>thick
>swollen
>marelips

>>13455583
provide dildos.

>>13455583
I would make myself inanimate somehow so I could jump in

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>>13455583

>three hit combo

jesus christ dude, calm down

whatthebuck

>>13455603
>inanimate
>jump

>>13455621
Thrown in then

>>13455583
>>13455601
Provide horse dildos.

what the buck

>>13455557
>>13455613
Would they even have an official title? Or are they just Agents?

>>13455633
well they can't just call them THE TIME POLICE or something obvious like that

maybe the they're temporal correction agents or something

Do Equestrians even have three letter agencies?

>>13455540
Shorter fics still get attention, but because they don't update regularly they don't get attention for as long. It peters out eventually.

Compiling several smaller stories/quick fics into a single "story" page on fimfiction results in even less views because readers don't have any kind of hook to draw them to the story page to begin with unless they are already a fan of your work. They don't have any one plot or title to gravitate to from the listing page so they never bother to look at the story page to see what is actually there.

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

>>13455608
But if I don't post pone, who will?

Jesus fuck I need to go to bed.

>>13455653
i wish that wasn't the case. short stories are phenomenal when executed well

>>13455654
Your premise is flawed. Purplefaggot is not perfect.

>>13455654
worst horse 0/10 would not even spit in her direction.

>>13455654
Because that is your opinion and I really don't like hearing them

>>13455633
There are no records of them. Not after the last time a nosy unicorn royal archivist dug to deep.

They know who they are. Celestia and Luna knows. That's enough.

>>13455654
Because she'severything you always wanted, but could never get.

Pony wants you to join her indie band

what is your answer?

>>13455666
Agreed, unfortunately stories on fimfiction have to be over 1000 words to merit their own posts and I personally don't see quick fics as being worthy of their own individual story pages since most of them are meant to be quick, fast and fun writing exercises rather than polished work.

>>13455693
I can't sing or play any instruments.

>>13455693
I can't play anything

>>13455678
>you will never assist the Order of the Crystal Ponies in their righteous cause
>they would never trust you because you're an outsider

>>13455697
i wouldn't call anything under a thousand words a proper 'story', really, but flashfiction can be interesting regardless

>>13455701
>>13455702
fine then you can be her manager or just be there for moral support...

I'm gonna play a game of league.

I'll finish the request after this game.

>>13455711
I'm terrible at providing moral support and managing things.

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>>13455703
You must earn their trust.

>>13455693
Can I play the banjo/bagpipes

>>13455687
The Equestrian Security Agency is technically part of the Royal Guard, and has a budget sufficient to provide Agents with a comfortable living wage and the tools of their trade, but the bits are drawn from a number of places scattered throughout the yearly budget.

You didn't think that professional spear sharpening really cost that much, did you?

>>13455711
>manager
hell no

>moral support
gladly, but I'm real fucking bad at it

>>13455613
> fanfiction
But you probably wouldn't. As bad as it is knowing these people are going to suffer over and over, you're so proud of them. You've seen them fight and claw and save the day in ways you'd have scarcely dreamed before joining up.

One Jump, your favorite waitress took a grenade for her kid. The world broke against HER. There's a glimpse of it her eyes every time someone fails to break when they cross the street together. She's flabbergasted every time you leave a 35% tip. You KNOW her, you KNOW them, and no one's taking that.

If you live like this, you'll save them. Every time. You walk out that door and there's no telling if they're going to be called "an asset."

They're not assets. They're your fellow soldiers.

They just never know they've been drafted.

>>13455599
the word swollen aint sexy you idiot, its used to describe medical infections.

sex with luna

>>13455735
* break, brake, awwwwwwshit

>>13455745
where?!

googles is back alive and streaming

>>13455753
Goggles is ded and hats us.

>>13455753
link?

>>13455743
So is red.

And roses are red.

>>13455745
... Never happens because she's either asleep or working? The times she gets off the clock early and you get a dream before morning wood and coffee isn't so bad. You could do without her snoring all day though.

>>13455763
its in the brony stream finder that no one uses anymore

>>13455722
but one in five crystal ponies is a changeling
how am I supposed to get them to trust me when I'm not even sure if I can trust them?

>>13455773
>you will never wake Luna up for her royal duties by going down on her

>>13455747
You need more alcohol, you are fucking up your typing!

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>>13455773
>Never happens

>>13455790
I feel like she would expect it

>>13455799
But would she object?

>>13455735
>>13455725
What happens if one of them goes rogue?

>>13455806
No but she wouldn't show that she would enjoy it
Just grunts and a final mmph when she cums

>>13455810
That is a very good question.

>>13455816
>a faceful of marecum
>she gives you a quick peck on the cheek on a clean spot and then she's out to work

>>13455810
How would you know?

http://imgur.com/hWOeVva.jpg

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>>13455810
We have a doctor.

>>13455814
>only one heart left
>BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP

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>>13455837

>>13455837
not a fan of the multidick
or really any of this

>>13455810
All of them are hoof picked by Celestia. Never in all the histories of the Agency has one agent gone rogue.

Some just eventually break. Just lose it. All those memories. All those what could have been. They add up. Even the veterans break sometimes

It's never a pretty sight

>>13455831
>she doesn't look happy with it

>>13455837
I laughed pretty hard at this. I'm sorry

>>13455831
>shower
>eat dinner
>brush teeth
>sleep
>"Hello, darling. Must you always wake me in such a fashion?"

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>>13455745
In your dreams!

No, really, in your dreams
>you two are going at it
>she climaxes just as you're about to do the same
>you wake up suddenly, gasping
>covers aside, naked from the waist down, hard as a rock and ejaculating
>luna is on her back in the corner but preoccupied trying to stifle what seems to be a very powerful orgasm
>her loss of concentration is what let you slip out of the dream

>>13455853
>she wishes she would have more time for a proper fucking and is all pent up during her watch
>gets in early, magics you to the wall
>it's going to be a long day

>>13455876
Anon the point was that she's bored with you. The initial excitement of boning something exotic has worn away

>>13455848
And it always ends with someone having to go back to before they lost it, to bring them to Celestia to talk about it.

>>13455875
One fateful night you finished in the dream.

>>13455810
My guess is Celestia gives them great leeway and doesn't micro-manage but is at least tangentially aware of when an Agent is using it with the right intentions; it's similar to the system she uses for weighing Royal selection. If it's for personal gain or something that doesn't risk life and limb to the whole area, it's a no-go. Everyone's tempted but few ever dare try it.

If you "green light" a no-go, that's your one strike. The Turner is taken away from you. You get one "selfish" act saving a family or a cousin or making sure your dad gets the right diagnosis at the ER.

Did you really think all those Service men running in to burning buildings to save a child "just happened by"?

The rest of your life is a fairly comfortable desk job. You also happen to be a trainer for the next batch of recruits, though not allowed to Jump yourself.

Even during Boot Camp you notice them giving you the most pitiful expression - a flex around their eyes. "If only you knew." They'll get wrinkles there.

You see them in the mirror every day.

>>13455891
>"talk about it"
>implying there's any possibility other than retirement

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>"C'mon Rainbow Dash, don't be scared."
>"It's just one little bite."
>"I promise it won't hurt. Trust me."
>"Truth is, it feels really good~"

>>13455908
>"Retirement" is what Celestia calls her shotgun.

>>13455910
I don't like this
Vampirism isn't really something that fits the show

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>>13455910
Well, I'm convinced. Lets do this

>>13455908
Retirement is the most common outcome of those talks, yes. They wake up the next morning in their own bed, with the comfortable job they always wanted to have.

They don't remember anything about being an Agent.

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>>13455931
But Anon!
Think of all the little girls, they love vampires! And her name is TWILIGHT!
NOW FETCH ME THE GLITTER!

>>13455942
oh god moot what have you done

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>>13455910
>>13455935

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>>13455883
But that's not what was written, so your branch is closed off.

>>13455910
"Twilight loves 'Twilight'" is a little pat
But I like the thought of her having something that really turns her on she's certain no one can guess and a secret shame
Instead it's really "Of COURSE you like bigfoot, you're cooped up reading BIGFOOT fanfiction all day"

>>13455931
It's greentext, man, 90% of it doesn't fit the show.

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>>13455940
OH MY GOSH THE MAILMARE FANON SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE

>>13455946
I loved that show so much.

>>13455891
There's one unspoken rule in the agency. One that isn't found in any of the books. One that's never told to you during training. One that you just eventually learn.

Never share stories. You know what shit you prevented. You know what you've seen till you had to "jump" back. Telling others what you saw or hearing what they prevented, what they saw...no one ever wants that.

But seeing a veteran break? Hearing all what he says while crying? You never liked being that guy that "jumps" just to warn someone they'll break. To be the guy that reports to Celestia about it

But sometimes you wonder. Who knows how many times Celestia has "jumped". Who knows how many agents she had to listen to. And unlike you she can never retire. She doesn't have your choice to forget everything.

>>13455953
I hate you, anon.

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>>13455944
I thought we got out of the whole Twilight movie/book phase

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>>13455910
>>13455935
>twidash

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>>13455953
I'm excited by this notion.

>>13455910
>"I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash."
>"Nuh-uh."
>"Blast these vampire rules!"

>>13455953
>She was Celestias most powerful agent.
>She nearly took it all down.
>And made the princess question the agency.

>>13455960
>She doesn't have your choice to forget everything.
And yet, she still loves all her little ponies.

>>13455973
>Twilight made that 'bird splatting on the window' face the first time she tried to get into Dash's house.

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>>13455973

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>>13455935
>that bottom

>>13455977
>There was a doomed timeline where Ditzy Doo and all of her friends were destined to weild the elements of harmony and resolve the Nightmare Moon scenario

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>>13455993

>>13456003
11/10, would laugh too hard again

>>13455970
Anon is summoned to Equestria by Celestia. Her Agents say he's the only one that can stop the coming storm. She knows that her Agents wouldn't suggest such a thing if it weren't true.

READYSETGO.

>>13456003
unf

>>13456003
>skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>13456003
>sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>13456003
i like this guys style of fat butts so much. i should probably look him up and see his other stuff.

anyone know what other things he draws? i hope its not furry.

>>13456028
Well the things I heard...
It's furry

I may be wrong tough.

>>13456024
It's mail time!

MAIL TIIIIIME~!
Here's the mail
It never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail!
When it comes I want to wail!
MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!

>>13455910
Oh god, that Twilight. Super Unf.

GODDAMIT MLPG STOP POSTING ZEBRA DICK RELATED THINGS IN /ccg/

>>13456024
I'm curious to know where this is from

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So as we were saying...

>>13456020
>>13456023
>Scruffy later shows up to clean the imprint off the window.

>>13456053
No, no unf.

>>13456028
>i hope its not furry
it is, although I forgot his name
give me a minute and I'll find it

>>13456060
>"My other show got canceled"

>>13456063
But bats, and one of the cutest pones.

>>13456073
Too bad. No unf allowed.

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>>13455910
I prefer if my vampire ponies don't have bat wings.

>>13456076
Why not?

>>13456057
not interested
I can only get in to incest if they're cousins

Unless you're slinging Braemac I'm not interested

Babsmac is only an option if you're willing to age her way the hell up

>>13456067
>>13456028
FOUND IT
https://e621.net/post/index/1/bazaarbobby

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>>13456077
They just float

>>13456081
It's immoral.

>>13456003
>Twilight is often found attacking a window, thinking a Changeling has stolen her identity.

>>13456089
>immoral
PFFFFFFF

>>13456015
They usher to the control tower, not a word spoken. You have longer legs but they seem to be quite good launching themselves forward, almost dog-like. Or that's the best you can say, you're not a big animal guy.

The thunder is already rolling. You're pretty sure there shouldn't be colors like that. Anywhere. Some forks of lightning are orange AND purple at the same time. You're glad the high noman window in the empty tall tower only lets in some of the light. It makes your teeth itch.

There seems to be a low squat piece of machinery lashed into the long metal cylinder running to the top. You're pretty sure the etchings all over make it some sort of ludicrously long fractal array.

It's all metal cables tangled and thick as snakes, coiled up into a plug on the back of a podium. The window seems to be splaying static. Fucking weird place -

You notice some shiny grey buttons hinged away from the window, almost overtaken by the wires.

Your eyes narrow. Is that a fucking Thinkpad?

>>13456094
Inspect alleged Thinkpad.

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>>13456087
>those eyes
u-unf

We need like an adams family spinoff but with vampire ponies and shit

>>13456093
Yes, unfing is immoral and you shouldn't do it.

>>13455910
>>13455935
>The words are barely out of Dash's mouth and Twilight is already at her neck
>There's a flash of pain that lasts just long enough for Dash to worry that she's made a terrible mistake.
>But that all vanishes in an instant, replaced by a soft, wonderful, relaxing feeling that spreads through her body.
>Twilight continues to drink, and Dash wonders vaguely whether losing this much blood is really safe.
>But it doesn't really matter anymore, what matters is that wonderful feeling that's reaching all the way to the tips of her outstretched wings.
>It's like winning a race, taking a nap on a sunlit cloud, and the buzz from a mug of cider, all in one.
>The next thing she knows, she's lying on the floor, too tired to stand.
>Twilight stands above her, licking the blood from her lips.
>"Alright then, Rainbow Dash, ready to go have some fun? The night is just beginning..."
>Dash rises to her feet. All she can think is that nothing has ever, ever, felt this good. This exhilirating.
>"Yes...mistress..."

>>13456111
But anon, Sex is a beautiful thing and it's best to be open and introspective about it!

>>13455973
10/10 well played.

>>13456077
Me too, I really just like that picture for the eyes.

>>13456094
Is /g/ invading Equestria?
Is Stallman going to bitch against proprietary magic?
Should Twilight be called a Unicorn/Alicorn instead of just Alicorn?

>>13456094
>Thinkpad
This universe is fucked.

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>>13456073
Speaking of cute, isn't it about your bedtime?

>>13456128
bed = 0pone

>>13455743
>>13455764

Big macs swollen and engorged red penis

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an attempt was made
my arm hurts

>>13456118
No, sex is a terrible and disgusting thing.

>>13456137
he can plow my back 40 any day.

>>13456137
>engorged
>not enlarged

Forget sleeping and winding down, It's time to be not ded.

How's it going?

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>>13456113
>>"Yes...mistress..."

>>13456139
god damn mewball why is everything you draw adorable

>>13456139
My eyes hurt

>>13456139
it's pretty cute I guess

>>13456139
Aw that's adorable.
Thanks a lot man.

>>13456146
But being ded is fun.

>>13456139
The attempt is acceptable

>>13456146
I am excited for this game

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>>13456113
Unf
Are you trying to give me a new fetish anon

>>13456139
Adorable as fuck

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>>13456146
hey
you get back here

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>>13456146
oops, wrong file.
>>13456163
me too

>>13456107
You come closer. The winding greasy-brown cables are covered in dust and so is the the flat surface. With a brush of your palm you can clearly see the whitish depression where IBM letters used to be.

It's set in some metal frame, decorative. It's leashed into the rest with cables and wires, some clearly stabbing into the motherboard straight through the plastic. It seems to have sort of ... burrowed its way in.

You dart a bewildered look at the Agents. They give no sign. One stallion shrugs. They all look at you expectantly, but at some ease. It's strange; Celestia made it pretty clear if the storm hit the planet ("the Reality Storm, not the weather that is its harbinger") was a going to really ruin everyone's day.

They're barely visibly anxious. They stand like statues - garden statues at their height. Maybe they've really seen some shit.

You turn back to the laptop. Just white static. You think you hear the whine of the LCD a little overvolted, but it's hard to tell over the wind.

You're at a loss here.

>>13456139
Mewball, this isn't good for the heart
It's fantastic for it

>>13456183
Pelvic thrust at Thinkpad!

Alternatively turn it on.

>>13456183
Is the Thinkpad on, or just its display?

>>13456143
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2007/Sowin.jpg

https://derpiboo.ru/424090

>>13456198
that is exactly where I expected you would go with it, anon.

>>13456180
>apple pony doesn't want apple
Something in my brain just snapped

>>13456183
Instal Space Invaders in thinkpad!

>>13456207
<3

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I got a few doodles in me.

What'll it be?

Twilight or Rarity?

>>13456203
>LARP Club
>Chess Club
>Gaming Club
holy shit shiny's a nerd.

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>>13456216

>>13456217
Twilight

>>13456082
>I can only get in to incest if they're cousins
Your tastes are shit.

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>>13456217
Rara

>>13456216
Favorite pony drinking tea.

>>13456217
Yes.

>>13456217
rarity

>>13456222
sorry I don't want to fuck blood relatives. I guess I'm not a true incestfag

>>13456218
Don't forget cross country.

>>13456218
Hes one of us!
Us bronies, right!

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>>13456217

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>>13456217

>>13456203
I get the Men Without Hats and Springsteen refs, but what about Quarterhorse?

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>>13456241

>>13456237
>cousins
>not blood relatives.

>>13456243
>>13456245
my niggas.

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>>13456243
>>13456245
I guess I can sketch them both in this picture.

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>>13456258

>>13456258
whats the picture

>>13456147
Hey, it comes with the territory when you're doing vampire stuff. It's not a great line, though, I'll admit.

>>13456165
Don't fight it. Embrace it. It's a wonderful fetish.

>>13456268
ponies

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Quick, I need an Apple pony before I can finish this picture!

>>13456268
I don't want to say. I'll just delete it if it doesn't turn out right.

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>>13456283

>>13456283
Sorry, all out of apple pone.

>>13456124
... While wondering what to do next, you turn to the nearest Agent. His affect is flat.

"Is /g/ invading Equestria?"

He shakes his head.

"Is Stallman going to bitch against proprietary magic?"

The silver-maned stallion looks thoughtful for a minute and then eyes the high window. You don't even want to think why green, purple and yellow had a baby but it's probably beautiful to its parents at least.

You decide one more question is good enough. "Should Twilight be called a Unicorn/Alicorn instead of just Alicorn?"

The dun-brown stallion raises a hoof to his eyes, tucks away the Aviator glasses, and raises two stunningly clear blue eyes. The pupils are like holes in the sea. and barely breathes before vaulting, "The official designations in public speech of the Princess Twilight Sparkle is High Allicorn, Your Highness, His Highness in case of gender pronoun choice, or Defender of the Eight Seas Against the Aqueous Devils."

"... So Allicorn."

He only nods. He has not even blinked. He does however roll his glance to the window- you now know is a screen, then back to you. The twinge in his neck alone indicates you should do something, or there will be Consequences.

>>13456197
>>13456192
Darting your hands at a dangerous clip, you turn back to the task at hand. Working or not it's clearly on; if it weren't nothing would be displaying. An LED in the hinge burns like a radium dial; this thing is unspeakably old somehow.

You press the escape key, with clicks like a twig breaking. The screen does nothing but register static.

You move the pointer-stick. It's like touching a mushroom cap or a thimble; it's not suppler plastic any more.

Noticing the mess of wires stretching down, you think maybe there's a cable loose. In a moment of no great pride you simply pelvic-thrust into the ersatz podium. Everything jiggles for a split-second, but nothing changes.

The creaking is deafening. You look around awkwardly. The Agents have not twitched.

>>13456288
inb4 dont delete

>>13456247
Come.
Let us cry a lot together.
A think we are known to commonly do!

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>>13456283

>>13456280
But isn't it another one of those fetishes with very little content? I have too many of those already, it's so disappointing..

>>13456128
Yes but I have to finish this picture.

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>>13456288
>I'll just delete it
YOU BUSTAH TEX
YOU WON'T EVEN LET US CRITIQUE

>>13456309
It's out there, but since everyone wants something different out of it, it can be hard to find what you like.

>>13456300
"Look, I am way out of my depth here, so I'd like to tell you both three things. One, I really shouldn't have had all that tea before we left. Two, this is the only idea I've got left."

Unzip.

"Three, if this doesn't work? It's been awesome."

Urinate on Thinkpad.

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>>13456300
You turn back to the computer. Somehow you can feel the agent who spoke burrowing his gaze at a point just past your ear.

You're more terrified of that than the rising storm, now full of what sounds like wolf-calls and ... something you recognize as children's screams played backwards.

The holes seem to pierce at your soul, whether or not your head is entirely turned. Endless depths. Ones you're well out of.

>>13456329
I don't think this is the best course of action but now that he's said it it's all I can think about

piss on the stupid computer

>>13456333
see >>13456329

>>13456300
I PUNCH THINKPAD!

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>>13456316
Fair enough, just remember it's bedtime afterwards

Pony wants you to check out her hooman OC! His name is SARGINT GENERILL REX LASERTOOTH and he's an orphan and can control shadows and fly and can run faster than sound and carries a ninja sword with him and has jet black hair and can travel through time!

So? How do you like it Anon?

>>13456333
I PUNCH THE ENDLESS DEPTHS!

>>13456341
It's going on the fridge
I love it

> Anon saves Equestria through technical support
This is by a wide margin the craziest thing I've seen in an age or more

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>>13456341
sounds pretty neat
has pony written a story about him?

I'll need some more information if I'm going to fill out a proper shipping chart

>>13456355
>technical support
>not a full bladder
anon pls

>>13456327
Why can't more people share these niche fetishes? Particularly people with drawing/writing ability.

>>13456341
>"Aw, it's great..."
>"Is this the only copy?"
>Pony smiles and nods.
>Light a corner of it and watch the fire start to lick at the paper.
>Hold it out of her reach as she tries to save her lifes work.
>Drop the final corner before the fire reaches your fingers, she dives to catch it, finding only ash on her hooves.
>"Next time, don't give me shit and call it art."

>>13456333
TURN THE THINKPAD OFF.
AND TURN IT BACK ON!

FUCK!

Watching this random guy playing A Machine For Pigs is just making me miss Renne Quest.

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>>13456378

>>13456341
Uh, humans can't do any of that stuff.

>>13456378
what the fuck, man

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>>13456378

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>>13456400
you stop that

>>13456378
ah
so edge
wow
such sharp

>>13456361
Pony makes a disgusted face, says "greater than shipping", then spits on you and walks away

>>13456411
Pony is so cute.

>>13456378
>Using greentext for evil.
Why? RCH?

>>13456378
ow my wrists
it's like reading this somehow cut me

>>13456378
Pony calls the ponlice and has you arrested for bullying and having a dangerous weapon. That's 15 minutes in the timeout chair, scum.

>>13456434
I PUNCH THE CHAIR!

>>13456428
oh, the things I would do to that horn.

>>13456428
WHY IS HER ASSHOLE FURRY

>>13456428
What's with the butt fuzz

>>13456434
>15 minutes in the timeout chair
holy shit, that is worse then the death penalty
>>13456443
Brick pls

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>>13456451

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>>13456451
too bright

>>13456443
Ponlice ask you not to do that and give you strike one. Now they're going to count down from three, and you're going to sit in that horribly undersized chair for fifteen minutes.

>>13456445
>>13456446
Pubic hair has to go somewhere.
And trimming it in any way is a fashion faux pas

>>13456450
I little Jack Black knee.

>>13456476
I can do this

I sit in the chair, close my eyes, breath deeply and channel my tulpa

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Let's get on the fast track to popularity

>>13456476
Stupid Ponlice...

>>13456493
I like where this is going

>>13456493
Are they gonna rape him
Rape isn't fun imo

>>13456493
unf unf more pls

>>13456450
What is Fucking Panda Ring for a thousand.

>>13456500
meow

>>13456476
Channel inner teenager. Sigh mightily, but sit down anyway.

Think about how shipping the ponlice officers would work.

>>13456329
You look at the keys helplessly. They're all faded to blank gray. You press the FN and F4 keys to be sure it's not just stuck in a sleep function.

Exasperated, you listen to the full-on dipshit part of your brain. Waving a finger at Blue-Eyes, you spout "Look, I am way out of my depth here, so I'd like to tell you both three things."

He is the picture of attentive calm.

You continue, "One, I really shouldn't have had all that tea before we left." He pops a brow but says nothing.

"Two, this is the only idea I've got left." You pop the fly of your jeans. Your manhood, what it is, is now waving at roughly his hair-height.

He simply darts his eyes at your shriveled heat, only a very slight frown forming. Something distasteful but necessary. Certainly not "impressive."

"Three, if this doesn't work? It's been awesome." You piston in the right direction -

The clenching in your bladder is set free, and what was recently the best of Equestria's Ceylon tea arcs toward the keyboard. You aren't sure what you were expecting but not what comes next.

As it approaches the board it simply ... vaporizes away, the steam rolling over it like fog on a hill. You're so shocked you don't even alter the curve, just suck in with horror as the brown cables seem to drink at the moisture. A good thirty second pass of this, to the soundtrack of howling monkeys coming from the storm.

You eventually come to a dribble. The floor seems to wick it away in an instant.

Everything smells faintly of the jerky you had this morning and floral tea.

>>13456338
Born out of fear and sheer surprise, you punch the Thinkpad even as you put Free Willy away. You punch it again for good measure. You draw for a third when the Agent touches at your elbow to stop.

>>13456346
Still startled, you keep your fist raised. You're quite certain you can punch a tiny horse. He merely raises eyebrows and shakes his head a twitch.

You put it back down.

>>13456386
The storm howls. Well ...

>>13456512
I'm confizzled

>>13456493
Are they going to critically roll his bag of holding with their love potions?

>>13456516
>ponelice
k-kawaii

>>13456490
>>13456511

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG IT'S 'MY LITTLE PO KNEE'

DYEWTS

WOW

CLAP

>>13456517
DO THEY HAVE A PONY VERSION OF INDIA?!

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>>13456462
>>13456470
Heathens

>>13456534
I PLAYED ENOUGH VIDEO GAMES AS A KID TO KNOW THAT THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
FUCK IT'S SPINNING AGAIN!
FUCK, IS THAT A FUCKING SAND PIT!?

>>13456516
The ponelice notice you squinting one eye and making a heart around them with your hands.

They tell you strike two and turn the chair so it faces the corner. You have 13 minutes left

>>13456517
we've defeated the computer

good job everyone

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>>13456506
Actually anon they're going to pretty him up with lipstick and eyeliner and cute clothes and make him the most popular filly in school whether he wants to be or not

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>>13456528
what

>>13456517
Guess all that's left to do is wait.
you are the best witchdyke ever. 404 sides not found.

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>>13456554
whew you had me goin there for a second

>>13456554
I just want to say I love these brothers of yours.

>>13456554
GG ily for this

>>13456550
Begin shipping the two walls that join to make the corner!
All that contact.
They are all they know.
Two lost souls, joined in one corner of bliss.
For in this one spot...
They are totally fucking!

>>13456554
these two need more appearances
maybe they get in over their heads?

>>13456576
They get evicted.
Have to move in with Ice Pack.

>>13456572
Resist the urge to whip out your dick. That would just not make things better.

>>13456554
You could always do something rediculous and have the zebra twins somehow ending up in different sets of armour with surfboards

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>>13456576
They already have

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Ok, here we go, I finished.

Which pony is dead set on acting out their favorite Winger images using magic/alchemy?

>>13456592
can you do this with the rest of the CMC? because holy fuck my sides.

>>13456595
weak
Sweetie isn't reacting at all

>>13456600
Twilight Sparkle.

>>13456583
BUT THIS JOINT...
IT NEEDS SOME CAULKING!
AND I AM A GLORIOUS CARPENTER!

>>13456592
>those expressions
They remind me of something, but I can't name it. Hmm.

>>13456611
Would you help her indulge herself?

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Best pon enjoying some nice tea in the end of summer heat.

>>13456616
ung

>>13456613
No. If we do that, the nice ponlice won't let us go as soon. Wait until we get home. There's plenty of corners at home.

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>>13456606
I didn't do shit; ask Weaver, he's right there.

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>>13456609

Then what the fuck do you call that?