Limited time Satyr edition!last thread>>13541392
>>13545212BUt tons of people do early threads and don't complain. Why is this one any different?
Would you accept a hug?
>>13545246>don't complainYou're still a shit
>>13545308Because it's about something you don't like? And shit, it's not like people actually talk about the OP after a few posts.
So what's the boards thoughts on satyrs anyway?
>>13545167Fuck yeah SatyrsHope is my daughteru
>>13545254From macho pony? Sure.
>>13545335Does she even have a personality?
>>13545326>about something you don't likeWhoa, look who's projecting.I'm just saying you a shit.I ain't telling you I hate your stuff.
>>13545331Personally I think the MLP style back legs without fetlocks makes their legs look rather weird. Like...rubbery, due to the contrast with their more detailed human portions. With fetlocks they seem a little better. As a concept, Satyrs have always been something odd. Like Centaurs. Not sure what to think of them, but they're pretty cool when done right.As fetish material, kind of meh for me.
>>13545335Hope is my future waifu.
>No marker yetI'm scared anon!
What is pony was this big?
Daily reminder that Bonbon cosplays as Rainbow Dash
a-are we not a thread?
>>13545484Pfft, like we're not all in Dash's fan club. If I was a pony I'd wear stupid shit like that to it too.
>>13545434I'd that Rarara so hard her hairpins would fall offThen grab her mane to help me rut her even harder
>>13545579>Ruining her beautiful mane by tugging on it for leverage when she's got suitable hips for grabbing>Not wanting to see the mane slowly deflate into a hot, sweaty mess as you rut herSHAME
>>13545485Well the marker isn't here.
MARKER MARKER MARKER
keep it in one thread, horsefuckers>>13545543
>>13545612Normally I'd want that,but sometimes a fast hard fuck is all one needs.
>>13545674>made 20 minutes agohaha no
WHERE'S THE DAMN MARKER
>>13545331i'm pretty meh on themdidn't really care about them when the first quest happen, didnt car about them when they blew up in /mlp/
>some asshole trying to stir shit on MLPGThere's a thousand ways to do it without using another general
>>13545677I know, but with a lady like that? Cmon now.I'd make time for drawn out sessions with Rarity.
>>13546038seriously? caving in to the whiners?
>>13546062wouldn't caving into the whiners be marking the thread that came later?
>>13546038Yo what the fuck man. Why delete it?
>>13546077caving into the satyr haters.
>>13546060other thread's marked
>>13546086Look like he tried to make the beacon link here yet still have the marker in the celest thread.Didn't work.
>>13546096>pls goys i wan muh epin b8 to werk
>>13546086>>13546104This thread is being archived along with the other one; we can go ahead and move back later if you want.
pony is jealous of you
>>13549920this pony is way too young to be a princessI don't have to do what she says
oh okthis is acceptable
get your horse fucking selves in here
>>13545167Holy sweater puppies, I'd motorboat the shit out of that.I've never been to any of the satyr threads, but I think I might see why people are interested.
>>13551468I don't, to be honest.
>>13551465If I must.
>>13551480I dunno man... Best of both worlds. Face and tits of a human, the back parts of a mare.unf.
>Gilda and Trixie are brought back into the next season.>they are homeless deadbeats on a quest for the money.>the way their episode is written makes the main characters very punchable right about now.
>>13551468>>13551497waitnohoovesjust thinksatyr bonbon
>>13551503Twilight and Twilight are already very punchable so nothing would change.
>>13551497More variety of positions that wouldn't hurt pony back too.
>>13551480why not, not enough horse, or human? i guess centuars would be better then? i dunno, maybe not enough horse cock?
>>13551509I'm not sure what you are getting at, but please describe in great detail what you mean.
>>13551532i like centaurs even less
>>13551532I prefer the two separate.
>people piling into the thread that is deliberately trying to start shitFull retard
>>13551537I think he just meant Bon Bon as a satyr.
>>13551543was just curious>>13551545i like all 4
>>13551532Yeah... Centaurs don't do anything for me. Except Enchantress from DotA 2. I dunno if that's technically a centaur or not, but...Unf.
>>13551552who are you quoting?
>>13551468Most of them are in it for the desire to be a loving and caring father
>>13551580you talkin' shot 'bout mai waifu?
>>13551571SPOINK~Personally Naga Siren makes me unf hardi know, just lite trolling with the image, but Naga is sexy. And I can see the enchantress sexiness
A deer request
>>13551634Wrong thread, MT.This is Satyr General
>>13551634That's pretty cute. Good job.
>>13551634>Knox OutOh boy, we boxing again?
>>13551614Oh...Okay... So...Just so I'm not reading this wrong...We aren't talking about incest and shit are we? Because that's kinda weird to me. Apparently I just want to stick my dick in someone unrelated to me who is a sexy ass satyr with big tittays.
>>13551660>>13551660not incestThe sexual content is rare and generaly no incestual in nature
>>13551634W-wait... People post deer...?
>>13551660Well, that could certainly be a valid satyr topic. I've yet to see any satyr content that's written from the perspective of someone outside of a satyr family.
>really great commercial about a bunch of paraplegics playing wheelchair basketball>shows one tipping over, pushing himself back up>game ends, they compliment eachother for getting better>5 out of the 6 of them get out of their chairs and walk next to their friend really in a wheelchair>narration about friendship>kinda moved>it's a Guiness commercial
If they have instant noodles in Equestria, what flavors would they come in?
>>13551648its the most active MLPG thread>>13551640BACK THE FUCK OFF OK?!
and this is why this thread shouldn't be used.fuck you op
>>13551701Most active? This thread has been here for SIX HOURS and only has 86 posts.Stop trying to start shit
>>13551712it's more active than the alternative
>>13551716WRONG FUCKING THREAD ISAAC
>>13551716Oh god, what two things did I want done?
>>13551716>Marking the troll thread>2013
>>13551633>naga siren>wet works specialistI know what it actually means, but still..Unf.
>>13551628>traditional family values>the desire to love and be loved in the way only family can>pathetic
>>13551728I'm guessing one of them is horsefucking
>>13551712you should seriously consider necking yourself, if you are this upset over OP
>>13551731>implying the other thread wasn't the troll thread
>>13551761I don't mind satyrs.But this thread was deliberately made to piss off certain people in these threads and that is a shitty thing to do.
Fuck it. I want to draw something, hopefully satyr related. Someone give me something to draw.
Technically the other thread is more active, even if this one has more posts.
>>13551791Draw anything except satyrs.
>>13551791a grown, busty satyr girl with nice hips
>>13551774If you're havin' thread problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but Satyrs aren't one.
>>13551799technically you can suck my dick
>>13551791Draw reverse satyr
>>13551774Then ignore them.
>>13551791Satyr Blueblood with a huge erection
>>13551791Satyr boy playing with a stick and a bucket.He's going to be captain of the guard!
>>13551821That's horrible, anon.
>>13551822Ignore what?The fact that some random troll has been pushing this thread with that exact OP for the last couple of days?
>>13551791>>>/mlp/satyryou're got your own fucking threadgo therethis is a troll thread
Cookie clicker anon stop, you're making a fool of yourself. Nobody ever said anything about horses, we just made our puns and that's it.
>>13551774well alright then, move along. and get on with posting your girl ponies in pretty dresses, or whatever you do in here
I guess you could say satyrs make mlpg SADtyr!
I'm going to make the best game this fandom has ever seenYou wanna know how I know?It's because I'm going to finish it
>>13551837cry some more.
>>13551838/gaygen/ plays cookie clicker tooYou don't want to be a faggot and talk about it do you?
>>13551838well fuck you I'm not playing it any moreI'm going to bedsee you later, you two assholes
Whenever I try to draw dicks I always think they look weird even when I'm using references. I just don't know how to get them to look nice.
>>13551911Download lots of horseporn
>>13551925do you have the new episode download link?
>>13551921But I don't know WHAT to practice. I don't know how to approach learning to draw it.
>>13551728You've been bifurcated into doubles. It's an interesting spell that doesn't work very often in a subject's life, so make the most of it while you can.
>>13551955isaac I am disappointed in you for breaking protocol
>>13551955Alright, well, who's up for a princess spitroast?
>>13551925Wander Over Yonder?More like WUNDER Over Yonder! Casue I can't help but wonder why so many people hate it already
>>13551955but is it masturbation or incest when i have sex with myself?
>>13551972They think cartoons are a contest and it's therefore MLP vs WOY
>>13551955>double the horsefucking
>>13551965only after we get spitroasted by luna celestia twilight and big mac
>>13551972I hate Wander. I hate him so muchSylvia is okayBut I love Hater so much.I'll just watch his episodes and only that and mentally filter the Wander parts from it.
>>13551972I thought the first one was really good, i was laughing and enjoying the whole episode. has their been much hate lately?I have only seen some upset over GG visiting the thread on /co/
what was the consensus on the Celestia Micro?
>>13552016My disappointment has nothing to do with filenames
>>13552026Definitely one of the better ones.
>>13552026I think her love for the Earth Pony's leaf has slowed her mind.
>>13552019>r63 yellow horse7 picohitlers from a furry smut artist
>>13552026>instantly thing of 9/11 and george bush reading my little goat
>>13552019>tfw you'll never be in a polygamous relationship with your waifu and your r63'd waifuI am saddened greatly by this
>>13552026GreatMy personal order isRarity>CMC=Celestia>Twilight=Pinkie>AJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>the other two
>>13552026consensus was Celestia is best pony and micro is bretty gud.
>>13551943Look at the dick. Break the dick down into shapes, components that make up the dick. Long shaft, curved, a different head depending on the species, maybe a knot if you're going dog, a ring if you're going horse. See how things connect, and all that.
>>13551955Oh man, that's oodles of fun!
>>13552026it was special
>>13552026Pretty good, wonky continuty implications though
>>13552056I find your list acceptable and agree with your opinion.Hopefully the Luna micro is okay. That one's being done by Cook/Price, right?
>>13552087You did itI bet that anon will be very happy now
>>13552103Yep. December. Last micro (for now anyway).
i only read the first two of the chrysalis comics. how bad is that?
>>13552103Yep.And like I said before Price probably orgasmed when it was approved.And I bet we'll see a lot of Batman
>>13552057I liked the Micro, but I don't think Celestia is that good.
>>13552098>wonky continuity implicationsRemember, the comics are only canon to themselves, not to the show proper.
>>13551866She's cute.The story I read about her in the satyr thread was a bit creepy.
Okay, can I get some Critique on this dick?http://i.imgur.com/tdicVJw.png
>>13552120not verythe comics are pretty average at best
>>13552103>(W) Katie Cook (A) Andy Price (CA) Amy Mebberson, Andy Price>A royal eclipse! When Celestia has to leave for the day, Luna is charged to keep watch over waking hours. Will the guardian of the night be able to juggle a new set of responsibilities while keeping her cool? (Not to mention keeping awake!)
>>13552134What happens if the show acknowledges the comics in S4 then?
Cook and Price are going to be at a convention in my city next weekend. Should I go and get some of my issues signed?
>>13552026>Celestia knows Inkwell when she was younger>Celestia must watch all her friends grow old, wither and diemust be painful
>>13552145No weight to itNo vascularityAnd the flare doesn't just shrink into the shaft, it kinda folds forward
>>13552160Go for it. They're pretty chill people.
>>13552160>not going and getting a custom cover
>>13552162she shoved that responsibility onto twilight.without asking
>>13552162Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13552134they are canon to the world of my little pony, friendship is magic until the show flat out refutes them
>>13552145it's okayit needs be more weightythe balls needs to be biggeractually, the whole thing needs to be bigger but that's probably just me being a hyperfag
>>13552172how and where did people get theseI want one
>>13552166Hmm, how would you suggest adding weight to it?
>>13551791In my defense, I'm pretty fucking drunk right now.Any other requests, now that you know how badly I draw?
I love you hiatuspone
>>13552126BACK THE FUCK OFF!!???
>>13552207full pony lyra trying on new pants
>>13552207spike attempting to eat a crystal pony and failing
>>13552148oh alright, but, the second comic where Chrysalis splatters one of the cats against the wall was brutal. I was surprised
>>13552207More of that.
>>13552199at consyou can get them to doodle them for some dosh
>>13552207Aww yiss, That's a great reverse satyr.
Posting Best Pony circa S1
>>13552202Make the end thicker and make it bend towards the ground a little I guess
What is MULPUG listening to?
>>13552206>I SEE YOUEvery time I read those words now, I can't help but think about that thread where we came up with a better concept for Sombra than he got in the show.And it makes me sad that their only reaction to dropping the ball with him was "Hahaha - whoops!"
>>13552150haha it's true
>Satyr editionHow could you?
>>13552280I'm a goatI'm a manI'm the brother of Pan!
>>13552252jack johnsoni had an idea and it related to him
>>13552294They were recently posted on his tumblr.
>>13552294You know that it is.
>>13552257Thing is that they could easily fix him. made him regenerate from his horn or something and give him a personality.As a villain he was cool and kinda good. He was frightening, and really it created suspense. But he had so much more potential.
>>13552294>Monstergirls ponified>It's in his styleWay to go
>>13552140She is a cutie.And I think the story is written poorly.
why are we getting spammed with this mule of a pony
>>13552140>>13552333What was it about?
>>13552232how much doshcause i want like, 8 of them
>>13552342she is having breast problemsthey are lactating
>>13552252I'm listening to cowboy bebop's soundtrack in my mind for some reason.Tatta ta ta tatta ta ta tatatatatatata tatttata tatatataaaa tatatataaaaa
>>13552355gonna need a link for that
the pony shows up in a delorian, what do?
>>13552344>>13552337>>13552332>>13552320>>13552311she's beautiful anon, but, please. this is not a thread to dump such a wonderful pony.
>>13552342Candy outgrew another bra, has to go without at school. There are implications her father is having some very untoward thoughts about his daughter. And then for some reason she starts lactating.
>>13552369ask pony to take off the silly mask
>>13552371y do you hat rarara?>>135523782cute
>>13552369Offer him a Ham Sandwich and some Coca-Cola(tm).
>>13552382Anon I love Rarara but really don't dump. Please.
>>13552398What about her superior sister?
>>13552379but he needs it to pause time
Once this thread gets spammed to image limit all of you fuckers better move to the real pony thread.>>13551374>>13551374>>13551374
>>13552408Second best pony after her sister but anon really dumping is bad. Please don't do it with any pony.
>>13552382i don't she was my first love of the main 6. it's just that MLPG is not a place to dump images. It's a place to discuss the beauty of her. With words not images. Well you can include images.For example tell me why she is so perfect.
>>13552408No, dumps of any kind are bad.
what if pony dumps images of you in her generals
>>13552382>y do you hat rarara?because her fans are shit tier Rara's not a great ponit but her fans are the worst
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1379168745628.png>Smaller girls being addedAbsolutely disgusting.
>>13552439I would be like twist, the ugly one...
>>13552439There are very few pictures of me, and they are all lackluster. She would disappoint any who gazed upon them.
>>13552422I'm not going toI'm going to make another thread just to spite your juvenile ass
>>13552378MTWHAT IS BEST IN SHIP
>>13552378cute as shit
>>13552428Fine, fine.>>13552424Because she is a pony of means and action. She is the kind of mare that knows what she wants and does what it takes to get it. In a society where most ponies wander in the nude, she has crafted a successful clothing business and even provides pieces for celebrities.Also she has a pretty mane and fantastic ass
>>13552443>mantisgirl>not a thri-kreenlamewosyet's pretty hot though
>>13552362>>13490059It isn't well written. Lots of poor descriptors, repeating words, and bad paragraphing.
>>13552355>>13552374Eugh.I like big breasts, but lactation isn't my thing. And I'm not sure how I feel about lusting after your own daughter.Which is why all my satyr fantasies involve being outside the family.
>>13552482...whatmini tuffs is not for sexual she for cute
>>13552477>dadwhy are they so fucking weird
>>13552494you don't know about my other tumblr then
>>13552498>I've always seen tuffs as a pure maiden>tfw corruption fetish...please gibe. Fuck.
>>13552494have you not seen the art of the little zebra with lemonpuffs
>>13552507>I've always seen tuffs as a pure maidenpffffhahahahawowget a load of this guy
>>13552497Without getting into any potential incestual implications, I will note that it's kind of difficult for her to not have a dad. That's sort of how kids are made, with a mom and a dad.
>>13552507I won't gib
Dry > Sweet wine
>>13552511I've never, really. I've always thought MT wasn't for sexual.
>>13552207>>13552228Okay, if I'm going to keep this shit up I'm going to need to find more vodka. Anyway, anyone else have requests? I'm actually enjoying myself, sorta.
>>13552520GIB MTGIB IT OR I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT MYSELFYOUR STALLING ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
>>13552511There were OTHERS before that. Is that one the only one you guys bring up?
>>13552523I disagree but I respect your opinion.At least we can both agree that wine is great.
>>13552520Don't make me force you.Oh wait, that's your fetish, isn't it?
>>13552491All my satyr fantasies are about raising my child and being a better father than mine was.
>>13552523>ponies have incredibly long, prehensile tonguesI'm okay with this.
>>13552541Well, it was the most recent. Also had some discussion.
>>13552541It's because that OC is gross
>>13552516>mom and a dadbut mah lesbian butt babbies!
>>13552541Minituffs satyr when and the making of, if you know what i mean
>>13552548All my satyr fantasies are about dating your satyr child.
>>13552548All my satyr fantasies are about raising my child and being a better father than I really am.
>>13552551>your satyr child is cursed with a tiny human tongue
>>13552516I can't get past the incestual childfucking implications of an oppai loli story where I'm the father
Applejack's tight muscular mare cunt
Eh, I found it anyway.and I thought rediv was lewd.
i'd do my best to raise a satyr kidbut mostly because i love my pony waifu enough to raise a family with her
>>13552602I love my pony waifu and I would love to have a family with her but I'd do everything possible to have a pony child with herSatyrs a shit.
>>13552612but you're not a pony and you never can be
Is this any better?http://i.imgur.com/JpaNdRY.png
>>13552620Magic nigga.Goddamn fucking magic.
>>13552586Saine, I'm sorry please stop drawing dicks.Leave it to the professionals.
>>13552626the best magic can do for you is turn you into a pony in equestria girls worldbut you'll still have satyrs
>>13552612you can always get a stud and cuckold would that fit better into your fantasy
>>13552530Spike eating a gem larger than himself
>>13552623Needs to be thicker. She's a princess after allBut it looks good anatomically
>>13552626>you magic yourself a horse dick>"Best I could do." Zecora shrugs.
>>13552548I have those too. I like to believe I'd be a good dad. Or at least try my best to be one.But I was talking about my more...lewd fantasies involving satyrs. There's just something about those wide hips, thick thighs, and digitigrade legs that I really, REALLY like.
>>13552623I think there's improvement, but its still not greatI can't really offer any advice though, I have no understanding of anything art related
>>13552623balls don't stick like that, they move to gravity. and the cock too
>>13552646No>>13552640Satyrs are impossible and magic works to give me a pony baby.
>>13552561Would you be a good boyfriend to that pretty satyr girl?
>fanfics are being updated faster than I can read them
>>13552656Face and tits of a human woman, the fucking of a marepussy.
I could have lived without seeing that.
>>13552654>Horse dick>pass out because it needs to much bloodWell I guess my waifu could fuck my unconscious body and then I revert back...
>>13552443Would you prefer a girl bigger than Dewbon?
>>13552677>this being a problem>everEnjoy your content anon
>>13552689But that's rape
>>13552703She has my consent so it isn't
>>13552443Hey fuck you, Paula is god-tier
Satyrs shouldn't exist. They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.Satyrs are the same as fat 14 year old girls drawing the kids they had with balto and drawing them as ugly anime people with wolf ears. It doesn't make any sense (LEL MAGIC XD) and it's fucking stupid.We would have frowned on this like sane people a few years, no, a few months agoSeriously, if you want pony kids that can only be explained with "THE MAGICS", why not have 100% pony kids? Why do they have to be hideous furry abominations that are only good for looking like autists and fulfilling your disturbing anthro pony sex fantasies while delicately skirting the "no fucking furfaggotry" rule?
>>13552700It's starting to feel like that scene from I love lucy that was parodied in the last roundup
>>13552695I'm not him, but I wouldn't mind one that's between Gillou and Dewbon
>>13552695There's some leeway in between Dewbon and Gillou.
>>13552714>They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.just like waifus.
>>13552714satyrs come from greek mythology
>opening the command prompt while on bandcamp lets you download music instead of payingThis seems like a glaring technical issue that would have been fixed.I will only steal the albums I bought on vinyl and can't find in MP3
>>13552689Anon pleaseYou don't really need all that bloodYou have plenty of extra to power a horsecockBlood donation is a whole pint, and they just give you a cookie and maybe sit down for a while
>>13552672>satyrs are impossiblepony magic went haywire trying to give you a pony babynow your baby is satyrand you are also satyr with a human penis
>>13552714because MLPG is more /mlp/ than /co/ nowrip pony purism
>>13552681And leg-worship that you wouldn't be able to get from human girls or pony mares.I love me some nice legs.
>>13552735>satyr with a human penisfucking dropped
>>13552730>tiny hindlegs>huge forelegs
>>13552730>using alsa and teeraw lets you rip any music off any website no matter what they do because the sound has to play somehowwinfags
>>13552735No it didn't and no I'm not.Nigga get you shitty ass fantasy from my shitty ass fantasySatyrs don't exist and I have a pony baby with my waifu.
>>13552695GG needs a dragongirlWould be nice somewhere on the outside of Dewbon
>>13552714>We would have frowned on this like sane people a few years, no, a few months ago>all this false-consensus effect
>>13552752I liked when the show was about ponies instead of multi-colored amputee cat people.
>>13552733>you get a horsecock and fuck your pony waifu>still a bit woozy while your erection recedes>pony gives you a cookie while you recover
>>13552714This is the same MLPG that unironically admits to liking sergals and monstergirls. Just roll with it, the thread has transitioned into /tg/ flavored furry. Let go of your dignity anonenjoy the boner
>>13552673I would take her to places and make her laugh and sneakily suggest breaking her curfew and worry about meeting you and stand up for her but let her have a life and not take over and try my best to let her know she's the best person I ever knew
>>13552757But I just have to right click SAVE AS, instead of having a program
>>13552759whoops you've gone too far trying to fix itnow your waifu is also a satyrthe whole world is satyrs
>>13552782>programIt's the sound architecture of the operating system, and it works on every site that plays audio.I keep a linux VM specifically for ripping music from myspace
>>13552672im sorry but there isn't enough magic in the universe to make you less of a faggot.
>>13552770So before G4?
>>13552714>They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.-Anonymous on My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, 2010
>>13552778>Pony legs>Monstergirl body>Sergal head>human peniswould you
>>13552797At least I still know I'll never reach your level of faggotrynow shut up.
>>13552820you sold me at pony legs
>>13552651Tried to make it a bit thicker>>13552664Played with the balls a bit shut up but I don't really know what to do with the dick.Any better?
>>13552820>human penisNo deal
>>13552820>girl body>penisso close and yet so far
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>13552802Season 1. They moved like ponies and their world worked accordingly to such.Season 3 is bonkers with them just straight up standing on their hind legs.Season 4 will have them walking bipedally and constantly picking things up with their hooves
>>13552831http://i.imgur.com/Vs4NfNe.pngWelp forgot the picture
>>13552820Remove the penisand make it about three feet shorter
>>13552820is it a herm at least?
>>13552834one of these days, anonone of these daysI will finally become the slutty mare and I'm going to fuck everyone except youI mean, I'll probably fuck you eventually but you're not going to be a priority
>>13552838They had a fair share of human poses in S1 too.Not as much as in S3 granted but it didn't fucking explode with human poses. And they're still very horsy in S3 too
>>13552839much better also the head needs to be bigger and less taper from the back to front
>>13552839I'm liking that a fair bit, nice work
>>13552838>season 2:>hasbro notices fandom's boner for anthro
>>13552834I would much rather be the handsome stallion in a nice suit
>>13552848>shortstack satyr monstergirl sergalsWith horsecocks and giant hips
>>13552834i don't want to be ponyi want to be with ponyand have pony kids with pony
>>13552711>Harpy bitch>Ugly>Tumblr nose>No vagina>Top tierno
What's up, MLPG?
>>13552779That is a satisfactory answer.
>>13552881yep cuckolding it is then
I want to hug Derpy.
>>13552907pls nopls be less edgy mlpg
>>13552695I think I'd like around Wosyet's size, myself.
>>13552902I'm learning to use a drawing tablet PinkieIt's cramping my arm like a bitch though
>>13552902fetish talk mostly
>>13552898>UglyFuck you, she's the prettiest of them all.
>>13552913Me too.Then again I'd hug just about any pony.I'd much prefer to share a warm blanket with pony though.
>>13552902Me losing faith in humanity and getting a boner.
>>13552928>public bdsmman, pinkie has some crazy parties.
>>13552920In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their ownYou can't have 100% pony kids unless you are 100% pony Maybe you are just too stupid to understand basic genetics.
>>13552928>wrong hole.gif>>13552946That's pretty normal for this hour, eh.
>>13552913She'd like that.
>>13552953spike is balls deep too>>13552958there is no wrong hole
Pon is good.Pon is life.
>>13552959what a cutie.
>>13552968blindfolded pone seems to disagree.
>>13552913Who wouldn't want to hug derpy
>>13552956And you can't have perfect satyrs, period. Crossbreeding doesn't work like that.But magicIf satyrs can happen, so can kids that are 100% pony in appearance
Okay, serious question: How many of you guys are furries? Because I'm seeing too many of 'em right now.
>>13552969the pony extends lifethe pony expands consciousnessthe pony is vital to space travel
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH56t7a4-twI don't even...what the hell.Still better than the other Derpy animation.
>>13552920>You have satyr kids>Anon rides in on a rapewolf and goes exterminatus on them>Caramel fucks your waifu>You and the rapewolf fall in love and get married>The rapewolf has your kids>Your kids become the diamond dogs and go back in time to kidnap rarity>Rarity learns that she's a massive slut at the hands of the diamond dogs>Becomes a cockslave>All your fault
>>13552996Furry is such a harsh word
>>13552989I like you
>>13552986I'd tackle hug that pony from behind and tickle her like you wouldn't believe.
>>13552863http://i.imgur.com/8Vif5fL.pngNo idea if this is what you meant, any better?
>>13552996i would fuck a pony but i'm not a furry
>>13552996depends on your definitionI jack it to furry porn but I'm not a part of the furry communitysort of like how we're all bronies but we make excuses and pretend we're not really bronies
>>13552997He who controls the pony controls the universe>spaceship captains need to pet pony at all times to have their powers
>>13553012good enoughalso more pre
>gf asks me if I have any fetishes or fantasies>"Uhh, I don't really have any">tfw pretty good/dominant during sex but have no special kinks or fetishes except pony buttsWhat should I tell her? sometimes I pretend I'm fucking a pony from behind, but her ass isn't big enough for that to seem real
>>13553022blast, you're right.
>>13552996>>13552996im a scalie
>>13553012It... I don't know, it still misses something.Shouldn't it be a little thicker
>>13553030get a horse bit, or riding crophorse play is a common kink
>>13553030>mating with humansyou brought this upon yourself.
>>13553045But when I masturbate and think of ponies, I don't think of animal stuff. Just squishy, biig, colored butts
>>13553030tell her everythingbuy a horsemask
>>13552996I might jerk it to satyrs and pony butts, and there's a chance that I would fuck a girl if she was wearing a well made pony fursuit, and I fap to monstergirls, but I aint no furfag, you hear?
>>13553011Would you raspberry her belly as she begs for you to stop?
>>13553039ya that's what i meant about the taperbut, look at the over all composition.it's fine as is>>13553056yea but roleplay with her as a horse
so, we're furries in denial.oh well. I suppose there's worse.
>>13553030Start buying her cakes
>>13552996I'd fuck anything with a heartbeat, and various inanimate objects. Just wouldnt make an identity out of it.
>>13552996i was a furry way before FiM and still am
>>13553073like brony furries in denial?http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuuuiq4BwMcegirJFWV76zuT8-qD5GqP05n8lh9jK9bKMoK6xx7lWNvtSyIzCnfzQn6Io-_r2GcRvaempVTRoekQ6qzEH6E5xPzoECFIRcaWl-NZEwYWYn7kvWoeXpuGvlBzAMeMK6lR7FY0obmasqlBbh3huRIXYpF_GpsO-rDau59EMIk
>>13553030>get her to watch my little pony>roleplay as favourite ponyBest sex ever.
>>13552996i like pony dicks and i would suck a pony's dick and swallow all of his marshmallow semen if i had the chanceim not a gay furry though
>>13553061Bet your ass I would. Till we were both out of breath and panting for breath.
>>13552996Eh, not into the fur part of it. When furries end up doing straight porn that doesn't involve multicolored holocaust beasts (rare, I know) it turns out great and I fap to that stuff. Say what you will about them, but they've got talented artists that know expressions. Not to say you don't have to sift through the shit to find the odd gem though. Ech.
>>13553088>>13553005>>13553014>>13553059Ain't cha all a little hypocrite?
>>13553090I just used breath twice in the same sentence. Fuck.Well at least I'm not writing anything tonight.
Pony is afraid of trying something new and being bad at it.
>>13553085>showing my gf ponies>letting ANYONE know I watch this showYAFUCKINGRIGHT
i should make a drugs girl
>>13553129pony should listen to arnold
>>13553129Pony is just like human! How strange.
>>13553131who knows? My ex liked them.
>>13553137I would snuggle with a big fuckin' reefergirl, if that's what you're asking
>>13553145>exI wonder why
>>13553129Pony should stick to her cutie mark.
>>13553039http://i.imgur.com/0LWSXtj.pngEh? Better? >>13553028http://i.imgur.com/FLOkryO.pngHere's a version with pre but not as thick as above.
>>13553137there's the drug one from muschioquest and agua, GG
>>13553131>friend finds out I watch show>aww shit she'll never let me live it down>"I'll make a bag with apples on it for you">well shit
>>13553145the risk/reward is not worth itmost people that aren't falling down the rabbit hole, still think MLP is like barney
>>13553160I'd WPSHH that cutie mark
>>13553030at least you have a chance of getting her to roleplayall my fetishes are physically impossible
>>13553163i like the first one better, also, bigger puddle pls
>>13553179I have seen those anon, I've looked at lots of horse dick references but having people directly point out flaws helps me a lot more.
>>13553168>3 votes for slutty mareI am proud
>>13553160But pony will never learn more about herself by trying new things.
>>13553166>wearing pony stufffaaag
>>13553204>But pony will never learn more about herself by trying new thingsIs that what you meant, anon?
>>13553214Who said I was wearing anything?Who said Im wearing anything now?
>>13553223>there are people in this thread that don't pony naked
>>13553218Pony wishes to explore herself.
>>13553129I think pony should give it a shot, I'm behind pony 100%
>>13553193>6 votes for slutty marefug
>>13553214>don't want to lose face in public>but can't let down friend by turning down her giftOH NO, IF ONLY I ACTUALLY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
Are you still awake Dash?
>>13553230Pony is too scared.
>>13553229I'll explore her self for her.
>>13553180>at least you have a chance of getting her to roleplayYou're right. BUT WHAT DO I MAKE HER DO.I could think of a whole "western cowgirl wanting sex in the barn after a hard work day scenario", but she's asian, so I'm not sure it would work.
>>13553226>not ponying nakedWherefore
>>13553240I'll try it with pony, we can be scared together!
>>13553204>Get Dash to try something new>Like cooking>She's not bad at mixing and portioning things right for how quickly she does it>But she can't wait for things to finish heating or cooking for the life of her.>Even now you have to restrain her from opening the oven for the 15th time in 10 minutes to "check if the cake is done."
>>13553244Monstergirls are NOT furry.
>>13553247It's not really exploring if you've already been there before
>one person in this thread has a fursona
>>13553152I was thinking like a toxic frog girl who has like a drug-laced bite or excretes hallucinogens or something
>>13553252Then do an Asian cowgirl. They had horses in Mongolia.
Pony thinks you should stop staring at her butt. Perv.
>>13553235>this show taught me about friendship>le trilby tip
>>13553252>I could think of a whole "western cowgirl wanting sex in the barn after a hard work day scenario"that's... stupid.Go for the purple book one, not for the apple.
>>13553244>>13553168Where's the option for IDGAFOS?
>>13553204Turns out, Flitter squirts if you put it in her ass.
>>13553247I love that real brief moment that she's smiling
>>13553252asian girls are super flexible best cowgirl position ever
>>13553257>"30 minutes at 350 is basically the same as 10 at 1000, right? How high does the oven go?"
>>13553269Then she should stop parading it in front of me in my own house.She's the perv.
I apologize, the alcohol hit me all at once, but I'm still gonna try to draw, let's see if ic an get anyhthing out that even resemebles art. This is both entertaining me and keeping me from throwing up. I apologize if this is annoying, but I'm having fun.
>>13553190http://i.imgur.com/g87cu9B.pngHere ya go!
>>13553267Sure, but frogs are ew.
>>13553290Hey, look on the bright side. Now she has crabs just like her sister!
>>13553296Try a somersault
>>13553296>that pictureTimmy Turner
>>13553247Pony is annoyed that you sexually objectify her.
>>13553290Rarity is busy right now
>>13553309>not using the boost to get through
>>13553309irl? That sounds like a bad idea.
>>13553306I heard Dashsoesnt like it when people touch her frogs
>>13553318what kind of retarded meme is this?
>>13553301Now make the dick biggerHave it resting on her hoof
>>13553307Pinkie please, you know how sensitive Rarity is about that!
>>13553266>five people in this thread want to tell you about prehensile clitoral hoods>eight are slutty mares
>>13553301looks good, now fix those back legsmore horse pls
>>13553267Oh GG, go for the excretes hallucinogens thing so people can lick her skin for it.
>>13553315Not objectification, appreciation.
>>13553325One guy who commisioned like, 50 artists to make "rarity fighting a giant crab" then other artists thought it was some new fad and hopped on and lo and behold it actually became a fad
>>13553306god okay fineI just want a character who's like gloomy and darkthe shut in, baggy-eyed gloomy girl is one archetype I don't haveI figure I could have her be toxic
>>13553337>four seconds later
>>13553343as a slutty mare hopeful, I do not want to hear about your clitoral hood
>>13553294>"No, Dash, that-">You stop as a high pitched whine starts to come from the microwave>You run over and unplug it as smoke begins to spout from the gaps in the microwave door>You wave the smoke away with an oven mitt to try and figure out what caused all this.>Turns out Dash tossed some of the cake mix in a foil wrapper and tossed it in the microwave when you weren't looking.>"I was making a cupcake faster to try it out so I'd know if the cake was gonna be any good!" She says defiantly.
>>13553346>it's actually a very weak hallucinogen>have to keep licking her for a good ten minutes to get any noticeable effects
>>13553356JUST LIKE HER SOOOUL
>>13553356CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
>>13553352No you have to facefuck her
>>13553322Stop what?>>13553326If I follow this road I'm going to keep resizing it over and over until it's huge and blurry or I have to redraw it.>>13553344Ehhhhhhh I think they look fine. I don't really think the anatomy is broken there.
>>13553356NononoMake a gloomy and dark character who has no reason to be gloomy and darkShe's attractive, has nothing wrong with her, and is even a little bit better than everyone else. She's just a huge fag.
>>13553377But I like anal...
>>13553386so redraw it huge
>>13553356Frogs are just ugly and shitMaybe like a newt, or a flower or somethingAccording to google images, this is what salvia looks like
>>13553388But GG doesn't do self inserts
>>13553358As a fellow slutty mare, I can assure you that my clitoral hood does not move.
>>13553396we already have a flower.How about a fish!
>>13553386If you redraw it you can even have it draped over her leg slightlyThat'll make that guy with the fetish for heavy cocks happy!
>>13553405a sunfish with depression
>>13553377>Does it even count as face fucking her when she still manages to use that tongue of hers like that?>Seriously, it's better than using her other half.>The way it swirls, prods, and licks at your shaft, the beautiful noises she makes as you push her head down over and over again.>That look of rapture she gets when you force her head all the way down, gushing into her throat as she swallows, desperate to keep all your seed in while she hits climax.
>>13553405an angler fish
>>13553396The frogs in the Princess and the Frog were kind of cute
>>13553244>prehensile clitoral hoodsfukken sergals
>>13553362I like the idea of it being instant.
>>13553426Spike's prehensile foreskin
We could like, take this to the sub so that way people who aren't in MLPG right now can discuss too.
>>13553356I'm cool with frogs but if you're set on not doing it you could go with a lizard or something.
>>13553426spiek should be afraid
>>13553361Dash, that's not----Look, lemme give you a quick rundown about kitchen safety...
>>13553420>>13553417one of those fishes that become huge when they see a predatorthey're extremely poisonous.
>>13553436make a script that cross posts automatically?!
>>13553405She's a cactus, not a flowerSalviagirl could look kinda like MiseryWhy is every picture of her so fucking tiny?
>>13553450why would you crosspost non-pony discussion to the pony thread?
>>13553432What would that even look like?I imagine it making a sound!
>>13553441spike should not fear. he's seen twilight's a million times.
>>13553463He calls it her wet tickle button
>>13553442>Eventually you find something he likes to make pretty frequently: No bake cookies>She makes her own variants of it, but whenever the two of you have to meet she has a dozen of the things for you to munch on.>You think it's kind of unhealthy, but she looks as fit as ever. Must be hitting the track more often to compensate, you guess.>Regardless, you're just glad she found something she can make without burning a house down.>She's still working on the other stuff. She's getting better at least. Hasn't been a fire in a good week by now.
>>13553460it would be the sound of a squeegee across a windshield
Pony just ate an entire sergal!
>>13553481She better be putting rainbow sprinkles on everything
what if ponies had hands that came out of their vaginas?
>>13553492That'll show em!You go pony!
>>13553492Pony gets indigestionBAD END
>>13553450>>13553458I never understood why people will discuss monstergals for almost an hour on MLPG a few times a week but the sub runs dry.
>>13553432Like lizards do.
>>13553493>"what, just because i'm a girl I have to put rainbows on everything?"
>>13553499Then we could never pull out.
>>13553457>you're not sure which made her pass out first>the minute-long full body orgasm or the lack of air>you ask her and she tells you "What makes you think I have just one?"
>>13553396I'm trying to think up other archetypes I don't haveI still don't have a butch tomboy, athletic girl, a big bubbly airhead, a gloomy goth, etc
>>13553520>because I'm a girlGod you're thickThank god for that sweet ass
>>13553499will a claw do?
>>13553492No, bad pony. Spit that out right now, you'll spoil your dinner.
>>13553507>I never understood why people will discuss monstergals for almost an hour on MLPG a few times a week but the sub runs dry.yeah me neitherbut I forgot myself and once again I'm posting this shit in mlpg instead
>>13553526...is she asking for round 2 already?
>>13553542Then take it to the sub you fucknugget
>>13553493>She doesn't put rainbows on everything, surprisingly>Instead, she had Pinkie show her how to make a cake that had the rainbow pattern on the inside, but with a chocolate outer layer so it's hidden.>It's flavored rather differently, another thing you think Dash got tips on, but it's pretty fantastic.>It rapidly becomes Dash's pride and joy creation, the only thing she can be patient for in the kitchen.>It doesn't click until you're just sorta watching her work in a kitchen that you think she really enjoys it.>Just humming while she works, mixing stuff, putting extracts in the cake mix, washing pans she doesn't need while the cake bakes...>You always thought she hated it, the way she used to pout.>You ask her about it, and she finally confesses after dessert that night.>"Well, I did hate it, at first," she says, looking out the window at the setting sun, "But...you stuck with me and made me keep trying stuff. And then Pinkie showed me how to make some things, and you really liked it, and I wanted to say thanks for all your effort in getting me to branch out with my interests I just....">She laughs nervously, "Yeah, so that's kind of why I stuck with it. I like the things I learned to eat and...you seem to, too..."
>>13553543>"I'm not breathing unless I'm breeding."
>>13553507People are too lazy to check the sub. Just do it here till people complain.
>>13553520At least girls can cook.
>>13553542It's more lively here. People who don't care might make a few replies, but most "can't be assed" to move and dedicate time and energy.
>>13553531>"oh, so you're telling me that girls aren't as smart as guys, are you? you think we're only good for sex? pathetic. men are pigs."
>>1355354369 with Cloudchaser and her little fetish would be pretty wild, don't ya think?
>>13553563hold the fuck upI thought Flitter was the breederCloudchaser is supposed to be on birth control
>>13553499>Lyra offers you a handshake>Instant orgasm
>>13553570Rainbow Dash is cute when she's mad
>>13553563where we're going we don't need breeding
>>13553528>big bubbly airheadI was just thinking you should have a dragon girl.Maybe she owns the building or somethingAnd I've always liked the discrepancy between big powerful characters with bubbly personalitiesI'm not going to lie though, it would be pandering to my fetishes
>>13553570I would an angry DashI think I'd prefer it that way
>>13553570So then why do you spend so much time working on your ass at the gym instead of your wings, Dashie?
>>13553564That's a sad excuse.
>>13553576it'd be hard to focus on your share of the work while she's doing such wonders to your dick
>>13553593this sounds like a great idea but dragon girls wouldn't have tits and a big bubbly girl who isn't super-busty seems like it's missing a golden opportunity
>>13553594>>13553590Pony is very mad and kicks you Your ribs shatter and your lungs are piercedPone cries as she sees you die, she didn't mean itBAD END
>>13553564i would advocate this advice, on pretty much everything ever, anytime any place.>>13553542its part of equestria's background lorei can see when it's only monstergirl talk, but, i still think if it can be seen in the MLP universe it can be discussed here, unfetered.
>>13553594I would if it wasn't true anger. Like...kind of angry, but the kind that eases over pretty quick. Maybe competitive is the word I'm thinking of.Mildly angry sex with Dash would be pretty good too though, just yanking on that mane while she slams her hips into you.Everyone'd be so sore the next day they could barely move.
Eh, I think I'm done with that. Does anyone have a new request for me?
>>13553570There is a rainbow on your butt, Dash.
>>13553618stallions frottingclearly you need more horsecock practicebonus points for size difference
>>13553618Rainbow Dash indigestion
>>13553606Well, I wouldn't expect an alligator or a cactus to have tits eitherEven if I'd prefer delicious smooth scaled chest
>>13553541Pony shakes her head and says she has room for a healthy dinner
>>13553618Did you ever fix that one where rarara was squirting sweetie with the bottle?
>>13553604Probably, but if she's happiest with a dick slamming her throat I don't think she'd mind all that much.
It's cute to think of this from Luna's perspective.>Celestia takes over for the weekend so she can relax and have fun at the festival after all that Nightmare stuff.>Oh boy! A competition! That sounds fun!>And what luck! A strapping farmboy to be her partner!>Together, they're an invincible team! Huzzah!>Sadly, he dissapears during the scavenger hunt.>She's still having fun, but can't help feeling a little disappointed.>It isn't until later that night that she finds him again.>He seems to be in higher spirits, too! How wonderful!>They even get on this incredible "Ferris-Wheel" machine together.>It's a marvel, but she doesn't really see the appeal, being so used to flying.>Soon, she realizes that it's just the two of them, alone, high above the crowd.>Now she sees the appeal.
>>13553618Art? How about more of this Dash here in her outfit?
>>13553618Teen Spike eating a crystal rarity or any crystal pony
>>13553618Twilight wearing Big Hat Logan's big hat
>>13553593Name her flare.
>>13553639huh, taht is cute
>>13553635This was the last version of it I did.
>>13553618Pony eating an entire sergal.
>>13553593But Dewbon owns the building
>>13553642winged hooves are best hooves
>>13553638she'd make quite a mess when she squirts all over your face...
>>13553165>Why is every picture of her so fucking tiny?Because you're bad at finding pictures
>>13553659Oh, yeah thats the one I saw. Never got around to having her flail?
>>13553628I think I'm gonna go with this one, it sounds like a funny idea.
>>13553668I was really hoping you we're responding to >>13553659
>>13553668Ah,but then you're in the perfect position to tease her while she's still sensitive.Besides, that just makes it hotter.
I want to dump 68 megs of pics into a thing like imgur. What do I do?Imgur only allows 150 at a time
>>13553661I thought she was the receptionist/managerI even went and looked at your thread on the sub to check
>>13553682>Every time you try to make a move on Rarity she sprays you with a water bottle and tells you to cool it.Hah!>>13553689What is that.
>>13553639>It's been so long since she thought about a stallion this way.>And it wouldn't be proper decorum for a princess.>But...>She's had so much fun today. And who knows when her next chance will be?>"Live a little". Isn't that what they say these days?>*smooch!*
>>13553686dropbox?7zip + mediafire?for what purpose are you dumping all these pics?
>>13553642Oh god her shoes
>>13553692She's all of the aboveShe lives in the manager's suite on the first floor because she's too big to go higher floors
>>13553030Here, just wear this yellow sweater...there we go...and wear this pink wig...now...now act really timid and softspoken...yeah that's it...now...now just nuzzle me with your head...
>>13553685would she falter a bit if you move your tongue just a little higher and start rimming her ass?
>>13553680I feel like Dash would take tumsPinkie is definitely the Pepto Bismal type
>>13553639>AND THEN THEY FUCK!
>>13553689Doctor Unicorn APPROVED!
>>13553639lunamac is best ship.
>>13553708>she's too big to go higher floorsI can imagine PB standing at the top of a flight of stairs taking advantage of that fact
>>13553698>What is that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXtRVifAXE
>>13553689Doctor unicorn is shit.
>>13553702>Dash was harder, better, faster, and stronger in that dress.
>>13553715Maybe a little, but remember, her sister is the one that likes the ass play.Now, get Flitter to face sit you while Couldchaser gets her way with your dick and you've got two very happy, horny mares at your disposal.
>>13553727Is that one if those automated cars?
>>13553698Nurse from Doctor Lollipop.
>>13553726I can imagine dewbon giving her a hard time for that. She owns the fucking place.
>>13553728>>13553738I wondered. Thanks!
>>13553689I draw the line at monstergals.I draw a second line at weird xeno genitalia.
>>13553677Yeah, a lot of times I prefer to just take new sketches. Its easier to get me in the mood to draw. That's kind of the same reason I never ink or color anything.
>>13553734yes. yes. this is perfect.and all the deepthroating will get you nice and lubed up for Flitter.
>>13553738>No special talent.THAT UNICORN IS NO DOCTOR!
Alright will draw more Tiara Digdoge later.
>>13553751>not mac/belly slapping
How do you get your girlfriend to roleplay as Sweetie Belle?
>>13553751No, zecora can go fuck random people.
>>13553748Fair enough. You should probably break that habit at some point though
>>13553765Give her some brain trauma for one.
>>13553764that's a close second to the best ship, which is obviously macanon
>>13553751Their relationship is a purely physical one
>>13553765You make her roleplay as your little sister
>>13553782She gave him some jungle fever.
i want to eat cadence.
>>13553755>In some ways, that turns the sisters on just as much as their fetishes do, knowing they played a part in pleasing the other so thoroughly.>And Cloudchaser can't stop talking dirty to her sister while you slam her ass, whispering panted obscenities about how hard she's taking it while you slap her ass and thrust deep, making Flitter scream with pleasure.
>you will never be a cute mare and be bred by a handsome stallion
>>13553770Yeah, I really should. I usually only ink and color things that I like. Or when I'm really tired I'll ink something I drew a different day instead. Today I was mainly working on dicks.
>>13553795>getting bred>a single stallionnot my fetish
>>13553795>you will never be a cute megabusty girl and be bred by a dozen stallions
>>13553788>you will never pinch off a bit of a marshmallow pony and chew it like bubble gum
>>13553718No, just a kiss. It's a spur-of-the moment thing. Deep down, she doesn't actually believe it would work out, or that Big Mac might like her back.But she had a lot of fun that day, especially because of him. He didn't make a fuss when she volunteered him as her partner. And she feels more at ease with his quiet, simple way of talking. It's easier for her to work with than modern speech.
Rarimac is a defunct ship, because Rarity will always choose Applejack over Big Mac
>>13553816calm down and let me suck your dick
I want to honk fluttershy
>>13553791holy shit, my dick.I bet she'll try to coax Flitter into saying some naughty things too. telling her to describe how it feels when you hit your peak and fill her ass with cum.
>>13553816I want SA to breed me
>you will never have public sex with pone
>>13553825>You'll never have a threesome with Shiny and Cadance>You'll never get to talk about vidya with him in the afterglow
>>13553841>eat>cadanceisn't that your biggest fetishes combined
>>13553841Why no redribbon cadance vore?
>>13553832i want to toot pinkie pie
>>13553845>talking about vidyaI hope for your sake they're old vidya
>>13553831Holy shit is that a space pirate on the wall?
>>13553834Of course she tries to, but Flitter doesn't lose it till she climaxes, receiving the spurts of hot, thick seed flowing into her ass, only shouting a single, vulgar word when you push yourself all the way into her for your last pump, slapping her now very sensitive ass with your groin.>It just feels so...satisfying, to hear her say it.>Of course, the satisfied sighs and whispers after you pull out are nice too.
I'm going it marry Rediv!
>>13553860Clip Eater.Because I am going to force so many clips into it.
>Everyone want to fuck herSHE MARRIED! How the hell do you want to fuck her if she married to SA?
>>13553859>Talking about the DnD RPGs with Shiny>Cadance just rolls her eyes and cuddles you closer
>>13553873But her pony likes everyone.
>>13553628Ehhhh, this really isn't coming out. I think I'm gonna do a request some other time. Sorry anon...
>>13553875I WANT TO FUCK SA JUST AS MUCH
>>13553875She's the god of love. Who wouldn't want some of that.
>>13553881>mention that it's DC 80 to crawl up someone's ass
>>13553881It'd be fucking awesome.
>>13553895>Shiny plays FATALThat explains a lot.
>>13553886And RR has a canon boyfriend
>>13553860Senor Pointandshoot! SIR!
>>13553762That hat is ENORMOUS.
>>13553881>"YEAH DUDE, LIKE, 4E IS THE BEST. IT'S MONDO GNARLY MAN."
>>13553871and the sight of a trial of cum dripping from her tight little pucker.unless you came balls-deep and it's so far in that nothing's coming out. which is incredibly hot in its own way.
>>13553905I know, right? I'm jealous.
>>13553740>>13553726yeah even PB would have to respect Dewbon if she didn't want to get kicked out
>it's LK's birthday soon>tfw can't write>tfw can't draw
>>13553873She's gonna marry MT,sorry.
>>13553882>>13553891>>13553894God dammit it, you guys. I doubt she, nor SA, would love it if they heard that a bunch of humans want to fuck either of them.
>>13553875i dont care, i just want to get some of that pink on my dick
>>13553900Nope, this is d20.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/>www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/skills.htm#extremelyTightSpace>DC 80: Extremely tight space>This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for.
>>13553908>She prefers it to stay in, if possible. Less clean up afterward, and she gets to savor the feeling that settles in her when you're done.
>>13553901But that mean jack shit when she is the town bicycle.
>>13553850I'd rather have cadannce eating red ribbon tahn the other way aroundthat would be top unf
>>13553895>this leads to some complicated unbirthing discussion>Cadance just walks off to brush her teeth and watches tv while you discuss the subject
>>13553918why's she gotta be so uptightI just want to suck her husband's dickshe can watch, obviously
>>13553915I can do one of those things, and I wouldn't know what to write for him.
>>13553922where is that dance from?I only know it from a sfm video
>>13553931>skinny RROVER THE LINE
>>13553931who the fuck is that artistI keep seeing his style
>>13553918hmmm, i guess this is the equivilent of expecting to be flattered at the prospect of an alien race wanting to fuck you. im not sure how i would really feel, i guess flattered.
>>13553922Luna, please calm down. I will guide myself to the designated destination soon enough. Just relax.
>>13553946i drew that anon
>>13553933>when she comes back, the bed has been turned into a Hyperspace Hyperwars battlefield, using the pillows as structures and folded sheets for foothills
>>13553932>Cadance>normally thing and elegant>eating RR, who is chubby and adorableI like it
>>13553954yeah I mean what style are you imitating
>>13553944its not a dance, its a "fuck you, suck my dick" hip trust/look at me thrusting my junk at you. it was popular in my days as a kid/teenegeri think it was popular on WWF with a crossed armsi may be off my mark here though, but, i think that is what the artist is trying to convey
>>13553949"THE EAGLE HASN'T LANDED YET!">"LAND IT IMMEDIATELY!"
>>13553962you know the long horn and the fur behind the legs thingand the ears
>>13553918Yeah well as a public figure she needs to learn to deal with it.
Can MLPG please rate my porn folder?https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3ebx2czyom5cnpn/sOMNAq85Zj#/
>>13553926this unf is practically weaponized. and I bet watching all of that would have driven Cloudchaser absolutely CRAZY with lust.
Paula is the only monstergirl I likeI'm sorry. I would like something weirder if I could but i can't even get boners to relatively vanilla things like size differences and domination.
>>13553961And shining armor can give her a world class belly rub afterwords
>>13553979>all that human>all that anthroit's alright but it's not greatif it works for you it works for you, and that's really all that matters
>>13553979>those first to RDsholy shit
What'd I miss?
>>135539791/10 no hoihoino blossomforth/gaping not much creampieare you even trying?
>>13554002Ross did a livestream of him killing himself.It was interesting.
>>13553982There's a bunch of them now that are pretty close to human size.
>>13554007>fapping to blossomforth>ever
>>13554002braeburned finished pinkie quest
>Become best friends with Shiny after having a threesome with him>Cadence just enjoys the fact that you take the effort to make her cum>You're a decent cuddle tooWould you move in with them?It's pretty cold up there
>>13553995http://frogbians.tumblr.com/post/55304502661/horse-anime-part-two-princesses-and-some-baddiesdude im hella
>>13554007Post yours then
>>13554011don't you lie to me anon
>>13554010>>13554011oh well that kinda>>13554016WHAT
>>13553980>Hearing Flitter curse is a sure fire way to get Cloudchaser soaked and ready for anything.>Which is just fine, because if there's something you like more than satisfying Flitter, it's getting a jacked up Cloudchaser on you and riding her emotional wave to the end of the night.>And she wouldn't have it any other way. Flitters the constant. But Cloudchaser, she's the explosive end to every encounter with the two. Hips slamming together, obscenities and grunts mingling as you pull her hair or press her against a wall, always becoming a big sweaty mess in the final throes of passion.>She usually lets you finish inside her, contrary to her normal pattern of swallowing or letting you pray it on those eager features. But the end game always deserves to be special, so she permits it. On her terms, of course.>And her terms are usually her on top, hooves on your chest, as she drops herself onto you, harder with each thrust until she can't pick herself up once you climax.
>>13554002I married Pinkie Pie since you left her for that tentacle girl
>>13554007>blossomforth/gapingBlossomforth totally sounds like it could be a synonym for prolapse
>>13554027I'm fucking with youhe hasn't even updated it yetnow that I think about it, he has been ded for a while
>>13554017are they going to blast me with crystal energy?I mean, I'll do it either way, but I'd rather not become a dopey looking crystal human
>>13553923I was reading log 18 of Renne quest and he mentioned it being his birthday and it was the 20th
>>13554015>not enjoying a good gape>>13554020i dont have much on this HDand i could upload it to google drive someday, but its GB's worth>>13554037hah!
>>13554031Just because I'm drawing another girl doesn't mean that I stopped loving Pinkie.
>>13554058I missed a thing, who is tentacle chick?
>>13553979You have a very boring porn collection,anon.
>>13553979>No gayIt's shit
>>13554030there are no words.words have failed me.the unf transcends the English language.and there's nothing to mark the perfect ending to such a wild rutting session like some nice post-coital cuddling with two sexy mares.
>>13554058You basically made her with all of your fetishes in mind, including personality. You wanted a perfect girl.I guess Pinkie isn't perfect for you.
Rate my porn folder MLPGhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/vn4c8ymcpprdq9o/gj6Uq1HVG3
>>13554091>that terrabutt lyra pictureholy shit
>>13554091sergals aren't supposed to have titsthe lyra stuff is alrightgo find a lyrasergal
>>13553979>Those CanterCalendar pics>Those broken spinesThat Derpy's the only one out of those I really like - no fucked-up spine, and it seems to get a good mix of "silly" and "sexy." I would make love to her until I couldn't move anymore.
>>13554090Plus a few fetishes he didn't even have at first!All it took was a little...push...in the right direction.
>>13554064Aria. She's a sea anemone/cuttlefish kind of girl.http://reiduran.tumblr.com/post/60919252289/did-up-a-bit-about-the-monster-girl-i-posted-last
>>13554110horsedick > humandickthis is objective fact
>>13554091Sergals are really pretty hotI love predatory looking thingsGnathodelli is best monstergirlLyra is only a middle tier background pony
>>13554091it's nothing but lyra and sergalswhat the hell
P-pony would like to um, if you aren't busy with anything that is, to have a h-hug...
>>13554131Sure! I love giving hugs!
>>13554109>EA confirmed for destroying relationships
>>13554131I give pony a great big hug
>>13554131I'll hug you, pony!
>>13554131Fluttershy is always welcome to a hugShe's not even close to a pony I like but she is a fine pony to hug
>>13554131I'LL HUG PONY WITH MY ARMS_
>>13554091Mewball pls see psychiatrist.
>>13554131Pony is always welcome to a hugPony doesn't even need to ask, just start the hug
Would you live in Monstro Tower?You must have Princess Bitch as a roommate.
>>13554134It was more than just EA.So much more...
>>13554131IMMA HUG YOU LITTLE PONE!
>>13554131I would hug a pone like this.>>>13554165