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>>13545167
Lets watch the CmC in the talent show! Do you think if each of the CmC did what they are good at rather than doing what they want, would they get their cutie mark? What do you rate their song?
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>>13555461
Some of his stuff is cute.
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>>13553628
Drew this for the anon. The pose threw me off but I figure I'd post it anyhow.
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>>13555471
2fast
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>>13555478
>furseiseki

Worst artist
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>>13555460
>>13555452
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>>13555485
Did he rape your dog or something?
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>>13555483
Someone should put some megabusty tits on Dash.
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>>13555485
the fuck you say nigga
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>>13555485
I don't know, for being so terrible he sure draws a lot of inoffensive, cute, innocent pictures of ponies being inoffensive, cute, and innocent.
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>>13555478
Does she replace your face or is it a fun source engine thing where her body is just clipping over your head
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>>13555490
Yes
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>>13555483
I'm looking.
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>>13555505
she is inseparable from your head

if you took her off you would both die
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>>13555485
I like his mice/rats/
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>>13555490
She did something far worse, Anon.
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>>13555519
So it's inseparable by choice then
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>>13555495
When she grows up, Sweetie will only fuck zebra stallions, to piss off her dad.
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>>13555534
>she ends up forgetting her vendetta against her dad because she's having too much fun getting stuffed with zebra cock
>her cutie mark is so obscene that she can't go out during the day anymore
>she now goes by Slutty Belle, or just Slut
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>>13555525
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asd
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>>13555553
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>>13555561
jkl;
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>>13555543
It's well past your bedtime, what are you still doing up?
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>>13555561
>>13555553
aoeui
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>>13555579
john madden
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>>13555579
john madden
john madden
john madden
football
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>>13555572
It's the weekend. And I'm gonna ink this thing.
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>>13555567
Twilight, you useless horse
Bacon only helps awaken humans when it's cooked
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>>13555567
>Arrive in equestria
>Everyone acts like you're a huge brony
>Twilight even has an apartment set up for you
>20% cooler comforter
>Fluttershy bed pillow an doormat
>memes hung all around the walls
>all of the ponies greet you with "brohoof" and refuse to stop
>they call you "brony"

Would you stay?
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>>13555587
stram when
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>>13555591
mewballapproacheswomen.gif
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>>13555475
qt
shitty comic though
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>>13555587
Oh, I didn't think of that. What are you inking?
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>>13555591
>make_way,_my_opinions_coming_through.gif
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>>13555603
Why the hell does Twilight need a wand?
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>>13555478
>you can't cuddle her
>you can't have sex with her
It'd still be great though.
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>>13555602
Nothing that involves Apple Bloom being truly cute can be truly shitty.
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>>13555591
make_room_for_nanaki.gif
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>>13555611
a little thing called showmareship?
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>>13555590
>bang lyra in public
>become horsefucker, fucker of horses
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>>13555591
>nanaki_enters_MLPG
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>>13555591
>hello unpopular opinion coming through
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>>13555591
this is what happens when you have technology, bitches.
That other dog is making leaps and bounds in the fields of science, and other lazy dogs get left behind.
Fear keeps them behind.
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>>13555550
She moved to Detrot some time ago, to be with her boyfriend, but he left her a few months later. Not that it mattered, though, because she met a whole slew of zebras, staying with each of them on-and-off for a few months, supporting herself as a streetwalker. Rarity visits her every now and then, whenever she has a bad case of savannah fever, and Sweetie sets her up with someone for a three-night fling.
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>>13555603
Inking this

>>13555595
I guess I could if you like.
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>>13555617
But she should just form a wand out of magic and use that.
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>>13555611
Well, why not?

>>13555629
Oh, well you may end up going to bed after I do then
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>>13555618
>Celestia sends you to a quarantine town on the other side of the everfree as punishment for bad behaviour
>Your neighbours are ross, a fat sergal, another anon, and the real pinkie pie
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>>13555629
Thats a tiny Gilda.
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>>13555634
show
mare
ship

it's like you don't even understand the core concept
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>>13555603
I love it when ponies stand up like that, i love their little belly's and their DFC.
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>>13555552
that last drink is like "nope, i'm not falling over"
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>>13555647
But whats better than to create a wand out of magic!
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>>13555641
Hmm, well I actually should probably head to bed soon. I guess I didn't realize how late it ws.
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>>13555646
gilda is a very small catbird
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>>13555603
Are those socks?
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DRAW YOURSELF AS A PONY
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>>13555660
She doesn't look too happy, anon.
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>>13555660

still big enough to go into heat.
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>>13555664
>>13555555
what's not to like?
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>>13555590
Explain to her that that is a narrow stereotype and to not already decide who I am or what I believe in before they get to know me. We're all adults here, they should understand.
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>watching this episode
http://www.cbs.com/shows/star_trek_the_next_generation/video/JRpMo1hMWTc_zJo6G3AmLxT_E0ubGt_r/star-trek-the-next-generation-hollow-pursuits
Jesus this one hits too close to home.
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>>13555590
Thank them for being so friendly, slowly slip out of the stereotype by not acting like a spazz.
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>>13555657
It's the weekend, I'll leave it up to you (just this once)
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>>13555591
Payday crew makes way for the Bulldozer.
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>>13555662
I think so
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>>13555628
>at this point, Sweetie Belle has had zebra stripe tattoos all over her, piercings, and a collar
>Rarity doesn't like to see her so degraded, but it drives the zebras wild
>her bedroom is a wreck, with used condoms, cigarettes, blunts and cum-stained underwear all over the place
>every time Rarity comes to visit she tries to say something about it, but one gangbang later, it's made pretty obvious where Sweetie got all of her sex tips from
>Rarity starts to visit more often
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>>13555693
Twilight is such a Cutie

And so are you anon
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>>13555687
>The video you requested is not available in your geographic region
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>>13555704
I'd just quit right there
Bulldozers are fucking ridiculous
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>>13555709
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hollow_Pursuits
It's about a guy who uses the holodeck to live a life of fantasy because reality is "too hard" for him to handle.
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>>13555708
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>>13555713
>Automatic shotgun
>Heavy ballistic armor
>Perk that gives me infinite ammo after I lay down a ammo box
Pop pop pop watching motherfuckers drop. Has the game gotten any better since beta?
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>>13555730
Go to sleep, Twilight.
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>>13555704
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>>13555708
I'm not gay, but if some guy held me close and said I was a cutie, I'd spaghetti.
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>>13555733
Not the community
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>>13555735
But it's not bedtime yet
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>>13555467
Applebloom might be good at speed construction or set design, with Sweetie singing all the lead parts and Scootaloo doing some amazing stunt dives.

It's not like they haven't been party to some great collaborations (with terrible results).
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>>13555733
Update 11 happened not too long ago. Almost 1gb of changes.
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>>13555747
That's actually why I didn't by the game.
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>>13555751
But could you imagine if they do all of those in the talent show?

They would not win anything at all!
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>>13555746
>Big Macintosh think's it's cute how you sweat when he hits on you
>doesn't even mind that you came on yourself when he cornered you on your way to the bathroom and gave you a big kiss
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Would pony like a guy who premature ejaculates?
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>>13555753
The new heist is so fucking fun
The nerfs on pay are horrid though
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>>13555751
I want to see the cmc as their filly selves dressed up in their future job attire.

Sweetie in a beautiful gown in front of a mic
Applebloom wearing a construction hat and safety vest
And scootaloo pulling a wagon full of porta-pottys
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>>13555778
>And scootaloo pulling a wagon full of porta-pottys
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>>13555774
pony tends to cum in the first ten seconds or so, so I doubt they would mind
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>>13555774
premature ejaculation is an opinion. A wizard ejaculates precisely when he means to.
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>>13555778
Is it that Applebloom is good at core construction or being Ms. Fix-It?
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>>13555786
>wizard
>ejaculating
enjoy having your mana stolen
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>>13555783
it would make for the worst compan slogan
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>>13555778
You mean when Scootaloo is a stunt artist.
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>>13555730
>>13555746
It's just about the person for me. I'm pretty easy to get flustered.
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>>13555789
Second one
At least that's my opinion
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>>13555790
you obviously didn't read my post
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>>13555707
She had her first foal a year after she got to Detrot. It was a filly, and she had no idea who her father was, but she took after her father: Nearly a perfect zebra, with only a few streaks of purple in her hair and blue eyes to give her away. She knows for a fact that her daughter has a boyfriend, but other than that she's largely unaware of what goes on in her life.

She met a Canterlot social worker recently who wanted to take her daughter away from her, saying (not untruthfully) that she's a hideously unfit mother. She gritted her teeth, broke her own rule, and let him fuck her with his inferior, tiny pony cock. He seemed to enjoy it, and he comes back once a month to "check up on them". She's thinking the girl's getting old enough to fend for herself, so maybe she can finally sic her boyfriend on the little punk and be done with it.[/spoiler]
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Porta-potty filly
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fuck scootaloo, she worst pone
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>>13555807
That very mean anon. It hurts.
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>>13555803
what a terrible social worker
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>>13555777
I have yet to play since over two weeks. In a sense it's still in beta, with cornerstone gameplay being shifted around. I should round up some MLPG dudes and see how it's changed.
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>>13555793
But you /d/. Or is it that you use it as an outlet of sexual frustration?
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>>13555769

what was it like the first time he kissed you? you'd never kissed a boy before, let alone a stallion, so it must have been different. did you squeal like a schoolgirl and throw your arms around him?
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>>13555807
Pffffff >Worse pone
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>>13555815
Let's do it m8, I've got someone who's past 50 who'd play
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>>13555815
I also haven't played in ~two weeks or so
let's heist
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>>13555814
No pony is incorruptible. Some ponies are, in fact, very corruptible.
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>>13555783
>>13555792

I bet you she's the one who invents them in equestria. She's got the perfect name for them

Scoot-A-loo
your portable toilet delivery service.

>>13555789
they will raise so many barns on the apples farm they won't even have any room for apple trees.
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>>13555815
>Guy walks into the bank with heavy armor, saw, and 2 shotguns
>Opens a savings account
>This goes on for 2 years with random people strolling in heavily armed
>With the bank successfully desensitized to it the heist starts

These guys prepare.
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>>13555816
I may have a few fetishes but that doesn't mean I'm not extremely sentimental. I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to mushy stuff.
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Do you think Rarity tries to hide her centuple-strength conditioner and overnight hair cream?
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>>13555730
Girls curling their hair in their fingers (or hooves) and playing with it and waving with it is the cutest thing ever
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>>13555804
she calls them chickuns, and whenever she puts them up, she says "Arise, Chikun"
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>>13555830
It's probably a spell she found out and learned.
I wouldn't be surprised if she has a huge book of fashion, mane, coat and so on spells that would put all of Twilight's books to shame.
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>>13555822
Right now? Like, right now right now? I guess so.
id/BlueRat1987
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>>13555821
>you will never be the greatest in the galaxy
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>>13555829
That's pretty cute too
Anyway I think I'm going to bed now. Goodnight!
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>>13555841
Not right now for me
I'm about to merge to 0pone mode
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>>13555824
> they actually run out of space
> Apple Acres is at most 1/6 the original orchard
> the rest is a storage rental facility and makes way more from monthly rentals and Storage Wars auctions than anyone expected
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>>13555840
> no Ethereal Mane care
Rarity pls
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>>13555837
/b/ pls.
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>>13555848
Goodnight Princess
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>>13555844
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>>13555842
cool broken horn anon
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>>13555840
>Rarity made a scrapbook with those spells.
>She goes trough every spell book she finds, searching for spells and then just snips them out and adds them to her scrap book
>technically she read more spellbooks than Twilight will ever do
>Twilight also still doesn't get why all the spell books in the library are like that.
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>>13555842
>Flutterfags
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>>13555858
When is the next episode?
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Me and Croptool are playing Payday 2. Two more slots, anybody interested?
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>>13555874
how much is it?
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>>13555884
$30
If you don't have it yet, I'd wait until more content or gather up some people and buy a four pack to save money.
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rainbow dash wants to go on an adventure with you

where will you go? what will you do? how soon will you go home and get a snack?
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>>13555860
>there isn't a spell that changes color, only spells that change something to a specific color
>Rarity knows almost all of them for the visible light spectrum
>and that's just color spells
>technically she knows more spells than most royal archmages
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Entertain me
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>>13555843
happy your quest is complete etc etc
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>>13555900
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>>13555899
In subtle variations she's memorized, probably
But most would just handwave it, saying she's just memorized the hex codes
The last time someone said that they got hunter-orange liberty spikes that bit when modification was attempted
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>>13555898
We're going hiking
I don't feel like making the two day trip up to the rainbow falls, so it's just going to be a day trek
Probably in to the Everfree or something, does she know the way to Zecora;s?
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>>13555910
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>>13555910
Fuck
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>>13555910
true rebels.
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.
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>>13555910
this is just retarded
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>>13555759
I've heard Payday might be good, but I'll never know because the masks suck, and the promotion material featuring the masks is awful.
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>>13555938
Your face is just retarded
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>>13555914
Imagine if she used all her fashion spells offensively.
Make you blind by changing the color of your lens cortex
Transform your body in cute little meat puppets like she did with that huge ass branch
Transmute different body parts in random materials like she did with Trixie's curtain

Somewhere in a multiverse there's a version of Equestria where Fashion mages are the most terrifying enemy you could ever meet.
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>>13555949
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>>13555953
Well they're all Transfigurations spells, so
It would be VERY unwise to upset someone that adept at body alterations
Rarity would probably never do anything meaner than forcing your hair 'summery' when you look best as 'a winter'
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Twilight finishes her transformation spell on you and you find that your new body is that of a...
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>>13555976
slutty mare
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>>13555976
butt
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>>13555969
Well yeah true. The worst she ever did was just blasting changelings with magic blasts like Twilight did in a Canterlot Wedding and that was because she was mad.

That's why I said in another version of Equestria. An evil Rarity is a scary thought.
I mean you have all that shit and to add it you have all her sewing skills and her telekinesis.
Thousands upon thousands of needles hitting you in pinpoint locations.
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>>13555976
Lavander unicorn
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>>13555987
> An evil Rarity is a scary thought.
Yes, almost Nightmarish
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>>13555976
WHORISH FILLY
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>>13555976
Larger human, based on what she remembers of Iron Will. You keep feeling like you're going to tip over because human legs that bend forward can't support the ridiculous upper body so well

She thought it'd help you "fit in"
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>>13555997
Har har har.
Nightmareity wasn't really evil Rarity. Rarity was just a host, her real self being locked down deep inside her mind.
It doesn't really count.
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>>13556005
>chistery
>getting larger

How
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>>13556005
Well, I can only help her back then, if she's been so kind.
Let's help it "fit in"
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>>13555976
Normal human.
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>>13555976
Were-ed.
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>>13555976
Norman Humal
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>>13555955
I still love you, Tia
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>>13556027
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>>13556013
Whoa, whoa dude
I thought this was like any given Anon
And it's not like I can't personally get more swole

>>13556015
Maybe after the third date. Maybe.
Here's hoping you can talk physics and do karaoke.
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>>13556019
I wish I could be a werewolf.
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>>13556029
She's so cute with her tongue hanging out <3
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>>13556034
Oh my god, theros is turning out to be so awful
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>>13555976
BUGBEAR FUCK YEAH
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>>>/vg/48181281
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>>13556039
That isn't the picture i selected
The aspect ratio isn't even right

>>13555976
Porta-potty filly
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>>13556034
Man, fuck Theros
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>>13556034
How is THAT a rare card
Seriously
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>>13556052
I might have been the one that mentioned the 250ml thing...
It's the only zebra thing I mentioned at all since I started playing hte game I swear.
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>>13556052
I pointed out 250 ml because I saw zebras around
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>>13556034
I might be wrong, but that card seems terrible
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>>13556061
>>13556064
WHO DUN IT
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>>13556034
>tfw Theros is basically greek Kamigawa
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>>13556065
No, no, you're right.

>theros
>shitty cards
>FLAVAH FLAV
>welcome to kamigawa 2.0
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>>13556048
>break a leg

don't break a leg
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>>13556061
>>13556064
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>>13556079
Where did we go right?
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>>13556088
>booped by marker
aww.
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>>13556052
I'm not gonna lie
I linked this the first time it was posted in mlpg
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>>13556091
S1.
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>satyr in cookie thread
pls stahp
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>>13556095
OH GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

What did they think about it
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>>13556096
I loved the human poses in S1.
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>>13556105
Not that guy but if I remember correctly just one guy responded with just a wow
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Can we agree that the Wedding Episodes are better than the Crystal Empire Empire Episodes
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>>13556106
Funny. Very funny.
>>
Post your waifu or something I don't give a shit. I'm going to bed. Roommate is being noisy. Fuck it. Thank god for earplugs.
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>>13556105
some guy said something about 'muh dick' but there wasn't much of a response
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>>13556111
What, didn't you? They were some of the best things about S1.
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>>13556110
No
Never
Only two things were done better by the wedding episodes
The songs
And Chrysalis

Everything else was did much much better by the Crystal Empire episodes
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>>13556110
Sure. I wasn't a big fan of either, but the wedding episodes tried to be big and exciting, and had some fun ideas. The Crystal Empire stuff was bland and the first half seriously dragged.
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>>13556116
And low the morning fag did decree it morning with his lousy troll
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>>13556118
>did much better by the Crystal Empire episodes

like being worse episodes
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>>13556118
>The songs
>And Chrysalis

And that is why its was better than the Crystal Empire.
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>>13556116
I liked them.
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>>13556118
was did
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>>13556110
Yeah, at least the wedding had memorable good things about it, unlike TCE
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>>13556130
The Crystal Empire episode had... Hmm...

Let's try to remember good things about bad episodes. The Crystal Empire had the cute librarian. Character development from Fluttershy, I think? The morose crystal ponies were ok. The song was ok.
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>>13555976
alicorn
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>>13556124
>Wedding
>Everyone including Celestia is a complete retard
>Almost no interaction beteenthe characters just Twilight doing stuff
>Crystal empire
>all that character interaction
>funny
>Spike was a hero
>That door scene

Look Chrysalis and the songs were god tier but aren't enough to put it above the crystal empire episodes

I liked them both tough. They are good episodes. Not one of the best, not great but they were good.
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I will love you until my last breath takes you from me
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pony gon eat you
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>>13556112
I don't want to, she's associated with dumb people.
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>>13556139
Y-you too
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>>13556112
AppleDan is gone forever, right? Does that mean I can have Harshwhinny?
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>>13556140
And I'm gonna eat pony out
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>>13556136
>all that character interaction
>funny

Which episode was that, Spike at your Service?
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>>13556144
No, she's mine.
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>>13556150
>Spike at your Service

man, that episode is so underrated here
>>
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>13556150
>TCE
>not having great and funny character interaction
You're a nigger
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>>13556156
It's shite.
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>>13556133
The only good thing I recall are sad crystal ponies.
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C-can i be Harshwhinny?
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>>13556156
it's pure cesstive shit
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>>13556133
It had one of the best Spike and Twilight scenes in the show
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>>13556158
No, I'm Meghan McCarthy.
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Finished the Inks, Will probably color tomorrow. Look ok?
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>>13556173
Which one was that? The one Tara ruined with her shobby voice acting?
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>>13556156
It's pretty good.
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>>13556072
>>13556078
Man fuck both of you Kamigawa was good.
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>>13556148
I bet she's a total screamer ones she gets into it
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>>13556172
Why?
Not that guy, and for me Spike at your Service is the second worst episode of S3 but I it's not a bad episode.
Other than Spike being a moron at some tasks, out of which only 2 don't make sense it had nothing bad.
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>>13556172
>>13556162
>>13556182

dial it back, morning fags. some of us chill night people need to stick it out here for another thirty minutes
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>>13556167
>he always sees himself as the mare
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>>13556144
>AppleDan is gone forever, right?
What happened with him anyway?
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>>13556190
>kamigawa
>good
That's not how you pronounce darksteel
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>>13556202
Who cares!
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>>13556211
Obviously I do, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
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>>13556202
He got mad that people kept calling his art 'bad'
MLPG usually is really nice about it but he's one of those kinds of people
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>>13556204
But Darksteel was shit. It had two broken cards and a bunch of garbage.
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>>13556190
>kamigawa was good

New mechanics were boring
Cards sucked
Flavour was cheesy

0/10 set would not play
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>>13556181
Cute.
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>>13556214
he said this place was too full of shit and shitposting.
Good riddance.
Now if we could do it with Her...
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>>13556221
>darksteel
>shit
SOMEONE HOLD ME OR I'M GONNA SMACK A BITCH
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>>13556224
i bet you like the ravnica block
>>
Can't we all agree that both Ravnicas were the best sets ever?
>>
sex with zecora
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>>13556228
I blame mewball
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>>13556237
I didn't really like ravnica because I play artifact/blue but I liked the two-colour thingie.
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>>13556236
Holy shit stop posting any time

>Mfw people don't play orzhov near me
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>>13556244
She needs to shut up
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>>13556224
You probably just sucked at recurring your spirits or sweeping at the right time.
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>>13556244
Sex with luna
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Hey guys do you play 40k?
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>>13556257
no
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>>13556200
yes
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>>13556251
My zebra

Turtling all day erryday
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>>13556251
>Orzhov
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>>13556257
No friends to playm never bothered learning.
Same with D&D/shadowrun.
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>>13556257
40k is for dorks
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>>13556257
do i look like a 13 year old boy to you
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>>13556271
That's why you go to your local comic book store and meet people.
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>>13556217
Really? I kinda find that hard to believe .He was kinda of a faggot but not like that.
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>>13556279
Fuck that.
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>>13556255
After seeing her behavior in the BigMac comic that seems not entirely possible, at least in comparison to Luna Eclipsed
>>
suddenly /tg/
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>>13556257
No. I always wanted to but no one who lived in my home town played it.
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>>13556288
I can be /pony/ if you want~
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>>13556287
>not possible
you're sure?
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>>13556283
I gave him my opinion on this picture that I requested
He took it as a personal insult when I was trying to be nice about it
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>>13556257
Nah. It's probably okay, but the only guy I know who plays it won't shut up about it. Ever. It's goddamn annoying.
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>>13556299
I'm just stupid, I meant to write 'impossible'. Sorry
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>>13556302
That old thing? Come on he still sticked around for a while after that drawing. It can't be that.
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I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone.
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>>13556308
>that old thing
It's hardly old at all
>>
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/

Games workshop make the best model soldiers in the world
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>>13556306
Luna seems a lot more energetic and carefree than celestia.
I bet she fucks loadsastallions.
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>>13556321
I know but he still stayed here even after he was told it was shit.
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>>13556322
>not the priciest
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>>13556257
There's only so much Gears of War enjoyment you can get out of a mercilessly militaristic religious empire driving psychic diversity, reality warping and simple wonder out of their Universe.
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>>13556328
I didn't tell him it was shit but I know he was here for a while after
I just have a feeling that he just got his hurt after subjecting his art to the general all of the time. It's rather nerve racking for people who are big introverts
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>>13556323
Not too sure about the last line, but yeah, she seemed a lot less 'royal' than Celestia in the comic.

Though I bet that Celestia is a fun, carefree person once she knows you better, too. She just seems to be more reserved than Luna.
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>>13556257
40kiddies are the worst
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>>13556348
She's been working a thousand years more and she hasn't even stopped.
How Would YOU feel?
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>>13556345
I guess. He didn't draw anything new after that did he? Still I don't know. I kinda find it hard he left because of that. Oh well anything is possible.
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What did you cum to today, MLPG
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>>13556368
ponies
multiple times
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>>13556356
>How Would YOU feel?
After a thousand years of working overtime? I'd probably not even make it through the first year.
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>>13556368
pones
satyrs
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>>13556348
I think both are like how Luna was in the comic when they have no royal duty or any responsibility at the moment.

If they have to keep appearances because it's an official visit they keep calm and act royally but at a fair where they're for fun. Fuck this shit let's have fun.
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>>13556368
Nazi loli
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>>13556368
Pictures of a massive, thick, white cock
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>>13556368
Nothing yet
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>>13556368
anon
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>>13556368
why do you want to know, Dash?
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>>13556368
Transformation
Anon's porn folder full of vanilla and chrysalis
Anon's porn folder full of lyra and sergals
Applejack
Harshwhinny
Transformation again
Feral
Taylor Swift
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>>13556368
I haven't yet
Yesterday was to my ex
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>>13556379
>you will never bribe the conductor so he delays the train with the ambassador for a day because of 'technical difficulties', giving Celestia an unexpected day off and the chance to visit the fair with you
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>>13556368
I was watching you and Applejack.
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>>13556393
i still don't understand how anyone could have a porn folder with two very specific things in it
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I wonder how many twifags can I get mad today.
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>>13556414
My porn folder is literally nothing but a single picture of applejack
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>>13556421
I'm already mad
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>>13556384
>>13556388
>Only people here that don't fap to pone are gay
>>13556399
>Or pathetic

Typical
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>>13556421
I wanted to believe that twifufags had ascended beyond a state of getting mad at mlpg but clearly that's wrong
>>
>>13556421

>twifags
>mad

after twhylicorn we have transcended your mere mortal anger
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>>13556421
I've never stopped being mad since MMC
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>>13556431
>>13556382
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>>13556414
My porn folder is just one pony.Or that one pony paired up with others.
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>>13556447
OK
>Only people here that don't fap to 2D are gay
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>>13556421
SHUT UP I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER
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>>13556421
Do I count if Twilight is my second favorite pony from the main cast?
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>>13556456
Straight 3d porn is shit
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>>13556435
>>13556441
>>13556442
My fellow anon, that is indeed true, but
I'm a sucker for wings, soI've worked it out
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>>13556463
unf
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>>13556431
>fapping to a previous partner is pathetic
I haven't had sex in a while, give me a break
I'm starting to understand why people get some crazy fetishes now
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>>13556406
those wings look like cut from cardboard.
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>>13556448
Fluttershy would be very poor at sports, like everything she does
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>>13556470
unf unf unf wings unf
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>>13556479
yes exactly
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>>13556485
She should talk about it with Princess Rarity over tea.
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>>13556485
She already had that crown, she just didn't choose to wear it.
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>>13556504
I would buy her a better icecream! It pain me to see her cry.
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>>13556516
And why would she wear it nonstop now?
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>>13556518
this is the 77th icecream you've bought her
she keeps doing this
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>>13556521
I'm just commenting on the image.
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>>13556485
...Twilight is growing up.
Maybe we can't deal with the fact that our little twilight is leaving the nest and we're mad
Who am I kidding, it's just that she became a princess for no fucking reason
The wings are cool though.
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>>13556534
but you need both the crown AND the wings before everypony tries to kill you
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>>13556538
No, only the wings
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>>13556537
>for no fucking reason
but it was destined
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>>13556537
I don't mind the princess thing. She becoming an alicorn is a thing from goddamn S1.
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>>13556473
>never had sex
>can't understand why people make such a big fuzz about it
I'm kinda afraid that I'll become like them once I know what its like
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>>13556538
What about the hoof things
Do they just want to stab you at that point
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>>13556546
>destined
*predestined
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>>13556547
That's not true
>>13556546
Only true for S3
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>>13556558
People had been calling on it since S1
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>>13556558
>That's not true
Are you fucking me. Dude Alicorn Twilight was speculated since the fucking start. It was discussed a lot of times here.
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>>13556558
I was expecting it since S1E2 aired
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>>13556550
sex is amazing anon
you really have no idea
it's like your dick wants to explode in an amazing way and your head gets all fuzzy and shit unf

Enjoy this small pony
>>
>>13556563
>>13556567
Lauren herself said she was never going to be an alicorn.
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>>13556574
Lauren can eat shit
you can't be a princess without wings and a horn
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>>13556572
>you really have no idea
And I probably never will.
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>>13556572
I really doubt sex can feel that good,really. I don't feel much when I masturbate.
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>>13556574
So? Lauren did not write the entire show by herself, anon

We never got her entire version, even in S1
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>>13556574
She said that she was going to make her sunbutt's successor, she never specifically mentioned not alicornation
californicaaaation
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>>13556563
>>13556567
>>13556569
It wasn't very realistic, especially since later on Faust said Celestia and Luna are supposed to be the only alicorns. She was obviously meant to become someone important, no shit, she's the main character.
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>>13556574
All I remember is that she aid she had plans for her too but not exactly what and never deny it as far as I remember.

And even so that doesn't matter. From the start a lot of people found Twilight becoming an alicorn something that will happen, something very very plausible.
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>>13556585
I can't speak for having sex toys but your hand isn't even on the same plane of existence when it compares to sex
I could probably make a great fapfic just based on experiences
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>>13556595
>something very plausible

because so many ponies became alicorns before
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>>13556586
Had Meghan not decided to fuck her ideas over it would still be the case. Lauren's vision was what decided what would go and what wouldn't on a grand scale, much like how now it's McCarthy's, or rather Hasbro's, extended by McCarthy.
>>
Geez, if alicorn Twilight makes you so mad, how in the world are you babies going to respond when the other elements of harmony become alicorns?
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>>13556600
Because so many ponies are Celestia's personal prodigy and the unicorn with the most magic potential
>>
Twilight is incredibly stupid and there is no way you can prove me otherwise, twifags.
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>>13556538

Its true
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>>13556599
is it true what I read in my japanese manga
Is it hot like a furnace and your dick feels extremely sensitive
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>>13556602
>Im fucking plying

Hasbro always had the last word

Always

Every single thing we got was because Hasbro allowed it to occur

Hasbro wanted alicorns

We would have gotten alicorns even if Lauren had stayed
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>>13556595
>something very very plausible
>2 alicorns on the show, no mention of another one, ever
>very very plausible
>>13556607
>EG
>SS
Apparently yes.
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>>13556600
Because so many ponies are the Elments of Harmony
Because so many ponies are Celestia's personal student
Because so many ponies are the main character and have a special meaning in their goddamn name related to the princesses
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>>13556615
and SS became an alicorn too
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>>13556602
Yeah, Lauren can't do shit against Hasbro
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>>13556585
> I don't feel much when I masturbate.
Yeah, same here. I'm sure I don't even have an orgasm since I don't really feel anything.
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>>13556610
she seems rather happy at her imminent usurpation
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>>13556612
>is it hot like a furnace
Depends on which hole

>and your dick feels extremely sensitive
so much so
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>>13556585
>I really doubt sex can feel that good
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>>13556618
how is any of that any kind of indication that twilight would become an alicorn
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>>13556615
And Celestia would have groomed SS to become her successor if she wasn't such a cunt, I don't see your point
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>>13556602
Lauren never had the last word.
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>>13556625

They told her she was about to go really fast
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>>13556614
>We would have gotten alicorns even if Lauren had stayed
That's completely wrong.
Cadence being an alicorn was an afterthought, the episode was already written and being created by the time they decided to make her one, so it means it wasn't exactly super-important for Hasbro.
Twilight becoming an alicorn is 100% McCarthy's very own idea according to her. This is obviously not true, but even then I'd assume that it was mostly up to her and Hasbro just made a vague request for something they can make a new toy of.
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>>13556368
Cinnamon Harvest Kashi shredded wheat knockoffs

Really it was human x pone impreg. I'm seeing a pattern here.
>>
Twilight was always going to be a princess, she just wasn't going to be an alicorn. I don't see why this would make anyone mad.
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>>13556628
you mean vaginas are really really hot? Huh. How does it feel to taste one? What temperature do they reach?
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>>13556644
Autists hate change
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>>13556640
[citation needed]
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>>13556638
No, but she actually fought stupid shit.
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>>13556638
She didn't create the show on her own either. The writers added a shitload of things and also modified the bible.
The pegasuses weren't meant to control weather. This was added during the writing phase.
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>>13555615
show stoppers
call of cutie
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>>13556572
>head gets all fuzzy and shit
Synesthesia?
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>>13556654
And got kicked out for her troubles

Face it, we can either have the show Hasbro wants to have, or no show at all
>>
>>13556648
Vag is like lukewarm
Mouth produces heat so its warmer than your dick
Ass is sorta more hot but you can feel the difference if you had vag first, then anal

>How does it feel to taste one?
I'm not going to lie, vag tastes like fucking shit and smells somewhat close to it. But it's fun to make a girl get really close to the edge to make her really want it

>>13556661
What?
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>>13556636
The point is that your point is wrong in >>13556607
Twilight wasn't super-ultra-special, thus that can't be used as an argument to say that she was very obviously destined to be an alicorn.
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>>13556632
Well let's see
>Celestia - Day - Alicorn
>Luna - Night - Alicorn
>Twilight
>the main reason Luna and Celestia are reconciled
>Twilight - that part of day between day and night or Night and day
>Twilight - Element of Magic - only element that appeared after the other 5 were activated
>The other 5 are qualities needed for a friendship , Twilight's one is more than that, it's friendship itself
I wonder...
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>>13556672
wakey wakey
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>>13556669
But she was destined to be a princess
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>>13556668
>vag tastes like fucking shit
That Can't be true. Does she wash often?
Hell, why don't you just cover her pussy with marmelade and then eat her out
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>>13556673
...why that would necessitate alicorndom at all.
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>>13556676
My dick was destined to be a princess
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>>13556669
>Twilight wasn't super-ultra-special
Cutie Mark Chronicles: "I've never seen a pony with your raw abilities" (or something along the lines of that)

Twilight is definitely outstanding.
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>>13556654
>implying that maters
Morrow said it herself the best. Because of Hasbro the show exists and continues to exist.
Lauren could have whatever ideas she wanted. They meant shit. Hasbro always had the last word. Lauren could either bend over or leave. Fighting is irrelevant.
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>girlfriend here
>latex condoms are sucking up lube
>it's probably the WRONG lube and gets all gelatin-sticky
>stopping halfway every time
>now she suspects she's starting a yeast infection
Fuck this gay Earth
I'm actually having to resort to pony to finish off in the bathroom, what the fuck is my life
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>>13556668
> vag tastes like fucking shit
> smells somewhat close to it
Sounds like you got a bad batch of girlfriend there, Anon.
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>>13556651
Lauren herself said multiple times that she did not know Cadence would be an alicorn and at the time she worked on the script of the episode - which she worked on a lot, according to both McCarthy and Faust, Cadence was a regular unicorn.
Second one was either Bronycon or EFNW panel, someone dared to mention Hasbro or just generally wanted to suck dick because Hasbro's influence was brought up and McCarthy said that Hasbro is really nice and so on and so on and for instance Twilycorn was her very own idea and decision not influenced by Hasbro at all. I think she might've said something about this on her Twitter too.
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>IT IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS HOW TEX DRAWS HIS DUDE JACKED AS HELL. NO SERIOUS ARTIST WOULD DRAW THAT
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>>13556685
She was the most magical unicorn Celestia has ever seen.
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you, i sometimes think that satyrs are the most pathetic thing to come out of /mlp/ yet, after reading some of the posts from last thread
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>>13556679
Oh yeah, my last girl always made sure she was clean all over all of the time. She was self conscious about that
We never tried the whole eating out with chocolate or whatever

>>13556694
I'm surprised no one has said anything about eating out the wrong hole
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>>13556703
Right, and that means that she was destined to be an alicorn because of that.
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>>13556698
But Texanon isn't Tex, it's not like "totes ripped OC donut steel"
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>>13556686
Whether you choose to believe the staff or not is a different question, but according to them Hasbro doesn't push shit often, and again, McCarthy herself often admits to coming up with the stupidest shit as a response to Hasbro's very very vague requests.
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>>13556698

>NO SERIOUS ARTIST WOULD DRAW THAT

I agree fully.
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>>13556707
me, i sometimes think, that your bad grammar is a dead giveaway
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>>13556709
that's because when you get an enema, an ass is even cleaner than a pussy, which doesn't get cleaned as much from the inside.
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>>13556703
Which means she's more special than SS.
I don't know why it's such a huge problem for you to accept that she was always special.
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>>13556687
Who cares
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what does it matter if twilight is an alicorn or not
she's not going to outlive her friends
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>>13556709
> I'm surprised no one's said they've licked the wrong hole
Again, Anon
I don't know how to tell you this but that's in no way my experience with women. The worst I ever got was a bitter tang after she had way, way too much coffee once.
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>>13556716
unf?
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>>13556725
But I'm not saying that. I'm on your side. I'm a different anon. I was just completing what you were saying.
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>>13556734
Oh, okay. Sorry
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>>13556726
> who caers
Somehow you were compelled enough to respond, so evidently SOMEone.
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>>13556683

because hasbro decided to link being a princess, with being an alicorn for some stupid reason

Which makes even less sense when you realize we know for a fact the same does not hold true for stallions, but that is hasbro for you
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>>13556729
People said I have a weird taste in food so you might be right
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>>13556725
She was special, that's why she was going to be a unicorn princess.
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>>13556725
Sure, but not by much apparently, since SS was the one who was supposed to do whatever it is Twilight does now until it turned out she's insane and completely retarded.
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>>13556716
>forearms and calves as big as his head
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>>13556739
>implying Blueblood has any kind of real power
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>>13556711
>But Texanon isn't Tex,

Every original character tex draws is an avatar of himself, but in a different style.

>Here's me if I were an anime dude
>Here's me if I were an animal crossing guy
>Here's me if I were on Gravity Falls
>Here's me if I were a pony

etc
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>>13556742
Or your girlfriend never learned to wipe front to back, not vice aversa
This seems worth asking before you dunk your gums in shit germs
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>>13556749

Well then you can have prince Twily
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>>13556739
Technically SA is also a prince. I guess males just don't become alicorns.
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>>13556750
Has he ever said this, or are you just sperging as hard as you can?
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>>13556756
in b4 male alicorn in s4
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>>13556753
I've been hitting a dry streak with picking up women so I'll try to keep it in mind
Moving to a really unfamiliar area doesn't really help getting your dick wet at all
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>>13556756
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM A SHOW MADE BY A FEMINIST?
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>>13556765
> moving somewhere new doesn't help getting your dick wet
We may be very different people.
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>>13556756
Princesshood and alicorn status don't need to be connected, they just are for whatever reason. It could still be a one way, all alicorns are automatically princesses but not all princesses have to be alicorns. There isn't really anything to indicate either, beyond the fact that all the princesses we know about right now are alicorns.
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>>13556774
Besides Princess Platinum
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I must be fucking the wrong people because anal doesn't feel that much better than masturbation on the physical level
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>>13556781
Yeah but she's ded
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>>13556781
We have never seen her
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>>13556773
We both enjoy pony so that's enough of a similarity to call you muh nigga for now
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I don't mind Twily being an alicorn
I don't mind her being a princess
I don't think alicornhood and princesshood came out of nowhere
I don't think it's such a huge deal and thing most of you are overreacting.
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>you will never wake up as a girl
>you will never wake up to your favorite pony eating you out
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>>13556774

Its pretty clear its a mandate from above, considering we were told that Cadence was originally going to be a unicorn before the meddling began

>>13556781

Platinum was a different kind of princess. She was the daughter of the reigning unicorn tribe king, not its ruler.
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>>13556796
I don't give a shit about her becoming a princess and her wings make her look cuter
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>>13556796
Me neither.
I'll love all the mane 6 even after they're all alicorn princesses.
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>>13556796
Agreed

I just like pon
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>>13556792
Awww yeeea
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>>13556815
I said since S1 that Twilight will become a alicorn
I just hoped that her friends will ascend too so Twilight won't be forced to see them die and for me that would have been the best end, Equestria ruled by Celestia, Luna and the mane six as alicorns.
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We know from Cadance that it's not necessary to be powerful or a unicorn to become an alicorn.
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>>13556796
Wings add a level of wing hugs that the older model couldn't do
So I enjoy it.
Besides, it's just a show. It doesn't control my every being
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>>13556837
>twilight won't outlive her friends
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Sometimes I see a picture and it has just the right amount of cool and cute to make me feel incredibly lonely.

This is one of those times
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>>13556798
>you will never wake up with a maregina
>you will never wake up with anon going down on you
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>>13556843
Which can mean multiple things
She dies by sacrificing herself or some sit like that (highly unlikely)
All her friends ascend ( very likely)
She isn't a true alicorn like Celestia and Luna and still has a normal lifespan ( also kinda likely)
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Would you ever admit to your favorite pone you've tried her 'inspired' cocktail?
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>>13555491
But they would be out of the frame.
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>>13556859
>Dash
Ew no
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>>13556859
No, because that Celestia drink sounds terrible

What you do is take a double shotglass, pour half 151 and half fireball, light it and try to drink it without burning your face or vomiting
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>>13556859
>Kahlua, Bailey's and Goldschlager

No, I would not. I would be quite ashamed if I ever drank that kind of slop.
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>>13556853
>you will never a cute pony who is actually an anon trapped inside a pony's body
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>>13556848
>tfw just the thought of my waifu rejecting me or being disappointed in me already makes me gulp
I never asked for this.
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>>13556859
Most of those sound horrible.
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>>13556883
The GIlda one sounds pretty good
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>>13556882
But at least your waifu noticed you.
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>>13556760
>Has he ever said this, or are you just sperging as hard as you can?

You have to be pretty blind to see that they're not author avatars.

>He uses Tex anon and others as avatars on youtube, tumblr, etc
>Sometimes uses "I" when referring to them
>Same clothing/hairstyle, implying they're all based on one thing, (ie himself).
>>
Why aren't you listening to skrillex right now
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>>13556880
>you will never make him feel like a natural mare
>he will never renounce his personhood and go full pony
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>>13556880
>They want to do every depraved thing you want to
>And then some
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>>13556857
>still has a normal lifespan

What kind of successor won't even outlive their predecessor?
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>>13556859
I don't have nearly enough alcohol in my house to make any of those. At best I have a few bottles of beer and even that is rare
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>>13556750

true he's 16/
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>>13556883
The Derpy one seems that it would taste like banana egg nog.
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>>13556859
Those sound terrible
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>>13556867
To be fair this is not the best list, but the only one left in my pone folder.

Every Dash drink seems to be a variation on that, though. I'll admit to making a pitcherful of it and getting ragingly drunk inside two glasses.

Much like Dash, you don't realize it's too much until it's all too late

>>13556878
>>13556883
Not sure where the better versions have gone, but

>>13556873
Don't you think Celestia's would be a LITTLE less intense? I could see that being Flaming Anger Twilight's though.
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>>13556883
Most of them are horrible.
This is the superior version.
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>>13556896
Well there was never said that Twilight is Celestia and Luna's successor.
There's no reason for that.
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>>13556888
>her gaze sweeps over you
>a few seconds later, she's already forgotten about you again
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>>13556859
She doesn't have one.
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>>13556913
Fillies should not drink
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>>13556910
>Applejack isn't just applejack
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>>13556909
>Don't you think Celestia's would be a LITTLE less intense?

You're drinking the sun so of course not you silly
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>>13556910
Bada bing, that's an oldie but goody. Thanks for finding it!
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>>13556911

Yeah if anything it seems like Celestia is just expanding the government

Maybe she just wants to delegate some things now
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>>13556910
>vodka and cock sauce
It's almost crazy enough to work...
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>>13556913
Sweetie is too young to be an alcoholic drink. She would be one of those "Now with 10% more juice" drinks that's 80% sugar.
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>>13556929
I need to try that one
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>>13556928
Especially since she loves her little ponies so much. She would never quit.
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>>13556928
>Expanding the government
>Not expanding her empire
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>>13556924
Anon, she controls the Sun. It's something she does, not that she's a Ponyta or something. She's got some sophistication and grace and more than a little comfort to her subjects. This is some dare-level shit.

I guess you could fake out and call it "The Royal Guard Test"
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>>13556848
here: http://thomaswasalone.bandcamp.com/
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>>13556931
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>>13556929
>cock sauce
Anon, I think your freudian slips are becoming worse and worse. I think it's time to admit you have an obsession.
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>>13556889
> you'd have to be blind to see x
I appreciate you pointing out that Tex uses it more consistently than I knew, but
If I were blind I wouldn't see shit
Maybe you meant "to not see"?
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>>13556716
I know where you've been today.
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>>13556946
That was a fantastic game in every aspect.
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>>13556938
She just needs more Cadences.
Now she has one of her subjects as the leader of the Crystal Empire. Who knows when an Apple Empire will poof up because they defeated a Pearbra 1000 years ago
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>>13556929
>cock sauce
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>>13556948
Doesn't everyone call Sriracha that?
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>>13556948
>Implying it isn't hotglueanon
>Implying he hasn't put all manner of cum related labels on everything in his fridge and pantry
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>>13556948
that's slang for siracha
that's not even lewd
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>>13556929
>vodka and cock sauce
>Not vodka and horse semen shot
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>>13556955
It's definitely one of the games I wish I could blank from my memory to play again. The last 3-4 chapters was just so got-damn amazing.
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>>13556969
>>13556964
Nope you all just like dicks.
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>>13556882
I know my waifu would reject me. It doesn't bother me. It's really like having a crush.
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>>13556979
aw, shoot
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>>13556964
>>13556969
>worked at a grocery store a few years ago
>guy came in asking for sriracha
>gayest man I've seen in my store
>didn't know the name so he described it
>"Oh, you mean cock sauce?"
>he looks at me confused, and then at my crotch before looking up again
>correct myself and call it sriracha and lead him to it
Not everyone calls it cock sauce
Or at least gay guys think of other things first
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>>13556979
I do like dicks, but Siriacha is sometimes referred to as either rooster sauce or cock sauce among those who consume it regularly
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>>13556979
BUT IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL
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>>13556996
>It's called cock sauce by those who consume it regularly
I bet so.
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>>13556994
He would have hit on you if you had a decent package

Must suck having a tiny dick
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>>13557002
>F5

(doesn't he know about 4chan X?)
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>>13557007
Pinkie still uses IE7
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>>13556975
Same. Never thought I'd get feels and tear up because of a bunch of rectangles before.
They leapt.
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>>13557007
I used to use vanilla 4chan before the inline extension came in.
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>>13557027
>I used to use vanilla 4chan
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>>13557006
Most people don't wear skintight latex pants
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>>13557027
>vanilla 4chan

how horrifying
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>>13557037
>Not having a bulge visible all the time

Must suck having a tiny dick
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>>13557024
>go to watch some recording of the ending of the game
>see pewdiepie play of it

Let's see how long I can last...
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>>13557006
If you can see someone's package in a pair of loose fitting jeans, they either have a boner or need to be working at a strip club
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>>13557044
>not a grower
Take a load of this guy
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>>13557007

There was a time anon, when it was all we had

Maybe equestria is still there
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>>13557032
Little pony being pony-sized makes their heads too big.
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>>13556979
That's only INCIDENTAL, jack.
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>>13557066
>jack
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
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>>13557062
It also trips my growth-fetish slightly. Kind of irritating, tbh.
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>>13557032
>It's so big
unf
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>>13557049
Good luck, brave warrior.
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>>13557032
is it wrong if I kind of like EG Twilight? I think she looks really cute in a way.
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>>13557062

This is why I hate big pony

When their eyeballs are larger than a human head they have attained monster, not adorable status
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>>13557095
It...actually wasn't as bad as I was expecting. I really only turned it off a couple minutes in because of boredom.
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>>13557072
I think it's just coincidence. I get the weird feeling I should make fun of you for being on the rowing team or track and field, though.

Here, have some ponies.
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>>13557096
In general, or just in that picture? That rendering of that design is nice. Her look in the movie is quite poor.
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>>13557098
say that to my face not online fucker
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http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=Tex&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post

>Tex
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>>13557114
Yeah, it's probably that pic itself.
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>>13557109
I tricked you chistery.
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>>13557109
DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>13557109
I can't remember, did AJ ever wear a green kerchief like that in the show?
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>>13557123
That's okay, Anon. Good fun all around, I'm just loopy or something-

>>13557124
Is this a double ruse?
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>>13557117
You could never tell he was a drawfag if you came here only recently
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>>13557131
In Sisterhooves Social maybe?

Who cares that Rarity manestyle is horrible and disgusting.
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>>13557080
>You will never scratch a sentient pony behind the ears until she agrees to roll over
>You'll never gently rub her tummy
>It'll never become more and more awkward as her thick, growing horse boner keeps getting in the way
>As you keep brushing it away she won't look up to you with a satisfied but curious look
>"Well aren't you going to finish what you started?"
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>>13557131
She had something like that on during the buffet in "Bird in the Hoof." I don't have a cap handy though.

And didn't Rarity/"Applejack" wear one during the Sister's Day thing?
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>>13557117
This is probably the shittiest attempt at bait ever

Put some fucking effort in
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>>13557123
>>13557124
anons here seem to be of one mind and completely interchangable
I could probably stop writing mid-sentence and
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>>13557147

Not even bait. Just pointing out that 95% of his posts with a trip are not discussing art.
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>>13557131

Onlly during the sisterhooves social


Apple Bumpkin is the one that wears it as a standard feature
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>>13557133
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
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>>13557154
We all know it
We don't need to discuss it
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>>13557133
IT WAS.
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DON'T GET A BONER
DON'T GET A BONER
DON'T GET A BONER
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>>13557157
>>13557146
>>13557139
Yep, Sisterhooves Social. I knew I wasn't totally losing my mind.
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>>13557162
No, god no. Chicago.

>>13557168
I sincerely hope that one spoilertext Anon isn't getting 2spooky'd though
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>>13557174
I

I want to touch it
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>>13557175
>feel skin on your hands
>soft and warm
>just a little far away from your dick
I don't think that's humanly possible
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>>13557175
here take this
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>>13557175
>That awkward moment when you're cuddling with Fluttershy and you get a boner
>She ignores it because it's "natural" for animals to get relaxed and for that to happen.
>Human wouldn't like pony like that, that's lewd.
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>>13557189
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>>13557199
>nerdiest state
what
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>>13557182
>Deleted cookies
>Deleted browser history
>Turned off computer
>Bought a plane ticket
>Magnet to Hard Drive
>Smashed screen
>Burned down my house
>Went to cheap motel
>Sucked a dick
>Got onto plane
>Moved to Moscow
>Opened up a store
>Burned down the store
>Committed suicide
THANKS, OBAMA.
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Vidya
Dubs - Sleep
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>>13557199
>Washington state
>we literally hate to make horsefucking illegal so people would stop dying
>taping the act is just as illegal
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>>13557165
>We all know it
>We don't need to discuss it

Yes we do.

We need to kindly ask Tex to remove his trip when it is not essential.
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>>13557214
strem
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>>13557216
> remove treap, becum anonymus
Jesus no
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>>13557199
Breast cancer state... Weird that my mom also has it.
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>>13557203
From the thumbnail that looked like Anon is punching her in the guts
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>>13557214
OH BOY
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>>13557214
what do you want for your birthday?
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>>13557216
Idiot.
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>>13557210
Come on back, Anon. I'm certain your nice house and bookmarks to your unf-favorite pony are still backed up on your Chrome account at least.
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>>13557246
>using chrome
firefox master race
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>>13557247
enjoy your memory leak
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>>13557199
> practically on the border with Binge drinking
And that, kids, is why I never go to Wisconsin for a long weekend
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>>13557232
I would very much like for people to just not worry about it, please. Thank you.
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>>13557246
I use Firefox. Your ruse has been busted, Chistery. Or maybe you just said that so I'd think it was busted. YOU ATTACH TROJANS TO YOUR IMAGES DON'T YOU?
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>>13557232
Finally I can use this damn picture.
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>>13557199
I want to live in the beastiality part
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>>13557267
I'm not saying I'd cum inside a horse but I'd cum inside a horse
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>>13557256
Dude, never rusing. I mean "jack" is just like "buddy" where I live, that was a coincidence. I just got a funny feeling I should make fun of you for being in track and field or rowing.
> implying I have the patience to write trojans
Shit, son, I barely have time to find books for a library-sleuthing class

Please, calm down. Settle in with some Rare Apple.
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>>13557255
>>13557262
o-okay...
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>>13557287
I wish you would stop posting that horrible pair.
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Trixie is a very pretty mare and I want to kiss her
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>>13557287
That isn't even my ship, Chistery. But I'm sure you knew that. That is EXACTLY what someone who trojans their pictures would say.
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>>13557294
Whoa, whoa
Here's a better pair
Twilight getting in a snit-fight with Trixie after her Ascension would be pretty fab
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>>13557199
>Minnesota
>Tornadoes
What? How is Kansas or Oklahoma or something not worse?
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>>13557309
>Twixie
You are getting worse now.
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>>13557309
But that wouldn't make sense. There's nothing that says or even implies that Twilight is suddenly better with magic now.

Nothing would change.
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>>13557246
I would do so many things to that Celestia
Right after I wake up after initially fainting.
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h-hello?
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>>13557335
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>>13557335
BEB
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>>13557335
noone's here
we are extinct
maybe we should have masturbated more
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>>13557199
South Dakota here I come
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Pony is waiting for a train, a train that will take her far away.
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>>13557358
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>>13557351
Alicorn Pinkie Pie confirmed
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Well! What is it?
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>>13557214
hey! HEY!!
Full color RQ character chart when?
ever?
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Isn't it Sunday? Where is sun horse?
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>>13557386
I'd let derpy gank me
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>>13557405
Next throd.
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>>13557405
sunhorse was in your heart the whole time
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>>13557392
I honestly haven't thought much on the color of the rest of the characters, so you guys can come up with stuff if you want and if I like it I'll give it the thumbs up. The only real things I had in mind were that Chance would be sorta greyish, like Fido, and Baldwin's cloak is a really deep purple, almost black.
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>>13557351
I don't think that PP would be a personal favourite of Madoka.
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>>13557435
I think it's only color matching
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>>13557435
But she just wants to make everyone happy.
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>>13557428
And you're in hers, Prince Charming.

Rose is never going to let you live THAT one down.
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>>13557451
what

___ what ___ ____ ____ _____ ??
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>>13557445
I understand that, but still.
Do you think that Pinkie Pie would make a good Puella Magi?
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>>13557296
She really is.
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>>13557419

Derpy would make a good trapdoor spider
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>>13557478
yes
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>>13557489
Actually I think she's a pony.
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>>13557540

pony can be whatever she wishes to be if she believes in her self anon
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>>13557554
No pony can be AJ's parents
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>>13557554
That pony is sweet as honey
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>>13557554
even human?
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>>13557554
Poor deluded otherkin ponies
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>>13557554
>You will never be a cute little bee pollinating flowers and taking pollen back to your ct 3.14 queen
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>>13557570
what is ct?
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>>13557576
It's like qt but typo
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>>13557419
>>13557489
why is she so ugly
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Pony wants to watch Johnny Test with you
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>>13557576
counter-terrorist
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>>13557597
>You want to watch ponies
>She thinks that cartoon is boring
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>>13557565

I knew that was coming
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>>13557595
you made her this way, it's your fault
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>>13557489
>>13557419
>>13557386

Derpy is the SHITIEST one trick pony character I've ever seen. There's nothing to her. I'm glad as hell Studio B got some blowback for when they made derpy on the show a fucking downie.
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pony wants to pony human
pony also wants to human pony
pony hopes you'll human pony too
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>>13557614
you should try again when it's not sunday morning
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>>13557607
Well it happened, and there's nothing you can do to change it
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>>13557622
>Lyra wants you to dress up as a pony
>She dresses up like a human
>She always wanted to be the human having sex with the pony
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>>13557626
Why? Are all the autists at church?
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>>13557629
>relying on costumes
forget that noise
pony has magic
if she wants to be the human fucking a pony, I'm willing to be the pony
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>>13557637
probably sleeping in
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>>13557627

That is a human abomination that was never a pony

So far only Twily and Hotdog pone have suffered that curse
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>>13557614
All those hooks and lures.
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>>13557637
because they can't get their euphoria anywhere else
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>>13557626

I'm completely serious. She's a shit character. Everyone just jumped on the bandwagon because they're retards.

Derpy is BRONY AS FUCK yet you fools still cling to her.
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>>13557665
that's cute
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>>13557665
You're not serious, you're only pretending to be angry in hopes of getting an equally angry response.
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>>13557685
Or he's serious and actually has a mental disorder
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>>13557640
All she can do is swap your minds for ten minutes
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>>13557665

Because she is and will always be MLPG's wayward daughter and no amount of tantruming or spittle-strewn brony accusations will ever change that fact
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>>13557699
eh, it's not ideal but I'll take it
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>>13557651
But they look and act like their pony selves
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>>13557700

Couldn't have said it any better myself. I love Derpy.
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>>13557700
FS
Don't,
really?
Why would you do that?
Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
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Evens: work on Gloomy
Odds: art homework
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>>13557713
They are not the same, and they don't even act all that closely. They're the uncanny valley of the characters.
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>>13557700
I'm very disappointed in you
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>>13557700
Bronies have claimed her
She's not ours anymore
Hell, people don't even know where she came from
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>>13557713
>look
Dude what
>act
Not really
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>>13557725
DO YOUR HOMEWORK


IT'S WHAT BATMAN WOULD WANT
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>>13557725
Gave fun with it
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>>13557739
Maaaan, fuck Batman.
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>>13557725
your art homework is now gloomy
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>>13557728
>>13557720

I'm sorry anons I know it was bait, I-I just like derpy ok
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>>13557756
I don't think ponies are going to fit in with a Life Drawing class.
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>>13557759
But Derpy has nothing going on for her other than being a background pony. I honestly don't see why people like her so much.
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>>13557759
FS and Derpy sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love, second comes marriage
Third comes satyr in a baby carriage
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>>13557774
Gloomy is a very very unique pony shaped human
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>>13557751
BATMAN SAYS DO THE RIGHT THING GOAT
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>>13557787
But Fluttershy and Derpy are ponies.
Unless Fluttershy or Derpy are humans.
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>>13557774
You could find some obscure reason.
You'll just look as completely ridiculous as this girl who was in my useless public speaking course last semester.
She was actually a really good artist and drew ponies exceptionally(on model) well, but she was also a new kind of crazy that I wouldn't want to have dealt with so I never spoke with her.
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>>13557759
I understand. Here, have a cute pony.
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>>13557801
FS for FlyingSaucer, anon.
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>>13557828
but that's derpy
and derpy is kind of ugly
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>>13557802
One of the assignments is to draw a picture conveying emotion. Gloomy would be pretty well-suited for that.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/c80dbaf0276830e08bbe666181380638/tumblr_mt46haknoM1si99i2o1_1280.jpg

Would you Snow Whites offspring?
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>>13557832
Ah, alright.
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>>13557841
I wouldn't even Snow White, anon.
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>>13557838
perhaps conveying the emotion of getting hit in the neck with a frisbee?
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>>13557841
Yes.

I hope her parents don't kill me.
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>>13557841
>Snow White
What?
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>Snow White

God damn it. Don't do this to me
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>>13557855
That's not an emotion, fucknuts~
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>>13557853
That's good.
Because I wouldn't let you anyway.
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>>13557861
nerd nickname for Celestia
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>>13557868
How about friendship?
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>>13557873
That is a terrible nickname.
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>>13557864
>trigger warning: cheesy nicknames
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>>13557887
Your face is a terrible nickname.
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Celestial's beloved, beloved you.
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>>13557886
hmmm
nah
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>>13557890
>Tia
>Celly
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>>13557914
How about the emotion of apples?
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>>13557904
Celestials?
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>>13557925
Well, of course!
That one's easy.
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>>13557935
Yes
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>>13557948

>AFFH
>>
FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13557960
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>>13557956
>People
>Order
>Our
>Paties
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Attack of the 50 Foot Stallion Cock
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>tfw cant 0pone
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>>13557970
I want to unf but I feel like that's just way too big
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>>13557904
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>>13557974
>not having pone dreams
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>>13557974
It's okay, pony will stay up with you tonight.
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>>13557994
But I was having pone dreams.. I just woke up after two hours and can't seem to get back
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>>13557975
You will get unfed to death.
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>>13558007
pfft, I wish
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>>13557994
>that tight filly butt

unf
why are they so perfect for fucking?
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>>13558001
Doesn't pony have to be places tomorrow?
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>people using that /co/nrad/texanon/anon/marker gif outside of mlpg
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>>13558029
It's cool - if you can't sleep, she won't sleep.
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>>13558033

And no one ever bitches about the pony it seems.
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>>13558036
This is really nice of pony but I don't feel comfortable with the wife of another.
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>>13558033
So?
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>>13558036
Sleep deprivation must be far worse for a pony, poor pony..

Ha ha time for tablet practice
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>>13558033
I'm pretty sure no one actually ever opens the gif itself.
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>>13558025
We may never know.
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>>13558059
>Not using autogif
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>>13558048
Twilight would like you to marry her
She promises her other husbands won't mind
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>>13558065
>using autogif
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>>13558033

I did that once and someone asked me why I was posting slenderman.
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>>13558048
She appreciates you thinking of her marriage, but she pulls these late nights all the time. They're much more enjoyable when spent with a friend.
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>>13558070
>not using autogif
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>>13558066
>Twilight likes to take a night and use a time-slowing spell to make love to all her husbands in an hour of real-time.
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>>13558085
>at the same time
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You don't really know what you have until it's gone.
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>>13558033

I do it all the time. Plus other Tex gifs.

Come at me bro.
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>>13558122
But I still have you anon
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>>13558128
I'm leaving MLPG forever.
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>>13558122
>tfw Saturday passed and no Celestia quest happened
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>>13558125
>Plural
What other gifs are there, bar the "scowls internally" one?
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>>13558133
Why
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>>13558176
unf
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>>13558176
>your hindquarters will never glitter
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>>13558176
Twerking is such a fucking retarded thing
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>>13558210
Not with that attitude!
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>>13558210

What is it with unicorns and glittering hindquarters
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>>13558176
Unf.
>>13558227
I agree. It is extra cringeworthy when nerds obsess over it thinking they are cool.
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>>13558227
It does serve a purpose though, it tells you which people to avoid
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>>13558254
THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING
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>>13558285
oh my goooooosh
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>>13558288
Looks like our caged bird...got gilded.
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>>13558285
>>13558288

Welp

time for quarantine procedures
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>>13558227
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>>13558254
i'd eat out that delicious filly pussy so hard
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>>13558325
Rarity is not above murder.
She'd get off scott-free though since it's in the defense of another.
Was it worth trying?
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I just had sex with Rainbow Dash
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>>13558353
Why would Rarity murder her sister's delicious filly pussy?
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I know I'm going to get hate for this, but I'm going to share my opinion anyway.

I literally can't stand the weirdos that come to our page, and argue with us for a half a hour, and then say that they're depressed and shit, so they need a stupid show to escape reality.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW UNHEALTHY THAT IS?!?!??

That's pretty much taking a weirder way to ignore your problem than alcohol or drugs. Sure it's a less destructive way, but it's still a pathetic way.

Now let me tell you this now. I've been suicidal for nearly all my life. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I manned up, because suicide just ends your life, and fucks the people around you, and running away from your problems is a temporary fix that will do nothing for you besides delay your feelings!

Now if you came to this page saying " I like the show and disagree with your opinion" that's totally fine.

BUT WHEN YOU SAY SHIT THAT ITS A ESCAPE FROM REALITY, THEN YOU NEED FUCKING MENTAL HELP!

Nobody has a easy life! Not a person who's born from a rich family, not some one who won the lottery, NOT ANYBODY!

Life is hard for everybody, and it's how you deal with the shit you're dealt with is what defines you as a person!

Now I'm not saying dont watch the show if you like it. BUT DON'T USE IT AS A ESCAPE FROM REALITY!!

I know I didn't share my past, because why look back at the shit that makes you sad, when you can look at the future and feel hopeful, or look at the present to feel neutral.

Alright. Now that I got that off my chest, lets see if I can do a regular post. ~surferbro
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>>13558373
Me too.
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sex with shining armor
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>>13558383
>Nobody has a easy life!

I wish he'd tell me how he does it.
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>>13558391
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>>13558383
If you use more than two ! or ? after another I'm going to assume you're mentally challenged
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>>13558373
I'm sorry.
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Would you drink Twily's blueberry flavored milk from her swollen magical teats?
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>>13558403
Pinkie Pie is on drugs.
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>>13558375
Because if she can't have it, no one can.
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sex with shining armor and cadance
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>>13558426
Of course I do.
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>>13558437
Who is the filling in that sandwich? Me?
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>>13558449
Are you ready to take it?
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>>13558427
>plate_armor_helmet_with_disapproving_face.jpg
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>>13558437
I'd fuck them both, or let them fuck me with their horse cocks. Whichever they feel like.
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>>13558464
Hey man, I'm just saying she's not setting a good example for impressionable viewers.
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I want to make Gloomy my happily married mare.
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>>13558519
But she'd be gloomy all the time, so what's the point?
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>>13558530
Love is the answer.
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>>13558410
Did you abandon your apple waifu yet?
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B-but Rarity, the curtains are wide open!
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>>13558601
Raritys beef curtains are wide open, alright
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>>13558559
Why would I ever do that?
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