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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Pizza edition
Previous thread: 13488184
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>>13493320
NICE LINK FAGGOT
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>>13493320
>>>/co/
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#BEEF PIZZA
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Reminder: Moths are your friends.
Moth ponies even more so.
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>>13493324
KILL YOURSELF WITH PIZZA
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>>13493325
>vore
This just makes AJ better
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Keep this thread vanilla and adorable.

Only cute allowed.
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>>13493325
That doesn't seem very sisterly of her.
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>>13493325
Applejack + Applebloom = 16
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who ordered the extra beef in their pizza
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>you'll never date a cute satyr girl
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Tell me something MLPG.

Tell me one of your headcanons.
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>>13493357
bat ponies are their own race
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>>13493345
boring
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>>13493357
Sweetie Belle's spirit animal is the mighty stegosaurus.
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>>13493351
>>13493325
It's Apple Bloom
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>>13493369
Deal with it, faggot.
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I want to suck anon's cock.

Like, 4 at a time
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>>13493375
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>>13493214
I want to fuck a girl that hard that she melts and lets go of all inhibitions.
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>>13493357
Moth ponies act as discrete messengers for Luna.

I'm sorry, I just really like them.
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PINKIE PIE IS GOING TO FUCK YOUR BUTT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP HER
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>>13493356
change that to centaur and you have my boner
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>>13493357
Rarity only sleeps with colts/virgins. She loves taking advantage of inexperienced partners and seeing the look on their faces as she rocks their world
She's likes to mix it up sometimes and adds some young, inexperienced mares/fillies into the mix
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>>13493403
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>>13493357
Scootaloo will only fly when she falls from a cliff, fluttering and gliding at first and then breaking off the curve into the sky on her own power.

Only then will she get her Cutie Mark highlighting her perseverance and strength of will.
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does MLPG have any diaperfags?
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>>13493357
When Rainbow Dash sonic rainbooms it feels better than an orgasm.
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>>13493414
THIS

THIS IS THE BEST THING
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>>13493399
I want Anon to defend his honour and post a photo of his dick with a ruler
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>>13493357
that one tweet from Faust about batponies living in caves in the mountains stuck with me
I keep imagining massive underground cities like Moria or Mithral Hall or some shit
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Would you hang with pony and make things awkward as fuck.
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>>13493414
"They Always Come Early"?
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>>13493411
9MM ASPIRIN BITCH
BANG
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>>13493424
Not really
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>>13493415
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>>13493357
Bat ponies aren't real, just a spell/costume done for Nightmare Night and other events.
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>>13493426
Defend his honor?
It looked good to me.

Good enough to suck a load out of.
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>>13493428
Anon, stop that.

You're being a creepy dick.
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>>13493437
AWFUL
DELETE IT
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>>13493411
Will she be gentle? Will she use lots of lube?
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>>13493445
BUT THAT'S THE POINT
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>>13493449
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I forgot the cutie mark
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>>13493414
>>13493424
If you think it's the best thing, there's a story about it. It gets pretty deep into stink fetish and degradation, but it was pretty well-done.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/75740/they-always-come-early
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>>13493357
Scootaloo will never fly.
There are things some people can't do.
Which is to say, that those who can should check their privilege.
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>>13493477
Make the pizza bigger.
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>>13493345
Cute thread
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>>13493428
>Dash later reported anon for sexual assault and slapped him with a restraining order

You can still hang out with the other five, but you must remain 50 feet away from Dash at all times.
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>>13493412
boner wasn't really what I was going for.
but I'd date a cute centaur girl too.
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>>13493472
unf
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>>13493479
I've read that so many times

I still like it more for the "inexperienced "colt" factor
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>>13493375
that was drawn be swreatshrit right? i remember following him still after he said ponies were beneath him.

>he changed his name
>now he only draws grimdark anime and furry
>crooked trees now has a gf that looks like BCS but with larger boobs
>she is also a gay furry porn artist
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>>13493477
Pizza should be roughly 30% larger
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>>13493487
I already made it bigger, How big do you want it?
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>>13493444
But he made it out that he's bigger than he looks in the picture
I get off to sizes, especially with numbers
And I want to believe there's hung people in MLPG that'll post their dick
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>>13493472
would drink
would eat
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>>13493492
Why would the other five even bother with you after that? Might as well move somewhere else.
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>>13493513
Just BIGGER
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>>13493424
That is the first time anyone has ever said that about my stupid little headcanon which is really just me dumping my /ss/ fetish into places where they don't belong.
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>>13493444
there's still some residual gayness from last thread left
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>>13493510
Yeah, I can appreciate that.
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>>13493427
Canterlot was inspired by a city in LOTR right?

If I remember my lore correctly, that same citty has twin city elsewhere.

I like to imagine that's where luna resides
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>>13493477
add the dick now, and make it bigger.
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>>13493357
Diamond dogs have a vast, literally underground network of tunnels that go on for hundreds if not thousands of miles
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>>13493357
Sugarcube corner is the pony equivalent to a 19050's retro style dinner
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>>13493543
It was based on Gondor
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>>13493357

Off camera ponys are in a constant state of ponying.
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>>13493536
/ss/ is one of my favorite fetishes
It ABSOLUTELY belongs here and needs to be more common
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>>13493543
It's been said to be partially inspired by Minis Tirith, IIRC
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>>13493523
The want to give you the benifit of the doubt, but they still act really weird around you.

No one shows up for movie night anymore.
You never get invited to slumber parties now.
And none of them like being in a room alone with you so they have a weird little buddy system thing going on, which makes things pretty hard since you can't be around Dash at all.
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>>13493357
Pinkie Pie invented sing-alongs in Equestria when she broke the fourth wall in E1-2 with Giggle at the Ghostly
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>>13493511
I wouldn't poke fun of two guys having a relationship just because it didn't work out or one is functionally bi

But I would totally make fun of them for putting this all public on Tumblr. Who the fuck confesses love like that?
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>>13493528
>>13493512
>>13493487
Any bigger and the pony could fit on it.
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>>13493518
Well I get off to big loads, but I wasn't asking him for pics of that
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>>13493357
Magic is like drawing or programing. Any unicorn could learn any spell but it would take years to reach an impressive level so most unicorns just learn some basic frequent use spells along the ones that they have from their cutie mark and don't bother after that
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>>13493569
the only option is subaru
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>>13493581
that's the right size
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>>13493414
>possible Rarity x Rumble

unf
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>>13493581
Oh boy
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>>13493357

Featherweight has a surprisingly powerful singing voice.
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>>13493581
Hmm, Little bigger give it eyes and have informing Vinyl about the dangers of smoking.
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>>13493356
> you'll never be one of the few people in Equestria to understand how awkward it is trying to avoid stepping on regular ponies
> or what it's like to point at something and have them all have to crane just to follow the finger-point
> or having to explain to a tailor why it's so important to you the belts actually hold up weight, not look decorative.
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You guys will fuck anything
http://i.imgur.com/ioxb8Hs.jpg
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>>13493629
Disgusting.
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>>13493629
Sure why not
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>>13493357
Celestia and Discord were once romantically involved in some wayt shape or form

Discord started down a path of darkness and chaos at some point and broke her heart. soon enough he tried to become a tyrant. You know how that part ends
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If the Elements change their forms to match the cutie marks of their current users, why were they a bunch of stones with basic geometrical shapes?

That could only make sense if the last time they were used was during the cave pony era, and given the number of lovecraftian horrors that assail Equestria on a regular basis, that is highly unlikely; either that, or they go into a dormant state when left unused of certain periods of time.
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>>13493629
With consent, my pants tent.
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>>13493629
Shit nigga that a nice looking butthole
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>>13493658
The last users we know of were Celestia and Luna, with Celestia being the last one to wield all of them.
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>>13493677
It's alright
http://i.imgur.com/KG7nimT.jpg
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>>13493677
>You'll never go out on a picnic with Twilight
>You only brought a sandwich for yourself and some wine
>She just sits on her belly and eats grass while reading
>You lay down and rest the back of your head on her back to read
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>>13493577
It was actually pretty adorable at the time. Considering how much they both loved and used tumblr, it might as well have been in person.
I would never in my life confess love over tumblr, but it seemed to work then.
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>>13493657
welp.
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>>13493703
> this is how Equestrians look after entering Earth's Reality
> You decide very quickly AiE sounds better than PoE
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>>13493629
>>13493703
Needs winking gif to excuse the meh art.
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>>13493629
true, but that picture is disgusting. i would still fuck but i think its disgusting.
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>>13493657
Why are you bored, Scarfdog?
I thought you liked perilous adventure!
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>>13493726
>filename
so true
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>>13493726
OH COME ON
DELETE POST, REPOST, CONTINUE
or just bullshit it in narrative when you forget the photo
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>>13493357
Ponies have canine teeths and are capable of eating meat in small proportions. They get their protein and energy through eggs and grains but small animals like chickens and rabbits are fair game to them.
Gryphon eat ponies back then, so do diamond dogs.
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>>13493518
>>13493585
You guys are weird
I might do both next week
on /unf/ though
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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FAPFICS FUCK

CAN BE HUMANIZED OR PONY
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>>13493751
I've had stranger boners.
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Pony wants you to take her on a joyride in an M1 Abrams MBT
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beep beep beep beep beep
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>>13493764
Secret Rites by darf is unf
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>You will never be transported to a strange land
>You will never spend an entire day walking and searching for where you are
>You will never come over a hill and see this
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>>13493764
Just so we're clear, like futa/notfuta, any shipping, what kinds of pairings? We're almost lousy with this shit.
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>>13493764
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/89706/between-a-rock-and-a-hard-thing
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>>13493726
That image accurately describes me coming up with story/comic ideas.
It'll happen when I try and make a quest, I know it.
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>>13493775
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>>13493773
why not something a little more awesome
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>>13493751
What's weird about liking to see the aftermath of a really good fap?

I know how great it feels for me to cum a big load, and it's really hot knowing someone else felt that good.
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>>13493781
>and then wake up
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>>13493618
>>13493611
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, SHE'S JUST ENJOYING A CARROT
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>>13493780
ALRIGHT
GOT A LINK?

>>13493784
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT TOO EXTREME, I CAN DEAL WITH MOST OF ANYTHING

>>13493785
THANKS
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>>13493658
Well, Celestia and Luna found them "first" (we don't actually know if they'd been wielded sometime before then), and they had apparently had different shapes except for the Element of Magic.
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>>13493748
I'm talking about an ACTUAL quest! Not some crazy CYOA that you can make up as you go along!
One with mystery and intrigue and danger and weird puzzle shit!
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>>13493726
dang, i thought that was full of tissues and i had thought of a really clever fapping to rarity filename
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>>13493797
Pony likes the feeling of power that comes with driving 68 short tons of pure "fuck you"
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>>13493815
GOOGLE
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22870/secret-rites
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>>13493817
What, no scarves?
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>>13493780
Wouldn't that be how Trixie would fantasize it?
Like
> ponies play VN's after getting shot down
> Trixie knows 'secret path' of every last VN published on Magiscroll
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>>13493750
>eating other sapient races
I think that's a little too dark for Equestria.
Even WE don't do that. Although not having any other sapient races around could have something to do with that.
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>>13493803
What is the point of making that post if I already stated "You will never"?

Unless you're one of those fags that never had a pony dream.
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>>13493816
They had these shapes and also all just simple diamonds.
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>>13493797
>tornado
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>>13493764
does spoilertext count?
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Good night, have a nice night/morning.
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>>13493814
Make it tell her the dangers of smoking carrots.
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>>13493814
SEE?
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>>13493750
Well the canine teeth part is true
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>>13493835
I've never had a pony dream.
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>>13493818
Better luck next time.
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>>13493841
I GUESS? I'D RATHER HAVE PROPER FICS, BUT I'D TAKE ANYTHING
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>>13493849
what if dash nipped your shoulder with her canines hard enough to draw blood
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>>13493823
No scarves. My potential quest is ripping off RQ enough as it is.
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>>13493852
Me neither
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>>13493849
>>13493750
Aj wanted to eat a ham sandwich in "a bird in the hoof"
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>>13493817
Hmm, I dunno. I'd ask SmutAnon.

Maybe start your caps or pictures ahead of time and hold yourself to some rule that unless something important's coming up in narration or they're mid-battle, there's a major plot turn every x rounds?
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>>13493854
Here.
Have some /ss/.
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>>13493866
I know.
I always say that ponies eat meat.
It's not part of their main diet and don't really try to get it but if it's offered to them they would eat it without complaints.
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>>13493833
>Even WE don't do that.
Where do you think the rest of the competitors for sapience went?
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/ss/ is good only if the shota doesn't have a 12 inch cock
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>>13493726
>>13493817

I know your pain.

If you know the character you want to have as the PC, it helps you come up with stories for them, or situations they could end up in.

I think that's how the idea I've been working on came to me.
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>>13493858
unf
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>>13493867
Didn't SA say he had a lot of possibles set up beforehand but also improvised with player actions within the framework and that it was plenty possible to miss scenes?
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>>13493858
I would bop her on the snout and say "no, bad pony!"
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>Rainbow dash approaches you and gives you a tennis racket with a tag that says "To anon, its not like I like you or anything

>you look between the racket and her, she is trying hard not to smile but her blush gives it away

>you look around the hallway, everyone is staring

>"W...well anon...?"

>you wind up and hit the bitch across the face with a world class back hand with the racket

>she goes down hard crying and your tear off her shorts and panties, unsheathing excalicock from its denim prison

>you bend over her and jam the racket's handle into her bloody mouth

>"Bit the handle, bitch. I'm going in dry"

>you force your might wang into her with a heroic cry of "EXCELSIOR!"

>the rest of the students around you cheer, rainbow dash just cries out in pain

>you pull free and jam it home again, the head stabbing painfully against her cervix as your girth tears her apart

>You pound away enthusiastically for a few minutes, rainbow dash crying and screaming against the tennis racket, trying desperately to get away

>you feel the end is night and pull your cock from her and grab her by the hair, pulling her up to your cock

>you blast the side of her head with semen, glazing her hair and face and filling her ear with your musky load

>you knee her in the face for good measure, breaking her nose. she curls into the fetal position, blood running from her nose and cunt forming a puddle with the drippings from her face

>you put excalicock away and lean over her "don't be late for gym class bitch" and then kick her in the ribs

>you stand over your broken toy the victor and the cheers die down as everybody heads to class

>as the hall finally clears, you bend over and whisper in her ear

>"I love you, rainbow dash"

>and then you head to class
>>
quick, string together as many fetishes into one scenario as you can
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>>13493658
>>13493816
>>13493836

I like to think the past Bearers of Harmony had different forms for their Elements - like armor, or masks.
>>
UPDATE
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>>13493906
She would only do it during sex and cuddling.
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>>13493910
see >>13493907
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>>13493471
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>>13493910
DJ Acid
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I want to lose my pone virginity
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>>13493910
penis vagina
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>>13493817
>>13493726
These aren't all bullshit. In fact most of them are bretty okay.
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>>13493918
Well in that case i would just ask her to try and control herself next time. Biting is ok but i would rather not be bleeding gall over the bed or her coat/mane.
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>>13493925
>You'll never teach pone to be more comfortable with public displays of affection
>Or your boyfriend
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>>13493428
Is there more of that?
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>>13493927
Who's the lucky filly?!
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>>13493820
how about 2.2 mach of "eat shit"
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>>13493904
Yeah, that's a pretty good plan.

I need to start doing that to give players freer reign; in most of mine either it's on rails or they just don't seem to understand the choice system

I'm still disappointed no one chose "JEJUNE" while Anon was having the Procedure done
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>>13493950
Braeburn
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>>13493516
Oh no that little zebra is in a TUFF situation!
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>>13493944
not that I'm aware of
but there's more like it
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>>13493910
Ok, so see, there's this pony
And then she ________________________________________________________________________ponies_____________________________
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>>13493910
I don't think you actually want that.
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>>13493915

The elements always existed as artifacts of great power. During the time before equestria, when Celestia and Luna were wandering and taming the world they were discovered. The sisters altered them to fit their needs and the elements of harmony were born as we know them today.

some hundreds of thousands of years from now, once pony kind's short flame has flickered out, another race will discover them and, as long as magic still exists, they too will likely alter them to their needs.

Throughout history, the elements have been used by heros, villains, monsters, dragons, for many assorted purposes. The ponies are lucky enough to live in a time where the elements are controlled by those with noble intent.
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>>13493925
I want to hug and cuddle ponoe
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>>13493904
Easier said than done.
Half the time when I'm trying to figure out a problem for the players to solve I can only come up with like one or two solutions and then draw a blank on creating alternatives.
I wish Jr was still here. I bet he'd have some good advice.
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>tfw LK and GG ruined questing
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>>13493974
I asked because I wanted it
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>>13493981
Fuck off Campbell
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>>13493961
So you?..
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>>13493853
She likes them because they are filthy.
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>>13493977
Just look at that winghug.
Don't you want a winghug?
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>>13493981
they didn't ruin it
they perfected it to such extent that anything that comes afterwards would just feel dull and uninteresting by comparison
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>>13493999
GG made her look incredibly cute right there.
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>>13493999
Yeah, that's okay dash

Make yourself cozy, and help yourself to a snack or something
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>>13493999
>Tell pony to go away
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>>13493953
How about 23.5 short tons of "get out"?
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>>13494004
>removed that 4th part
thank you

I hated that shit
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>>13493999
Sure Dash it would be my pleasure. Make yourself at home.
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>>13493999
don't you dare, anon.
don't you dare slam that door.
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>>13494029
Hastily re-open door and spill pasta
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>>13493935
gotta remember that even these aren't "hard" rules (though maybe they are for pixar).

like 19- there are some great stories that do have coincidental luck getting characters out of trouble and the better ones often have those coincidences come back to bite them in the ass; like, say, character needs some kind of motor transport to evade enemy detection- somebody he knows and hasn't seen in years happens by, and he hijacks that person to get to safety...but then later that person nearly gets the character caught in further trouble a few times
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>>13494045
GG is a dick.
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>>13494027
It's part of her love.
Don't deny her love.
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>>13494029
Open the door, you heartless fiend.
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>>13494029
>Lock door and go back to computer to browse MLPG
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>>13494049
Don't blame GG, blame the questers
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>>13493976
but celestia and luna were born in equestria
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>>13494049
Dash is not GG favorite pony. In fact, she his worst.
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>>13493981
>>13494010

GG arguably started quests as a fad

LK killed them

Alpha and Omega
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>>13493986
You could have stopped it.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide they've had enough of being little ponies and enter an Age Shift spell, becoming adults - in the height of Eustress. When they realize how much their need has risen they have no one to turn to but the Unicorn they stole the spell book from.

Twilight is so intensely frustrated with the lot of them - but mostly with her lack of sex this Season. She hogties the lot of them and forces them to drink brew after brew, forcing Sweetie to grow scales, Applebloom to catch flame (but not painfully), and Scootaloo to grow what seem to be ears where her wings are.

What she thought was a reversal potion only turns into an Empathy spell, and despite her own experience with heat the three fillies' excitement and confusion only stoke her fires. By the end of it Scaly Sweetie is mounted by Spike, Scootaloo having sweet nothings whispered in her second ears in utter ecstasy while railed by Rarity's strapon, and Twilight seems to be the only one able to slake Applebloom's heat with an all-too-realistic toy as Twilight fucks her wetness against the tickling flames.

Only after everyone is sated can order be restored and people go about their separate ways, deciding to pencil in something for next year.
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>>13494049
He only did what the anons suggested at the time.
Majority said "slam the door in her face."
Unfortunately.
>dash stuck out in the storm now
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>>13494071
>GG started quests
No /mlp/ started quests and they started with cyoa's. Stop assuming mlpg is original in the least.
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>>13494052
no, fuck you, it has no buisness in that pic

I like a good belly rub pic as much as the next guy but it feels totally out of place with the other three
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>>13494077
Thats what she gets for being a cunt
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>>13494077
Actually it was just me that said to shut the door.
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>>13494085
>it has no buisness in that pic

It has all the business in the world. It belongs.
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>>13494040
Yeah, it's not like these are all a perfect circle of logic like the Three Laws or anything. There's a lot of fun to be played with, 'It's just a coincidence - yet there are no coincidences."

Some of them are good ways to get started, like "start with the end" but that's almost a truism.
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>>13494072
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>>13494059

We don't know that. we don't even know if they had parents or were born from nature. Also, if the hearth's warming pageant is true, then equestria wasn't named until the lesser races ended their war.
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>>13494081
>No /mlp/ started quests and they started with cyoa's. Stop assuming mlpg is original in the least.

>get a load of this guy cam

GG started quests as a fad on /tg/ years ago as Weaver
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>>13494072
Oh god

This actually gave me a boner

the CMC should not give me boners
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>>13494085
I kinda agree. Didn't fit in that pic.
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Every time I see Twily with wings it makes me angry.

Every time I see hew without wings it makes me angry because I know what's coming.
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don't reply
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>>13494101
Dewbon stop pretending to be a pony
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>>13494081
>/mlp/ started quests
wut

They've been run on /tg/ far, far longer than mlp has ever existed.
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>>13494124
Well in the pony sense I mean. It jumped outside mlpg.
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>>13494101
I'm not familiar with this reaction

But that's the most fetishes I could tie up on short notice - toys, strapons, group sex, transformation, age progression, bondage, magic spells, heat, "heat", scales, auditory play, domination by oral.

So I meant what I said
>>13493974
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>>13494072
Missed a perfectly good chance to have rarity being transformed into the strapon for good measure
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>>13494088
>Thats what she gets for being a cunt
DYEWTS?
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>>13493981
I dunno, celestia quest was pretty fun. I'm not saying it's better (just as good as renne imo), but quests are hardly ruined.
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>>13494107
Wouldn't CCC threads kind of be the "original" "quests"
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>>13494106
Right. Celestia and Luna were born after Equestria was founded.
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>>13494081
>>GG started quests
>No /mlp/ started quests
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>>13494143
More then you apparently
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>>13494152
you know what
that may not be the picture I submitted but it still works
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>>13494146
Yes

It started as drawwhoring with CCC and such and then moved on to quests
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>>13494142
Aw dip, that's right. Could have been Rarity turned into some sort of gemwork dildo with Fluttershy rocking in gently, cooing sweet nothings into Scoot's new ears.
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>>13494114
>pinkies orgasmic eeeeee voice
>you'll never hear it
sigh
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>>13494152
>GG tries to take credit for shit he never did and blame LK for killing it
GG plz, also stop coming here exactly as often as you have been despite sort of quitting.
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>>13494164
Yes.

This is what I'm saying.
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>>13494088
She hasn't been a cunt for like a whole season.
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>>13494159
Judging from your post the most recent episode you have seen is Season 2 Episode 8.
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>>13494172
A voracious dildo to throw in one more fetish

gotta think with the little head and the big head too man
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>>13494177
>GG tries to take credit for shit he never did and blame LK for killing it
What are you even talking about
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>>13494174
Oh boy. I didn't even think of that.
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>>13494164
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>>13494177
he did not say he was uiting, he said he would be posting and making things less often until s4 starts up
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>>13494177
>GG tries to take credit for shit he never did and blame LK for killing it

fucking double-what?
GG is questing's grandpa and he never said LK killed them
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>>13494147

oh, neat, whats this from?

Kinda contradicts the show, but meh, whatever. Everything I wrote was just headcanon stuff. I like to think the sisters started off as adventurers, culling the evil that that pervaded the land. once done they did the only thing super powered immortals can do with unlimited time: make life.
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>>13494191
If you want to imagine it that way, sure. Just really, really not my thing.

I got into knifeplay and that just led to light scars, I'm not gonna picture getting their tender parts bitten by a little hell-mouth from the inside
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>>13494212
The official mlp guidebook
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>>13494204
>some mares just want to watch the world burn
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>>13494205
I read
>he did not say he was ulting
And then GG was a League character
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>>13494100
And even that's got the sticking "almost." You CAN get a good yarn going without knowing the end at first, anyway, but yeah, eventually you're going to need to know where you're going if you're going to to know when you've arrived.
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>>13494184
I've seen every episode multiple times, and I watched both S2 and 3 on stream with filly synchtube the days they first aired.
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why does 4chan x suck so hard?
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>>13494204
>>13494164
That's inaccurate, if you put it in reverse she's actually saving the show.
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>>13494224
they based it off you
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>>13494228
>10secondsfat
>fat
tehe
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>>13494228
kill me
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>>13494212
It's an interview with Lauren from February 2013 for that MLP book.

I doesn't really mean that much but I think it's neat
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>>13494206
>>13494205
>>13494200
>GG making the thread about him again
Herewego.png
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>>13494217

I suspect that makes it fairly cannon then. Darn.

I'm still writing my fanfic.
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>>13494224
Based it on your mom.
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>>13494147
>Perhaps the Everfree Forest is still creeping over the borders of Equestria...
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>>13494228
I'd still consider it.
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>>13494228

I would, its been 2 months.
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>>13494230
I actually really liked MMC and people who hate Alicorn Twilight just because can suck it.
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>>13494242
This is why we can't have nice things
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>>13494212
Official MLP Guidebook, in a Faust interview section.

There's another part that also mentions it as their childhood home, and everything seems on track for the place where Luna transforms into Nightmare Moon in S4 to also be that castle.

>>13494244

Run wild with it, Anon! At worst, you just put in a liner note about how you're ignoring a point for the sake of your story.
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>>13494222
I figure you need to know the end-game, not necessarily the specifics until the middle gets fleshed out. Maybe a "when, where, why" and work out "how" when writing the middle.
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>Celestia once had a disciple, like few others, she ascended to the form of alicorn
>She set out to run her own kingdom, which in time prospered, however.......
>Her kingdom was under attack by a dark force, she returned to Celestia to make a plea.
>She requested that Celestia turn over the Elements of Harmony so she could combat this force,
>Celestia however, turned down this request, sensing that the dark force was insignificant in power,
>In a state of desperation, the disciple lashed out against Celestia, in an attempt to take the Elements by force.
>Celestia was able to repel her former student, sending her back to her kingdom to face the dark force alone.
>The Dark Force's power seemed weak, because it's method of attack was the art of hexing.
>Hexing is considered the weakest form of magic, but the versatility its effects makes it quite devastating in the long run.
>The citizens of her kingdom were affected in quite a horrific fashion, their cutie marks were erased and they slowly lost any sense of free will.
>The later stages of the hex were no better, their bodies became warped and corrupted; many of them did not survive, including the husband of the princess.
>Upon the leader's complete transmutation, she abandoned all she had learned from Celestia, and vowed to see Equestria in ruin as retribution for being condemned to a gruesome fate by the one she believed would never abandon her.
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>>13494262
>There's another part that also mentions it as their childhood home
This is what I always thought

After all it was pretty much a given in the name "the palace of the royal sisters"
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>>13494255
Guys I'm not even sure that's a chick
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>>13494223
Well then i guess you just have a terrible judgement of character, or you are just to stubborn to say you were joking and drop it, or im to stubborn to think you are joking and drop it. but recently Dash been anything but a cunt.
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>>13494282
So?
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>>13494242
>PANCAKES SUCK AND ARE CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIALISM
>What? How?
>OH BOY HERE COME THE PANCAKEFAGS AGAIN TO MAKE THE THREAD ABOUT PANCAKES
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>>13494286
>I'll take you under my wing, Scoots
>they were never seen together again
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pony wants you to eat her whole
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>>13494282
And?
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>>13494291
I'd talk about pancakes, who wants to talk about pancakes?
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>>13494315
unf
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>>13494267
Well, I'm not reading exhaustive biographies of every great writer that lived, but at a guess, the ones that DIDN'T have the ending firmly in mind when they started used it as an excuse to explore their world and characters a bit before figuring out where they were going.

But then again, that ties back into writing the ending before the middle, and that's a lot firmer; it's generally a disservice to start tying everything together to bridge to an unknown climax.
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>>13494320
french toasts > waffles > pancakes
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>>13494313
Not bad, but give her a gut.
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>>13494282

Sure it is

>pants
>chest proportions
>face proportions

Looks female to me. Not a particularly good looking one, but a warm place to put my dick nonetheless.
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>>13494332

surely you mean

Waffles > Pancakes > anything else > French toast
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>he will never love you rarity
>you're a pony, he's an ape
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>>13494333
draw that and stream it LK
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>>13494346
But I do love her.
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>>13494323
she's practically trying to pry your mouth open with how eager she is to get inside
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>>13494345
No.

Toast>Everything
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>>13494346
She's been wrong before.
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>>13494346
But Twilight, YOU love an ape.
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>>13494346
Fuck you Twilight I told you I love her
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>>13494368
YOU'RE NOT AN APE, SPIKE
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>>13494346

twily you don't know shit
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>>13494351
>>13494359
>>13494362
>>13494368
Twilight wants you for herself.
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>>13494357
>Twilight's trying to steal anon from Rarity by convincing her he could never love a pony
>But I thought you said he could never love a pony
>Yes, but I'm a princess
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>>13494381
>>13494383
That's cold-blooded, son.
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G-Guys... I think I might waifu Twilight...
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>>13494329
Right, I'm thinking you must have a strong impression what the ending should be like, including maybe how many characters survive, who got their arcs resolved, who are still sort of rudderless, and maybe what impact the final battle has.

You can have the ending written before you puzzle out how those arcs work and work backwards nearly to the beginning. That's a pretty good plan though you may need something like Scrivener to keep them all straight.
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>>13494381
I love Rarity. I love her more than anything else. I'd be loyal to her.

But a small part, a small small part of me loves Twilight. i don't know anymore.
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>>13494359
>>13494362
>>13494368
>>13494380
Stop leading her on you horrible monkey.
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>>13494381
>>13494383
>>13494392
>>13494398

Rarity makes the most generous sacrifice and works to set you up with Twilight.

Rarity becomes an alicorn.
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>>13494398
>loving Showdestroyerprincess
>still
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>>13494404
We've caught on to your game.
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>>13494381
Girls, girls, you're both pretty!
But none of you said anything to me, so
I'll have to think on this.
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>>13494395
shit choice, but it's fine as long as you aren't switching waifus

right? you aren't actually doing that. right?
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>>13494313
Looking good, babe.
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>>13494404
Whoa, Twilight. That's pretty speciest of you. I thought you were cool.
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>>13494422
I've never had a Waifu before
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>>13494404
Fuck you, don't fill her head with your lies.
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Your favorite pony just ponyed EVERYWHERE!
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>>13494313
>>13494424
Being unhealthily overweight is not attractive.
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>>13494450
Neither's having a rape fetish and yet you blubber.
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>>13494437
b-but
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>>13494435
Don't do this to me Twilight. Please. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT PLEASE.
I'm sorry.

I can't. I love her too. This is bullshit. I quit
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ANAL!
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>>13494450
She doesn't even have a distended stomach.
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I just carbonated a watermelon, pretty sure that makes me better than everyone here.
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>>13494448
GOOD girl.
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>>13494448
EWWWWW!
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>>13494482
Applejack, please, Ms. Cheerilee already taught you how to spell APPLE

A
P
P
L
E
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WHICH PONY LIKES ZECORA THE MOST?
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>>13494468
Twilight, you should know better than to try to tear your friend away from the guy she likes.
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>>13494485
They used to sell those oranges with the CO2 capsule in the box at the store. We were some sort of market and "fizzy fruit" was tested. Never went anywhere, but it was always pretty neat to get a fizz as you bit in.
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>>13494468
Fine. FINE. Tell, me, Princess of FRIENDSHIP, just what did you have in mind for me when you had me alone?
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>>13494495
big mac

applebloom does too
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>>13494495
Big Mac
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>>13494495
BIG MACINTOSH
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>>13494484
Look at those legs. She's hiding it elsewhere, but she's crazy fat.
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>>13494468
Whatever happened to "Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend"?
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>>13494495
Twilight.
She goes in the forest to have tea with her.
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>>13494511
>>13494512
>>13494513
That's some consensus for a cracked ship.
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>>13494495
Fluttershy. Zecora's got the best dank.
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>>13494512
>>13494513
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>>13494511
>>13494512
>>13494513
>Big Mac

uh

you guys are going to DYEWTS me for this but why is everyone saying Big Mac
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>>13494313
>the heavy stench of the fupa of a fat girl
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>>13494531
The comics
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>>13494531
Comic
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>>13494531
They stood next to eachother for several panels in a row in the big mac comic. I assume.
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>>13494531
DYERTC
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>>13494533
the what
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>>13494514
But there's no cellulite.
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>>13494530
>implying its not true
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>>13494531
Comics confirmed Macora
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14cbhHMXtZd
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>>13494555
>>13494547
>>13494544
>>13494542
>>13494536
oh

I would be so down with this ship. love me dat interracial shit
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>>13494556
Almost motivating me to take up piano again
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>>13494560
AJ STOP MOLESTING THAT HUMAN
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>>13494560
>dead eye stare

seriously?
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>>13494560
>the fish is still alive
Jesus, Twilight.
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>>13494560
I will never not be amused by Texanon's blank expression.
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>>13494560
pffft
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>>13494525
>>13494530
>>13494531
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>>13494560
> they don't quite understand "sushi"
112/10, Tex
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>>13494560
jesus, that fish is still flipping around

is this related to that "first encounter" pic you made?
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>>13494560
Is this the first time you've drawn Princess Twilight?
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>>13494593
Keep suckin that dick
Keep suckin that dick
Keep suckin that dick
SUCK THAT TINY DICK
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>>13494612
Whoa man
Whoa
I was going for 11/10
This tiny dick seems to be really upsetting you
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>>13494551
So? Fat is fat.
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>>13494560
Twilight, please. READ YOUR BOOK CAREFULLY.
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>>13494612
such anger
such mad
wow
rage
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>>13494606
Probably. I forgot about her wings in the last sketch.
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>>13494629
To be fair it probably says "fish"
It might say almost nothing about proper preparation
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sure is tripfag in here
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>>13494622
why do i keep getting opportunites to post this
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>>13494626
If there's no cottage-cheese thighs and no belly, I'd still hit it.
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>>13494650
Why was that even made?
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>>13494647
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>>13494650
I post regularly and there are dicks about. I've been waiting for that for like weeks now.
Have you been vacationing or something?
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>anonymous's penis
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>>13494652
Anon we really need to talk about the difference basic human anatomy and fat distribution and cartoons. No cottage cheese on a drawing is like saying there's no acne on an animu girl.
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>>13494560

Sauce?
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>>13494658
he made it to maintain the attention flow
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>>13494670
Anon, let me have my unrealistic fantasies.
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>>13494560
I think he needs just a little more emotion here.
Maybe a touch of confusion, a little irritation perhaps.
Subtle things.
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>"During the act of anal fisting, the insertive partner can feel the receptive partner's heartbeat sugarcube"
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>>13494680
OH FUCK OFF
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>>13494692
Alright fine, but only because I want to fuck a cartoon pony.
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>>13494658
i think people used to assume chistery was female and then people started asking if she had a dick and one thing leads to another and chistery's penis
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>>13494658
For a while I refused to disclose my gender and people kept asking about my penis in like every thread

It was compounded with the fact people assumed I was an alcoholic witch-dyke, emphasis on -dyke

>>13494682
It was pretty popular to make frowny Celestia faces for a while. We had shit for >NTSTSTSSSSTSTS and > FLUTTERFAGS, >TWIFAGS

And no I didn't make one, let alone that one
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>>13494709
But you DO have a penis, yes?
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>>13494709
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>>13494709
>NTSTSTSSSSTSTS

he's ded
ded for good
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>>13494725
feels good, he was a sperg
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>>13494719
Last time I checked.
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>>13494695
>anal
nah, there's a hole made for penetration
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>>13494709
I still think you're a witch-dyke, but I think of it as a term of endearment now.
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>>13494733
And you have synesthesia?

Can you SEE your orgasm?
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>>13494737
There's just no fighting it.
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>>13494560
AJ, watch your hooves.
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>>13494756
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>>13494757
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>>13494749
Whoa, whoa, this isn't Tumblr. Let's talk ponies.

Here, have a pony.
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>>13494753
I can stop calling you that, if you like.
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>>13494753
>Jalm is a bastard

Dammit Jalm do more VF Quest ;_;
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>>13494695
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehPGeyyFa6w

0:12
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>>13494560
tex, is this related to that first encounter pic you made a little while back?
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>>13494765
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>>13494765
But what if pony had synesthesia?

Would pony see her orgasm?

This stuff is just really interesting
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>>13494735
So?
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>>13494772
He just said that he forgot to draw her wings on the first sketch, so I assume this is a continuation.
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>>13494772
It could be. I don't really connect my pictures.
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>>13494766
Whatever, man, it's legit. It's practically a Jaeger callsign. It's just almost inexorable now.

> Would you tell her she's pretty or candidly ask why she thinks that swimsuit and jeans work with those sandals? Or both?
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>>13494799
>It's practically a Jaeger callsign.
welp. there goes my imagination.

I kinda like that idea.
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>>13494796
Hmm... so this isn't before or after the time he goes fishing with Dash?
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>>13494776
To be fair a lot of people without synesthesia report starbursts or funny wobbles in their vision when they orgasm, so I guess a pony could too with or without it.

But do you think you'd ever know if she didn't say something?
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>>13494821
no drunk night for you
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>>13494809
Someone beat you to it, mate
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>>13494799
I'd ask her if she has plans for the weekend.
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>>13494776
>>13494826
What if all unicorns have synesthesia, and they can induce it in their partners?
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>>13494830
I don't drink alcohol
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>watching vid about The City University of New York
>that acronym
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>>13494826
I'd ask her about it, ask if different stimulation might make her see different things since I know different forms of stimulation cause me to have different feeling orgasms.

I think I'm too much of a "scientist" when it comes to sex and the mind.
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>>13494838
I'm okay with this.

CHISTERY, I WILL FOREVER MORE IMAGINE YOU AS A GIANT MONSTER-PUNCHING ROBOT.
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you just found rainbow dash's tentacle porn stash
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>>13494768
Did it get archived somewhere?

And yeah he's a bastard. Girls lounging in flannel and/or tartan is kind of my jam.
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>>13494826
>>13494865
WHOOPS, MISREAD

CARRY ON
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>>13494812
What do you think, anon?

The only real thoughts I have on these pictures is "Pony and human should x".
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>>13494847
What do you drink, worst colt?
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>>13494851
Get lost
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>>13494865
That seems like a diligent and caring lover learning someone's tells and likes/dislikes. That's not nerdy, that's paying some goddamned attention.
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>>13494885
Plain water
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>>13494891
Aw shoot I meant that for my next post.

> What does Rarity think is the knock-down funniest form of humor? Opera? Slapstick? Sitcom like Friends or sitcom like Frasier?
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>Luna will never truly be free of Nightmare Moon's curse.
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>>13494905
She tells everyone she likes Opera, but dirtier sitcoms are her guilty pleasure.
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>>13494917
YEAH WELL NEITHER WILL YOUR FACE
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>>13494905
don't worry, it goes very well with that post too
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>>13494891
>that horrible feeling of not being able to cuddle and love your favorite pone with all your heart
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Would you eat chips with hummus, with fluttershy?
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>>13494926
Why did I think that pony was wearing a diaper?

I don't even like diapers.
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>>13494925
>you walk in on her watching 'the Exes'
>it's worse than when you caught her masturbating
>by a wide, wide margin
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>>13494917
DYERTC
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>>13494905
If HWE is anything to go by, she seems to enjoy that very British "dignified person maintaining dignity while doing embarrassing and silly things" style.
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>>13494942
>she gets all over-dramatic like her world is coming to an end
>it takes her 5 minutes to realize that you're sitting down and enjoying the show
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>>13494945
Oh man she'd have a DVR full of Faulty Towers maybe
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>>13494951
I like butts.
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>>13494954
>Only then does she notice the bowl of popcorn you brought with you.
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>>13494951
I'd bring pone shooting. We can shoot a slide fire ar.
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Okay, stayed up way too late.

Goodnight, mlpg.
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>>13494844
That'd be pretty unf
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>>13494967
I know that feel. My usual amount of sleep is 6 hours because of you fuckers.
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I'm sure synesthesia wouldn't be that hard to induce for a unicorn of above average magical ability.
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>>13494985
6 hours is more than enough,
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>>13494844
>>13494978
paging doctor witch-dyke
doctor witch-dyke, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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>>13495007
Fuck you it is. I need to be 100% aware of what's going on with what I do.
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*wink-wonk*
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>>13494992
I still want science to make a synesthesia pill or something
I hate being fundamentally unable to understand something
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>>13495038
FLIPPIN BURGERS IS HARD
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>>13495007
>not 12+ hours
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>>13494951
why Flitter specifically?
it could be her sister
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Submissive Princess Celestia chained up neck and hoof walking around with her hind legs spread with a bar, butt up face forced down in the Ponyville park.
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>>13495047
Oh you.
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>>13495056
Hairstyle
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>>13495059
THAT IS UNBECOMING OF A RULER
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>>13495014
I think any unicorn with synesthesia would maybe have ghost feelings of holding different things in telekinetic fields, or being able to memorize spell forms because they have weight or volume, like how some people recall values of pi. Maybe certain music feels like crashing waves or something. it's hard to tell.

In addition they could be just like us and have weird crossovers with color in vision with certain taste or touch sensations. Those might apply to pegasi and Earthies too.

As for inducing it in your partners, well, I have no idea. Maybe a spell to temporarily alter perception? Something like Switch Sensations, Cross Contaminate Perception?

The best I could do was imagine that Anon could literally taste Twilight's horn magic because that's just how your taste buds could interpret it, shifting flavors subtly or not so subtly. Also nutmeg tastes nice.
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pinkie pie
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sex with pinkie pie
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>>13495059
why is she walking around in ponyville park?
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>>13495046
It's really not all it's cracked up to be. I hear mushrooms and LSD or acid can do the same thing, less so with marijuana.
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i am pinkie pie
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>>13495112
sex with you
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>>13495118
what's sex
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>>13495096
Because kinky princess.
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>>13495065
what does he say?
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sex with Fluttershy
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>>13495126
Celestia? Kinky? All she's doing is walking around in public. I think you have the wrong princess.
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>>13495133
ACCEPTABLE
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i hate you
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>>13495085
Whatever the ultimate effect, I think it'd be really hot to experience the same thing that your lover does.
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So guys, pony mods and schlongs of skyrim. Good idea, bad idea?
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>>13495157
I still love you
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>>13495147
>not posting full pic
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>the wait for GTAV leak
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>>13495168
I'd give it another year until Skyrim gets up to the level of Oblivion in volume of ero mods
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>>13495172
that's because Celestia knows how to tease.
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>>13495183
>the wait for gta v pc
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>>13495187
i need it
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>>13495183
How much do you think it would take to bribe a Kmart employee to break street date?
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>>13495166
Well sure, but that's been party to the whole "what is sex like for men" or "what's sex like for women" for a while. It's satisfying when you know your partner is into it, but being able to perceive what they feel so well to change it like an infinite mirror is pretty common in sci fi
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>>13495201
Find a brony kmart emplyee and trade him one of these.
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>>13495204
I was thinking more in terms of emotional cross-contamination, rather than sensation.
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>>13495187
Not him but I would also like to have the full
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>>13495193
careful what you wish for
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>>13495208
How about I find a brony kmart employee and stab him repeatedly?
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>>13495219
whack
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Anyone know when was Discord's appearance first revealed?

I just rewatched RoH part 1 and 2 and after a 7 month long hiatus I'd guess seeing what he looked like would set you guys on fire as far as hype is concerned.
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>>13495208
As fun as that would be as a lark, normal Monopoly leads to murder and family strife.
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>>13495230
i want it
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>>13495218
http://derpibooru.org/260787?scope=scpe75154d5344d7a06b88668cdc2ada1b75b34a80c6
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>>13495235
I'm pretty certain his appearance wasn't revealed until the actual episode aired
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>>13495235
2 weeks before the show aired if I remember correctly.
It was a preview from Entertainment Weekly.
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>>13495243
>facesitting

holy fucking shit i know what i'm fapping to tonight
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Have you ever had an orgasm so good that your hair went poofy and turned pink for a moment?
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>>13495219
How much HP and FP would a Pinkie lump give?
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>>13495243
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>>13494560

What does the book say? "Human tets" ?
>I think he needs just a little more emotion here.
>Maybe a touch of confusion, a little irritation perhaps.
>Subtle things.

This.
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>>13495235
There was a preview thing a couple weeks early I think
People knew his name before that though
Ponychan came up with this tall black alicorn OC that they thought would be what he looked like
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>>13495253
25 hp and 25 fp
Don't tell me you don't remember tex
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Rub your taint with your fingers now, anon.

Now smell it.
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>>13495215
Right on.

I've been tinkering with the thought of a necklace or small diadem that makes a Unicorn think there's a ball rolling pleasurably along their normal telekinetic field, allowing them to keep track of time. There are some fun applications possible.
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>>13495230
oh man that celestia
playful and fun celestia best celestia
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>>13495263
I'm pretty sure it was 50 to each
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>>13495264
Smells like brown sugar oatmeal
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>>13495263
But this is a Pinkie lump. It must do something else.
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>>13495264
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>>13495267
she might tickle you when you don't expect it then blow a raspberry on your stomach while you're helpless
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>>13495133
unf
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>>13495264
What do YOU get out of this exactly, Trixie?

Did Seth put you up to this?
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>>13495274
Don't try to tell the anon who played paper mario to death for a year whats what

>>13495276
How about increased attack lowered defense for 3 turns
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>>13495276
it gives +1 damage to all jumping attacks
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>>13495247
Wait I was wrong. Preview as from Wired.
Here's the article.
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/09/my-little-pony-season-two-clip/

So there you are 12th September.
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>>13495293
No, it just a random magic item that randomly rolls for every spell in the game and casts it.
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>>13495281
No dammit, no. I'm supposed to be the one to get her with that.
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>>13495311
It casts itself repeatedly
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goodnight
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>>13495247
>>13495261
>>13495306
Thanks. I'll go dive in the archive for it.

Think having all the the posts where new episode titles, synopsis, and previews were linked in a pastebin would be useful?
I already made one for the episode threads, but I'm not sure if there's any interest in those reactions too.
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>>13495332
>it's a party in my hands
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>>13495266
I wish it were possible to gain someone's talents by eating their brains, because then you'd be on my list.
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>>13495332
hey
don't touch my pink
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>>13495347
what about the stink?
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>>13495354
pink doesnt stink
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>>13495359
Uh, you sure.
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>>13495359
But the stink is sometimes pink
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>>13495367
I have pink right here
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>>13495347
But that's my pink
I touched it first
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>>13495379
I paid good money for this pink
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>>13495342
Uh. Thanks?
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>>13495342
Slyar pls go
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>>13495384
It means I like the way you think.
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>tfw no millennial benevolent ruler
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>>13495342
I would be the safest human being on Earth. I have no talent.
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>>13495392
I thought so, but
Please, I like my brains in their skull, not smeared on a cracker
Though they're pleasant when basted in a fine wine reduction
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>>13495383
But I touched it first
I win by default right
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pony rage
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Well?
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>>13495403
If it helps, I'd only do it if it meant your consciousness could be preserved.
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>>13495405
Anon I will fucking shaolin showdown your bitch ass for this pink
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>>13495405
excuse me but I have pink's receipt
she belongs to me
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>>13495408
Of course, how else am I supposed to go swimming?
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>>13495408
Why is she wearing her war-bib- thingy?
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>>13494560

>Princess Twilight

You're dead to me tex.
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>>13495424
it isn't pants
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>>13495257
>What does the book say? "Human tets" ?

human diets in all caps.
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>>13495408
Sure thing, I got my swimming trunks on underneath.
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HONK HONK
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>>13495418
>>13495420
I think we should settle this the old fashion way
peeing contest
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>>13495441
I'll get the Thinkpad.
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pank
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There's already cum in the Pink. It's ruined
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>>13495333
There it is.

http://arch.413chan.net/co29603330.html#29603787

Super hyped up MLPG is one of the best types of MLPG.
Weird to see all those trips and names there though. Seems like only two or three of the ones who replied to that are still here.
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>>13495454
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>>13495440
2honk4me
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>>13495454
>You will never make cash hand over fist making these.
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>>13495440

Who stole Derpy's legs?
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>pinkie fags
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>>13495441
>>13495450
Anons
Anons pls
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>>13495484
ilu
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvJrBqsc37A
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Ever sit back and think ponies man ponies
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>>13495441
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3EVajeiGCs
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>>13495475
Still better that Fluttershit, Ratty, and twifufags
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>>13495501
how would Acid even digest a car
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>>13495484
Chistery shut up and write
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>>13495513
She digests the insides and regurgitate the shell.
Like a snake eating an egg.
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>>13495524
>pony will never look at you affectionately
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>>13495524
>A unicorn pranked you by casting a want it need it spell on you.
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>>13495533
It's a bad feel.
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>>13495513
acid
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>>13495527
seems legit. wouldn't want wreckage and bodies in the butt club, after all.

>>13495540
kek
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>>13495519
Sorry, gottacleanfast, girlfriend comes in town for the weekend. No time for writing past that "how many fetishes can you pack" earlier this thread.

So I'll just shut up, nowrite. Sorry Anon.

Have some RADICAL ponies.
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>>13495545
Still can't see left as anything but a disguised Dash.
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>>13495539
no anon
it's a heart wrenching feel
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>>13495545
>He has to dust off his pony shrine to impress her.
>So he can get his dick wet.

Nothing like a shrine of pony toys to get a girls vagina flowing like a river.
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Which pony secretly loves the works of Trump from Team Shuffle?

Would you try to act out some of the scenes with them if they asked?
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>>13495559
Dash liking to secretly look girly is best thing.
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I'M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY
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>>13495578
Where is your trophy?
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>>13495559
shit, now I see it too
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>>13495565
Never had more than some mini-figurines and cards, but yeah
Cleaning an apartment before company comes is a pretty good idea, "getting dick wet" as a goal or not
Crude and lewd, Anon
Have a pony anyway
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>>13495565
>not cleaning
gross
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>>13495589
>not letting your pone see you stick it in
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>>13495592
>Implying I don't clean.
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why the fuck is tan off and on ded?
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>>13495599
>Airliner is wearing glasses.
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>>13495599
>you will never be the one to give Blitz a full CAS load at the beginning of the day
>you will never hear a low, repeated "BRRRT" in the distance as she finds her targets, punctuated by the occasional explosion as she drops ordinance
>you will never be the one waiting for her on the tarmac when she comes back in for a resupply
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>>13488184
>>13488305
>>13491893

Sorry I couldn't do more - I've been a bit preoccupied lately.

I'll try and add more when I can.


Quick question before I go to bed, though;

What would you guys say if I were to open for $10 sketch commissions?
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>>13495611
That guy's faces are too uncanny-valley for me.
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>>13495611

Look at that not pony.
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>>13495625
HE DRAWS FACES?!
I stopped halfway up the mountains.
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http://derpiboo.ru/422947
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>>13495611
This guy is like, the CAD of chests.
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>>13495621
Ha, that's adorable.
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>>13495636
A bad face is a deal-breaker for me no matter how big her chest is.
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>>13495647
The chest is shit too.
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I truly despise Satyrs,Plane ponies,Humanized,AnthroMSOB humans,fetishtext,ERPing and Questing
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>>13495654

What about stories about ponies tooty booties/
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>>13495654
You came at a bad time.
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>>13495654
Then why are you here?
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>>13495654
epin raeg faec bro! xD
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>>13495654
Well what DON'T you hate?
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>>13495654
Then why are you here?
It's literally all we do.
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>>13495654
that's ok...
>disliking plane ponies
you went too far.
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>>13495654
what about moths
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>>13495668
>>13495665
>>13495663
>>13495661
>>13495660
>>13495658
>>13495657
>>
Guys please stop arguing! We are all bronies here, we can get along. Also please stop swearing, this is a SFW channel.
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>>13495654
Why questing?
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>>13495654
That's like, no fun ever.
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>>13495673
it's not ignoring if you respond to the responses.

also lighten up anon, do any of us honestly care about anything, really?
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>>13495675
> SFW
in theory
> channel
HHHHEHHHNNNNEHHEUE
oh god no i feel it
HUE HUE HUE HUE
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>>13495673
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Who's your pony husbando?
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i sort of tried.wav
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>>13495663
Show discussion,comic discussion,cute fiction,moths,headcanon/fanon (for what it's worth) and pictures of just ponies doing cute things
>>13495673
>He doesn't like the thing I like?
>HE'S A SHITPOSTER!
>>13495683
I am not a very fun person to be around.
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>>13495696
seems legit. you did good.
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>>13495696
Wooooo, Thanks Mewball
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>>13495698
>pun pun
i can't read it i'm afraid i'm going to get raped by sadness
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>>13495694
Pipsqueak is my secret boyfriend.
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I like the idea of grabbing a pony by the back of her head and just face fucking her.
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>>13495698
>Show discussion
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>>13495715
What about cumming so much down her throat that when she pulls off of you she belches loudly before puking up semen?
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>>13495715
I don't like that.

I like ponies eating their favorite flavors of ice cream.
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>>13495698
>you don't hate moths
Okay, we cool.
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>>13495722
I was with you right up until the puking.
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he likes it that way
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>>13495723
>>
ded
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Bring me ponies three
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>>13495696
Looks pretty cute!
This played just as it loaded for me. You deserve it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5tSmOY_iM
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Ponies like the CMC?
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>>13495727
How could anyone hate something so cute?
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>>13495792
>tfw moths only live for around a month
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http://youtu.be/EQLYzsRtpr4?t=1m

would you open the door, mlpg?
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>>13495711
There's more to Pun Pun beyond a stupidly broken character build? Or are you talking about something else?
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>>13495806
not sure what you mean by broken character build, unless you're just talking about the design of the main guy

ive just read some exerpts that were really depressing
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>>13495698
>headcanon/fanon
Ponies are subconsciously telepathic, explaining their spontaneous song and dance numbers. Whenever a sapient being starts singing a song that means a lot to them, any ponies within range are compelled to join in, drawing on the knowledge of the "lead" singer for lyrics and behavior.

>You will never bring an MP3 player with speakers Equestria and blast this at maximum volume in the middle of the Grand Galloping Gala.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
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>>13495829
*with speakers to Equestria
fuck me why did that happen
I'm not chistery
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>>13495819
>everybody's doing it!
>bouncy bouncy bouncy!
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>>13495829
>Not playing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3BWVZ--aE
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>>13495840
>playing that
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>>13495840
>kpop
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>>13495844
>>13495848
okay then pony would enjoy this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4l7bmTJ7j8
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>>13495829
>Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight all get drawn into the resultant musical number
>they liked it
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>>13495832
I'm afraid I'm contagious.

But I'm disappointed. Not even KOVAS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5uotLnP2s
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>>13495854
>that luna porn

Probably the file on my computer that would cause the greatest damage to my life.
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>>13495857
You mean you don't want all four princesses waving their asses at you?
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>>13495868
There are worse things. Are you trying to avoid Applejack joining in?

Because you REALLY shouldn't include http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
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>>13495865
whatever do you mean, anon?
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>>13495854
what the hell am i listening to
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>>13495877
>not wanting applebutt
You don't know us very well, do you?
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>>13495875
What did she eat?
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>>13495891
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>>13495891
Apart from pussy?

More pussy.
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>>13495882
Anon
It was just a disclaimer
Fret not, I'm sure that song will bring you ample Apple ass
Barring that, maybe this
http://youtu.be/4VKy69sE4VY?t=44s
or (maybe a little pat)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZbuIRPwFg
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>>13495906
SHE ATE CATS?
WHY?
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>>13495912
Because they taste like vagina.
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Listening to hindu mantras is damn relaxing.
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>>13495917
What does vagina taste like?
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>>13495918
Certainly moreso than muslim mantras.
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>>13495928
I will never not laugh at that.
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>>13495919
Ask ur brother. Or one of his girlfriends.
Or scootaloo
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>>13495935
>ur
Soiled it
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>>13495928
Pickle Plop!
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>>13495930
the quran extols more about peace and virtues than most other religious scripts
which makes it funnier that religious terrorists keep citing the damn thing
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>>13495817
Ah, yeah you were talking about something else.
>Oyasumi Punpun
>That first comic
Wow. Yeah.

I was thinking of an infamous DnD build that abuses some broken skills to become infinitely powerful at level 12.
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>>13495919
Depending on how much water she's had lately, mostly it tastes alkaline-tangy, just a little bit like the spoon after you've licked it clean of a really good pie crus-

I mean go ask your father.
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>>13495935
>ur
>not "your"
IT WAS TWO MORE LETTERS YOU INGROWN SCROTUM HAIR.

TWO MORE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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>>13495928
Plenka Pleh
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>>13495928
Papal Pyre!
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>>13495939
>>13495949
Fuk u it's cute.
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>>13495944
...yeah man

god
i couldnt even finish it. too much for me man...
The art is really nice though, i kinda want to keep reading but I don't really want to depress myself
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>>13495928
Pope Pencil
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>>13495962
YOU AND THOSE LIKE YOU ARE THE INFECTED TAINT-CYST RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
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>>13495975
The English language was never good.
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>>13495962
No, it makes us all rage because you're breaking some of the most essential rules of writing in our language and passing it off as 'personal choice.'

It's like scrawling shit all over a house and wondering aloud why that's not considered house painting.
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>>13495980
That doesn't mean we can't respect it.
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>>13495982
Alright, I'll bite. People keep mentioning EA. Who the FUCK is EA?
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>>13495988
EmptyAudio, a known bonermancer.
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>>13495985
You could, but why would you want to?
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>>13495988
Electronic Arts.
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>>13495990
Answer me this, shitsheriff. What language are we using right now?
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>>13495975
All must rot, anon.

Praise Nurgle!
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>>13495989
>bonermancer
>witch-dyke
You know boners aren't caused by magic, right?
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>>13495999
Yeah, no.
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>>13496004
Yes.
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>>13495985
How am i supposed to respect a language the USA invented?
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>>13495996
Nice reflection, dweeb.
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>>13496012
>How am i supposed to respect a language the USA invented?

Hah.
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>>13496012
>a language the USA invented
collapsed thread
shot my monitor
called the NSA
hid under my bed
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>>13496016
That's not his reflection.
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>>13496012
>The USA invented
... Niggah ...
It's called "English."
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>>13495996
>Using flash.
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>>13496026
Yeah, I know.

That's what happens when you're tired and don't pay enough fucking attention until it's 2late.
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>>13496033
>implying you can penetrate the darkness without flashing it
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>>13496030
Yeah, and it's what we all talk here. You dumb or somethin? You foreign fucks havin issues readin my American language?
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>>13496030
There's two types of English, though.. Well, three.
The King's English, American English, and Pidgen English.
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>>13496043
Turn on a fucking light?
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>>13496039
You start thinking that Richard Ayoade is posting in MLPG?
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>>13496052
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>>13496050
>The King's English
Ironic considering you are all ran by queens.
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>>13496043
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
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>>13496052
>allowing light into your domain
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>>13496055
Fuck you man I just said I was out of it.
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>>13496061
You just killed Magic Johnson.
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>>13496046
> THIS IS BAITIN'
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>>13496059
S'cuse you, tater, I live in America. That doesn't make me de facto ignorant of etymology.
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>>13496071
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>>13496072
>etymology.

That word seems awful fancy for an American.
What kind of gun is that?
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>>13496077
Twily you dumb pony that's just a hook. There's not even an ounce of bait on it.
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>>13496082
She already ate the book off the hook.
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>>13496091
Deer are graceful creatures.
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If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends.
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
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>>13496101
God damn it, Pank Poe. I haven't thought of that song in years.
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>>13496101
how do i get with your friends
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>>13496098
I laughed so hard there are TEARS
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>>13496098
This makes me giggle every fucking time.
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>>13496101
I just want to get with your friends, one purple one in particular.
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>>13496115
Be their friend.

>>13496101
you will not believe how many times i have done stupid dances to this song as a chubby 7-year old
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>>13496101
>getting polygamous with all the ponies
WOAH NOW
2 MUCH
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>>13496119
>His parents promised him a stag party.
>Last time they order on GraigsList.
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>>13496125
>not getting polygamous with all the ponies
do you even know how equines work
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>>13496136
herds?
...magic?
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Pony pony pony pony pony pony.

Why do the police hate pony?
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>>13496139
Good job, now go enjoy your mares.
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>>13496139
Chloroform.
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>>13496125
>>
>Brony conventions are asking for volunteer EMT's now.

Fucking wow.
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>>13496143
uh
y-you too
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>>13496147
What.
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>>13496156
https://nightmarenights.net/index.php/looking-for-emts/
I wish I was baiting.

I guess this means JJ is on the guest list, so they are just planning ahead.
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>>13496172
Basically had the same reaction.
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>>13496146
>only male in the group
oh
uh oh
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>>13496166
Why would JJ need EMT's?
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>>13496193
All his blood rushing to his cheeks.
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>>13496186
> it's a sweltering heat wave, in the figurative and literal sense
> Anon works at the food packing facility out of town, and just got off work. His clothes are still freezing.
> They're rubbing all over him to enjoy the cool, then clearly that's no longer the reason
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>>13496193
because he is morbidly obease
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>>13496166
Look like they are getting ready for some medical emergencies.

If you ask me, they could fix the problem and just place some mats behind the stage!
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>>13496193
I guess your right...
Not like he as to hike anywhere.
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>>13496186
But Dash would be so much fun.
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>>13495806
I think this is the first time I've seen myself capped.

Did mewball ever do any Twilybus art?
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>>13496214
no i havent but maybe ill try now
should I do the morrigan outfit?
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class="postInfoM mobile" id="pim13496231">Anonymous
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>>13496209
Whoa, whoa, LEWD
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>>13496231
Found out why she doesn't like her hooves touched.
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