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Old thread: >>13560046

Topic: How does pony prepare for their tasks on Monday?
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>rape
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA&feature=youtu.be&t=2m18s
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>>13566427
best retard pon is best
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>>13566427
All night parties.
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>derpyy
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>>13566505

>thinking ditzyness is a mental illness
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>>13566427
Having a day of relaxation at the spa
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>>13566461
who's silver lining?
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>non consensual sexual intercourse
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>>13566535
she doesn't look too happy about it
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Fucking night threads.
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>>13566563
Pony is for consensual sex only.
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>>13566427
with lots of sleep
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>>13566461
Is dash taking up journalism?
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>>13566566
They touched her hooves.
Twice.
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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i just fapped to this pretending it was rose
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>>13566604
IT IS?
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>>13566604
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>>13566609

Rose isn't for sexual, she's for draws and hanging out and watching animation together.
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>>13566653
What about other drawfags? Are they for sexual?
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>>13566622
You know it!
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>>13566696
Drawfags are not for sexual, well maybe cosmo.
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>>13566696
QUICK, NAME ALL OF THE DRAWFAGS THAT ARE FOR SEXUAL

OR WHICH OF THEIR OCs ARE FOR SEXUAL.
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>>13566604
No it's not
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>>13566720
And it's going to happen again and again.
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What if pony murdered your favorite animated show
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>>13566743
That wouldn't be very nice of her.
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>>13566557
A Wonderbolt.
People think it's the stallion here, but I don't know if they've officially linked which pony belongs with the name yet.

>>13566587
Maybe. And hey, it's a piece on the Wonderbolts, it's the perfect opportunity to interview them!
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>that expression
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>>13566755
It's hard to be nice when you're 1.5 terahitlers.
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>>13566743
That pony would be worst pony.
Provided that pony doesn't interact with ponies I like far more then I think it will be okay.
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>>13566762
Whoops, meant to link to >>13566586.
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>>13566766
Why are ponies so expressive?
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>>13566766
>unpopped kernel rises to the top

dem physics
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>>13566727
Me! I will be for sexual
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>>13566722
>>13566727
Oh golly
Is tonight the night?
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>>13566784
But did they touch her hooves?
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>>13566784
oh

Well then, I wonder how that worked out?
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>>13566816
Nah, I just realized that I was thinking about Rumble. You're not for sexual at all.
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>>13566766
I want to be friends with Dash and watch action movies with her while sharing a big bowl of popcorn
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>"Do y'all like my new haircut?"
manecut haircut whatever
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Dredd has just declared your pony guilty.

What are you gonna do about it?
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>>13566843
You look like you fought a lawnmower
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>Rarity does her homework for her community college women's studies courses
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>>13566843
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>>13566830
oh okay
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>>13566835
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>>13566843
I like the short mane on the top, but cutting her tail like that seems a bit much.

She's still beautiful, though. Makes the focus more on her eyes than her mane.
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>>13566766
Spike's such a little prick
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>>13566843
You look like a stallion

Good thing I like stallions
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Now that is a proper OP image

clearly this thread is blessed

by what I am not sure

but its definitely blessed
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>>13566823
>Rainbow Dash is almost admitted to the Wonderbolts
>but she has to let them touch her hooves
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>>13566843
An ellen degeneres haircut? I don't know, i don't think aj is into eating carpet.
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>>13566843
Honestly, hell no. Grow your beutiful mane out again please.
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>>13566884
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>>13566848
I'll tell him he's wrong.
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>>13566907
but she does it with her lover rainbow dash all the time
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>>13566878
>sticking your hands beneath the cushions

Ew
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEfmSnL9x1Q

get a load of this hasbro children brainwashing.

the kid says he needs the toys even though he doesnt even know who the ponies names are
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>>13566816
Why yes, it is.
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>>13566604
AMIRITE?
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>>13566848
See if I can get conjugal visits to her in the isocube
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>>13566843
>putting human hair on ponies

fuck you
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>>13566878
>that aj postion
>perfect height for you to walk up, lift her tail and give her a quick rut.
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Pony asked you to shave your disgusting hairy legs
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>>13566930
this shit is old man, kids about big toylines without knowing the charachters for ages
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>>13566930
Pony doesn't know your name
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>>13566500
that made me happy
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>>13566956
I
huh
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>>13566960
>AJ

Anon, you're home, go drunk
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>>13566961
Pony should shave theirs first.
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>>13566960
>AJ
DYEWTS?
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>>13566930
>pink unicorn bullshit actually works on little kids

fuck this gay earth
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>human rarara discovers the joy of taking the knot
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>>13566930
They're kids, they're pretty dumb by default. S-

>>13566974
F-fuck you, Anon...
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>>13566960
Wrong pony name aside, if you lived in a single house containing the main 6, and were in a very open relationship with all of them and things like this took common place in the house, how long would it take for you to pick a favorite over the others and cause a little jealous chaos before things settled back in.

And/or would this make a good porn game
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>>13567031
But Spikes knot would be tiny
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>>13567049
>And/or would this make a good porn game
no
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>>13567049
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>>13567088
Disgusting^6
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>>13567075
Why not? Too far fetched? or is it the polygamous relationship?
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*squelch*
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>you will never rub pony's tummy as an anon slowly digests inside.
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Alright dorks it's request time

But I don't know if I'll finish because there's lightning and my power keeps cutting
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1. go to http://best-pony.tk
2. vote in poll for giggets pony slut
3. ???
4. profit
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>>13567124
Why would I bellyrub a man eating pony?
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>>13567124
No, stop it

Whoever you are, you are not stealing my thunder
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>>13567105
because anon x pony is too obviously wish fulfillment to be appealing
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>>13566609
>pretending it's rose
unf
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>that moment when you realize mlpg is stupid
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>>13567131
Spike playing jenga with rarity on a rainy day
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>>13567131
Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus full of critters having sex while cheering her on.
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>>13567131
Nightmarity in Luna's sort of get up from the comic.
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I'm sick of those goddamn zebras.
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>>13567157
even by horse standards, that's pretty big
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>>13567131
This but with anon and marker poy
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>>13567131
THE WONDERBOLTS!
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>>13567172
Granny, you are complaining to the wrong general

Go bother /ccg/
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>>13567088
I'm fine with every pairing on there except AppleDash. That pairing is complete shit.
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>>13567151
>Implying everything else isn't

I mean, yeah, relateability is up there for me as well, but if one just wanted sex stuff rapidly, wouldn't that be an efficient way to go about it?
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>>13566653
>>13567152
I wish I could have rose for sexual
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>>13567182
It's adorable

The only pairing that just can't work is AppleJack and Fluttershy
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>>13567194
but she doesn't want you for sexual
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Quick describe you sex life with terms from MLP
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>>13567132
Who is the pone in first position? It's some OC, right?
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>>13567190
s'true. If I wanted to play a whole game, I'd want an actual character to play as rather than "Insert-yourself-here man"
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>>13566609
wow that's kind of
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>>13567162
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>>13567219
Anon, pls.
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>>13567212
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Scenes from a pone
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>>13567236
Again, grossly oversized tits ruining what could be a good picture otherwise.
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>>13567219
arm candy pony from S&E
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>>13567157
If real horses were that anthropomorphic, there would be a lot more horsefucking in the world.
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>>13567212
party of one
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>>13567219
braeburn is the biggest slut trappy slut.
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>>13567252
but I like giant tits so it's not gross to me
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>>13567198
You're right. It can't work, but I'm fine with it for some reason.
I'm not so okay with AppleDash. I can only feel fury whenever I see it.
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Apples
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Even the pony gets in trouble.
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>>13567278
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>>13567259
That horse there is pretty bestial.
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>>13567274
but they are so cute together
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>>13567285
AJ what are you doing with that apple
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>>13567286
the fact it's expressing human-like emotions and behavior makes it anthropomorphic
that word has nothing to do with anatomy
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>>13567088
dat tongue
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Which is better big round butts or small firm butts?
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>>13567313
eating
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>>13567313
Makin applesauce
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>>13567299
So are Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.
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>>13567323
a true butt lover loves butts of all sizes, best of all the butt on their waifu
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>>13567286
But it's still far more human than actual horses. Apparent emotion and very human eyes lend a lot to it.
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DRAW
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>>13567315
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>>13567354
I already have
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What if pony was real human bean?
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>>13567354
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>>13567132
>celestia #29
Fuck you guys, she's a pure maiden
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>>13567354
no u
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>>13567049
>Implying they wouldn't be fucking each other silly
>Implying they'd care if I picked favourites
>Implying they wouldn't pick favourites

PinkieDash and SquiggleKicker would pair off
I'd just have threesomes with Fluttershy and Twilight and the occasional fuck with the others
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>>13567285
why so much extra chin aj
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>>13567371
With a harem of hunky guards at her beck and call.
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>>13567365
whoa nigga that's a pretty cute pony you got right there
have you been hiding him from us?
What's his relationship with that foal on his back?
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>>13567365
>oc shit

fuck off
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>>13567371
She maintains that with magic.
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>>13567380
Ya calling me... fat?
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>>13567389
You shut your filthy mouth right now or I will get the soap
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>>13567157
I'd fucking love to cuddle that horse in a big bed
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i havnt heard of any drama in the brony fandom for so long, what is going on?

no lmj, purpletinker or micthemicrophone. something has to be happening.
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>>13567399
Woah anon that's rude
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>>13567418
Nah, all's quiet on the pony front

I like it that way.
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>>13567389
guards are not for sexual
if princess wants to sexual, she has a harem of fillies, mares, colts and stallions to satisfy her
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>>13567418
That one chick is revamping the dwm thingy to just cover 'rape culture'
Other than that nothing
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>>13567408
Slabs of muscle and grit ready to take her and bend her to _her will.
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>>13567418
What about molestia? That was just a few weeks ago
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>>13567393
Friends OC that I drew because he drew mine.

>>13567399
Okay I'll just come back later when you're not here.
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>>13567418
Calm before the storm.

69 days.
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>>13567469
thats already gone and past
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>>13567418
There's this
http://pinkiepony.tumblr.com/post/61297282637/down-with-molestia-has-been-a-heck-of-a-ride-we
>police rape content,
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>>13567469
read
>>13567447
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>>13567457
Okay Anon, that's it - I'm going to come and wash the lies out of your mouth. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>13567474
Aj will forever be my best pony
Not waifu though, that's a different ballpark
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>>13567438
She needs ponies with endurance and training
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>>13567474
>tfw usually think of AJ as my second favorite
this is only made harder by the fact Pinkie's making a play from third
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>>13567474
I know at least four people who think she's the best pony.
One of them is my mother.
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>>13567502
she needs ponies with curiosity and passion
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>>13567482
a few weeks is a "long time" for you?
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>>13567502
Everyone in her harem is raised specifically to satisfy her.
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>>13567519
On the internet a week is an eternity.
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>>13567474
Hey, if AJ is everyone's 2nd favorite, that actually adds up better than the rest seeing the wide array of opinions for first
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>>13567519
In terms of fandom drama bullshit? Three weeks is a decade.
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>>13567486
all else aside, that's a really shitty picture.
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>>13567543
"Rape culture" is a rather odd term. Do they have rape holidays?
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>>13567543
oh god celestia broke her leg
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>>13567558
I had to do rape overtime, so I fucking hope so.
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>>13567405
In all the right places
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>>13567558
They take a rape vacation to the rape resorts down in florida
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>>13567571
Shitty autistic recolor OC.
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>>13567543
It's a shitty movement
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>>13567581
boop culture
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>>13567581
gloomy is a boring pony
don't see the appeal
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Is it safe to translate this post as

>I ain't gonna stop shit posting and there's nothing you can do about it

?
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>>13567543
>>13567486
Oh yeah, and this blog post is fucking creepy. Again, the message of the post aside:
>This isn't what Faust or Zacherle would have wanted
She... she knows they're still alive, right? And that we don't have to follow their every word? I mean, I'm somewhat of a Faustfag myself, but this is sounding more like... worship or some shit.
Do we need to start having "Faust is not a goddess" discussions instead of the usual ones about Celestia?
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>>13567593
It's nice to have a mellow pony
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>>13567543
>artist realizes that their art is to shitty to ever get the attention they want so they start some drama bullshit
I can't say I'm surprised.
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>>13567595
Anon pls you had your fun during the day.
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>>13567595
anon, no

we dealt with this last thread and we will not deal with it again
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>>13567558
>>13567567
>>13567578
Reminds me of /tg/'s Rape Factory.
archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/14288873
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I started watching FiM so I could try to figure out what was going on in the old board.[/spoiler

Anyone else start out the same way?
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>>13567595
That is a really bitch thing to say
Who the fuck cares if he does or not
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>>13567595
>shit posting

No, thats what you're doing
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>>13567543
>pikeichou asked: I'm sorry, but I have to say something... that whole "pretty princess" thing really offends me, as an FtM trans* person, because it feels like my gender is being invalidated and just... ahhh. I don't like being called a 'princess', because that's a term which refers to females in definition, I. Sorry to bother you, but could you maybe word things like that a little differently in the future? ;;
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>>13567610
I started a week or so after the end of s2 with similar intentions
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Is there a name for sudden and extreme paranoia that makes you think it's not safe to go to sleep? I have a locked door and window, but felt like someone was going to try and kill me in my sleep. I curled up into a corner with a single blanket, loaded a gun in the dark, and slept with a knife in my hand. Even after, I was fearful that someone might try to stick a gun under my door and possibly try to shoot me, so I put a few pillows in front of the crack so they couldn't look inside.

Has anyone ever felt this level of sudden fear or anxiety? Is it a problem? What's the proper place to ask this question?
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>>13567595
Please stop bitching.
You're turning into a hateanon.
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>>13567600
Celestia is totally a goddess or at least a half goddess.
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>>13567625
>turning into
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>>13567610
I started watching because I heard MLP was getting a reboot and wanted to see what it was like
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>>13567179
Here ya go!
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>>13567620
>FtM
That exists?
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>>13567624
Yes.

it's called extreme paranoia
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>>13567610
My brother was really into it and so I gave it a try
Now it's a disease
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>>13567638
I honestly hope he's still salvageable.
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>>13567595
You're hilarious
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>>13567620
But the character would define themselves as a female. How does that invalidate someone with a different choice, even by their fucked up world view.
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>>13567595
He made this post specifically for you, Anon. Reacting to someone because they have a name is gay and retarded.

You're the problem, Anon.
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>>13567626
I, the poster, agree, but in D&D or Greek/Norse mythology power levels. She is not omnipotent nor omniscient, which should be obvious from the show. I don't think anybody's saying she is, though.
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>>13567624
most posters in MLPG suffer from schizophrenia and manic paranoia so this thread is a fine enough place
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>>13567650
it has for years
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>>13567624
Go see a psychologist if it's getting that extreme. Or at least talk to some friends you can trust.
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>>13567620
the fuck is an FtM trans
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>>13567675
Yeah, but I always just see MtF attention whores - never really the other way around because that doesn't give you much attention.
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>>13567672
>tfw psychologically healthy
Check mah privileges!
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>>13567691
Female to mare trans.
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>>13567691
A girl who thinks she's a boy
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>>13567595
Yeah
Pretty much

I'd be happy if he actually had something intelligent to say though
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>>13567698
The combination of comment and gif made me laugh
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>>13567647
I can just imagine filly Dash screaming this adorably/annoyingly.
"Aaaaaaaah! Daddy dere's the Wundabods!"
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>>13567697
it took one search http://post-transition.tumblr.com/
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>>13567684
Trust no one
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>>13567708

wow, samefag harder. you're a shitter and will always be a shitter.
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>>13567691
Faster than Michael transit.
A type of transportation created to always travel just above Michael's current speed.
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How many Wonderbolts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows!Thats why they're called the WONDERbolts!
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>>13567726
... FtM seems to work way better than MtF. They aren't as blatantly obvious.
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>>13567732
that was a good one
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>>13567624
Yes, give your weapons to a friend you can trust before you hurt someone or your self.
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How would each of the mane 6 handle babysitting the CMC?
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>>13567708
>I hate when people shit post
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>>13567740
Let's wonder how long you'll live after I bolt your trap shut
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>>13567626
>>13567671
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>>13566427
wonder who got
>>13566666
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>>13567730
Trust someone, even if it's just one person. Please get help, paranoid Anon.
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>>13567744
some of them are cute
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>>13567474
sorry, but I like rarara better than you. you're third best pony
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hi 4chan
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>Something something tex
>HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF SHITPOSTER x8
>This only creates more replies
>Both sides are acting fucking retarded in their own right yet none of them realize it and thus only contribute to shitting up the thread

Why do I even come here. You're all stupid.
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>>13567749
>AJ: Lets get to work!
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>>13567747
I wish I could get a hug from Derpy.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aOk7jj4sYj


TIS A LIE
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>>13567684
It usually doesn't get that bad, hence why I asked. It just hit me like train early into the morning. I've never been that scared before. I won't clog up the thread, but judging from a few responses, I should probably talk to someone about it. Might be a problem as I don't trust anyone, but maybe a professional would be okay if they didn't share the information with anybody. I think they have to sometimes, though, which would be disastrous. I'll do some research.

Thanks, Anons.
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>>13567778
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>>13567697
MtF gets attention because it's so much harder than FtM and because MtF trannies are attractive to a lot of people
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>>13567600
Neither Faust or Zacherle would be fans of this content but would they have started a movement against it? No,especially Faust who has said in the past that she's a big girl and knows how to deal with things when stuff gets icky.

It's a poor appeal to authority. And essentially what she is asking for is for people to be accountable for others actions when people themselves should be held responsible.

Policing content? You've got to be kidding me.
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>>13566427

by getting in here >>13567629
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>>13567754
>extremely magical and powerful
But that is pretty much a god or demigod in everyones book apart from a bunch of the current religions.
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>>13567758
Ugh.
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>download a million artbooks
>too lazy to read any i will try videos
>download 70gb of videos
>too lazy to sit through them

why cant i download information directly into my brain yet geez
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>>13567780
Look at yourself, anon
it's a sandtrap. The harder you struggle, the more you sink.
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>>13567754
>May 4th 2013
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>>13567785
I wish I could get a winghug from Derpy.
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Holy shit Tex Internet Defense Force.
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>>13567780
>pointing out shitposting is still shitposting, even if it's not in the reply chain
>pointing out shitposting and wasting an image is metashitposting even harder
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>>13567780

>I am the intelligent being amongst a cage of monkies

Yeah, why do you come here. I'm sure there are other communities that will accept your holier than thou attitude.
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>>13567754
>>13567814
>not worshiping Houdini
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>>13567828
She says that to everyone
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>>13567571
now make it male and it'll be the perfect 63'd pinkie pie
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>>13567543
>Using PARC's glorious acronym in vain
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QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE PONY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

This doesn't count as my favorite pony so ponka is still free
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>>13567789
Psychologists are only required to share information if it's criminal or life-threatening.
http://www.apa.org/topics/ethics/potential-violations.aspx
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>>13567857
But she really means it this time ;_;
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>>13567818
>that feeling
Why is it so hard to properly learn stuff - I would be so much faster if I just did that instead of goofing around and trying to find out on my own but I can never bring myself to do it.
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>>13567828
I wish I could get a kiss from Derpy.
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>>13566427
They fap


>>13543030
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pony is going to sleep now
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>>13567870
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>>13567830
Shut up, Ross.
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>>13567870
>Ready for work
You're not even wearing pants!
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>>13567870
Dibs.
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>>13567778
I want to fuck her so hard
I bet she'd love a hands touch on her dick
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>>13567870
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>>13567754
I did just say I was a bit of a Faustfag, but "extremely magical and powerful" and "in control of celestial bodies" definitely puts them in the realm of Greek gods or other gods of mythology. The question asked, "are they gods?" implies the current usage of the word god as "omnipotent, omniscient," while that is not the only use of the word.

So, in other words, my choice to think of them as similar to gods has been shaped by my own experiences playing a lot of tabletop RPGs and reading a lot of Greek Myths. In this case, it really doesn't matter if she's a god or a princess, because she's still pretty much powerful enough.

It's really a question of semantics and personal preference, both of which are terrible to disagree on over the internet. I'm sorry if that bugs you.
>>13567805
I know, right? But, uh... who's Zacherle?
>>13567866
what does it usually stand for?
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>>13567870
MINE
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>>13567888
Luckily its a night job!
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>>13567778
this guy started off strong as a new favorite artist of mine but he is quickly going downhill.

it went from cute horsedickmare fluttershy in a hoodie to creepy tentacle bondage fetish bullshit with new weird style of penis and he changed it to include a vag instead of balls.
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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT PONY I LIKE I LIKE BONBNBO

LET'S TALK ABOUT BNOBNOB WHERE DOES SHE WORK

LIKE DOES SHE HAVE HER OWN SWEETS SHOP OR WHAT
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>>13567888
PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES
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>>13567814
>>13567902
Magic and power pretty much has very little to do with godhood in any religion. There's certainly correlation but there were just as many divines far less impressive than mortals. Being a "god" is pretty much a useless label that at best means that the entity in question is/was worshipped.

And Celestia isn't.
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>>13567901
the acceptable range of chub
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>>13567870
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>>13567901
I would rub the hell out of that belly. No homo
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>>13567893
>tfw too late to claim my waifu
Goodbye cruel world
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>>13567914
Mr. Turner Plz
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>>13567913
>BONBNBO
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>>13567870
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>>13567917
>>13567919
I prefer them bigger, but you gentlemen are still classy as hell.
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>>13567747
what a fucking slut
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>>13567870
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>>13567698
tfw checking my privilege is actually a self esteem boaster
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>>13567870
I hope I get this post in earlier enough, I know lots of people are going to post this cutie
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>>13567933
THAT PONY REALLY LIKES THINGS
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>>13567901
what a qt
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>>13567870
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>>13567871
Very useful, thank you. I've never done anything illegal, so that wouldn't be a problem. Worried that they might deem me unstable or something and I'd be absolutely crushed if they took away my guns for any reason. I love shooting clay pigeons and target practice like none other.

Last post. Again, thanks.
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>>13567941
you sound hugless and jealous
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>>13567932
>tfw someone finally gets the reference
I love you
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>>13567902
>"in control of celestial bodies"

Thats not a unique ability though
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>>13567915
>Being a "god" is pretty much a useless label that at best means that the entity in question is/was worshipped.
I... shit, I think I've been cornered on that one, actually. I'd do the traditional "With Celestia as my witness...!" argument, but we both know that's just a cheap reference.
I could say the Solar Sun Celebration almost looked like a religious ceremony, but that's a bit of a stretch when it could just as easily be a mere spectacle. I guess I've got some thinking to do.
touché, anon
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>>13567915
I think you will have a hard time to come up with a fictional character that controls celestial bodies and isn't seen as a god.
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>>13567828
>finally go to equestria
>realize wings dont unrealistically bend like they do in your bullshit headcanon

no wing hug for you, so sad
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>>13567914
Nickelodeon pls
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>>13567918
she looks filled from that point of view, so rarara is fat.
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>>13567963
thank you anon senpai ;_;
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>>13567963
>Fairly Odd Parents
Look at this guy watching a show for kids
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>>13567902
Xerox Palo Alto Research Centre

They pretty much invented everything to do with modern computing
>The mouse
>The GUI
>WYSIWYG text editors
>Ethernet
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>>13567958
>They look like clay pigeons to you?
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>>13567968
What, like the unicorns?
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>>13567958
Unless you're blatantly suicidal, you'll be fine. Also >tfw nogunz
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>>13567971
But we've seen wing hugs
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>>13567985
That show was the shit back in the day
Same with danny phantom
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>>13567902
He could be referring to the Palo Alto Research Centre (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PARC_%28company%29), but I might be wrong.
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>>13567870
>tfw no one will claim her even though she's best pony
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Remember that time Twilight nuzzled Applejack in Dragonshy?

Do you think they're tennis partners?
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>>13567986
computer science isnt a real science
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>>13567968
That douce from the movie of Recess
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>>13567991
"A" fictional character, Anon. Not a whole race. If one human could achieve what all of humanity together can achieve, he would be considered a god.
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>>13567870
pink!
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>>13567902
Bonnie Zacherle is the creator of My Little Pony franchise.

Also PARC Stands for this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PARC_%28company%29
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>>13567987
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>>13568004
eat shit and die
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>>13567986
>>WYSIWYG
"What you see is what you get"?
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>>13567961
why would i want a hug from a fucking retarded bitch who throws herself at anyone?
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>>13568002
That's my favorite, but it wouldn't have been fair to get a headstart
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>>13567870
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>>13567965
There's a little bit of give on that: plenty of people say the play was allegorical or not strictly historical but I feel like that argument's almost in denial.
Is it possible to kind of passively worship a god? I mean, if they exist and you are in their favor just by not doing anything fucky, maybe they don't have to do it explicitly?
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>>13568004
THE FUCK IT ISN'T
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>>13568009
falsely of course
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>>13567971
'scuse u
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>>13568030
Just a guy who loves adventure!
I'm Sonic, the Hedgehog!
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>>13568035
Not really.
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pone science isn't a real science
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>>13568003
But Pinkie nuzzled Twilight in Lesson zero
So maybe they're also tennis partners!?
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>>13568050
huh?
>>
The hotglue collection grows
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>>13567971
watch the show you fucking degenerate brony
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>>13568060
Would you play doubles with pone?
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>>13568031
are you lonely?
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>>13567950
whats wrong with that cut in the cake. its a mindfuck trying to figure out how it works.
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>>13568058
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>>13567902
>>13567986
AND ALSO THE LASER PRINTER
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>>13568046
That person would be pretty much like the god emperor who's considered to be a god.
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>>13568030
Basically visual text editors with font type and size, images and graphs, where everything on the computer will looks pretty much the same when it's printed.
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>>13568040
>>13568023
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>>13567399
>fuck off
WOAH NOW

THERE IS NO NEED TO BE RUDE ANONYMOUS
>>
You are at your computer

Pinkie Pie walks in to the room, eyes closed and just plops her whole self down on your lap. She stays there, snoring warmly.

What do you do?
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>>13568063
Just a silly thing I remembered~
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>>13568083
okay
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>>13568082
falsely so, that is one of the specific ironies
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>>13568100
>falsely
By what definition? The one of Christianity?
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>>13568071
As long as I had a Pegasus (that isn't Fluttershy) as my partner.
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>>13568073
yes
but that doesn't change the factt hat derpy is a slut
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>>13568058

what did you say anon
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>>13568106
by the definition of the setting
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>>13568094
Rub hand along back
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>you will never see AJ and Sylvia bump butts
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>>13568075
While physically contained in the icing, the cake actually has a near infinite mass, extending far beyond our comprehension of matter. With the icing broken, we can see inside the cake and view the temporal compression that allows such a vast amount of matter to be compressed into such small mass.
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>>13568094
lower the volume and try not to hug her
and maybe if I do I'll try not to hug her so hard she doesn't wake up
and if she does wake up I'll act surprised or pretend I don't notice her and that I wasn't hugging her at all and where did you come from?
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>>13568111
But derpy isn't a slut, she's just very nice to everyone because she does not have it in her heart to be cruel
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>>13568106
Yes, the thing about language and definitions is that it really is a popularity contest.
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>>13568114
[citation needed]
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>>13568123
which one has got the biggest butt
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Does edging count against nofap?
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>>13568145
Yes.
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>>13568094
pick her up and carry her to my bed, then climb into bed and hug her, hopefully falling asleep with her hugging me back
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>>13568145
fap away
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I like the princesses. They're pretty.
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>>13568077
you wasted your education on a useless degree pinkie, and you almost never help out around the store. Mr Cake and I are not going to pay back your student loans for you. You need to get serious about your life. We want you to move out.
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>>13568145
nope, you're still touching your dick
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>>13568128
but she was cruel to me!
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>>13568135
The setting he refered to is 40k, based on the "god emperor" line

unless there's a very small chance he was talking about doom
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>>13568143
Sadly I'd have to say Sylvia.

But which one can twerk it better?
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>>13568123
>talking about the shittiest pony and my woy waifu in the same sentence

FUCK YOU
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>>13568164
>doom
fuck, I meant dune
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>>13564804
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/BraeburnQuest/BraeburnQuest.html

All fixed now.
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>>13568145
noFAP not noCUM
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>>13568174
Sylv.
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>>13568145
yes

you are self stimulating
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>>13568112
it kind of bugs me that he doesn't show any work
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>>13568094
Wake her up and say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" and hand her a bowl of eggs.
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>>13568123
>Sylvia
Who?
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>>13568158
They're pretty hefty.
Weigh as much as 3-5x your weight.
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>>13568180
cheers, man
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>>13568180
You creep me out to the point where, if I had tits and a uterus, I'd be finding out how to get a restraining order against you. Go fuck yourself off a pier, taintshoes.
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>>13568158
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>>13568176
tha
that's fake right?
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>>13567971
why
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>>13568112
Nice to know they at least do their math in base 10
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>>13568204
You have issues, Anon.
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>>13568158
>>13568208
HOLY SHIT

CELESTIA'S HEAD IS NAKED
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>>13568193
>showing work when you arrive at the correct answer
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>>13568094
Wonder where she came from and how she got onto a military compound, but most importantly: Why me?

Then throw all those notions out the window and promptly go AWOL lest the government take her.
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>>13568112
ehhheehehheh
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>>13568158
>everyone looks concerned but fluttershy
>"Damn that bich got owned pretty easily"
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>>13568199
Wander's partner in traveling the galaxy
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>>13568229
braeburned pls
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>>13568221
I'm not the one buying people computers.
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>>13568229
I'd say his work checks out.
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>>13568204
It was funny the first time

please stop
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>>13568230
That part made me unf.
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>>13568229
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>>13568125
>try not to hug sleeping pony
>try not to
>do it anyway
>just holding them close to you, their form soft and relaxed against you.
>"Their mane is really soft too...
>"Wa....what are you doing?"
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>>13568242
Anonymous you should see a doctor. It's not healthy.
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>>13568231
But that's how Fluttershy's face always looks...
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>>13568235

>Snoopy dance

Top kek
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>>13568226
But there's no reason to write out the number like that for a class if he's not teaching them.
>>
>check rediv's tumblr

>I hate small talk so much. chances are if you message me and it starts with “sup, hi, hello, etc” I will not want to talk to you or respond
>and it’s not because I’m rude, it’s just because
>that’s so boring

suddenly I don't feel so bad about not trying to reach out to other people
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>>13568260
Non consensual hugging is a serious offense mister!
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>>13568229
>Now students we are going to discuss my class policy on horse boners in class.
>Let it be clear that if you cannot control you horse boners in class, you will be required to wear a horse condom at all times
>Are there any questions about this?
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Which pony is the greatest in the galaxy?
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So what is it you guys actualy DO in mlp general?
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>>13568227
is small pink horse contraband?
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>>13568275
Just have something a little more substantial to say
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>>13568145
i convinced myself that fapping without cumming doesnt count

then i convinced myself if i cum without using my hands then it doesnt count
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>>13568267
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>>13568235
I hope episode 2 is better, the first one made everything feel forced
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>>13568275
>it's not because I'm rude
it kinda is
>that's so boring
this is also true
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>>13568287
bitch about each other
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>>13568299
>hands free

unf
make a video
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>>13568299
Whats a BRDASHNY?
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>>13568301
the picnic?
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>>13568299
Just imagine what was going through the artis's head with that

Ew zit ew another zit, holy shit the ink is slipping with all this oil
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>>13568299
Do you sometimes feel guilty about spreading word of the fandom in the early days because of shit like this? I do.
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>>13568299
>>13568317
>THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT
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>>13568314
>hands free
google jackpot.mp3
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>>13568275
>suddenly I don't feel so bad about not trying to reach out to other people
It must be boring to see 10 or more people ask that same thing every day
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>>13568260
oh shit, oh jeez
I knew I shouldn't have smelled her, her scent is my weakness
just be cool, be cool
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>>13568275
>Ignore people because you can't be assed with them
No it's pretty rude, being polite doesn't mean "I do things only when I feel like it" it's being considerate of others despite what you feel like. Somehow people can't seem to see themselves in a negative light I've noticed, always an excuse or exception.
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>>13568334
I never spread anything.
By the time I actually did watch the show, in August 2011, before S2 it was already too late.
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>>13568349
gosh i sure would hate to sit down to my computer every day and have a bunch of fan mail from people that want to speak with me, that would really be the absolute most awful thing
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>>13568350
what does Pinkie Pie smell like?
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>>13568392
it's boring not awful
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Pony is listening to jackpot.mp3
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>>13568349
how are you supposed to get to know someone without making small talk?
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>>13568393
bubblegum
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>>13568393
Vodka, aderal, and energy drinks.
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rarity wants to play a game with you
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>>13568334
the only thing i regret is being so involved in the fandom early on.

why the fuck did i think it was acceptable to go around yelling at everyone that i watch mlp and try to convince them the "story" and "animation" is so good???
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>>13568422
>>13568423
could she be any more perfect?
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>>13568425
what game is it you had in mind, fashion horse
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>>13568417
d-does she like it?
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>>13568449
mousetrap
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>>13568425
What kind of game?
I'd be down for some chess, I haven't played in a while.
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>>13568450
She's sitting in your chair

Get a towel.
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>>13568425
We're going to play Apples to Apples.
Pinkie is invited
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>>13568455

ugh, couldn't we play something that I have all the pieces for? Unless you want to make a ghetto trap
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>>13568462
b-but I'm in my chair right now
What's happening? I'm confused.
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>>13568301

There's currently 3 episodes out.
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>>13568465
Earth to earth
Apples to apples
Dust to dust
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>>13568486
She's on
hh
yyyyyyour
yo
yy
your your
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>>13568486
you are the pony
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>>13568465

>Apples to Apples
>not Cards againt humanity
speaking of which who wants to play
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>>13568509
>>13568513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
unf
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>>13568522
sure
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>>13568513

I've always wanted to be the pony
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>>13568393
Well, she lives in a bakery. Realistically, I'd say she probably smells like a blend of cake spices, which would more specifically be whatever was being baked that day. I'd say a medium vanilla mixed with something kind of like a pumpkin pie smell would be typical. There would also be one other off key smell, something like latex or fresh rubber, likely from a prop or costume she was wearing earlier that day. You'd only notice it if you were really close, though, like nearly touching faces.

Other times, she might actually smell kinda gross, like if she was playing in the swamp with Gummy. You'd have to be careful when smelling her.
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>>13568522
I would but I'm going to go Dark Souls instead.
Good luck though!
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Have you ever wanted to pay someone to make a video of themselves masturbating for you?
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Daily reminder that trance around the world is dead and above and beyond's new show is kinda lame
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>>13568546
EA pls
That's just weird.
Unless it's a qt femanon then it's awesome
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>>13568555
its a cute femmytrapanon
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>>13568555

>implying anyone would film themselves taking a chance for mlpg
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>>13568542
I think the ms paint looking one was funnier with it's more simplistic apearence matching the text better
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>>13568539
Does your waifu smell like a bakery?

No? Then fuck you
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>>13567365
http://derpibooru.org/427144?scope=scpe62ce0854e3a497fd006644f5918c95fb8481c0e0
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>>13568580

>tfw you would if you could do it completely anonymously
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>>13568619

>imfuckingplying

nigga just post anonymously like you're doing now? or hide your face if we already know who you are.
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>tfw you were the machine all along
omg spooky
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>>13568639

If you have a chance and you're from MLPG, that limits you down to being like one of 4 people.
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>>13568539
What does her ass smell like
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>>13568673
ponuts
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>>13568673
Like shit.
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>>13568550
Fuck you
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>>13568693
i can't read moon
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>>13568693

I find it kind of interesting how into the .MOV series japanese artists seem to be.
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>>13567088
that Fluttershy Rara is elegance defined
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>>13568700
just enjoy the pretty pictures
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>>13568701

what? really? they like that shit?
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>>13568709
Captcha: and creatury
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>>13568687
What's the matter, upset?
I am
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>>13568605
My waifu would probably carry the fragrance of whatever was the most popular perfume in Canterlot. Her favorite would be one that smells like a fresh, warm Spring day downwind of a blossoming mountainside cherry orchard, though without a fine nose, you'd probably just note it for being very pleasant.

When she's not trying to impress, it'd be a much simpler scent, something like a light lavender or a bouquet of field flowers. Sometimes, she carries a 'new' scent that she picks up from the fabric of a recently finished dress.

Personally, I think her best smell would be the one she carries when she's drying her mane after a morning shower. With all the different shampoos and conditioners she'd no doubt implement, it'd be a pretty unique concoction before she splashed on her perfume.
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>>13568709
Even sans shipping I've always liked the idea of Rarity showing Fluttershy how to be elegant or the sharing of things she enjoys that FS may enjoy that just so happens to expand her world view a little bit in terms of regality and poise.
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>>13568718

Yeah dude.

http://footsam.tumblr.com/post/60931169774/umenoo-pony-mov
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apples
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>>13568740
wow
this is really pathetic
then again, all waifufags are
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>>13568693
This is actually pretty neat
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>>13568752
Probably because they like making fun of murcan culture
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>tfw you will never be 17 years old
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>>13568758
Just trying to have some fun here, Anon.
Why don't you come up with something?
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>>13568718
Are you seriously surprised? They're still some of the most recognizable fan animations in the fandom.
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>>13568693
The pony stuff on there is disturbing.
I didn't like Monster's University much either.
Not ny cup of tea.
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>>13568767
I don't want to be 17 again.
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>>13568693
>>13568752
Any one in here speck &/or preferably read and moon?
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>>13568767
But I already was, and it wasn't anything special.
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>>13568762

Nah I think they actually think they're funny/enjoyable.

Then again, maybe it's funnier when you can't understand it. Kinda like how we liked that gameshow MXC.
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>>13568693
>>13568752
Any one in here speck &/or preferably read and write moon?
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>>13568773
fun is talking about the FIM universe or something, not imagining what your favorite pony smells like.
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>>13568811

...Oh wait, MXC was dubbed.
It's been a while.
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>>13568821
>no left side
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>>13568740
Sorry I cant hear you over the sound of fresh baked bread and chocolate!
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>>13568811
I don't understand Gaki no Tsukai unless it's dubbed but that show is fucking hilarious
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>>13568835
The dub wasn't anything like what they were actually saying tough, so in a way it's similar if Japan were to dub over our show with ridiculous jokes.
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>>13568853
I do Applebloom, she just hasn't noticed me.
I suppose part of that problem is I haven't tried to speak to her.
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>>13568853
I could use more bloom.
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>>13568853
Didn't someone already do this same type of pic? With AB and the same question?
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>>13568882
>I
It
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>>13568883
ARE YOU SERIOUS
THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED
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>>13568853
Same reason Miss Cheerilee doesn't.
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>>13568879

Well of course it wasn't what they were actually saying, that's what made it funny.
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>>13568853
I will wreck you!
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>>13568853
Because I'm a emotionally unstable man-child, Applebloom...
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>>13568853
Because I'm a disgusting,useless and secluded person and not even the EoH can fix that.
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>>13568883
That one had applebloom sitting on his head
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>>13568895
It will be okay, your pic is different enough.
Try it with Sweetie Bell next time, she's the shippingest pony anyway.
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>>13568826
What's not fun about thought and creativity exercises with your favorite ponies? I think it gives a writer or a thinker in general a way to more fully develop a character in their own mind. Sure, it's not canon or anything, but it's not like they'll ever talk about it in any canon materials anyways.

It's all in good fun.
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>>13568911
I still hear the music

It pervades my dreams and is clawed into the very essence of my soul
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>>13568895
It had anon in it, but it was the same question with the same pony (applebloom)

It's from a ded drawfag though.

>>13568920
Well yeah, but still.
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>>13568853
I do! But they're not a pony, they're a human boy like me!
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>>13568931
you sound like those tali fags that actually tried to imagine how her sweat tastes like, or some shit like that.
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>>13568853
Because I like meat too much
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>>13568853
I DUNNO WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT AND DUMB
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>>13568853
maybe you could be my special somepony...
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>>13568948
Oh jeez, way to bring back horrible nightmares

I thought that after I got off the ride with me3 those memories would leave me

fuck
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>>13568955
dude, she's under aged
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>>13568920
and that stupid feel edit
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>>13568693
that is some excellent taste in pone
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>>13568895
>>13568920
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>>13568740
>rarifags
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>>13568949
But anon, you can have a special somepony and still like meat
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>>13568948
What would Derpy's asshole taste like?
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>>13568970
so?
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pony just invaded your privacy
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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13569017
get out pone im piss
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>>13569017
3/10 perspective 4/10 posing
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/c396516064ebb2c0645b817ca7f4d970/tumblr_mt749biACn1rss0c2o1_1280.png

GREAT
Now draw her without clothes

Eating out Mini Tuffs
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>>13569017
well drawn, but still gay. Like you, mewball
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>>13569030
How much is it?
Or is that someone showing off?
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>>13569017
Which pony? I need to know whether I should be upset, or expose myself to them.
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>>13569001
...
I didn't know that.
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>>13569051
>Eating out Mini Tuffs
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pony wants a hug
y/n?
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>>13569017
No they dont. I locked the door
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>>13569053
What's wrong, Hatefag? You sound tired or something. Is everything alright?
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>>13569017
I really don't know whats more weird

Three littel filleis wanting to "help" you in the shower

Or someone just having a picture of their waifu on the wall in their bathroom
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>>13569084
n
Pony is obviously up to something.
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>>13569103
>Or someone just having a picture of their waifu on the wall in their bathroom
I think that's just a ;little bit of self aware humor
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>>13569084
Of course
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>>13569023
The fuck is a Canterlot Master Frodo? Also im not your student... did you hit your head or something?
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>>13569084
Sure. If shes offering.
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>>13569023
HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOUR SHOW ON DISNEY GOT CANCELED?
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>>13569023
Suck a dick frodo.
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Should I buy GTA V?
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>>13569134
Who the fuck is this guy, Ryan?
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>>13569100
yea i'm tired. No, i always feel this way
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>>13569170
No, you should buy a pony.
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>>13569170
Yes. And a pony, too.
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>>13569107
correct, so as your prize you win nothing
>>13569132
>>13569156
you were tricked you get an hour long hug with no hope of escape
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>>13569203
>720
>HD
>not 4k
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>>13569203
space wolf go home, you are drunk

probably
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>>13569231
Go back to /v/ and /g/
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>>13569213
goddamnit
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>>13569170
Pokemon comes out in October.
Games are a luxury I can't afford so I'm waiting on that.
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>>13569213
What do you do with a Pinkie strapped to your chest for 1 entire hour? Hard Mode: Her forelegs are wrapped around your arms
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>>13569203
40K?

More like 40 GAY
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>>13569266
I go to a bouncy castle and bounce around
>>
frotting with spike he has the double d
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>>13569266
Take a nap?
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>>13569249
>tfw xbone already paid for
>and CoD Ghost for the 360 that I'm going to upgrade for the xbone when it comes out
>and pokemon X paid for
>and BF4 paid for
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>>13569271
you made this joke before scrubles imitator
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>>13569288
If only you could invest that money in social skills and good looks, huh?
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>>13569266
I lay on top of her in an attempt to reciprocate the bodily pressure if I can't hug back
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>>13569283
>one on each side
>humping the space between them while holding both of his tips together
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>>13569290
holy run-on sentence batman
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>>13569296
>10 good friends irl
>girlfriend
>she's into polygamy
>sex at least 5 times a week
>swole
>6.5"
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>>13569296
He easily could if he applied himself and wanted to change.

Not that he's going to anytime soon.
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>>13569192
I want one.
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>>13569288
>Xbone
>CoD
>BF4
I don't need to know anymore to know I'm not jealous of your financial situation if it meant having your tastes.
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>>13569288
>xbone
Why?
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>>13569290
B-but I'm the real one! Not the gay dragon one!

I'll prove it, uqick give me a pony to joke!
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>>13569301
>"G-guh....anon..."
>"What, give up already?"
>"I...c-can't...breathe..."
>she passes out
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>>13569203
would i defend Fluttershy?
of course, with my life
Why are we being chased by these fucking goons?
Who knows
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>>13569337
PS4 was sold out like day 1
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>>13569338
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>>13569325
>300 friends irl
>5 girlfriends
>each of them have like 3 vaginas
>sex 24/7
>2swole
>8.3"

Your move
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>>13569325
Yeah, I ain't buying that shit. No need to hide your lack of social skills, look where you are.
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>>13569339
YES, now I can properly hug back!
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>>13569348
and you couldn't wait?
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>>13569357
>sex 24/7
>not 25/8
get a load of this nerd
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>>13569338
Write one of those charming vignettes about the CMC
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>>13569364
I'll still going to get one anyway
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>>13569356
Hey, you guys know where Gilda learned to fly??

Kitty Hawk!
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>>13569377
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>>13569358
>if I can't be social, theres no WAY anyone else here can

pls
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Which pony enjoys blowjob sex the ost
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>>13569306
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>>13569393
>blowjob sex
why
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>>13569369
PUNK WEIGHT
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>>13569325
>10,000 good friends irl #420 legit
>22 wives, 58 girlfriends
>enough penii to fuck all of them simultaneously
>no point in which I am breathing and not having sex at the same time #livingthedreamUSA
>body consists of a rock hard penile shaft with a giant pair of balls, swole as fuck
>10 stories tall

/intellectual checkmate
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>>13569388
That's hilarious
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>>13569393
we don't even know if he means giving or receiving! What the fuck is blowjob sex!
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>>13569377
I always get a kick out of your jokes, scrubbles
never change
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Can I get some refs of Featherweight?
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>>13569441
the one on the right
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>>13569453
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man, why does sticker star suck so much, yet have an amazing credit theme?
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>>13569441
nah, Featherweight is lame as fuck
draw cooler pony instead
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Twilight Sparkle just found out your sex crazed, freaky fetish side of you and found all the greentext and stories about what you would to do her on the archive

What do
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>>13569473
Blame it on my estrus
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>>13569473
Lick Spike's asshole.
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>>13569473
But I don't talk about Twilight that much.
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>>13569473
bitch don't flatter yourself. My fetish is anything unobtainable. If i can have sex with it, it isn't my fetish
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>>13569467
Because Miyamoto(why it sucks) and the composer(why music is good)
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>>13569464
oh sorry here you go
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>>13569473
But I wouldn't do anything to Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13569473
Ask her if she liked them.
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>>13569473
I don't have one of those really.
I've never typed anything up like that either.
>>
pinkie pie facing left
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>>13569473
There currently exist zero greentexts with my fetish that feature twilight
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>>13569524
rainbow dash facing forwards
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>>13569524
pank to the left
ponk to the right
cha cha real smooth
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>>13569464
That is literally my face for every thing Square Enix announces these days.

Fucking Type 0 for iOS/Android, and that's the version we're going to get.
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>>13569529
>"Wanna make one?"
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>>13569017
Thank you hungry skeleton.
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>>13569371
>Scootaloo and Applebloom were busy in the kitchen at Sugar Cube Corner
>The fillies came by preatically begging if they could help make something and they didnt know anywhere else to go and the must have the biggest kitchen in town and all the ingredients too and is that a new hair cut you have today mrs. cake, until the Cakes eventually agreed to let them at it after they were done with the days production so long as they agreed to help clean
>They were in there for many hours with a lot of noise and giggling and the Cakes got worried, so they went into check on them
>But when they went into the kitchen, they found a very large, well done looking chocolate cake covered with real french butter cream and home made pastel flowers
>the place was a mess and the two fillies looked exhausted, but it was so charming who could be mad?
>"Wait a second...." Said Mr. Cake. "Weren't there three of you earlier?"
>"Psssyt!" Scootaloo says, elbowing the chocoalte cake. "Thast your cue!"
>Nothing happens
>"S-sweetie Belle?" Applbloom says, concerned, to the cake.

>Later, at the hospital
>Sweetie is recovering from a few minor burns and deep frosting inhalation, but she'll be ok
>She's pracically sobbing by the time Rarity gets there
>"That wasn't like the old movies at all!"
>Luckily and tragically ironic, she can have all the ice cream she can eat
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>>13569473
nothing, all that shit about hugging pinkie speaks for itself
she knows what to do
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>>13569546
I doubt even the most morbid/fetishy twilight would want to
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>>13569473
Uh, I've done like two at most.

I dunno, ask her opinion on it? Wanna try some of it?
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>>13569569
you sure about that?
she's in to some weird stuff
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why is everyone an idiot but me
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>>13569593
That... looks really bad.
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>>13569588
Talk about getting rock hard from a pony!
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>>13569560
no anon being horribly injured, not the real scrubbing bubbles

Amusing story though
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>>13569599
Because you're an idiot
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>>13569588
My fetish would be a one way trip for her
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>>13569610
They dont have to all be about the CMC hurting some Anon. I'm not some one trick fully pony
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>>13569634
Alright then, you pass

Good work
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>>13569473
ask her if she's down to try it
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>>13569593
why so glum?
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>>13569529
>>13569569
>>13569620
D-don't ask me about my fetish or anything, guys! Really!
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>>13569473
How could she find something that doesn't exist?
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>>13569683
I wasn't going to tell
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>>13569606
yeah
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>>13569672

red pls, draw a phat bottomed rarara sitting down like this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJrBqsc37A
Which pony would like this?
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Sometimes, I like to imagine that Trixie is riding me and after I orgasm, she jams her hooves into my shoulders and keeps riding me while I'm hypersensitive. Her eyes light up with sadistic glee while I struggle to get her off my manhood, but she doesn't stop until I'm no longer sensitive.

Then I imagine her caressing my cheek while I'm worn out and panting. She says something like 'nice performance', but sarcastically. Maybe afterwards, she orders me to make up a pot of coffee. That'd be really hot.
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>>13569683
My fetish is too disturbing for 4chan. Even /b/ tells me I'm completely fucked up.
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>>13569724
Parasitic Castration?
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>>13569724
>visitng /b/
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>>13569734
I go for the loli threads and little else
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>>13569724
I bet it's super lewd
is it something like this?
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>>13569704
maybe you should take a break from pone
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>>13569718
fuck off nanaki
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>>13569724
>/b/
>Not full of the most normals of normals
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>>13569683
Trust me, I was not going to post it

It derails the thread every time
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>>13569742
>>13569733
Swings and misses.

It can't be summed up so simply.
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>The mane six face a horrific abomination,
>Rainbow Dash tries to dive bomb it
>a giant maw opens from its spine, and swallows RD whole.
>the other five start screaming uncontrollably.
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>>13569739
>>13569724

ya, you're a pedophile. no doubt about it.
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>>13569724
Is it something like hyper fat hyper cock children raping a pregnant mother's baby in the womb until it's just a mess of undeveloped organs and blood?
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>>13569724
Is it consensual intercourse between two people that love eachother for the sole purpose of procreation?
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My fetish involving pony is brushing their mane with a big sturdy comb and letting them eat alfalfa cubes from my hand while I talk gently to them so they wont kick me to death
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>>13569749
Mentioning you have one that derails the thread derails the thread just as bad with people trying to guess it.
Good job.
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>>13569759
And FPS players are mass murderers
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>>13569770
mine is similar except I wish to be the pony
having a pony like >>13567157 is a close second though
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>>13569767
No, no. It's a bit more realistic than that and more disturbing for it.

>>13569759
It goes beyond just that.

>>13569769
Anon, that's just sick.
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>>13569771
won't do it again
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>>13569743
maybe
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>>13569791
Lets be the pony together
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>>13569771
maybe it's so bad that it derails the thread even more
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>>13569833
You -definitely- need a break from pone.
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>>13567157
Is it so wrong to just want to nonsexually cuddle a large animal like this?
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>>13569838
h-how lewd!
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>>13569791
That would be nice, wothout the kicking
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>>13569850
as long as she's sentient and no human, by george
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>>13569793
>>13569793
OUT WITH IT ALREADY!
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>>13569850
it's part of the reason I'm such a celestiafag
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MUH
DICK
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>>13569833
that one's not bad
wackier eyes, though. Are you trying to look more cartoony?
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>>13569776
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/12/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/index.html?hpt=hp_t3


this guy only looked at pictures of children and purchased butchers tools and cannibal books and built a secret soundproof dungeon with cage and slaughter table.

but he never harmed anyone in real life why was he arrested?
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>>13569770
>>13569791
>>13569838
>>13569857
>One Anon is brushing and hand a feeding a pony, who in turn is made up of two other Anons in a hose costume
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>>13569857
It doesn't have to be lewd..
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>>13569864
the funny part is, that wasn't the guy who made the initial chain of posts leading us here, that was me. But now even I am aflicted with morbid curiosity
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>>13569861
Snetient is good, but if no its also good.

If its nonseuxl, how is that creepy? Dont you people like to sleep with the dog on the bed?
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>>13569881
>Pony is watching this in utter confusion
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>>13569874
was this colored traditionally? and then the guy scanned into his computer using his asshole?
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Space SPACE Spaaaaaaaaaace
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>>13568275
I don't see the problem. It's being introverted.
Plus if I had literal dozens of people messaging me with just "hi" everyday I'd be bored too.
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>>13569902
my dog used to rape me while i was sleeping, so no
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>>13567595

Holy shit. If tex comes back I'm shitting up the thread. Fuck that guy.
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>>13569916
>you will never space with pony
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>>13569875
I guess
just messing around atm
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>>13569950
but why
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>>13567595
It's stupid how much this fandom cares about this stupid board and this stupid general
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>>13569950
what the fuck anon
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>>13569876
>Fapping to 2d lolis = plotting to kill children
ha
ha
ha
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>>13569950
Anon, you are the problem.
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is it queef inflation?
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>>13569936
Talk about doggy style!
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>>13569864
It takes the form of a psychological experiment meant to discover whether or not the prejudice and taboo against pedophilia is a product of society via conditioning or biology. Nature vs. Nurture as it pertains to sex with minors.

The experiment would involve several girls raised from infancy, with at least one acting as the "control group" that is raised normally as a part of society with no sexual experiences. On the other end of the scale we have a girl who has no contact with society outside of myself (to the point of not even wearing clothes) and conditioned from an early age to receive sexual stimulation as a reward system, progressing in stages with age until intercourse at around age 8-11.

In between you'd have various girls raised with varying degrees of societal interraction and sexual exposure. Some would be raised in full contact with society with sexual conditioning, others would be raised with no contact with society and no sexual experience until a later age etc. It would also be interesting to see what would happen if two girls from different points of the spectrum were introduced and left alone together.


Yeah, I'm fucked up. But think of the science! A less uptight society would give me grants for this shit.
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>>13569909
Europe please

send me one
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>>13569984
>>13569950
>>13569965

wtf

I remember nothing but complaints about Tex's behaviour just a few months ago. Now you're all defending him?!

did all the Tex critics just leave or osmehing?
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>>13569876
Child porn's illegal no matter how you slice it.
His having never harmed anybody was his defense, though.
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>>13569876
the police were like "let's stop this before it gets out of hand"
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this is stupid

this is so stupid
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how do i get to the good part of the pony fandom?

it feels like every fandom i get into i end up hanging out in the deep diarrhea pit side of the fandom. i want to see the good side for once.
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>>13570007
what the fuck is wrong with you

I'm not defending anyone
I'm asking why you feel the need to shitpost every time someone you don't like is mentioned
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>>13570007
BCS please go.
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>>13569994
fuck off m8 i'll kill u
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>>13570004
unf
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68 days?
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>>13570030
Stay away from 4chan, then
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>>13570004
that just sounds like an elaborate excuse to fuck children
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>>13570030
the bright boys with stars in their eyes and dreams in their hearts? Be one and they will gravitate to you
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>>13569988
>Become a full fledged mare
>Walk up to Pinkie
>Stand next to her, looking up and around at stuff
>Suck air into pony vagina
>Rip out a loud queef right next to her
>Few moments of silence
>She rips a louder one back and giggles, looking around like nothing is happening
Would you try to beat Pinkie is a queefing competition with your new vagina?
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>>13570004
so you want an actual way to fuck little girls?
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>>13570004
I've actually heard of that one before. Way to get me all hyped up, sheesh.
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>>13570030
>>13570049
4chan /is/ the good part
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>>13570030
>the good part of the pony fandom
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>>13570030
you need to go back in time about 2-3 years
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>>13569983
>>13570017
the article is exaggerating to sell a story. he wasnt plotting to do anything. he just did some greentxts on a forum about his cannibal fetish. greentxts dont mean you are actually going to do it.
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Oh no. It's happening again.
Uh...
RARIJACK IS BEST SHIP
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>>13570024
I agree

that little zebra IS stupid
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>>13570050
Partly, I suppose. But if they enjoy and desire it because of conditioning?

>>13570061
150 years ago girls as young as 13 were marrying and fucking guys in their 30s

Nothing has changed except the standard of living and societal views.
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>>13570071
That expression is hilarious
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>>13570050
yea, i wouldn't give him a grant for that either
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>>13570007
the solution is to ignore it. you are making the problem worse.
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>>13570064
Pretty sure I posted it in these threads before.
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>>13570004
that's unethical
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>>13570082
don't stop.
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>>13570082
>implying
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>>13570082
How can other people even defend other ships when matched against Rarijack?
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>>13570071
yea, um p-put it in your mouth?
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>>13570030
>mfw for a short while I thought this was the good part of the pony fandom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnevk-6h6aI


Don't get hooked on a 10 hour Twilight Zone binge like I did yesterday.
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>>13570004
Anon, not to judge or anything, but are you overweight and a virgin? Not to be mean, I'm just curious. Sounds like an elaborate domination scheme that I'd only associate with a man that hasn't been in a loving or lasting relationship.
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>>13570071
No.
I have clothes on you silly pony.
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>>13570004
>>13570090
Eh, make a fapfic out of it and i'd probably read it
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>>13570007
You are the problem, Anon.
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>>13570117
Absolutely disgusting
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>>13570030
>>>/ponychan/
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>>13570082
That is not Macora or Sweetiespike

>>13570106
So was the little albert experiment

>>13570127
Virgin, yes. Overweight, no.
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>>13570113
I WILL NOT STOP

>>13570117
I'll be honest, FlutterDash comes in a close second.
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Pony hasn't blown her load in over a thousand years
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R-Rara sama!!
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>>13570030
Come back while the show is airing and not in hiatus. MLPG is the good part then.

We're probably going to be the least annoying and brony of all of the community.
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>>13570164
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
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>>13570164
I can fix that
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>>13570165
oooo you touch my Rarara

oooo my ding ding SLUT
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>>13570164
I would be honored to assist pony, if they need help
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>>13570121
oh god i feel like watching twilight zone now
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>Tex: apples apples appples for 8 hours a day
>Anon: Man tex is annoying
>Tex: Oh man, no one loves me. I am not getting enough attention ;_;
>Tex: I'm going to post a blog post about how MLPG hates me
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>>13570173
>MLPG is the good part then.

Yeah because we did so well during S3.
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>>13570189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btLFfHzWwQY
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>>13570191
GOT SOMETHING AGAINST APPLES PARTNER?
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>>13570176
>>13570188

Pony has doubts that you could handle such a monumental load
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>>13570151
>Macora
>>>/co/

And SweetieSpike does not even COMPARE to the MIGHT of RariJack.
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>>13570152
unf
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>>13570191
>Anon: Tex is gone but I better shitpost about him anyway!
>Anon: Maybe if I fling enough mud everyone will hate him when he decides to come back!
>Anon: What I'm doing isn't insane or pointless at all!
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>you will never make a cake with Panka the Rappa
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>>13570151
Alright, thanks for being honest. For some reason, I have noticed that virgins tend to pick up some rather interesting fetishes as compared to people that have had sex. I wonder if it's a psychological coping mechanism that's used to satisfy the desire for love and sex?
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>>13570219
Just try me
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>>13570191
whats wrong with apples?
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>>13570219
I probably can't but I'm willing to try!
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>>13570234
C-c-crack the egg into the bowl.
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>>13570229
Eh. I actually saw that same AJ face on a wall on my little sister's art class.
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>>13570193
>S3
>The Season of hiatuses and bad episodes every other week
I guess it depends on how good S4's eps are. We're much better than the alternatives, like EqD, Ponychan, or some of the other autismal cesspools.
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>>13570275
You forgot the frequent leaks.

But still, just because we were "better" than the rest, doesn't mean we weren't still horrible.
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>>13570283
I'd WPSHH that
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>>13570227
Anon pls

>>13570237
Probably. I've actually had some interesting conversations IRL about how drawn/illustrated pornography can be a lot more satisfying than a lot of photographic or live action pornography because it allows the expression of different fetishes without the accompanying guilt that would come with seeing those things happen to a real person.

And that conversation was with a sexy, nerdy burlesque dancer who I'm good friends with and broke up with her boyfriend six months ago. Still trying to work up the courage to ask her out.
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>>13570191
Do you not like apples or something? Jesus christ get a load of this loser.
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>>13570230

>This is what tex drones really believes
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>>13570283
mate stop. Just go on a pone hiatus and draw other things. At least for a while.
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Smile*3 is objectively the best song in the show.
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>>13570322
Thats not the super speedy cider squeezy
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>>13570322
Pretty much. Though that new AJ song comin up might be purdy good
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>>13570322
that was the episode where Pinkie found out she was a total slave
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>>13570120
>>13570137
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>>13570298
If she's that open and was comfortable talking about that kind of stuff with you, then go for it. You've got absolutely nothing to lose by asking. Seriously, if you ask her, the worst she can do is 'ehh' and walk away. You won't kick yourself in 5-10 years wondering what would have happened if she said yes.

I'd give it a shot.
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>>13570298
Where did that ship even come from?
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>>13570322
Rebuttal: Rarity's dress song is far superior.
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>>13570230

>wanting attention whores to come back
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>>13570298
just do it
it's not going to work out, and you'll blow it big time.
but at least you asked.
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>>13570343
yea, go ahead. i want to fuck your dirty toungue