asses stacked for your convenience
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>>13626868
>Cowtits
>disgusting
I don't mind them.
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>>13626864
I'm pretty sure that pausing Applebloom while she's jumping would reveal some QUALITY frame.
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>>13626864
>Mmm, I'm gonna tear this marshmallow ass up when we get home.
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I want to have sex with you, Anon

I'll be gentle
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>>13626422
she has spike clean up the books.
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>>13626905
Sweetie belle, what a thing to say
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>>13626890
there's nothing in there.
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>>13626914
you don't have to be gentle. Anon is a size queen.
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>>13626925
How about after "we fuck the fight", nothing~
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>>13626959
And obviously I had to click submit before pasting what I was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34B_dIWjMZs
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>>13626954
But I'm big and Anon is inexperienced
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>>13626959
>-weaboo with peter pan syndrome, 2013
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>>13626964
Wow, did you just come up with that now?
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>>13626971
>anon is inexperienced
Look ma! no hands!
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>>13626977
NO
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>Fluttershy tries to explain to Principal Celestia that she doesn't know why her biology report has naked pictures of Sunset Shimmer in it.
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>>13626984
Even after all this time, that video still makes me laugh
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A brony is on equal terms as an otaku right?
This is just for understanding purposes
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Yesterday I went to the cakes family bakery and ate just TWO cakes!
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>>13627005
It's that good.
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pony is sick of you
pony is going to go upstairs and listen to their music very loudly
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>>13627005
Dikekike is really a master of his craft.

Wish the nigger would make some more videos.
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>>13626978
>You'll never fuck a guy till he cums without touching himself
I don't know if I'm just shit at it or it's rare
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>>13627007
human ponk is so gewd.
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>>13627020
kike is ded
long live kike
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>>13627015
What music is pony listening to
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>>13627024
Good and lewd?

What a pleasant combination.
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pony
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SCRUB MY WINGTAINT ANON

SCRUB IT GOOD
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Im so glad mlpg is slowly dying. Everyday it seems poeple are leaving this place
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>>13627128
We'll recover when s4 starts, you'll see
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>>13627118
Scrub it yourself you lazy horse
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>Season 4 will be 26 episodes of Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13627140
I certainly hope not. You poeple need to get lives.
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>>13627144
I wouldn't mind that.
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>>13627144
And her friends. Because that's how she got wings. Friendship magic. She's not a princess without her wings and she's not an alicorn without her own kind of magic, and cadence is the princess of love, so twilight is the princess of friendship.

So we'll get 26 episodes of twilight and her friends. Just like seasons one and teo.
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>>13627155
What do you mean "you people"
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>>13627175
NIGGERS
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>>13627172
Teo?
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>>13627175
Look at dat bootay
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>>13627175
LOOK AT THAT SWEET ZEBRA ASS
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Tex a shit
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>1 minute image cooldown

This kills the mlpg
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>>13627211
GOOD
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>>13627211
Oh, is that what the fuck keeps happening to me? Is that new?
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>>13627217
What do you think Einstein?
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>>13627217
Blame the jew.
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>going through ban list for some fun
>/b/, 90 days; Violating US Law
Goddamnit
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>>13627217
Scroll up.
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>>13627226
>Going through ban list
>"I turn 18 in exactly 90 days"
>Banned for 90 days
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>>13627226
Right that thing came online I went and looked at them

Like 3rd on the list was someone getting banned for a really obvious case of that image swap glitch
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>>13627144
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Doesn't reducing the cooldown for posts with images attached just encourage avatarfags
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arise mlpg
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http://i.imgur.com/dghDCfh.jpg

unf
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>>13627256
Where do you even get that information from? Earlier I turned 4chanx off to avoid the inbuild cooldown and tried it and the cooldown was still 60 seconds, even when both posts had a picture attached.
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>>13627244
I dont get it.
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>>13627244
Wow, that thing's still alive
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>>13627263
Fuck off rarifagoot
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>>13627261
>Sarah Palin pony
>unicorn
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>>13627244
we...have a ask mlpg?
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http://i.imgur.com/tOomDD2.jpg
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>>13627276
Newfag bitch
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>>13627277
>fluttershy being as slut as usual
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>>13627289
don't
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>>13627289
Must not respond.
Must not respond.
MUST NOT RESPOND
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>Season 5 focuses on exploiting kids'-show invincibility to see which character can get the most death fake-outs.
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>>13627276
Yes, though I thought it died along with our ponyville replies one
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>>13627289
fuck off mewball quit shitposting
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>>13627303
>Fluttershy actually dies halfway through and is never mentioned since
>Episode of the century, all glory is restored
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>not using GNU/Linux
Why aren't you free as in freedom?
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>>13627310
It's just been slow.

I was building up a really large project, but then real life hit and really slowed down progress, so we did something else so we could push a smaller idea though.
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>>13627317
freedom is overrated
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>>13627317
Why are you a nigger tyrone
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>>13627277
I know that that's just fetish fuel, but the autist inside me screams with fury.

How is that expected to fit inside her? It is quite nearly consists of an equivalent amount of mass as her torso. Not to mention it looks a little flaccid.
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>>13627319
Oh so you just got lazy. ok.
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>>13627329
Because of my excessive levels of melanin
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>>13627317
because it's easier to pirate windows.
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>>13627330
No, I'm right there with you anon. Impossibly big dicks are just stupid.
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>>13627319
I see
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>>13627313
>Celestia makes a deal with her cousin
>Fluttershy is reborn as Flutterleo, because the Alicorn of Death didn't have any female pegasi bodies on hoof.
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>>13627330
>that
>big
Anon do you even hyper?
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>>13627349
Hyper fetish are for faggots and bitches
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>>13627343
Screw you anon, impossibly big dicks are the best.
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>>13627343
>>13627330
Have you ever seen a large flared chance?
It's about that big.
And there's bigger.
And people still fit it snugly.
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>>13627361
Fluttershy isn't people
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>>13627361
You're missing the point stupid. It's about RELATIVE size.

A. It's too big to be on Celestia's body
B. It's way too fucking big to do anything but rip Fluttershy in half.
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>>13627349
No, hyper just seems ridiculous.

Like one artist, in response to request for larger genitals on an already oversized work, drew a cock larger than the person it was attached to and said, "Big enough for you, you massive cunt?" and in response, got a "Fuck yes it is".
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>>13627330
The idea of a massive dick is kinda hot - because you automatically assume that it would bring your partner more pleasure. But there's a point where it stops making sense and that picture definitely missed that point by miles
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>>13627372
It would be hot but the picture is drawn like shit. Like most fetish fags draws
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>>13627369
maybe she wants to be ripped in half, the disgusting little thing
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Okay we're talking about giant dicks again.
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>>13627371
In fact.
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>>13627226
>ban list
what
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>>13627277
Made worse when you consider that about two-thirds of the tissue that makes up a dick is anchored inside the body so it can actually stand erect.

If it isn't, it just sorta flops around all the time, and using it to fuck is just out of the question.
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>>13627403
https://www.4chan.org/bans
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>>13627403
http://www.4chan.org/bans
Also /q/ is ded.
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>>13627407
so you're telling me I have a half a meter long dick?
Neat.
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>posting on 4chan more than once a minute
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i really want snocones
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>>13627416
>Global 6 - Quality of Posts
/ck/ must be some kind of utopia
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>>13627384
pony fags draws*

really teher is no goodly drawn pony porn
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>>13627422
NO

YOU'RE GOING ON A DIET YOUNG LADY
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>>13627422
I'll mail you one
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>>13627422
FUCK OFF TO YOUR TUMBLR
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>>13627422
That tail made me think of this
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>>13627422
Looks like shit
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>>13627432

>black diamond

the comic will never be show canon. The comic creators will never write episodes for the show.
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>>13627422
>>13627425

Apparently, snow cones average 550 calories
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>>13627418
Actually, yes.

Feel that bit of flesh between your anus and dick.

That cartilage-ish area right there is part of the anchor.
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>>13627422

Now draw a cascade of chocolate sauce over her face and back.

And nuts.
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>>13627432
>not a zebra
that's racist.
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http://youtu.be/oD6CTglMUh0
Holy shit this is terrible
Just TERRIBLE
You are now aware this is Twilight's functional drawing ability level
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>>13627450
I don't think you know what a snow cone is.

It isn't ice cream
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>>13627448
would you like to lick it,anon
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>>13627456
What the fuck are snow cones then?
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>>13627461
>what the fuck are snow cones
Wow I feel bad for you.
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>>13627464
>Snow cones are a variation of the shaved ice dessert commonly served throughout North America in paper cones or foam cups.[1] The dessert consists of ice shavings that are topped with flavored sugar syrup.
Sounds like shit
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>>13627470
Now you're trying too hard
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I can't fucking believe you all are talking about snow cones. I'm done with this place
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>>13627470
nigga you dont even know...
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>>13627474
I'm deadly serious
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>>13627470
>ice
0 calories
>shit you pour on top to make it sugary
>500 cal
Fuck you america. Stay fat.
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>>13627470
They're really, really fine ice shavings. Some of the best pour a little cream over with either concentrated fruit juice or something like Torani or Eclipse Coffee Syrup.

>>13627477
See you tomorrow, Anonymous.
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>>13627488
So you just eat ice in whatever third world communist shithole you live in? Wow that sounds really fun.
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What ingredients are in a pone cone?
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>>13627488
>wow a dessert with more than 100 calories how disgusting
Anorexics please go
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>>13627477
I'm sorry your autism is so severe.
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>>13627497
99% hot gas
1% love
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>getting mad about snocones

jesus christ why

stop trying to be mad for the sake of being mad
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>>13627507
>gas
>hot

fart fetishists pls
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Man, bioshock was a great game.
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>>13627488
http://www.torani.com/#/products/blueberry-syrup
You'd have to serve each ice cream cone with something on the order of 6.67 ounces (or 197mL) to reach 500 calories.

There's no fucking way the average snow cone comes even close to that, and most syrups are watered down from something on the order of coffee flavor syrups to help propagate throughout the shavings.
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We Random /b/ullshit naow.
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>>13627511
IT'S 500 CALORIES
One liter of orange juice is 860 cal.
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>>13627515
* ice cream cone
Sorry, snowcone
I really fucking want some ice cream now though
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>>13627521
>not drinking a liter of OJ every morning
stay pleb, pleb
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>>13627525
I think your image was swapped, but what a swap it was.
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Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.

But Twilight Sparkle and her friends will outlive their families.
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>>13627525
>You know you're not the first, but do you really care?
Just means she knows what she's doing.
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>>13627533
Nobody eats a liter of OJ. That's what I'm saying.
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Pone's heavy, swollen gut
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>>13627536
It wasn't.

>>13627521
It's nowhere near 500 calories unless you've arrived in a world where people pour a jigger's worth of juice over a snow cone. You pour maybe 1oz through the mini-funnel to splay enough color over the cool fuzzy white ice and move on to the next customer.
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Anyone else getting tired of the daily doom and gloom threads? I just want to enjoy my horses and everyones try to rain on my parade because their bitter and depressed. This thread is the only sanctuary from it.
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>Jojo All Star Battle coming to US/UK

Fuck yeah.
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>>13627520
>what is a hiatus
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>>13627521
Many people eat way unhealthier things on a daily basis
Don't get your taint burned by calories
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>>13627550
>You will never have Celestia drape a wing across your shoulders.
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>>13627559
>Celestia will drag you into a kiss.
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>>13627544
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>>13627533
>drinking a liter of OJ every morning
I seriously hope you're eating something along with the OJ, unless you're just going to end up piercing your stomach because of the citric acid.
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>>13627559
Now that kind of sadpost I'm okay with. I meant more along the lines of "waah muh fandom muh derpy muh lauren faust muh no winged purple waif muh eqg muh muh"
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>>13627559
>>13627561
Guys please... I don't wanna be sad again, write about something happy instead.
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>>13627544
Yeah?
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>>13627569
>taking shitposters seriously
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>>13627572
>You will never wake Luna up in time for her royal duties by snuggling into bed with her, only to have her put off the moonrise for a few minutes just to spend time with you.
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>>13627568
> piercing your stomach with acid!
You're not swallowing knives, man. If you have an average to healthy layer of mucus in your stomach, OJ means jack shit.

Now if you already have an ulcer, yeah, tone that Tropicana shit down.
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>>13627584
Remove the "you will never" and that's a great story
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>>13627584
>Both of you notice that the moon's just come up anyway
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>>13627589
It was Celestia.
She was already suspecting that Luna wouldn't be raising the moon when you told her you'd go and wake her up.
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I swear to fucking god if the mane 6 turn into princesses I'm out of this fucking place.
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Here is your daily challenge /mlpg/.

Rank the mane 6 Ponies (from least to most) in terms of their ticklishness
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>>13627597
Goodbye Anonymous.
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>>13627600
AJ
Rarity
Fluttershy
Twilight
Pinkie
Dash
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>>13627597
>I swear to fucking god if twilight gets wings I'm out of this fucking place."
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>>13627589
And what, she's cast out from the castle only to be replaced by a malicious crow who traps Celestia in her own shoes, unable to tie them, only to go on a soul-searching journey and returning at Hero's End in a blaze of glory and song, raising the moon as her fellows cheer her on?

http://youtu.be/Wu5XYIqJjac
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>>13627606
you are correct, sir.
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>>13627600
Pinkie
Fluttershy
AJ
Rarity
Twilight
Dash
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>>13627600
>>13627621
Aw shit I read that "thickness"

Pinkie's still pretty far up thar
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>>13627600
>>13627606
>Flutters that low
I'd swap her with Pinkie, because Pinkie seems like she'd be immune to its effects and just laugh all the time anyway.
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>>13627597
Why do you hate the inevitable?
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>>13627612
>see this
>reminded of goldie pheasant porn
>decide to head over to Paheal
>le 404s everywhere
They should really just start deleting pictures until people donate to them for better servers.
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>>13627631
Eh, Fluttershy doesn't strike me as the ticklish type
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>>13627600
Its my headcanon that Pegasus Ponies are more ticklish, but still.

AJ
Rarity
Pinkie
Twilight/Flutters
Dash
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>>13626422
with judengeld
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>>13627671
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx6EoqKIlAM
>tumblr_and_4chan.avi
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>>13627692
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>>13627674
Hehehe, stupid mudponies.
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We are dead.
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>>13627722
WE ARE THE DED
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>>13627692
I shouldn't laugh, but jeez
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>>13627725
they are the ded and we are the hunters
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>>13627708
> Pinkie was always told to use her 'outside voice' outside
> She reckons that includes her low keening sex groans
> It does
> It really does
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>>13627731
I get the sinking feeling that show is gonna pull a total 'I Am Legend'
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>>13627745
What?
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>>13627731
Gotta love it when mistranslations are the one everybody knows.
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>>13627747
D-don't cry! We can boop! Boop Stronk, even!
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>>13627755
What mistranslations?
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>>13627754
The Titans are the next step in human evolution and the denizens of the Walled Cities are just assholes killing them simply because they're being replaced and devoured. The impression is only intensified with the knowledge several of the Jaegers are in fact Titans themselves.
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>>13627764
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>>13627769
Oh
Well that would suck
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>>13627769
That would be kinda weird, seeing how every titan apart from the titan shifters is rather stupid and they could have never crossed the wall without the titan shifters help, inevitably losing in the end.
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if you guys aren't going to entertain me, I'm going to sleep
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>>13627762
Usually anime related. In this case, sinners not knowing German and then putting their misheard lyric into an Internet translator.
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>>13627795
What exactly is wrong about it? Jäger translates to hunter.
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>>13627791
*does a little dance*
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>>13627795
"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger" literally translates to "they are the food and we are the hunters" though
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>>13627791
*Does a little shake*
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>>13627803
>>13627811
I'm out
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>>13627820
we could talk about butts. pony butts. Some of them have stars upon tharss.
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>>13627786
It'd get handwaved simply because their evolutionary nice and ecology are different from humans. They don't need to be smart; they literally own the fucking planet, striding the whole of the land masses only needing sunlight to survive. The Walled Cities are just an anthill and the Titans haven't figured out what stick to poke in just yet.

The fact they have Shifters at all suggests inter-cooperation among the sub-species of Titan.

So either the Humans are really, really fucked and just running down the long clock or we'll get some cheap crap about the Titans on the team representing the "true" next step of Human evolution, casting out the stupid giants even as Humans once "killed" all Neanderthals.* Anime love to draw on pseudo-historical precedent like that.

* Which is funny since there's ample evidence we just bred with them and our enclaves united in a way that left us with majority H Sapiens DNA
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>>13627795
i'm a native speaker and there's nothing wrong with that phrase.
even though "beute" would have fitted better instead of "essen", which is a very casual way to say food, which really doesn't fit the whole tone of it all.
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>>13627795
*subbers, fuck you autocorrect.
>>13627800
>>13627807
And that's misheard. The lyric is 'Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger', a call-and-respond of 'are you the prey? No, we're the hunters!'
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moons on butts > stars on butts
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>>13627831
*evolutionary niche, what the hell autospell

Here, have some kissy pone
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>>13627837
incorrect
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>>13627837
So here's a serious question guys. What did luna sit in once that stained her butt black like that?
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>>13627833
> 'Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger'

That is not what they are singing though. Maybe it's what I wanted to say, but it's not. I'm not actually sure WHAT they are saying, but it's not that.

Source: I'm from Germany.
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>>13627837
suns on butts > moons on butts
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>>13627820
*Brings out an N64 and a copy of Perfect Dark*
Fine, leave if you want.
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>>13627844
is this a real question?
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>>13627832
>even though "beute" would have fitted better instead of "essen", which is a very casual way to say food, which really doesn't fit the whole tone of it all.
Agreed.

>>13627833
Oh, I didn't know that.
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>>13627833
When I listen to the song I also understand the allegedly "misheard" lyrics and I'm a native speaker
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>>13627844
No idea but I love her cutie mark
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>>13627853
considering no other ponies have that sort of thing going on with their butts then yeah it kind of is.
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alright

i'm not following this whole conversation

but i want to know

is this anime actually good or what?
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>>13627865
it's really not
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>>13627833
i can't hear it even if i want to. it doesn't sound like it at all. if you're right they actually blatantly mispronounced everything and used a wrong intonation to make it sound like the other one.
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>>13627865
Generic
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>>13627844
What if before going nightmare moon she just had a normal moon, but now there's black around her cutie mark representing her dark past and nature that she can't completely overcome or forget. That's why Nightmare moon's is lighter too, because she was corrupted good.
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>>13627833
>>13627856
>>13627849
It's just that Japanese cannot into other languages. I've heard animu OP that were supposed to have pieces sung in Latin, Italian, German, English and other languages and I never, ever could understand what they were trying to say.
They just can't. Just like Americans.
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>>13627865
The first few episodes are great, but it went downhill extremely fast after that
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>>13627865
it was off to a promising start, but most have lost their delusions
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>>13627865
It started out strong but quickly tumbled down in quality. The pacing really kills it for me.

It might work in the manga that it tries to do things the lond-winded route, but eh.
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>>13627871
>>13627874
>>13627878
>>13627867
>>13627881

right. so i shouldn't bother with it, or do i read the manga?
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>>13627873
i always love when there are movies with german actors and staff and yet all signs are misspelled as if they did it on purpose
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>>13627865
It's pretty okay overall but there's no end-game. It's spinning around the "times of war / complicated motives" crap others have done before, including BLUE GENDER. It's pissing in the wind at this point.

Doesn't stop Tumblr from deciding which characters are really "empowered" against an onslaught of creatures which in all likelihood will kill everyone in the City some day if there's no major plot turn soon.
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>>13627893
Watch some episodes, maybe you'll like it
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>>13627849
Maybe it's not what if sounds like, but I can't imagine Gerpanese to be any more understandable than Engrish, and it sounds even less like the phrase everybody seems convinced it is. Have you tried listening to it again? Maybe it's just me, but what I hear is often very colored by what I read.

It also makes a lot more sense than calling titans food, and the real kicker is that it's seid ihr in the lyric book with the soundtrack.
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>>13627893
I'd say skip it, but I also don't know anything about the mango except that it's not ponies
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You think any of the ponies would pay $80 for a hoodie?
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>>13627902
>Have you tried listening to it again?
Yeah, I just did after your post and the "misheard" lyrics are definitely closer to what they say than the ones from their booklet.

Though the line from the booklet makes more sense so I'd put my money on "the singer doesn't know a single German word"
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>>13627912
I don't think anyone should pay that much for a hoodie.
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colorful horses
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>>13627912
A hoodie??
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>>13627898
I'm seeing a lot less complicated motive focus and a lot more 'shit sucks, even when you win you lose and when you think you're winning is when the harshest loss comes'.

>>13627916
Really? Because I swear I'm hearing a hard d in the first couple syllables and a nein in there.
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>>13627923
I've seen worse at the Tommy Hilfi-jigger.
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>>13627902
I've been listening to that part for two minutes now and it still sounds like "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger"
But then again, I highly doubt that the dude who sang that part actually knows german so it could be anything
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>>13627925
>'shit sucks, even when you win you lose and when you think you're winning is when the harshest loss comes'.
If this were in another format I'd think it's Oscar bait
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>>13627893
Nah, if you're into shounen watch it. The manga has some better development, but the art goes full QUALITY sometimes. I still say it's worth watching if you can get to see the episodes in blocks of 4-5.
Also relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM_UhcbbIZM
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>>13627945
>Grandmas
>not the titans
Wowza
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Anyone here own Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate?
it's on sale, and I'm curious about it. I enjoyed the demo, but I heard it's really limited compared to the full game, and I only have a 3DS so no multiplayer for me.
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>>13627935
It's basically Game of Thrones but significantly better because they give you time to accept the loss and then gut punch you a little later instead of killing people off and moving on immediately. >>13627945
It's definitely not shonen. Seinen is a better descriptor; in a shonen, named characters wouldn't die so often and their deaths would be mostly ignored if not used for a fight-winning power up.
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>>13627954
I'd say go for it. It's a lot of fun.
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>>13627959
But in GoT not every character is completely unlikable
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>>13627954
I've got it on Wii U it's hugely enjoyable with multiple people, but since you only have a 3DS I'd wait till MH4 is announced for the west in a year or so. ;_;
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>>13627891
What does Rarity have to do with keeping calm and carrying on? Isn't she the element of melodrama?
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>>13627959
It's published on a shonen magazine.
Therefore it's shonen.
/argument
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>>13627968
Is it still about SnK?
Because how could you dislike Levi?
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>>13627959
The demographic is shonen.
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>>13627968
In the books, sure. The show is a pale imitation.

Also Armin, Sasha, and Christa come to mind.
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>>13627976
What does keep calm and carry on have to do with anything?
It's a war time poster that was never used by Britain since Germany never occupied them.
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>>13627976
shut up derpy.
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>>13627982
Who's that again?
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>>13627968
SnK has a bunch of characters I couldn't care the less about, but it's still not along the lines of Gundam Wing where I want to punch every single one of 'em.
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>>13627968
TITANBOWL WHEN
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>>13627996
The manlet
I hope this is the right gif
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>>13627993
It's like I get the joke but at the same time I don't really.
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So now that Twilight is an alicorn, do you think her hair will change at all? Maybe with age?
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>>13628009
gotta go fast
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I saw fanart of Shezow and thought it was a humanized bon bon.
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>>13627978
>>13627985
Then Shonen has grown a lot since I stopped reading it.

>>13627996
How can you claim everybody is unlivable if you haven't even watched/read it?
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>>13628010
Yeah, I don't understand it.
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>>13628018
I'm sorry I don't remember the name of every character in a show I don't even like
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>>13628005
If we're going to keep contributing to other generals one after another, when are we gonna get to FOE?
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>>13628013
I doubt it.
She's not even a princess of anything in particular. She's exactly like Cadance before she was queen of the Crystal Empire.
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did anyone read the long moot post about mods and shitposting?

are there any interesting changes besides the increase time between posts?
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>>13628031
is FOE even still around?
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>>13628037
Nothing particurally interesting aside from post timers and how /q/ is apparently gonna retire.
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>>13628037
you should have actually read it, we get a public ban log, though it's truncated and deliberately obscure.

>>13628036
she is the one who keeps the balance in the force
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>>13628036
Cadance was the Princess of Love, at least she had specific powers.
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>>13628042
I don't think its going anywhere any time soon.
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>>13628037
oh yeah, sages don't appear in the email field anymore.
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>>13628037
Do you have a cap of it?
I didn't pay attention, the post timer being long is a little annoying but I can deal with it if it means the couple people here consistently breaking global rule 2 with every post aren't as relentless.
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>>13628042
Yes
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>>13628036

Come to think of it, Cadence has less back story than Celestial and Luna do. We don't even know if she was born into royalty or made, like Twilight.
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>>13628052
You mean like how Twilight is the princess of friendship magic?
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>>13628062
We do actually, since the books are canon.
She was found by Celestia and made a princess for her talents or something like that.
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>>13628058
http://www.4chan.org/news#114

>>13628062
>"this girl has a surge in midichlorians"
>"what"
>"i mean, friendship magic"
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>>13628058
link to it is still at the top of the site
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How would you guys feel about a MLPG podcast?
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>>13628062
Until the show or comics cover it I'm going to go with that shitty storybook. I actually like the idea that she used to be a pegasus and became an alicorn princess the same way twilight did. It adds a bit more poetry to it all and says some awesome shit about what alicorns actually are.
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>>13627912
If it covers her autism, yes.
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>>13628074
Approval only if there's a segment dedicated to proper booping etiquette.
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>>13628074
is that really necessary?
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>>13628074
Why would anyone do that?
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>>13628069

>haven't read any of the comics
>origins are in some of them

Great, what else have I missed?
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>>13628081
shut up emo sparkle. You're not purple enough.
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>>13628074
at this point, probably unnecessary

when the season rolls around, less so, but i still wouldn't go for it
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>>13628081
unf purplebutt unf unf unf
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It's shit.
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>>13628088
Not comics, books
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>>13628089
She finds that offensive.
She's cutting herself just to prove it.
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>>13628088
mares lusting after big mac
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>>13628095
What are curry and anal?
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>>13628081
W-where is her horn?
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>>13628098

>books

What books?
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>>13628069
Let's not have canon wars again, anon.

>>13628062
>Celestia and Luna
>backstory
The little backstory we had in Friendship is Magic is now complicated to say the least after Luna Eclipsed and will probably be even more so after the actual 'backstory' episode in S4
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>>13628081
you can tell if an artist looks at a lot of furry are or used to draw it if they make the back of the legs flat like that
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>>13628088
it was a shitty storybook but the only really interesting thing was that cadence was a pegasus who became an alicorn by tapping into some kind of love magic.

Which I like because it balances well with Twilight becoming an alicorn be digging into some kind of friendship magic.
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>>13628109
Hidden under the anguish of the world.
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>>13628099
unf
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>>13628110
The shitty, horribly written ones that someone who knew the bare minimum about the show's world wrote.
They're canon.
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>>13628099
I like pinkie goth better.
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>>13628110
http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php
They're terrible, don't bother
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>>13628109
Where is Trixie's horn when she puts on her hat?
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>>13628084
>>13628086
>>13628092
It wouldn't be exclusively related to pone, of course

Much like the general itself, we would be covering a broad range of topics, from other cartoons to videogames, TV shows, anime, whatever.

Mainly for fun, of course, we would be taking topics and questions from the general to discuss over, and anyone that felt like joining to bring in their two cents would be welcomed
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>>13628088
You should read the comics because they're great.
The books are not good, but if you'd like some new insight then read them too since apparently they're canon according to the author and Meghan.
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>>13628131
There's a reason the hat is pointed.
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>>13628131
Or Sweetie's when she puts on her helmet.
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>>13628131
In her hat, presumably
But Twilight's horn would at least make a bulge in that hood
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>>13628136
I've always hated comics and the people who read them. They give off such a "lonely neckbeard with bad posture and poor hygiene" vibe to me. I've never met someone, online or off, that read comics and I could stand to have a conversation with for more than 3 minutes.
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>>13628153
How is that different from MLP?
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>>13628135
If you were going to do it,
You should have one different guest anon every cast.
Do some screening before having them on to avoid some obnoxious fucker.
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>>13628153
Mate, we know his trip leaked.
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>>13628146
Wouldn't Trixie's horn make a bulge in her hat? I mean it juts forward just like every other unicorn horn.
But when she puts her hat on it just sort of vanishes.
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>>13628146
Look at this expert.
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>>13628153
You watch the show right?
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>>13628156
saw that shit circling and immediately thought of here

no wonder marker's obsessed with boops
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>>13628156
boop
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>>13628162
Well, of course it would not be a live podcast, those things need some editing in case something goes bad

But yeah, the idea is to have guests in every cast to keep it dynamic and fun
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>>13628118

I kind of like that as well, but assuming there are certain more powerful magics that can be tapped into like friendship and love is opening the can of fanon worms I'd rather not explore.

>>13628128
>ponying at work from my phone
>can't access link until later


Thanks though.
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>>13628165

Magic. Perhaps someday The Great and Powerful Trixie will teach you.
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>>13628171
fluttershy seems scared of the boop
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>>13628171
>not fluttershy dom-booping dash
get boopt kid
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>>13628165
I
I guess in MLP hats open a portal to some kind of hat universe
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>>13628153

not actually me
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>>13628184
>>13628189
get booped shitlords
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>>13628081
Why so Kangaroo?
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>>13628180
Can she make a horse dick disappear?
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>>13628189
>implying Fluttershy could ever be the Dom in a relationship

Your opinion sucks, and you're probably a pretty cool dude.
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>>13628198
You need to pick up a new one.
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>>13628178
Too late. I went there ages ago.
I opened up that can and ate all the worms, and then the can.
>pic related.
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>>13626422
She doesn't.

The pax tayers does.
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>>13628213
>(You)
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>>13628214
>the tax payers does
yeah that money totally shouldn't be going to fund a library.
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>>13628077
It also establishes enough precedent to make it less odd when the other mane 6 become alicorns.
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>>13628219
>(Yes?)
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>>13628214
I guess it is a public library.
Who do you suppose does eviction and repossession services when a pony doesn't pay their taxes?
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kill one marry one fuck one:
- marker pony
- satyr
- bill murray
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>>13628232
repony
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>>13628214
How do ponies get taxed?

Does the tax collector pony come around dressed like Derpy?
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>>13628227
Yeah sure whatever.
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>>13628233
kill satyr marry bill murray and fuck marker pony
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It's almost fall.
Pumpkins, apple cider, weiner roasts, and lots and lots of Jack Daniel's looking out on the park wistfully!
The perfect season.
Now think of your least favorite pony.
How would you stomach going with her on your very favorite autumn activity - like say pumpkin patch picking or a hayrack ride?
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>>13628232
Ponies don't get repo'd, they just pay the difference sexually.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novelization
Where are they, Hasbro?
Where's my book versions of the episodes?
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>>13628128
Didn't realize we had any scans, even if low quality, of that Sunset Shimmer comic preview from SDCC. When did that happen?
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>>13628246
>Dash
I guess?
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>>13628233
Kill Bill Murray, marry satyr, fuck Marker Pony.
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>>13628233
why a satyr? What about a batpony? And is there a satyr of marker pony yet? Hell, come to think of it, has she ever even been humanized or Equestria girl'd? I can't seem to remember any.
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>>13628248
They haven't done that shit since the 80s
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>>13628247
>There are ponies who intentionally don't pay taxes
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>>13628261
>What about a batpony?
Bat pony is already mine, anon
that's why you can't have it
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>>13628240
And you're going to help them, Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13628266
Gasp!
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>>13628233
kill bill murray fuck satyr and marry marker pony
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>>13628244
get that paper out of your mouth you don't know where its been.

why arent you using your hoofgrip, what the fuck stupid pony
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>>13628266
Pinkie Pie doesn't represent any sort of majority anon.
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>>13628261
And yeah, there's an EG Marker Pone.
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>>13628293
>kill bill murray
anon he's contributed a thousand times more to society than you ever will
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>>13628244
How the Hell did you hear about 'Valentine's"?

Has Anon been whispering sweet nothings in your ear again? Shouldn't you be asking her?
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>>13628303
killing him doesn't undo that
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>>13628302
>not anorexic and colorful.
that's just regular humanized.
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>>13628303
How does killing him remove those contributions?
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>>13628303
His time was done before Garfield.
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>>13628303
but he's died first in every zombie movie he's been in!
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>>13628312
Smile did an EG Marker.
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>>13628303
> doing anything all that worth watching since Lost in Translation
> Bill Murray
The fucker queered Ghostbusters III. He's dead to us now.
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>>13628323
better. now we need a batpony, a satyr, and what else?
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>As the credits roll I burst into tears. I have pony and I have Pony but I am not pony.
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>>13628246
>Going to a haunted house in October
>Applejack

She spends the entire time laughing at the dumb gags and fake monsters. She also doesn't find it at all funny when I scream like a little girl and try to cling to her.

She is overall unimpressed with the entire night.

She doesn't call back.
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>>13628323
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>>13628302
> cheese doodles
Goddamn it GR
Those are dangerously cheesy
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>>13628335
now i can never stop imagining surprise having the voice of arnold schwarzenegger
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>>13628233
>Fuck Bill Murray
No one will ever believe you
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>>13628246
but luna in charge of managing the haunted house this year so obviously we're both in costume hiding behind things ready to jump out and scare little ponies that come inside.
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>>13628323
But I made that one ;_;
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>>13628220
Just a benefit being friends with the fucking princess.
And later becoming one herself.
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>>13628355
Come with me if you want to party.
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>>13628359
>scare little ponies that come inside.
The theme is Rainbow Dash, no condoms?
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>>13628302
GR should try drawing a human-Gloomy
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>>13628364
you are the new smile
draw a ponk or your title is forfeit
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>>13628233
Fuck marker, marry satyr, kill Murray, in that order.
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>>13628340
Well if she's your least favorite, no big, right?

>>13628359
Sounds kinda neat. Are you dressed up like Bigfoot?
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>>13628374
I saw this while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtgV9K3fqdc
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>>13628364
I didn't say Smile made that one, now did I? Really, Dooks.
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>>13628378
>Gloomy is as big as Celestia
Money say he will draw her with big knockers.
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>>13628246
>Fluttershy
>Landscape photography
I'd rather not
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>>13628375
no the theme is nightmare night. Rainbows are gay and not scary.
IWTCIRD meme? Come on anon. You're better than this.
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>>13628378
>GR should try drawing a human-Gloomy
Why? all his humans are the same.
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>>13628391
She's not Celestia-sized, she's Big Mac-sized.
And GR is all but incapable of not slapping massive tits onto his manbodies.
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>>13628391
>GR
>not drawing with big knockers
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>>13628393
He's from /mlp/, no he's not better than that.
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>>13628387
No I'm dressed as the man from snowy river.
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>>13628393
>IWTCIRD

What
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>>13628393
>>13628403
Actually I'm from here. I thought it was a funny enough joke, but I guess
> if it's old and busted it's epin meme XDcccc
Pregnancy and STI scares are some A-level shit.

>>13628412
"I want to come inside Rainbow Dash."
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>>13628387
Least favorite doesn't mean I hate her, Chistery.

Affection is not so black and white as all that.

I would still be sad if Applejack didn't like me.
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>>13628403
even by /mlp/ standards that joke is beyond dead. So he should be.

>>13628412
if you don't know you don't want to.
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What does MLPG think of the newest fossil Pokemon?
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>>13628419
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>>13628427
Not pony/10
Wouldn't fuck
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>>13628419
>>>/mlp/
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>>13628427
It sue is a dinosaur.
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>>13628421
Dude, being unimpressed one time doesn't ruin a friendship. "Not calling" typically means you expected her to want another date.

I don't know many people who'd want to date their very least favorite pony.
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>>13628256
Some of the book titles in that one page are a bit more readable. It's a shame that checkerboard stuff is there though.

I know it's kind of shoddy quality, but anyone want the 8 pages dumped here anyway?
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>>13628411
>implying man from snowy river doesn't get all the mares.
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>>13628427
It's either a long-neck or a sharp-tooth.
Those are your choices.
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>>13628447
Sure.
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>>13628447
Go ahead, it'll keep us 'til the Annual is released.
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>>13628438
You forgot "get out, piss."

>>13628429
It's a pretty dead horse. Please let it die in peace, 20% cooler than the ambient temperature of the boat.
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>>13628448
If I were a mare I'd let him ride me.
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So, umm...
Did Twilight Sparkle give consent to having her body physically interfered with by Celestia, and being altered into a princess?
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>>13628450
you only get one choice
sharptooths kill longnecks
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>>13628447

>>13628453
>>13628458
Okay.
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>>13628447
Sure, there's one part in that section that really creates an inconsistency.
>>
I'm watching a japanese chick stream on Nicovideo while she plays Cookie Clicker and casually does other stuff on pc.
If I went back in time and told past me I'd do this I think I would've killed myself.
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>>13628443
Again, Least Favorite doesn't mean I don't like her, I like Applejack! I just like the others more. I wouldn't mind dating AJ. I would just PREFER best pony. See what I mean? AJ is a cool gal.
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>>13628468
When it's time to become an alicorn, it's time. You don't get any further say in it.

Hopefully her friends will all take their transformations graciously.
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>>13628450
>choosing anything but a fucking king T-Rex

The long neck's ability and new attack is pretty cool though.
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>>13628427
Oh boy new Digimon!
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>>13628465
>Be the most dashing cowboy for Nightmare Night
>Carry a saddle around with you
>Ask ponies if they've seen your mare
>Profit
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>>13628476
>The scorched pony also smiles
Heh
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>>13628443
man I wouldn't date even my third favorite pony.
I'd only date Rarity or Twilight
I'd fuck them and a few other ponies tough.
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>>13628468
You don't know much about friendship or magic do you anon?
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>>13628476
All they had to do was not put Twilight Sparkle in there as a filly.
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>>13628383
Have a pank

>>13628390
Anon stop rusing me
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>>13628476
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>>13628502
All I said was that Smile made one.
You connected the dots yourself.
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>>13628481
Sure, but when you say "she doesn't call" that means you pinin', fella.

She might be unimpressed but that doesn't stop her from liking friends who aren't into AAAAPLES. I wouldn't sweat looking like a dork, she seems to get over it pretty easily.
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>>13628491
Well it worked for this guy so why not?
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>>13628505
That last panel is actually really good
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>>13628505
>>
>want to unf to pone
>can't get any privacy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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>>13628505
The scariest thing is that if she continues her studies and grasps for nothing but power, she probably COULD.

>>13628529
Jesus fuck, Celestia, if she's not ready why on Earth would you show it to her? She's not stupid. Even cunning.
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>>13628482
Is this "lol they're all gonna be alicorns by the end!" joke going to be a 'thing' now? Because it's totally not getting old already.

Seriously guys. It's like you're trying to force a meme here. Wtf?
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>>13628529
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>>13628543
> not casting SLEEP on the Secretary
Fuckin' shit-tier writing
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>>13628515
>Go on a date with a girl
>Even a meh/10 girl
>she doesn't call back

Of course I feel a little heartache.
I don't handle rejection well!
I think it makes me like her more because now it's something I've put time into and it's gnawing at my mind.

I want to try again.
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>>13628544
anon it's not healthy to be in denial about the future
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>>13628500
I know much about LESBIAN SHIPING
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>>13628550
I love it when she shows off her wings.
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>>13628554
So you approach all your activities with friends like dates? Yeesh.
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>>13628544
Stop those kinds of posts.
Any halfwit can see they'll be alicorns, if not by the end of S4 then in S5.
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>>13628544
What joke?
>>
>comics
I don't like reading!
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>>13628568
Honestly I kinda hope some of them will refuse.
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>>13628566
price really likes that eye glitter
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>>13628560
Friends don't let friends force memes anon.
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>>13628566
>World domination and you
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>>13628566
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>>13628566
>I "earned" my princessshood, you need to too
>literally keeping the underlings from attaining the same godhood you achieved through luck and being in the right place at the right time
Bitch deserves usurpation
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>>13628577
They'll refuse just like Twilight Sparkle refused.
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>>13628566
Man, I love Price's art style.
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>>13628568
Sure.
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>>13628567
I thought thats what you meant by your little weirdo prompt.

Be more specific next time, jerkass!

This is MLPG where everyone has boners for poners.
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>>13628584
That's all the pages we have for now. Download is on Yayponies.
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>>13628505
Pfff
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>>13628588
are you stupid? She's trying to instill the values of being a good princess
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>>13628566
>Kandor

I wonder what would happen if Price was denied the ability to insert background joke references.

Why don't you just put Equestria in a bottle, Celestia?
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>>13628584
Is Celestia an art collector?
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>>13628591
No but seiously it would be pretty damn cool if some of them refused
I mean it makes almost no sense for AJ and FS to be princesses.
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>>13628584
>one of many
right in the feel...ings
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>>13628608
It really wouldn't fit the show for them to refuse something they can't refuse anyway. It'd be more in line for them to worry about the future, though.
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>>13628603
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>>13628602
Whoa, whoa. Muddling through your favorite activity with LFP didn't really scream "date" to me. Sorry, man.

Didn't mean to bonk your poner boner, Anon.
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>>13628607
Given her status I'm pretty sure she's just given art most of the time. She probably commissions ponies for major events though.
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>>13628500
So friendship and magic is "Let Celestia have her way with you, or it's off to Tartarus to be tortured"?
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>>13628622
>move you ded pones!
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>>13628603
doesnt this mean Sunset is like, twice as old as Twilight
or does going to the human world stop aging?
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>>13628447
>>13628476
>>13628505
>>13628529
>>13628543
>>13628566
>>13628584
>>13628603
I want to like this but it still suffers from all the ridiculousness of Equestria Girls and makes more inconsistencies.
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>>13628631
we brony headcanons.
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>>13628631
friendship is a two way street. You can't become a princess by the power of super friendship magic by being raped against your will. Seriously. That doesn't make any sense.
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>>13628639
Try not to think so hard about it, rediv. It's obvious the writers didn't.
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>>13628640
The backstory is at least interesting though
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>>13628631
That's how ruling works, anon.
You do as you're told.
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>>13628639
I think it means this entire plot thread is poorly thought out.
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>>13628529
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>>13628647
Twilight didn't even know she was becoming a princess or an alicorn before she reappeared in Ponyville.
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gak gak gak
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>>13628658
Same with twilight becoming a princess
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>>13628661
Dammit andy. you need to draw more cute luna too before I have to switch waifus.
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>>13628658
Magic must prevent her from aging, but yes I'm pretty sure she's a bit older than Twilight.
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>>13628584
How do ponies do that?
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>>13628620
Why wouldn't it?
I mean there will be a lot of differences between Twilight's Ascension and the other 5
For one before Twilight they never knew a pony can become an alicorn.
Also Twilight will probably tell them what happened.

This new knowledge kinda change things. I mean for example I could see Rarty trying to hard to become an alicorn now that she knows it's an option.

Also since they would know what would happen when they find themselves in the matrix room they could probably talk with Celestia and refuse. I doubt Celestia would transform them against their will.
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>>13628668
He does the Luna mini
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>>13628679
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
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>>13628663
>implying celestia had any control over the magic and didn't just show up to comfort twilight so she wouldn't be afraid
because maybe she had been there once herself and felt very scared
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>>13628673
>a bit
Twilight didn't even have her cutie mark when this shit happened
Sunset has been longer in the human world than Spike has lived.
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>>13628668
Switch anyway
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>>13628679
You mean micro.
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>>13628688
This.
>>13628678
Celestia isn't even the transformer. She just helps them be at peace before the magic starts. She can't even stop it herself.
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>>13628679
Praises be sung!
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>>13628688
Read the book
Celestia is in charge of this thing.
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>>13628695
Probably.
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>>13628701
It seems as though Celestia initiates it.
That's what this comic implies.
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>>13628704
I have it open in another tab. It doesn't say celestia did it. Just that she was the only one who had been there before. Maybe she made the place for when this happens and made a spell so when an alicorn transformation is triggered they'd be brought there and she'd be altered so she could give them some comfort before it happened.
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>>13628584
>those wings in the first panel
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>tfw no perverted, game/series addicted gf
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>>13628706
Where's a picture of batponies wearing luna shirts and hats squealing like fangirls when you need it?
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From skimming this comic, I'm getting the impression that SS is a boring flat spoiled brat.
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>>13628584
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>>13628721

The page in question. Celestia brings Cadance back and adopts her as her niece, but doesn't cast the spell.

Doesn't say she made the place, either.

And for there to be a book on alicorn transformation, it'd have to have happened before to be written about.
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>>13628736
she should babysit diamond tiara
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>>13628736
spoiler: All of equestria girls is boring, flat spoiled brats
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>>13628736
That's the gist of it.
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>>13628543
They never actually say where the mirror comes from right? This bothers me too much. They clearly know how it works, so why didn't they follow up on it? Like, where did it go to and shit like that.
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>>13628739
right. so it's official. Celestia had no control over twilight becoming an alicorn but went to that place to keep her company and make sure she didn't panic like she's prone to doing.

like a mother at her daughter's graduation.
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GOD, WHY DID I EVER GET INTO THIS FANDOM
PRINCESSES AND HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND SOMBRES
THIS IS TURNING INTO THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER AND I'M TOO INVESTED TO LEAVE
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>the matrix room

I don't remember this.
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>>13628756
Because Equestria Girls is very poorly thought out.
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So why do we care about this?
It contradicts itself so much and has so many plot holes that even Chrysalis looks whole in comparison.
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>>13628756
They never said where the alicorn amulet comes from either.
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>>13628765
And the other mane 6 won't be able to refuse becoming alicorns, either.

But maybe they'll try and Celestia will have to inform them that it's impossible.
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>>13628774
>that pun
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>>13628767
The part where Celestia shows her all her life on huge screens? Really she just chose space instead of boring old white
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>you will never run a quest based on cellular automata, based on your own programming and even physical, custom hardware
>you will never make up every single constant and law of the universe as you sculpt the world
>you will never truly be a god
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why do any of the ponies have to become alicorns anyway

cant it just be twilight and thats it
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>>13628771
We know quit saying the obvious.
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>crisis of infinite equestrias
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>>13628796
Don't make me remember my theoretical computer science high school class
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>>13628797
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>>13628543
>Beware the titans
>Evil origins of Canterlot
>Who was Megan?
I'm liking those books.
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>>13628756
The powerful Crystal Queen Me-ghan commanded that the portal be locked away and a spell made to prevent any more creatures using it to travel there from other worlds, either her own or the darker realms. Her sacrifice was great as she herself left so the spell could be done. But the flaw in the spell was such that rather than prevent foreign beings of other worlds from passing, or ponies from wandering through to dangerous realms, it instead transformed them to suit the world.
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>>13628786
Well then sucks for AJ and FS
Fuck just living a happy family life with your family and fuck living secluded near the forest to take care of animals.
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>>13628813
Yeah, they're fun jokes.
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>>13628805
>how to stop the unicorn uprise
>soylent green recipes
>condestoga(?) cannibalism

I love every little title shot they do.
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guys

why is the hostory of canterlot castle locked inside a dark magic libary?
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>>13628811
>alicorn = lives forever
>having headcanon that shallow
>not knowing that celestia and luna live that long because of their raw elemental power from the sun and moon
>and that twilight and cadence's powers are tied to other, very mortal, individuals.
>and therefore they cannot outlive them.

>not at the very least suspecting twilight might not live through the next movie.
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>tfw the comic reveal that the writers have no clue what they are doing
Season 4 confirmed for shit
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>>13628766
I can't see how people are so surprised and upset.
It's Hasbro, it's ML, it's a show for little girls created to sell toys.
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>>13628830
that shit's like castlevania
mysterious and foreboding

then ponies decided to move in and clean it up
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>>13628805
That would imply Equestria was the whole world.
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>>13628830
Why does the dark magic library have a regular librarian?
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>>13628834
Are you intentionally acting retarded?
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>>13628830
Because it ain't pretty.
NMM's siege is all pink and rainbows compared to all the shit it went trough.
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>>13628842
I don't think you should overthink background book gags.

>Quantum Physics - S. Beckett

Always hoping that the next leap will be the leap home
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>>13628830
Pretty much every country has files about its passed locked away, I'd assume that Equestria has some shit they don't want to be public knowledge (like the mirror), too.
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>>13628843
Because the economy sucks and they had to fire a few ponies.
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>>13628811
Twilight dies in season 4
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>>13628833
>>13628859
>choosing successors that you know won't outlive you
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>>13628846
It's called canterlot because when Equestria was defeated by an evil power that's where they kept and trained and showed off the pony slaves. It was the canter lot. When the uprising came and the evil king was overthrown they former slaves made their capital there.

This all happened between the founding of equestria and nightmare moon.
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>>13628811
>>13628833
>>13628859
guys

the first part of the question was if twilight will be immortal

she didn't negate that part
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>>13628811
>>13628833
Alicorns only die if their death is Just or Heroic.
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pony fused all of your good demons together in SMT and saved
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>>13628864
>choosing successors
No one ever did that
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>>13628864
>successors
pls.
How do you think she has that nephew? There have been other alicorn princesses in the last 1000 years. Don't you remember the hearts and hooves story?

Then again, I wonder if when one member of that couple died the other's heart corrupted and he became a dark shadow, enslaving his crystal subjects.
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>>13628810
>tfw you don't do math because you know it well and it's easy, but because it's hard and makes you think a different way
>tfw you research any news that interests you by yourself
>tfw you get lost in wikipedia articles every sunday, trying to find out more about charm quarks, orbital periods and exactly how Alan Turing was gay
>tfw you try spiritual exercises and ESP not because it has been proven, but because it hasn't been disproved
>tfw you are into ponies because you want to meet new people, learn new techniques and think about every little, inconsequential thing to know why and how it happened, and how to reproduce it
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>>13628891
Or if it suits the plot apparently ecause seriously what is Celestia even creating a successor FOR? I mean, obviously it's a plan ot try and get a new ruler around, but why exactly would she need a new ruler when there a two perfectly semi-immortal ones already around?
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>>13628894
Pony was mysteriously found murdered in a dumpster the next evening.
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>>13628881
She didn't confirm it either. And it's a silly thing to assume. No one said alicorns were immortal. We only know that two specific alicorns have lived for a long time.

so why make up nonsense theories like "they'll all be alicorns and/or immortal" when not even the writers are that dense.
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>>13628910
Because they are going to wage war against the griffon kingdom soon and need someone who will rule over the conquered lands
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>>13628833
My headcanon is that there are different tiers of Alicorns.
Celestia and Luna are the only true alicorns and the only ones that have all the superpowered shit
Twilight and Cadence are just unicorns with wings slapped on or pegasuses with a horn glued on.
Other than that they are normal ponies with normal lifespans
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Will we ever get an MLP movie that's actually about ponies?
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>>13628915
Yeah, but if Twilight lives at least as long as Celestia, that'd be over 1000 years. If she's not going to outlive her friends, they have to have a way to live as long as she does.
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>>13628923
Judging from Magic Duel, Alicorns will have at least somewhat of an increase in magical power, even if it might not bring them on the same level as Luna and Celestia
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>>13628910
>sly what is Celestia even creating a successor FOR?
Simple
She doesn't
There is never mentioned that Celestia is creating successors. That's just stupid.
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>>13628926
Hasbro has to think of new toy designs for it to revolve around first
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>>13628910
One ruler, cadence wasn't born yet and luna was still innamoon. Maybe she wanted a backup plan in case some villain got lucky one day.
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>>13628926
No.
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>>13628932
Celestia took Twilight Sparkle as an apprentice to train her as her successor.
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>>13628926
I'd be surprised if we didn't get at least one.
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>>13628932
>There is never mentioned that Celestia is creating successors.
Pretty sure Anon mentioned it because that's what Lauren had in mind.
Not like it matters anymore since she dropped out.
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>>13628936
It can be all about Pinkie doing her taxes for all I care as long as they're all still ponies.
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>>13628932
So why the fuck does she need twilight to acend for?
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>>13628931
Not really.
The amulet can be symbolic.
Alicorn Ammulet
Alicorn is the material a unicorn's horn is made of
Celestia and Luna are also alicorns.
So an amulet that greatly increases your magic powers would have that kind of name.

Twilight said that she could do spells high level unicorns did. Not Alicorns. Unicorns.

We'll just have to wait.
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>>13628923
so doesn't that just mean that 'alicorn' isn't what makes the sisters special. Something like

Great power == alicorn, long life, flowy hair
alicorns =/= great power, long life, flowy hair, tall stature

and that they would of course be alicorns given the nature of their power, but its the power that give them the other things, not being an alicorn.
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>>13628931
or it could be that you become an alicorn by reaching a certain level of magic in a certain way, and being an alicorn isn't what makes you that powerful
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>>13628949
Because fuck you
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>>13628940
Never said in the show. Actually all we know is that Celestia was looking for a bearer of the Element of magic. That's it.

>>13628949
How the hell should I know.
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>>13628949
she doesn't. but it's so great that twilight has come so far. She just loves that her student has been able to unlock such great power on her own and solve and ancient riddle.

No one said she planned for that. Or that she was training her replacement. That conclusion jumping.
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twilight sparkle is celestia's apprentice
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>>13628978
She probably knew it was coming soon but not that some old riddle would do it. I figure once you reach the level cap you go alicorn, then it's all prestige levels from there. Twilight just got power leveled by her friends.
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>>13628960
I was thinking more along the lines
>Celestia and Luna are the only natural alicorns
>They defeated Discord, you know embodiment of chaos by each wielding 3 elements of Harmony
>they become rulers
>because of this alicorns become symbols of leadership and power

It's like a crown. It means nothing but it symbolizes leadership and power. Cadence and Twilight are made alicorn to show their status as princesses but could have nothing to do with their actual power.

Again this is just my headcanon. I doubt this will ever be addressed in the show.
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>>13629006
Yes. And? An apprentice doesn't always replace, and is often just trained so they can go off on their own.
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>>13629006
Apprentice != successor in making
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Guys it's like this.
>Age spells exist in Equestria
>But only high level unicorns can use it
>High level unicorns can't use it on themselves however
>In order for Celestia to live forever, she must raise a unicorn to a certain level of skill so he/she can use the age spell on her
>Twilight took this position
>Now that Luna's back they can proceed to do the same for eachother, removing the need for a faithful student
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>>13629020
>>13629028
i didn't say that

i said that twilight sparkle is celestia's apprentice
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>>13629013
I always had the headcanon that after 1000 years with celestia the words alicorn and princess have become synonymous to the ponies.
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>>13629040
Isn't Twilight surprised when Celestia addresses her as Princess? If Alicorn and Princess were synonymous she would have known that she was royalty now.
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Rainbow Dash is going to be the coolest alicorn.
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>>13629028
>not ending your apprenticeship by killing your master
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>>13629037
or you just need to be really powerful to do it. The alicorn amulet is really powerful, for are celestia and luna. Twilight though isn't as powerful as that.

And some unicorns who aren't alicorns can still attain that power through other means and live a long time, like sombra.
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>>13629056
Sith pls
You're faggots
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>>13629056
Sith please.
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>>13629047
Well of course she'd be surprised. She barely had time to register that she had wings and the implications of that. She had a lot of confusing things going on and suddenly someone calls her a princess.
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>>13629047
She still hadn't finished processing that she was an alicorn.
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>>13629067
>>13629069
And people get annoyed that she didn't go full Aragon and asked her friends to not bow.
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>>13629065
I've never seen any star wars
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>>13629051
What's she shy for?
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>apprentice as horse
>become alicorn

boooring, a true test would be to pit all the ponies against each other, gaining strength through each decapitation and then ascending to the title of alicorn.
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applejack will be the first alicorn to wear a stetson
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>>13629107

pfff, mudponies can't be alicorns, they're not even HALF of a fucking alicorn.
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>>13629100
>no twilycorn impregnation clopfics
:(
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>>13629100
HEY TWILIGHT
HEY
TWILIGHT
HEY
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>>13629111
bow down before your apple princess
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>>13629107
alicorns can't wear stetsons. Don't be retarded. They only wear crowns and tiaras. That's why twilight's the only alicorn.
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>>13629089
You just complimented her.
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>>13629114
NEVER
I'M ONLY LOYAL TO THE UNICORN ALICORNS
I'LL NEVER BOW DOWN TO THE EART PONY ALICORN REPUBLIC NOR TO THE PEGASUS ALICORN KINGDOM
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>>13629111
Waifufaggotry in the thread will become even more entertaining when one after the other pony turns into an alicorn
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>>13629122
I don't think a compliment from a skinny brown neckbearded guy who thinks he's a girl would mean too much to her.
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>>13629117
Seeing as the elements seem to just be the big stones and not the entire piece, they could just pluck each of them out and put them on a tiara as necessary.
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>>13629127
best ship.
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Why ain't y'all royally breedin'?
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>>13629124
What makes you think celestia isn't an earth pony alicorn?
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>>13629112
I didnt know I wanted this until now.
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>>13629145
Because I think she is a natural born Alicorn
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The element neclaces are upside down tiaras.
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>>13629140
They're nice sisters.
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>S4
>"don't worry, twily will still be the same old twily"

Even if the best case scenario left all her royal duties out, it will still be awkward as fuck to have her in episodes with her crown and wings. She's gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
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>>13629139
well there's the biggesst argument against the "they're all alicorns" thing. Only twilight's was a crown.

And for all the "she wont' outlive them so they'll all be alicorns" people, why haven't they considered that an alicorn who's magic is friendship would be circulating that magic through her friends, so if she loved forever so would they. Alicorn or not.
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>tfw leave for work in the morning then come home to the same thread
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>>13629142
I'm not a prince and being unemployed sort of screws with baby-raising plans.
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>>13629145

>word of god
>natural born alicorns
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>>13629142
Because I will never reach my Princess
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>>13629166
But you're already there. You made it back.
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>>13629124
>Earth pony alicorn republic
>Pegasus alicorn kingdom
What are the Unicorn Alicorns in charge of?
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>>13629140
No, this is the best ship
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>>13629148
>two unicorn sisters
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>>13629152
you forgot that she's also taller than the rest of her friends now
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http://ask-twibra.tumblr.com/post/61422603767/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-sperglord
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>>13629176
>she's also taller than the rest of her friends now
SHOW'S OVER
SHE'S TALLER GUYS
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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>>13629176

Ugh, this shit is gonna be so awkward.
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>>13629175
That was said when they were depicted as alicorn and were alicorns.
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>>13629176
o rlly?
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>>13629171
I found a rock yesterday which had a horn-like looking pattern on it
It didn't cut the dimensions ;_;
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>>13629164
What's that got to do with anything?
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>>13629184
they were also depicted with light blue and pink hair.
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>>13629181

>cherry picking

She's taller, will walk around with her crown all the time as was seen in the movie and has wings, which she'll be using all the time as well.

Twily is the elephant in the room.
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>>13629176
Sometimes I feel like everyone in here has legit OCD.
>"Oh no, she's a few pixels bigger! Normally you won't see it but if I take a screenshot and draw the lines on it it is clearly visible!"
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>>13629180
I bet this anon is from here.
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>>13629180
but it IS self-insert bullshit
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>>13629172
Principat and Empire at the same time
Rarity liked to be called empress so she made it an empire
Twilight disagreed and said that since they are princesses it should be a principate. Also they didn't fit the definition of an empire
Rarity countered and said that there's a Crystal Empire that's made up by a small city and one single race of ponies.

After a lot of arguing they agreed to call it both.
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>>13629183
>>13629185
>>13629201
It'll get better when they get her height.
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>>13629201
Are you saying they'll go back to the cherry farm and twilight will use her long horn to spear cherries off the trees?
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>>13629192
That reddish eye looks legit creepy. Like she's infected with some deadly disease.
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>>13629192
>not having enough finances to care for your children without State intervention
>still breeding anyway
I'm not sure why I expected an Earthie to understand.
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>>13629203
actually it's pretty clearly visible judging from MMC and the pony scenes in EQG
I'm just pointing out that they clearly want Twilight to stand out as being special amongst the other main characters, there's no real case to deny that
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>>13629220

>spear cherries

Nigga do you even fucking applebuck season? She can pull all that shit off the tree at once
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>>13629199
And later Celestia had green hair. And another time she had blue hair.

Yeah okay fine.
That was said in the S1 pillots
S1 was under the complete supervision of Lauren
Lauren said that they were born Alicorns.

Look we could go like this for a while and no one would win. Lets just leave this and wait till the show addresses this It probably won't
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>>13629201
>and has wings, which she'll be using all the time as well.
Yes, and this is truly awful. There is no other character with wings so far, it totally won't fit with the rest of the show at all.
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>>13629233
>I'm just pointing out that they clearly want Twilight to stand out as being special amongst the other main characters, there's no real case to deny that

Oh, I'm not denying that Twilight is special. But that was always obvious, starting with the very first minutes of Season 1 when we find out that she's Celestias star pupil.
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>>13629241

>hurrr dosh flies everywhere it's cool guys

You're missing the fucking point, they're dumping this uber main character in with the rest of the average joes. She's gonna stick out.
>>
are there drawfags here?
if so, have you ever reached a point where you just didn't want to do it anymore even if you have time for it and do other things just to avoid drawing at all? if so does it go away at some point?
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>>13629235
>Not wanting to eat cherries off her horn.
What are you, gay?
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>>13629249
And when the show turned from being Twilight's friendship lessons to all the characters writing letters to Celestia in season 2?
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>>13629254
She always did.
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I don't care if Twilight flies some but I'd prefer if she still teleports around a lot. It's part of her visual character, like Rainbow flying around casually even if it's just to hover.
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>>13629180
> I’m aspergic myself, and i think the idea of sombra and twilight together is a good idea.
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>>13629262
She would see that I'm not decent
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>>13629254
She was always like that. She was always above her friends.
Even regarding the EoH she had a special significance
>Her friends represent qualities needed for a friendship
>Twilight is magic
>Magic is friendship
Twilight represented friendship itself. Her friends only qualities needed for a friendship.
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>>13629212
Truth be told they might just have her holding her neck higher given that it'd be hard to see her wings otherwise

What's the point in adding pretty Allicorn wings when you can't see it through her mane?
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>>13629267
She really didn't.
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>>13629280
Ponies are hardly decent.
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>>13629265
they're all celestia's students now

foreshadowing
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>>13629259
>if so does it go away at some point?
Not if you don't want it to
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>>13629292
Ponies always look nice.
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>>13629267

>she always did

I'm speaking purely outside of the big two parter episodes where she comes out on top. She was an average looking unicorn that could cast good spells. Now she's built up to be this super unique physical embodiment of magic. If you try to have her mingle with her friends, she's going to stick out bad, especially with the crown.