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Old Horse >>13514177

What would it take to make your favourite pony this angry?
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>>13517231
I just stained her favorite dress.
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BABYLON WAS BUILT ON FIRE
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>>13517120
because you have a sick goblin fetish
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Look closely. The lamps are giant eyeballs.
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>>13517246
>still having nonprincess twilight pics saved

get out brony
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>>13517262
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I just fapped to a fantasy involving picking up koboldjack and using her as a fleshlight

ATTACK ON UNF
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>>13517268
>MLP is actually written and produced by Lovecraft's skeleton
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>ponies have sharp teeth

PONIES ARE PREDATORS
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>>13517276
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>>13517266
does anyone here not have a sick goblin fetish
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>>13517280
Don't forget front facing eyes.
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SCRUB MY WINGTAINT ANON
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>>13517289
I'm pretty sure the majority doesn't.
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>>13517273
>I just fapped to a fantasy involving picking up koboldjack and using her as a fleshlight
you're sick
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>>13517289
I have a sick nevrean fetish
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Ross, have you uploaded your latest pics anywhere? Because I've been away these last hours and had no time
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>>13517297
I attack the KoboldJack.
I roll 20
I kill KoboldJack
What loot do I fund?
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>>13517306
you can't do that
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>>13517316
I already did
WHAT LOOT DO I FIND?
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>>13517320
The timestamp is a year off
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>>13517316
I roast the twilightbold

Sparkolbod

Whatever

And eat it

I roll 20. How savory is the experience?
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>>13517322
I always fuck up the year in the first month of a new year. Maybe it's the same
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>>13517330
you can't just go around eating kobolds anon. you need a permit for that.
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>>13517334
Meant to respond to >>13517328
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>>13517328
Well he had to buy the iPad now didn't he?
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Legend of Korra Book 2 premieres tonight. Are you excited, /co/?
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>>13517350
>korra

Lol no
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>>13517350
Nope
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>>13517350
Not really.
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so has the luna micro been posted in full somewhere yet?
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>>13517368
I don't think it's out
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>>13517368
no, luna is a shitty pony
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>>13517330
>>13517322
nope
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>>13517375
FINE THEN
I KIDNAP SPARKLEKOBOLD< FASHIONKOBOLD AND SWEETIE KOBOLD AND GO TOGETHER WITH THEM ON ADVENTURES
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>nobody has rolled for kobold anal circumferance

what kind of /tg/ are you
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>>13517375
Fine, I hug the sparkolbold. I roll 20. The sparkolbold is happy.

What affection do I win?
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>>13517388
>Nazi furries
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>>13517385
i would sooner roll for the amount of stray sergal hair stuck to your couch than anal circumference
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>>13517378
Why is Rarity so fat?
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>>13517384
>>13517387
kobold is happy
YOU GO ON ADVENTURE!
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>>13517394
Your last two digits are your roll, anon.

Enjoy your butt. I'll enjoy my fluffy ass couch.
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>>13517402
Great I assault the evil lich's lair
I roll 20
SparkleKobold rolls 20
FashionGobold rolls 20
SweetieKobold rolls 1
What happens?
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>>13517402
I eat kobold while it is still happy
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>>13517406
I would cuddle MT ___-sexually
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>>13517368
It was just a preview cover I think - I don't know if it has even been confirmed apart from that cover.
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>>13517422
I think you might be cheating anon
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>>13517429
I say I don't cheat
I roll a 20
You believe me
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that's enough for tonight
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>>13517460
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pony
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>>13517488
not pony enough
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>>13517460
>>13517485
WHERE ARE THEIR CHINS?!
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>>13517511
But how could she even be any more pony?
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>>13517485
>those posters
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>>13517533
she needs to get some sass
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>>13517540
Lyra is less pony than other ponies
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>>13517558
>pony is less pony than other pony
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>>13517517
show takes place 1000 years in the future

chins evolved away
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZHltryndk
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Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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>>13517575
I cringed
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>>13517575
Make an autism check anon.
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I have seen the truth MLPG
Due to this revelation I am forced to abandon my waifu for now I love someone else
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>>13517575

Have we reached the maximum amount of autism possible?
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>>13517575
I'm not watching that, anon
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>>13517590
the waifu police will dismember you in your sleep
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>>13517590
Why?
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>>13517602
What the fuck is that thing? A cottonball with a mouth?
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>>13517602
They can try but they will not stop my love for the ocean
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Someone hold me

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MY-Little-Pony-FLUTTERSHY-Friendship-is-magic-Custom-Handmade-Plush-Plushie-/141059943044?hash=item20d7d3ea84
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Anyone have that pic of the size comparison between ponies? I require it for...reasons.
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>>13517624
Nope.
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>>13517624
Aren't there a shitload of charts in that beginner artist on the sub?
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>>13517650

Oh, yes. Thanks you for reminding me.
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>>13517609
When autistic fantasies, desires, and comments go unposted on the internet, they leak out of their originators like an unholy ichor, unknown to sanity and sense. More often than not, such wisps find their way into normal brains, creating shameful thoughts and unacceptable comments, but rarely, these itinerant ghosts, single but not unique in their telos, coalesce into a more complex being. Its opinions and fetishes always differ, but the form is always the same. A white, fluffy creature with a flattened, triangular head, almost reptilian in appearance, that blends into the eternal depths of fuzz that obscure the rest of its unknowable and undoubtedly terrifying form. An irrational existence that boldly defies every law of motion, spits in the face of thermodynamics, and idly consumes the flow of time like a grazing horse passing through a flower patch.

Those who encounter it live to tell the tale, but are so consumed with madness and autism that none can take them seriously.
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good things when
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SHE'S A WHORE
YES A WHORE
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>>13517618
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>>13517679
I attack the autism fluff

I roll 20 and kill it. What loot do I find?
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>>13517700
A fedora and cargo shorts
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>>13517685
No she isn't.
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>>13517700
A chest of poorly drawn porn mostly depicting twilight sparkle and fluttershy. Underneath the collection, you find a rainbow fedora, 20g, and another fluffy.
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If I fall into a trap, can I roll to take him home and fuck him?
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>>13517679
actually anon it's just rain silves
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>>13517590
I wish I was able to escape this by falling in love with someone else but I completely lost interest in any of them
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>>13517740
I remain unconvinced of the difference
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>>13517746
i wish i was able to escape the eternal cycle of infatuation and boredom with waifus by just finding the right waifu, or getting a real girlfriend. either one works. i don't care who or what it is. i just want to be happy.
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>>13517688
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>>13517757
>i just want to be happy.
Even the right waifu won't make you happy.
Because she will never be real and you will always be aware of this.
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>>13517760
I want to have anal sex with pinkie pie
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>>13517772
maybe i don't want to be aware of that
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>>13517772
Don't listen to this faggot, once you find you're waifu you can become happiness incarnate
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>>13517757
Congrats anon, your waifu is now kobold sparkle
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>>13517789
But I found my waifu and I'm less happy than ever.
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>>13517765
I-I wasn't staring, I swear
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You know what really chafes my cams?

Diamond dogs with tits.
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>>13517810
Why does that bother you?
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>>13517772

>Because she will never be real and you will always be aware of this.

You are worse than Hitler. The lowest of the low.
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>>13517810
If there were diamond bitches in the show they'd have tits. You know it to be true.
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>anon goes to ponyville
>ponies just rub their heads against his legs
>takes it as a greeting
>anon asks for a hug after a while
>"but we've been hugging you all this time"
>anon is disappointed
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>>13517855
I'm sorry...
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a wild bughorse looks kind of cute i guess right in front of you or maybe to the side a little if you don't mind that and like turning around to react to things i don't really know you so just think of whatever

how will you react or not react in a way that does not involve sex
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>you will never hug a colt
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>>13517287
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>>13517884
Daww, what an awful pony.
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>>13517884

Even in the storyboards she has downs.
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I still can't finish watching S3.
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>>13517884
Why can't the show be in this style?
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>>13517800
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>>13517913
I don't blame you, but I do judge you.
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>>13517913
What's the problem? S3 wasn't that bad, a couple of the episodes rank amongst my favorites to be honest.
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>>13517922

Because that would cost more money.
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>>13517922
Because Flash?
But who knows maybe we'll get a different animation style sequence. They probably hired a timing director for that.
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>>13517928
Oh g-geez, Celestia please

I'd prefer a plushie that gives me a less lewd look though. It doesn't really seem to fit her character.
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>>13517922
>actual animation
>instead of reusing the same handful of flash assets even though that leads to disconnection errors (especially in talking animations, dem sliding jaws)
>not costing more money than anyone dare allot to a little girls show
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>>13517913
I hear ya
Except for 2 choice episodes I've never re-watched S3
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>>13517947
Please what?
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>>13517955
Please don't tease me like that.
I'm a weak man.
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>>13517947
People buy these to fuck them. Good plush makers leave a nice, flat, barren spot you can cut a hole into instead of just a crevasse, ensuring the ability of small dicked bronies to hilt a flushly fitted fleshlight.

Don't expect innocence with ponies. It's a subset of furries.
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>>13517963
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>>13517967
>not wanting to fuck a plush celestia
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>>13517981
I want you tooSunshine
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>>13517913
i never started
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>>13517967
Fucking plushies doesn't feel good at all, I doubt people buy them to fuck them
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>>13517981
slut
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WHAT IS THIS

I FEEL LIKE RAPE
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Finally fixed my hard drive, now I can spend all day on MLPG again

I was getting withdrawal for a bit there
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>>13518007
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This thread isn't as fun as I remember.
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How muc would a 4 foot tall flesh light material plush set me back? Does realdoll take custon requests?
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>>13518007
There's an entire DeviantArt group dedicated to that ship
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>>13518020
WHY

>>13518027
HOW
FUCK

CAN'T SOMEONE JUST BREAK THESE SHIPPERS HEADS UNTIL THEY STOP SHIPPING? FUCK I AM SO ANGRY
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>>13518022
We could make it fun
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>>13518013
>not mlpging on your phone
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Evens: make some food
Odds: pony on
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>>13518037
Make pony food.
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>>13518044
I don't have any hay
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>>13518030
She likes the blue dudes, anon.
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>>13518032
What kind of fun anon?
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>>13518051
Edgy fun
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>>13518036
I don't have a phone...
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>>13518051
sexual
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>>13518036
I MLPG at work even.
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>>13518069
I MLPG in my sleep
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>>13518084
you too, huh

>S4 day is every night
>tfw
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>>13518048
How much blue?
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I saw this on Facebook. I guess the saying is dead.
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>>13518084
I MLPG from beyond the grave!
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>>13518043
Pony knows very well where the kitchen is.
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>>13518084
>>13518094
MLPG dreams are the worst kind of dreams.
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>>13518094
S4 will be the best yet.
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>>13518096
s/dead/too mainstream/
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>>13517922
Why would you want that? It's just the same but badly drawn.
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You know, women are more attracted to men that wear red
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>>13518115
It's the same but much more expressive and visually appealing
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Rarity's big fat ass
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>>13518137
>visually appealing
Where? All I see are ugly giant eyes.
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>>13518142
RAINBOW'S TIGHT FIRM BUTT IS SUPERIOR.
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>>13518123
Did you know, girls need cute things otherwise they'll die.
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>>13518142
Delicious
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>>13518142
>not rediv's
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>>13518149
The eyes are the same size as on the show
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>>13518157
Cute girls can live forever
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If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
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>>13518197
Pony I don't love you

Please leave before I call the ponelice
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>>13518202

Not even a little bit?
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>>13518212
No.
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legends say that if you break the heart of a pony you gain their power
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I love Fluttershy but she's not real so I have sex with random strangers on the internet
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>>13518161
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>>13518232
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>>13518241
>she was such a slut that they had to remove her orifices to ensure that the local men would fuck other women

Downright tragic
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>>13518232
I tried TAB once. It tasted like flat diet coke.
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>>13518241
>Implying I wouldn't just fuck her thighs
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>>13518241
Best Fluttershy
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>>13518232
How very pragmatic
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>>13517262
when I hear that pony booping
I hung my head and cry
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All pony and no sleep make anon go unf all poony and no sleep make anon go unf all ony and no sleep make anon go unf all [pmy amd mp s;ee[ ,ale ampm gp imf
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>>13518260

I'm hard pressed to say best humanized pony. Fluttershy's not even my favorite, but damn if her humanized art isn't fantastic.
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>>13518234
>implting rediv isn't a hairy,non attractive woman
>implying she isn't in an asexual relationship with another woman through the internet
>implying she's good looking
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>>13518317
Man, those look like shit
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>>13518289
Do you ever go without sleep for a long time and start to hallucinate ponies?

Twilight just nuzzled my leg. It was cute.
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>>13518321
A MAN CAN DREAM
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>>13517884
>Philemena
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>>13518241
>>13518260
>>13518292
i'm actually amazed that people don't like giant tits human fluttershy

she's already the most annoying and boring character, might as well give her so big tits to make her seem interesting
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>>13518326
YOU'RE DREAMING THE WRONG THINGS
NOW LOOK AT MT THAT'S A REAL WOMAN.
HMM-HMM.
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Pone has habit of falling asleep on your chest
She says it gives her the best rest she's ever had
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>>13518321
Unlike you children, I see the beauty in all things instead of expecting them to conform to narrow standards.
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>>13518326
she also likes worst princess.
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>>13518334
MT PLS
I think she's cute too.
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>>13518342
She's kinda cute. I've got a soft spot for indipendent black girls that need to man.
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>>13518321
>Implying I don't want to fuck Anon
>Implying there aren't plenty of attractive anons in our numbers
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>>13518340
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. You're standing on a ground that is too high.
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>reduced risk of cancer
>fewer awkward erections
>no more pining over deflated love life
Why haven't you been castrated yet, MLPG?
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>>13518338
Then she's welcome to do it as often as she likes
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>>13518352
Because I really like sex
And my balls
And my testosterone
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>>13518352
I kinda want children
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>>13518352
I kinda like orgasms.
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Why is Rarity such a slut?
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>>13518352
testosterone feels great.
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>>13518358
What the fuck man
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>>13518366
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>>13518366
it's her character. Dunno. Why is fluttershy so shy?
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>>13518377
Sorry dude
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>>13518380
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>>13518377
come on bro. it's not that she's into kids
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>>13518230
But I would never want to break her heart

And I would inevitably break my own heart in the process, too
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>>13518364
You can still cum.
I think.
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>>13518380
She got molested as a filly
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>>13518394
That's a nice headcanon.
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>>13518391
But what's the point without libido?
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>>13518400
Lots of people who were castrated when young killed themselves because they couldn't feel orgasms anymore.
It's THAT bad.
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>Pinkie was raped
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>>13518396
Who would even waste their time with her?
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>>13518407
don't be silly. She's naturally happy.
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>>13518407
You can not rape Pinkie
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>>13518413
Not anymore...
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>>13518406
Wow, that sucks
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>>13518407
Can't rape the willing, that\s what she gets for hanging around all those donkeys.
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You should die.
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>>13518358
rapist
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>>13518425
One dat at a time.
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>>13518425
I really wish I would
I'd be so much better
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>>13518429
*day
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>>13518407

>implying she isn't the one raping
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>>13518425

Nah
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>>13518406
>tfw you never orgasm, just ejaculate
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>>13518440
Science is already working on a chip that can be implanted into the spinal cord that can trigger orgasms at the push of a button. It's probably already finished too.
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>>13518416
do it, Celestia.
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>>13518416
>Tempting dieting women into indulging themselves

The unfest
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I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself until pones return to me.
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>>13518416
Look at how scrawny your legs are, you're practically starving, you need that cake!
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>>13518472
She needs to squat more
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>>13518467
It's like 10 weeks dude, we're all going to make it.
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>>13518481
What if it gets pushed back?
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>>13518425
I'll die eventually.
Today, I LIVE!
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>>13518481
I will almost definitely died of terminal, chronic depression by then.
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>>13518484
>>13518500
youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
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>>13518507
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0MMDtd-Xbk
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>>13518453
oh wow.
Think about the twilight rape dungeon.
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>>13518513
Oh my GOD
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>>13518507
Nah.
By the way you're a bitch for ruining AJ's barn.
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>>13518515
>implying Twilight needs a dungeon
>implying she doesn't just mindrape you in public
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>>13518524
WHAT IS THIS UNF
IT'S VERY UNFY
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>>13518522
This is my fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHsQeHAI4Tg
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>>13518539
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>>13518539
catchy.
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>>13518523
She was just cheering up her friend by painting a giant portrait of herself on the Apple family barn, why are you so upset Anon?
>>13518536
Trollestia5k please.
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>>13518539
>twilight please let this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads
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>>13518524

>walking through grocery store
>buying up some things for dinner
>suddenly feel body get very hot
>feel something sliding into pants and across dick
>fall to knees as wave of orgasm overtakes me
>people start to watch, looking on with a mix of disgust and concern
>peeking out from the corner of one of the aisles
>Twilight
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>>13518545
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>>13518524
>Implying she mindrapes you
>Implying she doesn't mindrape everyone in the area into not seeing her rape you
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>>13518559
That's really hot
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>>13518539
>>13518545
>>13518546
>>13518555
Fucking 90's catchy Eurobeat trash.
>>
We doing songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KlutxtbQ_4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoB543m9Zzw

SLOGANS THAT STICK!
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I'm loving this new embed feature.
Thank you moot.
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>>13518551
>at work
>business as usual
>suddenly start cumming
>no stimulation
>Twilight's just triggering the nerves in your brain that cause orgasm
>she does it over and over again
>you barely manage to get to the bathroom, cumming uncontrollably
>eventually pass out from the intense orgasms
>she keeps doing it to your unconscious body
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>>13518582
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>>13518582
>tfw no friends to wear "hey I'm grump" "I'm not so grump" shirts together
Life is suffering.
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>>13518589
what embed feature?
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>>13518589
4chan Media Player is better because it creates a window in the thread that stays when you scroll, and can create a playlist.
http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
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>>13518592
Man, this is great
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>>13518603
This. Sorry for png.
>>13518608
Thanks!
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>>13518595
>tfw friend to wear shirts with.
at least your life isn't as shit as mine anon
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>>13518622
Oh I see!
>>
Wait a fucking minute, jontron is 22?
holy fucking shit I'm 20 and I'm wasting my life.
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>>13518622
It also does [embedded music].
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>>13518608
>tfw Youtube (and any form of streaming) crashes your internet on your PC only so you'll never be able to use this
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>>13518631
I'm 27. What's your point?
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>>13518624
but you have friends, what more do you want?
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>>13518639
GODDAMNIT ANON WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
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>>13518646
It's too late.
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>>13518639
>>13518646
I'm 29.
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Best pegasus
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>>13518656
>>13518646
>>13518639
We can still do it anon, together! turn off the computer and go outside!
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>>13518666
Worse that Fluttershy, which isn't even possible.
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I'm 19 and I'm going to kill myself
How did you people manage so far while being so pathetic?
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>>13518681
Because I realized after a few attempts that killing myself is boring.
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>>13518681
by not being pathetic. And slapping myself everytime I thought something in those lines.
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>>13518674
Even though I shit up MLPG with my random shitposting on an almost daily basis, I still lead a very active healthy lifestyle.
>>
>your fathers married when they were in their 20's
>you're discussing a cartoon for little girls on the internet
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>>13518674
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOksW_NabEk
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>>13518699
Bcs, please. Nothing in you is healthy.
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>>13518699
Mental health still counts as health
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>>13518708
I'LL ONLY LIVE 28 THOUSAND DAYS?

THAT'S INSANE I WANT A REFOUND
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>>13518712
>Bcs
Yes! Another check-mark for people I've been mistaken for crossed off the list!
>>13518716
I've come to terms with this.
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>>13518674
>Jon and Arin got famous mainly by doing nerd shit in front of a computer
>you can be just like them by going outside
I don't follow. This clearly means I need to play more video games.
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>>13518708
I don't believe this.
I don't want to believe this.
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I'd go outside if I had friends

I'd have friends if I went outside
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>>13518723
>tfw only 28 thousand days
That settles it. I'm going to stop sleeping and working.
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>>13518747
That is going to... give you only 7 days.
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>>13518733
Life is going to happen. You can't stop it, only steer it a bit.
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>>13518756
I don't want to die. I've spent too much time of my life living, I'm not accustomed to not living.
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>>13518341
you wanna fuckin go
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaKhKho8us
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>>13518765
BRING IT ON HAIRY ARMS
CADENCE IS WORST PRINCESS, CELESTIA BEST PRINCESS
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I've got 185 days
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>>13518763
Everybody dies. Why be scared of something that's going to happen no matter what you do? Better come to terms with it because if you don't, the fear of death is going to hinder your life.
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>>13518782
The fear of death prevents people from doing stupid things
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>>13518777
Celestia can't even beat a bug
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>>13518745
Sounds like a bad circle. Break it.
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>>13518772
/fit/ please, this is far from motivating.
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>>13518782
The onyl reason we have to die is because earth would be overpopulated if we didn't.
We could live forever in cryo-chambers and virtual reality if we could make those things together.
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>>13518787
Your princess isn't even a princess, she's just a fucking unicorn with wing implants. My princess is ove a thousand years old and can raise a body the mass of billions the size of earth.
Beat that.
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>>13518790
He's so flabby
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>>13518786
Having a healthy respect for it is a needed thing, but to let the fear control your life is cowardice.
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>>13518787
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>>13518787
If cadence hadn't existed, cheeselegs couldn't have used her and SA's love to defeat celestia

Checkmate, fedoras
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>>13517231
Misfiled a book. In a big way.
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>>13518790
B-But it's best drawfag.
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>>13518811
Luna is best pony princess.
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>>13518798
>>13518812
>
>>13518811
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>>13518827
>best brony princess
fixed that for you.
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>>13518826
sir is top notch, I love his /fit/ comics.
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>>13518779
>Deciding to kill yourself more than 6 months in advance

If actually do it it's probably for the best at that point
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>>13518839
>>13518826
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>>13518839
true dat.
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>>13518779
How old are you?
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>>13518826
I understand the whole strength thing
But massive thighs are so ugly
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>>13518852
>this was done before /fit/ realized Zyzz was just on lot'sa steroids
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>>13518849
but showdestroyerprincess and merchprincess are the same princesses. That's because cuntdance isn't even a princess.
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>>13518858
Too old
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Would Twilight attempt to make up for lost "reading day" day-drinking time?
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>image resolution too big
Fuck you 4chan

http://i.imgur.com/pA5OrVF.jpg

Left side lewd, right side sadlestia
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Whats new today?

>>13518877
Most likely not.
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If Fluttershy's home were foreclosed upon, who would she live with? Rarity?
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>>13518828
shit motherfucka
it's on
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>>13518879
>jpg
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARTIFACTS
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>>13518896
>>13518891
Sorry, imgurs fault

http://sadpanda.us/images/1836224-0Z96CNN.png
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
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>>13518898
>tfw I was in that
Here, this might help.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>13518910
>If you don't know or can't figure out what the name means, you don't need this script. If your name is sentenal, you do.
Thank Anon, y-you too
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>>13518898
Great job anon. Saved.
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>>13518892
Fluttershy will go back to Cloudsdale (the finale show us this when she cannot become Pinkie) or live with the woodland critters.
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>>13518877
>>13518890
If you convinced her it's what "real students" do or did as part of a "complete college experience", you might wrangle it out of her for Homecoming, but

That's only going to work once
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>>13518892
She'd walk into the Everfree and sit under a tree until she died from dehydration

Her little house is all she's got
She forces herself to be friendly
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>>13518910
I was in that too!
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>>13518860
You get used to it after a while. You just have to keep them kinda proportional and not go full t-rex mode
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>>13518898
> all pictures have the same filename
What?
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You don't actually have no friends, do you?
You're just exaggerating right?
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>>13518953
I-
I have three friends back home.
It's keeping them that is hard.
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>>13518925
/)
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>>13518953
If you can call them friends. I prefer to call them leaches.
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>>13518898
>lewd
goes on for tens of posts
>sad
goes on for 9 posts or something.

Mlpg. Pls.
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>>13518970
>leaches
it's Leeches,you dump idiot.
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>>13518971
Wow, you mean people like stuff that makes them happy more than stuff that makes them sad?
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>>13518953
...internet friends?
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>>13518978
But feels are good. Feels make you alive. Lewd is just for sexual.
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>>13518985
Arousal is a positive emotion, sadness is a negative one
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Have you finished those projects?
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>>13518953
I d-don't have friends because I chose not to
I chose that I don't deserve them and that it'd be easier on them when I eventually kill myself

That's better than having no friends because no-one likes you, right?
They probably don't like me anyway
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>>13518983
No, That's final. Internet friends are not real friends.
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>>13518944
Guess Anon had filenames which would have given away who he is and thus just edited them all to the same one.
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>>13518977
Those are my friends you're talking about mate, best mind your tongue about them.
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>>13518992
But one is in-character the other is not.
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>>13519001
Arousal is a positive emotion, sadness is a negative one
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>>13519000
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>>13518995
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>>13519006
Being in character is a positive thing, being out of character is a negative one.
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>>13519012
Nigga that's like reverse sour grapes
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>>13519001
They were both pretty out of character to be honest.
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>>13519025
yeah.
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>>13518993
I've stopped doing projects for almost two months now. I thought it would make me happy, but all it did was make me comfortable with nothingness. Stagnation is a bitch with Stockholm syndrome.
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>>13518953
I have a fairly close group of male and female friends. It's a shame that I don't get to see them as much as I used to.
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>>13519016
One is cheap waifufaggotry, one is cheap masturbation material
Both are completely out of character
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>>13518993
I finished the coloring works for my job this week. Also finishing some mlp related stuff for later.
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>>13519043
Celestquest is In character at least.
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shut up

post horses
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>>13519049
Okay
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>>13518953
I have a really close group that I trust my life with that's pretty much going to be solid forever. The problem is that I've gone through this self hatred phase and all friends who aren't in that circle floated off. I didn't know how much I needed different flavors of friends until I had none. Now I have to win them back and fill in the gaps.
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>tfw Friday night is coming to an end
>tfw wasn't invited out
>tfw didn't go anywhere or do anything enjoyable
>tfw didn't even drink enough to be happy
>tfw had enough to make me sadder and sleepy
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>>13519031
>>13519025
>>13519001
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>>13519049
LK will never stream again.
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>>13519049
shut up
and post with me
come on uh-huh and post with me
shut up
and post with me
come on uh huh and post with me
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>>13519069
that's because you're a princess now
you gotta do princess things
like rule the land with an iron fist
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>>13519043
I'm scared that anything I write is going to be OOC and be shit.
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>>13519073
thanks anon.
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>>13519069
Going out every friday must be some kind of modern form of torture
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>>13519069
>mfw pool party tonight
>free food and drinks

its gonna be slammin yo
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>>13519080
MLP characters aren't exactly complex and multifaceted, unless you're mentally retarded you really can't fuck up too badly
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>>13519088
Never going out is a much better form
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>>13519088
It must seem that way to somebody who never gets out
>>
The first few times I jerked it to ponies I came really hard, the novelty is wearing off now. Hopefully when S4 comes out there'll be a new flood of fics and porn
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>>13519069
You gotta make your own fun sometimes.

People can taste desperation and flee it. Go out, see a show, check out museums, have something in hand to talk about on Monday.
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>>13519105
Between school and internships I need my friday nights to relax, not to party
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>>13519106
>wanting fanfiction
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>>13519097
>have something in hand to talk about on Monday.
with who?
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this is my favorite pony butt
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>>13519111
Ouch, anon.
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>>13519110
I prefer fics to pictures, always found them a lot hotter. Using your imagination for fap material is superior.
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>>13519115
you have very bad taste.
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/v/'s going crazy over this shit.
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>>13519122
I find the best fap stuff is when something surprises you. A fic can do that better than a picture.
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>>13519127
m8 i will mash u up wee bloody cunt
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>>13519115
I can never look past those weird pointy back 'elbows'
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Perhaps Shadows later.
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>>13519131
/v/ going crazy?
What a shocker.
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>>13519136
Over the internet? I sincerely doubt that.
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>>13519115

>shining pls
You're a horse.
Horses aren't allowed to use the internet.
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>>13519133
Yeah, when you get a pleasant surprise that's the best.
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>>13519131
I just read it on /v/
Honestly I laughed a bit.
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>>13519131
Hilarious.
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>>13519131
Heh.
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>>13519127
It's a pretty sexy pony butt if you as me.
I mean it's no Luna butt, but it's pretty good.
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>>13519156
Meh. everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
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>>13519131
As they should - Zimmerman didn't shoot a random blck guy, but soemone who physically assaulted him who happened to be black
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>>13519147
I think that's true about life. If there were no surprises and you had life your way, it would be very boring. You'd become god.
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>>13519131
Doesn't make the Escapist magazine any better.
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>>13519156
moonbutt is pretty good, my in my personal opinion Celestia has the best butt for sexual
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What is the best approximation for "bed head" among Equestrians?

(Hard mode: Barring Twilight waking up with a frizzled mane in Bridle Gossip)
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I crave human interaction but actively avoid it

Post your favourite ship and lament the fact that you'll never have a relationship that ever approaches it
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>>13519178
Really that's the only thing that didn't made me smile there.
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>>13519190
where twilight?
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>>13519131
Son zone?
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>>13519131
>throwing away your twilight plushie
>in any situation
71 picohitlers!
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>>13519192
All of them. Their mane are always large and long.
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>>13519197
twilight's not a princess,silly.
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>>13519197
giving me a sloppy blowjob
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>>13519192
Twilight's ma-
>(Hard mode: Barring Twilight waking up with a frizzled mane in Bridle Gossip)
Well you can suck my sweaty balls
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>>13519131
>Beta just throws away his $600 waifu plushie to shoot some black dude

Totally reversed priorities, there.
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>>13519195
True. But I avoid it because I'm extremely afraid of people my age.
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>>13519025
>>13519031
>>13519043
Sorry.
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>>13519232
don't worry dude, it was decent.
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>>13519190
>>13519197
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>>13519226
You would not avoid them if they are ponies.
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>>13519237
Celestia has a strong back
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>>13519237
>nobody will ever finisht that drawing
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>>13519237
0/10.
Apply right the fuck now.
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>>13519244
Ponies are light but stronk
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>>13519242
Of course.

Sometimes I wonder waht will happen when I'll become thirtysomething. Will I be afraid of people that are my age or just teens?
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>>13519074
Jesus christ that picture is old. And I never said I wouldn't.
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>>13519222
S-sorry, Anon

>>13519211
> they all have bed head
So you mean Rarity just arises looking like that? Golly damn.
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>>13519237
Twilight = purplest butt
Cadence = perkiest butt
Moonhorse = most balanced butt
Celestia = most sexual butt
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>>13519195
bleh
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>>13519237
woop woop
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Okay choose
Derpy's ass heading towards you at terminal velocity
Or
Being in Eqeustria but never allowed to interact with any race, Only wild animals who most likely will kill you.
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>>13519264
but which one is the tightest?
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>>13519277
>Get disintegrated
>Get killed by wild animals
Gee.
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>>13519263
Rarity wakes up with her mane like normal as seen in Reading Rainbow and Sisterhooves Social.
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>>13519277
>certain death
>prolonged, certain death

I'll take the mystery box I guess?
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>>13519277
A
Was planning on killing myself anyway
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>>13519277
Derpy's ass.

At least I will know happiness for the split second between contact and death.
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>>13519277
Derpy at terminal velocity on Kerbin
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Relationships on the horse show and other sitcoms always seem better than real life relationships because there is never any over-hanging, persistent awkwardness or frustration or hostility between individual characters. There's conflict between parties, sure, but everything is wrapped up nicely and nobody ever gets directly or indirectly ostracized/sidelined from the group for more than a couple days.

Real life relationships are not like this.

Also I like Squigglekicker.
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>>13519277
mystery box pls
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>>13519277
A

Unf.
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>>13519262
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>>13519277
I'll take the butt.
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>>13519279
Okay.
What do you wanna do?
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>>13519291
>everything regardless of mass volume and aerodynamic shape slows down to 100m/s before impact
gg squad
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>>13519296
>>13519286
Mystery box is Sweetie's ass on top of Derpy's ass hitting you at terminal velocity
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>>13519277
Mistery box.
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>tfw moonhorse will never invade your dreams and give you a footjob

http://i.imgur.com/JmcFdt9.jpg
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>>13519312
I want the other mistery box.
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>>13519313
>
>>13519312
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>>13519318
I'd rather she screamed at my dick
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>>13519318
That's not a horse at all
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>>13519318
thank god.
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>>13519318
before I click that picture, was it drawn by sunnysundown?
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>>13519318
>Gilda will never murder you with a hatchet
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>>13519279
Well seeing how I'm not allowed in the Griffon kingdom anymore thus can't go with Rarity I guess so.

Wanna play some board games?
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>>13519278
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>>13519318
Eww, she looks like a robot.
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>>13519319
Rarity and Twilight stabbing you multiple times with their horns
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>>13519325
yeah, pretty sure
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>>13519307
Reaffirm my life choices and give me the illusion of affection and concern
My friends have been 'busy' for weeks
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http://i.imgur.com/lih6MqC.png

I might.
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>>13519334
No she doesn't, that would be kinda hot, this is just weird
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>>13519335
THIS GAME IS SHIT, I WANT GG.
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>>13519338
When will people finally stop making EG porn?
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>>13519335
I'd be worried getting a blowjob from a unicorn, because that horn would be dangerously close to your boner
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>>13519336
I knew it
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>>13519277
A.
If I fail to dodge it I can at least die with the knowledge that I tried
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>>13519337
aww. come here you stupid horse.
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>>13519341
IT'S SHIT BECAUSE THERE WAS NEVER A MYSTERY BOX
FUCK YOU
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>>13519337
sorry, I can't do illusions and I'm awful at life choices too

Would you rather drink until we forget our problems or smoke pot until we forget our problems?
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>>13519337
i have mario kart, would that work?
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>>13519353
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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>>13517231
Can she at least take her shoes off? And not stomp on my dick like that?
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>>13519339
>Robotic horses will never cross the uncanny valley in your life time.
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>>13519363
WELL GEE WIZ
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE ADOPTED. OH WAIT YOU ARE
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>>13519337
Let's watch this, maybe it'll help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWVElQ6NfcE
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>>13519366
>
>>13519318
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>>13519345
never
deal with it, nerd
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>>13519366
Doctor Caramel isn't wearing any shoes and he's going to stomp your dick just like that

also, he prefers masculine pronouns
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>>13519366
Second, footjobs are best with bare feet so she can knead your dick in between her toes
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>>13519337
>No job
>No education
>Not married
>Probably lives off the state
>Best friend is an abusive rabbit
Ssssure I can help reaffirm your life choices...
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13519379
I actually dislike footjobs.
But if she had some silky stockings on I guess I could live with one
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Oh hey, Knighty actually did a good job on the EqD redesign
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>>13519318
fuck I love princess femdom
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>>13519391
step up
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>>13519384
She's like 20 years old, why the fuck would she be married
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I never got the appeal of footjobs but I guess we all get a kick outta something.
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>>13519327
>you will never play Agricola with AJ
>you will never play Puerto Rico with Rarity
>you will never play Settlers with Celestia
>you will never play Power Grid with RD
>you will never play Dominion with TS
>you will never play 7 Wonders with FS
>you will never play Ticket to Ride with the mayor
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>>13519397
>implying

shame for the fursonas there.
>>
ropes of cum seeping from pony's stretched ponut
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>>13519396
Stockings and pantyhose feel so nice, it's like an angel caressing your skin
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>>13519400
11 year olds can get married, so what?
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>>13519400
yeah, she's got at least 980 years ahead of her if she _doesn't_ become an alicorn
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>>13519397
The banner is fucking ugly though even the 3D effect is nice

And I'm kinda missing the "filter bullshit" option.
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>>13519409
They can, doesn't mean it's a good idea
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>>13519397
>Knighty
>EqD
u w8 m8?
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>>13519415
He's friends, presumably in the loose sense of the word, with Seth
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Stop giving me a boner at 11 in the morning, this is way too early.
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>>13519400
She's got nothing else going for her. All her friends either have a good education, a job, or marketable skills. The most she could be is a housewife
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>>13519406
>you will never have a stretched ponut
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>>13519407
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>>13519419
>something clever about member numbers
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>>13519419
>one member
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>>13519423
She can talk to animals
I'd say that skill would be pretty marketable if she didn't have severe autism
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>>13519413
Banner's not knighty's doing, though
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>>13519421
its never too early for a boner
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>>13519430
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>>13519436
I know, I just wanted to mention that it kinda kills the overall look.
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>>13519400
>tfw 21 and a girl I played tennis with in high school is married
It weirds me the flip out.
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>>13519430
>>13519433
heh.
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>>13519440
You think that'll stop anybody?
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>>13519421
no
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>>13519438
Oh wow. language evolution is always so amusing.
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>>13519399
This is like watching someone play IRL cookie clicker with pony merch
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>>13519453
Half that picture destroys all boners.
Bet'cha can't figure out which.
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>>13519453
That is fucking hot.
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>>13519459
Is it Twilight? I bet it's twilight.
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>>13519459
I bet its Celestia
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>>13519459
the right half?
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>>13519456
DID YOU SAY COOKIE CLICKER

YOU SAID COOKIE CLICKER
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>>13519470
You win a cookie, anon.
Congrats.
the cookie is poisoned
by the way you're wrong
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>>13519476
Thanks Anon.
Maybe in death I can finally be with her
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>>13519483
Oh, stop being a big baby.
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>>13519472
Nobody said Cookie Clicker, anon. Go back to your rehab center
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>>13519496
(\
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Pony knows its friday
pony knows you ain't got shit to do
pony knows you don't smoke weed, but pony is about to get you high
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Great news everybody
Applejack and Fluttershy are being removed from the show.
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>>13519510
Fuck, Dash is staying?
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>>13519510
but I like this ponies
I don't want them to be removed from the show
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>>13519494
I can't. I lost all hope long ago.
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>>13519509
That doesnt rhyme!
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>>13519509
thanks, pony
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>>13519510
pls remove rainbow cunt.
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>>13519514
Too bad

>>13519512
Yes

>>13519519
Celestia removed
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Great news everybody
Everyone except for Twilight are getting removed from the show.
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>>13519131
>zimmerman mode
I think that's kind of in poor taste...
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>>13519530
But that has already happened
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>>13519532
So is the rest of that
>wow entitled white males so awful
The bit about facts is the most ironic thing
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>>13519518
pony apologizes and offers to introduce you to zecora if rhymes are so important to you

>>13519518
pony's just looking out for you
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show me pissed off Applejack , i dare you!
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>>13519548
no, fuck off pony
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>>13519551
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>>13519551
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>>13519557
After 10 years I can't understand this picture.
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>>13519561
She mad as fuck, whats else is there to understand?
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so that luna cover is a mirror to the celestia cover
cadance is on both
will there be a cadance micro
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>>13519561
Ponka and Dash played a joke on her and she's now mad, I don't think there's much more to this
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>>13519574
we had a Shining Armor micro
I don't see why not
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>>13519574
The main series is about to have a 2-parter about Cadence and SA, so hopefully no
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>>13519574
Cadance already gets an arc in the regular comic, doesn't she?
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>>13519546
>offensive to white male
boo fucking hoo.
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>>13519510
>>13519530
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>>13519599
Good news, everyone!

I'm a horse's butt.
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>>13519548
Pony's good with me and I'll be good for pony.
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>>13519589
I don't care at all, but the fact that the comic is about white males being offensive to everyone just by existing does make that matter.
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>>13519527
>celestia removed
SHOW DROPPED
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>>13519587
It seems to be more about Shining Armor, but I guess we only have a small part of the preview so far.
>>13519581
It's not a micro, it's a 2-part arc in the main comic.
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>can't log into scrolls

MOJANG
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>>13519648
I haven't played Scrolls in like 2 months
Did they add that black deck yet?
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I could totally imagine Celestias bedchamber looking somewhat like this.
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>>13519654
Yes, and it's fun as shit.
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>>13519648
>playing scrolls
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>>13519654
Broken
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>>13519660
Neat
Might have to start it up again soon
>>13519674
I'll look forward to breaking it further
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>>13519682
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TODAY IS THE DAY I GET SHIT DONE!
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>>13519697
Too bad Pinkie, there's only one thing that could cheer me up and it will never happen. Sorry.
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>>13519710
okay buddy
you can come back tomorrow and tell us of all your accomplishments
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>>13519704
Pffft
That is hilarious, wow
Are they going to tone it down at all?
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ASL?
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>>13519728
22/mare/cloudsdale
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>>13519728
95,101/alicorn/canterlot
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>>13519728
Whatever you want/ whatever you want/ wherever you want
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>>13519728
8/m/ponyville
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>>13519745
changelings pls go
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>>13519745
Lyra, please.
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>>13519728
Alabama State Landfill?
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>>13519728
1251/female/canterlot palace
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>>13519720
Nope, it's what Decay is based on, killing your own stuff.
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>>13519745
Discord pls
pls
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you mean mojansg made something that isn't shit?

This scrolls seems seems pretty neat.
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>>13519728
12/f/japan
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>>13519771
>12
Aren't you a little too old for ponies?
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>>13519748
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>>13519728
16 f cali
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>>13519735
alicorn isn't a sex
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>>13519792
Yes it is.
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>>13519792
Maybe not for you, virgin.
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>>13519735
Celestia pls respond
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>>13519769
The only thing is you need to already like TCGs and strategy games.
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>>13519792
count it as "both"
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>>13519769
It's like a combination between MtG and chess sort of
Unit placement and movement is just as important as deck building
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>>13519803
Make it quick.
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>>13519802
OOOH
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>>13519815
you're a great person and I would love to date you.
>>
TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAS A FAT ASS
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>>13519798
>>13519802
>>13519807
I'm the royal physician. The Princesses do not possess anything but female genitalia.
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>>13519805
you mean it's not like MTG?
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>>13519829
Yeah, right. Give me your ID.
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>>13519827
YEAH, SHE SITS ON IT ALL DAY DOING JACKSHIT
WHAT A wonderful thing to knead and nibble.
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>>13519826
Thank you, but being royalty doesn't leave any time for romance.
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>>13519829
And I'm the royal harem and you're full of shit
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>>13519849
oh you're telling me you can't find a place in your busy schedule for someone else? That can't be true.
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>>13519850
>tfw wait-listed
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>>13519849
Thanks that you took the time to respond anyway.
Farewell, Snow White, I will never forget you.
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>>13519857
Try being a god-given-duty monarch for a day, and we'll see how you end up. Raising the Sun isn't a particularly easy job.
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>>13519872
Show me the rope.
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>>13519836
Not in the sense that it's not a straight up card game.

It's like a combination of a TCG and a board game. Creatures can move around, and they have a "countdown" to when they attack.
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>>13519872
Discord did it without even trying.
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>>13519872
...just five minutes?
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>>13519864
Oh dear, if what you're insinuating is true, that's awful. Surely, that must be in jest.
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>>13519876
Hmm. I'm less intrigued.
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>>13519890
Yeah, that happens.

Too bad they don't have a way to just try it out without buying it.
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>>13519883
Five minutes could be spared, but then I would have to go without a stall visit for the rest of the day.

>>13519882
'tis all just rumors.

>>13519875
I'm afraid doing so would require many hours to carry out. Too many hours that I cannot spare.
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>>13519876
>44 attack

God damn
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>>13519898
a...stall visit?
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>>13519884
>tfw Celestia would even make me feel bad about ending my suffering
Can't win here, either I live a lonely life and she's forgotten me by today or end it and she will look down on me forever.
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>>13519898

Stop abusing spoilers and get this shit to the sub faggots
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>>13519876
Of which game is it a direct plagiarism?

Or was Notch not involved with development?
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>>13519915
She'll only look down on you because you didn't let her participate
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>>13519920
Stop not liking what I like
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>>13519913
Going to the restroom.

>>13519915
There's no-one to look down upon. Unnecessary loss is simply just sad.
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>>13519924
well, it's a turn-based chess MTG.
that's your answer.
And it's probably coded in java.
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>>13519924
No game that I know of.

Some of the designs look ripped though
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>>13519924
http://www.ironcladtactics.com/
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>>13519946
>implying I couldn't be her living toilet
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>>13519946
Well thanks Anon, now I feel awful.
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>>13519948
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>>13519959
That's disgusting and unhealthy. Nopony would ever do such a thing.

>>13519961
Sorry, it's just how I feel about it.
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I don't like this celestia, bring me the EA one.
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Isn't spoiler abuse bannable?
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Princess Celestia fully supports your right to self-terminate
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>>13519974
Why the fuck would it be?
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>>13519981
Probably because someone got frustrated over some black lines.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/zlOHJPN.jpg

unf sleep molestation
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>>13519991
>futa
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>>13519974
only if you're using it to hide pornography
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>>13519991
Why do I get so needlessly angry whenever I see Lamar's OC
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>>13519966
Time to live a lonely life then, forgotten by the only being I loved.
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>>13520016
Because you're an autist?
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>>13519991
How the hell would you even stay asleep when another person is bouncing on your dick?
I can't even have another person enter the room without waking up.
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>>13520022
That's just foolish. Instead of setting heights that even you think you cannot accomplish, why not aim for a lower target? A cute girl, maybe. Or a degree in robotics so you can make your own.
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Question: Do they use the term "horses" in the show/comics? And if so, is it an insult?
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>>13520016
>Lamar's OC

It's not, though.
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>>13520043
Yes, they use the term, but not as an insult.
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>>13520045
>loves deepthroating her sister's penis
You know there's some sentences that just make you stop and realize how retarded they are.
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>>13520035
Lots of practice.
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>>13520041
Because you don't get to choose on this one, the bar sets itself.
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>>13520061
http://i.imgur.com/PNSaaYz.png
But it's still true.
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>klondike plays SS13
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>>13520061
You mean your sister doesn't have a penis? Weird.
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>>13520045
>loves deepthroating her sister's penis
It's like he comes here.
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>>13520069
Why would that be?
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I want Prince Blueblood's dick

what do
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>>13520108
And I want anon's dick.

So what?
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>>13520108
Buy a white Chance?
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>>13520129
Why would you want Anon's dick?
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>>13520135
Why would you want Prince Blueblood's dick?
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>>13520102
It's not like I willingly chose to fall in love with a character I can never have a relationship with.
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>>13520141
I don't, that was someone else. Stop avoiding the question.
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>>13520141
because it's huge and pink and I want it inside me
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>>13520088
>playing anything on the BYOND engine
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>>13520149
I don't, either.
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>>13520147
Was it because she's very cute and large and MOTHERLY?
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>>13520178
If you want to summarize calm, understanding and loving as motherly, yeah, I guess.
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In a fuck competition, who would win? Discord or Celestia? Rarity's the judge of honor, so she can't participate this time.
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>>13520185
Tell me about this 'affection', young fellow. Why, exactly, do you find her attractive?
>>
The worst feeling in the world is someone ruining your edging session by walking in on you
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>>13520214
>not finishing on their face
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>>13520214
>he doesn't live alone
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>>13520178
Why does MLPG have such an obsession with fucking mothers
This is starting to creep me out
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>>13520208
Freud, pls. Go rub dicks with you mother's penis envy.
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>>13520214
I can think of one even worse

>someone ruining your edging session by walking in on you right before you cum on a plushie
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>>13520226
pretty sure that's just another one of anon's ruses
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>>13520208
I'm pretty sure wanting a partner who's relaxed, will try to understand me and loves me doesn't mean that I want to fuck my mom.
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>>13520232
Can you edit that to be Fluttershy?

And change the batman logo to a heart?
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>>13520227
I am already doing that.
Now, please, explain your current romantic state.
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>>13520253
why?
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>>13520226
Because according to Anon, everyone who doesn't just want a nymphomaniac slut has mother issues.
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>>13520262
what if I want to be a nymphomaniac slut
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>>13520269
Then you fit perfectly into MLPG.
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>>13520259
n-no reason
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>>13520282
ffuck off futafag
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Fluttershy enjoys death metal and ocasionally hiphop
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>>13520255
Well, doc, I was thinking about Button's mom and how hot she was, then I was thinking about being Buttons and fucking my mom. This is normal, right?
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>>13520289
>occasionally hip hop
>occasionally

nigga she listens to biggie and nas non-stop
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This tumblr isn't even entertaining, but I can't stop reading it.
It makes me feel funny and I have no idea why.
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>>13520291
>Button will never fuck your mom
>he will never tell you over xbox live
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ROLL FOR PONUT SIZE
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>>13520295
Does she listen to Scarface?
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>>13520291
Yes, it's very normal.
Why exactly would you want to have intercourse with Button's mother?
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>>13520302
you didn't tell me what die so I went with a d100
what does this result mean
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>>13520296
I love that joke with the cutie-mark far more than I should.
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>>13520319
A mare's hoof
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http://mlpg.co/v/res/1447.html

If anyone is interested in playing LoL with MLPG
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>>13520331
No, go play your terrible games to /vg/.
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>>13520319
You don't play hide the sausage. You play hide the watermelon.
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>>13520316
It's not just her ass that I find hot. She's also a great mom. My mother used to touch my penis a lot in the bath, but she'd flick it if I got a boner. I don't think Button's mom would do that and she'd just let me have the boner. I find that extremely hot for some reason.

Also she's got a charming, caring personality.
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>>13520319
Would you get perks so pony can climb in your ass?
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>>13520331
>LoL
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>>13520302
What happens if I roll a natural 20
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>>13520357
Don't sit on any barstools.
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>>13520351
I see, I see...
I can relate to that.

So, how was your mother?
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>>13520351
>My mother used to touch my penis a lot in the bath, but she'd flick it if I got a boner.
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>>13520341
>hide the watermelon
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>>13520382
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>>13520389
slow the fuck down
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>>13520369
Amazing. You know, looking back, there were a few times that she'd make me naked wrestle her in bed when dad was overseas. That was always a lot of fun, but I think it eventually made me want to do MILFs 24/7. Again, I think it's normal, but some of my friends give me weird looks when I tell them about these things.
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>>13520382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2__EkjzuY
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sex with sylvia
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>>13520454
I don't know who that is, so I'm going to pretend it's some weird changeling thing and I'm not allowed to resist
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>>13520454
Sex with Wanda
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>>13520494
>"what'cha thinkin' about?"
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>>13520500
thingken of moon
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>>13520469
>>13520454
>>13520451
>>>/co/
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>>13520500
thingken of moon's moons
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>>13520514
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>>13520500
The best princess
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>>13520545
>JJ
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>>13520531
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>>13520554
but I like all the princesses
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>>13520354
A DC check of 80, right?
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HELP, MY CAPTCHA IS FILLED WITH NUMBERS AND PHOTOS OF NUMBERS
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>>13520576
ask for a new one
if you ever have the option enter the number as 99 so google doesn't get to exploit you for free data processing
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>>13520564
Even magucpurplehornsmartbutt?
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>>13520569

If memory serves, it's an escape artist check of around that
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>>13520588
yes
I'm very happy for her and I hope she helps the rest of her friends ascend
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>>13520588
>not liking petitest princess
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>>13520576
>still having captcha
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>>13520605
>paying for browsing 4chan
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>>13520545
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>>13520588
Yeah. All of them. Even Cadance.
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>>13520608
>3 luna moon
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>>13520614
If I had a credit card or asscoins I'd probably get a pass, I hate captchas.
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>>13520608
Source?
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>>13520623
who doesn't like Pinkest Princess?
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>>13520603
But I do.
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>>13520632
I almost forgot how posting without captchas was like.
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>>13520638
A lot of people
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>>13520638
>liking a unicorn with wings implants
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I'd fuck Princess Luna

What kind of fetishes do you think she'd have after spending 1000 years on the moon?
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>>13520614
I have always said Taffymane's prettiness makes up for her lack of personality.
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>>13520625
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>>13520587
Why 99? Surely any random entry'd do just as well.
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>>13520654
IN. IN THE MOON.
SHE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE FUCKING THING
I THOUGHT THAT AFTER 3 YEARS YOU'D KNOW THIS

IN.
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>>13520654
>What kind of fetishes do you think she'd have after spending 1000 years on the moon?
Physical contact with other living beings.
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>>13520652
but that's wrong
it's canon that she was a pegasus that ascended to princesshood after defeating an evil
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>>13520638
Factually wrong
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>>13520668
whatever, pegasus. alright.
you get the point.
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>>13520662
because if you enter 99 and I enter 99 and we convince anyone else to enter 99 there's a very, very, very small chance we'll all get the same prompt, all enter 99 and google will be convinced that one of their numbers is 99 when it isn't
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>>13520654
cuddling
smooching
Hoof holding
snuggling while watching the sunset
picnics under a beautiful starry sky
Anything that allowed her to be close to another living thing
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>>13520616
I feel bad for Kamiya. He makes great games, but they never sell. I'd honestly buy TW101 if I had money (and a Wii U)

He might catch a break if does rumors of MS buying an exclusive Xbone Kamiya directed PG game are true.
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