Too late faggot.

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>>13478201

>>13478208
seriously?

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>>13478201

>>13478213
>that house
>a shithole

it's a perfect little town house

it's even right next to the fishing pond

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>tfw no new dungeons in Wind Waker HD

I literally have no reason to buy a WiiU now

>>13478201
HOW ABOUT THEM STRAIGHT SHIPS

>>13478215
>not dealing w/ it
This thread is fine, calm down.

>>13478215
Maybe if you didn't make shit threads people would mark them

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Are you telling me that even Pinkie's little mare cock is bigger that yours, Anon?
That's pathetic!

I'm skinny!

>>13478235
Great. Can I suck you off?

You know those days you wish you hadn't woken up?
This feels like one.

So how did you feel about NMM attacking Canterlot?
Paints a more compelling picture for banishment than we saw on the show.

>>13478255
>NMM attacking Canterlot
wait what

>>13478270
Celestia Micro.

>>13478255
I don't think it was NMM. I mean, everyone'd have to be more than one thousand years old, you know.

>>13478270
I think he's talking about the Celestia micro

>>13478255
It fucks up a few things.
So we have Inkwell who's 1000+ years old
We also got Surprise who's a filly 1000 years ago but now is a member of the Wonderbolts.
Meanwhile Granny Smith is hundreds of years old and is old as fuck.
So well wooptie doo mud ponies live less than unicorns and pegasuses.

>>13478272
>>13478278
It's out?

>>13478277
That's not a problem though, ponies live long.

>>13478283
granny smith is 1000+ years old

>>13478277
In one panel you can clearly see Luna's silhouette watching the shadow army attacking Canterlot

>>13478284
It was storytimed a couple of threads back.

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>>13478201
how about a lighthouse?
>you will never live in a lughthouse

>>13478288
anon be serious.

>>13478290
She's hundreds of years old mate.
Ponyville was founded when she was a filly and was when Celestia ruled alone.

>>13478295
I am.
Luna's silhouette and her nightmare creatures are clearly shown.

ponies don't live THAT long.

>>13478284
Yep, it's out on yayponies

>>13478298
right she was in her hundreds when ponyville was founded

>>13478303
but 1000 years

>>13478298
Right, but that doesn't matter because Granny Smith wasn't in the Celestia Micro.

>>13478294
Sounds pretty fucking rad, to be honest

>>13478309
She says herself she was a filly.

>>13478291
>>13478303
It didn't look like Luna to me.

>>13478294
Why would I ever want to live in a lighthouse?

>>13478312
That's not a hang up except for your own headcanon that ponies can't live that long.
Sorry.

>>13478321
It very clearly did.

>>13478326
e telling me that a comic is showing up something that maybe is luna attacking canterlot and suddenly EVERY PONY LIVES 1000 YEARS LONG LIVE THE PRINCESS WE'RE ALL ETERNAL

what the hell is wrong with you.

>>13478323
http://youtu.be/m2LeNBY_5gk?t=7s
to enjoy the seaside scenery and live a nice and quiet life.

>>13478333
Not really.

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Why is Celestia's belly so slightly distended?

>>13478337
That's what the comic is saying.
Hopefully some brony at a con will stop asking fucking retarded questions for a moment and answer this sometime, but yeah.
Ponies can live for over 1000 years.

>>13478333
it didn't to me. take the picture, point out luna and we'll discuss wheter it's true or not.

>>13478347
they've only just started.
>>13478351
That's stupid. point out NMM in the pic and we'll talk.

>>13478347
because she has a thing hooked up to her mouth.

>>13478224
Bu you can play those dungeons already
In Twilight Princess

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>>13478351
>tfw your waifu will outlive you several times

>>13478365
Oh right, silly me. I forgot the front connects to the back and it's not only the womb that can get engorged after being overfilled.
I wish there was more semen suffocation. feeling your lungs overflow with the mollases thick cum must be wonderful

>>13478388
no, it means you die.

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>>13478375
I already knew that anyway.

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>>13478395
where is your anatomy degree smartass

>>13478407
you know people drown with water in their lungs?
it's like that.

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>>13478397
back off my waifu.

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>>13478364
inb4 stupid argument about how it's not even remotely clear that it's Nightmare Moon

>>13478414
semen =/= water

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>>13478364
It's clearly Nightmare moon, you can tell by the way they look exactly alike.

>>13478420
that's just a mountain.

>>13478433
A mountain with ears. hmm.

>>13478433
Why does te mountain have pony ears?

>>13478416
Can't we just brush her mane together? I really don't feel like fighting over this at the moment

>>13478420
>>13478431
It doesn't look like Luna's crown or Nightmare Moon's helmet.

>>13478431
nightmare moon doesn't wear a crown. She only wears a helmet of war. Such implications.

>>13478426
anon, lungs cannot be filled with anything that isn't air because the alveolae are made to filter air, not liquids.
Nor solids.I can prove it:
"Drowning is the process of experiencing respiratory impairment from submersion/immersion in liquid."
"Semen, also known as seminal fluid, is an organic fluid that may contain spermatozoa."

So, if semen is liquid and your lungs can't handle liquid, you're dead.

>>13478448
It kinda looks like the crown, thing is that NMM doesn't wear the crown.
I'd argue now that Luna maybe had a slow metamorphosis to NMM but we already know from the S4 preview that this isn't the case so maybe it's a completely different pony.

>>13478448
Well let's see
We know it's in the distant past
Luna isn't with Celestia
Those are the nightmare creatures that serve Nightmare Moon
Who else could it be?

>>13478351
I keep getting the imperession that pretty much nobody on the show thinks about what they write. Like, once someone asks them if this means ponies live for 1000 years, they're gonna be completely surprised and have no idea what's going on until it's all explained to them.
>>13478433
The ears have the exact same shape and size a pony's ears would, and you can see the flowy mane on the right too.
>>13478448
And it's stylized, it's only nightmare moon because it's clearly a pony, it has some crown thing, it can't be any non-evil pony since she's outside Canterlot looking at it burning, and has a mane that looks a lot like the Nightmare manes, definitely not just a normal pony.

>>13478463
SOMBRA

>>13478455
As far as I know, lungs can handle fluids, at least for a short amount of time. If I remember my biology lessons right, there was an experiment where they increased the oxygen content of water and then dropped rats into it and they apparently could "breath" it.
I'm sure they died afterwards though.

>>13478468
He's kinda imprisoned at that point in time.

>>13478463
Sombra?

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pon

>>13478479

>>13478477

>>13478455
Shut up. I'll fap to what I like, you'll sit there being pathetic and in denial.

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>>13478446
yes... but no funny business!

>>13478468
>>13478479
ok I'm confused
is it Sombra or Sombre?

>>13478487
They call him both Sombra and Sombre in the show.

>>13478487
Sombra is the pony from TCE. Sombre is
adjective
1 dark or dull in colour or tone:
the night skies were sombre and starless
2 having or conveying a feeling of deep seriousness and sadness:
he looked at her with a sombre expression

>>13478420
To expand upon this, there are only two ponies with crowns like that.
Celestia was in Canterlot and nowhere near the battlements the nightmare creatures were using.
Using deductive reasoning we can safely assume it's Luna/NMM. Sorry that devestated some people's headcanon.

>>13478473
No, what you're thinking of is breathable liquid. It exists. It's actually used with deep-sea scouting people, I don't really remember the name in english, because it's better to breathe water, it creates less chances of embolism.
It's also used in sensory deprivation chambers.

Still, it's not semen and you can't create a biologically engineered pony with extremely breathable cum.

>>13478487

It's Sombrero.

>>13478487
Sombrero!

>>13478506
>>13478512
you guys.

>>13478501
It's not really that, but it's pretty stupid. It's borderline clashing with canon. Right away in the first episode, not a single pony had ANY idea who NMM was, who Luna was. And now it turns out at least a third of them were alive at the time. Ponies have horrible memory.

>>13478512

Too slow, m8

>>13478519
>expecting people in an ass backwards hick town to know history

>>13478499
Celestia calls him Sombra.
Twilight, for some reason, calls her Sombre. It's when they walk towards the Crystal Empire trough the snow.

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>>13478533
The staff calls him Sombra too. It's probably just Tara being shit.

>>13478522
CHECK YOUR DOG PRIVILEDGE

>>13478519
Well they were ponies in Ponyville, which is a small town full of idiots.
>Can't fit the Princess' name on baner
>Eh fuck it

>>13478539
Yeah I know. I thought the same thing. She just records herself at home and sends the scripts.
Tabitha voices Twilight in the studio.

>>13478522
For someone who is incapable of not eating, she sure is bad at spelling 'barbecue'.

>>13478501
Those shadow creatures look at lot spikier and less billowy than the nightmare moon creatures in the Rarity issues.

>>13478541
>we couldn't unf it all in

>>13478552
snrrk

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>>13478522
>healthism

>>13478522
>that first paragraph
Why can they never be honest to themselves?

>>13478566
>tfw you can't be healthy on the internet without being called a normalfag

>>13478552
Jesus fuck, how I hate that dumb cliche.
>fat people do nothing but eat literally all the time
You're as bad at lying as Brainy Smurf too?

>>13478572
>implying it's bad to be called a normalfag

>>13478574
Put down the cupcake, chubby.

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>>13478574

>>13478579
Sorry, I've already thrown it at you.

>>13478566
>giant floppy dicks

>>13478578
>implying it's bad to dislike fat people

>>13478554
Nightmarity made them look more fabulous.

FAT MEN NEEDS TO DIE
FEED THEM TO THE CHUBBY WOMEN

>>13478522
>dog is discriminating against fats
Holy shit how moronic do you have to be
even if you can run around with them, which you can't, other fatasses couldn't and dogs learned it
What the fuck do they think, the owner specifically trained the dog to never play with fat people?

>>13478580
How is calling out someone on being as dumb as a preschooler/screenwriter for shows for preschoolers is bait?

>>13478592
fat women are nastier than fat men

>>13478507
>tfw i can't wrap my mind around whatever the fuck jailbait is doing these days

>>13478589
If you don't like it, just ignore it.
Simple.

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>Gotta study
>Leave MLPG
>End up fapping to really really gay porn for 2 hours
>Back on MLPG

I need to quit the internet

>>13478600
It's my right to vocally dislike things.

It's also necessary to vocally dislike fatties trying to consider themselves healthy.

>>13478596
I said chubby,not fat.

>>13478584
Okay, I'll put it away to eat later.

Because I have some self-control.

Fatty.

Lose some weight, get /fit/.
Someone should sent Tiarawhy after you.

>>13478610
story of my life,chum

>>13478611
>no! it's not right to ignore things you don't like
This is how immature you are.

>>13478616
I'm getting swole.

>>13478621

Why don't you just ignore me if you don't like my views?

Pretty immature of you, anon.

>>13478610
>too tired after cumming to study
It's the worst thing

>this discussion
Fuck off to /fit/ or /soc/ or whatever shithole you came from

>>13478627
God speed.

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>>13478614
>self-control
>implying that's a good thing
PRUDES LARDIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>13478616
>tfw getting my Apollo's belt
I'm gonna have my sexy teen body if it kills me

MLPG
The place where you go from Arguing "It's Luna" "No it's not" to arguing about fat people thanks to one single post.

>>13478630
i'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW IMMATURE YOU ARE

>>13478642

ANON PLEASE BE IMMATURE SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>13478637
Thanks! I've really done some improvement, my pectorals stick out, I'm this close to a six pack and I'm skinny as I've never been.
Now I just need to work out talking to people my age.

>>13478638
>lardies
the fuck?
i didnt type that out
must have been a misclick

>>13478641
We should talk about gay porn now

I really like femme bottoms but sometimes I like 2 /fit/ guys

>>13478595
Because no matter how hard you believe that you have some unknown thyroid dysfunction, your body can't create mass out of nothing.
Thus people claiming that they do tons of sports but get fatter and fatter must spend a lot of time eating or eat carbs only.

If it's the second thing, it's only partly their own fault. When you have no idea about proper diet you easily underestimate the calories you can get from all kind of foods. And it's not really taught in school.

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>>13478641
grandpa when are you going to get bored of fishing?

when they stop taking bait, fella, when they stop taking bait

>>13478522
>i consider myself a fairly active person
but that's wrong

>>13478657
You do know thyroid disfunctions exist, right

>>13478657

It's terrible that the importance of calories and macronutrients aren't taught in school. Instead you've got completely half-assed "go outside" commercials that tell you to just eat fruit sometimes.

>>13478657
>carbs
I understand typing out posts quickly and when being mad can be difficult, but please, learn to spell.
Also, who the fuck eats only crabs? Fishermen?

>>13478667
Yes, but even with thyroid dysfunction you can't put on mass when you eat less calories than you burn.

>>13478667
No, they don't, lardass. There's not even such a thing as a thyroid, you've been playing too much videogames.

>>13478667
false, that's just what they want you to believe,like big bones

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>>13478669

>>13478667
They are not prevalent enough to effect 50% of the population of the US.

>>13478667
creating mass from nothing is a thing?

>>13478675
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hypothyroidism/DS00353

>>13478667
Even with a slow metabolism you can't beat conservation of matter
They just need to eat less of more nutritious food

>>13478681
>I don't know SHIT about quantum mechanics.
Do you also believe you can revieve people with the use of lightning bolts?

>>13478685
Ha! you believe everything you read?

>>13478689
At least it was written by a scientist, instead of a dumbfuck idiot on the internet.

>>13478688
>creating mass from nothing is a thing
Mr pratchett, I didn't know you browsed Mlpg.

>>13478668
Especially since it wouldn't even take that long.
Even the slowest person could learn all the necessary basics in a few hours.

>>13478685
>mayoclinic
>women over 60
i don't think all fat people are women over 60

>>13478686
They need to eat more of more nutritious food and none of less nutritious food.

Because their current intake of more nutritious food is usually zero.

>>13478688
Virtual particles don't count

>>13478698
anon, you shouldn't be so harsh on yourself. I'm sure you're not as dumb as you think you are.

>>13478701
Yes, creating mass from nothing is a thing, despite what may you believe.
Don't worry, the humanity has been digesting that information for over a century now, there's no shame in being a little behind.

>>13478703
http://www.medicinenet.com/hypothyroidism/article.htm

>>13478667

Thyroid problems in the extreme can cause an absolute maximum of 5-10 pounds.

>>13478688
>my body uses quantum mechanics to produce fat out of nothing
That's a new one.

>>13478708
you don't know crap?!
i am just stupid faggot who doesnt believe to live.
stupid stupid stiupid stipud stupid stupuid stupid stupid!

>>13478711
if that's so why haven't you materialized a pony next to you?

>>13478616
Tiara isn't even that swole

>>13478702

I'll never forget the time I heard a fat girl talking about fasting to lose weight and get fit

it's kinda sad

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GO DO 25 PUSHUPS RIGHT NOW

>>13478732
I was always confused when people called Tiarawhy swole. He looks like he's 110 pounds.

>>13478731
I'm not fat enough

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>>13478706
> he thinks the internet is made out of particles
Why is MLPG so dumb? Oh right, it's mainly made out of Murkans.

Laser is focused sound waves rite?

>>13478729
get it all out dear. out it goes.

>>13478740
Fuck you.

I'm going to do 30 situps.

>>13478740
OKAY BONNIE

GONNA GET SWOLE FOR YOU

>>13478732
This. He paid a model, in case you don't know.

>>13478733
>tfw got gastro a few months ago
>Lost 3 kilos because I couldn't eat
>Kept it off
>Another one of my abs are visible now
Involuntary fasting works!

>>13478740
SIR YES SIR
I CAN ONLY DO 21 AT MAXIMUM SIR, I USUALLY DO 16(WAIT TWO MINUTES) 21( ) 15 () 15() 21()

>>13478746
shut up you insensitibe asshole

i am crying because of you right now!!!!!!

>>13478740

I would, but I did push-ups on Monday.

today is chin-ups, dips, and V push-ups

>>13478747
FUCK SIT UPS
YOU WANT ABS?
GO RIDE A BIKE FOR 30 MINUTES
THE FRESH AIR WILL DO YOU GOOD

>>13478740
...Nah
I'm going to eat

>>13478760
I'm allergic to the outside

>>13478768
Talk about ponies yourself, I'm not interested in it because it is fucking DONE TO DEATH.

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>>13478768
You could have at least linked to /fit/ you moron

>>13478768
>not /fit/

Fuck you.

I'm going to do another 30 situps.

in, like....5 minutes...

>>13478768
>respondign to shitposting


I'm not even sure why I bother to tell you because I know your one of them

>>13478760
>fresh air
>radioactive smog and ashes
haha
look at this naive lamb

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How about we talk about ponies instead.

>>13478767
BETTER BE A FUCKING PROTEIN SHAKE
BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED LIFTING

>>13478785
For fun?

>>13478776
Then go somewhere else for that crap. That is not pony at all.

>>13478779
>>13478782
>implying
Its fucking /b/ tier and you are a fucking /b/tard for discussing that here.


>>13478785
You
>>>/b/

>>13478641
I'm pretty sure it's Luna. There aren't much other ponies that would fit.

Also, I'm not sure if I missed something, but there doesn't seem to be any indication that the comic plays at the same time as the show. Though the age might not be such a big problem, the story could have happened a hundred years after NMMs banishment.

>>13478768
>chain replies
If you really want to reply to all those posts, do it one by one, faggot. Lurk more.

>>13478798
You can't stop me from doing 30 situps.

I won't let you.

>>13478790
...Nah

>>13478801
And I rather see you faggots that discuss this crap in /b/, where it belong.

>>>/b/

>>13478812
It belongs on /fit/, not /b/

>>13478820
And yet, it fit more in randomness rather than ponies. I suggest you go there.

>>>/b/

>>13478799
Nightmare Moon was trapped in the moon for 1000 years and couldn't get out.

And never wore something that could be mistaken for Luna's crown. If you were insistent that it had to be Luna, it would be more likely that it was before her Nightmare Moon transformation.

>>13478828
it fits more into fitness than randomness

>>>/fit/

22 sit ups.

where is our damn janitor

>>13478832
The crown could have just been a stylistic choice to make it more obvious while having the exact opposite effect

And I was thinking about the "maybe it was Luna before she turned into NMM" thing, too. But judging from the S4 preview it was a rather rapid transformation, not a slow one.

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>tfw getting fit only so that I can hook up with random guys on the internet

>>13478841
Is that all?
That's pathetic

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>>13478768
>implying we have anything to talk about

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>>13478841
>not lifting ponies

>>13478847
We drove him insane and gay years ago, he's currently sitting in a mental institute trying to ram phallic objects up himself.

>>13478799
>>13478832
>>13478856
Maybe it's genuinely some other force besides Luna/NMM and the moon monsters and they'll come up again in the comics later on.

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Celestia's school is actually a university?

>>13478862
Twily Stronk!

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>>13478862

>>13478860
i saw you post that in the /k/ art thread

>>13478868
Does anyone have a Twitter account or eMail address of the writer? Maybe we can just ask and get an answer

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>>13478859
>tfw getting fit only so that I can put on panties and pretty dresses and be cute
that's what cardio is good for, right?

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>>13478859
105 sit-ups, you have 2 minutes, begin.

>>13478877
>/k/ art thread
that's a thing?

>>13478883
eat shit, pantyanon

>>13478871
I guess it's both. The students shown in the comic were all rather young and would definitely go to school, but Twilight seems to be seriously studying.

>>13478889
It's a hobby too you know

and there were some pretty good artists in it

...so who wrote the ethereal haircare book, pretending for a moment it's not a gag.

Celestia wouldn't need a book if she wrote it herself, and Luna was gone for a long time and seems to have a deal with hair shifting back and forth.

Are there other ponies with ethereal hair? Were there alicorns prior to Celestia? The reason for the existence of such a book seems kind of limited if there's only two ponies with it.

>>13478832
As evidenced in Luna Eclipsed, she can change back and forth between forms at will.
It's purely cosmetic and in order for Luna to have talked with Celestia in season 4, she wouldn't have already attacked Canterlot.

>>13478896
i wanted to know, because that might be my thing

>>13478841
>>13478841
>>13478859
>>13478883
>>13478890
>>13478888
>>13478860
>>13478889
>>13478890
>>13478860
>>13478896
Those are not ponies at all. Adding those pony image does not justified non-pony talk.

You guys belong there.
>>>/b/

>>13478862
> "Put me down!"

>>13478859
anon I haven't eaten anything today because of things. Besides, it's the first time I ever do situps

>>13478906

get a job

>>13478888
You little shit, I don't have my sit up bar here

I can do at least 200 if you give me time

>>13478889
sorta, I wish they would have a real draw thread but it was mostly just /k/ related paintings

>>13478900
>she can change back and forth between forms at will
She just did an illusion in LE, she had to use false teeth, too. The transformation in the animatic is a genuine shapeshift.

>>13478899
I would assume it's just a joke.

Though if all Princesses are Alicorns there might as well be more since it was already mentioned in the show that Celestia, Luna, Cadance and Twilight aren't the only ones.

>>13478867
oh, you know that pic of that 80something year old patient who killed himself by sticking the biggest goddamn dildo I've ever seen, the size of his torso or something, up his ass?

>>13478906
That is not ponies at all.

You belong there.
>>>/b/

>>13478883
You'll get leaner
Cycling on high resistance is great for the legs and butt

I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!

>>13478926
Me too!

>>13478799
I think it after Keep Calm and Flutter on
There's a panel that shows Inkwell pointing towards a discord drawing on the chalkboard that has written "Really a friend?" on it

>>13478906
meta is worse than non pony related

>>13478928
>>13478926
>You'll never be in a polygamous relationship with a princess
>You'll never fuck another cute husband while she's busy with someone else

>>13478936
And turning this general into /b/read and not talk about ponies is even worse. Go fuck of to /b/ or steamchat.

>It's not possible for NMM to have been wearing Luna's crown instead of her armour
It doesn't make sense in an attack, but that's what happened.

>>13478925
i don't have a car and i ride around a half to one mile every day on it, just to get around.
i also started jogging, but i often don't find the time to do it every day.

>>13478172
>>13478172

keep it in one thread horsefuckers

>>13478943
>that's what happened

[citation needed]

>>13478934
Oh, right, I completely forgot about that- didn't draw any connection to Keep Calm and Flutter on when I saw it in the panel.

Though then I'm wondering why Luna didn't show up at all at the Gala. She was already back and you'd assume that she, as a powerful Alicorn, would also be somehow involved into the school business.

>>13478922
No, but I've seen that one picture of the guy who fucked himself to death on a horse's cock stretching his anus with both hands.

That is the greatest sentence I have ever typed.

>>13478915
That sounds like an excuse!

>>13478939
I'm not one to find many things disgusting, barely anything affects me anymore.
But damn, cuckolding and poligamy sure are disgusting.

>>13478948
>Half to one mile
That's not shit
You should be doing at least 10 miles if you want to lose weight

>>13478949
This thread is marked.

>>13478965
>poligamy sure are disgusting

huh?

>>13478958
Mr hands?

>>13478956
Read the comic brony.

>>13478949
This one's marked, fagnuts.

>>13478925
>>13478883
>>13478948>>13478964
>>13478915
>>13478958
>>13478922
>>13478974
>>13478973
Those are not ponies at all.

You guys belong here.

>>>/b/

>>13478957
I think the school is just Celestia's business

>>13478957
Well it is Celestia's School of Gifted Unicorns
Also she formed it after the NMM incident.
So eh?

And if Inkwell is like that about Discord how do you think she'll react when seeing Luna?

>>13478974
Yeah.

He is the one who fucked himself to death on a horse's cock, right?

>>13478976
When did it say that NMM wore Luna's crown?

>>13478964
YOU LITTLE FUCK
OK
I'LL DO IT WITH MY FEET UNDER A COUCH

>>13478978
>>>/q/

>>13478991
>>13478986
You two belong here.

>>>/b/

>>13478986
well,yeah. A real horse.
But rumors say that he died because of venereal diseases too, I mean, he had spikey protrusions on his balls.

I think I love butts a little too much. I blame you fuckers.

>>13478957
She's probably not well liked by the ponies that survived 1000 years.
Time doesn't heal all things, some veterans of their respective wars dislike those they fought against to this day.

>>>/b/

>>13478958
>friend mentioned that he saw a 40 cm dildo yesterday don't ask me how he brought that up, I forgot but it was in a normal conversation
>was like "that thing was gigantic, I doubt any woman could use it without dying"
>had to keep my mouth shut

>>13478968
i said i didn't do it to lose weight. back in the day when i was still fat and not mildly out of shape like today i constantly raised the bar to a point where i could do 40 miles day after day, but i got most out of going to a gym.

>>13479002
yeah me too. Oh my god I could write poems on assholes and butts.

>>13478999
did you know moot said that offtopic replies and posts were allowed in /mlp/?

>>13478989
In the panel right here
>>13478420
Threads over

>>13479015
>only 40 cm
>dying

You've got to show your pal a large flared chance.
OR better, an Orca one.

>>13479028
But that says nothing of the sort. Do you have another panel that says it?

>>13478991
Good! now that you're back, [20 burpies, 15 pushups] *5 then into a 90 second wall sit.

>>13478981
>>13478983
Yeah, I was just thinking that an Alicorn as powerful as Luna would be pretty welcome at a school specifically for Unicorns. I doubt there are any characters that could teach them more about magic than Celestia and Luna and maybe Twilight by now.

>>13479024
And did you know that you are a moron and Moot mention that off topic only applies to the things within the thread and not offtopic random crap like non-ponies?

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Why was Twilight attracted to a human?

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so wait

if we say that happened 1000 years ago

even if surprise was a filly then

this is her 1000 years later

do pegasi live longer than unicorns

>>13478958
>>13479015
>>13479029
>>13479017
>>13478968
>>13478948
>>13479039
All of you. Those are not ponies at all. You all belongs here.

>>>/b/

>>13479039
90 second wall sit? I'm not spiderman.

>>13479043
that is exactly what is happening
in this thread

>>13479047
Because ponies find humans attractive. It's canon.

>>13479053
Do you do this every time you come here or just when you're bored?

>>13479047
the real question is: Why are humans attracted to ponies?

>>13479041
She's probably welcome and gives some lectures, but I don't think she'd actually work there

>>13479062
Do you ever consider using /b/ instead of shitposting non pony here?

>>13479070
Because ponies are attractive.

>>13479053
its actually
>>>/fit/
>>>/d/
>>>/soc/
try again later

>>13479057
YOU WILL BE FOR 90 SECONDS FUCKER!
do you want sexy legs or not?!

>>13479077
Except those are /b/ tier talking and not ponies at all.

>>13479081
You go to this board. That is where you belong.

>>>/b/

>>13479041
>>13479072
Plus, it's daytime. Not that Luna can't stay up (see the Summer Wrap-up Festival) but I imagine she enjoys her sleep, too.

>>13479075
i'm just trying to talk about interesting things with my ponybros.

>>13479076
mistery solved.

>>13479047
human body, human hormones
pony mind doesn't help when ur human vagina starts quivering with need

>>13479081
sure,tell me how it works. Do I hand myself on the wall defying the laws of gravity?

>>13479086
its still
>>>/fit/
>>>/d/
>>>/soc/
even if its /b/-tier
just because it doesn't belong on this broad, doesn't mean it belongs on /b/

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I hate my body
It's all stocky and muscular

I wish I was a skinny twink or at least had smaller hips

>>13479086
This is why we need IDs so I can filter this guy and enjoy the rest of the conversation

>>13479072
>>13479092
Man we really need a proper Princess episode to clear some stuff up.

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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>13479100
she just finds him attractive with her pony mind because humans are hot

>>13479111
I'd probably buy that case.

>>13479108
No, we do not. we can just enjoy a thread without IDs.

>>13479052
Or surprise is just like Pinkie and doesn't obey the laws of nature.