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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Your waifu will never be real edition

last horse
>>13437122
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>>13441876
mine will
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whats with all these rarara pictures? aj is clearly what's it at
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Thank god for [new horse that isn'tt mary sue]
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Says who?
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>>13441876
is there a nice template with transparency for this one too?
I wanna make a pank one
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RATE THIS PONY
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>>13441914
Something something tripcode not needed copy pasta something anonymous culture something something no need to thank me
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>>13441918
Blue/10
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>>13441903
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>>13441918
fast/fast
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>>13441919
DASH LOOK OUT
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>>13441903
We will build cities in a day. Men would cower at the sight.
We will build towers to the heavens. Man was not built for such a height.
We will be heroes. We will build heroes.


They've waited so long for this day,
Someone to take the death away.
No son would ever have to say,
"My father worked into his grave."


Men sleep tonight with hands of bone. They will awake with hands of steel.
And with these hands we will destroy. And with these hands we will rebuild.


And we will stand above our city,
rising high above her streets.
From tops of buildings we will look
at all that lies beneath our feet.


And we will raise our hands above us,
cold steel shining in the sun,
and with these hands that will not bleed,
my father's battle will be won.
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>>13441939
is that plantpony
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>>13441918
Well, let's see... Broken wing, Patch on forehead, hospital clothes, clearly insane...
This pony is damaged, so the best I can give is a 5 out of 10.
Sorry, kid, but you're not gonna get much for that on the market...
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>>13441950
He might get lucky, some buyers will pay a premium for damaged goods.
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>>13441918
>attractive tomboy
>sporty
>loyal pony that always stand up for her friends in trouble
>hidden shofter side
>beautiful eyes and adorable voice

10/10 would waifu
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>>13441964
who else but deaf
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>>13441975
this
>forgets about sonic rainboom
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your favorite pony is a big poopie head
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>go to Wander Over Yonder "general"
>half the people are trying to talk about the show and posting screencaps
>the other half are talking about fucking all the characters
>GG, Klondike, and Dotkwa are there
It's like I never left MLPG
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>>13441975
>shofter side
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>>13441998
it's almost like you don't have to limit yourself to a single thread or something
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>>13441998

>implying you can leave
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>>13442001
what is the probel with it? bad grammar? yeah sorry i'm abit drunk
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>>13441998
>GG, Klondike, and Dotkwa are leaving us
>Rose too

RIP
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>>13442009
>implying you can't check out any time you like
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>>13441998
>implying WoY isn't a massive letdown
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>>13441975
This guy nailed it.
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>>13442001
you saw how she nuzzled Tank when she thought no-one was looking
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>>13442029
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Euro
Eurobeat
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>>13442029
DUCKPONES
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>>13442029
IT LIVES
DEAR GOD IT LIVES
DON'T STOP NOW I'M CUMMING
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>>13442029
>Huey, Dewey, and Louie ponies

Heh.
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>>13442042
Inkwell is great
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>>13442029
Is it just me or are those the Rowdy Rough Boys?
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>>13442029
>Red, Blue, Green

oh, hello huey dewey and louie
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I WANT TO MARRY A LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER AND KEEP HIM COMPANY
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>>13442029
>>13442054
I wonder what tales those three feather-heads are going to spin?
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>>13441876
I will soon know that feel
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>>13442053
>chance
heh
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>>13442053
oh god, poor Chance
he looks so sad in that third panel
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>>13441998
one of these is not like the other
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>>13442029
Is...is this the first page? Something feels strange.
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>>13442053
>the cream came out the other end
>chance
They know
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>>13442070
holy shit, they ponified LK!
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>>13441975
This guy gets it
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>>13442042
isn't that bitch in the first panel a staff oc?
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>>13442070
>sailor chibi moon
Heh.
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>suddenly celestia mini comic

MORE
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>>13442070
IS THAT TWILIGHT?!
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>>13442070
more fagit
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>>13442070
>ron, harry, and hermione
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>>13442092
>>13442070
>harry potter pony
Pffft hahaha
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>>13442029
>Comic about the magnificent celestia
>ruin it with some young faggots
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING I LOVE
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>>13442070
>harry potter, ron and hermionne ponies under the table
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>>13442065
They're Donald's nephews you dimwit
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>>13442099
>>13442070
Also
>Ron, Harry, and Hermione pones in the bottom panel
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>>13442070
>that Harry Potter & co. in there
WE DETECT DANGEROUS LEVELS OF REFERENCE SATURATION, CAPTAIN
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>>13442101
Look at the cutie mark, retard.
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
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>>13442070
FUCKING HARRY POTTER PONES
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http://i.imgur.com/QQuPMqM.png
Futashy has found the Mirror Pool
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>>13442053
giddilee is such a cutie
i can hear pinkie's voice easily coming from her
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>>13442070
>chibi moon and

...Why the Jupiter symbol?
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>>13442070
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>>13442129
WHERE?
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>>13442053
>chance
>cream came out of the end
Hue.
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>>13442138
>please stop cumming on me
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>>13442129
I wish I had a chin like that
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>>13442070
>>13442092
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>>13442127
that's not nice anon.
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>>13442132
>tell fluttershy to go fuck herself
>This
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>>13442110

I guess in comic equestria the entire population is made up of reference ponies
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>>13442070
>Ponies drink their orange juice out of bags
but why
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YER A PONY HARRY
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>>13442153
No shit, welcome to 4chan
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>no art of the chubby unicorn

I SWEAR TO GOD
PEOPLE

I SWEAR
TO
GOD
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>>13442070
What is that cutie mark on twilight-clone
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>>13442163
Yer a faggot Hagrid.
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>everyone thinking Chance is a dildo reference
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>>13442101
It's a Twilight fanfilly.
She doesn't have a lot of them, but they're dedicated. The filly in question asked her barber for a hairstyle just like hers, but none of the other ponies at school recognize it, so she brought in her hair (still on her head) for show and tell about how amazing Twilight Sparkle is and how she's written so many essays about magic and how she's probably going to be a Princess someday and and and...
The teacher had to cut her off after about twenty minutes before she started reading excerpts from a stoo- er, "author's re-telling" she wrote about Twilight beating an Ursa Major in battle.
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>>13442167
This one?
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>>13442151

how?
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>>13442068
yeah, I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper once.
I undestood it'd be idiotic when I grew up.
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>>13442068
I need to watch The Maxx again
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>>13442179
YES
SHE'S A TOTAL QT

SO WHERE'S THE ART
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>>13442042
I have a feeling Gingersnap is going to learn a valuable lesson.
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>>13442166
>>>/mlp/
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>>13442068
I want to marry a pony keeper and keep her company.
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>>13442182
Homestly, it DOES sound kinda fun....
If you get an internet connection you could just shitpost all day about how you live in a lighthouse and how you can shitpost all day about how you live in a lighthouse.
Although they're probably automatic these days or skmething....
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>>13442174
>not thinking that cream coming out of chance is a dildo reference
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>>13442182
I think it'd be awesome
Imagine living out on some far away island in the middle of the Pacific, all alone, with enough supplies to last you a millenium
Stargazing and scholarship all day erry day
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>>13442196
Though I was kind of not expecting the extended preview so soon, does this mean that it's out this Wednesday? Next, maybe?
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>>13442203
>BCS lives in a lighthouse
also yep. you're a half century late.
And if they have a lighthouse keeper you can bet they don't have internet.
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>>13442198
Can't take it? Get out.

>>>/mlp/
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>>13442196
>>13442215
>>13442029
>>13442042
>>13442053
>>13442070
FULL COMIC WHEN
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>>13442207
Stargazing gets boring after the first months.
And I don't care for scolarship if I'm the only one there.
I'd rather live in the country.
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http://media.tumblr.com/4d79727d3f481747c165f3f2fee2a960/tumblr_inline_msohpnYrrl1qz4rgp.png
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>>13442230
But I live in the country and it's boring as shit
I would rather pretend I'm Lovecraft somewhere in the middle of waterbumwaterfuckwaternowhereWATER with all the time in the world.
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>>13442208

made me laugh
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>>13442207
That would be pretty cool if you had internet
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>>13442227
kid, it really shows.
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fact: the only good lighthouse related thing in the last 50 years has been Lighthouse Family
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>>13442152
>>13442092
>>13442070
>Ponified LK
>On a page with food coming alive

FLUTTERSTUFFING SOON

IT'S A SIGN
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>>13442252
I'd rather just spend eternity on the internet without learning.
Also the country rocks man. I'm having the time of my life.
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>>13442070
Is that supposed to be Saturn and Chibi Moon?
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>>13442270
I live really near where pic describes
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>>13442129
>>13442180
>>13442208
>Rarity had a stroke and her face is stuck
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http://derpibooru.org/423618
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>>13442282
go check out those otters man,they're amazing. It's like watching yourself in a mirror.
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>>13442292
Transnigga plz.
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>>13442292
I give up on humanity.
She probably reads cosmopolitan too.
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>>13442292
>Transnigger
What, is that some kind of weird mix of tumblr and /pol/?
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>>13442292
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>>13442309
no,that's transjewish.
also known as transfer
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>>13442292
>transnigger
pffffthaha
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>>13442318
>also known as transfer
FUCK
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Requests pls

Can't promise anything because I've sketched like 4 pics and I scrapped them all
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>>13442292
Reminder that this wouldn't have happened if Hitler won WWII.
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>>13441998
they're not using the gee word
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>>13442337
I request that you don't scrap your pics
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>>13442318
I don't get it
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>>13442337
>tfw remember when used to be like that
it's always a horrible thing growing up. You think back about how much of an idiot you were.

twilight humping a book
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>>13442338
>mfw
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>>13442357
the joke is money
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>>13442347
Which is why I put it in quotes
It doesn't really matter because that's what it is, and that's the type of thread its acting like
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Trying to do things differently can be fun, regardless of if the end product is good or not.
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>>13442342
that's always beautiful,but it's killed by the fact that it's portraying a pone I really don't care about.
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>>13442368
I get it, but I'm not laughing
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>>13442290

she really has that pose in almost every pic
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>>13442342
nows not a good time fluttershy
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>>13442292
Probably would have. She's American, and Hitler never wanted to take over America.
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>>13442382
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but mare."
Rock!
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>>13442390
Which is why I don't like her much. She's got that model look to her, and the others are more expressive, and cuter, and better ponies.
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>>13442020
>Implying you're welcome
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Twilight mind raping anon into thinking she's his mother
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>>13442416
Oh no, the twifags have taken over the Celestiafags now
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>>13442386
...not everyone has to laugh at jokes,anon.
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>>13442292
getting tired of this shit even ironically. the joke is overused to hell.
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>>13441918
Let's see
11/10 in all testable categories;
>Coolness
>Awesomeness
>Radicalness
also scores blue/fast in the lightening round

Definitely exceeds all maximum criteria for waifu eligibility.
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>>13442382
Great! Now change that R into a C.
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>>13442416
>IMPLYING I DIDN'T SEE YOUR BEEF IN THE LAST THREAD

APPCHAN X NEVER FORGETS BITCH
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>>13442427
Oh no the twilestia fags are on it again
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>>13442440
>exceeds maximum criteria
Wouldn't this mean she is no ineligible for waifuing?
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>>13442451
It wasn't a beef, I thought someone would want to erp
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>>13442029
And the Huey, Dewey, and Louie ponies are a multi-layered pun, too!

>Trumpet
>Louis Armstrong

>Labeled book
>Melvil Dewey, i.e. Dewey Decimal System

...I'm not sure what to make of Huey. Is it a reference to Huey Long like the original duck's name was? I'm not sure how to resolve that as a kingfisher. Huey Lewis and the News? Something else? Help me out, guys.
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>>13442410

well the twilight looks made of plastic and is not very expressive either
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>>13442179
I want to draw this pony and her friend doing something. But what?
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In my headcanon, Rainbow Dash is secretly extremely vanilla in terms of sex/romance
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>>13442469
teaching fillies and colts!
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>>13442440
>fun
>cute
>loyal
Yep, definitely waifu material.
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>>13442469
SEX
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>>13442270
The third photo is amazing.
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>>13442467
Did they put her and Rarity on sedatives before they took the photos?
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So what do you think about Waifu: the movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRvTv_tpw0

I think it's pretty horrible. We're gonna see people starting tulpas like nobody's buisness.
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>>13442440
gotta stretch for those awesome joints to work properly
and yes best waifu
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>>13442338
I probably wouldn't have been there to not witness it.
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>>13442449
>horce rock
I don't get it
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>>13442502
It's not even out yet, how can I tell how good it is?
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>>13442502
IT IS TIME

http://www.kurzweilai.net/recording-and-replaying-human-touch-the-next-user-interface-revolution
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>>13442469
Stringing up decorations, Giddilee's tangling herself up with too much and Gingersnap is disinterestedly hanging one at a time with magic.
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>>13442518
FAIL
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>>13442510
>>13442480

What if she wasn't as fast as she thought she was?
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>>13442502
what the fuuuuuuuuuuck

i would use this so hard
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>>13442499

I don't know, maybe they are supposed to be in character
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>>13442549
I would love that pone all the same.
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>>13442549
She'd be Rainbow Jog?
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>>13442337
Requesting Twilight smashing her head through that window and screaming at something or someone that's seriously pissing her off.
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>>13442549
She'd still be pretty fast
the fastest one in my heart
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>>13442525
No anon, the idea behind it is horrible by itself.
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>>13442459
It just means she's overqualified and an Over achiever
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>>13442574
It's not though
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>>13442510
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>>13442534
I don't understand, what does this mean?
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>>13442578
>Men living alone in their homes pretending to have a girlfriend just because they're too scared to ask someone out is a good thing

Do you also hate america?
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the attack on titan guy draws some pretty good horse butts
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>>13442581
Shit, Aj does mad pushups
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>>13442581
applejack are you ok?
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>>13442600
Link a nigga up
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>>13442573
post the link
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>>13442601
>>13442606
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>>13442573
can't corner the poner
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>>13442606
Gettin' swole anon. Gettin' swole.
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>>13442595
If we develop AI with actual humanoid intelligence I don't see how it'd be any different to human relationships
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>>13442591
You can now fuck and beat the shit out of someone over the internet.
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>>13442613
PUSH IT HARDER
YOU CAN DO MORE
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>>13442609
anon,you're white.
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every day until you unf
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>>13442612
It's old
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>>13442613
applejack no, its 2fast
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>>13442627
Yes, and thank god for that.
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>>13442617
I'd implant an AI chip in my head. I could always have discreet conversations with that, and maybe even get a boost to the processing power of my own brain.
I can dream.
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>>13442628
Sorry, I don't find play-doh sexy.
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>>13442617
Because they wouldn't be human. They wouldn't be Really that complex.That's why we call it "humanoid".
Besides, a robot can't cheat on you. That's like playing a game with "easy" settings.
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>>13442628
No

No unf
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>>13442617
I don't think you understand the intricacies of artificial intelligence design. It' s not something you can make with enough computer juice, consciousness is essentially a series of reactions to the environment. People will likely come up with very good chatterbots long before they come out with something that we can accurately say is able to reason. So you'd be fucking a cleverbot basically.
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>>13442617
No hormones, though.
How would they have a relationship?
I think I would have liked that trailer a little more if it were a bit more obvious she was a computer. Like, her getting humor and everything just like that was a bit strange.
It feels like it's a woman in a box he's falling in love with, not his OS
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>>13442617

If we develop AI with actual humanoid intelligence then it would still never be attracted to me anyway.

Love is the only thing you can't get with brains, money, or power.
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>>13442652
would you fuck a play-doh pony pussy?
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>>13442613
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>>13442660
>expecting accurate realism in movies
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>>13442665
probably not
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>>13442609
http://readms.com/r/attack_on_titan/49/2046/13
ENORMOUS HORSE REARS
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>>13442643
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/59317390/sweetiesatyr-nude.png
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>>13442549
i'd still love her
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>>13442691
>tulpa
No. Actually having a conversation with an AI and inducing insanity are different.
Very different.
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>>13442675
>that are used to portray a growing thing
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>>13442691
My favorite edit of these is the AC ones.
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>not going fast
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>Tex is 15

I don't care and yet I do care all at the same time.
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>>13442702
uh
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>>13442718
What?
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>>13442702
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13442702
uh... fuchs isn't perfect but he's a lot less uncanny valley than this
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>>13442718
>Tex is 15

SO HE SHOULD GET BANNED?

PLEASE, THREADS WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
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>>13442691
>tulpa
You wouldn't be talking to yourself though
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>>13442708
They're both pretty bad for reasons.
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>>13442742
I'm not seeing the problem with AI.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13442702
huh, so it looks like ecmajor is no good at humans. who would have guessed.
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>>13442718
>tex is 15
>I'm 20 and I can't draw stick figures
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>>13442708
You wouldn't really be able to tell much of a difference, aside from the fact that you could feel better about your mental health, and the AI's computer-features
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you have 10 seconds to name something that isn't a sergal
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>>13442759
jackie chan
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>>13442702
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13442751
you wouldn't be able to do it in this century and you'd just talk to a very complex machine, not a human intelligence.
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>>13442702
Nope.
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>>13442691

You know that same pic at bottom was used for a MLPG macro back in like 2010

I don't have it anymore though
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>>13442728
Something happened over a video game and dooks heard a voice say "SO WHERE'S THE MEXICAN GUY?" on Tex's mic
apparently it sounded like a 15 year old and when we ask him head on he just says he doesn't like to give out his personal info. So yeah, he's at least underage.

>>13442734
Mods rarely ban for that stuff since they have no real way to prove it. Tex would have to say "I'm 15" and have a mod in a bad mood around.
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>>13442757
I was boxing up my old first pony art today and I had to resist the urge to chuck it all in the garbage.
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>>13442759
Tulpas.
>>13442730
>>13442768
JUST FUCK ALREADY
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>>13442718
everyone always brings up how young some of the drawfags are, but how old is our oldest drawfag?
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>>13442773
A very complex machine that basically upgrades you.
Sounds like a plus to me.
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>>13442718
Gonna need a source on that.
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>>13442786
83.
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>>13442783
Maybe he just has a youthful voice like Rose.
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>>13442215
>an actual retarded horse
nice
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>>13442786
I'm pretty old. For a dog
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>>13442787
It's going to wake you up in the night screaming.
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>>13442715
fuck fast
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>>13442783
I sound pretty young too and I'm not underaged
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>tfw shout got married and never invited us to the wedding
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>>13442812
I'd be down for that
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Mmmhm
Oh yes
Mother and child, y'all
It's the big reunion
WOW look out that's the wrong baby
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>>13442799
>>13442813

We have a few people who sound like they're kids yet we know for a fact they aren't. They talk all the time over skype, steam, games, etc.

Tex never talks, despite having a mic. Doesn't want to "give out his personal info" >implying I can track him down just through his age
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>>13442783
It would explain why he had an autism attack and deleted/left everything for awhile.
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>>13442808
wat
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>>13442812
I'M TRYING
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That feel when the show will always be shitty flash
that feel when too many tweens
that feel when will never be hand drawn
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>>13442826
too bad fast is a raging lesbian
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>>13442802
what if pone was dog
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>>13441876
AND SINCE WHEN DID I ACQUIRE ALL THESE PICTURES OF RARITY!?
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>>13442831
I loved that part
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>>13442842
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I'M AN INCORPOREAL THING INSIDE YOUR HEAD
WHY CAN'T I FEEL THINGS
MAKE ME FEEL
I REMEMBER TOUCH
I NEED SOMETHING MORE
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>>13442817
Where's that screencap of MLPG goes to the Wedding?
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>>13442854
I prefer cats.
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>>13442853
would you quit spreadin' rumors
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>>13442702
The only problem I have with his art is those nightmaris eyes.
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>>13442858
so what is this guy I keep seeing
I like skeleton characters
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>>13442846
The hiatuses would be twice as long.
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>>13442877
Boku no wanduru
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>>13442800
>using a weird dumb voice for a pony is unacceptable
>full-on-retard is funny
that's stupid.
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>>13442863
dont worry, he is only wearing the pony shirt ironically.
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Never be creative!
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>>13442853
but she doesnt lesbian with that horse, that horse is an ugly horse
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>>13442877
The spookiest villain ever

>>13442853
That's what YOU think
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>>13442864
also acceptable
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how far gone is mlpg that it is more common to discuss other shows here than mlp?
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>>13442898
>the groom is tired of your shit
also fucking hell,he's FAT.
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>>13442878
If things were ideal, we would have a bunch of great shows to watch, instead of sitting around thumb-in-ass waiting for the pony show to come back
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>>13442902
Why?
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>>13442911
Just great.

I have boner
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>>13442911
>femhater
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>>13442915
I will pay a lot to see an episode of the 66mane being cats.
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>>13442915
>not mice
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Can someone post a Mane 6 show vector?
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>>13442915
>Flying cats
Well I guess that's that.
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>>13442916
anon, in the WOY general they talk about my little pony,too.
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>>13442911
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

R63 Sylvia would WRECK Wonda's ass
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>>13442930
>>13442932
anon pls
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>>13442936
Rattity
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somebody stream wander over yonder
I haven't seen it yet
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>>13442919
>tfw when fat ugly dudes with small penis have more gfs than you
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>>13442936
What if you lived in a disneyesque world where the mane 6 made up every type of human or animal there?
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>>13442939
>not wanting Kitty Dash to fly on your lap
>"Give me some fishes, anon!"
>She does that pouting face
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>>13442915
I dislike those cats.
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>>13442916
This has always been a circlejerk thread

people just stopped pretending months ago.
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>>13442911
holy hell that ass
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>>13442949
>R63 Sylvia
Oh god
OH GOD
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>>13441876
>Your waifu will never be real edition
D-don't say things like that, Anon...
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>skeleton boobs
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>>13442949
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>>13442949
>>13442968
>Male Sylvia
Would look exactly like regular Sylvia, except with eyelashes none of the time instead of some of the time.
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>>13442963
are these cats more to your liking?
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>>13442898
I remember when I used to wince at stuff like this
not anymore, it seems. This is hysterical
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dayguard and nightguard dating
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>>13443003
These are very nice, yes.
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>>13442972
>>13441876
>One day you satanic sacrifice is answered and your waifu is brought into your own world
>Disoriented the first thing she does is look around your room
>And sees it filled with nothing but stalker esque photo collage all of her and her friends
>Slowly backs out of the room
>Bolts before you can say a word
>Last you heard she was fucking some high school football player
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>>13443013
daythread and nightthread dating
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>>13443003
I want to rub Derpy's belly while she does that kicky feet. A little gnaw on my hand would be a bonus.
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>>13443013
yes
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>>13443013
>>13443044
>>>/mlp/batponies
>>>/da/
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>>13443023
But I don't even have photos of her on the wall.
I just burn letters with green fire.
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Is it wrong that I really really like this design?
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>>13442959
I just don't get it.
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>>13443065
lel
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>>13443044
>filename
That is my fetish

I want a girl to perform sexual acts on me while I sleep and force me to subconsciously form fetishes depending on what she does.
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>>13443003
>fluffershy
heh.
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>>13443065
here
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>>13443072
>girly haircut
>no humongous dripping peen
yah
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>>13443044
I really love the little fuzzy detail on the hooves.
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R63 Wonder=Wonda?

I like it.
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>>13443072
Well, if that's wrong I don't wanna be right.
Much better than the other one.
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>>13441876
>implying my waifu wont exist in the future
Oh you
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>>13443013

dishonorable discharges for conduct unbecoming and fraternization
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>>13443101
>>>/co/
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>>13443023
>Last you heard she was fucking some high school football player
story of my life,that is.
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>>13443072
None of the other ponies have visible hooves
I can't get over this
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>>13443101
IT'S W >A NDER YOU NINNY

SO WANDA
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>>13443089
>>13443100
Did someone drew a mother in this comic?
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>>13443110
That seems a bit harsh
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>>13443115
Doesn't Big Mac?
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>>13443110
shut up celestia
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>>13443100
I always enjoyed the dynamic with these two.
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>>13443119
>Wanda
>Applejack's accent
>Pinkie Pie's over the top super hyper antics
>Rainbow Dash's voice cracks and squeals
I'm gonna die
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>>13443115
Horseshoes, Anon.
Sleek, sexy horseshoes over supple hooves.
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>>13443135
You stole my picture

>>13443137
and I got some random fucking reaction pic from who knows where instead.
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>>13443137
They're kinda like the two princesses, just worse in every aspect
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>>13443132
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
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>>13443146
>>13443113
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>>13443137
The artist made it super cute and extremely close to the style of the show. There that.
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>>13443132
Huh, I guess he kinda does.
But that's because he has those fetlock things.
Hmmn.
>>13443147
There's nothing sexy about horseshoes
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>>13443161
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>>13443176
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>>13443161
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKw50_5rUNY
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>>13443173
>>>/out/
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>>13443161
SHUT UP LEMONGRAB
SERIOUSLY
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pank dressed as a 20th century western whore was very unf,wasn't it?
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But we ARE /co/
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is..is there anything I can write for you today, mlpg?
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>>13443190
This is great
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>>13443204
Truth.
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>>13443193
it's not pony related
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>>13443197
and very informative. Who knew i was a vegetarian
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>>13443197
I think that was the unfest thing in S1, even though Ponka is nowhere near to being unfest pon in my opinion
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>>13443197
It looks fine on the other characters as well.
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>>13443205
some romantic waifu shit with celestiaor luna would be great
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>>13443205
Ben Ben getting Larry to hotglue one of his My Little Human toys
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>>13443205
no
fuck off
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>>13443205
A 12-lines poem about celestia.
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>>13443215
neither are you
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>>13443193
>wanting that guy to come to a relaxed, slow board
Hey c'mon man what's wrong wit chu
>>13443205
write Rainbow Dash going camping with Applejack for the first time and thinks she knows everything. She takes a sheet and a pillow in lieu of a proper sleeping bag like Applejack's and must deal with the consequences
It can be lewd if you want
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>>13443205
Your favorite pony crying about your fourth favorite pony.
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>>13443218
those are some pretty awful dogs.
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anyone here have a giant up to date celestia folder?
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>>13443218
no it doesn't, you heathen
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>>13443176
I have fun with these two.
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http://derpibooru.org/423736

STOIC YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
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what if pony was hair bun
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Rediv pon is red
Luna is blue
I fucked your favourite pony
haha, fuck you.
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>>13443252
your waifu is shit
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>>13443235
is 200 pics giant?
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>>13443244
pony should hair bun
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>>13443252
Can I fuck my favorite pony too?
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>>13443260
your waifu is also my waifu, joke's on you
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>>13443265
RD's expression gets me every time
I wanna pat her
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>>13443205
Twilight fails to stop Sunset Shimmer. Shimmer marches with her teenage minions through the portal, only to be greeted by Celestia, Luna, Cadence and the entire royal army.
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>>13443269
No.
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>>13443269
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>>13443261
post a screencap of it so i can look through and see if you have decent taste in celestia pictures
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>>13443276
she'd bite your fingers off and break your ribcage with a kick.
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>>13443219
what about celestia AND luna

>>13443222
;_;

>>13443227
>lewd
b-but that ship isnt cute
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>>13443276
She'd be so indignant about it, it'd be adorable.
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>>13443280
is that a yes?
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>>13443288
>implying I'm going to upload it
haha no.
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>>13443280
http://i.imgur.com/XgWWRLv.png
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>>13443294
>what about celestia AND luna
Yes!
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Lunchy munchies?
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>>13443303
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>>13443303
>horrible anthro
>not even good anthro
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>>13443294
That's a fair point, actually.
Make it Rarity: Applejack instructed her to pack light this time, which for Rarity means a mere 3-sheet system, four pillows (down), and a queen-sized inflatable mattress
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>>13443293
....I'd be ready for any kind of violence
and counterattack with tickles
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>>13443301
>not sharing your ponies
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>>13443324
tickles only make her angrier and cuter
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>>13443327
THE PONIES ARE MINE
ALL MINE
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>>13443327
>the pic
it just keeps happening
but somehow still fits
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Giddilee is 2cute.
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>>13443337
excellent
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>>13443327
>implying i'd want to stick my dick into a ponys puffy pussy thats filled to the brim with some other guys cum.
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>>13443322
The ideas are flowing.
except I've never done lewd. oh lord.
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>>13443357
YES
YES
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So, I ended up getting an online slave about a couple years ago. She was 13 at the time but looked 18,she said she was 17.
I still masturbate to her pictures.
Am I a horrible person? I also posted them all on 4chan once.
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MY PONIES ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING, BUT YOULL HAVE TO FIND THEM FIRST. I LEFT EVERYTHING I OWN IN ONE PIECE
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>>13443327
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>>13443357
that was fast,goat.
Good jerb.
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>>13443377
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>>13443363
Not wanting to be the pony that filled to brim with some other guys cum.
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>>13443363
>alliteration
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>>13443385
unf
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>>13443357
YES
YOU ARE BEST DRAWFAG
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>>13443369
well it looks like i wont find the ponies for at least another 10 years
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>>13443364
You really don't have to, I usually prefer cute anyway. I just added that because I know a bunch of writers actually prefer it somehow.
I can't write it either.
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>>13443357
HNNNNGGGG
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>>13443389
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>>13443369
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>>13443380
I'm planning on coloring it soon, too. Just gotta finish art homework first. Also chubby pony is really fun to draw.
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>>13443377
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1

japone owls well in 2 hours
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>>13443357
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>>13443402
I just need something to practice. I still havent gotten the hang of writefagging yet.

I've noticed that non-lewd things don't hold people's attention usually
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>>13443417
SPAERK PLS
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>>13443417
spaerk pls
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>>13443417
Glad to see you around here,kraut.
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>>13443424
>no filename
HOW
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>>13443377
>>13443417
How do you guys get rid of duplicate files?
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Forgive me MLPG for I have sinned.
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>>13443431
>>13443432
Again? You guys need to stop.
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>>13443430
For what it's worth, I've always prefered non-lewd writefaggotry.
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>>13443430
I'm basically just saying it's your call, man. I'm not even a writefag.
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>>13443430
If it's sfw, it either has to be short, emotional, or genuinely intriguing to hold attention.
Smutanon is top-tier at them
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>>13443446
DuplicateCleaner
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>>13443443
but it did have a filename
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>>13443451
tell me your sins, anon
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>>13443464
What now. I just shave off a pixel or two and re-save.
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>>13443417
Get on my level
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>>13443468
No, I mena it didn't have a name.
Isaac always uses names.
That can't be Isaac.
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>>13443430
>I've noticed that non-lewd things don't hold people's attention usually

That's how it is really.
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>>13443377
oh boy
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>>13443443
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>>13443473
I was thinking about Rediv...
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>>13443474
but why would you do that if you're having trouble with duplicates?
>>13443464
Thanks, I'll check it out
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>>13443456
eh, that's basically the same thing
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>>13443446
Visipics.
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>>13443480
what if a changeling has imprisoned the real isaac in a goo sack and taken his place?
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>>13443495
Appledan pls stop
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>>13443489
>Naming your computer using your real name
Come on dotkwa, you're asking for trouble.
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>>13443492
Hmm.
Yes. I understand. I'll allow it.
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>>13443484
CALM DOWN
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>>13443495
And you masturbated to her?
Everyone here did.What's the matter?
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>>13443484
yeah it it all you dirty slut
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>>13443524
I was thinking about Rediv's butt...
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>>13443498
He's implying that he intentionally makes duplicates to annoy people.
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>>13443495
did you touch yourself inappropriately?
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>>13443534
you weren't thinking about touching it, were you
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>>13443498
>>13443538
What?
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>>13443534
We ALL masturbated to rediv.
She should feel flattered, if she wasn't in a lesbian relationship with an asexual girl over the internet.
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>>13443534
What about it?
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>>13443551
I was thinking about Rediv's butt tooting...
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>>13443480
>>13443509
Don't worry.
I won't hurt you.
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SHAKE MY TREE
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>>13443487
Lets get a look at that hotglue folder
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>>13443277
The wrong neiiiiigggggghborhood, my former faithful student
>>
you anons all look the same to me
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>>13443559
>We ALL masturbated to rediv.
>We

I hope you choke on a nut.
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>>13443559
Fuck you, don't speak for me.
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>>13443568
That picture would be so much better if Pinkie was swearing
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>>13443568
Isaac, seeing your pics without filenames is like seeing you naked.
Not accustomed to it and really weird.
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>>13443581
Well, all MY we have masturbated to Rediv.
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>>13443559
>all
I don't even fap to ponies. Or any of the contributors, because that would be weird.
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>>13443559
I have yet to, and sincerely doubt I ever will.
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>>13443583
o-oh
okay
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> "Aaah, Anon! Cum on insahde me!"
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I wish I had a computer like this.
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wanna bump uglies, mlpg?
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>>13443559
I've never masturbated to Rediv OR RR
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i got curious about how much pone i have
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>>13443606
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>>13443607
>insahde
I hope you step on a lego castle
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>>13443606
whatever
i don't really care about contributors as long as they actualy contribute to the thread
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>>13443606
It's alright rediv. I'm masturbating to you as hard as I can to make up for them.
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>>13443607
>insahde
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>>13443479
>253gb for 1012 files
Those aren't pictures.
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>>13443611
>cut the LCD
I feel like that would be hard to accomplish
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>>13443611
Except for the ruined monitor, it's a pretty neat concept.
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>>13443634
My pictures are big
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>>13443615
Not really. Sure was considerate of you to offer, though.
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>>13443611
huh.Oh wow.
Wow.
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>>13443647
i kind of feel like they would occasionally, and be completely comfortable remaining friends
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>>13443611
The only problem with this is you could never show anyone else your screen. You couldn't watch a movie with someone or say "hey check out this part in this game I'm playing" or show them a drawing or anything. Only one person could view it at a time.
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>>13443606
Hey red! Just for you!
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>>13443665
Uh. So what's the problem.
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>>13443660
>>13443647
>>>/co/
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>>13443660
I might share that opinion except he seems totally asexual. He's got no interest in that stuff when there's a whole galaxy to stargaze at.
She might consider it from time to time though. But maybe I just think that because I like the idea of her being totally pent up and never getting any.
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>>13443665
you could just have two monitors
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Boop
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>>13443674
IS THAT HORSE MASTURBATING?
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>>13443705
I could see it going either way, really. He's hippy enough for it.
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>>13443674
I'm not actually rediv
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>>13443713
How would it masturbate without genitals?
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>>13443713
Shut up, Barry.
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>>13443727
let me tell ya
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>>13443719
YOU TRICKSTER
YOU TRICKED US
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http://xhamster.com/movies/914232/long_lick_job.html

>tfw no pony to coax your load out with her muscular tongue

Pony tongues look like they'd feel heavenly
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>>13443709
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
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>>13443572
It's just the 1.4gb dump/compilation one guy put up here awhile back.
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>>13443745
stop
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>>13443735
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>>13443755
pony time
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I just realized I have exploding head syndrome.

I had no idea there was a name for it or that it was an established condition, but suddenly things make a lot more sense.
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>>13443762
Oh god which episode is this from
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>>13443740
I even added that e-mail field so there wouldn't be any confusion
you have only yourselves to blame you dingusussues
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>>13443754
You mean the hotglue dropbox that I'm still updating?

It's at 1.81gb now.
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>>13443709
Izzat the whole thing?
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>>13443745
MR OWL
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>>13443767
All those shards of skull and brain matter finally make sense huh?
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>>13443776
boku no shirts
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>>13443748
I wonder how the game would be received instead if it was released like this
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>>13443745
That guy's dick looks like it's gonna explode, it's all beet-red and veiny
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>>13443783
>Pony Properties
my favorite pony properties are purple and pink
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>>13443780
I'm going to need a link to that
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>>13443784
i never made it without biting
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>>13443665
You end up with quite a shitload of polarized screen, enough to make well over a dozen pairs of the glasses.
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>>13443790
Exploding Head Syndrome is where while falling asleep you sometimes vividly imagine a loud sound which will usually startle you awake.
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>>13443776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoB543m9Zzw
;_;7
>>
Pony Properties > Customize
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>>13443799
She's been edging him for hours on end, keeping him right on the brink of a toe curling, mind shaking orgasm.

Your cock would be pretty veiny too.
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>>13443834
i got startled awake this morning by imagining thousands of ants on my body
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>>13443843
I ramped the sex drive up to max but pony still won't cuddle me. Is there a checkbox I'm missing or something.
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>>13443834
i have that too, except that im not imagining it and the neighbors are just assholes
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>>13443868
Reu please contain yourself
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>>13443853
>tfw no vascular as fuck hardon
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>>13443843
>implying you can customize pony
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>>13443843
sudo apt-get pony-upgrade
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>>13443884
>tfw penis always looks as if it just got home from a busy day at the office and just wants to go straight to bed
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So apparently I missed the boat with this wander over yonder shit. Redpill me /mlpg/.
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>>13443807
What if both?
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>>13443868
how many fingers did they break?
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>>13443810
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S10192075#p10192100
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>>13443843
Size slider -> up
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>>13443896
you can, but it voids the warranty
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>all these pony files
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>>13443905
>Oh my gosh I should make you a dress! I should make a whole bunch of dresses! Hold on stay right here I need to get my things, oh OH! What if we make a party of it, what's the point of a dress without a party to show it off in?!
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>>13443904
It's free on itunes and torrented on yayponies
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>>13443904
It's the new Spengbab.
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>>13443913

where is Avast pone and why isn't she protecting my computer
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>>13443904
WoY is something Craig, Lauren's husband, has been working on for some time now. It's a cartoon. I don't like it, it has a very.. specific type of humor and I'm no fan of that. Do give it a try though, it's available on yayponies.
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>>13443910
Goat, you've been eyeing the hefty mares a lot lately~
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>>13443929
I REGRET NOTHING
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>>13443929
Chubby mares are the best
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>>13443909
update the sub thread then please
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>>13443929
I'm liking where this is going
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>>13443840
I'm laughing like an idiot.
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>>13443884
http://xhamster.com/movies/1143764/licking_the_underside_to_a_slow_but_delicious_ejaculation.html

mirin that vascularity, sick pump bruv
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>>13443929
Well it's kinda hard not to eye them when they cover more than half your vision range
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>>13443942
I've been meaning to draw boilerpon.
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>>13443906
none?
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>not jailbreaking your pony
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>>13443853
How do you know that?
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>>13443965
>not jailbaiting your pony
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>>13443942
Would jet ponies be considered big ponies?
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>>13443951
But it's still too hot for boilerhorse
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>>13443964
wow, those are some undisciplined ants
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Reading anything interesting?
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>>13443948
doesn't this get boring for her?
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>>13443939
Theres nothing to update because there hasn't been that much new stuff since redlightponyville got shut down. There IS a new tumblr for this stuff, but I'd rather no advertize it, assholes like to shut things like that down.
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>>13443951
aw yiss
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>>13443996
ender's game
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>>13443991
Which means she's been getting no love. Isn't that sad?
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>>13444000
those legs kind of make it look like she's a satyr
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>>13443990
No

I think there WAS a "chubby" plane pone though
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>>13443996
Cat's Cradle, it's pretty good
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>>13443990
I love jessy's plane ponies
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>>13443996
The lost continent or whatever the name is of the rincewind novel after interesting times.
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>>13444005
Maybe you can draw her sad and cool.
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>>13443973
JAILBAIT IS DEAAAD. Or he moved on to Wander over Yander like every drawfag here is going to
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>>13443990
No, they're sleek and smooth.
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>>13444011
kurt vonnegut is great
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>>13443997
You'd think it would at least make your jaw ache
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>>13443992
Twilight stop flexing. Ants have nothing to read about
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>>13443996
Pink Eyes
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>>13443996
An Orson Scott Card book about time travel and Christopher Columbus. I'm not all that far in it.

>>13444016
ooh maybe
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>>13444031
he doesn't get the appeal
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>>13443965
I rooted my pony and flashed paranoid pone
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>>13444017

He's just fucking with us.
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>>13443996
Ending Aging.
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>Anon, I need you to scrub my wingtaint clean, I just cannot reach it by myself!
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>>13444057
>wingtaint
uh...unf?
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>>13444057
Yeah sure, why not.
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>>13444057
Pony showers are equipped with Stalacleaners, colloquially called 'roof loofahs'.
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>>13443568
you should make a pastebin of them. At least the multi-part ones, with stories in them
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http://i.imgur.com/EdjxxSz.png
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>>13444057
aww, that taint fair
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>>13444057
I have no what a wingtaint is supposed to be but sure
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>>13444081
Absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>13444081
Imgur links bring nothing but pain
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So what happened to Endii?
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>>13444070
what if pony was cheeki breeki?
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>>13444070
Okay, I found her!
Now she's gotta come find me, right?
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1

1 hour till japonies
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>>13444081
>Breast feeding
unf
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>>13444094
hats us
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>>13444094
Hit by a bus.
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>>13444094
Left because of porn of her OC
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>>13444114
>her
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>>13444083
>you will never go to the taint fair
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>>13444081
why does it look like twilight's fingering herself

that would be the droopiest vagina ever
the puddle isnt even centered underneath her crotch
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/f4d36a31bf824f69ac679a00fa6a7d49/tumblr_msvneq3EHa1s6q5p5o1_1280.png
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Why would you cause Celestia to make this face?
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>>13444158
HOW MUCH DID THAT COST HIM
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>>13444158
Looks like he's sweetcreaming her scoops.
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>>13444158
Fucking finally
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>>13444163
I can't help but touch her big butt
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>>13443913
time to empty recycle pone
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>>13444158
>Touching that painted up whore when fleetfoot wants him
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>>13444158
>>13444166
>>
>Anon, were you staring at my butt?
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>>13444167
you mean her
kissy pony is paying big mac
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>>13443904
it's a cartoon where the worst character is the protagonist and the best character is the antagonist
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>>13444188
yes
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>>13444163
I wouldn't, I didn't
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>>13444188
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>>13444188
no i was just spacing out
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Celestia's cavernous _______
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>>13444163
It wasn't me, I SWEAR!
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>>13444197
Hater's not the real villain, though.
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>>13444188
No I was staring at your tail, that's normal thing to horses right?
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>>13444228
he is an antagonist though
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>>13444158
>>13444166
>Being this gay

>Twice
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>>13443745
Wish I could cum like that. My output has been low lately, I don't drink enough water.
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>>13444241
>fucking a mare is gay
lel
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>>13444245
yes yes fascinating stuff
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>>13444183
This.
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>>13444183
>Fleetfoot
>Not Tealove

PLEB
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Nippone in one hour, right?
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>>13444183
>>13444256
>choosing fleetfoot
>ever
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>>13444241
You think any straight ship that isn't Fluttermac or the Cakes is gay.
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>>13444256
>I thought fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>13444250
...Why did I think that was Braeburn?
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>>13444158
>no cum filled bulge

oh well
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>>13444180
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>>13444284
Because you're a complete idiot?
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>>13444277
A male fucking a female has to be the gayest thing ever.
It says so in the bible that I never read.
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>>13444284
because gay denial.
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>>13444284
Latent homolust?
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Waifu
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>>13444291
>Hitting open does horrible, horrible things.
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>>13444284
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>>13444284
you're suppressing something
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>>13444306
Don't you start.
>Mental image.
FUCK
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>>13444291
>>13444306
>tfw you open your Space Inventory
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>>13444306
>she inflates her belly to ten times its size and lets you sort through the files in her belly
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>>13444304
>>13444295
Because coat and mane color, so I closed the image before I had time to properly ID the bottom pone. g
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>>13444318
>all that advanced darkness
damn nature, you scary
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>>13444245
I wish a pony would sit on my face and tease me with her hooves while whispering filthy things to me

getting my balls sucked by a pony would be cool too
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>>13444305
http://25.media.tumblr.com/237f7b70615da2374e6577d401f64cbf/tumblr_msntxgjNhD1seqkrmo1_1280.png
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>>13444318
I think I have some kind of mental disorder, I almost cry every time I see a picture of earth from space
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>recycle pone
>not download folder pone

She's like my secretary that manages where all my recently downloaded shit is.
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>>13444306
>Hit open.
>Files, EVERYWHERE!
>It was like you hit a pinata that had an air bag in it.
>"My bad..."
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http://i.imgur.com/BzCyzOE.png

NO
THAT'S NOT HEALTH, PONY
YOU'LL GET AN INFECTION
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>>13444346
uh
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>>13444346
W-whoa.
I'd squelch that marecunt and stretch her more.
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>>13444245
That's why unicorns are master race, they can fulfill your every desire with their magic, and mindrape you with overwhelming pleasure
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>>13444336
sure, thats it
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

just woke up

japanese kids show is on again, pone in about 40 minutes
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>>13444346
that ponut looks lickable
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>>13444353
Going to space would be fucking terrifying. Imagine being in a suit, working on the ship or something, then your tether breaks and you float away into space, but still have an hour or so left of air to contemplate your impending death.
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>>13444378

Oh no, don't you go bringing us rarifags down with you twaifu faggots. Keep your mindrape bullshit to yourself.
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>>13444360
But I already have one.
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>>13444360
Download pony is the delivery mare.
She works with sidebar pony to keep everything in order.
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>>13444387
Owursu werr endingu werr!
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>>13444378
>Rarity
>mind rape

But I'm willing already
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>>13444378
http://i.imgur.com/1QlPByG.png
not to mention that they could massage your dick while you hilt inside them
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>>13444378
earth ponies = best blowjobs
pegasus = cutest ponies plus wingjobs
unicorns = best everything, OP as fuck

>>13444402
>implying rarifags aren't timid betas who fantasize about being dominated by her
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>>13444402
Speak for yourself, jerk.
I'd be Rarity's spurting toy.
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>>13444453
>earth pony
>not best clopjob
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>>13444453
http://i.imgur.com/pqDcuCh.png
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>>13444452
What would a magicjob even feel like, whatever sensation they want? Like they could use magic on you that perfectly imitates the sensation of oral or use a light tickling on the bottom of your glans?
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>you will never trick an actor into wearing Neutron Cream
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>WoY general is 50% people talking about how much they want to fuck Sylvia
see guys I told you we'd all go back to /co/ eventually
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>>13444453
>>implying rarifags aren't timid betas who fantasize about being dominated by her

That's true

Like, 100%
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>>13444473
Earth ponies have super strong and dextrous tongues from constantly needing to manipulate things with their mouth. Hooves look kinda painful unless they're all springy and marshmallowy.
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>>13444518
>double health bar
>not this isn't even my final form
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>>13444453
Pegasus would be the best for vaginal, because they're so light you can do them comfortably in almost any position.
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>>13444517
Really wish people would ship soarin with other ponies and not just braeburn
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Speaking of Rarity, what type of accent does she have? It's kinda hot.
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>>13444518
russia looks like fun.
unless you're there yourself of course.
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>>13444547
Midatlantic
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>>13444547
Atlantic
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>>13444518
>sylvia
>not fem hater
Their taste is shit
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>>13444541
Plus they could use their wings to thrust down while riding you. Wings are ultra soft so wingjobs would feel so good.
>>
LATEST NEWS: LOCAL MARE BREAKS WORLD RECORD ON SEMEN INTAKE
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>>13444553
Just imagine if someone found out you like ponies in Russia.
You would probably get fucking arrested.
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>>13444560
I'll fight you in real life m80
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>>13444518
it's like in kingdom hearts. The gif, i mean
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>>13444556
she was born and raised on a ship?
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>>13444518
What the fuck is a blue light driver?
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>>13444574
I'm 6'5" and 230 lbs though
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>>13444574
Sylvia is old an wrinkly looking.
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>>13444547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English

I don't think it exists anymore outside of old Hollywood movies.
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>>13444570
Has anyone heard from RuBro lately?
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>>13444590
Those are SCALES
not WRINKLES
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>>13444569
rarity pls don't try for the record via cum inflation
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>>13444582
i assume it's people who install blue lights and sirens on their cars so they can run red lights.
happens in many countries.
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>>13444591
>I don't think it exists anymore outside of old Hollywood movies.

Rarity just uses it so she doesn't sound like a cheesehead like her parents.
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>>13444581
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English
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>>13444569
Rarity broke her own record again?
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>>13444592
https://images.4chan.org/v/src/1378749605912.png

He's still alive, looking at this kind of thing.
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>>13444610
Oh man, now I am imagining that guy crawling on that car making siren sounds with his mouth.
And it makes the image fucking hilarious!
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>>13444527
unf unf pony tongues unf unf

I thought the horse was standing in a pot field at first
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>you will never milk weeks of pent up cum from a buff workhorse
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>>13444562
>wingjobs would feel so good

Feathers are too tickly, it'd be an odd sensation.
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>>13444638
that horse is fucking huge!
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>>13444527
>unless they're all springy and marshmallowy

Ponies can manipulate the firmness and flexibility of their hooves, it's how hoofgrip works.
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>>13444644
TOO LATE

I ALREADY DID
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>>13444582
Vehicles that use illegal blue lights. In countries where blue lights are associated with police vehicles people will abuse it so that they don't have to obey traffic laws because other drivers think they're cops. Yet they're still available for purchase because they're often used in car/motorcycle shows.
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>>13444570
>Mlp convention in glorious motherland
>Several Rainbow dash cosplayers are making a scene
>Immediately call kgb to aprehend the traitors before they poison the mind of young children of motherland
>They are shot on sight
>Pick up pinkie pie doll I had just purchased and return to my tenement to share my tale of heroism with 11 roomates
>Such is life in motherland
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>>13444679
HOW IS THIS NOT ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE
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>>13444644
I'd like to dump my balls in this pony
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Anon, Pinkie told me what "unf" means...
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>>13444610
>>13444679

Ah ok, that makes that gif hilarious because that guy is an asshole that deserves it
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>>13444695
It is.

In countries where it actually matters.
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>>13444644
That's not how semen works, Anon.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

30 minutues
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>>13444709
That..that was supposed to be sweetie belle. The fuck 4chan?
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>>13444638
TONGUE BATTLE GO
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>>13444671
>those soft, springy hooves gently rubbing you through your jeans while the other hoof is kneading your aching balls
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>>13444725
>SNACK THE CRUNCH OFF!?
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>>13444725
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>>13444706
That's a given, even people who aren't attracted to ponies probably would, given the chance.
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>>13444721
I can tell you for sure that it DOES build up, but after the first 4 days your body will start reabsorbing it and make new cum at a slower rate.
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>>13444725
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>>13444744
The real funny thing here, is the cat thinks it's the one making the claw close, and the person closing the claw think's he's making the cat's tongue pop out.
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>>13444727
>kneading your aching balls

That's really uncomfortable if you have blue balls going on, she should get you an ice pack or something.
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>>13444789
>blue balls

The bane of any edger's great session.
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>>13444781
who started the whole ordeal?

these are the mysteries
>>
Is Cheerilee still frustrated or did she finally get Anon to fuck her butt?
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>>13444789
Night threads give me the worst blue balls if I'm taking a break from fapping, I don't know why I torture myself like that.
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>>13444799
>anon
>not Snails
>>
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

20 minutes til japanese owl episode
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>>13444795
Once you finally shoot it feels amazing, it's like a sneeze that's stuck and won't come out, and when it finally does it's satisfying as fuck.
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>>13444813
oh
Now I'm not too concerned about having to miss this one
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>>13444813
>2 more weeks until the end of japone

I can't
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>>13444789
Who drew that? Not into ponies sexually, but that's giving me a semi.
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>>13444822
I know, I edged for two hours last night

It feels even better finishing on a pony toy
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>>13444656
If you apply enough pressure I doubt that they tickle
>>
http://www.pornsocket.com/media-gallery/3781-mare-giving-blowjob.html

Speaking of horse tongues, here's an old classic. If you've ever seen a horse's teeth, you'd know that putting your dick in a horse's mouth is insanity, how he hasn't gotten his cock bit off is a mystery.
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>Fantasizing about being turned into a fictional cartoon pony's filly.
I wish I wasn't weird sometimes
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>>13444872
were you the guy posting about this yesterday or the day before
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CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT
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>that weaver animation got posted on eqd

I know I'm super late on this, but how did that happen?
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>>13444861
there's a gap in between the front teeth and the side teeth
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>writing Rarijack camping story
>get to the (maybe) lewd part
>computer locks up
>all data lost
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>13444861
>she's eating it all

9/10 bretty gud :DD
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>>13444896
some guy was using it to attract attention for himself

didnt even credit gg
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>>13444795
>tfw edging for too long after one week of not having time to fap and then your boner dies because your nuts hurt too much
I don't even know how that happened, they just went from "everythings fine!" to "I think a horse kicked me"
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>>13444905
Still, that's dangerous as hell. Plus that dude's cock is a fucking foot long, that's a lot to get bit off.
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>>13444906
It's a sign anon, the computer god thinks ponies are not for sexual.
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>>13444906

>Rarijack
>all data lost

Good.
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>>13444833
I'd assume either Longinius or ECM
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>>13444920
but the computer god kept all the sexual for itself
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>>13444918
The only way to make it go away is to cum, they'll still ache afterwards, but it'll start going away. If you do nothing then it's gonna last for longer.
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>>13444880
You mean wanting to be turned into Fluttershy's filly?

Yes.
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>>13442159
It's a little juicy-juice pouch bag like Capri Sun.
>>
ponuts
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>>13444918
That feel is the worst feel, especially since i like to masturbate for long periods of time
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>>13444906
My sympathies...
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>>13444918
I could imagine how big that load was though
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>>13444861
>>13444861

only thing I don't like about this is that he cums in her mouth, I wanted to see that load
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>>13444945
This shit is getting too weird even for me.
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>>13444948

Or like those milk sacs they give kids in school now.
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http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

10 MINUTES
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>>13444967
the horse wanted to get drunk
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>>13444978
>milk sacks
u-unf
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what if pony said that you had the biggest butt
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>>13444967
Too big to be honest. Started hurting after a while of cumming.
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>>13444983
what is
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>>13445003
le shitpost
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnOO8MG_Hk
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>>13445005
depends, does pone like big butt or small butt
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>>13444977
What's weird about wanting to be turned into a pony's filly?

What's weird about lying next to her while she softly brushes your mane while calling you "mommy's little princess"?
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>>13444861
I'd do it, you can't pass up a chance like that
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>>13445033
pony is snuggling your butt
>>
Pony just touched you.
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>>13445028
Oh good, Japan has their very own Nathan!
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>>13445048
I cry for an adult.
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>>13445048
Why is pony touching me.
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>>13445048
touch pony back
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butts are for facesitting
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>>13444906
>some guy was totally doing my request but it's fucking gone now
I don't even know how to feel about this
I'd appreciate it a bunch if you were to take another shot at it, though.
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>>13445045
then i let pony continue to snuggle butt
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>>13445006
Ahh, I only remember that happening once

Edging while playing the first Monster Girl Quest. Must have been at least 6 hours
>>
WHO IS GOING TO BE RUCKY PONY?
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>>13445048
I'll touch pony back
>>
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

5 minutes till japonies
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>>13445061
That would be really great to throw at batman, or celestia.
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>>13444163
Anon may think spiking a punch bowl is a great idea, forgetting it's an all-ages reception. Very very small fillies and colts have almost no tolerance and the First Grade photograph is all feverish grins and little Blanch nursing a sick button.

> fanfiction
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>>13445048
I put pony in friend zone.
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>>13444918
>that feel
Couldn't even walk straight for the rest of the day.
Edging for upwards of 10 hours was a terrible idea, in hindsight.
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>>13445048
i curl into a ball and start crying, possibly losing control of my bladder
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>>13445058
>Posting art of a rape encourager.
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>>13445058
butts are for anal sex
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>>13445040
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>>13445108
Butt there is no pone hole.
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>>13445108
which pony is best at anal sax?
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>>13445092
* button, bucket

At least Applebloom's hair is perfect.
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>>13445108
literally incorrect
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>>13445090
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>>13445108
Butts are for fucking the shit into.
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>>13445115
> It's not foal hole, they only ever call it "pole hole"
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>>13445101
>10 hours

that's just excessive
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>>13445118
Panko.
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>>13445090
>Throw massive boulder at Batman.
>By the time you lifted the rock to throw it, he has found a way to defeat you.
>Throw a massive boulder at Celestia.
>Don't be silly.
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>>13445101
Wait, 10 hours?

I thought anything past 6 could hurt you
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>>13444291
>>13443913
>you will never have a Pony OS
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>>13445119
>You will never date a growed up athiest Michelle Creber.
>She will never show up to Olive Garden dressed in a blue blazer with matching fedora
>She will never tell you has she has become enlightened by her own intelligence and has outgrown the need for phony gods
>She will never sing Disney songs over dinner at your request
>She will never laugh at your jokes with pieces of bread stuck in her teeth
>>
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2

japone time any minute now, get in here
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I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
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>>13445168
Only over my dead body, Anon.
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>>13445058
sure
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>>13445156
>>13442502
>"How is your relationship with your mother?"
>Eeehhhhh....
>"OS generating...."
>>
And I'll marry Nightmare Moon!
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>>13445176
I've got the weirdest PONER right now.
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>>13445112
What's weird about laying your head on her soft belly while she reads you an adventure book?

What's weird about letter her nibble your tiny filly wings when they look a bit messy?
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>>13445186
nightmare moon isn't here anymore anon
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>>13442502
Tumblr and Twitter kept talking about how creepy that movie was. You are now aware that normalfags don't understand the love between you and your waifu.
>>
hello
>>
WE BACK
>>
We're finally back?
>>
A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
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>>13445184
.. I want it
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moot is awake
post ships
>>
WE BACK
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>>13445230
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
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PARTYON TAKING THEM DOWN ALL WE SEE IS HUGS
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we not ded
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>>13445216
>You are now aware that normalfags don't understand the love between you and your waifu.
I never assumed they would.
>>
While 4chan was down, I married Princess Celestia. We're going on our honeymoon now. Goodbye forever, MLPG.
>>
if nathan's a janitor on the sub does that mean he can see my IP when I post there
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Oh god

They're at it again
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She's a whore, yes a whore, her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid by the whore that we adore.
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>>13445251
>>
>>13445251
congratulations
see you tomorrow
>>
And we are back, Applejack was rucky pony and we missed you on the sub!
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>>13445256
unf
>>
>you will never stand around rediv with 9 other anons after edging for hours
>you will never all cum at the same time, coating her head to toe in cups of jizz
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>>13445256
pls Twilight

it doesn't actually have to BE for all eternity, it just has to FEEL like all eternity
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>>13445262
cheer up
you can always marry princess celestia
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>>13445061
I've got some time later i'll try again just for you
don't expect much im bad at this though
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>>13445255
You're thinking of full moderators I believe.

I can't even ban, only delete.

Although here, like Sheogorath venturing beyond the Shivering Isles, my powers are meaningless.
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>>13445274
Thank god. That would be GAY.
>>
not only was MLPG ded, but the entire site was ded
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>>13445262
if you ask Celestia nicely she'll put you to sleep until her current husband dies so you can have a turn

I don't think the waiting list is very long
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>>13445288
Stop that
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>>13445289
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>>13445157
Whoa
Whoa
I'm just saying that horse has some really great hair
Ponies with great hair are fun
And Olive Garden's stuff is awful
>>
I hope you were drawing during the downtime
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>>13445289
it was advanced ded
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>>13445233
sweetie x me
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>>13445306
I was NOT fapping
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What if pony
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What if Advance Pone Wars?
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>>13445295
>Celestia has a room full of chryogenically frozen suitors
>She brings one or more of them out when she's feeling lonely
>A girl's got to keep herself busy
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>>13445310
Sweetie Belle is cuddliest pony
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>>13445256
What would mind rape even feel like?
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MLPG

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU MASTURBATE TO CARTOON HORSES WHILE 4CHAN WAS DOWN

IF YOU DID IT MORE THAN 4 TIMES, YOU GET TO GO TO EQUESTRIA
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>>13445307
we were bɘb squared
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>>13445305
I've been to numerous hole-in-the-wall joints I was assured were way better than Olive Garden. They never were.

All I want is a genuinely good Italian place, why is that so hard.
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>>13445314
What do you want for your sweet 16, texy baby?
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GUYS STOP POSTING FOR A MINUTE, I GOTTA GO PUT LAUNDRY IN THE WASHER!
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What is the worst brony thing?
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>>13445326
I CAME 50 TIMES TO CELESTIA
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>>13445326
WHAT IF I DREW PORN FOR PEOPLE TO MASTURBATE TO CARTOON HORSES

THATS LIKE 16 TIMES THE FAP
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>>13445295
>I don't think the waiting list is very long
It probably has half of Equestrias population on it
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>>13445326
>tfw nofap today
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>>13445338
ALRIGHT WE'LL WAIT.
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>>13445306
No, I was writing.
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>>13445352
THANKS ANON, I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOUR WORD.
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>>13445326
I'm sorry Celestia, I have disappointed you. You may carry out the punishment now.
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>>13445334
I'd want a pony, but you'd need a time machine if you didn't want to be years off.
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>>13445274
>rediv will never shove you in to Red Ribbon's gaping horse vagina
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>>13445273
Oh man

Right in my naughty bits
>>13445306
Thanks, batman
>>13445321
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself objectively. There is no such thing as death; life is merely a dream in which we are the imaginations of ourselves.
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>>13445362
>Punishment

anon pls, what need would she have to punish you for not making it to Equestria?
simply being away from her is punishment enough
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>>13445314
>>13445367

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>13445374
Ponies needing to poop is my fetish
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>>13445306
Of course I was
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>>13445362
OKAY

THE PUNISHMENT IS a free month-long trip to Equestria but it is impossible for you to get an erection while you're there
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>>13445367
ok, which pony and which form of time travel
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>>13445390
>I'll have 4 months of cum when I get back

UNF
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>>13445379
>simply being away from her is punishment enough
I know. I was hoping the punishment would involve being jailed up in Equestria or something like that
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>>13445381
this is, in all honesty, my favorite copypasta

I'm surprised it took so long for it to show up here

you guys must have seen it a ton back in the /co/ days when you all had tripcodes all the time
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>>13445397
you realize that's not how the human body works, right
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Dash is a qt post-op MtF
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>>13445390
Sounds fine with me. I'll just hug you and brush your mane instead, that's more than okay.
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>>13445382
Ponies don't poop, they have very efficient metabolisms. They expel waste matter by vibrating at high frequencies, turning the undigested matter into energy using a gland located by their cutie mark. This is considered rude to do in public so they set up outhouses here and there. Pinkie is a very rude pony.
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>>13445326
>tfw never masturbated to anything.
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>>13445399
good-ish news >>13445390
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>>13445400
This was only written after the move to /mlp/
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>>13445421
Really? How old are you?

Don't be embarrased, I never jerked myself to orgasm until I was 21
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>>13445400
we didnt really care back then
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>>13445410
>implying Dash isn't trying to go FtM
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>>13445425
that copypasta far predates the formation of /mlp/
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>>13445408
My two week loads have always been so much bigger then my 5 day loads
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>>13445423
>I can spend one month with Celestia
Best punishment I've ever heard about.
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>>13445412
Get out of here G1. Ponies poop.
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>>13445431
Is that why she's so fat?
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>>13445395
I'm sure any pony you muster up will do, but I'd prefer the Apple one even if I didn't like ponies back then.
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>>13445428
26

I'm not embarrassed at all, really.
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>>13445374
That really doesn't explain what mindrape would feel like.
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>>13445431
>implying dash isnt going MtFtM
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>>13445444
I've seen plenty of slim FtMs
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>>13445441
>IMPLYING YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH ME

SORRY BRO, YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE MONTH at Zecora's house
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>>13445456
>>13445428
How the fuck did you guys manage that? Did you rip your balls off in an accident?
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>>13445456
You totally should

It's worth the effort, you feel so good afterwards.
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>>13445456
how messy are your nocturnal emissions
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>>13445332
Not pony, so
Local papers tend to have some pretty good reviews, and something like Chicago Eater may lead you to some of the hottest new restaurants to try. Just avoid Turian, that shit will kill you.

Keep trying, mang. There are so few pleasures in this world and a nice warm dinner and drink is right up there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LaVzxHIR4Y
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>>13445456
The fuck
Did you find a horny wife when you were 15 or something?
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>>13445436
By how much?
How are you measuring them?
What factors have you controlled for?
How sure are you that the time isn't working as a placebo?
Scientific rigor is important if you're going to be making such wild claims
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>>13445475
B-but...
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>>13445410
>>13445431
I'd love her either way
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>>13445461

A mind rape is when someone says something that you were just thinking, or totally agree with. You feel that they have intruded your mind and taken out your thoughts, similar to a rape, but instead, they take your thoughts instead of your virginity or innocence, and they come into your head instead of your vagina.
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>>13445477
Visual porn has never done anything for me and I could never hook up with girls. I only started jacking off when I discovered online erotic lit and haven't stopped since.
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You guys don't pony hard enough. When the mac mini clusters melt we meet at the sub.
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>>13445475
aw yiss, mutha fuckin zecora
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>>13445513
>I only started jacking off when I discovered online erotic lit and haven't stopped since.

mah gigga nigga
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>>13445489
>Twilight will never experiment on you the magic of cum loads
>She will never edge you for 3 months just to test if your load is really that much bigger
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>Applejack
>AJ
>Apple Juice

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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>>13445477
>>13445485
>>13445478
Just don't feel like doing it. I was raised religious and didn't even consider it until I was away from my parents in college. By then, I didn't care.

>>13445479
depends. some are kinda annoying to clean up, other times I just need a new pair of underwear.
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>>13445519
We are not niggas until you tell me your #1 fetish
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>>13445489
I only acknowledge Princess Fluttershy.
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>>13445326
I didn't, but just before it went down I fapped mercilessly to Twilight grinding on me and giving me a teat-job.
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>>13445528
Nigga that's some fucking top tier emotional scarring
You should get therapy for that shit
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>>13445453
very well, we shall send the apple pony into the past
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>>13445527
>Big Macintosh
>BM
>Bowel Movement

>Fluttershy
>FS
>Fur Suit

>Pinkie Pie
>PP
>Pooper Penetration

>Rarity
>R
>rape

>Rainbow Dash
>RD
>Rancid Disease
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>tfw gg is away and gloves us

;_;
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>>13445523
>"Oh, of course it's not any bigger. Don't you know anything about biology? I just wanted to see if you would let me do it."
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>>13445326
How can you jerk it 5 times in an hour?

I can't manage to cum in 15 minutes let alone the wait between
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G-Guys I thought you said you wouldn't post
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>>13445531
But I can't pick a #1, theres too many to choose from

Incest, Bestiality, and Excessive cum are some of the top ones
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>>13445569
I posted extra just to spite you
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Why aren't you dating Pinkie Pie?
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>>13445542
I don't see how not fapping would negatively affect my emotional state. I feel fine and I still get aroused at things I find sexy.
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>>13445590
I don't deserve happiness
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>>13445582
Sigh.

Well.

I guess we'll be proxy-niggas then.

TG is mine.
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>>13445590
But anon, I am.

We're perfect for each other.

She likes pig noses, I have a pig nose...
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>>13445590
Because she isn't real and she would hate me if she was.
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>>13445594
Regular release is beneficial to mental AND physical health.
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>>13445601
You mean, like, minis and dice?
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>>13445528
your body probably filled up with semen completely by the time you were 20 and ever since it's just chucking out the surplus with nocturnal emissions

you should open those floodgates, here's some incentive
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>>13445590
I don't know her well enough to approach her without seeming creepy.
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>>13445551
> gloves us
At least he's not wearing us for a hat
I guess
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>>13445615
the guy seems fine to me
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>>13445601
I never got the appeal of TF, sorry.
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>>13445609
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>>13445601
you can be transniggers
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>>13445624
The episode where Dee Dee becomes a pony is fucking incredible. Man that show was amazing.
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I want to give no-fan Anon a reacharound
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>>13445634
>>13445634
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>>13445528
Anon by modern standards you seem very sexually repressed. I would ask someone about this, in the meantime enjoy the pony.
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>>13445635
How do I draw shitty like Zev but still get minor brony fame?
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>>13445566
Fuck that's devious... but unf
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>>13445645
nope
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>>13445645
NO FUCKING BACKLINK
WRONG FUCKING SUBJECT
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>>13445615
I'm sure that there are studies that show some positives, just as there are studies that show positives of not fapping. Neither one is going to dramatically affect me.

>>13445646
hmmm. maybe. but I use that to my advantage.
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>>13445676
There's a pretty massive advantage to fapping

It feels fucking awesome
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>>13445568
When I'm really horny I can manage like 3 times in short succession, but more than that just hurts
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>>13445645

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, WE HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR SO LONG. CANT YOU PEOPLE DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
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>>13445676
>tfw miserable as fuck
>masturbation is my only reprise
I feel very inadequate imagining there's a person that is doing ok without even that
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PROPER NEW HORSE

>>13445723
>>13445723
>>13445723
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>>13445676
I think you should try it at least once before you say it won't affect you.

Have had sex?
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>>13445676
> studies that show positives of not fapping
There's always pretty spurious. If you don't have an orgasm after having them regularly your testosterone levels will swell to a max at day seven -- and then fall like a stone back to base levels. And that's assuming regular exercise, sunlight, and adequate cholesterol intake.

For most people it doesn't do jack (hurr hurr).

There are studies that show self-pleasure can help regulate blood pressure and can help improve self-concept and in some cases self-esteem, but your results might vary. If you do or don't do it, that's your choice.
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>>13445714
This will be the 14363th time we've done this. You think we'd be better at it by now.
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>>13445753
* there's, those are
Sorry
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>>13445751
nope. and there are other, personal reasons why I continue to choose not to fap.

>>13445753
Yeah, I used to be depressed but I got help for it. The root cause was something unrelated. I go to the doctor once a year and my blood pressure is only slightly higher than the 120/80 usual. Well within acceptable levels.
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>>13445854
Right, and it's not like fapping is either a demon or a magic bullet. Both pro- and con- have comorbid factors all over the damn place, though it's true gaming the relaxation response from masturbation isn't out of the question.

I'm glad you've had success with your depression. It's a bear.
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>>13445676
>there are studies that show positives of not fapping
if you're talking about that stupid nofap ted talk, you're talking about pseudoscience

if you actually have something legitimate to share I would be interested in reading it
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>>13445854
Well, it's your choice not to.

I'll just be sitting here, enjoying my daily orgasms.

You have felt an orgasm, right?
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>>13445138
That's why it was a bad idea. Could hardly walk.
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>>13445918
I was under the impression that it could do REAL, LASTING damage, though.
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>>13445944
Is there no cure for a busted nutbladder?
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>>13445944
Well, I was sore a day or two, but so far nothing really lasting has occurred. That could be because I was only dumb enough to do that once.
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>>13445911
> someone clipped my /r9k/
Jeez there's no escaping the General

Well to be fair I wrote that because Gary Wilson is saying that ED is caused by "porn addiction" which is either not a thing at all or closer to a compulsion that doesn't have the fMRI or MRI-visible stimulus response drug addicts get.

I went on to explain that my primary beef is that he's talking out his ass and doesn't ask anyone in their relevant fields what's what and instead misapplies the Coolige effect to humans, which is a human psych 101 BEEFING
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>>13445992
* whoops, hit ENTER

The THIRD post was basically skewering him for writing an effective perscription that these young men's physical or emotional concerns are "probably" caused by drug addiction models AND sheep models which either don't support his "sawtooth response curve" or simply deal with sheep, not human fucking beings. While I try not to pull clout I'm pretty sure the PhD in clinical psych on my wall says he's out of his depth.

No-masturbation anon has every right to do it or not masturbate. Gary Wilson however believes that porn causes poor boners in 20-somethings, though incidentally he goes into "stop fapping, it'll all work out" in "Love's Poisoned Arrow."

They're really two different things
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>>13445911
huh. All the stuff that I thought was about not fapping is actually about porn's affect on the brain. Related, but ultimately pointless in this case. I look at porn every now and then, sometimes read erotica too.

For me, the biggest advantages are:
- I never feel the need to fap
- I don't spend any time looking up the right material to fap to and then actually fapping

I'll admit, it's mostly personal. Maybe one day I'll go to the doctor and ask him about it, see what he says.
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>>13446129
>For me, the biggest advantages are:

>- I never feel the need to fap
This isn't really advantageous in any real way. I almost never feel a need to fap when I'm doing something else, and when I do I don't just drop everything to go and fap.

>- I don't spend any time looking up the right material to fap to and then actually fapping

Anything that arouses you is "the right material", and fapping takes AT MOST 15 minutes, less on average. I bet, if you ever DID do it though, you'd be finished in about 2 minutes.

I won't pry into your personal reasons, but I don't think you have to ask a doctor about it, and if you did he would tell you that it's a healthy thing to do.

Also, it could save you some change since you won't be changing your sheets as much...
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>>13445528

I know that feel. I like looking at porn and stuff, but I can never just get in the mood for a little tug of war.
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>>13445306
I was trapped on a bus that was going the wrong way
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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