Sleeping and dreaming edition~last thread>>13568740
>>13572056That is too many pinkies.
>>13572067what sort of bizzaro mlpg have I wandered intothis is not a booping appropriate filename
>>13572089It's what happens when marker lets anon post the marker instead.
>>13572067bleh, that story was bad enough the first time i read it
>>13572098LINKBOARDYOU'RE BACKWHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN
What does this picture mean?
Ugh, had to be reminded of that game. Only good thing about it was the combat and music.
>>13572056the only good game in this series is superstar sagaall the others are complete shit
>>13572133What about the sprites? They're god tier.
>>13572129care bears was an utter failure bellybroLPS was supposed to copy the success of MLP
>>13572135Im currently playing Bowser's INside Story and its pretty great. Should I play that one next?
>>13572129That care bears is pretty appropriate.
>>13572135SuperStar saga is good....Until you made a build (accidental or not) that kills every boss in a single turn.
>>13572056I could give a damn about this circlejerk.But fuck is that picture awesome.
>>13572129mlp is a success storylps is trying to cheat off her
>>13572129LPS is copying from MLP, while Care Bears is struggling alone in the back
>>13572117Kidnapped by Colombian mercenaries. I did some shit that I never thought I'd do to get out anon. A part of me thinks I might have been better off dying back there.
>>13572144Yes yes, the sprites are good too.
>>13572129It means cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
>You will never pinkie pie's frosting proboscis
>>13572150yesit's better in every single way
>>13572148>>13572157>>13572158but LPS is objectively better than MLP
>>13572162ain't that the truth
>>13572178Considering im having fun with this one thats good news!
>>13572148and it did, just in the ratings though
>>13572179yes but its subjectivity that matters, well at least to me ;)
>>13572178Except bowser fights are absolute shit, and traversing inside him is absolute shit.
>>13572150oh man i just beat that this weekhype for dream team but i just got smt so holding off
captcha: annoy hignsw
>>13572202He said superstar was better. Dweeb
>>13572202i was talking about superstar saga
>>13572098Now the paste bin just needs to be updated.I think Qaws is in charge of that.
>>13572215I downloaded dowser, and DQIV-V-VI. Gonna OD on RPGs man.But I guess Im adding superstar saga to the list
>>13572195Just in the target demographic, that's why you barely see it having a fandom, and the vast majority of the current fandom are just bronies jumping ships or just predisposed to like it because is like ponies.
>a human will never stroke your bulging mareteats
>>13572234>dowserGONNA GET DOWSEREDMeant Bowser
>>13572263Lyra go to bed.
>>13572135Nintendo should stop trying to recapture the magic that brought joy to the fans.
>>13572263>bulgingHold on there sugarcube. Are they always that way or is this a special case? I like my teats small.
>>13572284DON'T FUCKING START!
>>13572293They get that way when I'm aroused.
Previous Thread>>13566427[MLP:FiM LinkBoard]Version 8.1 Beta 9/16/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- EQG --- :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIwE8eDwN00Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://derpy.me/QuestArchivehttp://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralEmbedded picture script (for porn/stuff):- http://derpy.me/t9wmv
>>13572310You don't get baned for posting the linkboard anymore?
>>13572310Nigga, knock it off.
here you go anon
>>13572286They just need to get off the hardware "race" and just make their games on actually competent hardware. At least then I'd give a shit about their games post Gamecube/GBA
>>13572263you will never drink pony's delicious maremilk
>>13572342So this is Nathan's new obsession? Armstrong with Rarity...
>>13572342too titany, needs more swole muscles
>>13572342NOT SWOLE ENOUGH!
>>13572342FMA is the only anime that I can really enjoy
>>13572342>that construction line in her crotch
>>13572394You mean her vagina?
wow beb im going to sleep fuk u guise
>>13572400That's a terrible looking vagina.
>>13572286they should've died with the wii in my opinion
>>13572342A singularity of ham
Wait so MLP and LPS are tied in ratings, but just in the target demographic, which supposedly is more important when it comes to sales, and yet LPS is selling like shit while MLP just keeps growing non stop.Isn't that indication that the non target demographic is actually having a significant impact on the sales? and yet Hasbro won't seem to acknowledge that.Or am i missing something?
WOW!Friendship is Witchcraft actually kept making episodes after the first one!
>>13572445and there are like a million episodes of mentally advancedgo figure
>>13572400Cant be, it doesnt look like a used turkey sandwich
>>13572445well yeah, and the effort improved
Pony should build Ponybot.
>>13572454Not enough muscle
>>13572443It's not selling like shit. It's selling enough to bring some profit.Also there are still kids that aren't in FiM's target demographic but love the show and buy toys.
>>13572454>this method of ponying has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations
>>13572400>>13572425FEEEED ME, SEYMOUR! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ME!
>>13572310http://synchtube.6irc.net/r/fillyFor your consideration? I've been feeling nostalgic lately.
I wish I was good or at least okay at something.
>>13572486hello new filename
>>13572496That's not the real linkboard. And the current keeper of the linkboard is not here.
>>13572502I bet you could be pretty good at not posting, why don't you give it a try?
>>13572502I'm good or at least okay at bonermancing.
>>13572510I don't think you quite grasp just how much meat is on those bones
>>13572529>not liking filly synchtubeGETTHEFUCKOUT
>>13572524>tfw all you'll ever be is a spaghettimancer
>>13572356There's been a couple anons asking for it actually.
>>13572536i only looked up a picture of his facemy god he is swole what the fuck
>>13572541make me, nerd
>>13572550you never will be with that attitude
>>13572560he's trained all his lifeyou should see him in action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdQunJnrEw
>>13572550Pinkie a cute pony.
>>13572542And what's wrong with that?
>>13572536The only body a man should possess
>>13572568ive watched FMAso goood
>>13572571Being doomed to never being able to handle all the spaghetti you create.
Why not Olivier?
the cracked app is better than the websiteis that good or bad
>>13572568Superior action scene from Brotherhood, even though the audio is Spanish for some reason.Can't find any good clips in englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgit7XBhoWc
>>13572632Not as fabulous.
http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/post/61384027606/korra-cumbending-teehee-3-im-so-maturehas atryl ever seen a vagina before in his life?
>>13572632Because mlpg has bad taste
>>13572642>not her ass eating everythign in sight
>>13572669i believe so, yeahi think he's married
>>13572632simply not as fun
>>13572669>furry artist>seeing a vagina
>>13572642somewhere, somebody is really fapping to this
>>13572669He's married so yes
>>13572632HughesXPanka OTPand by Panka I mean death
perfect excuse to post this
>>13572669not everyone has the same vagina
>>13572686>>13572681that weird, this is the first i am ever hearing of this
Full Metal Alchemist is stupid.Why do you guys have such bad taste in anime?
>>13572692and this, for good measure
>>13572648Are AMVs admissible as evidence?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90IQtuMXv-w
>>13572702>I've never watched Brotherhood
>>13572683Furry artist usually get a lot of sex because there are a lot of orgies at furry conventions.
>>13572702because it is a solid series
>>13572692>automail bowEVERY TIME
>>13572702Cant be worse than the Anime Im currently watching.
>>13572707in the absence of proper reference materiel, yes
Dammit MLPG. I've decided to blame you. I linked a few of you an old fic the other day and you convince me then to get back to work on it. So I proofread it a little more and finally publish it on fimfic.Now I'm at the top of the featured box in less than a day. What the hell guys?! Why'd you do this to me? I can't stand this kind of attention. Now I've got people sending my PMs about "allowing" me to use their pony creator OCs in my fic, and strange foreboding comments from people I've never heard of along the lines of "We'll be watching you with great interest."This fandom is crazy, but I'm gonna blame you for pushing me into the deep end of the pool like that.
>>13572704>>13572692LameI prefer real augmentations
>>13572724you can't tell me this and not fucking link it
>>13572709But I have. It was so stupid. Utter garbage.Please watch good anime.>>13572712Sure, if you're a moron.
>>13572737Not everything can be as good as Monster of TTGL
>>13572737/a/ please go
>>13572737what anime do you like elitist anon?
>>13572704>>13572692But pony legs grow back
>>13572694are you trying to tell me that is an acceptable vagina?a bunch of parts are missing
Mewball should stram FMAThe only question is: Original, non canon anime or Brotherhood?
Pone wants babyWhat do
ITT we post good animeMio-chan wants to be your little pony; will you ride her? :3
>>13572755not everyone has the same vaginasome people just so happen to have an innie vagina have you ever seen those?besides, have you seen korra's vagina?
>>13572741>>13572735I did say top of the feature box on fimfic. >>13572759What are you trying to say?
twilight sparkle's starswirl/discord slash fiction
>>13572768It was good.Quality animation, fights, writing and overall entertainment value.Just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad.
Since we alchemy now, I might as well ask.At what point does the continuty for the original diverge from brotherhoodI kinda want to skip rewatching the same things and get to where brotherhood differs from the first anime
>MFW S2 of LPS > S4 of MLP
>>13572784It was terrible.The writing was terrible, the fights were terrible and humor was absent.
>>13572743Don't even get me started on TTGL>>13572748I don't go to /a/.I go to /m/, but not for mech anime.>>13572753My favorite anime is Paranoia Agent.If we're bringing movies into it my favorite is Tokyo Godfathers followed only by Redline.
>>13572781I'm too busy with catching up on my current fanfics to check the featured boxjust link it
>>13572790so go to the LPS general then
>>13572787It has a different chronology so it differs from the first episode, i'd rewatch it all.
>>13572781>pillow CaseOhI said before it's great and Pillow Case is a qt 3.14.She's so adorable. Well if you don't like the attention just delete everything before it's to late.
>>13572781I'm trying to say that I've been watching you with great interest and I give you permission to use my pony creator oc
>>13572787Around the time they head to Dublith to meet up with Ed and Al's teacher
>>13572787I could have sworn the robot limbs on ponies were going to lead somewhere else. A bit of a relief it went somewhere new this time.
>>13572811Oh, okay thenWelp, time to take the plunge once more
Pony is sad but scared to talk about her feelings.
>>13572790>mfw November comes and Hasbro makes the surprise revelation that they have actually been merged into one show
>>13572815which episode in brotherhood would that be?
>>13572806The generals are non existent during hiatus do to shitposting by faggots posting fluffy pony comics
>>13572755it looks just like the example pics herehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilationits his headcanon that the water tribe does this ritual. it seems reasonable to me, i dont see anything wrong with it.
>>13572763i would be downi would say brotherhood i supposealthough i start school next week so we'd have to stram a shitload this week since i'm probably going to go offline for awhile>>13572799looks interesting enoughi really like kaiba and the tatami galaxy
>>13572787There are differences all over the fucking place from the get go but the place where it substantially breaks away is >>13572815But seriously just watch it all. Brotherhood drops a lot of foreshadowing in the "retread" episodes and covers a lot of little details the original left out in favor of the altered storyline.
>>13572814If the majority of them aren't black and red colors then I'll put you at the top of the list of shady back alley OC salesman.>also that pic, ha!
>>13572799Millennium Actress > Tokyo Godfathers
>>13572834It's 64 episodes. How you do it is up to you.Also, this is a show that the English Dub is perfectly fine for viewing.
>>13572866and the movie too!
>>13572848you want shady, I've got shady
>>13572813Someone in the PiE threads compared me to an absentee father of the threads and I kept thinking of the fresh prince episode. It's too late to back out now. >>13572801http://www.fimfiction.net/story/112663/pillow-caseI'm totally not attention whoring! But here is the link to my fic! Everyone look at it because I'm not attention whoring!
>>13572872The movie is okay but trying to fit it ANYWHERE in the time line is headache inducing.
I got a new smartphone MLPGI like it a lot
>>13572776nope, no vagina looks like that unless she has had surgery.especially in that position with the legs spread.
>>13572877>I kept thinking of the fresh prince episode.you mean the one where Will had a breakdown about his real father?
>>13572866that's a loooot of animei might have to pick a shorter seriesid like to stram kaiba or tatami galaxy but i think rose strammed those already
>>13572873Hmmm... do you have anything... edgier?
>>13572896shit, still gotta watch kaiba
>>13572894no the one where he got shot. Yes the one with his father. Gosh anon.
>>13572886does it matter?if you don't like it, just don't save itno need to shit on other people's tastes, no matter how bad it is
>>13572896You could stram FLCLOr MushishiOr TTGLOr Code GeassOr BaccanoOr DurararaOr Guin SagaOr something
>>13572834If you've never seen Tokyo Godfathers or Paranoia Agent I suggest giving them a watch whenever you get the chance.They are really great Eastern animations and I think everyone would benefit from experiencing something as good as those at least once in their life. Lord knows you fucks need better taste.>>13572854They're both good, idiot.
>>13572899why yes I do
>>13572913Paprika > the rest of Satoshi Kon's workThe Girl Who Leapt Through Time > Paprika
>>13572913Paranoia Agent is also 13 episodes long, by the way.
>>13572909its not a matter if i like it or not. someone is trying to say that is how vaginas look in real life when that is not true at all.
Anybody want to play some old school Sierra graphic adventures?http://sarien.net/
>>13572899It's not as funny when you don't post the whole page.
>>13572924TWILIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UPNO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHINESE CARTOONS. THAT"S WHY ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABANDONED YOUWell except for Rrity but then you abandoned her when you heard what anime she likes...
>>13572927I don't remember atryl saying that
>>13572929Really? I actually don't have the whole page. Just that one.
>>13572896Stram Madoka, Haibane Renmei or Serial Experiments Lain
>They outright show us what the CMC's special talents are.>they continue to dick around with us.They should just get separated from the mane six when Ponyville gets burned to the ground, wind up with a traveling theater, and everything else will work out just perfectly.
>>13572912>tfw Attack of titans gets an anime and not Vinland Saga
>>13572945atryl didnt, some guy in this thread did.
>>13572940what anime does rarara like, anyways?>>13572959>vinland saga animethat would be amazing
>>13572922My dick > your mom>>13572940Who needs friends when I have my superior Japanese animation to keep me company.You're just jealous I have better taste than you.
>>13572940It's not Twilight's fault that she has such terrible tastes in anime.Wait.Actually, it is.What the fuck, Twilight?
>>13572966Those romantic crap ones. Also Death note but just because she loves Light
>>13572978Death Note is fun every once in a while, but it is never as good as it was the first time you watched it.
>>13572912oh man i'd LOVE to stram FLCLDurarara would be a lot of fun toohmm>>13572913that could be coolmaybe i'll make a strawpoll or something tomorrow, as i'm going to finish stramming the first seasons of Whose Line? tonight anywayspeaking of stramming, I was planning on doing it in an hour, but I could stram now if that would be preferable
>>13572966She likes Precure because she likes the pretty outfits.She also likes that one anime with the swimming and pretty boys for some reason.I guess Rarity likes swimming or something.
>>13572992Compromise and call it half an hour?
>>13572992YES DO IT NOW!
>>13572988In middle school Death Note blew my fucking mind. I thought it was the greatest thing ever.Then I watched it again and I hated myself a little.
>>13572978imagine her making cosplay outfits for her friends for a canterlot anime conventionand they'll be the best goddamn host club in the conthat year, the entire fucking convention hall is flooded with host club cosplayers and she's completely distraught, exhausting herself trying to get noticed in the gigantic group shots>>13573000also acceptable
>>13573013It was the first show I ever watched without a clear good and bad guy
Which pony would be into generic moeshit
>>13573013>>13573022Code Geass played it better even if the second season was a train wreck.I enjoyed it right up until they revealed Nunnally wasn't killed by the nuke. Or anybody else with a name that supposedly died in that blast. That was bullshit.
Can someone please draw Twilight telling Rarity how shitty her taste in anime is and explaining why she has the best taste in anime?
>>13573039Pony does not need generic moeshit because western moe has more horsepower.
>>13573052Would Rarity even listen or would she be too buys making some costume and just say aha like Twilight did in SaYS?
I liked Madoka better when it was called Kamen Rider Ryuki.
>>13573013I guess I knew a little better watching it, the I lost interest when L died. For some reason I liked his character but didn't like the rest of the show enough without him. I eventually watched the last couple episodes for closure.
>>13573067you know rarara would be all about the cosplayshit taste be damned
>>13573071No one cares, Twilightfix your dyejob
>>13572966But whose taste in Chinese cartoon is the best?
>>13573067>Twilight yelling at Rarity while Rarity is completely uninterested and continues sewing her costumeI need this
I never watched this and I really should
>>13573004ill do thisstram starting in 20
>>13573088>Rarara on Heroes of Cosplay
>>13573088No I meant like she's to absorbed in making the costume to even listen to Twilight.She never knows what Twilight thinks about her taste in anime because she always just starts babbling about how fashionable someone is or is to busy to make costumes
I was disappointed this show turned into a superpower dick waving fest.
>>13573137It's fair to say most were
>>13573074L was my least favorite character.He was just so boring and it's like he had no flaws at all. He was just good at everything just because.And the leaps of logic they had to do in that show were fucking ridiculous.>>13573116Let me sum up every episode for you.>pic related
>>13573151yeah that's pretty much it.
>>13573091Why is everyone losing their shit over Attack on Titan?There is absolutely nothing special about this show at all. The animation is garbage and all the characters are extremely uninteresting. Their method of travel is so stupid, too.It's like whoever came up with that saw Spider-Man and said "how do I make this cooler?" and came up with the dumbest possible thing in the world.Oh no, boring character number 5 just got eaten! I am so shocked and sad!
>>13573151It's scary how accurate this is.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e53b5a67ab30c8335c2b77e22074b1d1/tumblr_mt7cnwVyMu1rsowjpo1_1280.pngDo all firebender have weird vagina placement?
The popularity vote of mane 6 in JapanPonyConAJ 21TS 18FS 13R 9PP 7RD 6
>>13573173>filenameit doesn't matter how tall the walls are when CT can kick in the gatesbut it does provide for some really cool intimidation when that motherfucker just pops up and goes "'sup motherfuckers"
>>13573200yes, even Ozai
>>13573206>AJ in leadWhat
>>13573189>It's like whoever came up with that saw Spider-Man and said "how do I make this cooler?" and came up with the dumbest possible thing in the world.Sheesh, all it is is a glorified grappling hook. Far stupider things have occured
>>13573137I still watch it for Levi the hedgehog
>>13573200did he use 8 year old girl for reference?
>>13573214well, she had to win for once
>>13573200I like the way he and Killryde draw nipples.
>>13573221Same here, but it felt so disapointing
Just finished Advent. Guts is fucking crazy
>>13573214She's a hunk.
>>13573200I saved this as a reference for cartoony anatomy. No really.
>>13573214Foreigners love cowboys, especially the Japanese.Look at Dooks. Mexican. Favorite pony? AJ.Foreign people cannot get enough of cowboys.
>"Hey Anon... whatcha doing?"
>>13573189It was mostly the novel feel of it
>>13573252TRYING to masturbate.
>>13573244Probably because it's also one of the few positive american steryotypes out there
>>13573252I just finished jerking it so I'm watching someone else play video games
>>13573244>rawhide kobayashi>also this one j-drama i watched involving a para para group and a cowboy who lives with a couple of indians who also live in a teepee in a park in japanMakes sense.>>13573252talkin' bout animus and mangos with twilight
>>13573189>Oh no, boring character number 5 just got eaten! I am so shocked and sad!same reason people like game of thrones
This was a thing and i had no ideaWas japanon there?
>>13573244Wow, you do know that half of the West's cowboys were mexican, right? followed by negros and then white men.
>Watching Chinese Cartoons
>>13573256>>13573260>>13573264>>13573265>>13573270>"HEY, ANON IS MASTURBATING! WOULD SOME PONY LIKE TO HELP HIM OUT?!"
why is dovne so cool. I wish i had his life, except for the gay part.
>>13573279The media portrayal is of white dudes, though.
>>13573295Pinkie, it isn't masturbating if someone helps.
>>13573215It is. The dumbest. Thing. Ever.>let me propel myself forward towards this building, land on the roof, and somehow retain all of my momentum, not trip or stumble at all, and continue to do this.If I wanted to see stupid shit like this I would read Spider-Man. At least I'd be entertained.
>>13573295Reporting for duty!
>>13573298garglin that birdcock, eh anon? yeah he's p cool
>>13573312the way you're playing it, it makes it look more like twilight's a rabid western comic/cartoon fan that disdains any and all things eastern
>>13573298>except for the gay part.But that's the best part/
>>13573295>"Welp, looks like no-one else is available">"Guess that just leaves me to help~"
>>13573325reminds me of the old spaghetti sparkle stories
>>13573298>Except for the gay partBeing gay in a liberal area is pretty awesomeYou should at least take being bi
>>13573331Sorry Pinkie, somebody else already volunteered >>13573315But you can join in too, if you like.
So what did you guys think of the new dbz movie?
>>13573319The more you fucking know, son. I'm gonna impregnate you with knowledge.
>>13573311>"Don't be a silly filly about your willy! There's plenty of mares who can help you.">>13573315>"Good job Sweeite! Now, fuck that Anon good and marecream all over his hot monkey dick!"
>>13573351IS A FAGGITFAAAAAGGGGGIT!!!
>>13573344but i have absolutely no desire to have sex with a dude, like at all 0%
can you be racist and gay
>>13573351Why does that suit look like trash that a furry built out of the garbage can?
>>13573316>tfw Dovne will never draw birdcock
>>13573388But if you have his gayness you'll have 100% desire to fuck a hot dudeProblem solved
>>13573390No, niggerfaggots don't exist.
>>13573398Because Rebno Des is a furry who built it out of a garbage can.
>>13573390i was just reading a wikipedia page about slave owners who had tons of sex with their slaves male and female.so yes
>>13573325What I'm saying is I'd rather read capeshit than watch some overrated anime that no one is going to remember five months from now.Not a single person in these threads or this fucking website has good taste in Eastern media.It's always some generic moe show or some stupid as fuck action show like AoT. I'm sick of it.I'm surrounded by people that fail to see the beauty of Eastern animation.I have to get away from all these children and science-fiction pedophiles!
>>13573390Hell yesLike half of all fags won't fuck AsiansEven Asians won't fuck AsiansAsian men have it hard because if they're not smoking hot they're not hot at all
pony wants you to eat her
>>13573398because it is
>>13573443not interested, I only go down on stallions
>>13573453would you eat big mac?
>>13573443Eat her out?
>>13573424TTGL will never be forgotten
>>13573458I'd certainly try if he offered
>>13573462I think he was complaining more about attack on titan than ttgl
>>13573433but that's okay, because asians are immensely talented in whatever they attempt
>>13573479Except getting laid by cute white guysAnd what's the point of being good at anything if you can't get laid
>>13573483I'm pretty sure that would kill her.I don't want to kill pony, I want to love her.
>>13573491they can make mad bank with their super human capacity for math, and with that bank they can roll in the pussy
>>13573506But they want cock and assNo-one's going to let an ugly Asian with a tiny dick fuck them unless they're a whore looking for a sugar daddyAnd that's just sad
>>13573516What's this from?
>>13573496pony is surprising durable
>>13573530what a terribly drawn ballsack
>>13573541SAINEmore futa of the lestia variety
>>13573446You heard me.>>13573462TTGL is garbage. FUCKING GARBAGE!I'm sick of you plebeians treating it like it's the best super robot show on the planet.It's just a generic shitfest with the dumbest cast of fuckers ever. I'm pretty sure all of the people that like it are just gar for Kamina or whatever.>B-But Twilight it's a parody of super robot showsBeing a parody or deconstruction of a genre is no excuse for it to be horrible. Don't give me that bullshit.Why don't you watch a GOOD super robot show like Godnar.I bet you tasteless faggots have never even seen GaoGaiGarGet out of my site and take your horrible taste with you, cretin.
>>13573554did he finish the celestia dick from yesterday?
>>13573557>Twi mouthing MOLEST YOU MOLEST YOU MOLEST YOU
>>13573564>not liking the most majestic of futa horsecocksGet out.
am i pretty now?
>>13573557You seem to be bitterYou are on a general for an okay cartoon that has no buisness being this bigquit whining about bad taste
>>13573554More? But I just finished that last one.>>13573566This is what I called the final onehttp://i.imgur.com/g87cu9B.png
>>13573572oh I'm sorry, that's not what I meant at all>using lestia as a petname for celestia
>>13573584I know, but it's just so hot
>>13573557TTGL elicited genuine emotional responses from me on several occasions.That makes it good in my book.The saddest part of the show for me didn't even involve a death.pic related
>"Pbfft, already? I know I'm fast, but really?"
>>13573585And you also misunderstood MY meaningFUTA SHYFUTA LESTIA
>>13573544How could pony even fit in my stomach? She's too big.
>>13573602Hey, look, it's still up, it's not only mares that can have multiple orgasms.
A-anonI have to be honest with youI'm not a natural mareI was born a stallionThis doesn't change anything does it?
>>13573607I wonder what records those are
>>13573584ya, this is pretty good. this will go in the fap folder.
>>13573620PLEASE SAY PREOPPLEASE SAY PREOP
>>13573565I love how there's a Metropolis pun even though it's not even in english.
>>13573620Of course not
>>13573620No, or course not Rarity.I disilike you just as much as before.
>>13573607>Chubby brown guy playing ScratchWhy
>>13573620Actually i doesI wanted a stallionNot a mare.It's over.
>>13573620Of course not, why would it?
>>13573620that's pretty hot, I guesshow effective is magic surgery in Equestira?
>>13573583Eat a dick!>>13573595>B-But muh emotions>muh feelsYou have to be one pathetic individual for that show to evoke an emotional response from you. That's sad. You are sad person with terrible taste.
>>13573605With a lot of effort, and hopefully cooperation on your part
>>13573626Thanks, that's what I like to hear
>>13573620only if me being a bicycle doesn't change anythingRING RING
I would actually buy them if they looked like this
>>13573633Whats she supposed to be
>>13573656Is your fetish making people fap?
>>13573651Quit denying it, Twilight. I've read the yaoi fanfiction you wrote. You love TTGL.Although Viral x Attenborough is a weird ship
Which pony would want to go to a renaissance faire? Either Rarity or Twilight, clearly, but which one would ask first?
>>13573620Rarity, I love you because of your wonderful personality. Even though you are very beautiful, your personality and your love for you craft is what draws me to you. It's what makes me see you as the wonderful person you really are.I don't care if you used to be a stallion. That does not change how amazing you are and it certainly does not make me any less attracted to you.I love you no matter what.>tfw I will never get to tell my waifu this in person
>>13573670That is an awesome fetish that I love indulging.>bonermancing
>>13573670shit, this is verbatim exactly how my first one went
>>13573628I'm post-op, DarlingSurely you've taken a peek before now?>>13573647It's still pretty rudimentaryBut I was big, down there, so I'm deep enough thoughJust need a little more lube
>>13573620What this guy >>13573686 said.He's better with words than me so I'm stealing his post.
>>13573675That Mare-do-well is packing.
>>13573704>she calls you a loser and slaps you in the face with her horsecock
>>13573675so what, we cosplay? fine.
>>13573705>tfw you can never wear lycra for fear of being too lewdI wish I was a growerOr just bigger to justify it
>>13573620when did you realize?
>>13573713But that's what we do every time we have sex...
>>13573704FUCK YOU NIGGA DON'T STEAL MY SHITI JUST POURED MY FUCKING SOUL OUT IN THAT POST I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MAKE IT TO EQUESTRIA AND REPEAT ANYTHING IN THAT POST I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR FAMILY
>>13573680Probably Twilight.Rarity is above asking.
>>13573670It's not exactly my fetish, but it's something I really enjoy. I pretty much screencap for myself any time anyone reply's with unf or anything of the sort to anything I draw.
>>13573699>Surely you've taken a peek before now?I would never do such a rude thing, especially to such a lovely mare.I only ask because I would have liked to have been with you for the change, as a way to show my devotion.
>>13573713>you will never walk in on pre-op Rarity and size-queen Gilda
>>13573743size-queen Gilda is a good sexual headcanon
>>13573448There's got to be a link between a love for terrible color schemes and sexual deviancy.
>>13573734...Okay it depends what part of my family you're going to murder. Are you just going to kill my parents and siblings or go further than that?Also I memorized it completely already. Now just to get to Equestria
PRESS X TO JASON
>>13573741I don't think theres anything wrong about unfing to the thought of something you made turning someone else on.Screencapping it is a bit strange though, at least to me.
>>13573735Though she does doubtless have a full period-accurate costume ready to deploy at the merest whisper.Well, mostly period-accurate. Those little spirals on the bodice and the diamonds on the boots aren't correct, no, but they look too damn good to take off.
>>13573743>>13573699>Big dick Rarity going MtFOH SHIT UNFI'd give anything to be fucking her through it
>>13573753works for me
>>13573768Not EAThe next time you get a boner from some erp in mlpg, just realize that it could be hoteglueanon giving you that boner
>>13573769Well, it probably is a bit strange to be honest. I don't mean it in a creepy way, it's more like a badge of accomplishment.
>>13573758Your entire family
>>13573783Fuck you moot.
>>13573697i don't care
>>13573754I wouldn't call this art at all
>>13573673I-I was young back then, okay.My taste hadn't fully matured!
>>13573798Ready for what?
>>13573796she wouldn't want your d anon, sorry
>Everyone leaves preop Rainbow Dash>Everyone loves postop Rarity but wishes she still had a dick.
>>13573773>"Oh, darling, I know you love this thing, but it's just not me. But... If it's what you want. And you're what I want. I've lived with it for years, what's a few more?"
>>13573799technically it's craft
>>13573762This was the cutest shit
>>13573799it isand shut up, it could be worseahem
>>13573816Please elaborateIt looks like doll on top of a blanket to me
>>13573814I love them both at every point in their life
>>13573796do you remember
>>13573814>Everyone loves RarityThere it is.
>>13573814Preop Dash would have a tiny dick
>"Glasses on again, anon?"
>>13573815>Implying I'd keep her from the surgeryI'd just fuck her like crazy a few dozen times
>>13573821Hey now, I meant only to my artwork silly.
>>13573831>Everyone Loves RarityGood sitcom.
>>13573838It was preop FtM
>>13573825bcs plsYou should have masturbated while your family was home, trying your best not to squeak or squeal and draw attention to yourself
>>13573849SAINEQUICKFUTA FUCKING GUYSTRAIGHT OR GAY?
>>13573828yes, but i have a new favorite rarara now
>>13573849There's your problem, MLPG loves its dicks
>>13573869that's gay as fuck
>>13573796>Can't find on Google ImagesMoar
>>13573843Someone please make a gif out of this.I'd do it, but I'm awful at everything.
>>13573869That's gayBut who cares, it's hot
>>13573869Well, I'd probably consider that straight in line with pegging. Though it's probably bi in actuality.
>>13573869Irrelevant, it's hot, that's all that matters
>>13573838>not liking tiny dicks
>>13573840Though the spell is rudimentary and imprecise, it is over remarkably quickly. She walks out of the room slowly, experimentally, still getting used to her new body. With halting steps she winds her way towards you, eyes on the ground until they reach your feet. Slowly, her beautiful eyes climb your body until they reach your face. She smiles slowly, but genuinely, tears starting to well up in the corners of her eyes."Are you alright?" you ask her."Yes." She snuffles back a sob. "I feel pretty. For the first time ever, I actually feel pretty."
>>13573899>tfw like little dicks and massive dicks>But not average dicksI just keep setting myself up for disappointment
>>13573914She needs bigger tits
>>13573874But she was going to have a dick, she just didn't want you to touch her boobs.
>>13573839>Dash and Twilight double-teaming you, both wearing thin glasses, short skirts, and long jackets
>>13573633>>13573796>>13573697>She uglyNot so bad. Maybe just the wig, but her face seems kinda meh, but otherwise nice rack and legs I could eat off of.
>>13573908Anon that's too close to home
>>13573899Dash with a tiny dick would be funnyShe'd have small dog syndrome hardcore
>>13573931MLPG also has no patience
>>135739148/10 would hit it
>>13573944well she can't exactly have a huge dick flapping all over the place while she's trying to fly
>>13572056>Sleeping and dreaming edition~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJsK2mSUwnM
I like trans-pone discussionIt's cute
going more on-model was a great idea, thanks anon
Which filly is actually a post op
>>13573990I would.he's not really cute, but I still would.
>>13573990I'd fuck himNot with the ears thoughHe can keep the tail, depending on where it's attached
>>13573989nice perspectivei don't think i've seen many drawings of Pinkie's head from that angle
I-I like traps and all, but I've never really put any thought into gender realignment surgery or whatever the fuck it's called.When I read this post >>13573908I started to tear up a bit. Like, I'm extremely happy that my waifu can finally feel comfortable in her/his skin now, but this line right here>"I feel pretty. For the first time ever, I actually feel pretty."Makes me want to cry like a little bitch. I don't know what's happening, but I don't think I like it.
>>13574012Can you do another a little bit zoomed out with her hoof going back and forth?
>>13573938The two of you agree to go straight home. No words are spoken, because none are needed. The earth spins beneath your feet, speeding you back towards her boutique where the two of you have been living together since last year. She follows you to the freezer for a carton of ice cream (Cherry Garcia), to the drawer for a spoon (she insists on "sharing" yours, as it makes her feel less like she's cheating on her diet), and back to the couch. She sweeps her contracts and designs aside in a single motion, and you sit next to each other. Long after the ice cream has gone, the two of you sit there, saying nothing. Doing nothing. Just drinking in each other's company.Then, you break the silence. "For the record, you were always pretty."She lays her head on your lap, and the moon climbs into the sky. "I know."
>>13573939That pic is not the best, but the fapping has already started.
>>13574012Woops, doesn't need to be so small.
>>13573791Hey dude, apparently wi-fi works trough portals. So yeah thanks for that thing. Well just the first half. I'm already moving with Rarity. Thanks again.
>>13574026Run while you still can anon
>>13574012>>13574034Fuck off you pothead
>>13573516wow, I need a loop of pinkie's closeup
>>13574027Sure, give me a few.
>>13573933Replace Dash with Rarity and you have my unfs
>>13574026Think how shitty it must be to be transgender and have none of your family support youOr even your friends
>>13574044what a nice ponyI hope that pony enjoys their music
WHERE WOULD YOU MARRY YOUR FAVORITE PONY?
>>13573944>Dash coming on hard to Gilda, trying to get her in bed, promising she'll be walking funny for a month>Gilda rolls her eyes and throws Dash a mercy handjob to get her to shut uptrans pon dick sizes, biggest to smallest.>Rarity>Pinkie>Applejack>Twilight>Fluttershy>Dashi always hated Fluttershy being even better-hung than Big Mac. it's bullshit.
>>13574066Think how shitty it must be to be transgender*
>>13574075>Them hindquartersFuck yess
>>13574066Fuck, that has to be the worst thing ever.I haven't even told my family I like dudes because I am terrified of the the thought of them disowning and stop loving me
>>13574092>Twilight Sparkle not on topShe's a Princess now, she's gotta be packing heat
>>13574092Bullshit, but enjoyable bullshitRarity and Fluttershy are the best main six ponies for having massive cocks
>>13574099>Amon in a wheelchair This is hilarious and I don't know why
>>13574078You're a nice pony, aren't you?
>>13574118Trixie took away his leg bending
>>13574092Have to agree with >>13574116Something about having someone so gentle or elegant with a giant cunt-splitting, ass-ruining cock is unf
>>13574109I know that feeling all too well Anon...
>>13574141Yes, much better. Thanks anon!
>tfw don't want to be a girl>tfw bi and family knows it>also atheistI like being me.
>>13574155Strangely there are a lot of people around here that know that feel
Which pony is the most pregnant?
>>13574170Sometimes even telling you're family you're bi kind of sucks. I didn't get disowned but they're like "Well why don't you just try for a girl, it's easier." I'll love who I want dammit.
Rainbow Dash's soft blue chest tuft
>>13574109>mfw my family ever discovers my huge-ass folder dedicated to my pony waifuI'd be going to therapy that's for sure
http://i.imgur.com/EmaSJvS.pngunffuck you I have an unf permit
>>13574179This place is a strange one man. After a while you just get used to it.I love most of you tough and would be friends with you if I lived near you.
>>13574122>>13574155This is probably an extremely selfish thing to say, but I'm glad I'm not the only one alone here. It makes me feel a lot better knowing there are people that browse these threads that know what I'm going through.I'm really sorry if that sounds rude. I just couldn't think of a better way to phrase it.
What to draw
>>13574203she keeps her tufts neatly trimmed because tufts aren't aerodynamic
>>13574208This permit is expiredAnd the country of origin is misspelled
>>13574208I'm taking that unf permit away anonHand it over
>>13574216Scootaloo wearing a hat.
>>13574211It's always nice to have someone to sympathise with youNothing to worry about
>>13574216Post-OP Rarara glowing with happiness
>>13574218But she is pretty lazyAnd wind can make things pretty ruffled and fuzzy
>>13574216moth ponyalternatively, rarity in an outfit from your favorite anime/cartoon
>>13574216Rarity and Twilight solving a crossword togheter
>>13574216Octavia cum inflation
>>13574216rainbow dash trimming her butt tuft
>>13574216Twilight smoking the fattest blunt
>>13574221>>13574222YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEUNF UNF UUUUUNFhttp://i.imgur.com/YU0556H.png
>>13574199Depends on the family, really... If I told my family I was bi, they'd just think I was confused or straight and 'indoctrinated' by liberal schooling or something.>>13574211It's not selfish at all, Anon. It's always cool to find out that you aren't the only one going through something and have people who sympathize with you.
>>13574251That's a silly place to have a tuft
>>13574210I'm still not used to it, but I would be friends with most people that I get to properly talk to around here>>13574211I'm in the same boat as well
>>13574268that's why she's trimming it
>>13574109Rarity got lucky. Her parents know, and are supportive. Her dad doesn't pretend to understand it, but he loves his son, even if he wants to be his daughter. Her mother always indulged her identity when she was a little filly, taking her shopping and never daring to breathe a whisper that she might be anything but a filly. And her sister grew up thinking she was a mare. It was the hardest day of her life, the day when Rarity told Sweetie her real name was Diamante, and she was actually Sweetie's brother. She braced herself, and told Sweetie the truth. And Sweetie couldn't care less; she loved Rarity. As far as she was concerned, her big sister was always her big sister, no matter what.But while her family was supportive, she'd lost plenty of friends to the truth. The first serious one came in high school, where, swept up in the moment, she told her boyfriend she was ready to lose her virginity. He never talked to her again.Later, she confessed to a female coworker, but then started to notice that her and the rest of her coworkers were avoiding her. Whatever her reason, the bitch had told the entire office.The only serious relationships she had for a long time were with gay stallions who treated her like another stallion, but she never identified as one, so these were only shallow imitations of relationships for her. Rejection was a second language for her for a long time, until she met you.
>>13574257SOMEONE STOP THAT ANON
>>13574263Mine are pretty open minded. They just want Biological grandkids is all. I get it, but I still reserve the right to go out with a guy.
>>13574276She should just get a pony Brazilian
>>13574191R63 Big Mac.
Why isn't the filter working?I can still see the POT SUPPORTER, inSaine still posting.
>>13574280Thank ye, anon.
>>13574309You're probably high or something.
>>13574141>already on DerpibooruWow, that was fast
>>13574325Go back to drawing worse than Appledan
>>13574328Because I made it
>>13574321When did I become a ponyWhy am I slamming my pony hooves on the keyboard
>>13574278That's kinda not Rarity at all...
>>13574334>drawing worse than AppledanWHOA HOLD ON THERE
>>13574328My thoughts exactly>>13574325IMPOSTER
>>13574336COME ON AND SLAM
>>13574305yeah, that's pretty good
>>13574379>responding to someone you have filtered
>tiny tiny pizza
>>13574382Filter isn't working for some reason.
>>13574379Is this what it's like having my own hate anon?
>>13574388maybe you should put a name on so I can filter you
>>13574393no it's just a general shitposter
>>13574388Maybe your filter is on pot.
>>13574323That's why she was so snooty in the bar that night. To her friends she's a perfect lady, but around stallions, around mares she doesn't know? She's learned a long time ago not to trust them. Keeping the walls high is so much easier than tearing them down and building them back up. It took some doing, but you eventually wore her down until even she was forced to crack a smile. She agreed to a date, and you decided to have it then and there, taking her out for late-night junk food. It was there she caught herself, knowing that though she had fun, she couldn't let herself actually like you. You were probably just like the rest of them. There was an easy way to get rid of you, though.Imagine her surprise when she told you her secret, and instead of walking away or screaming at her or getting angry or any of the things she expected you to do, you just kept eating.She allowed herself hope, hope beyond hope, that maybe even she could catch a fish in that massive, cruel, deep blue sea. But she caught herself again. Time would tell if you were telling the truth.Time did tell. You were.
Which pony wastes their time shitposting on the internet the most?
>>13574414what kind of reaction is that
>>13574414Ahahaha, the 4chan post mixup thing gave me the funniest unrelated anime reaction image.
>>13574416what a small pizza
>>13574417Twilight gets into arguments over religion. Guess which side she's on.
>>13574416>miniscule pizza pie
>>13574263>Depends on the familyMy family is the "We'll love you no matter what" type, but I know the moment I tell them the truth things will never be the same between us. I really wish something that seems like it should be a small thing didn't have to be so hard to deal with. It's scary when it feels like it shouldn't be.
>>13574443>Twilight is euphoricPls no
so i was thinking of stramming an anime starting tomorrownot sure which onebut would mlpg be down?
>>13574453What if she worships the sun?
>>13574467I'd be down for you leaving.
>>13574426You're just teasing me now, aren't you anon?
>>13574467Nichijou would probably be the best option
What pony would you want to get baked with?
>>13574459Twilight is too smart for that shit. She's well-read enough to know better. Dash might, though.
>>13574467Only if it's Paranoia Agent or Tokyo Godfathers.
>>13574412You've got no idea how much I'd love to date a trans just to show them support
>>13574497Twilight shut up
>>13574494i would bake potatoes with Dash
>>13574501That is a pretty dress
>>13574452I've lost track of what you're coming out as, but my family was similar. But when I told them, instead of being unsupportive, they flat out didn't believe me. I guess there are worse things, but it still sucks. Also that's only telling a small portion of my family, the other portion is likely to get physically aggressive if I did
>>13574501What a whore.
>>13574494>tfw you will never get high with Dash and Gilda, order pizzas, and watch Jackass>tfw you will never get high with Twilight and Spike and watch MST3k>tfw you will never get high with Applejack after a long day>tfw you will never get high with Fluttershy and commune with nature>tfw you will never get high with Pinkie at a party and have stoned sex in the bathroom>tfw you will never get high with Rarity in an attempt to kick-start the creative juices
HEY ANON STOP TOUCHING PONIES
>>13574500As sweet as it sounds, you really don't want to. There is a level of drama there that makes it a truly awful experience in almost all cases. I speak from experience, being trans and all
>>13574535YES, A LASS OF MYTH AND MORE
>>13574551flower pony smoking trees
>>13574551Roid Rage vs Armstrong
>>13574551You have until the 22nd.
>>13574555I'd still want to tryEven if they don't pass, verbal abuse be damned
>>13574568i know m8im gonna do the sketch tommorow
>>13574551Rarity and Sweetie Paining outside the boutiqueRarity painting something incredible and Sweetie looking at her, trying to copy her and resulting something horribleBut she's still happy
>>13574574>>13574568Mew if he has a gun say Pizza.
>>13574573No you don't.
>>13574551Anon or your person OC doing one of these>>13574537Pick at your discretion
>>13574577She's actually pretty cute
>>13574551Commercial break waifu kisses
>>13574412D-Don't just end it like that
>>13574598later, you get hit by a busshe's crushed but she gets over it eventually
>>13574573Actually most of the drama is likely to come from the trans person. Almost all trans people seem to have a plethora of mental health issues, many of them relationship-based from previous bad relationships. It's a horrible experience for both parties
>>13574500I'm at the point in my life where I just want to be there for someone. I want someone to need me and put their trust in.I don't even want sex, I just want to be there for someone no matter what gender.I think I'm really fucked up.
Would you a death knight pony
>>13574625>two dying fadsNo
>>13574625if it were that pony, I would
>>13574625Pony cannot into killing, they throw fucking pies at eachother for fucks sake.
Potheads I can deal with, even though i never smoked weedbut fucking hell what's with the trans futa is a thing but trans are fucking gross
>>13574622You could always hand out a skype name and support a bunch of people from MLPG. God knows there's enough people that need it
>>13574633Anon,there's cyanide and rusty nails in those pies.
anon, I don't know how to tell you thisthere's something wrong with your butt
>>13574631I didn't make it but I'm sure it's all over brony websites by now
>>13574644More likely smallpox.
>>13574648bloom I can't help the fact I've got wide hipsI thought girls liked it
>>13574622I'm actually doing that right now with another anonIt's a good feeling to help someone through hard times in their lives
>>13574521>I've lost track of what you're coming out asbiAnd that really sucks. A big reason why i haven't told my family is that I've always been afraid of letting them down or disappointing them. I I thought it would be easier to tell my best friend before I told any member of my family, but I can't even work up the courage to tell him and we've been friends since grade school. It's so weird
>>13574635Could you possibly believe that through reasonable and rational thought people have decided that the sex of a person isn't that big of a deal?And that they can discuss it without using terms like 'fucking gross' even if they didn't agree with the above?
>>13574598When Rarity was a little filly, she was always partial to the stories about princesses getting rescued. There was one in particular that she liked, an old Equestrian bedtime story. The princess, imprisoned in a castle surrounded by magical ice, was freezing to death slowly. Then the prince came, riding out of the sun, and he reflected the light of the sun to melt the ice. But he wasn't fast enough. The princess laid on death's door, heartbeats away from meeting the Reaper. In desperation, he held her close, kissing her. The heat of his lips against hers was enough to reignite the fire inside her, and the princess lived. They were married, and lived happily ever after.She always thought happily ever after was a myth, created to fool dumb young fillies and gullible, lonely mares. But now she's not so sure. The story's far from over, but this chapter-- the first act, where the heroine must walk her road alone, without a shoulder to lean and cry on-- this chapter has finally ended. Maybe she'll get a happy ending yet.
>>13574634The more I hang out here I more I feel that It's true. Am I just being indoctrinated?
>>13574637What if I do a shitty job?>>13574661I think that I just want to do it to make ME feel good about myself rather than helping someone through hard times.And that's a really shitty thing to even think or do.
im too tired for thsi shitbut here twily reading a book from stram
>>13574667>tfw best friend is female>tfw telling her>tfw no big deal >tfw no new 'is my friend into me' thoughts on her partYou should tell them
Satyr Blueblood molesting and or frotting a satyr guard
>>13574692what kind of face is that
>>13574692why is she dying
>>13574671>the sex of a person isn't that big of a deal?No. Sex is THE deal, it's been like that for the past several million years and billions if you count animals.Just because someone has gone loco in the coco in the last century doesn't mean that I have to fucking approve that "there are no real genders"You have a penis, you're a guyyou have a vagina you're a girlyou can fuck whoever you want that's that's alright with me but if you change your sex you're just a freak.
>>13574699>>13574698Pon is tired.
>>13574667Oh, not what I was thinking then. If it was me I would just go ahead and date whoever like it's no big deal. Good luck either way anon
>>13574688Intentions don't matter
>>13574708She looks deranged.
>>13574708She looks insane
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13574721Because of her imperfection.
>>13574667This might come off as kinda fucked up advice but I would just not really tell anyone unless it comes up. The only reason I came out was because I wanted my boyfriend to spend the week with me at our place. People think it's kind of easier to come out as bi, it isn't really, you just have the ability to hide it better if necessary.
>>13574715>>13574719Pon has been up for the last 3 days nonstop reading books. Just another chapter and she'll stop, she swears.
>>13574684God damn it anon
>>13574721Because she's so purple.
>>13574728I inject pony with blackout serumShe'll thank me later
>>13574625Equestria has but one knightly order: the Order of the Long Night. Formed to combat the threats to the kingdom too great for any but a princess, they were trained to act in their stead. After all, as powerful as they are, the princesses can't fight every battle they're needed in, can't be everywhere at once. It is fair to say, in fact, that while the Guard protects from the threat within, the Long Night protects from the threat without.
>>13574721Because she smells like a freshly bought book
>>13574739Animated, soft glass.
>>13574694or how bout just Blueblood being a sexual vampire and draining stallions' essence slowly, turning them into obedient twink cockslaves
>>13574741>smell of new bookMUH FETISH
>>13574721Because she's cute
>>13574671Are you actually trans? Because I'm sitting here with a bottle of estrogen and I know damn well that there are 1: guys and 2: girls, and that I will always be a guy no matter how much I look like a girl. Everything else is a tragic chromosomal anomaly, and everything else sucks just as much.Being trans isn't being wonderful and diverse. It's a disease. It's horrible fucking feeling racking your brain all the time because what you feel does not line up with what you see. It's not something we should celebrate, it's something we should treat and sweep under the rug until we can cure it. If I was going to think I was a girl, why couldn't I have been born a girl?It's not a harmless anomaly like the gay, it's harmful. It makes your life hell. Then therapy finishes and your life is slightly less hell, but in reality you're deluding yourself.Trans = not fucking fun, never fully satisfiedFreedom to wear pretty clothes = nice though
>>13574741She does?That's wonderful.
I'm inviting Twilight over to my house tonight and I was wondering if I should hide all of my comics books.I don't just read capes, but I'm worried she'll think less of me and think mean things about me.
>>13574747I remember something like this..
>>13574741Oh my god that smell... That smell is so wonderful, like the smell of Old Books.
>>13572056>tfw a picture is both worse but yet somehow better than what you can do
>>13574738So it's an entire order of living skeletons.Crazy.Dekion is best skeleton knight.
>>13574775>living skeletons.can they have sex? Im serious, that pretty much defines a living thing. if not, they are just magical constructs, not living
>>13574764i was there. Christ, a year ago. holy fuck.
>>13574753I think he was saying that someone shouldn't face being called fucking disgusting just because of being transI think you can agree with that
why is the mlp forced autofellatio tag so empty
>>13574752Are you saying the other ponies aren't cute?
>>13574775>recruitment posters>There is a skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW!
QUICK, YOU'VE GOTTA DECIDESMELL OF OLD BOOK OR SMELL OF NEW BOOK
>>13574794I choose musty old tome.
>>13574794smell of electronic book
>>13574794...books are for READING
>>13574790Because you can't force autofellatio, it says "auto" right there
>>13574785I'm sure they've got a boner to pick with the lady skellingtons.
>>13574753Pretty much this. Fuck it
>>135747644chanthe only website that turns being a beta loser into a fetish
>>13574792my skeleton is my best friend who gives me daily handjobs
>>13574803>tfw ebooks are great to bring around and save a shitton of paper but you can't smell and feel the pages under your handI guess we have to evolve,eh?
>>13574794Books aren't for smelling, they are for reading and occasionally wearing as hats.
>>13574788don't look at me like that
>>13574791Absolutely not!Yellow is kind of an awful color though
>>13574817It's not the only one.
>>13574805I sniff her mane
>>13574789Wait until I have a constructed vagina to do that.
>>13574794Old probably, but both are great
>>13574823You forgot the most important application of books.
>>13574747eh, I only like that when it's consensual
>>13574826So we remove AJ and FS.Good idea, now that the worst ponies are gone we can enjoy the show.
>>13574826What is ponk pony looking at?
>>13574775They're the animated bones of denizens of the Old Human Kingdoms. It took Celestia and Luna ten years to break through the curses laid on the human tombs, but they finally did it.>>13574785Physically? No. They don't have genitals. But they can merge their consciousnesses into one form. The effect is functionally the same.
>>13574808Auto just means self
>>13574833>>13574809>>13574806>>13574801You're all plebs
>>13574835but book forts are only for small ponoe
>>13574840Hey now, Aj and Fs are pretty good ponies. Orange is okay but yellow hurts my eyes.
>>13574753>It's not a harmless anomaly like the gayWHOA, FUCK OFF
>>13574848>not having enough books to house both you and your waifu and maybe her cute little sister if she wants to play too
>>13574846you can't force something you do by yourself.Forced facefucking is a thing, force fellatio is another forced autofellatio means... what that you push your head further and call yourself a dirty whore?
>>13574858TOO LATEEVERYONE AJ AND FS ARE NO LONGER IN THE SHOWYOU CAN ALL THANK SAINE FOR THIS CHANGE
>>13574862I'm sorry anon, I fell for the e-reader.
>>13574862My waifu has a little sister?
>>13574859>thinking the gay isn't harmlessNigga I would kill to be normal gayThighsex, blowjobs, and well dressed men everywhere
>>13574870But I only want one of those ponies to go.
>>13574870I undo the spell, now white and yellow are gone and orange has more screentime
>>13574870But look how cute she is!
>>13574870>no more best shipgentlemen it has been an honor and a privilege Rarijacking with you.
>>13574879I think that he's offended by "anomaly".The retard.
>>13574882But there's no white.
>>13574870And no one noticed they were gone
>>13574884But Rarijacking has nothing to do with best ship.
>>13574890Sorry,sorry. I meant Cum stained white coat.
>>13574873Your waifu doesn't have a cute little sister?I mean, if you waifu Twilight or something I suppose you can make room of Cadence and Shiny, but you're going to need a lot of books for that.
>>13574890>Shining Armor is gone
>>13574884Lesbian shipping is awful.
>>13574884>rarijacking>jacking me off with a tiny rarity on your handHuh.
>>13574879Yeah...This thread is making me fucking sad
oh yeah, i just found more
>>13574900I see you've never tried The Slippery Slope
>>13574882ErrorWhite not foundReverting changeYellow removedOrange one has yellow over acceptable quantitiesOrange removedSaving changeChange saved
>>13574901Nigga mineLunamac glorious ship
>>13574909What a whore.
>>13574895I'm sorry, but princess Twilight Sparkle has officially made Squigglkicker the best ship.Anyone that doesn't agree must spend 2 years in the cuddle dungeon being cuddled by the meanest, toughest ponies in all of Equestria.
Fluttershy has rape, domination, and humiliation fetishes. She wants you to roleplay with her.
>>13574922I'm okay with her raping and dominating me, but I don't care for humiliation
>>13574922As long as she has fetishes for giving all of those things, then sure
>>13574924Changes undoneUndo changes undone
>>13574844>mergin consciousnesses gives a similar feeling to sexNow I really want to try that
>>13574920So if I disagree I get to go to Equestria?It's shit.
>>13574920But Twilight loves Rairty
>>13574920That's not princess Twilight Sparkle, that's a changeling!Guards! Arrest that bug!
>>13574938What a loophole