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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Best Alicorn
Best Princess
Best Pony

Twilight thread

Previous horse
>>13461515
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>shitposting general
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i cant decide which pone to fap to!
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>>13466293
none of them

pony is not for sexual
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Total slave for donkey cocks!
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>>13466323
Even by her standards that's just silly
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>>13466319
>>13466323
thats it! anon you're of genious!

i'll fap to spike, its not pone so its for sexual
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>>13466327
nope, still not funny, sorry
:(
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>>13466319
but all ponies is for sexual
it's canon
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>>13466323
That's going a bit too far, don't ya think? I mean, it's all about the outfits, not the knocked-about equipment.
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>>13466323
Who does she play against? Ponyville probably doesn't have a lot of players
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>>13466356
They don't have feet. The boots are part of their bodies.
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I would totally get subway tommorow
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>>13466371

My boot will become part of your body in about 10 seconds if you don't shut up
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THEY'RE GONNA TURN ALL THE PONIES INTO ALICORNS
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>>13466374
no you won't
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>>13466374
That's a cute zeb
but can she really eat it all by herself?
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>>13466374
I was ready too, but

>>13466389
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>>13466389

I fapped to that once.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT POST-FAP REGRET
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>>13466374
I just wanna pick her hup and hug her
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>>13466367
She's probably got contacts who call her about dresses and they talk about it during matches.

Which usually really means that Rarity's running ragged around the court in her stylish-yet-impractical badminton outfit while the other person just keeps talking about their dress details. All worth it, though. They pay mad bank.
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>>13466293
none of them
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>>13466389
Still no pony version?
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>>13466374
Now draw her with a tummy ache from trying to eat all that sandwich
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>>13466385
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Ok i found my pen
what should i draw
>>13466326
I dont give a fuck do it itd be better for all of us
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>>13466389
god I fucking love that image so much
that bird just makes it
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>>13466425
EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
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>>13466438

Draw Fluttershy on a simple tree swing
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>>13466423
I fucking hate that face. Holy shit. It's like a face from a kids' stories, with the plump baby-like outline and everything. Fuck. Dammit.
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>>13466438
DRAW CLOUDCHASER
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>>13466413
I don't get it
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>>13466438
cancer pone trying to imitate a crab's sideways walk
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>>13466438
Draw the CMC taking care of twilight who has somehow turned herself into a baby
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>>13466438
Moth pony!
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>>13466444

In my memory, the original Yu-Gi-Oh! anime wasn't that bad and that made me want to go watch it again.

Should I?
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>>13466326
>this is average day
Fuck you it ain't. Or if it is, then the average has greatly been lowered in the past few months.
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>>13466438
draw a coffee pony
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>>13466438
sweetie belle excitedly sewing poorly
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>>13466455
I'm so sorry you're so whiny
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>>13466401
You bet she can. She can eat anything.
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>>13466457

What's not to get?
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>>13466444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>13466374
God that's cute, thanks for doing it.

>all that mayo
I'm having Ice Pack flashbacks
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>>13466480
I want to pick her up and pat her and rock her to sleep and oh god it's cute
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>>13466479
That's okay, don't let my hate for it deter you from blowing your load to it. Although it'd be better if it was a pony.
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>>13466438
Applebloom fiddling with a CRT monitor
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>>13466480
oh christ that's adorable
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>>13466336
>>13466366
I'm sorry, Anons, but the truth of the matter is Rarity is a very silly pony

>>13466367
>>13466416
Sounds right.
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>>13466507
It was an honest observation of your behavior dude, nothing more nothing less, i.e., "Fuck. Dammit."
Although it'd be better if there was more of it
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OKAY DOUCHEBAGS

TIME TO CHOOSE

MARECUNTS OR PONUTS
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>>13466561
Neither
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>>13466561
both
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>>13466561
Can I just hug pony nonsexually?
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>>13466561
Pony
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Hey goat, are you here?
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>>13466374
MT
SEX
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>>13466413
oh, let ME tell you all about it.
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>cheap teen boops
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>>13466575
That's right.
The whole pony. Her ponut quivers and her marecunt begins winking while you lick her ears and stroke her wings and run your hands over her soft, sweating coat.
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Toxic love
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>>13466575
Second.
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>>13466561
Ponuts,hands off.
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Shining armor will be....
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>>13466635
Troisième
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>>13466475
Don't bring it here.
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>>13466632
Fern gully was neat.
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Pony misplaced her butt
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>>13466661
>11 minutes later
pls
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http://derpy.me/3TUyi

Dooks is playing a videogame.
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>>13466606
But I'm not lewd right now. Sun's still up.
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>>13466684
not where I'm from,sweetcheeks
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>>13466684
MT

ZEBRA/SHARK PONE BUTT BUMP
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>>13466668
Does this remind anyone else of Panty?
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>>13466696
butt bump is not lewd, they do it in the comic
do this, MT
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>>13466651
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http://i.imgur.com/hMu90Wc.png
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>>13466720
what kind of anthro is that
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>>13466720
Disgusting
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>>13466684
Oh, okay.
How about a pony on a bus looking sadly at the viewer as it pulls out of the stop?
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>>13466682
but dooks hats me
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>"Oh you poor boy, lost here in Equestria without another human... you must be lonely. Sure the ponies are nice to you, but what about your needs? I've handled lots of animals, and I know what kind of need happens when they get lonely. Why don't you tell me what you need and momma can make it all better. I'd do anything to make you happy..."
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>>13466729
an appropriate one
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>>13466720
>She probably won't even let her on the squad after she's done taking the whole team
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>>13466720
>http://i.imgur.com/hMu90Wc.png
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>>13466651
100 years dungeon
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>>13466742
yeah that's nice and all
but I'm actually looking for RD, do you know where I can find her?
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>>13466742
Fluttershy, my needs are physically impossible, even with magic
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>>13466742
>momma
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>>13466742
You're an evil one, Fluttershy, but i don't see myself with many other options
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>>13466742
fluttershy why are you taking me into your basement
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>>13466742
I'd punch her in the face so bad.
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>>13466776
Fluttershy is a very punchable pony.
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>>13466776
yea, give her one of those Naruto punches. WHen he throws his whole body into it
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>>13466651
MINE ALL MINE HA-HAHAHAHA-HA
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>>13466709
>Wander having sex with every guy he m-
NO STOP
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>>13466757
On the highest mountain in Equestria.
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>>13466742
Yeah, I have a need to visit Canterlot sometime.
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>>13466776
>duplicate file exists
images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378839248362.jpg
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>>13466742
Will you be my toilet?
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>>13466820
Of course duplicate exists, I used it last thread!
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>>13466820
Yep. as I said, very punchable.
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>>13466815
I'd climb it if Dash was my favourite pony.
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>>13466720
i always thought the job of cheerleaders was to help the players "relax" after the match, i mean who would be silly enough to think their job is just to jump around like dumb cunts waving around, that did nothing for anything, the real cheerleader job comes after the game is over.
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>>13466815
What's she doing up there? She can fly higher than that.
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>>13466827
When he said that in the whinny kid voice I lost it. And then the pencil thing happened and I lost it again.
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>>13466742
Can I stick my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?
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>>13466720
>half of the football team
>There aren't a few guys that find it morally wrong to fuck her in this situation.
>There aren't at least a few guys who wouldn't want to enter her for sloppy seventeenths

Why does the media always portray men to be horny pigs 100% of the time?! #sexist
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>>13466847
Please stop having thoughts
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>>13466847
no anon,that's just a fairy tale.
They fuck jocks because they jump around and they're hot.
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>>13466847
we tried to warn her, huh, Scootaloo?
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>>13466820
It's way funnier when you red it from the left to the right
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>>13466815
Well
Better get going.
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>>13466820
i read this like a manga
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>>13466858
"'ve never been a pussy, cause my hood would never let me
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>>13466852
Hater is the best overgrown nerd.
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>>13466883
i do it both ways all the time, just to be safe
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Did Rita from Dexter remind anyone else of Fluttershy?
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http://i.imgur.com/8QMNSAd.jpg

twily now that you are a human you need to remember to wear clothes in public!
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Why is she such a slut?
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>>13466878
he usually never lasts more than 50
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>>13466852
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>>13466742
>wake up one morning
>Fluttershy is at your side as usual
>but something seems wrong
>she's panting and squirming a little
>she looks up at you in embarrassment and says it must be 'that time'
>she crawls on top of you and gasps suddenly as you hear
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http://mlpg.co/qt/res/213800.html

Just need one more vote on something.
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>>13466939
Probably because she likes sex.

Just a guess
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>>13466954
Why?
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>>13466949
I don't really like the show but that scene was great
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>>13466939
That's photoshopped.
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>>13466949
I have never seen this and I tried it immediately after seeing that.
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>>13466939
Clearly it was luna in disguise.
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>>13466932
I-
is it normal that I'm getting less and less turned on by humans?
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>>13466968
GROSS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>13466968
To be fair, humans are also becoming less attractive in general
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>>13466968
I haven't been able to fap to 2dpd for years
kidsune exempted
So no, probably not
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>>13466968
Fucking freak
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>>13466982
>2
3
3dpd
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>>13466968
No.
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>>13466932
She's not attractive, particularly boring.
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>>13466982
i can't find his videos anymore. where can i get them now?
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>>13467001
So Twilight?
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>>13466968
Well, that picture in particular isn't exactly arousing
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>>13466376

Ponies holding their own tails are cute
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>>13466968
I always say that waifu stuff in a joking mannerBut I was actually stupid enough to legitimately fall in love with a fictional character and now I lost interest in any other potential partner.
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>>13467001
Now if she was a fat ass, had a dick and was 8 feet tall that's a different story, right?
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1-3 Doto
4-6 L4Deado
7-9 League of Logo (Yeah I play both so what)
0 Drawo
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>>13466953
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>>13467017
Who is she, anon?
You're in a safe place
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>>13467024
My dubs say you draw
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>>13466968
no, its a pretty common side effect of people who are chronic masturbators to "extreme porn"

thats the term they use in a study that talked about men losing interest in real girls.
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>>13467006
I don't know
There was drama or something and he took a bunch down
There's probably a few up mirrored or available for download somewhere, but I don't know
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>>13467021
...moderately fat.
And with a dick.
And 8 feet tall,
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>>13467046
can you download them anywhere?
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>>13467035
I don't wanna say. FreudAnon will just laugh at me if I do.
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>>13467037
My quads say he draws despite drawing all day and extremely in need of a break
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>>13466456
How's this?
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>>13467045
uh huh
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>>13467045
huh.
I should stop masturbating to extreme porn then?
That's my favourite kind of porn.
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>>13467001
My Little Anon Can't Be This Gay.
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>>13467080
I like it
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>>13467073
Nowhere that I know of, but I'm sure someone had downloaded them before they got set to private and has uploaded them
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>>13467080
Cloud Chaser confirmed for being Cloud Chaser!
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>>13466246
>Best Alicorn
>Best Princess
>Best Pony
>
>Twilight thread

mplg confirmed for ponychan scum
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>>13467080
I like those bows
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>>13467080
THAT SURE IS A PONY
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>>13466339
Oh look, it's this over emotional faggot who was crying when I posted scootaloo clop and asked me to stop because he was having a bad day.
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>>13467065
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>>13466963
Me too.
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>>13467126
I'm seriously hope to not do this
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>>13467121
You know, it's possible to be friendly without being ponychan over friendly.
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>>13467121
oh you again, hows it going falseflag anon? post some more
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I JUST WANT TO TONGUE-WRESTLE CELESTIA'S WINKING CLIT IS THAT SO WRONG
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>>13467126
Listen,I'm a 20 year old virgin.
I have needs.
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>>13467175
NO ANON
WHAT'S WRONG IS THAT I WANT TO DO IT TOO AND I WILL FIGHT FOR HER LOVE TO DEATH.
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>>13466932
>white
>not purple

naw nigga if she aint purple she ain't no twilight
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SHOTS FIRED
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>>13467227
this picture makes me sad for twilight
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>>13467180
Unrealistic needs
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>>13467227
Everyone will become an alicorn, then spike will eat the amulet and become an alicorn too.
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>>13467227
>SHOTS FIRED

whoa that meme is a blast from the past. even readdit had gotten tired of it long ago
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best pegasus
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>>13467260
When everyone is an Alicorn...no one will be
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>>13467256
Yeah. That's what makes them something to be ashamed of.
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Anyone got that picture of how ponies exemplify the golden ratio?

I need it for reasons
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I think Rainbow Dash should become the next alicorn.
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>>13467265
What a quitter
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>>13467265
but I don't like you you ugly sack of shit.
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>>13467265
>incapable of flying
>best pegasus
you could not be any further from being correct than you currently are
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>>13466742
> talking down to a sentient creature
Worst thing
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>>13467272
No then she'll need to ascend past alicorny, to alicorn 2, then alicorn 3, then super alicorn 3, then golden space form, then she'll get depowered for an arc and get her powers back using the alicorn amulet by striking a bargain with the demon inside, then she'll find her TRUE power and ascend to ultimate fausticorn form. Then the series will be rebooted with the cmc already alicorns.
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>>13467277
we rectangles now?
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>>13467306
>>incapable of flying
She may not be strong but she can certainly fly.
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>>13467333
I can fly better than she can
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>>13467265
it's ok fluffershy
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I'm going to marry Bon Bon!
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>>13467347
>fluffershy
>tooting intensifies
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>>13467172
>falseflag
>implying you're not that samefag
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>>13467277
I got chu
>>13467325
This filename, and that other one you've got that's like it, continues to baffle me
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>>13467278
gr8 b7 m6
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>>13467175
I'm surprised this is coming out of mlpg

tfw I too, would want to tongue wrestle celestia's winking clit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9OoQ7PikoDA
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>>13467387
i dont know which other filename you're talking about, but have this one
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>>13467373
YOU CAN'T MARRY BACKGROUND PONIES
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>>13466759
>>13466765
>>13466767
>>13467309
>"Don't be like that, I've seen how you look at mares. I've even seen you get hard staring at all those butts. What about my butt? Does your cock get hard thinking about me? Momma is here for you, won't you be a good boy and let me ease that pain?"
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>>13467387
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Has the shitstorm subsided?
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>>13467418
Guys this is getting weird. I'm scared.
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>>13467418
WHOA
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>>13467387
thanks

this will be helpful
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vts4dxM6muk
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>>13467175
>>13467406
You are all beginners. I would rub her back and brush her mane all night long and then give her a kiss on the cheek before I fall asleep under her wing
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you guys heard this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7NSlBA6ld

i dont know who did it but wouldmarry/10
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>>13467418
>pain
>from getting hard

what? do you guys really get pain from boners?
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What is she looking at?
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>>13467398
yeah, the other five are all going to become alicorns at the same time
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>>13467415
>>13467325
I really need to read jojo one of these days.
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>>13467265
that pony is my waifu

>>13466742 >>13467418 >>13467375
unf
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>>13467418
When i said impossible, I actually meant it.

As in, we would actually be dead if we tried it.
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>>13467446
2slow
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>>13467076
I like Celestia too.
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>>13467453
She's looking at >>13467175
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>>13467429
America made every attempt they could to minimize civilian deaths. Especially in Hiroshima. They only targeted military and factories.

Also Endii is a bitch.
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>>13467453
Me.
Alternatively she's having a giggle about Fluttershy thinking she killed Philomena.
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>>13467471
>targetting
>with a nuclear blast
my sides are still suffering from the fallout
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>>13467441
I smirked a tiny bit
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>>13467446
1) it's rina-chan.
2) she was paid by alex the brony musician for that, 50 $ if I remember correctly.
3) She's an internet attention whore.
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>>13467453
a dumpster full of dog dicks
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>>13467464
who doesn't?
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>>13467453
she's looking at delicious ponk
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>>13467498
>Rina
>Not a screeching banshee
Impossible
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>>13467491
The entirety of hiroshima was a military outpost using it's populace as a human shield you fuckwit.
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>>13467471

You don't get to play the 'we attempted to minimize civilian deaths' card with a nuclear weapon.

High explosives may be addressed, but nuclear weapons are 'To Whom it May Concern'
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>>13467498
>>13467514
She did it though
and I uploaded the edited version
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>>13467491
> I don't know how blast radiuses work
> or how they totally somehow didn't avoid nuking Kyoto or Tokyo due to the cutural value of both
Okay
Now talk about pony, both of you fucks.
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>>13467514
Rine chan is the same girl that voiced >>13467441
and almost the entirety of female voices in animation since 2008.
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>>13467510
I know right, only now she's stuffed with delicious cake. It's the best of both worlds.
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>>13467524
>Dumping 5 million leaflets saying "GET THE FUCK OUT" over a city isn't an attempt to minimize deaths
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>>13467540
and when I mean she voiced that video I mean she voiced EVERY voice.
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>>13467498
i dont know who that is but damn she did a good job, muh dik is trix now
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>>13467446
is this a porn thing or a game thing?
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Man, I Like Junji Ito.
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>>13467562
She's like the Tabitha of the internet/newgrounds
I mean the amount of voices she has done
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>>13467464
>tfw you will never hear her soft chuckle, accompanied by a quiet "Oh dear" when you drop your spaghetti as soon as she enters the room
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>>13467534

Kyoto was only spared because one of the senior government officials involved in the decision had been there on honeymoon and thought it was a nice place.

The 'cultural value' thing was just postwar American apologetic revisionism.
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>>13467563
The only thing I know about her is that she's a decent "Youtube VA" and had some parody video of her fucking Captain Falcon made to spite her.
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>>13467540
ooooh
she's the one who did every single female voice on newgrounds too, isn't she
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>>13467563
just google "rina-chan"
she's appeared in hundreds of animations.
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Do you think humanized magic would follow Zatana rules?
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>>13467546
>die from a unfortuanatly tiemd papercut

so who do I call to prosecute the guys who killed me
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>>13467584
> I'll just say this, it'll be okay
It's not okay
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>>13467582
>newgrounds
good god I haven't been there in years.
>>13467591
yep
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>>13467595
absolutely disgusting
quest when?
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>>13467595
That body is great
the face kills it.
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>>13467595
who's that dude?
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>>13467418
i accept your offer, but not because i like you or anything. This is strictly for my needs, whatever you get from it is extra
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>>13467598
Oh god

I can just imagine a japanese person going about their lives before their entire body is lacerated by hundreds of paper cuts falling from the sky.
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>>13467430
>>13467436
>>13467452
>>13467456
>>13467632
>"I'm not just talking about the pain of that hot monkey dick having no loving mare to take it, but what about your heart? I'd love you, any way you wanted. Come on babe, let's get weird. Take me..."
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>>13467623
Not really my favorite, but it's one of the few with her in the suit that looks much good.

>>13467605
Dunno, maybe a few hours. Class soon, then naptime.
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>>13467660
you stopped being Fluttershy like 3 posts ago
Now you're like a changeling or something
boner destroyed
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>>13467660
Alright, you dirty mare, I'm going to bite your dock
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>>13467510
No, Celestia is looking at that animation error of Rarity's placement.
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>>13467660
Fluttershy. You are a dog with a dick.
Stop.
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>>13467583
What if your spaghetti is her fetish?
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>>13467660
Woah woah woah

I was interested when you were taking the dominate role and acting all motherly.

This is just weird now.
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>>13467660
when I said that my desires were impossible, I meant it

this can only add in sadness
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>>13467660
"No" must mean something different in Equestria
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It's not because they want to, its because they can.
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>>13467725
alright mom guy.
>>
Alright, I want to continue working on Sour Belle but I need a short something to warm up with.

Taking a quick request, something that can be done in 1000 words or less.
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>>13467696
That would be a good thing because I'd drop loads of it.

Though I guess she would find it more endearing than arousing.
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Shaka Shaka Shaka Shaka Shaka
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>>13467758
Thunderlane, litter and Cloudchaser preparing Rumble for his first date.
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>>13467660
sorry Fluttershy, no one should ever ask me to get weird
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>>13467758
Luna needs to burn a lot of incriminating evidence.

Like a LOT of it.
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>>13467758
Shining armor training a recruit the art of sword fighting
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>>13467753
no, I'm the voreanon
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>>13467797
Oh. Honest mistake.
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>>13467778
Scratch that.

Dash preparing Scoots for her first date.
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>>13467766
>no 1.5
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>>13467813
But what the fuck would Dash know about dating?
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>>13467678
>>13467702
>>13467744
>>13467780
>"Shit, I knew I was coming on too strong. The Queen told me to see if I could get the human's love, but its just my first assignment. Look, how about I just do whatever you want? I can't go back empty... she'd kill me."
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>>13467758
Sweetie Belle being prepared for her first date by her very proud and not a little bit sentimental big sister.
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>>13467766
I can't not read shake in the voice of that girl in Mischief Makers.
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>>13467822
>boys like it when you go fast
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>>13467822
Exactly.
Or you can just have Dash and FS with Scoots for extra hilarity.
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>>13467758
A story about pony and anon reliving some memories while walking to the bus stop knowing that is may be the last time they see eachother for years or ever.
"You'll write won't you?"
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>>13467823
Well for us sex doesn't always mean love, like at all
And somehow you picked the pony I love the least
...
Do you think you could be Rarity and we can pretend for a while?
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>>13467762
What if all she wants is someone to dote on and pour her love onto?
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>>13467822
Maybe nothing. I can see potential for fun there.
>"Alright, Scoots, first things first: right off the bat you have to challenge him to a hoof-wrestling contest. Beat him at all costs to establish dominance"
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>>13467823
I'd give the changeling some hugs and love.
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>>13467836
2lewd

>>13467833
Dates a running theme this night or something?

Think I'll go with this one since I'll be writing Sweetie Belle quite a bit later. Now the only real question is, who is her date? Spike? Some other guy? A filly?
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>>13467838
>Dash and Scootaloo double date
>Scootaloo is a little awkward
>She's fine with her partner, but Dash's blushing nervousness is a little infectious
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>>13467823
Change into the best pony and let me have some nonsexual cuddles
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>>13467823
I'll give you a hug, mate.
Don't worry about tomorrow, today has enough troubles of its own.
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>>13467867
Keep the date unknown

just focus on pre date antics
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>>13467867
Babs
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>>13467813
>>13467822
She has experience on that.
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>>13467867
I saw that other guy's request with Rumble and thought it would be hella adorable if you wrote both as a kind of back-and-forth, contrasting how the twins and Rarity handled their respective sibling/sibling stand-in going on their first date, with the obvious conclusion being Rumble going on a date with Sweetie.
>>
Pony is sad that she premature ejaculates.
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>>13467822
"Guys REALLY like to eat, so you should chow down! Make him feel comfortable, talk with your mouth open!"
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>>13467866
>>13467844
>>13467871
>>13467872
the changeling gives you a weird look and then complies

after your done it bites into your neck and sucks your love (soul) out

You die

Good end
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>>13467890
Y-you take that back!
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>>13467896
I'm the guy who requested the Rumble thing, your idea is exactly the same one I want to write, but with Scoots and Dash instead of Sweetie.
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>>13467848
That would be great. I want to be that someone so badly


And now we are also reaching the line where it slowly turns into sadness again because >you will never
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>>13467903
I'm not okay with this.
I should have clubbed that changling to death.
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>>13467903
>good end
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>>13467896
That would be a great idea for a longer fic than I am planning. Noted. May use a different couple, but noted.
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>>13467867
It's not lewd to go fast.
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>>13467903
that's not how you get love at all
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>>13467929
Pone likes to take things slow.
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>>13467903
this is why I only go around in a full suit of armor

good luck biting me!
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>>13467868
>scoots not worried about her date
>keeps getting worried that she'll look like a fool on front of dash
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Would you a sad Ponk? Lovingly?
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>>13467945
you'll never get the good end that way, anon
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>>13467958
No, because manic pixie girls are poison.
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>>13467958
No, but I would console her anyway and tell her it would be alright.
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>>13467927
Thanks I guess
>>13467918
Oh man, double pegasuses. That would be cute too.
See if you can beat AASBA to the punch with it!
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>>13467977
what's the good end
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>>13467844
>>13467872
>>13467866
>>13467871
>"I can do that! Let's see here..."
>"Why hello darling, it seems like your dick has gotten too big for those pants I've made for you. The way it bulges is unbecoming... but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too. Take them off and let's see if we can make them fit any better."
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>>13468002
Evidently
>>13467903
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>>13468015
dying isn't a good end at all
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>>13467995
>me
>write
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>>13467995
Zoom zoom motha fucka
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>>13468008
Nope, not feeling anything.
How about we just talk, that's how love grows anyway.
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>>13467949
>Scootaloo is sweating bullets
>Dash goes to the bathroom or something
>Scootaloo visibly relaxes. Her date realizes Scoots doesn't even care about him and is heartbroken, but doesn't say anything
why is it so much easier to write fanfiction when I've got much more important things that I actually need to write?
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>>13468024
I would attempt to write it but I dont know half of those characters (I dont follow background/OC pones)
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>>13468027
You're going to fast!
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>>13468032
why do you always find the thing you're looking ofr whenever you're not looking for it?
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>>13468008
Look, my fetishes are not love.
You're confusing the two a lot.
Just- just be happy being friendzoned.
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>>13468022
My dream fetish is to be pulled into the air by dozens of tiny fluttershys who whisper sweet nothings into my ear before they drop me 500 feet to my death, laughing the whole time
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>>13468024
If that's the case, we're in the same boat
I should really do some of these little fics that people keep doing in the general. Ideally not greentext ones. I always either treat an idea like trash and just halfheartedly greentext, or get so involved I realize there's no way to make it good and trash it
I think if we Pony or Die again I might join
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>>13468008
Hey, take it down just a touch.
Just, I dunno, come over here.
I want to hold rarity, maybe do the giggle if you can.

...
Did you learn how to do this from porn? Like BAD porn?
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>>13468063
that's still not a good end
also >not cloudchaser and flitter
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>>13468059
GG pls
make Sylvia pon
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>>13468059
Can you do one of Sylvia gasping after she found out the egg was okay? That part was so cute.
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>>13468049
It's an escape.
Practicing guitar as an escape from everything is all I do anymore.
I practice a lot.
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>>13468063
I think freud should take a stab at this one.
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>>13468041
... yeah

Now that I stop and think about it that kind of back and forth would work GREAT in art or animation but if it's just in writing it could become far too confusing really quickly.

There is a reason you don't see that kind of cutting between scenes in novels, it just don't work outside of visual mediums.
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Hey guys what's cracken
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>>13466462
She's a very silly pony
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>>13468008
Ehhh Tone it down
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>>13468008
>changeling doesn't know how to get love
how is it not dead yet
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>>13468097
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>>13468099
I was brainstorming the most efficient way to kill a kracken when playing a sorcerer in pathfinder
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>>13468112
He's been feeding off the hive.
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>>13468104

did someone say cancer pone
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>>13468104
cute
leo is still best horospone
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>>13468112
It can feed off of the embarassment others feel for it. It's like living off sugar-free cookies.
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>>13468114
why does his buckle say that
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>>13468138
you're banned from posting female ponies for an hour
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>>13468138
Can you explain to me why it's named that?
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>>13468143
Fluttershy can tame the wildest of beasts.
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>>13468167
Official zodiac horses
nothing to do with buzzwords or diseases at all
>>
(You)
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>>13468179
Ah.
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>>13468167
Someone, somewhere decided to name the crab zodiac cancer
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>>13468167
Cancer is the latin name for crab. And that's a zodiac pony.
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>>13468185
It makes me feel like I really have people who want to talk to me
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>>13468164

That is outrageous!

>>13468167

Cancer pone? Because she is one of the zodiac ponies hasbro put out, representing Cancer
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>>13468185
M-me?
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>>13468204
I feel you, sir
>>
Fuck, I'm not feeling it today.

Sorry folks.
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>>13468188
WE DO WHAT WE WANT
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>>13468185
I want to take you to a gay bar!
>>
Never be creative!
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>>13468122
If it's anything but lightningspam or an ice-9 spell, you're fired.
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>>13468219
Pinkie you aren't any match for him
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>>13468122
I don't know if this works in pathfinder like it does in 3.5, but my favorite way to do retarded amounts of damage is to prepare a deck of 52 exploding rune cards (or 104 if 52*6d6 isn't enough and you have enough time to prepare), throw it at your target and intentionally fail to dispel magic in the area

it takes several days to prepare, it's hilariously dangerous to carry around and your DM may not interpret the rules in a favorable manner to allow it, but it's great if it works
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>>13468235
Maybe that's her thing?
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>>13468219
Let's begin the Celestia discussion.
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>>13468214
>writefags

huehuehue
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>>13468008
But that's not the best pony

and my cuddles are nonsexual only
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>>13468204
What would you do if you had a random BG pony to befriend?
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>>13468247
I'm sure artists have off days too.

I'll try again later tonight since that's when I've been doing most of my writing.
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>>13468245
your highness, requesting permission to hook Fluttershy in the gabber to express my love
>>
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>>13468083
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>>13468249
haha oh god
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>>13468245
She seems like a pretty neat pony and takes most of her subjects' antics in stride.

Do you think she Knew about what really happened with the Parasprites in Ponyville during her visit?
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>>13468266
God fucking damnit when is moot going to fix it
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>>13468214
Are you me?
because i have 2 stories im supposed to be working on

and here I sit shitposting on mlp and eating cheetos
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>>13467897
ponies blowing their load at the slightest thing is my fetish
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>>13468266
FUUUUUUUUUU

I bet someone in /soc/ just got banned
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>>13468214
it happens
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>>13468249
qt zibba
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>>13468245
Would you scratch her feathers with the grain or against it?
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>>13468249
She needs a ball of yarn

Wtf is this captcha
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>>13468276
never because IT'S GREAT
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>>13468287
First one and then the other.
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>>13468287
Only against a little to ruffle them a bit and during preening.
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>>13468292
Captcha seems to be trying to do door numbers
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>>13468292
Captcha always consist of one actual word and one nonsense word.

If you only fill in the actual word you can put anything for the nonsense word. In your example,
>numbers
what the fuck?
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>>13468292
Google Earth's street view car needs your help deciphering adresses, meatbag
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>>13468239
how do you convince your dm that you can actually throw the cards far enough
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>>13468245
I want some art from some of the scenes out of Celestia quest.

Man, those full body hugs would be 2fuckingcute drawn out.
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>>13466246
BUT SHE IS THE WORST OF ALL THOSE THINGS

YOUR TOPIC IS FRAUDULENT, OP
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>>13468336
Anon says over 400 posts into the thread
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>>13468334
I want more Rose and Silver.
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>>13468334
It'd be great to see Anon actually dropped just a little by Rose at the end after being a jape
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>>13468336
>almost 2 hours late
stop
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>>13468339
>blueiv.gif
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>>13468345
I just got here faggot.
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>>13468325
take a deck of cards
rubber band or tape it closed
go outside and see how far down the street you can throw it

now compare your strength to your character's, or give it to a barbarian and tell him to throw it further

you're not throwing one card at a time, that would be stupid
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>>13468030 >>13468058 >>13468075 >>13468109 >>13468112 >>13468254

>"Okay fine, I lied. The Queen didn't send me here... she was going to kill me anyway because I'm a fuck up. Do you know what it's like to try your hardest but even then its not good enough? I was going to get turned into cocoon goo. I thought that... maybe if I could get human love, she'd let me live. Please, I don't want to die... I'm trying the best that I can. Please..."
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>>13468258
Hang out with pony and have fun
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>tfw just got offered a job

this will cut into my ponying time

what do mlpg
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>>13468336
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
They're all bretty good horses
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>>13468374
Make money
Buy pony plushies
Comission porn
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Apple Bloom just saw your cockathingy

Her eyes got wide and she's blushing

What do you say
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>>13468374
>work more
>pony less
>save money
>spend money on smut/plushie commissions
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which pony has the nicest butt for facesitting
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>>13468245
>>13468287
>"don't talk about Celestia while I'm gone"
>Celestia talk starts
I hate you guys. Good thing I wasn't tired enough to fall asleep yet.
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>>13468317
>tfw you're actually helping Captcha-bot stalk it's ex-girlfriend
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>>13468387
Do you wanna touch it?
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>>13468390
Gilda
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>>13468390
Applejack
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>>13468382
>>13468388
porncommisionplushiemind
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>>13468372
Have you ever thought about becoming a pony in practice and taking their love ambiently? Just sitting around the Apples Farm would probably do it.
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>>13468387
APPLEBLOOM QUICK LOOK AWAY YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO SEE THIS
YOU'LL TURN TO STONE!
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>>13468372
It's simple

just turn into applebloom and let me cuddle you nonsexually

why is this so hard
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>>13468395
>implying I am
I enter 99 every time when it gives me numbers
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>>13468334
>I want some art from some of the scenes out of Celestia quest.
Which ones?
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>>13468374
Take the job you lucky sonofabitch.
Then you can have friends that also want pony.
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>>13468390
Celestia's butt is like a big plush pillow, it's perfect for sitting on the faces of spineless human sexual deviants
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>>13468380
Nope sorry
This one in particular is shit
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>>13468370
I assumed you meant flicking all the cards out at once like when you spray a deck of many things at somebody
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>>13468249
told you not to eat that whole sandwich
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>>13468374
Take the job, anon.
I'd love to have a different job right now.
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>>13468372
See, you're trying for sympathy right now, not love. Maybe try not lying constantly? Being a likeable person?
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>>13468413
she turns around and you see her nethers fairly rippling with need

she asks if it's safe yet
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>>13468372
Yeah yeah, sure. And I'll keep you safe from overzealous ponies.
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>>13468324
Google street car needs your help~
It can't read street numbers or letters
i think we can do it
but we need to work together~
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>>13468422
The ending scene would be a good one. The one where she grabs you and rolls onto her back to give you a close hug with all four of her limbs and both wings.
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>>13468435
So "all of them are pretty shit"?

That's a very negative way of viewing the totally fictional world.
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>>13468472
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

why haven't you killed yourself yet
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>>13468476
I will see what I can do
Though I suck at humans so it might take a while
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>>13468422
The scene with her on the scale while it's moving up and anon's is going down.
The "how could you?" scene
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Why doesn't pony have big thighs?
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>>13468476
Just her crying openly, clasping Anon to her chest would be pretty amazing
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>>13468438
I guess you could if you really wanted, but the whole point is that you're carrying around a magic grenade that can do (on average) a thousand points of force damage with no save (if you can it next to your target)

the other thing is that your DM has to allow you to intentionally fail a dispel magic on the area

when I explained it to my DM it all sounded very reasonable so he allowed it, but I don't remember exactly what I said
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>>13468478
>fluttershy with braids
Oh god I'm die

the cute is too much
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>>13468495
I'm more of a belly and tits guy
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>>13468490
Alright, alright. Take your time, man. Thanks.

And this one right here, in case anyone is wondering what I'm talking about.


The roar of a gallop born of fire fills the hallways, echoing throughout the entire castle. The guards on your run, fearing the wrath of that thunderous mare bearing down on you. The second you're free, you break into a sprint right toward Celestia. The collision is one-sided, Celestia gathering much more momentum than you, and she takes you to the ground in an overwhelming hug. When holding you in her forelegs isn't enough, she rolls over onto her back, grabbing you with hindlegs and wings as well.
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>>13468493
I already get sad just from reading that line again - I'm not sure if I want to or can draw that
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>>13468478
>Flutterbraids

more pls
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>>13468487
i even used less tildes but i'm still hated
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>>13468495
Pony's thighs are fine.
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>>13468496
oh yes, this
my heart won't be able to take it
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>>13468512
I have the vision of what a simple coloured drawing of it would look like, but I haven't drawn anything since grade school and am confident I wouldn't be able to.
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>celestiaquest discussion
I liked the nickname the 'traveler' gave her.
Snow White.
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>>13468516
I don't have very many, but
She looks nice in a bun too
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>>13468515
Where's Twily dreaming a dream?
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>>13468518
Is she mad that we're touching the inside of her thigh or that we're moving away from it?
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>mlp giving Hasbro half of it's total revenue
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>>13468512
Do it.

Our feels will never be the same.
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>>13468541
>tfw I suggested it
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>>13468555
pffhahaha
oh fuck
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>>13468557
But its hard to draw when you can't see anything through the tears
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>>13468518
Pony's thighs need more softness.
To squish, you see.
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>>13468555
too bad they're cancelling the show after season 4
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>>13468560
-Anonymous, 2013
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>>13468555
What about when it does 2 of those?
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>>13468495
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>>13468575
Shh, it's okay.
Draw through the pain, draw through the pain...
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>>13468576
I like them firm, anon.
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>>13468555
hasbro getting paid.

>>13468579
>implying they aren't planning a sequel series
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>>13468575
There are things in this world that must be done. The ones that evoke the strongest emotions are worth it.
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>>13468579
>>13468604
They're going to run the show into the fucking ground.
You know what happens to cash cows like this.
>>
http://youtu.be/m2LeNBY_5gk?t=7s

>you will never wait out a storm alone with your waifu in a lighthouse
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>>13468583
It happens pretty often. I was the Anon who wrote on /r9k/ about how full of hot air Gary Wilson (the nofap guy) is, and it got posted here on the General near-instantly.

There's no escaping.
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>sb
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>>13468619
Of course, they've proven over and over they're fucking incompetent and the guys making the toys are either chinese kids or old fuckers from g1 with the company version of tenure.
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>>13468597
>>13468614
I will give it a try but no promises.
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name a colt, any colt
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>>13468587
Pfffffftthahahaaa. It's totally accurate.

>>13468602
Fair enough.
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>>13468652
Nathan
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>>13468652
INKY
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>>13468579
>>13468604
>>13468619
>implying it's not going another three seasons at minimum
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>>13468555
Huh. I thought Transformers was bigger.

>>13468652
INKY COLT
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>>13468652
R63 Applebloom
All the real colts kinda suck
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>>13468652
shining armor
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>>13468663
yes please
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>>13468652
model 1903 pocket hammerless
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Remember when mentioning > shipping would light this place up like a Roman Candle?
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>>13468515
All I can think of is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5BU44_h74
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>>13468694
2010?
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>>13468650
It will be okay
You could make the picture close to anon's perspective looking up at the scale that has Celestia on it while she looks down at him.
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>>13468587
does that girl yelling have a dick?

i am going to need source on this artist if you have it.
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>>13468690
oh you
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>>13468663
>>13468669
This contract is sealed

>>13468690
hey
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>>13468663
Best colt, hands down.
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>>13468602
is this like the official mlpg tripfag reaction image?
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>>13468694
>all those terrible ships
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>>13468708
Cheesyweapon
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon
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>>13468707
She keeps sprouting legos!
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>>13468703
Yeah, that sounds about right
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>>13468707
You pressed the button...
Do you know what you've done!?
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a "fart?"
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>>13468707
w-what's happening to markerita
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>>13468736
To be fair she didn't try pissing on it first.
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>>13468652
Rarity
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I can't fap when my cat is sleeping on my desk
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Daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3soBhydqY
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>>13468663
>Inky voice anon will never record new voraroos
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>>13468773
Pretend it's pone
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>>13468707
boop forever
boopin' free
let's boop together
you and me
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>>13468773
Good,
Pet your pussy, he/she is saving you from yourself.
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>>13468773
Does your cat hiss at your penis to?
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>>13468732
thanks guy
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>>13468663
Best colt of all colts.
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>>13468707
Is Marker Pony flashing because she booped too hard?
>>
Truffle Shuffle is best colt
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>>13468811
which oc is that?
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>>13468732
whoa that is a little too extreme for me
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>>13468742
>markerita
>>>/mlp/

fucking newfags
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>>13468780
>neither will babycakesanon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DjnRLsbOWI
>this will never stop being funny
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>>13468788
> not just putting the cat outside the room
You're its owner. Fucking handle it.
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>>13468820
>oc

pls
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>>13468832
post the first one
still the best
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>>13468706
i'm ded
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>>13468843
But that's Teacher's Pet.

You were talking about...Truffle Shuffle?
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>Anon stop staring at my butt or I'll drop you.
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>>13468844
don't have it, unfortunately
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>>13468860
Drop me and ride me?
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>>13468555
NERF Tv show when?
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>>13468860
I've made my choice
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>>13468829
anon pls
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>>13468855
Same shit different name.
Or do you call Cloudchaser Stormwalker?
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>>13468823
Sometimes Slipshine artists reblog their work on Tumblr. It's really crazy hyper-elephantitis stuff half the time. Kind of hard to get into.
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>>13468860
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>>13468882
yes, because Stormwalker is a fucking awesome name
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>>13468882
But nothing has ever called him "Truffle Shuffle"
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>>13468855
>teachers pet
Never heard that one
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>>13468847
You must live.
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>>13468731
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>>13468860
>Anon, are you staring at my butt again?
>Let me just shift a little...there. Can you get a better look now?

I can see her doing this in public to embarrass you for staring, actually. It seems like something she'd do.
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>>13468898
it's from the gameloft game

why can't you guys just accept that it's possible for a pony to have more than one name

it's happened in canon
it really shouldn't be that big of a deal
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>>13468732
i didnt realize this guy visited mlpg
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>>13468409
>>13468420
>>13468450
>>13468460
>"I can do apple pony! I saw her at the market!"
>"Well howdy there mister human alien sir, would you like an apple? How about my apple pie? You know, because... uh, apple... sex... do you like my bow? Would you like to pull on it? I'll moan in this cute little voice for you."
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>>13468922
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon/188060/flutterbutt
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>>13468873
Have you seen the girls nerf crap yet?
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>>13468915
not really
stop projecting your fetishes you retard
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>>13468925
[sweating intensifies]
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>>13468925
ew gross
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>>13468925
Look, look, let's just start slow. How about you tell me your name?
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>>13468941
>fetish
What.
Isn't she a bit of a prankster in the show? A subtle prankster.
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>>13468707
>she's pushing this
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>>13468925
AGAIN with the sex=love confusion.
You're not a very bright changling.
That said, the moaning sounds adorable.
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>>13468925
Ehhhhh no. How about we do something in your ball park maybe...Chrysalis?
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>>13468941
In-character she'd not be interested if you accidentally or "accidentally" shot a look, probably giving you a look that says she likes her body but not yours, not like that.

But don't leer, that's really rude
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>>13468933
nothing about this is good, at all
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>>13468978
that doesn't really sound like her at all
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>>13468941
I can almost see it
Not in public, or at least not so overtly

>standing behind Celestia at some event
>"Oh, I'm sorry, were you having trouble seeing?"
>hikes her ass a little higher
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>>13468936
yea I have.
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>>13468925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyNa_NsMR_4
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>>13468933
do you think japan is full of nezumi clones? like how we have atryl clones here.

and they all point it out and discuss it and greentxt at each other about it
>>
>Spike and Angel set out to kill Pony Justin Bieber.

What happens?
>>
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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Ah! I wanna taste a ponut~
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>>13469006
I wish I could into moonrunes
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>>13468994
>>13468978
would you seriously see her doing this? like, at all?
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>>13469006
Dr. Comet clones.
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>>13469033
no
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>>13469027
If she liked to tease you in particular, sure.
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>>13468925
why dont we go to the queen and i give her my love personally?

you'd get a PRRRRRRRRROMOTION that way probably
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>>13468994
This I can see. Just for that extra embarrassment and "yes, I caught you staring" factor.
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>>13469007
Ponies don't seem to listen to music often in their day to day lives.
I don't think they have something akin to pop music as a result.
That said, their music does sound like pop music because that's what the staff feels will appeal to the greatest number.
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>>13469055
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>>13469051
Promotion? What for?
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>>13469061
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>>13468925
NOT SEXUAL CUDDLES

WHY IS THIS DIFFICULT FOR YOU
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>>13469027
It fits her character a bit

Doesn't fit the show at all, obviously
But in a universe where such things were undestood, and assuming she knew you well enough/knew you were attracted to her
It wouldn't come out of the blue, and she wouldn't be at all malicious about it, but she is a bit of a kidder.
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>>13469033
you let this happen. you are all responsible for this.
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>>13469050
>>13469076

when has she ever intentionally done a prank?
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>>13469075
cuddles =/= love

you're getting this as confused as he is

what are you, a changeling?
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>>13469080
fuck you, I didn't show up until the end of s2
I'm not taking the blame for this
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>>13469085
Watch the show anon
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>>13469064
for getting fresh love for the queen?

wasn't that its purpose?
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>>13469085
>"gotcha"
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>>13469085
the episode with Fluttershy's stupid bird adventure
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>>13469029
That's a name I haven't heard for a while
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>>13469090
He gives me the cuddles, I'll give him the love afterwords
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Fuck

I shouldn't want to do this.
http://derpibooru.org/424662
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>>13468669
It is when there's a movie out.
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>>13469085
The tea comes to mind. It's not Trollestia stuff, but it proves she's not above the occasional joke with her subjects.
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>>13469108
anon that's just using him for sex
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>>13469124
I want my non sexual applebloom cuddles damnit

I don't care what the price is
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>still waiting for scraps of season 4
>not getting hyped for season 2 of the best cartoon of the year

http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/legend-of-korra-korra-nation-superfan-trailer-ce3n.html?xid=korranationtumblr
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>>13469096
but when?

the only time i could see it was in fpk,

>>13469105
do you really think she planned that?

>>13469115
best night ever? i guess. and she didn't plan on it going like it did.
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>>13469105
a bird in the bush
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>>13469138
I still need to watch all of avatar first
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>>13468992
Most ponies probably think of you as pretty odd, unaware what body language signifies what and how to be polite in personal space and the like.

> Humans always stand, like, THREE FEET away all the time! They didn't even do a group-hug or looped their neck or arm around my neck when he came back to town and I said I missed him!
> He does this weird thing with his hands coming together with the flats coming together. It's REALLY loud.
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>>13469147
combine >>13469105 and >>13469101 and go watch the show you dorklord
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>>13469153
>bush
____no unf____
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>>13469138
/co/, i implore you...
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>>13469163
>ponies assume you're asexual because you never stand close to them
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>>13469163
holy shit, just go to the aie threads
they would fucking love you and any stupid shit you say
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>>13469012
Too many
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>>13469163
The first seems strange, why wouldn't you give a friend who missed you a hug?

Second's great, though.
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>>13469138
Korra is ok.
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>>13469138
When does it air, holy fuck it has been so long.
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>>13469163
but ponies clap and applaud too
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>>13469206
clapping is the weirdest human shit
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>>13469215
FRIDAY
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>>13469138
Korra a shit
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>>13469138
Not as good as Avatar: The Last Airbender but still good.

Hopefully no love triangle bullshit.
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>>13469234
Didn't they say they would focus on the romance this time around?
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>>13468949 >>13468950 >>13468972 >>13468973 >>13469051 >>13469075
>"Oh no, I could never imitate the Queen. She's too perfect and strong. It would be an insult to everything she is. I'm sorry, I've... never been outside of the hive. I'm not even important enough to have a name. All I know are stories the others have told me. I'm doing everything they said... am I really that bad?"
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>>13469216
Yeah but it probably sounds different, sort of like the coconut scene in Monty Python. Like furious clop-clop noises. In large crowd scenes they seem to prefer stomping. Maybe the best example of a pony clap is also pretty reserved - Twilight bringing her front hooves together during the Sleepover.

Ours probably sound like wet steaks hitting each other. Really hard.
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>>13469230
FLUTTERSHY WON THE POLL
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>>13469234
I remember a lot of talk after the end of S1 that there would be even more.
I hope they were wrong.
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>>13469258
The showrunners have a lot of fun trolling the fanbase.
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>>13469230
>size difference tag to click on
I guess I'm spending the next few minutes being disappointed in porn quality
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>>13469230
kissing babies, servicing whales...you're on your way kid.
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>>13469275
if you dig up anything good you should start a thread on /unf/
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>>13469251
What you need to do is research my changeling chum.
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>>13468994
I'd think she'd be "innocent" about the whole thing.
>"Is there something on my butt? You keep looking at it. Could you get it for me?"
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>>13469251
I am giving you the most straightforward instructions with clear terms, you were close last time but too much sexual

I will give you the love you need once you do this

WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU?
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>>13469188
How much time did it take you to write and post that instead of scrolling or not reading things you don't like?
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Does anybody have the leg slide screen cap/gif from EG? From the Cafeteria song?
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>>13469251
Well you're going for skimming others' love.
The real good stuff either comes from wholesale replacement of the pony or making someone fall in love with you-you.
Remember Canterlot? For a week or so, Chrysalis WAS Cadance.
Can I feel your wings?
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>>13469230
I would vote purple pone into office
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>>13469299
Anon. Don't respond.
You're not supposed to respond.
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Whoah
U-unf
http://derpibooru.org/317124
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>>13469299
We need to not do this again.
That's nocapsanon, it's guaranteed bait.
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>tfw pone yearbook
>tfw cadence most likely to succeed
>tfw in your high school you didn't even have your photo in the yearbook cause you didnt show up for picture day
>tfw the ultimate looser.
Sometimes i wish i could die and start over as someone else.
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>>13469349
if the scene kept zooming in slowly while they were dancing, it would be a perfect nightmare sequence
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>>13469361
who says you can't?
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>>13469349
Do you have a still of just the part with the leg outstretched?

I need it for... reasons
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>>13469295
Celestia would be funnest pone. And princess.
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>>13469361
>springsteed
I giggled
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>>13469361
>that Thunderlane

FUCKING DEAD
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>>13469361
What the hell are Shiny's legs doing?
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>>13469361
I never really gave a fuck about yearbooks.
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>>13469384
Applejack's trademark pose, but he has to lean against a tree to pull it off
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post artists you look to for inspiration
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>>13469374
i warn you Anon, you know not what you do
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>>13469361
Thunderlane thinks he's an anime
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>>13469395
I think I do
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>>13469361
>LARP

over the line, they made him too much of a loser
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>>13469374
What reasons?
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>>13469361
>Soarin
>"Who did I do this for hey, you or me?"
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>>13469361
>cadance was a princess even before highschool
>voted most likely to succeed

no fuckken shit
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>>13469361
>dat shit eating grin sweet cream face
>that emo thunderlane style
>dat loooong lyra mane
my sides
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>>13469361
Something makes me feel like she'd rather just be Cadence for her yearbook.
Having her full name there just seems like she's raising herself above them.
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>>13469376
Yeah, Luna would still play "jokes", but she doesn't seem to fully understand humour so what's funny to her might be horrifying or possibly even painful to you.
Not intentionally, just accidentally.
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>>13469361
>cheerilee
Wait, what
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>>13469361
>Braeburn is in there, half cut out
Did everyone go to the same highschool or something
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>>13469411
I'm gathering all the hidden "unf" moments from that scene into a single folder. This is the last one I was missing.

Mostly as a novelty and to confuse boners with.
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>>13469361
>that Lyra
>that Minuette
HHNNNGG

These are all great, holy shit.
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>>13469420
Shes not in yearbook club so she didnt get to put the name down. That being said, shes a fucking princess/alicorn. Royalty is royalty. Hell when englands kid was born for a week straight it was nothing but news about his glorious birth, like everyone else is just gutter trash in comparison.
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>>13469206
"I missed you" doesn't spell out "I want a hug," and if you didn't grow up in a culture where that's the expected greeting you might just say, "Oh yeah, I missed you too!" and ask how things went while you were gone.

> Anon literally comes across as a sperglord in Equestria
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>>13469361
>that glasses mare in starwars shirt with cool hair

welcome to the waifu herd
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>>13469361
Gosh I really like lyra's mane

MEWBALL GET YOUR LANKY ASS IN HERE AND GET ON DRAWING IT
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>>13469361
.>LARP
NEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDDD
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>>13469361
lyra best hair
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>>13469361
>still not as many replies as Tex

I'll never have that many replies.
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>>13469422
That would also be adorable. Celestia is subtle and Luna is brash.
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>>13469361
>tfw dropped out because I was shit at all my classes
>tfw watching my friend graduate and go to college
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pony butts
oozing human dicks
winking marevag
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>>13469431
>implying they give a shit about continuity
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>>13469449
Isn't that cook's ponysona?
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>>13469430
Makes sense
I always thought of her as a little older than Twilight and them

Although she was in that thing Rarity made costumes for to get her cutiemark
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>>13469422
> She makes someone's sheets haunted, wrapping them up and belting Huey Lewis and the News
> That's not really "funny" at 3am, more like "oh god where are my heart pills"
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>>13469361
>moondancer

so now we can safely say the comic breaks canon and everything is separate now
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>>13469361
Oh EM GEE look at Minuette....she's a cutie booty
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>>13469464
taint fair
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>>13469466
Would you quit shitposting.
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>>13469443
>Shes not in yearbook club
Good point. No way any of them would want to somehow offend her by not giving her her full name in there if she's a princess, so I guess that makes a bit more sense.
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>>13469471
i sure as hell hope not
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>>13469479
Exactly.
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>>13469474
the covers are not nescesarily canon
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>>13469361
>Sweetcream was always a ho
>Caramel was a hippie
>Thunderlane was a neeeeerd
>Lyra had fluffy hair but was otherwise just as cute
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>>13469484
No
Fucking
Shit

The comics were never going to be canon to the show to begin with.
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>>13469422
>for a spooky nightmare night prank she makes a skeleton pop out
>your skeleton
>pops out of your body
>in her defense the dance routine she made it do was kind of neat
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>>13469464
>tfw watching friends drop off and turn into losers
>tfw try to help them but all they do is smoke and play video games
>tfw leaving everyone behind
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>>13469496
Which pony would you go to the Taint Fair with?
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Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
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>>13469361
>Caramel rocking the pedo stache

top fucking lel
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>>13469471
Yes.
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>>13469513
Even they have girlfriends, what's your excuse?
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>>13469503
Yeah, they're mostly gags.
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>>13469529
NO, THERE'S NO FIVE GUYS BACK HOME
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>>13469528
is there any other choice?
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>>13469508
Yep, sounds like Lyra.
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>>13469501
it is. the one on the left is Price's ponysone.
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>>13469509
the nerds keep trying to say it is. even though the people in charge of canon never said it was.
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>>13469535
If you only think women are important in any way, shape or form then you're going to end up as trailer trash.
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>>13469501
Sorry to tell you, but it is
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>>13469553
did you mean to post a picture?
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>>13469549
What an excitable, happy pony. I want her to bounce up and down like that on my penis.
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>sunshet shimmer meat suit
>not just a little "off", completely fucked in the head
>meat and murder canon

holy shit.
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>>13469565
No? Just look at the cover. If you see a pony with Batman's symbol, it's Price.
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>>13469535
No they don't. The only one who had a girlfriend was too much of a loser to work hard. They were going to go to Yale together.
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>>13469570
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>>13469570
i can't handle all these broken dreams
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>>13469531
I thought that was supposed to be his mouth, and they just didn't color it like the rest of them
A mustache makes more sense

I mean, if I looked that feminine I'd rock the trap thing so hard, but if he wants to fight it that's fine
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>>13469577
>fanart is canon

I'd totally that Lady Gaga pone though.
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>>13469577
I eat that pony with light seasonings.
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>>13469558
Fulfilling the basic human need of companionship makes you trailer trash?
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>>13469589
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>pinkie coming to terms that shes overweight
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>>13469577
Justice is swift in Equestria
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>>13469577
But that's just fanart AND those casings look pretty loose.
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>>13469565
oh i thought you had a picture for proof instead of just telling me to believe you.

its too hard to tell rusing from real these days so i need some evidence first.
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>>13469361
God, I can't fucking wait for this. Slice of life > Adventure shit
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>>13469292
>>13469298
>>13469310
>"But the ones with the most love always have lots of sex. I just want to give the most I can to our Queen. It looks like my best... wasn't good enough. Maybe as goo I'd be of more use... wait, what about my wings?"
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>>13469577
> meat
Yeah
> murder
Wait no
Those are turkey legs, chicken wings, sausage and lamb chops
None of which have been shown as sentient on the show
AND IT'S FANART PLS ANON
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>>13469589
>>13469593
Maybe if you ask nicely you'll get a pet pony for Christmas
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>>13469652
dammit, this changeling has problems
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>>13469650
Real adventure shit > Slice of life > hasbros idea of Adventure shit
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>>13469664
http://i.imgur.com/M1FxBmo.jpg
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>>13469664
>you will never be lonelyanon's christmas pony
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>>13469664
A real pony?
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>>13469670
Feeling Pinkie Keen had a perfect mix of both.
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>>13469612
le taken out of perspective
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>>13469652
your wings are pretty
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Every time I'm like "Yeah, time to start writing that Rarijack fic!" I hit refresh and then I get caught up in conversations with you assholes.

LET ME GO I MUST BE CREATIVE
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>>13469685
fuck off homo, take your faggot shit to the sub
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>>13469662
>sheep
>not sentient
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzAmg3864I
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>>13469614
>that feel
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>>13469664
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>>13469697
>Rarijack
and nothing of value was lost
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>>13469697
Never be creative!
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>french ponk
I hope she speaks fancy in the comic.
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>>13469652
You have to walk before you run. And that involves research ever thought of reading some books on acting and love itself?
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>>13469691
It's literally a need, there's endless scientific literature showing that people who aren't capable of forming intimate relationships have severely affected physical and mental health functioning.
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>>13469705
> implying they talk on the show
We haven't seen that just yet
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>>13469652
I could love you if you just be yourself, little changeling And also have a huge dick. Do you have a huge dick?
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>fluttershy becomes a huge party pone after getting drunk
>all that frustation she hides underneath
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>>13469752
>wanting this
http://derpibooru.org/412636
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>>13469744
i was about to say they have, but then i remembered i was thinking of FiW
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>>13469709
Haha well I know everyone wanted me to be at this party but it turns out something came up at the last minute.
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pinkie pie
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>>13469736
that feel when can't hold a friend for over a year
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>>13469736
Uh huh.
>focusing your entire life around women
And it goes from a need to a toxic poison.
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>>13469752
Anon don't mess this up. We're trying to help this changeling and teach him
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>>13469706
I never understood why that tumblr piece was at the top. It isn't needed and adds nothing.
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>tfw comic is trying to mirror pone world not a perfect happy pone land but instead a human world mirror
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>>13469802

>rydell

Son of a bitch
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>>13469802
yea they take things too far sometimes. Just consider it fanon
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>>13469802
We know pony's world isn't perfect or happy at all though.
Problems are just much simpler than the human world.
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>>13469802
Ponies are assholes
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>>13469798
just for you
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>>13469802
>earth pony
>bullying a unicorn

yeah, let me just yank your guts out of your mouth with magic. See how you like that
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>>13469851
let's see how good you are at magic when your skull is caved in with a hoof to the face
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>>13469802
>still
>thinking
>the
>comics
>are
>canon
>to
>the
>show

And shit, it's not like anyone actually cares about consistency in FIM.
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>>13469851
I don't think they can, that'd be too OP.
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OH SHIT. ZEBRAS ARE MESSING WITH CHEMICALS OVER IN ZEBYRIA
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Gonna draw a bit if you guys want to come in
livestream.com/crayon_wax
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>>13469870
As they always have.
Life goes on.
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>>13469861
>thinking they are not
keep living in denial brony
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>>13469870
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM
EQUESTRIA WORLD POLICE
ASSEMBLE
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>>13469830
How is that taking it too far?
It's not like they're taking it to suicide from depression from bullying or anything.
The entire thing is basically an excuse to revisit 80s sitcoms.
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>>13469913
They're flying away with an idea that isn't theirs.
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>>13469906
EQUESTRIA
FUCK YEAH
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>>13469894
It works like this

Show > Comics
Comics > Comics
Comics >/ Show
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>>13469894
Anon, they're canon.
We know that.
Let the baiters be wrong, there's only two of them anyway.
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>>13469870
Time to invade

Thanks pony Obama
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Pony should pony pony.

Screw you Celestia.
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>>13469965
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>>13469955
don't forget that
merchandise > show
because the show only exists to push toys
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>>13469859
but I can stop your hoof with magic

because its fucking magic
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>MLP and LPS are tied as the most watched shows on the hub

oh boy, as if the overlap wasn't annoying enough
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I'm burnt out on ponies, can't sexual to them anymore.
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>>13469883
Neat,
I can't watch now though.
Maybe next time.
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>>13469623
oh my god that dress is so fucking cute
I love it when pank gets all 18th century
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>>13469955
Show = word of god (current staff) > The good Comics > word of god (staff no longer active) > books >the shit comics that we laugh at for poor production values
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>>13470020
Thankfully, where we are now we don't see much of the overlap.
I haven't watched the Hub much since Dan Vs. S3 ended.
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>>13470025
probably because that's the wrong pony
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>>13470025
so what, you're gonna sexual to humans or something?
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>>13470054
>taking word of god as canon
get bent
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We can work together to help Twilight Sparkle win the crown!
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>>13469948
Except... the entire thing is so completely locked down by Hasbro that they can barely breath without Hasbro approval?
Christ, it's not like they're handing off the license to artists/writers and telling them to go hog wild for the official series, they're working closely together on the shit.
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>>13470085
I still haven't watched EqG.
Don't plan to either.
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>>13470064
Maybe, preferably humans with pretty feet
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