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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Sleepy horses edition.

Old tired horse:
>>13424264
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>>13429603
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>rape
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posting sleepiest horse
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Carrier has arrived
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>you will never travel around the galaxy nailing cute chubby bunny milfs and other odd creatures
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Now explain to me why this image exists
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Horses aren't ready to go to bed.

Also thinking of what to draw.
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erf
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>>13429375
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>>13429641
Draw something that contains emotion.
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>>13429639
How can they help?
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>>13429641
CMC braid train
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>>13429640
Because fetishes?
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>>13429641
Texanon centaur
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>>13429625
> blushing that hard through orange
What if the real 'tell' isn't a facial flush but their ears pulling back kitty-style
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>>13429640
because the toy crossover potential was there
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>>13429641
stuff
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>>13429640
There's a lot of images that need an explanation
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>>13429401
Treating me as an object and not as a colt, humans truly are despicable creatures.
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horses ready to go to sleep and have sweet happy dreams of receiving anal
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>>13429677
that one really does not.

It's clear that the goal was comedy.
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>>13429677
ASS-TO-ASS!
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I'm going to have sex with Rainbow Dash and none of you can stop me.
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>>13429641
Pony dancing or scrunch.
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>>13429692
no shit
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>>13429680
oh piss off and suck my dick
that's about as good as you'll ever do
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>>13429684
Except Fluttershy
She gets to dream of fucking all her friends in the butt
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>>13429677
Man, decent pony plushies were way harder to get back in 2011
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>>13429695
Just hope she's clean!
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>>13429663
I'm not seeing it
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>>13429694
Uhh, I'm not with him
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>>13429667
Did you ask for that yesterday?
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>>13429695
Fuck, do what you will. But, uh, you DO know that...you know what, never mind.

You do know that, uh, that, Rainbow Dash is worst pone, right?
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>>13429680
Colt x femanon handjob when?

ORAL WHEN?
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>>13429713
>Dash's feminine hygiene
>Being good
crusty cunt flakes
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>>13429695
What about RD herself?
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>>13429680
Frosty pls
Go back to fucking your head assassin.
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So, MLPG. Katie Cook and Andy Price were at a local con this weekend, and at a panel, they said these things I found interesting regarding the MLP comic. If any of this is old news, I do apologize.

*Their first draft of the Rarity Micro ended up being a season 4 episode someone else wrote, so they had to start from scratch.

*They're off the book at issue 13, but are back around issue 16/17 for another 4 issue arc

*Katie Cook (writer) was given a "ban" on using discord because of plans they had for him in the show. Now that S3 is done, she said that might be done soon.

*Katie also expressed the desire to create her own villain for an arc

*Though they said "No comment" and visibly struggled not to say anything, they hinted at Cook/Price's involvement in a Luna micro issue.

*Tony Fleecs (artist for Fluttershy Micro) showed off an in progress page for the MLP annual (Equestria Girls). Applejack was sad.


That's all.
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>>13429677
You ain't seen nothing
http://i.imgur.com/SwS0vYR.jpg
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Anybody want to play some Payday 2?
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Okay, I'm just plum tuckered out after the past three weeks and can't run a makeup session tonight. Would you like to do a double run this Friday and Saturday, the 13th and 14th?
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>>13429603
But it's too early for pony to go to bed
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>>13429603
My little autistic elitist /co/ nostalgic circle jerking general
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>>13429728

Lies and slander
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>>13429677
It's pretty simple
Trixie likes playing with dolls
She's doing it often enough she's getting a thing for the gusset in "Lil' Twi"'s crotch pops a stitch
Opening just ever so much
How the new opening just has pressure and sort of ... pneumatic
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>>13429708
>Fluttershy has this dream at the sleepover
>wakes up before anyone else, sporting a raging poner
>no ponut will be spared
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>>13429748
>Luna micro
yes please
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>>13429753
more like Paygay 2
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>>13429753
fuck off steamchat
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>>13429750
That is both terrible and hilarious
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>>13429750
Likewise.
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>>13429753
I would but it runs like shit on my laptop
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>>13429704
>implying this is my best.

>>13429746
Thats not him
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>>13429786

Would you a steamchat?
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little pone little pone
let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down
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>>13429724
yes
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>King Sombra saving Colgate from King Sombra.
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>>13429748
>issue 16/17 for another 4 issue arc

muh dick
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>>13429654
Twilight's very prestigious and knowledgeable, Applejack's been before and has family in the area, and Pinkie Pie, for her eccentricities, is quite the social bee.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy couldn't make it, so no flying banner advertisement or fashion plating.
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Okay, uh this is gonna sound weird but I fantasized about kissing Peaches, pulled off my pants and found a long thick string of pre down one leg. I hadn't even felt it.

Am I gay, MLPG?
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>>13429641
My request I made to you on April 18.
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>>13429748
Awesome tid-bits, hoping for that Luna Micro.
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>>13429756
heh
that picture is cute
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>>13429824
Anon, if the arc was about your dick I doubt it'd need four issues.
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>>13429844

Fuck you blackmailer.
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>>13429756
>Not licking the pie off him to clean the wound
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>>13429844
>>13429641
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>>13429827
Yes, you're very gay.
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>>13429680
Tell that to your mistress.
Has she kissed you yet?
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>>13429748
>16/17 for another 4 issue arc

Aw yeah.

I take it there was no information about Bates doing more issues, right?
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>>13429827
Probably
Maybe you should let me fuck you to find out
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>>13429756
> As it turns out the whole adventure in Apaloosa was part of a grandiose war re-enactment for First Nations Month.
> The locals think it was kind of nice to change the story line this year.
> The Princess, on the other hand, thinks maybe Twilight and the gang could have bothered to check before almost ruining everyone's RP.
> She thinks that's the worst kind of person.
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>>13429861
Who is Pinkie Pie?!
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>>13429756
okay
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>>13429861
>Med'an
>the incarnation of Derpy in that one Applejack episode
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>>13429748
Cool stuff.
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>>13429871
Not that I heard. Cook, Price, and Fleecs were the only ones there.
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>>13429756
>that picture
>actually having feelings of nostalgia over strams

and that sounds like a mighty fine deal, partner
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>>13429879
Twilight
Twilight please
Reparative therapy doesn't work
> Twilight just knows if she's wrong the guy will never move on to a better, prettier, sexier mare
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>>13429863
I know this is bait, but what?
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>>13429896
>Dash is FtM
UNF
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>>13429731
When I finished drawing more Dash.
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>>13429756
I was wondering if you could do it tonight after how worn out you sounded, but I'm fine with waiting. Hope your life's quieted down a bit!
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>>13429891
>>13429861
Technically Derpy shouldn't exist.

She's sort of a representation of the fandom and the show's relationship. If it weren't for her eye derp in episode 1 she'd just be "Bubbles" the background pony or something.
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>>13429791
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>>13429861
Who is Alicorn Twilight
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>>13429918

It's not bait. You just bought a computer for Tex so you could force him to draw you scat porn.
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>>13429921
She's finally living her dream of becoming a stallion
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>>13429935

I remember when she used to just be a shout out to us. Then the bronies took her.
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>>13429901
That's a bummer.
He's my second favorite artist after Price.
If he brings this level of skill to the MLP books he'd easily pass Price as my favorite on the book.
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>>13429731
pedophile
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>>13429935
really the mistake they made was making her a bit more than a shout-out in that episode
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>>13429791
The art direction is awful except Ralph really would feel at least that awkward
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>>13429896
>>13429952
>>13429921
I almost didn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about.
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Ok, you finally got your wish and got sent to Equestria. Now you have one chance to prove to your favorite pony that you're worth keeping around.
Oh, and it has to be in the form of a pre-existing song from our world.
What do you sing to pony?
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>>13429980
>sonic shit
>>>/da/
>>>/v/
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If you'd like
Help me choose what piece to work on next, I'm getting bored of playing Chopin's Nocturne 20.
http://www.guitarpress.com/sheet.html
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>>13429980
Why does this make me quite this angry?
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>>13429987
>we'll never have another collective melt-down as Rainbow Dash says Derpy
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>>13429861
Who is Sombre, Cadence and Shining armor

Somber was a fucking shitty ass villain who did nothing

Cadence is annoying and out of place

do I even have to say anything about Shining armor
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>>13429819
Just by himself? That's pretty odd to me.
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>>13430016
C'MON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
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>>13430016
All-star by Smash Mouth
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>>13430016
>Fluttershy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ&t=0m32s
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>>13430032

But Shining Armor is husbando
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>>13430042
I just sorta wanted to see it.

If you wanted to draw him doing things or interacting with ponies, that would be dandy.
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>>13430061
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Lemon, are you on?
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>>13430024
You should have also directed me to /co/ since this is from the official comic. But I was just using it to show how talented Bates is when he's drawing things he's used to. He mentioned a few times that the Pinkie Pie micro was his first time drawing ponies.

>>13430026
You hate the Sonic franchise and are upset that he's beating up a series of robot masters with little struggle, while ignoring how well drawn, inked, and colored the picture is?
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>>13430016
Pinkie Pie

HELLO MY HONEY
HELLO MY BABY
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
HONEY MY HEART'S ON FIRE, SEND ME A CALL BY WIRE
IF YOU REFUSE ME, HONEY YOU LOSE ME
THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE SO BABY
TELEPHONE
AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWWWWWWN
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>>13430073

Just leave.
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>>13430042
Can you at least respond to me?
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>>13430072
Celestia acting anything other than a role model teacher thing is odd to me
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>>13430072
best nickname
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>>13430079
I think maybe it bugs me because there are quite so many bosses in one place, but I guess you're half-right.

I maintain Price is a fantastic artist. I didn't say it was a bad picture, just somehow ANGERING
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>>13430016
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkod0GA5Qj8

Will pony like me?
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>>13430095

>please respond

You have reached max beta autism now Sentenal. It's time to kill yourself.
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>>13430095
fuck off
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>>13430073
Yes?
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>>13430095
Would you take the hint already?
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>>13429967
As far as the show staff is concerned all adult fans of the show are "bronies". They appreciate us and love how we embraced their show. In turn they embraced "our" gray pegasus.

Derpy is about you, Anon. Each and every one of us. It's the people who work on the show saying they acknowledge and love you for caring about what they do.

That clumsy gray horse is a symbol and she'll never lose all the meaning she's gained. Good or bad.

>>13430029
I remember my friend called me at work. He told me to not look at anything and watch the episode immediately. Said something really big happened. Said it was right in the beginning. He said I would know what it is when it happened.

I lost my shit.
I showed my little sister.
She lost her shit.

All over one pony.
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>>13430079
this thread is shit enough
i don't want even more shit in it
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if that anon is still here, flutterballerina.
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>>13430090
>That fucking KSP video
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>>13430073
Every day I like you even less.
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>>13430109
Time/Zone fuckery.
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>>13430131
That is adorable
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>>13430120
>responding
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>>13430131
d'aww
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>>13430099
Even a role model teacher is capable of love
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>>13430131
that's adorable
im gonna have to draw that fluts after i eat
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>>13430109
>I think maybe it bugs me because there are quite so many bosses in one place

It's because of time manipulation shenanigans and they are also directly outside of Wily/Eggman's fortress.
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>>13430042
He's not the only one but
Please don't give Sent what he wants
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>>13430131
Cute.
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>>13430131
But why not make her happy? I get that her character is about being shy, but still.
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>>13430131
This is the greatest
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>>13430095
I doubt I could create anything that's relative to what you've done for me, but I can try after some practice.
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>>13430152
I can't see her expressing that much
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>>13430131
Hey Jalm
Can you post all your work for last 2-3 months?
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>>13430146
>>13430158
Why is that?
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>>13421846

>tfw you can't like Cynder unironically because you're automatically related to this retard
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>>13430106
I know. I'm sad we won't be able to call her that any more.
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>>13430016
IF YOU GOT A BIG OL BOOTY AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CUTIE
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>>13430188
He's a lobster. Sort of fun to look at and keep in a tank but it doesn't mean he's not a bottom-feeder.
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JRPG > WRPG
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>>13430131
That looks awesome.
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>Season 4
>Celestia is worried that making Twlight a princess was a horrible mistake.
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>>13430051
>>13430079
Ben's pretty cool, and he worked well with Ted Anderson.

But anyway, if the pirate arc's 4 issues, that would just put Price and Cook after Brenda Hickey (artist, seems to be her first ponies) and Heather Nuhfer get finished.
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>>13430210
Duh
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I'm not gay but there's something about gilda's cum...
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>>13430072
Seeing a woman absolutely madly in love and brought to happy tears is pretty nice

Even if she's a talking horse
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>>13430193
she'll always be Snow White to me
especially since the name was my idea
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>>13430214
hello darkness my old friend
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>>13430215
Man that is so cute.
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>>13430131
DON'T YOU LISSEN TO 'EM FLUTTASHY! YOU'RE A STAH! YOU'RE LIKE A BRIGHT SHINING STAH! AN' YOU'RE GONNA OUTSHINE 'EM ALL!

YOUWAH BYOOTIFUL AN' PERFECT! THE SHOESHINAHS DOWN ON BROADWAY AIN'T GOT NUTTIN' ON YA! YA OUGHTA BE PLAYIN' IN PARIS! IN AN OPERAHOUSE IN ROME! DOSE JERKS AT VAUDEVILLE WILL CLAP FER SOME WHOO-AH IN TIGHTS! DEY DON'T KNOW NUTTIN' ABOUT WHAT YOU AH FLUTTASHY!
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>>13430210
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1300298569/project-phoenix-japans-indie-rpg-feat-aaa-talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XDdNUVGp5NE

https://soundcloud.com/ciaonline
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>>13430131
gosh that's cute
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>>13430210
punched in the face > kicked in the dick
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>>13430210
Nah
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>>13430231
oddly fitting
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>>13430164

because >>13430248

>>13430179
whatever little amount of horse content that I drew and didn't lose when my hard drive crashed is here. http://mlpg.co/art/res/6091.html
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>>13430090
>HONEY MY HEART'S ON FIRE, SEND ME A CALL BY WIRE

Send me a kiss by wire, Honey my heart's on fire
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>>13430188
Just don't listen to those anons.
They're little shits who constantly like to shitpost how 'awful' or 'autistic' Sent is.
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>>13430178
>>13430072
>>13430193
>>13430231
>>13430268
What's stopping you?
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Now in high quality, with bonus page
http://exhentai.org/g/627269/0d65352e86/
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walt kills jesse
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>>13430304
Stopping me what?
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>>13430312
Don't do this man. Not tonight.
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>>13430307
Thanks, Rumble.
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>>13430298
pony doesn't know that
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>>13430214
>We won't witness Twilight struggle with what to do with all of her power
>We'll never see Twilight sacrifice herself to save Equestria, only for us to find out alicorns truly are immortal.
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>>13430304
because the quest is over
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>>13430312
Jesse stays home eating icecream and playing halo.
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>>13430328
i haven't actually seen it yet, just messing with you

OR AM I
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>>13430312
>>13430347
If you remember the beginning of the season you know Walt makes it out alive somehow.
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>>13430341
I don't see the connection.
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JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS WHY WE HAVE SPOILERS

I'M STILL CATCHING UP
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>>13430341
you can still call her that
in your heart
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Would you give a pony a tender thorough fisting?
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>>13430371
if you don't like spoilers get off the internet.
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He grows more pathetic every day.
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>>13430377
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>>13430370
You should send pony far away at speeds approaching the speed of light then use magical teleportation to bring her back. That way relativity keeps her fresh, much more effective than the fridge.
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>>13430248
>tfw you're a beautiful singing ballerina pegasus
>tfw your near-penniless vaudeville manager/agent falls in love with you
>tfw he promises big dreams and will do anything to make you happy even if it means outgrowing him and becoming a star
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>>13430398
I'd still take pony home
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transformation
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>>13430370
>Quest is over
>Questanon lives with Celestia in the castle now
>Gets up for midnight snack
>tip-toes out of the room because he knows Celestia doesn't like it when he sneaks snacks
>Makes it to the kitchen undetected
>Opens fridge
>Celestia's in there
>"I know a good snack you can have..."
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>>13430377
What are you doing? It's back to the Moon with you!
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Why does cumming on pony toys feel so much better?
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>>13430440
I thought Celestia got dead because of magic knife.
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>>13430454
>talking severed head
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>>13430390
> I have no idea how to fold in a simple clear statement or opening for greater response in conversational English.

I can understand trying to extend something about the night, that's her thing. But surely you could stop with "You know, I think the stars are brighter here. Canterlot doesn't have the light pollution, I guess."

She says nothing but you notice strobe in the stars' brightness. You get the suspicion she's enhancing them for the occasion.

Leaveittosentenal.png
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>>13430448
Because when you come on real ponies they kick you in the dick.
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>>13430448

Because it is the closest you will get to pony since you are going to pony hell.
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>>13430372
>tfw no qtpi snow white to snuggle with
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>>13430439
transformation into what
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>>13430440
>"We never got around to that 'taken from behind' part~"
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>>13430454
you might want to read the whole thing
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>>13430439
>feeling your cock slowly lengthen as the glans turns up and flattens
>groaning as your balls sag lower and lower
>shuddering as your feet distort and transform into hooves
>gasping as your ass pushes out, your body lengthening until you've got four legs
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>>13430454
It was more like a sharp rock, really.
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>>13428624
>>13428624
B. Brake you still here?
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What Final Fantasy XIV class would your pony choose?
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>>13430473
What else do you expect from sentenal? Something intelligent or normal?
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>>13430335
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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I see you walkin' round town with the Pony I love, and I'm like FUCK YOU
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>>13430506

Mount.
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>>13430504
Sup
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>>13430506
Fighter. AJ's not complex.
Might go Galka because they're durable folk.
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>>13430506
I dont know
All I know about the game is the crappy ad that I saw on tv
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>>13430520
Yes, but her friends and her will outlive a lot of background ponies.
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>>13430506
Is it worth playing?

I need a new MMO after losing my job.
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>>13430544
Do you like WoW?

Would you like WoW with Final Fantasy?
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>>13430544
>need
>MMO

but that's wrong
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>>13430406
>>13430248
Goddammit, what is this from? I know I know it, I think, but I'm not sure
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>>13430506
the one that doesn't require her to play a shitty game in an equally shitty genre
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The final battle with the season 4 villain should take place in a giant wrestling ring, with the Mane Six dressed as luchadors
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>>13430497
bleh
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>>13430544
It costs money.
Go for Ragnarok Online 2, Spiral Knights, or Phantasy Star Online 2. All those are free.
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But Celestia is pink, why would you call her Snow White?
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>>13430544
>playing a mmo after losing your job
That's not advisable
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>>13430576
>RO2
NOT EVEN ONCE
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How many studies would Twilight have done to questanon after he arrived back into Equestria?
I'm sure a dimension traveler would be of interest to her.
>What did it feel like?
Exceedingly painful every time.
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>>13430582
I'll punch you in the snout
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>>13430527
Jalm will draw pony somewhere this week, not Jack.
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>>13430582
Because Sleeping Beauty was already taken.
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>>13430601
Why not?
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>>13430582
silly anon. she's white.
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>>13430610
Sounds cool. Thanks.
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>>13430602
I wonder what it's like "getting used to it," knowing that it feels like you're being splayed alive but you'll survive it - probably.
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>>13430533
Good choice. Pugilist does have the best quests.
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>>13430634
>YEV-RUU
What?
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>>13430641
Tex please draw Texanon x Chistery

It doesn't have to be sexual
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>>13430652
it's from Celestia Quest. the language smanon made up.
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>>13430602
>>13430640
Well, given that he's the public consort of one the rulers of Equestria, I don't think she'll be able to go too rough on him, but he'd probably let himself be talked into it for the greater benefit.
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>>13430673
Go be angry somewhere else, mewball.
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>>13430652
He got it all backwards, oh well.
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>>13430673
ironic shitposting is still shitposting etc .png
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>>13430658
Aw man, I don't want things to get weird with Tex.

He makes some of the best scrunch.
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>>13430685
No it's sentenal
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>>13430686
Actually, it's right. In Equinin, modifiers come after the 'noun' syllable and are connected with a dash. That's explained in the session when they get the pegasus worldshard.
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>>13430732
As a fan of conlangs you've sparked my interest. Are you making shit up or does this go into depth elsewhere?
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>>13430684
Though the average pony would be extremely hesitant to go through the portals, chances are those "in the know" would think Anon is a wimp if he refuses it flat. It's like refusing to take anything but a car to go on vacation.
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>>13430763
conlangs?
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can somebody sum up Celestia Quest in a few sentences? It's too much for me to read, but I want to know what MLPG is familiar with in the event I want to draw/write/quest something Celestia-related in the future.
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>>13430763
It's pretty much only mentioned for the one scene, and it's not really plot-essential or very indepth. Could be wrong about that second though.
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>>13430773
>Trusting airplanes
>Ever
It's like you want to die plunging 30,000 feet to the ground surrounded by a hundred screaming idiots who can't take their last moment with any decency.
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RD looks super cute in this picture
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>>13430800
Celestia gets stabbed.
The end.
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>>13430786
Constructed languages: think Esperanto, Sindarin, maybe Klingon, stuff like that. Made-up languages.
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>>13430634
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE!
YOUR PRINCESS LIES!
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>>13430786
Constructed languages.
Think Klingon, Na'vi, Atlantian from Disney's Atlantis, the Egpytian language from Star Gate, etc. Esperanto, Any language in Lord of the Rings.
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>>13430821
oh, I see
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why are thigh socks so erotic
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>>13430819
I remember getting a kick out of that bug lantern in the show.
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>>13430810
> planes just plunge and people die
You know they can glide for dozens of miles from regular cruising altitude to a nearly safe landing, right?

Unless a wing just breaks off you'll be fine.
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>>13430840
Why are ponies so erotic?
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>>13430763
that ABOUT as in-depth as it gets. smanon said the language was a pretty much a clusterfuck of syllables. "sentences" were just one giant word, each syllable with different meaning. It was meant to be an efficient, in-eloquent language. ponies just wanted to say what they wanted and be done with it.
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>>13430840
Why indeed.
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>>13430840
zettai ryouiki
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>>13430832
Wait, Disney made their own straight up language for Atlantis?
Either conlangs are easier than I thought to mKe, or I've gained a level of appreciation for that movie.
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>>13430845
> This is more or less the argument for portals
> You are literally in greater danger of being eaten by a chimera or something walking down the street than getting split into atoms across all time and space
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>>13430819
>RD looks super cute

'nuff said
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>>13430840
they accentuate the legs
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>>13430858
Bitch is too skinny for thigh socks
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>>13430867
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantean_language
Made by the same guy who made Klingon
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>>13430867
They brought in a language to make it sound consistent, though it doesn't have a very large vocabulary.

They even coached Fox to make him sound like a tool trying to sound out the words.
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>>13430875
That's probably where she learned to be an insufferable cunt

if only for a short while
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Luna you're so rude
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>>13430840
They just are
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>>13430876
I'd carry Luna to bed
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>>13430876
face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
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>>13430895
* conlag expert, this fella
>>13430887
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Hey now

your an all-star
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>>13430912
That's a nice sketch cover.
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>>13430932
>>13430933
this combination of posts is the best
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>>13430932
>your
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>>13430563
I'm just making it up, but it might actually be from something.
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>>13430919
pfffffffft
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>>13430933
we joked about this

about how people would do the eg dance shit

yet i'm actually surprised people are doing it
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>>13430912
> Luna sparkles harder the angrier she gets
> "You're cute when your angry" is actually true
> Last guy who told her so got the "went to school wearing nothing but your underwear" dream
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>>13430943
It raped my childhood.
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>>13430850
Yeah, a pony language would be quirky like that. I liked to imagine how since they have a muzzle and thus a longer space in their mouth they would have more points of articulation for vowels.

Never got much further than that because I think I'd be too biased about the phonology. There is no right way to make a conlang and no one would agree with me on things I just make up.
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>>13430933
That's a nice picture of cadence on the laptop.
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>>13430967
in b4 >*your

>FUCK
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>>13430961
Well if it isn't already, I WANT it to be. It sounds awesome.
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>>13430840
Because.
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Nightmare Moon's soft, pillowy rump
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>>13430967

Luna could screw you so hard with dreams. Have them be so terrifying the constantly interrupt REM sleep and slowly drive people insane.

Or extended child rape dreams, convince people they're paedophiles.
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>>13430998
Nightmare Moon's soft pillow.
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>>13430989
Probably should have been "his."
But it's not so odd.
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>>13430967
>>13430989
>you are
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>>13430989
> She can hear the incorrect "your" somehow
> The guy gets awfully quiet every time someone brings out a long knuckle-wrapping ruler

Also FUCK
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>>13430982
And that's fair enough. It wasn't EquininQuest, anyway
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>>13431007
>This is why Luna was banished in the first place.
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>>13430998
eternal night wouldn't be so bad
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>>13431013
>>13431018
you're cute when you're angry
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>>13430984
>Princess Cadence couldn't be with us in person today, but she will be joining via satellite
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>>13431019
i dont see a butt
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>>13431021
yoo r
yoh r
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>>13431030
Except for the whole planet freezing to death and all.
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>>13431039
no, rediv, you are the butt
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>>13431021
Knuckle-RAPping.
Rap can also mean to strike, strangely.
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>>13431048
magic
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>>13431030
>tfw strongly considering moving to Alaska just to enjoy the really long nights
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>>13431045
Fuck off.
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>>13430967
>>13431007
Luna's just the normal custodian.

Any high level unicorn can do it.
It's actually something rival families will try and do now and again, knowing that suspicion will always fall first upon Luna.
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>>13431013
Well I goof'd and said "your angry"
Sorry
Sorry everyone
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>>13430875
>>13431019
U.. unf
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>>13431048
The sun has to go somewhere during the night; it'd just be a perpetual day somewhere else.

I'm not sure how sustainable that is, but I imagine live could survive at the dusk/dawn 'equator' for a while.
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>>13431058
Yeah, but you'd have to deal with days that last just as long during the summer.
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>>13429644
Hnnng
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>>13431058
>Not going to Alaska to get your silenced assault weapons that rain like candy from the sky.
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>>13431064
>Any high level unicorn can do it.
stop right there
this is the headcanon brigade
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which of your waifus would be most likely to hate you
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>>13431055
No, actually I meant that.

>>13431040
I grew up in an area where it's valid to say "Yer cute when yer angry."
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>>13431039

oh hey red, I drew you a picture
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>>13431040
>Pronouncing 'yore' and 'yure' differently
My nigga
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>>13431099
>A nun using a flexi ruler.
Someone didn't go to a Catholic school.
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>>13431064
>>13431086
Make it a squad of powerful unicorns, like how they needed them to raise the sun and the moon.

I like the idea of dream hit squads.
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>>13431115
>tfw went to Catholic school
>tfw nuns didn't use rulers
Some other kid did throw sand in my eyes once, though.
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>>13431122
HWE was just a metaphor anon, it's not a real historical reenactment
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>>13431115
i went to a catholic school and whenever i got in trouble i'd get sent to time out and/or paddled

i never got ruler'd
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>>13431108
oh my god
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>>13431115
But anon, you never slapped these around your hands? Or waggled it around your face?
Anon didn't really expect them to violate his nose, but
Maybe Luna was having a really bad day
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>>13431144
>was just a metaphor
stop right there
this is the headcanon brigade
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>>13431144
>just a metaphor
Haha
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>>13431144
Take your fanon elsewhere.
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>>13431155
Oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck
How did you find me
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Pony won't stop hugging me, I can't breathe.
Help.
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>>13431108
AppleDan pls
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>>13431170
KISS PEACHES
>>
THE AUTHORIZED PONY ZONE BEGINS HERE
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>>13431144
God dommit, Anon. You and your 'theories'.
It happened just how it was written in the book. Literally word for word. How dare you not believe the pony bible.

I'm guessing next you're going to say we don't even need to raise the sun and moon, as if they would show up on their own every morning and sunset.
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>>13431108
that's rather cute, actually
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>>13431115
Quite glad I attended a Lutheran Parochial school then.
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>>13431173

swing and a miss
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>>13431166
>>13431164
>>13431155
>Before Luna and Celestia, Discord ruled the world
Or are you claiming that these unicorns defeated Discord and the princesses came about later on?
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>>13431170
Hug pony back. It's all she wants.
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>>13431108
This is going up on the fridge.
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>>13431144
>implying that isn't what Celestia wants you to think
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>>13431193
>Cat unicorns.
>Your lower legs are full of stab wounds.
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>Remember this Pinkie Pie, if you look for your freind, she will die, but if you let them find you, she will live.
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>>13431184
But what if I want to unauthorized ponies?
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>>13431191
Discord came about much later. As did the princesses. You don't realize just how far back Equestria was founded.
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Coolest, I’m so slammin’, I’m so slammin’, body’s jammin’

bad to the bone you should have known i'm in the pone zone
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Alright mlpg, having been a new arrival in equestria you're required to lead the town in one song of your own choice. Don't worry about rehearsing, the ponies are good at picking things up mid song. Which one do you choose?
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>>13431234
>Discord came about much later
[citation needed]
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>>13431218
>freind
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>>13430658
Only if it's something like this
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>>13431191
Equestria founded > all is dandy > discord happens > celestia and luna stop him
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>>13431250

I don't like the guy, but gosh darn this is kawaii as fuck
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>>13431234
>Discord came about much later.

IE: waaaay back in the past. Twilights oldest ancestor cast a spell and fucked it up unleashing chaos on the world.
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>>13431242
MLP theme song.
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>people talking about backstory and lore

lel. do you really think that people on he show care about that shit?
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the amount of headcanon in here right now is blowing my mind
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>>13431219
THEY SHALL BE CONFISCATED AND YOU SHALL BE WARNED.
CEASE AND DESIST OR YOU WILL BE DETAINED.
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>>13431269
well, yeah
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>>13431269
> lel
Get out.
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>>13431244
You don't see Discord in the historical reenactment of HWE do you?
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>>13431271
Don't light a match.
You may set off a massive explosion of worldbuilding.
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>>13431269
You're just pretending to be retarded, right?
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>>13431269
Kinda sure.
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>>13431244
Go read your pony bible, Anon.
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>>13431269

>lel

back to /v/ with you
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>>13431282
just because you can't see him doesn't mean he doesn't exist
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I'm a huge sucker for the idea that before discord started causing chaos, he and Celestia were a unit.
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wich 2uhu wud u fuk
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>>13431269
Look at him.
Look at him and laugh.
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>>13431297
What, like a military unit?
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>>13431284
What, like "When will we see the Cutie Mark Crusaders on a field trip down at the power plant and see Unicorns calibrating the dynamos with magic alone?"
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>>13431264
Why not Twilight herself? Maybe as her ancestor.

I could see Twilight screwing with time and doing something like that.
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>>13431293
He's not an insignificant being.
He would have been mentioned.
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>>13431272
You'll never take me alive!
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So MLPG, how've you gents been lately?

Anything exciting, other than the conclusion of Smutanon's CQ?
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>>13431316
prove it
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>>13431297
Horrible ship.
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>>13431242
Technologic

It would be a test.
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>>13431321
We all became ponies and went to Equestria.
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>>13431307
a couple

or hell, maybe he just liked her
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>>13431303
Yoshika
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>>13431321
Waiting on the comics(Celestia Micro) and S4.
So no, nothing exciting really.
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>>13431321
What is it with Tumblr and it's obsession with 1-2 second gifs? It makes every fucking post with them a headache to read.
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>>13429628
Ponies discovering MLPG would be an awful thing. Like what if you discovered an internet site where people you didn't know were discussing aspects of yourself 24/7?
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>>13431334
Great ship.
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>>13431334
I won't say it's canon, but the idea of it certainly adds some spice to the brief encounter celestia and discord have
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>>13431341
And here I went and missed my chance. Damn.

>>13431353
Same old same old then. Bummer.
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>>13431297
Celestia and Luna stopped both Discord and Sombra with the elements.

Do you think Discord or Sombra was first? Where do you think Discord came from? Do you think he just always was and showed up in Equestria one day? Never giving a straight answer about who he is, where he's from or why he's here?
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>>13431332
Discord is a diety of chaos.
That proves he's not insignificant, the fact he doesn't show up would lead to two conclusions.
He either never did anything during that time or wasn't around.
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>>13431355
That's a tiny fuckin' mouse.
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>>13431321
There was a quest in-thread with Anon held in a CDC quarantine chamber. Humans exert some sort of magic that can cause ponies to start murdering each other.

There's a cure, but at the risk of losing all Anon's memories and coming out with a broken consciousness.

And it's not even grimdark shit, it's weird
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>>13431355
What cuties.
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>>13431370
Since we have the 1000 years ago statement about the crystal empire, I'm gonna go with discord coming before
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>>13431355
I think it'd be pretty cool to find a website devoted to me.
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>>13431376
>meaningless conjecture
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>>13431341
Yet we're all still chatting on 4chan in the dark of our little thath-roofed cottages, licking salt licks off of our desk.
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>>13431377
Featherweights got tiny little hooves yknow?
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>>13431191
>implying Discord reigned from the beginning of time

There wouldn't have been a way for the castle Luna and Celestia grew up in (before the Everfree Forest took it over) to escape his notice.

What Celestia said: "Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness." You seem to have taken the "an eternal state" as "he was always in charge," but it's just a figure of speech meaning that while he was in charge, Equestria was constantly in unrest and unhappiness. And then they went and found the Elements of Harmony and statue'd him.

Really, it's just "Equestria is founded" "stuff happens" "Discord takes over" "Celestia and Luna take over from Discord" "stuff happens" "Nightmare Moon" all the way to "Four princesses and counting"
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>>13431337
fuck you now I have to listen to it again
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>>13431355
>Where did they even get that picture of me
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>>13431383
Interesting!

What's the front on stuff being made of like nowadays anyhow? Still mostly art I take it?
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>>13431376
Actually it leads to a more likely 3rd conclusion
HWE is a metaphor and not a real historical event
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>>13431355
Neat, I hope the parts of My Little Human that are shown are clean.
>that human has little substance and can't carry an episode on his own
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>>13431387
I think Discord was given a similar timeframe though? Being in stone for a thousand years?
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>>13431318
BUT IT WAS ONLY A WARNING, CITIZEN.
COME BACK.
PLEASE.
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>>13431403
And somewhere along the line an entire empire vanishes
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>>13431410
It's never stated to be a metaphor.
It's a historical event, you can only base this off of what's on screen.
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>>13431423
No real definitive statement about time

All we know is that Luna was still around
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It's notable that the exact circumstance and time of Celestia and Luna being raised to Princesshood is left unclear.

However, the stained glass window depicting Discord's defeat does show both sisters in winged unicorn form, so they had become Princess ponies before then. This is why most assume it safe to assert that their discovery of the Elements or their defeat of Discord had some part to play in their ascension.

But Celestia is shown with blue/green hair.

Knowing this, the pink-haired depiction of Celestia in recounting the tale of Nightmare Moon (during their rule of Equestria) and the subsequent representations of young Celestia as a pink-haired filly are dubious, if not flat-out erroneous.
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>>13431424
Can I bring this pony with me?
I promise she'll behave
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>>13431447
it's never stated to be a factual event that actually happened
it's a play meant to teach little kids the value of working together
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>>13431321
See my post here >>13429748

I also got my issues 1-4 signed by both of them.
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>>13431410
>>13431376
Or maybe six ponies wandering around in the wilderness just didn't seem like the best way to spend his time?

He probably had a cow to harass or a nap to take. Maybe he was making all the bunnies in the world lay eggs.
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>>13430933
>cardboard cutouts
What the shit
What are those even supposed to be?
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>>13431415
Like Chandler from Friends
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>>13431423
>>13431454

Yeah, there was never a specific given period for how long ago they trapped Discord.
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>>13431459
Is that even a pony at this point
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>>13431459
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>>13431409
For some reason or another we've had a bunch of greentext and Quests

It's a fine thing
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>>13431461
I didn't see many kids in attendance at that play.
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-----------------------------------
THE AUTHORIZED PONY ZONE ENDS HERE

GLORY TO EQUESTRIA
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>>13431342
I hate this image so much
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>>13431376
>diety

well, spirit
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>>13431466
They're cardboard cutouts of two-dimensional characters.
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>>13431476
Looks like I can post these now!
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>>13431476
So instead of pony...?
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>>13431476
I'll pony if I want and you can't stop me.
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>>13431454
>>13431470
Ooooh. That's right. So Discord had to have been at least a thousand years ago from Luna's return. I think I just linked Luna's banishment and Discord's imprisonment together because head canon.

I like to imagine Discord played them against each other. And one of the things he was working on was to drive them apart so that they couldn't stop him. The jealousy and paranoia finally poisoning Luna's mind, but only after Discord was defeated.
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>>13431464
Now that part (six ponies), I see as a metaphor to make a more engaging play. I don't think the historical figures left all their ponies behind to freeze to death.
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>>13431500
Hurr durr stop durrr dhurr that durrr twilight durr hurrrrrr
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>>13431482
Well I like it.
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>>13431486
She's so mystical magical!

Thanks Flak! I like the hat!
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>>13431486
Based Pinkie. It's hard to believe she's an earth pony.
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Well?
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>>13431500
no Twilight go home. Your childrens need you.
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>>13431473
Nice! So glad to hear writing is back in full swing.
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>>13431511
If you want to go the route of a major villain turning luna, I'd bet on sombra. His defeat roughly coincided with nightmare moon.
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>>13431515
Nope. Six ponies. Two from each tribe. That's how the play goes because that's what happened. Do you even history.
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>>13431423
It seems as though the two sisters really cleaned house in a very short amount of time before Luna lost "it" and was banishe to the moon.
The events could have been as close as within a few years not unlike what the main 6 have done in a period of 3 years.
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>>13431523
I like that series.
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>>13431535
She's actually an alicorn, she just uses her alicorn magic to make her wings and horn invisible.
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>>13431523
http://i.imgur.com/korTyVW.png
It's pretty great.
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>>13431482
why so?
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>>13431539
What's the worst that could happen?

I'd ask why she wants my pants off, but hey, whatever. She's the princess.
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>>13431546
Two high ranking nobles from each tribe without protection, no less
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>>13431557
Wait, it's a series??
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>>13431539
the beach is awful at night, it's cold, clammy, and full of crabs

and nightmare moon is there too
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>>13431546
Don't be obtuse, Anonymous.
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>>13431486
Thats great, and adorable.

Good work!
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>>13431539
Well normally this would be weird but she probably knows more about the beach than me.
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>>13431569
don't make me come over there and take your pants off for you
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So between sleep and helping staff a show at my home town's expo center I haven't been able to put much or any for that matter more work into Sour Belle this weekend. Hell, I haven't even been in these threads at all these last few days.

Here's hoping I can start finding time tomorrow.

If any of you want a way to follow me for easy updates, I recently set up a fimfiction profile here: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/AASBA
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>>13431566
Probably neglected in the play so they could actually fit on the stage
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*skitter*
*skitter*
*skitter*
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>>13431511
The nightmare energy seems to be very much a separate being from Discord.
It was finally destroyed sometime between Magic Duel and the S3 finale.
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>>13431544
I hope Sombra's persuasion skills were a little better back then.


>>13431547
Yeah. I'd imagine defeating Sombra and Discord has something to do with how they're now in charge of Equestria.
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>>13431541
There was nothing about this artist that wasn't weird.
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>>13431569

>full of crabs being a bad thing
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>>13431589
It's nice to see that it's being well received over there.
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>>13431559
>all the other elements of harmony have become alicorn princesses
>they notice pinkie is still an earth pony and try to cheer her up
>she waves them off, and says she was waiting for them to catch up, and the wings and horn just pop out while she grows a bit
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>>13431596
Something touched my leg! Something touched my leg!!
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>>13431591
Except that most of the episode took place in imagination land instead of looking at ponies on the stage
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>>13431589
Great.
I'll keep an eye on it.
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>>13431617
That was me, Anon.
Calm down and spread 'em.
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>>13431599
>I hope Sombra's persuasion skills were a little better back then.
He probably went a little loco in the coco after being sealed in ice for so long

Nightmare moon became the mare in the moon and discord was more or less inert.

Sombra was just sitting there, waiting.
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>>13431591
>13431591
Private Pansy, Clover the Clever and Smart Cookie were amazing companions. That's why the tribe leaders only needed their second in commands. And why there were only six ponies who founded Equestria.
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>>13431610
I agree, although I don't put TOO much stock in the opinion of the "common brony." Fanfiction sites tend to attract a lot of "yes men."

After all, they think stories like Past Sins and My Little Dashie are the best things ever.

The feedback they give is appreciated, but you guys are my audience first and foremost.
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>>13431596
OH GOD GET SOMETHING TO HIT IT WITH
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>>13431588
Come at me pone
>>13431607
Ever step on a horseshoe crab barefoot?
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anyone good pony penises recently
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그리고 우리 모두 떨어질
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>>13431649
cosmo write fiction
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>>13431596
There was a point where I had a spider living in my basement that was so large you could actually here him scuddle across the floor.
I miss it.
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>>13431642
Probably.

My head canon was Sombra originally had a more physical body but when he got turned to shadow he basically died then. What's left is just the evil.

But that's just head canon.
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i miss CL

are they dead now or something
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>>13431657
Oh my god it's a reverse centaur.

I've requested these before but nobody has ever delivered until now.
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>>13431649

horseshoe crabs aren't crabs
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>>13431663
Hmm, mindbreaking villains? Is that how Celestia kept the peace that long?
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>>13431649
>>13431659
Hey yeah
Weren't you going to write an a Twilight age regression fic?

I was looking forward to that
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>>13431663
Well that escalated quickly.
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>>13431663
Holy fuck no way. That's where this pic came from?
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>>13431665
Anon, please.
I'm arachnophobic.
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>>13431688
Does Twily like pretending to be a filly?
Do you think she could take Dash into joining us?

Would it get really awkward if I called her Scootaloo during the fun?
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Too bad they skipped the actual formation of wings scene.
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>>13431663
Man, I wish someone could've illustrated some of the smut I've written in such a style.

It'd be flattering and pretty hot.

If only.
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Hey, real quick, does anyone have the macro of Rainbow Dash hiding behind a log with the text "SOON"??

I thought I had it, but I don't, and I need it... SOON.
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>>13431690
Rubbing cheeks to rubbing cheeks
I don't see how it escalated at all.
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>>13431659
>>13431688
I had come unde r the distinct impression that fiction of that sort wasn't welcome or wanted anymore.
>>13431676
>throwing out technicalities.
ok fine
but they're still quite crabby
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>>13431704
Twilight already exploded and died.
What more do you want?
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>>13431663
And thus

http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/31/415343.jpg
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HEY EA I'M OPEN
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Bleugh,,,
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>>13431714
Did you ever take a stab at the anon x twilight transforming into their counterparts body types thing you talked about with a few of us forever ago?

I never got around to it.
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>>13431704
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhKkSfKP2k
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>>13431720
>exploded and died
Did that happen after she was teleported to Celestia and teleported back to Ponyville?
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>>13431476

>>13431486
>>13431493
>>13431500
>>13431518
>>13431523
>>13431539
>>13431541
>>13431542
>>13431649
>>13431657
>>13431663
>>13431697
>>13431725
>>13431726
4-5-3. UNADVERTISED PONY IN PROGRESS. REQUESTING BACK UP!
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>>13431727
I tried baton-passing that to Aspirant on the night. Thing was I had recently re-read some Animorphs books I had lying around to see how they did their transformation sequences and then that thread happened. It's sort of why I delved into it when brought up.
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>>13431415
That reminds me, what would "My Little Humans" even be about?
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>>13431714
Don't pay attention to shitposters
Fanfiction has never been completely hated
It just dropped off a bit
and hell, the last day or two its even been coming back
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>>13431759
I see. Was just curious if you'd tried your hand ad it since he's failed to deliver much of anything for some time now.
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>>13431725
Fuck EA, I want GTAV
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>>13431726
but...that's my pony
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I heard there were crabs and i came as fast as i could

uh...tell me to draw something i guess
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>>13431763
Teen pregnancy
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>>13431726
Why is pony and doge so happy? Can doge go fast enough for pony?
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>>13431785
Draw something.
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>>13431783
Fuck GTAV I want Starbound.
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>>13431785
Draw applebloom
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>>13431783
Fuck "Same Game with Better Graphics and Different Plot V"

I want originality in my sandbox games. Like Watchdogs or SRIV
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>>13431785
Draw rainbow cunt.
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>>13431785
draw a crab pony
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>>13431497
they actually don't look bad in that pic
i'd totally fuck that fluttershy
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>>13431785
Pony trying to be lewd but failing.
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>>13431781
> big
Yes
> stupid
Only incidentally
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The antagonist of the next FiM movie is Pony M. Night Shyamalan, because why else would the story be so contrived?
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>>13431785
Why didn't your mom come too?
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>>13431497
I really love that shirt Fluttershy's wearing. Frilled collars are neat.

How long did it take for you to find the right tweak of the in-show smile?
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>>13431785
Draw something I guess
A bunch of Guards dog-piling anon in the middle of a hall in Canterlot Palace.
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>>13431778
He's done some light writing in the threads
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>>13431800
Watch Dogs I'll give you, but SR4 is just mediocre GTA with Prototype.

And GTA5 looks pretty damn better than 4.
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>>13431800
I'd rather deal with same game with better graphics and different plot then "I'm trying way too hard to be wacky and silly".

Watchdogs just looks boring.

I want more Just Cause.
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>>13431756
Is that a sounding rod?
aww yeah gurl slide it in there!
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>>13431848
anon pls, SR isn't even trying to be similar to GTA any more
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>>13431850
Ponies look silly in panties.
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>>13431763
It would be presented like MLP, but that's kind of where the similarities end.
Since the show has no magic and is based on an earthly reality.
A sitcom, but also a drama with no small amount of hardships faced by a revolving door cast.
The problems they face are rarely overcome.
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>>13431854
by just cause you mean just cause 2 right
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>>13431785

Draw ponies in zebra face.
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>>13431854
>complains about games being wacky and silly
>I want more Just Cause
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>>13431708
No but I got this.
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>>13431868
So help your pony out of her panties.
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>>13431854
>I want more Just Cause.
It's going to be turned into a "Persistent Online Experience" thanks to SE.
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>>13431850
> Rarity has almost see-through black lace shot through with runnels
She's nowhere near my favorite horse
But if she has a nice bush beneath, holy shit
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>>13431848
>GTA with Prototype
Not so much Prototype as what Crackdown should have been.

And the greatest strength of SR4 is in the writing, even though the gameplay is good too.

It's a game that just wants to have fun, fuck everything else. At least it is trying to do something different with each installment.

>>13431854
I think you are mixing up SR4 with SR3

Also,
>Just Cause
>Not wacky and silly
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>>13431784
She is taken now.

>>13431793
Because its consensual
>implying a doge can ever go fast against RD
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>>13431777
>>13431778
It feels like the very notion of its been in exile...
I have about a half dozen WiP right now with outlines and everything. Also I've been contributing to greentext stories here and there when I can catch somebody in a back and forth.
>>13431829
What do you mean?
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>>13431844
True, but the fics are still not presented.

Totally my fault, but I understand the people upset about it.
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>>13431887
>>13431902
He's complaining that SR is trying hard to be wacky and silly.
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practice
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>>13431920
SR3 was.

SR4 finds a balance.
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>>13431920
So don't play it. It's been pretty clear that SR isn't trying to take itself seriously since the second goddamn game
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>>13431921
Not much. I was thinking about fucking you mercilessly.
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>>13431883
yeah
>>13431887
Just Cause 2 is wacky because the player is making wacky not "Oh look obvious reference to something and TBBT tier humor LAUGH AT THIS" wacky.

Don't believe me? Actually fucking play JC2 then play SR4 and notice the actual difference.

JC2 is the good kind of wacky turned up to 11 but SR4 is the bad type of wacky turned up 20.

I had this same view before and after playing thank god I never bothered with this series after 1.
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>>13431931
she looks like a regal swan
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Daily reminder
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>>>/v/

fuck off with your videogame shit
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>>13431908
Sorry
Sorry
I can't art discussion for beans
I just like the shirt
I'll leave this here
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>>13431946
Once again, you are confusing Saints Row 4 and Saints Row 3
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>>13431946
>I decide what is good and what is bad
ok /v/ :)
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>>13431894
I don't know, anon.
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>>13431965
So, what, you're just going to laugh at the pony in the panties and not do anything about it? That's harsh.
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>>13431962
>PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPINIONS BESIDES NEGATIVE ONES
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>>13431946
> bad type of WACKY
I dunno, slipping in and out of consciousnesses and personal hells without going all Inception alone was worth the rental
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>>13431908
I understand where you're coming from to an extent. I feel I stuck myself in a pattern of writing waifu stuff and now when I feel the urge to branch out I don't have much backing for it.

That could also be due to recent quests already treading that ground too, though.

I digress.
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>>13431931

But where are her giant noodle legs?
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>>13431962
In his defense he did provide an actual argument for why he feels the way he does about the game, which is more than you did.
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>>13431974
Oh god luna what happened to your hooves? They're all gross and handy.
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>>13431977
What if the pony likes wearing panties?
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>>13431965
Please Dash dont lie down on the floor like that.
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>>13431923
I kind of like this.
Link to the tumble?
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>>13431980
Positive* I mean.
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>>13431995
it's not an argument though, all he did was state an opinion and say "I don't like it"
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>>13431938
That's... nice.
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SR2 = SR4 > SR1 >>> SR3

Although I'm not even sure if SR4 should be counted because it is a different kind of sandbox game from the other two.

In that case, this tier list applies to the writing quality as well.
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>>13431974
Pony, why the hell did you grow arms?
Whatever spell you used to do that you should change back.
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>>13432010
I'd exercise with rarara.
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>>13432006
Well, don't laugh at them, then!


Like you're some big prize.
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>>13431982
Chaundi's got a little bit Inception style but her self-hatred and fixation on her own faults leading to Gat's apparent death (in her mind) might explain it.
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>>13432010
More ponies need to be chubby.
Let's fix that.
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http://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-umeguru
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>>13432016
Hey, you asked. Wanna go get an ice cream sundae?
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>>13432018
I can agree with this list.
4 is fun as hell in a lot of ways. 2 isn't nearly as over the top but it's just as fun in its own ways.

I wish they'd kept the unlocking progression from 2 though, it feels like you get things a bit too quickly since then.
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>>13432018
Every Sould Reaver game is crappy shit. The only good game was the original, Blood Omen.
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>>13432010
>pony jog
>both legs going in one direction
do you even walk cycle?
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>>13432028
I think I'm allowed to have an opinion on pony panties, pal.
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>>13432039
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>>13432045
Looks more to me like she's stumbling.
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>>13432030
I'm just glad Fun Shaundi is back.

>>13432041
SR4 is legitimately one of the funniest games I've ever played.

Every little detail was spot on.
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>>13431953
>Twilight is the personal protege of Celestia
>Rainbow dash can do sonic rainbooms and shit. Apparently is now training to become a wonderbolt.
>Rarity was/is a famous celebrity in Canterlot.
>Fluttershy's been a famous fashion model.
>Pinkie works in a bakery.
>Applejack is apples.

Yeah, sounds about right.
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>>13431802

+1 cunt

>>13431806

I will attempt this, probably later.
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>>13431921
>>13431938
>>13432016
>>13432039
>>13432058
will you two just fuck already
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>>13431937
Which is goddamn shitty.
Seriously, SR2 was amazing in how it handled actually serious shit and it made the comedy bits all the more hilarious.
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>>13432052
Well, you don't see pony being rude to you about that stupid bolo tie you insist on wearing. HONESTLY, TEX, A LITTLE TACT.
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>>13432015
So it only counts when you say "I like thing"?

This is /v/-tier behavior.
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>>13432073
I might have cried a bit when Carlos died.
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>>13432073
SR4 does the same thing, anon.
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i love hiding

makes the thread seem more

nice
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>>13432088
We all did.

And then the SR4 opening poked fun at us for it.
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>>13432010
I wish TheGalen drew ponies more often.
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>>13432088
Me too... Fuck, he barely showed up more than a dozen times by then and he still had better characterization than absolutely everyone in SR3.
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>Chrysalis obtains ultimate power
>Her right wing and horn grow back, but the scars from when Spike tried to tear her face off are bigger than before.
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>>13432073
they realised they couldn't compete with GTA on a "serious game" level so they went their own way and it's better off for it imo

>>13432087
they're both equally invalid, stop being an asshat
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>>13432083
What's wrong with a bolo tie now and then?
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>>13432088
>>13432104
my heart
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>>13432105
>fanfiction
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>>13432096
I've been doing it for 6 months almost and I have to agree.
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>>13432105
So you mean the gaining of power makes her totally OP/OG ultra-super donut steel, right down to the scars?
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This is incredibly silly.
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>>13432130
girls can't be wizards, you'll doom us all
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>>13432130
>my request
YES Now do a version of her casting Apple.
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>>13432130
teach me the ways of applemancy
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>>13432130
I like her apple getup
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>>13432130
It can be sillier.
Magic Missile Apples.
An apple a day keeps the cleric away.
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>>13432130
Still looks nice for being so silly. GJ, Goat.
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>>13431989
Well, did you read along with Celestia Quest at all?

Obviously, you don't need to retread the same ground, and it was still fairly waifu, but one of the nice things about it was how it built up a neat supporting cast of OCs to drive the action along.

Your waifu stuff is fun, and you've developed at least a bit of skill for it though you might need to reign in your players a bit more to allow things to happen more naturally, but how about doing some light slice of life or adventure stuff? Just little things over the span of a few posts. Practice your hand at developing some side personalities.
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>>13432152
>Magic Missile Apples.
yes.

>An apple a day keeps the cleric away.
YES
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>>13432115
Nothing, but pony can have opinions too
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>>13432094
How so?
Everything I've seen looks like it's lolrandum ramped up to 11.

>>13432110
Completely disagree. SR3 was just a slog to play.
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>>13432181
pretty much every story mission involving rescuing your crew
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>>13432181
You want some spoilers?
If you are any kind of fan of the first two games you owe it to yourself to at least rent SR4.
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>>13432181
>lolrandum
No, that would be if they worked by a committee of ZIM fans
"Y-you know what we should do? SQUIRRELS. Many squirrels! They want to hide nuts in your BRAINS!"
"Oh oh I know and then- and then like a really mean girl comes in and says "I like to poop blod out my vagina, can you spare me a porcupine?"
> 4.98/5 stars on fanfiction.net
> 7.5/10 on IGN
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>>13432168
Okay then. As long as the apple pony likes it.
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>>13432190
Rainbow Pinka
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>>13432162
I would like to do that. Time and energy are my greatest enemies in this regard.

I'd like to fool myself to thinking that what I did with Puff was somewhat fun, though that also was semi waifu style writing and didn't focus on the background characters.

I suppose I feared introducing a bunch of side characters on something that was supposed to be short, and also didnt really develop an interesting tale to tell through them.

I'm glad Jarek did. It looked fun from what I saw.
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i can understand being disappointed in 3 after 2 but i cant see anyone liking 1 more than 3
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>>13432119
i know right

and it's so easy to do

i love it
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>>13432190
Pinkie, go home. You're drunk. Your sweat smells like cheap alcohol
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>>13432212
Would you kindly respond to a post dealing with this topic so it may be hidden? Thank you.
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>>13432212
I don't really judge by entire seasons. I have opinions on individual episodes though.
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>>13432195
I'll admit it
I'm okay giving up Septic Avengers for everything going on in the main quest line in SR4
"The Touch" is the fucking crazy Moment of Glory shit and it's perfectly placed in the leadup to the final battle
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>>13432143
>>13432166
WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE TO US?

>>13432141
Filename changed to reflect the correct fantasy nomenclature, dork.
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>>13432206
...And "suddenly you're THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS and then ALIENS INVADE" isn't that?
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>>13432242
All of the "Hype Songs" in SR4 are perfectly timed and placed.
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>>13432244
Goat you are best artist.
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>>13432248
The first thing you mention was part of 3's endgame, the third thing you mention happens second of all and you don't actually have superpowers, it's matrix style stuff
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>>13432248
its virtual reality made by the aliens
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>>13432248
That is literally the first fifteen minutes of the game, which you clearly haven't played.

In the mission where you rescue Shaundi you find out that she blames herself for Gat's death and hates the drug slut she used to be.

In the mission where you rescue Gat you find him being forced to relive the death of Aisha over and over and over again.
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>purplekecleon coloring doxy lineart

what's happening here
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>>13432257
you best not be making moves on my senpai

bitch
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>>13432278
Someone get those panties off that pony.
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>>13432280
nothing at all
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>>13432257
Th-thank you, Mr. Anonymous. I'll not let you down!
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>>13432248
That's not what happens.

You're now the President, running the biggest gang in the world - the USG. Aliens invade. In captivity you convince their machines your avatar has super powers.

You then maul the aliens using their own weapons in the real world after gathering your crew, breaking them out of the prison.

I'm not sure what you think "lolsorandom" is but it's not "unrealistic situations." This isn't Heavy Rain.
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[depression intensifies]
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>>13432299
kill urself
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>>13432286
jokes on you, I waifu'd him months ago.
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>>13432278
>>13432288
It clearly doesn't know what it's doing.
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>You'll never cup pendulus pone nuts and feel them shift and shake as they pump your waifu full of hot seed
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I'm posting Cadence and no one can stop me.
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>>13432329
>your waifu
>not you and your waifu at the same time
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I'm posting pony porn and no one can stop me.
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>>13432334
Is this the same set of pone nuts?

I'm not sure how that works. Could you draw me a diagram?
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Good Night
Perhaps I'll dream
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>>13432337
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>Discussing games with boring gameplay and 2wacky4u themes and plot
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>>13432337
But anon
Straight-up pony porn isn't as interesting as
imagining what would happen
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>>13432350
Perhaps you will.
Good night, Anon.
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>>13432350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZccnviOZWNo
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>>13432350
Night, Anon.
Stay safe.
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>you will never be a proffesional artist like Tony Fleecs
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>>13432362
> guaranteed-replies.png
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>>13432344
I'm too depressed for that, anon
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>>13432337
unf yes
so lewd
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What if we just stopped?
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>>13432367
doxy does
the unfest asses
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>>13432405
and hips

dammit i hit enter too soon
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>>13432390
Dash you've been eating too much junk food. You don't even have any more muscle than fluttershy.
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>>13432405
> that amazing Derpy hip to waist
I don't care if it's just grafting on some animu
Holy shit that's a nice personhorse
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>>13432390
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>>13432382
Any mediocre artist can make it into the comic industry, anon.
You just need to believe in yourself.
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>>13432401
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>>13432401
We can never stop
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>>13432405
We personhorse now?
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>>13432329
>You will never be deeply in love with your pony waifu and her in love with you
>You will never be unable to have kids because genetics
>You don't live around a lot of powerful unicorns, but you do have a best friend who would be willing to offer a bridal gift
>You'll all into kinky shit, after all, look at your interspecies relationship
>You'll never ask to be the third wheel
>You'll never witness what a full stallion can do to your pony waifu first hand
>It was over in about fifteen seconds but you swear the smell never did quite wash out of the sheets.
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>>13432417
I agree, but the fish lips ruin it
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>>13432401
>stopping
>ever
Rainbowhorse would be ashamed.
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>>13432424
a shame that story had such a weak ending
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>>13432419
connections > skill
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>>13432428
Really tawny/lanky girls aren't my thing, but
Shoot, she looks like she does work out
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>>13432414
she's just bulking
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Name a horse
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>>13432450
Ratity
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>>13432428
Hopefully.
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>>13432450
Mr. Breezy
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>>13432450
Rainbow Cat
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>>13432450
Buttercup.
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>>13432442
It's not even that.
This is an industry that's starved for artist, so they really take what they can get. Connection do help, but they aren't as important when it comes to getting work for a major comic book publisher unless you're trying to get on A-list books.
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>>13432450
Pinkie Poodle
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>>13432447
That's always Dash's excuse.

Really she's just been spending too much time napping and hanging out at Sugar Cube Corner.
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>>13432438
I'm not sure why, but I was waiting for it to get scary. I thought "oh wait it's a stupid fucking monster that will hurt Godzilla and then stab the narrator in the dick I guess"

Then Red turns to the camera after he says something

I actually yelped at a fake screenshot of a greentext

Christ yeah I wish there'd been some more terrible things
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>>13432462
oh geez
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>>13432210
Well, there's the standard old adages you can fall back on, like keeping the number of _important characters_ in a scene to, like, 7 at most, and finding good excuses to reuse bit characters for different scenes when feasible. Maybe start with just a few dimensions on an archetype for the new characters you introduce and flesh them out further as you use them.

You're intelligent, I'm sure I'm not really saying anything you don't know. Really, I just hope you get that time and energy, because I believe in you as a writer.
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>>13432483
back off my waifu
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>>13432462
That's a nice Applejack, but why does she have Protagonist scars?
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>>13432440
Yeah that's pretty close to what I thought
Hi /co/
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>>13432462
Those hips could shake continents and levels mountains into oceans.

Those things are hips, destroyer of worlds.
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>>13432475
It was soo good up until the second to last level too
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Is Gloomy for sexual?
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>>13432490
I was just admiring, sir.
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making love to gloomy
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>>13432503
>>13432505
Yes, but only as part of a mutual, monogamous, loving, tender relationship.
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>>13432475
I actually felt dread when he looks at "you".

And the face made from "KILL" really spooked the shit out of me
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fetish sex with gloomy
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>>13432503
None of MLPG's OC's are for sexual, ever.
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>>13432504
*grabs you by the throat*
SNACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
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>>13432490
Why can't we all share? Rarity get to share with her.
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>>13432503
She's a down-to-earth gal.
You'd better have an engagement ring handy.
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>>13432516
>the hips
U
N
F
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is it wrong if i want to stick my penis into her?

http://derpibooru.org/422912
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You guys want to see something horrible?
e621.net/post/show/375115/
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>>13432472
Her pudgy belly has been growing more noticeable as off late, and she needs just a few extra wingflaps to get airborne. Celestia protect the first pony to tell Rainbow Dash that she's looking fatter lately.
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>>13432444
I will gladly take the lanky girls off your hands.
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>>13432503
______
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>>13432537
who is that handsome chap?
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>>13432537
What a big horse.
9.3/9.4
Would snuggle
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>>13432537
Damn nigger, stealing my ponies.

Why is he allowed to have ponies and I'm not ;_;
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Gloomy is probably much more way sluttier than Marker
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>>13432511
>Gloomy keeps getting bigger

>>13432537
That's not an answer
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>>13432516
The expression kind of clinches it, but
> Applejack with mascara
> Applejack wearing lipstick
It might be a special occasion
> not doing a side-hug or twining their necks instead of standing up
NOW I think my fan rage is acting up
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Did Weaver leave or something?
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>>13432487
> because I believe in you as a writer.

Thanks. I haven't been feeling it much lately sad to say. I do need to pony up (heh) on my promises though.

Thanks for chatting with me a bit though, it helps.
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>>13432537
I want to cuddle the Marker and brush her mane gently.
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>>13432537
Did she grow?
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>>13432515

snack the CRUNCH off Dooks

#beef
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>>13432537
So does Gloomy die when the show airs only to resurrect when hiatus starts?
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Money don't matter if it feels for you~
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>>13432558
Until S4

And he didn't LEAVE, he'll just be here less
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>>13432552
And this is what he had the gall to tell her later.
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>>13432558
Yep. He's going to be scarce until the next season shows up. He's wandered over yonder.
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>>13432524
>>13432527
>Mixed these two up
>"That's not awful at all. She's pretty cute."
>"What the fuck is wrong with you, she's already got her strapon in someone else."
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>>13432527
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vgZgLBIfbQ
NO!
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>>13432545
He's you. Maybe.

>>13432554
Sure it is! You just have to decipher the code.

>>13432564
yes I cannot into scale, sorry.
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>>13432566
No, she just gets really really tiny. Or turns into a clone of Marker Pony.
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>>13432531
Thing is I'm okay with thin girls, but the rail-looking coltish ones are not my thing
Give me a really taut and sporty thin girl, holy shit
Or even sort of bigger and muscular, but still obviously a runner or marathoner
If Dash is anything like this humanisation I'm pretty certain I couldn't think straight around her
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>>13432564
Gloomy isn't bigger, marker is just smaller because we're dying.
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>>13432587
Is it you?
>>
Marker pony and Gloomy are the same horse
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>>13432496
Hello
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>>13432587
a bunch of underscores isn't a code. I'm onto you.
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>>13432589
but i thought marker pony was just a mirror pond version of gloomy
>>
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

>75 days
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>>13432519
> down to earth gals insist on being married or engaged first, or even all that committed
"Down to earth" means practical, Anon. If she wants you and likes you and you like her and want her, it's possible. Just only after she's sure you can't break her heart.

You might have meant "traditional" or "romantic."
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>>13432558
Yeah,
>>13432570
He's not _left_, but he doesn't want us to feel disappointed that he's not around much drawing pony before the new season.
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>>13432597
There's a lot of Dash humanizations I like. She's not even my favorite pony but there's just too many different ways she can be humanized that I find really appealing.
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>>13432531
lanky person-horses you say?
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>>13432527
>that too high dick placement

truly horrible
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>>13432587
>He's you. Maybe.
Either way, I sorta like his design
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>>13432634
>Teeny tiny wings
Is funny to me.
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>>13432634
That is not a person horse. That is a furry. And not a good one. Why would you darken the fingers like their hooves? Or is it supposed to be like there's no fur on her fingers because that's where her hooves were?

I'm okay with that amount of lankiness. But I don't like the jank legs.
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>>13432558
ya he left. he made a huge goodbye post and everything.

thats how you know he is serrious
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Who is the ponyest pony?
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>>13432602
Nope. I'm as white as they come.
I haven't yet drawn myself into a picture.

>>13432607
You're only saying that because you can't crack it. It's okay, though. It is pretty tough.
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>>13432665
I shouldn't laugh
But man
That's GREAT
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>>13432669
Twilight Sparkle.
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do do doo do do doo wander over yander
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>>13432634
oh god
why are her fingertips black?
Poor diabetic Fluttershy's in serious trouble now
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>>13432602
He's white
Someone posted an old picture of Goat
He's a cutie
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>>13432665
Is she okay?
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>>13432683
I assume that meant to be hooves.
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>>13432683
>tfw no gangrenous gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBpCEGfhqM4
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>>13432672
You should show us your self insert goatsona
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>>13432699
And a bonus penko
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>>13432699
Why does she look like Twilight?
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pony just quacked
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>>13432699
Her mane looks kinda like Twilight's.
I consider it an improvement, good job dooks.
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>>13432634
Posting an actual personhorse
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>>13432720
Pony isn't a duck.
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>>13432699
>censored sheath

unf
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>>13432720
Something must have run afoul.
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>>13432720
Use magic to cure her.
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>>13432712
That Ponko is reminding me of SleepoverQuest
My heart
ACHES
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>>13432560
Anytime. I always respected your writing, and never wanted you to feel bad about it.

And you've played along with me a few times, too, so maybe I'm a little biased, too~
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>>13432704
maybe one day, but that's not something you bring up on a first date!

>>13432735
>screwing up the joke
Water you doing??
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>>13432720
who stepped on that pony?
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>>13432699
Because you you're a faggot?
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does anyone have that torrent of a huge art guide, loomis etc.. it was in the gigabytes
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>>13432759
YOU DID!
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>>13432725
human fluttershy > pony fluttershy
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>>13432767
I only have this. Full of books
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/isi7dkv62ohd4b8/ZjvV-yjXHk
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>artists using a trip when not discussing or posting their art
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>>13432730
She is now.
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>>13432774
>not equal
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>you will never be mistaken for a bug and swallowed alive by scootaloo on a dare.
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>there will never be a proper, "world tour" MLP arc where the main 6 go all over Equestriain all sorts of adventures
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>>13432746
It'll continue someday.
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>>13432793
>mad brony
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>>13432793
If only there was some way we could...
I dunno, filter their posts some how!
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>>13432721
Because I still can't grasp consistency and I'm still on my arting cocoon or whatever the fuck is spelt.

Thanks for the comments, I think I'll study hairstyles too.

>>13432766
Anon you don't go around telling people they're you're a faggot.
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>>13432785
thank you!
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>>13432725
This is an acceptable personhorse. I like waif Fluttershy.
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>>13432793
fucking pancakes
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>>13432803
Because I'm a faggot.
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>>13432597
I think that's my favorite human-Dash
fit, but still nice and thick
and those eyes. goddamn.
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>>13432815

THAT PONY IS LEWD
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>>13432755
ok ok fine goat
second date, no tongue
>>13432803
I'm brainstorming for a Quest at the moment
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>>13432812
i like the gg style, but, gg doesn't into cute that well.
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>>13432748
Yeah yeah. You're still better at it than me though.

I kid, thank you
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>>13432830
what kind of quest?
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>>13432803
Sadly I wasn't born with the talent.
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>>13432828
all ponies are lewd
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>>13432725
she looks like a stiff breeze could topple her
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>>13432803
Why aren't YOU?
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>>13432815
Oh yeah?
You're a faggot
NOW GO DRAW AN ENTIRE PAGE OF RARITY'S MANE IN HER NATURAL STATE
THEN ANOTHER OF HER TAIL

You have 2 hours
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>>13432830
Young colt hot for teacher quest?
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>>13432803
No desk. Its hard to draw when you dont have a working surface
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>>13432803
I'M TRYING
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>>13432830
Is it an art quest? Because if its not, then I'll just hide that shit.
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>>13432845
Because I'm a writefag?
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>>13432836
>better at it than you

I-I've hardly ever written
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>>13432720
PONY NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>13432863
second chapter when?
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>>13432837
Adventure/Horror with emphasis on every mistake counts and there's lots of different consequences and paths.
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>>13432863
Then you are less than nothing here.
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>>13432806
What a princess of magic and friendship supposed to do, Anon? She needs to share her knowledge with others. What's a better way to do that then to travel around Equestria with her friends and solve relationships, feuds and solve mysteries? That extensive railroad system would really help make the traveling easier...

At each new town/conflict Twilight could explain who they are and what they're doing traveling around Equestria. It would concisely explain why they're not in Ponyville and what they're there to do to the audience and to the people they're trying to help
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I'm about to go meet up with someone from craigslist and suck his dick, in theory.

Does anyone have experience with this kind of thing, what should I expect? I'm making sure someone has my number and will text/call me after 2 hours.
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>>13432848
Anon I would really love to do this but have to do some homework for my Python class
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>>13432815
Your problem is you still draw in symbols and don't draw enough. You need to draw more stuff from life and work on constructing with shapes. Check out Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain and Loomis' Fun with a Pencil . You can get it at

>>13432785
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>>13432869
Sometime this week.

Weekend ended up keeping me busy pretty much all day every day.

>>13432874
Haven't you heard? We >fanfiction now
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>>13432863
Why aren't you making a comic? Then you can do both.
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>>13432873
You're making this as hard as you can for yourself aren't you?

CMC in a haunted mansion get separated and in each act we control a different one trying to solve puzzles to reunite and escape while surviving the ghosts?
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There was already discontent amongst users about Generals and that "General" has to take some of the blame due to its attitude. When the Hiatus happened after Season 1 ended the idea was to continue even though most didn't want it but its 4chan you can't control people. Thus backlash grew and an all time. The boiling point was how /co/ lost the ability to contain it. Those reaction images became a stigmata for contentions even if the indent wasn't negative. Thus when /b/ came to /co/ for assistance in raiding /b/ a Mod lost his shit and started banning everyone.

Moot got involved, and pretty much that's how it got to be. However, it continued in a Police Mode state until one day /q/ clamored about removing "It" from /co/ in order to appease /co/'s users. Moot agreed and here we are today.

I have to say if "That General" would have taken the "Wakfu way everything would be okay but, no they took the "Homestuck" way and continue with thread.
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>>13432840
99% of talent is hard work
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>>13432873
>
>>13432857
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>>13432864
I perhaps assumed you were someone else. My mistake.

That kind of encourages me more that you aren't who I thought you were, to be honest.

Thanks.
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>>13432891
I cannot into art, I lack decent fine motor skills outside of typing and even then I manage to fuck that up on a regular basis.
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>>13432628
Megasweet and Cartoon Lion are always off their ass with that Ask Futashy, but
That bit where Dash is having a dream about selfcest is hot
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>>13432891
>Needed words for a comic.
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>>13432900
99% of hard work is talent
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>>13432887
In symbols?
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>>13432840
Talent is just an excuse for people who don't want to put in the work
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>>13432876
I hope you have a real picture of who you're meeting beforehand.

Make sure nothing weird is going on with his dick. You don't want to get genital herpes in your mouth. You can't always tell but you might as well be careful if you can.
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>>13432903
Art quest
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>>13432904
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>>13432899
> I am incapable of realizing it's not MLPG's fault that a combination of shitposting, honest users, and people who just can't fucking stomach ponies got things so bad /co/ felt like they had to excise all ponies everywhere
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>>13432876
Don't forget to have fun
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>>13432910
>Not drawing dash with long hair
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>>13432910
Oh my.
I could watch this.
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>>13432927
Ah, so I'll actually give a shit. Nice. I can't stand text only quests. They always bore me to death.
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this is all i want with applebloom
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>>13432909
Everyone can art. But if you don't enjoy it, that's okay.
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>>13432948
>everyone can art

but how
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>>13432941
I got what you need.
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>>13432876
I really wouldn't go down on anyone without a clean bill of health, like a literal battery. Herpes, more general warts, all sorts of shit can be orally transmitted.

I'd say bail.

No, I'm not kidding, fucking bail.
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>>13432803
art is a pretty huge waste of time. there is a reason we all laugh at people who get art related degrees.
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>>13432948
>Rainbow Dash will never unceremoniously drop you onto the cold hard ground to be killed by the rest of your friends.
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>>13432916
You draw things that represent things, and not what they would actually look like
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>>13432954
Pick up pencil
Put pencil tip on paper
Move pencil
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>>13432910
What the fuck kind of nipple color is that?
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>>13432954
The same way you learn any skill.
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>>13432954
First you draw a circle.
And then you give up!

Wait.
No, I skipped some steps!
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>>13432956
Yeah... if you don't know them and have that emotional investment... they wouldn't have the guilt of giving you something like that would they?
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>>13432948
I physically can not art

My motor skills deteriorate the more I practice

my handwritting now is worse than it was in middleschool
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>>13432975
twelve years of school?
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>>13432948
Not everyone CAN become a great artist, but great artists can come from the most unUSUAL places ...
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>>13432954
Step 1: Draw a circle
Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking pone
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>>13432876
Flake. Meet up with someone from MLPG insteadThey'd be guaranteed clean due to virgin statusPlus you can roleplay as ponies if you're into that sort of thing
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>Celestia sends Twilight's friends out on special tests to master their elements.
>Fluttershy is sent right in the middle of Dragon Country with the task of helping the leader of the dragons.
>The Element of Kindness starts to have an odd response, and drags Fluttershy straight to their leader.
>To Fluttershy's surprise, the boss of dragons is another pegasus pony.
>The dragon boss informs Fluttershy that one of the dragons has grown to immense size, and thinks it can be the new boss.
>Upon confronting the dragon, the dragon boss shoves Fluttershy right in front of it, causing her to go into BSOD mod.
>The dragon boss then shouts a familiar nickname to Fluttershy, causing Fluttershy to realize that the boss of the dragons is in fact her long lost sister, who had left Equestria on what was considered legal suicide by going to the Dragon Country.
>Fluttershy then knew there was never anything to be afraid of, seeing a spark of sadness in the Dragon's eyes, offers to be friends with it.
>The Dragon, touched by Fluttershy's words, reverts into a juvenile dragon.
>Fluttershy's sister reveals that she was picked on by other dragons for having no family, and the resentment caused her to develop into a destructive form.
>Fluttershy is then warped to the ascension realm, where she meets Princess Celestia.
>Celestia informs her that by learning to open her heart to a creature which is among the most feared and misunderstood in Equestria means that she has discovered the true potential of Kindness.
>Fluttershy is sent back, now in the form of an Alicorn.
>The Dragon Boss then gives Fluttershy a giant stack of letters she wrote describing her progress of understanding Dragons, saying that she should drop them off at their folk's place on the way to her friend.
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>>13432990
Are you implying people here could be ponies
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>>13432982
too bad
who cares
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>>13433004
neat
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>>13432977

And just do it anon, pick up a damn pencil and draw. It's gonna be bad, and you're not gonna like it, but just keep doing it. Then go look through the countless resources online
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>>13432876
Don't

Fucking

DO IT

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/missouri-man-accused-infecting-partner-maybe-300-more-231107542.html

You don't need an ultra-committed relationship but please for fuck's sake only have no-barrier sex with people you trust and have been tested
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>>13432948
>Everyone can art
Not if you physically lack the fine motor skills to do so.

My handwriting is complete shit and has been ever since I learned to write, despite every effort to improve. I used to doodle in Middle School but nothing more than simple shapes and patterns.

My favorite thing to do was take a sheet of graph paper and do that optical trick where you use a bunch of straight lines to create the illusion of a curve.
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>>13432996
Hell, just go meet at a bar and drink together. You can talk about ponies and give each other shit about it.

Then if you're both drunk and still feeling frisky you can go to someone's place and watch ponies together.
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>>13432803
Because I have learned that drawing, something that takes real talent here is useless to get attention.

I learned this fact when someone could jab googly eyes on some toys and get the same recognition.

MLPG is not a place for artists to thrive.
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>>13432975
Student debt?
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>>13433004
Do you seriously expect me to read all that shit?
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>>13433019
>not using your feet
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>>13432982
LIES
no one is physically incapable of doing anything
the miracles of modern medicine can help you
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>>13433006
No, it's an extract from Antoin Ego's speech on criticism at the end of Ratatouille with "chef" replacing arist.

And hell no.
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>>13433015
Step three, draw googly eyes on the pony.
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>>13433015
>Then go look through the countless resources online

information overload
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>>13433036
Rin, pls
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>>13432818
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>>13433042
How rude, I'll have you know that I'm a pony.
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>>13432982
be a writefag!
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>>13433041
This is not a medical problem, this is just me actually having shitty fine motor skills
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>>13433019
>Not injecting inks into your ass and spraying a canvas with the colors until you make a pony.
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>13433019
well fuck it then
your art is shit
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>>13433018
Jesus. That's where I live.
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>>13433034
It takes less than 20 seconds anon.
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>>13433068
I've tried, but I'm not satisfied with my work enough to share, yet.
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http://i.imgur.com/PVRv3tP.jpg

>tfw no personhorse gf
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>>13433026
so?
why not draw for yourself?
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>>13433071
I.. sorta want to see this done. For science
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>>13433085
>but I'm not satisfied with my work enough to share, yet.

PASTEBIN IT, NOW, COWARD!
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What wouldn't pony do for love?
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>>13433065
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>>13433085
The best way to improve your work is to get a second opinion.

Most authors are never satisfied with their product, but they put it out anyway otherwise they will never stop working on it.
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>>13433085
Read a book! Lots of books!
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>>13433091
no, don't

it's the rch hateanon and he's taking you for a ride on the ruse cruise

DON'T REPLY
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>>13433066
I didn't say "we don't serve your kind"
But this is the first you've revealed your Equine status. I'm sorry to have made you feel uncomfortable.
How's tricks, Tex?
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>>13433070
that is a medical problem, your motor skills are deteriorating
this is bad, so go get some stem cells because you had a stroke when you were a child
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>>13433065
With twice that many ladders you could make it over
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>>13433065
That's stupid
Dump more ladders there and he'll be high enough.
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>>13433100
>>13433107
It is actually unreadable in it's present state
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>>13433015
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What if pony was fetishfag?
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>>13433077
THEN DON'T DO IT
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>>13432918
Of course we exchanged face pics. And I'll be sure to examine his dick beforehand.

>>13432996
See, you say that. And people in MLPG talk about it, but when it comes down to it I don't think any of you would actually have the guts to do anything.
Also, it's been 6 months since I last touched a cock that wasn't mine and I am not waiting around any more. Plus, let's be honest there aren't any other MLPGers in Portland anyway
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>>13433122
Google Translate
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>>13433091
Oh yes, like I would waste my talent in a hole like this.
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>>13433066
Tex, just because your waifu is a pony and you want to be a pony doesn't make you a pony. You have to be born a pony. You can't transition or take hormones. You'll never be a pony.
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>>13433112
well fuck me in the ass, I'm sorry
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>>13433112
>ruse cruise
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>>13433119
Never had a stroke

>>13433110
I read very regularly, reading is nice.
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>>13433089
i knew a girl who said she was really a horse from another universe, its not as hot as you might imagine.
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What do you think of this pone?
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>>13433122
We will figure it out.
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>>13433129
Not him fagget
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>>13433130
> Portland
> Craigslist
You seriously can't just ask a friend if they know an interested guy for a date or a bang?

In PORTLAND?
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>>13433144
Sexy swedish voiceover
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>>13433121
you dont even need more ladders, that is close enough to jump and pull yourself up
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>>13433145
I just can't bring myself to share something if I am not at least moderately happy with it.
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>>13433140
yes you did, that's one of the symptoms
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>>13433136
My mother told me that I can be whatever I want, anon.
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>>13433143
Was she purple and seemed to not grasp basic human customs?
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>>13433139
Ironically, his cruise will not fuck up and give you food poisoning. But it can hit rock and the captain will abandon ship first.
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>>13433107
And it's really, really easy to overwrite. The hard part is condensing and clarifying. And most authors aren't equally good editors.
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>>13433130
Hey, uh, examining dicks won't do much
>>13433018
>>13432956
Enjoy your herpes sores.
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>>13433144
Incredibly visually appealing
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>>13433130
>Aren't any other MLPGers in Portland anyway
Confirmed for being new as fuck
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>>13433144
shitposter
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>>13433164
Your mother was lying to you.
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so tired, goodnight
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>>13433164
Now I'm getting a mental picture of Tex going to Equestria, hanging out for a few years as a stoic human, then just spontaneously deciding to be a pony for a while.
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>>13433164
Then your mother was as shit as your waifu, Tex.
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>>13433144
>>13433173
>Dem eyes.
>Even her figurine has those eyes.
FUCK
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>>13433180
safe and restful sleep
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>>13433179
That's only ever a half lie
You can BE whatever you want to be
No one ever said you'd be good at the things you choose arbitrarily
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>>13433144
im am not really sure what to think of the wonderbolts. so far it seems like they are more circus performers than anything.
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>>13433194
So I'm a real pony?
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>>13433194
Oh yeah? Well, how come I'm not the legally elected President of the United States, smart boy?
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YOU GUYS ARE A PONY IN THE ASS
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>>13433194
False
I can't be a magical colored pony living in Equestria
Check mate muslims
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>>13433130
i am from portland but i am ugly and fat with small penis
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>>13433089
I want to sniff those feet and cum all over those thighs
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>>13433197
Well, they were sent to stop a rampaging dragon. Regardless of how successful they were, that says a lot about their role in society.
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>>13433204
no
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>>13433213
Nathan, pls
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>>13433157
>frydrooling.gif

>>13433176
aww comeon he's been gone for months, hell i lived in his community and i rarely even assocaited the two. don't let him ruin a pony for you
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>>13433213
Nathan pls
I think you've lost some weight
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>>13433197
The branch we've seen doing stunt shows is probably just a small part of it.
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>>13433227
That wasn't me but thanks anyways
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>>13433208
You can be that, just
You're as terrible as getting elected to the real position as almost everyone else
This is sort of silly
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>>13433197
They seem to be part of the military.
Soarin wore that uniform at the wedding
And Spitfire had those medals or whatever on her uniform in Wonderbolt Academy
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Does the wonderbolts have a sex branch?
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Man, vinyl pony figures sure are full of flaws and stuff.
Never noticed that before, and it bothers me.
I want them flawless, dammit!
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>>13433220
Why not
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>>13433224
oh wow, did you really have to respond?
you said it yourself, you don't associate him with spitfire
now who is the shitposter?
we are
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>>13433230
and yet they are nowhere to be seen when canterlot is being attacked
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>>13433188
Rude.
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>>13433224
>aww comeon he's been gone for months, hell i lived in his community

Do you know who I am?
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>>13433257
Canterlot was under the juristiction of the guard
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>>13433252
I want this pony.
Can I have this pony.
I'm taking this pony.
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>>13433209
I want a pony in my ass
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>>13433230
Not to mention they seem to have high standards just for entry into their organization. Speed, strength and co ordination as a group is highly valued. They're likely very selective.
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>>13433251
That's not nice, those chinese kids work really hard on those.
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>>13433263
You would be the only crazy fuck in the area, so probably.
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>>13433249
that and the team that responded to the sudden dragon attack
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>>13433249
It's either that or they're something like the Harlem Globetrotters.
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>>13433271
And none of them could be asked to look up and notice the advancing changeling army
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>>13433155
>date
The last thing I want is any kind committed relationship.
And I don't want to have sex with a friend or a friend of a friend because then there's a possibility I'll have to deal with them again and I've learned from experience how awkward that kind of situation is.

>>13433171
I was kind of kidding. He says he's DDF and we had a good text convo so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

>>13433174
Ok let me rephrase that. There are no anons in Portland that I would be able to connect with in a reasonably short amount of time, or that would actually be willing to fuck.
Sex-wise, MLPG is all talk and no walk.
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Didn't three wonderbolts get knocked out by a slut?
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>you will never a human Derpy in her mail niform
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>>13433279
TELL HASBRO TO START REMOVING FINGERS FOR EVERY FUCKED UP NECK LINE I SEE!
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>>13433285
I'm thinking more like the Blue Angels.
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>>13433275
I like that white pone. He has a nice color scheme
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it would be nice if they showed the wonderbolts being useful

or doing anything at all for once
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oh and i want to thank you all for breaking me of my tripfag habit.

it seems so stupid now and so desperate for attention.

>>13433255
just saying, but, ya, lets drop it.

>>13433263
nope, and if you don't want to tell me that's fine. i never did play the stupid anon guessing game. and furthermore, you aren't from mine and his community. no one else comes here, except wuma, and you are not him. maybe rita, but, again, you aren't "her". She didn't even know Spitty.
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>>13433291
Yeah, sorry.

I may live in the Portland area but I don't quite swing that way.
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>>13433302
Yeah, that seems to be more the overal angle.
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>>13433302
That is what I had always thought
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>>13433294
Damn shame.

With that I'm out. Thanks anon for encouraging me.

Have a good night MLPG.

I'll get you back soon, promise. I've been shirking it to blow off steam on League and shit, but I'll give a go at getting stuff sorted out starting this week. Thanks for your patience./spoiler]
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>>13433292
the biggest threat to people in rescue operations is actually the person they are trying to rescue.
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>>13433294
But I don't want a human derpy.
I want ponoe.
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>>13433291
>Sex-wise, MLPG is all talk and no walk.

We also don't blow random strangers on the internet.
Let alone, from CRAIGSLIST!

I may live a few hours from Portland myself, but I would rather bang a crack head I know then get my fuck on from Craigslist.

I bet you just don't care, you just want a dick in your mouth. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SO HARD TO FIND IN FUCKING PORTLAND!?
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>>13433294
Why can't my miserable dead end job be in Equestria? Then at least I could quietly oogle at the ponies.

Actually they'd probably think I was kind of creepy for getting caught looking at them so much.
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>>13433329
Night, Aspirant.
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>>13433329
who cares
fuck off
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>>13433294
I'd rather a pony Derpy
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>>13433329
Glad to help. Gute nacht.
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>>13433340
what kind of oc is that?
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>>13433329
Good luck man
And glad you're back. I missed you
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>>13433339
>>13433351
But she's already taken
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>>13433302
I guess that's true, they only have to wow a crowd for a few minutes at a special event or longer if it's an air show. Maybe help coach some summer camps in Cloudsdale.

It's still kind hazy but it's hard to tell if the "boot camp" is just something they take way too fucking seriously or it's actually some sort of military adjunct.

As for the wedding apparel, maybe Soarin's best formal apparel runs close to rent-a-cop.
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>>13433342
You can pretend to be wall eyed, and just stare at asses with one eye and keep your other eye on the road. Noone would suspect a thing.
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>>13433370
but they have literally never met
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>>13433341
Seriously.
A gay bar. I'm sure there are plenty of people down to getting their dick wet without any strings attached.
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>>13433370
That's fine. I want speedybutt anyways.
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>>13433341
>All these people in or near Portland.

You guys want to grab Voodoo doughnuts some time? My treat?
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>>13433331
your would think the professionally trained wonderbolts would be able to handle it
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>>13433291
>I've learned from experience how awkward that kind of situation is.
Yeah, and getting the clap in your tonsils isn't.

This has bad idea written all over it.
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>>13433340
Oh are we posting ugly bog monsters now?

http://i.imgur.com/tY2q25a.png
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>>13433386
yes
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MLPGcon when?
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Why aren't you feeding Snow White, /co/?
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>>13433398
GG I thought you left.
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>>13433388
No. I wouldn't expect that.
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mlpg meetup when
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>>13433383
>Every time you lay down with her you like to rub her tummy
>She doesn't know whether she likes it or not yet.
>She's leaning more towards the former though, because you like to do it.
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>>13433398
No, we're posting ponies.
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>>13433378
With a 90% less chance of them being a cereal killer.
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>>13433404
What? GG didn't leave.
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>>13433398
Hey.
She's not ugly.
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>>13433388
Lifeguards and coastguards still treat it as the biggest threat

A thrashing person will have no controll and will throw their whole weight around with all the strength they can muster.
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>>13433403
Giraffelestia
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>>13433402
On the thousandth day of the thousandth year the stars will aid our escape.
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>>13433386
I'm trapped in the Midwest until I get an internship
Or ever
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>>13433373
Thing is that they're clearly suppose to be like the Blue Angels. Their uniforms have the same color scheme
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>>13433418
He just left like 2 threads ago.
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>>13433414
Because the guy you contacted through Craigslist isn't.
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>>13433378
It's settled.

Whichever anon you are, you need to pick a night and head down to C.C. Slaughters to get yourself a man.

>>13433399
>mfw
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>>13433386
Fuck off nathan
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>>13433407
Well maybe she'd enjoy ear scratches and wing massages more.
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>>13433434
but he didn't
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When's the last time you were happy?
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>>13433434
show me
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>>13433442
What if we massage ears with wings?
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>>13433434
He specifically went out of his way to say he isn't leaving.
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>>13433441
You only say that because you've never eaten a bacon maple bar.
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>>13433425
Wait... there's over a thousand days in their year?
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okay anon dinner's here do you have the movie
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>>13433434
>>
SMILE SMILE SMILE
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>>13433446
When I bought my 3DS and Fire Emblem. It didn't last long.
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>>13433438
Either choice he makes, something is going to get plinged in his body multiple times.
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>>13433452
oh fuck sake

at least he's not going to come here as often

that's good enough for me
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>>13433430
Yeah, because they literally fly like planes.

That doesn't mean this is also a military unit. Pretenders to one, maybe.
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>>13433434
I said multiple times I wasn't leaving, just going to be more scarce and not draw much pony.
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>>13433446
December 14, 2012, 01:12:06 AM
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http://media.tumblr.com/bc791e0ceb9e3e5e78e611a1ff5a4dcb/tumblr_inline_msrh15XipB1qz4rgp.png
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>>13433464
>buying handhelds
>buying anything Nintendo after the Gamecube

Why.
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>>13433470
Because if there's one thing that really brought down these threads, it's contributors.
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>>13433446
Does laughter = happiness? Or are you referring to a long period of contentment?
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>>13433474
OH LAWDY, HE HATES US NOW!

WHATEVER WILL WE DO!?

SOMEONE ACTIVATE THE EMERGENCY FLARES, GG IS GONE FOREVER NOW!
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>>13433464
You always have Celestia
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>>13433478
so tsun tsun
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>>13433473
I think you're forgetting "Secret of My Excess"
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>>13433474
This is why I wish namefags would pick up trips for important announcements. I could just pick up Glitter Glue's name and say "Ha ha ha I'm making something with Wander fucking Sylvia with the biggest blackest dick on the sub"
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>>13433446
when I was 7, why?
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>>13433446
Depends what you mean by happy. If you mean actually content with life, then never.
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Ha ha ha I'm making something with Wander fucking Sylvia with the biggest blackest dick on the sub
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>>13433497

Ha ha ha I'm making something with Wander fucking Sylvia with the biggest blackest dick on the sub
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>>13433446
the last time i had weed and jacked off to rarity
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>>13433497
>"Ha ha ha I'm making something with Wander fucking Sylvia with the biggest blackest dick on the sub"
no way
if I were to draw such a thing it sure wouldn't be wander with that dick
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>>13433483
no it's people who suck contributor cock and worship everything they do, even outside the thread

i don't care about contributors. they can stay or leave or whatever. but i hate their "fans".
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>>13433510
>>13433512
wat
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>>13433497
>Not using the sub itself as a massive dildo.
>While they are inside the sub.

This is how I could tell you are not GG
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Ha ha ha I'm making something with Wander fucking Sylvia with the biggest blackest dick on the sub
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>>13433446
Yesterday afternoon while cruising down 400 with the windows down and the music up.
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>>13433482
Because I enjoy the Fire Emblem series, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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>Big Macintosh dies
>Applejack and Apple Bloom decide to use alchemy to bring him back
>Shit goes down
>Full Metal Applemist
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>>13433478
This is my fetish

Though dark green anthro horses aren't my preferred subjects
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>>13433490
Not him, but I really don't give a shit about Celestia.
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>>13433451
But I don't have any wings, anon.
Feels bad man.
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>>13433442
Oh Anon, that was our foreplay last time.

I stretch and gently work every single muscle of hers.
I kneed her back and the muscles in her legs, slowly proding and shifting them all, including massaging the underside of her hoof, which she squirms quite a bit at.

The last bit of course is her wings. She lays on her stomach and I lay behind her. I gently work the pit of her wings in small circles and gently pull her wings open and close and let them lay gently open as my fingers meticulously work their way south.
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>>13433496
Wow I guess I forgot the part where the Wonderbolts were called to active duty by their CO in the middle of the night to take out the giant fucking dragon to the swell of patriotic music

My mistake
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>>13433538
Me and my sister lost alot of apple's that day, we're reckonin' to get 'em back.
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>>13433538
Applechemist
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>>13433474
>>13433522

hey, hey, that secret thing you were working on, was it gumberry?
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>>13433526
>I dont hate them!
Says the shitposter that constantly tries to get artists to leave.
>I just hate their fans.
So you don't like when someone has an opinion other then yours.
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>>13433547
#sass
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>>13433474
So you're going to be doing exactly what it was you were doing leading up to the announcement, only now you're asking people to beg you to stay. Sounds legit bro!
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>>13433547
I forgot that the show was called My Little Wonderbolts
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>>13433547
Why else would they be there?

They were called in to deal with a threat.

And that's not the only work they've done for the government, see Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>13433544
This is acceptable.
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>>13433547
why did celestia send in 3 unarmed wonderbolts to fight a dragon?
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>>13433567
That pony is too kicky, she needs to be put down.
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>>13433552
i hate it when people talk about shit contributors do outside the thread

i don't give a shit about their lifes or whatever they do

all i care about, is if they draw shit related to the thread. that's the only thing i'm thankful for.
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>>13433549
The primary ingredient used in creating a philoshoofers stone is apple life
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>>13433538
>Applebloom loses one of her forelegs and half of her bow through the process
>replaces the missing assets robotically
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>>13433575
You know what tends to loosen a pony up?

Alcohol.
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>>13433582
>Use a pear.
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>>13433585
You have it backwards.

Applejack would get the automail limbs, Apple Bloom would lose her entire body and by bonded to a large suit of armor.
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>>13433585
>half of her bow
bwahahahah
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>>13433587
Too bad they don't have any
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>>13433585
>automail bow

DRAW IT
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>>13433595
Everything but the bow
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>>13433582
AJ thinks that price is too high, eventually they find a way to trade random ponies lives for it. They both agree that this is an acceptable alternative.
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>>13433601
Alcohol is everywhere anon.
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>>13433601
CIDER CIDER CIDER
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>>13433593
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>>13433587
You know what solves it better?
A good dicking.
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>>13433575
Pony needs to be more kicky.
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>>13433595
>Large suit of armor
But the apples don't have any of that, she'd probably be bound to an apple tree.
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>>13433587
You're thinking of a salt lick
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>>13433601
Their alcohol is salt.

>>13433610
That was just apple juice.
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>>13433601
It would be funny if things just don't work that way in Equestria. For whatever reason when things ferment they don't gain any alcohol to them.

Actually, that would be terrible to get stuck there and realize this. Especially after wasting your time trying to do that.
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>>13433619
>Apple Bloom is bound to the Super Speedy Cider Squeezey 5000
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>>13433577
Seems you also care when they don't draw and insist on literally fucking you in the eye when the post with their trip on without 'paying the toll' of a drawing.
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>>13433566
>>13433569
> Ponies only ever rise to the occasion and fight monsters when someone asks them to, not because there's literally a giant fucking dragon and you're able to maneuver like a fighter jet

Throughout the show it seems like certain people are willing to use their powers because there's a threat, not because there's a threat and it'd be really neat to see a whole system of warfare and threat response on the part of Canterlot.

The only strong example of something like soldiers in modern Equestria are Celestia's Guard. It's like they live in a world without warfare and can barely defend the capitol against an existential threat because they have no standing army.
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>>13433616
I bet that would be a good way to loosen Luna up.
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>>13433621
I feel like we;ve talked about this less than 3 days ago.
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>>13433621
No, it was Cider.

It wasn't alcoholic but it was cider.
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>>13433551
no it's still a secret
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>>13433627
>no alcohol
>but somehow their drinks have tons of kick anyway
>all the buzz and none of the impairment
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>>13433629
>She transforms into a giant pony mech
>INITIATE CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION PROTOCOL.EXE
>I WANT IT NOOOOOOW
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>>13433632
The command structure was in disarray because of the nature of the threat
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>>13433631
>Putting my dick in donuts
>Wait, mini donuts


Does Anon like to lick the icing off in a lewd fashion?
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>>13433642
oh, that's fine, I just hoped I didn't miss it!
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>>13433644
Ponies have breweries from Bastion?
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>>13433640
In every place that's not america, cider refers to an alcoholic drink
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>>13433587
loose ponies are best ponies.
although you'll probably need to put down a few towels first.
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>>13433636
Well, yeah, and we came to the conclusion that they don't have alcohol.
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>>13433644
That would almost be acceptable. As long as there was some alternative way to impair myself.
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>>13433644
Ponies have synthol?
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>>13433632
chistery, you're getting autistic.

The Wonderbolts respond to threats as well as assisting in keeping the infrastructure of Equestria up and running.

They operate out of a goddamn air force-esque base in the clouds and have not only their uniforms as Wonderbolts but dress uniforms as well.
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>>13433656
I would read an ongoing webcomic of those two
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>>13433658
And Canada
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>>13433658
>Apple cider (also called sweet cider or soft cider) is the name used in the United States and parts of Canada for an unfiltered, unsweetened, non-alcoholic beverage made from apples. Apple cider is easy and inexpensive to produce.[1] It may be opaque due to fine apple particles in suspension and may be tangier than conventional filtered apple juice, depending on the apples used.[2]

>This untreated cider is a seasonally produced drink[3] of limited shelf-life that is typically available only in fall, although it is sometimes frozen for use throughout the year. It is traditionally served on the Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and various New Year's Eve holidays, sometimes heated and mulled. It is the official state beverage of New Hampshire.[4]

And guess where the show is made?
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>>13433656
pfffhaha
I love this.
>>
NEW HORSE WHERE?
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>>13433681
It would be the greatest if she really was his soul-mate and he just kept getting more and more chivalrous
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>>13433701
The Philipines.
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>>13433701
North Korea?
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>>13433715
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>>13433701
Syria!

I hear it's a real gas there!
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Which pony listens to classical music to appear more cultured?
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>>13433732
Rarity.

In truth she likes all the Pop 40.
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>>13433653
So the total lack of any units other than Royal Guardsmen in Canterlot under lockdown means there's totally a larger Army but it's off-camera?

I mean maybe they'll get into it in the comics, but we haven't even seen camo and combat boots.

>>13433671
So a Wonderbolt comes by and helps take measurements for the transfer from a Lake to Cloudsdale for official records. That indicates something adjacent to the Weather Service when not on tour, not that they're Strike Force Alpha.
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>>13433732
Probably Rarity.
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>>13433739
Call Me Maybe is really great pop music
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>>13433671
> well as assisting in keeping the infrastructure of Equestria up and running.
Who doesn't in Equestria?
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>>13433730
>The owners had to make that sign after poking him with a stick multiple times.
>Watching him wake and painfully get up.
>He finally does and looks at them like "What?"
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>>13433723
>>13433726
>>13433731
I meant produced and written, not the animation
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>>13433693
Not really, at least here
Cider has always, to me at least, meant an alcoholic apple drink.
And I live less than an hour from Studio B

It might be different on the east coast or something.
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>>13433745
>we haven't even seen camo
the show, watching it, etc...
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>>13433745
>not that they're Strike Force Alpha.

I don't exactly see them in a war or anything...
Plus, Celestia has a magic nuke.
I guess they can be called a National Guard of some sort.
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>>13433750
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJwz39Hfk8


this got me to like it
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Guys pony wants to invade Syria, what do you do?
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>>13433653
Actually the "command structure was in disarray" because there is literally no lateral review of the actions of the Captain of the Royal Guard, which is why Chrysalis honed in on Shining.

It means there's no other branch of the military to take adjacent and complementary action defending the city.

We didn't even see plainclothes police. It's like Canterlot only has the Guard.
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>>13433793
I'd rather invade Sylvia.
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>>13433730
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>>13433793
>twilight blasts everyone with friendship and the entire country is nice now

sounds good to me
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>>13433810
>>13433810
>>13433810
NEW HORSE
>>13433810
>>13433810
>>13433810
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>>13433820
>no subject
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Unleash your nastiest idea on me. Come at me, bro.
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>>13433820
YOU GUYS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
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>>13433745
>>13433745
Canterlot at least has an armed garrison of troops.

And nobody said anything about the Wonderbolts being Strike Force Alpha. The Blue Angels are a part of the Air Force but they are more for show than combat.

Same can be said for the Wonderbolts, except they have obviously taken a more active role in defending Equestria. Nobody is saying they are SEAL Team 6. Just that they are a part of the Equestrian Military.
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>>13433783
I really don't care for that. The original is very well put-together pop, this is a cheap fedora-grade punchline.
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>>13433841
handholding with pinkie pie
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>>13433842
Apple pony eating non apple fruit.
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>>13433841
A pony having fun nonsexually
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>>13433770
A bunch of ponies hiding using camouflage from the migrating dragons isn't the same as soldiers doing combat exercises in fatigues or, you know, existing.

If a character gets introduced as General or something in a military outfit that isn't the Guard, it'll be a pretty big hint there's something other than the Royal Guard.
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>>13433841
Handholding and cuddling with Applejack.
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>>13433841
A pony
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>>13433851
>>13433859
>>13433863
I love all of you.
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What if pony didn't want belly rubs? I'm suddenly worried I'd be making my pony uncomfortable. What if she only lets me do it because she likes me?
http://derpibooru.org/423320
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>>13433861
They probably have all those steel pot helmets for a reason

army surplus
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>>13433870
>>13433870
>>13433870
REAL NEW HORSE
>>13433870
>>13433870
>>13433870
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>>13433820
>404

Well, uh, pony _was_ a valid keyword.
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>>13433851
>>13433863
handholding is my fetish
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>>13433881
They told me it needed a subject line... I didn't know.

I DIDN'T KNOW
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>>13433889
poopholding is my fetish
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>>13433881

It's the principle of the thing.
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>>13433848
You have shitty taste
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>>13433891
It's alright. I think there's something where maybe the sub's locator doesn't work nicely if there's no subject?

The archive at http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ will find it just fine as long as there's a keyword in the subject, name, or body.
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>>13433891
It's not necessary for the archive, though it's still good to have MLPG or MLP general somewhere in the subject or comment.
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>>13433926
I'm sorry I don't like your shitty "lets make everything retro because that's cool" twenty-something music.
>>
You know it was a good fap when you have to wipe the cum off your forehead
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>>13433891
>>13433927

And even if the sub don't find it, it just externally boops to http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
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>>13433847
The trouble is the soldiers or guards in Cloudsdale and Canterlot all seem to be Royal Guardsmen. It's hard to tell if it's a police force for the cities or some sort of Reserve that's called in times of war. The fact no troops were marching to the Crystal Kingdom during Sombra's return makes me think the latter isn't all that likely.

It's possible that the Wonderbolts could be under the direction of Celestia, but in their culture it seems like everyone is. Any given pony can be tasked with something and it's simply Not Done to refuse or fail. "Bird in the Hoof" comes to mind.

As for the environment at camp, the use of a "boot camp" is a fast and easy way to make people believe they're working for the brass ring and develop "team spirit." A force employees out innawoods to do "boot camp," that doesn't make you an ensign.
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>>13433957
That's cool, you can go back to listening to your Miley Cyrus style pop music then.
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>>13433980
* a company can force employees, etc, "fuck"
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>>13433990
Why do you assume that I listen to stuff in the vein of Call Me Maybe often simply because I bring it up as an example of well-made pop?
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such beb
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>>13433980
You are really overthinking all of this.

We have seen nothing to contrast the Royal Guardsmen with, who's to say that their uniform isn't the standard for all of Equestria's armed forces.

Also Celestia didn't have any knowledge of what the situation was like when she sent Twilight and her friends to the Crystal Empire, just that it had return and that she had sent Cadance and Shining Armor ahead of them.

You want a Pony Delta Force? You got the mane six.

When it comes to the Wonderbolts and the Guardsmen and the way they are all presented? Simplest explanation is often the right one.
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>>13434037

We moved.
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>>13434034
Because it's not "well-made pop", it's all the same shit.
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>>13434075
WELL I'M STAYING
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>>13434034
>Call me Maybe
>well-made

Please end your life
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>>13434060
If there's no contrast, how are we to assume it's anything but homogenous? If all we see are the same browncoats wouldn't you think it's all in the same umbrella organization, not some sort of divergent evolution?

At best the Wonderbolts' uniforms are meant to be a visual allusion to the Blue Angels because children can identify them as fast nimble acrobatic flyers. Though the boot camp puts it a little closer to the real thing, without a scene that shows some sort of chain of command, it's not totally analogous to the Blue Angels.

Someone mentioned that they have a giant training grounds and base of operations in the sky. They're pegasi. That might just mean they have the resources for maintaining a school that large, but even Dash seems to be able to live in something palatial.

The simplest explanation is that they're fast acrobatic fliers people seem to like and three of them tried to take out a dragon and failed. Without something showing an order from Celestia or an intermediary General, that's about the best I can believe.
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>>13434198
The simplest explanation is to accept what we see at face value and what we see is a milataristic organization that has battled on behalf of the safety of Equestrian citizens and assisted in keeping the infrastructure afloat.

We've also seen their base of operations and training ground, not unlike a bootcamp itself as well as a garrison of armed pegasi at Canterlot.

Therefore it is reasonable to assume that Equestria has a military and that the Wonderbolts and Canterlot guard are somehow involved with it.

Stop being so damn autistic.
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>>13434245
equestria operates wholly on a militia system
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>>13434245
Trying to take down a dragon and failing doesn't mean they were ordered to or even expected to. Every exercise, every element of how their team is built during the boot camp exercise, indicates they're intended for acrobatics and wowing crowds.

Three people in a 4-H meeting tackling a gunman doesn't mean 4-H members are trained, expected, or obligated to do that.

The presence of a training ground for what they do and parallels to how the Army would develop soldiers in Basic does not mean this is an Army in Basic. A fat camp is still a fat camp even with a drill sergeant.

It's reasonable to assume the Canterlot Guard is part of their national police force and what passes for their military. They've helped keep Canterlot on lockdown, escort VIP's, and defend important assets like the Royal Pets. They also have a clear base of operations in the locus of the Princess. We just haven't seen that with the Wonderbolts, or by extension through anything showing orders by a military chain of command higher than Spitfire.
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>>13434299
I love that artstyle.
It may not be as cartoony and exaggerated as Price's art but it's by far cuter

I can't choose a favorite comic artist. They all have their pros and cons
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>>13434331
The Blue Angels are intended for aerial acrobatics and wowing crowds.

But you can be damn sure they are trained for combat.

Chistery, for fucks sake just let it go. You are thinking way too deeply into this to protect your head canon when the show already handed us a nice, neat answer on a plate.
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>>13434361
It's not a nice, neat answer. The nice, neat answer would be a draft notice, a general actually directing the Wonderbolts, any discussion of "boot camp" leading to regular services or a tour of duty would be a clearer answer.

I'm not sure we're on the same page here. Someone else's headcanon says it's very clear the Wonderbolts are a military unit. I think it's murkier. They're meant to resemble the Blue Angels but so far a pressure-cooker recruitment process, drills, and lightning-radiating-crotch uniforms don't show a military unit for sure.
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>>13434331
>Trying to take down a dragon and failing doesn't mean they were ordered to or even expected to
How would they know? Why would they intervene?
There is no Wonderbolt center even near Ponyville. It would make no sense for them to just go"Oh hey apparently there's a dragon in Ponyville let's go stop it instead of alerting the ROYAL FUCKING GUARD" if they weren't part of Equestria's military

Also the Wonderbolt camp isn't for training future Wonderbolts. That original script kinda makes it clear
http://i.imgur.com/Su4H3y9.png
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>>13434440
I must have missed the part where that episode was about the Wonderbolts. There was only so much they could fit into 22 minutes, they can't show you EVERYTHING. They have to infer some of it and what the show infers is that they're a military group.
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>>13432891
>Why aren't you making a comic?

Why aren't YOU making a comic?
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>>13434497
>what the show infers is that they're a military group.
It's hard to tell what's meant to make kids think it's a fun parallel with "Platoon" or "Forrest Gump" and what's supposed to be Dash actually joining an Army.

I will say that if it were some unit of the military, Dash would have had someone to discuss concerns with above Spitfire's head.
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>>13434557
Why would she have bothered going above Spitfire, though? If the captain of the Wonderbolts says that X qualities are what they're looking for, you generally assume that the entire organization feels the same way and give up on the whole thing.
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Pony military is kind of incompetent and weak

Five kobolds with mosin nuggets could stage a coup and take over the country.
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I love Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13436448
Twilight a shit
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>>13436748
No, Twilight a wonderful pony.
I love her.
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Twilight a shit
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>>13436793
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