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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Pony is going on an adventure, but to where? And why?

Old Horse: >>13429603 (Cross-thread)

Adventure music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wibwZb08-Ss
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WAY TO NOT BEEF IT THIS TIME
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Pony struts right by with her tail in the air
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>>13433870
Pony is going on an adventure to the bottom of the sea.
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LUNA THREAD
PRAISE THE NIGHT AND HER GLORIOUS FIGURE
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>ponk hands you a cake
again
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>>13433902
Luna a shit
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>>13433906
first dibs

*Grabs a slice with a flower on it*
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Best Case Scenario Time:

One of the mane 6 ponies get a major character development/change in S4 (Like twily getting wings). What do you want? What don't you?
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Pony is going on a cruise ship
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>>13433922
twily loses her wings
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WHAUT aUHRUT DASOPKT?
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>>13433922
all of them becoming alicorns
not all of them becoming alicorns
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>>13433870
set course to adventure
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>>13433910
WHAT WAS THAT CITIZEN? IT WOULD BE IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF YOUR HEALTH FOR YOU TO REPEAT THYSELF
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>>13433922
Rarity finally achieves the career of her dreams when Sapphire Shores offers her a position as her full time tailor and costumer. On her overseas tour.
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>>13433870
>>13433948
Where's Scootaloo?
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>>13433949
God fucking damn, this picture always does things for me and I have no idea why.
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so turns out i can stram tonight

woooo
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>>13433970
is it because it's an evil night-goddess being playful?
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>>13433964
She couldn't come because no chaperone.
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>>13433975
Stram what? Art? Movie?
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>>13433964
She told the others she would wing it to the camp.
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>>13433970
It's the wings man, the wings.
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>>13433992
whose line is it anyway and then art usually
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season 5 is confirmed halfway through season 4

tabitha st germain dies before voice acting starts

how do you feel
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>>13433922
CMC get their cutie marks
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>>13433975
Oh, what is scheduled for tonight my little shotaball~
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uuunf
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>>13433983
what kind of filename is that?
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Pone is going to Moominland
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>>13434012
devastated
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>>13434014

>jupiter and mars

wow best taste in sailor sco-

>mercury

SWEETIE WHY WOULD YOU COSPLAY AS MOST SHITE SAILOR
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>>13434012
don't be thinking that way
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What would you have Chrysalis do for you?
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>>13434032
>SWEETIE WHY WOULD YOU COSPLAY AS MOST SHITE SAILOR

>MOST SHITE SAILOR

Sweetie Poo
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>>13434019
Oh man, I'd be rough with pone.
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Butts
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>>13433980
> useless tripfaggot
> actually watching the show
What is this
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Asses
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>>13434019
>Rarity doesn't know she is preggers.
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>>13434058
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>>13434056
>bringing it here
might as well get a trip too, faggot
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buttocks
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>>13433983
Why is Twily a duck?
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I WAS WAITING

IN THE OLD HORSE

FOR 20 MINUTES

WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ME UP?
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badonkadonk
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>>13434014
I'd be more interested in seeing one of them getting her cutie mark and then dealing with the worry of whether or not the other two will still be her friends if/when they find out.
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>>13434074
Oh, I see. Discussing the show is verboten here.

Go figure.
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>>13434083
But this thread was only made 10 minutes ago.
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>>13434079
She wanted to take a quack at a new spell. Didnt work out.
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>>13434086
but apple bloom already got her cutie mark and her friends were fine with it

i wonder how apple bloom would feel if scootaloo and sweetie belle got theirs first, though
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>>13434085
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>>13434079
She learned that being a princess isn't all it's quacked up to be!
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>>13434051
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>>13434094
You weren't discussing the show though.
You were discussing a tripfag.
fuck off.
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>>13434083

Because, Rarity feels uncomfortable around you.
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>>13434108
oh shit nigger
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>>13434101
That wasn't a legitimate cutie mark though, the line of thinking would be different if she actually earned it.

I like your flip side of the scenario though.
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>>13434110
It's interesting. A tripfag actually discusses the show and commenting on it is verboten. Calling out a tripfag for never talking about the show is AOK.

Fun.
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>>13434112
How did you know she was my favorite?
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>>13434108
WHOA WAIT A MINUTE
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>>13434119
>>13434108
>>13434051
>>13434019
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>>13434121
they didn't know she didn't earn it though, is what i was getting at

and the scootaloo cripple episode is one of the earliest of the season, what if she gets her mark in that episode?
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Pony
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>>13434108
Oh man that's a really cute pi-
>
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>>13434133
SAINE, YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>>13434133
>tfw EQG rarity is into knotting
>pony spike never even got to lick her taint
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>>13434133
>hooves for dragon feet
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>>13434143
DOOKS, MORE TROPICANA FUTA-SLAPPING ANON WHEN
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>>13434108
this is why cute and lewd are mutually exclusive
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>>13434133
YES

This pleases nony
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>>13434133
Wow, what a cunt.
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>>13434108
If Rarity had to pee that bad why didn't she say something at the foot of the mountain?
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>>13434153
Spike a shit.
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>>13434166
Because apples
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>>13434166
She didn't pee, she orgasmed from spikes back spines rubbing her puffy mare pussy.
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>>13434159
Have some more
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get fucked nathan
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>>13434156
NEVER
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>>13434170
Rumble don't need to be seen around no cripple pegasus.
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>>13434157
But that picture is both cute and lewd.
I don't understand what you're getting at.
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get fucked nathan
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>>13434170
He with featherweight now
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>>13434179
So that means you're available then?
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>>13434144
I didn't post it, I swear.
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Appleblooms brother is also now a robot that won't ever stop talking.
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>>13434188
>>13434196
what did he do this time?
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>>13434157
Then why does it make me feel the opposite is true?
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>>13434188
>>13434196
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>>13434190
based dooks
don't you fucking dare go back on your word
if you add any more to the shit pile known as futa I swear on me mum, dooks
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>>13434203
10/10
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>>13434200
BUT YOU DREW IT
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>>13434203
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
for some reason he accent makes it hilarious
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>>13434203
>automail bow
mein sides
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uunf
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>>13434203
You did the bow

This pleases me so.
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>>13434172
What about them?
oh god, Applejack all the apples again, didn't she?
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>>13434200
what's on the projects list tonight?
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*wink-wonk*
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>>13434208
Futa is not my thing man, don't worry.
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>>13434198
> being this autistic
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>>13434223
IS THAT A PENIS
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>>13434203
you mean sisterapplejack, gotta keep the genderbent consistant
hearty laugh/10
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>>13434228
why is this so ugly
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>>13434228
Every single one.

She pretended they were you
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>>13434223
I think the "button's mom unf unf" would be much funnier if she had no clue at all that she was desirable
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>>13434174
Stop all this bait and counter bait, it's an endless shitpost.
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>>13434229
I'm drawing Vore anon's request right now.

I promised I would.
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>>13434207
I want to suck Eminem's dick.
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>>13434252
What?
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>>13434235
She is probably look at one, yes.
It's yours. She wants to take that joystick and check its performance.
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>>13434232
oh good, that relief
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>>13434203
This might be the best ever.

Oh hell, it is.
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>>13434259

Unf
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DOOKS I WILL PAY YOU FIVE BUCKS TO DRAW FUTA
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>>13434259
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37956529/Scene%202%20Dragon%20Snap.swf
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>>13434203
>>13434237
If we really wanted to keep it consistent, Applejack would be the one with the automail leg and hat and Apple Bloom would be bound to the armor.

Because Edward is the older brother, not the younger.
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>>13434228
I'd that applejack
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>>13434203
whats a word i can say when i like a picture but not sexually

like sort of a nonsexual-unf
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>>13434259
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>>13434285
>DOOKS I WILL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS TO DRAW NONFUTA
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>>13434287
I would like that more if it was a static image.
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>>13434295
FIFTEEN FOR FUTA COCKVORE
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>>13434288
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>>13434259
fukken vorefags are the worst
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>>13434310
Not even remotely similar.

Edward being the older brother was a MAJOR part of their character dynamic and should be carried over here.
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>>13434325
He said, without a hint of irony.
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>>13434325
Incidentally, then we'd need half of Applejack's hat to be automail.
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>>13434325
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>>13434332
Yes.
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>>13434321

>Not being Soft Samesize Vore Master Race
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>>13434332
This is equally acceptable
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>>13434341
My nigga
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http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/8/422565.png

>tfw so little public embarrassment art
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>>13434341
>>13434347
Everybody seems to like vore tonight.
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>>13434203
So who's greed/envy/gluttony/wrath/lust etc
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>>13433980
>>13434060
>>13434198
>>13434245
>>13434299
>>13434331
> a conversation where the tripfag is watching the show
I miss April 2010 when we just talked about musky cocks
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>>13434354
Nah, vore is shit.
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>>13434364
I missed when people like you never existed.
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>>13434364
The tripfag is also being an autistic asshat and insisting his head canon is fact.
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>>13434351
Those are some ugly genitals.
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>>13434364

I missed when you'd shut the fuck up already
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>>13434351
ya thats a good fetish
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>>13434364
>april 2010
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>>13434288
>>13434359
>>13434325
It's honestly been years since I've watched any full metal alchemist. I remember enjoying it though because I'd stay up and wait for Inuyasha to end so I could watch.
I wonder how it ended.
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4PPL3$
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>>13434351
Good fetish but a terrible example
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>>13434382
"Those are some ugly genitals"

-your mom when she saw you in the shower
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>>13434359
Chrysalis = Greed
Trixie = Envy
Sombra = Wrath
Gilda = Pride
Nightmare Moon = Lust
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>>13434364
>4chan x in charge of anything
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>>13434402
>tfw no tag for it on derpibooru
Show me better
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>>13434359
granny smith is lust
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>>13434409
>NMM lust
Can I get an unf?
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>>13434351
I like humiliation as a fetish but it's the kind I wouldn't want to do to someone else.

M-Maybe I wouldn't mind being embarrassed a little myself. You know, if it wasn't something too bad...
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>>13434409
I'd say Chrysalis would be Envy, since shapeshifting.
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>>13434395
watch the ending

it's strange

then watch brotherhood for a less strange end
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>>13434395
Well if you have Netflix or a torrent program, download Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and watch it.

You could watch the original FMA anime as well, but it caught up to the manga at some point and started going off in its own direction which ended up getting convoluted and silly.
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>>13434420
Rarity is greed.
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>>13434427
Chrysalis has the powers of Envy but the motivation and personality type of Greed.
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>>13434428
>>13434430
I never understood that, are FMA and FMA:BH two different animes? Or the latter is an improved version?
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>>13434325
>Implying I care about family dynamic more than the joke
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Where's the ponies you asshats.
This is supposed to be a pony general.
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>>13434444
the first went on before the manga finished

bh went back and finished with the comic
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>>13434417
I prefer something like this
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>>13434444
The original diverged from the continuty of the manga after a specific point

brotherhood strictly follows the manga
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>>13434444
Brotherhood follows the manga very closely.

The other is fine, but it's like an AU story, if you consider the manga to be the main 'canon'.

They both have movies.
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>>13434448
why does a catbird who has no job hate mondays?
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>>13434395
that crocodile's name is Ray.
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>>13434444
They are two seperate anime.

FMA came first, then Brotherhood was sort of a remake that followed the plot of the original manga more closely.

What had happened with the original FMA was that the show got to the point where it had actually caught up in the story to where the manga was so they had to start making up their own plot as they went along.

FMA:BH was made many years latter to follow the manga storyline much more faithfully right up till the end.
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Pone wants you to scratch her ears. Watch out for her kicky leg.
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>>13434463
because fuck you, dweeb
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>>13434203

MLP and anime crossover. Sure, that's not going for brownie points.
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>>13434422
Humiliation confirmed for Saine's fetish.

Now draw some
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>>13434378
One question
Why is Chistery and FlyingSaucer the only people that try to convince everyone that the Wonderbolts aren't part of the military and do nothing related to the military and defend this idea to absurd ends
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>>13434471
>>13434459
>>13434457
>>13434451
Ohh, so technically they are the same anime, but one of them has less filler and follows the storyline more strictly?
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>>13434455
Not the best art, but simple and doesn't get in the way of enjoyment
6.5/10
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>>13434486
Not filler, a completely divergent continuity
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>>13434481
Humiliating Dash.
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>>13434486
One of them has an ending that the anime team wrote, and is expanded upon by the movie. The other follows elements the first cut out from the manga because time/resources didn't allow those plot elements to be expanded on. Brotherhood is thought to be better by most people.
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>>13434486
No, they are completely separate anime within the same franchise.

Kind of like the difference between Ghost in the Shell and Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
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>>13434481
Humiliation is one of those Umbrella fetishes that make me like lots of stuff. It's the same reason I like traps so much.
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>>13434485
Maybe because the show doesn't support it as clearly as it's fun to consider in fanon?
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>>13434486
I wouldn't call it filler. FMA's story ends up doing different things than the manga, or Brotherhood did. Different main villain. Some of the homunculi are different. Different ending and such.
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its too anime in here right now, im out.
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help me. I'm starting to waifu fluttershy
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>>13434518
You're too anime to drive anon, give me your keys.
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yes, mlp nabbed another one
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>>13434527
Bleach eyes with ponk
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>>13434518
Cut off the infected body part before it spreads.
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>>13434511
Yeah, that's how they get you. You like one thing and suddenly you're into a whole lot of other sub-categories
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>>13434512
>Respond to huge emergency even if they have no reason to do if they aren't part of the military
>In charge of important government projects like getting enough water so Equestria isn't fucked the next year
>One of them wears a general uniform with medals
>Another wear a uniform that is usually worn by military officers at important public events
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dude check it out

celestia totally likes you
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>>13434512
But the show absolutely supports it.

My opinion of you is plummeting with every post.
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>>13434561
Is she going to bring me to Equestria?
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>>13434569
I'm not sure what you think a headcanon is, but
I think I'm looking at one right now
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>>13434561
Do you think she'll introduce me to her sister?
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Good night, mlpg.
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>>13434512
>>13434550
Also, their blue-and-yellow costume coloring is very reminiscent of the Blue Angels, the US Navy's aerobatics team.
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MLPG QUIZ:

1) The volume of a pony is __________
2) How much boop would a booppone boop if a booppone could pone boop?
3) Which pony founded Equestria?
4) In what year did Celestia come to rule?
5) How is magical ability linked to a cutie mark?
6) Using the bit exchange rate of Canterlot in the previous ten years, determine how much inflation has occurred.
7) Which pony city houses The Wonderbolt Museum?
8) What is the proper RPM to buttfuck me?
9) A senior councilpony earns how much per month?
10) What is the proper way to bottle magic?
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>>13434561
Well, can I sit down with her for a nice lunch?
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>>13434588
gnite
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>>13434561
WHAT DO I DO

I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS
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>>13434576
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>>13434550
it can just be a uniformed service, not an armed service. this is supported because it looks like there is only officers and no enlisted personnel.
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>>13434578
Says the guy who is fighting tooth and nail to defend his head canon that the Wonderbolts have no association whatsoever with any kind of military organization in Equestria or even that any such organization exists.

How dense are you?
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>>13434595
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>>13434561
i will respond by putting my face deep in her horse asscheeks
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>>13434561
>notice celestia across the room from you
>she's giving you this look
what do
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>>13434561
but does she like like me?
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>>13434605
Third panel gets me every fucking time. Dammit weaver.
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>>13434561
Nah, stop pulling my leg. There's no way she'd go for a chump like me.
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>>13434612
tell her that her necklace needs adjusting
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>>13434607
>not immediately lunging for that mane
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>>13434590
>1) The volume of a pony is __________
Muh dick
>2) How much boop would a booppone boop if a booppone could pone boop?
38cl
>3) Which pony founded Equestria?
38
>4) In what year did Celestia come to rule?
Twilight Sparkle
>5) How is magical ability linked to a cutie mark?
138 B.C.
>6) Using the bit exchange rate of Canterlot in the previous ten years, determine how much inflation has occurred.
None
>7) Which pony city houses The Wonderbolt Museum?
168,24%
>8) What is the proper RPM to buttfuck me?
Fillydelphia
>9) A senior councilpony earns how much per month?
Pony
>10) What is the proper way to bottle magic?
32bit
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>>13434612
SA compliments the nights stars.jpg
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>>13434624
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>>13434636
Do you think some of her subjects playfully paw at her hair when they think she's not noticing.
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>>13434612
http://imgur.com/GLPSatQ
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>>13434603
I'm not sure I made this clear.
>>13434440
It's murky that they're part of a military service.
>>13434331
There's something that passes for a police force or military but for some reason or another it seems to be the Guard and not much else.

So
I guess dense enough to think differently from you.
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>>13434645
>haduken~
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>>13434656
That cock is waaay to big
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>>13434654
I know I would. Even when she's looking.
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>>13434645
>>13434659
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>>13434664
Especially when she's looking.
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>>13434656
Stop.
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>>13434645
Naawww, she's just being nice. I mean she's royalty and I'm just a schmo.
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>>13434656
................you're seriously going to use that as a reaction gif?
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>>13434662
But I thought you liked big cocks, rediv
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>>13434662
There is no such thing.
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>>13434671
This anon gets it.

Why don't we have art of this yet. What is the meaning of this.
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>>13434674
its what i would do
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>>13433870
>(Cross-thread)
what is with this
thats like me doing
>>13433870 (OP)
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>>13434681
There is when it stretches you too much.
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>>13434687
>>>13433870 (OP) (OP)
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>>13434637
wut
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>>13434590
1) 16 equestrian liters.
2) all of the boop
3) Mr. Pony
4) Year zero.
5) With magic of course
6)-12%
7)Cloudsdale
8)0, pone is not for sexual
9)Nothing.
10)By using a magic bottling spell.
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>>13434683
is pretty gay
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>>13434696
truly a poet for the ages
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>>13434658
Wow, look at that backpedaling
>It's murky
That's not what you've been preaching this entire fucking time. You've been saying that they are definitely, for sure, beyond a shadow of a doubt not affiliated with a military organization despite the evidence that supports this in the show.

Furthermore we have no idea just how large the Guard is. They have pre-established protocols for dealing with threats to the state so there is clearly a precedent for such things.

And do you know what we call one branch of OUR military? The National GUARD.
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>>13434698
>deliberately getting 8 wrong

Man, this was a weighted test. Now you're going to flunk.
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>>13434550
There have been others to respond to an emergency with or without Celestia's intervention, though granted half the time it's because Twilight started it.

Being in charge of a government project doesn't necessarily mean you're a military member or officer, though Spitfire seems to have a pretty high profile overseeing the transfer to Cloudsdale and validating the results. There's also the implication she can pull more teams in to help Ponyville, suggesting some sort of lateral authority. Maybe she's working in conjunction with the Weather Team's governing body?

> one of them wears a general uniform with medals
The one at the wedding? Hmm.

> public events uniform
Soarin's doesn't grab me as absolutely positively wearing plainclothes as an officer, but then again it's odd to consider a pilot dressing as a pilot in a formal setting and literally like their own jet in uniform.
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>>13434702
getting a boner to a girl is not gay anon. stop using buzzwords you see on /v/ without knowing what they mean.
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>>13434698
>"Um, no Anon. I think you can do better than that. Let's take a look and see if I can help. Let's look at question number eight. Did you read it right? Read it with me and remember, if you need help, just ask me..."
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>>13434726
what if I get a boner to a guy in girl clothes
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>>13434705
I would love it if Celestia had a hobby that she was really, really bad at.
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>>13434727
I'm having trouble, can you walk me through number 8?
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>>13434726
saving a picture of a dude exposing his erection is p.gay
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My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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>>13434727
No, I'm pretty sure I got question 8 correct.
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>>13434727
Perhaps some practical application should help me remember?
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>>13434709
>There have been others to respond to an emergency with or without Celestia's intervention

The difference here being that the Wonderbolts are not based near Ponyville and as such would need to be notified of the emergency and dispatched to deal with it.
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>>13434740
Is your girlfriend Rarity?
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>>13434735
is he legally a woman?
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>>13434696
Aw come now, there's no need to give me a gift. I'm a working man, I earn all my bits.
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>>13434740
Rarity is not your gf
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>>13434739
i didnt save shit you idiot
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>>13434748
Guys, it was a fucking king kong reference. They needed someone to play the part of the planes. Stop overthinking a show about pastel ponies and jack off to them.
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>>13434756
Erin is a girl's name.
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>>13434756
dude they put me as a girl on my license too

i changed it but it's kind of a weird error to make, apparently it's common as hell
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you guys masturbate to ponies? that's pretty gay.
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>>13434761
Chistery is the one over thinking things.

The rest of us are taking them at face value
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>>13434760
you still posted it as a serious reaction gif
its okay to be gay anon
don't hide your homoLUST
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>>13434764
It's actually both. I knew a boy who was named Erin, with an E.
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>>13434740
at the same time?
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>>13434774
Yes.
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>>13434709
>The one at the wedding? Hmm.
No Spitfire in Wonderbolt academy
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>>13434736
Like Hyperspace Hyperwars?
She doesn't thin her paints.
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Twily I know you taste like grape but please stop nibbling on your leg.
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We Papers Please now?
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>>13434785
Anon, she does not taste like grape.
She tastes like pony.
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>>13434782
Those medals and stripes don't come from civilian services, that's for damn sure.
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what is your dream job?
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>>13434786
(DENIED)
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>>13434786
[DENIED]
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>>13434795
To be a pony.
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>>13434782
That's not a General's outfit, Spitfire is a Captain.

It is an officer's uniform.
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>>13434761
>Stop overthinking a show about pastel ponies
But we've done that since the start
Hell sometimes we overthought the show so we can fap better to it.
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>>13434795
Jedi
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>>13434742
>"Really? Because I think you might want to change that. This quiz is for a grade. I'm right here... you know, if you need help..."
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>>13434786
[Denied]

[Denied]

[Denied]

[Denied]

[Shutters close]
[Call Security]

[Denied]
[Denied]
[Denied]
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>>13434795
i just got my dream job last night from your mom
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>>13434803
>not fapping to overthinking the show
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>>13434808
If it's wrong, then how come I've got it right? You're going to have to show me the math on this one.
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>>13434783
>Shinning armor anc chrisalis are in their usua gamming corner in their typical disguises
>in walks celestia with a set of groucho glasses and nothing else.
>Shinning and Chrysalis think they are boned
>She plops down a cardboard box and hastily takes out her minis
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>>13434806
I was looking through the Orientation or Attraction part and I swore I read something as moronsonofboron.
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>>13434795
To get a dream job from Luna

a dream job

from luna
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>>13434793
Isn't that a little unbecoming of a Princess, ma'am?
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>>13434808
That's okay, I'm pretty confident that my answer is correct.
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>>13434810
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>13434820
>and still nobody else in the place recognizes any of them
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>>13434811
>using Pythagoras's theorem to find the height of a pony
UNF UNF UNF
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>>13434827
clever
unf
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>>13434786
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>>13434804
>Jedi
goody two shoe scum
>sith4lyfe
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>>13434836
Draw it.
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>>13434827
nice
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>>13434839
Passport is expired, denied.
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>>13434804
AA, pls
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>>13434847
i am not draw for sexual
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>>13434786
>CITATION ISSUED: You are confused.
I just don't know what went wrong.
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>>13434855
do it like this
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>>13434855
sure you can shotaball
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>>13434864
Man, first he knocks up Zecora, now this?!
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>>13434835
>posting a picture with metric system units near a pony
Enjoy your 3 day ban for posting NSFW on a SFW board.
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>>13434864
>>13434866
the best joke i can think of is a little explicit tho
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>>13434864
Why would he text her about that
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>>13434829
>"Well, I'm not going to say that it's wrong, but I did write the quiz and saying that maybe you should rethink it. It's just me and you here so you don't have to be embarrassed to ask me something... for help..."
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>>13434706
Yes, I mean the entire police force seems to be the Guard. That was brought up in the last thread.
>>13433980
>>13434060
>>13434198
For some reason the Guard seems to be VERY large and under one umbrella but there's no other form of troop. The lock down at Canterlot, the few in Cloudsdale, all seem to be some sort of pikemen and tasked for defense of VIP's, the Princess, and certain events.

That might be what passes for their military or civil response.

> It's murky is backpedaling.
The show doesn't clearly support the members of the Wonderbolts as being under the direction of a titled General or Commander over Spitfire (who really should have had some better oversight during Wonderbolt Academy). It does seem to make strong visual parallels to the Blue Angels in color scheme and their training and acrobatics.

That's murky. Then again if Spitfire were in even a uniformed service, wouldn't she be under some civil obligation to make sure the cadets don't tear up the whole countryside with a tornado? It's almost like she has no one to answer to.

But, well
>>13434557
>>13434761
It'sacartoonshow.png
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Pony is desperately trying to convey her feelings for you but cant work up the courage to do so.

what do?
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>>13434881
I saw those drunk Fluttershy sex drawings.
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>>13434893
Desperately try to convey my feelings for her but fail to work up the courage to do so.
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>>13434851
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>>13434893
Ask
>>13434884
For help!
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What does pony want
A mare worth fighting for
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>>13434835
>pony is pretty much at waist height on me

delightful
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>>13434896
they weren't explicit though

dirty, yeah, but technically sfw
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>>13434903
>sex: f

headcanon ruined!
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>>13434884

I am not going to fuck you in the ass.
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>>13434893
also be too beta to tell her my feelings. we spend the rest of our lives alone and miserable.
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>>13434893
I don't know.
How am I supposed to know that pony is desperately trying to convey her feelings for me?
which pony?
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>>13434821
Was it the monogamy? I am a pretty vanilla guy, all in all.
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>>13434884
Are you making advances towards me, Ms. Cherrilee?
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>>13434706
>If the show says GUARD it's something structured like the US military
The debate about the Wonderbolts is pretty fucking stupid but this takes the cake.
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>>13434857
But miss, I'm sure you have better people than me for such matters. I mean you have a working staff that can do anything for you. I'm just a regular Joe.
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>>13434891
>pikemen
Well more like Centurions
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>>13434903
Invalid issuing city

Denied.
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I miss when we didn't know much about the Wonderbolts other than that they were an elite flying team that even the fastest pegasus in Equestria looked up to for their skills

they were so much cooler in season 1
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>>13434921
msob pls
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>>13434891
>the few in Cloudsdale
The only Cloudsdale guards I remember were the one with Celestia. Were there guards in Cloudsdale when Celestia wasn't there?
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>>13434946
Were the ones in the dressing room / staging area with Celestia or local?
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>>13434946
Undercover.
Think about the comics.
Those inconspicuous ponies in the background.
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>>13434945
Okay, okay. How about a vanilla girl?
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>>13434891
The whole country can rest on the Princess and her allies to just spam the Hell out of any real threat, so they probably have never needed a military
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13434917
>"B-but why? I've seen you look at other mares, so you must like us! What do they have that I don't?"
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>>13434963
Why are you so perfect anon?
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>>13434958
How about some hyper boobies?
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>>13434968
Sex appeal
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>>13434952
In Rainboom? or in another episode or comic?
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>>13434978
I was thinking Rainboom, but maybe there have been some in the comics that weren't part of Celestia's personal Service.
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>>13434968
A stallion that looks at her that terrifies me.
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>>13434974
because of my good looks, personality, and humility.
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>>13434963
Because you have low standards.
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>>13434974
Because I'm secretly a pony.
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>tfw shoebrony is dead and sued
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why won't cheerilee help me with my test
i'm going to get held back again ;_;
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>>13434975
I wouldn't call it hyper. On the Japanese scale they barely touch on "bakunyuu" tier.
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>>13434985
Well in Rainboom they were clearly with Celestia.
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>>13434963
this is like asking
"why is one plus one three?"
or
"do your parents know your gay?"
stop using logical falacies
becides this isnt /co you deluded retard
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>>13434989
Aw come on.
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>>13434968
Because Big Mac has been making eyes at you and I value my life.
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>>13434995
he was cool guy and im sure he would never use the name brony if he saw what it had become
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how would you feel if you got princess piled on
what would you do
would you freak out
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>>13435024
I'd squeal in delight
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>>13435024
freak out, probably get a boner
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>>13434990
Can I stroke your mane?
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>>13434995
I still have my wonderbolts shoes
they're the only piece of pony merch I wear regularly
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>>13434999
Well that might mean an even leaner force.
> Half of the Equestrian military is told to go acquire sweet cake
> It's just Rick and Steve
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>>13435029
>celestia giggles at you
>twilight looks amused at your girly sounds
>luna gives you a concerned look
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>>13435024
how many are there? there are thousands of princesses in equestria, you would die.
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>>13434998
Well I had no idea you got it from some anime fanservice thing. I still like them. Any bigger and it would be a joke, but I guess that's hyper tier.
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>>13435024
that's called a stampede, anon

i'd probably be trampled to death
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>>13434939
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>>13434995
>tfw
I still own his shirts.
I would only wear them if i had a button up over them.
But I have them close to me heart.

I wonder if someone could contact him again to get him back here.
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>you will never be trapped in pony's gurgling tummy.
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>>13435059
ACCEPT
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>>13435042
>tickle Luna
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>>13435059
[DENIED}
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>>13435059
Scan.
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>>13435059
what happened to PT? has he done anything crazy in the past few months?
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>>13435040
I want it.
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The days where I lose interest in pony are some of my least enjoyable ones, I fear the day where it stops being temporary

I actually masturbated to a human female yesterday and honestly felt ashamed afterwards

What kind of ass-backwards shit is that
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>>13435073
> Misgendering makes me cool.
Fuck off.
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>>13435053
no anon
those three pile on you one after the other belly first
they would never do something to hurt you so terribly
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>>13434995
>shoebrony is lying in the gutter somewhere
>meanwhile atryl and other chucklefucks just shit out random designs and get their shit on graphic tees, signed sealed and delivered
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>>13435060
I think he did graphic design for something, maybe independently

impossible to find him now unless you had exact details
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Here we go. I thought it was kind of amusing.

I got kinda lazy with it but I want to be done.
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>>13435075
Who doesn't?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA
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>>13434995
I wanted to buy a few of his shoes. Like 3 or 4. Even showed them to a few friends. Had no idea of MLP but they said they looked cool.

I kept postphoning buying them and I missed them.

It's all BBC's fault. FUCKING BBC
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>>13435064
stop it, I am the voreanon and you can just stop trying to steal my thunder
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>>13435073
Trying to stir up shit against FinalDraft last I checked.
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>>13435086
Got a giggle out of me

now I can sleep


such sweet sleeeeeep
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>>13435076
just stop masturbating altogether
you'll stop finding anything attractive
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>>13435013
>"That was a magical potion, he's still not after me! Anon, please, I want you in me."
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>>13435059
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>>13435084
Damn, wanted to ask him just why his shirts smelled like salt and vinegar chips when you first got them.
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>>13435094
Bite me.
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I hope Lydia starts putting her dick in Todd.

They're cute together.
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>>13434963

Ponies whose assholes I would thoroughly lick:

>Twilight
>Rarity

Celestia's got a big ass, but she's not really my type.
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>>13435099
> you'll stop finding anything attractive
But anon
The opposite is true
For seven days, then you return to normal.
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>>13435059
pfffhaha
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>>13435076
you must stay true anon!
at any cost!
they are counting on you!
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>>13435093
I bought my pair like the day before his store went down and I spent the next 6 weeks worried about my order arriving
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>>13435024
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>>13435104
rump or head?
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>>13435100

I AM IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH LYRA.
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>>13435100
Look I don't know how shit works in ponyland or whatever but where I come from you can't just walk up to a guy and say "I want you in me" and expect things to go well.
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>>13435103
pfffft I remember all the people mentioning that whenever they got their shirts in the mail
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>>13435102
>wrong stamp
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>>13434806
> Friend of Dorothy
Holy shit what is this, 1954?
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Hips
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>>13435097
Goodnight Anon!
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>>13435113
>there will never be a finished version of that
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>>13435127
unf
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>>13435099
>stop masturbating

I don't understand
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>>13435068
>you get a few giggles out of her before she quickly levitates you and mercilessly tickles you back with her wings until you can hardly breathe
>once you're a giggly mess she gently places you back on the floor where twilight and celestia jump back on top of you, pinning you to the floor
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>>13435113

Pony butts in fan art are very voluptuous. FiM show pones have small buts though.
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>>13435104
>Telling a vorefag to bite you
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>>13435086
needs anon sitting in a chair or something
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http://prpltnkr.tumblr.com/post/60728918676/perfectlyintwin3d-asktimerpony


>go to check her tumblr

took me 15 seconds to find the rage
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>>13435076
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time for a blast from the past
#woah
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>>13435120
They totally fucking did too!

I have a Davenport and a Rock Farm shirt from him.
both smelled like that, it was crazy.
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>>13435144
>filename
mirthfully giggle/10
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>>13435104
this joke was funnier yesterday
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>>13435119
>"Look, we're two adults here, we can be responsible about this. Just fuck me in the butt and we can go our setarate ways. It won't be cheating because my pussy wasn't involved."
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>>13435141
I kinda tried but my humans are so bad that I thought it detracted from it.
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>>13435110
You know, a lot of trans women just get a bad luck of the draw in facial aesthetics and don't have the money to get it fixed
I don't feel comfortable making fun of PT for that
I will say they sound pretty sleezy or at least ultra-super flaky on top of being sort of a fame monger
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>>13435139
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>>13435149
I have the rock farm shirt too, haven't worn it in a while though

it did get some giggles from ponyfags and nonponyfags alike
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>>13435159
>trans anything
disgusting
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>>13435156
That's some shit logic right thurr.
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>>13435164
What about trans human?
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>>13435156
Sorry, I don't even like anal. Vaginal is the only sex I go in for.
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>>13435158
just throw in his torso and legs, it does not all have to be visible
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Rarity: Persian
Fluttershy: Russian Blue
Pinkie Pie: Maine Coon
Rainbow Dash: Ocicat
Twilight Sparkle: Somali
Applejack: Barn cat
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>>13435168
well

fuck
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>>13435139
This is very true in Luna's case. Luna has like a negative ass on the show.
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Does McMLPGs serve transfats?
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>>13435163
I stopped wearing the rock farm one after the Wired incident.

The Davenport, I only wear if I have too.

Laundry day sucks.
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>>13435086
>legs tangled
unf unf
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>>13435156
Cheerilee I'm pretty sure this is a bad idea
No condom, no gloves, no lube
And if this is some candid camera thing I'd rather not get caught ass-fucking a horse.
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>>13435178
Luna would be a very fun princess to be around regardless.
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>>13435170
>>13435158
If you're changing the drawing add some burger bits with onions in them if you could
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>>13435183
>go to McMLPGs
>order a kid's meal for the pony toy
>open bag
>the toy is covered in "glue"
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>>13435183
Probably not, hydrogenated oil a shit
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>>13435173
>Rainbow Dash: Ocicat
>Not a Toyger
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>>13435193
or maybe just a half eaten burder
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>>13435164
Talkin shit about Trans Ams?
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>>13435178
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>>13435156

Here, go buy yourself a cucumber and some astroglide.
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>>13435197
There were some Garbage Pail kids that came in ooze cups of "slime," maybe some TMNT ones too. Someone even thought that would be a good idea.

Special Sauce joke goes here
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>>13435197
>Complain to the manager.
>He calls out the guy putting toys in the bags.
>You can't look him in the eye.
>Literally.
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>>13435160
I wish I could've seen everyone's initial reaction when that part first aired

It's hypnotizing in gif form
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What if you made pony unf instead?
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>>13435222
That'd be cute as shit
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>>13435167
>>13435169
>>13435189
>>13435208
>"What is wrong with you, I'm offering my butt and you say no? If you've never done it, how do you know you'll hate it? Just get a boner and I'll do the rest."
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>>13435222
u-unf...
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>>13435203
I just noticed that the dream Luna has S1 hair, whereas real Luna has S2 hair.

Subtle.
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>>13435230
Alright, you got me. Lets do this thing
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I honestly don't know how to feel right now.
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>>13435222
> You absolutely can't wear sandals in town, even when it's super fucking hot
> Ponies just sort of salivate
> Never had to say "eyes up here before
> You're pretty sure someone's stealing the nail clippings from the bathroom, too.
> You came home from work a little early once and the shower stall smelled musky
> Why did you even move here?
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>>13435230
I've tried anal before, and vaginal's way better. I'm not interested in your butt. I wish you could be a mature adult and take the rejection gracefully instead of hounding me like some desperate teenager who can't take no for an answer.
I don't want your butt, Miss Cheerilee.
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>>13435222
>>13435225
Yep, cute is definitely the correct term for it.
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>>13435240
>stock vector
burn it

burn it all
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>>13435230
But Cheerilee, the students are watching.
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>>13435241
I...I don't understand. Why would they like feet so much.
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>>13435230
Well sure, let's do this. But if you don't have lube I am NOT taking the Red Tide express.
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>>13435218
>get free ice cream as a compensation
>it's rainbow sherbert like Celestia's mane
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>>13435222
I'd run around in a thong dancing everywhere I went. Then winking at every passer by.
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>>13435230
FINE, Just let me get my cream first the sores are really starting to flareup.
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>>13435246
Okay, but if the girl likes anal, would you say no?
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what about deer
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>>13435222
Honestly? It'd make me unf, too
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>>13435222
Would pony write greentext about me and various parts of my body?

If so,unf
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>>13435258
Would you do the wiggle in Lyra's face?
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>>13435222
Pony is physically incapable of unfing.
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>>13435263
If "the girl" is my girlfriend/SO then I'd make it a once in a while thing and indulge her from time to time, but I'd let her know I wasn't very into it and hope she'd respect that.
If it was a total stranger like Cheerilee I'd never.
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>>13435247
>20% more...moist
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>>13435255
But Anon
They're just so
DAINTY and WARM but with those rough parts on the heel, UNF
I just want to be under their HEEL oh my GOD yes kick me KICK ME I want to feel that FOOT STRENGTH
This is seriously what all fanfiction writers do
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>>13435264
oh god i love deer

unf unf unf deer unf
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>>13435267
I'm already feeling awkward as fuck.
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>>13435264
Get that fucking shit out of here you god damn heretic!
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>>13435282
go away mewball
you're worse than appledan for this
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pppp
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>>13435281
>rarity likes getting dominated
I can smash to this.
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>>13435282
Are we AppleDan now?
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>>13435265
>This in turn causes them to unf
>You unf back and forth infinitely in a recursive loop
>This causes everyone else to unf in kind
>The universe ends not with a bang or a whimper, but with an unf
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>>13435282
holy shit give it a rest with the meme replies
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>>13435264
I suddenly want venison jerky. I can't guarantee their safety.
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>>13435267
>you will never stumble across lewd fetish stories about you on pony's computer
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>>13435287
>>13435295
why does he have to ruin everything
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>>13435264
Appledeerhips
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>>13435254
>"Look, I need the students here. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore. I make sure they don't tell anyone. How about a blowjob first? Snails tells me I'm really good at those..."
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>>13435292
Specifically she likes to be trampled or sort of, you know, scuffed.
She never knew something this delicate could be so brutal.
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>>13435302
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ill take a request

probably going to be humanized
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something for everyone
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>>13435317
Trixie
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>>13435315
>holey moley
lost it
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>>13435309
Alright, fine, if you need this
I'm pretty sure this was illegal back home
I hope you're used to pretty big loads. Your frustration just makes me throb.
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>>13435309
You know what? Not only do you have serious problems and a total and offensive inability to take "no" for an answer, you just admitted to having illegal sexual relationships with your students.
I'm getting the guards.
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>>13435317
Apples
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>>13435309
Achem.
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>>13435317
KISS PEACHES
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I enjoyed S3 a lot
After rewatching the previous seasons I found S1 a bit weaker than I remember and because of that I can say that S3 is pretty close to S1
I don't mind Twily getting wings and am quite excited to see what the writers will do with her but to be honest I am a bit scared that they might not handle her but I have hope.
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>>13435317
Twilight being awkward and nerdy cute.
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>>13435264
>"I'd hit it."
>'Would you? How hard?'
>"About 65 mph!"
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>>13435317
CMC having fun in and around their club house.
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>>13435170
Ehhhhhh I hate it but here have it anyway I guess.
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>>13435317
Can you do a humanized Twirity?
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>>13435346
holy shit where's the rest of his organs
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>>13435351
he ate them
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>>13435351
Well, like Applejack said. She's hungry.
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>>13435351
Removed to make space for pone
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>>13435312
> Rarity gets off from things being METAL
> She reads edgy teenagers' missives about their parents and destroying all who oppose them for good material
> She found something Sweetie wrote about wanting to break everything in the house and blend it in her sister's porridge, making her taste the fear she wants to inspire
> Conflicted.png
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>>13435351
Really? You're gonna give me shit for that?

I told you that you didn't want me to draw it!
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>>13435362
that's right
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>>13435325
>"Okay, okay, listen. It doesn't have to be anal, I'll do anything. You don't understand, teachers never get laid!"
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>>13435349
If they're falling through a formless void I sure hope Rarity has something sterner than Mike's Hard in that Solo cup
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would you go to the ponyville museum to learn about pony history?
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>>13435367
W-What's right?...
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>>13435368
>Tell her to cancel class for the day, fuck her silly in her mare vagina and report her to the guards anyway
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>>13435383
HERESY!
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>>13435346
>"Hey Anon could you eat my hat? I forgot to bring it with me."
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>>13435378
that
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>>13435383
>She has her fathers eyes.
>And your penis.
>Literally.
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>>13435368
Cheerilee you need help.
I'm getting the guards. Your conduct is inappropriate and illegal and you need a psychiatrist. This isn't healthy.
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>>13435378
I think he's calling you a faggot and insulting your waifu
ARE YOU GOING TO JUST STAND HERE AND ACCEPT THAT?
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>>13435388
I didn't draw it on purpose.
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>>13435368
We go to your place, missionary position, with the lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>13435383
huh
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>>13435399
I see this
And only hear this
http://youtu.be/u6xRSafBV8o
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>>13435388
>"While you're at it could you eat me a gameboy or something? It's really boring in here"
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>>13435395
Uhm. I guess so. I don't really have a waifu. I have favorite ponies.
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>>13435407
"Sure, then I'll get some OJ and get the faggot horse taste out of my mouth."
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>>13435405
What.
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>>13435407
If you're bored, why not have sex while you're in there?
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>>13435411
You're a pone-brone Brony. Maybe it was subtle.
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>>13435405
Huh. I actually kinda like this.
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>>13435408
THEN HE'S INSULTING ALL YOUR FAVORITE PONIES
GODDAMN SAINE HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A HUGE PUSSY ASS BETA?
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>>13435405
>Ken's shitty music blows Eurobeat out of the water.
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>>13435426
S-Sorry...
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>>13435431
Can't I enjoy both. I prefer Eurobeats mostly, but that one ain't bad.
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>>13435422
> that fucking face
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>>13435439
You know she's right.
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>>13435393
>"No Anon, I don't think you understand. You are going to fuck me, alive or dead."
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>>13435422
>this is the face I wear when I fuck everything you love!
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>>13435465
WONDERBOLTS ARE IN THE MILITARY
CHERILEE WANTS TO FUCK
GOOD MORNING CELESTIA THAT IS YOUR DAILY REPORT
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>>13435465
look at those angelic wings
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>>13435465
>people think this show has the Best Animation Ever
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>>13435438
It's nice to enjoy both, but watching him preform in cons really lets you know how the audience takes him.

He plays to a literal sea of heads.
And then when an actual 'pro' brony musician, like Wooden Toaster comes in, they have to bring in paramedics to drag away kids who jumped too much to the dubstep.

He bombed the last con he went too.
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>>13435476
They are indeed quite divine
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>>13435469
Mmmmmaybe you could ask another Anon?
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>>13435479
i hate when people try to use this as a selling point.
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What if griffon?
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>>13435465
even if they maybe should be that long the front hooves look so insanely uncanny jesus christ
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>>13435469
Cheerilee
put the toy gun down.
I know you confiscated it
It even says "Property of Snips" on the side
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>>13435479
>I better bait them into thinking Flash is awesome to animate with!
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>>13435487
Nigga bronies have no taste whatsoever
I bet you that most think that Tombstone made the Discord song.
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>>13435502
Your face looks insanely uncanny. Don't you ever talk about Celestia like that again, small man.
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>>13435490
I want to run a hand through the feathers.
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>>13435513
You mean Eurobeat didn't remix that song?!
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>>13435513
last convention I went to I asked tombstone how he felt that his most popular piece was a remix of somebody else's work at the musician's Q&A panel
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>>13435524
And how did that go. Was it ignored or did he basically just tell you to fuck off.
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>>13435426
Really though, you insult Scootaloo and I'll cut you m8
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>>13435517
I want to play fight with her.
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>>13435524
Did you get kicked out for questioning his greatness?
MODS, HE IS ATTACKING US!
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How would she respond?
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>>13435538
he dodged the question and said that he wanted to work with eurobeat more in the future

one of the other guys said it's much easier to be popular by remixing something that already exists than making your own work
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>>13435539
>Liking Cripple Orphan
HA HA HA

I really hope she flies. More than anything.
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I'm not certain if circuitous discussion about the Wonderbolts or talking about the con is worse
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>>13435540
Well. Good luck getting anywhere with that.
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>>13435548
She falls with style
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>>13435559
I could talk about fetishes if you like
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>>13435565
Like a male puppy, I'd let her win to get to know her better.
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>>13435503
>"...shit. Look, how about you fuck Sweetie Belle and I watch?"
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>>13435569
No, it's daytime in Australia
They'll just say they like muscles
And "watch out for drop bears"
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>>13435440
Are you going to go with me?
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>>13435469
It's pretty hard for a man to fuck someone if he's dead.
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>>13435513
>go into fimfiction tf2 server
>start mic spamming that tombstone made the discord song
>bronies get mad and keep telling me how wrong i am while im laughing my ass off

i have fun
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>>13435575
This REALLY shouldn't be arousing me
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>>13435575
I have a confession.

I don't have a penis.
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>>13435574
>I'd let her win
>hfw
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>>13435575
You ask me that like I'm not halfway there.
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>>13435517
I bet the touch of her down feathers is so soft that you would need to close your eyes and concentrate on it to feel it it would be the best feel ever, the soft touch sending shivers down your spine and her body so close that you can feel the warmth radiating from her
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>>13435580
Evening, not daytime.

The sun is down.
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How is Twilight like a computer?

She's slow and full of viruses
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>>13435544
By doing a show in front of her.
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>>13435580
they can do what they like on their prison island

>>13435581
goo sleepyhead is made of a highly powerful sleep inducing substance that can be absorbed through touch
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>>13435547
>he dodged the question.

>Don't ask the original artist i you can remix his shit.
>Do it anyways.
>Gain a ton of popularity.
>Mention the original artist only after you hit it big.
>All you ad to do was edit some description.
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>>13435575
You're a sick animal that needs to be put down.

BANG
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>>13435574
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>>13435575
DEAL
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>>13435575
Is -- is she okay with that?
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>>13435624
Let's assume so.
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>>13435602
>meanwhile, with your eyes closed
>it's sending shivers down her spine as well
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>>13435610
Meh, I got nothing against Tombstone, I just find it funny that by far his most well known piece wasn't even made by him.
I only really like one of his songs, the rest doesn't do anything for me.
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>>13435544
bleh, I read that in sweetie bot voice.
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>>13435544
>"Sweetie, you know how there's that time of year where you're not allowed to visit the boutique?"
>"Yeah, Mom and Dad say I can't sleep over, but you get to have a slumber party with all those stallions! It's not fair!"
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>>13435606
So she does finger puppets describing heat and arousal?

Oh dear.
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>>13435605
That's not true.
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>>13435591
She'll provide a dildo for you.
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>>13435624
In what universe does that matter?

DYER, anon?
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>>13435547
>it's much easier to be popular by remixing something that already exists than making your own work


>I don't know how to make OC!
>I better remix someone else's!
>I AM THE NEW WEIRD AL!
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Mewball said he would stram
Mewball lied
Pone died
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>>13435611
NO FRANK NO
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>>13435641
I have another confession.

I am a ghost.Boo
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>>13435624
>"Um, sometimes my dad fists me, and my mom says that once you've been raped, it can't happen again... so I guess so."
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>>13435652
You better not be talking shit about Al
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>>13435656
That's not Frank in you picture...
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>>13435631
What's sad, is Tombstone uses it as his literal only song he has to get the fans dancing.
He has to use a remix of another artist as his main stage grabber.
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fact: socks make pony approximately 300% more unf
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>>13435660
Well this got dark fast.
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>>13435610
Man honestly it isn't his fault that much.
The only dickish thing he did was not mention Euro from the start.
Other than that his popularity is because bronies have horrible taste in music.

It's exactly the same thing with Apple. They make extremely overpriced products but it isn't their fault people eat their shit up.
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>>13435660
>rape is like the chicken pox
>you have to get it out of the way early so you don't get it when you're older
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>>13435660
Well I know what I'm doing tonight.

You still have that sparkly gold paint? wear it.
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>>13435662
Taking a song and raping it for a 'remix' does not make you a musician.
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>tfw dr steel is dead
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>>13435684
But he's a already a musician. He plays the accordion.
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>>13435673
Fasle
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>>13435629
She biting her lower lip, bottling up those gasps that try to escape her throat every time one of her feathers twists a bit, the quill pushing into the sensitive skin around it
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>>13435655
im doing this request first, then stram

gomen ne, im almost done
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>>13435684
I bet you think Daft Punk aren't musicians.
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>>13435675
>The only dickish thing he did was not mention Euro from the start.

So the only dickish thing he did was steal Eurobeat's shit?

Meanchile, the bronies leap on shit like Molestia, bu art theft is A OKAY!
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>>13435697
what r u stramin
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>>13435575

Make it Twist and we have got a deal.
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>>13435660
Wow this got really dark.
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>>13435686
But what about my utopian playland?
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>>13435703
whose line is it anyway
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>>13435635
> Rarity just sucks air through her teeth and lets that slide. If she said "Is it some sort of FANCY sleepover" she'd just hear on and on about how EVERY fancy sleepover needs s'mores.
> "There are certain things a lady does with gentlecolts that are always ... appropriate, within reason. During a special time of the year it's necessary."
> "Like a date?"
> This seems safe enough, "Yes, though not typically out for dinner with others. Just a quiet night in with a nice fellow."
> Sweetie pipes, "But you pick like five! You're lucky!"
> Rarity chuckles, forgetting herself, "Ohhh no, I EARN that."
Seriously what are you people huffing
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>>13435697
It's too late for stram now.

Almost 2 in the morning
Sleep more important than Whose Line
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>>13435711
It's my line.
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>>13435709
they dropped the bomb on it
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>>13435711
wait i thought you were unavailable?
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>>13435712
I don't know
My headcanon says that ponies don't go in heat.
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>>13435722
change of plans

cant the rest of the week still tho
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>>13435713
enjoy your 0pone
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>>13435701
>A synthesizer is an instrument!

So is my skin flute.
Only difference is, one of them created something, the other one has a song lost in the 90's in a commercial.
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>>13435727
But my headcanon says it opens a lot of hilarious situations.
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>>13435737
Who is sombra?
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>>13435737
Who else but Fluttershy?
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>>13435737
Sombra
They could have gone a lot more into Sombra's legacy in that episode, why he's so feared and his lasting influence on everyone, but yeah. Too late.
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>>13435741
And I respect that. And you go have fun with that. I won't stop you. I won't join either.
I just think ponies don't go in heat.
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>>13435737
CELESTIA
DOWN WITH THE SUN TYRANT
END HER CRUEL RULE
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>>13435727
My headcanon says that the female ponies have dick like straws that suck the sperm out of the males seed sack.
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>>13435704
>"Yeth! I knew if I kept a happy dithposithion, I'd get some penith. It theems like such fun when mith Cheerilee moanths."
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BAB SEED BAB SEED
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>>13435758
>"the air is turning into ice..."
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>>13435763
FUCK
I LAUGHED
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>>13435720
But what about my Public Service Announcements?
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>>13435767
>there will never be a fixed version of the song where the animation shows Sweetie singing

SERIOUSLY DID THE STORYBOARD ARTISTS DIDN'T READ THE SCRIPT? SHIT HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP SO MUCH?
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>>13435758
Potemkin wasn't half bad.
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>>13435734
>procreating
Absolutely disgusting
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>>13435775
slapped by moe
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>>13435763
I read that in her voice.

unf
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>>13435763
>you will never fuck a cute, chipper redhead
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>>13435635
>"Applebloom says that's the same time as when Big Mac goes to Cheerilee's place and they don't come out for a whole week!"
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>luna telling celestia that her ass is as wide as a barn door
That's somehow pretty adorable
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>>13435801
Especially since their asses are almost identical. And petite.
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>>13435797
>not using the farm animals
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>>13435819
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>>13435820
>calling slaves animals
Nigger...
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>>13435793
Such a sad truth.
>>13435792
Could you imagine lewd stuff in her lisp?
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>>13435833
>kept in zoos by crystal ponies
>1000 years later
>used as slaves by ponies
>still kept in zoos by the crystal ponies
DAMMIT SHEEP GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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>>13435337
uh oh
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>>13435849
That is going to smart when she hit's the ground.
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>>13435849
What's with the giant floating ear?
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>>13435839
>I love thucking your dick
>Tho do you want me to thwallow all your themen
>Or are you gonna thpray that hot theed all over my glatheth
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>>13435849
ONE DAY MEWBALL
ONE DAY I'LL GET YOU DRAW MY REQUEST

Also the legs seemed kinda strange. Actually it looks strange overall. But that's probably just me. Just ignore me.
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>>13435854
WOOPS

SHIT

PRETEND THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
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>>13435854
>not having a giant floating ear familiar
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>>13435544
>"Does it have anything to do with how Scootaloo's been acting all weird around Rumble lately?"
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>>13435854

It's his signature, an abstract thumb.
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>>13435849
You're getting better at humans mewball. The eyes look more in proportion.
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>>13435863
What did she trip on?

Also this:
>>13435872
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>>13435883
she's a dork, she tripped on air

anyway stram going to be up in ~5 get hype
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Is it bad that I am a little sad that anon who always posts the Twilight pictures hasn't told me to go to bed yet?
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>>13435797
> Rarity bites her cheek so hard a coppery taste fills her mouth. Of course Cheerilee get one of the most attentive lovers in town for a full week. "Family function" indeed!
> "Y-yes, Sweetie, it happens for all women past a certain age around here. It's all perfectly natural."
> "Then why don't I feel anything?" She looks so hurt, like a child left out of a game of hopscotch. Her golden cape droops.
> "You're too young, sweetie- I mean Sweetie," she soothes, touching her hoof to the little one's chin, "You'll get it soon enough."
> "Like a Cutie Mark," Sweetie whispers in realization
> "Yes, though you'll probably get your Mark before your first heat."
> "Did you?"
> Rarity pauses. In some ways she had been an awfully early bloomer, and a vow of silence with older cousin Skater. That had been a good day at the park.
> "Mark first, then boys," she trills brightly. Sweetie's laugh told her the danger had passed.
> "If you have any other questions, I'd love to answer them." Really she wanted this whole conversation drowned in some Long Island and a good book.
> "Yeah. What do you do, play dress-up? Mr. Breezy says you love hoofcuffs!"
This is still a little boring.
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>>13435883
Her own feet.
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>>13435883
she tripped on your gigantic anaconda dick

she's been working on a way to reverse the spell or at least find a way to create a pocket dimension portal to seal it into
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>>13435859
...this shouldn't be so hot.
>oh yeth, put your penith in my ath
>thay that I'm a good girl
>thuch a thizable amount of jith
>it tathe delithiouth
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>>13435870
> "More to do with what she's been doing with Babs, I should think ..."
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>>13435904
Don't thtop
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>>13435897
That's a sexy cat bird.
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>>13435892
I have no idea what time it is in your timezone, I just assume you need to go to bed once everyone else starts to leave
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>>13435896
Chistery, did you lose your job or something?
You're here all the time now
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>>13435897
noice m8
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>>13435897
Nothing like a mate from a race of warriors.
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>>13435914
It's 2am here. I'm west coast Usa
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>>13435902
>You'll never have a giant dick that your gf worships while still fitting into jeans
;_;
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i forgot to get episodes again

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa give me 10 sorry i didnt think i was going to stram
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*SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELLLCCCCCH*
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>>13435916
It's free entertainment and my schedule is dickering around and writing a final thesis.

I can't sleep more than like seven hours at a stretch any more. It's not fun.
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>>13435923
Sounds like bedtime to me
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>>13435923
>2am
It's 4am here. Step it up.
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>>13435923
>worst coast
Go to sleep nigger
Here have a Twilight too if you can't go to sleep without that.
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>>13435939
Applejack, you really shouldn't be mushing up your Lunchables like that. The nachos aren't good if you leave them in the salsa that long.

Why didn't you buy the deep dish, anyway?
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>>13435923
Sleep = 0pone
do you want 0pone?
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>tfw I can't decide if I want to draw or write something
>because I can't write but have a decent idea
>and can draw but have zero ideas at the moment
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>>13435956
But what about dream pone?
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>>13435957
If we can greentext surely you can put it out there
Just try
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>>13435957
Why not make a comic from the writing idea?
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>>13435957
Draw Anon getting fucked by rumble in the butt
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>>13435916
I think Leth merged with the Witchblayde and replaced Chistery.
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you know what we need
more zebra ocs obviously
especially ones that are designed around fetishes
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>>13435910
>yeth, thap my ath
>wreck my puthy
>grathp my mane
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>Anon will never run his hands over your cutie mark
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>>13435967
Because I can't draw THAT well.
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>>13435949
>>13435956
But it's not 0pone at all, his princess will still be there in the morning
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we whose line now

be there or literally suck penis

http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
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>>13435997
We can't do both?
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>>13435991
So?
It's good practice. Push yourself as much as you can.
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>>13435997
http://whoselineonline.org/
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>>13435988
>Anon will never squeeze your butt while you're cuddling when he's a little randy
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>>13435994
>princess waiting for you in bed
oh
oh jeez
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>>13435988
>he will never trace every part of it slowly with his finger
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>>13435988
I really wish cutie marks were a thing, it would be so convenient to know what you are good at
Well, I guess you need to know to get your cutie mark in the first place, but at least you wouldn't doubt yourself after that anymore
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>>13435908
>>13435544
"How come Twilight always acts so funny? I heard Mom and Dad talking and they called her a...a symphomaniac? Does she really like music that much? Is she hanging out with all those stallions so she can start up her own orchestra?"
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>>13435982
what fetish does this one cater to, praytell
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>>13436017
>Is something wrong Anon? You are sweating and your breath is a bit unsteady
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>>13436019
hhnggg
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>>13436030
And she'd know exactly what's wrong, too. Damn Celestia
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>gf finds pony pics on my computer
>tell her i just thought they looked kind of funny
>friend later tells me about pony shit RIGHT in front of my gf

It's over.

It's all over.
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>>13436022
> Twilight has a genetic condition that puts her in eustress for at least an extra week
> She can never get her satisfaction that long and dildos only do so much
> Most of the worst disasters caused by Twilight are in Spring for this reason
> Their FEMA literally orders her to get a dick inside her for national security
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>>13436027
cum inflation/excessive cum in general
do not judge me
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>>13435994
I'm liking Princess Twilight more and more each day.
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>>13436022
I wonder if Rarity tries to synch her heat cycle with Twilight so they can both do it at the same time together with those stallions...
I mean Rarity would probably love to watch her if she's like that.
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>>13436038
Disregard females, aquire ponies.
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>>13436038
>letting anyone know
beefed it
>having a girlfriend in the first place
maximum beef
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>>13436056
She is best princess.
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http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/60740397059/buy-me-a-vita-and-ill-show-you-my-dick
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>>13436038
You're the guy that had a gf that didn't like ponies and found bronies faggots?
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>>13436066
She's already been my 3rd Favorite Pony for a while now.
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>>13436036
She's completely oblivious, Anon. Ponies react different than humans, she has no idea what's going on with you.
She'd probably pull your shirt off and press her ear against your chest to check your heartbeat
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>>13435908
> "You mean that's why Babs does so much play-wrestling with Scootaloo real slow and hard?"
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I bet Big Mac has big penis problems
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>>13436038
Wouldn't be a problem if you dated someone from MLPG

we're all sluts here
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>>13436077
>wanting a Vita
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>>13436077
>that url alone
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>>13436087
oh jeez
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>>13436082
The indoctrination is working.
Leave before it's too late.
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>>13436038
>not wanting to fuck a pony with your gf
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>>13436083
>soft fur on bare chest
Nope, I'm out. I'm done.

Time for bed.
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>>13436082
>3rd favourite
>3rd
Do you need another night in the dungeon?
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>>13436083
Actually horses respond to menstruating women differently and even men with high testosterone levels. Not that they want to fuck them all, but they Know.
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>>13436051
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>>13436077
What the fuck
But me a second hand 3DS and I'll make you a 30 minute solo video with my 8" dick
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>>13436103
B-But Scootaloo... and Ponk...
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>>13436103
You don't actually have a dungeon.
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>>13436099
Well, I guess she will only give you a worried look then and tuck you in before she goes to get some hot soupgiving you the perfect view on her petite behind while she leaves the room
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>>13436104
Shits weird yo.
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>>13436090
anon pls

Do I need to show you the 2DS picture again?
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>>13436104
She's a magical pony princess though, not a horse
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>>13436090
dangan ronpa yo
shooting people with objection guns

oh and persona
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>>13436126
WHATS WITH YOU PONIES IN KNOCKING OVER DRINKS

FIRST TWILIGHT NOW YOU

FUCK
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>>13436124
Not him, but I want to see it. Imgur it.
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>>13436130
It's their assholeish horse ancestry.
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>>13436121
MOTHER
OF
GOD
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>>13436077
Rediv has a dick?
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>>13436136
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>>13436117
I don't remember either of them having the power to exile you
>>13436119
Like how I exiled this anon here
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>>13436142
>this picture of a cartoon horse bird princess preening her horse wings turns me on

I wish my girlfriend would touch me
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>>13436038
My girlfriend is a furry. The kind that likes to pretend to be a weird fantasy animal in the bedroom.

There is no way in hell I can fuck this up
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so this is how i die
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>>13436156
pfffhahaha
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>>13435863
You need to exaggerate the falling motion more. Sort of like this, but not as badly drawn and put together.
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>>13436158
Until you shout your waifus name.

Unless she was pretending to be your waifu. In that case shout another mares name to piss her off.
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>>13436142
I wish I could be exiled.
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>>13436126
> She wants to feel as sophisticated as the rest of the Quartet, settling in for a long Friday night sipping scotch and listening to a cut from last year's Symposium.
> It tastes like burning peat just crapped in her mouth
> She keeps trying again and again, missing out on the trill she was told to look out for
> Finding it again takes some four minutes
> The scotch's ice has melted, so it tastes like watered-down dirty permafrost piss to her tongue
> There's no way she's going to be bull her way through scotch snobbery now
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>>13436163
Got a bit of an underbite there or something.
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>>13436142
C-Can I like Ponk equal to Princess Twily? I like Scootaloo too much to budge on that one.
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>>13436158
>There is no way in hell I can fuck this up
Uh...
>My girlfriend is a furry.
you already did
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>>13436167
i don't have a waifu

pone doesn't want to come near me. my most recent orgasm involved wearing a paper synx mask, and that really creeps pone out
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>>13435931
Which part are you lacking, the girlfriend or the jeans?
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>>13436183
>wearing a paper synx mask
excuse me
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What if equestria was canada?

Which pony likes maple syrup the most?
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>>13436163
Mewball's seems more alice in wonderlandy falling, where you don't really expect her to get hurt. Yours makes it seem like she's going to smash her head on the ground any second now. I get that was your intent but I prefer mewballs, since I don't think that was the mood he was after.
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>>13436136
When she comes back she brought not only soup but also a wet washrag to wrap over your foreheadShe tucked you in so tightly that you can't really move, so she sits down next to you and helps you eat your soup while telling you about her day in that soft, soothing voice of hersevery time she mentions something that amused her she closes her eyes and lets out a quiet chuckle. During those few seconds you can let your eyes wander all over her and enjoy the beauty in front of you without her realizing
but you also have the problem that it becomes quite apparent whats wrong with you due to the bed sheet enveloping you like a second skin. So far she hasn't recognized because she's sitting next to your chest, looking you in the eyes
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>>13436195
I would drive north and look for pony.
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>>13436163
>"MY SPINE!"
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>>13436199
yeah, but this version works well with the clumsy, nerd girl.
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>>13436195
Applejack drinks it straight from the bottle.
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>>13436169
That could be arranged
>>13436178
If that's what you want. I'll prepare another session of magical brainwashing for you
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>>13436199
>not wanting twilight to almost belly flop on the way to class so you can catch her
>not hitting it off from there
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>>13436204
Jeez, who is this anon and why does he have such little self control.
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>>13436214
Can I be exiled to Ponyville?
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>>13436059
>Rarity witnesses Twilight's first estrus in Ponyville
>She's more experienced, of course, but the sheer IMAGINATION Twilight has!
>Not to mention the raw, desperate sex drive.
>The next year, she manages to get her heat cycle synched up with Twilight's.
>She doesn't properly remember everything that happened that week, but neither of them can stand up properly.
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>>13436204
Man, what's wrong with spoiler tags lately? Every time I try to nest them it fucks up somewhere along the line
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>>13436163
Needs the WPSHH! guy behind her
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>>13436214
This is so out of character it hurts
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>>13436214
Well, either way it's time for sleep. Goodnight!
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>>13436220
>Celestia sitting next to you on the bed
>talking to you with that angelic voice of hers
>"little self control"
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>>13436163
noted, thanks for the crits m8, i'll try and push it further next time
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>>13436183
Your pain amuses me.
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>>13436222
No, I exile you /from/ Ponyville. You're allowed to live here as long as you worship the one true princess
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>>13436242
Worst princess 0/10 would not lose control around
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>>13436212
>>13436195
I've tried whole milk and maple syrup. It blends about as well as chocolate milk.

I just pray none of the ponies are dumb enough to try that
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>>13436236
excellent
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>>13436251
>worst princess
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>>13436239
Goodnight!
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>>13436256
It's applejack's favourite drink.
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>>13436239
No, it's a terrible night.
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>tfw rose will never show us her tits again
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>>13436276
Rose has terrible tits anyway.
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>>13436276
Think she'll show us her ass next?
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Sex with fluttershy

>OH YES
>HARDER
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>FILL MY FILTHY CLOACA WITH YOUR GOOPY GOAT SEMEN
>what
>YOUR GOOPY GOAT SEMEN
>BAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13436264
why not sleep with both
nonsexually
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>>13436286
Because Celestia and Luna sleep at different times.
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>>13436284
>google cloaca

I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED
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>>13436296
yeah well
says you
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>>13436286
I would. Oh god, I would so hard.

I hope they don't have any bed sheets
So I have an excuse to have one of them spread a wing over me
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>>13436304
>You will never be the meat in a princess pony sandwhich.
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>>13436304
They'd do it anyways under the sheets.
nonsexually
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>>13436304
>>So I have an excuse to have one of them spread a wing over me
>we will never have a chance to have Questanon sleep under Celestias wing again
It hurts
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>>13436286
>the two princesses dare not ignore the lanky predator
>the showers of affection it receives must never end
>if what happened to the deer is any indication, a lonely human is not to be trusted
>if they keep showing it love maybe it will eat cadence first instead
>they can only hope
>luna and celestia each extend a wing and embrace the carnivore as it finishes a song
>"oh exotic bard, do regale me with more of your fantastic earth songs!"
>"yes, we'd love to hear more! your culture is so"
>"fascinating!"
>"yes!"
>anon smiles with a blush and starts singing dragonforce
>equestria is safe
>for now
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>>13436315
And then they have sex with you.
Nonsexually.
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>>13436317
I haven't read the quest yet.
Please tell me this happened at one point.
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>>13436320
>starts singing dragonforce
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>>13436320
OH SHIT THEY KNOW ABOUT THE VENISON JERKY
I THOUGHT THAT WAS WELL HIDDEN
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>>13436059
>>13436223
> They think "stitching nine" s such a good idea
> It all fit spoons-style last year, but Twilight's just a touch taller and longer since the Ascension
> And ever so stronger, her grinding down Rarity's horn alone "crouching horse" style is killing poor Rarity's neck
> They no longer line up just right laying side-to-side, always nudging just so to try to get their horns pressed against their wetness
> It's such brutal teasing this time of year, they both need it. Every bit of them is singing like a harp, it needs to snap, the fire s just pouring from beneath their tails and no firehose - another misstep
> They eventually begin to take turns, slaking each other entirely even as their own rekindles
> The boutique floor is spongy for weeks
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>>13436051
>excessive cum
But isn't that 3/5 existing zebra OCs already?
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>>13436320
>Eventually anon eats cadence
>Thankfully he decides pony tastes terrible and goes on to ravish the gryphon kingdom, opening a new chain of fast food restaurants
>>
pinkie pie
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>>13436324
Dispassionate sex with princess celestia!
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>>13436327
It does.

Spoiler: Celestia steals your blanket and hides it in her saddle bag so you are cold an night and have to sleep next to her.

We should just kidnap Smanon and have him writing a never ending waifuquest. He writes an amazing Celestia
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>>13436338
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>>13436344
Oh man I'm excited now. I gotta start on that quest. I didn't want to join in at the end.
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>>13436331
> "I got that at a gas station before I got here. It's not even very good-"
> "YOU MEAN YOU KNOW "BETTER"?
> They get even angrier at the wet-roasted peanuts.
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>>13436352
Keep a pack of tissues close to you
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>>13436335
>Fast forward five years
>Griffon-fil-a is a smash hit with dogs and changelings
>ponies refuses to support it because the company's official stance on human-pony marriage is "it's aaaaawright"
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>>13436357
Deer heart jerky is fucking delicious. Best jerk you'll ever have.
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If a girlfriend doesn't want to have sex or be touched or spend the night at your apartment, but says she's very happy with you, she's lying, right?

Should I break up with her if I can't even kiss her for more than 2 seconds?
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>>13436360
Uh.
What kind of bodily fluids are you expecting.
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>>13436369
Tears.
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>>13436366
yes
or maybe not
i don't know because i have no experience with women
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>>13436366
She's disappointed because your clitoral hood is not prehensile enough to satisfy her penis

Find a girlfriend with a less demanding penis
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>>13436365
Heart jerky? Not sure if I could get the rest of the family on board for that. How's it seasoned? Is it nice and tough?
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>>13436366
Maybe she's asexual?
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>>13436365
> You tell them as much
> One of the most hardened of the guards vomits instantly, spraying down his shield
> Celestia very quietly clips, "You should not say that around the Deer delegation, I think."
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>>13436366
She either has some psychological problems or uses you as walking ATM
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>>13436371
Oh good. Okay.
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>>13436379
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>>13436389
pffhaha
oh man, if those are the kinds of reactions a predator would get I think I would love messing with the ponies
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>>13436139
several
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>>13436366
Depends on alot of factors anon. Mostly you probably shouldn't ask a bunch of guys who constantly write about how much they love fictional characters for relationship adfice.
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>>13436396
Oh my.
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>>13436378
Generic jerky flavouring. Cumin, cider vinegar, a dash of cayenne, salt, maybe some honey, pepper to taste.

it's great.
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>>13436391
Throughout most of the quest I was like "aww, thats cute".

But two of the sessions really had me bawling
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>>13436390
I've asked her if she was molested or raped and she laughed heartily.

As for the money thing, her parents are loaded and she OFFERED me money when I lost my job. I denied it and had to explain to her why I couldn't except it. She called me sexist for it.
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>>13436405
I only got into it at the end.

Seemed neat.
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>>13436395
humans are actually really shitty predators

i mean we kill things and then cut them up instead of eating them right away. the other predators would laugh at you.
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>>13436405
Anon stop, I can't start reading now it's already 5am.
My sleep schedule is so fucked.
>>
has MLPG ever tasted cow eyeball?
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>>13436415
For being so shitty we sure managed to conquer the planet well enough.
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>>13436414
I think there were a bunch of people in the last thread which hadn't really participated before.

It was kind of annoying because some of them gave their best to make stupid suggestions and kill the atmosphere.
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>>13436422
I can't say I've ever eaten eyeballs, no. I've never actually eaten any organs.
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>>13436423
If you lost your spear, gun, speargun, and gunspear you would be out of luck.
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>>13436410
Yeah, you're right. She's obviously lying and doesn't like you. You should definitely break up with her.
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>>13436415
>animals in the wild eat immediately because the food will rot quickly

>we preserve the food as long as we want so we can say: "Eh, I'll finish it later"


kill yourslef
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>>13436344
Link?
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>>13436432
Good thing i have my spearspear
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>>13436417
If it's 5 AM already anyway there's no point in sleeping.

I haven't really slept since the quest ended
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>>13436431
Go buy some chicken livers faggot
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>>13436432
Our ability to take a simple stick or rock and brutally murder things with them is what makes us dangerous.
Our ability to weaponize virtually everything.
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>>13436443
>We can kill a man with a piece of styrofoam

Our potential is really cool
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>>13436437
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.html

I think one of the threads is broken but you can easily find it in the heinessen archive because of the thread titel
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>>13436441
I feel as though I should kill my own animal for it's organs and meat.
I'll have to get a couple deer this year.
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>>13436450
There was one man who killed a bear by shoving his fist down it's throat and suffocating it.
Well, it more so passed out, then he took a rock and beat it's head in.
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>implying you wouldn't be arrested on your first day in equestria for hugging without consent
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Why do you fuckers always have to get on the topic of meat?
I always leave these damn threads hungry.
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>>13436459
Couldn't it bite his arm off?
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>>13436459
This.

This is why we came out on top.

That, and cooking our meat to make bigger brains
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>>13436450
You know we really could, kill with styrofoam I mean. I think it's tied to that part of our brain that works with the whole "If you only have a hammer everything looks like a nail." Only instead if you need something dead everything looks like a weapon.
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>>13436443
...
Why don't we weaponize ponies?
Their bodies can support huge amounts of punishment, a shit load more than we can, and with all their abilities they can make much better soldiers than us given the same equipment.
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>>13436410
How old is your girlfriend. Assuming she's twenty something and refuses to be touched by you or even kiss you properly, there isn't really another option than 'psychological problem' or 'she can't stand you and dates you for another reason'
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>>13436460
But they hug unbidden all the time, you toe-tapping faggot.
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>>13436460
I would never hug pone without consent.
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>>13436464
I have no idea, you'd think. But apparently it couldn't close it's jaws tight enough.
I don't think the guy even sustained any injuries.
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>>13436464
When you're choking, you're probably more concerned with gagging it back up then going video-game-monster mode and biting the arm off

Bears are dumb
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>>13436453
Glorious happy thank yous upon your family anon
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>>13436460
>soon you are moved into solitary confinement
>because your inmates constantly complained about you sneaking up on them and hugging them
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>>13436467
because weak psychologically
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>>13436467
What if they turn on us?
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>>13436466
I imagine that I could shove a piece down their throat, then just punch their lungs until they suffocate.

Can't think of much else.
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>>13436490
What if they turn us on?
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>>13436490
Light em' up.
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>>13436495
Punch them in the throat.
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>>13436496
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>>13436481
>Eventually your guard find you trying to hug yourself
>They have to regularly hose you down
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QUICK, MLPG

HOW DO YOU KILL A MAN WITH A TENNIS SHOE

NO LACES
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>>13436490
Ponies don't even comprehend murder. Not even the pony-like changelings thought of killing cadence, and the pony solution to world destroying gods is turning them into stone and then turning them back for a few days of hanging out with a powerless pegasus.

They're utopia dwellers, they're not going to want to be involved with a war in the first place.
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>>13436510
>anon dies of hug starvation
>"All he wanted, was love..."
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>>13436513
Down the throat.
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I want war in Equestria to leave
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>>13436513
get behind him, pull upwards from below his nose with the inside of the shoe, then elbow his neck using the leverage to break his brain stem
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>>13436523
I want predator in Equestria to return.

I'm hungry.
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>>13436513
Smack him up the nose and send fragments of bone into his brain

if that doesn't work, hit him in the throat hard enough to cause his trachea to collapse

if he's still alive, put it on your foot and curbstomp him until his brains leak out
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>>13436513
Sharpen it to a point and stab him to death with the tennis shoe.
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>>13436515
The Ursa and Cerberus looked kinda dangerous though.
Same for the Hydra

Actually, random stupid beasts seem to be a much bigger threat than the god of chaos
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>>13436513
Kick him.
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>>13436515
One of Twilight's first thought when seeing her future self which seemed she went trough a lot of shit and looked like missing an eye was a war. And she wasn't really fazed by the idea.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>13436535
I can't believe I didn't think of this
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>>13436481
>anon is feared in pony jail because he will hug without warning and at random
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>>13436534
That are easily put down by a stern talking to.
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>>13436548
> this anon will never kiss Peaches ;_;
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>>13436535
GENIUS
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>>13436535
Without laces the shoe flies off, now you have a sore toe. In a couple days the blackened toenail will fall off and you'll be in agony for a week.
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>>13436536
>pony war isn't deadly
>it's just really unpleasant
>the average soldier gets hit with more than five hundred water balloons in a day
>the confetti cannons lightly scorch anyone who gets too close
>there are still veterans with tails still pinned to their butts
>one poor soul got bruised when an enemy soldier threw a piñata at him
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>>13436555
Why the fuck would I want to kiss Peaches.
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>>13436550
The Hydra not really, they just ran away from that one.
And for the Ursa they needed one of their most powerful magicians, and it was even just an Ursa minor.

Cerberus seemed to be quite easy to calm down though, yeah.
>>
Am I the only one that think's it's kind of weird that the only ponies that directly acknowledge Pinkie Pie's existence are unicorns?
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>>13436570
What?
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>>13436566
Humans would have dealt with all those things long ago with liberal use of ARTILLERY.
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>>13436570
Yes
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>>13436570
What about Dash in Gryphon the Brush Off?
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>>13436574
Like in Sweet and Elite, Fancypants said her name after being prompted by Rarity, but in Wonderbolt Academy, literally no one said her name once
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>>13436575
> LIBRUL
Get out, eco-fag.
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>>13436575
>they also hit the orphanage by accident
>first they tried to label it as a terrorist hide out, then they said the orphans died for the greater good
>Celestia would have none of it
>humans are now banned from Equestria for all of eternity
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>>13436579
watch it again
Dash never speaks directly to her

it's kind of weird once you notice it
>>
HUMAN FACTS

Humans have five prehensile penises on each foreleg
Humans eat the babies of non-humans for fun
Humans eat everything. Literally everything.
Especially babies.
Human would not have sex with you.
There are several different races of humans. This doesn't matter. They all eat babies.
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>>13436575
>Artillery

We drove a species of frenzied elephants to extinction with sticks
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>>13436592
FREED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ORPHANS
YOU'RE WELCOME
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>>13436596
>Human would not have sex with you.
Looks like you got your facts mixed up.
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>>13436596
I'd eat babby.
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U-uunf
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>>13436596
>you will never prepare a delicious meal of your foals to serve the human diplomat
>the human will never rape you in to submission as thanks for your cooking
>you will never become pregnant with their mutant hellspawn
>the human will never return several months later in order to harvest their children to be eaten at festival
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>>13436613
oh boy I sure do love simulating handicaps
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>>13436596
Look Spike, I know you don't like that Rarity chose a human over you but come on. At least try?
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>>13436596
> They think we're some sort of Sergal thing
> A human finally arrives in Equestria, they think we're some sort of ape
> "Wait, what are you?"
> "American."
> You never see the arrow through your skull
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>>13436594
Yes she does.
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>>13436613
is the stick just for balance or does she have trouble walking without it
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>>13436592
>Humans don't care
>Humans stay in equestria anyways
>Celestia gets sort of mad but doesn't do anything
>Celestia is deposed and replaced with DEMOCRACY two weeks later
>The sun fails to come up for a week while the equestrian congress repeatedly votes down the resolution to raise the sun because of the ever persistent"legalize human consumption of babies" rider
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>>13436622
wat
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>>13436626
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>>13436622
>or notice it
>or die from it
>god bless your mushy american brains
>open up a mcdonalds and drive sugarcube corner out of business
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>>13436621
> Spike chokes back hot tears, "S-so what if he has great hair."
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>>13436631
why would a McDonalds drive a bakery out of business
they're two completely different businesses
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>>13436640
You added sweets and baked goods to the menu.

CAPITALISM
>>
go to bed shotaball
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>>13436632
But he doesn't even have a mustache

how could he have great hair without a great mustache
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>>13436640
Because Burgers can easily replace breakfast, dinner, lunch, desert, bread, soup whatever
Sugercube corner is obsolete.
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>>13436656
This is what Americans actually believe.
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>>13436596
You know, baby animals actually are really tasty.

If you get them young enough, they're so small and tender you can cram them down your throat whole.
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>>13436656
SOYLENT MCDONALDS IS PONIES
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>>13436656
oh no
i feel as if i can...sense ross
lurking in the shadows
a chill
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>>13436665
Oh? You've actually eaten baby animals? Like what, fawns?
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>>13436631
>pull the arrow out of your skull
>put on an American flag hat to cover the wound
>seek out the nearby pony with the bow and an archery cutie mark
>tussle their mane, give them the arrow and tell them to be more careful
>they could really hurt someone with that thing, you know?
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>>13436664
Tell that to the rest of the world. You know, the one currently eating our shit up like it's gold on a bun.

I hope they can hear you over the burgers coming out their ears
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>>13436662
I kinda wish I could draw humans
I'd draw myself snuggling with my waifu all day long
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>>13436677
Ducks, fawns, lamb
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>>13436654
> Spike may have a moustache, but it will always be fake. There's no competing with real mammalian stubble over those SMUG cheekbones of Rarity's human boyfriend
> He takes a sander to his facial scales to "roughen up" but it just looks like scabs and plaques
> Rarity keeps giving him cream to smooth out his face again, but there's just no telling Spike anything
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>>13436684
You know, we really don't have any human/luna going around.
At all.
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>>13436685
I'd actually be interested in fawn.
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>>13436699
That would probably be the second most frequently thing I'd draw.
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>>13436707
>somewhere right now, a tear rolls down ArtAnons cheek
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>>13436679
> Anon literally lucks into being the most even-handed and caring person
> But at the cost of being constantly nearly assassinated and misreading the occasional lynch mob
> He is the most popular "fall back" for fucking because the mares know he'll never talk shop with the stallions
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>>13436707
I believe young deer is banned
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>>13436709
Figures.
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>eating babies

you've gone too far, MLPG
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>>13436726
What, that other anon is right. They'd be so tender.
Sorry, I'm just really hungry right now.
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yolo
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>>13436719
That only matters if you're caught.
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>>13436726
Shut up sergal

I'll eat your rapebabies you fucking fluffball
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>>13436726
I would probably eat babies if it would get me into equestria.
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>>13436717
>he has sucked every single dick in ponyville
>several times
>he doesn't get why mares keep coming on to him
>most of the dicksuckings were in public
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>>13436731
11/10
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>>13436725
I'm not quite sure what that word means in this context, sorry.
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>>13436723
They would steal everything because they are trying to get a JRPG Protagonist cutie mark
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>>13436731
AND THEN RARITY POLISHED ALL OF SPIKES SCALES AND GAVE HIM A MANI/PEDI WITH HER VAGINA
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>>13436742
"Can't draw it" usually means "never happening."
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>>13436749
>YOU GONNA GET POLISHED
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>>13436742
He's being dismissive of your Anon x Luna, in favor of the purity of his dark princes waifu
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>>13436756
I can draw though.Well, kinda. Just not humans.
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>>13436747
And then he took a bullet to the k nee
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>>13436761
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>>13436766
Humans are easy. They're ponies with hands and feet
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>>13436747
>The man punched a woman nearby, stole her purse then proceeded to turn to the police and said: No. It's cool. I'm the thane of Whiterun
I can't stop laughing.
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>>13436766
Can you draw dorfs?
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>>13436747
That's fucking wonderful.
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>>13436783
>what are faces that aren't abstracted a lot
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>>13436761
NMM is better for cuddling than Luna anyway
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>>13436795
GIT GUD SCRUB
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Anon the human, walking through ponyville eating a baby sandwich, trying hard not to trip over discarded pony eyeballs while a mob tries to lynch him and fuck him at the same time

Then we begin the story chistery wrote last night
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>>13436803
i am m8
im tryin
>>
Does someone called heireau post here?
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>>13436805
I'm pretty sure he never ate babies.

It's possible some affected mothers killed their children with steak knives, I always kept it pretty vague so it wouldn't get all "CRAAAAWLING INNN MY SKIIINNN"
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>>13436766
Start with spheres and cylinders to understand the shapes. Gestures to get poses and action poses down. Gestures have no detail so there's no worry.
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>>13436805
human should eat flowers
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>>13436826
What kind of flowers?
Some don't taste very good.
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>>13436826
flower and baby sandwich sounds pretty tasty
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>>13436826
I love it when our garden blooms chive flowers
they look so nice in salads and are very tasty
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>>13436805
> hue hue hue sex anon curse always funny!
It's not, man
It's like the webcomic we all tried to make at 14 and mercifully realized we had no talent
Jay Naylor was the exception
The rotten exception
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>>13436829
Tiger lilies are breti gud, and ponies carry them around in their hair all the time. It's like a buffet.
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>>13436805
i never realized how edgy anon was until now
sergals are less edgy than this.
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>>13436852
Well this Anon, different from Anon or Anon.
Oh fuck
We're making Smurfs
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>>13436852
Anon wasn't always this edgy

Then chistery happen

Now you can shave with anon
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>>13436848
alright, tiger lilies are okay.
Wouldn't pony get upset if I ate flowers out of her hair though?
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>>13436852
>tfw I like sergals aside from the fetish stuff
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>>13436864
pony would be kind of turned on
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>>13436864
>>13436876
>defloration kink
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>>13436862
> that Anon
> edgy
Dude just wants to not rot in prison forever
There's like nothing in Anon's character that's edgy
Just the fact that he's poison, like a really cute poison frog that makes you seize and choke to death
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>>13436872
>tfw I like ponies aside from the fetish stuff.
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>>13436864
they would probably expect you to buy them a new flower at some point
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You, Applejack, Big Mac, Granny Smith, and Applebloom are all sitting around after a hearty dinner. The conversation is pleasant, but inevitably, inexorably, Granny Smith steers the conversation toward how close you and Applejack are sitting-- as much out of genuine interest as to embarrass Applejack, it would seem. But Applejack is having none of it; she had a bit too much of the strong stuff at dinner, it seems, and she's sneaking adventurous pokes and caresses whenever she thinks her family isn't looking.

What do.

Human or pony?
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pony will only kiss you if you can beat ecco the dolphin in one sitting on hard
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>>13436891
VOMIT ANGRILY
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>>13436872
mick39 wrote a few short stories about them none of which involve vore all of which are kind of shitty one of which is partially translated
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>>13436891
Politely ask Applejack to stop.
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>>13436896
looks like I'm not kissing pony

I'll just find a different one with lower standards
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>>13436891
Human. I'm human. And she'd better be a pone.
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>>13436891
FART FURIOUSLY
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>>13436795
>what is joke
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>>13436905
it is customary throughout pony society!
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>>13436897
>not DRY HEAVING in pleasure
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>>13436891
Look a bit helpless and embarrassed. You're too sober for this
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>>13436891
LEAVE TABLE AND GO EAT DINNER WITH BETTER PONIES
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>>13436896
I think I had that one for my GameGear
I'm sure I can make it with a motivation like that
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>>13436896
Alright then.
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>>13436912
Anon. Anon please.

This isn't Peaches Prong, it's the worst possible Earthie
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>>13436891
Human, of course.
I laugh it off.
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Think Tara Strong likes it anal?
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>>13436917
THIS
I PROPOSE TO EAT DINER WITH RARITY AND HER FAMILY
LATER WE SHOULD ACCEPT RARITY'S MOM OFFER TO SHOW US RARITY'S BABY PICTURES
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>>13436896
Fuck it.
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>>13436911
then I will find a pony with a special talent in counter-culture and break the taboo

or go make out with zebra or griffons or something
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>>13436927
>Think Tara Strong likes it anal?
How else would she squeak like Timmy Turner?
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>>13436917
>>13436928
>We
>Anon was in fact a group of a dozens of Anons
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>>13436932
griffons want you to beat ecco the dolphin 2
and the zebras demand that you beat bubsy 3d
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>>13436891
Shoot her a "stop it" look, but only after a poke yourself. The family doesn't seem to mind it but it's starting to hut.

She's got some hard hooves.
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>>13436936
>Anon is basically the Beagle Boys of races
>No-one is successfull at tellign them apart
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>>13436940
Man, I can't remember the name of this pony. Help me, MLPG!
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>>13436936
Nah.
There's only one Anon. We're a bunch of anons in his head around a table
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>>13436940
when will ponies learn to use a camera
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>>13436946
Penki
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>>13436936
Anon has a multiple personality disorder.
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>>13436936
As faggy as it sounds, I've always pictured Anon (The single individual) refering to himself in plural, since he's usually the conduit and avatar of a bunch of different guys
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>>13436944
* hurt
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>>13436943
why does everyone in this world have such shit taste in videogames
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>>13436900
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>13436946
Poinky poi
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>>13436956
Did they kiss so hard and so long that their mouths fused?
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>>13436956
Pony should kiss pony
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>>13436961
no.
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>>13436955
It's like an aggregate. You try to marry all of the votes and suggestions available to sit in for both a reasonable person and the crazy shit people come up with. So yeah, Anon is meant as a reader stand-in.

VOMIT ELOQUENTLY is one of the best I've ever seen.
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Would rarity like the eloquence of your vomit?
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>>13436936
We are all anon.
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>>13436966
hello new fetish
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>>13436982
except for mewball

he gets to be a short, loser immigrant that tries and fails to get it on with lyra and bon
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>>13436973
Chis, you got a skype?
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>>13436968
> Celestia wants this moment to last forever
> and for a time, it does
I JUST MADE MY OWN HEART HURT
WHY
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>>13436991
ANuS ;;;
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>>13436991
ponke pue
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>>13436989
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>>13436997
It's kinda horrifying when you realize that the 'muh waifu' joking isn't actually joking anymore
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>>13436991
HITLER
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>>13437006
>anymore
You're a couple years late
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>celestiafags
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>>13436993
Yeah, but the mic is busted, no headset. AND no password.

Sorry. Have a rarity fashion guide.
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>>13436902
>>13436906
>>13436915

Pony.

You ask Applejack, delicately as you can, to stop, covering your tracks by pointing out Applebloom is sitting right next to you, and it would hardly be appropriate for her to see. Applejack huffs and retreats back to the other side of the couch, but she doesn't stop looking at you with heavily-lidded, come-hither eyes; it's a look that says "Applebloom's bedtime is in thirty minutes."

Granny Smith either hasn't picked up on this most recent exchange, or decided to ignore it to save you dealing with Big Mac. "Now, y're, gonna stay the night, ain't'cha? I don't hardly never get to make my apple flapjacks anymore. It's a real treat t' cook fer someone who APPRECIATES it", she finishes, casting a look around the room at her grandchildren.

"Yeah! He can sleep in my treehouse." Appleboom seems excited, at any rate.

Applejack looks toward you with a lazy, feline grin. "Oh, I don't know. I think he's mighty anxious to get outta here."
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>>13437013
No, I meant for myself. I used to say it jokingly.
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>>13436991
JENGA
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>>13436991
Garnet
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>>13437017
You only need the third of those things, but ok
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Pinkie Pie
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>>13437004
go to sleep
i've yet to go through half of the music list you sent me
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>>13437033
PANKA PA
PONKALICIOUS
THE PENK
EL PONKO
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>>13437033
Alright, so that's the name of the vector.
But what's the name of the pony it represents?
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>>13437033
Twilight Sparkle
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>>13437006
I don't have Celestia even a little as a waifu. It's more that I realized she can hold on to a first kiss with someone, someone she's been hoping for. One who fits just so against her and with lips berry-sweet.

With her magic she can make the warm buzzing elation stretch on for ever
One
Lit t tle
Kis ss ss
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You can't choose your waifu, right?

What if your waifu isn't a pony, or rediv, or a raperaptor xtream, or a gryphon, or a dragon, or a dog?

Would you guys be mad if I told you my waifu was a human? Be honest pls.
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>>13437051
I would think it's a little weird and hope that you even post them here
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>>13437051
Bah, my waifu is a magic cat.
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>>13437051
>>>/tv/
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>>13437054
>even
*never
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>>13437020
Look at Big Mac. Is his face reder?
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>>13437051

is it Mascha? it's okay if it's Mascha.
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>>13437020
Is Big Mac going to pound my ass nonsexually
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>>13437051
pls, my waifu is two raperaptors And even I think you're disgusting
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>>13437051
Just because you don't choose your waifu doesn't mean you don't have shit taste.
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>>13437020
Mull the treefort, say something nice about Granny's cooking. Avoid underscoring that you're probably going to spend the night. Big Mac kicks things for a living.
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http://derpibooru.org/423398
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sergal pony
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>>13437084
I'LL GET THE BOLTER
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>>13437084
KILL IT WITH
FIRE
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>>13437088
>>13437090
it's too late
sergal pony has already hugged you
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Isn't My Little Pony a little girl's show?
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>>13437094
aww, it's friendly

can I ride on sergal pony's back?
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>>13437094
Fine, I'll cuddle the pony.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T KILL IT LATER.
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>>13437020
Plead with your eyes. You had no idea Applejack would ever be on the prowl, certainly not at a family dinner.
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Sergal pony was shining armor all along

Shining armor invites you to a game of hypserspace hyperwars 5.3e with him and some guys from the guard
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New horse where?
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>>13437105
>5.3e

shit taste. 4e was the best.
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>>13437105
okay, but I've never played before

and I still want to ride the pony
is that an option
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Chistery CDCQuest where?
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>>13437122
>>13437122
>>13437122
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>EQG is canon
>"flash sentry will not be a character in s4"
>s4

Meghan will do it again. You know she will. Flash will return, oh yes...
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>>13437128
Don't be an idiot
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>>13437127
you screwed up the subject line but I don't think it matters
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I want to wordfilter sergal to sweetie belle
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>>13437138
What do you mean?
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>>13437062
>>13437070
>>13437079

You throw a quick glance at Big Mac from the corner of your eye. He's sitting forward in his seat slightly now, but doesn't betray any outward emotions. However, you know from personal experience that he rarely betrays his thoughts, so that means little.

Weaving an intricate verbal tango, you compliment your host and both accept and refuse the offer to spend the night at the same time, making a joke-that-might-not-be-a-joke thanking Applebloom for her treehouse and promising to take good care of it. This leaves everyone happy, as far as you can tell.

Big Mac is the first to leave, mentioning how he has to get up early tomorrow morning, though for what you're not entirely sure. The main harvest has ended, and there's not an awful lot of work that needs doing tomorrow. Before he leaves, he gives you a significant tilt of his head, and his meaning is clear: "You watch yourself, boy."

Applebloom is the next to go, shepherded off to bed by her big sister, complaining loudly all the way down the hall and up the stairs. Granny beams toward you with a crooked smile. "I'll show you t' yer room now, if you want. But don't worry, I ain't about t' send you off to bed too!" It appears she thought you were joking about the treehouse.
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>>13437138
sweetiebelle is a very large pony with an unusual genitalia situation?
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>>13437147
We've had some sort of obsession with sweetie belle as of late

But it's okay because she's the best CMC
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>>13437157
>sweetie belle's prehensile hair____
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>>13437178
>she uses it to brush dirt off picnic tables
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>>13437188
>because using her prehensile clitoral hood for that would be gross
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>>13437094
Is it

Is it hugging me with it's prehensile clitoris?
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>>13437337
no

don't be weird
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anon loev twiley
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>>13438082
I love Twilight.
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Twilight a shit
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I love Twilight Sparkle.


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