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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Old horse: >>13433870

MLP General: 4th edition. Now more welcoming to a broader range of ponies!
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chistery quest when?
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sergal should pony sergal
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>>13437122
]What's the topic? How am I supposed to know what to talk about?
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>>13437142
COMMISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>13437143
the best pony

fluttershy
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what if pony saw your browser tabs
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>>13437155
Fluttershy is a pretty pony.
But she's not the best.
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>>13437132
Which one?
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reminder: jappone Owl's Well That Ends Well is on today
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>>13437161
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>>13437166
meh
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>>13437152
Explain that you never did the treefort thing as a kid back home, and you'd hate to disappoint Applebloom.

Pray to God Applejack's passed out from the drink.
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>>13437166
Who would watch the worst episode of S1, even in japanese
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>>13437190
but anon that's not FPK.
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My least favorite episode of S1 is Griffon the Brush Off
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>>13437207
My least favorite episode of season 1 is your favorite episode
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the actual worst episode in S1 is applebuck season
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I'm going out to the store
anybody want me to pick something up
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>>13437210
yeah
get me some pony fires
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>>13437210
Uh can I get like some doritos and a couple of ponies

I'll give you five bucks
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>>13437207
And that's why you're a faggot.
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>>13437210
Get me some Mickey's.
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>>13437208
>Suited for Success
I respect your opinion
Really that's my favorite episode of the show with my favorite song of the show
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>>13437209
No.
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Sometimes I like to go on /r9k/ and antagonise them about their dick size
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>>13437210
Octavia cum inflation
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>>13437220
Sometimes I like to shitpost in MLPG by bringing up not pone.
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>>13437220
But they'll just say theirs is 10.27711" to avoid the filtering
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>>13437142
Sweetie belle should pony sweetie belle.
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> AppleQuest flares and dies
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>>13437226
Most of it is them saying that no-one but absolute sluts want anything bigger than 5"
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>>13437230
>sweetie belle eating baby sweetie belles whole whilst playing with her prehensile clitoris
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>>13437236
There is really no reason for pony to want a human dick over 5"

That's all that can fit.
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>>13437236
> ftw you will never rock some woman's world with a 5" peen
;;_;;
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>>13437231
>flares
unf
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>>13437238
pony's mouth has a much higher capacity
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>>13437237
Those are people activities, anon. Lyra said so. Sweetie belle is not a person.
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sleepy pony is drooling on the floor
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I REALLY LIKE PONY!
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>>13437245
1: Relocate sleepy pony to oven (preheated to 350f)
2: Baste sleepy pony in own saliva
3: Throw in some potatoes and carrots for good measure
4: Wait until sleepy pony's internal temperature is at least 160° fahrenheight
5: Remove sleepy pony from oven and place in bed
6: Eat potatoes and carrots
7: Get in warm bed with heated sleepy pony
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>>13437250
PONY REALLY DISLIKES YOU
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>>13437230
i want to have sex with a sweetie belle
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>>13437257
You don't know that anon.
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>tfw bearly any art of the Ursa Major
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>>13437250
Good going, you woke the sleepy pony.
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>>13437177

Granny chuckles, but says nothing, and leads you to the treehouse.

>MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE FACADE OF THIS INNOCENT-LOOKING BOOKSTORE...

"You like him."

"You ain't brushing your teeth."

"But you like him!" Applebloom teased. "You were all hugging and stuff. I'm not a *kid* anymore, y'know."

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Yeah. 'And stuff'."

>BACK AT THE FARM...

"If you want another blanket, jes' give us a holler, hear? I'll send Applejack out with some."

You promise that won't be necessary, saying that it's a warm night out (even though it isn't particularly warm), and bit her goodnight.

You didn't think it was going to be that easy, did you? She's not THAT drunk.
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>>13437266
That pony doesn't seem to mind being woken up.
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I want a PS Vita TV
$100 for a Vita that I can play with a proper controller sounds awesome
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Anyone interested in CarmenSandiegoQuest?
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>>13437259
I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF
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>>13437274
Not with you around. Pony likes you.
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>>13437277
Gotta get that happy ending
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>>13437276
well yeah, she's waking up in Equestria
why wouldn't she be happy to be awake and well rested?
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>>13437278
#rekt
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>>13437286
Because anon ate the deer delegate for breakfast
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>>13437277
It's almost 7 in the morning.
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>>13437255
sleepy pony is too warm and fidgets around in bed
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>>13437276
>No touchscreen
>Most games need touchscreen to advance the game
It's like their gaming division though HOLY SHIT WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE MONEY FOR ONCE QUICK FUCK UP SOMETHING BEYOND BELIEVE

I think this gen Microsoft and Sony just want to see who shuts itself in the foot the most
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>>13437263
>tfw you will never pilot Veil Thundercloud, Bronco Pharisee, or Orchard Conquistador
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>>13437278
>>13437283
Which is it? Does pony like or dislike me?
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>>13437290
who cares about the deer people
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>>13437296
Pony likes you of course
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>>13437296
Pony wants your ten prehensile foreleg dicks to do the talking and their belly to do the listening.
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>>13437231

Not dead, just gone for a while. Back now.
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go to horsefuckers, bed
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Twilight a shit!
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>>13437294
I was under the impression that most Vita games barely used anything but the physical controls
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>>13437291
It can wait. I need to sleep and do caps beforehand to speed things along anyway.

>>13437284
That's all up to you, Player.
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>Oy vey anon, are you looking at my bazookas?
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>>13437291
There is no time in the endless void Chistery inhabits
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>>13437314
That's a terrible thing to say anonymous.
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>>13437276
I'm going to buy the shit out of it if it lets me stream every PS4 games

I live between two houses so I could have the PS4 at one and still play it at the other
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>>13437314
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>>13437269
Settle in. Surely Applebloom did it up nice even if it's going to be a little chilly.

Can you hear crickets or look at the stars? Might be kind of nice after dinner and escaping the family antics.
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>>13437322
Tara Strong isn't a jew. She's devoutly Canadian.
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>>13437343
easy
BOOKS HEAH
GET YA BOOKS HEAH
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>>13437328
>>13437343

but it has been decided
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13429603#p13437289
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>>13437322

>finally play Peace Walker
>now whenever i see Twilight all i can hear is her screaming "SOON YOU WILL WITNESS TRUE HELL"
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>>13437321
I wish I knew how to quest.
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>>13437358
I wish I was a mare in a pretty dress
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>>13437315
>Since PS Vita is equipped with special features that cannot be supported on DUALSHOCK®3, such as touch screen, rear touch pad, motion sensors, camera, electronic compass and microphones, not all PS Vita games are playable on PS Vita TV.

Sony said this
And this will only fuck up the Vita even more
>Okay we could use the features the Vita has but we won't be able to sell the game to Vita TV owners
>Or we can throw all of that and just make a game with nothing remarkable on old hardware
Also
>Vita graphics on huge TV
>no portability
I don't think they were even thinking.
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>>13437358
Questing is easy.

Just imagine you're playing a Rougelike with text commands that can be completely ignored.
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>>13437358
It's pretty simple.

"You are an Anon in an unusual circumstance. You REMEMBER various things which should color your choices.

Pone says x. You hear Y, which means that something is probably important. Important thing, kind of important thing, stinger to impact what sort of relation person has to the Anon.

Pone asks directly what Anon wants to do, or a choice arises.

What do?"

Just keep rolling and eventually it'll become some hero's welcome where the only real choice will be KISS PONE.
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>>13437375
> text commands that can be completely ignored
That's not quite true, though sometimes it's best to ignore "PUNCH PONY" in the middle of a high tea with the Princess

You find a quorum and make it work.
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>>13437388
You either integrate all commands or choose the most popular choice.
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>>13437388
>VOMIT PROFUSELY
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>>13437388
Punching Celestia to assert dominance would probably work.
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>>13437377
last time I tried that I sort of lost the crowd

how do you tell a story AND keep people intrigued?
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>>13437366
we all do anon
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A towering, wiry biped with a severely shortened face like no other creature of the land and hands like a minotaur looks down at you and demands a hug in mangled ponese

It wears a pair of black cargo shorts and a graphic tee with a smiling sergal filling it. Thank celestia, no fedora is to be found. The beast smells of churros.

About thirty meters out, a group of more normally dressed aliens calls out to the creature in their own language. You are reminded of the black tongues spoken by demons in cautionary tales.

As you ponder the situation, the strange being shouts a message to its comrades, turns to you, and sputters out another request for physical contact, appending something that translates as "you am the great pretty horse" this time. Do you oblige?
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>>13437404
Hover around sex the entire time, even if the sex never happens
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>>13437263
Oh, there is art, but not much of it is good.
>>13415602
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>>13437409
[x] punch human in the snout to assert dominance
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>>13437404
Lots of practice.

It's why weavers so good, he's been doing it for years.
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>>13437409
I immediately call Rarity. She will give these creatures makeovers to improve their self confidence and overall huggability.

Then I call Twilight to tutor them in proper ponese.

Only THEN will they be allowed hugs.
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>>13437428
This
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>>13437161
She would probably tell me to stop playing that horrible game and do something with my life instead
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>>13437409
Initiate sexual physical contact
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>>13437345

The wind whistles through the gaps between the boards of the treehouse, but it's hardly cold-- especially not with a warm blanket and a belly full of home-cooked goodness. It's peaceful, the crickets' chirping and frogs' croaking and owls' hooting coalescing together in a kind of typhoon, deafening but not distracting. All it takes is a moment's thought to clear your head and the cacophony fades away.

But then comes a noise you can't ignore. Plodding hoofbeats on dew-slick grass. Before very long, Applejack is at the door, as you somehow knew she would be. "Aw, c'mon, sugarcube, I'm cold out here. Besides, something might get me."

It's clear she's not letting you go without a fight.
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>>13437404
>>13437430
Also you have to be born with creativity and manage to keep it
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>>13437428
You are horse, you can not punch.
headbutt human instead.
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624844

>steamchat.wav
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>>13437161
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>>13437404
Be interesting a guess?
Try reading this
http://tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
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>>13437404

a lot of it's in the timing. don't start a quest when there's ten billion things going on, but don't start when we're ded. it's knowing how to pick your spots, that's the most important skill in the world.
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>>13437428
You attempt to hug the human in the face with your hoof. However, because you are neither a pegasus nor a unicorn, you can only jump and thrust fruitlessly in its general direction. The human takes this as a positive gesture and snatches you up mid jump, hugging you so tightly to its churro scented body that you can not move so much as a hoof.

>>13437440
In your peril, you call rarity and twilight for help. What was the code word they used for humans again? Right, "fashion disaster". You scream "fashion disaster" as loud as your constricted pony body can manage and pray that they heard you.

>>13437465
Captivity is getting old. In an attempt to free yourself, you slam your head into the printed sergal's shit eating grin, which happens to be planted squarely on the human's sternum. It drops you and doubles over in pain.

You make a mad dash for freedom, still screaming "fashion disaster". The human brings itself to its feet and gives chase, and its fellows follow screaming in their harsh tongue.

You have never been more terrified of a nerd in a sergal shirt in your life.
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>>13437464
I have creativity, I just suck at expressing it. My mind swirls with ideas 24/7
and I can't do anything with them
I'm so depressed
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>convince ponies that UNF is a human greeting
>the more effort put in to the unf the more you like someone

>Unf, Anon!
>Unf morning, Anon!
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF
>...hey Lyra
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>>13437489
TRY MORE
I suck at expressing my ideas. But I won't stop because I don't care if I'm doing shit now as long as I'm improving, since one day that won't be shit anymore.
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>>13437488
TURN AROUND AND CHARGE THE FUCKER

TODAY YOU DINE IN HELL
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>>13437488
..That's horrifying
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>>13437161
Uh
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>>13437470
NEW GROUNDS DOT COM
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So did Celestia closed the crystal mines under Canterlot because to many unicorns got lost there and died, or did the unicorns dug too greedily and too deep and Celestia had no choice but to drive back whatever emerged and seal the caves?
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>>13437493
>"Hey" lyra?
>i-i mean UNF LYRA!
>"HEY LYRA"?
>"HEY?"
>fuck
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>>13437495
I'd prefer we weren't killed 3 posts into being a pony
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>>13437488
oh god pony can never outrun human

you have to stand and fight. bite him in the dick.
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>>13437488
RARITY WHERE ARE YOU, GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND COME HELP ME
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>>13437512
But these are unfit humans, they're not gonna be that fast and they're gonna tire easily
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>>13437513
...What if she has Twilight's dick in her ass?
Or better yet Shiny's dick in her ass while Twilight is watching?
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>>13437503
I don't think Celestia closed the mines.
She may not even remember them, something that could easily be possible based on what Chrysalis said.
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>>13437521
Twilight doesn't have a dick.
She is a mare, she has a vagina.
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>>13437512
>oh god pony can never outrun human
Anon, there are hardly any animals that cannot outrun humans.

A pony can easily run at 30km/h for an hour.
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>>13437528
But anon, these are little ponies.
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>>13437522
Chrysalis said a lot of stuff.

Did we see where the crystal mines ended? You know, where the bride maids were.
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>>13437503

they found the Clockworks. the last creation of a dying race, these machines still carry out their final orders with grim dedication: research, discover, learn, adapt, and find a way to bring back their long-dead masters. forced to suck the magical energy from living things to fuel the spells that animate them, cast so long ago, they are a brutal and unfeeling people, concerned only with living long enough to find a way to fulfill their masters' wishes. wherever they touch is invariably drained of all life, left a dead and barren void, all to perpetuate the cycle.

and their masters were Humanity.
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>>13437532
So they have less weight to carry.
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>>13437522
>The caves beneath Canterlot, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.
>It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most ponies have forgotten that these caves even exist, which is why they are the ideal place to keep the ones who try to interfere with my plans.

I doubt Celestia would forget but I guess it's a possibility.
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>>13437528
You're forgetting something about humans.
Humans used to use a thing called Persistent Predation. We would follow a thing at a leisurely pace while it ran and ran and ran as fast as it could to get away. We would just walk calmly and use its own tracks to find it.

When it would get tired and take a break from running, we would be there. It would take off running again, sure.

Eventually thing would get so tired it would either pass out or just.. die from exhaustion

And we would be there to collect our spoils.

Humans are terrifying as fuck
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>>13437521
there's no time to speculate on who has their dicks in Rarity's ass
there are hundreds of possibilities and we have a human chasing us
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>>13437539
I remember that story
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>>13437549
this is just a race back to town

I'm pretty sure we can win without running ourselves to death
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>>13437555
But if it's Twilight we just lost one of our main plans because no Rarity or Twilight.
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>>13437557

WELCOME, MY CHILDREN

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

IT'S ALL RIGHT WE KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
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>>13437549
That is an extremely stupid plan for catching an intelligent species
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>>13437495
>>13437512
Stricken with a burst of courage, you turn around and charge at the human. In what you can only interpret as a predatory trance, it doubles its running effort, teeth fully bared, eyes exuding a twisted glee, arms outstretched and ready to squeeze the life out of you once again.

And then he trips. The living bean pole falls face first into the ground and slides to a grinding halt, moaning in agony. Wounded and bloody, it crawls towards you still, muttering poorly translated requests for cuddles, its bloodied sergal shirt gazing at you with a psychopathic glee that no fabric should express. This display of singleminded perseverance freezes you in terror. Your body is slowly taken in by its lightly furred limbs and enclosed by its bony frame. Weakened, the human puts its full weight on you, causing your fragile pony body great discomfort.

Its friends are approximately ten seconds away from reaching you. Pony shouting can be heard over the horizon, hopefully twilight or rarity. Sure enough, twilight rises from the land like the morning sun, shining with hope and purple. With the speed of a falcon, she rushes towards you and knocks the monster off your back with a blast of magic. Its friends are, to say the least, displeased and can not stop themselves from shouting at it while pointing at you and twilight.
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>>13437563
and once you get to town and lock your doors

we arrive, and we find a way to open them

You can continue to flee, or you can try to hide.


We will find you.
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>>13437574
genetic instinct.
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>>13437574
Yeah, they can hide or throw rocks at us

that's why we invented projectile weapons and stealth hunting
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>>13437575
Wow, fuck humans. Get back behind twilight
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>>13437575
im never going to hug a pony again
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>>13437589
No, don't fuck humans.
Leave that to Rarity.
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>>13437581
WEAREHERE

JACK THE TWISTER
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>>13437598
Only if it's with me.
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>>13437609

>Twilight practices her ahegao for Shining
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>>13437575
Ask Twilight to translate your plans to the humans (while running) maybe they will stop trying to hug/destroy you. The plan being MAKEOVERS AND LANGUAGE LESSONS
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>>13437503
No

I think Celestia does nothing, and have lackies to take care of that

In this, no they did not
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>>13435675
>>13435610
>>13435547
I know I'm extremely late on this but tomb never did the remix without Odyssey's permission. He was the one that sent him the remix stems for him the first place.

Tomb has said multiple times before that he feels kinda bad that his remix has more views than the original
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>>13437626
thank you for your input lateanon
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>>13437589
You move behind twilight like a child hides behind its mother and frantically attempt to explain the situation to her. However, your words fall upon deaf ears. Cute and fuzzy, but deaf. Volley after volley of purple mana hurls towards the humans as they scramble and erect energy shields to protect themselves from their belligerent companion's comeuppance. Unfortunately, their technology is no match for the princess, and the shield generators overload within seconds. Finally, the sharkwolf bearer and an unfortunate collateral casualty are bombarded with magic and launched to the everfree with sheer force. The rest of the alien band rushes after them, screaming at twilight in english. Out of the words, you can only understand "pay" and "pony".

Twilight barks back at them in their own barbaric language, invoking celestia's name without the usual melody of her native speech. The figurative rape of your beloved queen's name is painful to you, to say the least. Before long, the humans have vanished.

Twilight calms down and asks you what happened.
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>>13437632
No problem
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What if pony never ponied pony?
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>>13437557
What story is it? Sounded kinda interesting I'm a sucker for stuff like that
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>>13437641
Pony would cease to exist.
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>>13437635
No makeovers? darnit.
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>>13437641
I'D FORCE PONY TO PONY PONY
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>>13437635
HUMAN RAPED PONY
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>>13437453
> release ladder
Fffuck
You need to talk her down from this
But yeah there are all kinds of crazy things around here
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>>13437220
/r9k/ getting rekt can be fun
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NEW from the author of "Daring Do and the Phantom Kingdom" comes the next smash hit of the season:

"Daring Do and the Tomb of Odysseus". An ancient curse, a bloodthirsty cult, and stories of horrific, two-legged, two-handed monsters all come together to force Equestria's preeminent archaeologist's back against a wall. Faced with an ultimatum, she must explore the ruins of the oldest of stories and confront forces not seen in this world for thousands of years. This time, finding adventure isn't hard, but she make it out? And even if she can, will she ever be the same? FIND OUT IN: "Daring Do and the Tomb of Odysseus". IN BOOKSTORES THIS FALL.
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>>13437453
Let her in, obviously.
Prepare warm things for her
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I'm going to marry Luna.
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>>13437370
It's a set up box basically since it lets you do PS4 Remote play. Plus, it also uses the DS4, so there you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWplhhktgqs

Plus, there's also the Vita 2k. Loses the OLED, but better battery and slimmer makes it very worth it. They should've included a 4GB memory instead of just 1GB, but baby steps.
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>>13437673
curses, cults and two legged monsters with hands?
sounds interesting
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>>13437690
Good luck, I've already fucked her corpse.
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>>13437532
I laughed.[/spoile

And I don't know why.
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bagged ponies
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>>13437660
>>13437689

She slinks in-- or as well as she can slink while drunk and on uneven ground-- and grins. "I knew you were sweet on me, sugarcube. A reg-u-lar gentleman. Ain't gonna let a lady out in the cold."

She starts walking toward her, and you reach out a hand, catching her across the chest and holding her at arm's length. Her eyes narrow to slits and her lips part slightly, a single strand of saliva glistening in the half-light of the moon and stars above your heads.

Once and for all, it's time to decide.
>>
Do you kiss pony?
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>>13437650
Still shaken from the scuffle, you tell twilight that you were hoping to give the human a makeover. "A makeover? Why didn't you call me sooner?"

The sing song voice from over your shoulder is unmistakeable. Rarity has arrived, and several minutes too late. In preparation for the usual, you begin thinking of apples as twilight and rarity exchange greetings. Sure enough, a veritable waterfall of concern about your safety and the state of your mane pour from the mare's lips. Rolling your eyes, you notice something above you. The clouds are moving unnaturally, coalescing into...

A sentence in third grade level ponese that approximates "TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS THE WORST PONY". You interrupt the unicorn's banter and point her to the sky. Twilight shakes her head and promptly clears the cloud formation with a quick spell. Despite her efforts, it reforms. She relegates clearing the insult to the bottom of her todo list and the three of you go to the library for tea.

Later that evening, a team of pegasi attempts to clean the insult from the sky, and like the spell before them, fail miserably. Twilight Sparkle is the worst pony for a whole week before the words dissipate.

The end.
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>>13437733
Passionately
On the lips
And the neck
And the hooves
And the balls
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>>13437739
Human kiss is deadly to pony
Pony is poisoned and dies a painful death, writhing on the ground, foam forming at his mouth.
Pony is dead
You can see pony's friends coming to visit you
What do
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>>13437733
If she wants me to.
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>>13437739
this is the pone you kissed
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>>13437756
I still would
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>>13437759
you sick fuck

pony was saving herself for marriage
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>>13437750
Become pone hitman and give mobster pones the kiss of death
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>>13437738
wat
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>>13437756
>Sergio the Serny
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>>13437773
I hold the record for the biggest build up to calling twilight shit in the history of MLPG motherfucker
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>>13437731
KISS PONY
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>>13437756
>that mane

would brush
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Would MLPG read a story about the pony version of MIB/BRPD, with more focus on monster-fighting than buddy cops?

Steve the Demon would appear.
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>>13437790
nah
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>>13437770
You decide to yous your powers of death to clean equestria from crime, to haunt down mobsters and end teir corruption once and for all
Meanwhile pony's friends enter the room. They are horrified seeing the corpse. One of them vomits while another one runs to alert the authorities
What do
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>>13437790
dumb
what's your other idea
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>>13437798
Kiss the authorities
>>
>go to equestria
>still a human
>grow wings and a horn
>your cutie mark is a gaming controller

what do
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>>13437798
Smile HD
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>>13437803
walk around calling myself Casual Autism
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>>13437803
CONTROL THE PONIES

WITH DICK
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>>13437803
Kill myself.
Reincarnate.
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>>13437807
KISS PONY (infinity to the power of infinity)
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>>13437807
>AJ
Run and never return
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>>13437803
Integrate into Equestrian society.
>>
seven vagánias
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>>13437802
Two guards quickly enter the room, see the corpse and try to subdue you.
You avoid their attacks and kiss them both.
They die
The rest of pony's friends have already ran away to alert even more guards

Three ponies are dead
What do
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>>13437821
If kissing them with your mouth brings death, then hitting them with the opposite should bring life

SMACK ALL THE DEAD PONIES WITH YOUR BUTT
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>>13437832
You gently hit the dead ponies with your butt
Nothing happens
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>>13437784

You lean in. Or you start to lean in, at least, before she springs at you, falling on top of you in a flurry of passion. You can taste the crisp, sterile flavor of alcohol on her tongue, and her knees buckle, dropping her full weight down onto your stomach.

She slides her hooves under your shirt and starts to lift it up, raising her own stomach from yours as little as possible, moving with the control of a belly dancer. "I'm still cold. Wanna warm me up?"
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>>13437731
KISS
PONY
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>>13437839
NO

HARDER

THE OPPOSITE OF A KISS

AND FART WHILE DOING IT
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>>13437803
>Controller
>Not KB+M
FUCK
I wanted to bring computers to Equestria
They've already got games
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>>13437843
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sure yes fine
Here, we have covers
I suspect Applebloom may "surprise us" with some water
... Is that really Everclear
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>>13437851
You hit the dead ponies with your butt as hard as you can
Nothing happens.
Suddenly you hear a lot of noise. You go to the window and see a lot of guards armed with spears running towards the house

What do
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>>13437860
what the shit, spike
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>>13437863
Channel your inner space marine

run into the crowd lips blazing
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*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp*

*ffrrrrp* *frrrrrrrrrrrp*
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>>13437860
SPIKE
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIREWORKS
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR SHIRT, GODDAMN
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>>13437871
cut that out
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>>13437871
*pft*
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>>13437860
SPIKE

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING FULL ANTHRO? STOP GROWING THOSE GAY ASS CRYSTALS OUT OF YOUR BACK FAGGOT. GO TO YOUR ROOM. ONE WEEK WITHOUT PONE.
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>>13437843
Toy with her. Attempt to warm her up with the blankets and cuddling. Make her take the lead.

She loves to take the lead
>>
i searched autism on furaffinity and i was amused
>>
Who here owns a Vita? Thinking of buying the new model, and the 3DS bores me right now.
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>>13437871
THAT'S IT

I'M OUT of this fucking room
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>>13437868
You quickly start to think.
You realize that the only way to defend your stronghold is with multiple, simultaneous and devastating deep strikes. The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain.
You climb to the roof of the house and jump towards the crowd of guard ponies screaming FOR THE EMPERAH
Unfortunately for you the first thing your lips meet is a spear
Even more unfortunate is the fact that spears are immune to your kisses
But by far the most unfortunate thing is that your head isn't immune to the tip of a spear
You die


Score 5/125
Game Over
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>>13437891
I don't own a vita. That means I have a life! Zing!
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>>13437891
Gravity Rush is bretty gud
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>>13437880
>>13437872
You're not his real mom.
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>>13437790
>implying Steve gets any breaks from the gift shop
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>>13437897
*Push reset*
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>>13437871
disgusting little tooty booty
>>
lyra says she's a human on the inside

lyra asks what you are on the inside
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>>13437921
guts
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>>13437921
Mostly meat
Humans are mostly meat on the inside
So on the inside inside lyra is mostly meat
So lyra is edible

Anon: Attempt lyra consumption
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>>13437931
lyra gets you a baby out of the fridge and apologizes for letting you go hungry
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>>13437921
Mostly water I guess.
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>>13437853
>>13437883

You allow her to work, but make no movement to help her. It's not until she growls at you that you finally lift your back off the ground and allow her to pull your shirt away, throwing it in a corner of the treehouse.

You smile coyly, trying to wriggle your way out from underneath her. "Oh, but now I'M cold", you say, reaching for a blanket. "Wouldn't you rather cuddle?"

She scoots forwards, towards you, quick as she can, trying to maintain her position atop you. "Oh, we're gonna "cuddle", don't you worry 'bout that. I'm plenty warm for you." She shakes her hat off, then runs a hoof through her mane, pulling the ribbon out and letting her straw-blond hair fall apart around her shoulders. She kisses you violently as she struggles with your pants. "Touch me", she moans into your mouth, too keyed up to wait.
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>>13437921
I wish to be the little pony
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>>13437949
lyra dies of a heart attack

rip lyra

bonbon cries
>>
>Cars inflation
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>>13437903
They have a scrying portal that, on Steve's side, opens up to a commemorative birdbath which Steve always keeps full "for display purposes". He never visits them, and they never visit him, but sometimes they call, and that means he at least gets to do SOMETHING.
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>>13437921
I'm ... a good person?

(Let's imagine this Anon had wanted to become a stallion but didn't.)
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>>13437985
Fuck off Roogna.
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>>13437985
roogna bby
dont go
i love you
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>>13437945
> straw-blonde
Peaches
Peaches if this is a joke, get out of here
Applejack is going to be PISSED
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>>13437945
... DO IT
AND KISS THE PONE
>>
marker pony boop inflation
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>>13437989
>>13437988
I'm getting mixed signals here
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>>13437996
>marker boops femanon in the chest
>giggles and runs away
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>>13437902
> Not his real Mom!
"Shit, Spike, I know you miss her but -- there's no finding out 'til you're 18. Now why the Hell did you blow up the fireworks stand?"
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>>13437945
Lead status: Taken

Do as she asks. Teasing time is over, you'll only get injured if you try now.

(But you can still play coy and touch her everywhere except where she wants)
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I'm going to hug Fluttershy.
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>>13437983
lyra can not respond because she is dead

bonbon is not any happier but she says okay

she wasnt going to blame you
>>
YOU ARRIVE IN PONYVILLE

BUT YOU'RE A SERGAL WITH A HEART OF GOLD

NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IN

AUTISMQUEST PART UNEUX
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>>13438028
Become the little pony.
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>>13438014
CAN I HUG HER TOO?
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>>13437983
you were only doing what you had to do
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>>13438028
Kill myself.
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>>13438028
HIDE GOLD HEART UNDER CLOTH
FIND ZEBRA
DETERMINE SELL VALUE OF GOLDEN HEART
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>>13438014
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>>13438035
D-dude please no
I just meant Anon is sort of dodging the question
He knows Lyra wants to be with him but he's headed in the other direction
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>>13438028
Introduce self to pony
Have lunch with pony
Become good friends with pony
Hug pony
Convince pony to brush my hair and give me belly rubs
Live long happy life without raping or killing anything
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>>13438033
ATTEMPT: FAILED

>>13438042
YOUR HEART IS TOO GOLDEN TO TAKE LIFE, EVEN YOUR OWN

>>13438043
ZEBRA SAYS IT'S A PRICELESS GIFT TO THE WORLD AND THREATENS TO POISON YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU SELL IT

>>13438050
PLAN SUCCESSFUL

TUNE IN TEXT TIME FOR AUTISMQUEST. PART DEUX.
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>>13438028
EAT THE PONIES
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>>13438028
Rape and kill pony.
It's just what I was always meant to do
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>>13438060
WAIT I WANTED TO POISON THE ZEBRA AND SELL THE HEART
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>>13438006
>>13437995
>>13437990

You obey, walking your fingers along the underside of her belly, over her thighs, around her hips, and back down her muscled butt, touching the sensitive skin around her vagina but never letting a finger slip in, careful to draw back the moment you feel wetness. She makes a noise-- it starts out as a whine, but somewhere inside her throat it turns into a growl, low and fierce. With a single motion, she drops her chest back down onto yours, knocking the wind out of your lungs and kissing you even harder than before. "Quit teasing me", she whispers, the tenderness of her voice completely at odds with the brutality of her motions.

Fed up with waiting, she wriggles down your front and bites your pants, pulling at them until the fabric tears. As the scent of you assaults her nostrils, you see her pupils dilate and can practically hear her pulse quicken. "Yeah" is the only thing she says before she's on you, slurping and slathering and nursing your cock in a warm vacuum.
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>>13438075
> in a warm vacuum
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>>13438084

Nature abhors it, y'know.
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>>13438075
Uh
This is getting a little racy for 8:30am
RUN FINGERS DOWN HAIR AND AROUND EAR. SCRATCH HARD ABOUT HER SHOULDER. MAINTAIN PRESENCE BUT STAY OUT THAT WILD WOMAN'S WAY
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>>13438084
> Dirt Devil
> Earth pony
Oh jeez
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>>13438096
>Dust Devil
>his pegasus buddy
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>>13438075
>"Quit teasing me"
you mean Quit teasin' me, sugarcube*

this is applejack we're talking about.

also
>vagina
that word is disgusting, please don't use it again.

>vacuum

5/10 see me after class
keep going. also, grab her head and 'help'
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>>13438096
>Dirt Devil (E)
>Dyson (U)
>mortal enemies, yet they can't keep their hooves off each other
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>>13438102
>typing out accents
Poor form in real world literature.
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>>13437790
the buddy cop aspect is important
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>>13438110
>real world literature

its applejack pony sucking a human dick

fuck you thats why
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>>13438096
>>13438101
>>13438108
> Celestia is an enormous Hoover
> Rarity is a Miele
> Fluttershy is an animal dirt-grabber model, perhaps the old Dirt Dog Roomba
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>>13438110
>>13438114
The fast rule tends to be that you should pull back from Mark Twain by a long shot, but droppin' -g's is good fuckin' mechanics within reasonable limits
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>>13438119
> Celestia is an enormous Hoover
Why does this sound hot?
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>>13438135
They give AMAZING suction.
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>>13438092
>>13438102

You look down to see a mass of yellow hair, and behind it a tail flicking madly from side to side. You moan and rest your head back down, sliding a hand down towards her head. You start to scratch her ears, and she leans in to your touch, desperate for more, but she doesn't let it distract her. "Help", you manage to squeak, and she titters, lifting her mouth from your cock for a moment.

"Ain't no help a-comin', sugarcube. You're mine."

She dives back down, and the only things you can hear are slurps, drips, and your own occasional gasp. She refuses to slow down her pace, relentless, and starts to swirl her tongue about your cockhead, occasionally drifting down the shaft to rub your balls into her snout. She always inhales deeply, making sure to take another heady swig of your breeding-scent.

Finally, worked into a frenzy, she stops and begins to climb up to straddle you. She sinks down with a shudder, your well-slicked cock gliding right into her, and sighs, glad to finally be riding something that can scratch her itch. You feel her legs turn to steel around your hips as she prepares to ride you.

"Yee-haw", she grins.
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>>13438166
I have no further input. Prepare yourself for the ride and have fun, anon. Ya dun good.
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>>13438137
>>
>can't always get it up while having sex
>especially not when I've jerked it recently

>jacked off twice yesterday morning
>still got rock-hard last night when gf and I had sex

penises are weird
>>
>Twilight:WE'VE COME TO PUT AN END TO YOUR TYRANNY NIGHTMARE MOON!
>Twilight: uh....
>*Celestia is on the floor holding a nearly dead Luna, constantly whispering "What have I done?" to herself*
ALTERNATIVELY
>*Luna is on the floor holding a nearly dead Celestia, crying uncontrollably*
>Pinkie Pie: I think we missed something important.
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>>13438185
Did you think of ponies?
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>>13438189
I don't like either of those endings.
Why do you want to make the ponies sad, Anon? They never did anything to you
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>>13438200
nah, pone does nothing for me
>>
Screaming people with sewed up mouthes and empty eyes.
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>>13438211
you're weird
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>>13438215
unf
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>>13438215
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>>13438220
sam neil pls
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>>13438211
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>>13438247
I'd play it
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>>13438166

She rides you. You really wish you could say you were fucking her, but that's not even close to the truth. At some point you try to get involved, but she crushes your hips back down to Earth with her weight. "Stay still" she warms, before resuming her breakneck pace. Below the waist she's a blur, and above the neck she's serene, eyes screwed shut and a noise of absolute ecstasy spilling from her lips.

You can't take it. Combined with her oral treatment a few minutes ago, you have to give in, and explode inside her. You begin to apologize as you start to wilt, but dissatisfied with this, she grunts and pulls off of you, swinging that muscular ass around and dropping it onto your face. The mixture of her own sexual arousal and the smell of your seed buried in her triggers some primal wheel in your brain to start spinning, and you start to slurp. She rides your face as vigorously as she rode your cock, and her back arches as you lick her to an orgasm.

By now, her pheromones have started to take effect, and you can feel yourself swelling back to hardness. And so can she. Dropping herself back down onto you, and now partially sated, she rides you slower, more sensually. She leans over to kiss you, and you can each taste each other's juices on your partner's tongue.

"I like you, sugarcube", she pants, between thrusts. "Think I might keep ya. Long as you can hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~" Her voice rises and she trails off as your finger slips inside her asshole, the unexpected penetration sending her over the edge, and her sudden tightness sending you over the edge as well. "Say my name", she says, using every ounce of self-control she has not to simply start screaming. "Say my name."

"Applejack..." you moan as you cum for the second time, buried deep inside her.

Exhausted, the two of you lie there and, silently agreeing, decide to wait until morning to move another muscle.


I'd do more but it's seven in the morning. Maybe tomorrow.
>>
>*grows armor*
>Chrysalis: Tonight I dine on pony soup.
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>>13438208
Pony touched me inappropriately
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>>13438264
why would you want pony soup
that sounds disgusting
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>>13438254
>tfw smut greentext does nothing for you anymore when it's not about one or two specific characters
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>>13438279
the soup is nade from pony semen
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>>13438247
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>>13438282
Which characters
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>>13438247
Why hasn't Hasbro commissioned any game studios to make an official FiM game yet? Cashing in on the brony bucks.
casual, free to play phone games doesn't count
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>>13438282
I can still fap to them but I think I'll eventually reach that point too.
If it's not about like 2 or 3 ponies I completely lose interest and faping to other characters is just unsatisfying while those 2, 3 ponies makes the fap be amazing.
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>>13438287
>nade

>Hey Anon want some soup?
>yeah sure I guess
>TOSSIN A LIVE ONE
>wha-
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>>13438298
because they don't make as much money as mobile games
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>>13438290
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>>13438185
genitals in general are odd
>>
Ponybot resenting her father for forgetting to make her legs.
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>>13438317
Pfft, baby. Walk it off.
>>
You like butts, right mlpg?
http://i.imgur.com/4JAtJa3.png
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>>13438282

Well, to be honest, I was expecting anon to resist her drunken come-on.
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>>13438329
goodness gracious
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>>13438331
Oh, no, that was nothing against you.
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>>13438329
Jesus
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>>13438331
But I had other plans for applejack's apple hole.
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>>13438309
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>>13438348
Nonsexual is fine, too.
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>>13438348
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>>13438329
Balls edit in 3...
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>>13438329
oh my
>>
Tia
>>
>>13438298
What studio would even bother?
>>
>>13438365
EA
>>
>>13438357
Anon please, it makes my heart ache...
>>
>>13438371
So another F2P phone game?
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>>13438357
>naw sis

DAYUM LUNA BE GANGSTA AS FUCK

THUGDERE FOR LIFE
>>
>>13438371
>E3
>EA Spokesperson walks on stage
>My little pony theme starts to play
>turns into a hard rock version
>Crowd goes wild
>"Introducing: My Little Pony: War is hell"
>First person shooter
>regenerating health
>escort missions
>underwater timed missions
>I can't think of anything else as trollish as that
>I can't stop typing greentext
>someone send help
>call gaben and give him my number
>He knows what to do
>He is the king of /v/ after all
>>
>>13438365
Honestly it depends on the game

I mean let's be honest here there aren't many games that be done with MLP FiM. The main target would still be small girls so at best, at fucking best we'd get a shitty Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing clone.
But honestly that would be great if there was a PC version since eventually it could be moded
>>
>>13438362
Tavi
>>
>>13438386
Is this supposed to be funny?
>>
>>13438365
FUCKING WAYFORWARD
DELICIOUS 2D SPRITES WITH DECENT PLATFORMING WITH GODLY MUSIC
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>>13438357
>tfw fiarel is dead
>>
>>13438393
best troll 2013 XD
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I want to rape, impregnate, and and force her to have my foals
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>>13438329
>You like butts, right mlpg?
could be bigger
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>>13438411
you say that about everything
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>>13438386
>you will never play MLP: timed underwater escort mission with stealth elements the game
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>>13438420
but I mean it
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>combining [thing] I like with [thing] I hate

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
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>>13438421
dont encourage him anon he's bad at this
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>>13438431
MLP and masks?
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>>13438438
mlp and Detergent
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13438430
overrated piece of shit lol so hipster game
>>
>>13438431
According to that you are constantly confused whenever you see some brony crossover shit
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>>13438438
Actually, I don't hate Bleach
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>>13438431
According to that you are confused whenever you see MLPG
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>>13438452
So then why did you post that?
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>>13438453
mlpg can be a very confusing place
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>>13438431
>>13438452
Oh
I thought it was that Day of the dead thing
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>>13438289
> passion-aggressive
Literally what Peaches Prong IS
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>>13438454
Because I love sucking dicks
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I hope that pony stallions have two foot long cocks

Anything less than a foot would be extremely disappointing
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>>13438454
Because I actually like the design
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>>13438466
Peaches Prong?
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>>13438471
you couldn't handle two feet of ponydick
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>>13438390
I want pony Viva Piñata
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There is at last 2 holes in each plot.
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>>13438478
I'd have a hard time handling a foot

I could worship the fuck out of it though
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>>13438111
the hell did I just watch?
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>>13438475
Quest character Chistery wrote last night.

The totally bromantic researcher and pal to Anon stuck in an Equestrian CDC quarantine facility. He's one of the key researchers developing the cure to Anon's weird effect on ponies (it causes them to murder each other in pretty brutal ways, especially if they've fallen asleep nearby).

He and Anon do some shuck-and-jive, talking shit and Peaches kisses him full on the mouth when about to flip the switch on the machine that may cure and/or kill Anon
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>>13438480
I've been saying this for years. I fucking loved that game and ponies are colorful enough to fit right in.
>attract ponies to and raise them in your garden
>send them off to parties to make little kids happy
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>>13438493
Oh, that dude
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>>13438495
>they get eaten
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>>13438493
that sounds retarded
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>>13438514
Would you eat a pony mlpg
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>>13438521
it was pretty dumb
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>>13438495
>Build a library to get Twilight
>Have 3 apple trees to attract AJ
>Have 5 bunnies to attract Fluttershy
>Have at least 5 other ponies to attract Pinkie
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>>13438521
>quest shit
>never not retarded
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>>13438524
w-whole?
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>check Tara's latest tweet

She's not even being subtle anymore
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I just want pony Harvest Moon or pony Rune Factory
is that so much to ask
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>>13438524
Real one yes
Colorful cartoon one? Never
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>>13438542
Tara has never been subtle
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>>13438543
Yes, because the appeal of MLP (at least to me) is the characters themselves. Give me direct control over the main characters, then I'd buy it.
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>>13438542
Someone that gets implants that big doesn't want to be subtle
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What the hell happened to the copypasta?
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>>13438542
>not posting it here

anon this is why nobody likes you

the other reason nobody likes you is because you follow worstVA on twitter
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>>13438557

Now that the show is over and we have jointly excersized our
constitutional rights we would like to leave you with one very important thought.
Sometime in the future you may have the opportunity to serve as a juror in a
censorship case or a so called obscenity case. It would be wise to remember that
the same people would stop you from listening to Boards of Canada may be back
next jury to complain about a book or even a T.V. program. If you could be told
what you can see or read then it follows that you can be told what to say or
think. Defend your constitutionally protected rights. No one else will do it
for you. Thank you.
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>>13438557
What?
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>>13438528
>>13438521
>all this chistery hate
when did people stop liking chistery
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Luna wants to fuck you with her futa mare cock
Celestia wants to fuck you with her feeldoe
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well darn tootin
howdy howdy howdy
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>>13438568
I like chistery
I even enjoyed that thing she did

But it was pretty dumb
Basically everything we do here is pretty dumb
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>>13438568
they're hating on retarded writing, not chistery
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>>13438570
Hello Applejack! What brings you here?
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>>13438521
>>13438521
That synopsis kind of sucks. There's lead-up and the fact no one's really quite sure what would happen when the thing went off though it was better than the last person to get plugged in Cerebro

She's VERY dead.

>>13438537
But yeah all quest stuff sucks

It was still better than most AiE "do you touch pony hay? How many glowing eyes do you have?"
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>>13438568
>You can't dislike things by people you like
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>>13438574
>she
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>>13438575
this
chistery's alright
>fanfiction is not
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>>13438568
I like chistery, I enjoyed the quest but I still think it was pretty dumb
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>>13438581
Hayseed! Sugarcube, woulda ya kindly?
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>>13438587
Son of a bitch
I'm never going to lose that
I even got used to Tess being male, why is this so hard?
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>>13438568
I like Chistery, but they were going full retard with some autistic head canon last night that took my opinion down a couple pegs.
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>>13438493
>developing the cure to Anon's weird effect on ponies (it causes them to murder each other in pretty brutal ways, especially if they've fallen asleep nearby).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaJX7sPHcTo

HOLYSHIT WHAT A AN ADORABLE CUTIE
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I'm a big fat poopy head
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http://pastebin.com/4WrEcLyW
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/432db4c7fd1a5b08061233db13913e49/tumblr_msv4algnIP1r5h2ogo1_1280.png

>more time to do divequest
>I'm not THAT delusional, it's ded
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>>13438601
He seems more at home in the AiE threads than here.
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>>13438569
... if that's what she really wants.
But only this one time!
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>>13438592
I didn't mind the dumb Wonderbolts stuff earlier even. Even when someone's wrong it was nice to read people discussing point and counterpoint what the show says clearly or not.

>>13438601
If you're the Anon I think you are, you really should have backed off. After a while it was "I don't think the show says this and I'll think differently if x"

And all you responded with was "YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC SHIT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE SHOW"
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>>13438602
yeh, it's what happens when the "OH NO FANFICTION" crew comes around and tries to throw a quest off with a hardball retarded responce
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Let's talk about our feelings!
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>>13437162
Go ye forth, and fuck yourself
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>>13438640
I have an erection right now
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>>13438635
I think that is kinda the only thing that really makes me dislike MLPG. I can deal with all the shitposting and stuff, but when people actively disrupt the quest by making shit suggestions to ruin the fun for everyone else who's involved - that's low as fuck.
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>>13438654
It simple
Stop doing quests here
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>>13438647
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>>13438640
I feel good today.
My team won yesterday.
I slept well.
It's supposed to be under 80 degrees outside.
Had a good breakfast.
Had a good jerk last night.
No complaints.
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>>13438659
Might as well ask for people not to art here
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>>13438659
They even did it with Smanons quest. One guy posted here how Celestia was mortally wounded and there were instantly 2-3 guys in the quest thread making shitty suggestions and mocking the questers.
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>>13438647
I had 3 yesterday
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>>13438659
and let the shitposters have their way?
fuck that
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>>13438640
Can we talk about ponies instead?
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>>13438640
I feel that my attraction towards men is becoming increasingly romantic rather than just purely sexual
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>>13438680
how does she even balance like that

that's amazing
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>>13438680
I'd fuck this pony
Her butt is gorgeous.
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>>13438628
The AiE threads devolve pretty fast into flashing red eyes and Mary Sue powers
Even when Chistery hits the strop it's not "u crie everytiem"
And dumb or wrong or not they seem to actually pull from the show instead of using Gamer Luna
If they ever start getting in a dustup I just stub it
That's better than Mewball when he starts on a Lyra kick
I wish they'd get away from slice of life or take it to the sub if it goes overboard sometimes
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Every time Derpy opens her mouth she says something from Horse eBooks.

Does this improve the situation?
Y/N?
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>>13438654
Sometimes people making terrible suggestions can be fun
drink the elixir
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>>13438633
It didn't start out that way though.

By the end, both sides were getting pretty autistic.

Someone should have just linked occam's razor and ended it.
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>>13438640

it's impossible without someone crying. Then shit will turn gay
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>>13438672
MLPG has always been art focused

>>13438677
That sucks, but whatever
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>>13438680
she looks like an autobot in transformation sequence. yuk
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>>13438693
yes, as long as she has her pre-censor voice and they never refer to her by name
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Remember that Pound Puppies cameo in Equestria Girls? I'm okay with them doing that, but the way they did it makes it look like they're okay with the episodes being posted online.
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>>13438699
Yes, but it has not always been focused exclusively on art. Quests have been a thing since 2011, fanfiction since 2010.

Quests never really went out of style as far as I know and fanfiction is just coming back into the spotlight.
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Can someone post a show vector?
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>>13438690
but we can't see her butt
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>Try art
>People complain not enough writefags
>Try writefagging
>WRITING IS DUMB WHERES THE ART
I can't win
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>>13438720
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>>13438695
> sides were getting autistic
The only way I can agree is if "autistic" means "arguing over the show in depth"
If we start cutting that we might be neck-deep in musky Braeburn cock and Bad Dragon jokes by GG
At that point I'm more comfortable ignoring or overlooking the times it gets circular
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>>13438681
You let the popularfags have there way.
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>>13438722
Thanks, I just lost my job!
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>>13438725
it's almost like the general is made up of a bunch of different people with varying opinions
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>>13438699
We've also been doing quests since near the beginning
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>>13438726
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>>13438722
chests are old fashioned then? We need a new place to put tits?? What about back tits?
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>>13438715
>fanfiction is just coming back into the spotlight.
are you retarded
fanficfaggots have never shut up around here since the beginning of the fandom. example:

>dat new darf fic
>unf unf unf unf

and so on
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>>13438725
Don't listen to them, anon. we fanfiction again.

>>13438727
By autistic I mean both sides started ignoring the other's points and only restated their own points louder and louder as if that would somehow make them win.
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>>13438722
So tell me again why is red shitty oc popular?
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>>13438724
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>>13438722
Killryde a shit
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>>13438747
>Rarity's face
haha
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>>13438727
>Mistaking "autistic" for "in depth"
oh lawdy
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>>13438720
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>>13438747
>Rarity is into fillies
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>>13438729
>there
Also fuck you.
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>>13438760
That's not a filly
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>>13438760
>fillies
>not colts
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How many of you are attention whoring?
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There is only one direction that MLPG can go in to survive the Autismapocalypse

Generation 1
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>>13438769
Anonymous is always attention whoring.
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>>13438769
i crave attention but I cant be a namefag. its very hard
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"Look at us, we're family"
what a retarded line. That song sucked
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>>13438769
I'm not!
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>>13438761
No fuck you. I bet you are one of those idiots who puts them on a pedestal.
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>>13438776
AFR?
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>>13438778
"Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"HOT DICK!"
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>>13438746
Because it's drawn by a girl
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>>13438769
I am, but I'm doing it so subtly that no one is even aware
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>>13438725
Just do both
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>>13438785
yea
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>>13438801
The whole episode was a waste of time.
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>>13438773
the autism would inevitably find you, as it always does. Stay here and at least spare the past from being infected with autism. It is a modern invention
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>>13438769
I crave for attention but I can't bring myself to whore myself out for it.
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>>13438765
Nigga she a blankflank.
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Can anyone convince me that season 4 isn't going to be complete trash?
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>>13438820
So do you
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>>13438807
>L-look guys, an Applejack episode! With a song! S-Season three isn't t-that bad, right?
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>>13438821
Scootafly episode
Nightmare Moon backstory episode
Probably an episode where Dash teaches Twilight to fly. Ends in sex
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>>13438821
The leak had me pretty pumped, and had the best poni song since season 1.
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>>13438825
y-you too
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>>13438831
Nigga, fuck Scootaloo
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>>13438743
I get the feeling Chistery was just getting baffled with militaryanon's insistence x, and militaryanon couldn't fucking imagine Chistery can't see y

And then it turned into "but seriously x isn't supported" versus "x, maybe y is totally fucking supported what show are you watching"

It's almost inevitable, it's what nerds do. No one's really stupid or autistic for going either way.

If your opinion drops because someone gets in an argument over a show, maybe you should start with an opinion of -2 for everyone online, because it's already happened.

Nerd.
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>>13438837
>leak
They showed it to us. Just the story board. Wasn't a leak at all.
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There are like four good songs and the rest are shit.
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>>13438847
Whatever.
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>>13438758
cannot fap to this

Can someone post a Mane 6 show vector?
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>>13438840
>fuck scootaloo
Will do
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>>13438757
It's either that or "skub"
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>>13438848
True True friend was a good song even though it was retarded
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>>13438848
Giggle at the Ghosties, Art of the Dress, You Gotta Share, At The Gala, Apples To The Core

There, I just prove you wrong.
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>>13438840
Roger that
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>>13438848
That's every album or discography ever
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>>13438782
And I bet you're one of those idiots who shits on them for no reason.
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>>13438742
Darf's suck sucks
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http://i.imgur.com/ujBojW4.jpg
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>>13438863
>Apples To The Core
tell me
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>>13438897
God bless the ability to buy music by the song rather than by the album!
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>>13438905
Those shitty faces ruin everything he draws
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>>13438863
>You Gotta Share
>good
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>>13438782
>>13438903
This seems relevant
>>13438846
At least that Wonderbolts shitfit was about the show
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>>13438897
That's not true, what about the Beatles
they don't even have four
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>>13438863
>You Gotta Share
>Good
>Apples To The Core on that list
Look it's a fun song, I love it but it's not even near the top
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>>13438863
>No Pony Everypony Should Know
>No Smile
>No Super Speedy Cider Squeezey 3000
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>liking songs
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>>13438914
both our diets, i must mention, are completely pedestrian
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>>13438948
>hating fun
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>>13438948
> liking anything
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>>13438952
who said I hated them?
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>>13438948
my headcanon is that Pinkie Pie invented sing-along songs in Equestria in episode 1 when she broke the 4th wall and sang giggle at the ghostly
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>>13438940
It's 6000
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>>13438926
I can't stand the girls at school who got sucked in by Infinite Universe or whatever that 3-hour music video was
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>>13438906
It's a good song.

>>13438914
>>13438934
>You Gotta Share
It's upbeat, cute, optimistic and I am a sucker for piano.

>>13438940
>>No Pony Everypony Should Know
Not a fan of electronic music.

>>No Smile
Listened to it do death even before the episode came out, it annoys me as of now. Not saying it is bad, but it kinda doesn't do it for me anymore.

>No Super Speedy Cider Squeezey 3000
I simply forgot this one.
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>>13438965
>she broke the 4th wall and sang giggle at the ghostly
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>>13438979
She did, that's why everyone was like "we aren't really doing this, are we?" The show was originally intended to not have any songs, until Pinkie changed that
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Art of the Dress
WWU
At The Gala
This Day Aria
Babs Seed

There my top 5 list in no specific order. Except Art of the Dress. That's my favorite song from the show.
Now do yours
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Don't get booped!
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>>13439000
Same but instead of Babs Seed it's Smilex3
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>>13439001
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>>13439001
Don't believe her lies
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>>13439000
This Day Aria
What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me
At the Gala
Art of the Dress
Apples to the Core
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>bump limit
>76 images

WHAT
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>>13439001
What are you gonna do, boop me?
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>>13438970
Pony Everypony Should Know is considered electronic?

Also, opinions. Smilex3 still manages to put a smile on my face every time I hear it. Especially when I watch the animation that goes with it. It's also why Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony, or at least tied with Rarara
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>>13439031
LOL! QUOTE FROM MAN BOOBPED!
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>>13438746
She's cute
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Questionable content here is socially accpeted.
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>>13439031
You are already booped
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>>13439039
>ironic shitbooping
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>>13439050
Yeah? Well so is your mother and you don't see us complaining.
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>>13438848
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92eo1hSAgTA
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Could I still watch cowboy bebop if I saw this animation of tiara
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>>13439033
>Pony Everypony Should Know is considered electronic?
Not really, no, but it always remind me so much of cheap radio e-pop that it never grew on me.

This is why my least favourite song is Love is in Bloom. God, I hated that cheese.
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>>13439000
Art of the Dress
WWU
At The Gala
This Day Aria
What my Cutie Mark is telling me and True True friend tied

True True Friend is the song that embodies the show the best.
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>>13439027
Isn't the bump limit something like 700 here?
And it happens, sometimes.
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>>13439066
Love is in Bloom was the "Little Girl Show" equivalent of Oscar Bait
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>>13439066
I love Pony Everypony Should Know but I hate Love is in Bloom. Can't even listen to it.
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>>13439074
No, it's 500
We're already on page 2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
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>>13439073
I thought they were bandages from the thumbnail.
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>>13439074
500
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>>13439073
>using baby socks
This crossed a line somewhere.
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>>13439066
LiiB is a lot like everything in EG in that sense. Which is weird, because I find it to be okay while I despise everything in EG.
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>>13439081
>>13439087
Apparently I'm mistaken. Thanks both.
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>>13439000
Art of the Dress
WWU
SCS6K
What my Cutie Mark is Telling Me
At the gala

special note to pony pokey for having the best visual complement
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>>13439062
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>>13439101
>reading yt comments
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>>13439064
Pls respond
I don't want to waste my time
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>>13439073
Lyra is a pretty nice horse
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>>13439092
The Cafeteria song in EG was a hundred times better than LiiB.

But then, I actually enjoyed EG in spite of its flaws so what good is my opinion?
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>>13439062
Man, that song was so terrible
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>>13439108
Why not
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>>13439116
I kinda liked it.

You may throw the stones now.
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>>13439064
which animation of tiara?
and i would assume so, why wouldnt you
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>>13439114
The best part about the cafeteria sequence was all the sexy screencaps and gifs it gave us
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>>13439062
>Twilight this is the wing song
>Oh yes, you're getting wings~
>That's right you will have wings now
>Yes, Twilight, you're get-ting wiiiiiiiiiings~
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>>13439112
rediv pls
just rape mewball already
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>>13439114
>The Cafeteria song in EG was a hundred times better than LiiB
Well that's just n-
>But then, I actually enjoyed EG in spite of its flaws so what good is my opinion?
This is a fair point
At least you're still better off than those who deny its flaws
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>>13439101
>not using Herp Derp
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>>13439125
That one about cowboy bebop with ponies
It was the ending I think
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>>13439062
But Twilight, dese r ur frens!
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>>13439127
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>>13439133
I would, but once in a while I care about what the top comments are, usually on technical videos or generally videos that don't target a wide audience
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>>13439127
Hell yeah
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>>13439134
It doesn't matter, watch it anyway
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>>13439130
Or at the very least keep it on skype.
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>>13439145
You can despoiler comments by clicking on them
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>>13439145
Double click and the Derp goes away
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>>13439134
Oh, that flash.

That's from the fifth episode.
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>>13439150
>>13439144
Oh not this again
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>>13439150
They think this shit is ok since DT and SS did it
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I can't decide what I hate more: the cafeteria song in EqG or the Love is in Bloom.
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>>13439159
Its sad that his filenames are still the fucking same

he is literally the laziest spammer I have ever seen
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>youtube comments
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Two more after this

>>13439171
Spamming =\= a quick dump of a handful of pics.
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>>13439157
Ah good
Thanks
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>>13438903
Gotta keep em in there place.
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>>13439172
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>>13439163
They are equal in my opinion.
The only difference is that love is in Bloom is the worst song from the show and the cafeteria song is the best song from the movie
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>>13439163
I think the Cafeteria song is more worthy of hating, even if it wasn't really worse, merely because of the completely, utterly stupid lyrics and that it isn't just a shitty pop song, but it's a shitty pop song aimed at 13 year olds.
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>>13439134
oh yeah, that, that's not from the ending of bebop
even if it was, most of bebop is episodic, so it wouldnt really matter if you knew the ending
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Done
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>>13439139
Rara is going in
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>>13439182
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>>13439172
>German
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>>13439214
The internet personas have taken over. Society is doomed
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>>13439212
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>>13438989
>The show was originally intended to not have any songs, until Pinkie changed that
>until Pinkie changed that
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What nippone is it today?
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>>13439182
I was thinking "Okay, that's stupid but I have thought equally stupid things about my waifu" but then he started talking about being a vampire and shit
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>>13439232
Owls well
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>>13439232
Last week was CMC? Then it's BiaH I guess
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>>13439232

>>13437166
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>>13439232
Worst episode aka owls well that ends well
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Remember when being in a fandom was more about trying to get some early reveal at Cons instead of stalking creators on Twitter?
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>>13439232
Owurus Well dato ending Well!
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>>13439248
No.
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>>13439232
>>13439244
Oh right, owtew, well that's shit
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>>13439224
>Rarara is a lady
>She's at a huge important event with royalty and important ponies like Fancy there
>She dances like that
That's probably the classiest dance in Equestrian society.

Ponies are silly
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>>13439225
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>>13439254
Then you're too young and should get off my lawn.
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>>13439250
>Owurus Well dato ending Well!
>not Owurus Werr dato endingu Werr!
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>>13439262
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>>13439250
>>13439269
Shut up Myamoto
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>>13439275
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>>13439248
no, ive never been a part of a fandom before
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>>13439259
anything that Rarity does is automatically the classiest
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>>13439294
>that last comment
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>>13439301
>you will never be able to shoot hateanon by pointing a gun at your router
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What is WBB guys? A torrent-tracker?
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>>13439324
You'd be a mass murderer.
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>>13439333
never heard of it
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>>13439248
Or trying to be popular?
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beb
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>>13439335
But I would make the world a better place
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>>13439334
i wonder if apple horse ever gets G1 flashbacks
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How many cookies can Pinkie and Granny Smith teaming up make?
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>>13439324
>you'll never kill popularfags by shooting your router with a gun.
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>>13439364
Good luck man, I'm behind 7 ponies
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>>13439363
Your mom
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>>13439371
You are not popular anon.
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>>13439363
Pinkie would make most of the cookies, but Granny Smith would still be able to pull her weight. She's pretty much the only one who can keep up with Pink hose
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>>13439363
Some.
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>>13439389
I would
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>>13439363
>1 Grandma+ 1 Portal
6,666.5 cookies per second
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>>13439360
she sometimes accidentally refers to ponies by their G1 equivalents
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If you wanna ride

dont ride the white horse
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>>13439396
No you wouldn't Mr. you're grounded.
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>>13439335
These people inconvenienced me on the internet.
They deserve death.
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>>13439398
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>>13439400
I rather ride the pale horse
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>>13439389
Theres just something about hair buns...
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>>13439360
It's not to bad.
Cheerilee on the other hand...
She can handle the G3 and G3.5 flashbacks but the Newborn cuties ones?
Poor girl.
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>>13439400
thats fine, i want to ride the grey horse
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>>13439405
Why do you hate us hateanons anon?
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>>13439398
>tfw no pony clicker
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>>13439400
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>>13439425
Shouldn't be too hard to make.
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>>13439400
but I like the white horse
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>>13439382
I'm not Anon!

But you are right
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>>13439420
Why do hateanons hate?
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>>13439414
Dose seeing Scootaloo trigger them? What about Sweetie?
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>>13439432
>Golden Cookies are Celestia
>Wrath Cookies are Discord
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>>13439425
what if apple clicker?
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>>13439294
>is Snowdrop blind?
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>>13439431
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>>13439432
But apparently no one is willing to
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>>13439433
10 out of 10 would watch mount his younger sister
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>>13439450
>every time you hit a golden cookie celestia_chuckle.wav plays
>camp for cookies all day long
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I mean, really, whats wrong with cumming on a pony toy?
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>>13439479
Big brother you're the best
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>>13439414
This 'pony remembers things from previous gens' should be explored more.
Like Rebuild Kaworu or Rika-chan in Higurashi.
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>>13439487
see the way it slithers forth? dripping gobs of ooze?
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>>13439497
non-consenually is fine too
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>>13439513
not now big brother
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>>13439497
>Don't worry, big brother, I am REALLY good at this sort of thing.

HOW WAS THIS NOT USED IN A PORN FLASH YET?
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>>13439513
Like Twilight using her magic to force him?
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>>13438601
The argument wasn't over a "head canon," which means something like "Johnny Phantom was ALWAYS a ghost" or "Heroes ended after season one." It probably should have. Some of those can get kind of dumb.

It was over a reading, which tend to have a lighter touch. Friendship is Magic is a text across a show, a comic, and the really awful kid's novellas. (I try to overlook the live shows with the creepy bobble heads.) It's also a little unwieldy because the show and EQG uses visual and audio shorthand at the least and readings can get woolier.

Today I saw "three lights." It's possible others see four, fine, and I always hesitate to say "three-light master race." The next episode or comic might make it clear there are four! Maybe there's something in a previous work that will contribute to a different reading. But I don't see "four lights."

It got a little frustrating corresponding in 2000 characters or less, but today was the most fun in weeks on the General -- even with some name-calling. It was gratifying to have the points laid out and some of "four lights"' sounds on the ball. A new reading, maybe!

It was great. Maybe less for you. Sorry.

If the citation-grabbing and repetition-and-restatement bore or irk you, that's a little sad. I argue within and without texts in professional life and it's rewarding. I wish more saw it as fun too.

In the future maybe stub when the arguments go in a circle. It happens a lot even in a chill General. And it's a big General! Lots of stuff to see and talk about, filtered or not.
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>>13439405
Someone's stream broke?
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>>13439497
I'd watch him sleep in bed at night.
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>>13438601
Eh I still like him even after arguing with him there.
It's just one thing.
He's still a huge faggot that writes things I sometime like in my eyes like always.

All of you are faggots to me. Except Goat and Tess
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>>13439523
either or
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>>13439558
SURE
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>>13439558
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>>13439554
>He's still a huge faggot that writes things I sometime like in my eyes like always.
So you're brain-damaged?
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>>13439225
yes
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Apples
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Gems
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>>13439584
Apples Apples
Apples Apples Apple
Sweets.
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Critters
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>Christian religion is just a fandom
>People like michelangelo were just fandom artists
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Caimon
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>>13439274
>$75
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Books
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Parties
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>sudden claims that the show wasn't going to have songs in it
>but then Ponk had that one song
>now the show has lots of songs in it

OK I'm gonna need a citation like a motherfucker cuz y'all niggas are lying.
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>>13439605
>FUCKING MICHELANGELO REMOVE YOUR TRIP
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U MIRIN?
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>>13439605
except nobody had a sense of humor back then, and nobody did anything ironically. If you removed those 2 elements, we'd be closer to a religion. and by "we" i mean you guys
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>>13439554
>He's still a huge faggot that writes things I sometime like in my eyes like always.
I endeavour to be the hugest faggot possible for you, Anon.
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GG isn't coming back
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>>13439400
Watch out where the ponies go
And don't you eat the yellow snow
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>>13439605
That might hold water, since half of the best contributors in a given fandom loathe half the canon.
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>>13439625
No, just vomitin'.
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>>13439620
She broke the fourth wall. Ponies couldn't have sing-alongs before that moment
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There's a post of GG's stuff on EQD.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/09/im-not-dead.html
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>>13439643
I don't see how this applies to this one, although it's hard to figure out who the best contributors are, but assuming they are bronies they hardly even watch the show and in either case they hardly complain about it.
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>>13439656
Wow, thanks for linking that anon, was really worth my 10 seconds
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>>13439624
>>13439624
SMEARS
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>>13439656
And it links directly to the sub.
Again.
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>>13438625
But it updated less than a month ago.
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>>13439656
The part that you should've mentioned was that when you click on it it takes you to mlpg.co
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>>13439656
OH GOD ITS REAL
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>>13439632
Did something happen?
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>>13439620
It was a fucking joke
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>>13439624
That's not fast
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>>13439656
>no source
Well done EQD
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>>13439686
GG left last night
He's done with pony because it's not interesting to him anymore
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>>13439670
eqg dash is so fucking ugly and her face is stupid.

>>13439680
now this is a cute pony.
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>>13439686
No but hopefullh all his faggot friends like red would go with him.
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>>13439686
He left because we gave Tex too much attention.

Obviously that's not exactly what happened, but if you look at it from an outsiders point of view, that's pretty much what happened.
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>>13439658
Hmm. In terms of quality of art or writing you might find the best assets come from people who aren't plugged into the fan circuit but just get handed a commission.

But really I was thinking some of the fiercest and most prolific writers and artists have really, really bold opinions about how Wash didn't die in the crash, Brazil ended on a good note, and Fight Club should have ended with everyone dead.

That flap about the human brain possibly appearing in the "Creation of Adam" painting might be a hint.
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>>13439696
Well it links to the animation itself, but then what do you expect from them, they're the laziest and shittiest newssite of them all.
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Wait...
Still alive...
GG "left" recently...

did GG move to EqD instead
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>>13439701
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>>13439703
Popularfags such attention whores. They should have stayed in their circlejerky skype groups
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>>13439702
>hating red

Wow, what are you, gay?
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>>13439686
Didn't he just wwwwander off?
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>>13439718
Surely he did, that sounds like a likely scenario
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>>13439699
>>13439703
Oh. Well, that's not so bad, he'll have plenty of time to do other things.
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>>13439686
He's ponied out.
He said he might be back when season 4 starts.
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>>13439726
You are though. I don't have aids.
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>>13439632
Don't worry, he'll surely come back and post his non-pony stuff here to get some attention.
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>>13439736
Like many others. It's common practice to quit during the hiatus.
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>>13439739
So you don't deny the accusation of your homosexuality?

Good, you should embrace it.
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>>13439727
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Unless GG is also Cereal Velocity, he isn't on EqD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc

Would you let pony strangle you?
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>>13439748
But anon I dont like cock!
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>>13439753
Fuck off jailbait
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>>13439753
Lord Hater
NUMBER ONE SUPERSTAR
THE GREATEST IN ALL THE GALAXY
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>>13439760
Not even your own?

Would you rather have a vagina?
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>>13439766
Aw man, you can see him say "galaxyyyyy"
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>>13439766
>implying
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>>13439702
are GG and me even friends
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I knew I should have breathed in that cyanide gas this morning.
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>>13439785
Probably, he WAS going to draw you getting DP
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>>13439760
we were 'sposed to go to Bangkok until she figured out that she don't really like to bang cock
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>>13439775
You can't suck your own dick anon! Not unless you have your lower ribs removed.
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>>13439766
>lord hater
seriously?
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>>13439688
>>13439620
it was a headcanon, by one person
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>>13439804
Yes, that's his name.

And he's FUCKING AWESOME
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>>13439802
Or a big dick!
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>>13439804
don't be hatin' on hater
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>>13439810
He's not Awesome, though.
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>>13439813
I dont want a big dick anymore anon!
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>>13439787
Jesus, Arnold
You need to lighten up
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REQUESTS GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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>>13439686
He clarified twice that he's not "leaving," but that he wasn't going to be coming around as much until S4 starts.
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>>13439822
> GaySexIsTheAnswer
Sure, but what's the question?
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>>13439819
>grown-up chuckie
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>>13439824
Wander riding Rainbow Dash
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>>13439824
Rarity or Twilight Kissing Celestia
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>>13439827
I wish he would leave i wish they would all leave.
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>>13439827
Yeah, I was just reading the archive. Eh. Way to blow things out of proportions, mulpug!
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>>13439822
That looks disgusting
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>>13439845
Is this real?
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>>13439850
Shut the fuck up! Dont ruin it for me!
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>>13439824
Celestia braiding Lunas mane
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>>13439855
Fuck off jailbait
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>>13439862
Ruin what, kissing Peaches
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>>13439827
I still don't get why he had to announce that.
"Just a heads up, I'll be doing the same thing I've done for the past few weeks already"
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>>13439822
God fuck that's nasty.
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>>13439861
Hmm? Yeah, that's from the Applejack micro.
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>>13439876
I thought youd be used to sucking dick red
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>>13439855
11/10
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>>13439859
>>13439876

Yeah, it's mostly a straight guy thing.
Sorry I don't have much gay stuff for you.
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>>13439874
>"I'm just not really going to be keeping up with these threads much that's all"
>"I've hardly drawn anything for it in like weeks anyway"
Gee, where did you get this idea?
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>>13439874
>I still don't get why he had to announce that.

Because he cares about you, Anonymous. He cares about us.
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>>13439873
That came pre-ruined.
Kind of like whatever this would be.
Who would DO THIS?
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>>13439893
Bro is just attention whoring.
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>>13439872
But Jailbait hats us
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>>13439894
I doubt that, we never spoke to each other
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WPSHH
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>>13439902
Like every artfag on 4chan.
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>>13439888
I sure do hope that was sarcasm
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>>13439904
best episode so far and it didnt even have hater
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>>13439913
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>>13439908
It's really hard to tell when he's having you on and when it's entirely earnest.
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>>13439930
>no escape

Well, in that case

WPSHH
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>>13439922
I liked The Greatest over The Egg, but The Egg was better then The Picnic

In my opinion.
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It's fun to hang out with Gloomy.
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http://derpibooru.org/423583
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>>13439958
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>>13439960
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>>13439810
Hater is great.

But also the only character in the show I like.
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>>13439960
you ever rub your forehead into a girl's puss
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>>13439972
I rubbed my balls on reds face once.
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>>13439437
because it's liberating
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>>13439977
What an okay pone
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>>13439977
She could rig my poll any day.
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>>13439982
Quagmire pls
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>>13439888
Sucking your own dick is totally straight.

I used to talk about it with my friends in highschool. Some of us could do it, some of us wished they could do it. We all had girlfriends at the time and they all thought it was sexy.

I can still do it
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Pony confession time: noon-time, Monday edition.

Who has a case of the Mondays?

What terrible sin have you committed? Please. We must all know anonymously you trip- or name-faggot.
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http://derpibooru.org/423588
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>>13439951
I think the worst thing in the Picnic was Wander's way-too self-aware "ain't I a stinker" but the whole business with sliding down and settling down with the picnic basket was great.

Hater has the best reactions, really.
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>>13439999

beeg amerikan tts
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>>13440009
I would straight up marry a pony but have no feeling towards women romantically.
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