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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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I hereby dedicate this horse to crack ships, because why not?

Old horse: >>13445723

Diamond Tiara x Sombra
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2late4hats
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>>13451657
What if pony wore hats?
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I'm going to run a quest here and you can't stop me.
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I love all of you
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>>13451689
Ew gross get that mud horse away from that poor little hat.
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>>13451653
Pony x you is the crackest ship of all
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lets talk about that thing we were all talking about last thread again
what was that again?
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Ride it, my pony
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>>13451708
Togetherness?
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>>13451689
What if pony made hats?
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drunk ponies engaging in moral debauchery on a mass scale
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>>13451653
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>>13451689
how many hats are we talking?
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>>13451694
please do

I hope it's mildly lewd
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>>13451694
Well no shit I can't.
Do I look like I have mind control?
Look at this silly Anon he-
>Wiggles fingers at screen.
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Hey guys can I run a quest here?
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>>13451709
come and
jump on it
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>>13451708
How Fluttershy is the best ponyulat
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>>13451653
>crack ships
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>>13451727
That pony looks displeased
I hope it isn't something i did
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>>13451753
yes
but it has to be about bat ponies and satyrs
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>>13451701
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AASBA
DID YOU WRITE ANYTHING NEW?
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>>13451753
Sure
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>>13451726
no... no it wasn't that
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>>13451734
Appreciated. I've had that cap since the day that episode first aired.
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>>13451761
that pony is my waifu
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>>13451697
I love you anon
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>>13451758
Ginuwine pls I couldn't remember who that terrible song was written by, I had to look it up
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>>13451779
are there batsatyrs yet?
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>>13451764
nope
nope
nope
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>>13451776
It was
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>>13451701
s-smile-kun??
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>>13451723
le epin brony may may XD!
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http://derpy.me/3TUyi

Hercules starts in a minute, be there or be square!
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>>13451434
at Canterlot
very long walk
legs hurt
go in throne room
sunhorse there
wow
such majesty
"you called"
"yes"
go to moonhorse chambers
"look"
see moonhorse
she looks glum
"been like this awhile"
sunhorse is worried
"take her out
have some fun
make her smile"

accept mission?
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>>13451787
I saw her first
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>That cookie clicker thing that GG made
Heh
Made me smile.
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>>13451793
>terrible song
fuck you
fuck you forever

I really like this off-genre cover too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmiPFF3E_4I
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>>13451764

Every time I see that bit of Dash's tail in the thumbnail, I get ready for lewd
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Is Saint's Row 4 any good? I wanted to get Shogun Total War 2 but I couldn't get the crack to work, heard Rome Total War 2 is buggy as fuck at the moment.
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>>13451796
yes
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>>13451781
UH...

HEY GUYS TAKING REQUESTS FOR QUICK FIC FIX
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>>13451816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNEgUPKxk7A
Fucking 90's
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>>13451827
disgusting
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>>13451785
Was it that people have different opinions and that is just fine?
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>>13451797
>implying Rainbow will not be happy with his Dogbando
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ODDS: MASTURBATE TOMORROW

EVENS: MASTURBATE TONIGHT as well as tomorrow
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>>13451822
GOTY
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>>13451836
Applejack spy
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>>13451846
nope
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>>13451836
Soarin and spitfire on a date
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>>13451799
Oh
Oh no
Crap

I hope she doesn't tell her friends
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>>13451836
Twilight and Rarity in Canterlot drinking some coffee before going in town
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>>13451851
Zombie Rome
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>>13451812
Data pls, you can't even run flash.
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>>13451807
Mission accepted.
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>>13451812
you and me are about to tussle
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>>13451822
SR4 is pretty fun but way shorter than SR3
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>>13451842
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>>13451868
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>>13451780

2slow with your stories isaac.
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>>13451822
Saints Row 4 is a hell of a lot of fun and a good game, but not necessarily good AS a Saints Row game.

The writing at least is right back up there with SR2 if not better than it.
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>>13451813
Kind of weird he didn't just show us, too, as far as I knew we're fine with CC.

But whatevs!
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>>13451836
Rainbow Dash vs Sanic
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>>13451836
Cadence and Shinning armor having a romantic, candle lit dinner

at a chuckie cheese
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>>13451889
Dash really needs to eat less fiber.
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>>13451862
This gives me ideas.

Anybody got a pony pun name for Marie Callender's?
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>>13451897
He didn't?
I thought that he posted it here and someone from MLPG posted there, seeing how many faggots also frequent that place.
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>>13451822
Dubstep. GUN!
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>>13451887
Those bats can be so cute.
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>>13451848
The novelty of beating off to ponies wore off for me, I don't know what to do with myself. Imagination doesn't cut it anymore.
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>>13451891
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>>13451806
But it's hip to be square!
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>>13451929
I checked the timestamps, it showed up in CCG about a minute before it showed up in MLPG
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>>13451797
>CrackShips
>
An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen. In fact a person must be on crack to even support such a relationship.
>Translation: A high form of autism

>>13451861
But both you and he are happy.

>>13451820
lewd
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>>13451928
>>13451928
Mare Callender?
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>>13451915
Fuck, that one is good too.

But I may stick with the Wonderbolt date idea.
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>>13451929
the filenames were different
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>>13451955
I'LL TAKE IT
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>>13451897
Because it's not related to MLP a all, so why show it here.
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>>13451956
double date?
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>>13451841
Now that we found pone what are we gonna do with it?
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>>13451966
what about Maré Callender?
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>>13451977
Befriend it.
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>>13451977
Eat it
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anyone have that ross picture in last thread before it was deleted
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>>13451997
>>13452004
combine these
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>>13451970
That would get convoluted. I'm going to keep it to something simple that I can focus on and try for a better story.

HERE I GO.
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>>13451953
nope
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>>13452008
who cares, it probably wasn't even pony
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>>13451997
With friendship?
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>>13451977
Punch in snout to establish superiority
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why is it not legal to magdump the fucker driving around at midnight blasting shit with his fucking subwoofers
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If you met a girl who reminded you of Rainbow Dash (minus the lesbian tendencies), what would you do?
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>>13452041
this
>>13452030
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>>13452041
Ask her if she knows how to get to Equestria.
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>>13452032
move to a libertarian paradise like Somalia
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>>13452041
Depends on the when and where
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>>13452041
What if I want the lesbian tendencies?
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>>13452030
Pony then shows her butt as a sign of obedience
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>>13452054

I like not being beheaded too though
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>>13451969
Because he posted many things that weren't MLP here too?
I guess he thought that some people would hate the game or something but still.
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>>13452070
such is the dilemma of the free man
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>>13452060
I do to.

Nobody's perfect I suppose
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>>13452041
imagine myself chat with her then ask for her number
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>>13452083

I'll take my chances in Somalia.

I'll see you guys in a month, and hopefully I'll have my own pony by then.
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>>13452067
Make them twerk it.
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>>13452099
I bet if we pooled our resources we could get a compound with several ponies
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>>13452112
We would need to get in touch with /k/ to get a meatwall of neckbeards with nuggets to protect us.
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>>13452094
B-but anon. She has a LDR boyfriend.

This is literally like stealing dash away from Soarin'
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Pony went to your freezer to look for a snack but found these. How do you explain?
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I've captured pony in my cage! Now what?
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>>13452135
>stealing

this is the dumbest thing
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>chistery falls to shitposters.
>Nobody shows up to his quest anyways.
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>>13452135
Being a fan girl and sending slightly creepy letters to someone isnt a relationship
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>>13452147

Force pone to play Russian Roulette
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>>13452132
Wouldn't that be the funniest thing
Half the boards on 4chan have had huge sprawling threads about making their own country or taking over sealand or starting a commune or whatever shit

And the only one that ever actually happens is "My Little Horsefucker Ranch"
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pink pony pussy
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>>13452132
let's do it
They have cumlube and bad-dragon dildos, there's some common ground already
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I licked pony and now I feel really sick. Help me mlpg.
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>>13452160
lel
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>>13452175
Shouldn't have licked Rarity

she's a breeding ground for nasty
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Sometimes I really worry
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>>13452175
which pony?
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>>13452168
>And the only one that ever actually happens is "My Little Horsefucker Ranch"

What
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>>13452174
>>13452168

I've got 4 guns, that's a start.

who's buying us all plane tickets to Somalia?
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>>13452198
The yellow one. She's the only one I could catch.
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>>13452195
...What am I supposed to see there?
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>>13452163
I tried to, but pony bit me and ran in between my computer desk.
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>>13452204
hypothetically
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>>13452132
The first think /k/ would do is shoot everyone in the compound
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>>13452160
> falls to
Tried to keep the rest of the thread from being "THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT FUCKING QUESTS GODDAMN WAIFU SHIT"

Instead it became something MUCH worse

Also nice meme. Does 2005 know you're borrowing it?
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>>13452220
>get your rape on
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>>13452200
Yes, it is a good time
Now turn around
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>>13452200
>>>/out/
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>>13452204
/mlp/ actually owns an island now
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>>13452215
There are lots of yellow ponies, anon.
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>>13452232
Bullshit, they have good trigger discipline
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>>13452168
>animal brothels are legal in Germany
>horsefuckers start an MLP brothel and it quickly becomes the most popular sex tourist destination for zoophiles in the world

we'd be rich, holy shit
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>>13452215
which yellow one

did it have wings or a horn?
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>>13452240
>Replying to it.
You fucking idiot.
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>>13452232
>/k/
>not at least thrice as /d/ as /mlp/ is
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>>13452240
>>>/sleep/
You've had enough shitposter defending for one night.
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>>13452240
Whoa Chistery calm down.
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>>13452223

fumigate the premises
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>>13452255
It wouldnt be an accident
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>>13452255
Which is why they don't shoot each other.
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>>13452252
How many?
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>Season 4 premier
>It looks like Twilight and friends are having trouble facing a new enemy.
>Twilight was actually using a training simulation spell.
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SAN DIEGO HORSE IS HORSING AT HORSE TIME AND STATION
13451332
If anyone's interested clearly the OP hasn't attracted the hardcore waifu fans
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>>13452264
They're actually not legal.
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>>13452274
You think they have seen plane ponies yet?
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>>13452274
/k/'s anthro plane threads always make me laugh
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>>13452240
Oh, nigga mad.
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>>13452264
We'd need to start some serious selective breeding to get marshmallow qualities. I'm pretty sure we'd end up with a ton of other crazy harmful mutations too.
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What if your waifu said that she loves you?
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>>13452284
Pony is ded
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>>13452294
chis stop.
Your drunk.
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>>13452288
I don't know, I'm not some nerd who counts.
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>>13452318
Kill myself
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>>13452297
Couldn't you set up something like an escort service where you technically pay to go on a 'date', and if anything illegal happens during that date, it's between the two people and the arranging party isn't legally responsible?
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>>13452319
Now raise the pony as your loyal thrall, be sure to use a goat as the sacrifice. Anything else will imbue pony with enough power to one day overthrow you.
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>>13452264
>business where you literally don't have to pay your employees a single cent
why are we not doing this right now?
I'm moving to Germany tomorrow to start the MLPG pony brothel, who's coming with me?
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>>13452318
Honestly? If it was unexpected I'd probably cry of happiness. Just drop whatever I was holding, hug her and start crying like a little bitch.
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>>13452318
I would tell her I love her too.
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>>13452300
I've seen blitz posted there once or twice

It tends to get a "heh, that's kinda funny" reaction
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>>13452277
They're kind of snippy and I'm not a fan of moving horse, so really it's trying to avoid crashing and burning

It was inevitable, like that terrible 12 Monkeys movie

>>13452305
I couldn't resist, it's literally from 2005

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tLSgRzCAtXA
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>>13452318
>Shutup baby I know it.
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>>13452322
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>>13452304
>That dripping door.
MY DICK!
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i drew luna and bat pone

fuck backgrounds though
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>>13452321
No, Carmen stole the carats.
They smell faintly of gypsum.
>>13451332
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Evening Mlpg.
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>>13452338
Mini mares are about 500-1000 per horse, plus the cost of renting/leasing the land you're using, you'd obviously want to have a stable and barn.
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>>13452322
Oh yeah? Then how many ponies are here?
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>>13452365
I LIKE IT

>>13452372
I LIKE THIS ALSO
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>>13452322
that is the greatest gif i have ever seen.
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>>13452318

It would go something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4F3f6cKk_s
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>>13452380
None.
Those are fillies.
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>>13452365
Dat's a kawaii Luna.
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>>13452365
>>13452372
You tried.
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>>13452318
Shrug it off since we're far enough in this relationship where it's just become habit and lost all meaning, same with our dwindling attraction to each other.
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>>13452365
that background is fine
draw more of that batguard having fun
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>>13452366
I PUNCH THE GYPSIES!
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>>13452397
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>>13452304
Do people really get off to porn of planes?
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>>13452390
>>13452404
...I didn't draw this.
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>>13452380
One
Two
Three
Four
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>>13452365
>neigh
Luna is an Applebeans fan?
>fuck bg's
Gotta have ponies in interesting locales.
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>>13452408
sounds like you don't truly love her.
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>>13452411
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>>13452372
>>13452390
But it's old and weird.
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>>13452420
Do people really get off to porn of ponies?
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>>13452421
I NEVER SAID YOU DID
BUT I ENJOY BOTH OF THOSE PICTURES
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>>13452365
Fuck off.
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>>13452365
I bet that nightguard is pounding that moonpussy every night
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>>13452420
Do people really get off to eating other people?
Do people really get off to smearing shit over themselves?
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>mfw lurking this thread it never changes
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>>13452435
Do people really get off to plane ponies except me?
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>>13452415
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>>13452420
Do people really get off to German fart porn?
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>>13452444
Every full moon it transforms into a lovecraftian horror. So you could say he's "pounding" it sure.
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>>13452372
thanks a bundle for fulfilling my request the other day
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>>13452453
d-do you think someone will post some plane ponies tonight...?
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>>13452449
>MLPG has never changed for 5 years.

If it aint broke, don't fix it.
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>>13452463
ja
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>>13452462
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>>13452420

I'd love my anthro A-10 Thunderbolt if I had one

I'd love her right
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>>13452472
New ones? I doubt it
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>>13452472
JESSEY JESSEY ROSS
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>>13452464
I bet it's all soft and warm
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>>13452472
Ask Jailbait
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>>13452475
i bet i can dig up a problem
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>>13452435
Actual, mini-horses, or My Little Ponies? And yes to both.
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>>13452491
Oh man, why is this ship so cute?
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>>13452462

>eat my pussy

How crass
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>>13452508
I can too.
It's in the post I quoted.
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Pnoy is BCS right?
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>>13452475
>5 years
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>mlpg gives me amazon celestia fetish
>do google search of tall pornstars
>all the lists show girls 5'7"-5'10" max

what the fuck. i have never had this much trouble finding porn before.
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>>13452435
just try to browse pony porn, and see if you can handle it.
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>>13452518
because they are so big and cuddly
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>>13452472
Nope.
I can't wait for plane ponies to turn into the new bat ponies.
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>>13452541
just find stuff with short dudes
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>>13452527
Oh look I didn't have to dig very deep.
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>>13452550
Too bad plane ponies came before bat ponies
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>>13452518

>that eye shadow

muh reproductive organs
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>>13452464
New head-canon acquired.
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>>13452550
Don't even joke, asshole.
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>>13452465
The vore one?

No Problem! Did you see the final one?
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>>13452518
Mac ships work well.
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>>13452508
Hey mlpg,

Did you finish those projects?
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>>13452570
That's cute.
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>>13452549
I want to cuddle Luna myself. But I guess I can do it vicariously through Big Mac.
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>>13452562
So? All it takes is a thread outside, some drawfags taking requests, and it happens all oer again

>>13452571
I think I might actually do it myself.
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>>13452574
I always ready this as "hello big mac, how big are you?"
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>>13452550
You mean shitposted by one or two people about but still posted because most of the content is still rather nice?
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>>13452462

You can tell that guard can smell the sour scent of her hoof from being in that shoe all day.

You can see it in his eyes.
>>
pony just quacked.
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>>13452518
i love the cat thing they do
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>>13452518
Both are socially retarded?
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>>13452541

Just fap to erotic text and imagination like all the other guys with unrealistic fetishes
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>>13452595
if you posted a thread for plane ponies I would spam it with pictures and requests for drones
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>>13452577
you mean le game?

It's still WIP.

I have to come up with some method of keeping track of everything in Equestria while it simulates.

I'm taking some time to brainstorm this.
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>>13452604
Pony isn't a duck though, well except from some art by a few people we know and when Cadance(Chrysalis was singing)
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I think one of the worse things I have ever done was fap to MLP fapfics.
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>>13452595
Someone sounds a little mad that the artist won't fuck him.
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>>13452610
I guess I can relate to them, then.
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>>13452640
I think one of the worst things I have ever done was rape a pone
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>>13452573
I think this is actually the only same size vore pic in the fandom of a human eating the ponies

congrats for your incredibly specific achievement
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>>13452626
>monitor everything
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>>13452573
yes I did

I am very happy with it.
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>>13452574
>Cage match, Fleetfoot, tealove, Cherilee, lugnut, and RD
>Dash isn't really interested in mac but loves a good fight
>Five go in, one comes out
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>>13452640
That's the worst? I jerk off to ponies daily, that's tame shit.
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>>13452640
I think one of the worst things I have ever done is write MLP fapfics.
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>>13452541
Celestia was very tall and muscular.
She picked Anon up and fucked him silly.

The End.
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>>13452602
Unf?
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>>13452657
pony tongues?
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>>13452643
Are you seriously implying I'm NBS? The fuuck dude.
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>>13452518
>Not Fleetwood Mac
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>>13452704
>muscular
but I wanted a soft, cushy amazonlestia
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>>13452710
Okay.
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>>13452696
I tried to, but I always get disgusted at myself and stop.
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>>13452704
I like my Amazon Celestia to have unreasonable amounts of body hair

pls cater to my fetish
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>>13452684
Excellent!

>>13452672
Ha, thanks.
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>>13452716
half of the fantasy is that she has the raw strength and size to crush all your bones, but she's too gentle to do so.
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>>13452640
I think one of the worst things I have done was wrestle a doe to the ground, tie her legs together and rape her.
Her grunts and my groans filled the forest, as I filled her.
I felt her reach her peak and I shot her in the head.
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>>13452725
Well, I never said I released any.
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>>13452734
well yeah, but that doesn't mean she has to show it
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>>13452574
You mean aside from the way he's completely disinterested in every mare he's ever interacted with?

I'm starting to think he might actually be genuinely gay, not fandom-style 'every male character is gay'.
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>>13452712
Sounds like something so dumb only he would think of doing it.
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>>13452710
do ponies like to lick human penises
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What if pone has a fursona?
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>gone for the day
>dotkwa drawing fluttershy
>jalm drawing

Fuck
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>>13452735
been a while since I could post this with any seriousness

good job
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>>13452752
As long as they're salty
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>>13452722
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>>13452761
pony should yiff pony
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>>13452716
Celestia was very tall and cushy with soft skin.
She picked Anon up and fucked him silly.

>>13452728
As she got more and more aroused, her body hair started to grow back. On her chest, her armpits, and her bush. They grew out a lot.

The End.
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>>13452742
He seemed to enjoy Zecora's company.
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>>13452412
You punch the gypsies. Clearly they're some sort of ACME agent's family, and two freelance detectives arrive by Boom Tube in the nick of time to cuff you and hold you against your will. You're not quite sure if it's a citizen's arrest; there's suddenly awkward romantic tension between them.

You think that's kind of cute until you realize they keep ending sentences with "little bro" and "big sis" like everyone overhearing them needs to understand their family relation

The Gypsies (one with a blackened eye) looks at you a little helplessly. I guess this is pretty common. The weird floating holographic head is wincing and sighing.

They think you're a henchman and knows where Carmen is.

You are fairly certain you cannot punch with your arms so restrained.

All you want is some PONY.

What do you do?
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>>13452742
Or maybe he's asexual. He doesn't care for sex. He just wants to work on his farm and play with his dolls.
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This thread reminds me of a puzzle
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What the fuck is a sergal?
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>>13452767
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>>13452770

>on her chest

just a little around the nipples, right? maybe a lot of those soft white hairs?
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>>13452742
He's a busy stallion who don't got time for bitches.
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>>13452752
>>13452766
or covered in flower petals from personal experience.
>>13452710
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>Get oculus rift
>Get sizable body pillow
>lay in bed and set oculus to correct proportions of bed/room/etc
>cuddle with waifu

;_; as close as well get
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>>13452786
flavor of the month rapemonster that isn't even remotely pony
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>>13452786
they make fun reaction images
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>>13452776
I PUNCH THE CUFFS!
NOBODY PUTS BRICK IN A CORNER!
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>>13452787
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>>13452805
is that an example of this... sergal?
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http://derpibooru.org/424082
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>>13451877
late reply
so sorry


sunhorse smiles
"thank you"
pats your back
"she'll meet you"
have an hour
then meet at castle gate
time to think

where take moonhorse?
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>>13452776
Seriously? I thought you said you were going to do it outside.
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>>13452821

yes

it's missing the elongated prehensile clitoris though
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>>13452828
That woman looks like Harshwhinny
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>>13452817
omg 3qt3.145me
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>Sweetie Belle turns into the mighty stegosaurus.
>tramples Diamond Tiara to death
>Announcer points out that Sweetie Belle just committed a brutal murder
>Sweetie Belle wins the studio contract by technicality
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>>13452846
I was thinking that too
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>>13452836
He's just mad that no one showed up to his actual quest.
>>13451332
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>>13452852
>implying Diamond Tiara wouldn't shapeshift into a herd of utahraptors
>implying they wouldn't make dinoburgers of Sweetiesaurus
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>>13452858
daww...

>tfw no one shows up to your post
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>>13452858
And here I thought nightly MLPG didn't have a tripfag issue for the most part
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I'm sad, what do
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>>13452874
/wrists
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>>13452836
This isn't the thing, just dickering around. ShoutyAnon is a mensch.

I have it over here
>>13451332
>>13451332
>>13451332

There's been one serious query and I suspect they're used to having to actually think through a thoughtful and "in-character" to "you're home early!"
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>>13452874
Stop being sad and be happy instead?
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>>13452870

"nightly" MLPG shifts timezones pretty regularly
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>>13452870
depends on your definition with "tripfag issue"
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>>13452858
That's just pathetic of him really.
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Does anyone have that site with passwords to gaybeast?
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>>13452884
But sad things
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>>13452874
click cookies and pretend Pinkie is with you, chanting for you and coming up with silly plans to take the lead and become the best cookie maker in the world.
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>>13452874
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Princess Celestia’s School of Gifted Unicorns, and I’ve been writing top tier spells that Star Swirl could not cast, I have over 300 written books. I have learned the art of spellcasting and I’m the top wizard in all of Equestria. You are nothing to me but a parasprite. I will love and tolerate the buck out of you never seen before in all of Equestria. You think you can get away with saying that crap over the Ponynet? Think again, buster! As we speak, I am contacting my Changelings across Equestria and you’re being tracked by magic right now so you better prepare for the hugging, parasprite. The hugging that wipes out the pathetic thing called your hatred. You’re bucking gonna love it, parasprite. They can be anywhere, it can happen anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just my bare hooves. Not only am I taught with the art of hugging, but I have Fluffle Puff and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the misery on your face off the planet, you little filly. If only you could have known what your little bad seed was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have bucking controlled yourself. But no you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the bits, you hoofhead! I will rain love and tolerance over you and you will drown in it. You’re gonna be loved, foal!
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>>13452858
> must be mad
More like I had a funny picture
And not a serious quest starting up again
I'm sorry if that was unclear in responding to "I PUNCH THE GYPSIES"
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>>13452874
I was really sad earlier, but I have moodswings so what I did might not work for you.

I did a bunch of push ups and went for a run
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>>13452904
Ignore the sad things and focus on the happy things. That way the sad things don't seem so important.
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>>13452902
the one I had doesn't have credits anymore
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>>13452902

passwords don't matter, accounts are free

none of the accounts on those sites have any credits for the member videos
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According to these charts, you aren't ponying hard enough.
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>>13452910
It's ok mate, you don't have to explain yourself.

Dont show people that you have insecurities, for where there are those, there are exploits.
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>>13452934
ANOTHER A+ POST BY TEX
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>>13452934
does that mean we can non-pony waifufag for a bit?
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P-pony is cumming!
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Why is Anon so petty?
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>>13452919
There aren't happy things anon.
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>follow Featureless Crotch tag on derpibooru because unf
>get flooded with this: http://derpibooru.org/422929

fuck, what
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>>13452951
How?
I pulled out right after I finished and went to sleep.
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I have seen the future and iti s grim.
>season 4 will be last season of mlp
>mlpg will disband a few months after mlp ends
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>>13452951
inside of me I hope
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>>13452948
No, that's a terrible idea. Unless you're going to tell me whether or not ponies have a tooth fairy.
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>>13452948
that is kind of cute but slightly unnerving.
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>>13452863
>implying DT's spirit animal isn't the majestic cuttlefish.
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>>13452962

that's not grim, grim would be us continuing to fuck around like zombies in an infinite hiatus until we're as dead as KSG
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>>13452934
I'm in the union, I don't need to pony if I don't want to
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>>13452906
Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough filly? I'm behind 7 magic barriers and use MagicAlarm, Ponegate and Coltmodo Chnageling Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE CHANGELING REPELLANTS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hug me you little parasprite. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a pegasus pilot in the Wonderbolts can turn your entire house and backyard into a buckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little colt you are i'm having sex with my hot marefriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a mare.
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>>13452962
Should we all hang ourselves now?
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>>13452951
Pony is going!
goodbye!
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>>13452969
fuck you i won't do what you tell me

>>13452970

she's a total qt
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>one week until GTA5

My pone is ready
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>>13452962
>tfw no gay orgy mlpg meetup will never happen before mlpg disbands
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>>13452982
It amazed me they went on for as long as they have, being fueled only by waifu lust.
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>>13452990
I hate green mask/body anon. Just give him a face for god sake.
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>>13452996
But only Dash would be excited
>Owning Dash
Way to be a pleb
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>>13452996
Pony wouldn't appreciate you playing such violent and sexist games
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>>13452986
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>>13453007
hell I'd be fine with him wearing a mask if they'd just give him normal-colored skin
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>>13453007
But then it'd become a self insert
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>>13452995
The tooth fairy in that movie kinda creeped me out.
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>>13452961
Pony finished themself off

>>13452964
Of course
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>>13452958
There are always happy things anon, and the best part is you can make more yourself. All you have to do is get out there, even if it doesn't work out the first or second time you can always keep going.
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>>13453007
I like it better when the face is cropped out or otherwise obsucred, although that isn't always practical
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>>13453032
>Pony finished themself off
How selfish.
>>
I like to imagine Fluttershy being very protective of her virginity, but offering up her loose ponut to any stallion with a needy erection because she likes to care for others
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>>13453007
I think him being faceless is too endearing
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>>13453007
I love green mask/body anon
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>>13452982
But coming here has become part of my life. You guys are my friends. I don't know what'd i do without mlpg...
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>>13453029
at this point I'd rather have that than the stupid green-skinned gremlin anon
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>>13452995
That is rather cute, though I am very unfamiliar with the feathered body.

would experiment with.
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>>13453025
I like the way Apple did it
It was basically just the standard green mask anon, but he made it kinda fun
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>>13453007
I prefer the random artist insert anons like tex and mewball have.
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>>13453037
>I pulled out right after I finished and went to sleep.
>pony is selfish for finishing themself off

anon pls
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>>13453051
This. We won't survive on the outside
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>>13453016
Pony would know that censorship of media is never good for any media.

You would never burn a book, would you anon?
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>>13453055
She's the tooth fairy. She has a fetish.
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>>13453051

But MLPG will always be with you anon, right here.

in your arteries
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>>13453053
You're not thinking long term anon

self-inserts -> people getting irrationally mad - > thread becomes shit
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>>13453016
>implying there aren't violent and sexist books
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>>13453034
Like what?
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>>13453062
Please my foot

Pony know I enjoy making her cum, the least she could have done was hold off for a quicky in the morning.
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>>13453070
Is that pony consenting to oral hygiene?
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I want to a Cloudchaser, MLPG. What should I do about this?
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>>13452958
>fanon 3q snout
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>>13453096
I dunno
they're very hard to pin down
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>>13453096
get a flitter
she's better
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>>13453096
You a Cloudchaser while I a Flitter.
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>>13453088
not that anon but waifu
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>>13453096
Bait one out with a cloud
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>>13453070
So she collects teeth and stores them and admires her collection?

Seems innocent enough.
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>>13453094
But you can still do that
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>tfw I can be size shamed by ANYONE in this thread
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>>13453125
2/10 no semen
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>>13453125
YOU BETTER NOT CUM ON IT
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I'm sorry, but did season 4 already air? Oh, that's right. The production isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only half done. Does not having a solid 3 seasons count as a good show? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the show is still airing? MLP is still playing right now and they have been the best cartoon on tv for how many years now? They're playing on one of the worst networks on cable who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of talented MLP staff. But you know what? They still fucking suck. MLP are one of the best cartoons ever made, they and would've had the emmy if it weren't for a younger age group. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when season 4 is incredible and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that,the new promo is about to come out and blow everyone's minds, just like Wander of Yonder did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-season 4 topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the show because it's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this fucking show on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>13453149
>>13453151
You're lucky I just got done
http://imgur.com/a/Y1TYa
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>>13453111
>tfw waifu is not real
>tfw she can't comfort you in any way
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>>13453154
>Fuck you. You are nothing.
Literally, that is such an illogical statement.
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>>13453088
Figure out what makes you happy and what you want in life. Then make a list of those things. Then break down that list to the ones that are easiest for you right now, and write down the steps you'd need to take to get there. Small steps, things you can accomplish in a week or a day. Then, do them. Too many people think there's some mystery to happiness and wait for it to happen, truth is it's energy going in and energy coming out, you have to do something before you get a reaction.
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>>13453146
>you will never frot with horsecockanon
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>>13453162
How often do you jack off? Why is your load so thin and watery?
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>>13453095
No but she needed it, I don't even think she brushes twice a day.
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>>13453162
You missed the fucking cello you skank
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>>13453165
bitches doesn't bout know my huggable plushes
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>>13453179
That was the first time in 24 hours, I was edging for 2 hours before, and I drank a lot today.
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>>13453154

San Diego Comic Con animatics showed a coup by Luna, turning back into Nightmare Moon. The most hardcore coup we have seen in the show so far, at that.

If nothing else in season 4 is awesome, this will HAVE to be. The only way it could be more awesome is if it turns out to be Chrysalis mimicking Nightmare Moon AND her abilities.
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i hate how cumming on pony toys is popular in mlpg now. i didnt think it was possible for us to get any worse.
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>>13453162
>Not finishing on the entire Cake family.
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>>13453209
>One person does it.
>MLPG must all be doing it now that it's a 'thing'
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>>13453175
That makes a lot of sense, but all the things that would make me happy are impossible (or right now at least). What else am I supposed to do?
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>>13453193
>tfw no good rarara plushies
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>>13453146
Pantyanon pls
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>>13453229
I said break it down to steps, if they're impossible right now figure out what you need to make it happen, and work towards that.
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>>13453212
But I only have Mrs. Cake
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>>13453226
Damn does twilight know she's supposed to shave down there or what?
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>>13453236
There is one that's great but I lost the picture.
Also 4DE plushie soon fellow Rarityfag
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>>13453209
>It only happens in MLPG.
>Because some deviant from /b/ cannot come in here to stir up shit and like gore, it backfired.
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>>13453236
Then fucking commission one
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>>13453123
>>13453102
I'll do this. Thanks for the idea.
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>>13453251
>she's supposed to shave down there
Says you, you piece of shit.
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>>13453034
>>13453088
>>13453175
>>13453229
> Twilight TV Quest no bueno
> not a single "go to /soc/"
I'm not suggesting a long quest is right to be here, but this is almost as annoying as "why do you take the stack"
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/236213
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>>13453277
She is. Fuck you.
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>>13453242
They're impossible because they're otherworldly. I can't really make steps towards that
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>>13453267
your attempt to bait cloud pony with a cloud was a failure

you find the pony is nowchasing you!
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>>13453206

Also, John de Lancie confirmed at Unicon in Las Pegasus back in February that he had just finished doing a recording a few days before for something that rhymed with "Guy Whittle Stony".

Keep Calm and Flutter On debuted back in January, so it couldn't possibly have been that.

Unless he's trolling the shit out of everyone, Discord's coming back too. Probably as an unreliable, unpredictable, anti-hero ally, rather than a villain, but still.
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>>13453190
http://i.imgur.com/ZCGrBoa.jpg
Better?
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>>13453287
>>13453277
>>
All done.

Post it up here or throw it in pastebin?
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>>13451827
now just make it fluffy and made out of some food
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>>13453316
pastebin
what cha got
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>>13453316
Post it on pastebin, but don't link it here.
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>>13453255
Can't wait. 4DE is gonna take all of my money
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>>13453251

What's the matter? You some kinda pedophile, can't handle some nicely-trimmed pubes? Gotta imagine you're fucking a middle schooler?
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>>13453316
Both
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>>13453308
You need to switch to spot focus or something man.
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>>13453306
>"Guy Whittle Stony"
Mother of GOD
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>>13453316
Print it off and mail it to your neighbor.
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>>13453329
70's porn anon plz go.
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>>13453329
I'm okay with that...
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Did you guys see the #11 preview yet?
>>13453203
>>13453211
>>13453223

I like how they sort of tied the Big Mac arc into it in the start there.
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>>13453326
> what you fucking faggot I don't want to avoid reading a pastebin link or reviews on it
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>>13453338

His words, not mine.
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>>13453338
I don't get it.
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>>13453316
might as well spam the thread with it
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Pubic hair can be good or bad.
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>>13453356
No, no, I'm kind of digging it.

>>13453357
I bet it's gonna be a song about either him being stone or someone else in the same straits.

It might be fun.
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Request: Soarin and Spitfire going out on a date.

Result: http://pastebin.com/L1Y0baWT

Just Desserts! A story of Spitfire and Soarin trying to enjoy an evening out together.
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Girl ma body don't like, im ourra my mind, risin' so high, outta my mind, let it rain over meeeeeee!!
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>>13453306
>"Guy Whittle Stony".

My GOD
I had no idea he was in Fly Fidde Jonesy!
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>>13453353
>Nerd pony's name is actually Poindexter
He never had a chance.
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What should I name my fantasy football team?
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>>13453373
Did Cosmo request this?
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>>13453353
Nope.

And once again, MLPG shows how worthless they really are. We get new comic previews and no one gives a shit.
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>>13453375
>Girl ma body don't lie* hue
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>>13453382
As far as I know, it was anonymous.
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>>13453375
jesus christ, outta* i sounded like an absolute moron.
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>>13453353
>aweeg
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>>13453385
Because it isn't canon you faget. MLPG doesn't care about garbage
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>>13453353
nice to have an actual name for nerd pony

shining armor is certainly growing on me. and twilight being neurotic was pretty cute
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>>13453380
The Kissable Ponuts
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>>13453380
Kansas City Rapewolves
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>>13453399
>>13453385
I'd sooner think it's just taking time to read it and come up with something to say.
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>>13453380
Red rockets
If not White ponuts
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>>13453379
I bet he comes up multiple times in those two issues.
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>you will never make pony orgasm
>you will never see their fluids burst out
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>>13453353
oh hey, tea love is there

that's nice
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>>13453353
shinning looks kawaii as fuck
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should we stop
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>>13453353
>Nerd pony's name is Pointdexter
It's just...he never had a chance man.
He's also the same age as Shining. But how did he get from Canterlot to living in Ponyville?
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>>13453414
well yeah, you can't exactly see them as they're flooding down your throat
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>>13453353
Neat
Shiny seems pretty likable so far in the little we've seen of him
I bet Poindexter hates his parents for naming him that
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>>13453353
>I remember like it was...a while ago...

Pff
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>>13453414
actually I'm already working on way so we can.
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>>13453421
NO

SMACK HER UNTIL SHE GROWS PUBES
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Who /a/ here?
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>>13453410
>I bet he comes multiple times in those two issues.
With Shiny as his sub
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>>13453421
Don't you dare
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>>13453353
>>13453203
> Tealove's Tea Room
Does it work anything like Madam Puddifoot's?

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Madam_Puddifoot%27s_Tea_Shop
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>>13453353
No, I hate comic previews.
Let me know when it actually releases.
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>>13453373
she should be complainging about 3 new princesses, not 2

Luna would be completely new to most ponies
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Alright. We've done Twilight, Dash, and Applejack (though Dash didn't get all through). Who next?
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>>13453421
Give her an ice pack
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>>13453300
That's exactly what I wanted!
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>>13453445
She's "new" in the sense that she hasn't been around for a while but the ponies still knew of her existence.
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>That pony with the shit on his face.
>And those legs.

FUUUURRRRIIIIEEEESSSSS!
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>>13453451
>Give her ice pack
Agreed.
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>>13453373
I liked the thing with RD being a third wheel

that was an ammusing enough little tale
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>>13453379
>Honey, I want to make sure our son never marries and doesn't knock up some filly in high school like that terrible apple family
>I got it, we'll name him poindexter, go buy him some 20 sided dice
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>five different ponies with the initials SB show up
>everyone involved becomes hideously confused
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>>13453449
Poor Dash

Finish her off
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>>13453460
>A white dress means pure
>chrysalis
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>>13453443
even though the brony pandering comic blows i will take it over some fat nerd jacking off on mlp toys
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>>13453382
Yeah it was like, over a year ago chistery.
I KNOW YOU HAD AN OUTLINE
BECAUSE YOU SHOWED ME IT
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>>13453465

Ice Pack soothes all ailments
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>>13453476
#shotsjustkeepfiring
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>>13453353
>Notice Poindexters cutie mark looks familiar.
>Squint.
>Realize.
Holy fucking shit...

HOLY SHIT!
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>>13453477
>Caramelcon was still a bigger mess
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>>13453495

many women today wear white dresses despite not being virgins. more than purity, it reflects the DESIRE to be pure. she wants to be perfect for you.
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What does a sweaty pony smell like?
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>>13453497
AASBA did a good job.
I just had a cold sense of dread reading the prompt is all
Sorry
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>>13453460
wow it's shit
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did I hear Cloudchaser?
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>>13453503
>hello
>I don't watch the show
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Shake shake shake!
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>>13453485

But that Dash was a human and stuff.
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Would anon make colt confused of his sexuality?
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>>13453373
Man RD made me smile. I loved it.
Thing is I could totally see her doing that if she was drunk and saw Spitfire.

It's so nice to have writefags again
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>>13453211
>>13453353
Dash says boring
CONFIRMED FOR DYKE
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>>13453518
>I don't get the reference.
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>>13453511
Like wet dog
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>>13453512
Well Imma read it now
But I'm still
frowning in your general direction
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>>13453507
I like this headcanon
Not fluttermac, that's shit
But Caramel variations looking for orgy partners is hot
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>>13453529
colt x femanon > colt x anon
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>>13453473
>>13453512
>>13453531
Thanks for the positive feedback.
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>>13453511
musk and vinegar
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>>13453540
Oh shut up Cosmo.
Where's my R63 Twilycorn fucking Rarity? It's not like Chistery is the only one.
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Hot for teacher quest when?
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>>13453529
confuse them? God no. i wish i was an older mare so that i could cradle-snatch colts.
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>>13453541
yeah for sure
like, they just get so bored of fucking each-other
so they go out and hunt in packs
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>>13453540
That's okay
Have a pony, extra-size
On me
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>>13453541

Macora is best Mac ship.
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Would you tame the wild and dangerous Sunset Shimmer?
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>>13453566
My dark skinned brother.
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>>13453552
> R63 Twilycorn fucking Rarity
Under what circumstance?
Duress?
Eustress?
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>>13453566
Fucking korrafags get your fucking awful shit out of here jesus shit christ
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>>13453552
:<
I know I'm one to talk for leaving it in limbo
But sitting in class today I kept thinking back to it.
I'm off tomorrow I'll open and peck at it.
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>>13453561
I bet its pretty overwhelming
You're pretty much guaranteed to find at least one of them hot
But they're solidly a package deal
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>>13453566
Big Mac would be dead to Applejack and Granny Smith if that happened.
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>>13453497
>tfw never delivered anything for your love triangle request like a year and a half ago
;_;
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>>13453565
That's no extra-size
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>>13453552
>>13453571
You have my attention
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What is optimal pony size?
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>>13453575

I hated AtLA from day one.
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>>13453576
>But sitting in class today I kept thinking back to it.
>tfw you can't stop thinking about horse pornography in lectures
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I'll probably shade this tomorrow, but I wanted to show this to you guys before I went off to bed.
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>>13453578
The farm would die without him.
Ball is in their court.
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>>13453583
nice shoulders princess
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>>13453599
HNNNNG 10/10
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>>13453578
Well, Applejack, anyway. I think Granny would take it in stride.
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>>13453582
Well SanDiegoQuest is dying on the vine
Even pulled in some sort of nasty remarks by Anons, no dice

What love triangle?
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>>13453353
is that a Space Invaders cutie-mark?
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>>13453576
>I'm off tomorrow I'll open and peck at it.
Really? I never expected it'll be finished and just gave up on it
Thank you
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>>13453600
Ponyville is an agricultural town, there are always willing hooves looking for work.
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Good night, mlpg
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>>13453609
Wait, you mean players?
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>>13453582
Oh jeez what was THAT one?
I don't even remember it.
It's vague but
Vague.
>>13453585
Its in here somewhere: http://pastebin.com/mTNrmbrv
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>>13453594
big enough to ride
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>>13453583
>shoulders
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>>13453431 >>13453439
wat

>>13453465
ok that's enough for today
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>>13453517
You heard correct!
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>>13453599
She might be a little wide
Unless she's supposed to be, in which case I love it

Also, I just realized how weird horns look without the grooves
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>>13453615
A thing she never did. She never hires. Why? Who the fuck knows but fuck AJ thinking logically about running a business. That ain't happening.
Big Mac leaves Sweet Apple Acres either dies or they are forced to sell half of it.
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>>13453615
Yeah, and ruin the "Apple Family" brand.
Applejack would just try to do all the work herself again. And then get royally pissed when her friends ask her why they are so worked up over Mac being with Zecora.
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>>13453622
Yeah, I mean people who want to be Anon
This is starting to sound like "smurf smurf to be Smurf!"
I don't really acknowledge butting in about > muh quest or > MLPG GTFO
Stuff like "VOMIT ANGRILY" is the only stuff crazy enough to warrant acceding to
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>>13453609
>>13453630
Uh
This is what I have pasted in my notes and I think it's what you wrote
>Hmm
>How about err...um. Let's say there's a party at Sugarcube Corner for some reason. main cast and the wonderbolts are there (maybe set after hurricane shy)
>So Dash is trying to hit up Spitfire
>But Spitfire really digs Twilight
>And Soarin' is trying to hit on Dash
>Go with it! Make it funny or make a foursome
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>>13453641
if she starts crying I am going to be so disappointed in all of you
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>>13453612
Seems like it is.
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>>13453598
It was math class
All I could think about was writing.
I. hate. math.
>>13453614
There's a LOT of things that I continually write and think about in my head and that ideas always been one of them. Along with some of the others I've mentioned, and others I haven't.
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>>13453641
wait a minute

Does that pade have pank's qt mark?
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>>13453630
bono pls
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>>13453667
>It's a Tiarawhy cutie mark.
>Now we know what he has been working on.
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>>13453660
That sounds like a lot of fun, almost like Frasier Mis-En-Scene
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>>13453656
>>13453657
This seems more plausible.

Not that any of this would ever happen because they would never make a mane character in a kids show outright racist.
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>>13453667
>vidya cutie mark
>weird markings

these ocs are getting really shitty really fast
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>>13453641
You're a bad bad man, dotkwa.
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>>13453664
it was supposed to be her fetish

>>13453671
yeah
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>>13453659
Anyone else having trouble with trips or names slipping in 4chan x?
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>>13453651
Giddilee is a chubby little thing. And I can fix the horn problem tomorrow - thanks for pointing it out!

>>13453606
YOU TOO
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>>13453669
>hating math
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>>13453689
It's just the comic, it's not a huge deal.
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>>13453688
But Applejack is a little racist...
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>>13453599
This pleases me. You have earned your rest.
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>>13453676
>Bono
?
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>>13453688
She doesn't want to be racist. She's just...she doesn't realize it man

>Something bad happens
>Did your Zebra sense tingled?
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>>13453660
ohh goddammit I remember it now, we were doing a fic trade but you're an Anonymous. How the heck was I gonna keep track of you? What were we trading... or was that something else with Twilight and Dash at the gym?
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>>13453689
>weird markings

Reminds me of the special snowflake furry OC's in that Luna fan video.
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>>13453701
>comic-dog-burning.png

Remember that shitty black and yellow pony in WA? It's just the beginning
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>>13453707
Oh she definitely is, but it isn't really overt or focused upon. She's not refusing to work with or interact with Zecora, she's not gunning for segregation.

She just has a gross misunderstanding of what exactly being a Zebra means. She's not being maliciously racist, just ignorantly.
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>>13453689
To be fair, they are supposed to be the weirdo unpopular ponies
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>>13453707
>Angrysex.
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>>13453701
>the king furfag is trying to tell use horrible OCs are no big deal
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>>13453599
YES! Those two are my favorite secondaries lately and they're even canonical.
Ginger got some SNAPS
11/10, good color, great composition, flat doesn't mean bad
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>>13453565
>ponies bigger than the human
no
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>>13453717
I honestly don't even remember anymore.
It was something to do with Twilight and Dash though, yeah.
And yeah... it was a bit of a clusterfuck. Sorry for abandoning it...
If I find time between homework I might give it another crack. Still have my old notes.
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>>13453731
that was shitty but it was the dad putting in the OC for his daughter. i think that kind of things is ok.

but seeing mando and micthemicrophones OC ponies in the comic is awful
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>>13453733
Granny Smith wouldn't mind her.
Zecora would be used to AJ
A family dinner where Zecora is invited would be hilarious since AJ is the only one that doesn't realize she's racist.
Everyone would just glare at her when she opens her mouth while Zecora just continue eating soup.
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>>13453707
>Dat white guilt on Twilight
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>>13453733
Being a little racist doesn't make her the grand wizard of the klan.
But seeing her brother break Grannies heart like that would put her on edge a little and say some regretful things in a pissed/tired rant.
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>>13453731
anyone have the forum screenshot that goes along with this?
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>>13453762
>micthemicrophone
Waitwaitwait
Where the fuck?
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What would an angry sex blowjob be like?
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>>13453657

>Zecora approaches Applejack one night on the farm, alone
>"It seems I have been to you a burr. But would it be so terrible, to be my sister? Your brother would rather there be no hate; so, please, can we start again? For his sake?"
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>>13453750
It's cute.
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>>13453777
one the cover of the dash micro
and one of the nightmare rarity issues
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>>13453696
Math is suck.
Words are superior.
>>13453760
I'll see on my end as well, but I want to move forward with Twilight and Rarity
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>>13453733
> "Wait, you're smiling in this here photograph."
> "There is shock in your eyes - did you find this some surprise?"
> "I didn't think you ..." she trails off
> Zecora smiles with some mischief "Please, speak! A hue has risen to your cheek!"
> "I didn't think Zebras smiled in photographs."
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>>13453787
Jut as you were about to cum, she bites the tip of your head.
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>>13453353
Ah! I felt like we'd have to be getting that sometime around now.

>>13453599
oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
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>>13453743
>great composition
That's actually really nice to hear. I think composition is one of my greatest weaknesses, so it's good to hear that I've overcome that for once.

Still gonna shade it, though.
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What do you guys think of this xml model to keep track of everything in the game?

i will elaborate where desired.

<worldName="Equestria">
<regionName="ponyville">
<areaName="library-1">
<localName="bedroom">
<entity1="Twilight Sparkle">
<entity2="vagina">
<entity3="dildo">
<entity4="electronic squirter">
</entity4>
<entity4="synthetic cum">
<entity5="a sperm">
</entity5>
</entity4>
</entity3>
</entity2>
</entity1>
</localName>
</areaName>
</regionName>
</worldName>
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>>13453797
Isaac
Isaac truly
Together we are Canterlot Academy agreeable associates
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>>13453774
It's all head canon anyway.

Maybe it could make a cute story down the line, but rhyming all of Zecora's shit would be a pain.
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>>13453791
If they are that big then that means they won't feel a human dick and that breaks all sort of pony x human fics for me.
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>>13453811
I think your schema doesn't conform to 1.1 spec but
Maybe you're going with something custom
It's not like TEI or anything
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>>13453792
Bullshit.
I refuse to believe you.
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>>13453811
>electronic squirter
A what?
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>>13453825
Yeah it's a little rigged for our purposes, but overall we use the same syntax.

it works well.
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>>13453830
look it up yourself
but it's there. and 2 doctor hooves ponies in the same panel, and i think derpy too

yeah/
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>>13453835
II don't know I was naming some random example as to the level of detail this possibility could emulate.
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>>13453795
Pfff.
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>>13453787
http://www.xvideos.
com/video301031/carmen_hayes_wet_ebony_part2
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>>13453657
>"He's fucking a Zigger, guldarnit!"
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>>13453816
>Pony will never tear asunder the fabric of the universe to kiss you
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>>13453811
I think entity4 is broken

are you trying to show that the synthetic cum is inside the electronic squirter or what?
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anyone have the numbers for comic sales? i hope it is doing bad.
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>>13453792
Comic covers aren't really canon and aren't they drawn by guest artists anyway?
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>>13453859
>i hope it is doing bad.
May I ask why?
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>>13453854
>The VA's do this scenario as a joke.
>At some point it gets leaked.
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>>13453859
>doing bad
>hope
Eat a dick nigga.
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>>13453850
Getting Zecora rhyming and not out of character can be challenging.
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>>13453859
Main comic sold 24,475 in August

Micro series sold 20,868
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>>13453859
I think it beat Marvel and DC on first release.
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>>13453858
Yes there are 2 entity 4s, the number represents the depth of containment, you wil notice entity 3 is the dildo, and entity 4 inside the dildo's entity3 tag will say that is inside of the dildo,

so both entities squirter and cum are inside the dildo, but the cum is not inside the squirter.
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>>13453874
i hate it so it needs to be destroyed
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>>13453877
8/10 idea 6/10 execution
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>>13453859
please suffocate horribly upon a veritable smorgasbord of phallus' and dicks
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>>13453879
seriously. So many people think it's just about the rhyming
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>>13453873
well yeah
but mando does appear inside the comic
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>>13453887
oh, I get it now
I'm an idiot, I wasn't looking at it right
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>>13453891
America please.
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>>13453879
Doing rhyming in casual dialog is a pain in the ass, yes.
I just find that scene funny as hell in my head.
>"I thought Zebras thought cameras stole their souls or something."
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>>13453844
>3 images tagged "Mic the microphone, comic" on derpibooru
Where the shit is he?
Isn't he that really awful grey/red/brown thing, or did he change his OC?
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>>13453911
he's a recolored braeburn
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>>13453911
>that penis arm thumbnail

everytime
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>>13453907
yeah here is visualization.
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>>13453911
>can't unsee
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>>13453911
mic only shows up on the cover, but mando is on the actual comic.
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>>13453925
>Still no art of Anon deep throating Dash's leg.
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>>13453937
Date rape is NOT COOL BRO
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>>13453818
Right good chums!

Also, perhaps I may need to wait for a clearer resolution, but I'm still not having a satisfactory reading on Huey's cutie mark.
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>>13453908
Nigga, please.
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She travels across the land, searching faaar and wide.
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>>13453947
WOO-HOO
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>>13453911
you dont have to worry about sibsy drawing mando anymore since they broke up
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>>13453962
holy shit why is she a robot
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>>13453937
Why are you looking me like that? D-do you want a belly rub?
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>>13453947
Huey as in Lewis
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>>13453947
uncla dollan, we got r gyuddie markz
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>>13453962
why are you singing the op for pokemon while posting a mlp/fma crossover pic
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>>13453974
I think she wants something else rubbed
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>>13453947
Well from the original series those were sort of their talents. Dewey did math, sometimes practicing with Uncle Donald and later Scrooge, Louie loved music, Huey was way into sports.

I only know this from Quack Pack
I watched Quack Pack
Now you know
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>>13453971
Would you a pony robot?
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>>13453984
>only one robotic limb
>implying it isn't lion king
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>>13453971
She tried breaking the laws of science to bring her parents back.
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>>13453940
>Still no art of Anon deep throating Dash's leg and then the rest of Dash too
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>>13453993
i would a robot and i would a pony. doing them both just saves time
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>>13453984
She needs pokemon to understand the power that's inside
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Alright my brainstorming period is drawing to a close I have now formulated an attack plan.

over and out.

see you on the other side fellow faggots.

Back to war with the forces of boredom and despair.

Fear nor not /mlp/ bretheren of life.

There are the forces of good which wish to see us live happy lives and our dreams and fantasies come true. We won't stop even as the walls around us begin to crumble... We'll be taking em' on... 1 by 1...

We'll be defending the planet... With... Our... Lives...
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>>13453996
neat

>>13453993
I guess
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>>13453986
And knowing is half the battle
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>>13453996
I think this would be funnier if it turned out it was her talent, but she has nothing but regret for trying it
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>>13454008
wait what

I don't like anything about this

who are you

what are you planning
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ships
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>>13454008
Bye!
Have a great time!
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>>13454025
>iclophard.boards.net/
join the fight for your pony waifu.

or other waifu

or other fantasy

or some other fucking cause.
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>>13454031
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>>13454019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk
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>>13454031
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>>13454008

>Look up Feed Me since I haven't in a while
>He announced an album

Oh shit yes, I'm fucking hype.
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>>13454031
Best Ship!
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so in this hypothetical and so far up in the air it escapes orbit idea of a hot for teacher miniquest

who would be our player

not that it's going to happen mind you
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>>13454031
Yes
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>>13454019
Though come to think of it Huey was supposed to be the smooth talker and Lady's guy

So it could be a lot of things maybe.
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>>13454071
Worst Ship!
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>>13454066
12 year old anon
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>>13453978
I thought about that, too, but I'm still not making it out in the cutie mark.

>>13453986
Never saw Quack Pack, but that seems a clever coincidence, since the original names come from Thomas Dewey (of "Defeats Truman" fame), Huey Long (the Kingfisher, Louisianian Governor and Senator) and "Louis Schmitt, an animator at the Disney Studio in the 1930s and 1940s."

>>13453980
Is it bad that I can totally hear that in their voices?
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>>13454008
I await your return
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>>13454059
Twilight will kiss the ground repeatedly until it flattens and forms a lot?
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>>13454075
I swear saine you say that about everything
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>>13454081
No, because I could too.
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>>13454081
I was just making a reference to Huey Lewis and the News as a joke. I don't know what you're seeing.
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>>13454075
Fuck you!
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>>13454092
She is going to kiss pinkie into a plot of land.
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>>13454031
> Pinke thinks "according to keikaku" will be the best new gesture to pick up
> She keeps slamming her hooves together instead of slowly, the .gif she saw at first was doublespeed
> All her friends hate the CLAP noise and she's starting to chip her hooves almost painfully. She has a runner in part of a wall almost to the white line; it stings.
> After that trek across the desert back to town there is no goddamn way Rarity's letting her tag along on a spa visit to see them repaired
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>>13454094
No, I'm pretty sure it's just Rumble.
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>>13454066
Puff, the softboiled detective pony with a sandy coat and an eye for adventure
it's a few years later (but not too many) and he's earned his cutie mark in being an adorable little shota and he's ready for boarding school

the twist is that it's a feeder school for a slutty mare academy, he has to dress up as a girl or be ostracized
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>>13454106
And I'm pretty sure it's just you, chumpola.
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>>13454080
no monkeys allowed
if this were even a thing
>>13454110
miniquest means keep this hypothetical creation simple
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>>13454066
A teacher's assistant who's almost assuredly gay
That is to say lesbian
It's Secretary Pony from town helping keep tabs on the standardized tests
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>>13454110
You had me, until I saw the twist.
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>>13454071
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>>13454101
So many cotton candy kisses
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>>13454059
nuh uh!
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>>13454129
What happened there?
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>>13454106
why do people hate rumble so much
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>>13454127
>Thath what motht people thay...
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>>13454141
Things.

Apparently Rumble is being an idiot and dumping best pegasus.
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>>13454142
rumble's cool
rumblefags on the other hand...
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>>13454122
nope, it's too late
we're in it now

I expect a minimum of five sessions for us to work this out

>>13454127
the other option was a Wonderbolt flight camp
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>>13454142
I unno. Saine won't tell me why.
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>>13454129
Scootaloo is worst pone. Rumble isn't even in the running because background pone
>>
Quick question, are all generals this sexually fucked up like MLPG or are we just generally sick fuckers
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>>13454142
Because everyone ships him with my favorite pony.
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>>13454141
Rumble thinks they should start seeing other ponies
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>>13454151
>Best pegasus
>Can't even fly.

brony pls
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>>13454140
Twilight should slap her across the face
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>>13454158
This is 4chan. The only reason the generals appear more sexually fucked up is because it has time to rise to the surface here.
>>
Would you kiss a pony on the cervix?
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>>13454129
>tfw even after he goes on to fuck other whorses she eventually takes his ass back.
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>>13454158

we're worse than most
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>>13454098
Well, the trumpet = Louis Armstrong
The filing shelf (or book) is a decent reference to the Dewey Decimal Classification, library organization and all

I'm just trying to even figure out what Huey's mark is supposed to look like, and the power of love isn't helping me.
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>>13454158
The latter.
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>>13454158
There's probably some generals on /vg/ that aren't as sexually fucked up.
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>>13454158
cookie clicker and saints row are highly sexual, but kerbal space program and payday aren't

I don't frequent any others so I can't tell you for sure
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>>13454167
Then kiss her right after right? That's how these things work isn't it?
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>tfw anon stood you up
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>>13454140
>straight forawrd applejack
>no bullshit, just "wanna fuck?"
unf
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>>13454159
Oh I didn't know she was your favorite.
A bit defensive over her though eh?
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>>13454167
With her futa cock?
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>>13454158
> sexually fucked up
Alright this is going to sound a little pat, but
We just let it out, UNF, and move on
Maybe sometimes a greentext goes nuts
But that's almost rare
ALMOST
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>>13454131
So when does Zecora harvest the cotton candy?
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>>13454129
>scotaloo cant ever fly
>dumped by rumble
>watches him go on to other mares
>years later he comes back to her
>she takes him back because hes the only pegasus who would even consider dating a broken pegasi mare
feels bad man
>>
Never be creative!
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>>13454181
>cookie clicker general
>everything devolved into zebrafucking within a week

How bizarre
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>>13454129
>that combination of sadness and anger
it hurts
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>tfw Fluttershy stood you up
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>>13453947
Can we ship them with the CMC?
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>>13454140
>>13454187
> You wanna fuck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elGDZVh5t3Y
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>>13454186
>for Rainbow Dash
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>>13454202
No anon, Twilight doesn't have a futa cock.
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>>13454214
I agree, there are much more important things to be done.
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>>13454206
Fuck Scootaloo. I can't feel to this
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>>13454231
Like what?
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>>13454214
Don't worry, I'm a fanfiction writer.
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>>13454206
Shut up she'll fly
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>>13454194
I'm surprised you didn't know that. I know we never really hung out that much but my Icon on Skype has been Scootaloo for years.

As for Rumble, i'm not even sure. I'm okay with other ships but I dislike Rumblescoot specifically for some reason. I'm past the point of knowing why.
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>>13454246
have you written spin-off fanfiction yet?
that's how you know you're being creative
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>>13454129
>"I-Is it because my wings don't work right...?"
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>>13454226
For a moment I thought it was the Normandy.

But I guess that's the entire point.
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>>13454215
>zebrafucking
WHERE
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>>13454238
Like Twilight Sparkle
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>>13454255
>tfw I finally get to post this at an absurdly appropriate time
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>>13454257
>That and your friend sweetie belle does things that...just blow my mind
>Seriously I think she's been watching Rarity
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>>13454257
Actually it's because Rumble's mom thinks Scootaloo is a bad influence and has forbidden him from hanging out with her.
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>>13454251
TOO BAD
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>>13454255
You mean
Spinoff of another fanfiction?
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>>13454263
>cookie clicker general

Please pay attention anon
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>>13454257
>He can't even say anything as he walks away.
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>>13454215
Well it doesn't help that there are a lot of people from here there to encourage things.
You faggots corrupt everything you touch.
>>
GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR
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>>13454238
Science! Math!
Unless you mean "creative" as in "innovative" in those fields
>>
a far cry form the sociable (if a little too hungry) alligators and crocodiles of G'nawlins, far to the southwest lies a vast expanse of desert, populated not by pony nor horse but by massive lizards, the average growing to ten feet at the shoulder, tails carried low to the ground and stomachs dragging along the sand. these creatures, called basks by the Equestrian traders who bring back stories, are thuggish brutes, willing to sell their talons to the highest bidder, but possessed of a low cunning that makes them supremely dangerous when faced in battle. they never move beyond their world of sun and sand without outside motivation, however, and as such are rarely more than a hazard to the traveler or explorer. yet despite this, some claim to have seen great ruins half-buried in the sand, which the basks guard fiercely, their purpose unknown to all save themselves.
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>>13454230
She ordered one from the cock store, and it came in the mail just yesterday!
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>>13454280
>cookie clicker
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>>13454257
Good god, ice just ran through my heart.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>13454299
All i have to do is use a magic spell and it affixes to my genital area! isn't it nice, spike!?
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>>13454303
but it's not about her wings at all

except for the fact that she always blames her wings for everything

what a terrible attitude to have
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>>13454299
>>13454315
Why is this my fetish.
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>>13454291
Well I guess if you don't consider those things creative.
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>>13454249
>implying she will ever fly
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>>13454320
That's why it hurts.
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>>13454251
I think it's all kind of cute though.
Does Featherweight provoke a similar reaction for you?
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>>13454299
>it came in the mail
Not on anything important I hope!
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>>13454296
>Offer heat lamps as trade for their talents.
>Instant army.
>>
>formation leader
>Wonderbolts costumes have part of his cutie mark on them
>He is the only one who has his entire cutie mark on his suit
>Spitfire is the captain of the Wonderbolts, not Soarin

The only explanation I can think off is that he refused promotions. He just want to fly not do any office jobs so he stays low, but all the Wonderbolts, even Spitfire listen to him when he says something.
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>>13454338
A little, but I think it's because featherweight looks weird.
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>>13454330
She will.
Shut up.
She'll fucking fly.
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>>13454340
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>>13454330
WANNA FANTA, DON'T YOU WANNA?
>>
Everything after s2e24 is fanfiction.
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>>13454358
Story tiem
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>>13454350
what if they had the logo before Soarin' earned his wonderbolting cutie mark?
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>>13454330
>>13454358
>Twilight flew before she did
>Twilight
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>>13454377
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>>13454382
>Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack will fly before she does
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>>13454354
I've heard that a lot though. But he's not weird in an ugly way. He doesn't make my eyes hurt or nothin'
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>>13454390
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>>13454364
Shut up Nobby
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>>13454382
>implying season 3 is canon
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>>13454330
i don't know whether Rarity being absent from this scene was a blessing or a curse
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>>13454396
Rarity did fly though.
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>>13454401
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>>13454396
>implying applejack will ever fly
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>>13454330
> The sight of the human penis triggers something in the Equestrian psyche.
> All who see it are possessed to enter song and dance. All parodies and "jive" about your penis.
> The tide sucks off your board shorts.
> You're not allowed at the beach at all any more, some ponies tap danced out too far and nearly died in the riptide
> Dressing rooms have to be absolutely shielded with a privacy screen and you need two pairs of boxers every fitting. Summer is brutally sweaty.
> Your girlfriend has taken to belting out the "precious pee-pee song" every time you're intimate
> Why did you move here again
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>>13454413
end
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>>13454401
Her wings are normal sized.
Did the artist even watch the show ?
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>>13454421
awwwwwwww
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>>13454377
>wing muscles develop wrong due to improper training, she never leaves the ground due to her friends 'helping her'
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>>13454396
When this happens someone better make a comic about it, showing them all flying while scoots still can't
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>>13454420
what the fuck prompted that
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>>13454343

they don't betray their employers, per say, but they have been known to on occasion eat an unpopular commander who has led them to a particularly painful defeat.

the sight of a bask feeding frenzy is an all-too-common thing out on the high desert, but while grizzly, it is certainly fascinating. unlike the griffons, who shred their prey with talon and beak, the basks prefer to eat their victims whole if possible; if not, they use their enormous claws only to hold the unfortunate being down while they crush and rend with their massive, slow jaws.
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>>13454415
>Apples helped Issac Newton discover gravity.
>Applejack is apples.
>In theory, Applejack can control gravity, allowing her to fly.
Problem, atheists?
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>>13454422
did that nurse pony ever watch her instructors at nurse school?
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>>13454421
that is god damned adorable.
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>>13454401
aw
that's sad
>>13454422
I think it was saying 'oh they're not going to grow big and strong'
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>>13454435
Chistery is different. Let him be. He's insane. Just play along sometimes.
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>>13454420
>Oh, right. Ponies love doing that one thing with their hips every time you fuck them.
>Worth it.
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>>13454421
Wow, I'm impressed
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>>13454435
Every other "they've seen your dick" is about as silly
Sorry
Sorry
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>>13454446
what the fuck did you just call me
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>>13454453
Why?
She has wings the same size as other ponies her age. That's stupid.
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>>13454413
>clouds!=steam
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>>13454446
Also, she'll use her wings.
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>>13454472
>tfw Faust isn't watching the show because it's too painful for her

AJ YOU'RE LYING TO YOUR FAMILY AGAIN
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>>13454472
Faust doesn't even watch the show anymore.
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>>13454420
That was kinda funny.

More semi-quest stuff when?
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>>13454480
In EQ it is. Hell hurricane fluttershy has a steam machine
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>>13454470
>1371914551606.gif

i just

sorry, i didn't understand
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>>13454463
fuck this gif, fuck scootaloo
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>>13454490
>doesn't even know how the show is
>refuse to watch it because it would be painful
She's kinda of a bitch
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>>13454350
If you assume the bags under his eyes indicate age, he might also have stepped down so the new blood can lead.
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which pony is most degenerate
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>>13454477
I unno.
Hopefully we'll find out in season 4
I also thought maybe she's currently too heavy.
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>>13454498
>Anon makes steamed veggies.
>Has to get some pegasi to clear out his house before the whole thing goes airborne.
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>>13454515

Twilight
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>>13454515
Either Pinkie Pie for being a total slave
Or Fluttershy for being a total sociopath
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>>13454515
None of them.
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>>13454455
Not really. It's fun to get the ball rolling on a really weird greentext and trying new crazy things though.
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>>13454515
Rarity's mom
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>pony snuggles up right up to your crotch
>Its not sexual or anything, its simly thier size
>Over twice a week, a pony comes over to cuddle up right besides you, simply because you are so gentle and inciting
AND THNE YOU WAKE UO
>WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
>GOOD THING YOUR LIVE IN REAL LIFE
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>>13454534
Does that one guy still post that "Total slave" picture? I haven't seen it posted recently
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Which pony has the most sensitive ovaries?
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>>13454541
still not as good as The Day of All The Blood
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>>13454517
Eh thing is that if you look at the past episodes you'll see a patern.
Babs Seed - Babs join the CMC
Hurricane Fluttershy - She fails in the episode but at the end she saves the day by flying
Sweet and Elite - Rarity faces no consequences of her lies

There's no way Scoot won't fly.
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>>13454521
> He's one of Mr. Breezy's biggest customers.
> They seem like nice people, but his daughter Miele is always on the prowl. Not really into it.
> People say she's nothing like her father and snicker. Anon finally gets the gall to ask, and they just howl, "BECAUSE SHE SUCKS LIKE A HOOVER!"
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>>13454545
i don't think so, haven't seen it in a while
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>>13454537
>pony
>it does something weird
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>>13454545
He does
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>>13454545
I don't think so, it's making me question reality. Luckily I still have the pinkie face poster and the other regular post that eludes me at the moment
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>>13454556
How the fuck do you even have sensitive ovaries I mean what the fuck
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>>13454545
when people stopped replying he moved to posting wander wearing wig gif every thread
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>Get vinyl figure.
>About to open the box and I pause.
>Part of me wants to keep the toy in the box.
>Realize what is happening.
>Tear all of the packaging while going "WRARGL!"
NOT TODAY, MOTERFUCKER!
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>>13454576
You've never heard of middlesmertz, have you?

Some women get a pang of pain or worse when they ovulate.
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>>13454561
>she finally does fly, but loves scooting so much she prefers to keep doing that
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>>13454584
The autism is already in you anon, there's no use resisting.
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>>13454545
What about that guy that posts the Pinkie futa slap picture
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And Fluttershy, the misfit.
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>>13454572
how do you get pony to stop being weird
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>>13454596
what about vaginismus, that's pretty weird?
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>>13454600
Fuck you, I will Magic Johnson this shit!
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>>13454599
Of course she'll still Scoot. Scooting is her thing. But now she can fly with Dash too. Or scoot in the air because fuck logic that cart flied in S1
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>>13454610
spray bottle
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>>13454596
Sorry, goofed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mittelschmerz
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>>13454610
Beat them every time they do something weird.
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>>13454568
>Sing this song.
>They are dying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXSQTyNYp4M
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>>13454628
Beat them at video games?
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>>13454624
>>13454628
i mean things that won't get you arrested by the guards for being an asshole
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>>13454628
With my dick?
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hey chistery

what are your thoughts on magitech pone
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>>13454572
Well yeah
That's the model
I guess it's better than them all operating entirely as expected, day in, day out, just sort of neighbors and salarymen
That's not a story, that's some guy huffing at work saying "Yeah, Ponyville's pretty nice. They have an Applebee's and everything. A Sears, too." and running out of anything else to comment on.
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shit
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>>13454641
No beat them with a sack full of apples. Those don't leave marks.
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>>13454628
Reward them everytime they don't act weird!

Also, requests? I think I'll take one before it gets too late.
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>>13454584
>get comic con vinyl
>have biggest urge to rip it out of the package
>think about it for a second
>notice a button on the package
I still don't know what happens when I press it for fear of it being loud
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doot doo doo doo doot doot
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>>13454640
>tfw grew up with this commercial
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>>13454643
>spray bottle will get you arrested
I bet it's on some kind of Geneva convention agreement, since the great rolled newspaper war.
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>>13454645
I'm not chistery but I think it's pretty cool
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>>13454659
Rarity spraying Sweetie with water so she behaves
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>>13454667
>not this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
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>>13454657
Why would you ever beat a pony?

>>13454647
I like hearing about cute ponies doing cute pony things.
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>>13454681
But does it make a noise
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>>13454659
Dash gets sprayed with a bottle of vinegar and bats at her face with her hooves.
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>>13454667
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
Anon, oh no!
You just got caught up in it!

HUH!
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>>13454676
When small things get pushed around, they just might destroy the town
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>>13454628
>hurting the pony
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>>13454677
You know, I saw that commercial on TV as recently as 2010. I couldn't believe it.
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>>13454683
Pony needs discipline
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>>13454683
I just said, for acting weird.
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>>13454674
I'd label that as more cyberpunk, personally.

>>13454687
Press the button and find out, faggot.
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>>13454676
How about Sweetie spraying Rarity so she behaves?
and it actually working
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>>13454691
Nigga it's Sweetie. She and the rest of the CMC destroy the town on a monthly basis.
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>>13454708
the town got so assblasted in P-ville confidential
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>>13454707
What if Opal and the rest of the pets take control over the CMC and mane cast by threatening thm with a spray bottle?
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>>13454705
But everyone is asleep in the house
What if it screeches like a tornado siren
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>you are laying down, minding your own business
>Wehn some little cute pony you dont even kno w just walks up to yout bed
>They make a rest area out of your butt while you judt take it
>Are you just going to lay there and let strange small horses make pillows out of your rumb>IOr are you going to be a MAN and do something about it
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Streaming Reno 911! if anyone wants to watch. I might do a request or two aswell if there's enough demand. I haven't drawn in forever.

livestream.com/goggle
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnVxuthwOY
Toys you played with as a kid.
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>>13454728
Then you'll have yourself a party
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>>13454728
Trixie was a fucking crackhead
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>>13454645
They seem pretty practical and expected. Being able to build and maintain tech projects with magic alone is an easy assumption because Unicorns could move so much and subtly manipulate material and chemicals efficiently. Rarity's performance of Arts and Crafts suggests they'd probably use TK for most anything in artisan works and maybe light manufacturing. But we haven't seen a Factory other than the Weather Factory, so ....

That said, getting inanimate objects to work by Come To Life spells or derivatives shows a LOT of promise. At the very least you'd see work crews with heavy lifters and Unicorn technicians to troubleshoot problems or keeping a hospital dynamo running to keep the children's ICU powered in a total blackout.

But I mean none of that's canon, but it'd be pretty neat. They are pretty neat.
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spitfire
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>>13454677
Why in the fuck is this commercial so goddamn universal?
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>>13454701
I'm sure you can talk things through with the pony.
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>>13454731
[toot]
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>>13454727
It'd work best on Rarity, but sure, I'd be up for that.
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>>13454728
Do it for science.
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>>13454733
I thought you hated us and were dead?
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>>13454731
my sisters cat will do that if she catches you laying on your stomach. just make a nest out of the space between your legs, and use your butt as a pillow
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>>13454731
GIVE HER THE REACHAROUND
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>>13454731
UEAH
I pull her up to my chest for a proper cuddle
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>>13454733
you should stream king of the hill instead
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>>13454733
What's Reno 911?
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>>13454733
YOU'RE ALIVE
AND DON'T HAT US
yay
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>you will never a pony womb
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>>13454747
You need to give ponies a good belting once in a while or else they get all uppity.
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>>13454746
sears isnt exactly a small company
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>>13454753
>Doesn't loop
goddammit Tumblr!
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>>13454728
You will never know unless you press. that. BUTTON!
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>>13454676
I'll do this one I suppose.
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WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING
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>>13454770
A reality cop show.
A camera crew follows a police squad in Reno.
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>>13454765
WOOAAAAH
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>>13454744
Would you be willing to speculate?
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>>13454795
It's 10AM
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>>13454770
It's a show about police officers in Reno.
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>>13454795
Good point, I have classes in the morning.
Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13454795
I'm drawing this ship I like.
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>>13454795
Because its 4pm and I'm not tired
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>>13454788
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>>13454728
Obviously you have to take it outside and huddle in the bushes
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>>13454785
>>13454753
Okay I pressed the button and it didn't make a noise
Bad news is that it wont shut off and it's pretty damn bright
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>>13454810
>ship you like
Doom
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>>13454795
Because I'm watching a BBC special on leafcutter ants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0SkIGARuo
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>>13454795
Sleep=0pone
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>>13454815
>move in with human pony
>fuck human pony
>human pony comes home with a rabbit baby
>demands you take her seriously
what do?
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>>13454824
like me when i smoked all that weed in highschool
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>>13454832
how can someone be human and pony?
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>>13454819
Well I don't see you giving me a better request anon.
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>>13454827
Get a shotgun.
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>>13454779
Anon, please stop beating the ponies.
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>>13454827
Now you party
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>>13454832
>human pony
sudoku
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>>13454841
I don't know
pick somewhere on the scale between anthro and satyr and human with a pony's haircut
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fart fart fart faaaaaaart
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>>13454852
screw you
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>>13454846
I don't even own one

>>13454851
It would be unwise for me to party since I have the flu
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>tfw going from photoshop to sai because shitty laptop

how u doin tho mlpg
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>>13454843
no, sweetie is pissed about the request
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>>13454851
That's a cute Ponk
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>>13454828
I like more than three ships...
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>>13454851
I bet Pinkie was incredibly adorable in her younger years.
Well, her younger, younger years.
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>>13454832
Can
can we fuck the rabbit
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>>13454872
That's more of a reason to party. You'll be better in no time
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>>13454879
fillyshy is the cutest thing
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>>13454879
You like horrible ships
So of course any ship you like is horrible.
Like I said
DOOM
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>>13454876
Well I don't see Sweetie giving me a better request.
What do you think Sweetie Belle would request?
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>>13454883
she was a crazy kid. That rainbow had her on some Moses shit
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>>13451827
hnnng that's so cute
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>>13454875
I was gonna draw some neat animals from an /an/ thread, but I lost my pen.
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>>13454904
Crayons so she can draw with you too
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What if pone was a character from a Final Fantasy game?

One of the good ones, pre-10
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>>13454893
I would feel good enough to party if I could cuddle this horse of course
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>>13454847
Well don't go blaming me when pony gets past the age to train them and they don't listen to anything you say.
Then wham! they take the house and the kids.
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>>13454883
It really is a cute ponka, I don't get to post that pic often enough.
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>>13454920
But 10 was good...
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>>13454910
What are those called again? Bearded Vultures?
They look awesome. I want a tame one to feed my kills.
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>>13454922
anon do you miss your pony kids
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>>13454875
What's so bad about it anyway? Just more used to photoshop or..?
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>>13454803
> fanfiction
I just ran a quest that just finished with a team of medical technicians who use Soul Gems, and a lapis lazuli array under an electronic modification of Break Curse to siphon away the soul and memories of a human who's somehow Cursed passing through the Void to Equestria for dialysis and back again. That seems like almost the least of it.

I think at least for some things high magitech is all but shown on-screen. Maybe Celestia has a defense system that ANY of her loyal subjects can use in time of great crisis, even when the free magic is subdued by enemies. Just a thought.

Going balls-out -- Enchanted armor, carts that simply know where to go, you're almost on the order of Harry Potter with what a Unicorn and/or a very clever Earth pony could do - or a pegasus if they ever discover their inherent powers can strip hydrogen and electricity from the very atmosphere.

Anything's possible given what little we've seen on the show, though each race would have their own needs and applications for inventions.
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>>13454922
Just beat a higher level gymleader
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>>13454918
I would Draw with Sweetiebelle. Would her friends want to come along?
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>>13454904
She'd request her cutie mark
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>>13454941
You are the best witch-dyke.
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>>13454910
Coolest fucking bird
I've heard that particular image is photoshopped though
They do get kind of red, from dustbathing in iron rich soil, but not to that degree
Or so I've read
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>>13454888
do not fuck the baby
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>>13454921
Maybe if you party hard enough, she'll turn up to join you
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what if s4 comes

and it leaks early on itunes
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>>13454910
Frilled or something like that I think.
There's some cool birds out there.
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>>13454934
Bearded vulture, yeah. Or Lammergeiers. Apparently they're pretty common in Europe.
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>>13454946
Nah
Apple Bloom isn't interesting in drawing. And Scootaloo finds it lame.
Sweetie does it because she wants to draw as good as her sister.
Then she wants to learn to paint too. Her paintings aren't even close to what Rarity paints Sunday mornings
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>>13454940
mostly that. its just really fuckin slidy if i use any stabilizer

hopefully i can get used to it and maybe take a request or something tho
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>>13454965
u-unf
It's worth it then
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>>13454972
I'll watch it together with MLPG when it leaks and when it airs like I did during S3
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>>13454963
but oh my god look at them
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>>13454921
>>13454988
why do I suddenly want to fuck this horse
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>>13454984
I've been looking into using one of the two. I take it you'd suggest photoshop then?
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>>13454941
>Maybe Celestia has a defense system that ANY of her loyal subjects can use in time of great crisis, even when the free magic is subdued by enemies.
YES
YESSSSSSSS
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>>13455006
I've always wanted to anon
So naturally I go first
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>>13454978
>europe
Welp. Guess I'm sticking with Turkey Vultures.
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Amnesia: AMfP just unlocked~
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>>13454981
That's pretty cute. Somebody should draw Sweetie trying to draw/paint alongside Rarity
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tender wing-hugging lovemaking with celestia
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>>13455010
Sorry, hit ENTER too quickly
I FEEL THE QUICKENING

Also fuck 4chan x, I keep losing trip
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>>13455006
Because Butts
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>>13455033
but I don't have wings
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>>13455027
honestly I just want to suck on her horn
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>>13454999
So fucking neat looking.
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>>13455030
TEACH IT TO BUZZ!
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>>13454999
They're fucking cool as shit
That red ring around their eye is crazy
It actually gets more intense the more excited they are
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>>13455045
are you capable of being hugged?
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>>13454955
Thanks, Anon. You're probably pretty neat too.

What do you think about magitech? How far do you see it going?
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>>13454894
>pinkie's panties on her head

u-unf
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>>13455010
My head canon is that Celestia has a squad of specially trained unicorns that are deployed all over Equestria and know the time travel spell.

If something bad happens, you know getting fucked up beyond repair and neither Luna or Celestia use it to warn their past selves they do it instead.
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>>13455056
I refuse to believe these are actual animals

this is some pokemon shit here
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>>13455008
yeah but if you're new sai's stabilizer might be good. ive just gotten used to photoshop by now and i like the painting more
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>>13454918
that is cute. i was here trying to think of an awful fetish request. it makes me realize i have turned into an awful person.

its nice there are still some people in here who dont have to sexualize everything and force their fetishes in.
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>>13455047
Would you take it all
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>>13455064
I think it has a lot of potential. As far as how far it'll go?

I can see them getting space travel, eventually.
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>>13455087
provided she likes it? as far as she wants.
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>>13455083
Pff I'm a horrible person too. I love lewd and very lewd ponies.
But I like cute ponies more than lewd ponies.
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>>13455047
my nigga
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This horse needs some more horse
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>>13455115
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>>13455119
that horse has entirely too many horses
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>>13455031

Someone should stream it.
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>>13455119
Chistery please dress up as Senator Armstrong
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>>13455115
>>13455047
4chan pls stop dropping images
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>>13455030
Hell yeah. Those are the kinds of vultures we have around here. Don't see them around too often, but they seem to be all over the place down in Oregon.
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>>13455135
I would be glad to share a unicorn's horn with another anon.

and if I somehow wound up as the unicorn, I would be in heaven.
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>>13455157
what if two anons were licking your horn
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>>13455055
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>>13455068
That seems prudent, though why they didn't interrupt some of Twilight's near-destruction of Townsville - I mean Ponyville would need some explaining

Maybe they need a real Omega-level threat, or Keter if you're into that.

>>13455097
They've already had a space program. For one.
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>>13455127
The only thing I like more than hornjobs is horngasms
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>>13454988
>watching blacksmith video and guy is explaining the technique
>"...it will thread into the donut when i spread that open..."

i was instantly hard
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>>13455162
I think he's saying he would enjoy it
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>>13455135
Why is her horn longer
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>>13455082
I might have to give both of them a try then, thanks.
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>>13455127
unf
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>>13455192
she has a hornboner
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>>13455185
>They've already had a space program. For one.
That doesn't count and you know it.
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what the buck
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you unf you lose
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>>13455209
>unicorn horns get longer when they're aroused
>pegasus wings extend when they're aroused
what about mud pone
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>>13455216
what the BUCK
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>>13455133
Sorry, man, I'm not that swole and get hives around MGS.
Sorry
Please have some double-horse treat instead
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>>13455216
...is Homestuck?
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>>13455234
They get dirtier
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>>13455242
HA!
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>>13455234
>they just get bigger
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>>13455240
Hey look, it's a grey pony and a pink pony being intimate.
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>>13455149
Have a colony of about 6 Turkey Vultures hanging around my house. They like hanging around me for the bodies of the pests I kill and toss deep in the woods.
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>>13455185
Well it's Ponyville. The entire town has been destroyed multiple times in the show already.
And Celestia already took care of it in LZ.

They'd use it if Celestia and Luna are completely incapacitated. Or Dead.
And that never happened. In the pilot everything was part of Celestia's plan and the writers said that Celestia was just hiding to let Twilight use the elements.
And with Discord she wasn't incapacitated.

They only use the spell when they are completely fucked. Like Canterlot is a fucking crater kinda of fucked
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>>13455240
that is a very strange ship that I do not mind in the slightest
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>>13455226
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fY1iAgAIc
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>>13455212
Just yankin' your chain. Sorry.
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what the bbbbbbbUCK
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>>13455253
>Big Mac has never been laid
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>>13455260
it's practically canon
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>>13455253
unf
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>>13455234
they're just leakier than unicorns or pegasi
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>>13455268
does a hoofie from his sister count
or that time she rubbed him off with her ass when they were sleeping in the same bed
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>>13455258
>And that never happened.
Because they went back and stopped it.

Great, now I'm imagining ponies in an MIB setting.
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>>13455278
Unf
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>>13455286
nope.avi
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>>13455278
what if when rarity becomes an alicorn, celestia takes her hoof in hers and kisses it
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>>13455254
I meant the formless white void, but
It's still legit
And a little wistful somehow
Sometimes I look at it and wonder if this is how Rarity experiences death, it never being prudent for them to consummate their love while alive
Then I just punch myself because that's sort of dumb
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>>13455278
White enough.
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>>13455286
quit making me boner to snails you faggot
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>>13455286
You know the rule:
If it doesn't go in, it's not incest.
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>>13455226
thats not the picture i posted
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>>13455306
complications?

>>13455309
that makes it both less and more unf at the same time
now i'm conflicted
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BRING ME A NEW HORSE!
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>>13455302
how do you feel about rarity and luna?
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>>13455253
I guess Gloomy was for sexual all along
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>>13455286
>or that time she rubbed him off with her ass when they were sleeping in the same bed

o-oh god...
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>>13455287
It's probably not that drastic; when the timeline readjusts everyone just simply forgets. No need for Neuralizers. you just keep looking ever yet more "older than your age" to the people you're stationed around. That Service you never talk about must really take it out of you.

They have no idea. Every time they do you see them in ... a pretty bad way. Your smile never really reaches your eyes any more.
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>>13455287
That's the thing. If there's a huge war with huge losses Celestia returns and give her past selves all the plans the enemy used so Celestia can achieve a easy victory and stop it before it escalates.
That's why Equestria is so peaceful. Because Celestia, Luna and those few unicorns maintain the peace.
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>>13455357
It must get hard, having to watch the country you live to defend fail over and over, just so you can go back and prevent it.
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this horse smells bad
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>>13455391
its your turn to wash it!
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>>13455357
The time spell doesn't work like that.
You return to talk to your past self. You never stay there. You return to your timeline...a timeline that doesn't exist anymore.

Every time they use that spell they basically commit suicide. And they know it. but the needs of many...
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>>13455347
Nah she's a special case, but has to be at least 7ft tall now and growing
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>>13455342
> FANFICTION
There are some times I think it'd be a great riff on "Miss Manners" if she's tasked to help Luna adjust to modern Equestrian life with all its niceties. Oftentimes I place it during Luna's Gap Year.

She'd teach the way 'everyday' ponies interact and how to sort of mingle - badly at first but she seems to get a grip on it. Dining table settings are easy enough, learning it's the height of rudeness to throw bones to the dogs or simply rub snout over the dinner table is ... 'challenging.'

Despite herself Rarity learns a real joy of spirit and goes flying in a carriage for the first time, scoring higher and banking deeper than some full Pegasi. Devouring a whole plate of scones in one sitting, laughing without reserve at the Jester.

They grow closer and in a way Rarity is the cultured one, Luna the rakehell - and the two meet in the middle. Parts and wholes seeing a compliment and beauty inside and without.

There's no first date, just Luna asking if Rarity wants to go flying. No cart. No escorts.

It's easy as breathing.
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>>13455440
Gloomy was always for sexual.
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It occurs to me that quick fic compilations on fimfiction are probably never even glanced at.

I'll probably never get any comments from there on the short stories I do for y'all.

Sad times.
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okay im gonna try and take a request

sorry if i screw it up my set up is not ideal right now
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>>13455464
rumble teasing cloudchaser
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>>13455464
draw a fish!
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>>13455412
I doubt Celestia would've approved a spell like that. Maybe it just rips the memories of who you were out of your head and transmits them into an earlier version of you. After you cast it, you can spend time with your loved ones until the end, knowing it's finally over for you.
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>>13455464
Rarity drawing/painting and Sweetie alongside her trying to be like her big sister
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>>13455464
>no trip
You trying to trick me?
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>>13455476
second
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>>13455348
she pretend to be sleeping, of course, but there was no way she didn't feel him pressing into her like that - he's so big, she'd be sure to feel his head poking at her back. in his head, he told himself she was just getting comfortable, sliding up the bed, giving him a nice, natural fit between her cheeks... but then the rubbing started, and he didn't remember her rubbing in her sleep. it was too good to say anything though, so he just went with it, catching little hints of her breathing when it picked up here and there, and once or twice a moan when he pushed forward, sliding his head over his sister's ass that was slick with the precum he was dripping everywhere - until it was too much, and he came, all over her, and himself, the bed and the blanket and the sheets and everywhere. but she just sighed, and snuggled up to him again, and he fell asleep like that, still hard, sticky with the load he'd just blown thanks to his sister's ass.

or something
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>>13455451
I doubt they'd ever be able to arrange a lover's rendezvous in person, but since Luna has power over dreams...
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>>13455464
Rarity and Twilight in bed cuddling each other as they sleep.
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>>13455485
im on my shitty laptop and i forgot to bring my trip with me
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>>13455464
oh hey mewball
pls draw the thing i just said
>>13455492
thanks so much
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>>13455501
Second.
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>>13455497
>doubt they'd ever

but luna is free to move about in the day
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>>13455506
which thing, applecest?

also fuk u
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>>13455484
>>13455501
Either of these
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Should I delete this thread?
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>>13455516
Please, do you honestly think the tabloids wouldn't be all over that?
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>>13455522
yeah that
butt rubs

also fuk u
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>>13455525
No, faggot.
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>>13455463
It's kinda sad that now every fanfic has to be 10+ chapters to even get some interest.

Short fics are the best in my opinion. Something short and enjoyable.
Oh well...
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>>13455492
UNNNNF
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>>13455506
>>13455492

darf please tell AP to write again

thanks
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>>13455525
I don't think you're really assba but in the event you are: no, deleting the thread is almost never the answer
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>>13455535
>implying i draw for sexual
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>>13455412
I think to do Agency work you might not have time to write a report to warn your past self of the past danger. It'd be a modified one, a timeskip that makes you buffer over your past self. Every other week there's a Groundhog Day scenario. Over and over again. The Mages aren't quite sure how but your morphic field remembers how long "you" have been alive, there's no conserving your biological age.

On top of that, the stress just mauls you. Seeing the people you've grown to like, the people you've seen brave and valient to the end, people splayed inside out by invaders or a passing Space Storm or Changeling parasides - and they don't have a fucking clue. No one but a Time Agent could understand.

And anything you kill your past self every time. "Professional hazard."
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>>13455547
AP will write if AP feels like it

and i don't think that's the case

no one is sadder than i

>>13455553
oh right i forgot you were a faggot
well just draw some generic applecest gawd what am i a walking prompt well
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>>13455553
>not rubbing butts for fun
It's like you don't have friends or something
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>mewball ignores anons requests in favor of darfs
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>two namefags and a trip
>no new thread
how useless can you guys be
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>>13455583
>>13455583
>>13455583
NEW HORSE
>>13455583
>>13455583
>>13455583
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>>13455578
i'm sorry i didn't know i was put on this planet to serve you

just kidding lel
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>>13455497
>>13455516
>>13455526
I'm thinking more a family retreat, or a surreptitious visit to the Everfree ruins where Luna's reconstructed apartments for meditation.

They might not care all that much about the tabloids after a while - I mean, who wouldn't be japing about the Princess who can't seem to act like a lady in her few public appearances? It's just getting away from the guards, from Canterlot, seeing open fields again.

It might be prudent to write them coming there a few times just to give Luna a break and let Rarity visit home. It's only later that it's clearly a place to be alone 'doubly on purpose.'
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>>13455578
If you're talking about me I don't know the marker password. Also, I wouldn't really want to know in the first place.
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>>13455557
They just cast an age reversal spell to not rise suspicion.

But really at this point no one there cares that much. You can die at any moment. And second could be your last since you'll be murdered by the conscience of your future self. Only newbies have a family. Most of them quite after their first jump. Anyone can quit when they want. Celestia even gives you an option to modify your memories. That's the least she can do.
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>>13455595
it's okay I still love you

>>13455612
you don't have to move the marker, you just have to make a new thread so that the poor guy that made the last two threads doesn't have to
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>>13455627
That's too much pressure
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>>13455627
Too late ;_;
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>>13455657
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I genuinely appreciate the company of Twilight Sparkle
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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