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Do You Think Neckties Are Sexy Edition

popped collars >>13604414
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>love
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60 second counters suck.
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>>13608170
The answer is yes
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>barehoofers
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Absolutely
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>>13608187
Yeah this is some shit
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1 - Fluttershy
2 - Rover
3 - Discord
4 - Gilda
5 - Big Mac
6 - Spike
7 - Rover
8 - GG
9 - Celestia
0 - Rover
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>>13608197
Your cookies taste terrible,anon.
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>>13608200
dubs: MLPG decides
oppai loli Sweetie Belle
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>>13608198
Oh the zoomanity!
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>>13608207

Rejected

tonight is my doge husbando
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>>13608170
in all honesty ponies don't really have that good of a fashion sense.

Rarity just thinks she can throw a few gems on a skirt and suddenly its the best thing ever.
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>>13608204
>2013
>playing boopcraft
Only colts and fillies play that shit.
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>>13608210
That roll was fixed, there were 3 rovers in that lineup.
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>>13608211
Just like real fashion.
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>>13608220

Which was 7 less than I wanted
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Comfy pony is comfy
Also this is my pony back the fuck off
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>>13608227
huh i guess your right...
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>>13608194
pone should go around bare-hoofed more often.
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>>13608236
You can have yellow one, I want Scootaloo
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>>13608236
>wanting a 2.3 dog with a dick with hair extension

good god, take her and hide her somewhere we can't see her anymore, please.
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>>13608245
>barehoofed
>feet with toes
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>>13608245
Those aren't hooves... Those aren't hooves at all!
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>>13608248
>a 2.3 dog with a dick with hair extension
I'm sorry?
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>>13608030
>>13608042
I prefer Applebloom/DT

>Babs kicks the crusaders out of their clubhouse
>"Well gals, looks like it's all ours now!"
>Diamond Tiara looks it over admiringly
>"Well what do you know. This is actually pretty impressive coming from THOSE three."
>"Yeah, way I heard it, it was rottin' away 'till my cuz came along and fixed things up."
>"APPLEBLOOM did all this? W-Wow, she's so talented~"
>"I-I mean, I suppose if that, uh, loser was good at anything it would be, um, manual labor, r-right?"
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>>13608236
>>13608247
The best one is all mine then
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>>13608245
I don't have a huge foot fetish, but every now and then some pictures like this arouse me inexplicably.
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thick
leathery
soles
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>>13608254
Sure they are! don't you know what hooves look like?
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>>13608257
hnnnnnnnnnng
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>>13608255
Deal with it, nerd.
>>13608260
that's not twilight.
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>>13608257
They can double date!
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>>13608262
You have a twilight fetish.
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>>13608272
>doesn't explain what he meant
okay loser
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Fleshlight Sparkle
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>>13608286
What part of 2.3 deog with a dick with hair extension don't you understand?
What part of "bayakuu hykee!" don't you understand?
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>>13608285
Perhaps...
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>>13608293
English dude
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>>13608297
>not speaking goblin
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>>13608290
needs regular maintenance to prevent malfunctions.
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>>13608273
Oh gosh that's cute.
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Let's talk about bronies.

First up: Pokéhidden
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>>13608318
no
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Good evening MLPG
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>>13608318
>using è in pokehidden
litterally worse than hitler.
also
>tfw no 1.5
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doing art thing now

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13608273

I would date you <3
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>>13608333
W-would you anon? I'm very shy...
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>>13608325
>1.4 came out literally more than half a year ago
>1.5 status: TBA

The fact he made BfE is the absolutely only reason I even give a shit about that wretch. His art is shit, his maturity is nonexistent and he's worse than the usual bawww cow. And now, he can't even do anything else than terrible art of pokemon OCs fucking.
The typical brony artist.
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>>13608337
I would lay my eggs inside you~
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>>13608341
He's something like 16. Were you mature at his age?
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>>13608341
He quit on the game because of the C&D on mane6
He only does pony art on commission
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>>13608347
No, he's 19. He fucked Tiarawhy when underage, though.
I'm also pretty damn sure I wasn't crying my ass off on random websites over absolutely bumfuck nothing 24/7 when I was 16.
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>>13608345
R-Really?

Is that you Chrysalis anon?
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>>13608358
>he fucked tiarawhy
Bullshit.
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>>13608360
Yes.

m-maybe
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>>13608358
>He fucked Tiarawhy when underage
Source on this now fucker
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>>13608361
Go and ask him yourself or whatever, both had posts 'confirming it' a year ago.
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>>13608363
You keep your filthy eggs away from my waifu
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>>13608363
I like you lots
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>>13608358
do you think somebody would really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>pinkiequest will never be finished
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>>13608372
>Go and ask him yourself
I would rather die
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>>13608355
>quitting because of C&D
no, no, C&D only stops people who are looking for an excuse to stop anyways.
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>>13608355
>oh no I might get a letter at some point telling me to stop, better stop before receiving that letter
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>>13608399
Well, it's like the first step in getting sued. If they went on with it they would have to prove they're doing a parody at their own expense.
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>>13608257
>>13608270

>Silver Spoon starts poking around in drawers
>"Hey look, they've got a scrapbook!"
>Everyone crowds around
>They poke fun at pictures of the crusaders getting into trouble, or their awful outfits from the talent show.
>Eventually get to the wedding pictures.
>"Woah, is this the royal wedding? My cuz was at that?"
>"Ugh. TWO of them were. We were so jealous. Right, DT?"
>"Uh, yeah! Right!"
>While the other two talk about the wedding, Diamond Tiara surreptitiously pockets the photo of Applebloom in her flower girl dress.
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You know, assuming Hasbro follows up with the litigation.
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>>13608407
Yeah, but stopping before getting a C&D is moronic, if you get a C&D and stop afterwards there are no complications whatsoever.
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>>13608399
Quitting because of "danger of C&D" is for incredibly vapid people who can't think for themselves.
Pokéhidden is one of them.
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>>13608412
Oh I thought you were talking about Mane6, my bad.

Though I'm pretty sure he said he's still working on Banned from Eqd. He changed his mind within the same week I thought.
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>exploring the new MLPG minecraft server
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>>13608416
I don't disagree that pokehidden quit because of shitty reasons

But I can completely understand someone not wanting to spend a ton of time and effort on something that Hasbro is just going to come along and squash eventually anyway.

I really doubt they care about some cheap flash game animated on the fucking DS or something though
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>>13608207
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>>13608422

>minecraft
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>>13608422
I really wish current Seikamod was less broken and had more features. I played there for a bit, but the mod is so buggy I just don't feel like playing.
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>>13608422
>minecraft

why bring it up
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>>13608426
Then there's the fact that you don't even release the source code for it at all
Which multiplies the sheer stupidity by a factor of 60
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>>13608422
Aww, the CMC houses are actually really cute.
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>>13608435
There's a vanilla MLPG server too.
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>>13608447
Vanilla is boring though
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http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/post/55323152200

He never quit, he's just going super slow.
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>>13608422
>minecraft mlpg
>minecraft
>mlpg

Anon if I can't nodus and kill people who already have nodus, there's no sense in playing minecraft.
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>>13608451
>8 months and still TBA
Holy shit, that's worse than SQUAD, Valve and Datarealms official Soon™ time combined.
It'll never be done.

Also >he actually got upset over someone politely asking him why didn't end it yet
The stupidity never ends.
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>>13608465
im[/spoiler] >ply ing
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>>13608461
Nodus?
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>>13608465
I feel bad for him more than anything really. His art is cute all things considered, he just need to not let people get under his skin so bad.
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>>13608451
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>>13608473
ya >fucked up
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http://i.imgur.com/Oegd4BG.jpg
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>>13608473
fuck >no
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>>13608479
But his art isn't cute. It might've been cute if its awfulness didn't shade my eyes a hue of FUCKING TERRIBLE.
And people never got under his skin. He's stupid self-sufficiently, and if anything, he chose to believe all that dumb bullshit they serve him from all sides, especially that his art is "great".
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>>13608480
Studying for a test tomorrow. I wish I could go to sleep.
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>>13608478
It's a hacked client, technically the only good thing that it can give you is xray, radar and forcefield, because they're the only thing that aren't blocked by the servers' anti-cheat addons.

Everyone uses hacked clients and thus, you get on with the times.
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what is a "selfie" ?
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>>13608500
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>>13608495
His art would be pretty cute if he didn't insist on making everything into weird pedo porn.
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>>13608498
>have test in 3 hrs, 20.
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>mfw being the most pathetic and hated person here
I'm not one of the tripfags just a person MLPG loves to hate
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>>13608500
cumshot on yourself while in the bathroom holding a camera.
Wait, I think I got that wrong...
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>>13608465

>pokehidden
>in charge of not reacting to bronies
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>>13608513
Can I get a hint of who you are? Because I probably don't hate you.
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>>13608513
HI Roos Bcs Hateanon Fanfictionanon.
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>>13608511
I feel your pain.
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>>13608521
you just had to, anon
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>>13608498
Aww..

Good luck with it then!
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>>13608506

>Failbook

FTFY
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>>13608498
STUDY HARDER
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>>13608513

I don't hate you
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>>13608506
I love this one.
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>>13608513
If you're ross then I wish you'd just take our criticisms and not just plug your ears
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>>13608531
Ehhhhhh Screw it.

It's time for bed. I need some sleep. I'll study in the morning.

Goodnight Twilight.
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>>13608540

>posting that goddamn purple hellspawn

I wish I could kill Twilight Sparkle off for good
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ur a faget
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>>13608558
0chin
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>>13608564
And I'd protect her from the insane murderous anon.
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>>13608550

dat ass
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http://i.imgur.com/pRinbSb.jpg
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>>13608573
Is that Snip's magic?
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>>13608571

with what weapon?
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>>13608521
I'm the guy who hates satyrs,batponies,fetishtext,contributor discussion and gay shit
I'm the guy who posts armor and takes a stance against drugs
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http://i.imgur.com/ZGJtKfy.gif
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>>13608586
.50 cal and combat shotty
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>>13608580

cute
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>>13608589
Oh, never mind, I do hate you.
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>>13608589
You're the only one here who annoys me
I'm sorry
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>>13608589
It's not that we love to hate you, but that you make it very easy for us.
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>>13608571
>>13608586
>>13608595
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>>13608589
>>13608589

>can't discuss myself
>not liking batponies

yep I hate you
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>>13608596
Cuter than Twilight.
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>>13608592
Should not unf.
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>>13608595

You're on, let's go.
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>>13608612

>cuter than the purple hellspawn

yep
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>>13608589
I think you cause enough shit to earn a name
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>>13608617
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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>>13608612
Bullshit.
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we ded
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>>13608612
well shit that's adorable
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>>13608589
i dont hate you i just don't understand why you post so much about disliking drugs when no one is going to change their opinion
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>>13608563
Oh, goodnight!
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>>13608598
>>13608600
>>13608601
>>13608608
>>13608623
I am not sorry
I am a stereotypical brony
And I live off of autismbux
Celesticord
>>13608633
If I could that's great if I didn't then that's awful.
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>>13608623

I agree.
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>>13608627
It is the truth
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>>13608635
>>13608563
Jesus christ just fuck already
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>>13608633

>responding to this shit

this is literally the reason that he does it, retard.
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>>13608635
I want to pet Twilight on the cheek.
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>>13608630

so is what you posted
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>>13608635

Goodnight!
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>>13608641
I do it regardless if someone replies or not
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>>13608633
the only reason he continues is because someone responds
he's that needy of attention
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>>13608639
You rshit taste is the truth.
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http://i.imgur.com/eLGQXUX.gif
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>>13608645
oh good
I want to keep posting adorable things
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>>13608644

mmmmm me too
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Remember >rape was a thing
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>>13608654

shut up anon

>>13608657
>http://i.imgur.com/eLGQXUX.gif
lyra is a very bouncy pony
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>>13608657
...I'd fuck it
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>>13608670
I remember how stupid it was and how I never liked it.
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>>13608670

>not greentexting in the middle
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>>13608657
what
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>>13608657
What if you go to Equestria, but instead of ponies, it's just anthro?
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>>13608654
It's not for attention anon, it's because I like doing it
I'm the bird that's just far close enough to be heard chirping but too far to scream it away
If people ignore me I'll just continue you posting
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>>13608678
I love them for their personalities

and their boobs
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>>13608674

same here
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>>13608671
No you shut up
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>>13608678
I suppose I'd eventually get used to it.

As long as their personalities are the same.
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>>13608678

no
>>
Is anyone's quick reply broken?
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>>13608678
What if you go to Equestria and 1 in 10 ponies is anthro, and none of the ponies act like its anything out of the ordinary?

What if you started to notice more and more of them? Anthros that looks familiar, like you're pretty sure you saw a pony that looked a lot like that just a couple days ago
>>
Man I love drugs.
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>>13608684
>>13608687
What if it was the same personality, but in a grotesque, bizarre body?
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>>13608689
refresh.
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>>13608657
That poor Lyra, I bet her chest is sore from flopping around those flesh bags.
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>>13608697
Unf
Maybe
Depending on the body
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>>13608680

It's not your posts that irritate me, it's the fact that I'm sharing this space with a majority poster base that is too retarded to just ignore you and lets your posts shit up and dominate the thread every single fucking time, over and over again. If you're the bird, MLPG is the autistic toddler that starts screeching and spreading its own shit all over itself every time the bird chirps.

I honestly don't know why I still come here. This place hasn't been good for years now, and at this point is pretty much 50% /mlp/ posters, people like you that literally just sit on here 24/7 saying shit to get a reaction and shitpost, and people who say shit like "lel" without a hint of self-awareness.
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>>13608657
background ponies is my fetish
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>>13608697
There is a line, anon.
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>>13608704
No, like, describe what you find hideous. Now put a pone personality in it.
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What should I get for my dad for a birthday present?
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>>13608686

no u
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>>13608705
>too retarded to just ignore you
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>>13608708
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>>13608690

please no
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>>13608692
>24/7
Hey now I'm not here between 8:00 AM - 3:00 PM because sleep.
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Goodamnit why hasn't orteil updated the game yet
I need dungeons
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>>13608690
This sounds like a horror movie.
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>>13608705

top lel
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>>13608716

Like I said, he's fine in my book. The rest of you retards are the problem. This entire conversation STARTED because he made a non sequitur post about how he gets SO MUCH ATTENTION for being a shitposter, and I know without even having to look that that got more replies than any topic in the last hour or so. Past that point, it's fair game to discuss how retarded people are for replying to this horseshit.
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>>13608714

a bad dragon dildo
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>>13608720
would
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>>13608731
would
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>>13608730
Don't be cheap, give hima good dragon dildo.
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>>13608728

simpbly epic :^))))
>>
Rarity leading you about with a magical grip or hand, human is fine too on your dick, lightly jacking you off. "You're a dirty boy, and I simply detest getting dirty. Fortunately for you, though, I don't mind getting a little *filthy*."
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>>13608729

top lel
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>>13608724
obviously meant to reply to
>>13608705

>If I ignore it he'll go away
I won't

You wanna know a secret to keep someone who geniunely doesn't like something to go away?
Discuss the things he doesn't like, yelling in a puddle is easy, yelling in a wave is not.

Oh and by the way I'm BlenderBro for your AGDG guys
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>>13608743
That's not arousing in the slightest.
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>>13608743

........go on
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>>13608743
meh
Add another fetish
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>>13608746

This is the third time that I've had to repeat that I don't give a shit if you go away.
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>>13608743
Yeah, no.
Fuck you.
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>>13608746

>yelling in a puddle is easy, yelling in a wave is not

nice
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>captcha incom sumpone

PONE INCOMING
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>>13608754

You're the dom in the relationship aren't you?
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>>13608753
You gave a shit enough to reply, which means you do give a shit enough to make a reply which is more than enough for me to continue posting.
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>>13608746
What the hell is a AGDG?
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>>13608760
I've always had a nasty reaction to being controlled or the thought of being controlled.
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>>13608762

>posting best pone

continue
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>>13608768
Amateur Game Developer General, the person who created Cookie Clicker is from that general.

Needless to say no one likes talking about him.
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>>13608773
Because he invented cocaine?
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>>13608769

Hypnosis is definitely NOT your fetish then
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>>13608751
Rarity putting her hair up, slipping into something beautiful and soft, lighting a few candles, pouring some wine, and waiting for you to get home. She's an independent fashion designer-- she's not exactly rolling in cash. But so what? Who needs a night on the town when you can spend a night in?
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>>13608773
Jealous, I understand.
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You know what I need more of?
Pictures of Chrysalis like this, with freaky monstrous features and stuff

I have a few but not enough
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SLINGING DOPE AND THROWING UP GANG SIGNS
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>>13608780
No.
I'd say not.
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>>13608769

this would be the worst reality to exist in
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>>13608773

I feel your pain but I can't reveal who I am or the thread will explode into shitposts the moment I throw my real tripcode on.

I'm also an amateur gamedev and oh my god gamers are just the most self-entitled pricks you'll even meet demanding every single feature and everything for free.

The Steam forums are a fucking nightmare.
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>>13608773
why? he's "the one who made it".
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>>13608789
Dinofag pls
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>>13608783

I'm on it!!
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>>13608783
This I can do.
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>>13608789
>I'm also an amateur gamedev
Are you 14 or something? I thought everyone over that age understood that making games would be idiotic.
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>>13608790
Jealousy and he's an asshole.
>>13608789
Are you that guy who developed that side scrolling game?
25$? and it had a kickstarter?
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>>13608783
>You will never watch the Knights of the Long Night march their slow, grim way into Chrysalis' hive to destroy the creature in her lair
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>>13608783
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>>13608793

...Who?

That's the first time I've ever been called THAT.
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>>13608783
Fuck I need to sort my shit out
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>>13608783
I like the more monstrous characters.
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>>13608799
>he's an asshole
doesn't seem like that to me. He seems a very cool dude both on his tumblr and the cookie thread.

Hell, he even refuted microtransactions in exchange of moeny for cookies even if it's full fo idiot who'd buy them.
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>>13608783
We need this, but sexually related
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>>13608798

Uh, no, but I can't reveal my age, it's a dead giveaway.

>>13608799
No, but keep on guessing.... you'll get there eventually. Heh. I wonder to whom you are referring? I honestly don't know.
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>>13608807
It would be pretty fucking awesome to command a swarm like that, of that size.
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Fucking bugfags.
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>>13608789

>people want things and complain if they don't get them or have to work for them

WOW-WEE. Deal with it, like everyone else on the planet does. Bitching about bitching gets nobody anywhere.
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>>13608807

Me too.

>>13608810
I started to draw it, but I can't do my mental images justice. Would you like a story instead?
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>Chrysalis
I like to imagine she can quickly grow armor like so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgWAoINWir0
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>>13608810
I love this concept
http://imgur.com/0T1J8OJ
Could be more extreme
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>>13608818
That'd be just fine.
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>>13608810

well, there's always the vaginal claw.
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>>13608816

fuck off shitposter
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>>13608820
Could bebut this is fine with me tooI just wish there was more besides this pic
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>>13608819
I wish I could do that.
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>>13608823
Vaginal claws/suckers are hot.
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Holy christ look at what I just found

http://www.f-list.net/c/Gillou
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>>13608811
That one guy who had a kickstarter and AGDG got up in arms about the pricing and stuff and then we generally forgot about it over time.
I forgot the name of the game really.

Are you the BOLT guy? Are you that guy with the 2d shooter about shooting skeletons and such?
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>>13608830
That's the only really good one
But this is fucking adorable
http://imgur.com/zJDRHyc
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>trying to post Chrysalis images
>ones I want to post are in the cheeselegs image dump
Grah.
>file too large
Dammit.
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>>13608821

>Chrysalis smiles at you, her jaw unhinging with a clattering sound and her eyes glowing with an evil green light.
>her jaw parts with an audible clicking and green goo drips from her mouth as she leans forward to engulf your penis, her long flexible tongue winding around the shaft
>She maintains eye contact with you wordlessly, her horn lighting up slowly with an emerald aura as her magic caresses your entire body, enveloping it in warmth and sending you afloat in an ocean of pleasure
>You close your eyes, and the sensation of her inner throat is bizarre but comforting, hundreds of tentacles massaging you intimately, leaving you gasping and choking for more.

>"Is it good?" she projects to you telepathically. "Do you want more?"
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>>13608840
I imagine she and her changelings could transform into some pretty terrifying abominations to crush their enemy/prey's morale in an instant.
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That's enpugh mlpg for today.
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>>13608838

No, that's not me either.......
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>>13608837
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>>13608853
Hint
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>>13608840
Changelings are a manifestation of Slaanesh; the Nightmare force is a manifestation of Nurgle; Discord is a manifestation of Tzeentch. God help us the day we find the manifestation of Khorne.
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>>13608858

Zonesama.
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>>13608861
I wish I could see it.
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She would make a good boss battle, no?
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Spanking sunbuns.
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>>13608854
I like big mouths and I cannot lie

You motherfuckers can't deny
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>>13608844
hot
http://imgur.com/hNaiA6o
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>>13608866

What is he from? He's pretty fucking rad.
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>>13608861
So Sombra would be, what, some other chaos beast?
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>>13608862
FUCKING WHAT
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>>13608869
Holy shit. We don't have any art of this.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY ART OF THIS.
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>>13608867
Probably have minions with her fighting. They'd have a gimmick where they mimic your party member's moves. Chrysalis herself can charm party members, and in turn make her stronger.
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>>13608867
yes, but not as good as a well-done Sombra.

"I SEE YOU"
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>>13608873
What, you mean a berserker? Dawn of War.

I'm partial to the Necron myself though. Love them nasty little living metal fucks.
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>>13608869

Celestia yelping in pleasure then blushing and covering her mouth.
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>>13608878
why is scootaloo so tiny
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Be honest MLPG

How many of you would fuck bug horse? I mean she's pretty cute
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>>13608895
Not even if it was to save my life.
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>>13608895
She wouldn't even have to change forms

Of course, that's always an option to make things more interesting
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>>13608886
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You're allowed to spank one horse

Sun buns or Bug butt?
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>>13608895
she is pretty qt but i dunno man
>>13608902
sun
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>>13608902
Bug butt.

She's been a baaaaaaad girl.
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>>13608877
Sombra was a psychic echo of Slaanesh's afterbirth. a product of Slaanesh, but not OF Slaanesh. he is pure hunger, pure avarice. he represents one facet of the Dark Thirster's personality, yes, but the Changelings represent all.
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>>13608895
I'd rather exterminate her
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>>13608878

Why doesn't anyone ever believe I come here? I'm tired of justifying myself. It's fine if I'm on /co/ but /mlp/ hates me until the end of time.
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>>13608902
Sun buns wouldn't kill you for it.
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>>13608844
y-yes
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>>13608893
excellent
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>>13608899
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>>13608914
Neither would bug butt

The pain doesn't matterIt's just another form of love
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>>13608912
>not joining her
>not commanding an invading force of changelings
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So freaky
So hot
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>>13608913
It's just patently unbelievable. I mean, hell, we're terrible people. No one really expects Zone to walk about outside of /v/, /a/, or /co/. Maybe /tg/ or /sp/, but not much of anywhere else.
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>tfw you will never give up your love for Queen Chrysalis

Why is real life such shit
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Oh, yay, another concept that MSOB has ruined with his horrible tit fetish.
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>>13608930
I like how she's basically one giant weapon.
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>you will never serve on an Equestrian galley
>you will never sing old pony sea shanties
>you will never run up the colors and prepare to fire on those godless heathen Ramhallan pirates
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So let's say you're in some horrible fanfic and you've gotta either fight her or try to redeem her
What do and how
No sex is not an option.
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>>13608934
It's her battleshell.
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>>13608933
Man
Normally I don't mind him putting huge breasts on things
I don't really like the way he does it even if it is my fetish, but I don't dislike it either

But in this case it really detracts from the picture
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>>13608931

I guess. Make one April Fools day everyone hates you forever.
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>>13608933
>concept

Just one stolen from Hexadecimal.
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>>13608937
sex should always be an option in any quest
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>>13608938
but
i want a battleshell
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>>13608943

... joke. April Fool's day joke.

Also /f/
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>>13608937
Since I'm in a horrible fanfic, I'm likely a Mary Sue of some kind. I'll just tell her she should stop being evil and stuff, and she'll agree with me. Job done.
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>>13608937
Join her.
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>>13608943
Only people who can't take a joke, anyway. I thought it was funny enough, and the reactions to it were amusing.
Can't win 'em all, I suppose.
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goodnight mlpg
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>>13608943
you could EASILY redeem yourself

and you and i both know how
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>>13608931

I didn't know Zone posted on /a/
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>>13608954
gn

"no flare no deal" -Lyra
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>>13608943
One of the reasons you being here is hard to believe is that BCS shitposts a whole lot and also likes to pretend to be you.
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>>13608952

Ha, man that thing went viral. I copied from the Pinkie Pie dance but it kind of stuck, didn't it?
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>>13608956
I didn't either. I was just throwing out boards that would be believable stopping places. I did forget /f/, though.
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>>13608950
>she agrees and begins explaining how sorry she is and how she's changed
>while you're distracted a changeling sneaks behind you and jumps onto your back
>sinks his fangs deep into your neck
bad end
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>>13608954
I think mewball might be turning into apple
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think of it as a peace offering

not a sell out to whateever moral scruples you believe atm
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>>13608947
Slain Changelings can have their chitin harvested. Usually useless, it can, through a quite painful spell, be grafted into the skin of the subject, giving them limited control over its transformative properties. Though it would never allow perfect full-body transformation, as a normal Changeling could manage, it does allow a much greater degree of natural armor, to say nothing of its intimidation factor.
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>>13608928
I'd rather wipe out her minions, break her horn and keep her around locked in a dungeon and use her and probably one of her surviving minions as entertainment.
>"Oh no, twilight, I can't move my fat sun butt!"
>Crowd laughs
>"Don't worry princess, I'll fix it!"
>She rams into celestia's butt with her horn and Celestia yells "Youch!"
>crowd laughs
>"Heh heh, looks like I got to raise the sun today"
>crowd bursts into extremely loud laughter
>Chrysalis and her minion gets shoved back into their cramp,dark and dirty dungeon.
>She and her minion is fed 1 minute worth of love a day.
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>>13608961
I actually ended up downloading the song you used for it. I don't even know why, but it's sitting in my music library.
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>>13608968
neat.jpg
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>>13608955

Wouldn't that just be encouraging them more? I've had more than enough on my plate with my loops and projects already, enough to support myself decently and taking on more work is somehow distasteful to me, particularly for the crowd that chases after the latest fad or trendy thing, like those people that shop at Hot Topic.

I know it's very competitive and a fight for artists to stay relevant but I feel like I would be giving in to their demands if I did that.
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>>13608965
>remove Changeling from neck, a single taste of my pure hero Mary Sue blood rendering him unable to hurt another living thing
>pass him off to Fluttershy as a new pet

Job done.
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>>13608937
love magic

and with that i would control her
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>>13608972
Anyone with half a brain supports you sticking to your guns on not making one. It shows you can keep your word, and in a business sense that's a good thing to know.
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>>13608960

That goes for any famous or notable artist, doesn't it? This is 4chan. I'm pretty sure everyone takes stuff here with a grain of salt.
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>>13608972
>relevant
Well that's not such a huge issue anymore, as in, making a pony flash wouldn't exactly boost your relevance a huge deal, although you'd certainly get a fair share of attention
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>>13608970

Power of the horse! Full force!

Ah, forced memes. There are way too many edits of that. 4chan is where creativity goes to die.
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>>13608982
Not as much as in this case, although lately it's not so typical of her to do it but at one point it used to be.
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>>13608972
even if you did a little something, like a couple hours of anything, not even r34. something cute, or funny or whatever, you know how we are when it comes to pony. everything and anything is devoured and appreciated on it's on merit. and it would show that you are ready to pass that stage with the fandom. i always enjoyed zonetan productions. it's just there is a stigma and active smear compaign against you. and if you showed any nod to this group it would be nice.
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>>13608981

I feel the same way, like with Skullgirls, once you are on the team officially, it carries a certain weight and they don't necessarily endorse X-rated cartoons from the staff. There is still such a thing as reputation though nothing is sacred anymore.

But I'm probably generalizing too much and should get some sleep soon.
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>>13608988
I've only three, and the original loop.
But in a sense, 4chan is also a place where creativity can spring from the corpse of the dead like some sort of beneficial fungus. Just look at the /v/ musicals. No one expected anything good out of /v/ for years after they finished Katawa Shojo.
>>13608992
You and I both.
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>>13608983

It's probably time to let it go and get some rest. It's not so much a single group or culture as it is a combination of factors and real life getting in the way of things.
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>>13608992
it doesnt have to be x rated

pony is for cute too!
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>>13608982
I really only vaguely dislike you because of the association with BCS and some comparison to tiara
I thought the pinkie flash was pretty funny too
we can start over~
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>>13608971
Indeed, Changelings provide a wealth of natural resources for the fortune-seeker bold enough to take them: their chitin, their skin (useful in spells), their saliva (mild mind-control properties and mutagenics), eggs (unparalleled source of magical energy), sexual secretions (virility and fertility), eyes (effective in treatment of several diseases), hooves (an excellent fertilizer), wings (also useful in spells, particularly weather spells), and heart (treatment of a wide range of mental disorders). Perhaps it is for this reason that they are among the most dangerous of all Equestrian creatures: otherwise, they would simply have been harvested to extinction.
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>>13608879
>>13608893
Celestia looking at you with a confused, pleading look.
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>>13608999

>/v/
>Katawa Shoujo

I remember that and it's true that they did finish it and that's to be commended.
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>>13609005

Celestia grinning, egging you on.
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>>13609007
Celestia has been replaced with her evil soap-opera twin, Celustia.
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>>13609002

>>13608982
>>13608960
>>13608943
>>13608931
>>13608913

You do realize this is BCS,right?
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>>13608933
My focus is elsewhere besides tits
That is really fucking good though
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What if I strammed Red Dwarf
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>"Gee, I don't know anon...a date?"
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>>13609018
id watch while playing smt iv

sleep is for faggots
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>>13609016
thats cool, either way. it was fun to talk about something
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>>13609016
Why must you force your reality on me, Anon? Is it not more preferable to live the small lie?
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
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>>13609040
This is probably the worst thing ever conceived by man
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>>13609016
I doubt it, that was too well played
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>>13609040
>"Relakth. Your parenth won't be home for another week. Now thhut up and kitth me."
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>>13609045
I want to put my dick in a girl.
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>>13609043
Whatever man, vagina is vagina.
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>>13609048
Not that one you don't.
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>>13609051
A mutilated bloody pulp where your crotch used to be isn't a vagina.
It's sad.
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>>13609058
thats hot

talk more about bloody holes please
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T-Twitcha twitch!
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Why are we so terrible today?
Why not talk about Ponka instead?
Or better, since it's wednesday, what comics are you reading/buying/pirating today?
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>>13609061
slshk sllp sllp slap slap shhlap
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Would you?
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>>13609066
>Why are we so terrible today
I blame post cooldowns
/q/ is pretty funny right now though
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>>13609072
Find a way to heal her? Yes.
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>>13609074
Bring back IDs!
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>>13609072
yes, witch in LFD got me hot to trot zombies
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>>13608879
Well, good, apparently she didn't like it at all.
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>>13609077
Plot twist: you can heal her but you can only bring back one of them, the other two will die.

>>13609074
I've read through the /tv/ waifu exiled general on /r9k/ and that has unprecedented levels of faggotry. I can stand nearly anything now.
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>>13609078
NEVER
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I only listen to mlp and mlp-related music
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>>13609088
Man, I would be so unsurprised if Moot lurked MLPG.
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>>13609086
I'm a 90's kid
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>>13609086
>Plot twist: you can heal her but you can only bring back one of them, the other two will die.

... she will never forgive me for this. Guess I will release her from this pain and then jump of a cliff before she can find me and tell me what she thinks about me sacrificing her sister and student.
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>>13609091
I'm pretty sure Moot is a huge fan of MLP. He just can't reveal it lest he commit social suicide
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>>13609091
>tfw no qt μt π
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>>13609091
It would be pretty cool if he did.
I hope I get to talk to him one on one at awa
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Moot is lurking here right now.
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>>13609092
Nigger, that's smalltime.
Seriously, read one of these threads and try not to get cancer.
>>>/r9k/8755728

>>13609091
Do you read all the spoilered text expecting this casual reveal?
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>>13609102
I'm sure he posted once at least in MLPG
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>>13609094
How could you?
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>>13609108
Holy shit, why aren't they permabanned yet? That's literally the second /fur/ in general form. Cookie clicker general is the third.
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>>13609094
She'd understand. It would break her heart knowing they couldn't be saved, but she would understand.

And she'd forgive you.
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>>13609108
I'm afraid for my health after looking at that picture so I'll take your word for it, alright?

>>13609110
I'm sure someone has a cap if he did.
The only thing I'm supposed to tell him from mlpg that wasn't /q/ bull was 'you're a faggot' so we'll see how it goes
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>>13609112
That was exactly what I meant. I'm not as strong as Questanon, I couldn't take that.
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>>13609118
R-really?Don't play cruel games with me, Anon.
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>>13609118
Inside she would be torn apart by knowing that she was the one chosen between the other two
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>>13609119
I mean moot posted here as anon
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>>13609124
It's possible but i doubt it
He has a lot on his plate
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How would 2006 4chan react if they found out 4chan had a My Little Pony board?
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>>13609136
I'm too young to know that
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>>13609122
Of course. She can't help but wish that things had gone differently - she misses her sister and Princess Cadence dearly, and who can blame her? - but she doesn't bear any anger towards you for your choice.

She still weeps for their loss every night, as she raises the moon.
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>>13609142
mewball pls
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>>13609117
People obviously complained on /q/, but mods decided /r9k/ is more or less /b with robot/, so as long as the thread has a legitimate topic, anything goes.
Note that the "discuss about robot culture" rule has disappeared for a while from /r9k/. Not that the thousands misogyny threads are much better, anyway.
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>>13609136
Violently.

People would literally die.
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>>13609144
Mewball's what, 18 now?
That would make him like a year and a half younger than me.
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>>13609144
>me
>posting dash
>2013
top lel
>>13609149
yeah
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>>13609143
>>She still weeps for their loss every night

>tfw no way to soothe her pain
Looks like she'll be able to forgive me, but I won't be able to forgive myself for doing that to her.
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>>13609150
What's wrong with Dash? She's not my favorite but she's cool
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>13609156
How cool?

>>13609157
Everyone knows that, anon.
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>"Really anon, with that little thing?"
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>>13609156
shes cool but i dont think ive ever posted dash that i didnt draw
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>>13609158
one fifth cooler, blockhead
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>>13609160
That would make sense lyralover
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>>13609153
She understands your choice. Luna had no experience ruling on her own, and Cadence was simply too young and inexperienced to raise either of the heavenly bodies. Had she been in your place, she would have made the same decision you did. This doesn't change the fact that she feels she didn't deserve your favor.

Survivor's guilt is a hell of a thing.
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I would fuck Rarity so hard she would give birth to quintuplets who are also pregnant.
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>>13609167
>Mewballs dating profile
>Lyralover18
>Please be obsessed with me before we start dating
>Thumb fetish a plus
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>>13609173
see
>>13609159
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>>13609160
psst. mewball.

draw more lyra.
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>>13609173
With quintuplets?
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>>13609172
That's not the reason why I picked her... and that makes it even worse.
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>>13609176
>image
Well I like RD's eyes

>must be willing to get into a fursuit of my choice
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>>13609177
Shut up, Rainbow Dash! My penis is bigger than yours!
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pony thinks smt4 is too hard
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>>13609057
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>>13609186
which fursuit anon
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I love that Japan found out about Cookie Clicker. They're producing a truckload of OC by the day.
Also this with Vocaloid GUMI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i1wyc_G1ec
>those lyrics
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>>13609194
Y-yes?
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>>13609196
Isn't it obvious
bonbon
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>>13609197
Wow I see zero pony in that post good job

Now get out
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>>13609211
>not having sex with lyra whilst wearing a lyra fursuit
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QUICK

ILL WAWTCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF MLP YOU TELL ME
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>>13609223
magical mystery cure
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>>13609223
Owl's well that ends well.
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>>13609223
One Bad Apple
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>>13609217
Looks like someone accidentally hard reset with 100 quintillion cookies when they meant to soft reset.

Make love to me, anon.
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>>13609223
OWTEW
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waking up to sex with pony
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>>13609220
>Not having sex with lyra while wearing a bon bon fursuit
>Bon bon walks in
>Slowly, ever so slowly backs away
>You don't see her again
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>>13609227
>>13609236
I love how Owl's well still elicits so negative a response.
I'd say it's even worse than KCaFo. It just feels like 20 wasted minutes.
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>>13609238
Can it be this pony?
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>>13609242
>all the ponies treat you as bonbon
>they don't see anything different or strange
>you dare not take the head off in public
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>>13609184
As much as it hurts, she would eventually admit you made the sensible choice. Those sorts of decisions are the true test of any ruler, showing who they are at the very core of their being.

"I imagine neither my sister, nor Cadence, would want me to wallow in misery forever." Her voice is quiet in the evening air. "You have shown yourself to be capable of making the decisions required of a leader. You have also shown that these decisions were not made without some personal cost."

"I believe I'm ready to move on, but..." There's a pause as she glances to the moon, consulting the memory of her lost sister one last time. Then she turns back to you, smiling through the tears in her eyes. "It would be far easier with you by my side."
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>>13609247
Whichever pony you want, I guess.
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>>13609251

Fucking Celestia Quest. I'm not supposed to enjoy Celestia this much damn it.
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>>13609255
Good
I love wake up sex
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>>13609260
>I'm not supposed to enjoy Celestia this much
Says who?

Would you accept her offer?
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>>13609251
>"I believe I'm ready to move on, but..."
How long ago did we kill her sister and what'shername
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>>13609251
Oh fuck man, that would totally kill me. On the one hand it would make me the happiest man if she wanted me at her sideon the other hand she wants me to be at her side for the wrong reasons because the choice to rescue her and not the others was completely selfish and not because of the reasoning she assumes.
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>>13609265
Would you let applebloom suckle on your balls as if they were her mothers teats
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>>13609283
Ow, dude, no, fuck
Do you have any idea how uncomfortable suckling really is
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>>13609283
that sounds painful
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Guys, I'm so cold
where's my pony?
It's so cold, I think I'll go to sleep for a little bit
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>>13609274
I'd imagine a year or so prior. And remember, it was to save all three of them from being stuck like this forever. >>13609072

>>13609280
Just because you made the decision for selfish reasons doesn't mean it wasn't the right choice.
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>>13609283
Uh no
That shit is really weird not to mention she's not for sexual
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>>13609280

Seeing as I have no romantic attraction to Celestia and probably would have done the right thing...

>>13609270

...Yeah. Maybe not so much as a ruler, but I'd give her advice where I could and learn as much about Equestria and how it works as possible.I need to stop posting.
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all we hear is

radio gaga
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>>13609293
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>>13609292
>Just because you made the decision for selfish reasons doesn't mean it wasn't the right choice.
Yeah, but would she forgive me as easily for killing her sister and nephew if she knew that I just did it because I didn't want to lose HER and not because it was the best choice for Equestria? You can make the right choice for the wrong reasons.
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>>13609299
No little apple
You're not
That's not going to change until you get older
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>>13609302

>inb4 argument about the moral ambiguity of the decision that's been made
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>>13609303
But what if that's her cutie mark?
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are you a changeling
you can tell me, I won't tell anyone

I'm definitely not one
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>>13609302
She's lived for thousands of years, remember? There's lifetimes of perspective she has that you don't. It would take time, but she would still forgive you.

And it's not like she can't see that something's been eating away at you.
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>>13609309
No but I'm a robot.
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>>13609308
UNTIL
SHE'S
OLDER
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>>13609309
>Changelings invade ponyville
>Turns out everyone in ponyville was actually changelings
>They move on to canterlot
>Same thing, everyone was a changeling sleeper agent
>Except for celestia and a very confused janitor
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>>13609314
>>And it's not like she can't see that something's been eating away at you.
>Celestia asking me every day what's wrong
>can't tell her because I'm afraid what her reaction would be like if she found out why I killed her sister
>which makes it even worse because it means I'm lying to her when I tell her nothing is wrong
This is torture.
and probably the hell I deserve
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>>13609320
>I've never seen that pony before
>What's you're name?
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>>13609316
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>Applebloom not for sexual 'til she's older
>Saving Celestia from a horrible fate at the cost of two of Luna and Cadence for what could be seen as the wrong reasons

This thread. This fucking thread and its ethics.
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>>13609328

It's like

>MLPG
>We're scumbags, but we're not TOTAL scumbags
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>>13609328
>everyone on mlpg has to be a total freak
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>>13609322
Nobody deserves to have their soul put through the wringer like that.
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salty apple juice and coins
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>>13609338

I'm just so used to seeing it that the current going-ons are throwing me off
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>>13609328
Morals and ethics are not the same thing.
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>>13609345
I mean I have my very vanilla fetishes but I dont want little fillies
They are like kids
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>>13609342
I suspect women shove coins in their vagina to give them that taste.
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>>13609328
I'm actually enjoying it. It's a nice change from the normal "I'll just stick my dick in it." Even though it will probably devolve into that within the next 30 minutes
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>>13609342
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HymUwYCT9kM
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>post this >>13609072
>suddenly, celestia feels
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>>13609376
This is all your fault, Anon. You broke my heart.
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I would absolutely adore taking care of the CMC all the time. Yeah, it'd be stressful, but at the end of the day when everyone's all tuckered out and they're sleeping on you because they love you to pieces...that's the best feeling ever. Makes me just wanna hug the hell out of all three of 'em at once.
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>>13609382
I want this.
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>>13609380
Would you let her help you put it back together?
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>>13609376
I guess it's all my fault, I posted >>13609086
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>>13609386
If I was convinced that she would actually be able to forgive me, yes.
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>>13609388
She forgave Luna for the whole Nightmare Moon thing. I'm pretty sure she could forgive you for making the right choice for not-entirely-selfless reasons, especially since she can tell it's eating away at you.
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>>13609384

>"Anon, sure is dorky sometimes. Like when he spent a good hour chasing down one of our kites."
>"I should have just used magic to get it for him."
>"Ah, dunno. Anon's not so bad. He's real fun and doesn't yell at us for gettin' into crazy stuff like mah sister does."
>"Kinda wish he wouldn't worry so much though. It's embarassing."
>"It's only cause Anon cares about us a lot, Scootaloo."
>"I know."
>"I can't wait to see Anon again tomorrow."
>All CMC: "YEAH!"
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>>13609401
Then there's nothing that would make me happier than her putting the pieces back together.
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>>13609404
>"It's only cause Anon cares about us a lot, Scootaloo."
I can't see any of them saying that
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>>13609404
>Sweetie using magic
Nice fanon.
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https://gamepacks.net/
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>>13609407
It's not a quick or painless process for either of you. There's lots of yelling and tears on both sides of the equation, but after months of opening up to one another, things finally seem to settle between the two of you.

One morning after breakfast, she reminds you that there's no expiration date on that offer of ruling alongside her. She's not sure how the ascension spell would affect a male, much less a male of another species, but if you're willing to try...
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>>13609427
>There's lots of yelling and tears on both sides of the equation
I don't think I would yell at her in that situation. I can never be angry at people when I know that it was my fault.


>but if you're willing to try...
Yes.
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>>>/v/210407338
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satyr hips
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>>13609452
S1 Luna is so much prettier than S2 Luna
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>>13609452
is this a new epic meme?
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>>13609460
No?
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>>13609029
You've got the idea.
Gotta pone fast.
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>>13609452
How long until I will be able to use oculus rift for the ultimative escapism?
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>>13609452
Source models will always look like shit
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>>13609459
You're entitled to your opinion even if it's wrong.
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>>13609472
It'd look a lot better if it didn't have a 1 byte pallete
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>>13609452
why is she so perfect mlpg?
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FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE THAT ENJOYS MY NOSTRIL GAPING FETISH
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http://i.imgur.com/h0Iv2Qe.jpg
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>13609560
Still tired
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>>13609432
>Yes.
I could blow a few hundred words here, but I assume you've seen the end of Magical Mystery Cure, so I'll reign myself in.

After a day of preparation and research, Celestia brings you to her chambers and begins weaving the spell. Golden auras wash around the circle you're standing in, the brightness eventually forcing you to close your eyes against the glare. A moment more, and the familiar warmth of sunlight envelops you as the spell takes hold.

You find yourself standing on nothing, scenes from your memories lazily drifting past to either side. As you look back on your life and all of its successes and failures, all of the things you've learned, you find yourself drawn towards a warm presence in your mind. It's Celestia, and she's smiling. "Hello, my new prince. It's so very nice to finally meet you."
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>>13609571
(cont.)

There's a flash of golden light and, after a slight struggle to open your eyes, you find yourself waking up in Celestia's bed. Everything feels hazy and incomplete, like you're still dreaming, until you see Celestia silhouettes by the dawn. She's standing on her balcony with her horn lit, easing the sun into its daily path the way she has for thousands of years, and there's a smile on her face. There's a bit of sadness there, but it doesn't permeate her expression the way it used to.

She spends a few moments longer on her balcony with her thoughts, then she turns and walks back in. When she sees you're awake, that smile just gets wider."Good morning, sleepyhead. You've got a lot to learn about your new form. Ready to get started, or do you need a few more minutes?" That quiet giggle of hers is like nothing else you've ever heard, and knowing she can laugh again... "It's okay if you do, I won't force you out of bed just yet. It took me a few centuries to get used to early mornings, I understand how it is."
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>>13609592
*silhouetted
fucking hell have I been infected by the witchdyke or something
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>>13609596
Considering the pic this story has evolved from I'd say so.
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The thread is dead, and we want to celebrate it
It's pushin' up dasies
Former and belated
It's a bad thread that's why were elated
well, the thread is dead!
follow the bouncing horse!

Yeesss, the thread's kaput!
No longer operatin'
Retired! Expired!
Quite an emancipation
Released, Deceased!
Gone bust, it's dust!
Let's lift up our shorts
And do a pelvic thrust!

Unf!

The thread is dead!
It was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean! So we'll sing in one accord
Now that it's gone to its reward!

The thread is dead, it's history!
Why we shake our booty's no mystery!
It's gone at last, its time has past!
Now we can go back to shitposting!
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If Rarara was my waifu, she'd be into Netorara.
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Which among the main six would still be the most beautiful even when they've aged similarly to Granny Smith?
HARD MODE: No Alicorn bullshit.
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>>13609592
That sounds like it didn't went completely wrong like I feared it would.

what did I wake up as?
Also it's nice to hear here laugh again.
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>>13609613
Anon, they'll all be alicorns.
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Foals are off to school.
What are they wearing?
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>>13609616
>what did I wake up as?
I left it intentionally ambiguous, though my personal preference would be male alicorn.
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>>13609628
Best ending.
That even makes up for crushing my heart earlier.Well, partly.
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>>13609626
Nothing. Ponies dont wear clothes.
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>>13609603
Here's a little bonus pone
'cuss I know you had it tough
And here's a little pony to you
by collecting real cool semen
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>>13608798
This. Get an usefull skill and become an artist, start drawing. No one likes programmers.
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>>13609639
W-Wait, that's absurd!
How do they preserve their innocence?!
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>>13609632
Alternatively, I could've gone full tearjerker and had her dialog be something more like "You look so much like her...", thus implying similarity to Luna and that the universe was using you to fill a gap in the power structure.

As it stands, I rather like the idea of anon becoming Prince Morpheus. Same metaphysical role, completely different personality.
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>>13609655
>"You look so much like her..."
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>>13609659
Hey, I warned you it was the full tearjerker option.
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>>13609366
>3 times german
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>>13609661
Yeah but it's not like I could ever resist clicking a spoiler
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>>13608892
>where is it from
>dawn of war
I wish I could hate you to death and then crematet your corpse to ash.
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>>13609110
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>>13609160
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>>13609679
Unsurprisingly, moot is the biggest shitposter and doesn't even need to ban evade.
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>>13609655
>you look so much like her
Princest mode: Unlocked.
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>>13609693
>Princest
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>>13609693
Pr-incest, or Prince-st?
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>>13609700
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>>13609700
Na it's okay because apparently I'm a male version of Luna.
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>>13609706
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>>13609705
Both?
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>>13609708
If you want to be, anyway.
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>>13609714
How else did you think Cadence would be reincarnated?
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Most sexually dominant mane 6?
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>>13609725
AJ
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>>13609693
>Princeps
So pony is actually a huge titan, and needs a human pilot.
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>>13609725
Rainbow Dash. She thinks it's a competition.
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Silver Spoon
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>>13609744
I like to think she's really sweet and kind but acts like a jerk just because of DT.
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>>13609727
>>13609734
MLPG is literally 3 people right now
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>>13609361
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>>13609693
Guess I was off a bit with the 30 minutes
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>>13609746
I hope for a S4 episode that makes that canon
Even if Diamond Spoon is the cutest ship
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>>13609747
That can't be, I'm not you or you or you.
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>>13609748
I didn't intend that writing to be for sexual, anon.
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>>13609750
Well, there's a chance for some more of that in the Scootacripple episode.
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>>13609752
Too late. We're fucking Celestia so she can give birth to a new Cadance instead of waiting to ascend another pegasus.
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>>13609654
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>>13609761
The worst part is that I'm the one who put that idea out there.

Would she remember?
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>>13609756
>Scootaloo has her Mary Sue moment and learns how to fly like a champion
>Becomes a total bitch like Rebno Des and is thrown out of the CMC
>She is a total bitch against Silver Spoon whose soft / better sides we get to see
>Silver Spoon takes her place in the CMC
>Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara now hang out
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>>13609756
I want Scoots to still not be able to fly, but I know they are going to fuck it up anyway.
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Total slave!
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>>13609784
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>>13609784
Still posting it, huh?
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>>13609768
nigga fuck Scootaloo, i don't give a FUCK about that character arc
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Twist moaning lewd and obscene things with her lisp.
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>>13609792
1. she's a filly
2. She's least attractive female filly, if we don't count Scootaloo
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>>13609787
>someone held a phone and took this of themselves
At least he's not fat from what's shown
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>>13609787
I should buy a horse mask.
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>>13609804
You should buy a horse mask
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Grafics cat > Doge
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>>13609752
Thanks for writing it by the way, was nice to see something else than "AND THEN YOU FUCKED HER TILL SHE COULDNT WALK" for once
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>>13609799
M8
M8
m8 m8
Even scootaloo is better than twist
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>>13609766
Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara...?
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>>13609823
I'm more of a feelsmith than a bonermancer. Glad you enjoyed.
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>>13609823
>>13609831
And then you fucked her until she couldn't walk. The end.
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>>13609804
>>13609814
I'm getting a horse mask for awa for mootykins
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>>13609831
I'm not sure what the "for once" is about, there haven't been that many sexual stories compared to other stuff for a while now.
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>>13609832
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>>13609832
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>>13609832
unf
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>>13609845
oh god what did you do 4chan that's not my image
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Should I buy?
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>>13609845
>>13609854
This is now canon.
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>>13609845
OH FUCK WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL
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>>13609854
There is a confused pony somewhere
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>>13609826
Yes
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>>13609845
Who is that?
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>>13609854
It's kinda fitting though. Both Anon and he sacrificed people that were close to them to ascend.
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>>13609856
no
drop a load of dosh and get a high quality fanmade plushie instead
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>>13609845
What the fuck is that
Reminds me of some anime I watched once
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>>13609866
Femto from Berserk
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>>13609856
that Fluttershy is a really gross color
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>>13609862
some poor bastard's probably gonna get banned, isn't he?

>>13609866
no idea. 4chan fucked up.
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>>13609866
Looks like Femto from Berse-

>>13609874
Fuck the new 60 seconds cooldown.
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>>13609845
Meant to post this, but OH WELL.

http://arch.413chan.net/prince_luna-(n1369168977664).png
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>>13609877
Yeah that thread got derailed no shit

>>13609876
All of them are terrible anyway
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I found the Celestia story pretty silly.
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>MLPG knows berserk
Now im surprise
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>>13609879
is it making you angry?
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>>13609876
At least she isn't a merchandise driven whore alicorn.
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>>13609884
link to thread? I want to see this trainwreck in progress
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>>13609883
Oh yes that thread got derailed
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>>13609886
So, it's your first day on MLPG, then?
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>>13609889
Quite.

>>13609883
The other one was way funnier to be honest.
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>>13609885
Tan pls
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>>13609890
But Fluttershy is going to be an alicorn.
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Talking about that
That anime ending was probably the most unsatisfying ending I ever watched
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>>13609885
She's a silly pony.
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>>13609893
No but I am not here constantly.
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>>13609886
Why shouldn't we?
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>>13609890
Twilight?
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>>13609905
>you will never help preen blades of grass out of her wings
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>>13609905
She looks less likes she's rolling and more likes she's enjoying lying down in the shade.
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>>13609914
>sucking grass out of her wings with your mouth
that sounds disgusting
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>>13609903
Dude, watch the movies

Like, right now

Berserk is the fucking shit
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>>13609914
>she will never giggle while she observes your clumsy attempts to properly preen her wings
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>>13609912
Sure, Cadence and Twilight are both a shat.
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>>13609891
There's no way of knowing where it goes
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>>13609925
>human
>using your mouth
nigga what
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>>13608170
That depends.
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>>13609925
You can use your hands.

Also grass doesn't taste that bad actually tastes like nothing most of the time
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>>13609936
Do you know what preening is or are you using words incorrectly again?
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>>13609905
When you sleep in too late, she wakes you up by poking you in the side with her horn, each time a little harder until you jump out of bed in surprise.
Sometimes when you're sitting down, reading, she'll sneak up behind you and ambush-winghug you, saying, "Guess who?" You never guess right.
She likes to sit next to you when you eat so she can kick you under the tablecloth.
Every now and then, she'll hide behind a door and when you open it, leaps forward and tackles you.
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>>13609930
I didn't even know there are movies
I hope they are more satisfying then "I kill of all your characters and rape your woman"
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>>13609933
I wish there was more Cadance merch
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>>13609944
Do you know what preening is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmyDZqGRwwA
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>>13609945
I'm going to tickle her.
Just as soon as she lets me get my hands on her.
Which might not be for a while.
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>>13609950
I wish you would spell her name correctly retard
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>>13609945
That sounds adorable.
Why can't my life be that happy? ;_;
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>>13609951
>Link another person using the term incorrectly
yeah you sure showed me
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>>13609949
but thats kind of the point of berserk
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>>13609949
Ok, about that

That scene ends like...5 minutes before SOMETHING happens

The anime ended at that time because Japan is fucking retarded when it comes to making anime out of unfinished manga
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>>13609950
What kind in particular
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>>13609962
uh anon "Cadance" is how you spell it
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>>13609945
>When you sleep in too late, she wakes you up by poking you in the side with her horn, each time a little harder until you jump out of bed in surprise.
That could end badly.
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>>13609962
That is how you spell it. Hasbro spelled it that way to make it easier to trademark.
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>>13609966
I'm more inclined to believe someone who actually works with birds than some random anon on a discussion board about a childrens' cartoon
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>>13609971
Okay ill watch that stuff right now then
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>>13609977
Nah, it's okay, alicorn is telescoping so it doesn't poke through hats.
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>>13609984
>>13609976
It's cadence
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>>13609950
>That smile she gives in her first scene
i was like "this bitch is alright"
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>>13609679
> Sparkle
> Dash
> posts Pinkie
Man he really rounds the bases there.
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Cadance a shit
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>>13609997
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance
>>13609975
I hope she gets a 4DE plush, and I don't know. Maybe one of those vinyl figures or some shit
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>>13610012
Fuck your in-official wikipedia retard it's cadence
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>>13610012
I doubt either will happen
Her mane and body style are too unique to mass produce
sorry
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>>13610012
>The spelling "Cadence" is used in the credits of the first two episodes of season 3 and in some publicity material, while the later variation "Cadance" is used in the credits of the second-to-last episode of season 3, in the credits of the film My Little Pony Equestria Girls, and near-exclusively and prominently in publicity material and all products, one of which used "Cadence" in a promotional photo but used "Cadance" in its actual release.

this is so fucking retarded
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>>13610012
Have they announced any 4DE plushes beyond the main 6 yet? Princesses are a possibility I suppose. Nerds who like background ponies still have to get custom made
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When all the main 6 have become alicorns, do you think it will be time to move on to G5?
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>>13609957
But one day she lets you catch her. She giggles under your tickles, but then strikes back with her wings. Feathers are much better at tickling than fingers.
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>>13610020
>Her mane and body style are too unique to mass produce
But one Anon asked 4DE if they'd consider making Luna, Celestia and CMC plushies and the answer was somewhat positive.
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>>13610025
"Holy shit you guys we can't actually trademark a melodic configuration" - Hasbro
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>>13610030
>Princesses are a possibility

They've already done Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13610020
She has the same body as Luna and her hair isn't harder to make then RD's I think, so I think there's hope
>>13610043
4DE has only done uniTwi
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>>13610036
I mean I don't know for certain. If they did, I'd get Luna
Maybe Scootaloo too, but they take months to ship as it is. God knows when they'd actually put them up for sale.
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Her name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza you fucking scum-sucking dumbasses
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Evens: Go to class
Odds: Don't go to class
Dubs: Draw pone
Trips: Kill myself
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>>13610050
insert assassin creed joke
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>>13610019
http://derpiboo.ru/251887
http://derpiboo.ru/234535
http://derpiboo.ru/426543
http://derpiboo.ru/207168
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>>13610050
No it's the princess of love and sex.
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>>13610033
Aha, but fingernails are much better at backscratching than feathers!

I don't care if she's got magic for that, too.
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>>13610058
> Cadence and Elizabeth
I pray no one's stupid enough to cast Shining as Booker without considering the original plot tweeest
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>>13610050
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>>13610033
I'm not really ticklish though so this might end up as a fair fight
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>>13610060
>mfw I am listening to a Let's Read of that book right now because I was too lazy to ever read the PDF I downloaded of it myself
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>>13610068
Dude
Do you really think it's that far of a stretch
Either way it's a pretty manecut/haircut and outfit for her
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>mfw finished gta and now the long empty wait for pone 04
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>>13610079
It's gorgeous, yeah
I'm digging the short bob on her, though the flat colors on her jacket doesn't do the original much justice
But I mean
There's enough convoluted incest of Booker and Elizabeth already
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>>13610086
>finishing GTA so quickly
You asked for this, Anon.
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>>13610086
>"finishing" a GTA game
>one day after release

is dis nigga 4 real
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>>13610031
no man, it has to die sometime
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>>13610092
>>13610093
I've had it since friday when it leaked online. Dont shoot me i preordered the legit version too.
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Hey, chistery. Feel like taking a look at what spawned from >>13609072 ?
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>>13610086
>already finished
So the game isn't worth the money?
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>>13610091
It was really fuel for the shippers when the tweest happened
Honestly that was a shit way to end a game as it is
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>>13610068
Which would be?
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>>13610106
It sure is. Strangely though all the food places you could walk into into the past gtas are gone. The only way to get health is to let it regen to 50% auto or drink a can of soda.
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>>13610104
goddamnit, this is why human transmutations are illegal
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>>13610104
N O O O O P E
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Yo niggas get yo salty bets on here.
What is the chance that SUNSHINE SUNSHINE LADY BUGS AWAKE will be uttered in season 4?
5:1 on None
1:1 on Once
2:1 on Twice
4:1 on Three times
10:1 on Four or more

PLACE YO BETS
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>>13610115
Sorry, poor choice of words in hindsight.
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>>13610115
Not him but read the replies
Its actually kind of nice
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>>13610096
And moving on to a new generation isn't killing it?
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Never furget
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>>13610031
>>13610096
>>13610123
>MLP G5 comes out
>Same opener as FIM
>Some extra BS about Celestia and Luna not being around anymore
>Voiceover is by the main 6
How does this make you feel?
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Pinkie is a faggot
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>>13610130
Would you watch this thing a hundred times to be with your pone for an hour
2evil4that
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>>13610142
Indifferent
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>>13610143
Yep.
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>>13610143
Better than being useless like Fluttershy
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>>13610130
as far as my expectations, this went above and beyond. I expected autism.
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>>13610121
Yeah I mean
Prince Morpheus would be interesting enough
But it's hard to pin down whether I like where the OP went with it if they can't decide if it's going to be a form and persona unlike Luna or something hanging awfully close to a certain midnight-blue mare Celestia knew once.
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>>13610163
it's not gay if it happens in a dream
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>>13610163
I would literally do anything that Prince Luna asked me to. ANYTHING.
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>>13610163
It's only gay if horns touch when it comes to Unicorns

Horns always touch
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>>13610163
I left it open-ended on purpose, since different people like different things, but I personally like the idea of anon becoming Prince Morpheus and - while taking up the same general role that Luna had, with regards to raising the moon and patrolling dreams - staying a distinct personality.
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Who was Cadence's parents, and why did they abandon her in a forest?
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>>13610085
Are you a little girl?
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>>13610185
That seems legit
Can't award you the wince for "You look so much like her" though.
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>>13610152
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>>13610194
That was intended as an example of how I could've been a jerk, nothing more.
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>>13610187
>they abandon her in a forest?

What
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>>13610199
>ponk sizing up her future possible fun times

clever girl
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>>13610204
She was adopted by Earth Ponies as a baby and was raised under them, even though she was a Pegasus, until she became an Alicorn. It was in the book.
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Pony reports that shields are down by thirty-seven percent!
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>>13610208
what book?
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>>13610207
>ponk
>implied future farming
jump off a cliff
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No pones til november
caught up with Doctor Who
can't play GTA V

what shall i do to pass the time
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>>13610202
Never be afraid to twist the knife if it's the right time. The trick is finding the right time.
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>>13610212
Twilight Sparkle andThe Crystal Heart Spell
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>>13610214
how hopeless
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>>13610214
Watch something else
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>>13610215
Yeah, I'm still learning. You've been a hell of an inspiration, you know that?
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>>13610208
She's an Immortal, a foundling who will only discover her true potential and enter The Game when she first dies.
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>>13610214
Watch Korra. S2 started last week
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>>13610215
>twisting the knife at the right time
Why are all the writefags such monsters?
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>>13610226
dropped it in s1.

maybe i'll watch the meguca movies
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>>13610215
poor Twilight.This is the same way Celestia fucked up Luna when they were kids. Luna warned her to stay away from "our sister"
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>>13610227
How else would we get it up?
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>>13610211
Both shields or just the outer one?
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>>13610214
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transformation
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>>13610226
>Watching Korra
>After the train wreck that was Season 1
Are you loco in the coco?
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>>13610241
oviposition
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>>13610238
Pony reports that at this rate, they'll both be gone in a few minutes!
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>>13610225
this is dumb even for you
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>>13610224
Oh. You might want to find a better inspiration, mate. Half the time I'm flailing trying to write an arc so the feels are spaced out instead of everything going all Hallmark. Good writers call that "spacing" or "timing" but I call it "fuck fuck fuck fuck what am I doing."

>>13610227
To be fair you have to have SOME sort of tension or uncertainty, and sometimes you gotta make it sting for the protagonist to have them something to overcome.

Other times it's a way to show a secondary character has thoughts, feelings and drives by showing them burned - they have lives outside the main protagonist's and sometimes it REALLY sucks.

I mean don't just turn everyone into poor woobie punching bags, but Celestia getting wistful every year around Luna's birthday and carefully re-reading a certain piece of Dogma by the Ecumenical Council about Luna's 'official age' isn't out of the question.
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>>13610241
TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL
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>>13610241
>>13610250
Continue.
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>>13610256
The Highlander TV show beat me to it, Anon.

I only hope we'll never get a Special Episode of Cadence finding her "real" parents.
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>>13610253
Then nanolathe an another shield generator.
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>>13610266
Pony reminds you that the nanolathe takes too long, and replacing it means shutting off the one currently being used. Pony tells you to hurry, she doesn't want to die!
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Which yellow wud u pone?
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>>13610273
Shit. Uh. Rotate shield frequencies?
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>>13610275
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>>13610279
Pony says that is a good idea, it'll confuse the enemy scramblers, but what should she do to help in the conflict, captain?
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>>13610275
None.
I'd just tell them that they look better than Fluttershy when Fluttershy is around, then accuse Celestia of being Hitler and trying to breed an aryan race when it comes to looks.


>>13610282
That is horrible
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>>13610282
SHE'S A WHORE, YES A WHORE, A LASS OF MYTH AND LORE. A PONTIFEX OF ORAL SEX, SHE'LL RIDE YOU TILL YOU'RE SORE.
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>>13610275
I really hope we see them in s04. I'd love an episode where twilight is stalked by her 4 guards because twilight isnt attending her royal duties.
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>>13610282
You look like a propaganda poster from back home.
No, not our propaganda.
Yes, war propaganda.
Oh yes, they were very pretty people, especially when they started going village to village and started killing people who didn't look like them throughout the Continent.
... Yes, that's a fucking hint, you should go back to your old color.
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>>13610275
those banners are unnerving

its like they ripped giant twilight's hide and made flags out of it

and somehow xerox'd it.
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>>13610296
Maybe toner ink is more expensive than cloning skin in Equestria?
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mothpone sex
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>>13610288
Prepare a hotdrop into the enemy supply lines. Tell the soldiers they might not come back from this.
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>>13610299
>toner is more expensive than cloned skin
>Equestria is what happens when a biotechnology singularity hits
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Don't suppose we've got any drawfags around?
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>>13610299
Imagine being a unicorn with that job

>Hey Hide, we need 5 banners cloned from this skin. Hurry up it's
>no it's that griffons this time but I expect them tomorrow with a fresh kill. Really the clan wars and their tradition of making flags of the enemy's skin is flooding us with money
>anyway that's for Celestia
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>>13610307
Sir, with all due respect, aren't there better options than sending our troops to their deaths?
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>>13610307
Pony will not sacrifice her crew mates in such a suicidal plan.
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>>13610299
chistery pls
they'd obviously be using inkjet printers, laser's aren't canon
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>>13610310
At least to Twilight altering mice to mice-horses seems to take less effort than moving very large objects around, so
Yeah, that's probably the case
Magitech(TM), Making Lives Better - Or At Least More Interesting
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Why don't you have an apprentice, mulpeg?
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>>13610327
They probably just use Auto-Quills and Come To Life-enabled printing presses and rollers for large newspapers; they probably haven't caught on to the thought of small-run home and office printing just yet.
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>>13610323
>>13610324
Then fly a unmanned drone strapped with explosives up there.
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>>13610327
What about led printers?
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>>13610331
>your artbando will never mentor you in the ways of pone art and form an everlasting bond of friendship
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>>13610329
>Magitech
I still kinda wish there was a continuation of that story where anon had to get brainwashed in order to live in Equestria without driving ponies murder-happy.
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>>13610296
or the thought process of the palace officials making flags patterns that resembles twilight's big purple butt.

they even got her colour right.
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>>13610331
why is twilight teaching celestia
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>>13610339
Pony says it could work, but she'll need some time to prepare. You have to somehow distract them long enough.
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>>13610331
>that image
>pone world comes full circle
might be cool.
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>>13610358
>That Cadence wallpaper
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>>13610351
Celestia, much like her Phoenix gets reborn every thousand years, so she came back as a Filly. That, or she pulled a Goku and got turned into a kid for some reason.
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>>13610337
Most ponies don't need that.
You have personal sets that come with all the necessary materials and a scroll with a simplified version of the Come to life spell for the average unicorn to use but being unicorn only, having a limited use and being quite expensive mean that very few unicorns use it. It's usually big name professors and some editors. Also schools. Most schools have a unicorn who's only job is casting that spell whenever a big test is coming up.
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>>13610348
It's like 9am here, so
I'm gonna need a coffee first
It's a Quest anyway, probably better saved tonight
Also he's not brainwashed, he just got his brains put through a strainer to pick out something that stuck like glue to certain memories when falling through the Void
There are significant problems with the memory gap alone
Like "seriously wishing he didn't know how far he's fallen," "what even am I any more" problems
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>>13610377
>probably better saved tonight
Yeah, probably. Day threads suck.
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>>13610367
>Not praying to the based god Mi Amore Cadenza daily
Fucking pussy.
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>>13610382
Sometimes they're cool. Still easy to get angry but they improved a bit overall.
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>>13610390
That bouncy crown always makes my heart stop
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>>13610390
>that bouncy crown
Why do I giggle at that every time?
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>>13610390
> Finally, people with honest-to-goddess flesh and blood hooves! My skin is dying by a thousand nicks!
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>>13610390
rubber is not jewellery cadance
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>reading a fic with great premise/character and its written by a 13 year old virgin who keeps using words like CUM and PUSSY over and over.
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>>13610415
It's better than "sticky baby batter" or "natural protein shake" or "flesh curtains"
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>>13610415
>reading fics
You asked for this, Diamond Tiara.
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>>13610357
Hail their comms continously and perform evasive maneuvers. If you're already doing the evasive maneuvers, switch the style.
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>>13610415
Sometimes "aching wetness" gets overplayed
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>>13610390
I love bouncy things.
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>>13610425
>pony smears the sticky baby batter all over her flesh curtains
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>>13610415
>CUM
>PUSSY
>13 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

i've read excerpts from 50 shades of Grey in bookstores.

the public lap those up
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>>13610435
the public a shat
>>
sex with luna
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>>13610430
>not hot wetness
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>>13610435
>amazon now sells fanfics

It's pretty funny. I'm writing one now and hoping it will make me a decent wage.
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>>13610430
Is there a list of overplayed descriptors?
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>>13610443
Only if he is up to it.
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>>13610456
But Luna's a girl.
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>>13610443
The first time someone calls you "Princess" is pretty memorable
Or world-breaking
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>>13610460
Is that what they teach you in schools now-a-days? She must be a girl with a really big dick, then.
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>>13610453
Probably.

"Silken vice," "throbbing manhood," "quivering ache," "budding sexuality" come to mind.
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>>13610428
Pony has enough time to arm the unmanned drone. Pony launches it and blows up the enemy! Pony takes a fat shit in the captain's chair to celebrate.
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>>13610468
Losing your nose truly is a terrible thing
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>>13610477
But she has a vagina and no penis.
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>>13610468
I have no idea why, but the concept of Twilight having a complete breakdown shortly after her coronation seems like it'd be an interesting thing to explore.
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>>13610481
It is now the chair of Pony.
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>>13610443
she yells at your dick
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>>13610482
Isn't it though?
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>>13610415
If he's 13 he was born this millennium
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>>13610485
Yep, that's true if vagina is slang for masive floppy horsecock.
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>>13610487
It doesn't fit Twilight.
The only way I'd see Twqilight having a breakdown over this is if she was immortal like Celestia and would see her friends slowly age while she's the same.
But since Meghan said she won't outlive her friends that won't happen.
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13610489
>ask Luna for a blowjob
>she exhales air through pursed lips at your dong
>"IS THOU AROUSED HUMAN?!"
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>sperm-launcher
>baby-making hole
>vagina seeking missile
>pink oval where penises go into
>embiggened hyper-realistic dildo
>soft, wet cave entrance
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>>13610258
>Celestia getting wistful every year around Luna's birthday and carefully re-reading a certain piece of Dogma by the Ecumenical Council about Luna's 'official age' isn't out of the question.

Fuck man..
Okay, back to the beginning - am I allowed to save all three if I sacrifice myself instead? I think I'd rather do that now
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>>13610502
>immortal like Celestia

Huh?
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>>13610503
That's just it, Princess. I've just made all these friends and now I have to say goodbye. ;_;
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>>13610508
Save all three what now?
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>>13610507
>>pink oval where penises go into
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>>13610504
>she blows it so hard air gets inside your urethra and the bladder
>dickfarts just became a thing
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>>13610504
>"IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?"
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>>13610508
You realize that chistery wasn't the one writing that, yeah?
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>>13610515
I meant the Anon who wrote the story.
Cadance, Luna and Celestia were fused into some abomination and you could only save one
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>>13610508
Incidentally that was a spin-off story I had planned from ages ago after "We Card Hard." Why do you think the Council was ever pushed to establish a canon age for the Princess?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I3PelQnIICPpxQcCj8OyxqaYutncV2Euj5m8NHTlVew/edit?hl=en&authkey=CLLS7O8C
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>>13610507
Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple
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>>13610507
>hyper weapon
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>>13610532
Is the hyper weapon cuteness?
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>>13610526
I see what you did with that.
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>>13610522
Yes, I was just quoting him because of the line I cited.
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>>13610559
Yeah, but I have not a single clue how to un-Necromorph those Princesses
The OP of that thread may not either
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>>13610567
Well I could obviously un-necromorph them through sacrifice, maybe I can also sacrifice someone else and have all of them live.
Or at least Luna and Celestia
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MLPG, I can't find my pony.
Have you seen her?
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I just had an incredibly fucking vivid, intense dream last night.

But there was no pony...
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>>13610606
Mebbe
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>>13610606
Did you try her favorite shop?
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>>13610567
>>13610579
Think of the Elements of Harmony as a man with a sledgehammer, and what's required to undo that sort of damage as a team of highly-skilled surgeons and their support staff.

More power isn't the solution to this problem, and the unstable configuration of their merged body will result in all three of them dying if something isn't done in time.
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>>13610619
>uuuuluuuluuullllllllluuulllul
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>>13610632
I'm not familiar with that response
Is it Xena's battle cry?
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>>13610623
>I'm not even allowed to sacrifice myself to save them
>I have to kill two of them and then live with it and constantly see them suffer from their loss

You monster
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>>13610638
It's the letters the rain is making in that pic.
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>>13610641
If it's any comfort, the choice to save Celestia earlier was better than the alternatives. Do you really think Luna or Cadence would've been as accepting?
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>>13610606
Is this your pony?
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>>13610623
It might be as simple as culling what mass you can very clearly determine is x individual's and putting it back together in a lesser-mass body

It might mean unintentional age regression, which isn't as much a problem for Celestia and/or Luna given their lifespan but

Cadence may not appreciate being 12 again
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Winter is coming, the nightmare of the fourth begins.
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Here's my dream, /mlp/
http://pastebin.com/Mtcr4UyV

But what does it mean?
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>max out relationship with any of the mane six
>you're now able to start dating one of them
>max out relationship with Celestia or Luna
>they just kiss you on the forehead
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>>13610672
I don't see anything related to ponies in there
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>>13610647
No, Celestia was the best choice, but still - now I have to see her mourning the loss of her sister and nephew.
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I miss moonstuck
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>>13610673
As it should be

Man can not touch the stars, only hope to reach them
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>>13610681
I know, I wish it was ponies.
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>>13610672
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>>13610521
> Proceed to go down on her, only to get her plaintive cries entirely in the Royal Canterlot Voice
> "VERILY YOU ARE AS GOOD AT THIS AS TWILIGHT INTIMATED~"
> Pretty certain the Royal Tower is in shouting distance of the school commons
> You're gonna catch Hell for this tomorrow
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>>13610687
It may have been a terrible accident that brought you together, but you'll be there for each other for eternity.
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>>13610688
I like Slice of Ponyville, but I generally found Moonstuck more charming and fun to read. Understandably it couldn't go on forever, though.
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>>13610704
I'm just sad that it had to be at the loss of her sister and nephew.
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>>13610513
AND THEN TWILIGHTS FRIENDS ALL BECAME PRINCESSES
THE END!
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>>13610687
>>13610710
why do you keep saying nephew
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>>13610713
Autism / Cadence has a dick
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>>13610710
>nephew
>A nephew is a son of one's sibling or half-sibling
>son
1.21 nigga whats
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>>13610712
I hope when her friends become princesses on the show that they have nice dresses.
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>>13610713
Because I'm retarded and English isn't my first language.Sorry.
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Did pone evolve?
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>>13610712
That must be some great grass.

Mebbe she'd like cake better.
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>>13610701
>try rimming her
>"WHILE MOST UNCOUTH, WE FIND THIS NEW SENSATION QUITE AGREEABLE."
>"HOWEVER, WE NOW MUST INSIST THAT YOU WASH THY MOUTH THOROUGHLY IF THOU DESIRE A KISS."
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>>13610712
>that face
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>>13610741
No.
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>>13610743
I want to give her the cake
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>>13610741
Obviously
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>>13610761
You wanna give her the C?
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>>13610769
Yes.
I want to see the smile on her face when I take my hands from her eyes and she sees the cake.
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>>13610769
>you will never give Celestia the anything
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>>13610779
She already has my undying love and loyalty. As she is so fond of telling me, what else could she need?
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>>13610681
Speaking of pony dreams, I had a humanized Derpy in a lab assistant getup in my dream last night.
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>>13610798
unf
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>>13610798
Like that humanized mailbag Derpy with dem hips?
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>>13610802
>dat little piece of the f sticking out of the spoiler
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>>13610809
Does it turn you on?
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http://youtu.be/a8aKDfaXhDk

> Most of MLPG
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>>13610822
Inaccurate, I'm not a cute little girl
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>>13610822
Why does she have so many phones
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>>13610822
>animu music

kill yourself
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I'M GONNA MAKE TWO CAKES FOR CELESTIA

AND THEN MAKE HER CHOOSE ONLY ONE AND THE OTHER WILL NEVER REACH HER LIPS
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>>13610838
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>>13610806
Maybe? My dreams tend to not go into proper detail on most things, and just rely on "I know that that is supposed to represent this". I'm actually not even certain about that lab assistant getup, it could maybe have been just a normal office assistant getup (maybe it changed? That might be why I'm so confused). The one thing I'm certain of was that she had the most brilliant yellow eyes (a little bit derped, natch). She'd opened up a packet of tic-tacs and was offering them to all the coworkers in the area, and had come to find me in the slightly out-of-the-way area I was in at the time.
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>>13610847
ALL YOU HAD TO DO

WAS CALL DW
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>>13610838
You should put the two cakes equally apart from her. She'll never be able to choose one cake over the other
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>>13610847
YES PRINCESS
EVER NIGHT YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH TWO CAKES
ONCE YOU HAVE CHOSEN ONE THE OTHER WILL BE DESTROYED THERE IN FRONT OF YOU. ONE SINGLE HIT TO THE TABLE AND THE CAKE WILL BE RUINED ALL OVER THE FLOOR, NEVER TO BE EATEN.

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY
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>>13610838
>implying you could resist and actually deny her the second cake when you see that happy expression on her face
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>>13610862
YOU CAN'T LIVE ON CAKE ALONE
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>>13610864
>give: cup of tea/coffee
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>>13610855
>Do that
>She uses magic to bring both towards her at the same time, at the same speed
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>Twilight uses growth spell on Spike for the first time
>he turns into chubby Spike
>Twilight uses growth spell on Spike again
>he turns into muscle Spike
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>>13610880
>giving caffiene to ponies
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>>13610864
I'm sure she also eats a lot of grass and hay. Lifting she sun must burn tons of calories.
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>>13610862
now that is one happy horse
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>>13610882
>Pinkie Pie appears out of nowhere and eats both cakes.
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>>13610861
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>>13610889
Well, cake is grass, since it's made from flour.
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Oh no! Celestia's been cut and she's bleeding! Will you help her apply some plasters?
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>>13610911
>you wrap her up like a mummy
>rather than point out the overkill, she plays along with it and starts chasing you around making groaning sounds
>"Suffer my cuuuuurse~"
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>>13610911
I love it when celestia has that evil grin face.
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>>13610884
> he turns into muscle Spike
God he'd be insufferable. Setting up a CrossFit in town would only compound it.
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>>13610911
>Will you help her apply some plasters?
Of course.
I'd wrap her whole body up in plasters, it makes her looks so adorable.
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>>13610927
>crossfit
>muscles
>>
sex with Rainbow Dash
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>>13610911
> "It was awesome! I had a trident!"
Spike confirmed for 3x as cool as most of the primary cast
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>>13610934
He has the muscles to bullshit his way through all the exercises he forces others to do, wrenching their backs while all the while "spreading the word" about his gym
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>>13610942
>Spikes Kipping Palace
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>>13610920
Shriek in girly terror, and run around. Convince a guard to join you!
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Pone tail?
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>>13610967
I want to cum on Rainbow Dash's wings non-ironically.
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>>13610967
I like pone tail.

I'd really like to see it from the back; that small strip of mane on the back going up into the hairpiece.
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>60 second cooldown timer
Thanks Moot. Thanks a lot. Also congrats on losing more traffic to le reddit, dipshit.
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>>13610987
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>>13610987
I don't comprehend what the fuck was the point of this. If he wanted to slow down /v/, apply it to /v/, not to the entire site for fucks sake. 2 posts a minute is not much at all.
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>>13611000
He said he plans to revisit the posting cooldown again.

in b4 120 second cooldown timer
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>>13610885
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>>13611000
Why would you ever want to slow down traffic on your site anyways? Isn't 4Chan suffering from all of the other alternative sites that are leeching it's traffic? Or is this a ploy to make avid channers buy 4Chan Gold accounts?
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>>13611000
I can only speculate but I assume that he did it to discourage rampant shitposting because if you can say only one thing per minute, you might think twice about what you want to say.

Problem is that shitposters just come here to shitpost and don't give a single fuck if their one post/minute is worthless or not so it only hurts the regular posters.
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you suddenly appear in equestria wearing whatever you're wearing right now and holding this book

what do
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>>13611036
Find pony.
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>>13611036
read book
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>>13611009
>>13611017
>>13611022
He could've at least made it adaptive, 15s cooldown and maybe limited to 10 posts per 5 minutes or something like that, or CD just increasing with each post until a max of 60 with another 60 or so resetting it to 15s or whatever. Many other ways of slowing shitposters while hurting users less.
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UUUNF!
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>>13611036
>>13611044
>>13611050
Use book with pony
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>>13611036
Remove clothes
Wear book
Read clothes

No pone and hard work makes anon a normalfag
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>>13611063
You bludgeon pony to death with your book.

You are now WANTED.
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>>13611036
Look for medical scientist pony
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>>13611036
>naked
>holding anatomy book
Find a smart book pony, tell them they can read this instead of dissecting me to figure out how I'm made. Until I give book away, use it to hide my raging anatomy from marshmallow equines I pass on the streets.
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>>13611036
>you suddenly appear in equestria wearing whatever you're wearing right
>what do

Find pants.
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>>13611083
The only pants you can find are made for ponies, not human.
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>>13611069
Hide from the pony police
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>>13611087
Then hope that pony doesn't get offended by me being naked.
Also search fir Rarity, I'm sure she can help me.
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>>13611054
a10 is such a cutie
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>>13611104
Would you let her BRRRRRRRRRT all over you?
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>>13611108
will i die?
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>>13611112
Yes, unless you're wearing some sort of bulletproof armor.

Hope that she doesn't use her rockets on you.
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which pony can't keep getting away with it
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>>13611036
>in underwear
>holding medical textbook I don't understand
Cower and wait for the Royal Guard to find me.
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>>13611121
then no, i would ___cumt in her though
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>>13611134
>>holding medical textbook I don't understand
Anatomy books are pretty straightforward, you'll understand it fine
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>>13611138
>tsundrebolt
top lel
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>>13611097
> hue hue hue gg raep heh lel
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>>13611138
>Blitz tells you to "come inside"
>you climb into her cockpit to be her pilot for the training exercise
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>>13611158
us gg h8trs, right? kekekekekek top kek lel xDDD
lel so epin
so epin
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>>13611153
i thought it was quite apt
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>>13611036
Make very certain I'm not about to take a PhD-level medical exam

Then, I dunno

Eat a burger
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>>13611163
how would that even work
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>>13611163
god damn it anon. let me sex plane ponies

>>13611171
plane ponies are plane sized
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>>13611178
you're plane sized
>>
Are we still shit?
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>>13611178
>plane ponies are plane sized
okay but they can fly without pilots
so what's the point of a cockpit
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>>13611184
excellent
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>>13611185
No, we're monstergirls.
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>>13611185
We've been shit since we were kicked out of /co/.
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>>13611190
shut anon shut up shut up shut up
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>>13611205
is it like some kind of highly-specialized erogenous zone or what
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>>13611170
>Eat a burger
>made of a sentient creature in pone world
So, you want to live a life of exile... I think the Diamond Dogs would probably take you in. They probably eat some sort of meat too. Pray that they don't eat gems
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>>13611190
Vestigial components
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>>13611209
well, it is pretty sensitive consider the controls

and buttons etc

so yes, you can keep talking
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>>13611209
No, it's like a mind-control area where you can actually take control over their body and drive them around. You could make your plane pony do stunts, shoot bad guys, or be a gigantic slut for the refuel stallion she kinda likes
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>>13611211
Whoa
Whoa
I'm okay with taro root or Quorn burgers, mate
A burger's a burger if it's warm and patty-like between bread buns
Or on kale or lettuce if you're nobread
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Pony just ponied all over pony
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>>13611220
>>13611226
>whynotboth.jpg
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>>13611235
>>
We're still shit.
And there's no cookie update.
Fuck.
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>>13611240
>>13611235
That thing GG did with Celestia declaring everyone should always finish internally comes to mind

That was kind of screwy
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>>13611257
what thing? I like that thing. Post thing.
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>>13611229
Oh

In that case, pone might even ask you for a nibble. You'd probably be in good with a bro pone like Pinkie.
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>>13611240
>Changelings? In my vagina?
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>>13611267
>It's more likely than you think!
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>>13611267
What if your brand new ponegina came with changelings installed already?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeG-hNXXy6I
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>>13611264
It was part of that Snails thing where he's getting passed around the main cast like a prison-yard hoagie

No idea where to find it right now
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Pony is screaming at one hundred and thirty decibels.
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What if apple pony was killed and the bandits took her daughter? Would you go to the end of the world and back to get her back?
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>>13611285
Hmmm. I have a vague reminiscence.
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>>13611289
I am ridiculously glad I have earplugs.
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>>13611291
Apple pony doesn't have a daugther.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
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STOP BEING SO DEAD, FUCK
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>>13611323
I BLAME MOOT
I ALSO BLAME PONE
AND YOU
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>>13611323
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>>13611009
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>>13611326
YOU CAN'T BLAME PONE, PONE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
EXCEPT THIS PON
THIS PON IS ALWAYS INNOCENT
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>>13611345
Ha, wow. I had that post number in my quick reply that whole time
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>>13611345
Shit,that's a thick skin that pony has.
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>>13611347
FUCK YOU PONKO
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Your roomie had her girlfriend over again. Do you make bacon and eggs and invoke the 'find a date' pact she insisted on after watching that terrible episode of Big Bang?
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>>13611363
>"Fuck me? You're sure about that, anonymous? You still want to walk tomorrow?"
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>>13611360
That pone knows no pain
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>>13611368
when did i start rooming with a lesbian
why did i allow myself to watch big bang theory
what the fuck is this find a date pact
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>>13611368
But.. her girlfriend is the one I love..
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>You're a human in Equestria
>You have a young, receptive mare friend that you can pretty obviously tell is going out of her mind with lust
>She's been deepthroating bananas, drawing stallion dicks in her journal, and occasionally seen blushing as she hurriedly dries up a few wet spots she leaves behind on her chairs
>She's only in her early teens and just discovering her sexual side
>Hasn't thought of you as anything more than a very dear friend
>She goes into great detail about how much she wants to get rutted, but doesn't mention anything about wanting to take your D
How deal?
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>>13611374
What he said.
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>>13611371
>You still want to walk tomorrow?
Not particularly. I'll get lubed up if you get the strapon.
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>>13611371
LIKE YOU CAN TAKE ME
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>>13611368
>find a date pact
What
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>>13611383
>"you won't walk for a week then. Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry."
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>>13611374
It's the only room in town that doesn't involve bunking with Pinkie and for some damn reason Twilight keeps insisting on watching Earth TV for cultural reasons

>>13611387
A 'find a date' pact is that when your best friend gets a girl they help you at least get lined up with a date

It's pretty dumb
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>>13611376
>any possible response other than 'Give her the D'
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>rumble for sexual
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>>13611376
Play dumb and suggest she find a guy out there.

There's nothing said YOU want to give her the D
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>>13611376
Either start deliberately suggesting that you would like to attempt a sexual relationship and deal with the consequences if she rejects you or don't. Don't be passive-aggressive and hope she'll one day fall all over you.
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>>13611394
I tell twilight to watch better earth tv
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>>13611407
Colts are NOT for sexual.
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>>13611393
Good thing I already cleaned and lubed, then.
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>>13611407
haha that's actually pretty good
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>>13611393
Too slow, pinkass, you're the one not walking for a few years.
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>>13611394
why not just bunk with pinkie then
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>>13611051
You can't force quality.
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>>13611418
> The only thing that falls from Earth are boxed DVD sets
> If any more Seinfeld falls through you're gonna kill someone
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>>13611407
We'll see 'bout that
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>>13611420
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>>13611427
Have you ever tried to bunk up with someone who calibrates a party canon every day at dawn and spends the wee hours of the morning curling ribbon with scissors, making that hideous scraping sound along the fabric?

I don't think so
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>>13611393
Don't worry, I've had explosive diarrhea for the past few days so I'm naturally lubed.
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>today I’ll be working on tying everything up, putting the dungeon generator into the actual game and using the graphics I’ve produced so far. Then I’ll focus on adding content and hopefully I can release soon (no, not today)

DUNGEONS SOON
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>>13611446
>curling ribbon
>hideous scraping sound

I love that noise.
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>>13611376
Suggest she talk to a mare who's a bit older than her, as I don't know how this kind of situation works in pone society
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>>13611454
>that apple tan
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>>13611458
Well
Enjoy the mysterious jelly-donut leavings everywhere
EVERYWHERE
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>>13611446
>Pinkie makes all her party apparel herself
>she made herself an extremely efficient gyrocopter
>she made a cannon that shoots sweets and wrappers without explosives or gunpowder
>she is a borderline psyker
>she is actually a genius, but doesn't truly realize it
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>>13604414
>>13604414
>>13604414

Previous horse.
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>>13611446
Don't forget her lack of understanding regarding personal space. Waking up to a blowjob is nice once, but every day for a month gets a bit boring.
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>>13611454
What's this?
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teasing pony's dock
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>>13611469
It's white, son.
I don't think that came from a donut, but it sure is jelly.
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>>13611485
Pone.
Pone clicker.
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Shouldn't you be in class?
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>>13611403
>Show her your penis and tell her she can use it
>She casually declines, thanking you for the 'little show' you gave her.

>>13611409
>Says she's nervous about approaching a stallion her age
>She fumbles on her words when she uncontrollably winks around them
>She pouts and rolls over, flicking one of her teats and kicking a pillow

>>13611413
>Suggest that you could rut her if she really wanted to
>She smiles and tells you that you're her best friend, but she wouldn't want to ruin what the two of you have. She just wants a quick rut from some random stallion to satisfy her curiosity.

>>13611461
>Tell her that she could probably get some help from another mare. There has to be other horses out that that have gone through heat.
>She gives you a smug look, then pulls out a long, floppy dildo from under the sheets on her bed, telling you that this is all she got for asking
>She wants the real deal, not some rubber toy thing
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>>13611504
It's 7pm
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>>13611504
>class
What do you think the average age around here is, bluefast?
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>>13611504
I just woke up and came on mlpg because I have lost control of my life. Class starts in an hour

Also, wow you guys were dead
Only like half a thread passed while I was asleep
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>>13611513
....not in America it isn't.
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>>13611507
I doubt it'd "ruin" anything, but if she's uninterested, she's uninterested.

Time to call in Ice Pack
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>>13611507
Softly remind her that you're not aware of any stallions who just 'need it' but discrete enough to not brag
Young men are pretty difficult to find in that vein
But maybe there's OkCupid?
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>>13611504
School cancelled classes today
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>>13611528
it's 7 46 pm where I'm from, you dumb horse.
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>>13611526
>Twilight will never kiss you a lot
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>>13611430
You were a warehouse manager for SOE's DVD distribution center.
One day, while scanning the aisles for a misplaced FRIENDS crate, you heard a rumble and look up just in time to see a massive wooden case of >seinfeld falling towards you.
Next thing you know, you're in equestria, the ground around you strewn with sitcoms.

>Equestria's version of Earth history and culture is entirely based off of 90's sitcoms.
>They become so popular that ponies begin modifying their clothing styles and changing their speech to imitate their favorite characters.
>Even in equestria, your job is still the DVD clerk.
>Occasionally more DVDs fall into Equestria.
>Soon Frasier and Everybody Loves Raymond are considered cultural avant-garde.

What have you done?
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>>13611507
>the dildo is nearly the same length as you
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>>13611504
No, I should be at work
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>>13611507
>She smiles and tells you that you're her best friend, but she wouldn't want to ruin what the two of you have

FLASHBACKS
FLASHBACKS
KICK PONY
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>>13611547
Something inexcusable.
>kill self
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>>13611507
But I'm the same penis size as that dildo. What gives, pony?
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>>13611507
That's fine
Leave the offer open, if she changes her mind I'd be happy to see what I can do to help.

Do we know any stallions we could hook her up with?
Really, if anyone would know a male hooker in ponyville its probably Anonymous
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>>13611573
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>>13611547
> not becoming a curator of "popular Media from Earth" at the local museum
> you still wind up being a clerk but get to explain that these are just cultural artifacts and an inexact portrait of Earth society
> Fraiser okay, Seinfeld pretty shaky although it shows some pretty terrible people in New York
> One day LOST begins falling through
> THAT they think is real
> After the speculation on whether you've been holding out on them re: magic on Earth you'd almost wish for "Lois and Clark"
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>>13611598
>>13611598
>>13611598
Apple in the desert time
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I need a dose of cute ponies right now
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>>13611594
>There's a stash of slasher flicks buried just inside the Everfree forest
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>>13611594
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>>13611621
I dunno, building your whole society around a book is some shit ST:OST stuff
Harassing Anon about what *surely* x show means is maybe less so
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>>13611612
>the CMC find it
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>>13611531
>You say that you don't know of any stallions that are just looking to slip into a mare and call it a day. Usually, other ponies like to have meaningful relationships before they share themselves with others
>She nods, saying that's how it's traditionally done
>Ask her if she's ever tried any dating services
>Her body tightens up as she winks from heat. She shakes her head, asking if you know of any.
>You ask her if she knows of OkCupid
>She shakes her head, then buries her face in a pillow
>>13611561
>>13611548
>You mention that the dildo looks just about as long as you are when you're hard
>She scoffs and puts down the little toy, letting it bounce across the bed.
>You pull down your pants, but she doesn't seem all that impressed
>"Looks kinda floppy right now."
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>>13611560
you can't take it any more.
you find the first DVD of the first season of Seinfeld, and sharpen the edges carefully.
>just one swipe.
you wake up in Monk's Cafe
"Hey Kramer! How ya doin?"

badend.jpg
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>>13611652
>suicide again
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>>13611652
> Kramer's bizarre behavior is handily explained - it's someone trapped in Seinfeld and just can't get out, all their weird jives a painful scream for help from the outside world
Jesus
JESUS NO
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>>13611647
Rut pony mercilessly.
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>>13609711
>MLPG
Ok, now that there's a new thread and I'm not worried about fueling meta, that's kind of funny how accurate it is. There really shouldn't have been any need for a 24/7 my little pony thread during that first season, and there was absolutely no reason to keep going 24/7 during that first hiatus, but we kept going anyway.
And here we are.
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>>13611699
>There really shouldn't have been any need for a 24/7 my little pony thread during that first season, and there was absolutely no reason to keep going 24/7 during that first hiatus

I find myself strongly against your ideas good sir.
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>>13611647
Well, YOU said you weren't interested.
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>>13610311
hi
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>>13610311
>>13611783
oh wait, that's 3 hours old
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>>13611783
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>>13611749
Yes, but after seeing that winking surely some magic can happen. And there's interest and then there's just helping your friend out.

I could probably fuck a female friend and leave it as a thing we just don't talk about much
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>>13611794
THAT PONE NEEDS MEDICAL HELP QUICK
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>>13611801
help out your marefriend
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>>13611598
>>13611598
>>13611598
>>13611598
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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